Pirate Victory
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Pirate victory byhy disruptive fans By Dave Nightingale Billy said It of the fifth than Cardenal ask Pete Rose what it was like quart bottle bearing the Jack even the timorous Crawford in a hurry and made a grand Chicago Daily News was like a soccer riot in one of heardbeard a warning cry from in left field at Shea Stadium Daniels imprint landed near was contemplating a more tour of the playing area his those Latin countries Monday Look out Jose last October first base Dave Parker racrac- belligerent stance He called arms aloft hisbis mouth silently PITTSBURGH Umpire-in- Umpire Billy GG. paused for breath ducked and an empty whiskey WednesdaysWednesday's game concon- ed out of the dugout and grabgrab- out Pirate manager Danny beseeching an end toLo the reign chief Shag Crawford called the his face suddenly flame red bottle sailed over his shoulder tinued but the fuse still was bed it before anyone said Murtaugh and said Danny of terror You will notice night worst IveI've ever think the because a Latin ballplayer It was VO I Jose burning toward the powder anything said IveI've taken about all I can though Daniel said that I seen But somehow his was listening to his words But said and it shattered when it keg One bottle bounced off Then when the Pirates tied This is the end of the line didn't get within throwing words didn't do justice to the Jose Cardenal wasn't the least hilhit the Cub dugout another landland- it up all hell broke loose And Murtaugh got the message range incredibly insane fiasco at bit insulted We wiewrewee lucky to The barrage continued ed in the third row behind it Three Rivers stadium here get out alive Jose said sporadically andami finally in the and a third just missed rightright- where the Pirates clinched the This is a horse town with seventh Crawford sent word to fielder Jerry MoralesMorales' skullshall inin- National League East title horse fansshit the public address announcer the last of the eighth In fact no words may ever shitWhat I dontdon't understand is TellTeU them to stop throwing enough J Cub adequately describe WedWed- why they do this The Pirates things Art McKennanMcKerman thethe- manager Jim Marshall said nesday nightsnight's bottle barrage are good they play goodgood- man at the mike did just thatthal as Morales produced the from a dozen or so idiots hidhid- enough to win the title dontdon't And added his own editorial evidence And Marshall hauled den among the specspec- they So why do we have to comment Or else the his team off the field tators the idiots who first put up with stuff like this Pirates will have to forfeit Morales got in a shouting consumeded the contents of their The crowd lessJess than half the game match with Pirates coach Jose bottles of Old and capacity but the largest to apap- L didn't say anything about Pagan and Monday exchanged then sailed the empties at nine pear for a Pirate game down a Iforfeit Crawford later in-in words with a drunk behind the defenseless players the homestretch apparently sisted Of course not Shag dugout Just a guy trying toto- Since the targets of the was set in motion by a playpray atat- Maybe the have pulled be brave Rick said using assault all wore Chicago Cubs the plate in the fourth inning the plug a couple of times on all the obscenities he knew in uniforms however it was not The Bucs were behind atat- meaningless games like front of all those ladies and unnatural that they hadbad some the time and Richie 41was the final night in Cleveland little kids opinions on the subject called out at home by umpire But in a pennantclinchingng The Cubs returned to the They were coming at us John Kibler as he attempted game Or a playoff game OrOr- field after a three-minute like monkeys out of the trees to score on Ed Kirkpatrick's the World Series Never Not absence But stillthreethe glass fly ball until someone sets up a kept coming In the ninth No sooner hadbad the Cubs machine gun on the stadium after Miguel Dilone scored the taken the field for the bottom roof and starts spraying Just third Pirate run an empty.