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VOL. XXI, NO. 106 FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Petition calls for outdoor graduation By DAN MURPHY are a lot of interested students.” He Staff Reporter said about one quarter of the dorms have returned the petition so far, and Junior Jim Winkler has started a pe­ the number of signatures is “in the tition to move graduation ceremonies neighborhood of 500.” Many students into the football stadium next May. have expressed a desire to help orga­ Big families mean big problems for nize an outside graduation, he added. seniors when it comes to graduation Winkler said he was unsure of the commencement ceremonies, according petition’s prospects for success. to Winkler. “I think it’s absolutely “Everyone always says the adminis­ ridiculous to have to have a lottery tration doesn’t listen to students. I think among your own family for four the idea is feasible. With a little graduation (commencement cere­ creativity, we can make it work in the mony) tickets,” said Winkler. stadium,” he said. Commencement ceremonies have The unstable South Bend weather is been held inside the air conditioned an important consideration, noted Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center Winkler. “There is, obviously, always since 1968, limiting the number of avail­ the possibility of rain, so we need a con­ able tickets. Each graduating senior tingency plan, possibly in the ACC,” he receives four tickets to distribute to said. family members, often a difficult task. The threat of wet weather means Winkler gave the petitions to hall everything must be duplicated if the presidents to circulate in each dorm. ceremonies are held outside, incurring He plans on submitting the petitions to extra costs, according to assistant the administration early next week. registrar David Kil. “You can never “The petition is to show that it’s not just my idea,” said Winkler, “There se e GRAD, page 7 House passes trade bill despite veto threat Associated Press measure now goes to the Senate, where M ajority Leader Robert C. Byrd, D- WASHINGTON -The House passed a W.Va., planned to begin debate Friday. sweeping trade bill Thursday, deliver­ He was shooting for a vote on final pas­ ing a sharp blow to President Reagan sage early next week. as supporters of the hotly disputed mea­ sure piled up enough votes to override The House passed the measure after his threatened veto. defeating, 253-167, a move by Minority “Our future isn’t in the past,” House Leader Robert H. Michel, R-Ill., to Speaker Jim Wright, D-Texas, declared throw the bill back to the conference as he fought a move to return the bill committee and drop the plant-closings to a House-Senate conference commit­ provision. Synchronized basketball The0 bserver/m*® Moran tee and drop a plant-closings provision Dan Reynolds, left, of Tequila White Lightning, goes up for a rebound in a Bookstore that Reagan said he could not approve. Reagan, on the road in Massachu­ game against Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and Three Other . . . on Wednesday. “We can regain our competitiveness ... setts, said he would veto the bill if it Bookstore basketball action culminates this weekend in the finals on Sunday. We can be No.l again.” came to him with the plant-closings The final tally, 312-107, contradicted provision intact. He also sent a letter numerous forecasts that the bill’s spon­ to Michel, saying, “I want a trade bill.” sors would fail to produce the two- Controversy over the plant-closings thirds vote needed to override a veto. provision overshadowed central fea­ New faculty chair is announced But many lawmakers, even if they tures of the bill, which would stream­ had their doubts, appeared to have no line the way the United States imposes Associated Press Green Bay will fund the Paul J. Schierl taste in an election year for going on import curbs to aid U.S. industries and chair, named for the company’s chair- record against a measure billed as a retaliate against international trade vi­ A $1 million gift from a Wisconsin man and chief executive officer, plan to upgrade American competitive­ olations. corporation will fund a legal ethics ness. Scores of other provisions range from professorship at the University of Notre Schierl holds undergraduate and law The bill was a House-Senate compro­ repeal of the windfall profits tax on oil Dame Law School, the University an- degrees from Notre Dame and is a mise on two competing measures that companies to billions of dollars in new nounced Thursday. member of the Law School Advisory passed both chambers last year. The agricultural subsidies. The gift from Fort Howard Corp. of Council. Mobs, confusion at checkmarking will be corrected, says Weaver By MATT GALLAGHER the students in line for theol­ lem has been overstated. She went smoothly in November prior to 5:30 p.m., was not en­ forced on Wednesday because Copy Editor ogy and English courses. said there was much confu­ 1987. Weaver said the problems sion, but little violence. However, the disorganiza­ the departments failed to Disorganized mobs rush­ arose because the students During checkmarking in tion was so great Wednesday remind the Security office to ing, pushing and shoving to were unaware where the lines April 1987, two students were night that “at a point, we enforce it, said Weaver. get their checkmarked should form. She said the stu­ injured as they were pushed thought (the students) might She said that last fall Secur­ classes in O’Shaughnessy dents in line for theology through the glass doors of faint, they were so stifled,” ity was asked to patrol Hall should be a thing of the courses formed from both Stepan Center. said Weaver. O’Shaughnessy to prevent past, said Ellen Weaver, as­ ends of the hall, and thus there Weaver said that the check- Joseph Buttigieg, chairman lines prior to 5:30 p.m., but sistant chairman of the depar­ were two lines meeting head- marking was moved to of the department of English, apparently no one asked them tment of theology. to-head at the office door; O’Shaughnessy in the fall of said, “We had a good system to do the same this week. pandemonium ensued. 1988 to prevent the confusion worked out. The problem was “No one thought to remind The process of checkmark Weaver, who was present which marred the process at with people skipping lines.” (Security); we assumed that ing Wednesday night was Wednedsay evening in the Stepan. The “5:30 rule,” preventing typified by confusion among theology office, said the prob­ Weaver stated the process students from forming lines see MOBS, page 5 P ag e 2 The Observer Friday, April 22, 1988 In Brief ND racial problems Six h u n d red additional copies of the special issue of must be addressed the Notre Dame report will be made available to off- campus and graduate students beginning this afternoon. Almost one year ago today, a racial con­ The issues may be picked up at the student government frontation marred the championship game of Chris offices located on the second floor of LaFortune Student the Bookstore Basketball Tournament. No mat­ Center. Two hundred more copies for law students will be ter what provoked the incident, I, among many Murphy available in Room 203 of the Law School. Additional ques­ spectators, sensed a very dangerous situation- tions should be addressed to Darlene Cutrona, extension -something that one would not expect to see at Editor-in-Chief 5337. -The Observer Notre Dame. This ugly incident inspired a letter from Uni­ A to tal of 105 license branches have volunteered to versity President Father Edward Malloy that undergo the transition to state jurisdiction under the called for the end of “comments or actions that Bureau of Motor Vehicles Commission prior to the July 1, display racial or ethnic insensitivity.” Certain­ 1988, deadline established by the Indiana legislature, in­ ly, the fact that racially motivated incidents cluding the South Bend and Mishawaka license branches. happen on this campus cannot be overlooked. Under the new system, hours of operation will be expanded Whether competition on the court or ignorance from an average of thirty-seven-and-a-half hours to forty- off the court breeds the ugliness, it is time that two-and-a-half hours of operation per week. With improved the University’s administrators, faculty and service to motorists the top priority, comment cards will students challenge themselves to examine their be available in all state-operated license branch offices, own attitudes concerning racial insensitivity. so the Commission may receive public input of the changes One of the problems at this University cur­ which have occurred. -The Observer rently being looked at is the obvious lack of minority students, faculty and administrative staff. Only 3 percent of the students and only a handful of faculty and administrators are Of Interest black. The fact that these numbers are not anywhere close to national averages may lead to a general attitude that minorities should not R e c e ss 101 will be held today at Stepan Center from 9 have to be dealt with. This ignorance must come to 11 p.m. Events include fingerpainting, free ice cream, to an end immediately . balloons, dodge ball and favorite grade school tunes. -The Observer The administration is apparently serious in cording to estimates. This number is eight attempts to end much of the racial ignorance. times the amount of students who attended a Y e a rb o o k distribution concludes today. The 1988 Dome Its recommendations to increase minority en­ similar weekend visitation four years ago. will be available from noon to 4 p.m. behind Washington rollment reflects Father Malloy’s commitment Students were able to meet and discuss ad­ Hall. -The Observer to establishing goals in terms of minorities. missions and financial aid possibilities and Also, the University has named a senior admin­ were given tours of the entire campus. Some U r: H lippert, an Israeli Civil Liberty Activist, will istrator to encourage and implement the direc­ were addressed by the deans of the various col­ speak on “Jewish Religious Fundamentalism in Israel: tives of the University. All of these steps are leges, and Father Malloy addressed the candi­ The Danger from Within” today at 1:30 p.m. in Room 131 encouraging and should be looked at optimis­ dates. Students were also introduced to various Decio Faculty Hall. -The Observer tically. student organizations at a student forum. After discussing the weekend with the high R o ad R ally ’88 will be held Saturday at 9 a.m. at the One of the most positive steps that the Uni­ school students and actually taking part in one Main Circle. Call Brennan at 2158 with any questions. -The versity has taken, however, was the Minority of the activities, it seems that everyone bene­ Observer Visitation Weekend held last weekend. The pur­ fited from the weekend. The entire weekend pose of the weekend was to bring in prospective left everyone with a feeling that things are T he H angover 5K and 10K runs will begin Saturday minority candidates and acclimate them to the beginning to change for the minorities here. in front of the Burke Memorial Golf Course. Registration University setting. will be at 9:10 a.m., and the runs will begin at 9:30 a.m. This is the type of action that needs to con­ This change, nonetheless, is far from com­ -The Observer tinue if the University truly wants to end racial plete. When these minorities enter the Univer­ ignorance in the community. For students here sity, they will face many of the same problems T h eoff-campUS An Tostal picnic will be held Saturday in the community, it was a time to share their that exist now. Integration is still a goal and at 1 p.m. at 744 Hill Street by the big billboard. Live music experiences with high school students and help not a reality at this point. them adapt to university life. Possibly more and food will be provided. -The Observer It is our challenge now to act. The programs important, however, was that the community have been set, and progress has been witnessed here saw that the program for increasing T he D ivine L iturgy of the Ukranian Catholic Rite in minority admissions. But this work will go minority commitment, though long overdue, is will be celebrated in Sacred Heart Church on Saturday at for naught, unless attitudes change. Last making tremendous strides. 5 p.m. The liturgy will observe the millennium of Chris­ weekend was an indication that attitudes are One hundred and ten minority students came tianity in the Ukraine. -The Observer changing. Hopefully, this weekend, with the to Notre Dame. Eighty percent of these high bookstore championship, will indicate that the M eetings for staged readings for the Spring school students will enroll here next year, ac- change is not just a one weekend affair. Theatre Festival will be held Sunday for interested stu­ dents. Meetings will be at 4 p.m. in the lobby of Moreau Hall at Saint Mary’s and immediately following the per­ SUNSHINE PROMOTIONS formance of Bent at Washington Hall that night. The AND meeting will begin at approximately 10:15 p.m. in the NEW COVENANT PRODUCTION Green Room of Washington Hall. -The Observer PRESENT MONDAY, An Irish G uard m eeting will be held on Sunday at 4:30 p.m. in the Band Room at Washington Hall. 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Senior Jitizen D iscounts Do Not Apply D uring This Sale. page 4 The Observer Friday, April 22, 1988 Three injured in Israel celebrates gas explosion Associated Press forearms and hands, officials 40th b-day said. MISHAWAKA, Ind. -An Firefighters Paul Floridia Associated Press apartment resident and two and Michael Portolese were firefighters were injured, but slightly injured when sections JERUSALEM -Israel cele­ none seriously, in a fire that fol­ of ceiling collapsed on them. brated its fortieth birthday lowed an explosion at a “I felt the burning on my Thursday, but in the violence- westside apartment complex, neck and told the man in back ridden occupied territories, it fire officials said. of me to stick the hose down was called Firebomb Day, Residents of the Jamestown my back, ” said Portolese. proclaimed by the PLO. A partm ents complex north of Military jets roared over Town & Country Shopping Residents told police that a Jerusalem, and Israel honored Centre reported smelling natu­ contractor had been working Independence war veterans, ral gas before the explosion, on natural gas lines at the who fought five Arab armies in but no cause was determined apartment complex the past 1948. immediately, investigators few days, and that they had Soldiers were on alert in the said. smelled gas during that period. West Bank and Ga%a Strip, Dawn Speicher, 28, told aut­ City fire inspector Joe Bathje which Israel has occupied since horities she was lying on a bed said it would be several days the 1967 war, but Palestinians in an upstairs bedroom when before a cause could be deter­ managed to throw a firebomb the ceiling began fall on her. mined. at a military patrol in Beth­ She was able to get out of the Firefighters said five units lehem. apartment and was treated at sustained damage. No damage Journalists were barred from St. Joseph’s Medical Center in estimate was immediately much of the West Bank and South Bend for burns on her available. Gaza, and the 1.5 million Pales­ tinians who live there are The Observer Is always Ippklng fpr talent. prohibited from entering Israel If ypu have any, cpme tp pur pfflces for the rest of this week. Cur­ fews in 23 towns and refugee and start wprking pn ypur newspaper. camps affected about 400,000 Arabs. Palestinians were on general strike in much of the occupied The Observer/Jim Brake lands, following the the instruc­ Yummy yummy fish heads tions of a Palestine Liberation Junior Fred Scott stresses the culinary delights of raw fish while seeking Deans Organization leaflet. donations for Professor Carl Siam’s goldfish swallow Thursday. All profits Violence has swept the ter­ from the event will go toward Siam’s UMOC campaign. ritories since Dec. 8, and at Twice Around the Lakes ( 7 k m ) least 169 Palestinians have been killed. An Israeli soldier and civilian also have been High Street Storage slain. New details emerged 1212 High Street South Bend Thursday about the assassina­ 5’ x 5’ - $15/month tion of Khalil Wazir, the PLO 5’ x 10’ - $20 / month military commander also 10’ x 10’ - $32/month known as Abu Jihad (Father of | the Holy War). 10’ x 20’ - $45 / month Israeli sources said an Is­ other sizes available raeli commando team carried out the operation under the 288-3575 direct command of Lt. Gen. Sunday April 24 "A FUNNY AND ABSOLUTELY at l 1:30 am DELIGHTFUL COMEDY. Sponsored by the Robert Redford struck oil in his directing debut with the Oscar-winning College of Science Student Council 'O rdinary People? Now, he has another gusher with 'Milagro! It's wonderful. Don't miss it!" -Stew art Klein, FOX NETWORK Register in Room 2 2 9 Nieuwland Science Hall "What an incredible cast, "A delightfully raucous comic beautifully directed by Robert fable. What makes this genial, Redford. 'Milagro' is wonderful wacky movie so captivating is RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING I loved this film!" not only its wild and crazy -J o e l Siegel, GOOD MORNING AMERICA characters, but its mysteriously "Nothing Redford has done before mystical atmosphere?' will prepare you for the wide-eyed — Kathleen Carroll, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS charm of this cinematic fable. 'Milagro'provides plenty A FILM DIRECTED BY ROBERT REDFORD to smile about?' — David Ansen, NEWSWEEK

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For further information, inquire: the Computing Center, Room 25, 9:00-5:00 M-F Phone 239-7477 Friday, April 22, 1988 The Observer page 7 Smoking ban on short flights starts Saturday Associated Press The Transportation Depart­ inserted details about the new goes beyond two hours, WASHINGTON -Aboard Government and airline in­ ment and the Federal Aviation requirements into flight crew dustry officials said Thursday smoking will be prohibited if thousands of airline flights, the Administration have come un­ manuals only this week, and smoking lamp is about to be ex­ they expect the new smoking the schedule has the flight der some criticism, however, four airlines are continuing to tinguished. restrictions to cause few prob­ listed as lasting two hours or for not pushing the airlines book seats in smoking sections lems, although some confusion less, FAA officials said. The federal ban on cigarette of no-smoking flights. smoking on domestic flights of may exist for the first few days. hard enough to publicize The government has defined An estimated 13,600 domestic a flight as being any single seg­ two hours or less -about 80 per­ details of the new restrictions flights a day will be affected. ment between two cities. Thus, cent of the total -takes effect at “On the whole, I think we’re and avoid passenger confusion. International flights are not af­ for example, a traveler flying 12:01 a.m. Saturday. in reasonably good shape on “The airlines do not have a fected, and the length of a flight from Washington, D C., to Los Beforehand, some avid this,” said Transportation Sec­ uniform policy to inform the will be determined by the time Angeles with a stop in St. Louis smokers are reconsidering retary Jim Burnley, whose de­ public” about the new rules, shown in the airlines’ official would not be able to smoke on train travel while others search partment issued the new re­ said Susan Bianchi Sand, pres­ schedule. the first leg of the flight but for ways to keep their tobacco strictions earlier this month in ident of the 21,000-member As­ Even if a flight is delayed in would be allowed to do so on urges under control, at least for compliance with a law enacted sociation of Flight Attendants. the air or on the ground and a few hours. by Congress last year. She said at least one airline the second, longer leg. Agostino elected new McCandless president Observer Staff Report also Joanne Martin as vice- president, Nicole Hill as trea­ The winners of the McCand­ surer, and Kathleen Dowd as less Hall elections were an­ secretary, said Agostino. nounced Thursday by Michelle 33 percent of next year’s hall Agostino, elections commis­ residents voted in the election, sioner for Saint Mary’s student the last hall election of the government. year, said Agostino. The ticket of Kathy Schmidt Schmidt said, “We think that was elected president with 63 McCandless has the potential percent of all votes cast. The to be a unified and active dorm ticket of Mary English gar­ on campus.” nered 29 percent of the vote, She added that she plans to and 8 percent abstained. do this through “personal inter­ On the winning ticket were action with the residents.”

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Students in O’Shaughnessy Hall busy themselves at come due, students search for the write stuff to finish Lunches starting at $ 3.45 the terminals in the Macintosh lab. As final papers the semester. -l doNs Dinners starting at $4.75 A O e ^ —V Bor open7 day» a wee* . v|J0 ® Ww.-Tliwi.: 11:36 •.■.!• pe. ND AVE APTS. Grad O Frl.-Sit: 11:36 •.■.-11 Next lo Rondoll.s Inn 272-7376 11.30 *.». 19 pm. SPECIAL SUMMER RATES AVAILABLE continued from page 1 depend on the weather,” said South Bend, 130 Dixie Hwy.(Roseland) also renting for Fall Kil. “What if it rains in the middle (of the ceremonies)?” He said two sites would have 2 Bedrooms completely furnished to be set up: the actual site of WE'RE the ceremonies and an altern­ ative site in case of foul wea­ CALL 234-6647 ther. CELEBRATING Protected by Pinkerton Security Agency “ Even if it doesn’t ra in ,” said Kil, “there is a high likelihood Another year of that hot and humid weather GfcOBCj^ would make it very uncomfort­ making the thickest, . GEORGE’S UNIVERSITY able for the guests, and espe­ richest pizza in town. cially the graduates who would It’s obvious you are SCHOOL OF MEDICINE be wearing black gowns.” Kil emphasized that the cer­ people of taste and Affiliated Hospitals in emony will be shown on closed distinction who appreciate GRENADA New York State ST. VINCENT New Jersey circuit television for those who the exceptional rather than Great Britain are unable to attend. He also the ordinary. said there are many other events which the entire family • The General Medical Council of Great Britain officially may take part in during recognized St. George’s University on February 9, 1988. TH A N K S! We value your business. graduation weekend. He noted • Approved February 4, 1987 by the New York State Educa­ the glee club concert at Stepan tion Department for the purpose of conducting a clinical Center on Saturday, a dance, clerkship program in New York teaching hospitals. — | the baccalaureate mass, tours • St. George’s received a similar approval in 1985 from the New of the Snite, dinners and Jersey Board of Medical Examiners. brunches. SAVE OVER SUPER | • Over 700 students have transferred to U.S. medical schools. Kil said he understands that • St. George’s has graduated over 1,275 physicians: the ceremonies are emotional $600 PEPPERONI i They are licensed in 45 states; for many seniors and family They hold faculty positions in 22 U.S. medical schools; members, but he is unsure of 2 medium original SlipCT P6PP6rOFliS 25% have gone on to be Chief Residents in their specialty? how the university officials will (♦according to a 1986 survey.) receive the petition. “I’m sure • St. George’s students qualify for Guaranteed Student Loans. they will take it into consider­ Our students also qualify for the PLUS/ALAS loans and, ation, but I have a sense it will ONLY = 1 0 . 9 9 % ' be turned down,” he said. Coupon Expires P l z Z B . under certain conditions, VA loans. 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Thursday ordered two Califor­ In an 11 month period, Audio nia dial-a-porn operators to pay Enterprises made $650,000 off fines totaling $1.2 million for calls to one line, the spokesman failing to restrict access of said. obscene messages to children and nonconsenting adults. Today’s order resulted from “It’s time we took steps. The an FCC investigation triggered ultimate in sleaze deserves the by complaints alleging that ultimate ... penalty,” said FCC unimpeded access to the mes­ commissioner James Quello. sages resulted in the molesta­ The companies, Audio En­ tion of one 10-year-old girl and terprises, Inc. and Intercam- so disturbed one teen he had to bio, Inc., were each fined enter weekly psychiatric $600,000 for violation of statutes therapy. banning the interstate trans­ The companies have 30 days mission of obscene material to pay or seek reduction of the and failure to restrict such fine. transmissions from minors and nonconsenting adults. The Earlier commission dial-a- maximum fine is $50,000 for porn rules had mandated the each day of violation. “blocking” of such messages An FCC spokesman Gerald through access codes, message Brock said the $600,000 fines scrambling or use of credit were based on the amount of card numbers. J u m p b a c k The Observer /Jim Brake Sophomores Stacy O’Grady and Mike Smith jump Thursday. Proceeds from the event will benefit the for charity at the MBA sponsored Jump-a-thon American Cancer Society. SENIOR FORMAL PROOFS Meese met at White House over scandal DISPLAY & ORDER at: OHARA LOUNGE Associated Press while he was under investiga­ $1 billion Iraqi oil pipeline proj­ tion by an independent counsel ect. MAIN LOBBY LAFORTUNE WASHINGTON -Embattled was hampering department McKay is also known to be Attorney General Edwin operations. looking into Mrs. Meese’s FRI 6-9 PM 4/22 One knowledgeable source Meese III was summoned to a $40,000-a-year job with the Mul­ MON 3-5PM 4/25 private meeting with President said Weld told Meese on the day tiple Sclerosis Society. Mrs. Reagan at the White House on he resigned he would seek an Meese’s salary is underwritten Wednesday shortly after indictment of Meese if he were by The Bender Foundation, a Pick up Formal and Candids Reagan met with two top Jus­ the special prosecutor. tax-exempt philanthropy run tice Department officials who by a Washington real estate Fri 4 /2 9------5-7pm resigned in dissatisfaction with The source said after the family. 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CAROLYN GARDNER pleased with the current musical accent writer scene, maintaining that “this is the most exciting time for the Y ou may have seen their string quartet. Every com poser is posters around campus - the interested in writing for the Kronos Quartet. Their group string quartet today . . . It's the photo looks like a takeoff on the most personal medium, the “Just Say no" campaign ... or most difficult, the clearest, the maybe they're some sort of most concise." avant-garde garage band. In Accordingly, Friday night's reality, Kronos is a foursome of program will feature m usic by serious musicians who perform Philip Glass, a new wave tango' exclusively 20th century music by Astor Piazzolla, and the title ranging from rock and jazz to song from Kronos latest album, contemporary classical music. “White Man Sleeps," by Kevin Volans. MUSIC But even if your taste runs contrary to such new music, Kronos may still have something The Kronos Quartet will appear for you. Jazz enthusiasts can at O'Laughlin Auditorium tonight expect to hear arrangements of at 8 to conclude the Saint Mary's m usic by Thelonious Monk, Bill College 1987-88 Performing Arts Evans, and Ornette Coleman, Series. and the program will also in­ The group was founded in clude 20th century classical 1973 by first violinist David Har­ m usic by Bela Bartok. Finally, rington. Other members include though there's no guarantee on second violinist John Sherba, this one, the quartet is famous violist Hank Dutt, and cellist for its interpretation of Jimi Joan Jeanrenaud. Both Dutt and Hendrix's “Purple Haze." Jeanrenaud are former Hoosiers, Tonight's performance prom­ having studied and played in ises to be an interesting blend of musical groups at Indiana styles and the price is right for University-Bloomington. Since all of you budget-conscious (or their first performances in 1977, just broke) music lovers: tickets the unconventional quartet has are $7.50, $6.50, and $5.50 and garnered critical acclaim for its are available through the experimental and innovative O'Laughlin Auditorium Box Of­ ways of presenting chamber fice. If you'd like to postpone music while retaining the classi­ payment till you get a sum m er cal tradition. job, Visa and MasterCard orders The Quartet has premiered are accepted. For reservations over 250 works in the last ten and further information about years, more than any other quar­ the Kronos Quartet, call the box tet in history. Harrington Is office at 284-4626. Between the Buns: brew an JIM WINKLER wall decorations keep the sports with cheese fries and pickles for accent writer fan in tune with the current only $3.25. sporting news and memorabilia Another special of note is the he Cubs are on one T.V., the of glorious moments in the past. Chili Rodriquezz Burger, topped NHL playoffs on another. The menu alone at Between with homemade chili, raw onion, Turn your head and you se e the the Buns m akes the trip worth and cheddar cheese for $3.95. latest in dog sled racing on the while. All of the entrees are The burgers are all served with ESPN. Look back to your table written in the sports motif. cheese fries and are served on a and a basket of Golden Dome “Leading Off and Playing Ap­ choice of white, wheat, rye, Rings (“An Irish Fans Favorite") petizers" tells of Macho Hector sesame, or onion buns. It is appears. With one spin of the Ca- Nachos,' a spicy bean and good to tell the waitress you beef nacho basket that goes for want the burger cooked well- BAR BEAT $2.95. done, because “rare" m eans Other appetizers of note are “raw" in the kitchen. head, you've taken in the sights the Chicken Strippers ($3.25), Although primarily a restau­ and sounds of one of the best strips of chicken breast deep rant, Between the Buns also has known secrets in the Greater fried and served with a choice of quality drinking capacities, in­ Michiana region: Between the B.B.Q., sweet and sour, or mus­ cluding a nice weather outdoor Buns, “a sports and spirits, soup tard sauce. A note of warning: and sandwiches" establishment, the B.B.Q. sauce is very spicy Between the Buns located at 11503 Lincoln Way and the sweet and sour may be West in Osceola. a better choice. Address: 11503 Lincolnway Between the Buns is the type The restaurant's name obvi­ West, Osceola. 679-4474 of place a sports fan loves. They ously indicates that hamburgers have eight different beer brands, are the speciality. The best Atmosphere: Sports bar although only Old Style is on choice on the menu is the Specialty Nights: tap. The food is good and is Tinkers to Evers to W ednesday Lite N ight Sat. aimed at the burger and fries Cheeseburger, a cheddar cheese The Kronos Quartet: Joan Jeanrenaud, Hank Dutt, Da $2.50 Long Island Ice Teas Harrington and John Sherba. crowd; and the atmosphere and burger that comes in a basket Friday, April 22, 1988 I

Trio of plays explores social topics i ROBYN SIMMONS Wilson and Borgman are both hiding behind the yellow Star of accent writer directing as part of their final David worn by Jews and accept project for COTH 444 Directing: the pink triangle worn by gay S tudent directors will be set­ Practice. Although not enrolled prisoners. ting the stage for three plays in COTH 444, Shea is currently a "The play show s hom osexuals this weekend as part of the Lab teaching assistant in COTH 221 as real people, as opposed to Theater Series for the Notre Acting: Process. Shea appears the common stereotype," said Dame Department of Communi­ in "Talking With.." a series of Borgman, "They are people with cation and Theater. monologues with nine women: emotions and relationships and "Gangsters," written by Maishe two actresses, a housewife who problems just like anyone else. Mayponya and directed Notre lives in Oz, a rodeo rider, a They just share a different Dame senior Bill Wilson, will be baton twirler, a daughter griev­ sexual preference." presented tonight and tomorrow ing over her mother's death, a evening at 8 in the lab theater woman in labor, an old lady who "Gangsters" Is another socially on the third floor of Washington loves McDonald's, and a tattooed conscious play, with a very Hall. woman. timely topic. "Gangsters" was There's a thread that runs inspired by the death of Steve PLAY PREVIEW through them all and ties them Biko, a black South African ac­ together," said Shea, "These tivist and leader of the Black Immediately after "Gangsters" people represent us. The theater Consciousness Movement, in the audience will m ove to the is a mirror that reflects reality 1977. The main character of the main stage of Washington Hall and these characters on the play is Rasechaba (Eli Coats), a where "Talking With..." written stage are a microcosm." poet who describes the plight of by Jane Martin and directed by Borgman is directing "Bent," a blacks under apartheid in South Notre Dame senior Laurie Shea drama which depicts the per­ Africa. will be performed at 9. secution o f hom osexuals in Nazi "South Africa is a very impor­ "Bent," written by Martin Sher­ Germany. The story revolves tant cause for me," said Wilson, man and directed by Saint around Max (Kevin Kennedy) "I believe that I chose the play Mary's senior Anatasia Borgman who is forced to assist in the because I wanted people to see will be presented on Sunday and killing of his lover Rudy (Eli what kinds of things go on in Monday night at 8 in the lab Coats). In Dachau, Max meets South Africa and I felt that this theater. Admission is free for all Horst (Matt Nash) another homo­ particular play was a useful tool three plays. sexual who teaches Max to stop for this desire. -a

Kristen Olsen, Amy Mcfadden, Shawna Rheaume, Laurie Shea, Siiri Scott, Nancy O'Connor, K. Lynn Berry, Robin Dvorak, and Kassie Misiewiscz in a scene from “Talking With . . . "

AN TOSTflL '88] g g FRIVOLOUS FRIDAY Iw et Clothes Relay 12:30 pm 1 burgers Tire-Rolling 2:00 pm Stepan Center 11:00 pm Stepan Field Tye-Dye 12:30- Cushing SUNNY SATURDAY Three-Legged Race 12:35 pm patio, a full bar, drink specials, Sorin Statue 3:30 pm Road Rally 9:00 am Northwest of Stepan Center Pie Eating 2:00 pm and classic big drinks with take Main Circle Jelto Toss 12:30 pm Alumni Slip and Slide 12:40 pm home glasses. Alumni Hangover Runs 9:30 am East Side of Stepan Center Keg Toss 2:30 pm Each month Buns prints a Stepan Center calendar with specials on it. For Licorice Ealing 12:30 pm Cushing Mud Pits 1:00 pm Cushing Kite Flying 10:00- White Field April, the main specials are Wed­ Cereal Eating 2:30 pm Stepan Field 11:00 am nesday Lite night, where all Mil­ Marshmallow Stuffing 12:45 pm Alumni Mud Wheelbarrow Race 1:15 pm ler Lite and Bud light cans are O'Shaugncssy Picnic 11:00 am White Field Popcorn Eating Contest $.75 and chicken strippers sell Northwest of Stepan Center for $2.50, and Saturdays with Mattress Race 1:00 pm 2:45 pm Mud Pillow Fights 1:25 pm Alumni Mud Volleyball Finals 11:00 am $2.50 Long Island Ice Teas. Cushing White Field White Field Also, Between the Buns has spe­ Hot Pepper Eating 1:00 pm Cow Chip Toss 2:45 pm Mud Tug-of-War 1:35 pm cial parties for afternoon Cubs Alumni Cushing Balloon Toss 12:00 Noon White Field games on WON. Picnic Area Doughnut Eating 1:15 pm Obstacle Course 3:00 pm Mud Chariot Races 2:00 pm Although Between the Buns is Alumni South Dining Hall Orange Pass 12:05 pm White Field a spectacular establishment, It is Picnic Area a bit off the beaten path for Egg Drop 1:15 pm Car Stuffing 3:30 pm Frisbee Golf 4:00 pm Notre Dame/ St. Mary's students. Alumni Alumni Wheelbarrow Race 12:10 pm Holy Cross Hall Northwest of Stepan Field O sceola is a hole in the wall Watermelon Seed Spitting Impersonations 3:45 pm Irish Wake 10:00 pm town just past Mishawaka. Alumni 1:30 pm Stage Stonehenge Bucket Brigade 12:15 pm To get to Between the Buns, Pic-ln-Face 1:30 pm “JeoparND” 4:15 pm Northwest Stepan Field fill the car with gas and head SERENE SUNDAY Cushing Stage south on 31 into the city. Turn Potato Spoon Relay 12:20 pm Treasure Hunt 1:30 pm Serf Auction 4:45 pm Bookstore Finals 12:00 noon left on Monroe and take that for Picnic Area 10 m iles. Monroe will change Administration Building Stage Stepan Courts Domeslock Band Jam 5:00- names and become Lincoln Way Sack Race 12:25 pm Graham Chapman 7:30 pm Egg Toss 1:45 pm South Quad Stage 9:00 pm West. In the middle of nowhere Stepan Field O'Laughlin Auditorium (SMC) Alumni on the left hand side, Between Recess 9:00- the Buns appears. Friday, April 22, 1988 Accent The ND myth and its dream

timental over the landmarks; Y ou may have read of Club in Portland, and in What troubles m e about the paternalism the price the Uni­ Portland, Maine, “the beau­ but landmarks are unsentimen­ Manchester, New Hampshire, I Notre Dame Report, I realize versity has to pay, if it wishes tal, and as indifferent to you as tiful towrvThat is seated by the became aware of how much now, after thinking about it for to be more than a male Catho­ sea, " in Longfellow's poem, dirt would be. It is painful to Notre Dame, as a place where a week, is the perception that lic ghetto, catering to upper- "My Lost Youth." Longfellow meet the child who was father the myth is still taking place, the University has, that it must middle class white kids from was born in Portland in 1804, to the man. means to the grads. On foot­ be all things to all comers. conservative. Republican and I saw the light of day there 1 had a good time, talking to ball weekends and at class So many needs have to be families? one and a quarter centuries the Motre Dame Club of reunions, they look forward to balanced, it seem s, if Notre The Notre Dame that I later. Portland. I brought two props going home again, expecting Dame is to fulfill its mission; wanted to see flourishing is Last Friday, I went to to use in giving that talk: Pro- to find change, yet hoping and apparently we will not be one where young men and wo­ nothing essential to the myth at peace with ourselves until it men, from an endless spec­ has been lost. happens. The Report makes trum of backgrounds, could They want to recall, as Father Robert Griff In Alma Mater sound as though come to be educated, and to Longfellow recalled, their lost she wished to be as caring as grow in grace and wisdom Letters to a Lonely G od youth; and many of them find the earth mother, as involved before Qod and the world. All it for a couple of days every in peoples' lives as the welfare this in a climate of dignity and spring or fall. Notre Dame state. We re replacing the freedom that is so pervasive Portland, after many years fessor Fischer's autobiography, doesn't change as their Camelot myth with the myth of that they are even free to make away, to speak to the Notre "Notre Dame Remembered", hometown changes, because Utopia. costly mistakes. The teachers Dame Club, and to test the published last year, and the tradition survives on a campus The Task Force on whole hired to instruct them should as a nourishment that keeps saying, "You can't go home recent Notre Dame Report ex­ health recommends a compre­ be free to teach their classes, again.' Longfellow's poem was amining University life. Holding the school spirit alive. hensive program of health write their books, and turn out the mood music that haunted up the book, I said: “This is the Notre Dame doesn't exist, promotion that addresses the as geniuses. me, until it finally became myth." Showing them the however, to embalm its past. spiritual, vocational, physical, tiresom e, like Muzak. The report I said: “This is the All the progress we have made intellectual, social, and emo­ The camel, they say, is what landmarks that Longfellow blueprint of the Dream of the so far prom ises that we will tional needs of all the m em ­ a horse would look like if it remembered from his boyhood Future." make even greater progress bers of the community. were put together by commit­ are still there, I remember What 1 m eant was that Notre tomorrow. Notre Dame is In the future, obviously, tee. A grove of academe put seeing them when I was a lad. Dame, like Camelot, is a mythi­ looking forward to the 21st nothing will be left to chance, together by a group of commit­ Every stanza mentions someth­ cal place, and senior faculty Century, when all our present not even the right to smoke, or tees could turn out to be as ing that 1 can identify with as members like Professors Fis­ greatness will seem like the male, female relationships. homely as a herd of camels. though the town were change­ cher and Stritch and the late prelude to a symphony whose How can you make students But a committee knows, from less. Richard Sullivan are its literary initial them es have been for- comfortable with their alternate experience, what a horse looks "1 remember the gleams and chroniclers. No one has written shadowed by the orchestra sexual lifestyle? Anything, they like. A committee has an idea glooms that daiVAcross the more beautifully of a campus waiting to begin its thunder. say, is morally permissible, as of what Notre Dame, Our Mot­ schoolboy's brain/The song they love than these three Why, then, in my speech, did long as it doesn't frighten the her, should look like if they and silence in the heart/That in Catholic gentlemen of the old I feel the tension between the horses. What kind of standard keep our controlling myths in part are prophecies, and in school. They have kept our Myth and the Dream? Is there is that for a Christian commu­ mind. Nostalgia shouldn't be part/Are longings wild and legends and traditions green in anything in the Dream that nity? the glue that binds the Dream vain....And Deering's Woods our memories by documenting threatens to leave the Myth in Could all those recommen­ to the Myth; but I hope that in are fresh and fair/And with joy the myth of Notre Dame's ruin? Progress can look like an dations be implemented with­ the 21st century, the grads will that is alm ost paiiV My heart greatness from the beginning enemy when you're on a nos­ out the University's appearing feel that in their trips to Notre goes back to wander there/And until now. talgia trip, looking for the lost to be maternalistic and pater­ Dame, they can, and will be, among the dreams or the days Talking to the Notre Dame childhood. nalistic? Is maternalism and going home again. that were/1 find my lost youth again." Is it sentimental to claim that SUSAN ODGERS on a weekend in April, when 1 BAKER'S BIKE SHOP INC. was 62, I met the child who was father to the man? Even Happy 19th so, it is true that you can't go hom e again, in a satisfactory Birthday SCHWINN way. 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GULFPORT, Fla. - Heather Tequila White Lightning (1) 1U Play, No I Won’t -(3) Drew, winless in five seasons I’ll Play, No 1 Won’t ...(3) on the LPGA tour, had a Swaggart, Bakker, & 3 Others (16) A bad dude, a cool buzz... (14) career-low six-under par 66 on BK10 Who's Next (9) Put it in the hole again. Chief (11) Thursday to take a one-stroke 4:30 lead after the first round of the Adworks All-Stars (6) Tofu's Last Gig (8) Who's Next (9) Adworks All-Stars (6) $225,000 USX golf Classic at ST 1 ST 1 Pasadena Yacht and Country Chip's Bar (5) Pop a shot at 5 Slamma Jamma (7) Club. Chip's Bar (5) 4:30 ST 1 5:30 Senior Bar (10) Minahoonies (12) Pop a shot at Senior Bar (10) Tina Tombs Purtzer, Martha 2:00 Nause and Rosie Jones had 67s BK 10 BK9 Corporate Raiders (13) Kinkoids (15) over the 6,013-yard course 5:30 5:30 while another stroke back was Hahn's Funeral Home (4) Hahn's Funeral Home (4) Lou's 2 QB’s and 2 Lou's 2 QB's and 2 Blind Men the foursome of Kathy Ahearn, Blind Men (2) (2) Donna White, Vicki Fergon and Observer Graphic Kathy Postlewait. Australians Sherrin Smyers tournament. I thought they a fearsome shot blocker, if not other Bookstore final by then. and Susan Tonkin were at 69. should have been seeded higher that productive a scorer, in­ Tequila’s finesse game will Drew, who played early in Tequila than 10th going into the Final side. I’ll take Pop a Shot at prove to be too much. I sense the day and began her round Continued from page 20 16 and they proved me right by Senior Bar by four. a lot of breakaway layups for over the back nine, took advan­ beating an excellent 5 Slamma the little guys in this one. tage of the calm conditions with Now last year, I said Scotty Jamma squad Wednesday. Last year, the following in­ Well, if all this pans out birdies on her first four holes. Hicks’ 4 Slamma Jamma squad Nevertheless, they now draw formation (the next two (which I probably shouldn’t Her only bogey came on No. 4, didn’t have a chance to beat my the formidable second seed, rounds) didn’t mean a whole lot count on, but I’ll describe the her 13th hole of the day. pick to win it all, Party at Chips Lou’s 2 QB’s and 2 Blind Guys, for me, as my top two teams final anyway) we’ll have a clas­ When We Repeat. And, of a team replete with outstand­ were beaten in the first round. sic confrontation between two “I was so far under par by course, I ate my words after ing talent. Holtz really is no B arring sim ilar tragedy, I’ll very opposite point guards in the tim e I m ade my first bogey the upset of the tournament. So slouch on the court, and every­ Play will meet Pop a Shot in the final. A1 Martin, who might that it didn’t really matter be­ I’ll just say it’s highly unlikely one else (Jeff Peters, Tony the semis, and A1 Martin’s as well wear a black hat when cause there was a par five right that Who’s Next? will be able Rice, George Baldus, and Kent team will pop The Shot’s he takes the court, may not be after that where I could make to stay with Tequila White Graham) do a little better than bubble. Too much experience a crowd favorite, but he makes a birdie and get it back,” Drew, Lightning tomorrow, despite hold their own. gives I’ll Play the edge over a his teammates play better in a 28-year-old native of Solana the presence of Steve Nicgorski team that it matches up per­ the big ones. Not to mention the Beach, Calif., said. and the emergence of Joel But position by position, Pop fectly with. Two relatively fact that the members of last Tombs-Purtzer, also playing Rump as a big scorer. a Shot more than matches up deliberate teams who can run year’s Leone’s might want a early, posted seven birdies The Nanni brothers should with Lou’s boys. If they can if they need to. Martin and Sul­ little revenge from last year. against two bogeys in her dominate in tomorrow’s battle play defense against the shoot­ livan led Leone’s Stallion’s Nanni, seldom-used as a round. “Conditions were per­ of the walk-ons. Sean Cullinan ing (dunking?) of Rice and over New Order’s Ferrara and walk-on this year, wants the fect for playing early,” she has been playing exceptionally Peters, Pop a Shot should do Hills in last year’s Elite Eight. championship in his senior said. well lately (8-for-ll Wednes­ all right. Ralph Ferrara is It’s a close one, but like I said, year. Gosh, what a crowd- day) and Tequila has just un­ probably the most unknown, the team will do what it has to pleaser. I’ll take Tequila, but Nause and Jones played in paralleled chemistry running underrated player in the tourn­ in order to win. not by much, maybe 21-19. It’s the afternoon and had to battle the floor. White Lightning by ament, with great instincts and a game I’d really like to see. wind. Yet Nause had only one six. a silken jump shot. He and Joe In the other semi, Tequila bogey against six birdies. She And now my upset special. Hills can fill it up against White Lightning should dispose But I suppose I’d like to break birdied four of the first six I’ve been watching Pop a Shot anybody from outside, and of Hahn’s Funeral Home be­ the .500 mark this year a little holes. at Senior Bar since early in the Steve Bynum has evolved into cause they’re going to smell an more.

A Shot At Senior B ar and Lou’s playing together and their 2 QBs and Two Blind Men will overall court balance. They are W otu. CLnim £±hiqiu> meet in another classic and in too solid a team for Hahn’s to Picks This w eek a t the Snite: Continued from page 20 these eyes, another upset. Put dismantle. simply, Pop A Shot has more In the other semi, look for a ballhandling skills talent on the basketball court tight game between Adworks Friday, April 22, M onday, April 25, 7:15 & 9:30 pm. spell trouble for other and matches up better against and Pop A Shot. A look at the 7:00 & 9:30 pm. guards, and will do the same Lou’s 2 QBs. Ralph Ferrara position matchups and individ­ ALIENS Zorba the Greek for Who’s Next, who’s the next (1964) 146 min. and Joe Hills have been on fire ual talent gives Adworks the Breathtaking sequel victim for the tournament’s top for Pop A Shot and could be the nod. They are a talented bunch to ALIEN, stars Anthony Quinn stars seed. best backcourt duo next to the of individuals. But they have In the other 4:30 game, Ad­ Sigourney Weaver as as the earthy peasant Nanni brothers. The inside put together several different the ultimate hero, in the zesty and works All-Stars meets I’ll Play, games of both teams are strong lineups during the course of the rewriting our No I Won’t. This will be a spectacular adaption but not overpowering. Pop A tournament, replacing injuries understanding of of Kazantzaki's novel. dandy. Adworks has Gary Shot’s zone should contain the and absences, and are not the sexual difference. Voce, flashy and penetration of Jeff Peters and cohesive team that Pop A Shot Individual admission 12.00 sharpshooting Kevin Keyes Tony Rice, and if they can keep is. Pop A Shot is a talented and John Buscher. I’ll Play, No With the support of the Indiana Arts Commission George Baldus and Kent bunch of individuals who also ______A the National Endowment for the Arts I Won’t has A1 Martin’s inten­ Graham off the boards, it’s on blend into a talented unit on the Notre Dame Communication and Theatre sity, A1 Martin’s intensity and to the Final Four. court. Four players return A1 Martin’s intensity. I’ll Play In the other late game, look from last year’s final eight is not just Martin, though, with for Hahn’s Funeral Home to finish, and this year they’re on For Something Completely Different. . . forward Bill Sullivan combin­ toss Chip’s Bar in a tight one. their way to the championship. PAD ing rough-and-tumble play in­ Bubba Cunningham and com­ STODE1T ACTIVITIES BOABD p r e se n ts Tequila White Lightning vs. t D T T I T - side with a smooth jumper as pany are another talented Pop A Shot At Senior Bar. SAIBT MAST'S COLLECT John Mundo and John Kennedy group which complement each Monty Python’s work the perimeter with Mar­ other on the court. Taking noth­ I don’t know. Pop A Shot of tin. But I’ll Play is not the same ing away from Derrick Tequila and take a guess. My team they were as Leone’s Stal­ Johnson, Aaron Robb and the guess is Pop A Shot. They’re GRAHAM lions for the past two years, rest of Chip’s, Hahn’s is on a hungry, they’re tough, and as missing Mike O’Grady to roll and will be difficult to long as tornado-like winds graduation and the hot hands stop... don’t rush the campus, they CHAPMAN of Gary Sasse who played with ...until they meet Tequila. So should be on target for the Air Doggers this year. far we have Tequila, Hahn’s, Bookstore laurels. But don’t Adworks has the guns-last Adworks and Pop A Shot in the trust me, go watch for yourself Sun., April 24 year’s Mr. Bookstore, the start­ Final Four. Once again, Te­ and catch what will certainly 7:30 p.m . ing center on the Irish basket­ quila will win on Saturday be­ be some great basketball. Now ball team, the fleet-of-foot Wat­ cause of their experience where’s that tequila? ters, the bulk of Matt Dingens underneath and the quiet talent O’Laughlin of Keyes. They are solid and have perhaps the best talent in Auditorium the tournament, the question is DRiWk whether or not they put it all Saint Mary’s College together. They will against I’ll Play today, and despite the Tickets Now on Sale mental toughness of Martin, O’Laughlin Auditorium Box Office Sullivan and Mundo, they will d i c k Ticket Stub, LaFortune Hall, Notre Dame probably not get a shot at a DOVf title-game victory which has l)iCK Olfib Century Center Box Office eluded them for two years run­ ning. Don’t drink and drive All Seats Reserved: $10/$5 Students Following that matchup, Pop A public service message from The Observer Visa/MasterCard Orders and Information: 284-4626 Friday, April 22, 1988 The Observer page 15 Sports Briefs Walsh winds down career as Irish host home finale The Blue-G old G am e will take place Saturday, April 23, at 1:30 p.m. at Notre Dame Stadium. Students By FRANK PASTOR Wisconsin, meanwhile, is In his four years at Notre get in free upon presentation of a student ID card at Gates Sports Writer consistently ranked among the Dame, Walsh has left his mark 15 and 16 only of the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center. Top 25 teams in the nation. The on the varsity tennis program. General admission tickets to this 58th annual spring foot­ The Notre Dame men’s ten­ Badgers captured a big win He is currently the third- ball game are on advance sale at Gate 10 from 9 a.m. to nis team travels to Michigan earlier in the year when they seeded singles player for the 5 p.m. at Gate 10 of the JACC. Adult tickets cost $3 ($4 on this weekend to take on upset Top 20 Kansas 7-2. Irish and teams with classmate game day), while youth tickets cost $1.50 ($2 on game Kalamazoo Saturday at 1 p.m. Paul Daggs at the number- day). -The Observer and returns home Sunday to three doubles position. In addi­ face Wisconsin at 11 a.m. tion, he was a preseason The Irish (17-10) hope to keep W V FI 640 AM will air the all-star game and finals nominee for academ ic All- the momentum going after of Bookstore Basketball XVII. Jamey Rappis and Frank American. Bayliss credits defeating both Indiana State Mastro will cover the action starting at 1 p.m. on Sunday. Walsh with helping his own and Ohio University last -The Observer transition into the Irish pro­ weekend. gram . Kalamazoo, last season’s “Dan is an easy guy to get The ND W om en’s Soccer team will hold its last NCAA Division III national along with,” Bayliss said. meeting Sunday, April 24, at Coach Phoebe’s house. Meet champion, looks to provide a “Coming in as a new coach, I at 6 p.m. at the library circle. Briing cars if you have stiff test for the Irish. However, was unsure about how things them. -The Observer first-year coach Bob Bayliss is would go, particularly with the confident that his team is ca­ Dan Walsh seniors. But Dan is a good rep­ S pports t B riefs are accepted in writing Sunday through pable of meeting this chal­ “A victory is certainly not resentative of Notre Dame, and lenge. Fridayridaj in The Observer offices on the third floor of LaFor- out of the realm of possibility,” he is a great competitor. tune Student Center before 3 p.m. on the day prior to “Notre Dame beat them Bayliss said of the Wisconsin “He’s been one of our biggest publication. -The Observer (Kalamazoo) 5-4 last year in a match. “We can beat them.” winners. When he’s on, he’s very tense, exciting match,” Dan Walsh, Paul Daggs and pretty tough to beat. He’ll says Bayliss. “I expect more Dave Reiter, all of whom winners from anywhere on the of the same this year.” missed last weekend’s court. He doesn’t seem to get matches, return this weekend rattled ; he looks forward to the to bolster the Irish lineup. Mike big matches.” Wallace remains sidelined with For his part, Walsh admits a rotator cuff injury. that it was difficult at first to ^ T r u s t c o r p Sunday’s match will be par­ adjust to the different style of B a n k ticularly important to second- a new coach. However, through year captain Walsh, for it will his role as captain, Walsh has be his final chance to perform done a great deal in the way of in front of the home crowd. shortening the gap between WIN A WORLDWIDE TRIP FOR TWO! Since his early years, the players and coach. senior from Bloomfield, Mich, “I’m the go-between between has been surrounded by the the players and coach legacy which is Notre Dame. Bayliss,” says Walsh. “If they His father, two older sisters, (the players) have a problem two brothers, and a couple of or a question and they don’t uncles all have passed under want to take it to coach di­ the shadow of the Golden Dome rectly, they tell me. Then, I at one time or another. usually bring it up at a team “I’ve grown up with Notre m eeting.” Dame all my life,” Walsh said. Despite all of his achieve­ “It’s been everything I ex­ ments, Walsh is able to keep pected and more. The tennis his success in its proper per­ program has given me a lot, spective. Complacency has the education is great, and I’ve never been a problem for the made some great friends over 6-0 senior. the years. I just love the whole (-SWEEPSTAKES*) atmosphere of Notre Dame.” “There are a lot of players Walsh began playing tennis in our program who are capa­ at a local club when he was ble of playing that don’t play,” eight years old. At first, he Walsh said. “That just keeps An entry in your name is made each time played tennis simply for the pushing you. They’ve gotten you use your ADVANTAGE/CIRRUS card at pure enjoyment of it. stronger since I’ve been here, Walsh began to take the sport and that’s been a big change. Trustcorp Bank's LaFortune 24 hour more seriously when he en­ Just having so many people ADVANTAGE location.* rolled at Brother Rice High who can play pushes you to be School, where he stockpiled an better or you’re not going to impressive list of athletic and play.” —open an additional account and earn more entries! academic honors. 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01988 Trustcorp Bank, South Bend MEMBER FDIC page 16 The Observer Friday, April 22, 1988 Pitching problems continue as Irish lose By STEVE MEGARGEE to work on your location. We’re opposition, and Michigan State not that talented in pitching, swept a doubleheader from the Assistant Sports Editor and we have to be smart Irish last year at Jake Kline The Notre Dame baseball . Right now we’re Field. The Spartans won two of team could not find a cure to throwing too many right across three games from Miami its recent pitching woes the plate.” (Fla.) early this season, and Thursday night at Coveleski Notre Dame had its share of they also sport a 6-2 record ' . Stadium, as the Irish fell 10-5 chances. The Irish had its first against Purdue and Northwes­ to IUPUI. two batters reach base on tern this year. Both the Boilers Notre Dame has given up 10 walks in both the first and and Wildcats have defeated runs or more in each of its last second innings, but they failed Notre Dame this year. five games. The Irish (23-18) to come away with any runs. “We’ll have to have our best next go to Michigan State for a Notre Dame left a game total effort of the year to beat Mic­ doubleheader on Saturday at 1 of 12 runners on base. higan State,” said Murphy. p.m. before returning to Jake Brian Piotrowicz, in relief of “They’re an established pro­ Kline Field for a twinbill with losing Irish starter Erik Mad­ gram, and we’ve hit a down Illinois-Chicago on Sunday at 1 sen (6-3), allowed just two un­ note right now.” p.m. earned runs in 4 23 innings of EXTRA BASES- P at “I’m worried that since work, but the Irish hitters could Pesavento’s in the we’re winning at a better clip not mount any kind of com­ first inning set a new Notre than previous years, we’ve won eback. Dame single-season mark. The 23 games and we’ve clinched a IUPUI scored two runs in the senior has stolen 21 (MCC) playoff berth, we might eighth, and Notre Dame scored bases in 29 attem pts... Dan Pel­ : be getting a little too com­ three in the bottom of the tier missed Tuesday’s loss to placent,” said first-year Irish eighth to close the scoring at Western Michigan with a case coach Pat Murphy. “That 10-5. of the flu. It signified the first ■ worries me.” “They (IUPUI) beat Indiana game and first inning the soph­ IUPUI took control of the State last night,” Murphy said omore had missed since he game by scoring four runs in after the Irish loss. “A lot of began his Notre Dame playing the third inning and four runs people don’t know who they career... Craig Pavlina is 5-for- in the fourth. Notre Dame are, but they’re a pretty good 10 on pinch-hitting attempts sandwiched that onslaught team .” this season with one walk and with two runs in its half of the Having lost five of their last five runs batted in... Michigan third, so IUPUI led 8-2 after eight games, the Irish now State holds a 61-28 lead in its four innings. await perhaps their toughest all-time, series with Notre “Our pitchers are getting two games of the season. Mic­ Dame. ahead in the count, and then higan State holds a 24-10 record they don’t know how to make (9-5 in the Big 10), and the Spar­ IUPUI 004 400 020 1 0 1 3 3 N otre D am e 002 000 030 -5 8 5 The Observer / Bob Jones pitchers’ pitches,” said tans only recently exited the Pat Pesavento and the Irish baseball team lost to IUPUI 10-5 Murphy. “Late in the year, Top 20. Jeff Schabel, Troy Anderson (7) and Jon Baumet, Jerry Dukes (7); Erik Madsen, Brian Piotrowicz (4), Thursday. Notre Dame travels to Michigan State Saturday and hosts when the hitters have caught Notre Dame has lost 18 con­ Kevin Chenail (9) and Ed Lund, Dave Yawman (9). 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Build vour own subs $2.00______University Mali Friday, April 22, 1988 The Observer page 17 P acers Women’s Bookstore control destiny We Won Interhall Hoosier Hysteria Associated Press We Won Interhall The Educators Boxer Club The Educators INDIANAPOLIS - The In­ ST 1 ST 1 Yurtles & Turtles Shots At the Bar diana Pacers’ season is down 5:00 6:00 to two crucial gam es, and their Stubble Shooters Yurtles & Turtles Shots At the Bar Penthouse Playmates 11 chances of making the NBA ST 2 ST 2 playoffs for the second year in Just Couldn't Get Enough The Supreme Court a row likely won’t be decided Cukla Fran & Ollie 5:00 4:00 ST 1 Sparky's Franchise until Saturday night in the final Kukla Fran & Ollie 12:00 Sparky's Franchise ST 2 ST 2 game against the New York Victor Sefuentes Almond Joy Knicks. 5:00 6:00 If the Pacers win, they’re in; What's not Schnch Victor Sefuentes Give Me Your Address Give Me Your Address if they lose, they’re out. It’s that simple. O bserver Graphic “It doesn’t guarantee us anything, but it helps our sit­ uation,” Coach Jack Ramsay said of Wednesday night’s vic­ Top-notch talent missing in NFL drafttory at Atlanta, a 116-98 tri­ umph that lifted the Pacers into a normal year. weight; a high school neck in­ Associated Press the football players out there. a three-way tie with the Knicks Perhaps. jury suffered by Florida safety In fact, there’s rarely been and the Washington Bullets for NEW YORK -Leigh Stein­ Linebacker Aundray Bruce Bennie Blades; how quickly so much moaning and groaning the final two Eastern Confer­ of Auburn, who has already Nebraska defensive end Neil berg, who represents some of as there has been about this ence playoff positions. the NFL’s top players, is taking signed with the Atlanta Fal­ Smith will learn. year’s NFL draft, which will Indiana plays at Detroit it easy this year, although he cons, isn’t considered as good take place Sunday beginning at Friday night and finishes at still has two players who will noon, EDT. a prospect as the top picks of But Karl Mecklenburg, home against the Knicks the probably be picked in the top the last three drafts bruce Deron Cherry, Mark Clayton, Some player personnel following night in Market 15 in Sunday’s draft. Smith, Bo Jackson and Vinny Richard Dent, Joe Jacoby, Jim people consider it the worst Square Arena. Washington’s “I consider Brian Boitano Burt and several dozen other draft of the decade and perhaps Testa verde. remaining schedule included Pro Bowl-caliber players my prime first-rounder,” he the worst ever. Some claim And even the top seven or games against Detroit eight players are considered wouldn’t be playing in the NFL says. there are no more than 12 to 15 Thursday night and Atlanta on if pre-draft ratings always If you listen to some scouts, actual first rounders available flawed in some fashion. Saturday. The Knicks play at stood up. All were taken in the Boitano, a Steinberg client who and one team gives only 112 For example, there are Milwaukee on Friday before is headed for a professional ice eighth round or lower and players “make it” grades, less worries about Heisman Trophy the final game at Indiana on skating career, might be a bet­ Jacoby, Burt and Cherry were than half the 250 rookies who winner Tim Brown’s hands; Saturday. ter NFL prospect than some of never drafted. normally make NFL teams in Craig “Ironhead” Heyward’s If the Pacers beat New York and end in a two-way tie with Washington, the Bullets would Sutton pars out get the seventh playoff spot and Indiana would get the eighth playoff position because of Medical Research Opportunities to lead classic Washington’s 4-2 season series advantage over the Pacers. Associated Press Start your research career with Northwestern University's Medical School a 5-iron around the trees and Indiana would then have to caught a greenside bunker. play Eastern Conference as a member ol our prestigious and dedicated research staff Your Involve­ NEW ORLEANS - Hal Sutton ment and challenge can start with research opportunities available In the Sutton got it up and down from champion Boston in the best-of- a r e a s of: saved par on the final hole, and the sand, making a 5-foot putt five first round of playoffs. If with it preserved a 65 and a one- • Mlcrolmmunology ■ndoerlno to stay one in front of Tom the Pacers finish ahead of the • Infectious D isease Allergy shot lead Thursday after the Byrum. Bullets, they would face • Pathology Surgery first round of the USF&G clas­ Byrum, not yet a winner in second place Detroit in the • Molecular Biology Medicine sic. three years of PGA tour activ­ opening round. Successful candidates will have Bachelor's or Master's degrees in the “ That was the only tim e I got ity, used some long-range put­ biological sciences, with emphasis on independent lab research Must in trouble all day long,” said ting and a fast finish for his best But Saturday night’s gam e is possess a thorough knowledge of tissue & cell culture, microbiology and Sutton, who played without a round of the year, a 66. of more immediate concern, biochemistry techniques Small laboratory animal handling experience bogey in his 7-under-par effort. helpful Proven academic achievement is also required He was even par through 10 since a loss to New York would “It was a real solid round, holes, then birdied six of the give the Knicks a 3-2 season ad­ Northwestern University offers a very competitive starting salary and com­ and it could have been lower,” last eight. Two of them came vantage over the Pacers. prehensive benefits package, including dental insurance and 3 weeks paid said Sutton, who twice missed vacation your first year For immediate consideration, please contact your on putts from off the green, department chairperson or campus placement office, or send resume, birdie putts of five feet or less. from about 20 and 25 feet, and “We’ve been getting a lot of which must include transcripts and two faculty references, to “I missed those two short Byrum dropped still another ones, but I m ade a couple of chances with other teams Northwestern University from about 25 feet. losing,” center Steve Personnel Department, Chicago Campus long ones, so I guess it evens Veteran Lanny Wadkins, a 339 E. Chicago Avenue, Room 119 out.” Stipanovich said of the Pacers’ winner in Hawaii earlier this playoff hopes in the final week Chicago, IL 60611 Sutton, a non-winner for al­ year, birdied three of his last most two years, hooked into the of the season. 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iAINT MARY'S DEIT. OK COMMUNICATION & THEATRE ANNOUNCE Fights mar eastern playoffs game uncharacteristic for plans right now,” he said. OPEN AUDITIONS Associated Press those two teams. “We’ve got to think of a couple The NHL playoffs continued of options.” FO R T H E N.D./S.M.C. FA LL PRODUCTION OF: Finesse appears on the way Thursday night with the out and fists on the way in, at The series shifts to New Jer­ Lewis Galunticrc's Adaptation of Jean Anouilh's Campbell Conference semi­ least in the eastern half of the sey for a game Friday night, finals. NHL playoffs. giving the Devils the home k* “We re not going to be head­ Detroit goalie Greg Stefan advantage in their series. ANTIGONE hunters, but as I’ve said before, earned his first playoff shutout Boston, which has lost 18 se­ and Peter Klima scored three you don’t go to war with pea­ ries to Montreal dating back to Directed by Roberta N. Rude goals as the Red Wings beat the shooters. We re going to have 1943, also now owns the home St. Louis Blues 6-0 and took a Monday April 25 7:00 to 10:00 pan. in O'Laughlin to reinforce our gloves with advantage. The two teams also 2-0 lead in the best-of-seven Tuesday April 26 7:00 to 10:00 p.m. in Moreau Little Theatre some extra padding when we play Friday night in a game Norris Division finals. go to Boston,” Montreal coach that figures to leave a lot of Edmonton, leading 1-0 in its Casting the following roles only: Jean Perron said after Boston scars on the smaller ice of the Smythe Division Series, was at beat the Canadiens 4-3 to even Boston Garden. Calgary in a late start. Antigone Chorus Creon their Stanley Cup quarter final As in the Langway incident, The Devils-Capitals game (male or female) series at 1-1 Wednesday night. Montreal is sending videotapes Montreal also lost 50-goal was interrupted at the 3:31 of the Thelven Richer incident Ismene Daemon scorer Stephane Richer, who mark of the second period by to the league office. Thelven suffered a broken right thumb a brawl involving three sepa­ claims he is innocent of when he was slashed by Bos rate fights that held up the wrongdoing and was just trying The remaining roles will be cast at the start of the fall semester. ton’s Michael Thelven. game 15 minutes. Four players to lift Richer s stick when the The same rule seems to apply were ejected New Jersey’s injury occurred. It is the same For more information call the COTH office at 284-4640. to the Washington-New Jersey Tom Kurvers and Perry Ander­ thumb the Montreal winger in­ series, which is also tied 1-1. son and Washington’s Ed Kas- jured late in the season and The Devils evened it by beating telic and Yvon Corriveau. missed five games because of the Capitals 5-2 in a fight filled “I’m not going to divulge our it. page 18 The Observer Friday, April 22, 1988 Cubs beat Expos with hot hitting Associated Press Treadway, the next batter, lined a ball that caromed off CHICAGO - Vance Law ex­ the right field wall as Esasky tended his hitting streak to 14 scored easily. games with a two-run homer, The Reds have played six and Andre Dawson hit a home extra-inning games out of 16, run and a sacrifice fly winning three. Thursday, leading Greg Mad­ dux and the to a Astros 8, Braves 0 6-2 victory over the . That ended the Cubs’ four- Bob Knepper and Ernie gam e losing streak and the E x­ Camacho combined on a six- pos’ five-game winning streak. hitter and Denny Walling had Law’s homer, his second of three hits and drove in two runs the season, capped a three-run Thursday night as the Houston sixth and came off loser Bryn Astros beat the Atlanta Braves Smith, 0-1. Maddux, 3-1, gave 8 -0 . up eight hits but was backed by The Braves, shut out by four double plays. He walked Houston’s Mike Scott on Wed­ three and struck out four. nesday night, have not scored in 19 innings. Atlanta has been Reds 7, Giants 6 shut out four times this season. Knpper, 2-0, gave up five hits Jeff Treadway tripled home in six innings. He struck out Nick Esasky with none out in three and walked two. the 12th inning Thursday, Camacho finished up for his giving the Cincinnati Reds a 7-6 first save. victory over the San Francisco Alan Ashby hit a two-run The Observer/Trey Reymond In a big move earlier this week, freshman Ricky Giants. double and Walling followed back spot he played last fall. Saturday’s annual Esasky, who homered in the with an RBI single for a 3-0 lead Watters switched from tailback to flanker. Junior Blue-Gold Game signals the end of spring third, opened the 12th inning in the fourth against Kevin Cof­ Mark Green, moved to flanker at the beginning workouts and Marty Strasen details the game wjth a single off Joe Price, 0-1. fman, 0-2. of spring workouts, took over duties at the tail- beginning on the back page.

Rausch (6-6, 244) and Joe Allen Linebackers - Perhaps the defense this April. Starting at Mike McLoone and Rick Pur­ Spring (6-5, 272) at tackle, Winston most reliable position for the strong safety for the Blue is cell. Sandri (6-4,247) and Tim Grun- Irish is inside linebacker, freshman Greg Davis. Round­ Special Teams - All spots are Continued from page 20 hard (6-3, 283) at guard and where both 6-5 junior Wes ing out the Blue secondary are up for grabs in the punting and Receivers - Freshman Ricky Mike Heldt (6-4, 265) snapping Pritchett and sophomore Mike cornerback Jerry Bodine and placekicking departments, and Watters will be tested at the ball. The reserves include Stonebreaker will play for the safeties Doug DiOrio and Rich Holtz will certainly be keeping flanker for the Gold squad, a Marty Lippincott, Chuck Kil­ Blue team. Pritchett and Earley. his eye on how the kickers per­ position at which he has no col­ lian, Mike Harazin and Shawn Stonebreaker are two of the top form tomorrow in a game sit­ lege experience. Watters will Anderson. three inside backers entering Junior strong safety George uation. be backed up by Pat Filers, a the fall, and will be helped out Streeter anchors the Gold de­ Jim Sexton and Pete converted strong safety who DEFENSE by Greg Hudson. fensive backfield, while con­ Hartweger will punt for the has been a consistent receiver Junior led the verted split end Blue, while Sean Connor will this spring. Defensive Line - The defen­ Irish in tackles with 106 last gets the starting nod at free handle the punting chores for At split end is 6-2 freshman sive line has had less trouble season, and lines up with fresh­ safety. The cornerbacks will be the Gold. Bobby Carpenter, who has than its offensive counterpart man at inside speedy freshman Reggie Ho and David Neidell looked promising with the No. finding replacements for its linebacker for the Gold team. and junior Bob Satterfield. tee the ball up for the Blue 1 offense. Freshman Frank graduating seniors, but there They will be replaced by Joe Reserves include safeties Marc squad, while Billy Hackett will Jacobs, a 6-5, 234-pounder who will be positions to be won once Farrell and Scott Button. Dobbins and David Jandric, try the field goals for the Gold will see plenty of time in the fall workouts begin. The Blue team boasts return­ and corners Dan McDevitt, team . fall, starts at tight end for the Returning starter Tom Gor­ ing senior Darrell “Flash” Gold. man (6-6, 258) lines up at one Gordon and freshman Scott Aaron Robb has the flanker tackle on the Blue defense, Kowalkowski at the outside chores for the Blue team . Robb while freshman George Mar­ linebacker positions. has worked with the second shall (6-3, 240), who has made The Gold squad will go with &BWCX D R iN k ' ° team for most of the spring, some big plays this spring, a returning senior who also has and is backed up by James Dil­ starts at the other tackle spot. been working with the first lard. Fellow freshman Brian Shan­ team (along with Gordon) in At split end for the Blue is non, who sat out the fall season at one defensive another promising freshman, with a leg injury, backs up end. Freshman , 5 t t DKLK ((y w iy \A % ' D llV f Pierre Martin, who turned in Marshall. Steve Roddy (6-2, who has shown great quickness Dick the most spectacular catch of 237) fills the middle for the and some solid hitting this the spring two weeks ago when Blue, with Michael Crounse (6- spring, will start at outside he was knocked into an aerial 2, 266) waiting in the wings. linebacker along with Stams Don’t drink and drive somersault by a D’Juan Fran­ for the Gold. They will be cisco hit. Steve Alaniz and A pair of sophomores start at backed up by sophomore Kevin ALUMNI ■■■■■■■■■■*■■*■■ walk-on Patrick Fallon also defensive tackle for the Gold. McShane. SENIOR **************** will see time at split end for the Bryan Flannery (6-3, 249) and Blue. Jeff Aim (6-6, 248) have been Secondary - The Blue squad Mike Brennan, a 6-5 junior, pleasant surprises this spring, has three possible Irish will play tight end for the Blue and will be given an occasional starters in the defensive back- team . breather tomorrow by Bob field. Junior Corny Southall, a ECLUB Dahl and Mike Callan. At steady field general, calls the Offensive Line -This has been noseguard is George Williams defensive signals at free the trouble spot all spring for (6-4, 285), who played in seven safety. At the corners are H E Holtz’ squad, which lost four games last season and will be D’Juan Francisco and Stan fifth-year seniors from last an important factor on the Irish Smagala, both of whom have season. The defense took ad­ defense in 1988. vantage of the inexperience up ^iniiBuniwininn^B 1 front on offense and dominated r most of the spring scrim­ i mages. With an already inex­ perienced line divided into two at RECESS!!! units for tomorrow’s game, the Call I quarterbacks might have to be i extra alert. The starters on the Blue line Julie I include converted tight end (6-6, 246 pounds) & I and Dean Brown (6-2, 283) at ■ MILLER GENUINE D R A FT tackle, Ted Healy (6-4,263) and returning starter Jeff Pearson Melissa j 1 5 4 (6-2, 254) at guard and Tim ! Ryan (6-4, 240) at center. Also i in the trenches for the Blue unit #3433 I PEACH DACQUIRIS will be Dave Prinzivalli, Norm Balentine, Ryan Mihalko, Jim 7 5 * Kinsherf and Darryl Wodecki. I The Gold starters are Peter I i Friday, April 22, 1988 The Observer page 19 Campus The Daily Crossword

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Saturday April 23 FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE lOpm-lam APRIL 22 & 23 North Quad 8 & 10 PM Sports April 22. 1988 ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ I Blue-Gold signals end to spring of changes B y MARTY STRASEN which marks the end of spring watch the contest without inter­ team all spring, and tomorrow pound sophomore Anthony Sports Editor workouts. fering with either side. Tony Rice and Johnson, another probable Mark Green will line up at “It’s important after a long, face each other in different uni­ starter, with Ted McNamara Time is running out for tailback for the Blue squad, hard spring to end it all on a forms. The fleet-footed Rice, a serving as his replacement. making more of those position after spending most of the fun note and give the players a sophomore, calls the signals For the Gold, freshm an Tony changes which have grabbed spring in Tim Brown’s vacant chance to compete,” Holtz for the Blue, while the fresh­ Brooks will try to continue much of the attention in this flanker slot. said. “It should be fun to man Graham will aim for the what has been a very impres­ year’s 20-session spring foot­ Ricky Watters now is a w atch.” Gold squad’s receivers from sive spring at tailback. Brooks ball season. flanker for the Gold team and The game is sponsored by the the pocWt. Rice is backed up gained 262 yards in the fall and for the Irish, after spending his Notre Dame Club of St. Joseph by Pete Graham, while Steve has shown some nifty moves freshman year to this point as Valley and proceeds will bene­ Belles will get some time for and strong legs in spring SPRING a tailback and gaining 373 fit that organization’s scholar­ the Gold. workouts. Behind Brooks is yards on 69 carries in the fall. ship fund. Notre Dame and walk-on Antwon Lark. FOOTBALL Both of those changes were Saint Mary’s students receive Running Backs - Mark Green, Sophomore Braxston Banks, made by Holtz and his staff ear­ free admission upon presenta­ Notre Dame’s leading rusher who spent some time at tail­ lier this week. tion of a student ID. last season with 861 yards, is back early in the spring, starts The rosters for the two Here’s how the squads look back at tailback and will lead at fullback for the Gold. Banks But that has not stopped Irish squads also were drafted ear­ at each position: the Blue team. Green has been is backed up by Joe Jarosz, who head coach from lier in the week, with Jim snaring passes most of the has made some impressive making two important last- Strong coaching the Gold and OFFENSE spring, but also has rushed gains on the No. 3 offense. minute moves before Satur­ at the Blue helm. from the wishbone formation day’s 58th annual Blue-Gold Holtz and defensive coordina­ Quarterbacks - They’ve and should not be rusty. gam e (1:30 p.m. ESTCDT), tor plan to battled for time with the No. 1 At fullback for the Blue is 220- See SPRING, page 18 Women’s tourney shrinks to eight By JANE SHEA tournament because every Saint Mary’s Sports Editor team had forfeited to them, beat Just Can’t Get Enough 21- Fast action continued 16. Thursday on the courts of Saint The score was close through­ Mary’s as Women’s Bookstore out the game but Kukla Fran Basketball narrowed down to and Ollie managed to pull it off eight teams. with its quickness and rebound­ ing skill. Three m em bers of the team made it to the final eight last year. Shots at the Bar shot by Pen­ thouse Playm ates II 21-8. All Sparky’s Franchise blew by members of the winning team Supreme Court 21-5 with the attend Notre Dame Law School leadership of previous Notre and played in the women’s Dame varsity basketball league at the school this year. players Kathy Brommeland Good passing and fast breaks and Ellen Mouch. added to Shots ability to work The strong defense and con­ as a team . sistent shooting on the part of Give Me Your Address beat Sparky’s Franchise gave them Almond Joy 21-11. Sandy Bot­ the advantage over Supreme ham, a co-MVP of Notre Court. The winners got off to a Dame’s varsity basketball fast start and kept control team, led the team in points The Observer/Michael Moran throughout the game. and rebounds. Only eight teams remain In the Women’s played today at Stepan Courts with the semi-finals Kukla Fran and Ollie, who Bookstore Basketball Tournament after and finals slated for this weekend. Jane Shea has had not played a game in the See WOMEN, page 15 Thursday’s games. The round of eight will be all of the details at the left. And this year’s Bookstore winner is. You’ll forgive me if I’m a bit uneasy to the wire, it’ll simply be a matter of There are three things my Dad told title. No matter what happens on the about putting this column in print. which gets neutralized more effective­ me before I left for Notre Dame. courts today or over the weekend, It was just a year ago that I went a ly: the outside shooting of Martin and One, no female deserves a dozen each player left in the 666-team tourn­ combined 2-for-7 trying to pick Bill Sullivan (eight points last game) roses. Two, be good or at least be care­ ament can be proud that he has gone Bookstore Basketball from the Elite or the power game of Voce and Matt ful. And three, never, no matter how this far. 658 teams are now on the out­ Eight down to its completion. Dingens. I’m going with Martin’s all- many times they put your picture on side looking in. Well, I can’t help but think that this out intensity to carry a team that the back page, never leave yourself But there can be only one winner, year will be a little better. O’Gara might not be as talented, but does open to embarrassment by predicting and this column is about to tell you beat me out last year (picking a what it has to to win. I’ll Play by 3. what will happen in Bookstore Bas who that winner will probably, Pete Brian Skiko O’Gara Bookstore Basketball XVII Bookstore Basketball XVII meager three out of seven correct), In another game that should prove ketball. maybe, don t put-much-money-on-it but after careful consideration of the to be a barnburner, I’ll take Hahn’s Last year in this same space I said be. remaining teams, I am ready to boldly Funeral Home in overtime over Chip’s some, well, stupid things. Like Party We’ll begin with today’s quarter­ unveil this year’s Final Four, Bar. This is another case where I like at Chips When We Repeat would do finals games. The opener on finalists, and champion of the tourney. the experience of Bubba Cunningham just that, Leone’s Stallions wouldn’t Bookstore court 10 (at 4:30 p.m.) is Some interesting developments will at guard, who was in the Final Four even reach the Final Four and Jimmy Tequila White Lightning vs. Who’s unfold in today’s quarterfinal of this tourney long before I got here, the Greek’s prognasticating job was Next. It just wouldn’t be the Sweet 16 matchups, and in my opinion the most and underrated big man John safe. I was insinuating that the Greek without Tequila, who has reached that intense of these will be the I’ll Play, McCabe, who’ll muscle with anyone did not need to worry about me taking round for six straight years. Why? Be­ No I Won’t - Adworks All Stars game. underneath. over his job because of my Bookstore cause the guys on this team play to­ How could it not be with a potential Granted, Chip’s has an excellent predictions, not realizing Jimmy the gether so well. Other teams may have A1 Mart in-Ricky Watters duel on the ballclub (it’s almost impossible not to Now-Unemployed would reveal his horizon. Martin’s savvy and experi­ more talent, but Tequila’s quint seems with varsity football players Andy personal theory of genetics to the to know where everyone else is on the ence matched against Watters’ pure Heck, , and Aaron Robb world of sports. court. This year’s version has oppo­ quickness and athleticism...wow. on your team), but watch Derrick This hoops-loving campus has al­ You can bet Adworks will try to nents seeing double as the Nanni brot­ Johnson. The way Hahn’s matches up ways been a bastion for pickup bas­ hers, former Mr. Bookstore Lou and pound it inside to their big man as with Chip’s inside, as Johnson’s shoot­ ketball, and the best it has to offer former Irish walk-on Chris, team up they’ve done in the past, and they have ing goes so could go Chip’s. will be on exhibition today, tomorrow on the perimeter. Their quickness and quite a big man in Gary Voce to do it and on Sunday as the final eight teams with. In a gam e which should go down See TEQUILA, page 14 vie for the Bookstore Basketball XVII See PICKS, page 14