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Marc Ellman Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Ellman, Marc; Leiser, Mark; Qasim, Tarik; Tucker, Colin; Keyes, Christine; Ryan, Michelle; Caiazzo, Phil; Fleshman, Karen; D'orsaneo, Nicole; Klee, Fred; Schofer, Joel; and Weingroff, Charlie, "The Grizzly, February 21, 1995" (1995). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 354. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/354

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Volume XVII Number XVI U rsinus College February 21, 1995

Moraga on Minorities Changes to be

BY COLIN TUCKER Many of the selections she read "Offrienda". She is no longer a Arts and Entertainment Editor concerned lesbianism, including a member of the church because she ImpieDlented in the short story entitled "Offrienda", a feels it "hates women." She cited A prominent issue in the United graphic portrayal of lesbian love some of the church's doctrines re­ States is the treatment of various between Lupe and "Tiny", two garding abortion and homosexual­ Core Curriculum minorities in our country. Cherrie women who grew up and went to ity, saying they "do not realize hu­ Moraga, a well-known Chicana au­ Catholic school together. Regard- man needs." BY TARIK QASIM However, one of the topics discussed thor and poet, attempts to Reading from Heroes Of The Grizzly was reducing the size of the core express the beliefs of many and Saints, Moraga por­ The Pew group feels that reduc­ American minority mem­ trayed the multiple roles of a For the past few weeks, faculty ing the size of the core will help to. bers, specifically those of newscaster and various resi­ and administration have been dis­ lower expenses while maintaining Chicanas, lesbians, and dents of a village named cussing potential changes to the the academic excellence ot Ursinus ' feminists. On Wednesday, Mclaughlin, near the Mexi­ core curriculum. At two recent departments. Ifthe core is reduced February 15 she shared some can border. Many people in faculty meetings, a variety of ways by several courses, students will be of her writings with a packed McLaughlin died of cancer to reduce the number of require­ able to explore other fields of inter­ auditorium as part of the and birth defects as a result ments for students were explored. ests and can still take courses that college's Ethnic American of pesticides sprayed along The discussion began with a pro­ are now in the core as optional Writers Series, as she read the border. Moraga referred posal from the Pew Roundtable, a courses. selections from some of her to this incident as a method group of faculty who are being as­ In response to the proposal to works entitled The Last Gen­ of annihilating the Chicano sisted by the President of Smith reduce the core that the Pew Group eration, a collection of es­ culture. College. Pew helps nonprofit orga­ offered, three professors--Dr. says about her own family, Moraga concluded the nizations decide their priorities French (music), Dr. Espadas (mod­ and her plays Heroes and program by answering ques­ during times of transition; and one em languages), and Dr. Coleman Saints, Giving up the Ghost, tions of the audience. One priority at Ursinus is trying to meet (mathematics)--have each made and Shadow of a Man. person asked for her views students' educational needs while alternative proposals for changes. Moraga began by ex­ on the fact that she is a les­ also reducing the core curriculum The faculty suggested that Aca­ plaining the term Chicano, bian motherraising children to lower spending. Having a mod­ demic Council should look at all of which denotes Mexican­ without a father. She re­ eratorfrom outside the college helps these proposals, and create a new Americans. The name comes sponded that "families come the group to have a balance between proposal for the faculty to discuss from the Indian antecedents in many shapes and sizes," inside and outside views. and vote on. Although it is not of a people who were indigenous to ing her own lesbianism, Moraga and that children do not necessarily The results ofthe first Pew Round known what courses will be re­ the Americas, specifically the said her "bold recognition of (her) need a father. She said that "no table discussion, which took place moved, or even if the entire core Azatlan region, which is now the lesbianism" occurred about 20 years father at all is better than an abusive on Nov. 18 and 19, are nowavail­ will change, it has been suggested Southwestern U.S. She uses the ago and she felt that "not acting father." She feels that the "family able at the reserve desk in the Myrin that twelve credits will be removed term Chicano as opposed to Mexi­ would have meant my own death values" that the government is ad­ Library for anyone interested in from the core. A special faculty can-American because the people by despair." vocating are "White Anglo-Saxon learning exactly what they dis­ meeting has been scheduled for of her heritage were here on the Moraga also spoke of her Mexi­ Protestant family values, " which are cussed. A second meeting was held Tuesday, February 28 to discuss the continent long before the Anglo­ can Catholic upbringing, and how American values that ignore the mul- Saturday, Feb. 4 and the reports will issues and maybe to vote on the new Saxons and other Europeans com­ the Catholic Church provides "good be forthcoming in six to eight weeks. proposal. monly referred to as "Americans". material" for her writings such as (See Moraga -- page 2)

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Afiertwo months ofwarfare, Rus­ AntIYDPt*JgJ/WIxloloQv .:30- lION 0180 Police Force Disbanded sians and Chechens have finally Pttyalca 2:»- ,.", On Monday February 13, Supervisor Lawrence Shcikram stated come up with a cease-fire that will w__ Y.~2Z: that in order to reduce expenses and cut taxes the East Vincent seemingly last for more than a few Pl'llIOaopny , ReligIOn 10:00-11:00 OUN21S,21& hours. POitce 3:D0-4:30 FET 102 township Police force would be disbanded. Two other supervisors, EconomlcI/8ualnesl Admin. 3:00 OUN 102 Walter Zaremba and Everett Wilson disagreed with this proposal The last two attempts at a cease­ Mltnm8ttcl • CompIl1lll Sc. 3:00- PF1D2A made at a January board meeting. Schickram argued that state police fire were ended within hours of ~J.Fetlr\l8lyn: coverage is supplied without any cost to the township if they do not each other. This cease-fire, how­ p...,c:hoIogy 12:00.1:30 TH()M 324 ever, seems to be working. .Iotogy 4:30-&:30 THOM324 have a full time department. He also pointed out over forty percent, Ifl_tofy 5:30-7:00 Dr. v_ Under the pact, fighting with 6C28 ~1It or $330,000 of the township'S budget, is allocated to the police. So far trrkay.I"ebnJ..,2!4: police have been working without a contract since January I, 1994. heavy artillery will stop today. CUlctcc Joill will'l Patrolman Matt Williams, police spokesman, has been unable to Also,all military action, airforce, Modarn lanjjuages 2.00· OUN 104 comment on the situation. and grenade launchers were said to Ch_try 3:00- Pr<315 be prohibited by the cease-fire. The Heating System Malfunction halt came from reports that Rus­ sians continued to shell Chechen Moraga Phoenixville's Middle School students were let out of school on villages southwest of Grozny yes­ (Continued from Page 1) Moraga's writings serve as a Monday February 13th, after the school's heating system malfunc­ terday. While artillery fire was still voice for Chicanos, feminists and tioned. Over 750 students were subject to 45 degree temperature both able to be heard in southern regions tiplicity of cultures. She summa­ lesbians by not only letting other inside and outside classrooms. School district Assistant Superinten­ ofthe city, the Russians appeared to rized by saying that "You make people of these minorities know dent Mark Dietz said the boilers are checked weekly, but at 7:50 that have secured the north. farnilythe best way you know how." that they are not alone, but also morning they were not working. Students were dismissed between About midway through the cer­ Moraga's writing is peppered inforrnipg the majority of Ameri­ 9: 15 and 9:30 due to extreme cold. Although the error in the boilers emonious cease-fire, both Chechen with Chicano dialect, and an audi­ cans about the cultures and beliefs was not specified, a procedure is to be implemented to prevent this in and Russian leaders rose to toast ence member asked if the language of the minorities that Moraga be­ the future. Classes resumed Tuesday without problems. the dead on both sides. in her writings was meant to pre­ longs to. The principle idea behind the vent monolingual Americans from Moraga is also the co-author of Thieves Arrested negotiations was to figure out a way fully understanding them. She re­ This Bridge Called My Back: Writ­ On Sunday February 12, three Chester County teens were arrested to exchange bodies and prisoners of sponded that she does not wish to ings by Radical Women ofColor, a by state police after stealing a tire and jack from a car at a local dealer war. exclude anyone from her writings, winner of the Before Columbus in West Pikeland. Two of the teens, Robert Guilliford, 18, and The war has killed thousands and but she assumes that her readers Book Award. Heroes and Saints Matthew Wulk, 18, were charged with theft and reckless endanger­ forced hundreds of thousands of know everything she knows, in or­ won every major West Coast award ment, and were given bails of $2,500 and $5,000 respectively. Chechens from their homes. Rus­ {fer that her writings can be deeper. in 1992. Sheisaresidentartistwith Charges are pending against the third teen. Police stopped the group sian bombardments have largely She feels that writing for a people BRAV A, a theater company de­ on Route 113 after a highspeed car chase. destroyed Grozny and damaged beside her own would be a hin­ voted to producing quality work by surrounding villages. drance to the creativity of her writ­ women of color and lesbians. ing. Global Perspectives

International National

In the past year, Iraq has set up a secret system to export crude oil and refined products, Kevin D. Mitnick, a 31 year old computer expert, was apprehended by a team ofF.B.L a system that would bypass sanctions put on Iraq by the United Nations. These illicit sales agents Thursday morning. Mitnick, a convicted computer felon, is accused of stealing had generated over $700 million for the crippled Iraqi economy, which has remained "thousands of data files and at least 20,000 credit card numbers from computer systems under U.N. sanctions since the invasion of Kuwait in 1990. around the nation." His arrest followed a 24 hour stakeout of his apartment by F.B.I. agents and months of amassing evidence against him. In a surprising move, two dozen House Republicans helped President Clinton and the Democrats win a victory on setting priorities for the United States military. The vote came Two San Francisco area conservatives are fighting to have affinnative action put to after a day of fighting between Republicans and Democrats over a bill which would limit popular vote in 1996. Both men, Glynn Custred and Thomas Wood, believe this the U.S.'s role in U.N. peace keeping operations, and restrict placing U.S. troops under approach is the best chance yet of overturning affirmative action laws in California. U.N. command. Custred, an anthropology professor at California State University feels "Affinnative action has been losing steam with the general public, and we think we've hit the sure way After ten years of Soviet Military occupation and five years of bitter civil war, to reverse it. " Afghanistan is heading towards peace. A new group of Islamic purists and Afghan patriots known as the taliban has taken control offorty percent of the country. "We may The widow of slain civil rights leader Medgar Evers became the new head of the be close to the end" said Abdul Jabbar Naeemi, an Afghan diplomat. NAACP on Saturday, February 18. Myrlie Evers-Williams replaced embattled chair­ man William Gibson after a morning of sharp attacks on Gibson and his management of the NAACP, which is the nation's largest and oldest civil rights organization. Evers­ (Compiled by Michael McCuen from the New York Times) Williams beat Gibson by a 30-29 vote. (Compiledfrom The Philadelphia Inquirer) February 21, 1995 The Grizzly Page 3 Opinions Student Speaks on Public Dispelling a Few Myths BY CHRISTINE KEYES how to operate the remote control­ Special to The Grizzly -This one's my favorite. No. We learn Speaking and Communication Arts how to speak and communicate effec­ The scene: Two Ursinus students tively, as well as practice persuasion and argumentation skills which are Dear Editors, economics. I think a general goal of all the time. People say that we are chatting outside Wismer needed by all professions. Perhaps Currently there is a move toward the Communications Department learning skills in the Communica­ Student # I : "Have you declared a some other majors should set foot in the possibility of having Public is to enhance the understanding tions department. A skill is some­ major yet?" Ritter before giving their common hour Speaking removed from the core and application of communication thing that is repetitive that you do Student #2 : "No. I'm not sure what I presentations ... curriculum here. This move comes skills. To give you examples, Com­ again and again without ill!Y varia­ want to do." Myth #3 : Com mArts is the easi­ in a time when the college is in a munications classes show us how to tion. Communications varies every Student #1 : "Well, just declare est majoroncampus, look how many budget crunch. become more effective persuaders. time you participate in it. There are ConunArts, it's the easiest major." A's are given out -- CA is iike any While many might agree with They show us how organizations no set of rules. You don't go from other major in that you get out of it this move, many others feel this is a gain power through their commu­ step 1 to step 2 to step 3. Sometimes How many times have I heard sirni­ what you put in. Ifyou work hard, you bad move. The Public Speaking nication, and how to build better you skip step 2 or you start at step 3. larconversationsaroundcampus? Per­ get an A. If you sluff off, your grades class is one that is useful to every­ organizations using communica­ If you are speaking to an audience sonally, I get really offended when I are poor. If students are interested in one and always will be. The process tion. Communications classes also and trying to persuade them, you hear comments like this. As a CA what they're learning, they' II work it teaches ofcollecting your thoughts show us how the media can social­ have to read them and depending major, I can assure you that there is hard and therefore get good grades. on a subject, organizing them and ize us with what they show and tell on their make-up (hostile, friendly, nothing easy about ConunArts. I'd The point is, if you care about your making a clear, concise speech or us. The mass media, especially rational, coactive), decide which like to dispel a few of my favorite CA major and do the work, you'lI get the argument is invaluable. We will all when we are young, has a profound methods will be best. What good is myths that I often hear. A - no matter what your major is. be able to use this class in our lives effect upon us. We also study vari­ professor A. who can solve linear Myth #1 : No labs = No work -­ So next time your CA friends are whether it be speaking to future ous theories from the Agenda Set­ equations and quantum physics at Just because we don't spend 6 hours a stressed about their workload at din­ investors or telling people about ting theory to the FIRO Theory of the same time while eating nuclear week in a research lab doesn't mean ner, listen to them. We listen to your breakthroughs in all our various needs. We look at these theories, waste and shitting gold ifhe can not we don't do any work. As a matter of dissection stories and your descrip­ fields of study. Ifwe can speak well and see what it is that makes people communicate to us in an effective fact, a single clip in television courses tions ofthe "English paper from hell." and communicate our ideas in an tick, what the feelings, emotions way how he did it? The Communi­ requires an average of 10 hours in the We're not trying to gJorify CommArts, effective way, then we are an asset and responses are, verbally and non­ cations Department teaches us how editing room. we just want a little respect. in any job we hold. Harvey Mackey, verbally. to communicate in effective ways. Myth #2 : AU CA majors learn is author of Swim with the Sharks Communications deals with Finally, I would like to say thank Without Getting Eaten Alive says much more thought processes than you to the school for looking into "We're an information society, so anything else. You can not put lightening up on our required the ability to transmit that informa­ down feelings and reactions like courses. But why should the one On the other hand ... tion in an intelligent, succinct, and you can put down an economic equa­ required course in communications Sex vs. Abstinence persuasive manner is about as valu­ tion. For instance, Maslow's Hier­ be cut when we have to take two able a skill as anyone can possess." archy of Needs theory states that semesters of language, two semes­ BY MICHELLE RYAN give a part of yourself away. Do you Harvey Mackey is a millionaire who love, safety, and esteem needs have ters of history, IDS,or philosophy, O/The Grizzly really want to give yourself to some­ made his fortune selling envelopes. to be fulfilled before people can act two semesters of science and two one who will walk away from you the Yes, envelopes. He is known well unselfishly. Although I can write semesters of econ, anthro, politics, HelIo once again to alI you intellec­ next day? When you have intercourse, in the business world. down these feelings and you can socio, or psych? Just something to tual beings out there. Last semester, you make yourself vulnerable to your With this, there seems to bea lack understand them, this is not to say think about. this column began in the paper in partner. of understanding as to what we in you and I view the same exact thing. order to give a Christian perspective Ifsex is an intimate act, then isn't it the communications department do. Now in accounting class, the fact Thank you, on certain issues we all face in the something special enough for you to People seem to place us at a differ­ that assets equal liabilities plus world today. Unfortunately, circum­ save until your wedding night? Your ent level than that of other majors owner's equity is fact. There is no Mike Raub stances arose last semester that pre­ body is a precious gift to be valued here such as biology, politics, or variation in this equation. A=L+OE vented this column from being writ­ and given to your spouse. And, ten. But, I can fmally return to the wouldn't you like to know that your computer to address those topics. To spouse hasn't been with anyone else start the column off, I thought I'd except you7 As I see it, this idea does focus on a topic that is big on this not exclude those ofyou who are sexu­ campus: sex. ally active. According to Christ, any­ Thfl Grizzly Let me begin by saying that I do not one can begin anew. i.~\ " ! think there is anything wrong with This is why I propose an alterna­ sex. God made sex to be enjoyed. In tive: abstinence. One may claim that Co-Editors in Chief ~~~.o . ~.~ marriage, that is. In a marital rela­ it is unrealistic; however, a lot of Marc Ellman Mark Leiser tionship, it is healthy and beautiful, individuals live on this campus who bringing a wife and husband together have been able to abstain success­ Editorial Board emotionally as well as physically. fully, even when they've been tempted So, why do Christians seem so anti­ to give in. They have felt the heat of Jayson Blocksidge Features News Alicia Darby sex? Well, the problem is the context passion and, yet, have found that re­ Michael McCuen Jill Schnader in which that sex is taking place. sponsibility and self-control have got­ Opiniom Thomas Epler Sports Charlie Weingroff Outside of marriage, sex is simply not ten them out of those situations. Self­ Assistant Opiniom Doug Plitt Assistant Sports Joel Schofer healthy. I'm not going to list the control is not as difficult as it seems. Entertainment Colin Tucker statistics about the high risk of con­ But, every time you have sex it be­ tracting SID's even with a condom, comcs harder to resist, though it is Faculty Advisor though there are enough to prove how never impossible. Abstinence is only Margot Kelley dangerous extra-marital sex really is. a matter of knowing when to say "no" Instead, I want to look at what it does and controlling your hormones. General Stafr to people emotionally. I want to end with one thought for Business Manager Mike Fleming; Circulation Manager Mike Farrand; Illustrators Dominic Bui; Sex is not only a physical act, like you to ponder: compare the number of Photographer Mike Farrand; As.'iistant Photographer Jen Courtney; Writers Sue Boyer, Phil Caiazzo, playing cards. It's not just the joining people you know who have been emo­ Amy K. Davenport, Nicole D'Orsanoo, Laurie Falcone, Jason Kindt, Stephanie Piraino, Tarik Qasim of bodies but the joining of souls. tionally wrecked by sex before mar­ Let's face it-- sex is an intimate mo­ riage with the number who are ment between a man and a woman. wrecked by abstinence. Every time you have intercourse, you Page 4 The Griuly Features February 21, 1995 What's Up in Wellness? Sgt. Grizz... "Nothing ROVING 1'1 Positive Lifestyle Is First But The Bear Facts." ~ REPORTER Step in Preventing Cancer Which ofthe core curricu­ BY NICOLE D'ORSANEO 80% of all human cancers are related to Of The Grizzly lum courses do you think lifestyle or environmental factors, such 2-10-95 at 9:30 am. Security was infonned that a student had broken as diet and tobacco and alcohol use. offherrelationship with a non-student, but he continued to harass her. is most beneficial? This past summer, my cousin died of Most cancers can be prevented through The non-student has been banned from the residence hall. cancer of the mouth at the age of 32. I living a positive lifestyle. An effective watched the disease progress in her, as way to protect yourself against cancer Jason Kindt, senior she lost her ability to talk, eat, and is to change your negative habits. the 2-10-95 at 3:40 p.m. A student infonned security that over the past I really enjoyed my liberal stud­ function. This article was difficult for American Cancer Society recommends several weeks, someone has been removing items from his unlocked ies seminar (Literature into Film, me to write since the word "cancer" the following guidelines. Fir s t , room. The student reported that his key had not been working. The Dr. Dole) because it allowed us still makes my stomach knot up. How­ your diet should be low in fat and high locksmith immediately corrected the problem. to improve our English skills ever, r thought it was important to write in fiber. Eat more fruits and vegetables within a topic we were interested because "Daffodil Days for the Cancer high in vitamin C, such as citrus fruits, 2-10-95 at 11 :30 p.m. Security received a call that someone had tried in. Society" are here, and I wanted to draw tomatoes, and peppers. Also, you should to break into a student's room. Security learned that the room was not some support for them. eat more vegetables in the cabbage entered, but damaged by other students "horsing" around. Cancer is a condition of abnormal family, such as cabbage, broccoli, cau­ Lisa Edwards, senior cellular growth. A mass of tissue, liflower, and brussels sprouts. I think ESS (well ness and fit­ called a tumor, forms. These masses Second, abstain from tobacco. The 2-11-95 at2:35 p.m. Security was infonned that a student's portable ness). It is very infonnative and can be classified as benign or malig­ tar and smoke from buming tobacco radio was missing from her room. It was found later that day. a good thing for Ursinus to have nant. A malignant tumor is cancerous. contains carcinogenic (cancer-causing) it the curriculum. These cancer cells grow uncontrolla­ chemicals. Inhaling these irritants trig­ 2-11-95 at 7:35 p.rn. Non-students entered Ritter Gym and were bly, destroying the normal tissue which gers the cancerous potential of lung informed that they were not allowed to use the facility. The non­ Laura Lecrone, senior replaces the old, worn out tissue. It tissue over time. The smoke interferes students threatened the students in the gym and later followed them To be honest, I believe that since takes approximately one billion cells, with the cleansing mechanism of the the equivalent of a one centimeter tu­ to their residence. The Collegeville Police were called and they will we all have several classes in our bronchial cilia. More Americans die investigate the matter. mor, before cancer can be detected. from lung cancer than from automobile majors, the most beneficial Through metastasis, the movement of accidents each year. courses are those which focus on cells throughout the body, cells break Third, excessive alcohol consump­ 2 -12 -9 5 atl2: 40 a. m. Security confiscated an illegal keg. The matter other subjects. away from the tumor and migrate to tion increases the risk of cancer in the was referred to the Residence Life Office. other parts of the body, where new mouth, throat, larynx, and esophagus Carolyn McNamara, junior cancer can develop. It takes only one when it is combined with smoking .and 2-12 -9 5 at 2: 25 a.m. Security observed a man acting suspiciously near Public Speaking because it pre­ abnormal cell to start a new cancer poor nutrition. one ofthe Main Street residences. The person was an alumni, who was pares you for your other classes, somewhere else in the body. Benign Fourth, avoid excessive exposure to intoxicated. It was also learned that he had broken a door and caused as well as life after college. tumors do not cause cancer, but they sunlight, or other sources of ultraviolet other damage. The Collegeville Police responded, and charges may can interfere with normal bodily func­ light Such exposure is a major con­ tions. be filed. tributor to the development of skin Death from cancer can often be cancer. A sunscreen with a sun protec­ Scott Chalbert, sophomore avoided with methods of treatment, if tion factor (SPF) of at least 15 is recom­ 2-14-95 at 10:00 p.m. Security responded to the Wellness Centerand the disease is caught at an early stage. mended. I think weight training.is the learned that two students had been involved in a physical altercation. Early treatment IS poSsible only when The war on cancer needs to be fought The students were separated for the ·night and the matter will tie most important class 'becasue people: 1) know the risk factors, 2) are with funding. The sisters of Kappa handled by the Residence Life 9ffice. we get to pump iron. I think a\Vare of the waming signs, 3) have­ Delta Kappa will be selling daffodil, in that adding muscle mass to peri~ic health examinations, and 4) Wismer Lobby A at lunch and dinner 2-15-95 a12:00 p.rn;' Ag~neral fi~alan;n · sounded a BWG. Itwas ... your upper body is one of the do not allow fear to keep them from until February 28. Please support the learned that a ~tud~nt bad fallen-asleep ~hi1e a candle bUrned' in. hi#;: most integral parts of daily seeking medical attention. society and buy some flowers. Cancer is largely preventable. Nearly room. · The candle igni.ted a plastic SC$ bottle and the room aIami . life. It makes you bigger, Sounded. This woke th~ student, and he putout the fue"but the Sntoke faster, and stronger. Those setoffthe'general alarm,. The fire company and the Collegeville Polic~ are the real keys to anyone's , ". Fac:i.lities Corner •• , I respond~ The M'at!~r was referred 'to:the :Residence Life Office.: ' success. What is an Emergency? t .. .. : Ashok Parameswaran, soph. THE STUDENT HANDBOOK CLEARLY STATES THAT THE I think Bio and Chern classes BURNING OF CANDLES IS PROHIBITED. . BYFREDKLEE They will contact us and relay the are the most important ,: Director of PhYSical Facilities message. If the emergency meets becasue one of them will be the listed criteria, someone will be my major, but I don't know In the last column we talked about dispatched to make the repair. We which. emergencies and response time, will call you before the dispatch to some of you might wonder how verify the location and problem. Ken Cloverone, sophomore we make that detennination. For To further assist you in commu­ Economics 100 because I want us, an emergency is work that nicating with Facilities, we have to run a business when I grow must be done if it: created a new phone mail box that up. ~ Affects personal safety you can access by calling 409- ~ Will cause loss or damage to DORM (409-3676). Each morn­ Semy Forman, sophomore property or buildings ing we will review all of the mes­ I think all the requirements ~ Interrupts delivery of any sages and dispatch someone to are important since many utilities to a building make the required repairs. people don't use their major in Ifyou have problem after hours or We hope you will take the time to their final careers, and it on the weekend and need to have help us with our continuing evalu­ makes them well rounded an emergency repaired, we can be ation ofour work practices by pro­ people. But, if I had to reached by calling 489-4111 the viding ongoing input into our sys­ choose, I would choose math, College answering service. Please tem. a social science, public describe your problem, give your In the next column we will talk speaking and a foreign telephone number, and location. about heat problems. language. February 21, 1995 The Grizzly Page 5 '-- A&E Movie Mania: "Nightmarish" A\CADEMY A\WARD ~PECIAL Comedian Classified Ads Classifieds Policy BY COLIN TUCKER of the lot was The Client. I was BY KAREN FLESHMAN • Personal Ads are $2.00 for the first 20 words; 10 cents each additional word. Arlsand Entertainment Editor pleasantly surprised to see Susan Special to the Grizzly Ads must be prepaid in cash and may be placed in the ad box located outside Sarandon nominated for her excel­ The Grizzly office (Bomberger 3rd floor). This special edition of Movie lent performance, and I would be On Thursday, February 16, Bob • All other ads are $5 .00 for the first 30 words; 20 cents each additional word. Mania will discuss this year's Os­ elated to see her win, even though Smith, who previously appeared on • The deadline for all ads is Friday by noon. car nominations, which were an­ Jodie Foster is the favorite for her the Tonight Show, Comedy Cen­ • The Editors reserve the right to refuse or edit ads. nounced last Tuesday. Since I have performance in Nell. tral, and a Comedy Special on HBO, nol seen many of the movies that Gary Sinise in Forrest Gump and performed at Ursinus. His opening • For information call The Grizzly at (610)489-4111 x.2448. were nominated, I cannot give you Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction I joke about breaking the news of his HELP WANTED I accurate predictions on who will are the two major players in the homosexuality to his parents set the CLASSIFIED win. However, I can give you the Best Supporting Actor category. mood for the rest of the perfor­ Apartment For Rent Seeking babysitter for 3 year nominations that I especially liked, Although Sinise was excellent as mance (and I do mean the entire andprognostications based on what the crippled Lt. Dan in Gump, his performance). He asked one night Collegeville, 1 Bedroom, old boy. Must have own other critics said. performance does not hold a candle at the dinner table, "Mom, would 2 blocks from campus. transportation. Needed First, the facts. Forrest Gump to that of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp you please pass the gravy to a ho­ Includes hear, hot water, Tuesday and Friday, received 13 nominations, the most Fiction. I do not know a thing about mosexual?" His mother responded washer and dryer. $600 per 1l:30am - 5:00 or 6:00 pm. for any movie since Who 'sAfraidof Best Supporting Actress except for by passing the gravy to his father. month. CallJoe@489-8811. 287 -0221 . Zieglerville. Virginia Woolfin 1966. The record UmaThurmaninPulpFiction, who The rest of the hour-long act fo­ is 14 nominations forAIIAbout Eve delivered a pretty good performance. cused solely on homosexuality. One in 1950. Other significant movies In the category of Best Director, SKI- Spring Break '95 of the few funny jokes was when Dining service positions thisyearare Woody Allen's Bullets I have a personal preference. I Smith was talking about dating and Intercollegiate Ski Weeks, • ()o,oer Broadway with 8 nomina­ really want Forrest Gump director said, "It's really difficult for a ONLY $209. Includes: 5 available. evenings and tia, and Pulp Fiction with 7 nomi­ Robert Zemeckis to win, because he straight woman to date a gay male day lift ticket, 5 nights weekends. $5.75 - $6.00 per nations. is my favorite director. He has because then she goes through life hour. Contact Jennifer @ In the category of Best Picture, I directed some of my favorites in­ thinking other men will really lis­ lodging(luxury condo), 5 x3313. IhiDk it will be between Forrest cluding Romancing the Stone, Who ten to her." However, the part of the days intercollegiate activities. Gllmp and Pulp Fiction. Although Framed Roger Rabbit?, and, of show that the audience liked the (DRINKING AGE 18) PERSONALS Pulp Fiction was the better of the course, the greatest movie of all most was when he stumbled over Sponsors include Labatts, two films, I will give the nod to time, Back to the Future. He will his words and yelled out exasperat­ Molson and MT. ORFORD, "Spread a little BORSHT Grmp because most members ofthe probably win, but do not count out ingly' "Ob, I 'blanked' up my joke!" AaIdemy are older, and older people Quentin Tarantino, who helmed It was easy for me as an audience Quebec, CANADA. Group today." would definitely prefer Gump over Pulp Fiction. member to write down the good leader discounts. Campus -- The BORSHT Gang of PrtIpFiction. Secondly, Gump has For those of you interested in jokes in enough time because they and Greek Reps. Needed. Ursinus College IDIJI'IIs and is a much kinder, gen­ technical awards, True Lies, The were so few andfarbetween. I would Call Ski Travel Unlimited. der film than the extremely harsh Mask, and Forrest Gump were say that a majority of the jokes were Life ain't just a bowl of hlp Fiction. However, with nominated for visual effects. I will followed by a dead silence. One of Gamp'. $300 million gross, com­ give the nod to True Lies for unbe­ the few real winners was in refer­ 1-800-999-SK19 BORSHT! .-c:iaI sua:ess often hurts a movie lievable effects like a Harrier Jet ence to homosexuals, "Who do you • Oscar time. I specifically re­ hovering around the top ofa Miami think puts the 'glee' in glee clubs. " -.bcr two travesties, when Star skyscraper, but all three movies had I heard many ofthe students com­ Join The Griuly! T.K.-- impressive effects, even Forrest • W..,wasbeatenbyWoody Allen's ment that his act centered far too No experience necessary Was last night fun??? Gump, where you do not notice Aal, Hall in 1977, and when much on stereotyping homose"."u­ -- B.M. 81Mn Spielberg's masterpiece most ofthe effects, like Gary Sinise' s also Overall, in the words of Bob £1..- The Extraterrestrial was legs erased by computer. Smith, "It's a nightmare!" ... by Gandhi in 1982. Also Overall, it will be a good contest dIdc is the fact that Gump is the this year, as opposed to last year, ..,DIOYie nominated for Best Pic­ when Schindler 's List, as predicted, -that was produced by a major swept many of the major awards, lfL)'It A\CADEMY A\WARE) NbMINATIGNS . 1Iadio. The rest were all indepen­ because it was clearly the best film -.ayproduced films picked up by of the year. Despite Gump's 13 I3EST I1OURt .. Fo"est Gump, FourWead,,,gs and a Frmerai. Pulp Fiction. Quit Show. The Shawshank , 1IDdias. nominations, no film will dominate Redemption PorBest Actor, the two favorites this year. 811 Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump &SI I\cIOIl-MorganFreeman-The Shawshank Redemplion, Tom Hanks- Forrest Gump, NigelHawthorne­ .... Paul Newman in Nobody's Movie Quote of the Week: Last The Madness ofKing George, Paul Newman- Nobody's Fool, 10hn Travolta- Pulp Fiction 'fIOI. Here I will pickPaul Newman, week's blatantly easy quote, "Do or baIause he is a Hollywood veteran do not. There is no try" was from I3£S1 I\cIRESS« lodieFostet-Nell, Jessica Lange:B/ue Sky, Miranda Richatdson, Tom & Viv, Winona Ryder­ is well liked by the members of Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back. Little Women, Susan Sarandon- The Client .... Academy. Secondly, Hanks is Once again, I will give the credit to • ted for the second year in a two people. Jill Schnader, one of I3ESI SUPPQRIlNG I\cloll .. Samuel L. Jackson .. Pulp FictiQn, Martin Landau- Ed Wood, C~ Palimentieri­ lifter winning last year for his those Features goddesses, identi­ Bullets Over Broadway, Paul Scofield- Quiz Show, Gary Sinise- Forrest Gump IIIIIIterfut performance in Philadel­ fied it first, but that was before the """. No one has won Best Actor paper was printed and distributed. I3EST SUPPORnNG J\cIRESS- Rosmary Harris- Tom & V;v, Helen Mirren- The Madness ofKing George. Uma years in a row since Spencer Mile Katusa was the first person to Thurman .. Pulp Fiction, .Jennifer Tilly.. BulleloJ aver Broadway, Dianne Wiest .. Bullets Over Broadway ~in 1937 and 1938, and I do guess it after the paper was made . it will happen this year. available to the public. This week's I3ESf IAIlEClOR-Woody Allen- Bulk/sOver Broadway, Robert Zemeckis-ForreslGump, Quentin Tarantino­ Actress is a category I know quote is "I want to dip my ladle in Pulp Fiction, Robert Redford .. QuiZ Show, Krystof Kieslowski,:" Red about The only film I saw out your vichyssoise!" Page 6 The Grizzly Sports February 21,

Gymnastics . Men1s Basketball

Team Breaks Record Again Final Men's Hoop Game is Story of Season

Haverford - The final game for the 35-18 in the final 20 minutes. Jamal first half. Chris Cervellero W311tc Piscataway. N.J. - The Ursinus the nation, ranked by scoring av­ Ursinusmen'sbasketballteam pretty Elliott's 3-point shot with 27 sec­ only other Ursinus player in

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Women to Host Gettysburg in Conference Semifinal

1bewomen's basketball team will nus went on a 21-10 run hoSt Gettysburg in a CentelUlial to effectively put the game away. Conference semifinal playoffgame Ellen Cosgrove led Ursinus Wednesday evening at 7:30. with 22points, while Megan Lark­ PLEASE COME OUT AND SUP­ ing added 17. Laura Coulter pORT THE BEARS AS THEY scored 10 points and grabbed AITEMPT TO WIN THE FIRST seven rebounds. Kristen Bald ini CONFERENCE BASKETBALL had nine points and a team-best CHAMPIONSHIP FOR URSINUS eight rebounds. SINCE 19-16! Koren Mi ller led Haverford The women improved their with 14 points and 10 boards. HeltTerich Hall wilUling streak (in Kate Maggiotto scored 13, while games not involving the faculty) to Jodi Sampson added 10 points, a 20with a 76-50 CentelUlial Con fer- game-high 13 rebounds, and a ence Eastern Division win over Haverford 96-18, 3-12). The game was the final regular season home ~ game for the Bears (18-4, 13-2). Dr. Berry goes up for lay-up in the student/faculty basketball Haverford led 8-7 with 14.53 to game last week. The faculty defeated the lady Bears 53-52. play in the first half. But then Ursi-

Cosgrove And Baldini Honored Come Out And Support The

Ursinus senior Ellen Cosgrove the National Academic All- Cosgrove, along with teammate Girls Basketball Team on bas been named to the GTE District America Team. Kristen Baldini, was also named to UCollege Division Academic All­ Cosgrove, the seventh lead- the Centennial Conference Women's Wednesday Night At 7:30 As. America Women's Basketball ing scorer in the nation through Basketball Academic Honor Roll. Team, selected by the College Feb.ll,isaDean'sListstudent- To be so honored, student-athletes They Play Gettysburg in The Sports Information Directors of athlete majoring in English, with must be at least sophomores, be start­ America (CoSIDA). Cosgrove, who a minor in creative writing. She ers or significant reserves, and have Centennial Conference was also named to the team in is the president ofWhitians, and at least a 3.40 cummulative grade 1993, was one offive seniors on tbe is a member of Who's Who point average. Iquad. Members of the District II Among American College Stu- Playoffs Team will now be considered for dents. APHILLYFAN BY JOEL SCHOFER the World Series. Phillies after the strike is settled. Smith was not picked, and in fact Jackson's role on the Eagles, given bJistant Sports Editor It's the same Marty Bystrom It'd be another thing ifhe had these was retracted from the draft by the that I'd never heard ofrum before I that went 5-0 or 5-1 that season, dreams and didn't tell anyone, but Eagles. read his name on the list of avail­ Spring training began last week as had all ofPhlJadelphialoving him, he's told the press. When the strike How the draft worked was that able players. die pitchers and catchers reported and then went right to the toilet is settled, I hope the Phillies do keep when one of a team's rive players Well, whatever his role may have to camp. Unfortunately for base­ the next season. Not only did he him around just so that some little was picked, that team could take been, be it the guy holding the baH fans, there is still no progress in have the nerve to do this, but the backup shortstop can knock him another player off the list. Well. cords from Kotite' s headset, a jani­ :. die negotiations between the Major disease which inflicted him, around the ballpark. Oh, what the Otis Smith was the second player tor in the 700 level men's restroom, League Baseball Players' Associa­ suckitis, hung around in the club­ superstars of the league will do to taken off of the list. I guess the or someone selling Coke and cot­ Iiaa and the owners, so instead of house long enough to infect two him. Eagles actually want to retain his ton candy in the stands, an expan­ IbeREAL players reporting we've other Phillie phenoms, Bruce Well, that was quite a verbal tan­ services. or -- hopefully-- they just sion team obviously saw some form IOta bunch of has-beens masquer­ Ruffm and Pat Combs. trum, wasn't it? Now on to some want the satisfaction ofcutting him. of raw talent because in the thir­ IIIiDg as major league baseball play­ While these two are still strug­ lighter notes. Broderick Thompson wasn't teenth round he became the first ..! gling with the disease, Bystrom I mentioned last week that the ex­ picked, but speaking of cutting, the Eagle selected in the draft. Jfyou detect a note of discontent had the courtesy to retire and pansion draft for the NFL was hap­ Eagles did do the team a favor and AI Jackson's presence in the club­ aranger... GOOD! My point came admit defeat...until now. pening soon, and gave you a run sever his contract, making him an house, on the sideline, in the Don't get me wrong, though. I down of the players the Eagles ex­ unrestricted free agent. May God restroom, and in the stands will be --.Not Curt Shilling or Tommy don't mind the fact that he's tak­ posed to the draft. The article also himself help the quarterback of sorely missed and will undoubt­ :

Gettysburg - The Ursinus Col­ to Jason Rute . With its sweep over Ursinus in lege wrestling team put itself in The big shocker came at 158- the finals, Muhlenberg compiled Friday, Nov. 24 position to successfu1\y defend its pounds, where Mike Ortman. the 83 .5 team points to the Bears' 78.0. Session I 9:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Centennial Conference wrestling Bears' champion at 150 a year ago, Gettysburg was third with 72, while Pigtails 9:00 a.m. - 9:50 a.m. championship at Gettysburg Col­ was upset in double overtime by Swarthmore had 42, Western Mary­ Preliminaries 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. lege on Feb. 18. The Bears ad­ Jake De1\ of Gettysburg. Dell's es­ land 33 .5, Johns Hopkins 24.5 and Break vanced six wrestlers to the title cape in the 10th minute ofthe match Haverford 5. Quarterfmals 2:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m. round. But none came away with a was the difference. He was named victory, and Muhlenberg took the the tournament's outstanding wres­ Call Ext. 2251 Session II 6:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Bears' crown away. tler. Semi Finals 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Muhlenberg's Pete Shimkin won Muhlenberg's Dan Terpstra. the For Ticket First Round Consolation 6:00 p.m. - 8:45 p.m. his second straight 118-pound title 190-pound winner of the Centen­ with a 13-5 major decision over nial Conference and NC AA East Information Saturday, Nov. 25 Kevin Kockersperger of Ursinus. Regional tournaments in 1994, Session III 9:00 a.m. -1:00 p.m. The Mule's A.J. Bucko also won posted a 12-7 decision over Ursi­ Second Round Consolation 9:00 a.m. - 10:40 am. his second straight crown, at 126, nus freshman Tony Carricato. Break 10:40 a.m. - II :00 a.m. with a 7-2 decision of Ursinus' Ursinus heavyweight Sean Consolation Quarter Finals 11 :00 a.m. - 11 :50 a.m. Darren Torsone. Mitche1\ dropped a 3-2 decision to The Ursinus wrestling team will Break 11:50 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Kirk Holt, who won the 142- Brandon Ream of Gettysburg. host the NCAA East Regional Tour­ Consolation Semi Finals 12:00 p.m. - 12:50 p.m. pound championship a year ago. The Bears also had two wrestlers nament Friday and Saturday in couldn't repeat. He dropped a 9-5 reach the consolation fmals, but Helfferich Hall. COME OUT AND Session IV 1 :30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. decision to Pete Balvanz of they, too, ended the tournament SUPPORT THE BEARS as they 5th Place 1:30 p.m. - 2:20 p.m. Swarthmore. Ursinus Freshman with losses. Tom Guzzo fell to Steve try to advance to the NCAA Divi­ Parade of Champions 2:30 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Casey O' Donne1\ had the third of Smiddy of Western Maryland, 7-4, sion III Championships. Mike Championship Finals 3:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. four head to head matches against a at 134-pounds, while Heath Van Ortman will attempt to qualify for Consolation Finals 3:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. Muhlenberg wrestler. He came out Fleet. lost to Phil Simmerer, also of the national tournament for the sec­ Second Place Wrestle Offs 5:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. on the short end of a 10-8 decision Western Maryland at 167. ond straight year.

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BY CHARLIE WEINGROFF Most Wins Slam Dunk Contest. white people or if he hates me for Aaron McKie, who is a very bad ers, the Islanders and Rangers, hay Sports Editor First ofall , the only descent guys in that matter, but what happens to NBA player. It was just a horrible ing 9 points a piece, the PenguiDII the contest were Harold Miner, who him? He kisses the NBC pregame trade for both teams. may have to oIlly win .... 3 moo Two weekends ago was, of course, won, and JR Rider. After them, the guy and says ESPN will get over it, How much longer will Barry games in the NHL's monumentoui the NBA All-Star weekend was in ringmaster shouted, "Bring out the and case closed. That's absurd. Melrose last as the coach ofthe Los 15 game season. Phoenix. AndneedlesstosayRing­ clowns!" So out comes Antonio What happens if John Stockton or Angeles Kings? The Kings are a Credit for last week's answerwiDt master Charles Barkley was at the Harvey, Jamie Watson, Tony Detlef Schrempf fly into Phoenix year and a half removed from the head of the annual circus. I'll save Dumas, and Tim Perry. Well, for the game and say they hate then Campbell (Western) Confer­ his special magic trick for the end. Dumas said he would win and did black people. The NBA would ence finals, and now lie with the First, on Saturday night, was the not dunk any ball into the basket. strip Stockton's assist record and 3rd worst record in the league. Oh Rookie Game. Absolutely atro­ Not 1. For the layman, that's O. He send Schrempfback to the Eastern by the way, the Kings still do have cious. Glenn Robinson took at missed every dunk. Tim Perry, Block. The whole weekend deal that guy, Wayne Gretzky. You least 2 of every 3 shots for his team, who should be happy to be getting was terrible, simple terrible. know, the best player in the game. sticking to his playmaking maxim, a paycheck from anyone, actually Equally terrible was the Blazers­ Before trading away Alexei Zhitnik "I don' t believe in passing." looked pissed off to be there. JR Rockets trade. The Rockets now for that Grant Fuhr goalie guy, they Donyell Marshall missed a dunk Rider tried his in-between-the-Iegs have all guards, and the Blazers had 3 very good young defensemim. from 3 inches out. That was really dunk, ...... and missed 3 times. It have all forwards. I'm not so sure along with Darryl Sydor and Rob impressive. The game wasn't. It was just horrendous. Either make that's such a good formula. Seri­ Blake. Add in Jari Kurri, Rick was horrible. Oh, and the half-time the good guys like Dominique and ouslythough, Pete Chilcutt has been Tocchet, and a more than a few was the real highlight of the ex­ Kemp be in it, or just kill the damn starting at power forward for Hous­ other good players, Gretzky still travaganza. A true punk in every thing. ton, but neither he nor Carl Hererra can't overcome the brutality that sense of the word, out of the The 3 point contest was pretty will be good enough to win in the Barry Melrose has offered as coach­ hard core area of Strongsville, Ohio, cool. Glen Rice won. Nothing playoffs. You figure Robert Horry ing. Mike Hoban went out and shot much to rip on except the fact that and Clyde Drexler have to be on the The Pittsburgh Penguins have 5 nothing but crisp, clean Arizona air Dana Barros was given a score of9 floor in Houston's 'A' lineup, and players in double figure points so on his 3 point shot for S 1 million. for a round in which he scored IS . that makes Horry the power for­ far this season. Eight other teams He says, and I quote, "Wassup Nice to see others who also hate ward, and that makes the Rockets a combined have O. The Penguins Strongsville?" then fakes the shot Philthadelphia. No big problems in very sad team . From Portland's have I loss as of Saturday and are in that Rosemont Horizon in several times, walks underneath the the actual game either. side, iffiorpe is not traded, he may a word, dominant. Ken Wregget cago. What was the name basket so he "becomes one with the Now to Charles Barkley. As many start instead of Chris Dudley at has stepped up very well in # I tournament, who were tbe basket" and hauls up a shot that know, he was asked about group­ center. Big deal. After James goalie Tom Barrasso's absence, and ists, and who won it? That's travels about 10 of the 22 feet. Like ies, and if they are a problem . He Robinson and Rod Strickland (2 scoring has obviously yet to be a this week, and for the suckers I said, punk. He's got to get at least got all pissed and trudged away sub 6'4"pointguards who both start), problem for the Pens. The every minute, the pleasure rim for a mi 1\ ion. saying how he hates white people. a1\ the Blazers have is Terry Porter, Nordiques are only 1 point behind, yours. On to the Whoever Misses The Now, I don't really care ifhe hates whose ankle is in 12 pieces, and but with the Atlantic Division lead-