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The Anthill Xi Upsilon Issue September 2011 Service News: Humane Society By Julie Amabeli the cats, but there are always plenty of people who Of all the service walk multiple dogs while projects I’ve done since they are there. By them- Message from the President! joining APO, selves, the Hey Brothers, Pledges, and Advisors, the most H u m a n e e n j o y a b l e Society staff Welcome back for another s e r v i c e accomplishes year of Leadership, Friendship, and project I’ve a lot, but Service! I am excited to be back at b e e n with the help school for another school year and involved in is of volun- hope all of you are as well! We have going to the teers, all the a lot to look forward to with Home- S t a r k animals get coming, Cope Clean Up, Regionals, C o u n t y more human Formal, and tons of service. Having H u m a n e interaction, already had Planning Conference, Society. This and hope- we have a great semester planned s e r v i c e fully more out as well as adding a big, exciting project is fun. I’m glad group of pledges to the mix. Before great for many reasons. Not I get to interact and make a we know it, Christmas will be in the only is it close to our small difference in those horizon and a new Executive Board campus, but it also has lots animals’ lives through APO. will be elected. If you have any for our brothers to do. You Overall, there’s so much to interest in a position, please go talk to that person to find out can bathe dogs or cats (if do at the Humane Society, more. I wish everyone a great semester and as always, if you you’re brave enough), groom and you’ll have so much fun need anything don’t hesitate to ask! them, play with them, or that two hours just doesn’t walk the dogs. Personally, I seem long enough! LFS, really enjoy playing with all Taylor Did You Choose to Snooze on Wednesday? Upcoming Events By Marilyn Miller Homecoming Tailgate - Saturday, October 8th Waking up a half and hour dapper in a suit and tie, ordering his 11:30 am in the earlier than usual is morning coffee in B&B. Football Parking lot hard to do, but I had Little did our "Break- one thing on my mind- fast Club" know, Dean the APO social of B&B Frazier told the B&B DST Dodgeball breakfast. With home ladies that he was - Sunday, October 9th fries, hash browns, covering everyone's 12-3:00 pm in the quad and omelets bigger breakfast bill that was than your face, I in our group! Along Cope Clean-Up couldn't wait to get with the free meal, - Saturday, October 29th my fellowship on with nothing beats eating 12-3:00 pm at Cope my Bros. My mush- the most important room, sausage, and meal of the day with onion omelet was your fellow worker ants. absolutely delightful. So, next time you see But another added the Dean, give him a big treat for the morning APO high five for being was seeing Dean so generous towards Frazier looking your early bird Bros. Church Isn’t Just for Sunday Mornings…We Do Friday Nights! By Jennica Prodonovich tion. Well, forget those negative notions is literally filled to the brim with pop, the minute you sing “Alpha Phi Omega chips, cookies, and Walmart Smiley fruit It was that dreadful time of the ‘til the day we die!” for the first time, snacks. If that’s not convincing enough semester again where planning confer- because we know how to have a good for you, try playing a rousing game of ence unfortunately snuck up on us. The time! Hide-and-Go-Seek in a pitch black The Anthill executive board (plus a handful of brave Fun is always guaranteed to church with at least 20+ rooms (most of brothers) joined together at Faith ensue when you leave McMaster Circle which are surprisingly unlocked). If United Methodist Church in North you’re lucky, you won’t pee your pants Canton to plan another semester of out of fright. But if you’re Cassie involvement in Alpha Phi Omega. Not Durdel or Emily Mariani, you will. only did Mr. and Mrs. Miner, two of our And if you’re still not hip on APO slum- chapter advisors, get permission from ber parties, imagine yourself drifting the church for us to use their facilities off on a wonderfully comfortable from 8 AM-4 PM on a nice Saturday in cement, I mean carpeted, floor to the September, but they went a step further story of how Kristen Kelleher repeat- to promote some brotherly-bonding by edly shut Josh Jones down in high permitting us to have a sleepover the school before finally agreeing to date night before. the poor guy. Now, you might be thinking a So next time planning confer- couple different things here. Perhaps ence rolls around in Spring 2012, don’t you’ve got the “why would I want to be THAT brother who decides to get spend the night in a church on a Friday your socials in with semi-formal and a when I’m a college student?” mindset. random Mount Union Movie Series Or, there’s the equally common in a carpool of 4-6 vehicles, especially night. Opt for the church sleepover “sleepovers are SO sixth grade!” percep- when the trunk of Tyler Gorham’s Jetta instead; you won’t be disappointed. 321 Hours so far this semester! Keep Top Ten Ways to Flirt With Your Waiter/Waitress up the good work! By Kelsey Batey r 1. Right off the bat, do a hair flip and catch their attention. e t 2. Ask what they would recommend you should order. Flirty Voice: “I’ve never eaten here e before!” m o 3. Compliment them on their serving skills. m r 4. Try and score something free – testing if they are feeling the connection. e h 5. Get to know them outside of work – ask about their personal life. T r 6. Check to make sure they don’t have a significant other – that would be awkward! u o 7. Laugh at their jokes – even if they are stupid! H e 8. Let them know a little about you, but don’t reveal too much. c i v 9. Thank them for the “WONDERFUL” service. r e 10. MOST IMPORTANT: leave your number on your receipt – this is a deal closer! S Hope these 10 tips will help you find the love of your life at your next meal while dining out. It can be in a classy restaurant or even at your local Swenson’s. Fate will find you and match you with the perfect person. They may even recommend a double cheeseburger that will change your life! Hope all you brothers and pledges best of luck with your love lives. LFS! Welcome New Pledges! Fall Pledge Class - 2011 Robert Aldinger Julianne Liberati Ryli Barrett Andria Lyons Lisa Brasdovich Mary Mahoney Anna Brocker Megan McMinn Martin Chaffin Emily Messino Angela Cox Jennifer Meyers Allison Fouss Taylor Nervo Courtney Gabel Heather Nicholson Shelby Gruber Brennan Norris Briana Harris Meghan Opperman Daryn Herman Krickett Penn William Hollingsworth Lisa Pizzurro Christopher Holmes Heather Potts Ann Holy Emily Quandt Jacob Huddleston Amanda Robb Mackenzie Jenkins Taylor Ruffing Kelly Shannon Danielle Schmidt Gregory Koman Megan Shadrach Eva Laino Reita Silvis Craig Lemasters Mary Wills ΑΦΩ What’s Going on With Justin and John? By Kelsey Batey-Bieber & Rachel Not only is he going on tour, but he is and is blogging on his health which is Ossler-Mayer currently finishing up recording for his bettering by the day. However, this set Christmas album with a large portion of back has caused him to postpone the Ever wonder what's going on in the proceeds going to charity! Not only date of his upcoming CD and cancel the lives of Justin Bieber and John is he being a busy working musician, he concert appearances such as the iHeart- Mayer? Lucky for you, their two biggest also has time to surprise his girlfriend Radio Music Festival. Although he has fans happen to be two of your brothers! and rent out the Staples Center to watch hit a road block, it didn't stop one of his We are Titanic with her! How precious is that? f i n i s h e d going to JB sounds like he would have been a songs on give you a great candidate for a pledge of APO, but the album l i t t l e maybe next semester. Keep doin’ good f r o m insight on Justin, and boys of APO, start taking l e a k i n g , what is some notes, ‘cause the Biebs is a “ B r o k e n going on charmer! ;) Time.” His in their CD is now lives to * * * scheduled keep you to release u p d a t e d John Mayer's life, as perfect as early next o n it may be, has hit a little roadblock in his year, and I undoubt- signing career. The star p r o m i s e edly the singer/songwriter/guitar player has been you all t w o diagnosed with a granuloma in his that I will b i g g e s t throat.