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************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Fuzz Buzz, P.10 * Film Shorts, P.23 * Free Will Astrology, P.28 cascadia REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA WHATCOM*SKAGIT*ISLAND*LOWER B.C. {01.01.14}{#01}{V.09}{FREE} DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS MR. CRANKY'S YEAR IN REVIEW, P.8 NIGHT LIGHTS: The beauty of darkness, P.16 INDIGO GIRLS: Music with a message, P.18 If you’re looking for big ideas for your big day, 30 attend the 21st annual FOOD FOOD cascadia Bridal Inspirations 24 Wedding Expo Sun., Jan. 5 at the Lakeway Inn B-BOARD B-BOARD Conference Center A glance at what’s happening this week 22 22 FILM DANCE Tropical Escape Dance: 7-10pm, Presence Studio 18 MUSIC Halleck Street Ramblers: 2-5pm, VFW Hall MUSIC BUG Jam: 3-5pm, St. James Presbyterian Church Festival of Music Welcome Home Concert: 16 7:30pm, Christ the Servant Lutheran Church ART COMMUNITY Resolutions Mini-Workshops: 11am-4pm, Village 15 Books STAGE GET OUT Skagit Eagle Festival: Throughout the day, 14 throughout eastern Skagit County Hatchery Tours: 10am-3pm, Marblemount Fish Hatchery GET OUT Sea Float Scramble: 11am, Seawall Park, Langley 12 SUNDAY [01.05.14] WORDS ONSTAGE Charlotte’s Web: 2pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Dynamo: 8pm, Upfront Theatre 8 FOOD Explore the world of a grumpy hot air balloon at THURSDAY [01.02.14] Community Breakfast: 8am-1pm, Rome Grange CURRENTS CURRENTS an opening reception for Mat Hudson’s “Pop, the ONSTAGE WORDS 6 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Writer’s Resolutions Mini Workshops: 12-5pm, Balloon” exhibit during the downtown Bellingham Theatre Village Books VIEWS The Project: 10pm, Upfront Theatre Art Walk Jan. 3 at Make.Shift Art Space COMMUNITY 4 Bridal Inspirations Wedding Expo: 12-5pm, Lakeway Inn Conference Center MAIL MAIL FRIDAY [01.03.14] COMMUNITY TUESDAY [12.31.13] ONSTAGE 2 GET OUT Skate Party: 1-4pm, Lynden Skateway Harold: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Skagit Eagle Festival: Throughout the day, ONSTAGE New Year’s Eve Celebration: 4pm-1am, Hotel 48 Hour Theater Festival: 8pm and 10pm, iDiOM DO IT IT DO throughout eastern Skagit County New Year’s Eve Shows: 7pm, 9pm, and 11pm, Bellwether Theater Lake Samish Runs: 10am, Samish Park Upfront Theatre Crush the Ball: 6pm, Ferndale Events Center Games Galore: 10pm, Upfront Theatre Hatchery Tours: 10am-3pm, Marblemount Fish DANCE GET OUT WORDS Hatchery 01.01.14 Midnight in Paris Dance: 8pm-1am, Bellingham Ring of Fire: 7pm, Birch Bay Beach Missing Piece Author Talks: 6pm, Chihuahuas, Dance Company Ferndale Gala Contra Dance: 8pm-1am, Norway Hall FOOD [01. .14] .09 MONDAY 06 01 NYE Salsa Dance: 8pm-1am, BAAY Incognito Dinner: 8pm, Ciao Thyme VISUAL ARTS # Gallery Walk: 6-9pm, throughout downtown ONSTAGE MUSIC Anacortes Guffawingham: 8pm, Green Frog Silver City Band: 2-5pm, Jansen Art Center, WEDNESDAY [01.01.14] Art Walk: 6-10pm, throughout downtown Bell- Lynden ingham WORDS Yogoman Burning Band: 6pm and 9:30pm, The GET OUT Poetrynight: 8pm, Bellingham Public Library Green Frog Resolution Run & Polar Dip: 11am, Lake Padden New Year’s Eve Gala: 7:30pm-1am, Skagit Valley Park SATURDAY [01.04.14] CASCADIA WEEKLY Casino Resort Polar Bear Plunge: 12pm, Birch Bay Beach TUESDAY [01.07.14] Polecat: 8pm, Wild Buffalo ONSTAGE 2 The Atlantics: 9pm, Semiahmoo Resort Charlotte’s Web: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild COMMUNITY Harold: 8pm, Upfront Theatre TED Talk Tuesday: 7pm, Explorations Academy WORDS 48 Hour Theater Festival: 8pm and 10pm, iDiOM Note of Thanks: 10:30am-12pm, Bellingham Public SEND YOUR LISTINGS TO Theater GET OUT Library [email protected] Games Galore: 10pm, Upfront Theatre Cross-Country Skiing Basics: 6pm, REI EXPLORE AT SWINOMISH CASINO &LODGE CASINO SWINOMISH AT Earn a shirt and keep thepoints. 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Open 4pm-11pm 3 CASCADIA WEEKLY #01.09 01.01.14 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 12 GET OUT 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 MUSIC 18 FILM 22 B-BOARD 24 FOOD 30 Contact THISWEEK Cascadia Weekly: ` 360.647.8200 30 Editorial FOOD FOOD Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson `ext 260 24 { editor@ mail cascadiaweekly.com TOC LETTERS STAFF Arts & Entertainment B-BOARD B-BOARD Editor: Amy Kepferle ext 204 {calendar@ 22 22 cascadiaweekly.com FILM FILM Music & Film Editor: Happy New Year, Colorado! Starting Jan. 1, the state will Carey Ross be the first in the nation to open recreational pot stores. ext 203 18 Washington state—which also legalized the plant in late {music@ 2012—should pay attention to how they regulate the drug cascadiaweekly.com MUSIC from seed to sale, as we’re not far behind the (high) times. Production 16 Art Director: ART Jesse Kinsman VIEWS & NEWS {jesse@ 4: Mailbag kinsmancreative.com 15 Graphic Artists: 6: Gristle & Views Stefan Hansen STAGE 8: Dubious achievements {stefan@ cascadiaweekly.com 10: Police blotter, Index Send all advertising materials to 14 [email protected] 11: Last week’s news Advertising GET OUT ARTS & LIFE Account Executive: 12: Loving your libraries Scott Pelton 360-647-8200 x 202 12 14: Resolution resolve { spelton@ cascadiaweekly.com WORDS 15: Setting the stage Stephanie Young 16: Go toward the light 360-647-8200 x 205 { stephanie@ 8 18: Dynamic duo cascadiaweekly.com DUST IN THE WIND the notion that a capping surfactant will solve 20: Clubs Distribution Floyd McKay’s article on coal dust remediation the problem. CURRENTS CURRENTS 22: Coen bros strike again efforts may be too optimistic. The article seemed —Abe Jacobson, Bellingham Distribution Manager: to accept the premise that a surface coating 6 23: Film Shorts Scott Pelton 360-647-8200 x 202 above the coal in a coal-train wagon will reliably SHOUT IT FROM ROOFTOPS { spelton@ prevent fugitive coal dust. It’s certainly a sign of the times when your pa- VIEWS REAR END cascadiaweekly.com Unfortunately, this coating is not likely to per can have two mentions of the huge division 24: Bulletin Board Whatcom: Erik Burge, 4 work reliably. The coal trains all travel westward between wealthy and the rest of us in this coun- 4 Stephanie Simms, 25: Wellness Robin Corsberg with full coal loads through the Columbia Gorge. try in two such entirely different styles. MAIL MAIL MAIL MAIL This canyon has a predictable wind, 50-60 mph, One is the calm, moderate column by Robert 26: Crossword Skagit: Linda Brown, flowing eastward during the warmer six months Reich, who once again tells of the recent and 2 27: Sudoku, Comix Barb Murdoch Canada: Kristi Alvaran of the year. (It is this predictable wind that ever -widening gulf between über-rich and the DO IT 28: Free Will Astrology makes the Columbia Gorge North America’s pre- rest of us that has slowly turned our great nation 29: Advice Goddess Letters mier wind-surfing mecca.) into a banana republic without the bananas. Send letters to letters@ The westbound coal train, opposed by the The second is the strident, tempestuous, soul- 30: Meatless Mondays (or not) cascadiaweekly.com. eastbound wind, creates a relative air speed of baring letter by Richard Morgan on the ethical 01.01.14 ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Fuzz Buzz, P.10 * Film Shorts, P.23 * Free Will Astrology, P.28 cascadia at least 100 mph over the coal surface at the collapse of the Democratic Party. I used to dis- REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA WHATCOM*SKAGIT*ISLAND*LOWER B.C. {01.01.14}{#01}{V.09}{FREE} top of each coal wagon. This has been observed count such letters as the ramblings of the imbal- DUBIOUS .09 ACHIEVEMENTS 01 ©2013 CASCADIA WEEKLY (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by MR. CRANKY'SKYS YEYEARAR by eyewitnesses to peel off the surface coating, anced, but, here again a sign of the times, I’m IN REVIEW, P.8 # Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. Direct all correspondence to: Cascadia Weekly PO Box 2833 Bellingham WA 98227-2833 | Phone/Fax: 360.647.8200 resulting in clouds of coal dust blowing off the inclined to agree with Morgan and fervently hope [email protected] NIGHT LIGHTS: The beauty of train. Less visually dramatic but no less signifi- Reich’s contentions gain some foothold in the Though Cascadia Weekly is distributed free, please take just one copy. Cascadia darkness, P.16 INDIGO Weekly may be distributed only by authorized distributors. Any person removing GIRLS: Music with a cant for public health, the destroyed coating is national psyche. He has been on the talk shows papers in bulk from our distribution points risks prosecution message, P.18 SUBMISSIONS: Cascadia Weekly welcomes freelance submissions. Send material then incapable of suppressing fugitive dust for and written marvelous op-ed pieces, but seems to either the News Editor or A&E Editor. Manuscripts will be returned if you include a stamped, self-addressed envelope. To be considered for calendar list- COVER: Illustration by Dario all the rest of the train’s journey through popu- to be ignored by the public in general. ings, notice of events must be received in writing no later than noon Wednesday Castillejos lous Western Washington. I’m afraid more of us are going to have to emu- the week prior to publication.