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Vol. XII, No. 13 A News Service For The Educational Community MONDAY APRIL_30, 1973 Mime Extrodlnaire: Ralph Burgess ~JA~'Tt'E"lt'r RALLY This Friday night, May 4, employed by the Looking Glass DATE: Tuesday, May 1, 1973 TIME: 2:00 p.m. Ralph Burgess, student mime, Theatre as an actor and also gives will perform in Theatre One on workshops for high school PLACE: In front of the Library (alternate: Lecture Hall One in Classroom the RWC Campus at 8 and 10 students in mime. He also is p.m. Building 'Michael Grando's assistant at Ralph, a junior theatre RWC for mime classes. major, has been studying under The production is part of PURPOSE: To determine student opinion toward our College the expert tutelage of Michael Ralph's independent study To decide if it lives up to its experimental philosophy Grando since September of 1971. project. To delete any ignorance of its history Grando is ranked as one of the To dramatize its various facets in student-led group discussions top four mimes in the world and teaches mime at RWC , Brown To demand answers and reasons for inconsistencies University, and URI. To uniformly take an active student role in the directions of the College and the futures of its students and financers. Ralph, who has learned the basic techniques of mime, will deliver a 45-minute set, followed by a 15-minute intermission during which entertainment will be provided by Doctor Zeke and Bill Zinno. Burgess will then end Lasts One Year his first shor with another 30 minutes of mime. Ralph will present: Jack and the Beanstalk, Stairway to Heaven, Doctor (?), Shoesalesman, and Businessman -London Theatre Cancelled driver. BY JIM WILLIAMS Ralph was seen earlier this The London Theatre year in the main season play "the spirit of our students has "we shouldn't be worrying about Guys and Dolls, in which he Program for 1973-1974 has been totally fallen." Eleven students Theatre, we should be worrying portrayed Harry the Horse, and cancelled by Dean Uehling and from three junior colleges were about the College. Enrollment's Coffeehouse production of Adam President Gauvey. Uncertain planning to come to Roger down, so what we clearly need is and Eve, during which he mimed Ralph Burgess enroUment for 1973-1974, lack Williams to study theatre and n ew and imagin ati ve the role of the snake. Burgess is PHOTO by ZACKS of confidence in the Program's nineteen of the new freshmen for programs-programs which will budget, and general budgetary next year were coming here draw students we haven't reached problems in the Theatre Area because of theatre. When asked before. Instead we cancel one of Student Center Rises were the chief reasons for the what the effect will be on theatre the best ones we have and replace cancellation, according to Mr. enrollment next year, 0 n April 17, during the designed for 98 percent student it with ... ? Well, you know the use. The entire Eastern side of Grandgeorge, Chairman of the Grandgeorge responded, "Very story; what creative new Spring break, bulldozers tore into Theatre Department, who called the field aside the Resident's the building will be walled with ..... few of them will come, in my programs have YOU heard of glass, providing a spacious view of ·the Administration's action opinion; I'll HA VE to tell them, dorm to start construction on an being introduced at Roger approximately one-million dollar the bay. Also on the bay side will "disastrous to Theatre at Roger of course." Williams this year? We could call be an open-air flagstone patio Williams and unfortunate for the Student Center. When asked if the Theatre it the year of the vacuum, but I The two-story structure will designed for student cookouts,· whole College." Department would be likely to fear it's only been a prelude to be about the same size of the beer blasts, etc. ''It's the special programs survive the London cancellation, more of the same." libx:ary with the interior layout On the first floor will be a like the Sicily Program and the Grandgeorge replied, "I doubt it "It's a matter of Cut-back, large Snack Bar, Rathskeller, London Theatre Program which very much. No one goes to Cut-back thinking just at the time Recreation Room, Bookstore, give Roger Williams its unique college to study Theatre by possible Post Office and bank if when our sur\rival demands the needed, and various other rooms character- which demonstrate to choosing a College with no new and the imaginative. The prospective students that the not yet designated for a theatre building. We have potential of the College was once Summmer particular use. College gives more than survived because of our special great and it could be again. But The second floor will have a lip-service to experimentation," programs ... mostly because of the that would require creative and huge dining ar e a and Grandgeorge said. "Without them London Theatre Program. The adventuresome leadership, and it Session sophisticated kitchen (no more the whole College will suffer." Department might survive if the would require a new energy and paper plates). All the student Grandgeorge estimates that Program goes next year an old faith. Lately, I w~nder if activities and clubs will be housed cancellation of the Program will ('74-'75), but the picture foi: we have much of that left." on this floor in removable cost the Bristol Campus nearly that is quite dreary at this Schedule partitioned rooms which can be $29,000 in lost tuition and lost moment." I think that says it all. students. "In addition," he said, "Anyway,'' he continued, Bro ch ures and packets created as the needs arise. The available tomorrow at the dining area will be used for Registrar's Office in Bristol or motion pictures and a portable · 266 Pine Street in Providence. stage will be available for plays. Creative Writing Serles Presents: They' re also available by Funding for the new facility mail. Call or write to: will come mainly from the Associate Dean for Department of Housing and KIP CROSBY Continuing Education, 266 Pine Urban Development with a MAY 3, 8 P.M. Street, Providence, RI 02908. $.7 ,450,000 loan. This will Kip Crosby was born in esselitially cover construction Roxbury, Massachusetts, and did cost and tlle College's share still his first writing in Cambridge in Career Interviews will be used primarily for the 1960's. While at Harvard, he furnishings: studied with William Alfred and BUSINESS CO-OP STUDENTS Carter Wilson, was an editor of If you are interested in going THE ISLAND, and attended the on Co-Op this June or next All College 1967 Bread Loaf Conference. He September, please see Ms. now lives in Belmont, Hennessy, Director of Council Cooperative Education for Massachusetts, and is working on Students who would like a an alternate-history novel about Business, Providence Campus, Pine Street. Tel. 27 4-2200. topic brought up before the All political ambition. In his spare College Council or who want to time be cooks, listens to music, The following interviews are scheduled: American Mutual know about the organization and races a tricycle. His first should drop into the S.A.S. novel, RUN/RIDE, was published Insurance, Providence Office Kip Crosby (Claims Admuster) Office on Mondays anythime by Grossman in 1972. after 12:30 p.m.
•. I·.·· - Edi-tC>riclls 11 It would seem that Spring Fever has struck earlier this season than any in recent memory. Usually, with the app~oach of warm weather, attendance in classes drops off, the snoring from the back of the room BY JACK KELLY becomes louder and more and more beads are nitting desks as students As the end or the academic David Ozie! as Dr. Gibbs, Mary being directed by Marrianne Fine try to cop a look at newly-exposed legs. year draws to a close the Theatre Rocha as Mrs. Webb, .Jack and the cast is: Philenda Stryker But a new aspect of spring has appeared stronger this year than in Department has announced its Mahoney as Mr. Webb', and as Beatrice, Donna Ferrara as most of the rest. It's called "teacher absence." It comes in many forms final three shows. Ralph Burgess Martin Zeigler who portrays two Tillie, Judy Hutchings as Ruthy, and flavors, and it works li ke this ... "We're not going to have class will give a one-man show roles, Howie Newsome and and Priscilla Fennessey as Janice today because I want you to work on your term papers (homework, consisting of five mime stories. Simon Stimso.n. Vickery and Dora Schaffer as upcoming test, or reading can be substituted)." Or it may go like this, Admission is 50 cents. On the 17th and 18th or Nanny. (printed on the blackboard), "Mr. (Ms., Dr.) will not hold The Theatre Department will May, the play The Effect of The Theatre Department and class today. Be prepared for the next class." also present Our Town on May I Gamma Rays on the Main in the Drama Club thank those of you It would be interesting (if not down-right sickening) to find what 9-12 in Theatre One. Our Town is Moon Marigolds, will be who have given them a faithful the exact figures are as far as "teacher absence" goes. In some classes it one of Thornton Wilder's finest presented in Theatre One. patronage and hope those of you runs close to 20 percent (facts and figures upon request). plays. The cast of Our Town is Admission is free but donations who haven't viewed a production Another way of avoiding those student eyes it to dig up as many headed by: R i ch Wilb er will be accepted for the RWC will try to catch one of the last movies or slide presentations on the subject being taught as possible. (Knuckles), as the stage manager, Theatre Department. The play is three. Thank you. Another way is to go over test results in class. Another way is to have students read their work (term papers, English themes,.. research on a subject, etc.) in front of the class. Another way are a lot of " little" quizes, which end up with the class being dismissed early. ("We'll discuss the quizes during the next What's· a 'No-attendence Grade' ? class, kids"). More and more the amount of information coming from teachers BY JONATHAN PAVLOW at Roger Williams is less and less. And what can b e done? ... Talk to the head of the department? ... "I'm sorry, he's not in right now, but I'll tell him you The following is an interview students would lose out and that anyone could deny that grading were here, whenever he gets back," ... (from whatever he isn't doing.) set up with several members of they should be included so that procedure is academic policy. As the faculty on an individual basis, their best interests would be a grade, I think it's degrading, and an interview with Dean considered. simpl y a solvin~ of an Uehling: Dean Uehling: "Sometimes administrative problem which is the faculty is reluctant to hand in more ofteh than not the result of Student Senate Questionaire What are your feelings about N .C. grades and this it to the N.A. (no attendence) grade: guarantee an accurately entered an error. It certainly doesn't seem The Student Senate will be circulating this questionnaire with Phil Skyler: "The credit grade. This offers a distinction space provided to place any further comments, The questionnaire is to me to be compatible with a system is the responsibility of the between the student that just college which is on record as being specifically directed to the student body's views. This is a sample faculty. Because of this the N.A. of the questionnaire. doesn't do the work and the being opposed to a strick grade should also be the student that has been doing the 1. Do you want the student input on the Board of Trustees? responsibility of the facult'Y', attendance policy. In the spring 2. Do you want student approval on the Public Relations material work but has missed attendence because it comes under the in class because of something that of 1969 the faculty voted the being published? academic system and not the following: "No policy may be 3. Do you want student input on the Admissions Department and prevented that particular student administrative system." formulated in which attendance its policies? from attending class on a regular 4. Would you want student input on the Dining facilities, Dr. VonRieson: "I strongly scheduled basis. If this were a per_ se is used as a criterion for sanitation and parking situations on both campuses? feel there should be a rating substantial grade standard, the academic evaluation." Until the system and not a N.C. (No faculty should be in charge." Credit). I think the grading faculty changes its position on should be from A-F." Mr Munger William Grandgeorge: "I the matter, it remains, from my YEARBOOK summerized that he wishes the don't like it. As policy, it is being perspective, policy- however grading and credit system to be made by the wrong branch of the set up for the benefit of the College. Academic policy is a many administrative memos there PICTIJBES student. If not, he feels that the faculty matter and I doubt that be to the contrary." The Yearbook is looking for photographs after publication but pictures for publication. We are we cannot guarantee this. interested in all photographs of For organizations who do Voice of Students clubs, events, students on not have photographs and would campus, or anything that you like to be represented we can As students, there exists a the Student Committee to Significant Trivia have of interest. The "Witness" supply a profession al need to ensure effective and legal prevent the parties from reaching would like to represent you as photographer. The photographer partic ipation in the a final collective bargaining PIXILATION part of the activities of Roger will be on the Bristol and decision-making process at Roger contract. "The fact that millions of Williams College. You r Providence campuses on May 2, Williams College. The means of people share the same vices does participation will improve and 3, and 4. He will be available to attaining this goal, however, are 3) The Student Committee not make these vices virtues, the make our Yearbook an even take group and candid shots. For increasingly more difficult and shall be entitled to the privilege fact that they share so many better one. We certainly will clubs who prefer this service, fall easy prey to whitewash of caucus in the same manner and errors does not make the errors appreciate anything you have of please contact Holly Mower at methods such as the All College in accordance with the same to be truths, and the fact that interest. Could you please submit 255-3355 or the Students' Council. Therefore, the need to groundrules as the two parties to millions of people share the same your pictures by April 25? We Assistance Service by Apri~ 25. investigate alter nati ve the negotiations. forms of mental pathology does will try our very best to return all not make these people sane." opportunities becomes essential 4) After the Board the the Eric Fromm to the direction of the college in Fitchburg State Education terms of student opinion. The Association have concluded MADNESS 303 following agreement presents an negotiations, and after the "A child born today in the option for students to possibly approval of the Board and the United Kingdom stands a ten join with the Roger Williams ratification of the Association times greater chance of being have been obtained with respect admitted to a mental hospital Wl}t~uill College Faculty Association at to a final contract, then the than to a university, and above the collective bargaining table. one-fifth of mental hospital Published Weekly in Prov. & Bristol This agreement is a sample only, Student Committee shall cause to a d missions are diagnosed taken from an agreement be conducted m the campus a schizophrenic. This can be taken between the Representatives of student referendum with respect by Student Publications, Inc. to those articles of the contract as an indication that we are . the Board of T r ustees and expressly setting forth student driving our children mad more Rep r esentatives of the participation in decision making . effectively than we are genuinely . Fitchburgh State Education &.! ch referendum shall be educating them. Perhaps it is our Phone 255-2146 Association/MTA, as negotiating conducted as follows: way of educating them that is · lJndft'll'aduate aewspeper ,.wtaW lor u.e sttlllnts fll RWC!' parties, with the Student Senate driving them mad." Prov141nce alMI Brtstel. R.1 . lt.oaU k erpaiae4 to prova. a aews Concerning Student Participation i) Within thirty (30) days R.D. Laing 5tt'Vice to the stlldettt body. It shall alM' k . c•sa.red le1ally in collective bargaining: after the execution of a contract between the Board and the au'--m... from tk corpente- structutt el Roter ·wuuams 1) The Student Council at LUCID VISIONS OF NIXON C'olle«e as It is Hpperted a.tally by the st.. ents thnMlp die Fitchburg State Education Five thousal)d years ago Moses said, Fitchburg State College shall assiciation, the Student Council 1tudeRt activity fee and out1hle advertllln• revenue. In this sense It forthwith elect up to five (5) "Pick up your shovels, mount on mast ~ res..-slltle oaly to tl9e stlldnt lilody of ROI« WIU&an11 shall conduct .a referendum in undergraduate students to serve which the following referendum your <"oll•••· t.:nsl.- edltorial1 rqreSHt u.e vi~ el tills paper. as a Committee to represent the camel or ass, and I will lead you to Thf'y do nel nf'Cettarlly reflect the opillions of the faculty. ad; question shall appear: views and interests of all students the Promised Land." •ialstraU.., er stlldnt W y as a wlllele. Sipe4 Mltoriah. Shall the students of in the negotiations taking place Fitchburg State College as set Today Nixon will take your shovel, ~ ...... ttvlews alMI letters rqrelellt u.e penoaal vie..... u.e between the Board of Trustees writtts. · forth in Article in the contract shove it up and the Fitchburg State executed between the Fitchburg your ass, sell your camel, and tell Dave Husband Editor-in-Chief Education Association, as parties. State Education Brian Phillips Managing Editor Association/MT A and the our Promised Land is in Vietnam. 2) This Student Committee Submitted by Terri Mahler Carolyn Boudreau Business Manager shall be invited to sit at the Administration. Jonathan Pavlow News Editor bargaining table and participate Jack Kelly Sports Editor in all diSCU$ions between the Bob Andreozzi Cultural Editor Board and the Fitchburg State Notice Photo Editor Ed ucation Association with Mike Zacks ,. respect to any matter being Contributors: Ed Giarusso, Louis Gingerell ~, Al Mannarelli, negotiated by the Board and the Anything being posted as of Monday, April 80, has to be approved Lauri Werthes&en , James Williams, Dave Association, as parties, it being and stamped by the S.A.S. Office or otherwise it will be taken down. Perluck understood, however, that it shall . Access to the bulletin board across from the QUILL Office is available .J.or miscellaneous only. No stamp required. ~------,..· not be within the authority or ~enate -carnival· Another View The Guru Shows You God ANear Disaster If we look back at man's come to reveal the infinite source BY DA VE HUSBAND history, we see that a few men of fulfillment lying deep inside all The recent carnival, was made by the Senate. On the have influenced the course of of us. When Jesus said the sponsored by the RWC Student second day (Monday), the take civilization more than any other kingdom of heaven is within you Senate with the idea that it amounted to $6.35, and on the persons or things. No great He wasn't kidding. would help re-fill the following day, when the rain let victory, natural catastrophy, nor Rennie Daris, of Chicago organi2:ation's nearly depleted up, a little over $35 was accrued. Seven fame, and a recent devotee coffers, came within a raindrop The fourth day the carnival was political figure has had the or two of being a complete completely closed dU! to the impact of such spiritual masters of Guru Maharaj Ji had this to fiasco. weather, and things began to look as Krishna, Buddha and Jesus. say: "To tell it as straight as I Begun and run to off-set the bleak. On Thursday the profits Their influence is still being felt can, Guru Maharaj Ji is now Senate's budget deficit caused by rose to $30-$40 and on the final thousands of years after they've putting together the only truly the nightly movies shown on two days the bulk of the net effective social movement campus since September, the intake was made. left the e.arth. Today's great week-long show ran into nearly a Over all, the Senate grossed religions are based upon an capable of ending the war, solid seven days of bad weather. nearly $700 before paying for experience of God that they poverty and hunger. He has A c c o r d i n g to •D a vi d advertising and security. revealed to the people of their already assembled the most Serecchia, Student Senate One of the supposed respective times. incredible human talent I know President, the total net profit highlights of the carnival was to of in any organization, and His from the fund-raising project be a "finale-type" fireworks Though these masters were amounted to just over $200. It display, but this, unfortunately, separated by thousands of years movement is working with more had been hoped that somewhere was doused not by the rain but and miles, the scriptural accounts harmony than the Black between three and four thousand by an anxious group of Nike of the experience of truth that movement, the Peace movement dollars would be raised, but misslemen next door to the they revealed is remarkably or the Women's movement ever during the first four days of the carnival site, who became upset believed possible. At the age of carnival the total Senate in-take over the possibility of a possible similar. They all spoke of an amounted to less than $50. stray firework hitting their inner light and said that they fifteen, Guru Jaharaj Ji is already On paper the carnival looked installation. were that light; a light described the brightest event in the history like nothing but a success. The Despite the poor profit, by Jesus as "a thousand times of the world." · Senate was to take 50 percent of however, Serecchia stated that brighter than a thousand suns." For more information: profits made from the "money there'll be a strong possibility of Discourses are held nightly at 357 wheel" (a gambling game), 25 holding even a "bigger and An inner celestial hormony is also percent of what was taken in better" carnival next spring, a part of this experience-at times Hope Street, Providence Rhode from the rides and $25 from each "with the same purpose in mind, described as "rushing winds" or Island at 7:30 p.m. of the 16 concessions. Yet on and, hopefully, without the April the voices of 10,000 angels. Holy opening day (April 1) only $4.80 showers." nector or living water, the well _, within was also revealed. And -~ .. .:~ Scholarshl p; fourthly, they all revealed the .. 11 Holy Name or Word of God-an unutterable vibration from which '.! f) • ·"" ,. "' Offered · all things were created. Jesus said .." .. ,, The Federal Products i • tJl Foundation is again offering he was the Word made flesh. • scholarship assistance to students Others called it the true Name of samERSET .. at Roger Williams College. God or the constant way which SPEEDSHJTPS Thecriteria as established is as can't be spoken. t190 G. A. R. HIGHWAY KlliEt follows: Preference will be given Another thing that these ~ SOMDSlT,MASS. ~ to the children of full-time 617 • 616-J076 Federal Products Employees who masters shared in common was are accepted and enrolled as the way in which they were full-time undergraduate students treated when alive. They all met and who meet the requirements with rebuttal and scorn. They all established by the College's went unrecognized. It was only Scholarship Committee. Any after they left that the majority of the people woke up to who N11111/Je1 ONE student ho feels that he is eligible Senate-Club to receive money from this they were. When Jesus walked scholarship program should the eai:th the people of the day • contact the Financial-Aid Office Allocations immediately to receive additional looked at the scriptures then 1n information. looked at Him and said it just -Or can't be. They certainly had -Classified· prophesies but obviously they weren't the test. He still passed WHERE THE STEREO FOR SALE: GE New Englt1nd by, recognlzed by the majority. Portable, new needle, 3 yrs. old, MONEY GOES.. . good condition, $25. Call What a tragic mistake they made. 253-9712. So people, let us not make this All major brands of The following is a mistake again. No one ever said Hi-Performance & Racing club-by-club breakdown of FOR SALE: Scuba Gear. the scripture.s are the test. The Equipment on hand in our Senate allocations for the One tank with 73 Hydrostat proof of the pudding is in the 1972-1973 academic year. accessories - Regulator $110 well stocked warehouse CLUBS AMOUNT complete. Call 617-823-5014. eating. Jesus said "you'll know 1. QUILL $7085 Ask for Paul. them by their fruits." Fast delievery anywhere 2. Student Senate $800 WANTED TO BUY: A Today Guru Maharaj Ji is 3. S.A.S. $2112 used portable refrigerator. Call amongst us. He is revealing the Largest Stock In New 4. Drama Club $2400 Donna, Room 312, Phone 2977 same ancient experience of God, England 5. Yearbook $850 or Room 310. 6. Aldebrarn $1611 as described above, that all past 7. Senior Class $1550 Need couple who are willing masters gone. He says, "I can Discount prices to everyone 8. Engineering $943 to participate in an erotic film. prove to you that God exists. I 9. Art Club $400 Call (401) 847-2221 or (617) can show you God. If you don't Fast service on mail orders 10.United Blacks for 222-7161. KNOW God than God doesn't Self Expansion $1895 11.A.S.C.E. $928 Dealer & Jobber inquires invited 12.Photo Club $300 o~ 13.Ski Club $300 q:ao-q:oo 14.Co-op $870 MON-SAT Open 6 days a week 15.Wrestling $50 16.Dorm Government $2280. HltLLMltRI' Wholesale & Retail GUET!NfJ &llA08 Correction ftJR AU fJetltSIOA/8 INTERSESSION CRN1>14 ,_. ~1119 /1"1$ COURSE SCHEDULE '73 ~m~~~~~ijt f#lfNYSflM 31We'~Y Providence Campus Business Division HE8El
~ Spring Festiva Is BAJA BROWN TICKETS: Book tickets with THURSDAY: May 3, Civic two tickets to every concert are Cent~r, Rod Stewart and Faces $30. Single books with one ticket rock the joint with a little help to every concert are $15. Friday from the Doobie Brothers. Single and Saturday $4.50 and $5 (in tickets can be purchased at the advance $4.50. $5 at door). Center Box Office. PROVIDENCE COLLEGE FRIDAY: May 4, 8 p.m. FRIDAY: May 4, Fanny, an Alumni Hall, Dave Brubeck Trio, all-girl rock band who's musice is D arius Brubeck Ensemble. only surpassed by their gorgeous Admission: $4. bodies (what a hunk). Tod SATURDAY:· Afternoon: A Rudren, and the soft and sweet FREE CONCERT, outdoors at.___... rock of Livingston Taylor at P.C. James Cotton Blues Band, Meane Auditorium. James Montgomery Band, McCracken & James, Martin Mull. S A T U R D A Y': In th e At night at 8 p.m. in Alumni Hall afternoon, more folk music on will be Bruce Springstein, John the green. Admission is FREE. Paul Jones. Admission: $3. Groups to be announced. In the SUNDAY: May 6, 7:30 p.m. still of a spring night Commander Alumni Hall, (The Kind of Blues) Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen B.B. King shows why he is still Commander Cody will be at Brown Saturday Nigbt. land at Meane Auditorium with king, Deodate, and Earth, Wind, Country Joe McDonald and his & Fire. Adm ission: $5. All-Star Band. Sponsored by the Afro-American Society for the P.C. Scholarship Fund. • SUNDAY: May 6, Concert Well, there you have it. Two 1969 AWeird Year ... ~tory Courtesy or tne Bristol Phoenix on the green again. Admission is great schedules. But it's too bad A Virginia man wasn't so FREE. RWC can't have something like It took a woman to have the while enjoying a sandwich in the this!!! · perfect automobile accident. Her lucky when he attempted to roll bathtub. Minutes later, after case, one of the more than a monstrous snowball onto his placing the offending sliver neatly 10-million insurance claims neighbor's lawn. Things really got on the floow, he hopped out of handled last year by Aetna Life & rolling as the five-foot wide the tub and gashed his foot on it. Providence Adnilnlstrator Casualty, tops the list of 1969's s(here pinned the prankstre by He watched silently as a doctor " weirdies." his ankle. He dislodged himself put six stitches in his foot. and ran down the hill only to be Appointed The lady, a resident of mowed flat by the pursing In Cincinnati, a washing Montreal, Canada, had this to Frankenstein. Days later his hat machine salesman gave a safety Dr. Ralph E. Gauvey, previous experience includes offer by way of describing her was round still imbedded in the demonstration that left both him President of RWC, announced the teaching history and geography at accident: "My car had sustained thawing monster. and his customers gasping. He no damage whatever and the recent appointment of John F. St. Pe ter & Paul School, One accident, it seems, placed his tie in the wringer and Williamsville, New York, and other car somewhat less." Dawson as Assistant Director of begets another. To sa\'.e his house came within a scissor's snip of That may be true, but Continuing Education on the serving as an Administrative a Salt Lake City man swiftly having his neck wrung too. He explanations have a way of Providence Campus. His principal Intern at Millard Filmore College, threw a flaming can of oil and now sells sewing machines. responsibilities are counselling the Evening Division of the State stretching the truth. Consider the gasoline out an upstairs window. driver of a 10-ton truck who No explanation was needed and admission of students in the University of New York at The house was spared; but not Continuing Education Program Buffalo. In this latter capaclty, accounted for his accident this last summer in Reading, the man's car, which was turned Pennsylvania. The actor's part and scheduling of classes in those Mr. Dawson counselled evening way: "The Volkswagon passed to ashes as the blazing container called for him to fall down a programs. He will assist William stude nts enrolled in degree and stopped in front of me in scored a direct hit. night of steps and injure himself. Rizzini, who has been named proerams In the arts and science such a way that he damaged the Associate Dean for Continuing area, and fulfilled administrative rear of his car on my front A Whittier, California man It was a perfect performance, reports the Aetna claim man who Education and Director of the duties in connection with bumper." The truck driver gets a also could blame glass for his paid the $116 medical bill. Providence Campus. Mr. Rizzini admissions, rete ntion, periodical bonus for accident-free problems. He chomped on a piece served previously as Associated registration, and curriculum driving. Academic Dean of the College planning in the Adult Division. and Director of Continuing Prior to his academic experience, Youthfulness, as well as A Reminder. of the Past Education. he spent four years as an Air youth, had its say in 1969. How E'ac h April, the main Mr. Dawson holds two Traffic Controller in the U.S. Air else could you account for two cour tyard of the New York degrees from the State University Force. blithe grandmothers, aged 60 and Zoological Park is set up like a of New York at Buffalo-a B.A. Mr. Dawson, a native of 71, who tangled with a car and a gigantic graveyard and a nearby in History (1969) and an M.S. in Provi dence, presently resides in truck in separate incidents- both billboard states: Social Science (1971). His Johnston with his wife. while riding tricycles? Or the 81 "These headstones represent year old Hopkinsvill, Kentucky the more than 200 species and man who met misfortune while subspecies of animals that have driving into the local " lovers' become extinct since 1500 lane."· because of man." In the past, miners took Also having their problems canaries into the mines with SENIOR were the Atlanta motorist who them. If the canaries dies, it was ran into a palm tree after noticing 111 indication to the miners that his passenger's hair on fire and the mine contained poisonous the Vermont man who slammed gases. Today, many species of into a guard rail while engrossed animals are on the verge of dying WEEKEND ···~ __ ;,;:;,;. n. ,,,., _ in a conversation with his dog. out, thUS"indicating that the'earth _ --"..!!!.:JJ!eJ~ TM~.:... :/,.;Ja,, J•n• Bil From the mid-west comes is becoming uninhabitable. Only endangered species can we also the report of a crash involving a is we can save some of these save ourselves. COMMENCEMENT BALL car pulling a two-headed cow. SHERATON-ISLANDER INN After investigation, the anxious GOAT ISLAND, NEWPORT Aetna claim man was able to ItWHa"hit ~ deadpan: " We w ere greatly Thet-ewae a relieved to learn that the cow did "c.ontract' out on liim!' Cocktail Hour 7-9 p.m. not have a double whiplash." Prime Rib Dinner 8 p.m. Dancing 'til 1 a.m. Dress: Formal CO-OP 'Help Music by the "HY-TONES" ***********~* ** Sears .SalarJa,, J•n• 91.l Pocket Calculator CLAMBAKE AND AWARD'S DAY $100.00 VALUE ()'gotta BRISTOL CAMPUS 2 p.m. Sponsored by CO--OP Club unnerstand: I had nuthin' -NUMEROUS ACTIVITIES AND LIVE MUSIC against him!' To meet budget It was strict.lg PRICE: $25.00 •busi11ess." Tickets may be purchased at the S.A.S. Office in Bristol requirements we can or th. Receptionist Office on Pine Street in Providence. help improve college (Payments for these tickets can be made in installmetits) relations with business TICKETS ON SALE THRU MAY 18. $LP US HELP YOU Cluhmm undefeated Hacks & Shanks
The Hawks golf team claimed Derosier (83), helped carry the match that rivals the "rape of Curry College as their fourth Hawks to an overpowering Carthage." The Hawks totally victim on April 24, and victory. annihilated Western New England continued their undefeated On April 23, New Hampshire College at Montaup Country Club season. This was the strongest College forfeited to R.W.C. in Portsmouth, Rhode Island. win for R.W.C. as they smashed because of failure to appear at The quick-moving Hawks first Curry by a total of 43 strokes. the designated time and place. 1 demoralized the Golden Bears Pete Sozek and John The Hawks had their third then destroyed them by 35 Greenwood recorded totals of 75 victory in as many matches. strokes. Le d b y John and 77 respectively. Greg Stakem The R.W.C. Golf Team began Greenwood's one over par 71 and (81), Chuck Stone (83), and Ed their season· on April 9 with a Pete Sozek's two over par 73, the club dis played their superior capabilities on the fairways and greens. Also starring in this massive show of power were Greg Stakem (83), Chuck Stone (83), and Ed Derosier (86), who added the punch that the Hawks needed to reach the crest of victory. On April 12, R.W.C. defeated Curled lips and body English help. a second foe at the Hawks' home links. This time, the victim of the golf team was Southeastern Massachusetts University, who the Hawkd decimated by 16 strokes. The cast of this production was again led by Co-Captains Pete Sozek and John.Greenwood, who carded scores of 77 and 82 respectively. In the other major roles were Greg Stakem (82), Ed Derosier (82), and Gary Rose (85). In college play, seven players from both teams compete against each other and the lowest five scores of each team are added and the "spoils of victory" go to the club with the least amount of strokes. The Hawks play as an Independent in the NAIA Conference and have already accepted a bid to the NAIA Regional Tournament to be held at Rehoboth C.C. on May 11. Whooo ...Another amazing shot!! Coach Frank Caparco, optimistic after his students' first four wins, Sometimes things get a bit muddy. was h ighly pleased by the performance of the Club. Maybe this is a preview of the success and triumphs to follow. Well , only time will tell , so stay tuned Story to this column to see if the Hawks can do it. And what about by Sally Sue? (Huh Knuckles?) NEXT MATCHES . Monday, April 30 1 p.m. Jack Kelly Tri-Match: Bryant Western N.E.* Wednesday, May 2 Tri-Match: Franklin Pierce Hawthorne~ Friday, May 4 '.I. p.m. RIC* Monday, May 7 1 p.m. Curry College *Away Match ··
Giving the ball maximum muscle.
Photos by Geor2e Mellelu
Left to Right: R. Stephenson, E. DeRosier, Co-Captain P. Sozek, S. Nyser, C. Stone, B. Wylie, Co-Captain J. Greenwood, B. Meritt, G. Stakem, G. Rose. l
~ l 18lur & ~nlh 1Rruitw ·•I: • • • - HAWKS·························••¥••···················~ CLOBBER · RIC, 5-0 BY JACK KELLY After two consecutive losses him to give the Haw_ks a 4-2 lead .. the R.W.C. Hawks finally won a In the top of the ninth inning, game by defeating R.I.C. on April RWC could not score; and, as a 18 at Guiteras Field in Bristol. matter of fact, ended their threat Behind the three-hit pitching of with a foolish double play. Mike Makris and some solid The Club committed nine hitting, RWC clouted the errors in the game which Anchormen 5-0. probably attributed to their loss. Led by Bob Reis's two-run Stats: C. Macintyre, C. Bloomer, single in the sixth inning and key and B. Reis all had two hits. errors on the part of RIC, the On April 16, the Hawks lost Hawks look like they have gotten their second game to Bryant with it together on the field. Makris a score of 4-3. Bryant, led by B. also assisted himself at the plate McDonald and M. Dappler, who with a single and a double. Bob collected wo hits in three trips to Reis also went 2-4 and Buddy the plate apiece, overpowered the Alves and Craig Bloomer each Hawks in every aspect of the produced a long single. Craig game. C. Hill, Bryant's starting Bloomer also has a careless pitcher, struck out six RWC second baseman to his credit. players and his relief, M. Labadie, The Hawks opened their picked up three more strikeouts. season with what can only be On the lighter sides, Craig described as an Edgar Allen Poe Bloomer's two-run single and C. nightmare. After trailing 2-1 for Maclntyre's one-run single seven and a half innings, Craig provided RWC with their total Bloomer laced a solid home run scoring output but it proved Kneeling from Left to Right: Kevin Bezner, Carmen Iantosca, Dave Husband, Steve to left field scoring Kevin Bezner insufficient as the Hawks fell Quintal, Craig Bloomer, Buddy Alves, John DeGrace, Charlie Macintyre, Bob Morris, and Charlie Macintyre in front of before a superior Bryant team. Equipment Manager. BATTING AVERAGES AFTER FIRST 3 GAMES Standing from Left to Right: Coach Hector Massa, Bruce LaFranco, Dave Moore, Ray AB H BB SO BA Maker, Ron Wright, Mike Makris. PHOTO by ZACKS Mcintyre 9 3 4 0 .333 Makri& 12 5 1 3 .417 Bezner 13 3 0 1 .231 Bloomer 13 4 0 3 .308 Making a 'Monster Bug' Alves 11 2 2 3 .182 BY KNUCKLES DELERENZO Reis 12 4 0 3 .333 Moore 12 3 0 4 .250 Hey, you guys wit da bugs. the ai.r, but it also cuts down on up. Walker 2 0 0 2 .000 Yeah, you wit da Volkswagons. de amounts a air what goes into De last little trick I'm gonna Chandler 2 0 0 1 .000 You say your gittin tired a bein cl engine. What ya do is go to da tell ya about today is a little La Franco 9 4 1 3 .444 blowed offa da road by all dem speed shop and pick up a new air goodie called a power pulley. It De Grace 2 0 0 2 .000 Pintos and Vegas and all dem filter what has a different design. goes on as a replacement for yer lantosca 1 0 1 0 .000 otha cracker boxes? I know how . I poisionally runs an Empi filta generator pulley. All it is is a Wright 7 1 0 3 .143 ya feel. I mean, it ain't no fun what's got a2 1/2 inch velocity smaller wheel to put the when you're toolin around wit stack which means dat de air gets generator belt on to. Cause it's Roxanne or Peggy Sue to have pulled into de engine faster thus smaller it makes fewer turns of da UP-COMING GAMES some jerk in a Datsun 510 blow makin the gas/air mixture go into generator and takes less power April 28, 1:00 p.m.: U. of All home games are played at your doors off. I ain't sayin you the cylinders a little faster. Not from de engine. It doesn't hurt Maine Presque Isle (2 games) Guiteras Field, at the end of High gotta go and drop some 900 so fast dat ya need a cam, but nothin and at top end on the home Street in Briston. Admission: horsepower rat motor in your fast enuf to make a difference. speedometer it gives you about da otha May 1, 2:00 p.m.: Mass. FREE. It's a bargain! So get out a bug but face it, you gotta do Cost ya about ten bucks. ten more horses. Like Maritime (2 games) away somethin ! So here's a few little For youse guys what do a lot things it comes from de local give the guys a yell and maybe speed shop and costs ya about 15 May 5, 1:00 p.m.: Barrington they'll win some games!!!!! things you can do yerself for a a high-speed highway drivin for few bucks and a li ttle time. bucks. ~2 games) away four or five hours at a time I First off, get yerself a good might also tell ya ta put on an air So dere you go. You gots a At It Again set a h~aders sos you can blow de scoop over da vents for da engine. little more power, yer car sounds exhaust out faster. Now don't go Dey ain't too expensive and dere and runs better and maybe now buyin one a dem boom tubes dat real easy to put on. Da difference Gloria won't just laugh at yer fit over da stock pipes. Dem dey make is dey keep de engine when you asks her to de next things don't do nuthin but sit cooler so you ain't so likely to triple feature horror show at de JUMPING JACK,S there and look good for the first cook your oil and burn somethin passion pit. few days til dey begin to rust out. Now you can go the whole route and git yerself a $100 set a SPORTS CORNER Empi Bug Pipes. Dey is ab.out the Wankel ... BY JACK best there is, but youse guys Well, hi there fellow sports weight ever lifted by a don't need all dat. For what you buffs! This is your happy buman-6,000 pounds-then he is gonna be needin you don't go-lucky, insane Sports Editor at A Doubtful Future died of an aggravated hernia! need to spend dat m~h. For it again. In this little comer the The greatest backlift ever what you want, S & S Headers students of R.W.C. are asked to made by a woman is 3,564 makes about the best system. BY STEVE QUINTAL send in to us any kind of sports pounds by Mrs. Josephine Blatt They ain't at all hard to put on. record. Football, baseball, (U.S.) at the Bijou Theatre, All you gots to do is take off the Most automotive-minded displacement (BMW 2002). basketball, track, and bedroom Hoboken, New Jersey (April 15, stock exhaust and follow de easy people are now being caught in Secondly, the Wankel, to mass sports! This week we have 1195) (huh Roxanne?) Long live directions to put on the heaaders. the midst of the greatest struggle . produce, costs more to build than fractured Guinnes World women's Lib (huh LIZ). They got a great tone what'S legal since the steam vs. gasoline battle a piston because it takes more Records. The tallest woman was Ella on the street, too. Also, when at the turn of the centure. For accessories to run it; such as, two World's tallest basketball Ewing (1875-1913) who stood and if da muffier wears out it can those of you who have not been distributors, as . are in the Mazda player was Russian Vasilyi 7'4 1/2" tall (What a hunk!!!) at be easily replaced. Some of dem informed, the two combatents RX-2. Anktayev-7'7.3" tall! the age of 23. more expensive systems are all are the Rotilty and the Piston. Also, a rotary does not have World's tallest boxer was Jim The shortest woman only one piece so dat-When da muffler Many have said that this is the a very long life. The rotary which Cully of Ireland who stood 7'4" 23.2 inches short at the age of 19 wears out you have to trow da engine of the future, to which a GM has been considering for its tall weighing 273 lbs. Cully lost and weighed only 9 pounds. She whole thing away. Dis set of great many more people are 1974 Vega at present has a life Co u r of his five professional was killed by accident when her pipes iwll set you back about 40 beginning to reply, "impossible." expectancy of about 15,000 bouts. father mistook her for a rat. to 45 bucks at one of de local I tend to agree with them. miles. This, combined with the Longest time ever spent in a The world's longest mustache speed shops. Best thing is, dey The rotary engine, which immense problem of cooling, cave- Jean Pierre Mainitet (25) is owned by Nasurija Din of add about 15% more horsepower. today is being produced by only sealing, and coaxing the Rotary passed almost six months in a India. Once ya done that, what ya two corporations: Mazda and to start in cold weather, make it a cave (he thO\ght it was three Well, there it is boys and girls gots to do is get some more air NSU of Germany, has many rather poor replacement for the months). - Uncle Jack's Corner in which inta da engine. Once more, ya can dubious inherent qualities. First, piston-type engine. The longest putt on record anything can happen and usually spend all sorts a time and cash let's get one misconception out ~ conclusion, there is very was made by R.W. Bridges, who will. So don't do anything I and work on puttin on some kind d the way right now. The little else to say about the rotary. holed out with his putter from wouldn't do! (Oh, how a exotic carboration system, but Wankel is not economical-that's In some ways, it is like some of the tee of a 196-yards hole at the colloquial) Remember, the youse don't need it. All you gots right-not. the huge, over-powered cars of Wood l awn Country Club, Bristol Police are here to protect to do is get a betta air filta. Ya The Wankel rotary bas been the 1960's. ~ter you've tired of Kirkwood, Montana, in 1931. YOU! Well, they are coming to see, da trouble wit da stocks one proven to get anywhere from six ~cing away from every traffic Paul Anderson of Tocca, repossess my typewriter, so adios is its too good. Sure it takes out to eight miles per gallon less than light, there isn't much to Georgia, raised the greatest amigos. all a da little uglies what are in a piston engine of similar recommend the car.