SRC-WRC Fireworks War Leads to Violence, Letter by Anita Gonzalez College," Explained Morgan

Rifle team offers first public gun clinic in Houston by Rolf Asphaug do not yet own a firearm to receive use of firearms as defensive handling a concealed weapon," Last year over 1,000 killings— instruction in a variety of guns. weapons, but are meant to answer Alphin stated. almost 650 murders —were "Both clinics will, of course, questions for those who have The clinics will not shy away committed in Houston. More and prior to any actual use of a bought or feel they may buy a gun. from explaining exactly how best more city residents are buying guns weapon, have a discussion of the One emphasis of the clinics will to instantly kill a person. After all. to protect themselves, their family, legal ramifications of the use of be on the legal regulations Alphin reasoned, a person in and their possessions. Yet, until deadly force, and of proper and governing the use of deadly force. danger of being killed will now, no organization in Houston safe use of a weapon," said Rifle Laws vary from state to state, but ultimately cause two deaths—his has offered even the most Team Coach Art Alphin. Texas follows a "reasonable man" assailant's and his own—if he rudimentary public instruction on Alphin, an adjunct professor of rule; in most cases, a person may inflicts merely a mortal wound. how to safely and legally use and history and owner of a safari rifle only legally use deadly force in the Basically, killing someone is only care for defensive firearms. store, will lead Rifle Team circumstance where a reasonable legally defensible if you must That will change Saturday, members in instructing partici- man, placed in the same shoot or risk being killed. January 19, when Rice's Rifle pants. Classes will be subdivided circumstance, would believe that In addition to teaching safe Team will offer two three-hour so that each instructor can teach he was in imminent danger of loading and use of guns, the clinics clinics on the use of guns for three participants. death or grievous bodily harm. will also show how to safely store a personal defense. Because of space —Art Alphin "At one point, you must have Carrying a gun on one's person gun within a household and keep it restrictions, only females, and persons who have already bought a one-on-one instruction," Alphin while outside the home can be a away from children. males who have never used personal weapon but who want emphasized. violation of laws against concealed Persons interested in the clinics firearms, may take the course. instruction in its safe and legal use. Alphin stressed that the clinics weapons. "I will never recommend must sign up, first-come first- Aclinic at 11:30am will be for 21 One at 3pm allows 21 persons who are not an attempt to promote the that someone violate the law by See Gun, page 5

INSIDE: • Every rock critic has a "best of the year" list. So does ours: p. 6-7. •Can Mike Schuler's Owls escape the SWC basement? Our new sports editor has a few comments: p. 10. Volume 67, number 19 1/ THRESHEJ Thursday, JanuarRy 10, 1980 SRC-WRC fireworks war leads to violence, letter by Anita Gonzalez college," explained Morgan. "I was in an immediate suspension. fin: - * j *, A string of firecrackers set off on in the lobby when these two The two Wiess and Sid W m the roof of Sid Richardson College jocks from Will Rice came up and Richardson college members were punched me in the nose." placed on disciplinary probation. Monday re-ignited last semester's -Wayne Derrick Will Rice-Sid Rich controversy Involved in the scuffle were two All four students were also fined an over fireworks and caused SRC Will Rice College members, a equal share for 150 percent of Master Bill Martin to send a five- Wiess student, and a Sid Morgan's medical bills, the excess The birds are back page letter to his college's Richardson student. money going to Morgan as members. According to the lengthy letter compensation for his pain. by Rolf Asphaug and giant tree nets have been used, The recent explosions are a written by Martin and distributed Assistant Campus Police Chief They're back agai.i, right on either with no success or at too continuation of disturbances that to college members on Mary Voswinkel said that schedule: several hundred great an expea.se, in Rice's "Battle thousand grackles, robins, climaxed during dead week of last Wednesday, two WRC students although other colleges are of the Birds." blackbirds, cowbirds and starlings, semester, when Sid Richardson received a "stayed suspension" for involved in the fireworks shooting, One detects a growing Vietnam swooping over the campus in President Hardie Morgan suffered the remainder of their enrollment most of the activity has taken place mentality in frustrated University- beautiful patterns every evening a broken nose in a fight provoked at Ricd"; and an injunction against around Sid Richardson College. officials who speak of "safe before settling down in our trees by firecracker-popping. entering Sid Richardson College "There's nothing much we can corridors" and who try to devise for the night, despoiling the "Probably more than a dozen for any purpose. The suspension do about it," said Voswinkel. "We new weapons systems to combat people were shooting firecrackers clause means that any other ground and unwary passers-by the winged menace. This year See SRC-WRC, page 5 that night from the roof of the violation by the students will result below. At dawn they fly north to defoliation, taped distress calls, find food, only to return to Rice at white sacks hung from trees, and a Following phone cutoff the end of the day. propane cannon are being thrown For over a decade the birds have into the breach. been visiting Rice in huge numbers While the administration has Administration affirms contract from early January to late March; just about given up hopes of every year the administration has forcing the birds off campus, by Allison Foil December 17, possibly due to a system from Southwestern Bell. tried but failed to keep them away. Grounds Foreman Earl Arto Campus officials continue to faulty contact in a switch common "We won't change," Williams Tree trimming, defoliation, reports that this year's express confidence in Rice's control, according to Campus said. "It has worked out quite well. chimes, cannon, ultrasound, combination of deterrents seems to telephone system and its servicers Service Administrator Ken There are minor problems that starter pistols—even helicopters See Bird war, page 5 following a total breakdown of the Williams. crop up all the time with the University network late last GD's Stromberg-Carlson equipment, but they are able to semester. subsidiary, the manufacturer of resolve the problems quite quickly. SA debates club sports Poor performance from the Fisk components for the University's We are very satisfied with the Controversy over funding for questioned the overall benefit of a Telephone Co. led the Business "master switch," has been working service." club sports dominated a brief first tax increase, while others felt that Office to purchase a service with the system since July 1 on a Williams attributed much of the meeting of the Student other forms of financing should be contract costing twice as much six-month trial basis. It appears change in operating capacity to the Association Senate Monday. used. from General Dynamics that their contract will be Stromberg-Carlson personnel. Athletic Committee student See Club sports, page 5 Corporation. Yet campus extended. The alternative would "Their maintenance people are representative Kent Erickson telephone service broke down be to buy a new $400,000 switching better trained and better qualified, contended that figures collected by being factory-oriented. They are Helen Poindexter's Club Sports Late news able to identify and resolve the Subcommittee proved that "Rice is problems quite rapidly." substantially below par" in club The Thresher learned late last sports funding. He asked that a night from a reliable source that While General Dynamics is not blanket tax increase be passed to the duties handled by resigning sure what caused the December 17 help finance such non-varsity Campus Business Manager breakdown, Williams is confident sports as soccer, volleyball, rugby, Russell Pitman will be assumed of the system. "While it (the rifle team and sailing. by Vice President for External system) will never be perfect in that Injather business, the SA voted Affairs William Akers. it's just a piece of mechanical to proceed with publication of a Akers, whose title will equipment, how quickly the student directory even though it probably become "Vice breakdown can be resolved is the will not be ready until early President for Administration," most important thing" said February, and President John will thus be in charge of Williams. They are doing a real Cockerham reported that Rice's maintenance, food services, good job in re-opening in a short Board of Governors is considering housing and groundskeeping as order and keeping it in good the SA's October 8 resolution to well as his present concerns, fund working conditions " abolish regional admission quotas. raising, public relations and Williams commented that the Erickson's pica for a blanket tax alumni affairs. number of problems with the increase was tabled until more The Thresher will present a system has been reduced through information could be brought and confirmed report on this —Wayne Derrick Jones Commons expansion has begun. the semester. before the SA Some senators information next week J SPANNING THE HEDGES/by David Dow

"The inclination to aggression... precludes independent action from constitutes the greatest countries because they do not see impediment to civilization." The themselves as individual parts of a frequency of war makes Freud's whole humankind, but as members pessimism appear to be divine of sacred, inviolable blocks. revelation. Most recently, the Global organization — or more Soviet invasion of Afghanistan fits properly, its absence — stifles the abject theory so precisely. rational and intelligent decision- Some hope Afghanistan will be making by acknowledging the Russia's Vietnam; others harp that claims to sanctity of these narrow- it shows American acquiescence to minded groups. Members of the Russian bear which has groups, blind in their devotion, surpassed us militarily; and those accept without question the with memories wonder whether actions of their whole. Everyone m Brezhnev is testing Carter the way escapes individual accountability, Khrushchev tested Kennedy in the for it is the group that acts. Cuban Missile Crisis. Discussing the motive makes interesting We call these pernicious groups conversation, but it obscures the nation-states. They lead to far more critical issue: the desire associations which have no logical to aggress. bases, so they produce habitual The consequences of this hatreds which no one understands, THRESHING-IT-OUT impulse are clear. Aggression and equally curious affinities. menacingly threatens humanity. Alliances form between countries Froehlich clarifies SA programs carried out by robots. with an internal squabble of the The causes are more shrouded — as if the enemy is known in finance report The MOB has been limited to only Catholic Church. It seems to me despite Freud's own certainty. advance. Indeed it is because the one short bus trip per season. The that Kung wants to have the best of Herbert Marcuse, for example, enemy is defined. Ultimately, this To the Editor: restrictions on the MOB, which are all worlds, a forum for his views suggests that aggression is less an environment may not produce I would like to correct several unique in the SWC, are as mindless (i.e., the University of Tubingen) instinct than a product of our war, but it emascualtes our ability misrepresentations made by the as Thresher editorials criticizing and a creditable anchor in the specific culture. And on close to respond to global aggression. Thresher in their opening remarks occasional performances. Taking world whence his views have —————The present in- to my report which apeared in the the band out of football games is sprung (i.e., Catholic Church). international ar- December 6 issue regarding the analogous to amputation rather Unfortunately, his profession is "The existing inter- rangement pre- S.A. Finance Committee. First, I than to "trimming fat." Alumni at unlike that of teachers in music, national environment scribes in ad- am not the S.A. treasurer. John out-of-town games such as in art, or drama, who can ignore vance proper re- Hunnel holds that office currently, Dallas have been embarrassed criticism by their professional favors and thereby actions to any having been elected by the student repeatedly by absence of band organizations both in their perpetuates aggression." situation. So the body last spring. My position is an support. capacities as University teachers . Polish hesitate to appointed one as acting chairman and private teachers. Given the of the S.A. Finance Committee. These circumstances serve to nature of the present Pope, it is inspection, the Afghanistan crisis vocally disagree with their Russian The other committee members are emphasize the extraordinary likely that procedures for confirms the idea that the existing allies despite their obvious J.C. Puckett, John Hunnell, Lynn accomplishments of Bert and the excommunication of Kung, or international environment favors disapproval of the invasion. Lednicky and Brian Collins. The MOB. other forms of disciplinary action and thereby perpetuates Still more dangerous are the report was written by me on behalf Shelton Ragland are to follow. I suspect that these aggression. alliances which grow out of the of the committee. Hanszen '69 will raise a hue and cry around the Eventually we must deal with obsession of nation-states with Second, the committee did not world. I cannot join. We've had the science of aggression. Does our independent sovereignty; this very audit the books of the various one Martin Luther. There is genetic composition include condition fosters war. Norman student organizations but merely Kung shouldn't try absolutely no need for a repeat. aggressive tendencies? The more Cousins observed: "In its grossest reviewed them. We are not Kung has tried, which is fine. He truculent endlessly pronounce and most lethal form, force is qualified to conduct an official to be another Luther should now make up his mind platitudes of Social Darwinism in represented by grouping of people audit of the books. However, we To the Editor: what he wants to be: either a what appear to be bizarre into nations. This makes possible a are required by the Constitution to The apparent refusal by Kung to professor at the University of attempts to frustrate programs concentration of collective effort inspect them and report our cease his training of aspirants for Tubingen, or a rebellious priest in aimed at eliminating war. Some with a minimum of restraint and a findings regarding the use of funds the priesthood may turn the Kung- the Catholic Church. In my peace is fine, they allow, but, as maximum of fury." and compliance with the by-laws case into a cause celebre, which opinion-, the two are incompatible. Aristotle admonished, they say, To stop the brand of aggression to the S.A. Senate and student will then be followed by students everything in moderation. which the Soviets initiated in body. and faculties around the world Dieter Heymann This doctrine is dangerous, but Afghanistan, the international Third, the report which with interest, primarily because of Department of Geology it merits discussion. Even its community — as a depoliticized appeared in the Thresher was not the confrontation of an individual December 20, 1979 most devout supporters, if they are whole — must look beyond petty, presented in its entirely to the with the powerful institution of the (Hans Kung is a distinguished intellectually honest, must concede destructive alliances and punish Senate. John Hunnell and I Papacy. I hope that Professor Roman Catholic theologian that our global organization aggressors and perpetrators of informed the Senate of our Kung will not allow this to happen. recently censured by the Pope strangles efforts to deal with the injustice. Rational, disinterested, findings at the meeting. I then The fight for reforming his because his published opinions aggressive impulse. The Soviet thought can produce appropriate prepared the published report on Church, if that is considered depart from "the integral truth of military venture illuminates the responses to individual behalf of the committee with the necessary by Kung, ought to be Catholic faith." Kung does not inadequacy of existing mech- circumstances, but that can only title Report to the Student Body conducted outside the University insist in the virgin birth of Christ, anisms not because of the Russian occur once we successfully from the S.A. Finance Committee. of Tubingen, and Kung should be nor does he claim that the Pope is action — which we can assume for cultivate a unique individuality This should clear up any very careful not to mix academics infallible.—Editor) now to be inevitable in some sense which remains aware of the whole, confusion caused by the five lines — but because of the timid not merely fragments of it. Human added to my report by the international response — which no nature does not reject this ideal; it Thresher. ^ MATTHEW MULLER theory of the instincts can explain. just cannot ever support it from the \ v /\ V >-y Editor Global organization virtually confines of the nation-state. Scott Froehlich lririrAi trr\ JAYOLIPHANT Roth has succeeded Business Manager despite everybody else •AN'EVBMFlHAPCMiED Richard Dees Managing Editor TH' "FIRE DCTMUMENr," To the Editor: Carole Valentine Advertising Manager THIS ISN'T EXAOiy WJ Rolf Asphaug News Editor The retirement of Bert Roth as Wayne Derrick Photography Editor MOB director is a great loss for Franz Brotzen Fine Arts Editor Steve Bailey Sports Editor. Rice. His achievements in creating . Bob Schwartz Back Page Editor spirit and humor in Rice football David Butler Senior Associate Editor has helped make that experience Assistant Editor* Geti Snider, Amy Grossman News Staff Anita Gonzalez, Allison Foil, more bearable. The MOB has Kathy Mitchell, Michael Trachtenberg, Bill Bonner, Sarah Herbert, R.B. Johnson, clearly shown the style and Lela Smith, Adrienne Clark, Laura Rohwer, J.C. Puckett, Pat Campbell, Eugene Do mack, Ron Atutes, Rawslyn Ruffin, Augusta Barone, Run Coleman, approach needed to compete Rick Gerlach, Tom McAlister, Robin Barinaer Fine Arts Staff Steve Sailer, Oary Cole, against large, regimented, well- Thomas Peck, Nicole Van Den Heuvel, Scott Solis, Carol Owen, Thorn Glidden, Gaye Gilbert, Amanda Lewis, Mehcan Gouran, M. Bradford Moody, Jim Fowler supported organizations. (Excerpt Sports Staff Donald Buckholdt, Jean Hobart, E3 from The Dallas Morning News, Byron Welch, Rich Whitney, Alison F. Whittemore, Norma Gonzalfcz, Cindy McCabe, Ken Klein 12-1-79; "...that off-beat bunch Photography Staff Jay Bauerle, Robert Bohrer Buster Brown, T.W. Cook, Bruce Davies, Dingbat, Janie Harrison, affectionately known as the Bruce Kessler, Jeff McGee, Laura Rohwer, Wunderwood Advertising Staff John Szalkowski, James Hadley, David Hou MOB...gave a better performance Production Staff John VanderPut, Oaye Gilbert, Ann Betley, Kelvin Thompson, Laura Rohwer, Cole Erskin, Dianne Frome, than the football team") Vikki Kaplan, Allisqn Foil, Ruth Hillhouse, Laurie Koch Bert's success with this entirely Circulation Rob Rogers, Vikki Kaplan. Chaijean Heard The Rice Thresher, the official student newspaper at Rice University since 1916, is published volunteer group has been realized weekly on Thursdays during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays, by the students of Rice University. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor in spite of suppression by of the Rice Memorial Center, P.O. Box 1892, Houston, TX 77001. Phone 527-4801 or 527-4802. administrators, who apparently Advertising information available upon request.Mail subscription rate: SI5.00 per year. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of anyone except the writer. believe that football games can be Obviously. conducted as unemotionally as c Copyright 1980, The Rice Thresher. All rights reserved. The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 2 BEYOND THE HEDGES/by David Butler

A Harvard professor has been University board of regents words, I drew attention away from But now, it seems that even that formally reprimanded by the accepted an expansion to the the reprehensible conduct of Glenn noble idea has fallen prey to the Science Marches On Depart- university administration after a campus' football stadium from the Terrell and the WSU Board of dregs of the Me Decade. Texas ment: Dr. Brent Skura of the female student filed a claim of school's athletic booster club, Regents regarding the stadium A&M has just announced that its University of British Columbia is sexual harassment against him. despite reports of shoddy issue. For this I** a*m truly sorry." Memorial Student Center's Free attempting to develop a non- Freshman student Helene workmanship and a boost in ticket University committee will sponsor flatulent bean. Skura reports that Sahadi York charged that prices planned to pay for the In the sixties, many colleges and a Bridal Fair next April. The fair he's signing up student government professor Martin expansion and its repairs. Student universities established what will include a fashion show, volunteers—and paying them $25 Kilson made improper advances body president Gary Baker became known as free universities discussions on how to prepare for a a day—to test the non-gas toward her during a meeting in his attended the Board meeting to —collections of non-credit free properly elaborate wedding, and producing beans, which he claims office in November. York reported express student concerns, but the courses taught by local artisans or seminars on married finances and would be a "significant dietary the incident to_assistant dean of the project was accepted and the guest lecturers on a variety of different theological perspectives breakthrough" if they work as College Judith Walzer, whose meeting adjourned before Baker controversial and trivial topics. on marriage. planned. office handles harassment had a chance to address the board. complaints filed by women at After the meeting, Baker was Harvard. quoted by the WSU Daily Kilson told the Harvard Evergreen as saying, "I get so Crimson that dean of the College fucking pissed off about this whole D00NESBURY Henry Rosovsky has written a thing— every time we turn around HERE AT FEST, WE LIKE TO THAT'S ALL THERE. IS TO formal letter of reprimand against we get it crammed up our ass." YEAH, WIS ISNT HELL, NO! GOOD MOWN: FRIENDS. TH//K THATRICH 15 BETTTR. IT, FRIENDS. FOR THE NEXT ONE OF THOSE him, and told Kilson that further Baker's quote was featured I'M JOHN CONNALLY, AND 50 WE TRY TO SHOW FOLKS YOU'RE RICH' 48 HOURS, YOU'RE SIMPLY DEALS WHERE I WANT D WELCOME YOU I HOW TO TURN OFF THE GUILT. YOU CAN DO complaints against him could prominently on the front page of GONNA LEARNTO TAKE RE- WE CANT GO TO TO FB5T, THE FREG ENTER- WE SHOW'EM THAT ITS OKAY SPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN WHATEVER THE JOHN, IS IT? YOU UJANTI result in a hearing before the the Evergreen, next to a picture of PRISE TRA/N/N'SEMINAR. TO SUCCEED, THAT BUSINESS WEALTH. ANY QUESTIONS? Harvard Corporation, which has university president Glenn Terrell, IS BEAUTIFUL. the power to revoke tenure. who defended the stadium V Harvard established formal expansion. procedures to handle complaints The WSU publications board concerning sexual harassment last later voted to reprimand editor year. Graduate student Cynthia Dell Burner for violating parts of Dahlin, who is working on a study the school's publication policy of sex discrimination, told the which prohibits publication of <£B /SIMFATUI Crimson that women at Harvard material in "bad taste." The see cases of sexual harassment as board's policies, which have not YOU'RE NOT HERB FOR. YOU MOW THAT AS AMERICA'S THE CONNALLY WAY OFFERS YOU If/DOUBLE-TALK, GENTLEMEN. CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY, YOU DE- THAT RESPECT. IT GIVES YOU THE isolated cases, rather than "a been changed in 17 years, are now YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE, AS SERVE SETTER. YOU KNOW THAT SPACE IN WHICH TO REALIZE YOUR I FEEL BET- pervasive pattern." under review; reports from the BUSINESSMEN, YOU'RE SICK AS OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE EARNING POTENTIAL. RTSAYSTHAT TER ABOUT ME, AND TIRED OF BEING BLAMED AGAINST CHEAP JAPANESE IMPORTS,TAX INCENTIVES ARE OKAY. AND BYMYSELF AL- TOO. *** Student Law Press Center in FOR ALL OF SOC1ETYS I US' YOU DESERVE OUR RESPECT! PEREGULAVN& INDUSTRY, IT CREATESREADY. A report in a college newspaper Washington, D.C., indicate that A CONTEXT FOR GROWTH. concerning a faulty stadium the "bad taste" guideline is addition has developed into a probably unconstitutional. Burner controversy over the rights of commented in an editorial after the college editors. reprimand that "what I regret The controversy developed more than anything else is that by when the . Washington State disturbing some of my readers with

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Surgeon General Julius B. reports that onion juice contains carcinogens and are still present Richmond says, "The health of the prostaglandin Al, an anti- in beers. American people is better than hypertensive substance. To keep Other health notes from ever." According to the 1979 from crying while peeling the Consumer Newsweekly: The FDA annual report of the Department onion, soak it in water. This reports that non-prescription of Health, Education and Welfare, removes the sulfuric acid from the drugs to ease skin irritants the average lifespan of Americans fumes which cause the tears. The (itching) contain ingredients that has increased 2.7 years. Fewer report offers no suggestions for are safe and effective. people are starting to smoke, and bad breath. death due to heart disease is down *** by 22 percent. This report You can now eat bacon without emphasizes diet in human health. fear of cancer. Assistant Secretary TexPIRG Board of Directors Suggestions tor the average of Agriculture Carol Foreman, will be meeting Monday, Jan. 14, American include reducing intake says "American consumers can at 7 pm in the TexPIRG office to of calories, refined sugar, salt, fat, buy, assured that virtually all discuss appropriations for projects bacon pumped with a nitrate cure this semester. Projects include and cholesterol, and increasing Rice's beautiful trees have become a paradise for another animal besides is free from confirmable levels of Solar Energy Conference, and consumption of complex the Rice student. Can they coexist? carbohydrates like grains, fresh nitrosamines." Nitrosamines are Candidate forum. fruit, and vegetables. Dr. Richmond suggests the ice, A&M host American philosophy conference following to enhance the prospects "Persons and Community in Kolenda, who is coordinating the of good health: don't smoke, or January 18 January 16 and 17 will include American Philosophy" will be the conference for Rice. misuse alcohol. Exercise 9 am William 3 McDermott, talks on Josiah Royce, George topic of a conference January 16- The Rice segment of the moderately, have occasional James Texas A&M Mead, and Charles S. Peirce 18 at Rice and Texas A&M conference will be on January 17 checkups for high blood pressure, 10:30 John Darnell Rucker (given by Kolenda). Universities. The conference is and 18 at the Kyle Morrow Room and cancer. Follow speed laws and Dewey Skidmore open to the general public. of Fondren Library and will use your seat belts. 2 pm Contemporary David "We think the program should "We are bringing experts on include: Developments Norton, appeal to people in literature, To reduce your chances of high American philosophy to discuss January 17 Delaware psychology, and political science, blood pressure drink onion juice. the classical figures of American 8 pm George John Lachs, as well as philosophy," Kolenda The American Chemical Society philosophy," said Konstantin Santayana Vanderbilt The Texas A&M segment said.

PROBLEM PREGNANCY? STAR PIZZA 'Sniper' hits Rice Are you considering A reported sniper at Rice Voswinkel noted that 10pm Abortion? Needs a waitress and University Monday night was "was a little late for a Physical apparently a Physical Plant Plant man to be out there," but the Free pregnancy testing and referrals part-time kitchen worker firing at birds with a starter Campos have no other leads to go Call help. pistol, according to Campus Police on. (713) 524-0548 Assistant Director Mary Voswinkel. 5701 South Main Houston, Tx. Come by 2111 Norfolk Campos investigated a report Beer busted Abortion? received at 10pm that a man fired a Sid Richardson's "Oh Shit, It's or call 523-0800. (713) 524-0548 handgun near entrance 2 and then Monday" beer party held Monday ran by Rayzor Hall before night at William Marsh Rice's shooting at some trees. No suspect tomb was broken up by Campus iiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiri iiViiniirirnViilnfirili'itiiu: was found, however. Since the Police after Lovett Hall personnel suspect's description fits that of a and President Norman Hacker- Physical Plant employee assigned man complained that the party was to try to frighten away birds from causing too much commotion. Engineers at Xerox the President's House with a Apparently some people who starter pistol, the case has been were still working in Lovett were shelved. bothered by the noise. work miracles. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiHiiiiiin JONES - SRC TOVER PARTY

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Not everyone is ready for it. Xerox XEROX is. And we're looking for Xerox is an affirmative When engineers who want to be action employer (male/female) SATURDAY WINE, BEER, JANUARY 12 MIXED DRINKS, 9:00-2:00 DANCE, MUSIC CAREERS THAT CANT BE DUPLICATED Where: How much: SRC FLOOR $2.00 ADMISSION LOBBIES 7111111111111111!IM1111111111111111111111111 imiiiiiiiiiiiiMlir- Bcno The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 4 SRC-WRC fireworks antics take mean turn... continued from page 1 morning and wake everyone," rather fundamental dimensions of the college court is willing to Proctor Edward Holt concludes get calls when the fireworks go off, Carrington confessed. "It's human social life." combat the violations, but he that the final policy to reduce the but we can only arrest people if we obviously a release of tension. At Martin explained that the added, "I'm not going to spend any occurence of firecracker shooting catch them actually shooting the that time—and I'm sure it's the chances of injury from the time catching people." Since the will be to appeal directly to the firecrackers; when they're shooting same for those doing the shooting fireworks are greater than what court itself cannot initiate any students. "We can apppeal to them from the 14th floor or the now—I didn't realize the potential one may suspect. "The vast action without first hearing a people with good sense, and that roof of the college, it makes the job harm the firecrackers could majority of (fireworks-related) complaint, McGuffin stressed that includes most people on the Rice very difficult." Voswinkel cause " injuries occur in a three-day period if people want something done campus. Fireworks are illegal in explained that when the culprits Carrington warns, though, that surrounding July 4. We have July 4 about the situation, they will have Houston, they can hurt people, see the police car driving up, they the shooting is very dangerous and eight months a year." Martin also to take action themselves. and we don't want them." naturally stop what they are doing. should not be taken lightly. "We're noted that a firecracker recently "We're very distressed about it, talking about possible loss of exploded very close to himself and because it's a fairly frequent vision, fingers and toes, and other fourteen others. Club sports funding.. occurence, but it's very difficult to critical accidents." Morgan believes that the initial continued from page I Erickson felt that a student combat," Voswinkel added. She In his letter, Martin expressed responsibility of dealing with the feels the problem will have to be "I don't see why I should pay to blanket tax would spur Rice deep concern with the continued problem lies with the individual send the skeet-shooting team to University officials into handled by the college masters and firing of bottle rockets, water college courts. Martin, however, presidents. Fort Worth," argued one senator. contributing a matching amount balloons, and other missiles: "The felt that the "inoperativeness" of to club sports. "It's a step in the Former Proctor Sam Carring- Poindexter had found Rice's iact is, we have engaged in Sid Richardson college court for right direction" he said of the tax. ton agrees that the problem is repeated illegal, aggressive, the past two years has promoted a club sports budget—about $4,000 The issue will be considered serious, but will be best handled assaultive behavior against Will feeling that nothing will be done paid wholly through the Athletic further at an SA workshop through the colleges. Rice College. To imagine that no toward rule violators. But he, Department budget—to be Saturday afternoon. Club sports "I have to admit that when I was one in the college would ever too, still feels that the court can be significantly lower than those of administrator Doug Osburn, an undergraduate, I, too, thought retaliate, perhaps also with illegal, used to deal with the problem. other comparable schools. contacted by the Thresher, said he it was was real neat to set off a aggressive, and assaultive Vanderbilt, for example, budgets Sid Richardson Chief Justice had not heard of the subcommittee string of firecrackers at two in the behavior, is to overlook some Bruce McGuffin has promised that $25,000 for club sports, with funding through general university reports but agreed that club sports channels and student contribu- could use more money. tions as well as through the SA representatives voted to Bird war escalates.. proceed with publication of the Athletic Department. However, continued from page 1 Aggie remedy, for 45 minutes effective method of keeping the Vanderbilt has 25 club programs student directory, although be working in keeping well- every evening. The calls, broadcast birds away, Good found, but to Rice's eight, and one senator printing delays have continued to traveled areas free of infestation. from loudspeakers in the trees, and Campus Business Manager Russel questioned the value to be gained crop up. The propane cannon has been fired the white sacks have worked so far. Pitman says that the cost is by spending an extra $500 per club "We need to prove that we can near the Chemistry Building, the But Rice's bird season has barely excessive. sport. do it," joked a senator. President's House, and the Rice begun, and Biologist Paul "Part of our problem is the The directories are paid for by Memorial Center, and has been Harcombe predicts "a bumper thickness of trees on campus. If "That's enough for a couple of advertising and will be distributed successful in scaring birds away— crop" of the pests in 1980. Possibly you could cut down every second extra pairs of shoes," he said. free of charge. to other spots on campus. half a million birds may visit us this tree, it would help," sighs Pitman. — HOUSTON'S UPPER CUT = Arto is also trying a trick year. We're lucky: in 1975, W" ile you're waiting for that to developed by biologists at Texas according to former biology happen, carry an umbrella. Natural Hair Design for Men & Women graduate student Heidi Good, A&M University, which also has PATSY'S SECRETARIAL grackle problems:empty feed about 700,000 birds roosted here. SERVICE sacks. The white sacks, festooned Good, now studying in Europe, PROFESSIONAL TYPING on trees near the President's wrote her doctoral dissertation on House, are discouraging roosting. Rice's bird phenomenon. 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I chose these songs because I like lO.Superman The Kinks Trick and The Knack released them, but many reflect the three gorillas. Yet, the most pop, least major trends of 1979 in 1 l.Good Girls Don't The Knack progressive, and biggest selling 1 commercial music. album was by the erstwhile art 12.Are Friends Electric? Tubeway Army band Supertramp—which shows Top Songs 1979 that when people wallow around in I rrrrrrrm •rrrrm 13.Escape (The Pina pure pop they still feel better if they Colada Song) Rupert tell themselves they're being Holmes The Knack: Beatles without genius —Bruce Kessler 2.1 Don't Like The Boomtown aesthetically uplifted. Mondays Rats 14.Girl of My Critics claim they inflict all these imply that local radio is Dreams Bram Tchaikovsky "Best of..." lists on the public in improving—especially when you 3.Hey Hey My My Neil Young Favorite Concerts 20() order to promote discussion, recall that twelve months ago 4.Hot Stuff Donna Summer 15.Cruel to Be 1.Tom Robinson Band institutions like Cheap Trick and Kind Nick Lowe argument, contemptuous letters to 600 Blondie had never been played 5.Heart of Glass Blondie 2.The Boomtown Rats the editor, fistfights, and the like. 16.Fool In The here because program directors i 5,000 Critics really publish these 6.1s She Really Rain Led Zeppelin 3.The Kinks considered them too punkish for things to show how superior their Going Out With the tender ears of Houstonians. 17. So Lonely The Police 4.Shake Russell Band 500 taste is. In cases like mine where Him? Joe Jackson Overall, though, Houston radio 200 that's manifestly impossible, they 7.Let's Go The Cars 18.Goodbye 5.Fools Face seems as tedious as ever. Stranger Supertramp compile these lists to prove that 600 Management is now willing to try 8.Shape of Things 6.Joe Jackson while they may like a lot of junk, 19. Born To Be Ian they certainly like a lot of different out groups as fresh sounding as To Come Head Boys Gary Numan's Tubeway Army, Alive Patrick Hernandez kinds of junk. Third, punk riffs— fast, app but listeners apparently prefer 9.Sultans of Swing Dire Straits 20.A11 I Want Southside Johnny metronomic jackhammer basslines muj The only song on this list of 25 even heavier doses of Styx and Z Z t Is Everything AAsbury Jukes and clicking rhythm guitar riffs— of that I haven't heard on a Top. This situation got worse suddenly and unexpectedly sprang bar commercial radio station in when KLOL decided to aim for a up everywhere. The commercial C Houston is I Fought the Law by blue collar instead of a white collar Remakes breakthrough of The Cars' Just the The Clash. This would seem to audience. 1. Money The Flying Lizards What I Needed in 1978 showed Nev that while the hardcore punks had dis£ 2.Rock and Roll Bruce stiffed at the cash register, the cou Medley Springsteen American public was ready for the Toe 3.Knock on Wood Amii Stewart underlying musical structure if it Wa 4.1 Fought the Law The Clash was polished up. In 1979 a terrific stag variety of bands worked kno CHRIST 5.Under My Thumb The Hounds interesting variations off what had an Disco dominated the early months, but the popularity of guitar driven disco rockers like Hot Stuff and Superman demonstrated that the public was Deborah Harry -B. Kessler finally relearning the simple fact that electric guitars are more fun to FOR SALE KING ay dance to than violins. This RICE AREA presaged the collapse of disco in Immaculate 2BR-2BTH the fall. LVTHERAN Eg condo (appx. 1000 sq.ft;) on Second, unashamed pop-rock one of Houston's most finally returned to public favor. CHVRCH elegant streets, minutes Popmaster Nick Lowe had his first from the university. American hit after ten years of Beautifully decorated, cranking out three minute singles; hardwood floors, patio, Joe Jackson made it big with One RICE AT GREENBRIAR • IN THE VILLAGE down stairs unit over- album, though it had taken looking pool and courtyard. singalikes Elvis Costello and Providing Lutheran Campus Ministry at Rice $89,500. Wolff and Assoc. Graham Parker three and five 977-2323 albums, respectively; and Cheap The Eagles: Maybe lithium would htip

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Ballet: 200 Royal Winipeg Ballet. Canada's Royal Ballet, 600 founded in 1939, will be giving two performances on January 14 and 15. The first program will feature 5,000 Stravinsky's music in Pulcinella Variations; Family 500 Scenes; Adagietto, created by Oscar Araiz to the fourth movement of Mahler's Symphony No. 5; and 200 Song Without Words, performed to music by Mendelssohn. On January 15, featured among other 600 Ian Hunter classical and modern movement dances will by the pas Bruce Kessler de sic and Tarantella from Act III of Napoli, one of fast, appeared to be a limited, dead-end the reigning New Wave August Bournonville's ballets. Music Hall, January Pianist/lecturer Hinson islines musical device. Head Boys' Shape 14 and 15 at 8 pm. Telephone 227-3625. orthodoxy. Music: iffs— of Things to Come was the most Not a bad year, but no song was prang baroque of these efforts. obviously trendsetting as the Maurice Hinson. Music educator Hinson will give a Theatre: ercial One year ago it appeared that Stones' Miss You was in 1978. So, lecture/recital entitled Piano Music in 19th Century Just the phemonenon loosely called fill in your own number one pick. The Acting Company. John Houseman, director of America. He will present a commentary using lowed New Wave might fizzle out a this professional theatre group from the Juilliard compositions of the 19th century and explain the :s had disappointingly as progressive School in New York, will present three performances circumstances under which they were heard and *, the country did in the mid-seventies. Best of'79 on January 10,11, 12. The first show will be Elizabeth written and on what instrument they were played. On ar the Today, the danger is that New I, representing a musicalized version of Queen Saturday the 12th, at 1 pm, he will present a training Elizabeth's reign depicted by a company of actors i if it Wave will triumph totally, and Female Singers of the Year session for piano teachers and look into new piano srrific stagnation will set in again. Who Krissie Hynd of The Pretenders traveling through the English countryside. The Wite teaching techniques. The recital will be on January 11, rked knows, in a few years we may need Rickie Lee Jones Devil, directed by Michael Kahn, is a story of corrupt at 8 pm, and both free performances are in Hamman it had an Anti-Sex Pistols to challenge Italian society. Victoria is in love with rich and Hall. Male Singers of the Year lan Hunter Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music

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The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 7 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Rice men split games in Bluebonnet, SWC play by Byron Welch and Rich Whitney stretch in the second half, Houston The Rice men's basketball team outscored Rice 26-10 and walked split their four games during the away with a 78-70 win. Christmas break and for the first Rice jumped to an early lead on time ever finished third in baskets by Bobby Tudor, Ricky the Bluebonnet Classic. In the first Pierce, and Robert Shaw, but the BC round of the Classic, the Owls Cougars came back to tie the score outplayed tournament winners at 9-9 after 5:30 of play. Both (JSC, but it wasn't enough to teams traded baskets for the rest of overcome the 13-point half time the first half and at halftime deficit as Southern Cal held on to Houston held the lead by only two take a 69-60 win. In the points, 38-36. consolation round the next night Through the first five minutes of Rice laughed through the first half, the second half, Rice continued to leading by 13 points at one point stay close. But with the score tied but retaining only a 44-39 lead 44-44, Houston ran off eight half time. The game went down to straight points and, on the strength the wire and was won by a Ricky of 12 points by Robert Williams Pierce baseline-jumper with four and numerous fouls by the Owls, seconds left in the game. It was the steadily pulled away to a 70-54 lead same shot Pierce had hit in the with only 2:12 remaining. Rice waning moments of Rice's home coach Mike Schuler then went to match earlier this season against the famous "Schuler Shuffle" and UT Arlington, but this time Rice the Owls started to close the gap, prevailed 70-69. but time ran out with Houston still Left: Kenny Austin grabs a rebound from USC. Right: Ricky Pierce drives to the basket.—photos by Wayne Derrick The Owls played 25 minutes of ahead 78-70. quality basketball in their SWC Leading scorers for Rice were also led the Owls in rebounding Williams added 19. play put the Owls ahead to stay, opener against the University of Bobby Tudor with 18 points, with 8 apiece. Kenny "Juice" Schuler must have been 31-29. Rice gradually opened up a Houston in Hofheinz Pavilion Ricky Pierce with 16, and Robert Williams had 20 points for the sncouraged by the team's 7-point lead on the shooting of January 3. But in a 12 minute Shaw with 14. Pierce and Shaw Cougars and freshman Robert improved free-throw percentage as both Tudor and Pierce, but TCU they made 20 of 23, or 86.9%, for fought back to close within 3 the night. Robert Shaw was also points with 6:25 left before impressive, with 7 first half Anthony DeCello put the game rebounds and two 3-point away for Rice with some good plays in his best game of the ballhandling and foul shooting. season. The game's most encouraging DEMO'S AUTOMOTIVE CENTER In the words of a revered aspect was Tudor's outside basketball coach, "A win is a win is shooting, which forced TCU out of a win." Rice did defeat TCU, 57- "VVe Offer Personalized Service" »\A7A its zone defense. Tudor was 6 for 8 • • 47, in the Owls' 1980 SWC home in the second half, all his shots Specializing In tntJTHWfST FfMY- court opener, but they didn't look coming from outside 15 feet. Ricky • TRANSMISSIONS • BRAKES • AIR CONDITIONING • FRONT END edsoMsr $ impressive against the conference's Pierce rebounded from a poor 4- • ENGINE ANALYSIS • TIRE TRUING • BODY REPAIRS • PAINTING >- 1 s / weakest team. BiVP. ir. / for-15 performance against U of H - litsi to hit 11 of 16 field goals for 23 • | g T/A5U' tOi taking a weak 4-0 lead after four 0 points. DeCello also had another !rre «..r. HtC'i'C 4 / minutes of play. Then Ricky Pierce fine game, contributing 7 assists put the Owls ahead 8-4, but neither 1 and sinking 7 of 8 free throws. AMIR. ury BLVS>. • team was able to do anything 526-3781 7 6CLLA.RZ BLVD. I HOi.COV.SZ Si,2. offensively for the rest of the half Rice is now 1-1 in conference and TCU led at halftime, 23-21. play and 3-7 for the season. 2438 TANGLEY AT KELVIN "RENTAL CAR AVAILABLE" Poor shooting by both teams The team will travel to Waco (41.7% for the Owls), a total of 23 this weekend to play Baylor, which turnovers and TCU's zone defense is 0-1 in conference play and 5-6 for held the score down. the season. Tuesday, the Owls will Ricky Pierce's 15-foot jump shot meet Texas Tech, 2-0 and 8-4, in tied the score at athe start of the Lubbock. 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The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 8 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL by Donald Buckholt Lorraine Schunck was once again Though Rice was having an The Rice women's basketball a standout for Rice, scoring nine unusually poor night, the game team fell victim to cold shooting points and pulling in seven was decided by the talent of the and a superior Lamar University rebounds. Guards Darcy Carter Lamar team. The Cardinals team on Monday evening at Autry and Kathy Barnard also played showed a solid all-around game, Court, losing 77-52. The quick well, with Barnard picking up her which was especially strong in Cardinals, who are one of the best four points on two long-range rebounding and team quickness. Division I AIAW teams in Texas, bombs from around 25 feet. The effect became quite apparent ran away from the Division II Despite her foul problems and in the second half as the fatigued Owls in the second half using their being double and triple-teamed by Owls repeatedly allowed second rebounding advantage to Lamar, Lunday still managed and third shots by Lamar while dominate play. eight points and shot 50 percent being held to one shot on their end of the court. The Owls showed the effect of from the field. their long layoff over the Christmas holiday break. "We were tired and out of condition," Rice varsity athletics for Jan 10-19 explained Rice coach Linda San Antonio 7:30 pm Tucker. "Another factor that hurt Jan 11 W Basketball vs. Trinity Waco 7:30 pm us a great deal tonight is that Pat Jan 12 M Basketball vs Baylor 7:30 pm Krieger (Rice's leading scorer this W Basketball vs. St. Mary's San Antonio 7:30 pm season) was very cold." Jan 15 M Basketball vs. Texas Tech Lubbock Jan 17 W Basketball vs. Angelina Lufkin 5:30 pm Rice played Lamar well during Jan 18 MW Swimming vs. TCU Ft. Worth 7:00 pm the first twenty minutes, staying Jan 19 W Swimming vs . TWU Denton all day even through much of the half and W Basketball vs. U of H Hofheinz 5:30 pm going in at the break down by only Left: Pat Krieger drives for a layup. Right: Laura Jo Manning (31) shoots over M Basketball vs. Texas A&M AUTRY 8:00 pm seven, 35-28. However, Rice center i Lamar's Carolyn Ford as Darcy Carter looks on.—photos by Laura Rohwer MW Rifle vs. U of H RICE GYM Gay "Chief Lunday. picked up over 25 percent for the game. Thi? forced Rice into taking bad shots, her third foul with 2:24 left in the was due more than a little to Not all was gloom for the Owls first half, and Tucker kept her on Lamar's defense, which often___i^_^h|s^gaine^however. Freshman the bench until 14:32 of the a tRlra CKjat st^yles.... second half. She played only three minutes in the second half before ENVELOPES & fouling out. The loss of her inside TIMES BARBER SHOP offense forced Rice to depend on 2423 TIMES BLVD. outside shooting to stay with f// LETTERHEAD Lamar. Unfortunately, Rice had , (IN THE VILLAGE) the kind of shooting night that 500 for $39.00 528-9440 nightmares are made of. Pat Krieger, usually Rice's best outside kinko's graphics, inc. BOB AND JoeL shooter, suffered through an awful 2019 S.W. Freeway @ Shepherd Dr. performance from the field, r although she was still the leading if/, 520-9753 Students $4.00 scorer for the Owls with 12 points. As a team, Rice shot just barely waz. m m mm TEXTBOOK RETURNS POLICY

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The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 9 OWLOOK Before the Rice men's doubts. Even though Pierce hit a when that happens, he can make The Owls' three victories have and an improving outside shot. basketball season began, I had a crucial baseline shot with four the shots look automatic. come against relatively weak Rice's best jumper is freshman chance to talk with coach Mike seconds left in the UT Arlington An All-Conference candidate teams, and that is certainly nothing Kenny Austin. Austin roams Schuler about the prospects for a game, he had not been hitting from Walla Walla Junior College to brag about. However, if Bobby under the boards like a skyscraper winning season. Schuler assured outside shots with consistency and does not a Southwest Conference Tudor continues to hit those 25- on wheels, providing an inside me that this season the Owls were I wondered how wise it had been contender make. Rice is not a foot bombs and freshmen Robert threat that takes much of the heat "going to surprise some people. for Schuler to call that play. I later contender for the Conference Shaw and Donald Bennett off of Rice's outside shooters. We're going to beat some people learned that Pierce's outside Championship this year. There is a continue to develop as rapidly as Kenny hasn't been scoring much so we aren't supposed to beat." shooting had been hampered by a lack of speed on this team. Top they have been doing thus far this far—or at least not as much as he Southwest Conference writers hand injury. offensive performers such as season, Schuler won't be short on could—but he is accounting for didn't think much of Schuler's In the four games over the playmaker Anthony DeCello and bragging material by season's end. several points that will never be prediction as they consistently Christmas break, Pierce more than Bobby Tudor haven't been Although Shaw is slow, he is a recorded, because there is no way placed his Owls at the bottom of redeemed his coach. He has been providing the defense Rice needs hard worker that will fight for to accuqwly determine how many the pre-season polls, except in a playing tough basketball under the to beat the stronger teams. Rice rebounds and percentage shots points are scored each game as a few cases where Rice was chosen goal, muscling in against the big tends to often play their and has been increasingly result of one player's ability to ahead of TCU, which is no great guys and scoring with double opponent's game instead of their successful this season. Schuler is so intimidate defenses. And Austin is honor. coverage. And when Pierce is on own, running with the faster teams impressed with Shaw's play that also far from reaching his Schuler told me in that initial his game, the zone defense will not and slowing down against the Shaw is now a regular starter. And potential. interview that junior transfer work effectively against Rice. slower TCU. And Rice doesn't Bennett shows signs of developing Rice will once again struggle to Ricky Pierce was an excellent Pierce will roam from one of the have the depth it needs to stay in into another Ricky Pierce—his stay out of the Conference outside shooter as well as a strong post positions to the baseline or the the game against Texas, A&M and style of play should not be basement this season, but if they man inside. After watching the key and . back inside until a Arkansas when the starters need compared to Pierce's as much as remain healthy they are going to rest. the results: tough play in the lane scare some of the top teams in the Conference and will challenge them in a few seasons. To be a contender next year Rice will have to recruit some speed—if they don't, a challenge for the Conference Title can't begin until WHAT A 1982. Without speed the Owls need depth. Thus far this season they have been a twenty-minute team. DAY. They played a great second half against USC, a great first half against Houston, and only one good half against both Niagra and TCU, (whom they beat nonetheless). One of a coach's job qualifications is optimism, and Schuler is good at that. Rice played a dismal first half in the TCU game, but Schuler stuck to his game plan. It was a wise decision. In the second half, the difference that led to a Rice victory was that the game plan was well- executed much of the half. Schuler is very positive about the future of this Rice team, and his optimism may bear him out. The remainder of this season will be an indicator as to whether Rice can be a real contender in the Southwest Conference in the seasons to come. To realize this goal, Bennett, Shaw and Austin DAY must continue to improve and Schuler must hold on to players After 15 interviews with various com- Openings exist in: such as Pierce and Tudor. He must panies, I finally found MITRE And after 15 develop the bench so that Rice will interviews I definitely knew what I was look- COMPUTER SYSTEMS not be jeopardized by resting its ing for when I saw it. starters. This Rice team is capable COMMAND AND CONTROL of finishing dead last—and it is I had to have breathing room. A place definitely capable of sneaking up that would turn me loose and let me work on SYSTEMS ARCHITECTURE on a few people this year and in the different kinds of projects. On the other near future. hand, I had to know I'd be able to turn to COMMUNICATIONS —Steve Bailey otlYer people for advice and backup. And I definitely wanted a steady growth situation RADAR SYSTEMS ASSOCIATED With the MITRE people, I knew right See your Placement Office to set up an SECRETARIAL away I'd found it all. on-campus interview, or send your resume SERVICE At any given time, they have some 75 directly to the Jerome P. McKinnon] $1.10 per page and up. or so funded, significant programs involving The MITRE Corporation, Bedford, MA 01730. Extensive Experience several hundred separate projects and in Dissertation/Thesis tasks. And because they're Technical Ad- Equation/Statistical visors to the Air Force's Electronic Systems Legal/Resumes/General Division in Command, Control and Com- 3 MITRE will be at 2929 Buffalo Speedway munications (C ). they design and develop Rice University Suite 203 960-9618 some of the world's most advanced informa- Evenings,weekends: tion systems. on January 23,1980 780-3838, 771-7483 Still, MITRE handles every assignment as if it were the only one. Because they have to come up with the right solution every time. Student help That's their product. THE: needed in The best of MITRE to me is that they'll let me move from project to project if I want, Alumni Office or get deeply involved in a longer-range one MITRE for short-term There's always something waiting for me. CORPORATION project. Hours I'm glad it took 15 interviews to get to MlTRE is an equal opportunity flexible. Work- MITRE. Now when I say I chose them. I employer actively seeking applications under know exactly what I'm talking about its aftir-nat've at turn program study preferred. 2nd floor RMC 8:30-5:00

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HANSZEN 7 LOVETT Yes, after a one-year hiatus we WIESS The first annual Wiess College have returned one of the most Penthouse Publication contest will Ron Stutes Russ Coleman ° popular parties on the Rice Tom McAlister begin soon. All that is required is Welcome back! And especially campus. Wine, beer, and mixed The Associates/ Speaker series is to submit a letter for the Forum welcome to the new Hanszenites Lovett welcomes our new drinks will be served. You wanna finally in gear and will start off section. The first one published Ricky Blancas who transferred resident associates Ross Jennings dance? Bring some extra shoes, Tuesday, January 15 with a wins. For details and rules, call from Wiess, and Ruth Strauss who and Michael Freeman. 'cause you may wear out one pair. University Associate, Melanie Mac at 526-6857. is from William and Mary. Petitions are due tomorrow for We'll have all types of music. Suhr, speaking on "Stress and the All Wiess College seniors VP. The election takes place Sign-ups will soon be posted for For the night, the seventh-floor Rice Student." All Wiessmen and interested in a bi-weekly Keg Party Tuesday, January 15. Be ready for the Blood Drive to be held January lobby will be a piano bar, the sixth associates are urged to attend. The on Thursday nights, contact Leon the Lovett winter carnival on the 24. It's virtually painless, and it can floor will be converted to a dance speech will follow dinner. or Cly at 526-3918. 19th. save a life. Plus, you and your floor, another bar is on five, family will be insured for blood for country-and-western will be the a year. SID RICHARDSON theme on the fourth floor, and Green thumb turned brown? Social Committee is looking for there will be a lot more. Get Houston' s only gardening guide— Rick Gerlach ideas and help in the upcoming Where else can you get five a calendar with day-by-day reminders All-School Party. Get involved! Welcome back. We sincerely hours of entertainment for only to plant, tend and fertilize. $2? All the action takes place in the hope everyone had a good break. GSA beautiful Sid Rich Tower. Houston Gardening and Ecology Calendar On that note, if you would like on sale for $4.95 at the Rice Campus Book- & Eugene Domack to extend your break one more Also, Friday at 8 and 10 we'll night, be sure to show up for the start our Clint Eastwood Film store, or the Dept. of Space Physics. Volunteers are needed to help SRC-Jones Tower Party this Series with Play Misty for Me. Just plan our big dance for the spring. Bring this ad and get $1.00 off. Saturday night from 9 pm til 2 am. 50 cents in the SRC Commons. Contact Brian Whitehead, ext. 3633. Possible upcoming events for 1980 include a fun-run party, a hockey game and a spring dance with band.

JONES Augusta Barone

With high spirits we begin the social facet of Rice University life this Saturday with the Jones-SRC Tower Party. The time of partying will range from 9 pm to 2 am. Jones ladies and Sid Rich fften are free upon disclosure of his or her very own Rice ID. Other people are asked to pay just $2. Fourth floor will be country- Jan western. Fifth floor has a bar with mixed drinks and beer. Sixth floor has dancing for those with happy feet. And at the top, seventh floor has a piano bar. Next Saturday, January 19, Jones goes ice skating with Lovett. 14 If you are interested, please wait for further details.

RPC Kathy Behrens The RPC will have a meeting Monday, January 14, at 7 pm in Rayzor Hall 111. We invite anyone It's just another day unless you who wants to help us to come and offer their services and suggestions. If you don't think we have been serving you well enough, make a phone call please come and offer to help make it work. We especially need a publicity Do nothing, and it will be just like any other day. But final implementation. And how we'll provide you with in chairman, because our guys last if you call or stop by the Placement Office to set up an depth, on-the-job training... without making you sit in a fall had to resign. This is your big appointment, that day will be a very important one in your classroom to get it. And how you'll be working and rubbing chance to be a star! life. The day you find out about your future in Colorado elbows with some of the acknowledged geniuses in the Springs with Inmos. electronics field today. INMOS, a new semiconductor firm, decided to build its US We'll tell you how INMOS, unlike many other companies, headquarters in Colorado Springs with views from every won't weigh you down under layers of management-how, :YOU SAVE window of Pikes Peak and the Cheyenne Mountain range. you'll be given the authority to make and carry out your We found the peace necessary for contemplation, own decisions. And we'll show you how your ideas will get : $i.oo creativity and invention in the pleasure of spectacular the attention they deserve and the support they need to natural beauty. make them work. ; When you treat The objective of INMOS is to build a viable capability in the There's just one catch. We can't tell you about all these semiconductor industry through research and discovery. things-including our excellent starting salaries and yourself The company is concentrating on development of VLSI complete benefits package-unless you contact the technology with initial devices at a level of complexity of Placement Office to make an appointment to meet with to any large 50,000 to 100,000 transistors per chip. INMOS plans to our technical specialists. And time is running out. So do it develop a broad range of products in the memory and today... and make it more than just another day. "Hand thrown New York microcomputer areas. style pizza If you are not available for an appointment but would like We'll show you why INMOS is small enough to offer you further information write Denny Grady, College Recruiter, 'Deep pan Chicago ample opportunity for rapid advancement, yet with our Dept. COL, INMOS Corp., 2860 S. Circle Drive, Colorado style pizzataiso available in plans for rapid growth, big enough to offer the variety and Springs, CO 80906. 100% whole wheal crust) visibility of a large corporation. We'll describe how you'll be given considerable responsibilities from the very first day. How you'll become immersed in every phase of your Honoring human resources in every respect. . . We are an department's operation-from the birth of an idea to its equal opportunity employer. Present this ad for • $1.00 discount 4. de\A (Offer good Jan. 10-Jan. 16) *2111 NORFOLK * at S.SHEPERD 523-0800 We're goinmog to build a great company.Togethers . The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 11 if you can't say something nice notes and notices .. Thursday, January tenth Poetry reading—Thursday, Jan. Sociology of Education (Soci 370) Tflg 7:30. Media Center. The Avant-Garde Film 1. $1.75. Owlcon—Calling all sci fi, fantasy and nostalgia buffs! The RPC is in 17 at 7:30 pm in Physics 121. Poets will be offered 2-5 Mondays. The • River Oaks. Hitchcock: Foreign Correspondant (8) reading their own work. All rice. . and The Man Who Knew Too Much (9:45). need of helpers for its first fan course will be taught by Dr. Pat convention, Feb. 22-24. Sign up on are welcome. Branes, visiting assistant nQnnlo'p Friday, January eleventh *** professor. An international the posters in your college, in the New Dance Group is preparing a pCU|Jlu O 4. Valhalla. Party. RPC office, or call Cindy educator with experience in West PQlonHar 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Mr. Hulol's Holiday. reperatory collection of pieces to Africa, his major interest is uulullllul River Oaks. Dracula (7:30) and The Seven-Percent Childress at 665-1594 after 8:30 be seen Sunday, Jan. 20 at 2 in the education & global development. Solution (9:45). pm. gym. Be there. «** Saturday, January twelfth *** YOGA—Will Rice workshop in 1:30. Media Center Cheaper by the Dozen. $1.00 matinee. There will be a meeting of the Philosophy club will meet Wed., yoga will hold its organizational 7:30 and 10. Media Center. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. [unofficial] Rice Gay/'Lesbian Jan. 16 at 8:30 pm at 6315 X Jones Hall. Symphony. Works of Barber, Musgrave and Stravinsky. Support Group at 2 pm on Sunday meeting Fri., 11 Jan in WRC music Brompton. Dan Toner will read a room at 4:30. Sign up sheet in the 9-2. SRC. Jones/Sid Rich Tower Party!. $2. the 13th. For more information, paper on Nietzsche. Anyone River Oaks. Silent Movie (4:15, 8) and The Gold Rush (6, 9:45). WRC office. call 522-7349. needing rides please contact Ralph Sunday. January thirteenth *** Evans (522-0023), Dr. Kolenda Invites—Orders for Graduation 2:30. Jones Hall. Houston Symphony, again. (x2720) or Dr. Robinson (x2721). 7:30. Media Center. The Petrified Forest. $1.75 (new price). moral misclass *** Invitations will be taken on Tuesday, January 22 and 10. ktru. Motional iMtnpoon Radio Hour. To Wog, from Marduk: All children of the Rice Wednesday, January 23 from 9:30 River Oaks. The Tales of Beatrix Potter 8) and The Nutcracker(6:20. 10) "We wish to learn all the community are invited to attend a am to 3 pm in the RMC lobby. Monday, January fourteenth curious, outlandish ways of all the Children's Concert by the *** River Oaks. Silent Partner (7:30) and Winter Kills (9:45). different countries, so that we can Shepherd Sinfonia, Sat., Jan. 19 at Ski Trip —Balance of payment is Tuesday, January fifteenth 'show off and astonish people 11:30 am in Hamman Hall- due by Jan 15 for all participants in River Oaks. Tonight for Sure (8) and The First Nudie Musical (9:30). when we get home. We wish to Grownups are also invited. the ski trip. Please bring check to excite the envy of our untraveled *** SA office. Call 667-7204 Hubie Wednesday, January sixteenth Tower Party—After a short 2-year 7:30. Media Center. Jean Vallier discusses early films of Jean Renoir. friends with our strange foreign Holmes if you have any questions. River Oaks. Islands in the Stream (7:30) and The Last Tycoon (9:30). fashions which we can't shake off... sabbatical, SRC and Jones are There are several spaces still The gentle reader will never, never resuming the age-old tradition of Thursday, January seventeenth available. Sign u**p *i n the SA office. 7:30. Media Center. L'Atalante. $1.75. know what a consumate ass he can the Tower Party. It will be this River Oaks. North Dallas Forty (7:30) and The Longest Yard (9:45). make of himself until he goes Saturday from 9 to 2 for $2. Jones AKAIDO—A club for the study of abroad. I speak now, of course, in and Sid members will be admitted Shodokan akaido (Tomiki style, Friday, January eighteenth free. Something different on every 7:30. Media Center. Aguirre, the Wrath of God. the supposition that the gentle has been organized at Rice. River Oaks. Alien (7:30) and The Man Who Fell to Earth (9:45). reader has not already been abroad floor. Beer, wine, mixed drinks, a Akaido is a martial art based on a and therefore is not already a piano bar, dancing, and various nonviolent philosophy; the Tomiki Saturday, January nineteenth types of music. Relax before the 7:30. Autry Court. Basketball, vs Texas A & M. consummate ass. If the case be style stresses the self-defense 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Aguirre. the Wrath of God, again. otherwise, I beg his pardon and semester gets you down. aspects of the art. Our instructor River Oaks. Alien (3, 7:30) and The Man Who Fell to Earth (5:15, 9:45). extend to him the cordial hand of *** holds a third degree black belt. For fellowship and call him my Bikes—The Campus Police have information, call ext. 2633 or leave Sunday, January twentieth found 3 abandoned bicycles in MFA. Armand Hammer exhibit closes. brother. I shall always delight to a note for Neely Atkinson at HB 7:30. Media Center. John Ford: Fort Apache and The Iron Horse. meet an ass after my own heart good condition. If you have lost a 314 (push it under the door if 10. ktru. N.L.R.H. when I shall have finished my 10-speed recently, come by the necessary). travels'. —Mark Twain Campo office at Abercrombie. *** R ivcr Oaks. It Happened One Night (3:45,7:30) and His Girl Friday (5:45,'9:30) *** Rice Rugby Club is in need of The **Innocents* A broad Relgious Poetry in Arabic—Dr. plays and exhibits bodies for the spring. Practices are Annemarie Schimmel, prof, of 4-5:30 in front of the Gym on Rice Museum. "Day and Night: Works from the Menil Foundation The first debt I should like to Indo-Muslim studies at Harvard, Mondays and Thursdays. Collection." Tue-Sat 10-5, Sun 12-6. Free. Good. acknowledge is to the student will talk on "Flowers from the *** radicals and counter-culturists of Desert—Religious Poetry in Engi 240 labbies needed—Should siiiiiborn dead misclassifieds the 1960's. Not that I ever learned Arabic" at 8 pm Monday, Jan. 14 have had course and be fluent in anything from their preachifying: Found: Ladies Regina prescrip- in the RMC chapel. It's free. FORTRAN. Contact E.C.Holt, 212 "I enjoy this thing. I like to use it. I On the contrary, their panaceas for *** tion sunglasses, with case labeled Ryop Lab, x2470. like beating with it. And now I'm society seemed to me facile and Free tickets to the Symphony are *** "Geoffrey Deene Optics." Call 526- going to lick it."**+ Courtesy of A.B. shallow when they were not available from the RPC for Jan 12 Lifeguard—Anyone with a valid 0048. infected by moronic vigilante & 13. Pick yours up at the SA He's going to go neck in the phone *** WSI or Senior Lifesaving who Lost on Monday: gold kit pin. If fantasies. But I was struck by the office between 9 am and 3 pm. would like to lifeguard at the Rice hook. RMC ***desk, 10:45, 12/4 *** found call 526-2474. way our culture treated these pool this semester should contact garbled denunciations and puerile All aliens must report their Attention, Hanszen toads: Put *** Lisa Stanley (526-5106, nights). Why is every contemporary fantasies as somehow significant. addresses each January. Get forms your tongues hack into your at your friendly neighborhood PO. Early morning, afternoon and mouths—these flies got away. American novelis**t* named John? Herbert l\. Schneidau evening shifts are available. Sacred Discontent Don't worry about it, Steve. *** To the R. H. F. C„ *** The cookies didn't bring much Q: How does President "I don't need an aphrodisiac!" luck, but they sure were good. —K.A.B., 4:43 pm, 11/24/79 Hackerman plan to "titrate" the *** Thanks student population? A: Well, he'll just keep stuffing Overheard in middle of street in EL ATZAR $ 10 for the return of basketball no. front of Wiess: Don't hatch your 10. It was never turned in at the people in until we turn blue. —Dinner conversation, Baker boobies until they're counted. gym. No questions. 526-0048. *** 11-24, 2:15 am After New Year's Sale! *** Ride to California—need driver *** "I'm a dope addict—I always have for motor home. Pulling horse J: That looks suggestive! Imported Clothing, Batiks, dope." —Mike, 526-2186 trailer in caravan. Malibu area. K: Every ballet needs a phallic Also return trip if desired. 492- symbol! Sandals & Unique Jewelry handy ads 2106. L: But we already have a *** Christmas tree. 10 minutes from Rice. = Female roommat^wanted to share Tommy got into film school! Hamman Aud, 11-20, 8:07 pm 3219 S.Main (near Elgin) Open 10—6:30 Mon.—Sat. 3 bedroom home. $200 per month. Call Brenda, 496-3120/890-3701. Roommate needed. $75/mo and J: My God, there are bodies down bills. Share 1 bedroom apt in there! Professional typing. Manuscripts, HAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAM reports, long papers (no Montrose area. Call anna, 892- K: Do bodies turn you on? footnotes). $2 per page. Call after 3005. J: Yeah, I'm a nymphomaniac! *** Hamman Aud, 11-20, 7:50 pm H. 6:30. 524-0551. Lost: one rectangular gold earring *** A Women's Cut & Blowdry $14.00 Wanted —Student to help with small black floral design, in or "Have a cup of coffee or ffiene to computerize Chem department near Fondren Library on Jan. 3. tide you over. I want to get you in stockroom on PDP 11/70. Call Please call x2557 or leave earring bed by 3:00." 2:36 am, 15 Oct R Men's Cut & Blowdry $8.50 Dr. Engel, ext. 3298. with History Dept. Secretary. 212** Baker* , TTL-LAB For rent: One bedroom, Rice *** Sacrifice! Yamaha CA-1000 75 W area,very nice. $250 per month. ATTENTION! amp with 1 Yamaha CT-800 tuner. R Call 526-9520 (days), 523-3140 Human female wanted with brown Shampoo Included 1 BIC 914 Via turntable with (evenings). to black hair. Must be capable of making me feel miserable when Dynavector 20B MC cartridge. 1 Roommate wanted to share 2- things are good. The blondes and pair Pioneer HPM-100 4 way F 2110 Lexington bedroom house with Rice graduate redheads have had their turns. speakers. 1 JBL 100 speaker. List student. Female preferred, but will Take a number as you go, please. [list?] for $2400 new, sell all for T 526-5472 , consider male. House is 2 miles timex $900 or consider separating. Call HAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFTHAIRCRAFT from Rice, has a garage with *»• 665-2254 and ask for Clay, or 526- washer/dryer and large yard with For sale: Sanyo 5!4 cubic foot 4510 and leave message. tree. $167/month plus half bills. refrigerator. Excellent condition, *** Lab: 527^951. Home: 523-0403. large freezer space. Walnut Finish. In a Rice Reli class: (My Way)^| Two rooms to rent—Private Call Mark at 526-5650. "I'll go straight to heaven and I'll entrance, share bath and *** have my nubile maidens and 1 want to buy one used copy of Van refrigerator. Montrose area. hashish and everything'l*** l be okay." Authentic Vietnamese & Chinese Food § $135/month per room. Bills paid. Vlack's Elements of Materials Pam, don't do that to me while I'm Call 528-0159. Science for Msci 395. Call Philip Easterling at 526-7688. driving. You never know what's Tuesday — Thursday 11 am. to 10 pm. fj Do you have high blood pressure? *** going to happen. Volunteer for high blood pressure Part time help needed in a newly- *** Friday & Saturday 11 am. to 11 pm. B research (no cost, no obligation). opened wine bar/restaurant near Hey you flinking snarts! Come to Sunday 11 am. to 10 pm. fj For further information, call 790- campus. 3-4 hours/day weekday the opium den to see my bouncing 3261 Monday-Friday 8:30-4:30. afternoons. Call** 529-460* 0 for info. wife and bouncing cake. Then we Baylor College of Medicine. can go ud together. Needed: 1 person to occupy Vt of a —fellow snart 6710 MORNINGSIDE DR. PHONE: 663-6544 jj Problem pregnaney? I ree 2 bedroom apt. Carpeted, 2 bath, *** pregnancy testing and referrals. kitchen, roof, etc. $125/mo plus "You'd bump snowflakes, too, if < all Texas Problem Pregnancy, utilities. Unfurnished, approx 4 you were a Chem E!" The Rice Thresher, January 10, 1980, page 12 S W. Freewav. 524-0548. miles from Rice. Randy 664-9025. Overheard during finals