NO CRYING BITCHES Draft Results 02-Mar-2009 03:16 PM Eastern

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NO CRYING BITCHES Draft Sun., Aug 10 2008 10:00:00 AM Rounds: 15 Time Limit: Unlimited

Round 1 Round 5 #1 big mikey - Drew Brees, QB, NOR #1 big mikey - Jacksonville Jaguars, D/ST, JAC #2 millertime - Braylon Edwards, WR, CLE #2 millertime - Tony Gonzalez, TE, KAN #3 little man syndrome - Steven Jackson, RB, STL #3 little man syndrome - New York Giants, D/ST, NYG #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Reggie Wayne, WR, IND #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Hines Ward, WR, PIT #5 fuck it - Derek Anderson, QB, CLE #5 fuck it - Baltimore Ravens, D/ST, BAL #6 wurkitt burkitt - Larry Fitzgerald, WR, ARI #6 wurkitt burkitt - Clinton Portis, RB, WAS #7 God Squad - Plaxico Burress, WR, NYG #7 God Squad - Reggie Bush, RB, NOR #8 buzz squad - Andre Johnson, WR, HOU #8 buzz squad - Matt Hasselbeck, QB, SEA #9 beer man - T.J. Houshmandzadeh, WR, CIN #9 beer man - Heath Miller, TE, PIT #10 The Dent Squad - Anquan Boldin, WR, ARI #10 The Dent Squad - Todd Heap, TE, BAL #11 dirty little mexican - Marion Barber, RB, DAL #11 dirty little mexican - Washington Redskins, D/ST, WAS #12 Assassins - Chad Ocho Cinco, WR, CIN #12 Assassins - Ronnie Brown, RB, MIA

Round 2 Round 6 #1 Assassins - Steve Smith, WR, CAR #1 Assassins - Green Bay Packers, D/ST, GNB #2 dirty little mexican - Wes Welker, WR, NWE #2 dirty little mexican - Patrick Crayton, WR, DAL #3 The Dent Squad - Lee Evans, WR, BUF #3 The Dent Squad - Bernard Berrian, WR, MIN #4 beer man - Brandon Marshall, WR, DEN #4 beer man - Bobby Engram, WR, SEA #5 buzz squad - Torry Holt, WR, STL #5 buzz squad - Donald Driver, WR, GNB #6 God Squad - Kellen Winslow, TE, TAM #6 God Squad - Vernon Davis, TE, SFO #7 wurkitt burkitt - Roy Williams, WR, DAL #7 wurkitt burkitt - Anthony Gonzalez, WR, IND #8 fuck it - Greg Jennings, WR, GNB #8 fuck it - Alge Crumpler, TE, TEN #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Antonio Gates, TE, SDG #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Santana Moss, WR, WAS #10 little man syndrome - Jason Witten, TE, DAL #10 little man syndrome - Kevin Curtis, WR, PHI #11 millertime - Calvin Johnson, WR, DET #11 millertime - Nick Folk, K, DAL #12 big mikey - Marvin Harrison, WR, IND #12 big mikey - Stephen Gostkowski, K, NWE

Round 3 Round 7 #1 big mikey - Jeremy Shockey, TE, NOR #1 big mikey - Javon Walker, WR, OAK #2 millertime - Donovan McNabb, QB, PHI #2 millertime - Kurt Warner, QB, ARI #3 little man syndrome - Jerricho Cotchery, WR, NYJ #3 little man syndrome - Marc Bulger, QB, STL #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Ben Roethlisberger, QB, PIT #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Earnest Graham, RB, TAM #5 fuck it - Santonio Holmes, WR, PIT #5 fuck it - Willie Parker, RB, PIT #6 wurkitt burkitt - Dallas Clark, TE, IND #6 wurkitt burkitt - Darren McFadden, RB, OAK #7 God Squad - Minnesota Vikings, D/ST, MIN #7 God Squad - David Garrard, QB, JAC #8 buzz squad - Larry Johnson, RB, KAN #8 buzz squad - Neil Rackers, K, ARI #9 beer man - Jamal Lewis, RB, CLE #9 beer man - Mason Crosby, K, GNB #10 The Dent Squad - San Diego Chargers, D/ST, SDG #10 The Dent Squad - Rob Bironas, K, TEN #11 dirty little mexican - Joey Galloway, WR, TAM #11 dirty little mexican - Owen Daniels, TE, HOU #12 Assassins - Jay Cutler, QB, DEN #12 Assassins - Shayne Graham, K, CIN

Round 4 Round 8 #1 Assassins - Chris Cooley, TE, WAS #1 Assassins - Sidney Rice, WR, MIN #2 dirty little mexican - Roddy White, WR, ATL #2 dirty little mexican - Ryan Grant, RB, GNB #3 The Dent Squad - Brett Favre, QB, NYJ #3 The Dent Squad - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, JAC #4 beer man - Pittsburgh Steelers, D/ST, PIT #4 beer man - Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG #5 buzz squad - Dallas Cowboys, D/ST, DAL #5 buzz squad - Michael Turner, RB, ATL #6 God Squad - Laveranues Coles, WR, NYJ #6 God Squad - Eli Manning, QB, NYG #7 millertime - New England Patriots, D/ST, NWE #7 wurkitt burkitt - Cleveland Browns, D/ST, CLE #8 fuck it - Dwayne Bowe, WR, KAN #8 fuck it - Derrick Mason, WR, BAL #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Chicago Bears, D/ST, CHI #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Indianapolis Colts, D/ST, IND #10 millertime - Marshawn Lynch, RB, BUF #10 little man syndrome - Josh Brown, K, STL #11 millertime - Chris Chambers, WR, SDG #11 wurkitt burkitt - Adam Vinatieri, K, IND #12 big mikey - Reggie Brown, WR, PHI #12 big mikey - Willis McGahee, RB, BAL

Round 9 Round 13 #1 big mikey - Seattle Seahawks, D/ST, SEA #1 big mikey - Justin Gage, WR, TEN #2 millertime - Jabar Gaffney, WR, DEN #2 millertime - Lawrence Tynes, K, NYG #3 little man syndrome - Donte' Stallworth, WR, CLE #3 little man syndrome - Carolina Panthers, D/ST, CAR #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Laurence Maroney, RB, NWE #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Rian Lindell, K, BUF #5 fuck it - Phil Dawson, K, CLE #5 fuck it - John Kasay, K, CAR #6 wurkitt burkitt - Bryant Johnson, WR, DET #6 wurkitt burkitt - Josh Scobee, K, JAC #7 God Squad - Tampa Bay Buccaneers, D/ST, TAM #7 God Squad - Shaun Suisham, K, WAS #8 buzz squad - Benjamin Watson, TE, NWE #8 buzz squad - Kris Brown, K, HOU #9 beer man - Philip Rivers, QB, SDG #9 beer man - Matt Stover, K, BAL #10 The Dent Squad - Vince Young, QB, TEN #10 The Dent Squad - Sebastian Janikowski, K, OAK #11 dirty little mexican - Nate Kaeding, K, SDG #11 dirty little mexican - Matt Bryant, K, TAM #12 Assassins - Matt Schaub, QB, HOU #12 Assassins - Bubba Franks, TE, NYJ

Round 10 Round 14 #1 Assassins - Vincent Jackson, WR, SDG #1 Assassins - JaMarcus Russell, QB, OAK #2 dirty little mexican - Jake Delhomme, QB, CAR #2 dirty little mexican - D.J. Hackett, WR, CAR #3 The Dent Squad - Brandon Stokley, WR, DEN #3 The Dent Squad - Devin Thomas, WR, WAS #4 beer man - Nate Burleson, WR, SEA #4 beer man - Antwaan Randle El, WR, WAS #5 buzz squad - Jon Kitna, QB, DAL #5 buzz squad - Devery Henderson, WR, NOR #6 God Squad - Jerry Porter, WR, JAC #6 God Squad - Damien Anderson, RB, ARI #7 wurkitt burkitt - Trent Edwards, QB, BUF #7 wurkitt burkitt - Limas Sweed, WR, PIT #8 fuck it - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GNB #8 fuck it - Reggie Williams, WR, JAC #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Jason Hanson, K, DET #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Edgerrin James, RB, ARI #10 little man syndrome - Kevin Smith, RB, DET #10 little man syndrome - John Carlson, TE, SEA #11 millertime - Greg Olsen, TE, CHI #11 millertime - James Hardy, WR, BUF #12 big mikey - Tony Scheffler, TE, DEN #12 big mikey - Jonathan Stewart, RB, CAR

Round 11 #1 big mikey - Jason Campbell, QB, WAS #2 millertime - Buffalo Bills, D/ST, BUF #3 little man syndrome - Thomas Jones, RB, NYJ #4 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Matt Leinart, QB, ARI #5 fuck it - New York Jets, D/ST, NYJ #6 wurkitt burkitt - L.J. Smith, TE, PHI #7 God Squad - Ronald Curry, WR, OAK #8 buzz squad - Arizona Cardinals, D/ST, ARI #9 beer man - Philadelphia Eagles, D/ST, PHI #10 The Dent Squad - Tennessee Titans, D/ST, TEN #11 dirty little mexican - Oakland Raiders, D/ST, OAK #12 Assassins - New Orleans Saints, D/ST, NOR

Round 12 #1 Assassins - Mike Nugent, K, NYJ #2 dirty little mexican - Kevin Boss, TE, NYG #3 The Dent Squad - Randy McMichael, TE, STL #4 beer man - Dustin Keller, TE, NYJ #5 buzz squad - Donald Lee, TE, GNB #6 God Squad - Robbie Gould, K, CHI #7 wurkitt burkitt - Houston Texans, D/ST, HOU #8 fuck it - Zach Miller, TE, OAK #9 fuck your yankee blue jeans - Marcedes Lewis, TE, JAC #10 little man syndrome - Robert Meachem, WR, NOR #11 millertime - David Akers, K, PHI #12 big mikey - Jeff Reed, K, PIT