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grand valley statecollege's Student-run newspaper the lanthorn Commission reports some colleges may close
BECKY BURKERT The commission based that highest in the nation. last week is a midterm report. man James K. Robinson, the Editor prediction on the following in The commission, established The commission expects to give son of Kenneth Robinson who formation: 1. unstable state by Governor Blanchard last a final report with recommenda helped establish Grand Valley Last week Governor James funding; 2. decreased enroll October, has met monthly to tions in October. State. Blanchard's Commission on the ments; 3. duplication of pro assess the problems of higher "In order to make the most "However, even with this Future of Higher Education re grams; 4. lack of research grants education in Michigan once of scarce dollars and respond to action, the closing of certain leased a report stating that by and facilities; 5. buildings in ranked as one of the best in the future needs of Michigan's c iti schools can not be precluded the year 2000 some of Michi need of repairs; and 6. high nation, prior to Michigan's eco zens, colleges and universities over the next 16 years unless gan's state supported colleges tuition costs. Currently tuition nomic collapse in the mid must be systematically down will be forced to close. costs in Michigan rank the 1970's. The report released sized," said Commission Chair See Commission page 4 College opens new bookstore in GR DAVID WATERSTRADT in this stoie as in the on campus Staff Writer store. It's very small and it has its own budget. It has to make Grand Valley State College or break itself. The person has opened a new bookstore mainly responsible for this is this semester servicing the down Ester Thomas.'' Thomas is town campus, in Grand Rapids. assistant manager of the Main Located on the 3rd floor of the Deck Bookstore as welf as the Kendall Building, it is situated downtown store's manager, ac next to the downtown class cording to Spies. rooms. Grand Valley leases the Spies said that the downtown entire 3rd floor of the Kendall bookstore "carries the down Building. The store was opened town textbooks and rotates a on January 9th, according to small amount of supplies. The Dick Spies of Grand Valley's only thing it deals exclusively in, Business Services Dept. though, is the textbooks for downtown classes." Spies said Spies said the downtown the store is open 2 hours in the store is "basically student run morning and about 3 V» hours in Some of the same people work the evening. TASS Bureau Chief will speak here this Thursday rk Agency TASS, will appear in Mary Jane Girls from Grand Valley perform. See related story, page 5. i»nthorn photo/fltenn p«r*on Grand Valley's Louis Armstrong Theater at 3:00 p.m and Grand Rapids' Gerald R Ford Museum Air band rules lack clarity at 8 00 p m. this Thursday. Set- "I felt it was unfair," said junior Rick Lee, ounski will discuss the topic, SUE SHAUB member of the rock group, Kiss. 'They ('Thril 'The American and Soviet Press: Sports Editor ler") didn't use any instruments. The meaning of Are They Worids Apart?." Set an air band is to put on a band concert not a dance ounski will then field questions Following Grand Valley's first state wide Air video, i was pretty disappointed." from both audiences. Band Contest Saturday night—its fifth one over all-m any people weren't overly "thrilled" with What may seem like a case of "sour grapes” Setounski's visit is sponsored the outcome. when considering the fact that only one Grand by the following organizations: Central Michigan University* Imitation of Valley bartd placed (tie for sixth), may not nec the Grend Valley Model United Michael Jackson's "Thriller" took home the $500 essarily be true. Many Grand Valley students felt# that Western Michigan University's group who per Nations, Muskegon Chronicle, first prize. World Affairs Council, Society The CMU group had no back-up bend and per formed as Meat!oaf, deserved top honors. of Professional Journalists, the formed a simulation of the "Thriller" video. "I thought Meatloaf should have won it," said Nikolai Setounsfci Gerald R. Ford Museum, and Questions were raised as to the authenticity of See Air Band page 3 Bureau Chief of the Soviet Newt Grend Valley State College. Central’s act In an Air Band show. t Vietnam war and turbulent 70's create controversy r
HENHY E. HARD t dent run radio station manager month. Some students objected then made a new plan. Staff Writer John Strothers was arrested for to the peace lamp and won per "We decided that we were go allegedly possessing marijuana, mission to dedicate a patriotic ing to have a demonstration," The years 1971-72 were years after publicizing a controversial flag. said Struthers at a WGVC-FM of controversy amid student re pl&n fora "National Bust Day." Gerald Ford, then House M i seminar held in August, 1983. bellion against ami-orug iaws The 'Peace Torch" was erec nority Leader, spoke at the flag According to Struthers, Presi and the Vietnam war. Students ted behind Maoitou Hell as a pole's dedication. Anti-war stu dent Lubbersxsuggested the idea erected a "Peace Torch" on symbol of student opposition to dents had planned to stage a of carrying signs instead. campus and attempted to humil the Vietnam war. Students "die-in", but were threatened by "We all came out there hold- idle Gerald Ford during a cam maintained a small gas flame at a disciplinary action. Radical stu pus appearence. WGVS-FM stu cost of about eight doilars a dents, including John Struthers. See Bust Day page 3 2the lanthorn thurrday, apnl 12. 19R4 CONTROVERSY
Ignore LETTERS I would like to provide an Reader supports alternative to Morgenstern's clef• colum nist nition of romance Perhaps it -w ith alien orders could lie a two way street, in Ralph Heibutzki This is in response to the stead of "decisive" male/passive letter in the 4/5/84 edition of female. I am not proposing to The Lrnthorn. It is evident that eliminate romance, since doing Mr. Simmons is upset over Ralph nice things for each other is Last Friday, I saw the following thoughtful can take," I sighed. Heibut/ki's including of God in good for a relationship But the "Ya ain't seen the light!" Lomas snorted critique scribbled on a bathroom wall "RALPH, a satire While it is true we may key words are "for each other". WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOUR HAIR, TAKE A "Really? I've seen other people mock eve/y all "get ours" in the end, what The main thing I don't under thing I stand for. I've seen friends do things which BATH, AND STOP ACTING LIKE SUCH A I'd like to know is, when did stand about the picture Morgen HOMOSEXUAL IDIO T!1" First, I get hate mail; I thought they'd never (Jo, like joining the Navy. God put Michael A. Simmons in stern paints is why the male There isn't any light, because it's all darkl" now. I'm not safe sitting on the throne, either, I charge? does everything and the female "Well, then, see ya in the sewer real soon, thought, walking back to the Lanthorn office. David Bezemek does nothing but expect all of A familiar figure greeted me, wearing brown sucker," Ray Lomas snickered, and he disappeared Speaker sets this romance. All of the sugges Docksides, green alligator shirt, and brown cor again. tions made were nice giving a I only wondered: what happened to everything back equality? duroys. Gone were the rotting Frye boots and lady a rose, spending time wih oil spattered leather jacket he once sported Only I wanted? How did things fall apart? Right now, Leave it to Grand Valley to her, listening, etc. I'm not on speaking terms with my own family. his beard remained unchanged. Ray Lomas, star give me just what I've always Why couldn't the lady recip What's going on, anyway? Well, here's two straight of Jethro Tull's "Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll, Too wanted: a man to tell me what rocate by listening, giving the paragraphs, in case last week's one wasn't good Young to Die" was darkening my door again. I want out of a relationship. man a personal gift as a surprise, "I know what you're gonna say, Ray. But, enougth. Though I did not attend the holding the door open for him Rah rah. Grand Valley. Go, Lakers! We all frankly, that schmuck who scribbled his hatred discussion on "A Return to once in a while, or not demand love the Lakers. Don't you, too? And the Laker- is probably the best press agent I have. If he Romance", the article in last ing that he be perfect in bed all wants to help me earn free publicity, why should ettes, or whoever they are? Wouldn't it be nice week's Lanthorn gave enough of the time? if we could stay here forever? We love Grand I care?" I shrugged. an idea about it to make me Face it, no good relationship Valley Rah, rah! "Yer not listenin', mate If only you'd change glad I didn't. Michael Morgen- can come of one partner doing everythin' aboutcha, yer image, why, yew'd be stern, if successful, will set all the work. Being ever passive See the preppies. Some look like Duran Duran a bloody hit!" Lomas chortled demonically. equality back thirty years. could engender guilt for the "But I say to people, even my parents: 'lg imitations. Some don't. See people writing on He implies that a woman who women-she feels she isn't doing walls. What does graffiti prove? That stupidity's nore Alien Orders.' Ray, I can't keep my head is independent does not want anything for the relationship. It straight right now. Everything I wanted has like hydrogen, a basic building block of our romance anu offcCiion. A wc is n 't fair for the man to give, crumbled into ash around here. I've had all I universe. ♦ man is either an iceberg or she give, give, and the woman to sit • rJ I ardently craves this romance track and take. Besides, it's which only the male can pro fun to do the romantic things : i 11 1 ! as well as to accept them. Mor- decides in Morgenstern's ideal genstern was far too one sided Give us honest relationship is whether or not to (not to mention terminally old let the man into her bed - but fashioned) in his presentation. only if he satisfies her every folks a break whim. Cheryl Wolfram -w ith Sue Shaub Editor Becky Burkert Business Manager Sheila Smith Associate Editor Larry Sea Jr. Granted, we're in a society loaded with embez "Is this your current address and telephone Production Chief Chris Knoebber zlement, forgery, and fraud, but you'd think some number?" Office Manager Heather Fox where down the line, us honest folks would be giv "Yes it is." Newt Editor Ralph Hcibutzki en a break. "How long have you lived here?" Student Living Editor Crist! Harman, It's understandable that retail stores must oro-r "About six months." Sports Editor Sua Shaub tect themselves from this type of activity, but let's "What's the matter, did you get kicked-out of Chief Ty peeetter Sally Tax tar face it, things are starting to get a little ridiculous. the last place you lived in because you couldn't Graphic Artist Chris Knoebber I'm almost afraid to write a check anymore be come up with the rent? How do I know this check wwfi rn oiogripntf Glenn Partson isn't going to bounce higher than silly putty when cause I know there wiii be a ten minute interro Distribution Manager Huy Mai we deposit it?" gation from the cashier. And when they find out Advertising Manager Donna Hansaii" that I'm an unstable college student with what "Look,” I’d say politely, "I just moved here." must be an unstable college budget, they usually "Okay, I need twelve pieces of pictured identi Published weekly during wch fall and winter *eme*ter by the itudanta look at me as if I just ripped of the bank down the fication, your birth certificate and three credit of Grand Valley State. Kirithof Center, Allendale Ml 49401. Telephone street. cards." 8 8 5 -7 8 0 3 . The Lanthorn w funded in part by tha college'* general fund. The opin "A ll I have is my drivers license and one credit ion* axpraWed in The Lanthorn are not n»caaa*rHy thaee of Grand Valley. If it's this bad now, can you imagine what it card." The Lanthorn reaerv« the right to accept or reject letter* to the ed The cashier looks at me fuming. "Obviously, itor. Letters must include signature, phone number and sddreas of w riter. will be like in another ten years? Addraes and phone number w ill not be printed. The Lanthorn does not n w wuuiu yuu H*e iv pay iu i mGSc itcm»i you're not familiar with our new check cashing accept anonymous letter* and does not encourage names held upon re policies. Do you know how easy it is for someone quest. Letter* 300 word* or lea* will most likely be published. Letter* the cashier will ask. era edited fr» Mbel, trammer and spelling. Letter* are due Friday Prior '\Jh, I think 111 pay cash," 111 say taking out to slip us a fake drivers license and credit card? If to ThurMseye publication. my check book which currently qualifies as cash. everyone was like you we'd have been out of busi "I'm sorry," she'd say, "but we no longer con ness years ago." Afterwards, she hands me a card. "Now report over to the sider check* Si cash They arm a clip nf paper with "I • I'm sorry, I didn't know." fingerprint bureau and return this card-to me." your signature on it that premises us that your 'We'll let is go this tim e," she says as a long line Thoroughly baffled, I start to walk in that direction. baiix wiii pay ut ins money a'ici you have aiicody of people behind me start to shuffle their feet and "Excuse me miss, I almost forgot, piease roil up your right written the amount on that piece uf paper." cus under their breath. sleeve," the cashier says as she takes out a six-inch syringe. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't take "Okay, stand over there and face me," she says "For what?" checks." as she points to a yellow line. 'W e ll also need a blood sample and a lock of hair." 'We do take checks," the cashier would answer, "What for?" I ask. 'This is crazy," I yell. 'What did the total come to anyway?" "but don’t ever refer to them as cast) again. We're "Our naw policy requires a front and side mug 'T w o dollars and six-two cents." doing you a favor byUetting you write that sucker shot for all checks taken." "Forget it, then. Here, i l l pay cash—real money. here and don't you forget it." "You've got to be kidding." "I'm sorry, we're not accepting cash today. AH of the compu After I scribble out my check I hand it to the "No ma'am. This is no joking matter. Here, noid ters are down and well have no way of checking the serial num lady as she inspects it with a magnified eye. this number in front of you and don't smile." bers." tbvrsday. apri 12. 1984 fhe lanthorn3 Pot smokers'"Bust Day" from page 1 ing the signs to our body so that troversy and attracted national According to Struthers, play you couldn't see them," said media attention. The planned boy magazine ran an article on Suuthers The print was in event caused Struthers and the the protest in their May edition, toward us. About a third of the radio station to be listed along and Struthers did an article in people out there were us " with the Lanthorn in the so the June edition He says that "He (Ford) is looking at this called "Red Souad" files of al the action was tongue in thing, and he's going to respond legedly subversive organizations cheek, but the authorities and to it," Struthers said 'The signs and people the press took it seriously, said, ‘Happy Birthday President "National Bust Day" was a Struthers said Fillmore', What Would our Pres satirical promotion allegedly 'They (the ponce) sicced a ident Say if He Were Alive,' advocating ail smokers to turn nam (undercover agent) out here 'Your Fly Is Open,' 'Boise, In themselves in on the same day as on us, and he infiltrated us," diana,' 'Jerry Who?', A Walt an act of civil disobedience, Struthers said 'They (the po Disney Production'," he adder) Struthers said iicei iapped my telephone." The attention of the crowd The purpose of the action Once the phone l>ug had been and media present was distracted was to encourage the law makers rletecfed, said Struthers, it was and Ford finished his speech as In help, Struthers said, "by ad used to pass on false information iqnthorn fHt photo students began a snowball fight. justing the laws to fit reality." on the size of the supposed Strothers planned a "National Bust Day" where students would Letters announcing the inten WGVS FM was the station movement • Struthers said that turn themselves in for smoking pot The day never materialized which preceded WSRX, WGVS tion of the protest were sent to he was staying "clean" in order often supported liberal causes. all of fhe Congressmen and Sena to avoid arrest. was paid for by the Playboy who ditl not go to jail. Me re The "National Bust Day" pro tors, and to President Nixon. Struthers was convicted of Foundation, and he said that he ceived a fine of $100 and 90 motion organized by WGVS National Bust Day was sched possession of marijuana an con was the first person sentenced days probation. "National Bust manager Struthers caused con uled for June 5, 1971. trolled substance. His defense for drug use in Ottawa County Day " was called o ff. Air band contest------from page 1 Choral department needs Lee 'They had the best stage show " costumes Ixjt no originality How much originality singers next fall year Mary Hillegaff, co lead singer from WMU's does it lake to mimic something that has already Audition* art currently being conducted for the vocal mu»lc been done7 Meatloaf had similar sentiments. organizations on campus. If you will be on campus In the fell "I thought what we did was air band but and have en Interest In singing, you will went to auction NOW 'T h rille r" was more like an air video. Personally, I "This is my fifth air band and after every one to secure a place In one of our organizations. didn't think they (CMU's "Thriller"), should have I say the same thing-that they should have more The Seven Centuries Singer* are twelve wlect vocalists who even been in there (the air band competition; defined guidelines," said Partridge, who was the ling literature including madrigals, show tunes end vocal jazz. "It's becoming more of a talent contest," Hille lead singer of the group, Quiet Riot. "They should Seven Centuries Singers rehearse Monday Thursday Noon gaff said. "It's ridiculous having people up there have two different categories, one for dancing and 12:60 for one hour credit. The GV3C Sngsrs U s sales* 26-vdc* dancing That's not air band. I think more strin one for the band (instumental) performance." ensemble rehearsing Monday-Thursday I :50p.m. Experi gent guidelines are needed." Master of Ccrmonies Bob Berry from WGRD ence in music reeding end previous choral participation i» en Much of the dlscrepency may be due to the radio credited Central's "T hriller" success to the couraged. For an audition time or more information, contact vagueness listed in the judging critera. Perfomances Michael Jackson era. Professor Ellen Pooi at ext. 3012 or sign up for an audition at were based on the following four areas: "As far as the judging, it may have been a re is/ C.W*. , “ k -Sycronization flection on what the real popular songs are plus ------Creativity MTV and some of the other videos in general," -Showmanship he said. "In that frame of reference, songs are There is somethingfor you at -Audience response completely different now. We're in a Michael Jack- Even a few of the judges were confused as far as son phenomon which Is why I think Central's Allendale Wesleyan what was allowed and what was not. 'T h rille r" was considered competition for an air Church "A t one point one of the other judges asked me band." * if the hands had to use instruments in their show Bob Stoll, Director of Student Activities says comer of ScottA Awry and we didn't know if they did," said WOOD radio that future Grand Valley Air Band Contests may College & Careers Sunday School judge Bruce Edwards. "I agree that there could be see a more structured judging critera. at 9:45 a.m. Currently studying the more specific guidelines. "There will be an evaluation meeting of the Book of Revelation. "I think the whole essence of an air band con air band show and we might do something there," test is to have someone who can't really sing or he said. "There's been a couple of comments I've Young Singles Bible Study & Fellow- dance to get out there and act like a star," Ed had but it's hard to interpret the judging critera." ship-following evening worship. Cur wards added. "But with the new video revoultion, Despite the controversy, many were surprised rently studying the book "Building rock bands are more visual and it takes a lot more by the level of performance given in the air hand Up One Another." to interest people. show. Morning Worship at 10 45am "Now people want a show, in an air band con "I was very impressed," said Edwards. "I had test, something more than someone strutting a never seen an air band contest before and it a Evening Worship at 6:00pm guitar." mazed me. I found myself sitting there and for a As far as the judging critera given in the air split second thinking that it was an actual per Choir, Wed. at 8:00pm band rule*, junior Dave Partridge feii "Thriller" formance. fell short in the creativity category. "Actually, it was Grand Vailey who won in the '"T h rille r" should have received a zero for long run becuase Grand Valley is the one who pot Paster Dwight Peterson,895-4833 creativity,” he said. "A ll they were was a carbon it on and people know they (the shows), are going Assoc Pastor Dirk Case,895-65l 5 copy of the video. They had the make-up and the to get better year after year." my sm all too l * m ME FEEL BIS c$e©fc\G>go CHecKTC SPACE AT CAMPUS VIEW Q
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rigorous action is taken to make commission, said "we're con those suggestions 'T h irty to 40 in Michigan. "but there's a lot you could do all institutions more responsive cerned and interested in the percent of our classes are held in The commission recommen to achieve better coordination and streamlined,” said Robm commission's findings, but we're the evening to cater to the older ded that colleges work closely and planning." son. not worried ” college students We reorganized together to develop curriculum According to an article m the The commission report did The commission report sug our academic structure two which will benefit the needs of Muskegon Chronicle the com not state which colleges might gested that colleges build a years ago to reduce duplication students and the needs of the mission recommended some pos close, but for several years some better relationship with industry of programs We have esrab state. The commission went sibilities which include "granting Michigan legislators have specu in hope that spinoff industries lished joint programs with area further to suggest that more more oversight power to the lated that the cost of state can be created It also suggested colleges, and we have established state coordination is necessary, '.tate Board of Education, setting funding for colleges could be that colleges change curriculum a downtown center for eco but the commission did not a uniform formula for state aid reduced by closing the smaller to meet the needs of me V The Grand Valley Stole College Studio Jazz Orchestra 2nd Create a beautiful small Jazz ensembles w ill present their annuel Spring Ju z Concert on Tuesday, April 17, at 8:00 pun. In the tools Armstrong bundle that makes Theatre of the Cclde: Fine Arts Cantor. Admission is $fOO. your gift even more special! band hosts spring concert The Grand Valley State College Bends w ill present their Spring Concert on Sunday afternoon, April 15, at 3.00 in tha Calder Fine Arts Center, The program will be the culmination of the Spring Tour throughout several southwestern Michigan high schools. Sche duled to be performed will be many styles of music, including contemporary and traditional literature. Student soloists wMI be selected from the following: Karen Betz, Forest Hills, playing the flute "Concert'no" by Cham/nede; Mark Hill, Jenison, Shanna Tyler, Montague and Dawn Gaibreath, riiies Brandywine, piaying Agostini's "The Three Trumpeters"; Wade Perkins, Jenison, on a m e r j c a n SW c r e e t in g s •the aito saxophone solo, "Harlem Nocturne"; Becky Burkart, ...kr tlxit sfxxKil/jrrson Fruitport, playing 'The Blue Bells of Scotland"by Arthur Pryor; Tracy Morris, playing Von Weber’s "Second Clarinet Concerto and Vicki Strong, Mattawan. playing Handel's "Oboe Concerto." Hours The Jazz Band will present one number, and the Concert Bend Monday 8:30 a. m.- 7:00p.m. will perform such selections as John Barnes Chance's "Incanta- Tuea.- Fri. 8:30a.m.-4:30p.m. tion and Dance"; "Armenian Dances" by Loris Chobenian; "The Mad Major" by Kenneth Alford and Jerry Bilik's "American Variations." The 70-piece group is directed by William Root and the concert will be the final performance of the year. A total of 20 public programs have been presented during the 1983-84 series. Paragon Products, Inc. The concert is open to the public. w AA Michigan'sMich largest distributing & financing company Former educator highlights seminar of it’s kind will be interviewing in Grand Rapids area for Dr. John V. Gilmore, director of the Gilmore Institute, Boston, SUMMER EMPLOYMENT! will present parents, educators, grahdparents, guardians and the general public THE KEY TO YOUR CHILD'S FUTURE on Friday, April 27 at 8:00 p.m. in Creston High School Audi Prepare for your future career by developing torium. Audiance participation w ill follow the address, edu cational handouts will be available, end cost w ill be by free will skills required by most major corporations: contribution. 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GrandvDIe Outstanding opportunities for qualified applicants thundoy. apnl 12. 1984 the lanthom 5 s1nui )]EN1 LJ[VIN G 1------n 1 Mock rock thrills audience chronization and audience re JANIS MATHESON er during the two hour simulated money was combined giving Valley State, qivmg both bands Staff Writer concert SI 75 to the Manhattan Transfer $12 50 sponse The judging panel was Tony McKenzie and Michele from Hope College and Meatloaf The competition was open to made up of Glen Davis and R-ch A packer) house of just over Savidge of Central Michigan Uni from W<*stern Michigan Univer college students from all over Kennedy of WGRD Bruce Ed wards of WOOD Radio, and Ken 2.000 people clapped and cheer versity danced away with the sity. the stat- with few rules govern ed as master of ceremonies Bob $600 first prize with their vers Fourth place sent Alvin and ng their performances The Knapp, a K 2 concert promoter Bayer of WGRD leaped to the ion of Michael Jackson's "Thril the Chipmunks back to CMU hands were to consist of at least Next year's Collegiate Air stage, kicking off Grand Valley's ler" v deo McKen/ie and Sav with $75 Fifth place of S50 three members, and although hand C«>m|>et itiorr has already first Michigan Collegiate Airband •dge along with 13 ghoulish dan was awarded to Michael Jack rp a i instruments could be used, been scheduled for April 13. Competition cers have been performing "Thn son s "B illy Jean" from Alma no actual playing was allowed or 1985 and there will be a G.V Her" since fall, Grand Valley be College, and sixth prize was split live microphones Airband sometime next fall • The crowd stomped, scream mg their fifth competition between Van Halen of Michigan The judging criteria was based Boh Stoll. Student Activities ed, clapped and occasionally ev Although they had not yet Tech and Chilliwack of Grand on creativity, showmanship, syn Director, stated en booed as students mocked decided what they would do bands such as Chilliwack, Mich with the prize money, McKenzie ael Jackson, Culture Club, the speculated "it would probably Mary Jane Girls and Alvin and go to good use, maybe a keg," the Chipmunks. he smiled. Fifteen bands played every Over $1,000 in prize money thing from tennis rackets and was awarded. paper guitars to a vacuum clean Second and third place prize lamhorn photo/glann pm ton Grand Valley* own Rolling Stonas p*nufm«d '•*» -aturdsy at Mick Jaggtr pounds out the word* to "She'a So Cold" during the mock rock concert held Saturday in Grand Valley's first annual statewide collage airband com petition. the pj#w Housa arena. Tha Stones were one of eight bands from GVSC. Don't mug me— I already gave A student undergoes a standard health check before giving Mood. Students wore given a free ‘D o n 't Bug Me, I Already Gave" snug for their donations- \ thundery, apnl 12, 1984 the lanthom 5 Work study worth more than money? CRISTI HARMAN Student Livinq Editor Work-study job* are they just time waster*, or are they benef oal? Are they created, or are they necessary? According to Ken Fridsma. Director of Financial Aids, work-study jobs are not simply created for those who are alot ted financial aid. 'There aren't any jobs that are not important to the opera tion of this institution," Fridsma said. "I personally feel that work-study is the best kind of aid 15 to 20 percent of the students enrolled at Grand Valley receive work-study, according to Fridsma The college, by law, does not have to provide jobs for all work-study students. Work -study is awarded as an employment opportunity, accord mg to Fndim a, although the college does help students to find work -study jobs suitable to them. Students, on the other hand, often have different opinions concerning the*worth of work study jobs. When arked ques tions such as, 'Would you use this job reference on a resur.se?" or "Do you enjoy your work?", the response from students varied considerably. Andy Smith, freshman. Geology, Zumberge Sonja Zutter, senior. Computer Science, Library — Seidman House — Q — What made you decide to work at the Q — What kind of work do you do? library? A — I call interested students to see if they'd 1 A — It looked the least strenuous. You can't like to come to campus and keep a contact get any less strenuous than this. There's file on them. I enjoy it very much. plenty of work to do, though, and the peo Judi Jones, junior, ple are nice. Criminal Justice, GVSC Bookstore Q — Do you enjoy your job? A — It's all right. The people are good but it's boring some Elaine Jewett, junior. Nur times sing, Counseling Center - UA — UU .« the Intersection PARTY TIME Dance April 4-7 party store & deli for hours Moo.-Sat. 10ajn.*2ajn. child April 12-15 Passion Sun. noon-midnight find A dance a thon for LIVE Child Find will be held at Ribs, Chicken, Pizza by the shce, Complete deb, Aquinas College on April ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTL Y Sub Sandwiches, Keg beer, Party supplies 27, 1984. Sponsor sheets MONDAY NIGHTS and a sign up list is avail 10 cent yeeterdog - Free popeom - ipacieh on baer able in the Student Activi Old SSft.fi A Roll ties Office. “OLD TIMES IN EASTOWN" Sunday beer and wine sales 10% percent off oil keg prices uitk student ID. Over 100,000 children DRINK SPECIALS! are abducted each year, Wednesday.^ for 1 9p.m.-10pm. TUES NITE qts. WALL BR AN D S but students can help raise ______phwdnwH money for these missing Thursday ~2 for 1 10p.rn.-l 1p.m. children. 1520 Wealth? SI 8.E. 4594931 Com er of Lk. Mich. Dr. & Wilson tburuUy. april 12. 1984 the lanthom 7 r------ARTS1 AND ENTERTAINMENT Review Mini albums receive max reviews French Horn and dictaphone Dance Island You know those rock and roll records able music for the meditation hour. The Waterboys combine the noe you've always heard about but nevei psychedelia of bands like the Teardrop thought existed-* The kind T V prea The mini album is the latest marketinq Oh OK - Furthermore What Explode with the English musichdll chers say cause genetic damage and make device for new talent. The mini album is DB Records tradition for a fun record. "A Girl mice explode in Ruck and Roll High a popular format because with only five Oh OK produces music as simple and Named Johnny” kicks off side one with School. Meal Circus is one of those or six songs it costs less to produce and uncomplicated as their name The six a jagged honky tonk piano riff and the recor ds. can be marketed at a higher profit. Inde songs on this record have a lyrical sing story of a girl who must decide whether After repeatr-d listenings Metal Circus pendent record labels have found they song quality reminiscent of nursery to change her ways or be changed try her dissolvr-s into catchy melodies and some can compete with major labels better by rhymes and folk songs. Vocalist Linda world All of the songs have catchy good social commentary "Real World" using this format. Hooper pushes her voice beyond its hooks and present mini dramas in their debunks the hardcore punk utopian limits in places, but it only enhances lyrics. It Should Have Been You" is dream of Anarchy while Deadly Skies" Jah Wobble The Edge ; Holgar Czukay - the stark honesty of her delivery. On most memorable for its passionate is an ant nuclear war song that questions Snake Charmer "Elain's Song” the group shows its dressing down of an old friend who had the value of protest The best song on Island Records collective strength. Hooper and bassist potential for greatness but settled for this record is the chilling ’ Diane." The Take a bass player who was in PIL, Lynda Stipe create a wistful tension be safe mediocrity. verse is a rapist s eye view of child snatch U2's nameless guitarist and a German tween their lead and harmony vocals I doubt that the Waterboys will be ing while the one word chorus captures experimental composer who used to be while the instrumental backing sets up this years Culture Club even if they have all the emotions of the childs parents in Can, put them together in a London a dreamlike ambiance. Furthermore the same "we’re having too much fun to All of this exists here if you can get recording studio and you get a concoc What is just the kind of record you need care" spirit, which could just cany them through the hypeisonic assault of root tion called Snake Charmer. Built on a after a hard day when all you really want through canal sans anasthetic guitars. This is no solid funk-soul foundation, Wobble and to do is relax. record for the faint of heart. It you turn company weave a Persian carpet of sound Husker Du - Metal Circus it up loud enough the paint may blister with such unexpected instruments as The Waterboys SST Records off your walls Will Madeline survive second season? JOHN KENNET ing like, say. "Three's Comp Charlie's best friend. Madeline's to it without reducing it to the Frankenstein," and "What’s Up Staff Writ nr a n y /' or "W e Got it Made." The best friend, of course, is Doris depths that the latter years of Doc." are not soon forgettable. There have been few comed show is one that might appeal to (Jessie Welles), who is Robert's "Laverne and Shirley" wallowed Lately it seems the word "fresh" ians, it seems, that have success a more mature audience. That's ex-wife. in. is lackinq in television comedy. fully made the transition from not to say that "Oh Madeline" Fans of Kahn's will not be Kahn is indeed a comic treas Although based on the BBC film to prime time television. has "adult themes." but that it disappointed in "Oh, Madeline." ure whose performances in show. "P ig In the M iddle," (a Lucille Bell comes to mind, but has a more subdued quality in She brings a Lucy-esque quality "Blazing Saddles," "Young See Madeline Page 8 her film career was not all that its physical slapstick-Kahn substantial. brings this quality out beuatiful Madeline Kahn, the canary ly. In one episode, Kahn went voiced redhead who garnered to visit the on-location set of a several Academy Award nomina film in her home town. The ac tions in the seventies, has made tress in the fiim was once ac PONDEROSA this transition to video remark quainted with her husband ably well. Her new ABC-tv pro (played by James Sloyan) and gram. "O h. Madeline" is a silly, Madeline has a few words for the FOR A DELICIOUS fun look at a ten-year-old marr actress. iage and the boredom that some She is not allowed on the set. times accompanies it. Madeline Seeing that the "gang" scene is “All-You-Can-Eat” Wayne (Kahn) is always looking about to be filmed, Madeline for something to spice up her dons a headband and ruffles her marriage. Deeper than this. clothing to get in to speak with Madeline is determined to come the actress. Being filmed, how to terms with middle age by ever, is a choreographed numb ^ EVERYTH IMG YOU EVER WAHTED FOR BREAKFAST blending new health drinks (her er-the film is a "West Side husband. Charlie, notes that one S torV '-like vehicle end Kahn drink tasted like the lawn), tak mugs her way through the chor ing gruelling aerobics classes eography wonderfully. It's a Choose from these delicious item s:-. with her best friend. Doris, and very funny scene and Kahn de Scrambled Eggs Spiced Apples Watermelon by fraquenting male strip joints serves a lot of credit. Bacon Pineapple Gelatin celled "H ip Adele's." The supporting cast works Sausage Peaches Citrus Salad Grapes Sliced Tomatoes For the most pert. "Oh. Mad well. James Sloyan has some Muffins Biscuits Stewed Prunes Grated Cheese eline" is dumb fun. However, good lines as Madeline's rom Cottage Fne3 Honey Dew Melon Strawberries the low-key. terse writino allows ance-novelist husband (he uses Gravy Honey Kahn to be at har wisecracking the pen-name "Crystal Love"). Weekend Features best and the show is not insult Louis Giambelvo plays Robert. •Waffles with fruit toppings • Chicken ala King- This breakfast feast will be served 7 days a week. PONDEROSA tbunday, apnl 12, 1984 gthelanthom 0 places to go , things to do... Come To The ------miscellaneous------ April 14, 10 p.m April 16 27 April 17, 8 p.m. Dance Kappa Aipba Psi Art Exhibit Represents C o n c e r i — Commons South Dining work of visual arts students Jazz Orhcestra & Small Jazz Room at GVSC Kirkhof Center Ensembles Louis Arm Art Gallery. strong Theatre Admission, April 14, 10 a m April 16, 9 a m 7 p.m. SI Laugh Olympics. Lubbers Registration Advance reg April 18 Stadium. stration for Sprirg/Summ- Student Leadership Ban April 15, 3 p m. er K.i knot Center Promen quet The sixth annual Ke Concert GVSC Concert ade nneth Vanderbush Student Band & Wind Ensemble April 16, 5 30 p m. Leadership Banquet Tick Louis Armstrong Theatre, Reception Presentation of ets, $7 Calder Fme Aits Center awaids for student art show April 19, 11 - 2 p.m. April 17, 5:15 p.m. Earth Day Observation — April 15, 7 Hi 9 p.m. Meeting Student Senate "How Long Until Midnight’ Movie "Making Love " meeting. Kirkhof Center Three part lecture series in Mantou. Free Starboard 144 Lake Michigan Hall bars/bands Alpine Lounge: G R , Green Apple: G R , Mountain Jack's: G R , "Alive & Well" 'Signal Band" "Andy Paul” KING Avalon: Gun Lake, Harley Hotel: G.R , Noel's Lark: G.R , "W.lshire" "John Shea Trio" "Just Disco" Howard Johnsons: G.R , Paolo's Livin' Room: G.R , LOVE Bogies: G.R., nMnt*im|Ml*V KJ* hswa» "Coverboy" "Souvenier" "Shiester" AWOWiCTOhOI fH> kCOlOPCqMhMW AN Ml THUS MftiM PftM MAKING lO V f Bow Tie Tavern: G R , Intersection: G R , Robert's Roost: G R , MKT MAI l O N 7KIAN • KATI JACKSON • MARRY K A M I IN MNDYHailfartf AimttMti hifav -ad toe AUlN AffaMI and "William's Brothers" "Passion" "Route Three" MflNBC* fctowghl b» DANNY SANTA !• Wrfa A KOTT OwrtfafaUhUlHmfa Akor fa ilOMIO DOM»A«h Bull winkles: Marne, Lako's the Other Place: G.R., Schoolhouse Inn: Lake Odessa. W « f * ! — — "Jerry Van" "Chapter Four" Log Cabin: G R , Silver Derby: G R , The Edge: G.R., S u n d a y "Th underbay" "Nite Hawk " "Gene M iller" April 15 G rarin'in the Brass: G R Middle Villa Inn: Middteville, Z's: G.R., "Bruce Early" "Jim Lowry” "Straten Brothers" 7K)0 & 9$0p.nu concerts 123 Manitou April 10: The Band Grand Rapids April 22: Elvis Cartello Cost Free 2nd Chance, Ann Ai txx April 14: Changing Bodies Sr Hill Auditorium, Ann Arbor SPONSORED BY th# Program Board Film & Lacture Commit t»« April 13: Jonny Winter 8i The Interiors — New Beat April 25: Ted Nugent Club. G/and Rapids. * L.C. Walker Arena, Muskegon. Jimmy Stagger - Devos Haii. FUNDED BY GVSC Student S#nat» National theatre company to present Shakespeare MOVIE GUIDE The National Shakespeare the country, so each member 8 p.m. in the Louis Armstrong Company will be performing of the company is a talented Theatre, Calder Fine Arts Cen "Much Ado About Nothing" performer. ter. Tickets are $5 each and at Giand Valley State College The performance at GVSC may be ordered by contacting on April 16. This play, often will he on Monday, April 16, at the GVSC Box Office. Alpine Twin: G.R., Studio 28 — G.R., referred to as one of Shake Splash (PG) Greystoke (PG) speare's "golden comedies." is THE FUNNEST. CRAZIEST, DIRTIEST, Romancing the Stone IPG) Splash (PG) a look at the love relationship MOST PERVERSELY BEAUTIFUL, Tank (PG) as found in two opposite sets SQENCE-FCnOR MOVIE EVER Misunderstood (PG) of lovers. Director John Camera Eastbrook Twin: G.R., Ice Pirates (PG) MADET-MM c M M il'll" has set the production during Greystoke (PG) Romancing the Stone (PG) Footloose (PG) the Napoleonic Era with its GENUINELY STARTLING! VISUALLY Unfaithfully Yours (PG) elegant language and dress. Against All Odds (R) The 12-member National BRERT AND ARRESTING, n . .tw Up the Creek (R) aisosam arc douxu jo upproocnc me cnginaiiTy Shspsspesre Company has been displayed ban. not to mention the color, toga. p* louring the United States and noncholonct , sly humor, and ferocious fashion Cinema Six: Grand Haven, Canada for twenty one years and — feat Malts N Y Tuoa 1 29th St. Quad - G.R.. Heart of Old (PG) V his played to 2'/-. million peep Racing with the Moon (PG) Greystoke (PG) Each spring 2,500 prospective Police Academy (R) Splash (PG) actors end actresses attend audi Z z Tank (PG) Police Academy (R) tions held in major cities across Terms of Endearment (PG) I Up the Creek (PG) o 0 Footloose (PG) * * The Last Unicorn (G) Madeline ((mown from page 7 •hjot £ £ Woodland: G.R. show where the husband WdS iu ui Phone 464-9074 Footloose (PG) decidedly adulterous). "Oh. Romancing the Stone (PG) Madeline" remains a fiesh. vital Z Z Moscow on the Hudson (R) American show NOW o o Where the Boys Are (R) Unfottunately. Oh, Made Hard to Hold (PG) line” is teetering on that thin, PLAYING precarious network tightrope where the ratings are neither North Kent: G.R., good nor bad. leaving the LiquidSky Footloose (PG) possibility of a second season Up the Creek (PG) pickup unsure just now. •hornet Ice Pirates (PG) ABC should hand "Oh. Against All Odds (R) Madeline" a big umbrella and 7.-00 & 9:15 Romancing the Stone (R) help It along into that second Angel (R) season. It will be worth it. tbunday. apnl 12, 1984 thelanthorng SPORTS1 Lakers face league leaders this weekend MATT CLARKE lost 8 6 against Grand Rapids Junior to win." tuite respectably, compiling a Sports Writer The second game showed College Rob Bennett pitched The day after their date with 71 L:RA. which should be low what the Lakers can do when the first game and came up a Northwood, Grand Valley takes enough Since it is supported by In the last five days, the they put it all together. They winner. 6 4 Jim Cash pitched on Hillsdale in another double the strong Grand Valley offense Grand Valley baseball team has pounded out 27 hits and out a complete game, three .hitter in header Hillsdale is in first place, attack Batting 302 as a team, played four games and com scored Ferris 23 6 Greg Suhaj the second game as Grand Valley and Captain Smith admitted, the Lakers have scored 91 runs pi'ed a three and one record. da was the most productive won handily, 5 1 "They're a hard team to beat in their first 18 games and have On Friday they split a double • Laker as he had an amazing This Friday the Lakers play it seems like they've always eight batters hitting over 300. header with Ferris State, but seven hits in ten at bats Rick host to Northwood. a team been a spoiler type of team " Mike Cupples, Rod Brunelle Guy should have come away with a Smith, Dave Greco, and Matt currently iieu with GV for But, he added, "We will be in Dumthan, Dave Ryan, Matt sweep. However, Ferris was Reno were the long ball stars second place However, team pretty good shape for that Reno, Dave Greco Greg Suhajda blessed with perfect timing in as they each had a circuit clout. captain Rick Smith says. "We game because we ll have Ochar and Chris Stankovich are all the first game, as they came up In addition. Smith and Reno should have no problem if we zak Spangler and Agar ready to over the magic .300 mark. with five hits, one of them a knocked in four rum a piece play our game." Although he pitch, and it's easy to play in Stankovich and Suhajda are both 3-run double the bases loaded, Yesterday the Lakers chalked added, "It's always tough to back of pitchers like that " over 400.hiltmg 441 and 400 and that proved to be the up two more wins as they took take a doubleheader That On the whole, 'the Laker's respectively. The Lakers are killing blow as Grand Valley both ends of a doubleheader second game is awfully hard pitching staff has performed currently 12 6 on the season. Onside with the Lakers Defense spells victory for Lakers may follow Tigers lead women's softball team SUE SHAUB KEVIN GRIFFITH Sports Editor Sports Writer The graphic below may look similar to last week's sketch done Potent pitching performances on the Detroit Tigers Baseball Team and in maoy aspects, they from the starting foui women are very similar to the Tigers of 1984. huilers and more than adequate The Lakers return with a number of strong returners, which is defensive play aided the wo an understatement in itself. But while Detroit teams have now be men's softball team in their come winners, not one Grand Valley varsity sport has claimed an two game sweep of the Dutch outright conference championship since Jim Harkema's unde women of Hope on Saturday feated football team in 1982. and respectable play against con There's no reason why the Laker ball team cant play the role ference powerhouse Wayne State the Lions did this.year and change all of that. In fact, despite a last Tuesday. strong GLIAC, there's no reason these guys shouldnt run away "We are playing much better." with the league title. piaised head coach Pat Bakei. Currently. Grand Valley is 1-1 in conference play and 12 6 "Our defense is really coming overall. Their one conference loss came at the hands of Ferris around, and the waim weather State on an 8-6 decision. Ferris State was one of the double is a boon to hitting and pitch header, the Lakers pounded the Bulldogs with a 23-6 defeat, and ing." dropped their record to 1-3 in the conference. The women scored three runs When these guys get mad, they get even. in the fust inning of the first The Lakers face probably their two biggest doubleheaders of game against the Dutchwomen the early season this Friday and Satuiday. On Friday, Grand Val on Satuiday/and it pioved to be ley wiH take on Northwood Institute who is also 1-1 in confer all they needed as they held on ence play. More importantly, is the game on Saturday against tor a 3 1 victory The scorinq came on a double by I isa GLIAC leadei Hillsdale College at 3-1. Both games will be played at home with the first game of each Vawtpr that put one runner Unthorn photo/gienn pvfbon across the plate. Jackie Dumkj contest starting at 1.00 p.m. Apparently Coach Pat Baker s on-the-field defensive instruction is Not to get away from the subject at hand, but Grand Valley's then followed by smashmq a working since the women Lakers took two from Hope Saturday. spring sports are probably the most ignored of any. This all start two run triple to give the margin ed when Grand Valley switched from trimesters to semesters four of victory. Hope also scoied in Tush Johnson was credited with years ago. Originally, classes were in session until the end of May the first inning as a base runnei the win. Dumka grabs or early June. Now was brought home on a walk. Last season brings back bad ' however. spring Annette Ulsich went the d»s memories for the women any GLIAC honors \ J I | sports are crammed tance for the women with two time the Tarters of Wayne Stale into a short month strike outs and four walks come into town Last year the "One of our goals was to when students are thinking Tarters destroyed the women play an errorless game against •bout finals, and seniors 19 0 and 9 2 Hope,” said Baker "and we are thinking about gradu "Wayne State is very tough realized that goal." ating. Last year they went to the In the second game against But for those who take NCAA playoffs and they have the Dutchwomen, the Lakers a break from studying and year round practices." men had to go into extra innings to decide to catch one of tioned Baker. capture a 5-4 win. Lisa Vawter the games this weekend, It was a different story this again showed her capacity at the herd core baseball will be year, however, as the Tarters plate as she smacked a double in something to see. squeaked out a 3 0 victory 2 2 the sixth to bring two runs home Grand Valley is capable tie. and allow the Lakers to pull of going 4-0 in the four In the first game. Wayne ahead 4-3. However. Hope tied pmes to be played. Crowd State scored all their runs in it on a triple in the seventh the first inning. support will only netp the Jackie Dumka. a 6*8" junior which brought on an extra "We were a little nervous and Lakare and prow to be a from Warran Mott, poundad inning, in the eighth. Vawter made some mistakes.*' men “home fiekT six Hitt in 12 at bon last waak managed to get on second with tioned Baker. inducting a fiva for savan. to a base hit and steal, and Deb The first game saw two fine Me Lemore grabbed the glory as land Grand Vakay to ewaap she Masted the run scoring single. aw Woman, page 10 over Hope Saturday. lOihelanlhorn ! bun Jay, april 12, 1984 Suhajda GLIAC Player of the Week Greg Shuhajda, a junior* from Warren M ott, collected 10 hits in 18 hats last week in cluding a home run, two dou bles, and eight runs-batted-in. Seven of his hits came in a ARDEN’S doubleheader split with Fer ris State on Saturday. PHOTO‘ MART/AUDiO'VISUAL INC. 1000 W Fulton • Grand Rapids. Ml 49504 • Phone (616)456-7881 Women hurlers sweep Hope p ° ™9 collegiate pitching per for mances on a double by AnnetteUlasich. if it makes a difference in the Roxanne S/czesniak of Wayne The Tarters scored single runs conference," informed Baker State threw a one hitter and in the sixth and seventh innings The women will take their Laker Tiacy Morris allowed no to tie it 2 2 and the game was 3 2 1 record to Saginaw Valley earned runs. called due to darkness on Wednesday, and they travel DOUMA < ty t In the nightcap, the women to the Lake Michigan CC tourna u < iO & S L iivrvC went up 2 0 in the second inning "We'll play the extra innings ment this weekend 314 E. Pulton Grand Rapid*, Michigan 40503 — • MT M CAMS MMOreMKM • art supplies • MTorauff* •MAtoe iieean Now is your chance to become the • i u m e e t • narrate* mmKTATOA I , • drafting supplies • M W M tru M e M H M U • CONTI • STM Tiem MU0UCTS 1984-85 Grand Valley State • custom framing • CAfKMT C4M0MMN» • IMA • ru c u n w i • N a H o o e n u o MOM COM 10 • Neaeewwtae THE GREAT LAKER IS..... • rosna toots • IACT0 “ GREAT LAKER” • HUMKIT HUMS • iM ra « The Great Laker is the mascot of Grand Val-' ley State College. The purpose of the Great Laker is two fold: 1) to represent Grand Val Free Parking •ey at athletic functions (namely Football and 10% Student Discount 4 5 8 - 9 3 9 3 Basketball games) and 2; io promote school spirit. Selection process The selection process consists of: 1) evalua tion of application, 2) interview with Cheer leading Coach and/or members of the Selec tion Committee, and 3) performance at the Grand Spring Blue/White Football game. Applica tion deadline is April 20, 1984. Interviews will be scheduled at the time application is • * 'UV«U . Requirements 1. Must be a full-time undergraduate student. 2. Must be an out going, enthusiastic and re n p to . sponsible individual. 3. Must attend all home Football and Basket Nou accepting applications for Summer and Fall ball games as well as any away games a t . tended by the Cheerteading Squad. 1984-85 You may pick up applications at the 4. Must be willing to attend other college office (Muskegon2)atany time. All applications functions, i.e. Pep rally*, Family Day activ must be in by April 13t 1984 ities, etc. Summer rata* 5. Must be willing to attend Chaerleading 1 bedroom.. $610.00 r practice* when requested to by the Cheer 2 bedroom..$680.50 f o r entUS Summer leading Coach. 6. Must file an application w ith the Cheerlead F e ll rate* 1 bedroom..S380./montti \ ing Coach. 2 bedroom..$650./month 7. Must interview with the Cheerleading Coach and/or the Selection Committee. 12 month lee**-(No So Meeting) 1 bedroom-$3 IS./month 8. Must attend and perform at the Blue/White 2 bedroom..$440./month Spring Football game. 9 Must supply own uniform for the Blue/ contact Dave at 896*6361 for further information. M i m i iTIE* INCLUDED u o « it ohonal White game only. Applicotions ApdKauon* available at athletic office and Financial A-d Office Remember at Grand Valley your rent per month DEADLINE for application is Friday, ’April 20th won't go up when utility costs do! BASEBALL SOFTBALL Rased on 20 o* m ore at hat* Greet Lakes Conference Standings Wayne State 3-1, Saginaw Valley 1 2 Greet Lakes Conference Standings AB R H 2b 3h HR SB BR SO RBI BA GLIAC Ovarall Saginaw Valley 11-4 Siena Height* GLIAC Ovarall G Bradeen 5 12 3 6 1 4 3 500 W L W L 3 1 W L w Dum ka 6 6 2 4 3 2 2 316 Hillsdale • 3 1 3 2 Aquinas 8 2. G rand Valley 0-0 Wayne State 1 0 19 2 V aw ter 5 4 2 2 2 3 5 5 308 Grand Valley 1 1 12 6 This Week * Games Ferns State 1 1 13 Charier 6 19 3 4 1 1 711 N o rth w o o d 1 1 4 8 * F rida y Lake Superior 1 1 Me Lem ore 6 15 1 3 2 5 1 3 200 Wayne State 1 1 - Northwood at G rand Valley, 1pm Hillsdale 0 0 0 0 Ulasich 6 16 3 3 1 1 1 4 4 18H Ferris State 1 3 6 10 Saginaw Valley at Ferri* State, Ip m N o rth w o o d 0 0 1 1 Johnson 6 17 2 2 1 1 1 2 118 Hillsdale at Wayne State, 1p m Saginaw Valley 0 0 0 0 Baker 6 21 2 2 2 2 095 Las: Week * Result* Satu rday Grand Valley 0 1 3 2 Hillsdale 5 19. Ferris State 4 / Sagmaw Valley at Northwood. 1 pm Hillsdale 2 0. Northwood 1 2 Ferris State at Wayne State. 1p m Ferris State 8 6 Grand Valley 4-23 Hillsdale at Grand Valley 1 p m CAMPUS RECREATION Based on 20 or m od at bats (stats do not include GRJC game) G AB R H 2b 3b HR BB SO RBI SR BA INDOOR TRACK & FIELD men), D'ane Monk. 9’11 tonya Ros*. Tish Fo*Ver. Price, S tankovich 13 34 9 15 1 - 5 - 4 2 441 RELAYS RESULTS 3200m RELAY Rich Klamfoth. (Speedster Women). 1 02 81 Suhaida 14 45 17 18 2 - 3 7 5 13 3 400 Doug Cummings. Al Mason. Rich 4 Greco 14 37 7 13- 2 - 1 16 9 3 351 SHOT PUT Kevin Dungey, 50' Murmurian. (Pi Kappa Phi). 10 45 50m SHUTTLE SPRINT RELAY 349 Reno 14 23 10 8 - - 2 9 6 10 1 9V\ Frank Ware 50 2 V . Dan 08 Kevin Dungey. Frank Ware. David R yan 13 28 8 9 1 1 - 8 3 5 2 321 Lucas. 406V , (Women) Aion/a 40 0m RELAY David Ellis. Kevin Ellis. Richardson, (Speedsters). 28 Du ni than 11 25 7 8 3 - - 6 5 2 5 320 Matthews. 25'9%" Dungey. Frank Ware. Richardson 49, Doub Cummings, Eric Yearling. B runelle 15 48 11 15 4 - 3 6 9 7 5 313 HIGH JUMP Doug Cummings. Rich Murmurian. Rich Klamfoth. Cupples 13 42 6 13 3 1 1 5 2 10 - 310 5'6". David Ellis. 5'4'\ Kevin Dun (Speedsters). 51 05 . Eric Yearling. (Pi Kappa Phi), 29 59: (Women) 4 S m ith 13 43 6 12 2 - 1 3 3 8 279 gey. 5 '2 V Douq Cummings Rich Klamfoth. Latonya Ross. Aion/a Matthews, Reid 12 22 5 6 2 - - 8 2 4 2 273 LONG JUMP Rich Murmurien. Rtch Murmurian. (Pi Kappa Phi), Diane Monk. Tish Fowler. (Speed H oving 17 34 4 4 2 1 - 7 8 8 2 118 1 T 7 % " . David EHi*. 15114''. (Wo 52 89. (Women) Diane Monk, La ster Women), 33 26 Ocharzak, Suhajda lead Lakers ------from page 9 Why are the Laker sluggers of 1984 so good, good enough to ing named player of the week ir the GLIAC. Suhajda boasts a an error on the defensive end. be even mentioned in the same light of the Detroit Tigers? .400 batting average in 25 attempts, two doubles, three home Here's why. runs, and five stolen bases. Overall, this Laker squad doesn't look -Dave Ocharzak heads up the Laker hurlers as the ace pitcher. -N o t to be outdone, teammate Chi is Stankovich has a .441 to shabby. Although the semester is wind In five starts Ocharzak has four wins and no losses. He has only batting average. Rod Brunelle posted a 313 average after 18 ing down, the conference baseball season allowed eight runs in 27 innings for a 2.63 earned run average games, and catcher Dave Greco is starting off well with a average is just getting underway -Pitcher Jim Cash is following Ocharzak nicely after a recent in 37 at bats. 5 1 decision against Giand Rapids Junior College, a three hitter. -Grand Valley has an overall team batting average of .302. I think what we need is a good dose of -Pitcher Randy Spangler's 0-3 record certainly doesn't reflect -They've also been nearly flawless in the field with a team Laker Baseball Fever. Get out the ther the effort given in his 20 innings pitched Count on more wins re fielding percentage of .953. mometer because these guys just might corded in the future and a lowered 4.95 earned run average. -O ut of the players who have competed in 10 or more games, do the trick to heat the season up -T hird baseman Greg Suhajda is having a banner year after be Stankovich, Rick Smith, and Brad Garmhausen have yet to make HELP WANTED Pregnant? Need help? CaN 1 6 0 0 B-E-T-H-A-N-Y. Bethany Lifeline. NEED CASH? Earn $500* each Me Cera. school year, 2 4 (flexible) hours par week placing and friling posters on RESEARCH PAPCRSI SOS page campus. Serious workers only; wo — |g g ----- 1SJ7S toptaal Rush give recommendations. Call now S2. RESEARCH. 11322 Idaba, for summar ft next fall. 1-800 No. 20EM, Lae Angdaa S002S. 243-6679. (211) 477-S23S. _____ MISCELLANEOUS_____ Female Roommate needed tor sum mer and fail— $130. Include* utili Positive energy tablets, stimulants ties. 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A preliminary 456-7543 between 8:00a.m. and game will be played at 6:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m. or 245-0849 after 6:00 p.m., or, Grandville Brown TICKETS are: Adults $3.50, between 8:00 a m. and 5:00 p.m $4.00 at door, $2.50 for Child at 456-4860, or 459-5009 after ren, $3.00 at door. Tickets may 6:00 p.m. COLLEGE ALL STARS PRO STARS Michael Mohn (6*8" 218 lbs.) Danny "Butch" Walker(6*3") Oakland University Arkansas Pine Bluff John Kendzicky (6 7 " 225 lbs.) Earnie Johnson (6'8") Grand Valley State College University of Michigan Tick Vryhof (6'3" 185 lbs) Mark Leighton (6'9") Aquinas College Ferris State College Herb Bostic (6*5" 195 lbs) Waymon Britt (6'4") Wayne State University University of Michigan Haywood Bracey (6'4" 190 lbs) Erv Giddings (6'8") Wayne State University University of Dayton Todd Schuiling (6'3" 170 lbs) Val Bracey (6'3") Hope College Central Michigan University Jeff Heerdt (6 7" 205 lbs) Doug Taatjes (6'6") Hope College Calvin College DougChappel (6 7 " 210 lbs) Melvin McLaughlin (6'0") University of Detroit Central Michigan University Ben Tower (6'8"205 lbs) Marty Grassmeyer (6*8") Michigan State University Calvin College Greg Pruitt (32) and former teammate John Kendzicky were chosen as two of the TA-WA-SI All Stars to compete against the Pro Stars on Saturday. Phil Blevint (6 7 " 210 lbs) Walker D. Russell (6*5 ") Eastern Michigan University Western Michigan University Roosevelt Pritchett (6'3" 180 lbs) Thad Garner (6 7 ") ^ Housing office presents Mississippi Valley State University of Michigan Gregg Pruitt (6*3" 185 lbs) Dennis Bell (6'6") Grand Valley State College Drake University Coach: Glenn VanWieren Coach: Willie McCarter Hope College Laugh Olympic^355' April 13th Sunday April 15th 1:00pm. Lubbers Stadium BOSTON CELTICS -Mck race -obstacle* race -centipede run -egg tow v/s -swim fin -retread relay -piggyback-* wheelbarrow -shoe scramble relay DETROIT PISTONS :Free T-shirt for each participant $10.°° Includes :Co-ed event-4 person teams, -roundtrip transportation 2male 2female :Entry deadline-April 13th f •ticket in lower arena * 5:00pm. ★ cash only For more information contact: : Entry forms available- Danny Walker x3604 Student activities office Andy Beachnan x3600 Hurry! First 12 teams Last game of the the season