Volume XLVII November 2014

See page 2 for details about the Argo logo contest.

The official newspaper of the Boston Latin School

pecially in the face of adversity, Sullivan. “I don't think I ever was truly inspiring. Ms. Grib- saw her upset after a bad day; Rest in Peace, Anna audo, her Algebra II teacher, she was always in a positive By Sylvie Stoloff (I), News Editor calls Anna “a teacher’s dream attitude, ready to work harder student.” Even though she was to improve.” With contributions from Caroline Conroy, Maggie Sullivan, Sam Litster, Avery Kirkpatrick, Alexci forced by her illness to spend And it was not just with Gonzalez, Caroline DiCenso and Julia McNeil (III) all but two months of her ninth track that Anna touched the grade year in the hospital, Anna BLS community, of course. kept up her studies enough to Anna was also a member of pass the ninth grade! the swim team and played Ms. Gribaudo would trumpet in the band. On Oc- make trips to Anna’s home tober 7, the school community or hospital room to tutor her, held a memorial for Anna to and was pleasantly surprised commemorate her, a touching again and again when Anna balloon-release ceremony. came ready with relevant ques- “I was so happy that so tions, always eager to learn. many people showed up to Her teacher was “completely Anna's memorial at school. amazed at this very sick young It really meant a lot to her girl who was also very deter- family and friends to see the mined to keep up with her support from everyone,” says BLS schoolwork,” whose story Anna’s Pal Caroline DiCenso constantly reminds her to “ap- (III). Anna’s friends each read preciate each and every day a something about Anna at the bit more.” ceremony in memory of her. Anna spread this enthu- DiCenso wanted to use this siasm and determination to her time to ensure that Anna’s peers friends, as well, whom she was remembered her for the girl she constantly encouraging. Anna’s was, and not just for her illness.

SAMANTHA TO (I) TO SAMANTHA Pal Alexci Gonzalez (III) recalls: “Anyone who had met BLS - Students release balloons bearing messages to Anna Jerome at her memorial. “I remember every time I would her was lucky to have known Anna Jerome, a Boston not help but be happy around her friend Maggie Sullivan (III), go to her stressed and say her for the bright, bubbly girl Latin School tenth-grader many her,” says Avery Kirkpatrick who fondly remembers Anna how much I hated school and that she was, and not just the of us knew and loved, passed (III), another member of Anna’s sending their friends’ group wanted to give up, she would cancer patient who went to away from leukemia this past loving friend group, “Anna’s chat pictures of potential out- tell me, ‘If I can do well in all school with us. It was the first October, leaving behind twin Pals.” fits for the next day, on which my classes while I’m stuck in thing that came to mind when I brother Will, younger sister Described by her friend Anna’s Pals would vote for the this hospital then you can do sat down to write [my speech],” Emily and dozens of caring and Caroline Conroy (III), as “hi- best. it too; we can do it together.’ she explains. committed friends. larious, trustworthy, caring, Some of her friends’ fa- And it was something about Committed student, de- An evident beacon of understanding and a little shy,” vorite memories revolve around the way she said it that gave termined athlete and loyal positivity, one of Anna’s most Anna was always looking out crazy shopping excursions with me hope and motivated me to friend, Anna will be missed lasting impressions is her ever- for her friends. Although she Anna. Sam Litster recalls a time do my best.” dearly by the BLS community present smile, which followed was “obsessed” with shopping when all her friends snuck into A decorated member and undoubtedly by those be- her through the good times and maintained a reputation for an “illegal flea market” with of the BLS varsity track team, yond. Anna’s Pal Julia McNeil and the bad. Anna “loved being always having the best outfits, Anna, all donning hospital Anna also displayed her fa- (III), puts it simply: “She was around happy people,” remem- Anna loved giving gifts even masks in solidarity with their mous determination in her basically just the ideal friend, bers her friend Sam Litster (III). more than receiving them. friend. athletic endeavors. “Anna was and I'm glad she was one of Consequently, people “could “Anna was a shopaholic,” says Anna’s determination, es- amazing at track,” says Maggie mine.” Ms. Kilbourn Returns from Adventures in Asia By Albert Mao (III) & Jonathan Li (IV), Contributing Writers Ms. Katharine Kilbourn, a World people are living like,” she explains. Many stu- History II and AP World History teacher, Ms. Kilbourn has also worked as a com- dents find these has just returned from her sabbatical in munity organizer and an international connections re- New Zealand and the Asian countries of director prior to becoming a teacher; she ally helpful. Jo- Myanmar, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia and has even done volunteer work in Japan! anna Masin-Buck Indonesia. Bringing back memories and One of the unique elements of (III), finds Ms. educational experiences, Ms. Kilbourn traveling, Ms. Kilbourn comments, is the Kilbourn’s teach- will be displaying a presentation about experience of truly witnessing history ing style “a more her expeditions on Monday, December before her eyes. interactive way 1 in the Seevak Room. “Textbooks are good about get- of learning.” She Although Ms. Kilbourn has ting the facts,” she says, but they pale adds, “seeing the traveled to Asia before, she has not in comparison to being completely im- process of silk been to the less populated countries like mersed in the history. “Looking at the making through Myanmar and Laos. Her first destination, 40-50 feet gold Buddhas and seeing the the eyes of our Myanmar, was just recently opened to temples themselves and what a large teacher, brought Westerners. She then visited Vietnam, area they encompassed,” explains the a sense of realness KATHARINE KILBOURN KATHARINE where her husband’s uncle is an am- history teacher, providing a kind of into what we were Cambodia - Ms. Kilbourn captures the Royal Palace Phnom bassador. She continued her voyage knowledge much more complex than reading from our Penh pagoda. into Laos, which she remembers for the what one could glean from any type of textbooks.” beautiful waterfalls of its countryside. reading. Ms. Kilbourn also comments on Khoa Nguyen (III), also appreciates I have some amazing pictures. I want to After a brief detour to Cambodia, she the importance of traveling, especially these connections. “Ms. Kilbourn's expe- give students the belief that it is really, re- arrived at her final destination: the exotic given the relative youth of our region in riences bring a lot to the table, especially ally important to travel, that it broadens island of New Zealand. Ms. Kilbourn comparison to the ancient civilizations when it comes to history lessons! Her your mind, and makes you more accept- most enjoyed the foreign nature feel and that have thrived abroad. stories provide global context on the past ing and tolerant, makes your life more beautiful terrain there. Ms. Kilbourn makes many ref- and how they are relevant even today!” exciting, gives you more self-assurance A seasoned world traveler, Ms. erences to her journeys in class. For she says. and really changes your life immensely.” Kilbourn loves to bring her experiences example, she has shown videos of silk Ms. Kilbourn has high hopes for In a statement that captures the to the classroom. “Traveling is what has that she has made, and has told stories her presentation on December 1. “I ab- essence of the importance of these excur- brought me to teaching because I learned of when she encountered people or tribes solutely want to communicate my stories sions, Ms. Kilbourn proclaims: “I am the so much about the world and what other that were mentioned in the textbook. to the students during my presentation. person I am because of my travels.” Page 2 Argo Boston Latin School Argo Editorial Board ditors ote Isabelle DeSisto, I Editor-in-Chief E ’ N Anna Peng, II Editor-in-Chief Sylvie Stoloff, I News Editor To our fellow Argonauts: In this issue, you’ll learn about the Boston Anton Xue, I News Editor Welcome! We hope that by the third month Latin School Association’s new Prima Perpetua Jonathan Zou, II Assistant News Editor of school, you’ve managed to dust off those fil- campaign, Ms. Kilbourn’s adventures in South- Sophia Tang, III Assistant News Editor ing cabinets in your brains which hold all-too- east Asia, the most recent improv show, the Ming Ying, II Forum Editor essential information like how many atoms are boys’ soccer team’s rise to stardom and so much Terry Ni, II Forum Editor in a molecule (6.022 × 1023)—to all who have yet more. Plus, you’ll get the inside scoop on some Minh Trinh, II Assistant Forum Editor to take chemistry: we’re so sorry...), or “arma upperclassmen in our five senior spotlights. Malcolm DC Ekman, I A&E Editor virumque cano,” or how to multiply matri- If you’re still struggling to survive that Vivian Herbert, II A&E Editor ces. And, more importantly, hopefully you’ve final, excruciating day before Thanksgiving Taran Wise, I Sports Editor relearned how to read! Because we have 16 and can’t find the time to fully appreciate Lily Caffrey-Levine, II Assistant Sports Editor delightful pages just for you. That’s right—we the journalistic genius that is Argo, then feel Jeffrey Zhou, III Assistant Sports Editor thought of all 2,400 of you in the midst of making free to bring it home and feast (see what we Shirley Zhou, I Copy Editor emergency pilgrimages to Starbucks, secretly did there?!) your eyes while you satisfy your Anli Xiang, I Copy Editor dancing to Taylor Swift’s Blank Space in the stomachs. Yujia Song, I Assistant Copy Editor 016 computer lab and obsessively color coding Linda Qin, II Assistant Copy Editor Google spreadsheets. Happy Thanksgiving! Nathan Han, III Layout Editor Even though this is the second issue of Isabelle & Anna, Editors-in-Chief Riya Thomas, II Assistant Layout Editor Argo this year, we can tell by the stack of Ex- Allyson Ping, III Assistant Layout Editor Photo Editor tracurricular Fair papers outside Mr. Flynn’s P.S. Go Latin beat English! Samantha To, I Zoe Huang, I Photo Editor office that not all of you got the chance to bask P.P.S. How do you like the new masthead? It was Kara Jianna Undag, I Assistant Photo Editor in the glory of Argo’s new layout. So here you taken from the March 1969 issue of the Argo, the Nathan Oalican, III Assistant Photo Editor are—bask away! first issue ever! Copy Edit Associates Bianca Ceccon, I Sophia Yang, II Celestine He, I Clare Zhou, II Nora Quinn, I Portia Caruso, IV Jennifer Zhang, I Gloria He, IV Greta Gaffin, II Anh Hong, IV Tien Hoang, II Parthena Kotsalidis, IV Elisabeth Kotsalidis, II Erin Nuestro, IV Alexandra Relinger, II Layout Associates Ryan Li, II Amanda Yuan, III Lina Liu, II David Chen, IV Selena Nguyen, II Jonathan Li, IV Linda Zhang, II Ben Wu, IV Michelle Zhang, II Alicia Zou, IV Krystal Dong, III Madeline Ma, V Melisa Lee, III Gwen Liu, VI Joanna Masin-Buck, III Lienna Peng, VI Philip Weiss, III Hanyi Wang, VI Emily Xie, III Faculty Advisor Kay Moon Your 2014-2015 Argo Editors Special Thanks to Not Pictured: Ming Ying, Terry Ni, Anli Xiang, & Zoe Huang Malcolm Flynn Juan Bedoya Patrick Hourigan Valerie Uber Calling all artists! The Argo is launching a New Logo Contest. We’ve decided that the howling wolf needs an upgrade, especially with our new, snazzy layout. So we’re soliciting submissions from YOU! Here are the guidelines: Only visual; no text Grayscale color palette Must be a compact shape (not too tall, long, skinny, etc.) Be creative! It can feature a wolf like the old logo or something relevant (for example: no random kitty cats or pizzas). You are not limited to one submission! Email your submission(s) to [email protected] or drop it off in Room 207 with your name, grade, homeroom and email by December 22. PRIZE: The winner will be awarded with a BLS prize pack from the school store—and bragging rights! This is a big deal; your work will hold a place of honor on future Argo front pages! Please contact us at [email protected] with any questions! (Note: If we don’t get something we like enough, the contest may be extended.)

The Boston Latin School Association ArgoBoston Latin School has proudly supported and funded Boston Latin School’s sports, Ad Petendum Veritatem extracurriculars, music, academics, and The Argo strives, in accordance with the highest standards of journalism, to inform and inspire its publications - including the Argo - for readers, to provide a forum for constructive debate, over 160 years. and to foster understanding among all members of the Boston Latin School community. Boston Latin School Argo News Page 3 BLS Launches Prima Perpetua Campaign By Isabelle DeSisto (l), Editor-in-Chief went on to graduate, while sev- vealed the fifty-million-dollar eral reminisced about the antics goal and the progress that has of a certain “Doc Roche.” already been made thanks to Prima Perpetua’s official donations from BLS supporters. launch culminated that same “BLS is a true commu- evening in a gala dinner at the nity, and a community is only Seaport Boston Hotel. Over 400 as strong as the people who sup- alumni, family, faculty, adminis- port what we do. That includes tration and supporters attended. parents, faculty, administration A reception and sit-down and alumni, because the focus is dinner bookended the presenta- always on doing what is best for tion of a Boston Latin School young people,” said Headmaster Distinguished Graduate Award Emerita Cornelia Kelley. to Philip Landrigan (‘59), who, Peter Kelly agrees. Back- as a pediatrician and epidemiolo- ing from alumni is “fundamen- gist, pioneered efforts to remove tal” to the success of Boston MEGAN PITTS lead from gasoline and paint in Latin School, but “BLSA is not an BLS - Founders' Gallery inductees sport their new letterman jackets. the United States, fight smallpox alumni association,” he said. “We The Boston Latin School Latin School has a standing as the said Ms. Freeman, who has and measles and study health are an organization that unites community officially launched premier educational experience alumni to thank for her work in effects related to the tragedies anyone who cares about BLS.” its Prima Perpetua fundrais- of the 21st century,” he said. the Facing History, Art History of 9/11. Prima Perpetua follows ing campaign this month, with The campaign’s goal is and Capstone courses. “I went to “Latin School prepared me the Pons Privatus campaign, hundreds of alumni and parents to raise fifty million dollars by a high school where we were all for a career that I simply could which ended in 2002 and was gathering for a weekend of cel- its conclusion in 2017; so far, eager to get away…[but] alums not have imagined,” said Land- responsible for the renovations ebration. the total generated is 27,157,425 here want to come back.” rigan. “It taught me how to work to the building which created Prima Perpetua, Latin for dollars. “We are so proud that hard as hell to learn things.” the art and music wings, library, “First Forever,” seeks to generate For Prima Perpetua’s of- we can give back to today’s stu- Before dessert, a video dining hall, Schawbel College funds that will support global ficial launch, the BLSA organized dents,” said Mike Caljouw (‘84), highlighted the campaign’s ob- Resource Center and McCarthy learning initiatives, updated a series of events to promote the former Sports Editor of Argo. jectives. After, Peter Kelly and Institute for Transition and Sup- technology and Science, Technol- campaign and honor alumni The subsequent Saturday Headmaster Mooney Teta re- port. ogy, Engineering and Mathemat- who have made contributions. morning, November 15, six BLS ics resources, revitalized liberal On Friday, November 14, alumni became inductees into arts and fellowship and leader- approximately 50 guests gath- the Founders’ Gallery, an honor ship opportunities, according to ered in the “Lorraine and Alan bestowed upon those who have Spotlight on BLS S.A.S.S. SpotlightBy Allyson on Ping (III)BLS & Hayley YeS (III),.A.S.S. Headmaster Mooney Teta (‘86). Bressler Gallery”—named for a donated at least one million dol- By Allyson Ping, (III) & Hayley Ye, (III) The campaign will also finance BLS alumnus and his wife—at lars to the school. A brunch in Contributing Writers a new full-time athletic director, the Museum of Fine Arts for the library and a presentation Alumnus Jack Owens (‘03), who a short cocktail event. Alumni in the auditorium celebrated the Harris (III) said. “We wanted plans to begin in January. and supporters gathered and six donors: Raymond Nasher to let everyone to develop their “We see the motivation expressed their thoughts about (‘39), Sidney Wolk (‘53), Stephen own idea of what feminism is to and the variety of activities stu- Prima Perpetua while surround- Corman (‘54), Michael Leven them but also to let people know dents can’t participate in because ed by art from the 19th century (‘55), William Schawbel (‘57) and that it’s important because it’s of financial constraints,” said painters of the Boston School Thomas Ryan (‘59). not just about us, it’s also about Peter Kelly (‘83), president of the movement. At the event, alumni representing people who don’t Boston Latin School Association. “[It’s] interesting to come shared anecdotes about their ex- have a voice around the world.” The goal is that Prima Perpetua here because I didn’t fully appre- periences at BLS. One mentioned Even though the club was will help to expand students’ ciate how so much I’m involved that only six out of the thirty-six Motivated by inequalities just founded this school year, it opportunities and “ensure that in is supported by people here,” students in his sixie homeroom in society nowadays that are has already influenced many of reflected in school, two students its members. have taken initiative. Lilly An- “Before you’re kind of Senior Capstone Class Visits Slaughterhouse derson (III) and Stella Harris (III) blind; you could say a lot of have founded the club “Stand- things that are sexist because By Larry Gu (II) & Alicia Zou (IV), Contributing Writers ing Against Sexism in Society”, you’re oblivious, and you don’t As part of their research on food and the issues meat eater too. It was something I needed to see.” or S.A.S.S, to share information know since that’s how you’ve surrounding it, the Boston Latin School (BLS) Senior At times, however, seeing what goes on in a about and spark discussion on been raised, and through the club Capstone class took a field trip this October to the slaughterhouse was overwhelming. sexism in all aspects of society. you realize that it’s sexist, and Den Besten Farm slaughterhouse in Bridgewater, as “Going to the slaughterhouse was quite un- Co-founder Lilly Ander- how we can improve upon those well as to Silverbrook Farm in Dartmouth. Accom- comfortable. Just seeing an animal get killed in front son (III) said, “It’s mind blowing things, so you can avoid doing panied by Senior Capstone teachers Ms. Freeman of you… it’s quite an experience,” Zhou added. how much sexism there is in the those same things and you can and Mr. Mikalaitis and chaperone Ms. Bateman, Indeed, the gore was enough to drive some students hallways of this school every help support people rather than they observed and interviewed employees at work outside to seek relief with fresh air. single day that I’ve experienced oppress them,” said Elizabeth at the slaughterhouse. The trip was part of the class’ Senior Capstone student Natasha Karunaratne myself and that other people go Seero (IV), a club member. effort to help students develop research skills for the (I) stopped eating meat as a direct result of the field through, not just girls, but also Club member Rachel Sha- interdisciplinary projects that they will be working trip. “At the slaughterhouse I squealed and cried and boys. There wasn’t a club yet, and nahan (III) said, “I think it’s not on later in the year. hid behind my classmates. I came to the conclusion it just seemed so wrong, so I felt only about learning about sexism “I wanted the students to have the experience that I have been mindlessly exploiting animals and like I just had to do it.” and all the things that come with of gathering data in the field through observation encouraging their abuse by eating meat all these Every Thursday afternoon it in society, but also having a and interviews,” explained Mr. Mikalaitis. “It was a years,” she said. “Now I feel better about my health in room 217, the sound of club place to talk within our school valuable experience to see where food comes from.” and my morals.” members snapping loudly to sup- because it is something that is During the field trip, students observed a For those students who were already vegetar- port each other echoes through important and it occurs in our number of food preparation processes, including the ian before seeing the slaughterhouse, the experience the entire hallway. The club school and it occurs in our lives skinning of a cow and the slaughtering, skinning and was chilling. Camille DeSisto (I), an avid animal begins promptly at 2:30 with a and it’s something that’s really gut-removal of two pigs. rights activist who has been vegetarian for six years, spoken word video, meant to be important to address.” While there, students interviewed the manag- found the sights “extremely upsetting.” However, an inspiration to members and The club has not only af- ers and workers in order to refine their interviewing she adds: “It’s very important to me to understand to help prepare for activities and fected its members, but it has skills. Some were surprised to discover that the what happens and I feel that it was something I discussion. Activities such as the touched the co-presidents’ lives slaughterhouse allows certain religious groups to needed to see.” “Movie Test,” which focuses on as well. As co-founder Lilly An- perform ceremonial sacrifices on the premises. In For others, however, the experience was less the representation of genders in derson (III) said, “It’s so exciting fact, as a facility whose certifications do not allow it shocking. films, promote passionate discus- to, once a week, see people talk to sell meat to restaurants, Den Besten gets a large “I’ve been to slaughterhouses before, and I’ve sion among members, often lead- about this stuff, because this is the percentage of its revenue from religiously-affiliated grown up around these things,” Koyama Belmont (I) ing to debates and revelations. kind of stuff that I’ll talk to people customers. said of the trip. “I was more used to it.” Additional informational videos about and I’ll just constantly get “The trip was very eye-opening,” said Senior At the end of the day, the students largely are often shown in order to instill negative feedback and I feel like Capstone student Bill Zhou (I). Most others in at- agreed that the visit was a valuable experience. new knowledge. I’m talking to a wall, but here I tendance share this sentiment. “I was proud of the students. They asked “We really wanted to ad- see people opening up, we’ve “Nobody really thinks about the process,” thoughtful and probing questions throughout the dress a lot of misconceptions had really deep discussions and commented Mr. Mikalaitis. “It was a very interesting day,” Mr. Mikalaitis reflects on this out-of-the-box, around feminism, especially at we’ve had people start to cry talk- day because I consider myself an animal lover but a yet effective, experiment. our school,” co-founder Stella ing about really personal things.” Page 4 News Boston Latin School Argo Thank You, Mr. Mayor By Anton Xue (I), News Editor to overhaul the city’s schools, including Boston Arts teachers to his office in city hall education system failed. Academy, the first public high and met with him to express our Since then, Boston school in Boston for visual and concerns. He listened to us and Public Schools (BPS) performing arts. He also worked made sure the proposed changes has transformed from to facilitate transportation and didn't come into effect. He really a struggling school dis- access to public resources for cared and made sure that my fel- trict into a rapidly im- students, starting programs such low students and I would be able proving environment as the OneCard program that to have access to programs like the for education, with his- combines student I.D.s, Mas- one at my school. I really admired torically lower dropout sachusetts Bay Transportation him for that.” rates and higher stan- Authority (MBTA) passes, library Menino also made himself dardized testing scores cards and Boston Centers for a presence in the lives of students and college completion Youth and Families (BCYF) passes outside of school. rates. According to the into one card. “Over the past few years, National Assessment Menino’s tremendous im- I've had the opportunity to meet of Educational Progress pact and commitment to the Bos- him and interact with him in a

Anna Peng (II) (NAEP), the average ton education system is evident in number of settings, including the City Hall - Mourners leave gifts at Mayer Menino's memorial. scores of Boston’s fourth the profound and personal stories ceremony for academic awards and eighth graders have that students in Boston have to commemorated in his honor given Thousands braved the beloved mayor had brought to steadily increased since 2003. share about him. to fifth graders in BPS, experiences freezing rain and harsh winds Boston. Dubbed the “Urban Me- BPS also reports a graduation “My elementary school at the city-wide science fair and to pay their respects to former chanic,” Menino managed to rate that has continuously risen was bilingual and there came a performances with the Boston Boston Mayor, Thomas Menino, meet, in person, over half of the by nearly 14 percent since 2007 as point in time when the bilingual Children's Chorus,” Nafisa Wara during his wake on November city of Boston; a feat reflected in well as historically low dropout program was in jeopardy of being (I) told the Argo. “I think that in it- 2. The line stretched far beyond the personal stories and encoun- rates. taken away, as was the school's self is a testament to how involved Faneuil Hall, where the wake was ters with the former mayor that Menino advocated for an city-wide status,” Emilio Vides- he was in the community, in that held, as Bostonians from all places many Bostonians are proud to increase in innovation and au- Curnen (I) said in his Menino Bostonians were able to connect waited for hours to say goodbye share. tonomy for schools. Through his story. “Students from my school, with him in so many different to Menino, Boston’s 53rd and Among Menino’s many ac- initiatives, BPS launched 22 pilot myself included, went with our contexts.” longest serving mayor, with 20 complishments were the changes years in office. brought to the schools of Boston. A happy nostalgia under- In a famous State of the City New Senior Paper Raises Complaints lined the somber atmosphere as speech, delivered in 1996 at the mourners shared their Menino struggling Jeremiah Burke High By Vicky Grinberg (I) & Cassidy Giacoppo (I), Staff Writer & Contributing Writer stories with each other, reminisc- School, Menino told residents to The 2015 Boston Latin School seniors will be are left wondering why these mistakes in analysis ing about everything that the “judge [him] harshly” if his efforts writing four smaller research papers instead of last were not pointed out and corrected before their last year’s one large paper. These papers are four to six year in high school. pages instead of the usual fifteen. The administra- Samantha Davern (I) says that it was graded tion’s goal is to reduce the workload during senior too harshly for the effort seniors demonstrated. “We Spotlight on Mary Keough year and require only a junior year research paper. put in a lot of work for these papers and these grades By Haben Kelati (I) & Michaela Sargent (I), By Allyson Ping, (III)BLS & Hayley SYe,. (III)A.S.S. This year’s seniors are the only students that will don’t seem to reflect that. My class also had little Contributing Writers write these four papers because the 2014 to 2015 time to work on this paper, especially compared academic year was planned as a transition year. to last year.” Long’s room with a bunch of her Next year’s seniors will not be required to write a Some say that last year’s method was much friends “doing homework.” Be- senior research paper at all. more effective and just. Although the fifteen page sides gaining a few pounds and While the English department’s aim was to paper was a much larger responsibility and required occasionally chopping off her alleviate seniors’ stress amidst college applications, much more time, it came in the second half of the Rapunzel-like hair, not much has many students feel even more pressure than before. year. Students add that by the second half of the year, changed about Mary. She was “These papers contribute directly into your grade they would have a better grasp both of teachers’ the nicest girl you could know as point average because two are within the first two expectations and general literary principles in an underclassman, and she still terms. Last year’s paper was written after college analysis. is. Mary is the type of person to applications were submitted,” says Nora Quinn (I). Although the first paper yielded unsatisfac- be friends with anybody; we’re Many students are disgruntled, discouraged tory results for both students and teachers, everyone If you don't know Mary convinced she would befriend and generally disappointed by the results of the is taking steps to improve the process. The English Keough, you're really missing a sixie. She is the most altru- first research paper especially since a majority of department and Guidance department are working out. But we find it hard to believe istic person we know, and students received poor marks. After writing similar to help students. One of the AP Literature teach- that anyone could miss a girl and will probably ever know. analyses throughout their high school careers and ers, Ms. Burke, says that the department may be wrapped in a big blanket, scream- She always has other peo- doing well, many seniors are somewhat at a loss working on getting rid of the fourth term’s research ing down the senior hallway. ple in mind, even if it means at this feedback. Some understand their teachers’ paper, mitigating some of the stress. Class I teachers And if the blanket isn’t enough, sacrificing precious time with logic, but others still feel as though they are being add that there will also be a much larger emphasis she's the one with the big red her beloved four-legged friend, punished for something they did not do. Seniors on writing workshops. jeep, displaying the license plate Lincoln. She’s such a fierce friend “KEOUGH.” Mary is very hard that she’ll have it out against to miss, and once you know her, anyone who hurts someone Salad Bar Brings Fresh Choices to BLS she’s impossible to forget. she cares about. That is what You may know her as the is great about being friends By Halle Kyne (V), Adacie McEnerney (V) & Cindy Trinh (V), Contributing Writers girl rocking the side-braid and with Mary: you always know Recently, the Boston Latin School lunchroom the teens involved in the study only ate greens once crop top, but we remember Mary she’ll be there for you when you got a healthy new upgrade, a salad bar that rocked a day or not at all. when she was just skin and need her. Whether you see her the school in early November. The salad bar also brings options, like dress- bones, with eyes that were a little walking to or from Park Drive, in This popular addition brought a new perspec- ing, that are not necessarily healthier than what is too big for her head. Don’t be line at Roche’s buying her daily tive on the way school lunch is seen. Now, hungry served in the regular lines. For example, one serving fooled by her skinny appearance dose of Nutella and popsicles, students are given another option for a satisfying (30 grams or about one ounce) of ranch dressing has though; Mary ate. She always had cheering on Peter Honzik at a lunch. Many students and faculty welcome the salad almost 145 calories. Salad with vegetables and with- some sort of snack in a plastic bag football game, or completing her bar back with rumbling stomachs and a craving for out dressing only has about 30 calories. Toppings to munch on, and every day dur- checklist in Southie, you can be veggies. such as chicken, tuna, beans, pickles, tomatoes and ing lunch, she would easily finish sure she’ll have a big smile on her The salad bar provides a healthier replacement cucumber are also offered on a daily basis and are the only edible thing the dining face that will brighten up your for greasy foods like pizza and burgers. Lily Tran (V) much healthier options than dressing. hall served: a tuna salad sub. day—unless you have insulted says, “I think it’s healthier than the food we normally Despite a relatively positive response to the And regardless of her small body, her soon-to-be fiancé, Harry eat. It’s also another choice to choose from for those salad bar, students still think that there are im- she was just as loud and just as Styles… then you can be sure who don’t feel comfortable eating the regular food provements that could be made. Troy Santulli (V) bubbly. Simply hearing “Harry you’re on her hit list. that BLS serves. Plus, it makes the lunch line shorter.” says, "They should add croutons, [but] it’s a healthy Potter,” she would scream with If you haven’t befriended More importantly, adding vegetables to improvement." excitement—something she still the queen yet—don’t worry! your plate contributes to your daily-recommended With the salad bar, Boston Latin School has does today, as a senior. Here’s some advice: go up to serving of greens, just about two and a half cups. A effectively assumed a reputation for healthy lunches. In the eighth grade, she her and give her a compliment study conducted in 2010 by the Center of Disease Students and faculty can be proud that they ate could never be caught in a (it’s not difficult) and you’ll Control and Prevention (CDC), however, resulted something that is good for their bodies. Along with study. Instead, she would sit be instant friends. We’re so in the reality that there are still some teens who are feeling healthy, their minds will also be refreshed in the hallway outside of Mrs. grateful to call her our best friend. not getting this recommended amount. A third of and ready to learn. Boston Latin School Argo News Page 5 Baker Wins Governor's Race By Ben Wu (IV) & Armen Youssoufian (V), Staff Writer & Contributing Writer second with 31.5. History teacher, kid to think bigger for himself and garded the construction of casinos Dominic Rinaldi also garnered 2.5 to become something better than and slot parlors in Everett and percent of the votes and the love of a fisherman, and that education Springfield. At the polls, voters his students. should allow children to dream voted to permit the start of con- Both candidates emphasized bigger and break their conventional struction, while the students in the the importance of childhood educa- molds.” mock election did not support the tion. Coakley planned on starting In addition to the candidate construction of casinos. a 1.5 billion dollar universal Pre-K choices, the ballot questions were Question 4 focused on sick system in Massachusetts for low also given to students during the days given to employee. A “yes” income families. Maddie Kilgan- mock election. vote would require businesses non (I) says, “One of her policy Question 1 regarded a gas tax with more than eleven workers to points that I felt most passionate law passed in 2013 that ties the rate reward workers with one paid hour about was her dedication to making of inflation to the tax. Massachusetts off for every thirty hours worked. universal Pre-K a reality in the com- voters and BLS students both voted Both Massachusetts voters and BLS monwealth…education as a policy to repeal the law. students voted to pass the new sick point is really important.” Question 2 was about the day policy. DEETH ELLIS BLS - Student volunteers tally the BLS mock election results Baker’s plan focused on pro- expansion of the bottled and canned While the Coakley-majority viding a solid K to 12 education beverage recycling programs in BLS student body did not see their On November 4, Republican Baker beat Coakley with and raising the state cap on charter Massachusetts. Massachusetts first-choice candidate win, they are, representative Charlie Baker was 48.5 to 46.6 percent victory, and schools. Charlie Chen (IV) says, voters voted to not expand the pro- nevertheless, hopeful of the future. elected as the governor of Mas- will assume office on January 8, “I liked Baker's policy where he grams, while BLS students voted A Class V student concluded, sachusetts after a tight race against 2015. In the Boston Latin School said he wanted to reform people's to expand. “Even though Charlie Baker won, Democratic representative, Martha mock election, Coakley led with thoughts with education. He told Question 3, one of the most I believe he will still be a great Coakley. 53.5 percent, while Baker came in a story of wanting a fisherman's controversial ballot questions, re- governor.” Celebrating Years of Neary Spotlight on Kristen Fields By Matthew Boyle (I) & Mark Zhang (III), Contributing Writers By Isabelle DeSisto (I)BLS & Tyrone NewellS.A (I),.S .S. Editor-in-ChiefBy Allyson Ping, & (III) Contributing & Hayley Ye, Writer (III) Dr. Gerald Neary, a beloved member of the his- lengthy and calculated lectures left much stronger tory department, has recently left Boston Latin School impressions than traditional methods of studying, to move to Chicago, where he hopes to eventually and helped students immensely during tests. Some might call it “vulg,” but resume his teaching career. Incoming students to BLS Dr. Neary also fondly recalls his memorable we think it’s the epitome (pron. “will never have such a unique and amazing learning times at BLS. In an email to former student Alejandra “eh-pit-ohm”) of cool. experience” as provided by Dr. Neary, Edgar Bolivar Spruill (II), he laments, "I doubt that I will ever again In all seriousness, (I) points out. have the opportunity to teach such a distinguished though, Kristen is what many His one of a kind teaching style, amazing voice student body. Where would I ever find another one might call “bae.” She’s the first acting and Coke bottle filled with coffee, will be who would embrace my craziness?" He welcomes person to send you hilarious dearly missed by all. Beloved by many, Dr. Neary students to “communicate with him - séance time! and heartfelt birthday mes- managed to get students of all stripes interested - with any questions, comments, observations and sages. She’s the last person to in history with his unusual personality and acute lamentations.” turn down an invitation (except knowledge of the subject. Spruill herself is one of Dr. Neary’s greatest when it conflicts with her back- Dr. Neary knew that students were more inter- fans. “He constantly encourages my love of history, to-school shopping weekend). ested in history as a story than as a subject. He could my love of learning, my love of life. I am forever Every outing is an adventure. recount countless humorous facts about historical grateful to him for that,” she said. One day you might drag her figures, making them far more interesting than any Teachers like Dr. Neary will become eternal In the absence of a nice, to the MFA to see the Magna textbook possibly could. Archimedes? He’s the guy and remembered relics of the times, reminding the clean starting point, let’s just Carta and wind up crying from who discovered a way to predict if objects float by community of the unique history of BLS. His apho- take you to the place where laughter in an exhibit of Amish jumping in a bath and shouting “Eureka!” Richard risms, too, will be dearly missed. Spruill quotes a Kristen spends most of her time quilts or getting lost with the the Lionheart? He’s the guy who had a bromance personal favorite: “Life is a banquet and most poor holed-up, watching One Direc- mummies. with Saladin. By making historical figures human suckers are starving to death, so sample as much of tion videos on Youtube, sur- And no spotlight of the and tangible, he made history far more interesting. it as you can and never stop learning living.” rounded by an army of crusty legendary Kfields would be As Kevin Zhang (III) recalls, “Dr. Neary’s For now, all that former students can think cereal bowls that she refuses to complete without a mention effective and unique teaching style stuck out to me of is the disappearance of the colorful character in bring downstairs. of group chat. It’s safe to say and by listening in class, I progressed quickly in his cardigans, teaching in room 121 with a voice which As you enter Kristen’s that if you step away from your class and learned history in an enjoyable way.” His reverberates in our minds as a piece of the grand past. bedroom (or tornado zone), phone for more than hour you you are greeted by a welcom- will have upwards of 300 mes- ing sign that reads: “Honestly sages. But you’ll want to read A Change For German Education do not even think of coming every one, because Kristen into my room. See you tomor- manages to be both comedic By Carol Cao (V) & Reyna Han (V), Contributing Writers row maybe.” But don’t get the and insightful at the same time Recently, Frau Neumann became the perma- One of the more experienced students also wrong idea: Kristen isn’t nearly (synchronized swimmers). nent substitute for Frau Kuchta, who is on maternity mentioned how Frau Neumann’s swift and ad- as intimidating as she might There’s no doubt that leave, and is bringing a new taste of German educa- vanced teaching pace will help students on the AP lead you to believe. She can wherever Kristen goes, she tion to Boston Latin School. exam if they are planning to take AP German. befriend anyone—even a fly. will slay the game. Whether From October 14 onwards, Frau Neumann One of the main worries among both new and This lovable “Dot Rat” it’s climbing the mountains of has been teaching the students in German 1, 3 and experienced German students, however, is needing is full of paradoxes—I mean, Chile, strutting the streets of 4 and it feels as if the transition is going smoothly. to adapt to a new teacher and teaching style shortly have you met anyone who Dorche or showing off her new “It’s a really nice school, and the students are into the school year. Despite this, students seem to sends 400-second long mass fish “hipster backpack,” she’s really friendly and willing to learn,” Frau Neumann be doing well. Snapchats of her awful pop already one step ahead of the said. “I really like it here.” She also expressed that “It feels different but not uncomfortable,” renditions and is also a pageant rest of us. So you’ve got to ask the students are getting along very well. comments Robert Arnold (II). queen? Or someone who prides yourself a question: could you The students also say that they really like the While on maternity leave, Frau Kuchta herself on a “Kylie Jenner live with yourself if you didn’t new German substitute and are satisfied with the remains in touch with her students and Frau Neu- style,” but wears a duck-print hear one of her famous jokes material they are learning so far, even though they mann to confirm that they are staying on track and onesie all weekend? Neither before she leaves the hallowed are going at a faster pace. following the curriculum. She posts on her teacher have we—except for Kristen, halls of BLS? Avi Vasquez (II) said, “It’s a really fun class, web frequently, stating the daily homework and that is. One last thing: if you’ve and I think you learn a lot. It is an interactive class some occasional announcements. Both her email Plus, she’s supremely known Kristen for long enough, that everyone can participate in and understand.” and Frau Neumann’s email are available to answer talented. She can eat a chocolate you’ve undoubtedly run into Her background which includes teaching all of the questions the students may have. She has glazed donut and a piece of her alter ego “Jodii.” To learn in Germany along with a past role in teaching at a also created a Quizlet class with the vocabulary that pepperoni pizza just minutes more, kindly follow @jodiicray German Saturday School showcase her experience students learn throughout the school year. before a swim meet, and still on Instagram. and expertise. German 1, 3 and 4 students have nothing to kill it in the 400-free relay. Kris, we’d crop your rasta “We’re learning a lot more cultural things fear. German education at BLS is not something Her nose is a celebrity in and head into our family photos now because she’s actually from Germany, and to worry about, regardless if there are one or two of itself: it seems to have no any day of the week. If you’re that helps because we didn’t really know about the teachers. Frau Neumann and Frau Kuchta may have cartilage and can fit multiple salty that we exposed you, we specific German cities before,” Mahlet Shiferaw differences of pace and teaching methods, but stu- blueberries in each nostril. She only have three words for you: (II) said. dents agree that they are both magnificent teachers. even has her own language! “sorry ‘bout it.” Page 6 Forum Boston Latin School Argo Is SIS Beneficial to Students? It is an Unnecessary Cause of Stress It is Perfectly Suited for Students' Needs By Terry Ni (II), Forum Editor By Ming Ying (II), Forum Editor For the past two years, Student Information System (SIS) has loomed over Cinderella was right: “You don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone.” us, warning us of every, even moderately, low grade. As diligent students, we In an online era when all the information we could dream of lingers at our fin- are addicted to checking this system. Each time we log in, SIS advocates the gertips, it is easy to become spoiled and unappreciative—to blame outside factors for notion that school is all about grades, rather than promoting growth and gain in our own circumstances. Recently, that finger-pointing has shifted towards Student knowledge. Since the advent of SIS, teachers have been burdened to learn new Information System (SIS), a students’ encyclopedia that first launched in 2012. Cited technology and students have grown stressed waiting for these teachers to input for everything from causing stress to overwhelming students, many opponents of SIS each score. ignore a fundamental idea: grades on SIS are a perfect reflection of students’ academic SIS does provide immediate information. Students, however, re- performance. ceive the same scores from their teachers on paper the next day, often with SIS itself does not cause any more stress than a cookbook that makes dishes explanations and the exact questions that they answered wrong. As John Nguyen magically appear. Regardless of the gradebook, everyone experiences a bad test day. (IV), remarks, “It is nice to have, but it’s not necessary.” Oftentimes, students Pre-SIS, students would have to manually keep every assignment in order to calculate discover a low grade on SIS and worry about the cause of it all night, just to find their average. Now, grades are instantly posted, giving students the enhanced ability out that the teacher had trouble entering grades. to weigh their grades against their expectations. On that note, many teachers consider SIS as a burden. As a relatively new “It gives you peace of mind when you see things that go the way you want them program, the SIS interface is hard to use and instructions are unclear. Not only to,” says Puneeth Pothireddy, (II). do mysterious bugs frequently appear, but the system is unclear on exactly Indeed, SIS delivers exactly what students require to stay up-to-date, a challeng- which information only teachers can change and which information only the ing task before its advent. Besides the obvious convenience of knowing grades, SIS Registrar can change. Students asking to modify a small grade, such as attendance, offers a refresh of the daily bulletin, complete with important announcements and are redirected into a maelstrom of confusion from the teacher to the Registrar, dates easily missed during homeroom. and then back again. “SIS gives neither too little nor too much information. It’s mediocre—enough to Most importantly, the majority of students at our school desire high know what I need,” says Charles Valdez, (II). grades. SIS lets us view instantly where we lose points, reminding us of the Before SIS, students would often discover their grades too late—at the release ever-present need to raise scores. As Natalia Sifnugel (II), states, “I feel that of their report cards. By allowing students to easily access their scores, SIS increases SIS is a little bit overwhelming. When student-teacher interaction and promotes I was in seventh and eighth grade, conversation whenever a student has a it was a lot less pressure because I question about an assignment. wasn’t being reminded constantly of all “If anything, SIS should have more the things I might worry about.” Educa- information on it,” says Cindy Nguyen, (II). tion is supposed to promote learning, but To be sure, it takes some time to ad- SIS can lead students to believe that school just to SIS, but overall, it is one of the most is only about test and homework scores. effective ways to combine technology with Teachers have trouble using education, facilitating the learning process. SIS, and students feel stress from the While not everyone may appreciate its ben- ability to constantly access scores. The efits, we have all gained from SIS at some system, moreover, does not provide any point: when a teacher posted an incorrect information that students do not find grade, when we learned about an upcom- out anyway. As Angeannie Lefevre (VI), ing event from the SIS homepage, or when asserts, “My opinion on SIS is that it just we eagerly logged on to see our recent test gives out too much information. I do care, grades. As for stress, it is a side effect of but it just stresses me out.” DING (II) SAMUEL school, not SIS. Ask the Students: Is SIS Beneficial to Students?

"Yes. Some teachers "Yes and no, because don't update SIS, but you can see what you "No, because some you have a record of got on a test beforehand teachers don’t know your grades so you and relieves that stress. how to use SIS, since know when something But at the same time, it sometimes, the grad- goes wrong. It's like causes stress because at ing system doesn’t opening a Christmas the beginning of the term, match up with SIS." present every time." grades are really inflated." Maryjane Crowley (I) Mohamed Ibrahim (II) Richard Pan (III)

"Yes, because I can " Yes, I think it is always keep track of beneficial because "Yes, because you can my grades and if any when you want to stay updated with your of my grades are put know where you’re grades and it lets you in incorrectly, then at. You don’t have to know if you have to I'll know what went ask your teacher in talk to any teachers wrong. Most teachers person, so it’s easy to or make up any work." update it regularly, so just go on anytime to I think it's good." check your grades." Janna Ramadan (IV) Maia McGonagle (V) Gabriel Grimes (V)

Sharing is Caring By Mahlet Shiferaw (II), Contributing Writer Of the many rules at our school, “If you trust them, then you should be to school late and need somewhere to to trust a friend. After all, BLS is supposed there are none quite as infuriating as able to let them use your locker if they put their sports bag—the possibilities to prepare students for life beyond high that regarding shared lockers. As stated need it, because it’s more convenient.” are endless. school. It should not baby the students, in the agenda book, “students are not Convenient, that’s the keyword here. So if only good can come out of who are, more often than not, capable of allowed to store anything in another Many students would be very relieved sharing lockers, then why forbid it? There making such decisions. And if a theft does student’s locker.” What is the reasoning just knowing they had an extra locker is, of course, that ever-present fear of theft. occur, it will be no one’s fault but that of behind this? As any Boston Latin School if they needed one. Some of that infa- It is a reasonable fear, but not one that the student—and of course, the culprit— (BLS) student can say from experience, mous BLS stress would be lifted off their should stop students from sharing lock- for making an erroneous decision. As long this rule only serves to hinder our daily shoulders, and their lives would become ers. As Brian Regan (I) puts it, “It’s not a as BLS steps back and lets the students lives. It is, to put it lightly, an extreme slightly less hurried as they realize they big deal if people aren’t taking things that take charge of their lockers, no one can inconvenience. have a backup if they’re running late to don’t belong to them.” And that’s where hold it accountable for anything. Many students will also agree that that class on the third floor, or if they have the trust Tyrone Newell spoke of comes So please, make our lives just a tiny they see no problem in sharing lockers a poster and there is not quite enough in: students should be able to judge for bit easier, and let us share our lockers. with others. As Tyrone Newell (I) said, room in their own locker, or if they came themselves whether or not they are able Sharing is caring, right? Boston Latin School Argo Forum Page 7 Free Wi-Fi is Not All That Free By Chris Kim (II), Staff Writer (DDT), all of which Wi-Fi in schools. lower risk of inducing brain are substances that According to a letter cancer and tumors since they cause cancer. written to the editor that was are used only intermittently, In response, printed in the October edition whereas a Wi-Fi environment is the WHO estab- of the Alberta Teachers As- continuous. In addition, Wi-Fi lished the Interna- sociation (ATA) news, schools transmitters are primarily used tional Electromag- were never informed about the indoors, putting everyone in netic Field (EMF) dangerous effects of Wi-Fi. the vicinity at risk—students Project in 1996 to David O. Carpenter and adults alike. Studies have assess the scientific M.D., director of the Institute also linked fatigue, neuro- evidence of pos- for Health and Environment logical disorders and cardiac sible health effects at the State University of New irregularities with Wi-Fi usage caused by the ra- York, Albany, researched the in students and staff members diation. Warnings effects of the radiofrequency at schools. about the potential radiation and wrote a letter to There are alternatives, hazards from Wi- the District School Board urg- however, one of which is the Fi in school class- ing them not to put Wi-Fi in use of hard-wired connec- rooms are now on any schools. He found evidence tions—signal dependent on NATHAN OALICAN (III) NATHAN BLS - You might want to stay away from these Wi-Fi routers. the rise. But those in his research that “water cable wires rather than wireless who are concerned molecules in tissues and cells signals. David O. Carpenter Going to Starbucks or skeptical about the health ef- about this issue are finding were highly agitated” by the concludes in his study that Panera for their free Wi-Fi may fects of the Radiofrequency it difficult to make headlines presence of this radiation. He “wired facilities do not gen- not be such a good idea after Radiation (RF)—and they were and grab the public’s atten- also found evidence suggesting erate RF radiations.” Conve- all. Recent studies have shown right. The World Health Or- tion since tangible evidence is that Wi-Fi increases absorption nience comes with a price, and that these free wireless con- ganization (WHO) has clas- kept hushed under the public’s of microwave frequencies in sometimes it is better to go old nections have negative tolls on sified wireless frequencies as radar. In extreme cases, some brain tissue. school with the less advanced, our health. a class 2B carcinogen, in the teachers have been warned that In fact, cell phones—in- bulky systems in order to en- When Wi-Fi was first same category as lead and di- their job is in danger if they famous for emitting hazard- sure the safety of the students, introduced, some people were chlorodiphenyltrichloroethane continue to raise concern about ous frequencies—pose a much teachers and the school. Crimes Under Influence Spotlight on Clare Duckworth By Emily Xie (III), Staff Writer By Katie Duckworth (I), Contributing Writer A common defense strategy against abilities to make decisions before administering criminal charges is claiming that the defendant the drug are not impaired. Intake of illegal or committed the alleged crime under the influence legal intoxicators in large quantities is reckless she pranked me by putting of drugs or alcohol, meaning he or she can- and has the potential for serious consequences, “Mightier Duck” on the back not be held accountable for the crime as these considerations one has to keep in mind before of her Junior Powderpuff shirt substances severely impair mental functioning. subjecting oneself to severe intoxication. while I had only put “Mighty Such was the defense strategy of Robel Phillipos, Should one choose to impair one’s mental Duck” on mine (as we had friend of the Boston Marathon bombing suspect. capacities, one should make cautious prepara- agreed we would do), I had Charged with two counts of lying to federal offi- tions to ensure that one will not harm others dur- to laugh—who can deny how cials, his defense team claimed he was “too high ing the period of intoxication. A simple solutionZOE HUANG (II) funny she is? out of his mind” to know what he was doing. would be just to have a watch buddy to ensure Her taste in music is fan- Although jurors rejected this idea, according to one does not engage in reckless behavior. tastic and almost universally CBS News, it still poses an important question: According to the Law Offices of Russell J. envied. As a front-runner for should illegal activities conducted under the Matson, Massachusetts law charges constructive I’m proud to say that the superlative “Life of the Par- influence of drugs or alcohol be charged less manslaughter by motor vehicles with a mini- I’ve known Clare Elizabeth ty 2015,” she knew every song heavily? The answer is no—intoxication should mum of five years in jail and a maximum of up McCarthy Duckworth—the before it was popular and yet is not be rewarded. to 20 years in prison. The maximum for motor living legend herself—literally cool enough to not tell you that In Phillipos’ case, his claimed choice of vehicle homicide under the influence, however, since the womb. While the rest she discovered that song you’re drug was marijuana. According to a study con- is 15 years, and the minimum is only one year in of us were awkwardly strug- stoked about approximately six ducted by Carl L. Hart titled “Effects of Acute a house of correction. gling to make friends sixie year, months ago. Smoked Marijuana on Complex Cognitive Whether the perpetrator is intoxicated or Clare, having recently grown Clare is fearless and per- Performance” published in Neuropsychophar- not when committing a crime, the consequence is out her childhood bowl cut (she suasive. She easily convinced macology, acute marijuana smoking produces the same. Intoxication level does not change the totally rocked it), took her right- her very reluctant twin sister “minimal effects on complex cognitive task damage incurred. In the cases where there are ful place as “the original LG.” (me— if you didn’t know) to performance in experienced marijuana users.” victims, the victims are not provided with full With as many Insta- jump off a mountain in the Another study titled “Acute Effects of justice if the offender is given a reduced sentence gram likes as a current fresh- French Alps with her for our Smoked Marijuana on Decision Making, as or merely a fine simply because he or she was man or sophomore and too sixteenth birthday. Clare wants Assessed by a Modified Gambling Task, in under the influence, a result of the offender’s many friends in Boston Latin to travel the world and when Experienced Marijuana Users” concluded that own poor decisions. School‘12 to count, Clare paved she puts her mind to something, “speed of performance on tests of executive What is more concerning is that more le- the way for LGs everywhere. it gets done; I’m sure she will function, but not accuracy, is disrupted in ex- nient punishments for crimes committed under Like a true pioneer, she ven- be able to someday. This ability perienced marijuana users during marijuana the influence provide a loophole for criminals tured through the treacherous of Clare’s to push through any intoxication.” who genuinely want to commit crimes. They and then mysterious halls of obstacle will make her success- The two studies indicate that intoxication, can purposely intoxicate themselves before BLS with as much grace and ful in whatever she decides to while delaying mental processes, would not committing the crime because they know they confidence as any “Duck” ever do with her life. severely impair the quality of decision-making can oftentimes receive reduced sentences in had or will. She has waited Personally, I know I will abilities; therefore, the defense that marijuana exchange for counseling or group therapy (e.g. many long years to claim the go through Clare-withdrawal intoxication eliminates a specific intent is invalid Alcoholics Anonymous) meetings. coveted title of “senior” and, next year. She puts everything in the case of experienced users. Rather than reducing sentences in ex- having watched more friends she has into her friendships and Furthermore, another study titled “Mari- change for attendance to group counseling than most people will ever have I’m sure other people will also juana, Alcohol, and Actual Driving Performance” meetings, offenders should attend such meet- graduate high school, her time feel a piece of their hearts amiss published in Human Psychopharmacology said ings or counselor sessions while serving the has come. when she leaves us next August that while marijuana and alcohol impairs motor full sentence. This way the offender can both Those of you who are un- for whatever stellar college capabilities, subjects were conscious of their improve himself or herself while still serving fortunate enough to not know she’s sure to get into. own impairment, indicated by self-evaluations the punishment he or she deserves. who Clare is, she is a better Clare, my dear “twinnie,” of driving quality. If intoxicated individuals are While there is a common expression that Red from Orange is the New the Thing One to my Thing even aware of their own inebriated state, this “it’s the alcohol talking,” ultimately, it is one’s Black than Red herself, and is Two, the Mary-Kate to my Ash- ascertains that while marijuana certainly does own decision to become intoxicated in the first the semiofficial DJ at possibly ley, good luck with the rest of impair physical abilities and reaction timing, the place. Everyone should know his or her own every party the senior class your senior year and know that actual calculative, complex mental processing is limits and to extend oneself past these limits has ever thrown. Her sense of I will be there every step of the not affected. irresponsibly is one’s own fault. Should one humor and ability to poke fun way. If you ever need someone There were no studies conducted on the decide to entertain this reckless decision, one at herself have made her one to lean on, you know where to effects of marijuana on inexperienced users or must be prepared to face the full consequences of the most beloved members find me—in the room next to under extremely high dosages; however, one’s of any subsequent actions. of the senior class. Even when yours. Page 8 Forum Boston Latin School Argo Common Core: Bad for BLS By Greta Gaffin (II), Contributing Writer The Common Core State education; with extremely high Standards Initiative, or “Com- Massachusetts Comprehensive mon Core,” is a new set of na- Assessment System (MCAS) tional educational standards pass rates and college acceptance designed to improve American rates. Why should BLS have to students' abilities in English and change what works? If a school mathematics. The Partnership can be exempt from city gradua- for Assessment of Readiness for tion requirements by developing College and Careers (PARCC) its own list of required courses test, which some Boston Latin that are approved for the public School (BLS) students had the by Boston Public Schools (BPS)— opportunity to take last year, is schools such as BLS—why are a Common Core based exam. these schools not also exempt These standards are being gradu- from the Common Core? ally implemented in a number of Teachers, too, have ap- states, including Massachusetts. prehensions. Mrs. Davis, who While the American edu- teaches Advanced Algebra 2, cational system has often been Advanced Precalculus, Calculus, dragged as a failure, Massa- and AP Calculus, holds her reser- chusetts serves as an example vations. “We don't quite have the of educational excellence in technology yet,” she says. America. According to Forbes Those who took the SAMANTHA TO (I) TO SAMANTHA Magazine, if Massachusetts were PARCC test know that Com- BLS - Remember these requirements on the back of the syllabi? They shouldn't be there. a country, it would be fourth mon Core tests are done on the in the world for reading (tied computer. BLS may have many the test. The other option of buy- mathematics ability spectrum, “Obviously the arts will with Hong Kong), and ninth in computers, but not enough for ing enough computers would Common Core would create an continue to be the first program mathematics (tied with Japan) everyone in each grade to take be quite costly—even 200 new even greater divide, particularly to be cut,” says Ms. Walshak, - places which are frequently an online test simultaneously. computers would cost upwards in math, which is more cumula- who teaches Fundamentals of associated with educational Dividing the test by several of 40,000 dollars. tive than English. Visual Art. excellence. Massachusetts also homerooms at a time would also There is also the issue of The other problem with Common Core is sup- has higher literacy rates and a result in a much greater disrup- implementing this all at the same Common Core is that it focuses posed to prepare students for higher percentage of people with tion of classes than the MCAS time for everyone. only on English and mathemat- college, but what about students bachelor's degrees than the rest does, especially since juniors “Overall it's a good idea... ics, to the detriment of other sub- who want to major in music or of the United States. BLS is one and seniors, who take a greater if all the students I'm receiving jects, similar to the No Child Left art? of the leaders in higher quality variety of classes, must also take have the same things down,” Behind Act, which is the stan- Perhaps Common Core says Mrs. Gribaudo, who teaches dards act that gave us MCAS. will be a boon in eight years or Algebra 1 and Algebra 2. And due to the cost for new text- so, but for now, at BLS and other In a school where some books and training in addition schools in Massachusetts as a Spotlight on Gen Dougherty students are already at extremely to new computers, that means whole, it will prove to be only a By Rachel Yee (I), different ends of the English and something has to give. nuisance. Contributing Writer

dance lessons, to tanning with car- Should We Keep the Daily Bulletin? rot oil for hours, to crying about not being able to see each other By Minh Trinh (II), Assistant Forum Editor over the summer, to throwing The Daily Bulletin, the primary source to devote their precious time to what seems to me into the biting-cold water in of information where all students learn about be a wasteful use of homeroom. Humarock, to forcing me to read my upcoming events happening at the school. Dis- “In the past, teachers didn’t [read the bul- summer reading book in the tributed among the teachers at the beginning letin]. If the teachers read it, it would be useful,” hundred degree heat so she could of the day, the Daily Bulletin was created to be says Kevin Su (I). exercise outside, to attempting read at the beginning of homeroom so that stu- Of course, although the implementation Genevieve Rose Dough- to flip over a golf cart that I was dents are aware of sports games, trips to foreign of the Daily Bulletin is ineffective, the Daily erty. The Townie Sailing Queen. sitting in, to many more unfor- countries, important tests and other upcoming Bulletin is definitely a good idea. The purpose Lover of every Disney movie to gettable memories. Gen always events. The Daily Bulletin should be read every behind the Daily Bulletin is to inform the student exist and die hard Minion fan. tells it like it is and that’s how we day, and heard by attentive students, in order to population about the events happening at BLS. Yes, that 5’9” Blonde Mermaid became attached at the hip. We be an effective way of communicating informa- From sports games, to Preliminary Scholastic that got 500 likes on a promposal have even planned out our future tion to the masses. Aptitude Tests (PSATs) to fundraisers, all of Instagram. The ONLY senior living next door to each other on The problem with the Daily Bulletin, these things and more can be found in the Daily you’d see with an alligator lunch farms in South Carolina. however, is its implementation. The majority Bulletin. There are few other ways to learn of bag. She loves to bake and if you Gen is MY PERSON. She of people at Boston Latin School view the Daily these events, other than from the Daily Bulletin. ever sleep over, she will wake up is the Christina Yang to my Bulletin as unimportant because few people pay “I think it’s a useful way for students to early to make you a mean bacon, Meredith Grey. She is the most attention to what is in the Bulletin. Why is this get up-to-date knowledge about the school,” egg and cheese for breakfast. strong-willed, classy, goofy and so, when there is so much important information says Jackie Che (II). The first time we met was modest lady I have ever met. She in the Daily Bulletin? Evidently, some students agree that the during summer orientation, loves singing with her hairbrush The Daily Bulletin fails to draw the at- Daily Bulletin is a good way to inform fellow where she held a Regina George and getting a good laugh out of tention of the student body, which is the target students about upcoming events. The adminis- facial expression for the week you. If you see Gen in the hall- audience of the Bulletin. It lacks noticeable ap- tration simply needs to find a more engaging, because her whole family went to way, please say hello and tell her peal; therefore students, who are usually already appealing way to communicate information in Disney World and left her behind. you are a little Minion that I sent, distracted by the allure of 10 minutes of extra the Bulletin to the students. #TheStruggleWasReal. Although BUT, if you have the guts, slap her sleep or unfinished homework, choose not to “If someone read the Bulletin over the Gen is taller, older and smarter textbooks right out of her hands pay attention. intercom, it would be more useful,” says Jac- than I am, we are practically or throw them across the hall. I Currently, teachers have been chosen to quelyn Ho (II). sisters. I own half of her bed and promise she’ll put on the Regina read the Daily Bulletin to students. Teachers, The idea of reading the Daily Bulletin over all her Patagonias. Eve, Gen’s George face, but just think of it as however, lack the necessary enthusiasm to cap- the intercom ensures that all students are able to mom, has truly made me feel payback since she dropped and ture the attention of students, particularly early hear the Bulletin and all students hear of current like a part of their family. Even shattered my iPhone. Plus, you in the morning. In monotone voices, the Bulletin events happening at the school. Another solu- my dad has adopted Gen as a could always run before she sees is swiftly read, with little attention paid to detail, tion to the issue of appeal would be to revamp fourth daughter. When she isn’t your face. for the sole purpose of finishing the Bulletin BLSTV so that the Bulletin may be read during sleeping over, he automatically Next year, wherever Gen before homeroom ends so that the teacher may a television broadcast. Not only does this ensure assumes that we’ve gotten into an ends up, majoring in environ- return to preparing for the next class. that all students hear the Bulletin, but it is a more argument (which rarely, if ever, mental science or marine biol- Occasionally, even the teacher fails to see creative way of reading the Bulletin. happens). ogy and minoring in psych, the importance of the Daily Bulletin. Either out It is up to the administration to change the Our friendship has been people will truly be blessed to be of forgetfulness or pure obliviousness to the ex- way the Bulletin is read to students. It remains filled with crazy adventures: receiving such an amazing soul istence of the Daily Bulletin, a few teachers have clear, however, that the Daily Bulletin cannot from riding the party bus, to with great qualities. We haven’t chosen to scrap the Daily Bulletin altogether, retain its current form. Otherwise, students will going to the Factory of Terror, to even left yet and I already miss choosing not to read it during homeroom. Oth- continue to ignore something that should be seen binge-watching Grey’s or Dexter, you. Love you forever and al- ers have chosen to allow students to read the as very important. to going to bachata and waltz ways! Daily Bulletin during homeroom, choosing not Boston Latin School Argo Forum Page 9 Baker's Plan Doesn't Benefit Students By Lily Doyle (IV), Contributing Writer On November 4, Republican sachusetts college students have businessman Charlie Baker was education-related debt in excess elected Governor of Massachusetts. of $28,000, according to the Project When he takes office in January on Student Debt. However, this 2015, he will replace Democrat prescription also seems somewhat Deval Patrick, giving Massachu- short-sighted and geared to the setts a “divided government,” needs of businesses rather than with a Democratic legislature and students. a Republican executive, for the first I think such programs might time in eight years. be beneficial in a student’s junior or What will this change mean senior year of college, when they for the youth of the Common- have some idea of a career goal, wealth? Governor-elect Baker’s but not earlier. published plan for changes to His plan to offer an Associ- higher education is probably the ate’s Degree after high school, or to biggest clue to how his administra- “complete” college in three years,

tion thinks about youth and their Jessie Friedman doesn’t allow students the time or futures. Massachusetts - Gov. Deval Patrick greets Governor-elect Charlie Baker space they need to think, reflect and Although elementary and plan he said was aimed “to tackle and one’s classmates. How can where he shows his “true colors” decide for themselves what they high school educations are pur- the cost of higher education and one imitate the social experience as a businessman rather than an want for a future. views of local municipalities, Baker expand opportunities for college of college learning with a com- advocate for education. College Baker should focus more has criticized the current state of students.” In order to make higher puter? In an age where each of us is supposed to be a place of learn- on providing summer jobs. They education in the Commonwealth, education more affordable for high is increasingly tied to individual ing, not a training ground meant are the perfect opportunity for charging that “our public higher school graduates, Baker wants to electronic devices, this sounds like to supply businesses with cheap students to get work experience education system has some glar- encourage online learning, estab- a solution to a problem that doesn’t labor. High school and college without interfering with their edu- ing weaknesses with respect to lish paid co-op programs or in- really exist. should be true educational experi- cational experiences. BLS even of- completion rates, affordability ternship experiences and provide Governor-elect Baker’s plan ences. fers workshops that help students and responsiveness to the needs degrees in three years rather than sacrifices the traditional liberal During this time, students obtain jobs. of employers. We can do better.” the traditional four. arts education that has been the should discover themselves and For those of us with the Beyond his lofty platitude, Online learning can be a foundation of western higher their personal philosophies. Aside luxury of attending BLS, Governor- he suggests that low-performing convenient and affordable choice education since the founding of from lost time and focus, such a elect Baker’s plans may not be to- schools borrow innovations from for students, but the quality of BLS for a business-driven model plan adds the stress of work to the tally relevant. Most of us will attend schools that perform better and education is often bland. One’s col- of jobs training. normal stress of school life. Baker’s four year colleges and will enter that more charter schools be es- lege years have traditionally been a Co-ops, collaborations be- proposal only benefits businesses careers we’ve been lucky enough to tablished. time for exploration and reflection tween colleges and businesses, while it short-changes young choose. We should fight politically With regard to higher educa- as well as socialization. are no improvement to education learners. to insure that others get those same tion, over which a Governor does Much of classroom learn- either. Baker claims that they Paid internships are often options by making four-year public have some influence and power, ing comes from the give-and-take would funnel newly-minted grad- thought to be beneficial, espe- colleges more affordable for all the on June 23, 2014, Baker released a discussion with both the instructor uates to much-needed jobs. This is cially because 66 percent of Mas- students of the Commonwealth. Ask the Omnipotent She-Wolf Spotlight on Julia Pan By Connie Chang (I) Dear Omnipotent She-Wolf, Dear Omnipotent She-Wolf, Contributing Writer I’m a sixie parent trying to force some or- I’m not doing very well in my Latin ganization on my little angel. Ever since he got class, mainly because I’m finding it hard to to BLS, he can’t keep track of any of his home- grasp the new material presented to me. cessory. Julia whipped out a box work. All he wants to do is mess around in the This class is getting overwhelming! Do you labeled “emergency bow tie” and fourth floor pool! I’m worried that if he doesn’t have any advice on how to pass this dif- proffered its contents to me. How get an A in Fundamentals of Music, he won’t ficult class? awesome is that? get into a good college. Do you have any —Crying Over Nonsensical Caesar Secondly, I couldn’t ask for a advice for me about how to keep him in line? Every R2 in Never-Ending Despair realer friend to chill with. When she —Muddled Out of My Mind speaks her mind, it’s a refreshing Dear CONCERNED, whirlwind of brutal honesty. It’s Dear MOM, Sorry, Bud, can’t help you there. rare to find someone who will be Not to fear! As an all-knowing animal, nakedly truthful with you. I know I’m naturally abreast of the latest develop- She’s going to kill me for that she holds her tongue because ments in social media—and I think that Twit- making this overdone joke, but it’s she worries she’ll offend people ter holds your answer. Ever heard of starter official: I’m Julia Pansexual, and if or hurt their feelings, but I wish packs? I’ve seen several floating around Dear Omnipotent She-Wolf, you knew her, you’d be too. she’d be forthright more often! The which undoubtedly hold the key to success I recently started an Instagram ac- I met Julia in eighth grade. world would only benefit from her for your darling son. If a picture can speak count, but I’m not getting enough likes on 1000 words, then four pictures are surely my pictures. Do you have any suggestions I thought she was one thing; she opinion. Moreover, she is so brave. I enough to keep him “fly” while making sure to get more people to double-tap my turned out to be a complete other. am honored that she’s picked me to his grades are top-notch. posts? Julia embodies her laugh: she comes share some of her deeper thoughts —Stunning And Distraught out of nowhere and overwhelms. with. Beneath her unassuming exte- Finally, Julia is a deft thinker. Dear SAD, rior lies a television geek, a soulful I’m sure her thought process must I too used to struggle with this prob- singer, an ardent activist, an organic resemble the quicksilver glittering of Dear Omnipotent She-Wolf, lem, but then I reassessed the situation yogurt slurper and a supportive constellations—unpredictable and I recently lost my job as the school ad- using Leibniz’s Instagram formula and ev- friend. She’s the realist to my op- unfathomable, but awe-inspiring vice columnist. No one likes your anonymous erything finally started making sense. The timist, and the anchor to my ship: to watch. I can’t count the times advice and, quite frankly, I know I can do a first step was to substitute my variable “x” she keeps the people around her she’s broken off, mid-sentence, to lot better. Can I fight you to get my job back? for “an outfit, preferably one purchased at grounded. Plus, she’s not the type interject a new thought of her own, —Heated and Unimpressed by your a consignment store that is widely consid- to hog the spotlight, which is partly only to discount it as quickly as it Ridiculous Trash ered artsy.” The second step is to change why I think people don’t give her had come and introduce another the setting of the picture to a place that enough credit, but seriously, she de- novel idea. Personally, I love this Dear HURT, is generally referred to as “hipster” or “al- serves a thousand accolades for her quirk: it’s a part of what makes Julia I understand why you want to drop ternative” (Davis Square, JP Licks, Chuck accomplishments and the obstacles so uniquely Julia. the gloves, but before you get as irrational E. Cheese etc.); this will make you seem she’s overcome. She is, without a doubt, that as a man fighting K-O the Kangaroo at an cooler than someone who just takes selfies First off, her sense of style is special type of person that comes Australian travelling circus, let me give you a in her bedroom. Then snap a few pics, pick worth a hundred thousand notes along once every ten years. I find few pointers. My first word of advice would the second best one, give it an obnoxious on Tumblr. For real. If you’ve ever it difficult to capture the essence of be not to cross me; I’ve gone toe-to-toe with filter, a self-deprecating yet humorous cap- seen her dress up, you’d know that her persona in five hundred words, K-O in the Sydney Opera House. Secondly: if tion, an intentionally vague hashtag, and she’s a walking, talking photoset of but I do know this: there may be 30 by the word “fight,” you meant that we are finally, an emoji that seems somewhat out going to have a heated intellectual discus- of place. This formula is bulletproof —214 spiffy bow ties and classy suspend- million results on Google for a Julia sion with quick, witty responses, then by the likes, guaranteed! ers. I’ll never forget the time I wore Pan, but only one of them is the Julia end, I’d still be the one writing the responses. a button-up shirt to Latin class and Pan, and I am lucky to call myself complained about needing an ac- her friend. Page 10 A&E Boston Latin School Argo

Michelangelo’s dreams, each ganache, ice cream and choco- complete with an immaculate late crunch, these waffles will A Chocolate Lover’s Dream snowfall of powdered sugar be sure to leave you coming By Francesca Davy-Falconi (III) & Samantha Gomes (III), Contributing Writers and drizzles of chocolate sauc- back for more. es. It’s completely safe to say While we wish we sive necessities: cheesy mac they wouldn’t have looked out could try everything that Max and cheese, savory sandwiches of place at the Museum of Fine Brenner offered, our experience with waffles as a substitute for Arts. Nonetheless, it was love there was nothing less than out buns and, of course, chocolate. at first bite for each of us. of this world. It's a chocolate lovers dream, The crepe provided an The service was practical- but perhaps with a slight twist. explosion of strawberries, choc- ly impeccable, as were, coinci- While the restaurant’s olate and something a little dentally, the waiter’s eyebrows. ambiance and decor might be unidentifiable but definitely Of course, there was a little bit priceless, the food certainly sweet. Are there other crepes of a wait for our food but it was isn’t. By this, we mean, if you that are better out there? Per- expected, since the restaurant are a perpetually broke teen- haps. But did that matter in was at its busiest during the ager, it’s going to be quite a the moment when taking those afternoon hours, and nearly stretch on the wallet, so if you amazing bites into the classic every table was filled. Clearly, do visit, be sure to bring along French pancake? No, because people love their chocolate. someone who’s decently well- if it wasn’t the best, it was Here, you don’t have stocked in the cash department pretty darn close. So rich is this to abide by the rule of wait- SAMANTHA TO (I) TO SAMANTHA Back Bay - It's a real world Wonka's factory for all the choco- (e.g. mother, father, older sister strawberry hazelnut crepe that ing to eat your dessert after late lovers out there. or brother, friend or foe). you may even find yourself un- dinner. So, next time you find The food, however, is able to finish. It’s a great thing, yourself on Boylston Street As soon as you walk be sure to satisfy your sweet well worth the money, at least however, to take home for later and the chilly Boston weather through the doors of Max tooth, as well as any other teeth in part due to the artistic way snacking. has you looking for something Brenner on Boylston Street, you you may have. in which it is presented. We As for the tutti frutti waf- to warm your soul and satisfy are greeted by the succinctly We took a seat in our com- had waffles and a crepe, re- fles (a fun thing to say but bet- your never-ending chocolate satisfying smell of chocolate. fy old-fashioned wooden chairs spectively, but these weren’t ter to eat), they are definitely a craving, stop by Max Brenner’s This little gem has a menu and were handed our menus, just any breakfast foods. These must have. Topped with mixed and treat yourself to a little bit packed with delicacies that will jam-packed with all the exces- were the breakfast foods of berries, some milk chocolate of heaven on earth.

A Brazen Blazing of British Literature By Nate Krieger (II), Staff Writer Alice in Wonderland? More like stroke of luck that the hole turned out to into a fire. Normally, I’m only for book were coming from me! Shmalice in Shmunderland! It may be be the most unrealistic hole in history burning on Christmas and Labor Day, I mean, “Friends, Romans, country- a “famous” “book”, but Lewis Carroll’s because clearly there’s a serious lack of but in this case I’d be more than willing men?” The Romans are his countrymen! plot has more holes in it than a hipster’s knowledge here about what a hole is to make an exception. What country does he think he’s in? ear. For starters, there is something very supposed to look like. And speaking And speaking of exceptions, you He’s either being deliberately redundant wrong with this Alice kid. Seriously, I of which, how deep is that hole?!? I’m know what else is exceptionally second- (which I wouldn’t put past him, I mean mean she may, on occasion, get lost in beginning to realize that this story isn’t rate? This little “play” I recently read, this guy is more boring than a history a satirical fantasy land, but that seems supposed to be entirely factual, Lewis, pompously entitled: The Tragedy of class exclusively about paint drying), or to be the least of her problems. I mean, but please at least take into account Julius Caesar. Shakespeare may be called, he doesn’t realize the emperor of Rome who looks at a rabbit hole and says “Oh, the composition of the earth’s crust. on occasion, one of the greatest play- actually lived in Rome. Is this really I’ll dive in there?” It’s a rabbit hole! As- For the speed and time at which she is wrights of all time, but in this case he’s a who they want in charge? Seriously, if suming you can fit—which you shouldn’t falling, she should AT LEAST be in the playWRONG. For starters, if you’re going they’re willing to kill people in order to be able to, for the record, it’s AT LEAST upper mantle by now. Take an earth to name a play after a character, a famous make Rome a better place, they stopped three sizes too small—what are you ex- science class for goodness sake! After that, character, is it really such a smart move waaaaaayyy too soon. And I think they pecting besides a monumental amount of the book just falls apart. Changing size? to kill him off so quickly? If the play’s go- accidently killed their sense of fun too. tiny poops and ferocious breeding? BEST Talking animals? Flamingos as croquet ing to be about the aftermath of Caesar's I’m not surprised this “Shakespeare” case scenario: you DON’T get mauled mallets (does the concept of an endan- death, call it that! Call it anything else! fellow isn’t alive anymore. He probably by tiny rabbit claws. You think they’re gered species mean nothing to you?!?). And you call that a ghost scene? C’mon! died of boredom proofreading his own going to be happy about you invading Honestly, Lewis, you’re lucky your If I hear there’s a ghost in a play, I expect work! The real tragedy of this play is the their home? audience is mostly children because any it to be scary! It didn’t make any classic fact that I had to read it. More fuel for the Honestly, I’d say it was an amazing self-respecting adult would toss this thing ghost noises! The only “boos” I heard pyre, Mr. Caesar. 2014: An Interstellar Odyssey By John DiGiacomo (III) & Daniel Volfson (III), Contributing Writers When’s the last time you’ve looked many renowned people have defended up at the sky wondering what’s out the film. Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse there? A couple weeks ago, the new Tyson shared some tweets saying that sci-fi epic Interstellar, written and di- Interstellar allows audience members rected by popular filmmaker Christopher to experience science in ways "no other Nolan (The Dark Knight, Inception) feature film" has shown before. opened in theatres worldwide, taking Despite a mix of opinions, Interstel- audiences on a journey into the deep lar has been received overwhelmingly realms of space. well by the public, receiving solid audi- Interstellar takes place in an apoca- ence ratings on websites such as Rotten lyptic near-future where a plague has Tomatoes and Internet Movie Database decimated most of the earth’s crops. With (IMDb). Also, in the midst of not so "stel- the last of the crops dying out, an engi- lar" reviews, it has still fared well at the neer and three scientists are sent out on box office. PARAMOUNT PICTURES PARAMOUNT a quest to find a habitable planet outside An Unspecified Galaxy - Interstellar features the most scientifically accurate Due to the underwhelming first of Earth’s solar system. reviews, we were pleasantly surprised to Although the premise appears to visualization of a black hole to date. come across a film that not only surpassed have that stereotypical "save the world" release. Many other recognized stars also Andrew O’Hehir of Salon.com said, the boundaries of science fiction, but also doomsday feel to it, the movie is filled appear throughout this nearly three hour “Interstellar is thrilling to watch across its masterfully blended post-modern science with many unexpected twists and au- film. moments but ultimately unmemorable; I with a subtle commentary on human thentic scientific concepts from the works Besides an impressive cast, the score feel it slipping away from me even now.” nature. of theoretical physicist Kip Thorne (who of “Interstellar,” composed by Hans Zim- Some believed the contrary, how- The film touches upon themes that served as an executive producer) that mer, is not only pleasing to the ears, but ever. “Christopher Nolan reaches for deal with family, love, sacrifice and the thicken its complexity. also, in a sense, tells the story on its own. the stars in Interstellar— and delivers a meaning of human existence. In addition to this, the movie boasts "Interstellar has the tightest bond soulful, must-see masterpiece, one of the No matter what your feelings are an excellent cast of actors who help move between music and image that we've yet most exhilarating film experiences so far towards the film, by the time the end the story along. This includes Academy achieved,” commented Nolan. this century,” stated Lou Lumenick of the credits roll, you will find your hands fixed Award winners Matthew McConaughey Even though the film’s buzz before New York Post. in applause with the rest of the theater (Dallas Buyers Club), Anne Hathaway its release made it sound promising, The film’s scientific accuracy has as Nolan has provided the world with (Les Misérables), and Matt Damon, many critics have felt that it simply was also been a subject of much scrutiny. one of the most ambitious and though- whose role was kept secret until the film’s not as great as it ought to have been. Despite some supposed inconsistencies, provoking films of the decade. Boston Latin School Argo A&E Page 11

gallery, a soft, barely audible hum- and Paul Frank pajamas. Shin- ming can be heard. It draws you ique’s exhibit contains common Bright Matter at the MFA closer and closer to it until you items that you do not expect to By Elisabeth Kotsalidis (II) & Leo Gearin (IV), Contributing Writers finally step into the room from see in a museum environment, yet By Eden Bekele (II), Contributing Writer which the sound is emitted. You they fit right in nonetheless. “All of the works can stand find that there is little physical “She equally values and alone, but together they help matter in the space, yet it is filled shares beauty from all sourc- choreograph where our eyes with sound and a dusky light. es, whether considered high land, how our bodies feel pulled “I wanted to create an in- culture, from the sidewalk, or rested in front of works,” says stallation that was more experien- from a meadow or a glacier walk,” Jen Mergel, Beal Senior Curator tial and to make a full space with- Mergel says of Smith’s artwork. of Contemporary Art at the MFA, out much in it. I knew I wanted Most of the canvases not who works closely with the artist to work with light and shadow,” only have paint on them, but also Shinique Smith. Smith states about The Breath and cloth and ribbons, bunched up Placed as punctuation in The Line installation. into mounds or spilling off the the gallery are large bales of used Inside, the lights are sides, giving the artwork a depth clothing and other items. You dimmed. Sounds of humming and complexity that paint alone can find many clothing items and the recitation of a soundtrack could not capture. Bold strokes that you may recognize from dif- intermingle. A refreshing scent of black calligraphy seem to pop ferent stores, or even your own fills your nostrils. Lining the walls up often in her works of art. The

LEO GEARIN (IV) wardrobe, packed into these bales. are mirrors with swirling black pieces ooze youth and energy You cannot help but be amazed lines sprawled across their reflec- with their bright, saturated colors MFA - Ordinary objects become extraordinary creations that such casual items wound up tive surfaces, casting mesmerizing and busy patterns. in this exhibit. in an art installation at the MFA. shadows on the walls. “My childhood and teens You might pass by the Mu- ever, you will immediately be Looking at these bales, you may “It is both rough and re- influence my work a great deal. I seum of Fine Arts (MFA) countless greeted by something entire- wonder, “Who owned these fined, alluding both to a cathe- think these experiences and influ- times during your commute to ly unique, something unlike items, and where did they come dral apse and a graffiti-covered ences last our whole lives. I see this and from Boston Latin School. anything else in the entire mu- from?” restroom—both spaces one might as the time of firsts, the time of Maybe you think of it as a tourist seum. In bold letters, the door “The items within them [the go to recompose oneself. And the discovering our individual minds attraction or a place where older reads, Shinique Smith: BRIGHT bales] come foremost from my soundtrack and scent might give and personal power,” says Smith. people leisurely stroll around MATTER. Step across that thresh- own closet, family and friends, de- the idea that someone else has It can be a daunting task and observe each piece of art. As old and into the gallery and you partment stores and secondhand been there before you, perhaps to sort through Smith’s exhibit you walk past the doors of the will find yourself transported into shops. The items within them are to find herself as well,” Mergel at first, but once you do, you feel MFA, you hold strong to the idea a contemporary art wonderland. assembled with the same eye for says about both the space and the right at home amidst items that that in there, you will only find Immediately upon enter- detail as my collaged paintings. purpose behind it. you may even find in your own ancient sculptures, antique vases, ing, there is the sense that there They can be viewed as a singular The unintimidating envi- house, but presented in unex- paintings of colonial life or lilies was significant attention paid to composition or the detail of their ronment of Smith’s gallery is cre- pected ways. by Monet. the placement of the works in the individual parts,” Smith states. ated by the use of familiar objects The exhibit lasts until If you dare to enter, how- gallery. From certain points of the such as a Cat in the Hat stuffed toy March 1, 2015. A Great Improv It Was By Bill Hart (I), Contributing Writer Exactly 85 years after the Museum of a story structure resembling an octopus. (II) and Peter “Angus” Shanahan (II) used with another set of identical twins joined Modern Art was first opened to the public, Though Nate Krieger’s octopus had the their Scottish brogues to claim the moon in utero. The pair had the tough task of a talented group of Boston Latin School audience in a fit of uproarious laughter, for both the east and west sides of their saying the exact same thing at the exact students paid tribute to the performing the German-born improviser was not beloved motherland. The first Scotsmen same time, but to everyone’s surprise, art of improvisational comedy. This par- completely satisfied, because the subject on the moon set aside their geographic the duo, comedically joined at the hip, ticular improv troupe (loosely based on a of the crowd’s affection in this scene was differences to share a packet of space hag- spoke eloquently. The fourth, and argu- 1966 Beatles album) put on a performance not the handsome director, but rather gis, while they planted the flags of their ably most illustrious, co-captain, Brandon (loosely based on the modern version Malcolm “X” Doremus Cuetara (I) playing respective regions in the dark volcanic Shave (I), spends one-seventh of his day of a Gaelic Samhain), which they called the instant-classic role of Todd. Malcolm lunar maria of Earth’s natural satellite. being an art history aficionado and one- “It’s a Great Improv, Charlie Brown.” A somehow managed to sneak his character Shortly after the two young men claimed fifth of his week being the Babe Ruth of fantastic testament to the power of cre- into every tentacle of the octopus, always the moon for the northernmost fourth of improv. In the Siamese twin sketch, he bril- ativity and making things up on the fly, pleasing the crowd when, in any given the United Kingdom, Rowen Halpin (I) liantly traded off words with Nate Krieger the show was a huge success. At no time situation, Todd would sit down, unfurl seemed to do the impossible by perfectly to bring “The House That Gels Built” to was this more apparent than the moment his imaginary towel, and nonchalantly decoding Malcolm DC’s fluent Swedish. the ground. I believe that the great late co-captain, Nate Krieger (II), started what tilt his head back as if he were still in the When asked if she had prior experience Robin Williams put it best when he said those in the improv world call an “octo- sauna that his wife had led him into, just interpreting the Scandinavian language, “Improv, sometimes it works, sometimes pus.” In this game, the talented and (ac- hours before their wedding. The most the talented improviser responded by say- it doesn’t, but when it does, it’s like open- cording to Max Aboko-Cole’s (II) mom’s amazing thing about “Mr. Krieger’s sto- ing “I wish I could say I did, because that field running.” The Yellow Submarine friend) “handsome” junior crafted an len octopus,” however, was that it only would be awesome, but no.” In another Improv Troupe was certainly open-field initial scene, where a group of improvisers constituted about ten minutes of the entire exercise, Halpin joined up with fellow running on Friday November 7, like a pack met in a sauna. That initial scene would show. In another game, laughter filled the co-captain Connie Chang (I) to form a of wolves grazing the fields of Northern eventually spur spin-off scenes, creating black box as Gus “McCormack” Viveiros conjoined twin going on a “double” date Scotland, on the hunt for laughter. The Best Scorpion Since Mortal Kombat By Nujat Chowdhury (IV), Contributing Writer Looks like Sherlock isn’t the only female genius here, and Toby Curtis (Eddie Sherlock: witty remarks and awkward endearing. emotionally-lacking genius in town… Kaye Thomas), the “behaviorist”, who has a instances when it comes to emoting. Seri- Sometimes (a lot of times), you just Or rather, on television. gambling problem. Later in the pilot episode, ously, this guy got arrested by the FBI when want to grab the screen and scream at them On September 22, CBS launched a Paige (Katharine McPhee), our former broke he was 11, because he hacked the National “THERE’S AN EASIER WAY,” until you new television series, among many others, waitress and her genius son join the team, Aeronautics and Space Administration to get realize they were right all along. And you by the name of Scorpion, developed by Nick and she “translates the world for them”. their blueprints for his bedroom wall, but he realize, if they did it your way, everything Santora. All put together, this show is off to an can’t comprehend the fact that he’s got the would be screwed up and everyone would Essentially, it stars a group of four incredible start; even though these guys are hots for Paige! be dead. Because you didn’t notice the crate prodigies, an agent of United States Home- impossibly smart, they get no respect like the #Waige. of gunpowder all the way down the hall, land Security, and a formerly broke waitress. guys on typical cop shows. Like in episode Who ships it? behind the bleach, on the shelf in the fourth Wait, what? six “True Colors”, no one believes O’Brien Admit it, you already do. janitorial closet which is, by the way, right in Yeah, a broke waitress. when he declares (and proves!) the priceless Their individual personalities blend your line of fire. Scorpion is about a team that was painting they’re supposed to be protecting nicely, even though they’re all so different. Go figure. thrown together by Cabe Gallows (Robert is a fake until a Federal Bureau of Investiga- They could easily think they’re capable of So, basically, if you find yourself in Patrick), the Homeland Security guy, which tion (FBI) agent comes in and confirms it. It working alone, but they chose to work all an awkward position on Monday night, was originally made up of Walter O'Brien goes to show that brains really don’t give together, under the command of O’Brien. stalking your favorite celebrities on Twitter (Elyes Gabel), who has the fourth highest you everything. They’re not all business: they do poke fun because you have nothing else to do with intelligent quotient ever recorded at 197, Syl- The script itself is just, for a lack of a at each other (as much as they can anyways, your life (let’s face it, most of you guys read- vester Dodd (Ari Stidham), who is a “human better adjective, “on point”, as many people since all of them except Paige and maybe ing this will relate, no matter how weird calculator” and has obsessive compulsive would say. As mentioned before, O'Brien Dodd have about the emotional intelligence that is), tune in to Scorpion from 9-10 p.M., disorder and anxiety, Happy Quinn (Jadyn can be considered the American equivalent of a trash barrel), and they do all sorts of because you’ll find that you’ll be reserving Wong), “a mechanical prodigy” and the only to the British Broadcasting Corporation’s stupid things, but their behavior can be quite that time every week from now on. Page 12 A&E Boston Latin School Argo

John Harbison’s Koussevitzky of orchestra and band,” said Keeping Classical Alive Said, Eriks Esenvalds’s Lakes Wendy Li (II), a flutist for the Awake at Dawn and Sergei Rach- Symphonic Band. “Society today By Alicia Zhang (II) & Alicia Zou (IV), Contributing Writers maninoff’s The Bells. is more into the loud, catchy pop Both rehearsals were con- songs or the rhythmic verses of ducted by Latvian-born conduc- rap. Classical music has been tor Andris Nelsons. This is his neglected in the shadows of inaugural year with the BSO this ever changing pop culture. as its fifteenth music director, Young people should appreciate securing him a spot as one of the [classical music] more because most prolific conductors of the it is a type of music that has no modern day. language barrier and no words, Three hours of straight just sound. Sometimes it’s better classical music may seem to get away from the problems of daunting in a society where society and just listen.” appreciation for and under- Although classical music standing of classical music has is not as widely acknowledged almost disappeared, especially today in its purest form as it was among the youth, as seen in the in the past, some believe that distressingly high number of music has evolved and classical students who chose to utilize the music lives on through its influ- time at Symphony Hall to sleep. ences.

RACHEL GUEN (I) RACHEL Many others, however, feel as “[People] appreciate clas- Symphony Hall - Yo-Yo Ma performs a cello concerto on stage with the BSO . if this opportunity has allowed sical music by appreciating pop them to gain valuable exposure music,” said clarinetist Edward In a world full of pop mu- On the chilly fall day of No- A week later, when tem- to and appreciation for this genre Wang (I). “Modern music derives sic, rap, Electronic Dance Music vember 13, the BLS Symphonic peratures had dropped to freez- of music. itself from classical, and by pay- and more of the like, or what Band headed to Symphony Hall ing, the BLS Concert and Phil- “I'm a cellist in Concert ing homage to modern music the elderly call “noise,” classical on their annual field trip and harmonic Orchestras and the Strings Orchestra and it's so they indirectly praise classical music is often buried beneath the watched the BSO rehearse three cello section of the Repertory inspiring to see someone so pas- music.” “new generation” of music. Clas- pieces: Igor Stravinsky’s sensa- Orchestras made the same trek sionate and dedicated to emoting No matter what genre of sical music, however, is strongly tional orchestral and ballet work, to Symphony Hall. They saw the and expressing through music; music one prefers, Yo-Yo Ma’s supported and kept alive through The Rite of Spring, Hamlet by acclaimed cellist Yo-Yo Ma, ac- it reminded me of why I started answer to why he loves music programs such as the Boston Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky and, for companied by the BSO, rehearse playing the cello!” commented can be universally understood: Symphony Orchestra (BSO) High its debut in the USA, Brett Dean’s Sergei Prokofiev’s Symphony- Nafisa Wara (I) after the rehearsal. “Music is a language, and I can School Open Rehearsal program Dramatis Personae, featuring Concerto in E minor. In addition, “This concert showed me explore the whole world through and the Boston Latin School Mu- Swedish trumpet soloist Håkan the Tanglewood Festival Chorus a different aspect of classical listening to music, why it was sic Program. Hardenberger. and the BSO joined powers for music: a thrilling combination created and who did it.” A GrassROOTs Movement? By Al Spruill (II), Contributing Writer When you think of feeling full and non-vegans to try those healthier, more and the majority of their produce is from frequently requested it to be bottled and satisfied, vegan food doesn’t necessarily environmentally sound choices,” says right here, New England. If you thought sold on its own. come to mind. Allston’s newest restau- Patricia Bowe (II). Eating out as vegan any of that was enticing, then all of you The restaurant also thrives due rant resident, however, may just change can be difficult almost all the time. As ice cream lovers should rejoice even to its employees’ demeanors. “[Now] your mind. Root, a local vegan eatery, someone who has many vegan friends, further. Root was started by FōMū, the being around such good food I really markets their food in an interesting way: it can be difficult to find a place where vegan ice creamery, which is also on the appreciate how much time and effort they don’t explicitly say that they’re everyone feels included. Root, however, same block. people put into food. I’m glad I have vegan! “Plenty of people [upon entering] has provided the perfect hangout spot. Root’s menu includes seven big the chance to extend it to other people. I don’t even realize that there is no meat The juices are always fresh, pressed per entrée items: the Allston Grinder, the want this place to be as much of a haven on the menu!” says Robert, the assistant order and come in cute mason jars which Homemade Veggie Burger, the care- for people as possible,” said Robert, who manager and chef. Since opening in July add to the “homey” theme. On Saturdays fully prepared Macrobowl salad, and greets every person he serves food to of 2013, they have become a fixture in the and Sundays, they serve brunch: light more. They add new items according with a smile. He went on to say that he community, boasting friendly employees and fluffy waffles, sweet potato que- to whatever they can source locally. At can detect when other restaurants cut and a rustic atmosphere. You can see sadillas and mouthwatering scrambled the moment, apples are making a strong corners in preparation and that his home everything being prepared in their open tofu and kale. If you are looking for appearance on the juice menu. The most cooking has drastically improved in the kitchen, and take a seat at any of the cop- something quick, they have handmade popular item is the Root Burger, which time he has worked there. The restaurant per tables to enjoy your meal. bakery items. This weekend they cooked is house-made with black beans and qui- certainly feels like a haven. It is a little on “I think that it’s important that up some gluten-free blueberry muffins. noa as a substitute for meat. Every one of the small side but that adds to its charm. more [vegan restaurants] are opened be- “Healthy food, more options and the ‘Big Bites’ comes with hand-cut Her- Root, with its friendly workers, delicious cause the vegetarian and vegan commu- vegan awareness,” is what Boston needs bed Fries, but the real zinger is the fact healthy food and affordable prices, is nity lacks choice when it comes to dining more of, says Zanatul Zannat (II). At that they make their own ketchup. This a must for anyone and everyone. As a out. Also, I think more vegan options Root, every item on their menu is 100 ketchup is by far the best tomato product fixture in the Allston community, it is and in a wider variety would encourage percent vegan (even the aioli sauce), you will ever experience: customers have here to stay. Comics Come Home to Stay By Max Aboko-Cole (II), Contributing Writer A few weeks ago, Boston was a host The show received its name from in response to Denis Leary’s intensely Charleston native, opened the show to the legendary stand-up comedy show the connections the comedians have in loud, fury-filled routine. Marc Maron, after a quick performance by Leary’s known as Comics Come Home. With the the Boston area and while not all of the co- host of the critically acclaimed podcast band “The Enablers.” V has appeared in show entering its twentieth year, Comics medians share these direct connections to WTF, put it best when he began his set films such as “The Town,” “The Heat,” is known for being the longest running Boston, the relationships they have with with the words, “I’m glad the theme “World’s Greatest Dad,” as well as shows stand-up comedy show in the country. other comedians and their commitment of the evening seems to be anger.” The such as “Louie” and “Seinfeld”. After the Comics Come Home works to raise for devoting their time and effort into event had everything you could expect show, V had this to say: money for the Cam Neely Foundation putting up a show in order to help raise from a late night comedy show, with all "I think it went fantastic, I was for Cancer Care, and in twenty years, it money for such a great cause, made them the crude profanity laced jokes. The night proud to be part of it, good cause, and has helped raise almost 6 million dollars all honorary Bostonians for the night. had many instances of raging local Boston working for 12,000 people is something for the cause. This year was the show’s first time pride, including a rendition of “Sgt. Pep- you don't really imagine for yourself." Denis Leary, the show’s explosive at the TD Garden—typically it would be per’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” which The show concluded with The host modeled a hairstyle (which Leary hosted at the Agganis or the Orpheum. detailed all that is great about being from Enablers’ final, expletive-filled set, a long- would soon explain to be his character's In order to commemorate their twentieth Boston. time tradition of the event. Denis Leary’s hairstyle in his new upcoming FX TV anniversary, the show began with a pre- Jimmy Fallon, despite not actually final speech and farewells from the rest Series “Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll,”) recorded video presentation of fellow being from Boston, has paid tribute to the of the comedians were surprisingly ac- reminiscent of Jane Lynch. In addition to host comedians such as David Letterman, hub in the past with his Sox-rom-com, companied by none other than the Boston Leary, the show featured Jimmy Fallon of Craig Ferguson and Jon Stewart congratu- “Fever Pitch.” Jimmy once again called on Bruins hockey team. The night was such The Tonight Show, Boston Latin School lating the charity on its accomplishments his inner-Bostonian with his wacky dues an astounding success with a sold out parent Tony V, Jim Gaffigan, Lenny and its continuation. of “Dirty Water” and “Sweet Caroline,” show and a fantastic line up, which begs Clarke, Marc Maron, Joe Yanetty, Bill Burr All throughout the night, the Gar- each of which everyone sang along to. the question of, how will they be able to and Robert Kelly. den was roaring with laughter especially Tony V, a local comedian and top it next year? Boston Latin School Argo A&E Page 13

Across Down 6. Shout-out to all the ____ 25. Celtics’ savior 1. Water, to Pope Francis diploma 9. A pretzel, or catching feelings 26. Barcelona & Real Madrid 2. Interstellar black hole 17. Eyebrows on ____ 10. BLS’ most dapper teacher rivalry 3. College Football's smartest 19. Recently re-signed by Pats 11. History king left this year 28. This English teacher is a girl's team 20. Recently deceased 12. This was made about a ____ best friend 4. 2014 World Cup Champs crossdressing nanny and clown- ago 29. From Mass to NH back to 5. Funny comedian’s unfunny doctor 13. Your photos aren't safe on Fox News new sitcom 21. North Korea’s most injured the ____ 30. Club going up on a ____ 7. Stay away from Dr. Karydas if official 15. What, you don’t like 31. The original Argo was a ____ you have ____ 22. Animated spy show Sodium? 32. Matthew McConaughey 8. A BLS Dropout embraced "vice" 16. Kim broke the ____ drives a ____ 9. Michelle Obama's favorite 23. SNL's resident young person: 18. Obama laid down the law 33. BLS Italian governor fall vegetable Pete ____ on ____ 34. A BLS student’s favorite type 10. Take me to ____ 27. Dystopian heroine who is 24. A "College Dropout" of day 14. A springtime illness pending burning up right now Spotlight on BLS Happy Cactus By Malcolm DC Ekman (I), A&E Editor Happy Cactus is a three-piece rock band featuring BLS’ very own Joe Weydt (I) and Matt Pitts (‘12). They’re influenced by acts such as Led Zeppelin, The Foo Fighters, The Beatles and Cream. The band began playing together in early April in preparation for the Gorilla Music Battle of the Bands. While deciding on a name, drummer Dan Whitelock sent a dancing cactus emoji on Facebook and soon after, Happy Cactus was born. The group started out with covers, but began writing their own material over time. They went on to win the aforementioned Battle of the Bands, playing for a crowd of Boston Latin School students screaming their heads off and dancing wildly. Bassist Pitts reflected on the event, “It was really fun to see actual fans of the band, dancing and singing along to the music.” After the show, the band went into the studio to record their debut, Eponymous EP. “Seeing our music on iTunes and Spotify was really crazy,” noted Weydt. He also commented on the group dynamic, describing it as low-key and fun. “Dan brings the hair metal, Matt brings the funk and I try to keep it rock n’ roll.” They hope to continue rocking and have more shows as well as a full album in the works. On Wednesdays, you may see students donning their t-shirts (featuring art by Che Goncalves (I)) around the halls of BLS for “Happy Cactus Humpday.” You can listen to their music via Facebook and iTunes.

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win against Danvers, including in attendance. Unfortunately, goals from Theo “The Turk” team leader Jake French had re- The Grapes of Wrath Meletilidis (I) and Brendan ceived a concussion and would By Justin Flattery (I), Contributing Writer “I’m not Michael” Macintosh not be playing. With countless (II). screaming fans, the players felt While there was a con- as if they were playing in the siderable amount of success, World Cup in Brazil. Although the soccer team did have its they fought valiantly (goal by fair share of setbacks. Injuries Joseph Tarantino), the game for Macintosh and Ulises “The ended 2-1 in favor of Woburn. Barber” Alvarez (II) were major While the game did not go losses to the Latin midfield. according to plan, the boys, Arguably the biggest setback of looking back at their successful the season came on October 31, season, had much to be proud when the Latin boys, dressed of. as grapes, Spartans, Napoleon Captain Nathan Jew- Dynamite, and half of the ett Wolff said about the team, cast of Up, lost the coveted “Every one of the guys on this Halloween costume contest. team knows that every other Confidence was broken and guy had his back. It’s that team tears were shed, but the boys unity that got us where we decided to use this failure as were. But that only made us motivation for the future. The good, our skill and talent made

SAMANTHA TO (I) TO SAMANTHA next game on their sched- us great. You will not find a BLS - "If you give a man a soccer team, you give him a family." -Peter Favorito (II) ule was against Dracut High team with such a multitude of School. individually skilled players at The sun rises over a paced and exciting, with a win surrounded by a reliable coach- The playoff game BLS…” sleepy Boston. Although the over the Eastern Massachu- ing staff. against Dracut was a tense af- Moving forward, the morning of November 4 is setts, Metro-Boston, Middle- This was the most suc- fair. With heroic goalkeeping soccer team hopes to do even young, Captain Joseph Tar- sex County powerhouse team cessful year in the Boston Latin from Nathan “Who’s that Boy” better next year. Returning antino (I) awakes and begins known as Somerville. Goals School boys’ soccer history. Jewett Wolf, the game ended veterans such as Nathan “It’s with his routine of push-ups, from Billy “The Sultan” Hart They qualified for the State 0-0. After two periods of extra crazy over here” Baranski (II) a large steak breakfast and (I) and Griffin “Has Nice Side” playoffs with 10 wins, 5 losses, time, the game was still score- and Caswell “The Hawk” Ellis the Pledge of Allegiance. He Burns (II) set a precedent of of- and 3 ties. Highlights of the less. Penalty kicks were used (II) will use their experience to is ready for a momentous day fense that would carry on for season included wins against to decide its outcome. With lead the team to success. Ris- ahead. Nathan Jewett Wolf (I) is the rest of the season. strong Dual County League the fifth penalty kick for Latin, ing talent in Fernando “Esco” already reviewing film, writing The boys’ soccer team (DCL) teams such as Lincoln- Owen “Woody” Woodcock Escobar (III), Vladimir “Insert notes and making plans for the was led by the “futsal-tatic” Sudbury High School and (III) stole away Dracut’s season Current Twitter Name” Ven- upcoming game as he sits on savvy Jason Miller, who is Wayland High School. They (and the hearts of many) by tura (III), Mark “The Townie” the bus to school. Jake French almost as passionate about even held Acton-Boxboro High securing a Wolfpack victory. Williamson (III), and Roger (I) is eating some toast. The day coaching as he is about School to a scoreless draw, The next playoff game “The Flash” Cawdette (IV) as- of November 4 was the boys’ social media. From his witty with the help of Pearse Martin was against Woburn. sure soccer superiority for the soccer team’s first playoff game naming of soccer formations (I) in the net. Whether it was Billy Gove (II), a spec- future. against Dracut; a historic game (‘A’ and ‘B’) to his leadership, Jake “Supercuts” French’s hat tator of the game commented When asked to sum to say the least. Miller was destined to lead trick or Richard Huang’s (II) that it was an “exciting and up his feelings, Peter “The Leading up to this the team to a season of success clinical finishing, independent fast-paced match.” Comedian” Favorito (II) said, game was a legendary regular and fun. Assisted by soccer performances helped shape Thanks to Captain Jo- “A wise man once said, ‘If you season for the Boston Latin gurus, Evan Nelson and David many important games. The seph Tarantino’s 12 flyers, give a man a soccer team, you School Wolfpack. It began fast- Baily, the team knew they were regular season ended with a 2-0 much of the senior class was give him a family.’” Wolfpack Football: A Brotherhood By Solomon Taieb (II) & Conor Freeley (I), Contributing Writers Bright lights shine on purple work hard and stick together. uniforms, cheerleaders shout in perfect Coach John McDonough often re- synchronization, fans scream players’ iterates to his players that they are “just numbers and roar “GO PACK,” and the borrowing that number,” in reference to football band plays “Hey Baby.” This is Latin School football’s rich and lengthy unlike anything else; this is Latin foot- history that dates back to the late 1800s. ball. As the Wolfpack takes the field on Cliched motivational sayings of- Friday nights, they fight for the school ten proclaim that one should “play for and for each other. They are soldiers the team on his jersey, not the number.” marching onto the battlefield, striving to Latin School football players, however, emerge victorious. Every time they play, are often playing for the number they they teach a lesson about hard work, wear and the history behind it. They dedication and brotherhood. Known as are playing to honor the legacy of gen- a sport that requires teamwork, football erations of players who wore the same builds character and unites players. number. Perhaps this generation of BLS “Every Friday is unique...We all football players will return to a Thanks- know we’re...fighting for one another, giving game in 30 years and see the

relying on each other to do [our] jobs... (I) TO SAMANTHA numbers they wore and the positions If someone screws up, we don’t single White Stadium - BLS Football team facing Bedford High School. they played riding triumphantly into them out; it’s on all of us to recover and victory on the Harvard football field. move on to the next play, as a team and team puts in at every practice. play... I have high hopes for our team in Senior linebacker, James Chow, as a family. It’s much deeper than just a After getting off to a rough start, the upcoming Thanksgiving game and enjoys the history of the sport. “Ob- game,” said varsity guard and defensive the Wolfpack football team managed seasons to come,” said varsity corner- viously it’s nice to win, but it’s still tackle, Timothy Shea (II). to bounce back and achieve a tower- back Mike Litto (III). awesome being able to go play football For many it does become much ing 21-7 victory against Medford on Some in the BLS community mock every day with a bunch of great guys more than a game. Prospective play- their senior night. During the game, the football team’s current losing re- that all love…[this] great American ers begin the season in the sweltering sounds filled the air: pads hitting each cord, but many would agree that a team tradition,” he said. August heat as athletes with a vague other, teams making random calls and is more than numbers. Kids sacrifice As the 128th annual Thanksgiv- sense of purpose. They emerge in the Wolfpack fans in the bleachers issuing their precious time after school to get ing game against English High School brisk November air as family members. loud screams. beat up play after play in the longest- draws near, the Latin School football The bonds created by football seem to “This is a strong football team lasting and arguably one of the most team continues to practice every day at transcend grades, cliques and social with a lot of character and a lot of heart. demanding fall sports BLS offers. Wins, Clemente Field. After the notoriously statuses. Unlikely teammates become No matter what is going on everyone losses, playing time, varsity letters, tough loss against English last year, the lifetime friends as inside jokes arise, gives 100 percent...We as a whole are stats and helmet stickers mean little in new Wolfpack players and coaches are camaraderie grows and brotherhood a family; we pick each other up if we the long run. At the end of the day, the hungry for a victory that will make the forms. It does not matter the outcome of are down and we push each other to Wolfpack manages to teach everyone school proud. the season because wins and losses are do our best everyday. We have some a lesson about the true meaning of the With hard work, blood, sweat, and just numbers in columns. Statistics are strong leaders that we all trust to...set a word “team.” No matter what the score tears, the team hopes that the Wolfpack not evidence of the hard work that the good example for us in how we should is or what their record is, they always will prevail. Boston Latin School Argo Sports Page 15 BLS Crew Team Participates in HOCR 2014 By Stephen Caruso (II), Contributing Writer The Boston Latin School spring was all about ‘controlled ing down the race course and Girl’s Crew team placed 41 out recklessness’ and that was how you don't think you can go of 84 in the recent Head of the we wanted to race, so seeing anymore, but somehow, some Charles River event this past that sign was very exciting and way, you and every other girl October, beating out more than was motivation to finish strong in front and behind you find it half of the competition and and reckless!” somewhere inside them to keep guaranteeing BLS crew a place For many people on the going. It's those moments that in next year’s race. crew team, competition and bond you and those 4 or 8 other The race took place on a sister-like bond brings the people together in a way I don't October 19 with all teams and girls closer together. Despite think any other sport can.” their respective boats for the not receiving a top finish in the Of course, crew isn’t all women’s Youth Fours division Head of the Charles River race, fun and games. For the entire starting at different times at the the pride felt in working hard crew team it’s a serious com- Boston University Boathouse. and trying as hard as possible mitment that requires consis- Completing the race in just is the true reward. Enthusi- tent practice and a solid work over 21 minutes, the BLS team asm, desire and perseverance ethic. For many girls, crew does reached the finish line near the MICHELLE NG are common qualities in this not only change your schedule, Northeastern University boat- Charles River - The BLS girls' 4+ rows past the Eliot Bridge. closely knit band of young it also changes your spirit. house in high spirits setting a Jane Crowley (I), Riley Mulry competing and winning. She women, and these qualities “On the river is where I personal record and missing (I), and Olivia Zorn (I). The says, “When we went under are especially apparent in the am the best version of myself,” first place by only a two minute BLS crew team’s success is the last bridge, our good friend team’s captains. says Crowley. “Things that I margin. made possible by these five made a 15 foot sign that said “Crew isn't about rowing have learned from crew have Five members on the racers who motivate their team- ‘reckless’ and she told us she a boat, it's about defying what spilled into every aspect of my team participated in the race mates with great leadership made a sign but didn't tell you thought was humanly life. I have never in my life, nor that Sunday; Katie Yeager (I), and positivity. For Coppinger us what was on it and it was possible,” says Crowley. “It's do I think I ever will, find some- Maggie Coppinger (I), Mary- motivation is a key factor while awesome! Our coach from the the moments when you're go- thing I love more than crew.” Baby, We Were Born to Run By Jack Connolly (II), Contributing Writer reflected. “I think it can be attributed to the supportive of each other. At the end of the fact that we're such a close-knit team. We day with sweat dripping off our faces, we all know each other’s limits, who's good at still run because of the sense of accomplish- what, who can handle the sprints and who ment we receive—or maybe just because can keep up the pace on the long runs. This we are insane.” has allowed us to really push each other The Cross Country team might not and motivate each other to new heights.” get the recognition it deserves at BLS, but Although the Pack did not take home we can get over it. After all we are distance the ultimate XC title this year, we all ran runners. We have been trained to keep well and had lots of fun doing it—eating going, even when it is hard, when it hurts, our weight in ice cream and going on when it sucks, when we do not want to. De- crepe runs. spite the neglect, we will continue to look "Many people think that XC is more forward and progress through weather of an individual sport than a team sport, and storm towards the finish line. Call it but that is not true,” said Captain Grace what you want: stubbornness, endurance, O’Brien. “We all work—and suffer—to- determination or guts but no matter what, gether in order for each of us to improve. deep down, we just do not know how to Our team is a family, and we are all really give up. Cam Russell (V) Wrentham, MA - BLS XC runs at the Baystate Invitational Meet. "How is cross country hard? All you able to bounce back and end with a truly do is run." Want to know what Boston Latin impressive season. Spotlight on Coach Meagher School’s XC (cross country) runners do Girls’ captains Alannah O'Brien Always seen sporting his cross the season. when they hear this? They laugh. (I), Grace O'Brien (I) and Emily Moya (I), country vest and MSCTA (Massachu- Coach, however, does not have Running 100, 200 or even 400 meters along with varsity runners, Celestine He setts State Track Coaches Association) time for laziness or disinterest. Not afraid is a piece-of-cake for most people. What (I), Julia Santoro (II), Sophia Vitello (II) and official cap, Coach Michael Meagher is to kick a student off the team if he feels distinguishes the BLS XC runners from Sarah Kiamie (III), set impressive times for synonymous with Boston Latin School they are missing practice or not giving the most people is our ability to tough it the girls varsity team. Sarah placed 13th track and field. any of their time to running, he wants out and push our endurance to the limits overall at the Bay State Invitational meet, Coaching at Boston Latin School athletes on his teams that are as genuinely throughout the entire 5000 meters. followed closely by Alannah and Grace. since 2005, Coach Meagher is the only passionate about the sport as he is. By our own free will, every day after At the Eastern Massachusetts Divisional person who coaches during all three sea- The thing that makes Coach Mea- school, we train and train. Each day brings Championship race, Sarah, running a 5k PR sons. Serving as head of the cross country, gher such a remarkable coach is the fact a different workout, from racing up hills in (Personal Record) of 20:01, took 29th place indoor track, and outdoor track teams, he that he truly loves what he does. Whether Brookline to pushing through timed tempo out of 139 runners. Alannah came in shortly continues to share his (seemingly infinite) it is acting as the official at a state relay runs along the Charles River. afterwards, finishing with a time of 20:58. knowledge of running with each of his meet or shouting words of encourage- “Practices are definitely hard. But For the boys, captains Isaiah West- runners. Coaching the Wolfpack in 2009, ment as his cross country runners take still, there's just something satisfying phalen (I) and Alex Hsia (I) led the team. he helped the outdoor track team take on intimidating hills, he always brings about completing a workout and pushing This year, Andreya Zvonar (III) improved fourth place at the Division 1 State meet, passion and dedication to the track. He is yourself to the limit and knowing that you significantly and is now consistently the tenth place at the All-State meet and always looking to welcome anyone into have amazing teammates to support you first BLS runner to cross the finish line. eighth at the New England Champion- the track and field family, giving every- along the way.” said XC veteran and senior, Veteran XC runners Andrew Yang (II), Vic- ship meet. body a chance, regardless of their ability. Celestine He. tor Yang (II) and Yuta Belmont (III) all ran Each year during the fall, Coach Furthermore, even if it is sprinting Starting in the blistering heat of Au- well at Divisionals, securing a 14th place Meagher spends his days with the cross 200s on the track, tackling the last two gust and ending with the frigid weather team finish. country team, instructing distance run- miles of a grueling 5k, or being better of November, this season, as well as those David Rans (II), James Westphalen ners on various elements of the sport, runners in general, Coach Meagher in- to come for indoor and outdoor track, are (II), Theo Hanlon (IV) and Cameron Rus- from how to best confront hills to how to spires and motivates his athletes to push dedicated to fellow runner Anna Jerome. At sell (V) all qualified for the post-season set a manageable (but not too slow) race themselves with his infectious attitude every meet the team wore orange bracelets statewide Coaches Invitational as well. pace in a 5k. From August to November, and commitment. Recognized as a distin- bearing the words “Run for Anna.” They pushed through the mud and rain he stands out on the course, being able guished official and outstanding member This year, the Wolf Pack did a and ran well, showing what it truly means to pick out his BLS runners from a huge of the track and field community, he is phenomenal job competing against the to run for BLS. sea of athletes. part of the Executive Board of the MSTCA dominant teams in the Dual County “We performed really well this year. For the rest of the year, indoor and was inducted into the organization’s League (DCL) and other powerhouse XC In the past, we relied on a few good people and outdoor track and field takes up his Coaches Hall of Fame in 2011. Because of teams from across the state. Even though to carry the team, however, this year, every- life. Dividing his time between sprinting all his dedication and enthusiasm, Coach we were hit hard by injuries later in the body stepped up to the plate and delivered. and distance, Coach Meagher insures Meagher remains today one of Boston season, including shin splints, stress frac- Everybody on the boys' team had consid- that every runner gets his attention and Latin School’s most well-known and tures and ankle sprains, the XC team was erable PRs this season,” captain Alex Hsia makes significant progress throughout loved coaches. Page 16 Sports Boston Latin School Argo BLS Golf on the Rise By Eoin Lane (II), Contributing Writer Walsh, a member of The and seniors, which can be in- Country Club in Brookline, has timidating for young athletes, proved herself to be among the but Anne and Khai are immune top female golfers at that very to the pressure and consis- exclusive course. She has con- tently provide the team with sistently started in the majority double-digit points in crucial of matches and outplayed most situations. of the opponents. With the Accompanying these two highest average in points per seventh graders are six fresh- match on the team, it is hard men this year, making BLS not to recognize how formi- varsity golf team one of the dable a competitor she will be youngest teams in the DCL. moving forward. In a few years they will all be “Always consistent, Anne seniors, and with practice, all of and Khai have the game cov- the young talents on the team ered,” team coach, Mr. Weth- will have developed into truly erby, says. “Great off the tee, spectacular golfers. BLS golf from the fairway and on the will be a force to reckon with

CRAIG BUTTNER green.” in the DCL. Franklin Park - BLS Golf with 7th graders Khai Buttner (VI) and Anne Walsh (VI). At this point, they are still “After a successful sea- improving some small point of son with these young kids, it’s As you may have heard, so incredibly impressive is individuals. their game, but already have great to know that the team has this year has been the most suc- the talent found in some very Buttner, a member of the natural talent it takes to be such a bright future,” says Co- cessful season for the Boston young golfers, specifically two Granite Links Golf Course, phenomenal golfers. captain Declan Lane (I). Latin School golf team in years. seventh graders on the team. hits the ball with unmatchable It is clear that both golf- These young athletes cer- This year, in the Dual County Khai Buttner (VI) and precision and plays to win. He ers have been playing for years tainly do represent a “bright League (DCL), the team was a Anne Walsh (VI) showed up to stood out at tryouts and has and are absolutely devoted to future” for the varsity golf real contender against some of tryouts ready to play, and they started in many matches this improving their game. These team. Good luck to all of our the best student golf teams in certainly earned their place on season over more experienced seventh graders are playing in young golfers. Keep BLS golf the state. Led by Coach Weth- the varsity squad. Both of these golfers. matches against mostly juniors on the rise. erby and Co-captains Declan golfers have extreme potential Lane (I) and Graham Gozigian and could be the leaders of the (I), the team started off the year team in just a few years. Brady vs. Manning: Who’s Better? strong with their first win in “It’s great to see some their first match against Bed- young talent on the team. By Jordan Derbort (II), Contributing Writer ford High School. This is the These are the ones who will be People often debate over who is the “[Brady is] unbelievable in big games … so year they could make some bringing in the wins after we’ve best quarterback in the National Football clutch, and a great leader,” he said. waves in the DCL: BLS golf is graduated,” says team member League (NFL). According to a poll done by Events that occurred during the 16th no longer viewed as an easy Dan O’Leary (II). He feels SportsNation, 59 percent of people agree that, matchup between Brady and Manning are win by competitors. confident in leaving the team all said and done, Manning holds this title. further evidence of the former’s greatness. What made this season in the hands of these youthful His career accomplishments, however, show Despite their loss of Jerod Mayo due to injury, otherwise. the Patriots improved their defense this year “Give me Brady's clutch gene and post- with offseason additions of Brandon Browner season record. Give me Brady as the slightly and Darrelle Revis. The Broncos entered the Spotlight on Brian Regan more solid rock upon which to build Super matchup with Aqib Talib, DeMarcus Ware By Gabe Edelman (I), Bowl teams,” said sports talk show star Skip and TJ Ward as their new defensive acquisi- Staff Writer Bayless. tions. Additionally, Von Miller, arguably the Peyton Manning’s 11 wins and 12 losses best pass-rushing linebacker in the league, you go to Boston Latin School, postseason record does not even compare to returned from an ACL injury which ended you probably know Brian. Brady’s 18-8 record. His 47.8 completion per- his 2013 season. These additions proved If you don’t, you definitely centage pales in comparison to Brady’s 69.2 relatively insignificant in this game, as Brady follow his incredibly popular percent. Brady also holds three Super Bowl shredded the Denver defense, throwing four Twitter account, where he rings, while Manning has only one. touchdowns and one interception. Manning, churns out hilarious tweets “He’s a legend,” said Eoin Lane (II), against the Mayo-less New England defense, day after day. He is a legend “He’s proven himself year after year in tough completed two touchdowns and threw two on the football team, where situations.” interceptions. he’s been a stalwart linebacker John Elway, owner of the Denver Bron- Brady’s performance with a lackluster for four straight years. As I cos, has constructed a high-powered offense receiving group displays his skill. Not only mentioned before, his voice to support Peyton Manning: his teammates does he produce with his receivers, but he is that of an angel, and you’ll include Demaryius Thomas, Julius Thomas also leads them on game-winning drives, an frequently hear him belting and Emmanuel Sanders. Now look at Brady: art that few have mastered. Brady is arguably out Earth, Wind & Fire’s “Sep- he’s got Gronk. Sure, he has Julian Edelman the most clutch NFL quarterback to ever play tember” in the halls. and Brandon LaFell as well, but they aren’t the game. His bright Hawaiian Brian is a friend to ev- explosive receivers like the ones that sur- Last year, NFL players were asked a shirts breathe life into a drab eryone, offering plenty of round Manning. Yet, in four out of the last question: “Given two minutes left in the Boston Latin School hallway compliments and plenty of five games these two teams played, Brady has game and the Super Bowl on the line, which in the dead of winter. His unacknowledged high-fives. had a higher quarterback rating, according to quarterback would you choose?” Brady singing voice echoes from the He’s a blast at parties, known ESPN (Entertaining and Sports Programming received 128 of 320 possible votes; Manning, music wing to concert halls for waking up in the middle of Network). 86. around the nation. His false the night and whipping up a Turnovers are another significant fac- The raw facts are in Manning’s favor: his starts on the football field batch of chocolatey brownies tor in comparing these two greats. Manning career touchdown record last year broke the strike fear into the hearts of for everyone. almost consistently turns over the ball. He single-season touchdown record (formerly high school football players My first memory of makes bad decisions, and when he threw Brady’s) and he is on-pace to set career highs across the state. At any BLS- Brian is that of a short, long two interceptions against the Oakland Raid- in touchdown passes and passing yards this sanctioned sporting event haired, chubby sixie getting ers—the worst team in the National Football year. Last year’s Super Bowl, however, shows you’ll hear the fateful chant his seat moved in Latin class League (NFL)—it was cause for concern. He that when Manning is put in the big games, – quietly at first, then build- for repeatedly talking to his threw seven interceptions in nine games and he can’t get the job done. Brady, on the other ing into an overpowering neighbors. But my favorite produced a touchdown-to-interception ratio hand, consistently performs. earthquake of sound: “PUT IN memory of Brian is the time he of roughly four-to-one, compared to Brady’s His stats prove it: 18-8 in the postseason, REGAN.” His name is Brian spelled the word “cigarette” seven-to-one. 11-5 against Manning, 18 touchdowns to one Regan. incorrectly in two different Yes, Brady has fumbled. Fumbles, how- interception in his last five games. Brian’s journey to the top ways in one sentence. After ever, occur when an offensive line is unable This is a quarterback performing bet- was not an easy one. Born on knowing Brian for six years, I to protect the quarterback. Luckily, shifts in ter than anyone else right now, on a team August 19, 1997 in the slums of know him as much more than the Patriots’ offensive line have stabilized that has the potential to take home the Guyana’s capital Georgetown, just a chubby cheeked little the group recently. For most, the matchup Vince Lombardi Trophy this year. That’s why he wor—What? He was born kid. I know him as outgoing, between the Patriots and the Broncos serves Tom Brady is not only better than Peyton in New York? Oh, I wouldn’t extremely friendly, upbeat as a testament to Brady’s superiority. Manning, but also the best quarterback in have known that. Anyway, if and most of all, a loyal friend. Mr. G, the BLS baseball coach, agrees. the league.