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Volume 59 ®ln> iHtamt If urriratu> Number 45 Phone 284-4401 TUESDAY, APRII S, 1983 Newman Removed From Freshman Composition By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Bv LOURDES FF.llM AMTIR7 uIfreshma n composition),____..,_; it', s a crit,_i, of freshman composition, Newman trator as they can get, particularly taries are needed, since they serve M. __ Hurricane News Editor cal service to the students. It may says his sabbatical no longer is of when it comes to areas of adminis­ 70 teachers and over 3,000 students be immodest to say this, but I've such an importance, and he will tration that depend on professional "This program has grown so Ron Newman, director of fresh­ worked at this job 60 hours a week therefore ask for only one semester. man composition, has been removed speciality," Newman cited as one of much in size and sophistication that for 11 and a half months |a year)." "He has taken away, deprived the flaws. expecting one secretary to cope from his position of ten years after He added that the way Russo me, of one of the most intense moti­ refusing to resign. with all the demand struck me as handled the situation compels him vating factors for taking my sab­ There are two areas in the Eng­ unwise," Newman said. According to English department to think there are "political rea­ batical," he said. "One of the major lish department — rhetorical writ­ chairman, John Paul Russo, it is his sons" behind his removal. reasons I would have found it easy ing and literature. Newman says Newman said that he and Russo policy to rotate directors within the Newman said that he offered to to read, take notes, and write for 14 that specialists in rhetorical develop have differed on a number of department every few years. resign as of May 1985, instead of hours a day for two semesters, theories on how writing would best points, but have also cooperated on "Administrative positions ought immediately, but Russo refused that would have been knowing that I be taught. many things. "I can't help but think to change from time to time," said offer. was not only getting a book out of that my assertiveness may strike Russo. "Nobody should be in one According to Newman, there are him as too strong," he added. "I asked for those two semesters this, but coming back to implement only a few qualified specialists in position for over five years." because in my application for sab­ these designs. I feel so exasperated. Katherine Bell, the current asso­ the department. "His theory of ro­ Newman also said that the "curi­ batical, I had two projects: I wanted "I had a vision of bringing to the tating is difficult to defend," said ous coincidence of a disagreement ciate director, will serve as acting to write a book on how to teach culmination of my directing this director for the next year. Newman. "The rotation theory and dismissal at the end may be in­ across-the-curriculum writing and program," said Newman. "I doesn't have too many people to significant, but certainly is abrupt. According to Newman, the facul­ design such a program for UM." thought it was something I could draw on." ty book states that any appointment "I've served longer than I expect­ Across-the-curriculum writing really give the university." Another flaw, said Newman, is of director of undergraduate studies involves teaching professors in all This, he said, is why he offered to ed to, but while serving that long I should have the vote of the depart­ the timing. Instead of removing learned a lot about doing the job areas of the university to evaluate resign after returning from his sab­ Newman from his post when,Russo ment faculty behind it. the writing done by their students batical. well." But Newman says he won't fight first .arrived last year, he removed and requiring their students to Newman said there are two other him after a disagreement. Russo says he has rotated other Russo's decision, since Russo "has write. fundamental flaws to Russo's theo­ positions, such as graduate studies the authority." This is the kind of program New­ ry that posts should be rotated Th^ disagreement stemmed from (from John McCollum to Patrick Said Newman: "I've been run­ man expected to implement at this every three years. moving one of the two secretaries McCarthy) and undergraduate stud­ ning this for ten years and am university. "The students of this university in freshman composition to litera­ ies (from Skipp Francis to Robert proud of the teaching done here But, with his dismissal as djrector deserve as an experienced adminis­ ture. Newman said that two secre­ CasilloX Newman Johnson Space Center heart of space missions

By CHARLES LAVIN of the most sophisticated communi­ in the MOCR monitor every part of Managing Ediior cation and data equipment avail­ the mission, from the operation of able. In this building — which con­ the control room itself to the crew's Editors note: Yesterday at 1:30 tains enough wiring to loop around medical condition and the condition p.m. the Space Shuttle Challenger- the earth three times — are all the of the spacecraft. Through the com­ embarked on its maiden mission technicians and computers to en­ plex electronics in the building and (see coverage in Friday's Hurri­ sure a successful space mission once the advanced communications net­ cane). With this article we embark the spacecraft leaves the earth. work involved, the mission surgeon on a multi-part series on the making The focal point of Mission Con­ can monitor the heartbeat and of a Shuttle mission. trol, however, is the Mission Opera­ blood pressure of a crew member, tions Control Room, more common­ the engineer can check whether the Courtesy NASA JOHNSON SPACE CENTER, ly known as MOCR. It is here that equipment is functioning properly, Closeup view of a MOCR console HOUSTON — Kennedy Space Cen­ flight controllers monitor vital in­ and the crew can transmit TV pic­ ter gets all the attention these days formation about the mission and the tures from the mission — all from trot's support of the mission, an compare what is happening with specialists in other facilities, to pe, with Shuttle takeoffs; Dryden spacecraft, either from the consoles hundreds of miles in orbit. emergency control center at God­ what should be happening. This sonnet on other bases, and to the Flight Research Center gets all the where they are stationed or from There are actually two identical dard Space Flight Center in Mary­ data is seldom displayed unless mission crew — without having to attention with Shuttle landings. But projected displays on screens in the MOCRs in the Mission Control land will take over. something doesn't match. In that leave their consoles. the place with the most activity be­ front of the room. building. They can be used inde­ The heart of Mission Control is case, the information is distributed All this requires a half-acre of fore, during, and after a Shuttle The consoles include one or more pendently to control separate mis­ the Mission operations wing, to the MOCR consoles. This system computer banks and complex elec­ mission is Johnson Space Center. video screens, and switches to let sions, or one can be used as a bac­ housed on the first floor. This wing also computes whatever corrections tronic equipment. The system is so JSC is the heart of any space mis­ the controllers call up any desired kup should the other not be usable. houses all the computers, recorders, may be needed in position or veloci­ complex and expensive that its cost sion. It is here that spacecrafts are information on their screens. The In fact, a great portion of the control panels, and distribution ty of the spacecraft to prevent any "dwarfs the cost of the computers designed, developed, and tested. As­ main feature of the display system equipment and .personnel in the unuipment tbat U»e second, apd third tronauts are selected and trained in at the front of the room are the five MCC is there ror emergency pin- floors requ; "•fflPSlcalculationc s made by these M i&_ft_flF^lW^ &&_. its facilities. Most medical, scientif­ large screens that are used to proj­ poses, with up to five assigned bac­ One set of computers in this wing computers are made the instant the man. ic, and engineering experiments are ect everything from plotting charts kups per MOCR console during a processes incoming data from the data is received from the world­ But is is largely due to this sys­ carried out in its labs. And missions to actual TV images from the orbi­ mission. MCC is supported by an spacecraft and distributes it to the wide network of tracking stations tem, and to the technicians and are planned — and controlled — ter. The display system also in­ emergency power building, which MOCR and support rooms. It also that helps to monitor the mission, other personnel that operate it, that provides emergency power and air handles commands transmitted to thus enabling personnel to correct a shuttle missions can be carried out here. cludes other units which show the orbiter from MCC. The building with the most activ­ elapsed time, time remaining, and conditioning in case regular power threatening situation as it develops. — and completed — safely. Other computers process incom­ Another system enables the flight ity at JSC during a mission is Mis­ other information concerning any fails. And should something happen Next training for a Shuttle mission sion Control Center (MCC). This pertinent part of the mission. in Houston to prevent Mission Con- ing data on the mission itself and controllers to talk to each other, to three-story building contains some Command and control personnel Rosborough: loving and energetic

By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Rosborough related how she had held student plays to Hurricane Sews Editor raise money in order to have German books in the li­ brary. Melanie Rohrer Rosborough, professor emeritus of She received the prestigious Order of Merit for dis­ German, who retired from UM in 1968 after 41 years tinguished leadership in teaching and scholarship and of teaching, died March 29 at Doctor's Hospital. academic and cultural advancement of the university. She first joined UM in 1927, one year after the uni­ She also has one of the dormitories named in her honor. versity opened. Other achievements include: national vice president Said Lutheran Campus Chaplain Phillip Bigelow. for the South Atlantic Region of the American Associa­ who knew her well: "Melanie was a remarkable tion of University Women, president of the Miami human being shaped and energized by her strong Lu­ chapter of the AAUW, first woman president of the theran faith and German roots. Consistently working Miami chapter of the American Association of Univer­ towards fulfilling her visions of a fuller tomorrow for sity Professors. all people, she was a skilled teacher without being She was also named "Outstanding Woman in Edu­ pompous and an effective organizer without becoming cation in Dade County" by the Miami New,, in 1961; insensitive. Buoyant, loving and energetic, she helped was selected as Outstanding Teacher by the Florida give shape to her community and school." Federation of Women's Clubs, District II, in 1964; and While at UM, Rosborough founded several organi­ named an Outstanding Teacher at UM in 1965. zations, among them the Klorida Association of Teach­ She earned her B.A degree, Magna Cum Laude, at ers of German, the UM German Club, the Lutheran Hunter College and her A.M. at Columbia University. Club, and the original Women's Club. She was awarded an honorary degree of Doctor of Law At a banquet held in her honor earlier this semester. from Hartwick College in New York. Kosbo rough Williams asks for peace throughout world

By ANDREA GROSS over any issue you have already It Non-violence can win over guns her book Please Let Vs Win and is Hurricane Stafl Writer the argument. I have seen what the bullets and bombs." Williams said presently living in Jacksonville, Fla. Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOT7XEIB bomb can do. I'm no idealistic fool. Williams has recently completed with her daughter and husband "Justice, Peace and Reconcilia­ Show us those legs tion" was the topic of a lecture which concluded Religious Empha­ Participants in Greek Week showed off their talents sis Week, sponsored by the Univer­ sity Chaplains Association and the Friday night during the skit presentation. On .Satur­ University Lecture Series. day the overall winners were announced at the The topic — "Peace is Everyone's Greek Week Ball. Sigma Chi won for the fraternities Business" — was delivered by and Kappa Kappa Gamma for the sororities Betty Williams, winner of the 1977 Nobel Peace Prize, along with Mai- read Corrigan — for their work in beginning the "Community of Peace People" in Northern Ireland. Williams was born in a Catholic Inside ghetto in Ireland. Her grandfather was a Polish Jew, her father a Prot­ Report on Vietnam estant, and her mother, a Roman Part three of coverage of a *ym_x»ium oo Vietnam deals Catholic. with veterans of that wat/ PAGE 3 "I was brought up a Roman Catholic, and I have a broad per­ 'Here and Now' spective of all religions. Organized Businessmen find a novel way to make contacts in the busi­ religion always terrified me." Wil­ ness world/ PAGE 4 liams said. Williams became interested in *E1 Grande' her quest for peace when she wit­ nessed "the senseless killing of The Ring Theatre brirm a bilingual play to UM in 'El three young children in Belfast, Ire­ Grande de Coca-Cola/ PAGE 6 land, August 10, 1976." According to Williams, the peace crusade Sounds of music began slowly by knocking on doors, Newton adds juice to ber latest performance/ PAGE $ and after a six month fall off, it began to pick up. Students vs. alumni "The purpose of our movement is For the first ti$» in UM's history, the Hurricanes are sched­ to get the Irish people back to God uled to play against ex -Hurricanes/ PAGE 9 and away from war. Our long range goal is peace throughout the world." Williams said. Williams believes that women's Old and new Opinion /PAGE 4 Entertainment /PAGE 6 voices concerning peace 'in our Eric Lieberman, Speaker of the Senate, was replaced by 1983-84 Speaker of i Sports /PAGE 9 Claseifi.eds/PAGE12 world has not been strong enough. "Churches can be the greatest Senate Suzanne Jean, seated next to him. at the Senate meeting last Wednesd, killers of mankind, when they de­ New senators were also sworn in. fend wars. When you go to war Page 2 Tuesday, April 5. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANt • i Update

WANG Burroughs. FPL and many more. Refresh­ Associate dean at Univ. of Alabama Today ments well be served For more information contact Thursday David Berlind at 284-6595 or 284-2297 WESLEY CENTER: The Bible and Homosexual, PUBLIC RELATIONS STUDENT SOCIETY OF tu speak at breakfast at UM RATHSKELLER: Tonight is CBS Record Night at ty" will be the topic for the Faith and Life Forum B30 pm It will featejre the new Pink Floyd re­ AMERICA: There will t>e a general business mat­ Majorie Fine Knowles, associate dean of the School of Law at the with Dr Steve Sapp of thp religion department I'niversity of Alabama, will be the guest speaker at the University of lease. Free albums and posters will also be given ing at 5 p.m. in Merrick 113. The guest speaker Miami Women's Commission breakfast on April 14. The breakfast is to Supper and discussion will be held from 5 to 6:15 wil! be Ann Rafferty, APR, from the international p.m HW..V public relations firm of Daniel J. Edelman. Inc. Re­ be held at the Faculty Club. PRE VET SOCIETY: Students and faculty who USBG: Applications for cabinet positions are now freshments will be served. A graduate of Smith College, Knowles are interested in becoming a part of this new orga- available in the Student Union Room 241 Also Su RATHSKELLER: Promo Night, which begins at later attended Radcliffe Graduate School on a m_ ation. call Lisa at 284-2649. percards. which entitle bearers up to 30 percent 8:30 p.m., will feature St. Pauli Girl for only 75 two-year fellowship and earned her law de­ HONORS STUDENT ASSOCIATION: All honor gree, cum laude, from Harvard Law School in discounts at over locateons are still available cents per bottle. You'll never forget your first girl! students should come out and vote for the 1965. READING AND LEARNING CENTER: Free Study 1983-84 officers at the Ashe Honors Office. She joined the law faculty at Alabama in Skills Workshop will begin the week of April 11. 1972. Brush up on your notetakmg. textbook reading/ Her teaching and research fields include learning, and test-taking strategies at the Reading Friday conflict of laws, federal jurisdiction, evidence and Learning Skills Center located across the lake and criminal law. in Building 21 Call 284-3153 fcr more informa­ Wednesday CATHOLIC STUDENT MINISTRY: The Catholic Reservations, at $4.95 per person, may tion. be made by calling the UM Women's Com­ Student Retreat will be April 8-10 at Lake Worth, mission at 447-7330. UM FENCING CLUB: Beginners and advanced Fl. We will be leaving today at 5:30 p.m. and will fencers are welcome to attend the practices every STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE: return Sunday at 3 p.m. Please call 661-1048 for Knowles This week is Medic Alert Week Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. in Time is running out! Get off that gluteus maximus details. the CSR Gym and attend the meetings on Mondays at 4 p.m. HILLEL: There will be a Shabbat dinner and ser­ April 3rd through 9th has been desig­ PRE MEDICAL HONOR SOCIETY: AED is offer­ and Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m. in the Student vices beginning at 7 p.m. at 1100 Stanford Drive. nated as National Medic Alert Week. It is a nationally recognized sys­ ing peer counseling in their new office located on Union Room 244. Debbie Friedman, nationally acclaimed guitarist and tem of an emergency medical identification for people with hidden the second floor of Building 21. The counseling will composer, will the featured guest. Please RSVP for medical conditions. Medic Alert system consists of an altering device HILLEL: Today at 12 p.m. at the Student Union which can be worn as a bracelet or a necklace. be offered through April 8 Advising periods are Rock will be a Holocaust Memorial Service in re­ dinner by calling 665-6948. The cost is $3. A 21-hour answering service is available and a wallet card is re-is­ from 9 am to 12 p.m. and from 2 to 5 p.m. membrance of the six million Jews who died in RATHSKELLER: Happy Hour, from 4:30-7:00 sued every year to assure emergency medical personnel that they are DEPARTMENT OF MANAGEMENT SCIENCE: WWII. p.m.. will feature 16 ounce Coors and 16 ounce working with current medical history that is 12 months old or less. The Department of M ee .Kjernent Science and HURRICANE HONEYS: At 5:30 p.m. there will be wine coolers for only 50 cents. Don t forget to pur Information on the system is available in the Health Center. Public Computer Information Systems, in conjunction a very important meeting in the Hecht Athletic chase your hot dogs Safety and other places on campus. with Data Processing Management Association, Center. GERMAN CLUB: They will be having a social well be holding their annual job fair for computing OPEN DOOR: The Open Door Radio Show this meeting on April 10 at 2 p.m. at 15300 SW 109 International Week gets underway , professionals in

Alumni Office looking for graduating seniors The Alumni Office needs graduating seniors who are returning !:iw to assist them in maintaining contact with alumni in their respec­ tive communities. They are seeking individuals from various countries who will help keep track of international alumni and act as contact persons when University personnel or alumni officers have an opportu­ nity to travel abroad. Fur more information, please contact Jenny Coburn In the Alumni Office at 284-2872, or stop by the Alumni Office located at 1550 Bres­ cia Avenue (adjacent to the Faculty Club). Opportunity to study in China is now available Undergraduate and graduate students can have the opportunity i. abroad in the People's Republic of China. The program offers a in from a Chinese institution and the opportunity for • from all countries to live in and learn about Chinese language and cul le vel language courses are required for students with­ out pi in In the Chinese language. Academic-year programs j lilablt in the following anas: sciences, technology, agri- • . fine arts, and music. Short term programs are also I hi nese Language and Chinese Architecture. , i - ,i identic \i ar is approximately $900 for under­ bid S1.2..0 for graduate level studies. Dorms are p. r ae ademlc year. arshipi are available for academic-year programs and irded by the Chinese government. Undergraduate studies are !e,dent under 23 years of age and graduate level students i • ars of age. I or application procedures and more information please contact: urector and International Student and Scholar Advisor, .i Student and Scholar Services, at 284-2928. Free film program and lab tours offered Ity

Counseling Program designed to aid students n iaure, failure in school, and family problems can all con­ stituent! delinquent behavior. The Centre's Counseling and i'rogram is designed to help students cope with these prob- >'fer low-cost professional counseling and educational ser- nl or correct student delinquency by contacting The Cen- Progran at 232-3403. (all Hillel if unable to register i ident-. who are unable to register today due to the Jewish contact either the registrar's office or Rabbi Mark

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atieins are now available to students who wish to run for ed­ itor in theef or business manager of The Miami Hurricane lor the fall semester The business manager will serve the ibis yearbook as well. Applicants must be Interviewed by Publications Advisor Sharon ' rk before the election to be held April 20 fuesday. April 5. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE age 3 National College News Effect of mar on veterans From College Pressl>ervice By SUSAN BARNES Contributing Writer Students demand lee increases dormitories," explains Dan Kelller, director of Campus Crime Preven­ Part three of a series tion Programs and security chief at the University of Louisville In a rather bizarre game of role reversal, students at some colleges "And as they become more and more lopular on campus," he The War and the Veterans are actually demanding tee increases from reluctant administrators, added, "microcomputers are also becoming popular consumer Items for who worry they already charge too much for an education. the public. Now there's a reason to steal them." The effect the war had on the young Americans who fought it was And although no one knows for sure, such paradoxes could become Consequently, "microcomputers are becoming the CB's of the discussed in the panel "The War and the Veterans," moderated by Gloria more commonplace as students realize they may be the only ones will­ eighties" as popular items to steal. Emerson. Miss Emerson had earlier read a piece she had written about ing to bridge the gap in decreased funding for student services. At Louisville, Keller says, "we didn't have any problems with com­ children political prisoners in Saigon during the war. At the University of Denver, for instance, student groups have been puter thefts three years ago. Now it's a monthly occurence." The soldier, it was said, experienced the shock of an instant return to pressuring administrators and the board of trustees to tack more money Campus law enforcement directors across the country echo his con­ civilian life. Indeed the whole experience of the war, it was said, illuminat­ onto student fees. cerns. ed the American caste system in which the American working class were "I think the students are being very responsible in looking at the ef­ Microcomputers, they say, along with other computer hardware considered surplus. The lament was that thc country that was so willing to fects of not raising fees," says DU President Robert Lazarus. such as phone modems and disk drives, are slowly becoming hot items kill them, was not willing to help them DU students are asking for a nearly 10 percent increase in their fall for thieves. George Ewalt. a veteran's orginization activist who speaks on Agent fees to help support student organizations, the intramural sports pro­ Most officials agree the problem can only get worse. Orange, said that they learned the Vietnamese were a target, not a people. gram, and the student health care center. "We have a large number of personal computers on campus, and at He also said the high technology of the war has brought about a situa­ Inflation and funding cutbacks by the administration, the students this point have already lost two or three over the last year," resports tion where the land is in the process of dying because of the herbicide pro­ say, have caused crippling shortfalls in the funds available for student Iowa State Security Officer David Stormer. gram. Because of this policy, "Vietnam turned into an ashtray " Ewalt said services and organizations, and raising fees is the only way to make up Iowa State has recently had "a number of component parts stolen," he was back before he was twenty-one with his feelings completely de­ for the decline. too. stroyed. Until last year, DU didn't even have a student activity fee. At that There's a developing market for used microcomputers, they're Ewalt said the herbicides used to destroy foliage and vegetation, orig­ time, studenU convinced administrators that student services would readily resalable, and very difficult to trace when they are stolen," inally agent pink and blue, were later replaced by agents white and or­ crumble if the $360 a year fee wasn't implemented. Part of the fee also Stormer notes. ange, which contain dioxine. 17 million gallons of this were dropped. goes to finance a new student center. In 1975, his own health problems began Dioxine, he said, remains in Now, because of a significant — and unanticipated — decline in the the fatty tissue and may remain dormant or attack anywhere in the body. number of entering freshmen, students want to raise fees by 9.5 percent, •Senators avoid wearing beanies The Vietnam Veterans of America organization has been forced to Lazarus said. bring the largest class action suit against the US government in history With 200 fewer entering freshmen this year than projected, he Student senators at Iowa State have avoided having to wear because of the government's claim that it is not accountable for damages adds, student groups have already had to cope with funding shortfalls in beanies with propellors, but students and some senators aren't happy incurred during war. mid-academic year, and they don't want the same thing to happen next about it. The records are not attainable to prove where they were, since rec­ fall. Several weeks ago the student senate passed a bill — called "A ords are only attainable after twelve years and only with the complete unit But administrators and trustees aren't budging. Means of Recognizing Senators" — which would have required all sena­ and number of veterans. "In a price-sensitive market that all of higher education finds itself tors to wear a beanie "not less than 10 nor more than 12 inches in diam­ A useful tool, said Ewalt, is The Vietnam Map Boob This has the her­ in today, we need to do everything we can to keep costs and fees eter on the days of senate sessions." bicide tapes of where the defoliants were dropped Ewalt. who has testi­ down," says DU Associate Vice Chancellor for Financial Affairs Will The bill also stated that each beanie must be topped with a propel­ fied before Congress, said the veterans "need serious research, not political Gordon. ler "not less than six nor more than eight inches in diameter, with not rhetoric or unkept promises" less than two nor more than four blades." George Swiers, a representative of the Vietnam Veterans of America, DU raised tuition by 19 percent last year, and by another nine per­ 1 cent for this year. Coupled with the new activity fee, Gordon says, offi­ Senators who refused to wear or who willingly damaged their claimed the message sent out about the veterans was clear — they were cials believe the cost of attending DU is already dangerously close to beanies, moreover, could be expelled from the senate, the bill said. all wackos and malcontents He added that "absolution wa.s lent to all I pricing it out of the market for many students. But after passing the senate, "the bill was vetoed by the student others" but them. Quoting Ward Just. Swiers said, the "Vietnam war must "|The requested fee increase) might not sound like much," he ex­ president, much to our chagrin," says Terry Rickers, student govern­ be scaled down to life, not up to myth " plains, "but nowadays any increase is viewed very closely by the stu­ ment vice president and senate chairman. The war, he said, is a legacy that holds hostage millions who have dents. We really do feel the competition." Actually, he says, "the bill was sort of an ice-breaking exercise" never heard of it. The effects of a ravaged economy and the loss ol faith in Even the decline in freshman enrollment, DU officials fear, may designed to inject some comic relief into the senate sessions. America are felt by all of us, he said have been the result of high fees and tuition. Raising fees even more, Besides, Rickers adds, student President Hallie Still had never got­ "In a scenario that would have pleased Kafka, funds are denied for re­ Gordon says, would probably result in more lost income. ten the chance to exercise her veto powers, "and we thought the beanie covery that go to finance death," he said in relation to the cuts in aid to "That's an unrealistic attitude," according to Lazarus. "Campus bill would give her a chance to finally veto something." veterans and the rise of defense spending. "A veteran who endures and polls have shown that over 60 percent of the students favor an increase But students and some of the Iowa State senators began to take the survives a war has a responsibility to articulate this for others. This time in the fee, and all the presidents of student organizations are behind it." bill seriously, and for several days still actually considered letting the the hearts and minds to be won belong to Americans " DU students aren't alone in their willingness to reach into their legislation pass. own hip pockets to keep student services afloat. "She did recieve lots of correspondence from people asking her in­ The student senate at William Rainey Harper College in Illinois has deed not to veto it." Kickers said. "For a while, it looked like it might just proposed an increase in student fees. really be approved." Early Registration And in Kansas, the Fort Hays State University student government But that might not have been so bad, he admits. is also proposing a new student activity fee. "Just to add some spirit to the thing, I wore a beanie around the "Most of our students think it's a pretty equitable deal," says Har­ Student Union one day. And people just started coming up to me and Calendar of Events per Senate President John Weirich. saying, 'Oh, you must be a senator,' and talking about all kinds of issues Besides the fee increase, the senate also wants to base fees on the with me." Rickers recalls. DATE PROCESS total cost of tuition, Weirich says. "It had to be the most student input I've ever gotten in a single "That way we're not always running to get more money," he ex­ day." Tuesday, Apr. 5 Student Union opens tor Fall Hi83 registration plains. "We know they'll only increase tuition if there's a reason for it, Friday, Apr. 8 Fall 1983 registration ends and tying the student fee to that will insure that student services remain Wednesday, Jun. 15 Students who registered and/or parents receive adequately funded." .Profs still not paid enough billing Monday, Jul. 11 Registrations are purged for those students who College faculty members' salaries went up slightly more than the did not return their confirmation card Campos .computer thefts on rise inflation rate, but not as fast as they had in previous years, according to Friday, Jul. 29 Permits to Register mailed to students who the American Association of Univerisity Professors' annual survey. In were purged of their registration because thf; Despite the heralded advances that microcomputers are bringing to its preliminary report — the full survey won't be released until July — Registrar did not receive their confirmation the college campus these days, the proliferation of the compact, light­ the teachers' union found that private school teachers did better than card weight, and easily-transported mechanical marvels is causing a growing their public and church-related college counterparts. Monday, Aug. 22 & Payment day for participants in the April regis­ problem with campus law enforcement agencies: they're too easy to The private campus teachers averaged 10 percent pay increases tration for the Fall semester 198 I steal. nver the 1981-82 school year, while church-related campus teachers got Thursday, Aug. 25 & Registration by appointment tirm•• "We're getting a lot more microcomputers on campuses these days relatively-small 7.5 percent average pay boosts. Overall, college teach­ Friday. Aug. 26 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m — in engineering departments, computer programming departments, ers got an average 8.3 percent salary increases, compared to last year's Monday, Aug. 29 Classes begin for administrative use, in faculty offices, and in computer centers and pay hike of 10.1 percent. Monday, Aug. 29 Late registration and schedule change

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i he removal of Dr. Ronald Newman as director of fresh­ man composition by English department chairman John Paul Russo reminds us of the old story of the company man who put so much into his job for so many years, and is then terminated only days before his retirement.

No, Ron Newman's retirement from academia is not im­ minent, and that is something that this university and its freshman class can feel good about.

He has, however, put countless hours into his job for the last decade and has established a staunch reputation as a tough academician, while at the same time, as someone who is accessible to students as both friend and advisor.

A question of policy is the public reason for the change, but Newman and others believe that there are "political rea­ sons" behind the move.

Russo has been here for almost a full year, but has wait­ ed until now to make a change. Newman believes that a dis­ agreement over the transfer of a secretary from freshman composition to literature is the reason for his removal.

If Russo believes that, rotating division heads is the best way to operate, he is the chairman and thus has that preroga­ tive. Newman, however, has done the job and done it well. Business Networking Several years back, Newman instituted safeguards against plagiarism in the department that compare with the toughest in any colleges and universities in America. Ex-Yippie planning 'Business Salons' As a member of the Board of Student Publications and the Union Board of Governors, Newman is known as a prag­ ning. Every week, hourly demonstrations of "Yogarobic" vie with matic, strong-willed individual who is well able to make dis­ By MAXWELL GLEN exhibits of computer-aided design. A tuxedoed Rubin marked the tinctions between right and wrong. and second anniversary with ballons, a 6-foot birthday cake and a reci­ CODY SHEARER tation of marriages spawned and business deals cut because of net­ Aside from the deprivation that will be felt by freshman • I9H3 Field Enterprises. Inc working. English students, Newman, himself, will suffer tremendously To be sure, Rubin's brainchild has some salient features. Ac­ from" the removal. NEW YORK — Every now and then, we've contemplated cording to Valery Lasher, a financial planner who was making her throwing a party for 10 friends, stipulating that each guest bring fourth appearance, the salon offers businesswomen a rare chance another 10 people. Every time, we've rejected the idea, fearful that to meet people in other fields. (The need for an "old girls' network" With a two semester sabbatical on the horizon, Newman any gathering of complete strangers would prove disastrous. was echoed repeatedly by other women.) was in the midst of making plans to author a book on how to In New York City, however, someone has found a way to teacK across-the-curriculum writing, which would have aided make It work. Every Wednesday night about 1500 complete professors throughout university in grading and evaluating strangers pay $8 each to meet one another and exchange phone students' writing abilities. Then he planned to design a pro­ numbers at Manhattan's Studio 54. It's called "Business Network­ Here And Now gram for the University of Miami. ing," produced and directed by that notorious former Yippie, Jerry Rubin. And for Arthur Hersch, a veteran of 25 salons, networking has Newman's motivation and desire for his sabbatical has For the last two years, Rubin has been throwing his Wednes­ uncovered six lucrative clients for his printing firm. "I've got no deteriorated. day evening get-togethers to provide, in his words, "a social envi­ time to canvass at work, but here you can keep talking all night," ronment in which to do business." After a brief stint as a Wall he said. There will be no research. Street marketing director, Rubin now helps other young profes­ Despite success stories, many men and women likened the There will be no book. sionals promote themselves, make business contacts and find suc­ salon to a glorified singles bar. There will be no program. cess. Networking "salons," he explains, are a "business be-in." "It's hilarious," said one Australian woman, who said she was Indeed, a certain career-consciousness pervaded the club when propositioned twice within the first hour. "This is pick-up city." we visited last week for Business Networking's second anniversary Added a caterer working for the first time,"I feel as if I'm at a "I had a vision of bringing to the culmination of my di­ salon. Men and women, most under 40, sported business cards pin­ dance. I've collected a couple of cards that might lead somewhere, recting this program. I thought it was something I could real­ ned to their suits (mostly gray flannel). Some actively worked the but I'm not sure of its [the salon's] value." ly give the university," Newman stated. crowd, passing out promotional material; others, such as one man Unfortunately, after two years, Rubin has had trouble main­ selling legal insurance, made their pitches from the dimly-lit side­ taining what he calls the "quality" of his salons. Apparently, while Newman's vision for improving the freshman English lines. many fascinating people attend once, not all return. Meanwhile, to program at the University of Miami has come to an abrupt After several hours, we learned that good networkers don't issue 6,000 new invitations each week to attract "the most interest­ halt. Having been a good friend to the university as a leader bother with conversation. They just introduce themselves and hast­ ing people," as Rubin does, is a project doomed to diminishing re­ and an extremely talented academician, Newman has been ily arrange a meeting for the following week. turns. rewarded in a quite unusual way. "Make two lunch dates at every salon," Rubin's networking Yet if his guiding theory is correct — that the 1980's is "the guide counsels. decade of achievement" — Rubin may soon have salons in other Here's to good friends? Not surprisingly, the merger of fun and profit is an awkward cities. Chronic career orientation has led some younger Americans one. Some networkers smile bravely but are too shy to speak; to do anything in the interest of self-promotion. Besides, the Ingen­ others strike up conversations as if they've known you for years. ious concept of a "business salon " sanctions mixing work with Like the sponsors of more memorable French salons, Rubin play. mixes the commonplace with the offbeat to create a unique eve­ And, most people will try anything once. STAFF 'Reaganomics' benefits all students The Miami Hurricane is published semtweekly Outing tha regular academic year, and is witters and edited by undergraduate studenta ol the Univeraity By MIKE JOHNS the mythical "Vietnam Peace college, university, or proprie­ program" — file as "independ­ ot Miami This publication does not necessarily represent the views and Hurricane StaH Columnist Dividend." That's when the tary trade school remains, al­ ent students," permitting them opinions ol the University's trustees, faculty. or administration swing began away from tradi­ most singular among enterpris­ 1982 by Ihe University ol Miami to exclude their parent's income 1983 by the University ol Miami's undergraduate Student Body First of a two-part series tional family support through es, as the U.S. Government's — no matter how high — for Yes, skepticism is a hedge saving, and away from individu­ guaranteed cash-on-the-barrel purposes of aid determination. against vulnerability, but this al student self-help contribu­ clientele. thus making themselves eligible HOWARD BURNS ADA M. PALLES year's visceral debate on federal tions from summer or part-time Somehow, the Middle Income for higher awards. Editor in Chief Business Manager aid to men and women in col­ work. Assistance Act of 1978 managed So, what is President Reagan leges, universities, trade and vo­ This shift is most apparent to convince us that this growth cational schools proves Ralph when family income and family in taxpayer funding, in what actually proposing? Managing Editor Charle* Lavin Waldo Emerson was right: Soci­ contributions to college educa­ was originally a commitment to Specifically, every year, an News Editor Lourde* Fernandez ety is always taken by surprise tions are compared. Total family needy university students — undergraduate who demon­ Associate News Editor Sally Spitz at any new example of common incomes nationwide increased separate and apart from the G.I. strates financal need will con­ Opinion Editor Amy Jacoves sense. 30 percent in current dollars be­ bill, and the host of other feder­ tinue to be eligible for up to $1,- Entertainment Editor Ste»ve Boyer The financial aid rumors, tween 1978 and 1981, but fami­ al support programs — was 600 in grants, up to $2,500 ln Associate Entertainment Editor Mark Linda which have dominated our ly contributions to their chil­ normal, healthy, and rational. guaranteed student loans, and Sports Editor Ronnia Ramos media, are horrorifying because dren's higher education actually Associate Sports Editor John Oudans However, it is the taxpayer work-study support averaging they have unnecessarily raised decreased by over six percent who is suffering the damages of $700. Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer anxiety among students, parents Technical Director Charle* Lavin during the same period. This oc­ the gross abuses of federal aid. Technical Assistant Ronnie Ramos and college-bound high school curred over a period of time In addition, a parent, regard­ seniors to a level bordering on when college costs, relative to The March 29 Washington less of wealth, will continue to Copy Editors Mark Linde. Post reported the following ex­ Evalyn Rodriguez panic. median family income, re­ be able to borrow up to an addi­ Photography Editor Stuart Bayer The Reagan Administration mained basically constant. amples from Georgetown Uni­ tion $3,000 every year, and a Assistant Photography Editor Jeff Gottlieb made a commitment to student versity: "This year's nine per­ graduate or professional stu­ Art Director Martica Baghdoian higher education of nearly $14 With this continued decline in cent loan recipients at George­ dent, under the Auxiliary Loan billion last fall in federally sup­ family contribution, along with town include one student whose Program, will continue to be ported assistance. This commit­ the continued rise in federal parents are both physicians, able to borrow up to $8,000 Circulation Manager Dava Homan ment to men and women in col­ funding — principally through each earning over $50,000 a every year up to a total of $40,- Assistant Circulation Manager David Bova lege is at its highest point in the Guaranteed Student Loan year. Another is the son of an 000. American history. Program — we need to remem­ advertising executive with a Also, traditional sources of Classified Ads Managar Rory Pauli ber who really shoulders the suburban home, a big-city Production Manager Marc Cannon Last fall, nearly five million aid, such as sute, institutional students received federal higher burden of these loans. apartment, and an income last and private foundation support Assistant Production Manager Roy Kobert year of over $150,000 ... Production Assistant Robart Kotonly education assistance. Yet, we Yes, initially, it is the tax­ as well as other federal pro­ only have 12 million students in payer; from the person who "Another student interviewed grams, remain available. Senior Advisor Sharon Clark degree programs in the entire scrubs the floors of the college at the university said he used his In essence, the Reagan admin­ Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger nation — of whom fully 40 per­ dormitory to the presidents of loan to travel in Europe. And istration is offering students Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts cent attend only part-time. America's largest corporations. yet another said it helped her more financial aid programs and The 1980's have experienced But in the longer run. It's the buy a car. Several said that be­ more actual dollars in the histo­ SALES PERSONNEL: Roy Kobeart. Rory Pauli. Ran. ROMn. Robin Schwan. an unprecedented dramatic shift student who faces a heavy cause of the loans, they had ry of this country. been able to invest in high inter­ OFFICE PERSONNEL: Bruce Bivresteeei Maggw DuTh.lv. Joan Fisher. Jamil. Munau toward federal government re­ monthly tab for the next dec­ However, it refuses to do so 1tuann.tr, Pom&roy. Inejrid William* sponsibility for financing indi­ ade. est money market funds ..." in a fraudulent, wasteful and Pot OtncBoi 248132 vidual college educations, begun The institution? It's home About 45 percent of all stu­ obnoxiously benevolent manner Univaraity of Meami by Congress back when every­ free. No debt load. No service dents applying for the Pell through which we, the tax­ , Coral Gablaa. FL 33124 * one was lobbying for a slice of charges. No carrying costs. The Grants — the no-strings jtgive payers, will suffer^ Tuesday. April 5. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE P«g>» 5 Letters to the Editor Lecturer off target Sharvy speaks out against columnist peace for Saudis, PLO To The Editor have no doubt that Johns is sin­ cluding that the question of a disapprove of the vast sums the cere and well-meaning, but in nuclear freeze itself should be American government spend* fo The Editor does not address them at all. Many people are still un­ fact he is nothing but an unwit­ judged by the other beliefs of on so-called "defense," it must Furthermore, the plan's posi­ aware of the communist plot ting dupe of the international some of its supporters. be illegal for the government to I would like to refer to an ar­ tion, and by correlation, the hatched in the early 1950's by atheistic criminal communist This sort of logical fallacy is force us to pay income taxes to ticle entitled "Plan for the Mid­ Reagan Administration's posi­ the KGB called "Operation conspiracy. typical of the reasoning patterns support such things. dle East Forgotten," by Dr. Rita tion on the question of con­ Brain Rot." The object of this For example, in an article a that have been identified in vic­ If more people paid attention E. Hauser which appeared in the tinued Israeli actions to foster operation is to confuse and de­ few months ago supposedly tims of Operation Brain Rot. to Johns, what we would soon Tuesday, March 22 issue. new settlements in occupied ter­ moralize the West by causing about the nuclear freeze move­ In the March 30 Hurricane, have would be a complete col­ In her speech. Dr. Hauser is ritories, is muted, to say the Americans to think lllogjcally. ment, Johns said nothing at all Johns rants against Ralph Nad­ lapse of our wonderful Ameri­ reported to have stated that least. Obviously, peeople who do not about the actual numbers of nu­ er's Public Interest Research can democracy. I can't see what Saudi Arabia and the PLO were It is for these reasons, more think logically can be easily ma­ clear weapons owned by the Group. According to Johns, it ls good is served by the Hurricane against discussion. This state­ than anything else, that both nipulated into carrying out the U.S., the Soviets, etc. illegal and immoral to force peo­ printing the ravings of this ment is very much misleading Saudi and Arab public opinion Soviet plans for world domina­ Instead, he rambled along ple to contribute money to sup­ dupe. as it gives the reader a false im­ at large is against entering any tion. telling us what supporters of port causes and actions that pression that both the Saudis discussions based upon the plan It seems that your writer the freeze were associated with they disapprove of. Richard Sharvy and the PLO are against discus­ as it now stands. Mike Johns is a victim of the other groups which had certain This is also a notion of the Associate Professor of Philoso­ sions for the sake of discussion. They are instead working be­ KGB's Operation Brain Rot. I other liberal interests, and con­ KGB: since many Americans phy The truth of. the matter is hind the scenes to secure a however very far from this fact. forum that would attempt to To understand this, one has to present correctly all the rele­ look back a little. vant issues in any future negoti­ The core of the matter, the ation effort. Soviet Union does not have control real issue in the whole Middle Under these prevailing cir­ i last equation, is the right to cumstances, one could hardly self-determination of the Pales­ term these actions negative — tinian people — the right to es­ an impression either wittingly tablish their own homeland just over the nuclear freeze movement or unwittingly suggested by the like any other people. speaker in her statement. To The Editor Dr. Carol Jacobson, Director Dr. Jacobson, along with ap­ good enough to provide cover­ Another issue closely related It would be better, therefore, to the issue of the homeland is of Soviet Studies at the universi­ proximately two dozen other age prior to these events, there for the sake of aiding the vari­ The recent columns by Mike ty, provided an excellent analy­ university professors, provided has been nothing reported about the question of the already es­ ous peace-seeking efforts in the tablished Israeli settlements in Johns branding supporters of sis of the relative military a much more informed discus­ their content. troubled region, that any future nuclear freeze as "useful idiots" strengths and weaknesses of the sion of the requirements of Since the past week has seen the occupied territories. presentation on the question be The Reagan Peace Plan, for manipulated by the Soviet United States and the Soviet peacemaking in the series of two such articles reporting on as representative as possible. Union indicate little understand­ Union in an article for the public forums on this topic speeches opposing the freeze, in all its merits, does not adequate­ Thabit Zahran ly address these issues; in fact, it ing of either the military or the Miami Herald on Sunday, March sponsored by the University addition to Johns' columns, one political realities of our time. 13. Chaplains Association. begins to wonder why the Hur The series culminated in an ricane is ignoring the universi Recent FBI reports indicate address by Nobel Peace Prize ty's own professors who are that, although the Communists Mr. Johns would do well to Eaton Hall noise learn what he is talking about winner, Betty Williams, on speaking for the other side. would like to control the freeze March 25. movement, they have little in­ before writing on the "Soviet Phil Sageser inconsiderate fluence there. advantage." Although, the Hurricane was Methodist Campus Minister To The Editor: some sleep in the mornings. Opinion columnist takes another stab at leftists Bang! Bang! Bang! I almost We are paying a large amount of money to attend this universi­ To The Editor: irony of those bomb manufac­ fed liberal opinions passed off as guard individual liberties and fell out of bed at 7:30 a.m. A freedoms throughout the world, thunderous noise was booming ty, and those of us who live on turing, property destroying, facts. campus are paying a great deal I would like to commend the drug abusing and flag burning we salute Mike Johns for his above my head. I looked out of Speaking for those of us who outlook on America and its role my window to see lf Hurricane of money to do so. Opinion section of The Miami years, all in the name of Hurricane for its many fine "peace." want to see America blossom to in the world. Hannah was coming through. The roof of Eaton Hall could the fullest of its potential and What I saw was the roofing have been repaired just as easily opinion columns. I am referring Bill Abramson to those columns by Mike Johns. People like Johns realize that company hired by the university after May 6 when it would no a strong America is the key to to work on the Eaton Hall roof. longer be occupied. The admin­ Letters Welcome Johns, as well as others of his peace. But. many say that Rea­ I jumped out of bed again at istration could probably argue gan and the conservatives are political gender, signify the be­ The Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of interest to the 8:30 a.m. Is it reveille? No, it is that this was the only time that defending American at the ex­ ginning of an era. He, as well as University and its community. All letters must be typed and only the driver of the breakfast the roofing contractor could do pense of the truly needy; this is wagon blowing his trumpet to the work. others, have put a final stab in ludicrous. must contain the writer's name, address, phone number and — announce his arrival to the men I counter that the university the back of those despicable if the writer is a UM student — ID number. The deadlines for working on the roof. is a valued client and outside radical leftist years that were Too long, through Marxist in­ publication are Tuesday at 5 p.m. for Friday's issue and Friday sent from the underworld. filtration, In almost every aspect at 5 p.m. tor Tuesday's issue. All letters are subject to editing This little saga has been an al­ contractors who bid for jobs Johns has so rightly exposed the of society, we have been force- to conform to space and style requirements. most daily occurrence over the would be as accomodating as past few weeks, not to mention possible in hopes of acquiring several other episodes in the contracts. Eaton Hall parking lot by the If the administration cared at RcSotne lake. all about the best interests of I would like to point out to the students, then this type of work would be done when the the university administration •ETTinWith 1 OOn (o- r more). DOUGHNUTS A ICI CRIAM that, believe it or not, there are residence hall is unoccupied. students who are enrolled here Nothing can compensate for the Resumes Buy Vz Dozen Doughnuts who do study and want to pur­ aggravation, irritation, and loss Typeset G Printed sue their academic goals. There­ of sleep due to' the incessant We'll Give You Get -h Dozen FREE noise caused by this situation. 100 Letterheads fore, many students study late e> •«• (for your cover & job into the evening, thus needing . i?* **!** application letters) 1 IM SOUTH DIXIE HIGHWAY, CORAL GABLES Kathy Ann Nterlich % PHONE: 667-6131 Wait a minute, Mr. Bursar: HF FREE! ACROSS FROM U. OF M. — NEXT TO BURGER KING OPEN 24 HOURS Take my dollar; leave me alone S833 enrtca del Laon ___ oreael South Miami Fl OOO-OQOO Bf TWIEN O-SON ELECTRONIC* ANO FRESH DOUGHNUTS MADE AROUND THE CLOCK K.C CAGNCV b CO RESTAURANT Coupon expires 4/19/83 To The Editor. one dollar bill, and cleared my account. In Decemter of 1982,1 gradu­ Or so I thought. ated from the University of My mother had received a Miami. In the three and one-half second notice at my home, and years that I have attended the promptly sent a check for one school, I was able to avoid much dollar to the university. She was USBG FACULTY EVALUATIONS of the bureaucracy that people unaware that I had already complain about. cleared my account It was only after my gradua­ Now the university has spent tion, that I was forced to deal well in the excess of one dollar AVAILABLE NOW FOR REGISTRATION with the university's inner sanc­ trying to collect this bill and tum. what do you think happened In January. I received a bill this weekend? from the university for the total You guessed it, the universi­ of one dollar. There was no indi­ ty, the Bursars office and the PICK UP YOUR COPY AT: cation on the bill for this charge. university's computer — in all After spending two hours on the their collective wisdon — have phone with the Bursar's office, I send me a third notice. found out nothing. I have reached my final re­ I went to the Bursar's office course, The Miami Hurricane. * STUDENT UNION personally, and after considera­ Please tell President Foote ble delay, found out that the and his bursar, that they can university had overpaid me on a keep the lousy two dollars (one X3082 stipend from the fall semester. for the bill and one as an Alum­ * USBG OFFICE - 240 So being the kind soul that I am. ni donation) if they just stop I quickly went over to the cash­ sending me these bills. ier's window, pulled out a crisp Norman M. Waas, G.R.I. TRAVEL MIAMI TO: NEW YORK CITY * 139.00 OREWETKRPERStR WASHINGYON D.C. *99.00 0NEMTPERKRSM DALLAS '139.00 St. Pauli Girl Promo OREMTrERKRSM HOUSTON •119.00 MEMTKRKRStR VII PM IM MR UNES SEETS ERE UNITED WUD 4/1S-T/1E/1EE. Thursday 8:30 8USINESS TRAVEL ADVISORS #594-2929 Tuesday AprilS, 1983 Page 6 Entertainment English Beat show full of exuberance

By HOLLY GLEASON Hurricane Staff Writer With a rhythm section sufficient to topple Kilamanjaro, R.E.M. took the- Fatio stage Thursday night at the University of Miami's Rock Series i etcert, sponsored by the Student Entertainment Committee and Miller l_f r Their sound was powerful and raw, yet strangely melodic, as they warmed up the crowd before the appearance of The English Beat. Lead singer Michael Stype's voice is particularly hypnotic. On stage, h is fluidity of movement — everything that Richard Butler of the Psy- ***** m* . ..elie Furs wishes he could be. Pete Buck, the group's guitarist, rushed forward to deliver seering pujiar line after seering guitar line. Looking like Pete Townsend at a oung age, this gentleman shows a great deal of promise. Although the band only has a five-song, extended play record, it is not due to a lack of material. During the course of their set, the band played extremely well-written songs (which is fairly unusual among the newer hands). When the band swung into 100,000 (a song which WVUM gives sig­ nificant airplay), the crowd began to cheer. Although the crowd danced throughout R.E.M.'s set, the night truly belonged to The English Beat. f_____jtvirf1 * #^ * It was a record-breaking crowd which cheered SEC Chairman Roger t*****mlZSm7zWf Paul's announcement that The English Beat would be out shortly. There ii were people wearing the Miller High Life Rock Series '83 merchandise, * * whieh included painter caps and T-shirts. There were people in Clash T- t*y , *ij —~--.. !_• shirts. mini-kilts, and frat jerseys, and then there were people with colored i #___• v hair and spiked belts. If any SEC show this year has attracted a diversified it. this was it. f Of course, The Beat's music accounts for the group's cross cultural /* , i appeal. Their sound is a blend of reggae, rhythm and blues, ska and rock. i rhe ugh certain songs favored different styles, the influence of all four ** '•• . * -•-••. could be felt throughout. * On stage, Rankin Roger (one of the group's lead vocalists) is a bundle 1 i ol energy. When he's not singing, he's dancing around and displaying the ****qgme* kind of exuberance which characterizes an English Beat show. V' Roger is the most personable of the crew, as he does most of the in- concert banter. From the time he announced quite simply, "We're a dance band," until he asked the crowd, "Are you trying to keep us?" Roger kept * jig the personal contact going. \ V Lead guitarist and vocalist Dave Wakeling is a close-cropped blonde whose voice is probably more familiar. Although more withdrawn than Roger, Wakeling's performance was far above standard, especially on the cover song that brought them notoriety. Tears of a Clown. Roger provides a good contrast to Wakeling, both vocally and in stage c_ presence. Where Wakeling's voice tends towards smoothness, Roger's has * a degree of fire. Since each offsets the other so well, the unit as a whole benefits. Although groups which are racially mixed are fairly uncommon, it lends The English Beat a sense of unity and diversity of musical styles. On N. stage, they are as much proof that we can all live together as friends, as anything the United Nations might porport to do. Perhaps the most innovative group around, kudos go out to whom­ ;•:•**• xi ever designed their lighting. At times it was like being caught in a rainbow meltdown; at others, its sparsity was the perfect compliment to whatever •1 mood they were trying to achieve. ***** Whether using a strobe, plain white lights, or red lights on the crowd, they managed to get the desired effect. Perhaps the most striking was the The near-capacity patio crowd was treated to a variety of sounds by 'The English Beat' Thursday night blue-green lighting used for Drowning, which really made the group look like they were underwater. Throughout the show, the entire crowd danced. It was like a giant party, and everyone appeared to be having a good time. Although the band if extremely political lyrically, they also embody an almost "don't let it get Miami native keeps Rat clicking yo;i down" spirit in their music. The band is on tour to promote their latest effort. Special Beat Serv- By MARGARET WATSON on Monday nights, such as Pink ice. and they played several songs from it. One of the most catchy was the Hurricane Staff Writer Floyd The Wall, The Blues Brothers regjiie-tinged Spar Wid Me. and Richard Pryor Live on Sunset They saved the record's single. Save It For Later, for their first en- The UM Rathskeller celebrated Strip; programming different types COrL, and this song receYveed an exceptionally strong crowd response. Alao ita Tenth Anlversary In February, of entertainment such as comedy getting a lot of cheers was Mirror In the Bathroom; with its ultra-direct with record-breaking crowds of shows, dance nights, beer promos delivery, it was a definite crowd pleaser. students and faculty members. The and performances by hypnotists. With the conclusion of their second encore, the band retired for the success of the events were due Yago, as he sometimes called, is evening after delivering one of the most exuberant shows in South Florida largely to manager Lew Yagodnik. aiming to make the Rat a more via­ so far this year. Many attending the show realized the significance of the As a part-time student, due to ble entertainment spot, appealing to event. The large turnout proves that there is more than an audience for complete his Masters of Business everyone on campus. As an active new music. Administration within the next member in Bacchus, an alcohol It may be a while before Miami is automatically included on the tour year, Yagodnik runs the Rat with awareness group, he stresses that itineraries of the more progressive bands, but The English Beat show was enthusiasm and eloquence. A Miami it's not just a bar, but also an enter­ definitely a breakthrough and the UM Student Entertainment Committee native, he became interested in tainment spot. and Miller High Life beer were instrumental in making it such a big suc­ management while working for UM When the Rathskeller first cess. as a Graduate Assistant in admis­ opened ten years ago, it was always To everyone involved, a big thank-you is definitely in order for pro­ sions, covering Florida regional thought of as a last resort; when viding all those in attendance with one of the happiest musical events that high schools. there's nothing else to do, you has ever graced this campus. And for The English Beat and R.E.M., it is During his undergraduate years would go to the Rat. This no longer only a matter of time before they realize the kind of success which their at UM, employment at the Rat was holds true. * potential belies. always part of Yagodnik's daily With one of the largest dance routine. "I've worked every posi­ floors in South Florida, the Raths­ tion possible that can be held at the keller hosts large crowds every Rat," he says, which enables him to week, particularly on Wednesday's Diversity marks understand and relate better to his Dance Night and Thursday night employees. This, plus an exception­ beer promos. Yagodnik would like al attitude, got him his present job to see more of this in future, and he at the Rat in May of 1981, and he works long hours striving for this has been on the upswing ever since. goal. With a positive attitude like International Week this, the UM Rathskeller is no long­ Some of his accomplishments in­ Miami HitrTKanellV.fr GOTTUEB By EVF.RISTO MOSELEY Students Association will present clude improving the quality and se­ er the last alternative for a night Hurricane Stafl Writer an evening of Indian Culture begin­ lection of food; bringing in movies out. Yagodnik keeps busy managing Rat ning at 6 p.m. on the patio. Friday, April 8, marks the open­ Monday April 11 has been dub­ 9 ing of another week of Internation­ bed "Latin American Day," in con­ al celebrations sponsored by the junction with the Federation of 'El Grande de Coca-Cola bilingually fun Council of International Students Cuban Students, Latin American and Organizations (COISO). This Students Association (L.A.S.A.) and year's events promises to be the Columbian Students It promises to By STEVEN A. BOYER them to the audience. For example, Marlon Brando in movies like The utes. Last Tuesday night's audience best ever, with more of the univer­ be another day of international fla­ Hurricane Entertainment Editor "Why did the baby go to the Crick­ Godfather, and an hilarious bit was quite involved in the produc­ sity's international student organi­ vor, beginning at 11 a.m. on the et Club? Because he was suppled to about a love 'square' complete with tion through the first hour, but zations taking part. patio. Despite limited staging and a JAP!" Petkanas as a very entertaining their attention dropped off into the props, the student actors, directors "There are 15 organizations par­ On Tuesday April 12, a Cultural Highlights of the nightclub show Toulouse Lautrec. final half hour. and playwrites of the Ring Theatre include a comical Ungo number, in El Grande de Coca-Cola, a Mas­ The production was directed and ticipating this year — more than Potpourri will be a presented in have put together a delightful pro­ ever before," commented Niurka conjunction with the French Club, which Miguel consUntly upsuges ters of Fine Arts in Drama produc­ choreographed by Cameron Mur­ duction entitled Ef Grande de Coca- his" sister until she puts him in his tion, is fast-paced and has many ray, and is bursting with emotion Caraballo. International Week Israeli Students, Malaysian Stu­ Cola. Spanish for "Big Man of Chairperson. dents and American Students. This place; a farcical magic act by "Ray- bright moments; the main fault is and Latin enthusiasm by the ener­ Coca-Cola." It is produced in Span­ mondo the Magnificent," complete its length. The playwrights, Ron getic actors and actresses. If you're The week kicks off with the offi­ event takes place on the patio and ish but contains splices of both Eng­ breezeway, beginning at 11 a.m. with trick shooting and disappear­ House, John Neville-Andrews, Diz worred about being able to under­ cial opening ceremonies and Inter­ lish and French that, when com­ ing objects; a blind Joe Jackson ver­ On Wednesday April 13 at 11 White, Alan Shearman and Sally sund El Grande de Coca-Cola, I national Fashion Show in the Ibis bined, aren't too difficult to under­ sion of Feelings; a 'tribute' to Donny Willis, would have been well ad­ cafeteria, commencing at noon on a.m., "Safari to Africa," a joint pre­ don't speak Spanish and still had no stand. In any event, it is a good les­ and Marie; Papa's impressions of vised to shorten it by 15 or 20 min­ real trouble understanding the play. Friday. sentation of the African Student Or­ son in translation and listening. ganization and the Nigerian Student "Cruise the Caribbean," spon­ Brockway Lecture Hall served as sored by the Organization of Jamai­ Organization, promises much activ­ ity and color, as well as true Afri- the location for their final dress re­ can Students, Haitian Unified Stu­ hearsal last Tuesday. The musical dents and the Caribbean Student cian flavor. This again happens on the patio. ran through April 2. Association, promises to provide a The story behind El Grande de taste of Caribbean Cuisine and fla­ On Thursday April 14, the Indian Coca-Cola is one of an unfulfilled vor. Reminiscent of blue skies, hot Student Association and the Inter­ promise that results in the age old tropical nights and exotic moon, national House will present, along theatre adage: "The show must go gleaming through swaying palm with the United Black Students (UBS), a day of fun and cultural on!" trees, "Cruise the Caribbean will be Papa Hernandez, played by Ser­ held between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. on diversities on the patio and breeze­ way at II a.m. gio Mario Perez, has boasted in the Friday. local press that he is bringing a fa­ The days events climaxes with a On Friday April 15, the Arabian mous cast of cabaret stars to his "Night in the Caribbean" commenc­ Students will present, on the patio nightclub in Trujillo, Honduras. His ing at 7 p.m. on the patio. This will and lower lounge of the Student uncle, manager of the local Coca- feature various Caribbean and Union, a day of Arabian splendor. Cola bottling plant, has advanced internationally-acclaimed artists. Saturday April 16 marks the con­ him enough money to rent a night­ Also appearing in the Rathskellar clusion of International week 1983. club for one month. When Papa is that night is the Zappow reggae An awards and presentation ban­ unable to produce the talent, he and band. quet is scheduled in the Ibis Cafete­ his children, a riotous bunch that at On Saturday April 9. the Indian ria at 7:30 that evening. times are quite funny, must put on the show. Maria (Rosa Langschwadt) and 'Montenegro' on Wednesday Consuela (Amalia Fuchs) dance the Bamba and prance around stage to By CHRIS WUERTHNER the tune of Copa Cabana while Mi­ guel (Rudy Prieto) and Little Juan Hurricane Staff Writer (Gary Petkanas) do their best to In the movie world, many bars have achieved legendary status, not annoy and bother them. They are at just for the drinks they serve, but also for the unusual characters that constant odds with each other on cdme to imbibe the waters. One such example is Rick's Cafe Americana, stage, which is perhaps a bit over­ from the film Casablanca. done but which makes for some hu­ Another bar about to be made famous (or infamous) is the Zanzi bar, morous moments. in Wednesday's Student Activities-sponsored movie: Montenegro. Inhabit­ Papa does his best to separate his ing the bar is a group of rather raunchy gypsies (that's not a misprint), and children and keep the show flow­ if you think that sounds strange, you haven't heard anything yet. ing. Perez is a fine actor and ap­ Miami Hurricane/MART/N APPLEBAUM Susan Anspach plays a very bored housewife who decides to enrich peared to totally assimilate himself Miller Mondays her life with experience. So she goes to the Zanzi bar to fulfill that goal. into his character. Some of his fun­ She mesets the gypsies, and pretty soon she's no longer bored; she's also no nier moments took place during Last Monday's winner of a case of Miller beer was Ray Donelick, shown here longer quite sane. And the farce gets broader and more bizarre. breaks between acts when he sharing his winnings with a few friends. Ray and 23 other UM students are eligible The only way you'll batieve it is to see Montenegro. And thaucan be would pick up jokes from afjbird for the Grand Prize: two Sea Escape Cruises for two. • done at 6, 8, and 10 p.m. at the Beaumont Cinema. Be there, aloha. hanging from the ceiling and relate ruMdtv. April 5. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 Random Notes From Rolling Stone Magazine Newman 'unheavy';

'SCTV* cancelled by NBC the two parents discussed doing a tune together. "You could even write Straits up tempo; a verse or two," Marvin told the disco diva, "because you're such a pro­ Tough news for SCTV fans. NBC has decided to cancel the show, found lyricist." widely acclaimed as the funniest, most intelligent program on network Gaye, perhaps the night's most exuberant winner, defended his gos­ television, and replace it with a rock video program. Low ratings and pel-style rendition of the national anthem before last month's NBA All- Ginsburg poetic minimal profit margins in the 12:30 a.m. Friday time slot were cited as Star game. "I geared it the way Mahalia Jackson would sing it," he ex­ reasons for the demise of SCTV. plained. "Besides, Dr. J. thought it was terrific." Gaye confirmed that a By DAVE MARSH to offer, check out his solo single. "I'd have to say the cast is disappointed." says executive producer tour is in the works, though he said, "I'm never comfortable onstage; it's c Andrew Alexander. "They felt the show deserved a shot at 11:30 p.m. ISM. Rotting Stone Going Home (Theme from Local not my nature to be an exhibitionist." He added that he's working on a Hero), which is meandering, moody on a regular basis. We had hoped there would be a rotation with Satur­ song that is "triply more contraversial than Sexual Healing." day Night Live, or that Saturday Night Live might go away." Randy Newman: Trouble In Para­ and compulsively listenable. Twist­ After the awards ceremony, most revelers made their way to the dise (Warner Bros.) ing by the Pool Isn't bad, but it isn't There is a glimmer of hope, though: Alexander says NBC has official postshow party at the Biltmore, where a weary-looking Count offered the SCTV cast two thirty-minute shows during prime time, with Despite what you've read, this is transcendent and that's exactly Basie held forth. Prince was spotted in a corner of the bar trying to offer no Newman masterpiece. The crit­ what Going Home is — and he does the possibility of a regular slot. Vanity some liquid refreshment, though she seemed more intent on rub­ "The decision is this: we don't wanna' commit suicide, and we don't ics who are selling it as a musical it without lyrics, too. bing loins with His Royal Badness. breakthrough must agree with wanna' compromise the show. And we've had an attractive movie David Geffen's first stop was at the CBS bash, where, arriving offer." Newman that Toto is really heavy. I Soft Cell: The Art Of Falling forty-five minutes early with Cher in tow, he demanded first crack at don't. Apart (Sire). The show that will be replacing SCTV will be produced, ironically the lavish spread of food. No way, said the help. Oddly enough, Geffen Newman lacks compassion al­ Despite misgivings about their enough, by SNL executive producer Dick Ebersol. "I guess I should've was nowhere to be found at his own party. gone into politics," says Alexander dryly. most completely, and he's ruthless­ decadence. I grew to like these Oh, one more thing: Toto won a lot of awards. ly on target only twice here: My Tainted Love boys, as the kind of Life is Good, a savage satire of rock antedote to total rock listening that parasitism, and Song for the Dead, the Fifth Dimension used to be. The Grammys: What you didn't see on TV •Squeeze- Abba go legit which is that great rarity, an intelli­ (That's a joke — also the truth.) gent pop song about foreign policy Indeed, Say Hello, Wave Good­ Prince had racial slurs hurled at him. Jennifer Warnes' bra popped. Two of rock's most respected songwriting teams have turned their bye was one of my favorite singles And David Greffen tried to get first dibs on the CBS buffet table. It all The rock mostly picks cheap tar­ talents to the legitimate stage. Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Anderson of gets — The Blues was handled bet­ of 1982. However, messing with the happened off-camera at the twenty-fifth annual Grammy Awards in Los Abba are currently working with Evita librettist Tim Rice on a musical Supremes is not the same order of Angeles last month, as the nabobs of the recording industry put their fi­ ter as the subtext of 12 songs: about Russian chess players. And ex-Squeeze mainstays Chris Difford Christmas in Capetown is a muddle: madness, as such fey young fellas nancial woes aside and honored their own before a national TV audi­ and Glenn Tilbrook have taken sixteen of their songs and with the help trafficking in Jimi Hendrix med­ ence. Miami, like too much recent Randy, of writer-director John Turner, crafted Labelled With Love, a musical takes a bit too much delight in its leys. In a word, No. Neither neces­ "Eh, it's a night out," pooh-poohed a disappointed Eddie Murphy about a pub, that's been packing them into a London theater for the last depiction of racism. And the music sary nor acceptable. Jimi was his after losing the Best Comedv Recording award to Richard Pryor. But month. just doesn't rock, unless you think own synthesizer and he had soul be­ Murphy fared better than PrThce. The Rolling Stone Artist of the Vear "John came to us with the plot. We didn't think very much of it at that Rosannh and Rosalita are yond any comic effect. arrived at the Shrine Auditorium in a white Rolls Royce, alighted from first," says Difford, "but it's turned out really well. Over here, you see, equals. 1 Soft; Cell may maintain "the only the car accompanied by Vanity 6's beauteous Vanity — and was greeted pubs are rapidly changing from your good old-fash'ioned pub to your musical barrier is the media," but with a volley of racial and sexual slurs from the Instamatic-clutching modern cocktail lounge. So it's about how the people who run the pub when you get this jive, somebody horde outside the hall. Dire Straits: Twisting By The have live bands play" Pool (Warner Bros.) ought to throw up a road block. Backstage during the ceremony Linda Ronstadt burst out laughing One band that won't be playing there — or anywhere — is Here, these perennial mid-tempo when an ornery Miles Davis accepted his award and left the stage with­ Allen Ginsberg: First Blues (John Squeeze. "We want to form a new band around summertime, record an rockers attempt to speed it up for Hammond Records). out thanking anyone. Olivia Newton-John huddled with Rick James, album and then tour," says Tilbrook. "This band will be built specifical­ Extended Dance Play. Unfortunate­ whose onstage escort, Grace Jones, prompted his now-legendary aside Speaking of decadence, what we ly around myself and Chris, and we won't have a set lineup." ly, what they're good at is long and have here is a poet celebrating free to Stevie Wonder: "Hey, Stevie, you oughta get a look at this hat!" And slow, not short and fast. Marvin Gaye introduced his children to Donna Summer's offspring as love, gay sex, vegetarianism, mili­ ' 1983. Rolling Stone. Dist. by Los Angeles Times Syndicate. For the best Mark Knopfler has tant pacifism and the general poli­ tics of anarchy, chaos and art that attract such musicians to his side as the Clash and Bob Dylan. This is not exactly what Walt Bee Gees lose music copyright dispute; Whitman could be up to right now — Whitman was never this shame­ less. But Ginsberg probably under­ stands blues — the aching heart of American rhythm — as well as any Love just didn't run quite so deep "singer" in the country. On the best of these not-for-the- By MAURICE POSSLEY he and his lawyer, Allen Engerman, Osterberg and Robert Bergstrom, heard." foreman, said the major factor in fainthearte?d epics, such as CIA ' J 983 Rolling Stone filed suit against the Bee Gees; Par­ had intended to call two experts to the jury's decision was that "there Dope Calypos, Capitol Air, and Put amount Pictures, which distributed counter Parsons, but three days into The next day, Osterberg an­ was nothing to contradict the plain­ Down Yr Cigarette Rag, Ginsberg is Did the Bee Gees really steal a the film; and Polygram Records, the trial, during a routine schedul­ nounced he was resting the case tiff's expert." offensive and beautiful all in one portion of the melody of their Sat­ which distributed the album on the ing discussion with U.S. District without calling any experts, seem­ breath. Real poetry, better music than you'd expect. urday Night Fever hit, How Deep Is RSO label. Judge George N. Leighton, a curi­ ingly because he intepreted Judge So now the case moves on to new Your Love, trom a virtually un­ From the start the case shaped up ous exchange occurred. Leighton. Leighton's remarks to mean that experts — financial experts — who known song called Let It End? ' 19H3 Rolling Stone. Dist. by Lou Angeles as a battle of experts. The key wit­ expressing some impatience, asked the case might be dismissed before will begin determining how much Times Syndicate On Feb. 23, a federal-court jury ness on Selle's side was Dr. Arrand if the case could be finished the it reached the jury. But at a meeting money the Bee Gees made from in Chicago answered yes to that Parsons, a music theorist from next day. When Erfgerman said he held in Leighton's chambers, the their song. Another trial, this one to question, and Ronald Selle, the sub­ Northwestern University, who intended to spend four hours alone judge crisply told Osterberg that assess damages, will be scheduled urban Chicago antique dealer who compared the song'a two allegedly cross-examining one expert wit­ "this is a question of fact. It is a later. wrote Let It End in 1975, could win plagiarized sections. "The two ness, Leighton exploded. "Let me jury question." And from the jury's as much as $25 million as a result. songs have such striking similari­ say something to you in all candor. point of view, there was a striking The Bee Gees maintain that they The surprising verdict at the end ties that they could not have been If I were hearing this case without similarity between the first eight did not copy the song, and say that of the seven-day trial — one that written independently of one anoth­ a jury, I could make all the findings measures and the last four mea­ they "will pursue all available legal observers feel may have resulted er," Parsons said. of fact and reach all the conclusions sures of How Deep Is Your Love avenues to establish (our) inno­ from a legal miscalculation by law­ The Bee Gees lawyers, Robert of the law on the evidence already and Let It End. Earl Wilke, the jury cence." yers for the Bee Gees and Para­ mount Pictures — might also have wide-ranging implications for song­ writers across the country. The story began in 1975 when Selle. then a struggling musician, came up with a "portion of a melo­ dy" while shaving, worked out the notes and recorded the song in a small home studio. He paid six dol­ lars to obtain a copyright and sent out 14 demo tapes to record compa­ nies — but not to the Bee Gees, he said. Eleven tapes were returned, three were not, and that was that. Two years later, in February 1977, the Bee Gees — Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb — and a small entourage, including pianist Derek "Blue" Weaver and producer-engi­ — SOUTH MOE — neer Albhy Galuten, isolated them­ ..1 e,f B_i CetettMA Ifttm*. selves in a recording studio-estate CUTLER RIDGE KENDALL CINEMA TWIN in Herouville, France, to begin com­ S US 1 m FLA TDP« N KENOAU. o* ms ms, mt posing music for Saturday Night 2385311 J7S-3111 Fever. One evening, Barry, who can GfNf 1UI CINEMA neither read nor write music, had MOVIES AT WiSTCHESTER an idea for a song, described it to THE FALLS CINEMA coee-U mm as. a, mt Weaver, and asked him to play it. US 1 t SW '16 ST 2255200 WW Robin and Maurice joined their • HIALEAH ______brother later that night and the GCNCAAt. CeNCe-A next day, helping with lyrics, har­ HIALEAH PALME TTO i XPWV t NW 101 .1 monies and "shorter melodies with­ 557-MM in the song," Barry said. The result -DOWNTOW-DOWNTOWN |• NOffTH OAOC — was How Deep Is Your Love, which AeMC THEATRES eitK TeHf AT*e$ ultimately sold over one million OMNI 6 MARINA 8 copies as a single. It also appeared OMNI INT L I tfTI"' t SlSDeWNC MVO 358-2304 I 931-2873 on the Saturday Night Live LP, of — HOLLYWOOD •— y PEMBROKEPtHiWOKt PINEP S which 25 million copies were sold. AMC THEATRES LOtWS Meanwhile, in May 1978, Selle SHERIDAN 7 CINEMA 4 Hue** SHIBIOAN ST MOtLereeVOOO aur• o was out raking his yard when a 987-4680 * uNeerimiTv neighbor's son put on the sound­ eUMMeUl-HMt track. "I heard what was my The Bee Gees are unhappy about their day in court ALSO AT CAMPBELL SQUABf HOMESTEAD music," Selle said. Later that year,r i Do you have an interest in Latin ** American telecommunications WOE and computer markets but have trouble locating KAOTiWUL up-to-date information? It could be a lack of Comunicacioncs COMUNICACIONES EXPO 83 April 10-13, Miami Beach Convention Center The only exhibition in the world dedicated Saw*20 exclusively to Latin American and Caribbean on Siladium College Rings. telecommunications and computers. 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release). Newton was both personable and gracious Sta .din<> in her tur­ not just a woman onstage with an instrument. Whether it's the acoustic B\ HOLLY (.LEASON quoise mini-dress ana pink tights, Newton began, "This is a love song, solo on Angel or the pink electric guitar of Slip Slipping Away, Newton Hlarr U -lle-r even though it might not sound like it Some of you may be old enough to plays with a great deal of aplomb, thus holding her own among her band. After kicking around in ihe music business for seven years with a remember it. I've got some family out there who might " She then swung Love's Been a Little Bit Hard on Me probably drew the strongest ini­ hand named thr Silver Spur. Juice Newton has managed to click Her voice into Running Bear tial response during her set, although it was Break It To Me Gently which is no different and the hulk e.f Silver Spur is still with her. but now her Running Bear is a boogie-like jam session whiceh_gave all her band earned her a standing ovation at mid-set. time has come members a chance to get a little funky in their~_wn right. Newton acted Juice returned to the stage and introduced her band. The last person All the vears of playing together has made Newton's band one of the the last verse out with hand signs, as her band chanted Indian style in the she introduced was guitarist Otha Young, who Newton refered to as "my lightest around. Gary Dunett plays his drums with gunshot precision, es­ background. partner and author of this next song." pecially during the firsl v ent ..f Angt I of the Morning. The evening's most powerful harmonies came on Shot Full of Love, a Standing at the mike without a guitar, Newton's voice began to wrap For a girl with thi crou-countr) of Juice Newton, it seemed a little hushed ballad Newton's delivery matched the sensitivity of Angel or itself around the notes of The Sweetest Thing, a song she originally record­ strange to see her with a verv hip. LA looking band. The group was very Break if To Me Gently, the song which earned her a Grammy. ed in 1975. On the last chorus she improvised a bit. as she held out the boogie-oriented. and they definitely packed a lot of power. Although her voice might not have the sweetness of Linda Ronstadt, words and trilled the notes. Walking onstage with a white atoustii guitar. Newton and company the power and emotional depth which Newton boasts is second to none The band played a rocker and then went a capella for Us Late. With broke into Trail of Tears » rousing uptempo number from her latest (not even the late Patsy Cline) She can handle a full tilt boogie number four-part harmony, the song was nostalgic and Newton's keyboard player album, Heart of the Night If the group's entrance was a bit non-desenpt. like Queen o/ Hearts or loohing for a Heartache with guts, yet be equally and drummer did some impromptu choreography on the drum riser they delivered I sheev. thut was riddled with energy and devoid of all pre­ adept and powerful on a ballad Had the show not been so spirited, the ending would have been a bit tension. Regardless of the song. Newton's voice soars and glides over the band crampy But it was an evening of good, clean fun and everyone (Juice Back on thi road after ret ording her next album (slated for early July who's pumping away behind her Yet Newton is a guitar player too, and Newton most of all)enjoyed themselves UM pianist set for trip to Big Vpple

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last week. I'M musician Pat Arpaia appeared at the Rathskelli - followed by three professional co medians from the Catch A Kisin^ Star nightclub in New York Arpaw had previously won a talon! ihow .it the Rat. which gave him the • hance to perform again at the Rat nn Saturday plus a trip to Net* York City to perform at thi famous Catch A Rising Star Arpaia and his band, consisting of Erie Michaeli, Bill) Paul Wil­ liams and Noah Hershman. exhibit­ ed surprising talent. Arpaia en par­ ticular was versatile on piano It would be difficult to compare his songs to anyone else's in particular. but it will suffice to sav that hi^ general style is in the vein of Elton John and Billy Joel combined Songs like Cry i.tal Blut Eves and Can I St'e You Tonic ./ were exem­ plary nf his song-writing ability and the groups talent, hut thev didn't stand up to 'he compositions performed inward the end of set These included a ballad. Holding On. whirh held a wr> iate h> chorus and sounded like a potential Billy Joel hit — or for that matter, a fu­ ture Pat Arpaia hit After this bal­ lad, he performed the tune that ween him the spot in the program, a well-written composition entitled. Someone Who Depends I h Arpaia performed it sole, on the piano, as he did in the tale nt sheew It was possibly his best effort Or mavhe' fributi (ee \.\ Brother lhour. was his finest piece. It is a song about his hr.ether. aneether musician. who died in Vietnam. 1 he emotions emanating throughout the long were tremendous. His fast-paced work, like Con forntity. is also excellentlv crafted Well give you material; but what stands out in his repertoire are the heartfelt ballads. Of his backup band e\rpaia said."We don't have a name for this band yet. since we've onl', been to­ gether for one day " Arpaia's set was followed by the way tohighe r three approximated fort) -five min­ ute' performances >•• comedians Rita Rubner. Mike' Eagan, and Larry Armoros. in that order These expenenced professionals kne.w how to handle an audience, and more impressive]'. the son of rowdy crowd that was present Sat­ grades and more urday night The evening was sponsored by the Student Entertainment Commit­ tee. Rathskeller Advise er\ Board, and Lite Beer from M'IIIT freetime. Jazz Band pushes LP Would you like to: Evelyn Wood works — over 1 million people, O Raise your grade average without long hours including students, executives, senators, and even By JAJNJ (.ARCTA l/u-ne ane I taft VV -Ke - over texts. presidents have proven it. A free 1 hour demon­

On Friday, March 25. the Univer­ O End all-night cramming sessions. stration will show you how to save hundreds of sity of Miami Concern laz* Band D Breeze through all your studying in as little as gavi • reeusing performance at Mid hours of drudgery this year (as well as how to day Recess, sponsored by Program 1/3 the time. increase your speed immediately with some simple Council and Miller Beer The' show marked the beginning of the Con­ D Have more free time to eryoy yourself. new reading techniques). cert Ja// Band's promotional push to herald the release of their fourth D Read 3 to 10 times faster, with better con­ album. Estamos Ahi!, Spanish for It only takes an hour, and it's free. Don't miss it. "We Have Arrived " centration, understanding, and recall. Band manager Mark Pi calls Estamos Ahl! the le>ng awaited follow up to their fine Jumbo Face Evelyn Wood's new RD2 reading system makes it LP, which was released in 1979 It all possible. Ev-lynW-od___t2 (Estamos Ahl!) covers a broader spectrum of styles ranging from latin ja_/ to funk to easy hallads," wil open your eyes. said Peterson The band's other rec ording efforts include Seventh Sign and Halcyon Days, produced at Mi­ ami's Criteria Recording Studios Since winning first plate in the 1976 Montreux, Switzerland. Inter­ SEATING IS national Jazz Festival's Collegiate LOCATION: Division, the Concert Jazz Band has been considered internationally as SCHEDULE OF FREE LESSONS one of the most outstanding college jazz bands The band was invited THE HOLIDAY INN LIMITED SO back tn Switzerland to appear a-s guest performers in 1077. and again in 1982 They performer) al UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI the likes of the Brecker Brothers, WEDNESDAY APRIL 6: Dave Brubeck. and Charle* Mingus Under the direction e.f Whit Si­ 1350 S. DIXIE HWY. PLEASE PLAN ON dener. the Concert Jai/ Hand com­ bines the best of jazz, roe k and pop- 2:00 PM, 4:30 PM, 7:00 PM ular music, offering a mixture of styles ranging from the authentic 2 BLOCKS NORTH OF sounds of the swing era tee th. con­ temporary high-energy si .unds of ATTENDING THE today. Sidener, a past L'M ('incert THE INTERSECTION OF Jazz Eland member, earned his THURSDAY APRIL 7: Bachelor and Masters degree • at UM. His musical expenene e ,n eludes concert tours with the Tommy Dorsey band, and recording 2:00 PM, 4:30 PM, 7:00 PM EARLIEST work with Jose Feliciano. ihe Bee ROAD, JUST 4 Gees, K.C and the Sunshine Band. Wilson Pickett and Dr John Students are invited t.. new the BLOCKS FROM THE •azz band's upcoming perfor­ FRIDAY APRIL 8: POSSIBLE mances, which include an appear­ ance April 10 at the Take-1 lounge WHITTEN MEMORIAL in Miami April 25 marks the date of tbeir annual Spring concert at NOON, 2:30 PM, 5:00 PM Gusman Concert Hall at 8pm STUDENT UNION. LESSON! £B __, The Miami Hurricanemgm Tuesday April 5, 1983 Snorts Page 9 Hurricanes get to Palmer, but lose to O's

By JOHN OUDENS said after the game. field — another error, another run. working him lo a 1-1 count and Iturnrane Associate Sports Editor "It was nice to do that well Bauer gave up another double — then getting him to hit a weak pop against their starting line-up." right to designated hitter Terry Crowley fly. Million-dollar pitchers aren't sup­ fielder Phil Lane said. "That line­ — before striking out John Lowen­ The Hurricanes' next batter. posed to have much trouble — if up's scary. I mean, just listening to stein and getting Rich Dauer to fly Lane, came up to the plate with an any — when throwing against a those names before the game — out to center idea bunch of 20-year-old college play­ whew!" Palmer's first inning went a little "I'd been watching the batters ers. That's the way it's supposed to The Hurricanes started the game smoother than Bauer's. It went, in before me, and I saw what he was be, anyway. by playing as though they were fact, the way any sane baseball fan doing," Lane said "He was trying Go tell it to Jim Palmer. Thurs­ bowled over by the mere presence would have expected from Palmer to get ahead, to come in with his day night, Palmer, a demigod/fu­ of the pros. Al Bumbry, the Orioles' for the whole game: three up, three fastball. So I guessed fastball." ture Hall of Famer who placed sec­ lead-off batter, hit a grounder deep down, nine pitches, no problems. Lane guessed correctly. Palmer's ond in Cy Young Award balloting in the hole to the right of shortstop The Orioles kept getting to Bauer first pitch came in straight, about last year, gave up nine hits and Bill Wrona. Wrona managed to stab in the second. With two out, Bum­ belt-high. Lane hit the ball over the seven runs in the first five innings the ball, then made a useless throw bry lined Bauer's first pitch into the loft field fence, breaking up the no- of the annual Hurricanes-Orioles The ball sailed over first baseman left-center gap for the Orioles' third hitter and the shutout and the myth. exhibition game at Mark Light Sta­ Orlando Artiles' head and into the double As Lane circled the bases, one dium. Oriole dugout, giving Bumbry sec­ Bauer started the next batter, joker in the crowd cried, "Get the Oh. all right, the Orioles did win ond base. right fielder Dan Ford, with a hook!" Perhaps Palmer heard him, the game, 14-7, thanks to major With one out, Cal Ripken, the curveball. It didn't break enough perhaps not But something was league hitting and near-spotless re­ 1982 Rookie of the Year, lashed a Ford smashed the pitch over the going wrong. The next batter, lief pitching by Sammy Stewart 1-2 pitch over Lane's head for a scoreboard and probably over the catcher Javier Velazquez, lined a and Storm Davis. But the Hurri­ double, scoring Bumbry. First base­ Hecht Athletic Center, running the 1-1 pitch into center for a single. canes weren't crying about losing man Eddie Murray grounded lead to 4-0. Have Carr hit Palmer's next pitch to the center field wall for a double "You just go out, try lo learn Bauer's next pitch to UM second In the bottom of the second. and Miami's second run something and have a good time," baseman Mitch Seoane, who let the Palmer worked Artiles over as UM starter and loser Mark Bauer ball bounce off his glove into right roughly as his first three batters. Designated hitter Darren Mandel fouled off Palmer's first pitch and then hit a single up the middle, scoring Carr. Suddenly the tying run was on first with only one out For the time being, though. Palm­ er held his ground. Lorenzo lined a 2-1 pitch to Ripken; Wrona lofted the next pitch to center. Both Bauer and Palmer breezed through the third and fourth in­ nings, each giving up just one walk. Mlejrre: I . | COI l/Ifl! Bauer even fooled Dauer with a 1-2 curveball for his second strikeout Baltimore's Jim Palmer had his hands full with (he The Orioles stretched their lead Hurricanes in the fifth, when Ripken doubled out by catcher Rick Dempsey gram under Ron Fraser. to right and Murray hit a homer When Mandel. the' ninth UM bat­ "Any batter can get you anytime, over the right field light pole, mak­ ter of the inning, fouled a 3-2 pitch whether he's Babe kuth or a ma|or ing the score 6-3. to first. Palmer was done for the leaguer or a minor leaguer or a e el The lead wasn't big enough night. He had been scheduled to lege player. Anvtime ye»u get com Lead-off batter Lorenzo singled and give-the mound up to Stewart after placent — anytime' ynu stop bom;; took second on Wrona's sacrifice. five innings aggressive — they can get \ ou " Seoane brought in Lorenzo with A few minutes later, as the Ori­ Stewart, pitching bis first garni a double to the left-center gap. A oles were finishing up Bauer, Palm­ since leaving a Yankee- game with ,i minute later. Doug Shields lined a er quietly left the stadium sore ribcage the ueek before, was 1-1 pitch down the right field line Bauer left the game with the far from complacent. He faced for a double, scoring Seoane. bases loaded. His replacement, Dave seven batters One nf them. I ane. Artiles fouled off two pitches and Eichhorn, couldn't keep the runners walked. The others didn't reach looked at three others outside. from coming in. Dauer scored the base Then, like Lane, he guessed fastball. tying run on a passed ball; Rodri­ The Orioles scored twee more Like Lane, he was right. The next guez came in on a throwing error runs in the seventh and twee more in pitch was a fastball inside. Artiles by Velazquez. the ninth, by which time Stewart hit it over the right field fence, giv­ John Shelby, who had gone into had been relieved by Davis, w he ing the Hurricanes a 7-6 lead. the game in the fifth, singled, mov­ was having almost as little trouble The Hurricanes? A lead? It ing Dempsey to third. Jim Dwyer, He gave up one hit in each nl ihe wasn't an unthinkable notion — another fifth-inning replacement, eighth and ninth innings, hut no they had beaten the Orioles, 7-6, the hit a fly ball deep enough to bring batter got as far as second year before — but Palmer was sud­ in Dempsey, making the score 9-7, Miami's last hit was a lexas denly faced with the unlikely task Baltimore. leaguer by Greg Ellena, a first of having to keep Miami from get­ Palmer, though gone, was the Hurricane who has yet to get a hit ting too far ahead. pitcher of record. When Stewart in regular-season game. At first, it didn't look like he was took the mound in the bottom of the Ellena said later he didn't think going to get out of the inning alive sixth, he had no intention of letting his hit wa.s anything to brag about He walked the next batter. Lane, the Hurricanes take the lead again "I took the first pitch, just tee ,e'e and gave up a single to Velazquez. "I've always felt that when you how fui it was. On the next pitch. I Donny Rowland, who had come come here, you have to respect the couldn't get thc bat around fast mami.lturricanelU 11 OO TT1.I1 0 into the game in the fourth, tried to Hurricanes," Stewart said later enough to get the meat of the' bat on bunt his way on, but was thrown "They've always had a great pro­ The Miami Maniac greets Phil Lane at the plate after Lane's home run it I just hit it on the hands " Hurricanes come back to beat St. Leo Wrona's batting streak halted at 21

By RONNIE RAMOS UM had to come from behind came in to run for Lane, scored mo­ "I wasn't nervous tonight. I was tltirru uni/ Sports 1 dilttr against St. Leo to win their 13th ments later on a wild pitch. nervous the last few nights, and it consecutive game and 27th in the wasn't fun playing ball under that UM reli"\cr Danny Smith set an las'. 29. Miami was ahead, 5-4, but pressure. Tonight I was relaxed — NCAA record lor career appear. St. Leo started lurly, pounding Wrona, the lead-off batter. still maybe too relaxed." ances. against St Leo on Wednes­ out seven hits in the first two in­ hadn't gotten a hit to continue his day, when lie walked to the mound nings of starter Rob Souza. They streak. With two outs, Al Lorenzo, Dave Eichhorn picked up his tor the 102nd time in his career. only managed to score two runs the ninth batter, stepped up to the fourth win in as many games for Later in the game — which the' and Phil Lane's solo homer in the plate and the entire UM team came UM. Eichhorn (7-1) has won the last Hurricanes won. 8-4 — Mitch second brought Miami within one. out of the dugout and stood 15 feet four games in relief Miami has Seoane tripled, tying him with It was Lane's 38th career home from the foul line. played and has not allowed an shortstop Hill Wrona for the all- run. bringing him within one of the earned run the last 31 innings of O'Connor threw three balls to time UM lead. school record of 39, set by Randy work. Hut the record everyone was Guerra. Guerra set the record in Lorenzo. The 1,320 fans present looking at, the school record for the four years, 1976-78, while I.ane. a seemed to scream like 3,000. O'Con­ longest hittins streak, wasn't bro­ junior, has hit 38 in a year and a nor came back and threw two MIAMI 8, ST. LEO 4 strikes which Lorenzo watched George Mira will play in first alumni game ken, Wrona went hitless in four at- half ST LEO MIAMI bats and then was bit by a pitch in St. Leo added two more runs and hbe hbe The sixth pitch was a ball. The Anderson, It 2 0 Wrona. ss 0 0 his last appearance, ending his pitcher Sean O'Connor shut out Dsle rl 1 0 Seoane, 2b string at 21 games and leaving him Miami until the sixth, when they stage was set tdvlor, 3b 0 0 Shields, cl tied with Alex DeJesus for the UM see>red twice, to again clos- thr U'Srpe. r . 1 Artiles, lb Mira, other alums Barre,' lb ? 1 Lane, rl record margin to one. Wrona stepped in and watched 1 0 Velazquer. c 7 0 two balls go by. He hit the third &.e}(\ rf 2 0 Carr, II . 0 "I really didn't get a chance' to In the eighth. Miami finally went 0 0 Rowland, dh 3 0 hit." Wrona said of his last plate ap­ on top for good. Back-to-back dou­ pitch foul down the left-field line — 2 1 Loren.o, lb . 1 pearance "But I should've done it bles by Orlando Artiles and lane only to watch it curve foul, Sanecola, ll I I to return lor game Mandel. ph I 0 earlier " tied the game, and Carter, who Sacco, pr O'Connor's fourth pitch sailed Walker, c 1 1 _ Carter, rl straight at Wrona. He had no OJ 0 I Hy RONNIE RAMOS chance to get out of the way The Hur* I dltor St Leo !l00_0000- 4 balj hit him in Ihe back, bringing Miami 010 00-OSl - I the" streak to an abrupt and painful E - Chrysler, Veeaiqcier 2, Carr. OP - St Leo The Universit) of Miami spring game between tht Hurricanes and ending. 2, Miam. 2 LOB - St. Leo 12. Miami 7 2B - An- the alumni team is getting bigger and better every day. The game, set derson, Mandel, Artiles. Lane 3B - Seoane HeV - Barrrse, Lane (13) SB-GsgeP 7 Shields Lorenro for April Ifi, will be the first time l.'M will play an alumni team After the game, Wrona. though ',V H R ER BB SO The idea of an alumni game is not new to the rest of the universi­ hardly happy about seeing the ST LEO O Connor L, 2•? ties, but it is a first for Miami. Penn State drew 92 former players fe.r streak end, said he was satisfied their first game, and has had alumni as old as 80 play in the- game with getting his name in the record MIAMI Socela UM has received acknowledgement from 48 former players that book 0 Smith they will attend and/or play. n W, M George Mira is scheduled to come out of retirement and be the "I tied the record, and that was HBP Gebree iby Souza). Taylor (by D. Smith) wr0na loy O'Connor) WP O Connor 3 starting quarterback for the alumni team Mira held most of the I'M what I was worried about." he said PE - Gibr<_ T - 3 10 A - 1,330 passing records until Jim Kelly came along. According to those- who have seen him throw lately, he still has the strong arm that he had when played on the Miami Ixtlphins during Wrona's streak: game-by-game their championship years He will, howe\er, probably be throwing out of the shotgun forma Opponent AR RBI tion. something he didn't do in the pros Date His tenure here at UM was refered to by writer Jim Martz in his book Hurricane Wale h as the "Age of 'Mira'rics" March 5 So. Ha 0 Mira will receive a lot of help in the backfield Former UM All- March b So. Ha 1 American Chuck Foreman announced last week that he will play in thc March 8 Klorida 0 game March 9 Florida 0 Foreman, who graduated from UM in 1972. made All-Pro in the March 11 Texas A&M 1 NFL with the Minnesota Vikings. Most of the other players who were March 12 So. Ill 0 All-Americans while at UM. will be attending but not plaving March 14 Texas A&M 2 Their contracts prevent them from playing in non-NIT garner March 15 Maine 0 They will, however be on hand to help the alumni coaches and si^n March 17 So. Ill 0 autographs March 18 Maine 1 Among those attending are Ted Hendricks from the class of 1968 March 19 So. Ill II 1 and probably the best defensive player to ever plav at UM. Drnni- I'.ir March 19 So. Ill 2 1 rah (1974), Gary Dunn (1975). Eddie F.dwards (197ti), Rubin Carter March 20 Maine 1 1 (1974), Don Latimer (1977) .and Jim Burt (1980) March 21 Mont St 3 1 1 Fred Marion and Lester Williams will return after their first yeai March 22 Maine 3 1 4 in the pros. March 23 111.-Chi. 3 0 0 Several seniors from last year's team will plav. Among them arr March 2. lll.-Chi .'. 1 0 Gary Rreckner, Greg Brown, David Deakins. Don Bailev. and Greg I a March 25 So. Fla i 2 Belle UM will also show the 1982 highlights film for the iirs- tin, March 2ti So. 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______• fuesday, April 5, 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Paga 11 Miami at mid-season Hurricanes getting tough to beat

By JOHN OUDENS they're not very far from national championship form. Hurricane Ataociate Sports Editor Pitching: "Until I came here, I It has been said that the magic didn't know anything," Dave Eich­ number for a college baseball team horn has said about his pitching ed­ is 40. That's the number of wins ucation. If that's true, then much of which will almost certainly get you the credit for Eichhorn's 0.62 ERA into the May NCAA regional tour­ goes to Associate Head Coach Skip nament which leads to the College Bertman. World Series in Omaha, Neb. Many of Eichhorn's colleagues ic If the Miami Hurricanes play .114 will agree. Bertman has Uken a All-American Alvin Ward baseball the rest of the season, young, inexperienced sUff without they'll wind up with 40 victories. a fireballer like Neal Heaton, ap­ Chances are they'll do better. plied the slider and sound pitching With 44 games gone and a sched­ strategy, and come up with an ef­ uled 35 to go, the Hurricanes are fective, balanced group of trades­ Three sophomores playing as well as any team in the men. country. Their winning percenUge Rob Souza, the only sUrter re­ is .818, more than SO points better maining from last year's team, was than last year's national champion­ 7-3 last year. This year, he's 7-0 — named All-American ship record. The average UM game and with an ERA much lower than last year's 5.02. is an 8-4, 10-hit victory. The start­ By WENDI ROSEN ing eight fielders have a combined Pat Griffin, who won't be pitch­ batting average of .309. ing for a few weeks (see note Hurricane Staff Writer below), transferred from Southern The pitching sUff's overall ERA Three members of the 1982 University of Miami football team is 3.14, a figure which isn't too Illinois, learned how to throw a sli­ der — and so far has a 5-1 record. have been named to the Sporting News Sophomore All-America team. shabby and which looks much bet­ Defensive end Joe Kohlbrand and offensive guard Alvin Ward ter against the opponents' overall Mark Bauer and Gus Meizoso have been relying more on curves were selected to the second team. Defensive back Kenny Calhoun was 7.28. named to the third team. After a rough start — 3-4 and 7-6 and change-ups than sliders — and not without success. Bauer is 5-2, Kohlbrand, 6-4, 225 lbs., of Merrit Island, Fla.. recorded four sacks early on — the Hurricanes have as a freshman. After spring drills last year, he was named the Walt Ki­ won 29 of their last 31 games. with a 3.39 ERA; Meizoso, though he has given up more walks than chefski Most Improved and Dedicated Player. , They're riding a 13-game winning ID his sophomore year, Kohlbrand had 43 solo Uckles and 18 as­ streak, a string which is sure to be strikeouts, is 4-1. Then there are Eichhorn and sists for a total of 61 tackles. He also notched three quarterback sacks. broken. And there will be probably How did he find out he was an All-American? be at least a slump or two; no entire Danny Smith. Eichhorn has been credited with Miami's last four vic­ "Kenny Calhoun sent a magazine up to me," he said. team can expect endless streaks Ward, 6-1, 245 lbs., of Chicago. started three games as a freshman from every member. tories. Smith, after struggling early in the season, has settled down to and was named to the Football News Freshman All-American Second Miami Hurricane/CARYS LEVY Nevertheless, even without Steve Team. Lusby and Calvin James, the Hurri­ five saves and a 2.10 ERA. Coach Skip Bertman: His pitching instruction has With Griffin out of the starting Ward said being named to the Sporting News team was a pleasant canes at mid-season have reached surprise. turned the UM pitching staff into a winner College World Series form. And rotation, Bertman will have to find good performances in people like "I didn't expect to get it, so I'm thankful for it," he said. "I was Dan Davies and Kevin Sheary. He's lucky to make the All-America team. done that before — Sheary's first "Last year, it was my goal to grade out 80 percent per game. Next sUrt was a shutout. year I hope to grade out to close to 100 percent every game. Now that I i If Eichhorn and Smith sUy con­ know what I'm doing out there, I want to develop my technique." I (as;e bal l _sta i;is 1tic s sistent, the pitching will remain Calhoun, 6-1, 195 lbs., of Titusville, Fla., logged nine Uckles as a strong enough to hold the .818 win­ freshman. As a sophomore, he had 45 solos and 14 assists for a toUl of 59 Player G AB R H AVG. 2B SB HR RBI ning percenUge. FIELDING: Lusby, James and Uckles. In addition, he tied Ronnie Lippett for most interceptions in a catcher Nelson Santovenia have game — each made two against Louisville. been missed. At first base, after a Calhoun played his biggest game against Houston, when he was responsible for the pitchman-off-the-veer atUck. He made 11 single- Rowland 30 50 9 17 .340 0 2 0 8 confusing first few games, Orlando Artiles has adjusted surprisingly handed takedowns, more than any UM player in a single game all sea­ Wrona 44 169 37 56 .331 9 5 2 34 son. His total of 13 Uckles in that game was second to Greg Brown, Shields 41 135 38 44 .326 5 1 5 22 well. Phil Lane, replacing James in who made 21 toul Uckles against Florida. Artiles 44 163 42 53 .325 9 0 11 38 Calhoun said he hopes to continue his consistency in 1983. Seoane 43 172 36 55 .320 8 4 1 32 right, clearly isn't playing his favor­ ite position, but he's trying his dam­ "My goal for next year," he said, "is to make any All-America Sacco 25 19 6 6 .316 3 0 1 6 team." Carter 27 29 10 9 .310 1 0 1 7 nedest. He's only made two actual Carr 40 125 32 37 .296 5 1 2 21 errors, but as long as line drives fly Velazquez 43 127 27 37 .291 7 1 7 39 over his head, opposing teams are going to put a few more men on LSAT-GMAT-MCAT-GRE Lorenzo 43 126 37 36 .286 6 3 4 29 Live Lectures S/or Video Taped Reviews Lane 44 143 43 40 .280 9 0 13 45 base. Javier Velazquez has had the Mandel 25 48 8 13 .271 6 0 1 8 SHELDON BOSE EDUCATIONAL CENTER Russo 18 45 8 10 .222 1 0 2 7 toughest task of the three — be­ C Gabies 1320 S. Dixie Hwy • 661-6809 Walker 27 42 6 8 .190 3 0 0 0 coming a catcher. He has made sev­ No. OedK 174 km Dairy Rd • 852-7680 I Lusby 13 17 0 3 .176 1 0 0 4 eral throwing errors, and the • Wite_/.!h_ 11 0fin0 (oInrr mora_____) Sanicola 31 15 1 2 .133 0 0 0 0 curves and sliders tend to bounce Resumes Ellena 7 7 2 0 .000 0 0 0 1 past him to the backstop. However, Typeset & Printed he's making fewer and fewer mis­ Others 4 2 1 1 .500 0 0 0 0 We'll Give You Totals 44 1437 355 428 .298 74 17 50 309 takes, and as long as he plays every CRIMINAL, TRAFFIC Opponents 44 1435 173 333 .232 61 8 26 152 day, he's bound to keep getting bet­ OR MATRIMONIAL PRIILEUST 100 letterheads ter. —• • - (for your cover & job M The rest of the positions are solid. {•_ 'V^ application letters) G IP H BB K W L S I Froo First Coosaltstioo Pitcher ERA HITTING: It would be difficult to ,< come up with a damaging com­ Across from Dadeland I plaint here. The Hurricanes are bat­ Eichhorn 22 43% 29 14 35 7 1 2 0.62 ting .298, they're driving in seven • Jef.rey P. Raffle D. Smith 22 34V3 24 28 36 1 1 5 2.10 runs a game and they're hitting bet­ I Law Offices Pascual 4 7'/3 7 1 5 0 0 2 2.45 ter than a home run a game. Figures ^ammm**^**********™ S83_ Ponca tim Laon Griffin 7 43% 39 19 31 5 1 0 3.09 like that scare the ur out of oppos­ j 9200 S. Dadeland Blvd. #517 Seouth MUMTK FL 6M-8066 BETWEEN OLSON EUCTHONICS ANO Souza 10 70% 50 25 54 7 0 0 3.20 ing pitchers. K.C CAGNEY ft CO RESTAURANT Bauer 10 63% 60 15 47 5 2 0 3.39 4 662-1557 The current leader, Bill Wrona —— __j Davies 7 36% 32 11 27 4 2 0 3.47 (.331), is doing pretty much what K. Smith 10 31 26 10 17 3 0 0 3.48 he did last year, only better. At a Kruijs 3 3% 5 4 1 0 0 0 8.10 first glance, his two home runs Meizoso 11 46% 36 37 30 4 1 0 4.27 might make you think he's a singles The Southampton Summer Program. 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Danny Smith set an NCAA record they visited Tropical park and, on a at the UM courts. The match begin* Miami winning at 1:30 p.m Soccei for career appearances against St. more intellectual level, sat in on Leo on Wednesday when he walked some classes here. Today they will to the mound for the 102nd time in go to the beach. The UM soccer team is off to a his career. They had a game last night fast start under new Head Coach against North Miami at Dade-South without Lusby Gil Peters. The team improved to Bill Wrona's 21-game hitting streak ended Wednesday night and will leave for a three-day tour 2-0 with a 4-1 victory over Dade- of Central Florida tomorrow night. Central last Thursday. against St. Leo, leaving him tied with Alex DeJesus for the school Among the places the Belgians Last week, the Hurricanes de­ are scheduled to visit are Disney MID-SEASON/From page 9 Artiles has mentioned the danger record. (See story on page 9.) Mitch feated Dade-Central, 2-1, behind Seoane's triple in that game tied World and Epcot Center, Cape Ca­ en in almost as many runs as he's of peaking too early. Marcio Campagnalo's two goals. naveral, and Orlando. "You have to peak at the right him with Wrona for the all-time scored. In the second game, Campagnalo UM lead. The team will have some compe­ The most pleasant surprise of the time," he says, "and that's at started Miami on the right foot by tition mixed in with the sightseeing. line-up is Artiles, who has spent Omaha." scoring the first goal. Bill Epstein, Dave Eichhorn picked up his They have games scheduled in Or­ much of his time practicing first It's difficult to imagine this team Dave Villano, and Paul Bowers each fourth win as in as many games for lando and on the way back will base. In the meantime, he's third on playing any better than it is right scored as Miami went on to win UM. Eichhorn (7-1) has won the last compete in a tournament in Ft. the team in hits, third among start­ now, so you'd have to say that handily. four games in relief Miami has Pierce. they're at a peak. ers in average, second in runs, sec­ UM goalie Jay McCutcheon shut played and has not allowed an The UM volleyball club will trav­ ond in home runs, first in total Does that mean that a slump is out Dade-Central in the second earned run the last 31 innings of el to Belguim later in the year. bases and third in RBI. inevitable? No — just that they game until being replaced in the work. With Lusby out of the line-up, probably won't go on winning 15, second half. 20, 25 games in a row. Rugby Club the team looks to Artiles to provide Today, UM will try to stay on the both consistency and power. So far, Then again, they don't have to. Football They just have to keep plugging and right foot when they face Dade- The Rugby Club defeated the he has responded marvelously. He North at 3:30 p.m. on the soccer already has four more home runs get hot in June — and there's no Spring practice continues this University of Florida Sunday, 12-9, reason to think they won't do that. field adjacent to the Hecht Athletic to wrap up their fourth consecutive than he hit in all of 1982, and his Center. week as the Hurricanes prepare for average is 46 points higher than last the first Alumni game on April 16. state championship. year's. Former UM running back Chuck Hurricanes Steve Gray and Steve The other starters' averages read Baseball Foreman announced last week that Massey each scored a try, and Bob like a collection of all-star stats. he will be playing in the game (See The "worst" hitter, Lane, is mired story on page 9). Pardo kicked both conversions. The UM baseball team had the The Hurricanes' championship at .280, and he's only driven in 45 Senior righthander Pat Griffin weekend off and departed yester­ runs. earns them an invitation to the re­ has been hospitalized with a kid­ day for DeLand, Fla., for a three- Volleyball gional playoffs at the RU soccer There's no telling when — if ever ney-related problem, possibly a bac­ game series with Stetson. They will — Lusby's coming back to stay. field on April 16 and 17. Games will terial infection. He will be out of play a day-night doubleheader begin at 1 p.m. each day. Should he return, he'd take first, the Hurricanes' starting rotation for today and a game at 3 p.m. tomor­ The UM volleyball club will play Artiles would move back to his at least twb weeks. row. host for 10 days to a Belgian volley­ comfortable outfield, Lane would Griffin, who missed his scheduled The Hurricanes (36-8) then travel ball club, which arrived in Miami probably become the designated start March 25 against South Flori­ to Columbia, S.C, Friday to begin a on Saturday afternoon. They played Men's Tennis hitter, and this team would have a da and hasn't pitched since, did not three-game weekend series with UM Sunday night at the Lane Cen­ lock on the Collegiate Baseball top make the trip to DeLand. He was the South Carolina Gamecocks. ter, winning 15-12. three for a good while. Even with­ scheduled to undergo exploratory The Belgian team is scheduled to The men's tennis team returns Christo Steyn out Lusby, though, they're getting surgery Monday. 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