Ineffable Twaddle “It is my business to know what other people don’t know.” The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle A monthly publication of The Sound of the Baskervilles

A Scion Society of The Baker Street Irregulars • Since March 31, 1980

Serving the Greater Puget Sound Region of Western Washington

Volume 30, Issue 4 April 2011 Tea is Served at One O'clock! OUR 30TH YEAR Our Anniversary Tea is Saturday, April 2, Driving Directions to Haugens’ Gig Harbor Home at Haugens’ in Gig Harbor!! Tea will be From I-5 in Tacoma, take Exit #132—“Highway served at 1:00, and your contributions of 16” westbound. Drive west 12 miles across the Ta- Inside this issue: snacks and sweets will be most welcome! coma Narrows Bridge to the “Wollochet Drive / City Tea is Served at 1 PFL David has decreed Center” exit . At the light at the top of the exit ramp, One O'clock! that because our finances turn right onto Pioneer and drive north (down the hill) into town where it T’s with Harborview Drive (3-way are in good shape, the auc- stop). Turn left onto Harborview and follow it around A Scandal in Montreal 1 tion will be only a part of the harbor (keep bearing right). the festivities—so we can When you come to another 3-way stop, take the free Suicide or Murder… 2 concentrate on socializing right turn onto North Harborview Drive. Follow this that’s the Question! and celebrating our 31st along the water until you’re on the anniversary!! northwest side of the water. Watch for Librarian’s Corner 2 Finholm’s Market on your left; take the We hope to have about ten quality items first left-hand turn after Finholm’s Mar- Have You Given Any 3 for a live auction. So, bring some ca$h but ket onto Peacock Hill Avenue N.W. and Thought? by all means, have some fun!! climb up the hill. As the PFL likes to remind you, though, When you get to the flat, top of the hill, watch on Things to See, Buy, 3 st nd the Narrows Bridge makes it easy to come your right for 101 Street…then 102 Street…then Do & Know see us, but it'll cost you $4 to get home!! Harborcrest Court...a red brick entryway and gate. Turn right! Go half way down the hill, to the second Member News & 4 Our annual tea is a great way to spend cul-de-sac on your right. Haugens’ is the first unit on Updates your Saturday afternoon: visiting, eating, the left: 3606 Harborcrest Court N.W. Their phone imbibing, bidding, and welcoming spring- number is (253) 853-5187. time!! So come on out of your hibernation! We’d love to see you there!! A Scandal in Montreal Anyone who read SOB Charlie Cook’s article in our hopefully they, will go, as the telegram is simply 2010 Beaten’s Christmas Annual—“The Sher- signed, Irene. lockian Pastiches of Edward D. Hoch”—will agree After settling in at a small hotel, Irene, nee that Charlie is very much a fan of Hoch’s short sto- Adler, joins them and her opening remark is “Good ries. The Beaten’s article gave Charlie’s capsule Day, Mr. ”. She then informs Dr. summary of a dozen Hoch stories. In the coming Watson that he has changed very little over the months, we’ll treat our readers—intermittently—to years. He, honestly, returns a similar observation. Sheila Holtgrieve Charlie’s full review of each of those stories. She informs Holmes that Ralph had been smitten was named the 2011 It’s 1911 and Watson decides to hand-deliver a by a lovely coed named Monica Starr, who had “Footprints of a Gigantic telegram sent from Canada to Holmes at Baker another serious admirer, a German student named Hound Award” winner at Street. So he travels to Holmes’s retirement cot- Franz Faber.... Continued on Page 2 The Master’s Dinner on tage in Sussex. After Holmes gleefully reveals a Have you filed your taxes yet? January 15, where the gath- few facts he has observed about his old friend, ering of 30 other SOBs they read the telegram. It is from a woman whose congratulated her!! only son, Ralph Norton, has disappeared from In this photo, she receives McGill University and the Montreal police suspect from PFL David her perma- him of murder. Watson doubts that the retired nent Footprints certificate! detective will go, but Holmes assures him that he, Photo by Terri Haugen Page 2 Ineffable Twaddle

“He burst Suicide or Murder...that’s the Question! into my The April 11, 2011 Business Meeting of The Sound of the Baskervilles will begin at consulting- 6:30 p.m. at T.S. McHugh’s Public House (21 Mercer Street, Seattle, [206] 282- room.” 1910). The social hour starts at 5:30 p.m., as we reinstitute “Sherlock Savings The Time” for 2011—during which we begin 30 minutes later through September! “The Resident Patient”, our 23rd Canonical story—by date of publication—is Adven- placed by Watson as occurring in October 1886, though the loss of some memo- ture of the Resident Patient randa, prevents him from recalling the exact date! Says PFL David: Is Percy Trevelyan a great doctor or just greedy? A “Mr. Blessington”, whose weak heart requires constant attention, has set him up in a lucrative West End practice—with Blessington installed in the apartment above. The arrangement has worked for years! What then of reports of burglary, and Blessington’s hysteria on discovering his room has been entered? Why now? And why did Blessington hang himself? Or With did he??? Follow Holmes’ methods in “The Adventure of the Resident Patient”. Sincere Gratitude A Scandal in Montreal Continued from Page 1 In a fracas over the lass, Ralph received a short parodies about a certain detective and To those who added a bloody nose and later Franz is found in the gives Watson a copy of one. That night Wat- little something to their 2011/12 dues payments, street stabbed in the chest. The local police- son reads it and is offended, but Holmes treats man asks who did the nasty deed and Faber’s it lightly. Since not Holmes, but a “Great De- we are most grateful! dying word is Norton! tective” is made out to be a fool, he sees no They include, as of this Since Monica has also disappeared, Holmes problem. It’s Watson’s fault if a “Great De- writing: convinces Irene that they are probably to- tective” is inferred by a reader to be Holmes. Charlie Cook gether, perhaps as friends. She indicates that When Holmes, Watson, Leacock and Gen- Jody Holm his only friend was McGill Professor Ste- try reach the cottage, Leacock bursts out that Avis Jobrack phen Leacock. The Professor and his assis- Faber has been murdered and the police are Herb Leake tant Rob Gentry meet with the detective and looking for him. He should give himself up. claim to not know the whereabouts of young But Ralph pleads that he is innocent and is not Jon Strandberg Norton. But Holmes does his usual bit and going anywhere. Holmes guesses why: Thank you so much!! the Professor admits that the lovers are stay- Monica is with child. After dinner the young ing in a vacation cottage he owns north of people play a little catch and Gentry calls Toronto. Monica, “North”. Suddenly the Master knows Leacock admits that he has written several all! Librarian’s Corner “It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books More which are your very own." Sir “Librarian’s In early 2009, when I had been an SOB for just a few months, I went to the luxuri- Corner” Info ous Pan Pacific Hotel to hear a talk by about his just published book,

Ö To receive a full The Devil and Sherlock Holmes, subtitled “Tales of Murder, Madness, and Ob- listing of titles in session”. Of course, the title was what intrigued me. The book is a series of essays the SOBs’ Lending about real-life situations that do indeed entail murder, madness, and obsession. Library—books, The title essay, “Mysterious Circumstances,” concerns the strange death of Sher- audiotapes, videos (DVD/VHS) lock Holmes scholar and collector Richard Lancelyn Green, member of the Sher- and news articles—via e-mail, lock Holmes Society of London and a player of the "great game." Mr. Grann sum- OR marizes his interviews with John Gibson, one of Green's closest friends, Owen Dud- Ö To order a title from the SOBs’ ley Edwards, a Scots Conan Doyle scholar, ACD's daughter Dame Jean Conan Lending Library, Doyle, and Green's sister, Priscilla West. Scotland Yard attributed Green's puzzling please e-mail Librarian Sheila death to suicide, but friends, his sister, and fellow Holmesians question this. And at: there's a locked room issue to boot! The book is still in my library until I have read [email protected] some other essays, but you are welcome to borrow it. Find out the strange circum- Out-of-town Members: stances of Green's death and apply some of the Master's techniques to form your Postage costs will be required for shipping. own solution to the mystery. Sheila Holtgrieve, SOB Librarian, [email protected] Volume 30, April 2011, Issue 4— OUR 30TH YEAR!!! Page 3

From Treasurer Al Nelson Have You Given Any Thought? Here’s a photo from our last trip to Have you given any thought to “Just One” onical alter-ego is up for study, can you London: Me standing in front of thing you can do to benefit this Club in 2011? volunteer to lead the story discussion and the Museum Pub thought to be Is there a quality item you no longer quiz at the Monthly Meeting? the Alpha Inn! need that you could donate to the Club Can you submit an article, recipe, Auction? puzzle, quiz, story, book review, news

Could you do what SOB Charlie Cook item or research piece for publication just did...pay a friend’s dues so the friend in Ineffable Twaddle or Beaten’s? can get to know us over the next year? There’s always room for one more! Is there an item in the Club Library Do you have an acquaintance who’s that interests you, on which you could shown interest in your Sherlockian activi- write a review? ties whom you could invite to a Monthly Do you have any connection to a school Meeting, our Wreath Throw in May, our or library at which a representative of our Picnic in July, our Jollification in Decem- Club could give a talk about Sherlock ber or our Master’s Dinner in January? Holmes to young folks? Invite them to accompany you, and you Would you like to research some might find in them a real Holmes enthusi- aspect of the Victorian-era and give a ast! short talk on it at one of our Monthly Think about it! There must be “Just Meetings? One” small thing that you CAN do in

Next time the story containing your Can- 2011!!

Things to See, Buy, Do & Know From PFL David • From SOB Carrol Clemens: U.S.A Today car- • From Classic Specialties’ February E-Times: I had a call from ried a review about The Murder Cliff Goldfarb, Chair of the Friends of the ACD Lancaster, NY Room: The Heirs of Sherlock Collection at the Toronto Reference Library, tells SOB Frank Bork Holmes Gather to Solve the us of their upcoming conference, Study in Scan- about something World’s Most Perplexing Cold dal—SinS—in Toronto from October 13-16, he’d seen in one Cases (by Michael Capuzzo, Gotham, 2011. For more: www.acdfriends.org/sins.htm. of our publica- $26), which describes the activities In our “New, New, New” column, we are tions about of “the Vidocq Society, a real-life happy to offer eight books new to our web Doyle doing a crime-solving contingent that helps local law en- pages and, as a special limited introductory offer, miniature book. forcement agencies crack cold cases.” Founded in we can deliver them to you free of shipping Frank’s memory 1990, the group is made up of “the world’s great charges! Go to: www.sherlock-holmes.com/e_tim is spot on because page 45 of the latest detectives and forensic specialists” who meet once es11-2.htm. Beaten’s refers to that very story. a month over lunch in a Victorian dining room in • From Peter Blau: Trading in the Footsteps Wikipedia notes that, Philadelphia...They spend years, pro bono, bringing of Sherlock Holmes: Balancing Probabilities “In 1924, several authors were killers to justice in cases where the cops just can’t for Successful Investing, by Anthony Trongone approached to contribute to the figure it out.” (This article will be added to the Club (Cedar Falls: Traders Press, 2010; $24.95) uses library of Queen Mary’s Dolls’ Library. And, mea culpa, from Editor Terri, who lost quotations from the Canon to describe both the House. Doyle wrote a short then found this August 15, 2010 piece!) market and market forces and to illustrate his Sherlock Holmes story, just 503 • From Editor Terri: We got the approach to investing. The publisher's at: www. words long, onto the tiny pages of following through our website e-mail traderspress.com a specially constructed miniature from Canadian author Stephen Gas- • From PFL David: book entitled, ‘How Watson par: “My book, The Canadian There were no Sher- Learned the Trick’. The story is Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, lockian movies up for an a breakfast scene, during which is a new set of Holmes and Wat- Oscar this year, but Oprah Watson attempts to mimic Holmes' son adventures guaranteed to Winfrey said in her post- style in guessing his thoughts. intrigue and thrill mystery lovers, Holmes Oscar show that Robert Watson's intuitions are proved fans, and Canadian history buffs alike as the Downey, Jr. & Jude Law wrong, however.” reader is treated to a fascinating glimpse into were the best presenters. Peter Blau says War- It was collected in a Penguin paperback the world of Victorian Canada of 1897. I hope ner Bros. has a name for the new movie: “The Uncollected Sherlock Holmes” and you’ll read a preview where I am posting it: “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”. It will can be read on the internet at: www. http://stephengaspar.blog spot.com/ premiere on December 16. sherlockian.net/acd/thetrick.html

The Sound By appointment The Sound of the Baskervilles is a scion of the of Her Majesty, society of the Baker Street Irregulars, serving the greater Puget Sound Region of Baskervilles Queen Victoria Western Washington, U.S.A., and has met monthly since March 31, 1980. $20 per year brings Members the monthly Ineffable Twaddle newsletter “Ineffable Twaddle”, a copy of Beaten’s Christmas Annual, and the incalcu- A monthly publication of lable benefits of association with a group of The Sound of the Baskervilles certifiable Holmes aficionados. A Scion Society of the Baker Street Irregulars since Mary 31, 1980 Meetings are held the 2nd Monday of each Serving the Greater Puget Sound Region of Western Washington month. Location of the meetings may vary. Regularly scheduled additional events President: David Haugen, PFL, SOB, PSC throughout the year include: “The Mas- Treasurer: Allen Nelson ter’s Dinner” celebrating Holmes’ birthday Secretary/Editor: Terri Haugen ([email protected]) (January), “The Annual Wreath Throw” Webmaster & Historian: Lloyd Hedberg, WFL commemorating Holmes’ loss at Reichen- ([email protected]) bach Falls (May), “The Dr. John H. Watson Website: www.soundofthebaskervilles.com Picnic” (July), and “The Will Crakes Me- morial Jollification” (December). Other Direct correspondence to: activities—book crawls, teas, plays and 3606 Harborcrest Court N.W. gaming events—are as announced. Gig Harbor, WA 98332-8981 USA To join, send your check for dues—$20 for Phone: 253-853-5187 individuals, $30 for families (U.S. funds Fax: 253-853-5187 only)—to the address shown at left. Email: [email protected]

on medicine; one of David Smith’s students will Member News & Updates do one at the July Meeting; and Stephen Adkins Dates of SOBs attending the March Meeting, presided will round out our first such efforts at the Novem- ber Meeting! Interest over by PFL David Haugen, were: Sheila Holtgrieve Barbara Nelson John Nelson • Sheila’s ● April 2 grand- st Stephen Adkins Jon Strandberg Terri Haugen Our 31 Thom Walls Al Nelson Marge Nelson babies Anniversary Tea Ed Funk Joyce Funk David Smith Felix and ● April 11 Carol Smith Lauran Stevens Herb Leake Hazel Regular Monthly came, and News & Notes: she’s bust- Meeting, Back from being sick were Marge Nelson ing with Social = 5:30 p.m.; and Lauran Stevens Back from their winter pride! Business = 6:30 at hibernations were Herb Leake and David & • Tigard, OR SOBs Joann & Bill McCall sent T.S. McHugh’s Carol Smith Member Certificates were pre- a nice note letting Treasurer Al know they could ● May 7 sented to Herb, Lauran, David S. and Carol. not renew this year; a card was circulated at the PFL David let everyone know that we are Our Annual March Meeting to bid them adieu! Wreath Throw in pursuing having our 2012 Master’s Dinner at Tumwater the Puyallup (South Hill) Pierce County Parks facility, which SOB Cara Cross manages. More More New Members ● May 9 for 2011 Regular Monthly to come, but it will be a combination catered and potluck affair!! We met guest Patricia At left are Jon Meeting, McIntosh who saw our advert in the Taproot Strandberg and Marilyn Social = 5:30 p.m.; Theatre playbill last fall then checked out our Milberger! Jon brought Business = 6:30 at website! Lord Backwater (aka Herb Leake) her to our February Meeting T.S. McHugh’s gave us the sad news of Carol Lindenmeyer’s and she joined that very ● June 13 passing on November 11. night. Welcome, Marilyn!!

Regular Monthly • Our first quarterly discussion of things from Carl Wirth of Omaha bought our 2010 Beaten’s Meeting, the Victorian era was at this Meeting: The Christmas Annual, thanks to an advert in Peter Blau’s Social = 5:30 p.m.; crowd was not too turned off by Terri’s discus- newsletter. We invited Carl to join, and he has! And, Business = 6:30 at sion of causes of poverty in the Victorian era! he invites any SOB who visits Omaha to join their T.S. McHugh’s Dr. Ed Funk will do a talk at the May Meeting monthly discussion group! on medicine; one of David Smith’s students on