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VOL. XXI, NO. 117 THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1988
the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Student reaction to task force reports being compiled
By MARK MCLAUGHLIN government be where it hap News Editor pens.” Their plan to collect student Student reactions to the task responses includes: force reports are being chan • Meeting with students in neled through student govern each residence hall to discuss ment and will be given to Uni “all aspects of each report.” versity President Father Minutes would be taken at each Edward Malloy, according to meeting and compiled into a Tom Doyle, student body pres report. ident. • Mailing a survey letter to all “I spoke briefly with Monk, students asking for written and he really wants student in responses on any aspect of the put (on the reports),” said task force reports. These Doyle. responses would also be com piled into a report. MORE TASK • Further advertising in The FORCE REPORTS Observer “so that the most rel see pages 4-5 evant and clear responses received” can be published. The means of compiling stu The hall meetings and stu dent opinions will be discussed dent survey will be managed Friday in a meeting of the Hall by student government com Presidents’ Council, class mittees, said Doyle. The com presidents, and Student mittees will be coordinated by Senators. Melissa Smith, student govern Student government has ment executive coordinator. already “sat down and talked Committees will consist of stu about a legitimate plan to col dent government members, he lect response on these sensitive said. issues,” said Doyle. Obtaining student response “ It’s essential that every stu before final exams might be a The Observer/Patrick Kusek dent have the chance to give problem, said Paese. “We’re Wheelin’ and dealin some input,” said Student Body pressed for time, so unfortun- Junior Andy Stephens of Planner contemplates pur held Wednesday night. The promise of low prices Vice President Mike Paese, chasing a bicycle at the Notre Dame Security auction entices many students to attend the bi-annual event. “and it’s essential that student see REPORTS, page 7 $1.25 million grant to assist minority students at ND By SUSY PASQUINELLI admissions office,” said Dean phases, said Hofman. The first special monitoring during the or engineering. They will par News Staff Emil Hofman, director of the is a pre-freshman year sum freshman year,” said Hofman. ticipate in courses approved program. “The program is for mer program. Participants Participating students will for their upper division pro Notre Dame has received a minority students who have come to Notre Dame for a six receive a special advisor ungram .” $1.25 million grant for the been accepted to Notre Dame week program before their derstanding and sympathetic Balfour Hesburgh Program as incoming freshmen through freshman year. They take to the needs of a minority stu A final part of the program designed to attract and assist the normal means, and who three formal courses in com dent. includes a University minority students intending to have indicated science or munication, mathematics and A post-freshman year sum Headstart project, which will m ajor in m athem atics, science engineering as their college quantitative reasoning. They mer program is the third bring select groups of minority or engineering. program.” About fifteen stu will also be offered a basic phase. “This is for students high school students to the “Selection for participation dents will participate as learning skills program and en who successfully complete the campus for the pre-freshman is made from those students Balfour-Hesburgh Scholars. richment materials. freshman year and indicate an who have been accepted by the The program has four basic “The second phase involves intention to continue in science see MINORITY, page 5 Threatening caller sentenced Dukakis looks to NYC;
By GREG LUCAS The case originated in which were subpoenaed by Se Bush meets opponents Copy Editor Bloomington where similar curity in January. Associated Press Dukakis shunned any such calls had been made to Security originally arrested talk, likening the race to a A South Bend man was sen Bloomington residents and In Jackley on Jan. 8 after question WISCONSIN - Michael 15-round boxing match that tenced Monday to six months diana University students, said ing him about several com Dukakis basked in the glow will be decided by a decision, in Monroe County Jail in con Rakow. plaints received from female of his unexpectedly strong rather than a knockout. “My nection with a series of threat According to Rakow, about students at Notre Dame, Wisconsin primary victory job is to go out now and do ening phone calls made to eight student victims from according to earlier state on Wednesday as he and his the very best I can in New Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s ments issued by Phil Johnson, Democratic presidential York and Pennsylvania and students earlier in the year, came forward with evidence assistant director of Notre rivals pointed toward New Ohio, and those other very said Rex Rakow, director of earlier in the year. He added Dame Security. York. important primaries...” he Notre Dame Security. that the investigation docu Johnson said at the time that From campaign rival said as he campaigned in Donald Jackley, formerly of mented over 200 calls made all Security began investigating Jesse Jackson to party chair New York City. 4033 York Road, pleaded guilty over the country. the calls in October. Some man Paul Kirk, Dukakis There were political after to one felony charge of in Rakow said that Jackley was times the caller would phone won accolades on his Wis shocks on the Republican timidation, Rakow said. The not charged with the calls the student’s residence and tell consin landslide. “It puts side of the race. Monroe County prosecutor made to Notre Dame and Saint the female student that he was Dukakis in the catbird Vice President George dropped an additional charge M ary’s students because it was holding one of her parents cap seat,” said former party Bush, the certain nominee, of intimidation and two felony easier to trace calls to tive, according to Johnson. chairman John White, a charges of crimminal confine Bloomington from the Jackson supporter. see RACE, page 7 ment, said Rakow. suspect’s telephone records see THREATS, page 7 page 2 The Observer Thursday, April 7, 1988 Of Interest Procrastination is the fall of Spring “Juniors: Learn How to Fill Out the Profile Form” is the title of a presentation to be given by Paul Reynolds It’s springtime, supposedly, and I can’t even . of the Career and Placement Services office tonight at 7 enjoy the beauty of the season because all the Sandy in 123 Nieuwland Science. Juniors of all majors are strongly work I put off during my prolonged apathy in encouraged to attend. This talk will be repeated on April February has smacked me in the face. Cerimele 11, 12, and 13. -The Observer Sure, it was ironic that you had to look at pictures in the paper of people enjoying them Saint Mary’s Editor selves in the blinding sunlight as you used the front page to guard against this .Midwestern A BBC film on the reported apparitions of the Blessed hurricane. It’s wrong. Virgin to six youngsters in the Yugoslavian village of Med It’s like Notre Dame losing to Purdue in 1984. jugorje will be shown in the auditorium of the Hesburgh It’s wrong. Library tonight at 8. The film will be presented by Richard Does it always seem that the rain blows in A (Digger) Phelps. He and three of his players-David your face no matter which direction you are Rivers, Scott Paddock and Joe Fredrick-will speak about walking in or is someone trying to tell you some their own experiences when they visited Medjugorje while thing? g j D playing basketball in Yugoslavia last summer.-The Ob Why is the drop date for a class just early server enough to be before the test that you are con J r - y \ ] / fident about and just too late after you received “Human Rights Now,”an Amnesty International that second ”D?” demonstration for Human Rights, will be held today at 5 Then there are the incidentals, like losing / / at the Fieldhouse Mall. “Ink for Freedom” will be tonight your driver’s license on a really good drink spe at 8 in the Notre Dame Room of LaFortune Student Center. cial night, getting a bomb on a ten page paper n j There will be letter writing, prisoner information and a during an electric storm, being allergic to Com video-speech of Reverend Farisani of South Africa.-The munion hosts, your roommate’s suicidal ten Observer dencies over the lack of marital opportunities, or the reality that the only answer you know ^ M on a Theology exam is Bathsheba. (I"II U;//W\r L Hesburgh Program in Public Service presents Gary Yesterday I ended up face-down in eight B Orfield, Professor of Political Science and Education at inches of muddy w ater when I fell off the planks 11 =1 the University of Chicago, speaking on “Shutting the Door maintenance strategically placed between to College: The Decline of Minority and Low-Income Stu LeMans and Haggar so we could get to class But the due dates are no longer months away. dents in the 1980’s” tonight at 8 in the Galvin Life Science without doing the backstroke. They are this week, next week and before we Center Auditorium.-The Observer I have a friend who was hunted down for jury know it, finals will be tomorrow. But since An duty last week. As usual, the government couldTostal, bookstore basketball, tanning weather, not understand that she lives in Indiana during keg softball and saying good-bye to all our A Brazilian lunch to benefit the flood victims in the school months and getting to Texan senior friends is obviously more important than Brazil will be served from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. today courtrooms presented a slight problem. passing to the next grade, we will have to learn at the Center for Social Concerns. -The Observer That’s the same friend who was turned down a semester of Calculus in four hours, ending for an SYR by her high school senior prom date. studies early so we can go to Senior bar and Aside from the incidentals, the root of these take the test with a hangover or a buzz, depend problems that I feel suddenly saddled with is ing on when we started. “The Moral Delegitimation of Law” is the neglect. For instance, my contact lenses. They There seems to be no justice in the world. title of a lecture to be presented by Reverend Richard are supposed to correct my vision to 2020 but Just when the weather permits activities that John Neuhaus, Director of the Center on Religion and So are so covered with protein deposits that there take us from our studies, we are torn by the ciety of New York, today at noon in the Law School Court are yellow halos around all lights and dilemma of responsibility. Of course there are room, room 200. -The Observer chalkboards, I have headaches from blurred those who have done their papers and studied vision and my glasses look like something from for their tests already, who are probably laugh ISO elections are being held today from 6 to 10 p.m. Coca-Cola’s lens grinders. ing at the rest of us who haven’t been able to Ballots will be in the ISO office on the second floor of There are other things we all neglect that get past the astonishment of our procrastina LaFortune Student Center.-The Observer lead us to feel strapped, like parking tickets, tion. 20-page research papers, senior comps, But summer is around the corner, and Annual Student Art Exhibit will be held at the MCATs, telephone, Mastercard and Visa bills procrastinators wouldn’t jump out the window Cavanaugh- Corby Room of LaFortune Student Center and our health. . . even when the circles under right this minute, so hang in there. (No pun today from 4 to 10.-The Observer our eyes promt the question, “Why didn’t I start intended). The lazy days of summer are also this when it was assigned?” The answer is all fast approaching. too clear. It was too easy to put off. It was too Besides, things ARE looking u p ... the Cubs easy to daydream and look to the future. are in first place. New Jersey delegation to the Mock Convention -H 3A 3 H 1 iSVOAQOa 'iSVOAOOe O/n^'Vo/ will meet in Room 1000 of the library at 6:30 tonight. For 1 i i nnn n1 -1-1» » i f73i .. 4A/r>^ ^ VQ^y more information call Mark at 272-7497. -The Observer AMERICAN BUY CLASSIFIEDS CANCER will be held Saturday, April 9 at 8 a.m. ^ ^ At ^ V * ','
/ Thursday, April 7, 1988 The Observer page 3 No pardon offered to North, says aide Associated Press Veterans Memorial in Wash ington. SANTA B arbara, Calif. - Hyde’s comments were President Reagan was giving greeted by applause from other merely a “throwaway com GOP congressmen. Reagan ment” when he made a remark said, “I like the sound of those interpreted by some congress words,” according to one uni men as a sign he might pardon dentified congressman quoted former aides Oliver North and by The Washington Post. An John Poindexter, the White other lawmaker recalled the House said Wednesday. president as saying, “I like “I don’t think it’s safe to hearing what you said.” make any conclusions about Some lawmakers have taken the president’s attitude about Reagan’s comment as a hint pardons,” White House spokes that he will pardon the two man Marlin Fitzwater told former national security aides, reporters as Reagan vaca but Fitzwater played down the tioned at his mountaintop significance of the remarks. ranch. He said Reagan “told them Fitzwater confirmed that the he was not discussing pardons, president, at a closed meeting period, and then he had some with Republican m em bers of throwaway line which was the House on March 22, had similar” to the remark quoted been urged by Rep. Henry by the congressmen. Hyde, R 111., to pardon North “ I gave them no significance and Poindexter, who have been at the time. I don’t give them indicted on felony charges in any significance now. Cer the Iran Contra affair. tainly you’ve heard the presi Hyde suggested Reagan sign dent say much stronger things The Observer / Patrick Kusek pardons in the final days of his than that in terms of his term next January, possibly in feelings about North and Poin Student artwork was displayed this week in the Corby their works will be framed and hung in LaFortune a ceremony at the Vietnam dexter,” the spokesman said. Room of the LaFortune Student Center for the Annual Story below. Student Art Exhibit. Two winners received prizes, and MR. STANFORD CONTEST Art exhibit winners chosen 7:30 PM Saturday, April 9th By AMY HOWARD purchase prize and their work cording to Professor Robert News Staff will be fram ed and hung in Leader, director of graduate Washington Hall LaFortune. Burger’s winning studies in art and one of three Catherine Burger and Brian piece is a photo-silkscreen judges who chose the winners. $2.00 Admission Doherty were each chosen as titled, “Approaching the Ul Karin Geldmacher, a senior art Proceeds go to Hope Mission Homeless Shelter winners of the Annual Student terior.” Doherty used photog major, and Teri Larkin, assis Art Exhibit on display in Corby raphy as his medium and his tant director of the Snite Room of the LaFortune Student work is titled, “After Hours.” Museum, also served as Center this week. “My goal was to look at judges. CONTESTANTS: The exhibit, sponsored by things differently and gain a One drawback to the compe Student Government and run Matt Glaser Chris White new perspective so myself and tition was the limited amount by the Cultural Concerns Com others would notice their sur of entries in the show, accor Pat Hall Steve Wightkin mittee, received donations for roundings through color and ding to Carmina Perez, chair Kerry Panozzo Bill Wolf prize money from Student Govpoint of view,” said Burger, a man of the Cultural Concerns Dave Sauve Mike Woll ernment, the Alumni Associa senior art major at Saint Committee. “The awards are tion, and the Snite Museum. Mary’s. Her work is one of nine purchase prizes, and many stu Each winner received a $200 pieces in her senior compre dents don’t want to sell their hensive exam and portrays a art work,” she said. city street in Cincinatti. The art department is also Doherty, a sopohmore design sponsoring an art exhibit next major, dealt with various light week and this conflict could PorMr fVisS shades in his photo, which he also be the cause of some of the decided to submit after taking reluctance to participate, said a photography course this se Perez, adding that next year in his mester. Doherty took his photo she hopes to hold the show in first in the Administration Building conjunction with the art depar motion for a class assignment. tment’s show to eliminate picture “The print I chose was spe scheduling conflicts. cial to me, but I didn’t think it The exhibit will be on display TordaVvt - would win any prizes. I just through Saturday, April 9, in thought it would be good to get the Corby Room of the LaFor my work displayed,” he said. tune Student Center. Art work could be entered by r any Notre Dame or Saint
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Quality education the individual academic de undergraduate education Senior Staff Reporter is, in general, best accom partments, the report said. • Minimize the use of adjuncts to teach basic plished by regular faculty “The departments themselves Although the Notre Dame members, Foley said, adding, are in the best position to over courses, but when they are used, pay them a faculty does a “good job of “The primary role for see their teaching,” the report respectable salary teaching,” a University task graduate students should be as said. “They have the expertise • Generally, do not give graduate students sole force report says many profes sisting.” to determine what they should responsibility for teaching a course. When this is sors are not as effective as they It is not feasible, however, to be teaching and how they could be. elim inate all graduate students should be teaching it,” said not feasible, carefully select, train and supervise “ They do a very good job of from teaching positions, “but Foley. them teaching. We were quite im that is the goal,” Foley said. Alden said it is important to pressed by it,” said Richard The task force recommended place the emphasis at the de UNIVERSITY RECOMMENDATIONS Foley, philosophy professor “the use of adjuncts to teach partment level because each and chairman of the Task basic courses should be mini department uses a different ap • Establish a center for the improvement and Force on the Quality of Teach m ized.” proach to teaching. support of teaching ing in a Research University. The report also called for • Build more classrooms and better classrooms Teaching can, however, be completion of a proposed new “The University and depart • Take steps to correct the perception that teaching improved, he said. “A policy of classroom facilty as “one of the ments need to create an atmo benign neglect with respect to U niversity’s highest sphere in which professors take is not as important as research in promotion and teaching,” exists at the Univer priorities.” Classrooms with pride in their teaching and are re-appointment decisions sity, the report states. “Ad good lighting and sufficient rewarded for doing so,” said • Dramatically upgrade the campus bookstore ministrators and faculty have blackboard space are in short Foley. been co-conspirators in this supply, the report said, and are policy.” “ a m ajor problem that m ust be Foley also said there is dis DEPARTMENTAL RECOMMENDATIONS Notre Dame “can’t rest on addressed soon.” trust of the Teacher Course • Devote a yearly departmental meeting to its laurels,” said Foley. “There In addition to more class Evaluations among the fac teaching are trends, national trends, room space, the report also rec ulty. • Develop in each department procedures to that you have to be careful ommended the bookstore be about.” dramatically upgraded. “The “In general, the faculty feel govern the evaluation of teaching in “There are national pre bookstore should be regarded like the TCE doesn’t accurately re-appointment and promotion decisions ssures which make an empha as one of the major intellectual reflect quality of teaching,” Al • Provide mentors for first-year junior faculty sis on teaching difficult,” he resourses in the Notre Dame den said. “ (The problem) has • Initiate a senior thesis or project in each major said. Many job offers and teaching and research commu to do with the nature of the grants are based on research nity,” the report said. “What questions.” • Carefully monitor lower level courses quality, not teaching, he said. we envision is a store with a • Re-examine the balance between undergraduate Administrators, therefore, greater variety of books,” She said the faculty still does and graduate offerings “need to be as aggressive at Foley said. Bookstore adminis want some form of student • Emphasize importance of teaching in the hiring promoting good teaching as trators, however, say more evaluation of their teaching. they are at promoting good re space is needed before addi process search,” the report states. tional books are added, Foley Two undergraduates and two The task force made 17 said. graduate students were mem recommendations to promote The task force recommended bers of the task force. “The fac teaching and called attention the initiation of a senior thesis ulty definitely listened to what first of all to a need to “substan or senior project for all majors. we had to say,” Alden said. Al tially” increase the number of The report also recommends den said she and sophomore faculty members. establishment of a center for Dave Kinkopf were able to give Major courses with 40-80 stu the improvement and support a good deal of input because ND '61 dents “tend to stifle intellectual of teaching, similar to other they were the only two under interaction, limit the the possi University centers and ingraduate students on the com ironwood bility of frequent writing as stitutes. mittee. signments and in general en Stephanie Alden, a under * wine and spirits courage passivity on the part graduate student member of “I think the report definitely of students,” the task force the task force, said this center reflects the attitudes of both Domestic and imported wines beers liquors wrote, adding that more fac is the most important recom students and faculty,” Alden (219) 272-7144 ulty members will cure this mendation. “Students want to said. She said the students on problem. have teachers they can learn the committee talked to many .1725 North Ironwood Dr. South Bend, IN 46635, The task force recommended from,” Alden said, adding that students, faculty members and that additional faculty mem such a center would improve department heads and dis bers will also reduce the num the quality of professors’ teach tributed a survey to students. ber of courses taught by ing as well as better train The students then made their graduate students and adjunct graduate students to be teach own report to the task force. professors. ing assistants. SENIOR FORMAL TUXEDO Using graduate students to All such efforts to improve Senior Staff Reporter Jim teach introductory classes Notre Dame’s “teaching envi Riley contributed to this arti should be discouraged, the ronment” should be based with cle. 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Featuring six collegiate jazz groups University Park Mall Scottsdale Mall Session III: Saturday, April 9 at 7:30 pm Mishawaka, IN South Bend, IN Featuring five collegiate jazz groups- Guest appearance by Airmen of Note 272-2486 291-0496 Awards Ceremony Tickets available at gate. Session $7.00 All Session Pass $ 12.00 We Make You The Event!" Session $4.00 Student Discount $2.00 / session Session $5.00 Student Pass $ 10.00 •Does not include damage waiver fee and shoes. Thursday, April 7, 1988 The Observer page 5 Task force discusses TASK FORCE ON LIFE COMMITMENTS STUDENT RECOMMENDATIONS: • Provide comprehensive orientation to graduate sexuality, discrimination students By MARK MCLAUGHLIN cooperative approach,” said sexual orientation and homo • Allow graduate students to choose whether News Editor Arnold. The problem with sexual activity. courses on sexuality issues, “ We should foster respect for parietals regulations will apply to themselves said Arnold, was finding all, and within that context, • Provide year round food, laundry, and mail The task force report on qualified teachers for the while we are not at all recom services to on-campus graduate students “Marriage, Family, and Other courses. mending homosexual activity, • Explore the possibility of presidential Life Commitments,” released To combat sexual harass those of homosexual orienta Wednesday covers a broad ment, the task force recom tion ought not to be dis dormitories for both graduate and undergraduate range of issues including dis mended a “policy statement criminated against,” he added. students crimination, sexuality, which defines and prohibits “We can do this in the same • Begin instruction of freshmen on sexual ethics, graduate student problems, sexual harassment,” and “a way we respect heterosexuals, and child care. formal complaint procedure,” yet do not condone adultery.” sexual harassment, date rape, positive male/female Many of the issues were according to the report. “It’s The isolation of the graduate relationships, homosexuality, and other relevant related to respect for fellow hard to get data on the subject, student population was also ad issues members of the Notre Dame but . . . sexual harassment dressed by the task force. “The community. “ The them e of seems to occur, according to graduate student body seems WORKPLACE RECOMMENDATIONS: respect for differences runs all our surveys,” said Edwardto have a different social expe through our recommen Trubac, task force member rience on campus,” said Ar • Provide some means for employees of the dations,” said senior Jim Wim- and associate professor of nold. “They feel extremely iso University to obtain child care facilities for their biscus, a member of the task finance and business econom lated . . . they feel they are ‘not children force. “People need to respect ics. “We’d like to see an ex included’ in the largest sense • Adopt a parental policy that is more generous to others’ personhood, and the plicit policy like that which of the word.” University needs to send a some other schools have Arnold said that graduates both women and men and provides job guarantees clear signal that this is ex tried,” he added. feel like they are treated as • Investigate creation of services for those with pected," he added. Senior Joanna Branick, a ‘second class citizens’ com responsibility for elderly or incapacitated relatives It was difficult to single out member of the task force, said pared to undergraduates. • Offer a stopped "tenure clock" option for faculty one issue as most important, that an explicit policy would “Even though graduate stu said Kitty Arnold, chair of the help victims of harassment. dents use LaFortune Student members opting for parental leave task force and director of “There really isn’t any wayCenter, they feel as if the Career and Placement Ser now to know what to do. Under undergraduates own it,” said POLICY RECOMMENDATIONS: vices, because the report “con this policy, people would feel Arnold. The task force report • Develop a policy which defines sexual harass cerned two different con more comfortable filing a com recommends several changes stituencies - students, and plaint,” she said. to ease this dilemma, including ment and offers formal complaint procedures to faculty and staff.” The issue of varying forms of year-round basic services, a students, faculty, and staff Among the students, “we sexuality in the Notre Dame graduate student chapel, and • Stress a need for an atmosphere of tolerance, were concerned with the lack community was also addressed space earmarked for graduate nondiscrimination, and respect for all persons of sensitivity displayed by aby the task force. “We tried to students in LaFortune Student small segment of the student see the issues related to Center. • Broaden access to campus meeting places and body,” Arnold said. While this sexuality,” said Eugene Ul According to the report, the channels for public notice for members of the group is small, “they are in rich, professor of theology and task force recommends that community interested in discussing sexuality fluential when their insen a member of the task force. parietal regulations be voted • Include "sex" and "sexual orientation" as part of sitivity manifests itself “ We tried to ask what areas on by graduate students. “By through jokes about weight, people thought had room for the time students are in University nondiscrimination policies crude remarks about women, growth. We tried to sample all graduate school, they can and verbal abuse” given to any groups,” he added. make responsible decisions as minority. One area where there is room more mature adults,” said Ul “I don’t think lack of respect for growth on campus is atti rich. Arnold also said that rules “We (the task force) are and Placement Services. for differences is pervasive, tudes about homosexuality, ac that may apply to undergraducommitted to child care. We al Mary Ann Roemer, task but even a few cases is too cording to Arnold. “The task ates are not appropriate for most have to be. With force member and coordinator much,” said Roemer. force was cognizant of the dif graduate students in their late demographics being what they of special events for the Center To increase awareness about ficult situation the University20s and 30s. are, it’s a national issue,” said for Social Concerns, praised such issues, the task force rec faces as a Catholic institu The issue of child care for Arnold, citing a survey that the task force’s mandate to ex ommended that freshman tion. . . . But we found verychildren of staff and graduate found only 10 percent of amine all the issues. “Monk receive instruction on a long strong unaccepting attitudes students was strongly ad Americans are members of a (Malloy) is creating an atmo list of issues concerning among students towards dressed by the task force. “The classic family’ with one male sphere of openness” where sexuality. “Freshmen are homosexuality.” University currently does notbreadwinner. She added, “ Do “it’s "O.K. to talk critically if more accessible as a group,” “If we close the door on op provide any facilities for child we support the family at Notre need be,” she said. said Arnold, “ and it’s never too portunities to at least learn care. They are not immedi D am e?” After distribution to mem early to expose people to these what homosexuality means, we ately involved with the issue,” bers of the Notre Dame com issues.” will likely maintain the nega said Trubac. “The University “We as a group are strongly munity, the task force reports According to Arnold, both a tive, self-destructive attitudesshould provide either on committed to the recommen will be considered for imple classroom format and found among homosexual per campus child care or should dations that we made,” said mentation by “officers of the workshop settings were dis sons now,” added Arnold. subsizize in some way peoples’ Kitty Arnold, chair of the task administration,” according to cussed. “We’d like to get Ulrich said “it is important costs.” force and director of Career Arnold. several offices to coordinate a to distinguish between a homo fering financial assistance for about $20 million in endowment the summer programs, pro funds underwriting undergrad Are You Graduating? Minority vides no additional scholar uate minority scholarships. IPersonalize your graduation continued from page 1 ships to the participants during “We are deeply grateful to year summer session following the regular term. Students who the Balfour Foundation for Announcements their junior year. complete the Balfour making this essential and inno The pre-freshman year sum Hesburgh Program will vative program possible,” said uritfi ‘Printed 9{amecard Inserts mer program began on a trial receive preference for the Bal University President Father basis two years ago through a four Scholarships, which are Edward Malloy. “Not only its 50 cards for only $7.35 grant from the GTE Corpora included in Notre Dame’s new participants, but the entire (Available In same typeface and color as the announcements) tion, said Hofman. 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Today from 2-4 PM 551 page 6 The Observer Thursday, April 7, 1988 Abandoned Hijacker releases 32, articles a holds royal family real bargain Associated Press 24 women. NICOSIA, Cyprus - The The gunmen are demanding hijackers of a Kuwait Airlines the release of 17 Shiite Moslems at auction jet released 32 more pas convicted and imprisoned in By SUSAN MARHEFKA sengers in Iran early Kuwait for bombing the U.S. News Staff Thursday, but warned that and French embassies in 1983. those remaining would be in Iran’s Islamic Republic “One man’s trash is another danger if authorities failed to News Agency, or IRNA, said man’s treasure.” meet the hijackers’ demands, the 32 people released Although there was incle Iran’s official news agency re Thursday included two flight ment weather, a good-sized ported. crew members, a Sudanese crowd turned out Wednesday The release left about 50 pas and a Yemenite. All those freed evening to view the wares of sengers and crew members were brought to the transit fered by Security. Bikes, aboard the plane. lounge of Mashad airport and bracelets and binoculars were The hijackers warned in a were under medical care, it the norm at the auction held in statement that three members added. Stepan Center, sponsored by of the Kuwaiti royal family who Notre Dame Security. are still aboard the aircraft The hijackers earlier in The event is one of two an would pay a dear price if the sisted that the Boeing 747 be nual auctions held every school demands were not fulfilled, the refueled. Tehran radio quoted year, usually in the spring and agency reported. airport authorities at Mashhad fall. The release of the 32 addi in northeastern Iran as saying “We usually hold the auc tional passengers came a day they would refuel the plane “to tions shortly before both the after the hijackers freed 25 prevent any calamity or inci Blue-Gold game and the first hostages - one ailing man and dent.” (football) gam e of the season,” said Rex Rakow, director of Se curity. Other “treasures” sold in Israeli girl killed cluded watches, jewelry, cal culators and cameras. Special items of interest were a set of in Passover outing Associated Press headphones and a portable cas The Observer / Patrick Kusel Arabs wrestled two auto sette player, a basketball, a car matic rifles from the group’s speaker, a car stereo and a From the cloud’s point of view BEITA, occupied West two Israeli guards but did not Notre Dame horse blanket. Windy weather and cold rain beat down on students all morning and Bank - A holiday hike by Is fire them, the army reported. As expected, a fast-talking raeli teen-agers ended Wednes afternoon yesterday. Only a wet suit could have kept one dry between Arab witnesses said the Is auctioneer kept the pace day in a melee of shooting and raelis started the trouble by kil classes. Even the strongest of umbrellas were found cracked in half moving quickly. Jim Rockwell stone-throwing in an Arab ling an Arab. is a South Bend native who pre around the quad. town. A 14 year old Israeli girl viously worked for the Security and two Palestinians were Army spokesmen originally department and for an auc killed. said the girl, Tirza Porat, and tioneering company. He has Experts predicting Hours after the clash, Jewish several other Israeli teen been working at these auctions settlers raided the nearby Arab agers were shot but reported for the past four years, accor village of Hawwara, smashing later that she was killed by a ding to Rakow. shortage of doctors car windshields, beating vil rock. Real bargains could be had Associated Press lagers and breaking into Eleven of the 18 hikers, the as bicycles sold from $1 to $50 could have even a modest homes, said Jihad Howari, the 60-year-old man acting as and most calculators and BOSTON - An oversupply of shortage of physicians.” Israeli appointed head of the guide, and one of the two Israeli jewelry went for less than $20. doctors that is widely predicted In general, Schwartz’s report village council. guards were injured and two However, all articles were for the turn of the century will and another by Dr. Ernest The youngsters, children of Palestinians were wounded by not sold and those that not materialize, and there Schloss of the University of Jewish settlers on the occupied gunfire, the army said. remained at the end of the eve could be a shortage instead, Arizona argue that the earlier West Bank, were on a Passover ning were thrown away. two reports predict. predictions overstated the outing and had stopped for a Dozens of settlers waving an The auctions are held to “get The reports contradict an supply of doctors and underes picnic lunch when the trouble Israeli flag held a vigil Wed rid of property that has been often-repeated prophesy that timated demand for their ser began with stone throwing. nesday night near Beita, which recovered but hasn’t been the nation will have tens of vices. Members of the group said the army had sealed off, and claimed,” said Phil Johnson, thousands too many physicians Schwartz said the predic Arabs offering to help then led said they would build a new assistant director of Security. by the year 2000 and so should tions of too many doctors them to Beita. settlement in the area. Items that have been train fewer doctors. already have had an impact. recovered in attempted thefts, “I see no basis for cutting “Many college students are found on campus and aban back on the number of new looking on medicine as an un ND AVE APTS. doned are included, tie added. physicians,” said Dr. William promising career, in part be Clothes, eyeglasses and Schwartz of Tufts Medical cause they are being told that SPECIAL SUMMER RATES AVAILABLE books are donated to local mis School. “I think we are likely there is going to be a huge sions, according to Rakow. to be in rough balance and physician surplus,” also renting for Fall While most items are held for as much as six to nine months, ZUIDER ZEE RECORDS legally security only has to hold 2 Bedrooms completely furnished them for sixty days. If the ar ticles go unclaimed, they are YOUR JAZZ AND NEW AGE LP SOURCE then stored by security until the Send 39 Cents In Postage For FREE Catalog CALL 234-6647 next auction. P.O. Box 128 Protected by Pinkerton Security Agency Occaisionally a student will Rensselaer. New York 12144 claim one of the auction items nz . .77 ...... as their own, said Rakow. In those cases the person usually SENIORS! SENIORS! SENIORS! hasn’t reported the theft or loss | : and if he substantiates his [Thinking about taking a year off before Law School? I claim with the time and place that corresponds with police Medical School? records, the article will be or Graduate School? returned to its owner. o 'V Proceeds made from the auc A Chicago Litigation Firm is looking for a person, for j tions range from $300 to $900, and go to the University Stepan LegakMedical Internship. We will be conducting depository, according to April 11 - 14 {interviews on the following date: Rakow. “It (the auctions) seems the APRIL 11, 1988 at SMC, fairest way (to get rid of un claimed property); everybody APRIL 12, 1988 at ND gets a shot at it,” Rakow said. is more convenient, you may write to: Opening Address Terrence M. Johnson, Esq. American given by S o u th Bend's The Monadnock Building Red Cross Mayor 0(o)(o 53 West Jackson Boulevard Joe Kernan +Be a volunteer. Chicago, Illinois 60604 (312) 922-4022 Thursday, April 7, 1988 The Observer Page 7 Security Beat Delegates attend candidates’ debate for mock convention By RICHARD tional studies, were the relationship would your adm in Thursday, March 31 8:00 p.m. A Security Officer on THORNBURGH panelists and Steve Claeys istration seek to establish with 1:19 a.m. A Howard Hall resident routine patrol discovered that a Planner moderated the debate. the Soviet Union?", and “What reported that her luggage was stolen Hall resident's car had been vandalized. News Staff from the hallway outside her room This incident occurred in the D2 lot Each candidate was given would your attitude be towards sometime during the afternoon on sometime between 4 p.m. on March As part of the Mock National two minutes to answer the the current governments in M arch .10. H er loss is $ 3 0 0 . 29 and 8 p.m. on March 31. Loss is Convention, students represen panelists’ questions and the Nicaragua and El Salvador?” 3:30 a.m. A Farley Hall resident valued at $100. ting the Democratic presiden first candidate to respond was The candidates prepared for reported that someone threw a rock 11:59 p.m. Security assisted the tial candidates met Wednesday allowed a rebuttal after the through her window at about 2:45 a.m. Notre Dame Fire Department in the questions by contacting night in the Hesburgh Library others had addressed the issue. No one was injured. responding to a fire alarm at St. Ed's their campaign headquarters auditorium to debate foreign Claeys said this format at 7:30 a.m. A University employee Hall. It was a false alarm. and reading the relevant posi reported that his car struck a deer on policy issues. tempted to model the debate tion papers. Bettencourt and Grape Road. Damage estimates are Student delegates listened as after the actual presidential Smith are campaign volun u n k n o w n . Friday, April 1 the students debated their can debates of last fall. teers for Dukakis and Simon as 12:44 p.m. A resident of Planner 10:00 a.m. Three student vehicles didates’ positions on Soviet re The purpose of the debate Hall reported that cash was stolen parked in Green Field were reported well. lations, Latin American rela was to “raise an awareness of from his room sometime between 4:30 vandalized sometime between 9:30 tions, and U.S defense policy. the real convention and the ac and 10 p.m. on March 30. His loss is p.m. on March 31 and 8:30 a.m. on Next week, over 600 student $70. A pril I. Representing the democrats tual issues of the 1988 campaign delegates will meet Monday 5:00 p.m. A Sorin Hall resident were Bill Smith as Paul Simon, among students and to be a through Thursday at Stepan 11:45 p.m. A Carroll Hall resident reported that his car had been broken Erich Straub as Jesse Jackson. source of information for the Center for the Mock National reported that his car was broken into into sometime between 4:45 p.m. on Mary LaSata as A1 Gore, and democratic delegates to next Convention. while parked in the D6 lot. The March 31 and 5 p.m. on April I. Mark Bettencourt as Mike week’s mock convention,” said incident occurred between 8 p.m. on 10:00 p.m. A Holy Cross priest Dukakis. Prof. John Gilligan, Claeys. March 29 and 11 p.m. on March 30. reported the theft of several floral Each party will select their His loss is estimated arrangements from the dock entrance of director of the Institute for In Questions for the candidates nominee in the same manner at $365. Corby Hall sometime between 8:30 ternational Peace Studies, and included, “ Do you favor a comas the Democratic and Repub 1:30 p.m. A Sorin Hall resident and 9:30 p.m. Loss is estimated at Prof. King Pfeiffer, professor prehensive test ban treaty with lican National Conventions this reported that his car was vandalized $225. of government and interna the Soviets?”, “What kind of sum m er. while parked in the Dl lot between 4 p.m. on March 30 and 1 p.m. on Saturday, April 2 March 31. Damage estimates are not 4:00 p.m. Two South Bend youths know n. were issued citations for illegally consuming alcohol in the Cedar Grove 1:30 p.m. Notre Dame Security C em etery. responded to a minor traffic accident at the Main Circle. No one was injured. 1:00 p.m. A resident of Planner Hall Sunday, April 3 reported that his radar detector was 3:29 a.m. A Pasquerilla West resident stolen from his vehicle while it was reported the theft of a cassette tape parked in the D2 lot. The incident from her room around 1:40 a.m. This occurcd sometime between 9:20 p.m. tape was later recovered and relumed to on March 27 and 12:13 p.m. on March its o w n er. 31. His loss is estimated, at $295. 5:30 p.m. A Quebec, Canada resident 2:35 p.m. An O'Hara Grace resident reported the theft of a gold ring and reported that her car was vandalized bracelet from her purse sometime while it was parked in the Bl lot between noon and 5 p.m. in the sometime between 8:50 a.m. and 2:25 vacinity of Rolfs Aquatic Center and p.m. Damage is estimated at $100. the JACC fieldhouse. 4:03 p.m. A resident of Grace Hall Monday, April 4 reported the theft of four hubcaps from 12:20 a.m. A Farley Hall resident his car while il was parked in the D2 reported the loss of her ID case and lot sometime between March 27 and contents in Planner Hall sometime in M arch 31. the evening hours. 3:33 p.m. A Walsh Hall resident reported the loss of her watch while she 10:10 p.m. A Holy Cross Hall was walking on the South Quad at resident reported the loss of his wallet about 2 p.m. and contents in the vacinity of Grace Hall sometime on March 31. 10:34 p.m.An Off-Campus student 11:03 p.m. A resident of Keenan Hall reported the loss of his wallet on the reported the theft of three keys on a Stepan Basketball Courts around 8:30 ring from the lock on his door p .m . sometime around 10:45 p.m. A grass-roots movement The Observer / Patrick Kusek Freshman Chris Weldon stands on a fallen tree out Messina. The tree was downed Wednesday in bad “But if we show apathy by side Grace Hall with friends Dan Soller and Chris weather but it looks like things have blown over. not responding to the reports,” Reports he added, “the administration would have no choice but to investigation. St. Joseph County prosecutor, continued from page 1 decide on their own.” After serving six months in who united the investigative ef ately this will probably run into Paese said that hall meetings Threats Monroe County Jail, Jackleyforts of Notre Dame Security An Tostal," he said. probably would take place one continued from page 1 will serve an additional six and Monroe County. week to ten days after the “In other calls, they called months under house arrest, “Given the nature of the reports have been distributed not the student but the stu Rakow said. crime, I think (the decision to to the student body. dent’s parents or the boyfriend The judge also ruled that limit Jackley’s use of the American The task force reports were of the student” and said that Jackley not be allowed to own phone) was within the court’s distributed Wednesday to all the student was being held, or use a phone except for work perogative," Barnes said. + Red Cross students and staff, according to Johnson said. purposes. Jackley will be Dick Conklin, director of Uni Johnson said Security noticed forced to serve the remaining Be a volunteer. versity relations. a sim ilarity among some of the year of his original two year cases. “Four of the students sentence if he fails to comply Race had come in on the same flight with this and other conditions, continued from page 1 or the sam e night” at Michiana said Rakow. met privately with Sen. Bob For people Regional Airport,” he said. Dole, once his strongest rival. Jackley, who worked at the “You forfeit certain rights Bush said he envisioned a airport at the time, cam e under when you plead guilty to arole for Dole in the general who have to suspicion in the course of the felony,” said Michael Barnes, election in which the Kansan would work “as much as he possibly has time to give. 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N Y 288-5717 1 0 0 1 6 Viewpoint| Thursday, April ; Best theological route is orthodox There does not exist the engineer who extended, and never reversed. the Church will never accept represents perimentation? The world is becoming would come before a technical audience In light of this “Second Law,” it lost time. The yield of theological re more and more polluted due to a dis and profess to have discovered a per would appear that Catholic theologians search is lessened. regard for the consequences of tech petual motion machine; after doing so who expend energy trying to justify or Additionally, the inconsistency and nological production. Through tech he would be roundly laughed out of the allow actions such as artificial birth division within the Church that Catholic nological advance, enough food for the room. A well-known natural law, the control, homosexuality, remarriage perpetual motion thinkers belie are not entire world is currently being second law of thermodynamics, states after divorce, euthanasia and abortion the marks of a leader institution. Thus produced, but populations starve be that “the total amount of useful energy are seeking the theological equivalent an inefficient and embattled institution cause an unconcerned majority is not in the universe is always decreasing,” of perpetual motion. How is it that a of research is left far behind the ex distributing these resources equitably. and this is the classical proof against Catholic theologian can spend his time tremely fast pace of technological ad How can the pace and impact of perpetual motion machines. working in areas such as these? And vance. If theology is itself uncon theological research be improved? The how is it that the pool of theological strained and not in a leader’s position, most efficacious approach to theologi John R. Regalbuto perpetual motion believers is large science also remains to a large extent cal research must be the orthodox ap enough to perpetuate itself? unconstrained and unguided and is free proach: true large-scale advances in First of all, it must be that theology to create atrocities. any research field always arise from guest column is such a difficult field. Scientists and At present, the lag of theological re efforts concentrated in their attention engineers have mathematical models search behind technological advance is to governing laws. Works in orthodox Scientists and engineers use this con which work well enough when applied much in evidence. Increasing dis directions are the only efforts which straint to save much time and effort in to natural objects or processes, and respect for life is seen from increased can control technology, and the present their research by discounting a priori these are quite amenable to tractable suicide, violent crime, abortion and day need for this control is tragic in those processes which simply cannot proof. It goes without saying, however, divorce rates. Aren’t these linked to proportion. work. Furthermore, by paying close at that these models don’t work so well technological advances in artificial D r. John R. Regalbuto is a 1986 Notre tention to this law great advances can when trying to describe the super birth control, abortion, surrogate mot Dame graduate and is currently a pro be made. Such is the case for the recent natural, the Infinite. In its subtlety, the herhood, in-vitro fertilization, eut fessor of chemical engineering at the advances in superconductor technolo ology must be a more complex field of hanasia and human genetic or fetal ex University of Illinois at Chicago. gy; this process still obeys the second study than science or engineering. law, but the dissipation of useful energy Within this complexity, can’t one easily has been made extremely small. Laws lose sight of orthodxy? Can’t one even of nature such as this both constrain find the room to build a self consistent and guide scientific research, and thus rationale somehow circumventing P.O. Box Q the advance of technology is made Church doctrine? more efficient. Why then do not theologians welcome If scientists and engineers can benefit the guidance of the “Laws of Theol Jackson demeans a mainstream candidate capable of from the great, inviolate laws of their ogy,” especially the “Second Law?” matching the intellect and expertise of fields of research, why cannot Catholic Why instead this great cry for complete Democratic Party George Bush. theologians benefit from the great, in academic freedom, so often in defense William J. Sammon violate laws of the Church? Whereas a of theological perpetual motion? Could Alumni Hall “First Law of Theology” would be that one plain and simple reason be art in Dear Editor: supreme magisterium is infallible, tellectual’s pride? Might another be a Jesse Jackson can now validly claim “And this is the infallibility which the lack of fortitude? So often, to uphold status as the Democratic front-runner Festival more Roman Pontiff . . . enjoys in virtue of orthodoxy in today’s society is not to after his landslide victory in the Mic his office, when, as the supreme shep be so immediately popular. Thirdly, higan caucuses. As a registered Dem than a su cess herd and teacher of all the faithful, who and to a large extent, might the moti ocrat, I am ashamed. Jesse Jackson confirms his brethren in their faith, by vation arise from some form of com does not deserve the political success Dear Editor: a definitive act he proclaims a doctrine passion? It is easily imaginable that a that he has enjoyed; he has manip By the present letter, I would like to of faith or morals” (De Ecclesia, Arti- priest hearing the agonized and sincere ulated and profited from divisive racial take this opportunity to thank and con •cle 25), the “Second Law of Theology” confession of a misformed conscience policies. Jesse Jackson is a radical. He gratulate all the people who partici would be that even ordinary magis would want to bend the rules for this claims that his victories are a victory pated in one way or another in this terium is to be accepted as tru th : “ This person. for minorities; they are not. The more year’s International Festival. The show religious submission of mind and will But what use is a theology of bent Jesse Jackson portrays himself as the was a huge success, the songs and must be shown in a special way to the rules and perpetual motion machines? bearer of minority politics, the more dances were of great quality, and authentic magisterium of the Roman It certainly doesn’t put theology in a he takes minority politics away from Washington Hall was packed with a Pontiff, even when he is not speaking position to control technological ad mainstream politics. With near very receptive and excited audience. ex cathedra. .. His mind and will in the vance. And this must be a fundamental monolithic support from the black com The standing ovation it gave the whole matter may be known either from the role of theological research, for natural munity, simply because he is black, cast at the end was in itself a great character of the documents, from his laws are not enough to control technol Jackson has made black politics reward for the countless hours that frequent repetition of the documents, ogy; science can create objects and become radicalized. What is more dis over 100 people put into the Festival. or from his manner of speaking” (De processes which are scientifically in couraging, however, is that the Demo Ecclesia, Article 25). genious but morally atrocious. cratic Party, the party of Truman and Along with this happy note came the It would be a cruel God to lead His Perpetual motion theology, however, Kennedy, may actually allow Jacksonsad realization that so m any people had Church off in the wrong direction; represents unconstrained theology. It to be a significant power broker. Re to be turned away. Due to fire regula member what he stands for: he has therefore it makes sense that those can only lend support to technologies tions, Washington Hall does not allow kissed up to international dirtbags such areas taught consistently over a long which are contrary to human dignity. standing room, and its policy is to allow as Castro, Arafat, and Quaddafi. He period of time can only be clarified and Furthermore, time spent on theories ticket people first, and then to fill the talks blandly about realigning hall with stand-bys. Hence, latecomers, America’s foreign policy away from both with and without tickets, were not Viewpoint would like to occasionally Europe. Why Jesse? Not enough non allowed in. We regret that such a sit white radicals there? The Democratic uation had to occur and we apologize highlight quotes from faculty members, Party has a great and proud tradition. to all to whom it happened. students and readers. So if you or it is embarrassing to see it squandered Once again, very warm and sincere on the leftist agenda of a rabble-rouser. thanks to everyone who helped make someone you know says something in It is bad enough that the city of Chicago the International Festival such a suc must endure Jesse on a daily basis, and cess, and thus bring much needed mul tellectually stimulating, brilliantly funny what a job of cooperation he has engen ticultural awareness to the NDkSMC dered there, but it would be inexcusable community. or clearly controversial, send the quote for the Democratic Party to force his kindergarten politics on the entire na Ramzi Bualuan to Viewpoint, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, tion. Enough of rhymes, riddles and International Festival Advisor AH. 46556.______cliches; the Democrats owe the nation M arch 30, 1988 Doonesbury Garry Trudeau NOW THAT PEACE IS HBy N0 UJE ALL W ANT THE SAME THINGS- THANKS. WOULP WHY NOT? SENOR YES, BREAKING OUT, I 7 % ^ SOCIAL A N P ECONOMIC JUSTICE YOU AUTOGRAPH WANT ME Quote of the Day HA/OC 5ERG6ANT? JUST UJANTBP TO n e c e ssa r. y IN A FREE NICARAGUA. I JUST MY CIA A9SAS- TO MAKE IT THANK YOU FOR. ALL PARTNER HOPE YOU G ET IT. ___ / SI NAT!ON MANUAL? OUTTO YOUR APA C E TO US , / ___ ANYONE? \ FREEDOM I “The capacity for reforma tion and change lies w ith in .” Preston Bradley Thursday, April 7, 1988 Viewpoint P. 0. Box Q reward then becomes only an added the United States is not always this resolution may be helping Jenny’s plus to the informer’s feeling of satis great moral influence on the global friends identify and end their own be Crimestoppers faction of having performed a service community. The Reagan administra haviors or attitudes which add to the to his community. tion’s policy in Nicaragua is one exam problem. not amoral I raise a question to Mr. Krebs: isn’t ple of this. If Jenny’s friends decide it would be an allowance parallel to that reward The tendency, as expressed in Mr. beneficial to confront her, SIT helps Dear Editor: granted by Crime Stoppers? A young Smant’s letter, is to label groups who them prepare for an intervention. SIT I am writing in response to Victor J. person may receive an allowance for oppose aid to the contras as “leftists.” teaches, helps rehearse, gives encour Krebs’ column of Mar. 28. In the article performing certain tasks, but he really This is the tunnel vision which does not agement and is available whenever he states “one of the reasons why crime performs them as a duty to his family, allow one to see the reality of the sit problems occur. Whether anything is is allowed to proliferate in any commu and to strengthen the bond with his im uation, the reality being that the done is up to Chris and Jenny’s friends. nity, and probably the reason why it is mediate family community. To further Nicaraguan people have been engaged Although SIT offers many options, allowed at Notre Dame, is the general my point, what about the volunteer pro in a civil war, in which the United States the responsibility belongs to the con apathy towards the welfare of others ” grams on campus? Some students use has been a direct participant in various cerned people. SIT focuses on clear ob I believe this is not true. The main rea these programs for the isolated purpose ways. How can human rights be present jective consequences of drinking and son crime proliferates on our campus of having something to put on their job in a country where fighting is everydaysuggests consistent ongoing ways of is the fact that most crimes go un resume. But, a majority of students existence? How can peace come about responding. For those interested, infor noticed. participate in volunteer work to help when most of the fighting is instigated mation seminars will be held on April If one has been reading the Security the less fortunate in their community, by weapons supplied by the United 12, 18, and 19 from 7 to 9 p.m. at the Beat, one would realize that a great and to place this activity on one’s States and plans drawn up by the CIA? Center for Social Concerns. All are wel amount of the crim e on our campus is resume is only an added bonus. Should While pleased that progress toward come to come. theft. These occur especially outside we then conclude that since some peace has been made in Nicaragua, I Helen Janss the racquetball courts and in the South people use the volunteer programs, do not believe that the United States Howard Hall Dining Hall. I ask this: What compel only in self interest, that we should not has lived up to its moral responsibility April 6, 1988 ling reason does a bystander have to have them at all? I think not. To sum in this area in the past several years. suspect that the coat outside the court, it up, we must look beyond the Will the Nicaragua people be able to or the bookbag in the storage area, shortcomings of Crime Stoppers and live in peace? It is not that “America Amnesty needs doesn’t actually belong to the person realize that this program will be a ben is blamed first” without reason in this he sees leaving with it? The bystander eficial and strengthening force of our situation. But, one must ask the ques support for justice would risk severe humiliation upon ac honorable Notre Dame community. tion: who is responsible for needless cusing the actual owner of theft. Molly Jason bloodshed? Power entails moral re Dear Editor: However, if Crime Stoppers was a Farley Hall sponsibility where the intellect wins If you were a political moderate and strong program on our campus, the M arch 30, 1988 over the disease called “red scare.” active labor organizer and yet were un bystander would have no second Bob Dowd justly arrested and imprisoned by your thoughts about reporting the perceived Moreau Seminary own government, to whom could you crime, and since his information is con Reagan policy M arch 30, 1988 turn? Your only hope is Amnesty Inter fidential, he would not run the risk of national. Amnesty International is a embarrassment upon false accusation. strives for peace worldwide organization dedicated to In the article, Krebs also states SIT provides help human rights which works to achieve “ ...there is something incongruous in Dear Editor: the release of Prisoners of Conscience. the suggestion that we motivate people There has been a disease in this in alcohol abuse A Prisoner of Conscience is an indi to help prevent crime in their commu country which has especially run ram vidual who is imprisoned becasue of his nity by means of monetary rewards.” pant since World War II. I am writing Dear Editor: or her beliefs, color, ethnic origin, sex, If Krebs feels that Notre Dame students about the very contagious “red scare,” A new group has formed on campus, religion or language and who has nei are only looking for a quick buck, and an intense allergic reaction to the the Student Intervention Team (SIT). ther used nor advocated violence. The morals are not involved, then how could words communism or socialism that This is an alternative source of help prisoner described in the opening sen we, as he stated in his article is Notre blinds the subject from the reality of which is both confidential and accessi tence is an actual Prisoner of Con Dame’s responsibility, possibly particular circumstances. ble to students who feel more comfort science in South Africa, Mutile Henri achieve “...the mission to set a model Mr. Smant, in his letter of Mar. 29, able approaching other students. SIT is Fazzie. Fazzie has been in a South to the rest of society, to show that moral says “...while groups such as Pax a group of concerned students qualified African prison since August of 1986 principles are the only real means of Christ! show great awareness of the to give guidance in the area of alcohol merely because of his beliefs and not combatting any sort of corruption”? dangers of United States power, they abuse. because he committed any crime. Krebs places too great an emphasis on do not realize this power can be put to SIT members have been trained to Amnesty International of NDSMC is the reward a person would receive, and good use.” This simply is not the case, conduct an “informal intervention” specifically working for Fazzie’s neglects what I feel to be the most im and it is an attempt to oversimplify the This is a process that allows members release. By running letter-writing cam portant characteristic of the program- position of those who oppose contra aid. of the Notre Dame community to help paigns and keeping the world informed -confidentiality. The informer would run There is an advantage to being a global a friend who has an alcohol problem. about unjust activities, Amnesty Inter no risk of being condemned by his peers power, which requires a great degree SIT members also provide information, national seeks to create political pres for his high moral standards. The of moral responsibility. Sadly enough, literature or referrals to students with sure which can lead to the release of questions related to alcohol. Prisoners of Conscience. AI also works SIT works in the following way: Chris to ensure that all prisoners receive a is anxious about his girlfriend Jenny’s fair and prompt trial and to put an end drinking. He calls SIT and leaves a to torture and executions worldwide. message on the answering machine, Today (April 7) at 5 p.m. there will giving a number and a time when he be a demonstration on the fieldhouse can be reached. A SIT member returns mall to bring attention to the unfair his call to set up a time when Chris can treatment which political prisoners are talk about his concerns. receiving throughout the world. In ad Help is not solely directed at Jenny dition, at 8 p.m. tonight there will be a but also at her friends. SIT does not special letter-writing and information plan to be in contact with Jenny and event held in the Notre Dame Room of makes no assumptions about her drink LaFortune Student Center. Please ing. If Chris is simply seeking informa come by to learn a little more about tion, SIT can provide this. SIT offers human rights issues and to write a let any help or guidance he may need, pos ter so that we can get Mr. Fazzie sibly referring him to a more appropri released from prison. ate source of help. John J. Farley If Jenny’s drinking is presenting Amnesty International problems either for Chris, Jenny or April 3, 1988 other close friends, the SIT model can be useful. After the problem has been formulated, SIT helps Chris decide who The Observer welcomes your should be involved. Chris and other con letters and columns. Please mms&hmS cerned friends close to Jenny, maybe address them to The Observer, fesmtwuSE. even her rector or a professor can be PO Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556. active in the process. An adequate Editorial Board Operations Board Editor-In-Chief...... Chris Murphy Business M anager John Oxnder P.O. Box 0, Notre Dame, IN 46556(219)239-5303 Managing Editor...... Chris Donnelly Advertising Design Manager Mo#y KWen News Editor...... 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Michael Moran is available to all members ol the school community, and the tree expression ol varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged p age 10 Accent Thursday, April 7, 1988 Alumni Association Director The making Lennon extends involvement of Photopoll HEIDI SCHLUMPE "Our whole philosophy is that sity," Lennon said. The Associ Compiled by accent writer you don't wait until you ation also has various fund Cara Anthony and Christine Walsh graduate to become involved in raising projects to raise money Photos by Zoltan dry the Alumni Association. From for it's many programs, such On Thursdays, The Observer usually runs Photopoll in this 1 have enthusiasm," reads the time you get accepted, as the Rockne stamp. space. But this week, we thought we'd write a guest column the back of the business cards you're indoctrinated to become A graduate of Notre Dame instead. Photopoll is a compiling of interviews and photos that Charles Lennon has sitting a member of the Alumni Asso himself, Lennon is a native of of typical (and not so typical) Domers on topics of interest on his desk. This quotation by ciation." Joliet, III., where he attended to other Domers. In our endless efforts to make Photopoll Henry Ford perfectly describes The Association doesn't em Catholic schools as a child. interesting, informative, and ready before the deadline, the Lennon s personal philosophy. phasize athletics because that After graduating from high column has almost assumed a life of its own. As the executive director of support is already strong. Con school, he entered a Carmelite “I'm Cara." the University of Notre Dame tinuing education is a priority. seminary at Niagara Falls in "I'm Mike." Alumni Association, as well as According to Lennon, “Notre Canada, but left during his "I'm Christine Walters, and this is Photopoll." the president of South Bend's Dame is in the forefront of novitiate of his second year. It's 4:05 Monday morning. The birds aren't even up yet- and School Board, a volunteer for alumni continuing education Instead, he decided to follow in neither are we. You must be crazy if you think we start working several community organiza programs." These programs his father's footsteps and at this early. Sometime Monday afternoon, Cara calls Mike and tions, a husband, and father of include the Hesburgh lecture tend Notre Dame. Christine and they agree on a time to meet. It's now 4:30 five children, Lennon's enthusi series, Universal Notre Dame Lennon has used his degrees the next day, and Christine and Cara have been waiting for asm must be an asset. night, and others. in biology and education, as 15 minutes at the Observer office for Mike to show up. He "I've got the greatest job in As alumni director, Lennon is well as his masters in guidance finally walks in, griping about Spanish class. He apologizes the world," said Lennon, refer often asked why alumni wear and counseling, to the benefit for being late (again), and asks whether Chris and Cara are ring to his position as execu plaid pants. He doesn't mind of the South Bend community. ready to go. Little d oes he know that Chris and Cara still tive director of the Alumni As the question. It's publicity. He has served as executive haven't thought of a question (again). sociation since December, "That's OK. They're talking director o f the Mental Health So, for the next half hour, they sit around shooting down 1981. He oversees the pro about us, even if we re the Association of St. Joseph each others ideas. Finally they settle on the least lame one, grams and projects for the brunt of jokes. People are County, the Model Cities-Model and move to the lower level of LaFortune to stalk their prey. 80,000 alumni and 214 alumni talking about us." Lennon said. Neighborhood Program, the We've com e to the conclusion that this cam pus is full of clubs. Unlike at most universities, Community Development photo-phobic individuals who don't know anything about Lennon is proud of Notre Notre Dame alumni do not Agency, the Department of anything unless we kick and scream to evoke som e kind (any Dame's Alumni Association. have to pay to be members of Redevelopment, and as director kind) of response from them. We've even gon e so far as to "We have the largest club struc the Alumni Association. "We're of the Housing Allowance Of interview each other for the column. (Just kidding- but we've ture In the world," he said. totally funded by the Univer- fice. been tempted.) However, occasionally we do turn up a few gems. Here are a couple of our favorites, which were originally edited out. “I think coed dorms are a great idea. You'll be living with Changes characterize women the rest of your life, you might as well start living with them now." "On Junior Parents' Weekend, they should give us every op success of ‘Dallas’ portunity to get away from the juniors and their parents. The last thing we need around here is a bunch of people running around in plaid pants." Condoms can be made available to college students on spring break, but they should not be pushed on anybody. People should have a choice." After each interview, Mike coerces, jokes, and threatens the victim to smile for the camera, and the job is done, right? Wrong! Now com es the hard part: editing. Christine and Cara sit down with the tape recorder and notebook and go through each quote, and try to write down what people seemed to want to say. Most quotes have to be cleaned up quite a bit. Here is a perfect example: “Y'know, I don't think it's real cool, that, um, Reagan's coming to talk about a stamp. There's alot of stuff that's important to college students that he could talk about." This quote came out: “I think it's unfortunate that President Reagan will not be addressing issues that concern college students today." A typical quote takes almost ten minutes to edit. Why should it take so long to put 90 seconds of conversation into four or five sentences? Because Cara and Christine cannot agree on anything. They sit at the computer and argue: "That's not what he meant! Where did you get that idea from?" "The quote m akes no sen se if you write it that way." "Let's listen to that quote a g a in ." The cast as It appeared ten years ago. "Okay, you win, you were right, I was wrong. Write whatever you want. I don't care. You know more than I do about every JOE BUCOLO episodes, it was apparent that many characters come and go. thing anyway." accent writer J R. Ewing (Larry Hagman) At the end of the '85-'86 Somehow, though, the quotes get done, the photos are would emerge at the helm of season, for example, Patrick developed, and by 10 or 11 Wednesday night, another en years ago last Friday the show. J R. quickly became Duffy's character of Bobby Photopoll is ready for printing. With all the problems that Tboth a family and a show one of television's most intrigu Ewing died; however, a year come up every week, it's a wonder that we get the thing done were born. By the time the ing and memorable characters. later Duffy decided to return in at all. world fam ous "Who shot J.R.?" "Dallas" also began what has an attempt to correct the question was answered, the become a staple for the show's sagging ratings. The family had become an integral nighttime soaps: the cliff- end result was the '86-'87 clif- part of the lives of people hanger, a way to keep viewers fhanger, when Pamela woke up around the world. They are the in suspense during the sum from a long sleep (nine months Ewings, and "Dallas" is their mer hiatus. While the fate of actually), and viewers dis story. Sue Ellen Ewing's (Linda Gray) covered that Bobby was alive; Looking back, viewers can child after being involved in a he died only in Pam's dream. see many changes that have car crash was the first "Dallas" While "Dallas" no longer taken place during the 10-year cliffhanger, it was the famed holds the number one position run of the hottest CBS show, “Who shot J.R.?" incident that am ong television shows, it still which airs Fridays at 9 p.m. put "Dallas " on the television maintains a huge viewing audi Pamela Barnes Ewing (Victoria map and kept the world guess ence. What m akes "Dallas" so Principal, who left the show at ing all sum m er long. Ever special? Those involved with the beginning of this season), since, the cliffhanger has pro the show suggest that the for example, was supposed to vided kidnappings, show's intense emphasis on be the central figure on "Dal earthquakes, and even mas family appeals to its audience. las" around whom the show's sacres in an attempt to keep Whatever the reason, "Dallas" action was supposed to viewers interested. is sure to keep up its tradition revolve; however, after a few The cast of “Dallas" has seen of great viewing entertainment. . . .and the current cast of "Dallas' Thursday, April 7, 1988 The Observer page 11 Sports Briefs Driesell returns to coaching Former Maryland mentor signs with James Madison Women's Bookstore Basketball will holdacaptains’ meeting tonight at 7 p.m. in Montgomery Theater at Associated Press ketball seasons was their best a year and the James Madison LaFortune. For more information, call Barbara at 284- candidate, despite the 1986 Bias Foundation will pay him 5073. -The Observer HARRISONBURG, Va. - affair. $10,000 a year as an annuity Lefty Driesell, who resigned “ We certainly were aw are of toward his retirement. He will The ND Water Polo club will hold a mandatory as Maryland’s basketball co it,” Ehlers said. “I think also be able to operate a bas meeting for all club members tonight with practice to ach in the aftermath of the everybody in America was ketball camp. follow at the Rolfs Aquatic Center at 7:00. Any questions cocaine-induced death of Len aware of it. I personally don’t Driesell would not comment should be directed to Tom Cashman at 234-6727. -The Ob Bias, was named basketball co think that was the coach’s on reports Maryland will make server ach at James Madison Wednes responsibilty. A coach can only up the difference between his day. provide guidance. You can’t be new salary and the $150,000 a “I don’t have anything to T hew om en’srugbyteamwillhaveanorganizational with them 24 hours a day.” year he would receive in each meeting tonight at 7 p.m. in the middle room of Farley prove to anybody,” Driesell Driesell said he missed of the seven years remaining Hall. Questions should be directed to Lauren at x3560 or told a news conference coaching even though he en in his 10-year contract. Kathy at x4067. Anyone interested in helping coach the punctuated by loud cheers joyed doing color commentary team who has playing or coaching experience also should from several hundred students. on televised basketball games. Driesell becomes the fifth call Lauren at x3560 or Kathy at x4067. -The Observer “I’m a basketball coach. I’ve “ I think I’ve got 10 or 15 years full time coach at the Division won games, and I’ve won them left to coach,” said Driesell, 56. I school since it began its m en’s Irish Spring Runs are scheduled for Saturday, within the NCAA rules.” Jam es Madison was 10-18 last basketball program in 1969. April 16, at 11 a.m. Participants can pay a $4 registration Athletic Director Dean Eh- season, 5-9 in the Colonial Ath fee at the NVA office or can pay $5 the day of the event. lers and James Madison presi letic Association. He won 524 games in nine dent Ronald Carrier said they Carrier said Driesell’s five- years at Davidson and 17 years believe the veteran of 26 bas year contract is worth $65,000 at Maryland.______ The O ti iwii Notre Dame office, located on the third Moor of LaFortune Stu dent Center, accepts classified advertising from 10 a_m until 4 p.m., Monday through Friday.The Ohaemar Saint Mary's office, located on the third floor of Haggar Collge Center, accepts classifieds from 12:30 p.m until 3 p.m., Monday through Friday. 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IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!! for details. page 12 The Observer Thursday, April 7, 1988 Women’s tennis falls to NU Falcons sign Bruce By FRANK PASTOR “We played an excellent Soyoung Lee 6-2,4-6,6-1 in the Sports Writer match, ” said Gelfman. “We number-four position, fifth- Associated Press worst record in the league did an excellent job at pushing seeded Natalie Illig fell to last year at 3-12, decided The Notre Dame women’s them (Northwestern) to their SUWANEE, Ga. - The At M arch 30 to select the 6-foot- tennis team dropped its match limit. However, I was disap Wendy Nelson 6-0,6-4, and lanta Falcons, who have the 5, 231-pound Bruce. Atlanta to Nortwestern 6-3 in the Eck pointed with individual points Cathy Bradshaw dropped her No. 1 selection in the April had also contemplated Tennis Pavilion on Wednesday of the game, of being up in a match to Cindy Galloway 6-1,6- 24 NFL draft, on Wednesday taking Heisman Trophy win afternoon. set and not being able to close 3 at number-six. announced the signing of ner Tim Brown, a wide Inclement weather forced it out.” Notre Dame also picked up a Auburn linebacker Aundray receiver from Notre Dame, the Irish to play (8-13) indoors, The Irish won only two of victory in doubles competition, Bruce to a five-year con or Nebraska defensive end where they were defeated by their six singles matches, gar as the tandem of Cahill and tract. Neil Smith. the Wildcats (3-12). The m atch nering victories at the number- Dasso defeated Schuschel and Term s of the deal were not was originally scheduled to be one and number three posi Willey 6-3,6-1 in the top posi disclosed, but Bruce’s agent, Bruce, an All- played outside on Courtneytions. Top-seeded CeCe Cahill tion. Richard Woods, said he was Southeastern Conference se Courts. defeated Christina Schuschel 6- “satisfied with the con lection as a senior, had 81 Notre Dame, has never 3,7-6 (7-3) and third seeded Lohrer and Illig lost to the tra c t.” tackles, eight sacks and beaten Northwestern in eight Alice Lohrer put away Kristen team of Staples and Tonya The contract was believed three interceptions last attempts. Nonetheless, Irish Willey 6-4,0-6,6-3. Evans 6 3,6-3 at number-two to be for more than $3.5 mil season in helping the SEC coach Michele Gelfman In other singles action, Mic doubles, while third-seeded lion, including a signing champion Tigers gain a believes that the team per- helle Dasso lost to Julie Staples Pacella and Bradshaw were bonus of about $1 million. Sugar Bowl berth against fomed well for the most part 6-3,6-1 at number-two, Kim outscored by Galloway and Lee The Falcons, who had the Syracuse. on Wednesday. Pacella was defeated by 6-2,5-7,7-6(73). Baseball roundup Toronto, Bell alarm Royals Associated Press Cubs 3, Braves 0 games, a two-run shot in a three-run first inning, leading KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Rookie ATLANTA- Greg Maddux the Houston Astros to a 5-1 vic catcher Pat Borders had three pitched a three-hitter and Dave tory over San Diego Wednes hits and drove in five runs in Martinez’s RBI single broke a day. his first major-league game, scoreless game in the seventh and George Bell went 5-for 5 inning Wednesday as the Phils 6, Pirates 5 and scored three times as the Chicago Cubs beat the Atlanta PHILADELPHIA - Juan Toronto Blue Jays beat the Braves 3-0. Samuel doubled with two outs Kansas City Royals 11-4 Wed in the 14th inning and scored nesday night. Red Sox 6, Tigers 5 on Milt Thompson’s single Borders tripled two runs Wednesday night, giving the home in his first career at-bat BOSTON- Brady Anderson Philadelphia Phillies a 6-5 vic in a four-run first inning. He scored the tie-breaking run on tory over the Pittsburgh singled with the bases loaded a bases loaded passed ball by Pirates. in the third inning to drive in Detroit catcher Mike Heath as two more off Royals starter the Boston Red Sox rallied for Angels 4, Chisox 2 Charlie Leibrandt, who gave up four runs in the eighth inning six runs and lasted just three for a 6-5 victory Wednesday CHICAGO- Bill Buckner’s innings. over the Tigers. tie breaking two-run pinch Borders had another run- single in the top of the 10th in scoring single in the fifth off Mariners 6, A s 5 ning gave the California Angels Ted Power. a 4-2 victory over the Chicago Bell, who hit three home runs OAKLAND, Calif.- Ken White Sox on Wednesday night. in Monday’s opener as Phelps broke a 5-5 tie in the: Toronto’s designated hitter sixth inning with a sacrifice fly," played left field after Lloyd and the Seattle Mariners beat) A llie d AH HhOtO Moseby was a late scratch be the Oakland Athletics 6-5 Wed- & Just as Calgary’s Hakan Loob has a hold on Dave Taylor of the cause of a sore hip. nesday for their first victory of Los Angeles Kings In this regular season game, the Flames throttled Bell’s three singles and two the season. Shipping I the Kings 9-2 in Wednesday’s Stanley Cup playoff action. Other doubles gave him eight hits in ’Let us pack and ship your) winners Wednesday Included Philadelphia, the New York Islanders, nine at-bats this season. He Tribe 5, Texas 1 (electronic equipment,) Montreal, Boston, Toronto, St. Louis and Edmonton. also drove in his fifth run. Winning pitcher Mike ARLINGTON, Texas- Left- E tere°' etc direct to you,, conditions, the Bookstore Bas Flanagan allowed two runs, hander Greg Swindell, making) home by UPS - Emery. | ketball Committee seemed to which both came in the first in his first appearance since last 1 ? 7 Q _ J ~ 7 " 7 -"7 7 i Shot have everything under control.ning, and six hits in six innings. June, pitched a seven-hitter' ^ ^ ^ ' /UJU I continued from page 16 The only problem was filling and Joe Carter drove in two) Hours: 9-6 Mon-Fri ) a runaway for the Uecker out score sheets. The rain ren Yankees 5, Twins 3 team , possibly because We’ll dered all attempts at writing S The%eCxlaT K g£si™ lUniversityCommons) do a Shot... did just that after useless, forcing the Bookstore NEW YORK- Rickey Hen Wednesday night. ) SR 2 3 & Hickory ) each hoop, sprinting to the staff to make do without derson’s tie-breaking two-run Astros 5, Padres 1 ) Western Union j sidelines for some yet-to-be- knowing what players scored double in the seventh inning determined beverage intake. what points, and in some cases helped the New York Yankees HOUSTON- Glenn Davis hit) Available ) That seemed to slow the team without knowing the final to a 5-3 victory Wednesday overhis second home run in as many — — — — — — — — a bit down the stretch. scores. the Minnesota Twins. Joining these once-in-a- Saint Mary's College invites you to attend lifetime stars in the round of nSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, a one-day seminar (10 am-3pm) on 256 were several seeded teams. The Adworks’ All-Stars, WHAT'S RIGHT romped on Yeah Boy!! 21-9. The All-Stars, who were ex pected to have Irish center WITH Gary Voce on their team, will THE CATHOLIC CHURCH? not and instead have varsity Summer Sessions football player Ricky Watters. Last year’s Mr. Bookstore at On April 9, 1988 John Buscher scored 6 for the All-stars and Matt Dingens with added 5. Indiana University at South Bend Sister Margaret Brennan, I.H.M. The Kinkoids, who played last year as 4 Fags and a Professor of Pastoral Theology, Regis College, Toronto Zhambie, moved closer to their May 16 - June 27 and Final 16 seeding by beating The Most Reverend Cocky Frosh 21-11. Another July 5 - August 15 seeded team, Minahoonies, put Rembert G. Weakland, O.S.B. away the Bad Company 21-10. Archbishop of Milwaukee The Bad Co. was sorely out For your copy of the schedule matched on the boards, as the Minahoonies front line of foot call 237-4455 at Carrol Hall Auditorium, Madeleva Hall ball stars Tom Gorman, Tom IUSB Admissions Office Telephone: 219-284-4636 Byrne and Pete Graham skied above the opposition time and 1700 Mishawaka Avenue . CENTER LOR SPIRITUAIITY again. r^SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSfeSSSfeSSSSSSSSSSSSg) SAINT MARY'S COIJJiGl- Despite the horrible weather Thursday, April 7, 1988 The Observer ______page 13 formance from the Twinkles Cards A ’s unless someone steps forward continued from page 16 continued from page 16 to back up Frank Viola and the which, the Cards have an ex- season) and Mark McGwire (49 aging, oft mediocre Bert one in Bob Horner, who hit HR), and Oakland’s Terry Blyleven on the mound. home runs in Atlanta (and Steinbach (16 HR,.284) could be Sure, they get hitting from Japan) but won’t in cozy little the best catcher in the AL after Kent Hrbek, Gary Gaetti, Busch Stadium. only one season. Kirby Puckett and Co., but they The Cardinal brass obviously Welch shores up a question did it with mirrors last year, did not want to win big again able pitching staff which fea folks. No higher than third in 1988, as evidenced by the ef tures 20-game winner Dave without more pitching and an fort they put into re-signing last Stewart and little else. occasional win on the road. The year’s answer to a savior, Jack However, that should be Homerdome will be slightly Clark. The Yankees, in that enough to hold off the con less intimidating this time other league, have Clark’s 35 tenders. around. home run and 106 RBI poten Close behind will be the pow From there, things take a tial. The Cards have a man erful Texas Rangers, whose nosedive. The Kansas City coming off a season with the let’s-try to-outscore-’em phi Royals may be in it for a while, Yakult Swallows. To repeat, St. losophy may finally pay off thisand Bo Jackson (22 HR) will Louis won’t. year if it can find some make things controversial, if The Montreal Expos seem semblance of a pitching rota not terribly productive. But like a logical choice, but tion. The Rangers’ outfield outside of Danny Tartabull (34 Montreal is in Canada, and could be the most dangerous in HR, 101 RBI, .309) and All-Star even the Canadians don’t root the division, with Larry Par Kevin Seitzer (.323), the Royals for the Expos. Montreal rish (32 HR), Ruben Sierra (30 are in pretty dire straits. couldn’t win with the two best HR) and Pete Incaviglia (27 outfielders in the league HR) returning for their third The California Angels have (Andre Dawson and Tim year together. Pete O’Brien (23 descended to earth rapidly Raines), so how can the Expos HR, 88 RBI, .286) is solid at first since being one strike away be expected to win with only base for the Rangers. But from the pennant in ‘86, and, one? Texas needs all kinds of pitch barring an incredible pitching Raines is the best player in ing help to back up amazing revival (say, from Mike Witt baseball, but the Expos don’t knuckler Charlie Hough (19- and Kirk McCaskill) and con have the lineup to back him up, 13). Leading candidates Jose tributions from a geriatric although Andres Galarraga is Guzman (14-14, 4.67) and starting lineup, they’ll stay AP Photo Los Angeles manager Tommy Lasorda Is asking Santa Claus for probably the best player you’ve Bobby Witt (8-10, 4.91) will there. never heard of. But Montreal have to pick up the slack and The Seattle Mariners and two gifts: a white Christmas and a Dodger blue October. is not exactly a media hotbed. the staff will have to allow Chicago White Sox will battle The bullpen is strong, the fewer than last year’s league- for the basement. I challenge sion champions found the starters are questionable, the leading 760 walks in order to anyone to name 10 Mariners, leadoff hitter they were looking Expos are destined to watch keep up with the A’s. but anonymous Seattle some Dodgers for when they acquired the playoffs from their You can’t write off the World centerfielder Brett Butler. how seems to avoid last place. continued from page 16 arm chairs. Champion (I can’t help but That leaves Chicago, which has In fact, the Giants probably This is a rebuilding year for snicker) Minnesota Twins, es a decent nucleus, but expect a have the most overall talent in the Pittsburgh Pirates. (Every pecially with their patented lengthy wait for it to gel. But in return, the Dodgers the division with hitters like dome-field advantage. But I Harold Baines can’t keep the received several impact Will Clark, Jeffrey Leonard and see PIRATES, page 14 players. Reliever Jesse Orosco Candy Maldonado in the lineup, wouldn’t bet on a repeat per- Sox afloat forever. comes from the New York a balanced starting rotation from resembling 1987 in run the team did in the last week Mets, and he will work in the that stars Dave Dravecky and production. of 1987. bullpen with former Oakland Rick Reuschel, and a solid bul Yanks Even Steinbrenner and Mar The Detroit Tigers’ starting closer Jay Howell. Orosco and lpen with Don Robinson and continued from page 16 tin might have to smile in 1988. rotation of Jack Morris, Doyle Howell had as many saves last Craig Lefferts. Alexander, Frank Tanana and season as the entire Dodger It’s a team that looks like an Yankee regulars, if they can The Toronto Blue Jays, after Walt Terrell is a good one. If team, and will try not to add obvious favorite, but I’m still a survive their owner’s heat and blowing a 3 1/2 game lead in the Willie Hernandez can find their names to a list of poor LA little leery about this bunch. their manager’s daily antics, final week of last season, could some of his old magic and a relievers since the ill-fated The Dodgers will be just a little have the talent to bring the find themselves in the hunt crop of young players can take Steve Howe era (Ken Howell, hungrier, and that will be American League East title again this year. up the slack left in the lineup Tom Niedenfeur, Don Stan- enough to have the Giants hum back to the Big Apple. The heart of the Jays’ lineup by the trade of Kirk Gibson, the house, Ed Vande Berg, etc.). ming the blues this year. Slugger Jack Clark adds is one of the best around, with Bengals could make a run. The Dodgers also acquired Does anybody remember the more power to a lineup with Lloyd Moseby, Jesse Barfield A lot of people are picking former Oakland shortstop Cincinnati Reds? Just about a much more punch than anyth and George Bell leading the the Boston Red Sox to win it Alfredo Griffin. year ago, centerfielder Eric ing that will ever come out of way. Fred McGriff and Cecil all. Lee Smith in the bullpen Coming from the free-agent Davis was off to a phenomenal Steinbrenner’s mouth. Don Fielder are promising replace will most certainly improve the market are outfielders Mike start and everyone was hand Mattingly is the best first ments for Willie Upshaw at Sox’ chances, and Wade Boggs Davis and Kirk Gibson, who ing the Reds the division title baseman in baseball, Ricky first, and Tony Fernandez can has a way of making things combined for over 40 homers in April. Henderson combines speed and be a great shortstop. happen in Fenway. and 150 RBI last season. Davis By the end of the season, Cin power and Randolph has come If starter Dave Stieb re- But too many young playersand Gibson will work with John cinnati was barely over .500 alive near the top of the batting emerges and Jimmy Key picks will have to come through for Shelby, Pedro Guerrero and and living testimony to the fact order. up where he left off, a strong the Red Sox to be in the race Mike Marshall to form a sud that you can’t win without a The Yankee pitchers are far bullpen featuring Tom Henke this year. denly potent offensive attack. single quality starter. from overpowering, but no and Mark Eichhorn should be The Milwaukee Brewers had Granted, the Dodgers have The Reds made some trades team has the arms to stop 1988 able to hold leads better than a big head start last year and plenty of question marks. Any for pitchers, but it won’t help. finished third. The head start team that features the defen Dealing disgruntled Dave (20-3) will not happen again, sive talents of Guerrero, Sax P arker to Oakland will help the and the third-place finish is a and Marshall in its infield must team attitude, but neither Jose longshot, too. Young talent have some question marks. But Rijo or Tim Birtsas is ready to Come and See abounds, but the Brewers do the improvements in hitting make a difference. Former not have the consistency to and the bullpen should make up Royal Danny Jackson has keep up in the AL East. for any defensive lapses and shown flashes of brilliance, but <*r The Cleveland Indians did bring the playoffs to southern he never could win consistently not make the cover of Sports California. at Kansas City. Illustrated’s preview issue this Most of the predictors have Of course, if you want sta rt year. That, and the absolute the playoffs going to the nor ing pitching, take a look at the haplessness of the Baltimore thern part of the state, where Houston Astros. With Mike Orioles, might be enough to the San Francisco Giants take Scott and Nolan Ryan, the keep the Tribe out of the cellar. residence. The defending divi Astros arguably have the two (S' best starters in the National League. But after that, the rotation is a mystery, as Jim Deshaies is coming off rotator presents cuff surgery and Bob Knepper at Corby Room and Joaquin Andujar try to sal vage their careers after hor rendous 1987 seasons. LaFortune Student Center BROADWAY Dave Smith might be the best reliever in baseball, and he will : April 6-9 IN C O N C E R T help keep Houston in conten tion for a while. But the Astros Sponsored By Snite Museum, a review of broadway's best songs do not have enough hitting to make a serious run at a division The Alumni Association, title. Friday, April 8 ,8:00pm Oops, I almost forgot about & Student Government the San Diego Padres and At Washington Hall lanta Braves. Well, now that I See student singers in action! think about it, maybe that wasn’t such a big oversight after all. Thursday, April 7, 1988 page 14 The Observer NCAA gets tough on fights New rule formed to curb scuffles in college basketball Associated Press The policy announced Wed Some coaches immediately nesday specifies that a player raised questions about the new KANSAS CITY, Mo. - involved in a fight will be rule. College players who get in ejected from the game and “ I would like to see an appeal volved in fights during games placed on probation. available,” said Gary Williams next season will risk losing “The second time that indi of Ohio State. their eligibility for the rest of vidual is involved in a fight “This is a lot different than the season under get-tough during the season, he will be a traveling call, or maybe a measures announced Wednes ejected from the game and fifth foul called on the wrong day. suspended from participation player. Those are a part of bas “We’re interested in mini in his team’s next game,” ketball. But this is not. I just mizing the ugly scenes. One Steitz said. want it to be just. If a mistake ugly scene is too many as far “If that player is involved in is made, it should be correc as I’m concerned,” Ed Steitz, a third fight during the season, tiv e .” secretary editor of the NCAA he will be suspended for the Lon Kruger of Kansas State men’s Basketball Rules Com remainder of the season. If said, “I think anything we can mittee said at a news confer available, and deemed neces do to minimize the num ber of ence. “We cannot afford to let sary, television monitors mayoccasions that are not healthy anything mar this great game be used to determine those in for the game is good for the of college basketball.” dividuals involved in a fight,”game. And I think putting a Steitz said following the com he said. rule in place would be a move mittee’s two-day meeting that Steitz also said any bench in that direction.” players suspended for “being personnel other than the head involved in fighting ” would coach who enters the court But Kruger also saw the pos have no way to appeal. during a fight is subject to dis sibility of problems arising. Fights made headlines qualification for the remainder throughout the past season. of a game. “There would be a need to There were none during the “We’ve got to knock this define what constitutes a fight Knoto NCAA tournam ent, after fighting off. I don’t think we’ve so we can be consistent with If Assistant Sports Editor Theresa Kelly’s predictions are on theNCAA executive director Dick pushed the panic button,” enforcement. Does a shove one game get the same thing as an mark, Bob Dernier and the Philadelphia Phillies will have plenty to Schultz warned that any player Steitz said. “I think we have to fighting would be suspended have machinery in place to all out fisticuff in the next?” he smile about by the end of the season. for the rest of the tournament. serve as a deterrent.” asked. Pirates <•4 No matter how continued from page 13 year since 1979 has been a rebuilding year for the bad they are, P irates.) They’re the team of the nineties, but this is still the Grandma loves eighties. The pitching staff is young and needs time to ma to hear the ture. The position players are young and need time to mature. That translates into another latest jokes.}? second-division finish, unless the boys maturefast. Catcher Mike LaValliere is another one of those players who had a great 1987 but you probably didn’t know it, and the pitching staff is going to be solid. But when your aged vet eran is Andy Van Slyke, you’re going to need at least another year. That leaves the Chicago Cubs and the Philadelphia Phillies in the race for the pennant. The Cubs have the best start ing pitcher in baseball, Rick Sutcliffe. They have last year’s MVP, Dawson, leading a pow erful attack tailored for Wrigley Field (but not many You miss her sparkling other parks). They have an un sense of humor. She misses derrated defense and a top- you and your jokes. Even the notch bench. New manager Don Zimmer has plenty to had ones. That’s one good smile about, at least until reason to call long distance. someone mentions pitching. AT&T Long Distance Service Sutcliffe can’t pitch every is another good reason. Be day, although that m ight be the cause it costs less than you Cubs’ best bet. These are the think to hear your grand Cubs, and it hasn’t been 40 mother start to giggle be years since they last won fore you even get to the anything, so they won’t this punch line. year, either. So whenever you miss The Phillies will win the divi her laughter, bring a smile sion only because there is no to her face with AT&T. Reach reason why they shouldn’t, un out and touch someone® less you count the minor fact that Lee Elia is the manager. The Phils have plenty of speed If you’d like to know more and power and a much- about AT&T products and improved pitching staff. All services, like the AT&T Card, that stands in the way is a his call us at 1 800 222-0300. tory of playing below potential. With Schmidt, Samuel, Hayes, Parrish and Bradley providing the punch and Cy Young winner Steve Bedrosian Kim Cohen • University of Wisconsin-Class of 1990 piling up the saves, the Phillies are the team to beat in the NL East. The The right choice. Observer hursday, April 7, 1988 The Observer page 15 Campus The Daily Crossword ACROSS 1 2 3 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 13 Thursday 1 Ritzy , 5 Fellow 14 i 9 Notes ” 16 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.: Brazilian Lunch, Center for Social Concerns. 14 Raines or 17 Logan 1" 1 19 Noon: Thomas White Center on Law and Government Lecture, “The Moral 20 21 22 Delegitimation of Law,” by Father John Neuhaus, Center on Religion and Society, 15 Swiss river 16 Lithe 23 25 26 New York, Room 220 Law School Courtroom. 17 European L " 1 2 p.m.: GALA Kelogg Graduate Student Workshop, “U.S. Policy Toward 18 Excite 27 . 29 30 Latin America: A Congressional Candidate’s Perspective,” by Tom Ward, Dem 19 Fr. general _ ■ ■ 20 Piece by 54A 31 32 33 ocratic candidate for the third congressional district, Room 131 Decio. _ 23 Become | “ 35 ■36 40 4 p.m.: Kellogg Institute and Department of Anthropology Seminar, “Music enraged 37 . 1 | 39 and Society Among Brazilian Indians,” by Professor Anthony Seeger, Indiana 24 Red dye: var. 41 43 University, Bloomington, Room 131 Decio. 27 Sailing term ■ _ 1 44 6:30 p.m.: SMC D epartm ent of Government Lecture, “Women and the U.S. 28 Resort 45 46 1 .. 30 Lachrymose ■" ■ Constitution,” by Karen O’Connor, Emory University, Carroll Auditorium. drop 49 50 52 53 7 p.m.: Presentation, “Juniors: Learn How to Fill Out the Profile Form.” 31 Ancient Students of all majors are encouraged to attend, by Paul Reynolds, associate chariot 54 55 56 57 34 Quiet director of Career and Placement Services, 123 Nieuwland Science Hall. 58 59 60 7:30 p.m.: Faculty Senate Meeting, Room 202 Center for Continuing Education. 36 Pedro's uncle | ■61 37 Jaded 62 8 p.m.: Hesburgh Program in Public Service Lecture, “Shutting the Door to 38 Bon — v2:63 64 College: The Decline of Minority and Low-Income Students in the 1980s,” by (elegant) 65 66 f Gary Orfield, University of Chicago, Galvin Life Science Auditorium. 39 Moslem * I officials ©1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 04/07/88 8 p.m.: African Studies Biko Steward Film Series Theme: Woman in Africa, 41 Drilling tool All Rights Reserved films: “With These Hands: Women in Agriculture” and “Asante Market Women: 42 “Watch on Power in the City,” Center for Social Concerns. the 2 Earthen pots 8-9:30 p.m.: Knights of the Immaculata Film, “Medjugorje,” Library 44 Eur. kite 3 Quench nnnnnn nnnn Auditorium. 45 Ludwig or 4 “I Only — for Jannlngs You” nnnn 10 -11 p.m.: Campus Perspectives talkshow on Mock Convention and presiden 47 Crude metal 5 Nut nnnn nnnnnnnnnra tial politics, WVFI-AM 640, host Lynsey Strand will take questions at 239-6400. 48 “Purloined 6 Despised nnnnn nnnnn Letter” author 7 Solo nnnnn nnn nnn 49 Ruler 8 Saucy non 51 Calls 9 Port, territory ■ n n n ^ H 54 Bandleader- 10 Conceited one S Tfl_N. nnnnnn nnn composer 11 Moocher” Slo 58 Polynesian (Calloway IIII ■ ■ n'M ™ jm ™ j 60 Duck song) r EIE □n 61 Breathing 12 Ancient A c TTT n sound 13 Observe T 0 CMC A I NM 62 TV’s “Kate 21 Merchant e h e| e P E TM and — " 22 Pukka RI E I S ■ R IE I DI S ■ Notre Dame Saint Mary’s 63 Sedaka or 25 Nymph Diamond 26 Unevenly 04/07/88 Meatball Hero Calzone 64 Mil. addresses edged 40 His theme 52 Encampment Soft Tacos Salisbury Steak 65 Irks 28 Rock was "Smoke of troops 66 Avant-garde 29 Conifer Rings” 53 Lawmaker Fried Chicken Potato Pancakes 67 Cravings 31 Receded 43 Table d’— 55 Volcano Cheese and Vegetable Pot Deli Bar 32 Viscous 46 Annie — 56 Evil grin Pie DOWN 33 Song by 54A 48 Eastern city 57 Lock — 1 Troublesome 34 Move 50 Heavens 58 Deface one 35 Pond cousin 51 Braid 59 Ms MacGraw Comics Bloom County Berke Breathed Far Side Gary Larson OOOP THERE’5 A THEY'LL HEAVEN5. 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Thursday, April 7, 1988 Spot ts J Turbulent weather causes wild, wacky Bookstore day By JIM WINKLER ther and a lack of experience on the part of Sports Writer their opponents to gain the second shutout of Bookstore Basketball XVII, beating the Sometimes you’ve got to take the bad with Spanish-speaking Bonita Banana 21 to nada. the good. Bumblebee forward John Albertini pointed out If any lesson was learned in yesterday’sthat the Bees have not yet been scored upon Bookstore Basketball action, that was it. Sure, this year, winning by forfeit in the preliminary Bookstore is fun and exciting and full of round. springtime, but yesterday was a cold reminder “They had one shot that bounced around the of what the South Bend weather can do to a rim ,” said Albertini. “We all watched it, hoping jum p shot. it would miss. We wanted the shutout so we could get in the paper. Luckily the shot missed. ” BOOKSTORE In the last game of the day, A Pilot and 4 Guys Who Can Fly soared past Da’ Step brothers of Manhood, 21-16. In a game that m m m w seemed to last forever, A Pilot...gained an early While several seeded teams survived thelead and never lost it. Solid rebounding from onslaught of precipitation, some of the other Jim Fleisher and Chris Weppner enabled Pete squads settled for long games of missed lay-ups, Skiko to score several fast break lay-ups. desperation half-court shots, or in one case, a After a great deal of running up and down coin toss. the court, Fleisher popped in a short jumper to In one of the most creative endings to a win the game. After the game, he commented Bookstore game, The Wedge, a Hoosier, and 3 on the weather. Other Lame Guys beat 4 Guys From Air Loomer “Can I say it sucked’ in the paper? Yes? Then in a coin toss. That’s no misprint. A coin toss. it sucked.” With the score stuck at 14-10 in a driving rain, His teammate Mike Napier added, “The wea both teams decided that it just wasn’t fun ther in the beginning of The Wizard o f Oz was anymore. After quick consultation with the better than this.” spectators on hand and the Bookstore Basket Bob Decker.. outplayed a tough We’ll do a ball staff, the teams decided to settle the score Shot Every Time We Score, winning 21-17 be The O bserver / File Photo with the flip of a coin. The Wedge...was able to hind the passing and shooting of Matt Marrow. Wes Pritchett Is one of several veteran players returning to the make the call that counted, advancing to the What began as a close game started to become Notre Dame linebacker corps in the 1988 football season. Barry round of 256. Alvarez and George Stewart are coaching the linebackers this year. The Bumblebees took advantage of the wea see SHOT, page 12 Linebacker coaches Stewart, Alvarez like what they see By MARTY STRASEN linebackers go hand in hand in Frank Stams and Darrell The battle for playing time playing basketball over spring Sports Editor a lot of ways,” Stewart ex “Flash” Gordon, both of whom at inside linebacker already is break. plains. “It’s a lot of the same will return as fifth-year seniors an interesting one. Mike Bolcar and Pritchett were Former Notre Dame tight fundamentals. They line up in the fall, head Stewart’s Stonebreaker, a monogram the top two Irish tacklers last ends coach George Stewart re across from each other, so you group. Freshmen Andre Jones winner in 1986 who missed last year. members how he felt when he have to look at one when you and Scott Kowalkowski are season because of academ ic in At least one of the top three was told he would coach the look at the other. I spent a lot playing well on the second eligibility, has stepped in to inside backers will play on both outside linebackers in 1988. of time with (defensive coord team. lead the defense in what has the right and left sides, Alvarez “ It’s like waking up one m or inator and inside linebackers been a spring dominated by the said, so they can be rotated reg ning in Russia, and not knowing coach) Barry Alvarez, who men in white. ularly in and out of games. how to speak Russian,” coached the defensive ends last SPRING “Stonebreaker has really Which of the three will do that Stewart laughs. year.” come back ready to play,” Al has not been determined, he Stewart’s previous “lan But above all else, the strong FOOTBALL varez says. “He had some cob added. guage’ ’ was spoken on the other play of the linebackers and the webs at first, but every day In a spring which has been side of the line of scrimmage. early competition at that posi Linebackers he’s been improving. Every dominated by strong defensive He coached the Minnesota of tion have made Stewart’s ad day has been his best day, and play, the linebackers are fensive line under Lou Holtz for justment an enjoyable one. “There’s so much competi I suppose that’s what every co leading the way. two years, and followed Holtz “I’m in charge of four people, tion on the whole defense,” ach looks for.” “There hasn’t been a day to Notre Dame to work with the and I’m really pleased with the Stewart notes. “That makes Stonebreaker has been when I haven’t seen improve tight ends in 1986 and 1987. perform ance of all four of everyone work hard because sharing time with Wes ment,” Alvarez says. “ (Donn) But the two languages have them,” Stewart says. “The sit there’s always someone creep Pritchett, and Ned Bolcar will Grimm and (Greg) Hudson are some similarities. uation for me couldn’t have ing up on you who wants to be returning soon from an really playing well and making “Tight ends and outside been better to come into.” play.” ankle injury he suffered while the first-teamers work hard.” Observer predictors like Yanks, A’s, Phils,LA AL East AL West NL East NL West George Steinbrenner is enough rea The talent in the American League The New York Mets are not going to After suffering its second consecutive son to predict the New York Yankees West is much more concentrated win the National League East this losing season last year, the once-proud will suffer their share of internal prob among the top few teams this season season. Not by a long shot. Because of Los Angeles Dodgers franchise was lems in 1988. than it has been in recent years. But it the fact that everyone expects them to dangerously close to becoming the Na During the spring Steinbrenner seems that the Oakland A’s helped take it all, Davey Johnson’s crew will tional League’s version of the Bal joined second baseman Willie Ran themselves more than anyone else in not. So what if they have the best start timore Orioles. dolph in accusing Dave Winfield of the off-season and has the best chance ing staff in baseball? Darryl Straw Sensing the impending danger, new publishing lies in his autobiography. A of breaking out of the pack. berry is one of the best players in the Dodgers general manager Fred Claire fine start. With the addition of veterans Bob business, but he is not a great diplomat, made some risky off-season moves. The Billy Martin (at least for now) gets Welch and Dave Parker in major and the lineup is either great or useless most prominent of the missing faces in his fifth shot at managing New York, trades, both theoretically with someth but never consistent. LA is starting pitcher Bob Welch (15-9, and that always means a little more ing to prove in the junior circuit, the The St. Louis Cardinals will not be 3.22 ERA in ’87), who was dealt to Oak controversy. A’s have strengthened a youthful but filling the stands in October, because land. The Dodgers still have a fairly Marty P ete Theresa Steve Strasen Skiko Kelly Megargee Assistant Sports Assistant Sports Assistant Sports Sports Editor Editor Editor Editor But Steinbrenner and Martin, try as potentially explosive lineup. Parker they won the division last year and, in strong rotation with Fernando Valen they may, never step up to the plate or will get his cuts sandwiched between this league, repeating is as rare as a zuela and Orel Hershiser leading the deliver pitches in Yankee Stadium. The sluggers Jose Canseco (31 HR last power hitter in Japan. Speaking of way. see YANKS, page 13 see A’s, page 13 see CARDS, page 13 see DODGERS, page 13