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Jan. 31, 1985 Unlvel'sity of MIs.ourl·St. Louis Issue 503 Purchase of CNC property is considered

Sharon Kubatzky editor-in-chief UMSL officials are "gathering information" about the possible purchase of the now-defunct Cardinal Newman College property. Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman told faculty members last Thursday that he would consider purchasing the 18- acre campus primarily for its dormitory space. Grobman said he could make no estimate of how much the property might cost. "This is_just very early exploration," Grobman said in an interview Tuesday. "A piece of property adjacent to our campus has-become available, and we'll take a close look at it." Grobman said that students, especially those in the optometry and graduate programs and foreign students, had expressed interest in dormitory living in surveys done here. The Newman campus is located across from UMSL at 7701 S. Florissant Road. The Milwaukee-based DeRance Corp. purchased the land and assisted college officials in establishing the school in 1977. On Jan. 15, a U.S. ban­ kruptcy judge denied motions to keep the financially­ strapped college open. Grobman said that officials here would have an appraisal of the property done, and determine what the Cedric R. Anders on cost might be, Then a proposal would be made to the UM Board of Curators. NEW ACQUISITION?: UMSL officials are considering purchasing the land and buildings of Cardinal New­ Missouri Gov. John D. Ashcroft announced a proposal man College, now closed. The college is adjacent to UMSL across South Florissant Road. The. buildings last week that would allocate some $94 million for state include classroom space and dormitory housing for about 150 students. universities and colleges for new buildings and facilities. See "Purchase," page 3 Scholarships available to students here Several scholarships have tary evidence of the ancestor's to the foundation at 8001 Clayton origin. achievement, institutional been made available for college service during WWI. They also Road, Suite B, St. Louis, Mis­ The scholarships pay for tui­ nomination board recommenda­ students at UMSL and in the St. must provide an affidavit which souri, 63117 , or call 725-7990. tion, laboratory fees, on-campus tion (university officials, Army Louis area. shows their direct descent from educational fees , and a standard officers, and one senior ROTC The Lucia Kramer Collins the individual, and they must be * * * amount from which may be cadet). physical fitness, activi­ Memorial Scholarship is open to admitted or currently enrolled purchased textbooks, classroom ties, and the professor of UMSL students who returned to students at UMSL. Financial Army ROTC at UMSL is begin­ supplies and equipment. Also­ military science college as part of a Significant needs and academic records are ning its scholarship drive. The included is a tax-free subsis­ recommendation. lifestyle or career change and also important. The application program, begun in 1964 , offers tence allowance of up to $1 ,000 UMSL ROTC has also been are the sole support of them­ deadline is April 15. awards for three and two each school year that the granted two scholarships re­ selves and one or more depen­ For information on those 'academic years. The three-year scholarship is in effect. served for qualified UMSL dents. Applicants must be scholarships, call the Office of scholarships are offered to Three UMSL students were students. One is a three-year enrolled in a regular course of Student Financial Aid at advancing freshmen and the two­ awarded scholarships last yea'r, award for a student seeking a study at UMSL seeking a 553- 5526. year to advancing sophomores. one female and two males. business administration or bachelor'S degree. They must The Scholarship Foundation of These scholarships are awarded Students need not be currently . science degree. The other is a have completed sufficient higher St. Louis allows students to on a competitive basis regard­ enrolled in ROTC to apply. Selec­ undergraduate work to qualify borrow up to $2 ,000 a year, inte-. less of race, color or national tion is based on college academic See "Scholarships," page 3 for a degree within four rest free. The loans may be used additional semesters . . for tuition or for general school They must also demonstrate expenses. They may be renewed financial need and must carry annually on evidence of satisfac­ New' wO'rk ·program begins close to full-time academic tory work and continued need. work experience to supplement plan before approaching an loads. The deadline for applica­ Chuck Weithop Repayment will be made in reporter their education," said Robert instructor for faculty supervi­ tion is May 31. regular installments beginning Powell, of the SWAP office. sion. Students should also con­ UMSL students who are de­ one year after leaving school. The Student Work Assignment Powell said that students sult with their employer about scendants of honorably dis­ The entire loan is to be repaid Program has developed the "Do this chance for academic credit, charged veterans of World War I without interest within six years It Yourself Academic Indepen­ interested in the program should start planning early for the so the employer may assist may be eligible for the LaVerne after leaving school. dent Study Program." Under this where able. Noyes Scholarship, which covers These loans are available for program, students will be able to upcoming summer and fall incidental and activities fees for full- or part-time college work, receive 1 to 3 hours of academic semesters. He said the SWAP office will assist, but most of the Anyone interested can get an academic year (fall and winter professional and/or vocational credit for supervised projects more information about the "Do semesters) or a summer training, and graduate work. The relating their academic major work of setting up the project will be the student's responsibility. It Yourself Academic Indepen­ session. deadline for applications is and outside employment. dent Study Program" and other Applicants must be U.S. April 1. We are trying to direct more Powell also recommended SWAP programs at the SWAP citizens, and furnish documen- To obtain an application, write ' students to the use of relevant that a student come up with a office, Room 346 Woods Hall. ~in t h is issue--:-·--:------,

Continuing saga Picture perfect Falling scores Stroke • editorials...... page 4 The Chess Club debate con­ Arthur Witman's fascinating The Rivermen dropped two The UMSL swimmers will face features/arts ...... page 6 tinues. E. Tom Kuefler now photojournalism career is games to Southeast Missouri tough competition in the St. classifieds ...... page 8 plans to appeal the Student now benefiting the UMSL and Central Missouri state Louis Invitational this around UMSl...... page 9 Court's decision. community. universities last week. weekend. sports ...... page 10 page 3 page 6 page 10 page 12 page 2 CURRENT Jan. 31 , 1985 ---:- umsl u}!date--, Workshops to assist students in filling out financial forms CPA course set UMSL's Office of Student tions for completing American lead pencil. r t ) I ' ", 1 d Financial Aid will offer College Testing's Family All sessions will be held at Candidates for the certified public accountant's examination workshops for students and Financial Statement. 'the J.C. Penney Building. Day will have the opportunity to prepare through an intensive 11-week area residents who would like sessions, in Room 72 from 10 course at UMSL offered by Continuing Education-Extension assistance in filling out finan­ Officials of the office suggest a.m. to noon, will be held on the beginning Feb. 12 through April 27 . cial aid forms for the upcoming that persons attending bring following dates: March 4, 11 , 18 Class will meet twice weekly from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. in the J .C. school year. the parents' and student's com­ and 25 and April 1. Evening Penney Building, The workshops will highlight pleted 1984 1040 federal and sessions, in Room 229 from 6 to The review will cover all required areas of the CPA ·exam. the various types of financial state tax forms, any 1984 untax- 8 p.m., are scheduled for the Simulated exam sesssions will be included. ., aid for which students can able income statements following dates: Feb. 27 , March Registration fee for the entire course is $560. Students may apply for the academic year (AFDC, Social Security 6, 13 , 20 and 27 . enroll for portions of the exam course as well. Fee for the theory­ "1985-86. Each workshop will benefits or Veterans' benefits, For more information, call practice portion is $437 ; for the auditing portion it is $168; and for also give step-by-step instruc- for example) and a No. 2 soft Jim Brune at 553-6397. the business law portion it is $168 . To register or for more information, call Clark Hickman, UMSL Continuing Education ·Extension, 553- 5961. Business Day offers information ' The Student Policy Committee within the bUSiness school, and was formed to provide a liaison Breast cancer will sponsor a "Business Infor­ the different organizations here. between students and faculty mation Day" program in Representatives from the dif­ members, according to Roth: February. ferent programs will be on hand seminar planned The purpose of the program is along'with advisers from both the to offer information to students undergraduate and graduate Correction A Saturday seminar titled " Breast Cancer: Constructive business programs. A-p proaches to Emotional and Social Healing" will be offered by about all facets of the School of q Business Administration at The event will take place on In last week's Current, there UMSL's Continuing Education-Extension on Feb. 16 from 9 a.m. to Monday, Feb. 11, in the Univer­ was an 'error in the photo caption 12:30 p.m. UMSL, according to Robert Roth, a member of the committee. sity Center from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. on page one. Joanne Fountain is The seminar will focus on the specific steps women go through Roth said stUdents will be able and in the Evening College office teaching a course in self defense from the discovery of a lump to the ongoing process of life­ lobby, 324 Lucas Hall, from 5:30 on Tuesday evenings; her title monitoring their health. Emotional and social concerns for each to find answers to questions about their schedules or degree to 7 p.m. was incorrectly reported. Foun­ step in the model will be discussed. The Student Policy Committee tain is a black belt in karate. Fee for the course is $18. . . programs, various fields of study Call 553- 5511 for more information or to register. Youth sports class offered SEMES I ER IN SPAIN A Youth Sports Program that includes swimming, gymnastics Not just for Spanish majors only, but for everyone: beginners, "in between" and team sports will be offered on Saturday mornings from Feb. 2 .students, and advanced. Put some excitement into your co"eg~ career!! through April 27 at UMSL. BEGINNER OR ADVANCED - Cost is about the Live with a Spanish family, attend classes The program is open to children 5 through 12. Classes will meet same as a semester in a U.S. college:$3,480. four hours a day, four days a week, four from 9 to 11 a.m. in the Mark Twain Building on the UMSL Price includes jet round trip to Seville from months. Earn 16 hrs. of credit (equivalent to 4 New York, room, board, and tuition com­ semesters taught in U.S. colleges over a two campus. plete. Government grants and loans may be year time span). Your Spanish studies will be Participants will be divided into three age groups, each with a applied towards our programs. enhanced by opportunities not available in a maximum of 50 students. Instructors will be UMSL education U.S. classroom. Standardized tests show our students und er the supervision of physical education faculty. ------, students' language skills superior-to students F·6 I completing two year programs in U.S. Cost of the program is $28 for one child and $24 for each I Advanced courses also. ' additional child in the same family. college you attend , Hurry, it takes a lot of time to make all ar­ For information or to register, call 553-5226. rangements.

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" Center Info Desk by Feb. 8. ., ., It's free! 2:00 P.M. ., " Sunday, February 3, 1985 ., "f1fi___ ,,_ •• I!111 _.,_ ••__ ._ • .,_ .,,__ ,,~~.,_ ~.,~~.~~., ., " ., AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION INSTITUTION " ., " " " ., " " ., ., " ., " " Jan. 31, 1985 CURRENT page 3 Kuefler will appeal Student Court's decision he would not repay the funds sion. He said he would take no ing the decision of the court. sen ted the court with documents SharoD Kubatzky action in the case unless editor-in-chief "under the present circumstan­ "I think [Kuefler's] respect for showing that Bercker and others ces." Kuefler did not attend that specificaUy asked by the Student law and order should extend to "illegitimately overthrew the E. Thomas Kuefler will appeal hearing or a previously Co urt. "It's a student matter," the decision of the court," he legitimately recognized presi­ the decision of the Student Court scheduled one. he said. said. dent of the UMSL Chess Club involving a dispute over funds John Nations, chief justice of He added that he would sug­ Kuefler, a member of the [Kuefler] last September, but generated by the Chess Club the court, said Kuefler would be gest that if Kuefler did not repay University Senate, has been said the court refuse'd to consider here. allowed to present his side of the the funds, that the court take the vocal in attempts to attack what the documents on a Kuefler, former president of case on Monday at 2 p.m. issue to the Student Assembly, of he claims is corruption on the technicality. the student organization, was Kuefler said that an election which the court is a branch. campus. He has suggested the The funds in question were ordered last week by the Student held last year, in which he was Nation said he could not com­ formation of a student group to collected from fees during tour­ Court to repay by Feb. 1 $313 .35 voted out of office, was illegal. ment on what action the court address the problem ' of naments held by the club and in funds collected from tour­ He added . that there was would take if Kuefler lost the "burnoutism. " were kept in a bank account off naments held by the group. The "definite evidence" that the appe·al and did not repay the Kuefler said he did not attend campus in Kuefler's name. suit was brought by Pascal court had made a biased decision money. "I have every confidence the hearing because of a pressing J ohnn Tucci also supplied infor- Bercker, current Chess Club because it ruled without hearing Mr. 'Kuefler will do the right family matter. He said he pre- . mation for this story. president. Kuefler's testimony. thing," he added. Kuefler said Friday that he Dan L. Wallace, associate dean Student Association President was "shocked and appalled" by of student affairs, serves as Greg Barnes said he" had been Scholarships the order, which came after a adviser for the court but does not following the matter, and that if hearing last week. He added that participate in voting or discus- asked, he would assist in " ~forc- from 'page 1 week ROTC advanced camp, nor­ mally, between their junior and two-year award for students in senior years. science or business administration. Upon successfu.1 completion of To qualify, students must have military science and bac- good moral character, be a calaureate degree citizen of the U.S., be under 25 on requirements, scholarship June 30 of the year of graduation, cadets will be commissioned as be medically qualified, be a full­ second lieutenants in the time student seeking a bac­ Regular U.S. Army, U.S. Army calaureate degree, have a GPA of Reserve or U.S. Army National 2.9 or above, and have a high Guard and in one of the branches degree of motivation with of the Army such as Infantry, leadership potential. Engineer, Armor, or Medical Scholarship recipients, in Corps. addition to their normal studies, Interested students should take prescribed military science contact the UMSL Army ROTC courses, complete five military department at 553-51-76. professional electives, complete Deadline for the three-year one semester of a foreign scholarships is in March. language course, participate in Deadline for the two-year scheduled leadership scholarships is the second week laboratories, and attend the six- in March. Purchase from page 1 that he has been working on the project for abollt five years, Grobman said he didn't know if exploring different possibilities funds from that source could be with not much success. used to purchase the college pro­ "This might be a first oppor­ perty, but added that from those tunity to make something work," funds UMSL was requesting MOVI NG OUT: Students at Cardinal Newman College were sent packing earlier this month when he said. the college was closed for lack of funds. UMSL may purchase the college's land and buildings. money for the construction of a new science building. Gro bman said that he did not Grobman said that he was very know how soon officials here interested in providing dor­ would be able to make recom­ mitory space for students and mendations to the curators. HYPNOSIS Now Hiring "Get What You Want Out of Life'" Clark Burns - Clinical Hypnotherapist - 838-6868 Medical Center of Florissant 1125 Graham Rd .. Suite 45. Florissant. 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First Street Forum 717 N. First Street (314) 421·3791 St. Louis, MO 63102 page 4 CURRENT Jan. 31 , 1985 editorials • - "'h'l ? , letters from readers Guidelines for funds Reader responds are sorely needed Who should be responsible for a stu­ Money generated on campus or dent organization's funds? given to the group by the university or to the Gang of 10 This question has come up in the student committees must be fuhneled past weeks during the controversy through university channels. But Dear Editor: could pompously pr oclaim that we over Chess Club funds. In that case, other funds, such as dues or money In response to the Gang of 10 : "benefit the St. Louis community as a In your letter to the editor of the Cur­ one student had the sole power of dis­ made from fund-raising events off whole." The last cl aim alone could be bursement over the funds generated campus, may be kept in separate bank rent, you stated that "The Women's Center enough to set us up as a campus sacred caters to women students on our campus cow - pardon )TIe - sacred bull. by the group. Tjle money was kept in accounts. The logical, sensible, which constitute approximately 52 per­ Yes, maybe there should be a Men's an off-campus bank account in that and necessary precaution to take is to cent of the student population, hardly a Center at UMSL, but I'm glad there isn't student's name. have the account opened in the name numerical minority." Assuming that you one, and if there were one I would not go to When other students decided they of the organization, with two students' are correct, and women are a cl ear ­ it. It would probably be frequented by a also wanted control of the funds. a signatures needed for withdrawal of majority at UMSL, why is there a special bunch of boring, dogmatic, limp-wristed struggle ensued. And the confusion funds. "Center" to cater to their needs when the jerks who sit around blaming others for is continuing. Of course, it would be nice if the minority is given no such special atten­ their personal failures. They would prob­ Obviously, the biggest problem tion? Perhaps what we really need at university could require student ably advocate an economic system in here is the lack of clear-cut UMSL is a Men's Center. which no one tries to get ahead by the use organizations to handle their funds And at the Men's Center we could dis­ of imagination or effort, but everyone just definitions for this organization's this way. Unfortunately, a rule such as cuss such topics as, " Patriarchy: How it sort of jostles at the federal trough like a leadership. Members of the group this one would be impossible to enabled humanity to ascend from the herd of grunting, squealing little piggies. failed somehow in their communica­ enforce. University officials have no primeval muck," or, "Matriarchy: How it Who needs such a place? tion and therefore came to an jUrisdiction over funds generated off would make Father's Day the most confus­ Near the end of your letter you stated impasse. But the incident should be campus. ing day of the year," or maybe, "Nature: Is that, "The purpose and obligation of taken as a warning by other student it really a Mother?" higher education is to expose students to organizational leaders. We r'ealize these extra steps might But that's not all we could do. We could different types of philosophies and beliefs Constitutions of the organizations mean a lot of extra work for already­ duplicate services. We could have a li­ in order to broaden their learning experi­ should be clearly written, defining busy student leaders. brary like (the Thomas Jefferson, only ences." But I have always thought that the smaller). We could provide informal coun­ - voting procedures as well as But if students wish to avoid such an purpose of higher education is to dispel guidelines . for handling funds. seling (like the Counseling Service). We illusion, to build a conceptual mentality, incident as the one the Chess Club is could act as an advocate (presumably, for and to cultivate the exclusively human Students leaders should take the time undetgoing, they will do well to take our non-speaking students). We cou ld be a faculty of reason. If we concentrate on to discuss priorities and write out as many precautions , as possible to resource for older students (who are the simply exposing students to "different their constitutions so that there can guard the hard-earned funds of their most experienced, and therefore the least be no questions of power or organizations. It could be well worth In need of assistance). And finally, we See "Letter," page 5 organizational structure. the trouble. Questions reasoning of quick pace in classroom . . i "1 outlined. When asked why he thought college, she said. In addition, practically Johnn Tucci language classes were too fast, Luczak all UMSl. students work and spend con- reporter cited this example from personal ex peri- siderable time commuting, and really c:olDlDent ary ence: " In my French II class there were a don't have enough time to do justice to a Are you afraid that you're not getting lot of students who dropped out because co urse that requires daily participation. the most from the classes you paid for? Is we' spoke mostly in French in class - very Does Pascoe have any advice for people the pace too fast in the classroom? Is too I little English - and spoke it much too fast. who are struggling through Spanish or any much material being covered? Are you take. In that class students take about In fact, we started out with 16 people and other languages? " I say this a lot, and peo- really learning? three tests based on a few chapters in the dropped to 10. " pie laugh," she said. " When you get to bed None of these questions are new. book and a comprehensive final exam. The I asked Muriel Pascoe, a Spanish pro- at night, you should chant off verb tenses However, Mike Luczak's recent article students can read the book at their leisure. fessor here at UMSL, the rationale in hav- or vocabulary, or whatever, because, for aroused these standard questions for me. If they wait until right before the test to ing so much Spanish spoken in class to some strange reason things seem to slip In the article called " Academi c cram those chapters in, they have no one instruct students. into your memory better just before you Nightmare Begins," Luczak wr ites to blame but themselves. "The classroom is the only place a stu- fall asl eep." "sometimes I feel I could learn mor e if However, the structure of the language dent can hear and speak Spanish," Pascoe I do have a couple of pieces of advice. An someone woul d just let me go at my own class is quite different. As a Spanish II stu­ explained. "The Spanish book we have i s advi ser told m e when I firSt started pace. In both my m ath and Fr ench cours­ dent, l et me outline a typical class. slower t han most other co llege level college that if a student wants to do well in es, I feel like t he pace is much too fast for Students ar e spoken to in Spani sh by the language courses taught in other colleges. a college class he or she should study two the average student. It doe sn't cater professor. They are taught the Spanish In f act, material normally covered in two hours for 'every one hour spent in class. enough to people who don't learn as quick­ language by having it explained i n semesters is spread over three What if this idea sounds like too much to ly as others." Spanish. For example, I ask my professor semesters here." handle because of time constraints due to These are valid complaints and worth what a periodico is. The professor will tell When I asked Pascoe why a lot of people work, extracurricular activities, family investigating. It wouldn't be practical for me that a periodico is una cosa que la drop out of beginning language courses, pressures, social commitment, or us to check out every course at UMSL to gente lee para las noticias. Translation: a she cited the theory that often half the whatever? Well, as Doris Ahrens said, " If see if the course's pace is too fast. Hence, thing that p.eople read for the news. class has had Spanish in high school and do you can't seem to get your things done, let's only look at two types of classes - The professor could have told me sim­ .. fairly well. Another portion of the class then you're just gOing to have to burn that psychology and language. ply that a periodico is a newspaper.·A lot of are freshmen and/or sophomores who midnight oil." I think those are sound On one side of the coin is the introduc­ people wonder why the languages aren't " haven't yet learned to study and organize pieces of advice for students who are con- tory psychology cla~s that many students taught in the Simpler latter method their time." Many of them may not finish cerned about their college studies. ~CURRENT

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(CPS) - Large families, work­ Frank.e claims SAT scores of age. But as the percentage of work­ the amount of homework" for the ing mothers and bad high schools siblings in large families, where When Zajonc's expected 25 ing mothers shot from 10 percent slight score increases. are to blame for the decline in children receive less individual point rise in 1984 test scores in 1968 to nearly 40 percent in Despite Fetters' and Franke's college entrance exam scores, personal attention, can drop an turned out to be only four pOints, 1984, more children received research, many experts remain two new studies assert. average of 20 points per child. Franke began examining the only minimal adult attention unconvinced by study con­ Studies over the years, While Education Testing Ser­ minimal increase. he notes. ' clusions about either test score however, have traced the long vice researcher William Fetters "I cast around for things that "Children with two working declines or the 1984 revival. decline in average scores - agrees Franke's study probably would affect test scores," he parents face the same problems "We don't absolutely know why ' Scholastic Aptitude test scores is accurate, a new ETS survey said. "I went back to Zajonc's as children from large families, scores have risen," commented fell yearly since 1963 before pins the low scores on decreased theory to get , effects, and last and with the same results: lower George H. Hanford, president of beginning to level off in 1982 - to emphasis on academics among summer looked at the impact be­ college test scores," Franke the College Board, which '60s social upheaval, television, high school seniors. tween parents and kids." said. administers the SAT. education budget cuts, lax school . High dropout rates and Franke found the projected "It's naive to conclude in the discipline and even atmospheric students' displeasure with their The ETS study, based on rise in test scores caused by context of the decline," he added, nuclear testing. schools' academic quality National Center for Education smaller families was counterac­ "that national attention to the But people would do better to "suggest that the major factor Statistics research begun in 1972 quality of education is no blame the large families popular contributing to test score decline ted by decreased parent-child which tracked high school contact as more women entered longer necessary." in the '50s for the drops in SAT was a decreased academic students' curriculum choices and American College Testing emphasis in the educational pro­ the work force. and achievement test scores, But Franke agrues educators scores, Loyola College of cess," the study said. "Working mothers are secon­ recommends schools try to raise should look at the test score Baltimore researcher Richard Franke's study is an offshoot of dary factors in determining test test scores by improving decline in "the broader perspec­ Franke contended in a report University of Michigan Pro­ scores," Franke contended. " ~ academic standards, but not at tive of intellectual incline. the expense of programs for dis­ released over the holidays. fessor Robert Zajonc's 1976 explains almost all variance in "The U.S. history of this cen­ "Small children learn better report, which tied ' the disap­ the decline and in the subsequent advantaged students, researchers stress. tury is a history of substantial from their parents, not from pointing test scores to family. rise." intellectual gains," he added. siblings," he explained. "Lots of Zajonc predicted scores would Franke discounts the effects of But the study ignored 1984's "The decline of college entrance kids in a family dilute the effe.ct stabilize, then rise in the early separation and divorce on the improved scores, although Fet­ exam scores is only a blip in the of the stimulation by the '80s when children of the 1960s' scores because "remarriage also ters says a current ETS draft pro­ perspective of the 20th parents." smaller families hit college has risen." posal credits a "little upturn in century." li .•..•.••••.•••••....••..•...•.•.•.•.••••••••.•.•.•• "1 more letters I Like, theCORRENT has .1 -/~-k-e~d-b-y-B-ig-R-e-d--...,----­ i a totally awesome gift I selling situation ! i Dear Editor: of other businesses in our area? Lost jobs •• for yo U ! 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GETTING THE PICTURE: Arthur L. Witman spent most proved, successful of his career in photojour­ photographs for "Sunday Pic­ nalism, covering feature Mike Luczak features/arts editor tures," he was able to focus all of stories for the "Sunday Pic­ his attention on discovering the tures" magazine of the St. It was in the U.S. Air Force human condition. Louis Post-Dispatch. Wit­ where Arthur L. Witman first dis­ man's photographs, which covered the world of "The job gave me an oppor­ were donated to the UMSL photography - a discovery which tunity to really enjoy what I was archives, are on display on the would eventually lead him into a dOing. I not only photographed third floor of Lucas Hall. very successful career in the subjects I was assigned to, (Right) Snack worshippers photojournalism. but I also did research. In some from the Pinemountain cases, I came up with the ideas Church of God in Kentucky' for features stories myself, and • are shown practicing their "I enjoyed this was even able to do some of the writing," Witman said. unusual religious rituals. (Bot­ because the best . ~'. tom) President Franklin D. Roosevelt campaigns for a form of communica­ In being able to write feature member of the Democratic tion is words and stories, Witman found a new Party at a train su tion in Ohio pictures." enthusiasm for his work. "I in 1938. enjoyed this because in my mind ~ - Arthur L. Witman the best form of communication is words and pictures - where Witman, who recently donated the reader is able to put himself many of his pictures to the UMSL on the scene of whatever the archives, earned most of his event is, and be given enough fame as a photographer working words to make the event more for the "Sunday Pictures" meaningful. " magazine of the St. Louis Post- Dispatch. Being a photojournalist for It was in the midst of the Great "Sunday Pictures" though, was Depression that Witman went to only part of Witman's involve­ the Post-Dispatch in search of a ment in the world of photojour­ job. nalism. In the 1940s, he became a "Just on a hunch I went up to charter member -Of the National the Post-Dispatch and I asked Press Photographers Associa­ about a job, and it just so hap- tion, an organization which was pened to coincide to a time when composed of photographers from . they were expanding "t he staff, so newspapers and magazines I was hired." Witman recalled. around the country. Even though he had no pre- vious experience in photojour- The NPPA formed in order to nalism, the Post-Dispatch better inform the public about apparently was impressed with the world of photojournalism. It Witman's knowledge of was later in 1954, that Witman photography. In the Air Force, he became president of the NPPA. had been a photography instruc- "This got me involved with the tor, and later he had worked for educational aspects of Fairchild Aerial Mapping until photography," Witman said of the depression had left him jobless. his presidency. "For some years we did a series of cross-country Witman began working for the seminars for students who were Post-Dispatch first doing interested in photography. These general assignments, and then seminars were done by top pro- four years later he was assigped fessionals, with lectures and to "Sunday Pictures." "This assignment involved slides being used. We usually Big Country "Bad," and the title track, again could probably do by tempering cate part of every song on have played their way to the top band recrnited art-rocker Brian selections set forth in a latent their mature attitude with the "Sparkle in the Rain" par­ of the anthemic rock scene and Eno to produce "The Unforgett­ manner, yet lush in texture. spirit of their earlier material, ticularly a driv.ing force behind have found enthusiastic audien­ able Fire." This isn't U2 meets , "Indian Summer Sky" especially but for the time being "The "Up On A Catwalk" is reminiscent of another Eno ces in the U.S. Spirited youth Talking Heads. Instead, Eno Unf.orgettable Fire" is an accom­ Lillywhite concocts an production, the song "Cities" have been enthralled with the molds a mature, more serious plishment by itself to be environment in which melody" is from Talking Heads' "Fear of fury, power, and punch of their studio atmosphere, easing the admired. almost nonexistent, yet the songs, and the messages of ruthless guitar attacks of Dave Music" album. Th·e mix in tne • title cut is remarkable, progres­ instruments blend into cQherent peace, survival, and hope they "The Edge" Evans and lead Simple Minds Sparkle In The patterns. Sometimes elusive, deliver. singer Bono's vocal electricity sing into harrowing synthesizer Rain screams and in the end leaving sometimes straightforward, into subtle, distant rhythms. The A&M especially )n the punk rocker During 1984, all three bands the listener inspired. new formula falls short on such "The Kick Inside of Me, " power­ released new albums hoping to disasters as "Promenade", **** ful in an almost brutal sense, it is capitalize on their e~rlier When "Pride (In the Name of "Elvis Presley and America," This album released back in enlivened by singer Jim K-err's successes. Love)" first hit the air, it didn't and "MLK", but throughout the April of last year demonstrates shouts in the beginning. But rest of "The Unforgettable Fire" strike me as very mature. I was thai there's more to the anthemic Us The Unforgettable Fire the work of producers Eno and afraid they were attempting to rock movement than big guitars. See "Album," page .7 Jan. 31, 1985 CURRENT page 7 'Pinocchio'reappears to charm audiences Witman occasions when I fearfully chec­ from the famous 19th century is their secretary. Swift appears from page 6 Nick Pacino ked on the length o'f my own children's tale by Carlo Loren­ with money to pay the bills: he is film critic As president of the NPPA, Wit­ zini. The film is rated G, although pulling a con game on competing nose. man saw many developments in some scenes may upset some gangsters (Rip Torn, Tony Lo the world of photography. The holidays last December young children. Bianco). Photographs soon became more brought a diverse collection of Two of today's most popular As the plot hits the fan, enter advanced as the Leica, films to area theaters - a fantasy film screen stars, Burt Reybolds and leathery Lieutenant Speer Rolleiflex, and graphic cameras cartoon classic made in the '40s , • Clint Eastwood, make their first (Eastwood) a K.C. cop who began being used in place of the two ganster films set in the 1930s review appearance together to bring us_ doesn't like Murphy. He is after and a comedy rendition of an action-comedy, reminiscent Alexander, gangsters are after 35 mm camera. " .. . call me Mr . Tibbs." The mischievous timbertot is joined in' numerous adventures of a Dashieli Hammett plot. They Roundtree's girl (Cara) and are joined by such luminaries as Kahn, a frenetic society type, is With the advances in Grossing more than 117 by the following characters: photography, Witman began to million since being released in Jiminy Cricket, a bombastic Jane Alexander, Madeline Kahn, an afterthought in the action. Rip Torn, Irene Cara, Richard I' am a long-time admirer of fight out against the assumption 1940, "Pinocchio" reappears to insect, who is Pinocchio's con­ of the Bar's Canon 35 , which con-' charm audiences of all ages science, kindly old woodcarver Roundtree and Tony Lo Bianco. Reynolds and Eastwood - not of "City .Heat" was directed by their "Transam" or "44 tended that oicture taking dis­ again. This is the whimsical tale Geppetto, creater of the puppet rupted the decorum of the about a wooden marionette, (whose wish for a real boy is Richard Benjamin. You can see Magnum" roles -, but of their his experience for comedy work in such as "The End" (1979) courtroom. According to Wit­ magically transformed into a answered), a cavorting kitten, man, photojournalists saw the human boy by a good fairy. In ·Figaro, Cleo, an alluring throughout. and "Bronco Billy" (1980). Unfor­ tunately "City Heat" is closer to Canon as a direct insult to their order to remain human, goldfish, and a pair of devious Former cop ' Mike Murphy integrity 'as professionals, and the former than the l~tter . Pinocchio must live a virtuous scoundrels, J. Worthington (Reynolds) and Dehl Swift more importantly, didn't allow life. And every time he lies, his Foulfellow and his pal Gideon. (Roundtree) operate an Reynolds and Eastwood cater to their lowest common talent, not for the freedom granted by the nose grows. After I first saw this, impoverished dectective agency First Amendment. around age 10, there were Walt Disney adapted this story in 1933 Kansaas City. Alexander See "Films," page 8 Witman's fight eventually resulted in some state courts, such as Colorado, to rule out Humphrey Bogart film to show on WTBS Bar's Canon 35 , but in some (particularly by Bogart) and an Milland and Jane Wyman. The Character actor Howard Da Silva states the fight still continues. N ick Pacino plays a sympathetic barkeep film critic exciting story easily makes this a Witman's advice for students classic. And it seems to get bet­ . well. who fire interested in the field of Stirring romance, engrossing ter. The supporting cast is one of Short subjects: Just a remin­ photojournalism is to begin tak­ intrigue and exotic surroundings the greatest ever assembled: film der, if you want to know if a par­ ing journalism classes, and if are a few of the ingredients in the Conrad Veidt, the intimidating ticular movie is available on possible get a Master's degree. classic, "Casa.blanca," due on Nazi, the frantic fugitive Peter classics video tape, write me care of the He also advises, after making a WTBS (cable) Tuesday at 9:20 Lorre, rotund Sidney Current, with the title, and I will portfolio of very select pictures, p.m. Humphrey Bogart plays Greenstreet and Dooley "Play it story involves a single weekend search my files. to begin looking for a job at a Rick the mysterious Morocco Sam" Wilson. in the life of struggling writer, small newspaper, taking cafe owner. Ingrid Bergman, his "Casablanca" won Os cars for Milland, who is also an Coming attractions: A silent photographs of everything - former girlfriend, wants Rick to Best Picture and Best Writing, alcoholic. film classic from Fritz Lang, including sports, news and We see a downtrodden, des­ help her and her und~rground and Curtiz for Best Director. , Bogey and Hepburn in a romantic features. perate person lie, cheat and steal leader husband (Paul Henreid) Bogart was nominated for Best adventure, a family gem with to keep a drink in his hand, and escape the Nazis. Claude Rains is Actor, as was Raines for Best Cicely Tyson and more. "In order to succeed as a the witty, but dangerous police Supporting Actor. (Originally, his loving, loyal girlfriend photojournalist it really depends chief playing all sides against Ronald Reagan was slated to play (Wyman) away. The details of his Trivia corner: The answer to on the person's attitude. If a per­ one another. Rick, incidentally.) emotional hurt, coupled with the last column's quiz - Inger son is willing to put all of himself Director Michael Curtiz Realistic, powerful.drama airs terror it creates, is stark Stevens and Mel Ferrer were the into it, there's always a job out expertly builds tension to a rous­ Saturday, Jan. 9, on KETC, Chan­ indeed. only other actors, with Harry there waiting for him." ing finale. ·Superb charac­ nel 9 at 8 p. m. - "The Lost Director and co-writer Billy Belafonte, to appear in "The terisations, inspired acting Weekend," (1945) with Ray Wilder uses flashback and World, the Flesh, and the Devil" (1959). intimate shots to build a believ­ - Albums able story. Wilder won an Oscar This week's sturn per: James for Best Director and shared one Cagney first retired over 20 from page 6 for the screenplay with Charles years ago. In his last movie he COLLEGE corn ARE GOING UR probably the best track here is .. Brackett. The movie won for Best played a frenzied American BUT SO IS THE Picture, and Milland, in a businessman in West Germany. 'C' Moon Cry Like a Baby." A dis­ magnificent performance, Name this near classic 1961 chorded guitar links into the ARMY COLLEGE FUND. earned the Best Actor award. comedy. rhythm section eliCiting an irresistible melody. "Sparkle in Tuition, books, lab fees, college living expenses-all seem The Rain" is an album for anyone to be climbing relentlessly. Well, here's some good news from the who appreciates solid percus­ Army. Today's Army College Fund is climbing too. You can now sion and a reckless abandon accumulate over $25,000 for college, if you qualify. incorporated into a style of What's more, you'll study, learn and become proficient in music. a useful skill. It could be a skill with so wide an application in both Big Country Steeltown military and civUian life that it might help you deeide what to take Mercury in college. Don't miss Spring Break at If you're determined to go on to college, but you don't know America's hottest beach. You'll ** where the money is coming from, pick up an Army College Fund bake in the sunshine and sizzle Once again Steve Lillywhite booklet from your local recruiter. It offers several options you'll want in the moonlight. There will be produces, but he doesn't lead Big to investigate. Stop by-or call: . concerts, games, parties, exhibi­ Country into any new territory. Sergeant Wilson tions, loads of freebies, golf, ten­ "The Crossing," Big Country's . 7297-A Olive Blvd. 727-9040 nis, Jai Alai, sailing, surfing, fish­ first album, was a huge success ing, motor racing and great night­ in the States but on "Steeltown," ARMY. BE ALL YO.., CAN BE.- life. Hop on a tour bus, catch a the band can't seem to lift itself flight or set out by car. Just call a from their debut to produce fresh travel agent for free reservation music. Stuart Adamson still service. l=hen pack a bag and howls, the guitars still sound like DISNEY·AUDITION TOUR '85 , head for the beach. bagpipes, and drummer Mark Brzezicki still thinks he's playing An exciting entertainment employment opportunity. "In A Big Country." What Big PROFESSIONAL DANCERS, SINGERS AND MUSICAL Country really needed on THEATRE PERFORMERS - you are invited to join the "Steeltown" was a major editing cast of spectacular show productions in the world's job, as Lillywhite has everyone number one resort destination, Walt Disney World Vacation dOing his own thing without any Kingdom near Orlando, Florida. Requirements: regard as to melody, the title cut • Must be 18 years of age byJune 1, 1985. being a prime example. • Please bring a current resume and photograph. . "Flame of the West" (a protest • Must show movement ability. song about President Reagan), Everyone will be taught at least one dance/movement "Where The Rose Is Sown," and combination, so bring dance attire. Singers should "Tall Ships Go" are the only memorize short vocal selections (ballads and uptempo) selections worthy of praise but and bring vocal sheet music in their best key. they never ignite the way they Accompanist provided. (Dancers may be asked to sing.) '- Audition Site: should. There's a lot of energy St. Louis, Missouri here and every song starts out February 1,1985 prom,ising, yet it misses the Kiel Auditorium mark. Big Country needs to break Assembly Hall #2 out of its bagpipes and brawn 1400 Market Street (west entrance) style that stifles most of ' Audition Call: Female 10 a.m. "Steeltown" and expand its range Male 2 p.m. in order to compete musically For additional audition requirements and/or further with the rest of the kids on the information, please call Disney Audition Tour '85. block. (305) 824-5478. • Want to write 7 ...... : Call Mike Name Address ______=_ ~ I City State Zip I 206' , : at 553-5174. I Daytona Beach Resort Area , P.O. Box 2775, Daytona Beach. FL 32015 I ~~------~ page 8 CURRENT-;}an. 31, 1985 Films f.om page 7 cookies and milk to his gang. with the fast-paced bit, you may headed by a wealthy art dealer story line. Brest handles the sub­ If all this sounds familiar, find this an enjoyable look back (Steven Berkoff). Axel is sided by ject of brash black copy versus their broader capabilities. Using director Amy Heckerling ("Fast a heavy-duty supporting cast in at gangster movies of the past. an old friend working for Berkoff white upper class establishment, Times at Ridgemont High") and Rodeo Drive hasn't se~n any­ (Jeannette Summers). in such a manner that you are light-duty roles didn't help. producer Michael Hertzberg Also, the continuity is sur­ one like Axel Foley since Mr. Two police officers (Judg-e persuaded, by reel's end, that a ("Blazing Saddles") admit to Tibbs passed through Mis­ Reinhold, John Aston), assigned mutual repect has developed, if prisingly erratic, making the being influenced by the 1931 story line difficult to follow. This sissippi In "Beverly Hills cop," to keep watch on Axel, become not a love affair. classic, "Public Enemy" and Eddie Murphy is Axel, a smart, embroiled in the case, Aston por­ Each movie I see Murphy in, he may be as a result of Blake James Cagney's powerful Edwards divorcing himself from determined young Detroit police trays a straight-arrow career becomes better. In "Beverly character. officer. When a friend is mL.r­ type and Reinhold, a naive klutz. Hills Cop" he stays in character, the production, and Benjamin Whether Cagney would taking over. dered, the trail leads to Beverly Their demeanor plays well off showing mature, professional appreciate the translation I'm Hills and Axel follows , against Murphy's self-confident restraint. I believe Murphy as not sure, but most of the comedy Almost in the same vein is 20th orders. impudence. Axel Foley, street smart cop. Too pieces work because, I think, the Century Fox's lampoon version In less than two days Axel tC'lks Director Martin Brest moves many stars do not nother to actors play the character of Depression-era crime. his way into a ritzy Beverly Lills the action along at an entertain­ become actors. This is not the straight. It's the lunatic dialogu hotel, antagonized the local ing, well-balanced pace. The case with Murphy. He is learning "Johnny D.angerously" stars and madcap antics that provi( Michael Keaton as Johnny Kelly, police and en'snared himself in comic scenes and a plausible the craft and stretching his the humor. If you can keep I a suave mob leader. Joe Piscopo an international smuggling ring amount of stunts fit well into the talent. plays his gangland rival, Danny Vermin. Kelly is a downtrodden but sin­ cere person, who takes up crime o\\IZ0Jlr to finance an operation for his mother (Maureen Stapleton). A' for Hair knack for making it to the top is ~ ~ matched by Vermin's desire to knock him off. Scattered around (Quality without High Prices) t his conflict is Lil (Marilu Hen­ ner), a singer who goes for Johnny, a dishonest D.A. 7189 Manchester Rd • Wash U Campus. 7711 Clayton Rd . (Mane Location) (DeVito), Johnny's younger In the WoodSO,, " Nilis Shoppluy Center 645-1145 889-5526 727-8143 brother, Tommy (Griffin Dunne), 4024 Woodson Road. (.114) 427-4.1.11 an honest prosecutor and a bi­ zarre mob leader who fed ~ : classif1eds

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Menday threugh valuable service to' yeur fellew the #1 pledgeweuld make it with neee Dear Benny Bey, Event and meeting netices sheuld Friday, to' start at 9 a.m. Seme evenings students, call us fer mere infermatien preblem! We're glad yeu're in eur Hepe yeur kit deesn't need an be sent to' the Areund UMSL editer, until 6. Friday till 8 p.m. Salary epen. at 553-5711 er drep by and see us- classes since the inseparable twO' everhaul, we enjey yeur leng winded Steve Brawley. Creve Ceeur lecatien. Visit SWAP, 346 427 SSB, 8 to' 5 Menday through aren't tegether yeu're the next best speeches tee much. Break yeur legs­ The deadline fer submitting ads is Weeds Hall. Friday. thing! Cengratulatiens, XOXOXO frem the boys en the 5th fleer. Friday, 3 p.m. Jan. 31, 1985 CURRENT page 9 I around OMSL J 1 Friday

• The UMSLChessClub wili meet at • M'usic department recital - see 1 p.m. in Room 72 J.C. Penney this week's music section for details. 2 Saturday

• Women's basketball vs. $1.50 for children and senior citizens. Northeast Missouri State University at Call 553-5121 for information on 5:30 p.m. in the Mark Twain Building. sporting events around UMSL. Admission is free to all students with a • Men's basketball vs. Northeast valid UMSL 10, $4 for reserved seat­ Missouri State University at 7:30 p.m. ing, $2.50 for general admission, and in the Mark Twain Building. 3 Sunday

• "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU (FM 91·) every Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. This week the retiree staff traces the historic development of transporta­ tion in our area. From the early Mound Indians canoes to the present day air and spacE' flights, this week's feature, "St. touis: Gateway to Transporta­ tion," will give insight into the role St. Louis has played in advancing moVe­ University of Missouri Intercampus Concert, featuring,.Lee Luvisi, pianist ment from one place to another. "Iso • Inter-Campus Concert with Lee Sunday, Feb. 3, 8:15 p.m., J.C. Penney Auditorium this week take a look back at the "H is­ Luvisi - see this week's music sec­ Tickets $7 general admission, $5 faculty and staff, $3 students tory of Union Station." tion for details. • Monday musIc . 4 • As part ot the Un iveristy of M issou ri • The music department sponsors a Inter-Campus Concert Series, pianist chamber music recital on at 8 p.m. in • An intensive one-day workshop on to women in positions ot leadership. Lee Luvisi will perform on Sunday at the J.C. Penney Auditorium. Featured "Leadership Training for Women" Limited enrollment is available forthis 8:15 p.m. in the J.C. Penney will be the Landolfi String Quartet and will be held from 1 to 5 p.m. at the workshop. Call 553-5380 or 553- Auditorium. Luvisi is a guest artist with A Perfect Fifth Woodwind Quintet. U MSL Women's Center, 107 A Benton 5711 to preregister. This workshop is the Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Works to be played include Haydn's . Hall. This workshop wi!1 concentrate being sponsored by the UMSL Coun­ Center and is a distinguished artist­ String Quarter in 0 minor, Op. 76, No. on goal setting, giving and getting seling Service and the Women's faculty member of the Aspen Festival. 2, and Anton Webern's Langsamer feedback, and other topics that relate Center. Luvisi's UMSL concert will include Satz (1905). A Perfect Fifth will per­ selections from Scarlatti, Martin, form works by Darius Milhaud, Vincent Schumann and Prokofiev. Call 553- Persichetti and Gyorgy Legeti. Admis­ 5536 sion to this departmental recital is at the movies,---- free. Call 553-5980 Wednesday .. AIN'T MISBEHAVIN' • Winner of three Tony Awards, thing But Love," are just a few of the 6 including Best Musical, "Ain't Mis­ musical selections that are included in behavin" showcases the swing music this taped live performance that was • A workshop on " Weight Training seminar series, a lecture on "Early of the '20s, '30s and '40s. Nell Carter filmed for television near the end of For Women" will be held at 2 p.m. at Events in Legume-Rhizobium -- heads the original Broadway cast that the show's five-year run on Broadway. the UMSL Women's Center, 107 A Interaction" will be held at 4 p.m. in performs 29 of Fats Waller's songs. This is the first of a monthlong series of Benton Hall. This workshop offers an Room 316 Stadler Hall. Call 553-6200 " Honeysucle Rose," "The Joint is movies commemorating Black His­ opportunity to learn about basic • Men's basketball vs. the Univer­ Jumpin'," and " I Can't Give You Any- tory Month. weight training techniques that help sity of Missouri-Rolla at 7:30 p.m. in . one stay healthy and in shape. Call the Mark Twain Building. 553-5380 to preregister for this workshop. • Women's basketball vs. the Tuesday University of Missouri- Rolla at 5:30 5 • As part of the biology department's p.m. in the Mark Twain Building.

• The UMSL Psyc ho logy Organiza­ sion to this film, which is part of the t ion will meet today and tom morrow at Black H istory M o nth Film Series, is Thursday .. 12:30 p.m. in Room 337 Stadler Hall. free. • The Student Activities Budget 7 • The University Program Board pre­ Screening Committee will meet at 2 sents " Ain't M isbehavin' " at 2 p.m. in p.m. in Room 72 J.C. Penney • Synchronized swimming classes swimming class. Call 553-6345 ~ the J.C. Penney Auditorium. Admis- Building. are being held Thursdays at 2 p. m. in • Therewill bean UMSL BibleStudy the Mark Twain pool. No experience is meeting at 12:20 p.m. in Room 156( necessary to enroll in this unique University Center. ~ courses

• A four-week non-credit course on Saturdays, Feb. 2 through March ,9. calendar the " Biology of the Honeybee" is Th is basic workshop is an introduction bei ng offered on Tuesdays, Feb. 5 to computers for young people ages 9 through 26, from 7 to 9 p.m. The hon­ to 15 emphasizing computerterminol­ requirements----....-.- eybee, or Apis mellifera, will be the ogy, educational appplications and focu s of a series of lectures and dis- beginning programming in the BASIC Material for "around UMSL" should ~ cussions in such areas as its life his­ computer language. Th is computer be submitted in writing no later than • tory, breeding, . reproduction, basic workshop is the first of a series of 3 p.m. Friday of the week before anatomy, behavior, nutrition and workshops being held throughout the publication to Steve Brawley, honey and wax production. This semester for young people. The around UMSL editor, Current, 1 ~ course does not cover the techincal workshop will be held from 10 a.m. to Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 aspects of bee keeping. The fee for · noon in the Commodore and Mic­ Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. this course is $50. Call Continuing rocomputer Labs of the J.C. Penney 63121. Phone items cannot be Education at 553- 5961 . Building. The fee forthis course is $65. accepted. Material may be edited or I. . A tasic microcomputer workshop Call Continuing Education at 553- excluded to satisfy space or con­ for young people is being offered on 5961 tent requirements. page 10 CURRENT Jan. 31, 1985 sp-_O____ ~~------~ Hockey club Rivermen drop a grade in MIAA hopes coins . Daniel A. Kimack but he hasn't had a very good add to future sports editor shooting year (he is shooting less than 50 percent)," Meckfessel The basketball Rivermen's said. "We just gave him the Danie l A. Kimack midterm grades arrived last , open shot. sports editor week after finishing the first Had the Rivermen shot 50 per­ It's through practicality swing through action in the Mis- ' cent from the floor, Meckfessel only that a certain univer­ souri Intercollegiate Athletic would have loved it. UMSL shot a sity's certain club hockey Association. weak 31 percent (9 of 29) from the team had U-M-S-L scrawled Coach Rich Meckfessel and Co. field in the first half and only 61 across the front of jerseys a 'earned, approximately, a B­ percent (11 of 18) from the free few years ago. And it's plus after surpassing a 4-2 con­ throw line. through chance, mostly, that ference mark. The grade Porter, who was leading the same team in question could dropp.ed a bit after last week's MIAA in field goal percentage at receive matching bottoms in horror story when UMSL (9-9) 62 percent, connected on only time for this year'~ St. Louis fell to both Southeast Missouri four field goal attempts and State and defending NCAA Divi­ finished with 10 points. Center sion II and MIAA champion Cen­ Greg Williams led the Rivermen sports tral Missouri. in scoring with 24 points, The Indians of Southeast were followed by Dellondo Foxx with 'comment the first to scalp the Rivermen, 16. 90- 68 . The Central Mules then "Greg was one of the only Club Hockey League took a turn and kicked UMSL, 95- bright spots in the game," said playoffs. 73 . Meckfessel, who is trying to It says here that the The Rivermen, coasting along guide the Rivermen to the MIAA acquisition, thanks to a pre­ while winning four of their last playoffs for the second time in season inquisition, of pants five (all of which were league his three-year UMSL career, "He shells isn't news. If that's all wins) prior to the meeting with played well offensively; he took there is to report, I told a Southeast, sputtered and stalled the ball to the basket and got fellow scribe covering the , and failed to complete their fouled ." Williams was 6 of 8 from hockey beat, let a dead dog offensive homework. the line. die. "The only good thing you can The loss left UMSL in second But after a bit of thought, say about the two games," said place in the league, behind Cen­ there is a sad commentary Coach Ri Ch Meckfessel, "is that a tral, 5- 0 in the conference, The heretofore left unaddressed loss is a loss and it makes no dif­ the two games and hit just 23 per­ of shots." Mules are 16-2 overall. in the ice world. An analogy: ference if it's by one or 20 cent (3 of 13) from the floor dur­ . With the poor Rivermen begin­ The Rivermen shot con­ Randy, a four-year old points." ing that span. ning, Central jumed out to a 7-0 siderably better against the acquaintance very unfamiliar Guard Bob McCormack, who Forward Ted Meier, who net­ lead before the Rivermen closed Indians of Southeast (12- 6, 3-2) with hockey's ins and outs, has was named the MIAA player-of­ ted 26 points against Northwest, to within three at 7-4. That's as Saturday, but committed 21 tur­ a huge jar filled mainly with the-week for his 28-point barrage shot 15 percent (2 of 13) in the two close as UMSL could get, novers. The Indians, who led 46- pennies. Granted there is against conference foe match-ups, however.,Led by guard Ron Nun­ 29 at intermission, held off some assorted silver to add Northwest Missouri two weeks "One problem was that we shot nelley's 29 points in the first half, UMSL in the second hald by color, to make it look good. ago , Served as prime example of too fast," Meckfessel said of the CMSU raced to a commanding shooting 67 percent (21 of 34) Randy wouldn't give you • the Rivermen's poor shooting Central game. "We shouldn't 51-29 lead at intermission . from the floor. any money, but he'd certainly luck. He scored just 13 points in have even taken our first couple " Nunnelly is_a good shooter See "Basketball," page 12 like for you to give him some money. He knows enough to like the silver coins best, too. Win over McKendree snaps losing streak Would you give him a nickel Gina Gregory led all scorers 18 _ The Jennies had four players or dime? You can bet the Dan Noss 51 second-half points ended all points followed by Kathy Rubach smile would be worth it. reporter doubt of the outcome. "We played in double figures, Leading the with 14 . OK. Look at it this way: well without any subs," Larson way was Rosie Jones with 22 . The The Riverwomen baSketball The task of playing th ~ defend­ The UMSL hockey club, the said. " It took them awhile to wear guard combination of Shara team found out that the sun does ing National Collegiate Athletic yo ungster of this university's us down." Sherman and Jackie Harris had rise 'again tomorrow. After suf­ Association Division II cham­ athletic children, is three Playing out of position, as were 10 apiece while Jackie Williams fering a disappointing loss to pions is difficult by itself. But added 12 . .. years old. They have no coin several of her teammates Southeast Missouri State co upled with having three start­ jar, and border on bouncing Gregory hit for 24 points to lead Against KcKendree, the River­ University and a blowout at the checking accounts. ers ill, Coach Mike Larson all scorers. She i;llso had 11 women used a second half of hands of Central Missouri State almost expected the 81-43 beat­ strong rebounding and tenacious Would the university like to rebounds. UMSL got a strong University, a full UMSL squad ing hi s squad took against Ceri­ ... help these 25 skating performance from center defensive play to secure Monday soundly beat McKendree tral. "We didn't expect to be beat nomads? Give them, say, pant Rubach, who had eight points and night's victory. The 44-33 College, 58- 40 . them with six players, " Larson rebounding advantage was for­ shells? Sure, the guys will 10 rebounds. Poor shooting and too many said. tunate, too because UMSL shot smile for a while. Jody Lisch added nine ponts turnovers were the causes of The Riverwomen did not go only 36 percent from the field. But what about next year, despite being ill. Marni Schmidt Wesnesday's loss to Southeast, down without a fight though. The Although Gregory again led all and the year after, and, forbid, . played just four minutes before 69-59. The Riverwomen shot high scoring Jennies (75 points scorers with 14 points, she had The Day After? leaving the harne, and Mindy only 46 percent from the field per game) were held to just three Randy will find out soon Mescher did not make the trip while committing 16 turnovers. pOints in the first 12 minutes. But See "Riverwomen," page 12 enough that chump change at all. ... won't buy an Ozzie Smith baseball card in a couple of I M office plans years. People probably will give him 50 cent pieces and Two earn MIAA accolades basketball, dollar bills before he finds out 'rebounds in a pair of games 26 points against Northwest, is that such inequity won't fill Daniel A. Kimack volleyball games his gas tank. sports editor with Central and Southeast averaging 14 points per game, Missouri State last week in. Well, the hockey Rivermen McCormack has helped lead UMSL intramurals will ! (?) got their share of chump In victory and defeat, respec­ MIAA play, was named this the Rivermen to a 9-9 record, organize a coed volleyball tively, Bob McCormack and change the past couple of week as the MIAA stan­ while Gregory is tJoping to help league, men's and women's bas­ Gina Gregory were named as seasons. Thanks to the Stu­ dout for the week ending Jan, build the women's 7-12 mark. ketball leagues, and a coed' MIAA player-of-the-week dent Services Fee Committee 26 . McCormack is a senior. volleyball tournament for the shelling out a few bucks for following ou tstanding McCormack, who Retted 28 Both Gregory and McCo r­ up coming month. pants shells this season, individual performances. points against Northwest Mis­ mack are excell ent outside The coed volleyball league will Gregory, who scored 42 matching.. socks and jerseys 'souri State in a confer ence shooters, but each came up with be part of the Ford Volleyball last season, UMSL hockey pOints and snatched 18 game, al so received the ho nor. strong inside games. Classic, played Monday and Wed­ enjoyed a mediocre, but plea­ Gregory, a junior forward, nes9ay evenings at 6:30 and 10:3 0 ~ sant first few years. The led the Riverwomen scoring p. m., beginning Feb, 11. Regis­ players smiled, but perhaps attack in both games last week tration deadline is tomorrow; they were prodigies in the and finished with 14 points registration takes place at 203 financial world. against McKendree College Ma rk Twain Building, Ready to reach the forma­ Monday. E n route to her' Deadlines for the men's and tive years, the UMSL hockey impressive 42-point effort in wom en's basketball leagues are team, if it's to be called that, the MIAA m atch-ups, Gregory today. Day basketball begins at needs more than shiny coins. spent much of her time at 1.m. and night leagues at 6:30 They need dough and guard. The Riverwomen, shut p.m, Those interested can enter ... recognition. down with the flu , moved as part of a team or as Neither are on the horizon. Gregory out of necessity. individuals. Play begins Feb. 5. Understand that the hockey The four-on-four coed basket­ club is an organization. They She is averaging 16 points per ball tournament starts at 7 p.m. are not recognized by the game this season. Monday. Teams must consist of UMSL athletic program. McCormack, . who solved two men and two women. Perhaps the only player who some of the Rivermen's current Leagues and tournaments are knows where the showers and shooting woes while besting open to all UMSL students, • dressing room are hidden is Bob McCormack forward Ted Meier who scored Gina Gregory faculty and staff, For fu rther See "Comment," page 11 information, call 553-5125. Jan. 31, 1985 CORRENT page 11 Riverskaters buried by SLU, 6-2, hope to shovel out arounds by the Riverskaters. point the finger at goaltender the team but added, "We will their belts before heading into Jim Goulden Bryan Baskett, but that would he reporter Prior to the Meramec loss UMSL have to playa lot better." the playoffs. UMSL has handled had not allowed more than five unfair and very inaccurate. Bas­ Wash U. pretty easily in their two The UMSL hockey team, goals in' a game, and they had kett is only as g-ood as his defense If the layoff is to blame for previous matches, but the team though not cold, has appeflred only been held under seven goals. ·in front of him, and lately the de­ most of the team's maladies of must first concentrate on a dead in its last two games, and once. But in the two latest efforts fense has foresaken him a little. late it had spread throughout the victory. there is little time to make a UMSL has allowed 15 goals and In an effort to generate more whole team. Th e players have healthy recovery before the only put in three of its own. offense the defense was caught suddenly been stricken with a UMSL can only hope that a vic­ playoffs. If, in fact the team is not down up ice, allowing several . lack of intensity. Perhaps as one tory over Wash U's Bears will be The Rivermen again looked and out, its condition must be lis­ breakaways for the opposition. player suggested, "Maybe we their panacea and just what the anemic ~gainst Saint Louis ted as serious. It has not been the need a team heart transplant doctor ordered, a nice long run at University last Tuesday as they same team that rolled through "The long layoff hurts us, you before the playoffs." This might the league crown. dropped a 6-2 decision. The SLU the first half of the seson with a don't stay as much, and then you cure the team's blues, but not its game had tv be a big letdown for 9-1 record. get out"there and you're sucking poor play. It will have to rely on the team as it had knocked off the The team has been hit with a air," said Tony Bozzi. Bozzi also good old-fashioned hockey to cor­ Hockey notes: UMSL's third Bills in two prior meetings this long layoff due to the Christmas ran into some hard luck in fhe rect that problem. leading scorer, Bob Jakubeck, - season. break, and therein may lie a SLU game; he scored on his first has transferred to the University .. The SLU loss comes on the great deal of the problem. UMSL shift of the game, but also of Missouri-Columbia and may heels of a lopsided defeat inflict­ has looked very weak both defen­ bQunced two shots off the gQal The Rivermen will next play or may not play in the playoff$. ed by St. Louis Community sively and offensively in the two posts. Bozzi, who is one of the host to Washington University in The Washington U. game will College at Meramec. The two losses. For outsiders it would be hardest workers on the team, a game they must win, if for noth­ get under way at 11 p.m. Tuesday games represent two major turn- easy to look at the scores and didn't seem terribly upset about ing else, to get a victory under at the Creve Coeur Ice Rink. Comment from page 10 player Joe Goldkamp, one of the that bureaucratic garbage. mittee for immediate gratifica­ Those are intangibles and Pete Serrano. Serrano, though, is team's spokesmen. And the budget committee tion. That committee allows for overlooked by Student Services a star baseball playe r. Well, Joe, it looks like that's could legitimately view you as a purchases of capital, i.e_ hockey Fees. The irony there is that the the way it's going to be. Forever. university team and expect you pants and socks and jerseys. And So next year it looks like budget committee views the There is no way a school that has to get help from the athletic it's a good thing, too, that another $100 dollar fee just to team as a team, which, according dropped both cross country and ' department. Goldkamp was on the committee join the team. More throughout to the money moguls, is wrong. wrestling from its athletic pro­ It's a vicious circle, someone this year. the season. "People are pointing there gram will pick up hockey. 'once said. A love triangle. But forget about university Anyone want to give tbese guys fingers at each other when we go Besides, that's a whole lot of has­ So all that is left to do is rely on 'fu nding to pay for league fees or a dime? .the Student Services Fee Com- ice time or anything like that. to them for financial help," said sle, entering the NCAA and all Tryouts open Any full-time female UMSL SIGN UP NOW! student interested in trying out for the UMSL women's tennis Sign-Ups for Men~, Women~ Volleyball team is invited to an organizational meeting Feb. 13 will take place: in 219 Mark Twain Building at 3:15 p.m. For further information, con­ Date: February 1, 1985 Place: tact Coach Pam Steinmetz at Place: I.M: Office 203 Mark Twain 553- 5123. Time: 9:00 a.m. - 5~00 p.-m. Correction Two members of the UMSL women's bowling team were inadvertently omitted in an arti­ cle covering the National Come out and Collegiate Team Match Games early last month. 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~ WEST COUNTY GD ( ~~ j 100 N I:. uchd l)q1,) ... ""':." .. .. , .... • ~l ASS& 367-0300 227-7225 Jon.,.. Nt.,... 1.,_, )9). _ 1...... IKll\ISIO/ _ ·NOf" -'-­/ _ .... ,IONAI '-'ION flOIiAflON page 12 CURRENT Jan. 31 , 1985 I Swimmers sneak p~st Hendrix, I.ook to invitational I I "The heat was really on," John Conway Fowler said. "We knew what was reporter at stake. If we won the race, we It was just a few short feet. But won; if we lost the race, we lost - without a doubt, it was the most (the meet). We wo n by only two or important distance of the day. three feet." The length not only spelled Fowler added, "Hendrix was victory for the Rivermen swim­ not an easy team to compete ming team in the 400-meter with." freestyle relay, but was also the In the women's division, UMSL margin of victory as UMSL downed Hendrix 71-29. Hendrix, rallied from behind to snatch the because of the small number of meet away from Hendrix College team members (7), had to forfeit Saturday, 61-50. some events. "I think we could have done a Elizabeth Cullen was a triple little better than we did," Coach winner for UMSL, including wins Rich Fowler said. "We had a few. in the 100 freestyle (:59 .9) and the bad breaks happen to us like a DQ 200 butterfly (1:01.08). (disqualification) in the 50 The Rivermen face one of their freestyle." stiffest challenges this weekend The Rivermen, however, when they travel cross town to rolled ' with the punches and Saint Louis University to com­ sneaked through the back door by pete in the annual St. Louis placing second and third in seven Invitational. events. Hendrix captured seven first-place finishes (200 frees­ Other schools participating tyle, 50 freestyle, 500 freestyle. include: SLU, Washington 200 individual medley, 200 but­ University and Principia terfly, 100 freestyle and the 200 Colleges. UMSL has defeated all breast stroke). MULLING ALONG: Riverwomen swimmer Efizabeth Cullen has spent many hours training this three schools this season in Hendrix, ranked in the NCA A season. She was activated at the beginning of this semester and is flirting with qu~lifying times for dual meets. Division III top 10, did not have a the NCAA Division II tournament. " We 've been winning many lock on winning event~ , dual meets wi th our depth," however. 11 .12 seconds in the meet's first 1000 freestyle in 10:41.1. Rick Armstrong teamed up to win the Fowler said. "But in a four-team John Vorbeck, Rick Hofer, relay event. . Armstrong won the 200 back­ final event, the 400 'freestyle competition like this, our depth Dennis Dierker and Steve Pum­ Tom Lombardo also won for stroke in 2:06 .3. relay in 3:23.9. Hendrix was very will probably not be a major mer posted a time of 4 minutes the Rivermen, placing first in the Lombardo, Adams, Hade and close at 3:25.05 . factor." Riverwomen

from page 10 ty much even. Both teams suf­ Frerker (10 points). During the for the tie at 19:15 , 24-24, and rebounds in two conference plenty of help this night. Lisch fered through long streaks of last six minutes those two com­ Schuster gave her team the lead games last week. She was also a scored 13 points and grabbed cold shooting and poor passing. bined for 11 points with five com­ for good with two baseline 'perfect eight for eight from the eight rebounds .while Rubach The Riverwomen exemplified ing from the free throw line. buckets. free throw line .... Chris Andrews, controlled the lane with 12 points both team's futility in converting Coach Larson had only one worry After balding leads of five and, ·expected to pick up some scoring and eight rebounds. the other's mistakes when they about his team's firs-half per­ seven points most of the half, and rebounding slack caused by Further evidence of strong had only two points during a formance "The thing that con­ Rubach's turnaround jumper at 3 1984 graduations, underwent board play was Dawn Schuster's stretch that included four Bear­ cerned me in the first half was' minutes, 30 seconds seemed to knee surgery last week .... '10 rebounds, (seven on defense) cat turnovers and a foul. Marni and Gina getting in foul be the convincing blow. UMSL hit Northeast Missouri State and Schmidt's seven grabs (five UMSL would have been the trouble," he said. 10 of 13 free throws in the final University visits the Mark Twain coming on defense). In the defen­ leader at the half, had it not b2en But the second half was all three minutes as the Bearcats Building Saturday for a 5:30 p.m. sive end,came 29 of 44 UMSL for the hot hands of McKendree's Riverwomen as they initiated a were forced to foul in an attempt contest.. .. The Riverwomen are rebounds. Carol Bremer (nine pOints for the much needed inside game. to regain position. now 7-12 on the year, 2-4 in con­ The first half was played pret- game) and substitute Nancy Rubach hit a jumper in the lane Riverwomen notes: Gina ference .... Larson's squad still Gregory was named MIAA Player holds an excellent opportunity to of the Week for the week ending make the conference playoffs Basketball Jan. 26 . Gregory, a junior for­ with seven of eight remaining ward, had 42 points and . 18 games against conference foes. from page 10 will also have Missouri-Rollil,. aren't much better than us, than Riley Ellis canned 23 pOints Southeast and Central at home we were 30 points better than, for Southeast to lead all scorers, when they round out their Roll," he said, noting the River­ followed by Ronny Rankin with schedule. men's victory three weeks ago.· 19. Porter had 20 for UMSL an( "The things we did in the two "It's just the given-night cliche. Foxx 14. games last wt!ek were a reverse. "We lost our poise and _ " w "A TOTAL DELlGHT ••• COMPLETELY The Rivermen shot 46 percent of the things we.were dOing when patience offensively. We need to L~, . CAPTIVATING, REFRESHINGLY DIFFERENT from the field, 72 percent from we defeated Rolla and the other raise our intensity level to what :~-""~~. The most delightful thing about 'The Gods Must the line. UMSL had 32 rebounds conference teams," Meckfessel it was earlier in the season. We "::~ , " Be Crazy' is the way it intercuts the goofy said. "It was a bad week for to the Indians 39. got a little comp\acent with a 4-0 w y' people with the real animals, natives and UMSL now has played each US ." start in the league." -: -:,' - nature. The absurdity of modern life is team in the onference once and Meckfessel said the 20-point The Rivermen, satisfied with a : • brillianJly contrasted with the simplicity wiJl begin the second go-arounr .losses should not be indicative or' 'B-plus' at this point in time, of the natives." Rex Reed. NEW YORK POST Saturday at home when the upcoming confrontations wopuld like to ace the final and with the Indians and Mules. Northwest Missouri visits for a offset last week's nightmare. i\ ;~. 7:30 p.m. game. The Rivermen "(Central and SO\' 'least) 'SO YOU'RE SICK OF HOLLYWOOD ~" ::""~. 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