lightsabers, to foam-disk-shooting Millen- nium Falcon guns and Nerf balls. Oh yeah, we’re very productive folks. So he certainly managed to keep himself occupied like any average kids would. But this guy is far from average. He’s Superman. Though I think Jack might argue for Spiderman status. You can tell by the way he talks to his par- ents and the comments he makes that there You don’t know Jack! That’s okay though. are a lot of positive role models, stories and You’re about to meet him. inspirational characters in Jack’s life. He has a great view of the most difficult situations. Jack Hoeger is a friend of mine. He’s 9 years That takes a thick skin, a great support sys- old and the son of some of my best friends. tem and a whole lot of faith and hope. For a few years Jack has been fighting just about the hardest battle anyone can fight. Jack has cancer. Not just cancer, but brain cancer. Not just brain cancer, but a cancer so rare that he is the only living American who has survived this kind of brain cancer. That’s right, he’s not a cancer patient, he’s a cancer survivor. Jack chooses to LiveStrong. This weekend I got to spend time with Jack and whatever else it was I was going to write about this issue was pretty quickly dismissed. You simply have to meet Jack. Our video for LiveStrong has not only been sent off to them but it is also now on You- Tube. It it Jack’s hope that thousands of peo- ple can get to meet him there and hear his story. That’s where you come in. I want you to meet Jack. It’s both the easiest and hard- est 4 minutes you’ll spend on YouTube. And you’ll be helping Jack make a statement. I swear you’ll want to go cure cancer all by yourself when you’re done watching it. I’ve never been one to forward those e-mails Jack’s mom and dad Jen and Marty Hoeger you get about some sad story or, worse yet, have been close friends since college. I a cursed message you have to forward or knew them before they knew each other. locusts will descend on your home. But to- Jack is the oldest of their three kids. His fight day I created one of my own. I sent it to just with cancer has kept him from growing too about everyone I know. It has a link to Jack’s fast, but it hasn’t diminished his love for story. (Two days later, as this goes to print, sports and outdoor activities. In fact, I don’t over 7000 have already watched it. Wow!) think there is much that Jack has let can- cer stop him from enjoying, even if it does So for Jack, for LiveStrong and for all the sometimes keep him from participating. ways cancer has touched your own life, and I know it has, get online and give us a Last Saturday the family visited and we click. One little click. You do that for Jack spent the day down at 365 world headquar- and Jack will change the world for all of ters creating a video for the Lance Arm- us. I promise. He already changed mine. strong Livestrong Foundation, a cause that the Hoegers are very passionate about. Jack www.youtube.com/LivestrongJack sat down for an interview about his journey and with each quote, I had to keep from tearing up in front of him. It’s hard enough to hear him talk about being sick, but as you can see in the photo, he’s just about the handsomest little guy you’ll ever meet. Jack found and played with just about ev- ery toy in the 365 office while we edited the video after the interview. It may be im- portant to note here that the 365 office is The 365ink crew... faces you already know! riddled with toys, from Transformers and

Tim Mike Tanya Jeff Kelli Ralph Gary Matt Lisa Chris Pam Joey Angela Ron Bob Roy Brad Bryce ISSUE # 53 In this Issue... APRIL 3 - 16 Architecture Days: 4 Community Shorts: 5 - 7

Nash Gallery Opens: 8 Arts Shorts: 9-10

Pam Kress-Dunn: 11 Wando’s Movies Reviews: 12-13

Entertainment Briefs: 14 Takin’ Care of Business: Part 2: 15 Live Music Listings: 16-17

Mythbusters in Platteville: 18 Gentlemen of DBQ Rugby : 19 Mayor Roy Buol: 20

Bret Michaels Rock of Love Tour: 21 Recurring Events and Concerts: 21 Bob’s Book Reviews: 22

Mattitude:23 Life Stiles - by Jeff Stiles: 24 Eating Healthy with Hy-Vee: 25

Go Green Challenge: 26 Crossword / Sudoku: 27

Trixie / Horoscopes: 28 Comedy: 30

The Inkwell ) [email protected]) Publisher: Bryce [email protected] ( ) 563-451-9365 Tim Brechlin ( [email protected]) Editor: Kelli Kerrigan ( Advertising: [email protected] Tanya Tjarks ( Ad Design: : Mike Ironside, Joey Wallis, Ron TIgges, Bryce Parks Photography Mike Ironside, Tim Brechlin, Ellen Goodmann, Writers & Content: Bryce Parks, L.A. Hammer, Chris Wand, Mayor Roy Buol, Matt Booth, Robert Gelms, Angela Koppes, Bryce Pam Parks, Kress-Dunn, Mike Sharon Ironside, and Metz JeffTim Stiles Brechlin Graphic Design & Layout: Director of Operations / BobAccounts & Fran Avoidable: Parks, Kay Kluseman, Bob Johnson, Todd Special thank you to: Locher, Everett Buckardt, Julie Steffen, Sheila Castaneda, Christy Monk, Katy Brechlin, Jim Heckmann, Ron & Jennifer Tigges and all the 365, IA friends, 52001 and advertisers for all your support. You are all 365. , Dubuque West 1st Street (563) 588-4365 Dubuque365 • 210 Office Phone or Music/Events/Movie Hotline 365 @ All contents (c) 2008, Community, Incorporated. All rights reserved.

We’ve hidden 365’s WANDO somewhere in this issue of Dubuque365ink. Can you find the master of movies buried within these pages? Hint: He’s tiny and could be anywhere, In a story? In an ad? On the cover? Good Luck! IT’S A VERY EXPENSIVE SIGN! 4 APRIL 3 -16

a resounding success, and it then made tour of the Historic Federal Building, in- sense to continue it for a second year. cluding the City Council chambers, the closed session room and the third-floor of- The event comprises several different el- fices, hosted by City Engineer Steve Brown ements (as one might suspect, given the and Chris Wand; an April 10 session with long list of partners above), ensuring that Main Street Iowa design consultant Tim a wide variety of architectural discovery Reinders, who, in-between doing site vis- is available to attendees. its through the day for architectural analy- sis, will present a program titled “Afford- Daily, from April 7 - 11, architects, plan- able Building Improvements: The Power of ners and other figures will host sessions of Paint,” and, finally, an April 11 presenta- the Brown Bag Lunch & Lecture Series, a tion by Mike Gibson, director of the Cen- returning program from last year. Held from ter for Dubuque History at Loras College, 12:10 - 12:50 p.m. at the NICC Downtown titled “Dubuque: Then ... and Now,” show- Center at 7th and Main (as well as two casing not only the buildings of Dubuque off-site locations), the sessions will offer throughout the years (on an old-fashioned unique perspectives on various architec- slide projector, no less), but also buildings tural topics. As for the off-site sessions, the that are no longer standing. (Bahl recalls first is on April 7, when Jerry Enzler of the the recurring phrase of last year’s program Dubuque County Historical Society will to be, “Aaaaand it’s a parking lot!”) hold two open forums on the future of the Ryan House, located at 1375 Locust Street. “You learn so much, hosting a program (The second forum will begin at 6:30 p.m.) like that,” says Gibson. “You can look at the pictures, but then you have people at- “We thought that a topic like the Ryan House tending who have walked the walk and was a perfect topic to open up the week,” talked the talk, and they have their own says Bahl. “The discussions will be about thoughts on everything, and that’s how how to move forward with the Ryan House, you learn the history of any community.” possible renovations, things like that.” Something new this year, continuing the Other Brown Bag Lunch Discussions in- education theme (and also remembering clude an April 8 discussion on historic that children are our future), will be fourth- preservation programs in Dubuque, host- grade trolley tours, a project that Dave ed by Laura Carstens and Dave Johnson of Johnson played a big part in assembling. the City Planning Department; an April 9 Continued on page 26

by Tim Brechlin (Members John Sutter, Julie Lammer, Marga- ret Buhr and Cyndi Nelson were unable to Take a look around you. From 365’s World attend, but their contributions were spoken Headquarters at 1st & Main to the beauty of highly by everyone else!) of Lower Main, to the gorgeous 1000 Block of Main Street to the various churches, “I think that it was partly related to the warehouses, office buildings and the like 150th anniversary of the AIA (American ... well, there’s a lot of history in the ar- Institute of Architects) last year,” notes chitecture of Dubuque, and it’s one of the Chris Wand, of the Durrant Group. “And defining aspects of our city. And coming National Architecture Week is always in up is the second annual celebration of the April, around this time ... Katie (Bahl, architecture of Dubuque. Coincidentally, Dubuque Main Street program specialist) it’s called Architecture Days! and I had talked in the past about maybe doing something to promote the architec- Architecture Days, set for April 7 - 12, is a ture of Dubuque more than usual.” collaboration of several groups in Dubuque, including Dubuque Main Street, the Center Bahl continues the story: “It also really start- for Dubuque History at Loras College, the ed with all of the arts and cultural events Dubuque County Historical Society, the in Dubuque, moving from there,” she says. Dubuque Community School District, the “You know, there are a lot of architecture Dubuque Museum of Art, the Durrant Group, and architectural features in downtown the City of Dubuque, NICC, the Old House Dubuque that we take for granted, and ar- Enthusiasts, Refinery Design Company and chitecture is an art form, too.” the Wilmac Property Company, plus a cash sponsorship from Alliant Energy. Whew! The group applied for and received a grant That’s a lot of collaborators, isn’t it? 365 from the City of Dubuque’s Arts & Cultural sat down with members of the Architecture Commission, and it moved towards devel- Days committee to talk about what goes into oping a celebration of architecture that also an event like this, how it all got started and featured a strong educational component, what it means for people of the Tri-States. as well. Last year’s Architecture Days was 365INK: MAKING YOU HEALTHIER EVERY DAY ... SOMETIMES WISER, TOO 5 APRIL 3 -16 APRIL 8 City Expo! UPCOMING EVENT SUMMARY

services, and resources. Through Some Enchanted Evening: Rodgers and Hammerstein. booths, displays, and demonstra- April 4 - 27, Bell Tower Theater (See page 10) tions, City staff will provide infor- mation and answer questions resi- Last Comic Standing Champion John Reep Live dents may have. This year’s expo April 4, Bricktown (See page 30) is themed City Expo 2008: An All-America City Celebrates 175 Central Run Pub Crawl Strut Your Stuff, Dubuque! Years, in recognition of the City April 5, Colts Community Center (centralrun.com) of Dubuque’s 175th anniversary The City of Dubuque will hold as well as last year’s naming of Loras College Book Art Series City Expo 2008, the annual cel- Dubuque as an All-America City. April 5, Loras College (See page 7) ebration of the various services of- Displays at the expo will reflect the City’s various departments and fered by the City, on Tuesday, April the theme through information, divisions. In addition, City Expo Repeal Prohibition 75th Anniversary Party 8, from 5 - 8 p.m. at the Five Flags images, documents and other ar- will feature exhibits on some of April 7, The Busted Lift (See page 17) Civic Center. tifacts that illustrate the history of the Envision 2010 Top 10 Ideas, which can be seen by visiting Architecture Days www.envision2010.org. April 7-12 (See feature article on page 4)

City Expo is a free event and is City Expo open to people of all ages; at- April 8, Five Flags Center, (See story on this page) tendees are encouraged to bring their entire family. For photos of Writer’s Guild Readings previous City Expos, log on to April 9, Isabella’s (See page 9) Dubuque365.com, click on our City Expo educates Dubuque Photo Archive, and enjoy! East Village Opera Company residents about city programs, April 10, UWP/CFA (Ad page 7, story page 10)

APRIL Be Healthy, Wealthy, Wise 10 Be Healthy, Wealthy & Wise April 10, Grand River Center (See this page) The headline says it all, doesn’t nity, including special offers, giveaways, drawings and more! Nash Gallery Opening it? Come see what the city of health screenings, product April 11, Fountain Park (See page 8) Dubuque has to offer you, your samples, games, The event will be helled on family and your business at the Thursday, April 10, from 2 - 8 Loras Visual Arts Reception Chamber of Commerce’s first an- p.m. in the Grand River Cen- April 11, Loras College (See page 10) nual Business & Wellness Expo. ter. Admission is free and the Business will be on hand event is open to the public. Hooray For Hollywood to showcase their For more information, call April 12, Grand Opera House (See page 9) work to the commu- 563-557-9200. Arthritis Olympics APRIL April 12, Jumpers Sports Bar (See story on this page)

12 Arthritis Olympics Lofts @ Cathedral Square Charet April 15 & 17, L. May Eatery (See story on this page) The event will be held on Satur- include shuffleboard, miniature Foundation. Fun games for a good day, April 12, at Jumpers Sports golf, pool, bowling and darts. The cause ... a winning combination! The Kite Runner Screening Bar & Grill in Plaza 20, and com- entry fee is $40 per team, and all For more information, call Tim April 16, Carnegie-Stout Library (See page 7) petition will begin at noon. proceeds will go to the Arthritis Loeffelholz at 563-543-1249. Riverview Center Welcomes Jackson Katz What are the Arthritis Olympics, April 16, Grand River Center (See page 6) you ask? Simple: 40 teams of two people will compete each hour, Moonlight Bowling with Budweiser culminating in a championship April 18, Fischer Lanes (See page 14) round that will begin around 4 p.m. Games to be played will Bret Michaels Rock of Love Tour April 19, Five Flags Center (See page 21) APRIL 15&17 The Lofts @ Cathedral Square Mythbusters Live Aptil 21, UWP (See page 18) The Lofts at Cathedral Square, re- ery, 1072 Main Street. Work ses- cently profiled in the pages of sions will be held at the St. Raphael The Diamonds in Concert 365ink, are moving forward! You building on Saturday, April 17, from April 25, at the Grand Opera House (See page 14) are invited to come help design 9 a.m. until 3 p.m., followed by a the future of the St. Raphael School wrap-up and action plan session Bless Me Father building, at 205 Bluff Street. from 3 - 4 p.m. May 2-10, Grand opera House (See ad on page 14)

A cocktail reception and kick-off For more information, call 563-581- All The Way Home - Tri-State Veterans Conference event will be held on Friday, April 9724, or e-mail urbanlife@dbqlofts. May 17, Five Flags Center (See page 20) 16, from 5 - 6 p.m. at L. May Eat- com. 365INK: HOORAY FOR US! 6 APRIL 3 -16

APRIL 16 Riverview welcomes Jackson Katz

Riverview Center, Inc., is violence prevention. bringing internationally known educator, author and A fundraising dinner will filmmaker Jackson Katz to follow the training seminar, Dubuque! Katz will be host- and continuing education ing a free training seminar at credits will be available. To the Grand River Center on RSVP, call 815-777-8155, or Wednesday, April 16, from 1 e-mail development@river- - 5 p.m. viewcenter.org.

Katz is known for his ground- breaking work in the field of gender violence prevention education, focusing on the military and sports culture. His visit to Dubuque is aimed at engaging the Tri- State community in a dialogue about masculinity (and perceptions thereof), and the ways that men and boys can play a tremendous part in preventing violence against women and children. The pro- gram is part of Riverview Center’s vision of a community free of sexual violence.

Participants in the seminar will learn new strategies for involving boys and men in violence prevention efforts, will be in- troduced to the Mentors in Violence Pre- vention model for gender violence, bul- lying and harassment, and be introduced to racially and ethnically sensitive, and culturally competent, ways to approach

6. Arthur C. Clarke wrote the book 2001. Who directed the film? A) Stanley Kubrick Answers on page 28 B) David Lynch C) George Lucas 1. When was the Five Flags building D) Steven Spielberg constructed? A) 1864 B) 1910 7. What Dubuque figure was instru- C) 1969 D) 1979 mental in saving Five Flags from demo- lition? 2. Who was the first entertainer to per- form at Five Flags Arena? 8. What U.S. President was a frequent A) Bob Hope visitor to the Ryan House? B) Jack Benny A) Lincoln C) George Burns B) Andrew Johnson D) Sid Caesar C) William McKinley D) Grant 3. St. Luke’s church holds a stained glass collection by what famed designer? 9. What happened to several of the A) Ascalon B) Oakley original statues on the Dubuque Coun- C) Saint D) Tiffany ty Courthouse? A) They fell into disrepair 4. True or False: Bret Michaels, of Poi- B) They were melted down for WWI son fame, has released a country music war material album. C) They were possessed by Gozer D) They’re still there 5. Bob Dylan’s real last name is... A) Allen B) Gunn 10. What is unique, historically, about C) Zimmerman D) Thomas St. Raphael’s Cathedral? UNCLE SAM LOOKS PRETTY SERIOUS THERE, DUDE 7 APRIL 3 -16

APRIL 4 The City wants YOU! Yes, you! Are you ready to step up and the Long Range Planning Advisory Com- help shape the future of our community? mission, the Mechanical Code Board, the Here’s your chance to contribute to the TV / Cable Community Teleprogramming City of Dubuque. There are fourteen va- Commission and the TV / Cable Regula- cancies on the City’s various volunteer tory Commission. boards and commissions, positions which provide a valuable advi- If you feel that you can contrib- sory voice to the City Council ute to any of those volunteer po- and City staff in daily opera- sitions, get thee over to the City tions. Clerk’s section of the City Web site at www.cityofdubuque. Currently, a six-year term org, where you can complete is open on the Airport Zon- an electronic application or ing Commission; five-year download a printable terms are open on the application. Printed Airport Zoning Board of applications may Adjustment and the Zon- be returned to the ing Board of Adjustment; City Clerk’s office a four-year term is open in City Hall, lo- on the Civil Service cated at 50 West Commission, and three- 13th Street. Com- year terms on the Civic pleted applications Center Commission, the will be submitted to Enterprise Zone Commis- the City Council for review. sion, the Environmental For more information, call Stewardship Advisory Commis- 563-589-4120, or e-mail cityclerk@ sion, the Housing Code Appeals Board, cityofdubuque.org.

APRIL 5 Loras College Book Art Series As part of the Loras College Arts and Cul- Julien Chamber Choir will perform and ture Series, Leanring through the Arts, the discuss music inspired by books, in a pro- college is presenting two book art series. gram to be held in Wahlert Hall.

On Saturday, April 5, illustra- Both sessions will begin at 7 tor Arthur Geisert and book- p.m., and are free and open maker Peggy Johnson will to the public. The events are discuss and show examples of sponsored by the Carnegie- book art in a session titled “Art Stout Public Library, Humani- that Makes the Book,” to be ties Iowa, the National En- held in the 4th floor of the Ac- dowment for the Humanities, ademic Resource Center. And Kendall / Hunt Publishing and on Saturday, April 12, music the Friends of the Loras Col- professor Roy Carroll, Ph.D., lege Library. For more infor- the Rev. Robert Beck and the mation, call 563-588-7565.

APRIL 16 The Kite Runner

The Carnegie-Stout Public Library, con- vasion, the exodus of refugees to the tinuing its tradition of showing fine movies United States, and the rise of the dictato- to the public, will host a showing of The rial Taliban regime. The film’s dialogue is Kite Runner on Wednesday, primarily in Dari Persian, the April 16, at 6 p.m. in the 3rd dialect of the area, with Eng- floor auditorium. lish subtitles.

The Kite Runner, based on a The Kite Runner is 2 hours novel by Khaled Hosseini, is long, and is rated PG-13. The a drama about life in mod- screening is free and open to ern Afghanistan. It tells the the public, and post-film dis- story of Amir, a boy in Ka- cussion will be encouraged. Rock and opera have never been so easily combined as in the performances of the East bul, set against several ma- For more information, call Village Opera Company. The Company consists of a powerhouse five-piece band, a string quartet, and two outstanding vocalists. They assembled a full rock band then synched it jor events in Afghanistan’s 563-589-4225, option 4, or to a string quartet. Their classical debut was produced and recorded by three-time Gram- history, from the fall of the visit www.dubuque.lib.ia.us/ my Award winner Neil Dorfsman. Discover the magic live! monarchy to the Soviet in- adult/programs. DON’T FALL DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS ... MIGHT BE BATS UP THERE 8 APRIL 3 -16

cates alike. A revitalized gallery commit- LIVE MUSIC tee is working to organize the inaugural ______exhibit, recruiting new members and so- Sunday, April 6 liciting artists for the opening show from Arctic Thunder those who exhibited at the former Rocco 3:30 PM - 7:30 PM Buda Gallery. The response has been tre- ______mendous with over 30 artists participating. Saturday, April 12 Upbeat Entertainment Excited about the momentum the new gal- Disco Night lery brings to the organization, Witthoeft 9 PM - 1 AM sees the potential for the project to draw ______greater participation in the arts. “I think that Sunday, April 13 the opening of the Nash Gallery shows the Melanie Sue Mausser commitment of a lot of individuals to work 3:30 PM - 7:30 PM toward the vision of the Nashes – that the ______Fine Arts Society Announces: arts are for everyone,” he said. “For the Sunday, April 20 The Nash Gallery at Fountain Park DCFAS, what it shows is that the spirit of Mighty Short Bus Opening Reception, Friday, April 11 the Rocco Buda Gallery and the grassroots 3:30 PM - 7:30 PM atmosphere that surrounded it are still ______The Dubuque County Fine Arts Society alive. People are welcome to be part of From Dubuque - Hwy 11 E. to Hazel Green celebrates the rebirth of a key program. WI. Go straight across Hwy 80- Hwy 11 the process. The investment of volunteers turns into County W. Take it to the DIGGS! The Nash Gallery at Fountain Park opens in giving their time is invaluable. It’s more this month with a group exhibit, repre- than just an investment in the arts, it’s an senting a new chapter in the life of the investment in our community.” organization’s non-profit art gallery. While the exhibit went on display in time for Fine Arts Society’s annual Elisha Darlin Arts Award Banquet in honor of Ann Michalski, an artists’ reception to celebrate the inaugural exhibit is planned for Friday, April 11, from 6:30 to 9 p.m. The event marks a major milestone for the not- for-profit arts organization, which has been searching for a workable gallery space since closing the for- mer Rocco Buda Gallery on Loras Boule- The opening reception will also provide vard two years ago. an opportunity to get a preview of the The new Nash Gallery at Fountain Park, return of another community resource named for Fine Arts Society founders Ruth that has been on hiatus – the new Raf- and Russ Nash, represents a collaboration ters Restaurant set to reopen sometime between the arts organization and devel- in late April. Under the management of oper Tom Kane and Fountain Park. “It’s re- Paul Gansen, The Rafters will feature a ally exciting that the Nash Gallery is going mix of American and European cuisine. to have a new exhibition space for new and While the vaulted chapel architecture emerging artists, which has long been an seems to call for a more reserved dining important part of the Dubuque County Fine experience, Gansen hopes to balance Arts Society,” said artist and DCFAS board great food and service with a relaxed at- member Gene Tully. “I think it’s a good col- mosphere. “People look at this place as a laboration with the efforts that Tom Kane place to come for an anniversary dinner,” has been making at Fountain Park.” he said. “But I want it to be a fun place.” Already home to the Bell Tower Theater, Gansen is also excited about the col- NISOM, The Art Studio, Mississippi Mud laboration with the Nash Gallery and the Pottery Studio, and offices of the Dubuque arts community that Fountain Park has Symphony Orchestra and the Dubuque become. While the kitchen will provide Arts Council, Fountain Park is an estab- food for the Elisha Darlin Arts Award lished center for the arts. Fine Arts Society Banquet and the opening reception of president Chad Witthoeft sees the partner- the Nash Gallery, Gansen does not ex- ship as not only beneficial to everyone, but pect the restaurant to be open until late especially well-timed. “I think that there’s April, taking time to hire and train staff. no better time for this to happen than the (There are a few positions still open. Call spring,” said Witthoeft. “And the fact that 563-690-0500 for more information.) it’s happening in the spring is indicative The artists’ reception for the inaugural of what’s happening with our organization Nash Gallery at Fountain Park exhibition and it’s indicative of what’s happening in is scheduled for Friday, April 11, from 6:30 the community, and that’s rebirth.” to 9 p.m. The reception is free and open The new gallery space has already proved to the public. Rafters Restaurant is locat- to be a rallying point for artists and advo- ed at 2728 Asbury Road in Dubuque. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOB DYLAN TUNE? 9 APRIL 3 -16 APRIL 9 Writers Guild Presents... The Dubuque Area Writers Guild presents a Times Notable Book and is currently op- reading by guest novelist Dean Bakopoulos tioned for film by Universal. His second on Wednesday, April 9, at 8 p.m. at Isabel- novel, “My American Unhappiness” will la’s. A National Endowment for the Arts Fel- be published by Harcourt in 2009. lowship recipient, Bakopoulos is currently artist-in-residence at Shake Rag Alley Center Free and open to the public, Writers Guild For the Arts in Mineral Point, Wisconsin. takes the stage the second Wednesday of each month, at Isabella’s, 1375 Locust in Named by Virginia Quarterly as “one of Dubuque. There’s always an open reading America’s best new fiction writers” in to follow. Writers are encouraged to read 2004, Bakopoulos has published fiction in their original work and fans of the written a number of journals including Zoetrope. word are encouraged to read from their His debut novel, Please Don’t Come Back favorites. Check the Web site for details: From The Moon, was a 2005 New York www.myspace.com/wordcure.

APRIL 12 Hooray For Hollywood The Northeast Iowa School of Music is area soloists and ensembles, who will be ready for its annual Salute program, and performing music ranging from show tunes you’re invited! Ordinarily, NISOM stages to theme music and, well, just about every- a Salute to Broadway; however, this thing else in between! year features a twist. This year’s event is a Salute to Hol- “Hooray for Hollywood” is lywood, a celebration of sponsored by Dubuque Bank favorite music from the & Trust, Flexsteel Industries silver screen. and Radio Dubuque. The show will begin at 8 p.m. “Hooray for Hollywood,” Tickets are $15 in advance directed by Megan and $20 at the door, and Gloss, will be held on you can purchase them at Saturday, April 12, at the the Grand Opera House box Grand Opera House. The office, by calling 563-588- fundraiser concert, emceed by 1305, or by visiting the NISOM John Woodin, will feature many office located in Fountain Park.

MAY 24 Knockin’ on Dylan’s Door Bob Dylan, that is. You see, the legendary doesn’t like the music of one of the great- singer / songwriter who’s penned more est songwriters ever to walk the planet? songs than seemingly anyone else in re- corded history has a birthday coming up -- May 24, to be precise. All across the nation around that time, local musicians stage celebrations to honor the man. Now, a dedicated Dylan fan here in Dubuque is looking to do the same thing here.

Mary Mabusth, a local artist known for her Nothin’ But Dylan performances (both solo and with her band), is looking to organize Dubuque’s first-ever celebra- tion of Bob Dylan, and she needs your Any local musicians who would be inter- help. She’s envisioning a festival that ested in performing in such a festival, and would comprise not only local musicians also any other contributors from other walks performing the music of Dylan, but also of life -- multimedia, print, the spoken word having musical performances integrated and the like -- as well as any fans who would with video segments, poster displays, oral like to be involved in hosting the event, commentary, all put together by fans of should contact Mary as soon as possible. Dylan. Basically, a day full of fun for both She can be reached via e-mail at mabusth@ attendees and participants. After all, who mchsi.com, or by calling 563-495-0186. THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT IS THE BEST SKIN SOLUTION 10 APRIL 3 -16 APRIL 11 Loras Visual Arts Reception

Loras College will host an exhibit of art- work by students of the Integrated Visual Arts program from April 11 through May 7 in the Visitation Art Gallery. A recep- tion for the 4th Annual Juried Exhibition is set for Friday, April 11, from 6 to 8 p.m. Free and open to the public, the reception will feature a selection of fine hors d’oeuvres and live music by Latin rock and dance band ochOsol.

The exhibition will feature between 45 tunity to display the artwork in the of- and 50 works chosen from work sub- fices of those esteemed administrators. mitted by Loras students. Any student who has taken an art class is eligible to Begun about four years ago, the Loras submit. The show will feature a range College Integrated Visual Arts degree in- of work including traditional studio art- tegrates classes in more traditional studio work, graphic design and interactive de- art with graphic design and interactive sign. A number of awards will be given, design. Students of the program take including first, second, and third place courses in each of the three areas com- prizes, and both president’s and dean’s bining applied learning and aesthetic ap- awards which grants the artist an oppor- preciation with hands-on experience.

APRIL APRIL 4-27 Rodgers & Hammerstein 10 Opera That Rocks

The Bell Tower Theater is all geared up and Hammerstein classics including Not in the traditional sense, mind you. ner will be held in the Nohr Gallery for its next show, and for fans of classic “Oh, What a Beautiful Morning;” “Get- No, we’re talking about The East Village at 5:30 p.m. Tickets for the dinner are musical theater, it’s sure to be a pleaser: ting to Know You” and “Climb Ev’ry Opera Company, a rock group coming $13 and must be purchased by April 8. The show will be a tribute to two mas- Mountain.” to the University of Wisconsin - Platte- Tickets for the EVOC concert are $24 for ters of the stage with Some Enchanted ville on Thursday, April 10. general admission, $22 for faculty and Evening: The Songs of Rodgers and The show is sponsored by American senior citizens, $18 for children under Hammerstein. Trust and Savings Bank. Performances The East Village Opera Company com- 18 and $12 for UW - P studets. Tickets are Thursday evenings at 7:30 p.m., Fri- prises a five-piece band, a string quartet are available at the University Box Of- day and Saturday evenings at 8 p.m, and and two vocalists, and the group’s musical fice in Ullsvik Hall, or online at tickets. Sunday afternoons at 3 p.m., from April style brings opera into the 21st century. uwplatt.edu. For more information, log 4 to 27. Tickets are just $17 for all per- The band presents innovative and mod- onto uwplatt.edu/arts/cfa. formances. For more information and to ern arrangement of opera’s most purchase tickets, call 563-588-3377 or renowned tunes, including “La check out www.belltowertheater.net. donna é mobile” from the clas- sic Rigoletto, “Habanera” from Carmen and Franz Schubert’s “Ave Maria,” and many, many From Oklahoma! to The Sound more. of Music, Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II have The EVOC’s performance will made our dreams come alive. begin at 7:30 p.m. in Brodbeck Some Enchanted Evening fea- Concert Hall. Prior to the con- tures more than 40 Rodgers cert, a special pre-show din-

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partner of our old friend Ed (not his and you see gardens and horses. Look real name), a firmly closeted gay man to your left and you see more gardens when he lived in Dubuque who found . . . and the brick slave quarters. When true love with Gordon (ditto) when he we were there, the weather was sunny moved away. What a relief to see a but in the 60’s; we could only imagine friend so happy, and to sit up half the the misery of those airless quarters in night talking and laughing with them the height of the humid summer. about anything and everything.

These days it’s easier than ever to keep DUNN up friendships via email and cell phone.

- The rest of our time was spent in But there’s no substitute for the things Charleston, South Carolina, playing that happen when you’re sitting with tourist in a city that’s survived and your feet up in someone’s living room, thrived through a revolutionary war, a or eating out at their favorite restaurant, civil war, hurricanes, and more earth- or just walking around their yard as quakes than you might think. Somehow they point out the trees they planted. there’s enough exquisite history left for It’s so effortless, that kind of conversa- In the shops in Charleston, we kept any tourist to lose herself in, not to men- tion, compared with typing on a key- coming upon sea grass baskets, beauti- tion the restaurants serving fancy dishes Deep South board or shouting over the phone. fully woven by hand by African Ameri- like the caramelized pear salad and We just got back from the Deep South, can women and priced too high for braised quail breasts with cheese grits where the dogwoods and tulip trees are From there we drove to Auburn, Ala- me to do more than admire. I couldn’t I devoured one evening. (Grits! I love in full bloom, and there are pansies and bama, home of the Tigers, and home take one home, but then again, neither grits! In fact the only souvenir I brought daffodils sprouting from the ground as of my newest friend, Jennifer. I used to could I take home the pelicans that flew home was a cloth bag of grits!) well. Weather-wise, we dodged two bul- call her my poet friend, now I just call through the air by the bay, or the gator lets, missing the tail end of the tornadoes her my friend – a definite promotion in that slid into the pond on our planta- We spent most of one day touring a that tore through Atlanta hours before we status. What’s funny about Jennifer and tion tour, or the fields of cherry trees in plantation, an experience that was landed, and finding only a little snow, her husband, Brad, living in Auburn is bloom along the highway. That’s why about as discomfiting as you might and no cancelled flights, when we came that they couldn’t care less about foot- we travel, to fill our minds and cameras expect. The one we chose has a mag- back through Chicago. The sun shone ball. Auburn has a line item for clean- with pictures and new ideas. Am I happy nificent entry drive lined with massive the whole time we were in Georgia, Ala- ing up TP after a football game. So to be back? Of course. Will I be ready to live oaks hung with Spanish moss (take bama, and South Carolina, and the only they stay home on game days, safe and go somewhere else soon? You bet. PAM KRESS PAM a look at boonehallplantation.org). thing we could find to complain about sound in their house full of books and . Follow it and you come to the main was a cool breeze in Charleston – not . . books. As Jennifer puts it, her home Pam Kress-Dunn house – not the original, but a good that we were looking for things to com- looks like a library married a used book [email protected] replica of its time. Look to your right plain about. This was vacation, after all. store and moved into a tree house. I

• loved it. Of course, I’m biased. I agree with who- ever it was who said, “A room without books is a body without a soul.” This is one of the most soulful houses I’ve ever seen.

We sat out on Jennifer’s deck drinking tea and eat- ing banana bread, listen- ing to southern birds and smelling the intensely beautiful fragrance of the tea olive tree in her back I’d never been to the southeast states, yard. The flowers are unremarkable, but unless you count the time my first hus- the smell is transporting. I found myself band and I and our baby girl flew to wondering if you can grow them up Nashville and then drove all night to north. Some of the azaleas were bloom- get to Florida’s Gulf coast for a family ing, but not nearly the acres that Jennifer Christmas. Nashville was the closest said would be in bloom by this week. flight we could get at the last min- In fact, she reports that they are doing ute, and our perception of the South, that now, and the air is raining pink and “deep” or otherwise, was smudged by white blossoms from the pear and cherry the exhaustion of a long flight, a night trees, unlike our mid-March, record-top- drive, and the neediness of a cranky ping four inches of snow. Jennifer is from infant. Tennessee, I hardly knew ya’ll. South Dakota, so she appreciates snow as much as flowers. And she wasn’t the Still, this part of the country has al- only person down there to warn of the ways held great fascination for me. It ominous bugs and snakes that make didn’t hurt that we have friends in one themselves at home in the high heat and suburb of Atlanta and family in an- humidity of the South. I swear, six people other, as well as a friend living tempo- must have described the shudder-induc-

GIVING VOICE GIVING rarily in Alabama. We got to meet the ing palmetto bugs to me. CAN I JUST HAVE YOU BUTTER MY FINGERS FOR ME? 12 19 APRIL 3 -16

Rotten Tomatoes collects the thoughts of dozens of movie reviewers across the country and averages their scores into a fresh or rotten rating. If a movie gets 60% or higher positive reviews, it is FRESH! THE BUZZ www.rottentomatoes.com - The future of any Superman-related film and TV projects has been thrown OPENING DURING THIS ISSUE into question after a landmark court Leatherheads (4/4) decision. A federal court has ruled Dodge Connolly, a charming, brash football that the family of Jerry Siegel, one The Bank Job - A Film by Roger Donaldson hero who is determined to guide his team of the creators of the character, is (The Recruit, Thirteen Days, Dante’s Peak) from bar brawls to packed stadiums. But entitled to a claim of half the copyright to Super- after the players lose their sponsor and the The Bank Job is based on a real-life bank heist that oc- man, as well as a share of any revenue generated by entire league faces certain collapse, Dodge convinces curred in 1971 on Baker Street in merry old London. the character since 1999. In 1937, Siegel sold the a college football star to join his ragtag ranks. The cap- Jason Statham plays Terry Leather, the leader of a group rights to the character for a paltry $130. tain hopes his latest move will help the struggling sport of small-time thieves. He is up to his eyes in debt with finally capture the country’s attention. All the while, he some unscrupulous thugs since his custom automo- - Sir Ian McKellen, who shot to finds himself falling for a young spitfire reporter who bile business is floundering. When an old friend in worldwide fame after playing the will stop at nothing for a story... the person of Martine (Saffron Burrows) shows up with wizard Gandalf in the Lord of the a fool-proof scheme to net a large sum of money, Terry Rings trilogy, has announced on his Nim’s Island (4/4) takes a chance, risks his happy home life and enlists Web site that the producers of The A popular author teams up with the adven- his boyhood friends to help him rob the bank. Little Hobbit have told him that they want ture-loving Alex Rover in order to help her does Terry know that he and his friends are about to be him to reprise the role in Hobbit. All that remains is number-one fan, a young girl who lives on a thrust into a dark the OK from director Guillermo del Toro. secret island where her father has gone miss- world of pornogra- ing. Two problems the author faces: Her crippling fear phy, corruption and - Sacha Baron Cohen is at it yet again. of leaving her house, and the fact that Alex is merely the everyone’s dirty lit- He has been filming his next “mocku- main character in her best-selling novels. tle secrets. You see, mentary” film, this one titled Bruno: the vault they have Delicious Journeys Through America Prom Night (4/11) chosen to rob con- for the Purpose of Making Hetero- Donna is getting ready for her senior prom tains safety deposit sexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable and it is supposed to be the best night of her boxes containing in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T- life. But when a killer from her past escapes, incriminating pho- Shirt. After Borat, heaven only knows what sort of the night turns from magic to murder as he tos and other valu- exploits to expect this time. chases after Donna. Now, she and her friends must sur- ables that others vive their own Prom Night. would kill to pos- - The possibility of an actors’ strike,

sess and protect. which could be catastrophic for Hol- Street Kings (4/11) lywood in the aftermath of the writ- Tom Ludlow is a veteran Los Angeles cop The Bank Job is a ers’ strike, has just increased greatly who finds life difficult to navigate after the gritty film that rec- after the two actors’ unions, AFTRA death of his wife. When evidence implicates reates the atmo- and the Screen Actors’ Guild, an- him in the execution-style murder of a fellow sphere of London in the early 1970s. The cars, the nounced a split. For the past several decades, the officer, he is forced to ask the tough questions, break hair, the cavalier attitudes toward drugs and the loose unions had negotiated contracts together. The like- the unwritten rules of being a cop and go up against the morals are all there. It was the age of free love and lihood of both unions reaching a deal by June 30 ... police culture he’s been a part of his entire career, ulti- polyester, after all. Statham and his co-cohorts in well, here’s hoping a miracle happens. mately leading him to question the loyalties of everyone crime come across as the slightly bumbling band of around him. criminals that they are. They never quite seem sure - Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, the of what to do next and, quite honestly, make mistakes scribes behind the Pirates of the Ca- Smart People (4/11) at every turn. The situation at the heart of the story is ribbean film trilogy, are set to begin When Dr. Janet Hartigan agrees to look af- intriguing if even remotely true. Just how much of this writing the big-screen adaptation of ter her injured former professor, little does movie is based on reality, it makes one wonder and The Lone Ranger for producer Jerry she know she will soon have to contend want to find out. The story is engaging and moves Bruckheimer. There are no reports yet with his clumsy affections, the attitude of rather effortlessly through the 110 minutes. 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(R) (107 min.) $5, $7 11:55, 1:55, 3:55, 6:55, 9:00 Mindframe Midnight MADNESS Bruges is a welcoming destination for travellers (Fri., Aprl 4 / Sat., April 5) from all over the world. But for hit men Ray and Ken, it’s no vacation; a botched job has re- Night of the Living Dead sulted in the pair being ordered there by their boss. Until he calls them one more time. (Not Rated) (96 min.) The original, the classic, the one that Bella gave birth to them all! Experience (PG-13) (100 min.) $5, $7 George A. Romero’s visionary film that 12:50 , 2:35, 4:25, 7:00, 9:15 pioneered the entire “zombie” genre. Sooner or later every one of us will face A frightened young woman, two par- an irreversible moment that will change ents and their daughter, and a brave our lives forever. If it hasn’t happened to loner find themselves hold up in a deso- you yet...it will. 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APRIL APRIL 18 Moonlight Bowlin’ with Bud! 25 The Diamonds

To be more specific, let’s go moonlight In yet another installment of The Diamonds will also pay tribute to the bowling! It’s the first annual Bud- their classic concerts series, Mu- classic four part vocal groups—The Four weiser 9-Pin, a moonlight bowl- sic N’ More Promotions and Old- Lads, The Four Aces, The Four Freshmen ing event sponsored by Kirchhoff ies 107.5 have announced that the and The Four Seasons, as well as some of Distributing and held at Fischer legendary band The Diamonds the greatest solo artists of the oldies era Lanes on Friday, April 18! will perform on Friday, April 25, at - Bobby Darin, Buddy Holly and Elvis, to the Grand Opera House! name a few. Teams will consist of five bowlers, made up of any combination of males and females. For only $10 per per- The Diamonds began their re- son, bowlers will get a Budweiser T-shirt cording career in 1956 with and three games of bowling. There will the chart-topping “Why Do also be prizes and specials on Budweiser Fools Fall In Love,” and in products. A night of bowling with friends early 1957 they recorded Opening for The Dia- ... what could be more fun? “Little Darlin’.” That year, monds will be Artie and Little Darlin was the most The Pink Catillacs, per- Bowling sessions will begin at 7 and 9:30 popular song in America as forming the Elvis show p.m. The event is open to the first 14 paid well as Europe, and went that launched Artie into teams registering for each time slot, so get on to sell over 20 million the Iowa Rock & Roll on it! Go! Go! Teams must be registered by or at Kirchhoff Distributing, located at copies. The Diamonds Hall of Fame. April 10 to receive the Budweiser T-shirt. 5035 Chavenelle Road. For more informa- continued with a string Pay Michelle or Bob at Fischer Lanes, lo- tion, call Mark Steuer at 563-556-8911. of hits including “The Tickets for the show are $35.75 cated at 880 Locust Street in Dubuque, Stroll,” “Silhouettes,” for general seating, and V.I.P “One Summer Night tickets are running $47.75. and Thousand Miles They’re available at the Away,” and many, many Grand box office or by more. calling 563-588-1305. HOLY CRAP, THERE’S STILL MORE MUSIC TO WRITE ABOUT! 15 APRIL 3 -16

Johnny & the Moondogs, drinking the whiskey shots fans kept sending up while the rest of the band downed colored wa- ter. Ralph Kluseman reported a similar incident at Potter’s Mill in Bellevue that may have involved Johnny Walker (the musician, not the brand of whiskey).

Mark Oberfoell explained how he would “accidentally” misplace his tab at the end of the night, “so I’d end up with about a three- The Roots of the Tri-State dollar bar tab.” But Tittle has one that could be straight out of a Blues Brothers movie. Live Music Scene, Part 3 “I played for Admiral over there in East Dubuque,” he recalls. “At the end of the by Mike Ironside night I owed him more money than he paid me!” Apparently part of the stage We now return to our feature presenta- show proved to be expensive. “I’d get on tion: The Story That Wouldn’t Die! Ac- the bar with the guitar and I’d go up and tually, this is not a screenplay for a ‘50s down the bar and knock over drinks,” sci-fi movie, and if it were, we would he explains. “I’d buy ‘em a drink and I’d be rooting for “The Story” because it is a end up owing the Admiral at the end of pretty cool one if we do say so ourselves. the night.” The maneuver proved to be For the past two issues we have been ex- a strategy for getting another gig. Said ploring the deep and expansive roots of Tittle, “He’d have to have us back so he the Tri-State area’s live music scene. Part could get his money back!” 1 of this feature ran in our March 6 issue of 365ink, and Part 2 ran in our March Humorous stories aside, everyone seems 20 issue so if you haven’t read both, we to agree that when you work in bars, talk- strongly suggest you to go find back - is ing with audience members at break time sues or read them online in our back is- and sharing a drink is part of being an sue archive on Dubuque365.com. entertainer. “I never turn down a drink,” states Walker. “That’s part of my job.” He The fact that we are into our third install- adds, joking, “If I can get them to buy me ment is a pretty good indicator that we are a 12-pack, I’m doin’ good.” trying to cram a book’s-worth of material into a 32-page bi-weekly magazine that’s always already crammed full of community events and original writing. As such, we understand that there is no way we will be able to include every band, player and club in the Dubuque area’s rich and expansive live music history, but if you’ve followed us this far, you’ve read some pretty good sto- ries with even more to come. If you haven’t, please go back and read the earlier install- ments. You’ll be glad you did. “The Rick Tittle Show featuring The Blue Anyway, the last time we left off, we had Ribbon Express” as the well-aged promo just learned how a personal encounter photo stated. Now that’s country! with Jim Beam whiskey now enables Rick Tittle agrees – “Somebody in my band Tittle to predict when it is about to rain. turned down a drink one night and I said, It wasn’t the only story we heard that in- ‘You know what, that’s what’s makin’ that volved drinking; we heard more than a cash register ring.’” Tittle continues, ap- few in the course of our group interview parently a bit wiser from his broken ankle – how Laura McDonald was duped by incident. “I used to leave at the end of the night with two or three Jim Beam and Cokes just watered down,” he says. “But you take that drink ‘cause that’s what you’re there for … ‘cause if that cash register ain’t ringin’ you’re not getting’ paid.”

But on the subject of the lifestyle that sometimes goes along with being an en- tertainer, Tittle jokes, “Write down that we all said, ‘If we would’ve known we Mark Oberfoell (Far Right) palys bass with the were going to live this long, we would’ve Upper Main Street Jazz Band at last month’s taken better care of ourselves!” Dubuque Night in DesMoines Event. Note Chuck Bregman on the keys to the left. Continued on page 29 Saturday, April 12 Friday, April 18

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Byron, on the other hand, was a student of film and art during her college career, and from there she launched into a ca- reer of sculpture, painting, model making and prototyping, working at Hyneman’s M5 Industries shop.

Bustin’ makes me feel good! Byron and Imahara will sign autographs The MythBusters presentation has been and pose for photographs. made possible by a grant from the Wilgus Distinguished Lecturer Fund, an endow- Whether ghostbusting, bunker-busting or ment set up by James Alva Wilgus, a for- The program is free and open to the pub- mythbusting ... busting is always a good While hosts Adam Savage and Jamie mer UW - P administrator. lic. Tickets will be available at the Center time. Just ask Kari Byron and Grant Ima- Hyneman are front and center on the pro- for the Arts box office, located in Ullsvik hara, best known as two of the three Build gram, much of what they do wouldn’t be The event will be held at Williams Field- Hall. Tickets will be available to College Team members on the wildly popular Dis- possible without the help from the Build house on the UW-P campus, with doors of Engineering, Mathematics and Science covery Channel program Team members, who have opening at 5:45 p.m., while the autograph students on April 7, to all students on MythBusters, who will be extensive backgrounds and photo session will be held in the Pio- April 8, and to the public on April 9. For speaking at the University that complement the ex- neer Student Center beginning at 8 p.m. more information, call 608-342-1448. of Wisconsin - Platteville perience of the two hosts. on Monday, April 21! Imahara, as fans of the show well know, is a ro- The presentation by Byron botics expert, having spent and Imahara will delve ages working at Industrial into their individual back- Light & Magic, crafting grounds, their lives before visual effects for various MythBusters and what be- extravaganzas through the ing part of the myth-bust- years, including the Star ing team actually means. Wars prequel trilogy and Following their presenta- the sequels to The Matrix. tion, the program will then He was also a prominent move into questions submitted by UW figure in the combat robotics arena for - P students beforehand, and it will end several years (remember BattleBots?), with an open-microphone question-and- sometimes competing against his future answer session. Following the program, bosses, Savage and Hyneman. THERE’S EVERYTHING GENTLEMANLY ABOUT RUGBY 19 APRIL 3 -16

sport, but the beauty of rugby is that there tions, such as the American Cancer So- are no individualized players and one has ciety. In fact, they brought in over $1200 to be able to think on his or her feet. (Yes, for the Special Olympics during the Polar females can play rugby too!) There is not a Plunge this past year. They are involved quarterback … there are fifteen of them. in our community through the donation No one is simply offensive or defensive. Ev- of their time to the City Rec Department, eryone is a ball carrier, a try-maker, and a Loras Sports Camp and our high schools. kicker. There are no playbooks, no sideline I bet they would even give you a ball if coaches calling the shots and no time-outs. you wanted to get a team together. They are all about making connections and “My job as a coach is to train the players in lending a hand. True 365ers, if you ask their skill sets and then send them onto the me, and that’s pretty cool in my book. pitch to use those skills,” says Ruden. Pitch, by the way, is a fancy little term for the field on which rugby is played. Maybe that is why there is such a strong bond between these Gentlemen. All the play is improvised, all the variables have to be taken into account (the weather, the opposing team, the split- by Tanya Tjarks “We deal with that all of the time,” says second decisions of your teammates) and Steve Ruden, a longtime player, often MVP, everyone works as one unit for the try. Did “Gentleman.” The word connotes an ele- and coach of The Gentlemen of Dubuque. I mention that a try is a point, and a team vated social rank, a higher quality of con- And if you were to meet Ruden, or team wants as many tries as possible to win the duct, an exemplary person. So how is it president Dave Schlueter, you really game? And the best part of the game … to that one puts this word in the name of our wouldn’t feel the urge to run for the hills. get the ball down-field to the endzone for Check out the Gentlemen of Dubuque fair city’s local rugby team … The Gentle- the try, it has to be thrown backward. There website at gentlemenofdubuque.com for men of Dubuque? Isn’t that oxymoronic? No stealing of chickens … no exorbitant is no forward passing in rugby. Talk about all that they have done, what is yet to Weren’t they called the Dubuque Dogs? amounts of chest hair? having to use your noodle and be creative! come, see some great photos and learn Aren’t rugby players a bunch of over- the rules of the game. Or better yet, their sized, knuckle-dragging, hairy men who “You don’t even have to be an athlete to So how is it that one breaks out of the pitch is McAleece Field, right here in our drink too much beer and then run around play rugby,” says Schlueter. “It’s more ce- stigma of the uni-browed Neanderthal? own backyard, so go check out a game. naked? Don’t ruggers pillage your village rebral than anything.” The Gentlemen of Dubuque pride them- Where else can you find a contact sport and steal your women and livestock? selves on their community service. They where the players refer to the referee as That’s a far cry from “Gentlemen.” Granted, we are talking about a contact raise money for special-needs organiza- “Sir?” That’s awfully gentlemanly. 365INK: PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR EVERY BAD JOKE WE MAKE 20 APRIL 3 -16

as well as the rest of the program. Reg- istration and pre-payment are required by Wednesday, April 16.

On Tuesday, April 22, Shalom will host an evening centered around the docu- mentary film The Power of Forgiveness. The highly acclaimed film tells the sto- ries of seven people who, because of Don’t forget to keep Shalom Retreat some event or another in their lives, Center in mind when looking for a way have been called upon to exercise and organizations to accomplish the to spend some time in a relaxing, con- forgiveness. Stories include an Amish “Celebrating Our three “R’s” as well as in diverting materi- templative setting. community who lost five children to Environment… als from the local landfill. murder, those who lost loved ones on Shalom’s next event, titled Nurtur- September 11, Holocaust survivor Elie the Moral Imperative” On April 25-26, the third annual Dubuque ing the Feminine Spirit, will be held Wiesel and more. The evening will by Mayor Roy D. Buol Community Days of Caring, a project of on Thursday, April 17, include a discussion of the Dubuque Area Chamber of Com- from 6:30 - 9 p.m. the film and a prayer. Last fall, as I prepared for remarks I merce Leadership Dubuque, will mobi- Women of all ages are Requested offering is would deliver at the 50th Anniversary of lize hundreds of volunteers who donate invited to the evening $7.50, which includes St. Elias the Prophet Church, I learned their time, share their skills and demon- event, which will begin popcorn and a beverage. about Greek Orthodox leader Metropoli- strate their passion for stewardship of all with a social, followed Registration is required tan John of Pergamon who addressed a God’s natural and human resources. by “Lydia,” a program by April 21. gathering of scientists and spiri- presented by the Ca- tual leaders 13 years ago about thedral Women’s Music To register for these the environment. He said, “Sci- Group and directed by events, call Shalom at ence cannot help the ecological Ruth Jackson, SVM, af- 563-582-3592, or send problem without the help of the firming the beauty of a check made payable to Church. Science can describe women through song Shalom Retreat Center at what is going wrong, describe and prayer. The event 1001 Davis St., Dubuque what technologies are needed, promises to have at- IA 52001, and include a but what is essential is that tendees feel renewed note listing the name of people love the environment. in both heart and spirit. the program you are at- We cannot save that which we The requested offering tending, along with your do not love.” Members of St. is $15, which covers the name, address and phone Elias are among those providing wine and cheese social number. the kind of local environmental leadership and collaborative ef- Days of Caring volunteers work at Hills & Dales forts that bring together the social, eco- nomic and environmental factors which And recently, Rev. Pat Robertson and Rev. will lead to a sustainable Dubuque. Alan Sharpton, who see very little through the same lens, agreed to do a TV com- Dubuque’s Catholic parishes have recent- mercial together in order to push the con- ly announced a new event, “Celebration versation on the environment. As they of Creation: Growing Green,” scheduled explained to the media, smokestacks are on April 14 at Resurrection Church and belching fumes, acid rain is killing fish, and April 22 at St. Raphael’s Cathedral. Or- breathing the air in Prague is killing people ganizers are quick to explain that this with lung disease…to name a few exam- is a moral imperative without religious ples. Their efforts, then, are to bring about boundaries. Parishioners are coming discussion among unlikely people that will Earth Day together to urge Dubuque citizens to help the debate on how to save the plan- Weekend Clean-up (April 19) change their lives through et…the “moral imperative” that Volunteers are needed to join us for a marine de- bris, river clean-up in the Port of Dubuque. Contact practical living tips on how crosses all boundaries. to accomplish the three “Rs” our education department for details. – reduce, reuse and recycle I invite you to join with your (May 30) – whether at home, work or neighbors to take advantage Captain’s Ball school. of the many opportunities The National Rivers Hall of Fame invites guests to kicking off in the month of feast on the sights, sounds and tastes of one of the As I recently reported in the April to celebrate our envi- world’s greatest rivers, the Mississippi. This is a red 2nd Annual State of the City ronment, to learn about sus- carpet, black tie-optional dinner and celebration. Address, there also are a tainability issues, and to join number of our local schools in on service projects that Mathias Ham House “At the Lead Mines” (May 31) that, with assistance from the Dubuque positively impact our community’s goal Historians, artifacts and the historical role play- Metropolitan Area Solid Waste Agency, toward becoming a “Green City.” have earned the proud distinction of be- ers will recreate the lead miner’s search for lead, their living quarters, food and culture. ing named “Green Vision Schools.” And, “When we tug on a single thing in na- the DMASWA’s “Green Vision Buildings ture, we find it connected to everything Program” is assisting local businesses else.” - John Muir 365INK: INITIATING YOU TO COOL EVENTS 21 APRIL 3 -16 The Busted Lift Presents: Celtic rock, indie rock, and hip-hop by Aaron Hefel images that float in and out of the movie score style songs. Locals Old Panther amp it up a bit with well-crafted, high- energy pop songs. Dallas natives The Pa- per Chase bring their noisy dirge march- ing music back to The Busted Lift for the first time in over a year. The band calls Bret Michaels Rock of Love Tour Kill Rock Stars its home, and fans of Un- April 19 at 8:00 PM, Five Flags Arena wound, Shellac or mid-‘90s Touch and Tickets: $32 & $35, Day of Show: $38 Tempest Go Records will dig this. I think. Thursday, April 3, 8:30 p.m. Carnage San Francisco-based Tempest brings Pinnacle MMA Combat Presents their Celtic rock and world folk inflect- Thursday, April 17, 9 p.m. ed music to the Busted Lift Thursday, We’d like to introduce Carnage, a Min- INITIATION April 3. With 20 years, 12 CDs and neapolis-based hip-hop artist who will be stopping by the Busted Lift Thurs- Five Flags Arena more than 2,000 gigs to their credit, Saturday, April 26, 7 pm, these guys know what they’re doing. day, April 17. On tour to promote his long-awaited official solo debut, Tickets: $50, $40, $35, $25 ‘Sense Of Sound,’ Carnage defines his style as “Immorally hand-woven ca- tastrophe tapestry orally attached to The Heartland Ballet beats.” Carnage pairs what has been described as “complex, multi-syllabic performs Giselle rhythms of edgy, personal and contro- April 25, 26 8 PM, April 27 at 2 PM versial content” with producer Booka Five Flags Theater The Paper Chase B’s multi-layered musical backdrops. With Old Panther and Painted Saints “Top notch wordplay and vocal accu- Friday, April 4, 9 p.m. racy at sometimes jaw-grinding speeds Gypsy folk and transcendent spaghetti keep you on the edge, wondering what western gothic images pepper the Paint- Carnage is going to spit out next,” reads ed Saints’ album Company Town. Gui- one online review of the new album. tarist / lyricist Paul Fonfara paints surreal We hope to see some heads bobbing.

and he’ll be rocking Five Flags. You know you want to be there for “Talk Dirty to Me” and other hits, right?

Yes, that’s right, ladies and gentlemen ... Bret Michaels, the star of VH1’s Rock My Chemical Romance KT Tunstall of Love and the lead singer of rock Congress Theatre, Chicago, IL • Thursday, April 17 Barrymore Theater, Madison, WI • Thurs., May 15 band Poison, is coming to Dubuque! Michaels is bringing his Rock of Love Santana The Cure 2008 tour to the Five Flags Arena on Tickets for Bret Michaels’ show are Allstate Arena, Rosemont, IL • Saturday, April 19 Allstate Arena , Rosemont, IL • Saturday, May 17 Saturday, April 19. $32 and $35 in advance, and $38 on the day of the show. Tickets are avail- Blue Man Group Rush Ever since last year, Michaels has able at the Five Flags box office, by Kohl Center, Madison, WI• Wednesday, April 23 i Wireless Center Moline, IL • Tues., May 20 starred in Rock of Love, a TV dat- phone at 563-589-4258, or online at ing game show in which he whittles www.ticketmaster.com. The show is The B-52s Greg Brown down a group of 25 women down presented by Eagle 102 and Y105. House of Blues, Chicago, IL • Thursday, May 1 Five Flags Center, Dubuque, IA • Fri., May 30 to one, whom he selects as his soul mate. Of course, he’s also been best Megadeth B.B. King known for fronting a band that has Eagles Ballroom, Milwaukee, WI • Wednesday, May 7 Potawatomi Casino, Milwaukee, WI • Mon., June 9 sold more than 25 million albums during its time, a band that has cer- The Police KanYe West tainly achieved “legendary” status Allstate Arena, Rosemont, IL • Saturday, May 10 i Wireless Center, Moline, IL • Thursday, June 12 alongside ‘80s acts like Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Guns N’ Roses and more. Musical Comedians Comedy Tour Kenny Chesney & LeAnn Rimes Michaels can rock, he can rock hard, Five Flags Theater, Dubuque, IA • Thurs., May 8 i Wireless Center, Moline, IL • Thursday, June 19 BOB GELMS: MAYBE HE’S THE STAR BABY AT THE END OF 2001 22 APRIL 3 -16 Bob’s Book Reviews look at the pictures, were the dozen place. Is it organic or so times when Playboy published a inside of us or does The Pod Bay Door Is Open piece by Mr. Clarke. The importance of evolution need a his short stories to the novels has always little shove from by Bob Gelms gay he almost always responded with, been downplayed but they were often outside to make it “No, just mildly cheerful.” Life long he a springboard to larger ideas he fleshed all happen? As you read this, the news of Arthur C. was full of quotes like that. Here are a out in his longer works. Clarke’s death is two weeks old. As I write few more examples: He wrote The Sen- this, it’s two days old. Mr. Clarke cele- He wrote Guardian Angel in 1946. Six tinel in 1948 and entered it in a British brated a landmark birthday last Decem- “I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent years later it was expanded to become Broadcasting Corporation short story ber after having completed, in his words, life. It’s just been too intelligent to come the first section of Childhood’s End. This competition which he didn’t win. It “90 orbits around the sun.” here. novel regularly makes top ten lists of the wasn’t published until 1951. Seventeen Or greatest science fiction novels of all time. years later he reached back to The Senti- In the 20th century five men defined “Any sufficiently advanced technology is I have re-read it more than any other book nel and used it as the basis for one of his and invented the modern version of indistinguishable from magic.” I have ever owned. One of the reasons it masterworks, 2001: A Space Odyssey. the science fiction genre. Arthur C. Or resonates so strongly with me as with al- The novel was written first but because Clarke topped a list that included Kurt “How inappropriate to call this Planet most everyone who reads it, is the main of the conflicting schedules between the Vonnegut, Robert Heinlein, Ray Brad- Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.” idea of the book that came to dominate post production on the movie and the bury, and Isaac Asimov. In the last 10 Or Clarke’s writing and blossomed spectac- time it takes to turn a manuscript into a months we have lost both Mr. Clarke and “Sometimes I think we’re alone in the ularly in Childhood’s End and 2001: A printed book, the movie came out first. Mr. Vonnegut. Now, only Ray Bradbury universe, and sometimes I think we’re Space Odyssey. It is the idea that we, as a This left the impression that the book was remains. not. In either case the idea is quite stag- species, are evolving even now, this min- a novelization of the movie when it was gering.” ute. Evolution is the means by which hu actually the other way around. Arthur C. Clarke was a towering giant of 20th century fiction. His imagination He is best known, of course, for his fic- 2001: A Space Odyssey is about evo- seemed as limitless as the universe he tion. Three of his novels are tours de lution. It is about not only the evolu- wrote about. He was a prolific writer. His force starting with one of the best tion of the human species but also body of work nearly equaled the com- science fiction novels ever writ- about the capability of evolution. bined output of the other four men on ten, Childhood’s End. That Chimps evolve into humans and that list, but, he was much more than just work, along with 2001: A humans evolve into whatever a writer of fiction. Space Odyssey and Ren- you wish to believe the star dezvous with Rama, child at the end of the mov- He comes as close as anyone in the mod- would be enough for ie has become. HAL the ern era to embodying the idea of a Re- any writer to rest a computer (advance the naissance man. He had a lifelong interest career on, but not Ar- letters in HAL’s name by in scuba diving, in part because he was thur Charles Clarke. one letter and you get afflicted with a type of polio that left him IBM) is not capable of disabled on land but almost weightless You see, he was a evolution, nor does he in the water. During WWII Mr. Clarke virtuoso of a liter- actually evolve in any was involved with the development of ary form that has meaningful way. Do the British version of RADAR. In 1945 all but disappeared, the monoliths discov- he proposed a stunning idea that would the short story. He ered on the moon and change life on Earth forever. His bio puts has the distinction elsewhere in our solar it this way: “Clarke’s most important sci- of writing the longest system somehow give us entific contribution may be his idea that and the shortest short a little evolutionary push? geostationary satellites would be ideal stories in existence. The Do they, themselves, evolve telecommunications relays. He described longest one is appropri- or are they there simply to this concept in a paper titled Extra-Terres- ately called The Longest Sci- witness another species in the trial Relays — Can Rocket Stations Give ence-fiction Story Ever Told. It universe coming of age? These Worldwide Radio Coverage?, published has a beginning but the ending ideas would take Clarke’s writing in Wireless World in October 1945. The keeps on going to infinity which is into a much more spiritual realm as geostationary orbit is now sometimes why it’s the longest short story ever writ- time went by. Read The Star and The known as the Clarke Orbit or the Clarke ten. The shortest one is called siseneG. Nine Billion Names of God and try to Belt in his honor.” For this he won the It has a beginning, middle, and end. It mans become transcendent and in this not be moved by what happens. Franklin Institute Stuart Ballantine Medal has a plot and a character who has a transcendence we become more like and was nominated for the Nobel Prize problem to solve and manages to do so the gods we worship. At some point the “I’m sometimes asked how I would like in 1994. He had two hit television shows by the end. The main character is quite line that separates the worshiper and the to be remembered,” he once said. “I’ve and in NASA’s early days when all of the a surprise and the story takes place over one being worshiped is erased and we had a diverse career as a writer, under- space launches were televised, he did the course of aeons. All of that happens become what we worship. Clarke was water explorer, space promoter and sci- the broadcasts with Walter Cronkite. To in 33 words. fascinated by and convinced that this ence populariser. Of all these, I want to top it all off he was knighted by Queen was happening. Incidentally, so was the be remembered most as a writer — one Elizabeth II in 1998 as a Knight Bachelor The only times I ever bought Playboy great Catholic theologian Pierre Teilhard who entertained readers, and, hopefully, of the British Empire. magazine, in fact, the only times I ever de Chardin in his seminal work Omega stretched their imagination as well.” His sexuality was a topic of frequent read Playboy magazine BEFORE look- Point. Clarke was also captivated by the speculation, but when asked if he was ing at the pictures and I did eventually means by which this evolution takes Done and done! I THINK THAT BIRDS GOING TO ATTACK THAT DUDE 23 APRIL 3 -16

as in sports, there is a huge difference Can-Do Mattitude in focusing on “not losing” instead of focusing on “winning”. By spend- A can-do attitude sets the achievers ing time and energy on what can’t apart from the dreamers. If you have be done, you erode your confidence a can-do attitude, you believe that by and chip away at your abilities. Look setting your mind to something, it is beyond the “can’t” of a situation and possible to achieve. Someone with a look for the “can.” can-do attitude focuses on what can be done rather than what can’t be done. Can-doers initiate action and are A can-doer is willing to do whatever willing to put forth the effort and pay it takes to cross the finish line. Under- the price of success. When others stand that your attitude makes the dif- are overwhelmed and feel helpless, ference and you’ll discover that nearly can-doers continue pressing forward. anything is possible. Acheivment comes to many people not because they are exceptional, but Having a can-do attitude is the dif- because they have a can-do attitude. ference between success and failure. A can-do attitude is more important It plays a part in every phase of your than skills, talent, experience, educa- life and is particularly important when tion or intelligence. You can’t do any- you face a difficult or seemingly hope- thing to change the fact that problems less situation. There are many ways exist, you can however, overcome to look at a situation and a can-doer those problems and reach your goals looks for what they can do, whereas with a can-do attitude. A can-do at- others look for what can’t be done. titude sets the acheivers apart from One of the worst human habits is a the mere dreamers. A can-do attitude tendency to concentrate on what can’t doesn’t guarantee success, but it be done rather than what can. In life, gives you a fighting chance.

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Is it really wise to water our lawns or Anyway, so where does that leave me wash our vehicles with water that might here in Dubuque? better be used for drinking? Life Stiles Well, I suppose I could decide on a There are roughly 50 million acres of lawns “green” roof—where I could easily grow in the U.S., along with roughly 90 million vegetables during the summer and help Slowly Going Green! lawnmowers, weed trimmers, leaf blow- insulate my home throughout the year. ers and other small-engine lawn & garden The green roofs at Chicago City Hall, in by Jeff Stiles cal and economic and social concerns— tools in use. The Environmental Protection fact, do a remarkable job of not only recy- each of which must be considered for a Agency estimates that users spill 17 million cling runoff water but also decreasing the No one has ever accused me of being fully sustainable community. gallons of fuel from those devices each temperature for the occupants below. an “environmental wacko,” as the term year, which collectively adds up to more is sometimes thrown about these days. According to literature from the city, the than the infamous Exxon Valdez oil spill. Of course, I can’t plant greenery on the Don’t get me wrong—it’s not that I don’t term “green” refers to “energy-efficient, slanted roofs of my house, nor do I think care about nature or dislike the color eco-friendly characteristics that cause my neighbors would appreciate it if I let green, but rather that preservation of minimal negative environmental impact”; my lawn grow knee-high this summer earth’s resources has simply never been the term “sustainable” is defined by “a just so pesticides don’t leak into the soil. at the very top of my list of priorities. community’s ability to meet the environ- mental, economic, and social equity needs Still, all of this information has been caus- That being said, I’ve always become a little of today without reducing the ability of fu- ing me to reexamine the way I view our upset at people who litter, and have even ture generations to meet their needs.” world and her natural resources. In fact, af- written letters to newspaper editors com- ter our long, cold winter and record-break- plaining about those who toss cigarette Last week, at a luncheon sponsored by ing snowfall, I think I’ll be probably be rid- butts out their car windows. Just don’t invite the “My Community My Vision” organi- ing my bike along the Heritage Trail a lot me to a gathering of tree-huggers, or you’ll zation in Platteville, I learned about the more this coming year—and the vegetable likely see my eyes beginning to glaze over. “One World Two Wheels” program being garden in my family’s backyard will be in- Anyway, when an opportunity arose late last promoted by Trek bikes to reduce pollu- Over 67 million pounds of pesticides are creased to three times its normal size. year to be part of the Sustainable Living Task tion, reduce traffic and reduce waistlines. applied to U.S. lawns annually, which Force in Dubuque, as a representative from represents 2-3 times the application rate Hey, that adds up to less grass to mow, which the city’s zoning commission, I volunteered. And last month I took part in a Sustain- of the total agricultural production. Ac- results in less air pollution from my mower cording to the EPA, 40-60% of nitrogen and less fuel leaking into the ground. applied to lawns end up in surface and groundwater systems. In the end, I guess everyone wins.

BarSafe Training, Tuesday, April 8th 6-9 PM We will be holding TIPS barsafe training Tuesday, April 8, from 6-9 pm at NICC downtown. We have 15 spots available. It will be a first come first serve basis. So if you plan to help chair the any beer pour- ing events, sell tickets, or supervise a tent please think about joining us. Please email Beth McGorry at [email protected]. There is no cost to you, but your RSVP is needed by Monday, April 7. This group—made up of men and women able Living Workshop at the Grand Riv- from Alliant Energy, Aquila, the Community er Center, where I learned some quite Environmental Jeporady, April 10, 7:30 PM Paul Schultz from the city of Dubuque’s department Foundation of Greater Dubuque, Devel- shocking statistics that will undoubtedly of Operations & Maintenance will speak to us at oper’s Roundtable, DMATS, the Dubuque shape the way I view environmental is- the clubhouse (515 W. 8th) about new recycling Area Chamber of Commerce, the Archdio- sues in the future. options for city residents during the 2008 year. cese of Dubuque Area Congregations Unit- This would be a great time to bring any questions/ ed (DACU), Dubuque Community School Although 75% of the earth is covered with concerns you have about the recycling program in Dubuque. This event is FREE, so bring your friends District, Dubuque Metropolitan Area Solid water, only 1% of that water is safe for hu- or co-workers who might be interested in joining Waste Agency, Environmental Stewardship man consumption. And 25% of the entire the Jaycee’s. Kids welcome. Contact Nathan Lange, Advisory Commission, Iowa Department world’s available drinkable fresh water ex- 563-663-2141, [email protected]. of Natural Resources, National Mississippi ists within the Great Lakes— which contains State Convention in Johnston, IA Apr.11-13 River Museum & Aquarium, various neigh- 95% of the fresh water in the United States. Contact Amanda at [email protected] borhood associations and other organiza- if you are interested in attending. tions—meets regularly to plan initiatives and Since water is the key to a sustainable Spring is almost here and it is a great time to dis- take suggestions from community members environment, we were told that humans cover the Jaycees. Summer events and activities and businesses alike in order to help put in need to be wise about how we use water make for a very full Jaycee calendar and there is practice the city’s “green” initiatives. and what other liquids we allow to drain sure to be a host of opportunities to please ev- into our waterways. Across the United eryone. Join ther Jaycees and discover yourself, discover your community, discover the possibili- Basically, we discuss ways in which we States, for instance, 30-60% of annual ties in your life. Come to any Jaycee event and collectively can make Dubuque a city municipal potable water consumption is introduce youself, that all it takes to get started! that takes into account various ecologi- used for lawn watering. DOES MCDONALD’S COUNT AS NUTRITION? 25 APRIL 3 -16 Prefer to prepare a more homemade All you need Soccer Mom Snacks meal? Turn to tortilla wraps. They are 1 Keebler ™ shortbread pie crust Does dinner consist of a bag of cookies on perfect for on-the-go meals. No crumbs, 1 cup sugar the way to soccer practice? Or maybe a no squished bread and they seal up tight. 1 cup water grab-and-go at a nearby convenience store? Try serving a “Banana Dog” tonight. 2 1/2 tbsp cornstarch Is the local pizza joint number on your cell 3 tbsp dry Hy-Vee strawberry gelatin phone speed dial? Sound familiar? Then it 1 quart fresh strawberries, hulled is time to keep your kids fueled with fast Whipped topping, thawed (optional) and healthy snacks you can keep on hand.

All you do Bolthouse Farms™ Juice Prepare pie crust according to package or Naked™ Juice directions. Meanwhile, in a saucepan, Name your color – green, red, orange, white combine sugar, water and cornstarch. or purple. Both of these refreshing bever- Cook, stirring constantly, until thick. ages are a delicious blend of fruits of the Remove from heat. Add gelatin, stirring same color. Enhanced with nutrients, these Banana Dog until dissolved. Cool mixture in refriger- rich juices are sure to keep kids kicking on Add a few sprinkles of sunflower ator while preparing strawberries. Layer the soccer field. Look for both brands in RECIPE seeds or raisins for an extra fitness strawberries and filling (which is just be- your favorite Hy-Vee produce aisle. boost. ginning to set) in pie crust. Refrigerate. Pistachios Serve with whipped topping. Serves 8. All you need Pass the pistachios, please! Kids will get 1/2 cup peanut butter Nutrition Facts: 220 calories, 2 g fat, 44 g a crack out of these delicious satisfying 2 tbsp honey carbs, 19 g protein, 1 g fiber, 135 mg sodium. snacks. Easy to eat and tasty. too! Pista- 2 small bananas chios are packed with potassium – a nu- 4 (6-inch) tortillas Chilled Strawberry Soup trient essential for fluid balance and peak performance. Serve with a sport drink. Serve with sweet tortilla wedges. All you do RECIPE Simply spritz with vegetable spray Del Monte™ Fruit Naturals Stir peanut butter and honey together. and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. Bake Finally, fresh fruit kids will easily enjoy in Spread flour tortilla with peanut butter until crisp. four mouthwatering flavors – pineapple, mixture. Peel banana and cut lengthwise in

peaches, tropical medley and grapefruit half. Place 1 banana half into each tortilla. All you need chunks. No need to peel, cut, dice or Roll tortilla up and chow down! Serves 4. 2 lbs strawberries, hulled, sliced remove any seeds. Simply pull back the Springtime is Strawberry Time 1/2 cup amaretto liqueur lid and insert a spoon. Find them in the Nutrition Facts: 460 calories, 6 g fat, 46 g Most people eat strawberries because they 2 cups Hy-Vee fat-free vanilla yogurt produce aisle. carbs, 15 g protein, 420 mg sodium. taste great! But did you know each and ev- 1/2 cup Hy-Vee orange juice ery strawberry is packed with great nutrition 1/4 cup sugar Wildwood™ Soyogurt™ Smoothie Mighty Dog — everything from folate to fiber to phy- 1/2 cup Hy-Vee skim milk A must drink! Smoothies are refreshing and Make with extra-lean hot dogs for tochemicals? Well, it is true. For instance, 1 tbsp Hy-Vee honey energizing and filled with nutrients. Plus, easier digestion and more instant just eight strawberries have more vitamin C 1/2 tsp Hy-Vee ground cinnamon they look cool on or off the playing field. RECIPE energy. than an orange and offer an abundance of 1/2 tsp Hy-Vee vanilla extract Choose smoothies made with soy or add antioxidants. Strawberries are an excellent some whey protein to a favorite brand or All you need source of fiber, potassium and folic acid - All you do homemade blend. Research shows both soy 4 slices 2 % cheddar cheese a very special vitamin naturally designed In a large bowl, combine strawberries and protein and whey protein help fight muscle 4 Dubuque extra-lean plumper-size to prevent birth defects and keep the heart amaretto. Cover and refrigerate overnight. fatigue during endurance activities. hot dogs healthy too. Best of all, strawberries have Drain strawberries. Reserve 1 cup straw- 4 (6-inch) tortillas only 50 calories in a one-cup serving and berry slices. In a blender, combine re- Lean Pockets™ Need a quick meal – nutritiously? Lean no cholesterol or saturated fats. maining strawberries, yogurt, orange juice, All you do Pockets™ are the answer. With only sev- sugar, milk, honey, cinnamon and vanilla Place a slice of 2% cheddar cheese on en grams of fat and fewer than 300 calo- From breakfast to dinner, snacks to des- extract. Puree until well mixed. Pour into a each tortilla. Top with extra-lean hot ries a serving, Lean Pockets will satisfy a serts, strawberries are “berry” good. Feast large serving bowl. Stir in 1 cup strawberry dog. Micro-heat until hot. Roll up and hungry appetite and digest easily. Keep on strawberries this spring! slices. Cover. Chill until serving. Serves 6. bite down. Serves 4, several delicious varieties in the freezer.

• Wash and eat, or dip in chocolate. Nutrition Facts: 140 calories, 0 g fat, 0 mg When loading up the car, pop one in the cholesterol, 60 mg sodium, 31 g carbohy- Nutrition Facts: 210 calories, 6 g fat, 17 g • Top over breakfast cereal. microwave and soon you can head out drates, 4 g fiber, 25 g sugar, 5 g protein. carbs, 15 g protein, 440 mg sodium. • Toss into a dinner salad. the door with a hot meal in hand. • Stir into cream cheese and spread on a bagel. • Layer strawberries with low-fat yogurt and granola for a parfait treat. • Blend into fruit smoothies. • Thread through skewers and grill. Serve warm with ice cream.

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RECIPE or be bold and make a homemade pie crust with our favorites at hy-veercipes.com. SOMETIMES WHEN IT GOES GREEN, THERE’S A TORNADO. THAT’S NOT GOOD! 26 APRIL 3 -16 now, you can go and look at the Egyptian pyramids, but these kids have an opportunity to see the Shot Tower every day, and they should know more about it ... not just as a place to buy pizza on Locust Street.”

Continued from page 4 The Dubuque Museum of Art will be host- ing trolley tours for fourth-grade classes from Inside the new Diamond Jo April 7 - 11, to four historic sites -- Five Flags, the Old Jail, the Shot Tower and City Hall - All packaging, wood pallets, - with presentations performed by costumed cardboard, etc., will be collected actors. Giese Sheet Metal and recycled.

“I think that’s something really important to Giese Sheet Metal is one a many All deliveries will be done with bring out, I think it’s such a unique com- contractors working on the new fully loaded trucks and not done more than once per day. ponent,” says John Woodin. “It’s really neat Area art students (3rd- and 4th-graders) Diamond Jo Casino who have what they’re doing with these costumed in- will also have another part to play in Ar- taken the GoGreen Challenge in their own practices. Can you make the pledge? terpreters, because it’s so much more than a chitecture Days: An art show. Students will showcase architecture-related art projects tour guide just droning on that ‘This build- Three of the action steps that Visit Dubuque365.com and look ing was built in 1893.’ It’s a costumed actor in the gallery space at the 1000 Jackson for the “Go Green” link. Tell us Warehouse, known for the annual Voices Giese Sheet Metal has taken to- who is going to come out and talk about ward thaty goal are: your organization’s top three “Go this building, in character, and that’s go- from the Warehouse District exhibition. A Green” action steps. Take the chal- ing to mean a lot more to the kids. What’s reception, with refreshments, will be held All unused metal ductwork, pip- lenge to your team! 365 and the also staggering about this is that we had of- on Tuesday, April 8, from 6 – 8 p.m. The re- ing and spiral will be returned to Diamond Jo casino will highlight fered the tours to the schools, and they were sponse to the art show last year was “over- main office and scrapped for re- one local “Go Green” organization booked within hours, which means there’s a whelming,” according to the committee, cycling. every issue in 2008. lot of interest in the schools for this sort of and the reception will also announce the thing, which is ... exciting.” winners of the Treasure Hunt that has been running for some time now in local press. The trolley tours are a logical offering to 365 fourth-grade students, who study a curriculum One of the biggest events of Architecture that includes exploration of local history. Days will take place on Thursday, April 10, Continued on page 31 “These kids are so excited to be studying this ... my goodness, it’s amazing to see it,” notes Shirley Deppe, a Carver Elemen- tary art teacher. “You normally wouldn’t expect, with kids this age, to see such an interest in art and architecture, but they know the stories, and they can give you Create a lasting legacy to the Veteran in your life. little details, it’s really just great.”

Mike Gibson continues, “That was the inten- tion when we developed the curriculum, it was called ‘Dubuque’s Heritage: Life in Your Own Backyard.’ The idea was to approach history and get the young people to real- ize that there’s history right around in their own backyards everyday. With the Internet Details online @ www.vetsmemorialplaza.org I GOT YOUR SUDOKU RIGHT HERE PAL! 27 APRIL 3 -16 WELCOME TO OUR ALL NEW TIME-KILLING 365 PUZZLE PAGE

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Dear Trixie: HOROSCOPES What are the warning signs that your mate is cheating? ARIES Your anger may be a bit irrational, but then again, it is --Wondering Wife infuriating that the marketing powers have seemed to pull a fast one by selling us boneless chicken wings. They’re called chick- Dear Wondering Wife: en nuggets, people. If you’re not going to eat chicken nuggets, Does your husband buy you flowers or give you jewelry why on Earth do you accept boneless wings? You’ve been had! Cryptoquip when it’s not your birthday or your anniversary? When he’s with you does he let all his cell phone calls go di- TAURUS From the “Good -- Bad -- Worse” department, you rectly to voicemail? Does he call for no reason just to and your next date are going to share a love of classic films. say he loves you? Is he “in a meeting” when you call his When choosing a movie to watch together, the choice be- office? Does he golf all day on Saturday? If you answered tween Some Like It Hot, Pink Floyd’s The Wall, and A Clock- Crossword yes to any of these questions then your husband is most work Orange is clear. certainly cheating! I hope that helps. GEMINI If you haven’t already, one day you are going to learn that, when turning left onto Locust from eastbound Highway 20, the left Dear Trixie; turn lane has the right of way in both the far left AND THE MIDDLE What would you do with a man who refuses to use LANE SO IF YOU’RE IN THE RIGHT LANE STOP CUTTING PEO- deodorant, rarely bathes and doesn’t even own a PLE OFF BY DRIFTING INTO THE MIDDLE. Thank you. toothbrush? --Disgusted In Dubuque CANCER McGruff says to take a bite out of crime. So go over to the library and find someone reading a copy of anything Dear Disgusted: written by Rush Limbaugh, and gnaw a chunk out of their Absolutely nothing! arm. Let’s face it: That’s just criminal. Even Exchange LEO While you will fall in love with the Silver Dollar’s Wood- Dear Trixie: bine Burrito upon your first tasting of it, please remember to My boyfriend says he loves me and I believe he does. think of your co-workers when consuming large quantities of We’ve been together for three years and not once in refried beans. all that time has he been faithful. First it was a girl he worked with and he had to change shifts. Then it was our VIRGO The next chest cold you get might be a blessing in neighbor’s daughter who babysat for us. After that it was disguise. Not only will you be able to take much-needed time Mega a secretary, his dental hygienist, a stripper, my cousin, his off, but you can infect anyone who has wronged you in recent Maze best friend’s wife and now a waitress at our club. Why times. That’s always a win, no matter how much crap you does he continually cheat on me? hack up from your lungs. --Totally Distraught LIBRA While speaking in French will always make you sound Dear Distraught: a little bit sillier, shouting in German will always make you It’s called the limbic system. It’s the pleasure cen- sound much more impressive and imposing. Remember this ter in the brain that handles motor skills and primitive when trying to make a point at a meeting. impulses. And because you let him. SCORPIO If someone discovers a really embarrassing fact about you, just tell them you’re an avid fan of pro wrestling. THE ANSWERS Questions on Page 6 Dear trixie: They’ll instantly forget whatever it was they were looking 1. B, the Five Flags Theater (then known as the Majestic) was built in 1910. I met a very fascinating guy on the Internet. He says the down upon you for. funniest things and is so attentive. He says he’s an entre- 2. A, Bob Hope was the first performer to en- preneur. What exactly does that mean? SAGITTARIUS There are people who will tell you that the tertain at Five Flags Arena (in 1979). Chicago Cubs will endure yet another season of hopeless fu- --Newly Single 3. D, St. Luke’s has one of the biggest Tiffany tility and that all hope should be abandoned now. It’s too Stained Glass collections in the nation. Dear Single: early to be ready to jump off the ledge. At least wait until the end of April. 4. True: Bret Michaels has indeed released a It means he’s unemployed. country album. Be afraid. CAPRICORN Get revenge on the people who played lame 5. C, Bob Dylan’s true last name is Zimmer- man. Dear Trixie: April Fools’ tricks on you. The Doctor won’t say how, though. My girlfriend has been acting crazy lately. She puts He won’t be held liable for your criminal activities, miscreant. 6. A, Stanley Kubrick directed 2001: A Space things in weird places and repeats words over and over. (Rotten eggs are always awesome.) Odyssey. She walks around the apartment talking to herself and 7. When Five Flags was lined up to be torn clenching her fists. Sometimes she hits herself in the AQUARIUS If you’re going to randomly choose a fellow off down, Wayne Norman was instrumental in its head and says bizarre things like, “time is not essential” the street to mess with, that’s your call. However, for all you preservation. know he’s beaten cancer five times. Do you really want to risk or “eggs and cats in the 8. D, President Grant visited the Ryans several sunlight”. What does it mean? it? Just take it out on a cat instead. times at what is now the Ryan House. --Tony R. PISCES As you ponder and flail about for a gift for your wife’s 9. B, several statues at the Courthouse were melted down for use by the US military in Dear Tony: or girlfriend’s birthday, just remember the time-honored tradi- World War I. It means she’s out of medication. tion of getting her something that’s really meant for you. Sorry, female Pisces, but the Doctor has to be loyal to his bros. 10. St. Luke’s is the oldest Christian church, of any denomination, in the state of Iowa. 365INK: TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS EVERY DAY! 29 APRIL 3 -16

‘Well, you need to quit that other band.’ TAKING CARE But I said, ‘No, I’m not quitting.’” Everyone has his or her own measure OF BUSINESS for success, but by any standard, Artie Mentz has had his share. Touring on Continued from page 15 and off since 1960, Mentz has played in major markets around the United States Conversation turned to the topics of first – Miami Beach, Atlantic City, Washington gigs, first paid gigs (not always the same DC, Las Vegas. He’s made a couple of re- Johnny Walker and Ralph Kluseman per- thing), or the moving point that represents cords and opened for all kinds of famous from at a 365 Lunchtime Jam! “The Big Time.” Artie Mentz recalls one of performers. As an Elvis Presley imper- first big shows he played with Ronnie Mc- “I remember my first gig – paying gig – was sonator, he participated in three different Donald, “With Ronnie, the first big thing a ramp dance in 1968,” recalls Kluseman. documentaries about Elvis – at one point that we did was we opened for Bobby Vin- “We were all these seventh graders and meeting Elvis’s father – and has been on ton for Dubuque Summer Carnival at Riv- our lead guitar player was an eighth grad- Oprah twice. But these days he’s happy erside. We were on the back of a flat bed er at St. Anthony’s, and for half an hour’s to be back in Dubuque. “I just got so tired truck. That was one of our first big gigs.” work we got a check for 125 dollars and of living out of suitcases,” he says. we were like, ‘Oh my God!’” Apparently $125 was good money for some middle school kids in 1968.

“I think one of my first shows was actually before I even got in my own group,” re- members Laura McDonald. “(It) was with Ronnie (McDonald) at Loras College for a gig – Ronnie and the M&Ms.” Laura start- ed seriously in 1986, getting into her first band Split Decision when she was just 24 years old. Since then she estimates she’s Mike Mason gettin’ the news backstage probably been in 15 bands but remembers from none other than Huey Lewis. a time when she was doing it full-time. Mike Mason toured in bands when he was younger as well. “About four years Artie Mentz (with his Pink I did it,” he said with the understanding Catillacs) performing in of how the road loses its appeal after a March at the Grand Opera while. “I got to the point where I wanted House with Gary Puckett to be able to cook my own meals in a real (At left, with Artie.) kitchen and have a motorcycle.“

Mentz also talked about Still, everyone seems to appreciate all that some of his early days in the business, involvement in live music performance including some less-than-ideal clubs. has brought them over the years. “I feel “We started out in the early ‘50s,” he very thankful to be able to perform for as said. “We worked as a duo down at many years as I have,” admits Mentz. “I the old Tallyho down on Main Street hope for many more. To be inducted into – Ronnie and I – and I sang old songs the Iowa chapter of the Rock-n-Roll Hall like ‘Sunny Side of the Street.’ Ronnie of Fame (in 2003) was a big thing for me, played the guitar and I sang, and that’s really. Because I was inducted in at the the way we worked – just a duo.” The same time we inducted Brenda Lee and Tallyho was where the Mission is now. the Everly Brothers, so that was a big thing Mentz related that the duo also played a for me with Ronnie and all the guys.” bar called the A&A Tap, next to a place known as Bloom’s Junkyard (not to be Laura McDonald rockin’ in the ‘80s! Once again, Ralph Kluseman expresses confused with the A&B Tap on Central the sentiment for us simply and directly: Avenue) – “Oh, we played some holes, I “I thought I had made the big time when “I can’t imagine my life without music or can tell you.” all I did was sing for a living for almost the friends I’ve made.” three years,” she recalls. “I sang on the Mentz’s band also played two clubs boats – the casino – I’d do that show by owned by “Lefty” Dalsing, the Chateau day, I was with Fred (Sharpf), maybe one and the Town House, the former known or two nights a week doing an acoustic for its big Las Vegas-style nightclub stage. act, Moon Shadow, then on the weekends “We’d play two nights during the week at I’d be singing hard rock ‘til 3:30 in the the Chateau, and then two nights on the morning at Hyde’s. Ronnie would bring weekend at the Town House,” recalled me to the 8 o’clock cruise on the Casino Mentz. Tittle remembers taking a photo Belle, singing ‘Going to the Chapel’ and of his trailer sitting under the marquee Patsy Cline, after singing Metallica, AC/ of the Chateau: “I took a picture, ‘cause DC, and all this stuff, and I’d be like (at I figured when I played the Chateau, I which point she makes a sound something made the big time.” like Tom Waits gargling) and Ronnie says, HOLY CRAP ZOIDBERG IS COMING TO TOWN 30 APRIL 3 -16

Davidson and Brett Butler, and appeared on WGN, TNN, and Comedy Central.

STEVE TOUHY Saturday, April 5, 8 p.m. Arthur House, Platteville, WI A Chicago native whose quick-wit- ted comedy brought him 10+ years of experience in radio. He’s host- THE SPARKMAN ed multiple comedic radio shows Wednesday, April 16, 9 p.m. in the Chicago area, and one in Bricktown Entertainment Complex Iowa. Currently touring comedy It’s going to get wild with the Sparkman clubs nationwide, Steve is known from B.E.T. He’s in your face style of com- as “The Fired Guy.” His comedy edy will have you bent over laughing from stems from his numerous and hu- start to finsh. You have seen his comedy morous problems in everyday jobs. on HBO, Comedy Central, MTV and B.E.T. His days of being a hardware clerk, Don’t miss the wild one “The Sparkman” hearse driver, and live-in nanny Wednesday April 16 only at Bricktown. will leave you in stitches. Joining Steve tonight is Jamie Cruz.

JON REEP 2007 LAST COMIC STANDING DAN SAINT PAUL THE UNTAMED SHREWS WINNER / THE “HEMI” GUY Wednesday, April 9, 9 PM Wednesday, April 23, 9 p.m. Friday, April 4, 7 PM & 10 PM Bricktown Entertainment Complex Bricktown Entertainment Complex Bricktown Entertainment Complex You loved Dan St Paul on the Bob and Tom Their mix of stand-up, improvisation, audi- Does this guy look familiar? Maybe Show performing his bit “The First Baseball ence participation, and music is truly one you’ve seen him on CBS’s Star Search, Game in Hell.” He also appeared in the of a kind. Just keep in mind that the verbal The winner of this years Last Comic movie “Flurber” with Robin Williams. Dan content of their show is Rated X. Please Standing, Comedy Central Presents, appeared on several episodes of “An Evening leave political correctness at the door. The Premium Blend, NBC’s Late Friday or at the Improv”, plus numerous shows on VH- Shrews will be part ways after this tour. maybe you heard him on the Bob & 1, MTV, and Comedy Central. He has opened Tom Show. But before that he was al- for Jerry Seinfeld, Natalie Cole, Dwight Yoa- ready one of the funniest comics in kum, Smokey Robinson, and Vince Gill. GARY OLSEN’S America, selling out clubs and getting HIGHER EDUCATION standing ovations at college after col- lege across the country. His show is supersonic energy filled with non-stop characters, dead-on impressions, super clever writing, and, of course, the one talent that separates Jon from all other comedians in the world. You might also recognize him as the “Is that a Hemi?” guy from those truck commercials. Jon JERRY WOLSKI will perform with two other acts from Saturday, April 12, 8 p.m. the Last Comic Standing Show. Tick- Arthur House, Platteville, WI ets are on sale for $22, at Bricktown, From Chicago, Jerry is a recovering Catholic Moondog Music and at ETIX dot com. & die-hard Cubs fan. Need we say more? He’s performed with Jackie Mason, Tommy QUICK - WHAT’S THE PROPER TERM FOR ST. LUKE’S CEILING? 31 APRIL 3 -16 evening will come to a close with a walk- “There’s nothing more green, nothing ing tour of nearby architectural projects more sustainable, than historic preser- TRISTATE in “before,” “during” and “after” stages. vation,” notes Carstens. “What we’re do- - 365 ing is instilling an appreciation, a sense Architecture Days will draw to a close of stewardship, of these buildings.” AppleRiverLife.com on Saturday, April 12, with a pair of events. The first will be a tour of the Chris Wand continues, “It’s the focus of Asbury365.com Carnegie-Stout Public Library, begin- the Historic Preservation Commission, of Bellevue365.com ning at 11 a.m., hosted by Steve Ulstad. the Historical Society, of Main Street … Continued from page 26 Following the tour, a Library renovation keeping people in tune with what we have discussion will follow, hosted by Library BelmontLife.com with an evening architectural seminar to down here so they don’t have to wait for Director Susan Henricks, and the Li- it to be a black-and-white photograph in a BoscobelLife.com be held at St. Luke’s United Methodist brary will also be showcasing a display Church, 1199 Main Street, in conjunc- book because it’s been torn down.” of various architectural books Cascade365.com tion with Main Street Iowa. Jim Jacobsen, and resources. who operates a Des Moines firm known CassvilleLife.com as History Pays!, willl be giving a special The second event on that Sat- presentation beginning at 6 p.m. urday will be walking tours of CubaCityLife.com downtown. Starting in Washing- ton Park, representatives from DarlingtonLife.com Dubuque Main Street, the Old House Enthusiasts, the Durrant DickeyvilleLife.com Group, Mike Gibson and Ran- dolph Lyon will host free walk- DodgevilleLife.com ing tours of the downtown area. The tours will begin at 12:30 Mike Gibson perhaps sums it up best: Dubuque365.com p.m. The event, which was also held last “These buildings have history,” he says. year, quickly became a favorite for both “And if only these walls could talk. That’s EastDubuqueLife.com attendees and presenters. where the social history of a community comes in.” ElizabethLife.com “Going back to just learning so much, this is another example of it,” says Gibson. Epworth365.com Oh, and one last thing ... did we men- “There are people on the tours and they’re tion that all of Architecture Days’ events telling stories right alongside you.” Farley365.com are free and wide-open to the public? Chris Wand agrees, “I couldn’t believe That’s right -- no admission fees, cover Galena365.com the first-year attendance. There were charges or anything of that sort. There “Jim has been invaluable to architecture families, there were young people, there goes the last possible excuse you might GalenaTerritoriesLife.com and historic preservation,” says Laura were people with strollers … people of have to not get out and explore the his- Carstens. “He’s surveyed thousands of all ages. It really is a great experience.” tory of Dubuque’s buildings. Guttenberg365.com structures and made several nominations to the National Historic Register, and he’s cur- The whole week will be full of great ex- For more information on any Architec- HazelGreenLife.com rently working on a nomination for what is periences, really. ture Days event, call 563-588-4400. now the Warehouse District. The Historic KielerLife.com Preservation Commission gets his reports, “What this is all about is in- MarquetteMcGregor.com and he’s studied all historic styles, patterns, creasing awareness of and ethnic groups locations, not just the Victo- exposure to architecture,” MineralPointLife.com rian mansions but the worker homes in the says Dave Johnson. North End to the waterfront and so on.” MonfortLife.com “Mike hit on this as well According to Mike Gibson, Jacobsen has – there’s a lot of value in MyFennimoreLife.com said that “The City of Dubuque is the learning about the stories State of Iowa’s laboratory,” and that will that go into these build- MyLancasterLife.com be reflected in his presentation, which ings,” says John Woodin. “A Dave Johnson says will be much more of building has barrel vaults MySavannaLife.com an open discussion than anything else. and it’s got this kind of roof and whatnot … but then NewDiggingsLife.com The seminar will also include the pre- you talk to the people who sentation of the Historic Preservation lived it and breathed it, and Peosta365.com Awards by the Dubuque County His- it goes to another level.” torical Society, followed by a tour of the PlattevilleLife.com renovations of St. Luke’s. Another aspect to Architec- ture Days, and the study of PotosiLife.com “At this church, the sanctuary was reno- architecture in general, says vated, and it’s accurate down to the paint Mike Gibson, is the growth PrairieDuChienLife.com colors, the glazes … it was meticulous,” of awareness of readaptive says John Woodin. “The work brought use for older buildings, a ShullsburgLife.com 21st century technology into a 19th cen- concept often espoused by StitzerLife.com tury building, and it’s fantastic.” You can Mayor Buol as part of the see that for yourself – the cover photo of City of Dubuque’s “Green TriState365.com this issue of 365ink was shot there! The City” initiative. New menu coming soon!