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By RICH STRIPP will benefit those teachers at the Montana Kalmln Reporter lower end of the pay scale who would not normally benefit from a Negotiators for the University straight percentage increase. Teachers’ Union and the Board of UM President Richard Bowers Regents reached a contract agree­ said that House Bill 483—which ment late Wednesday night, it provides for faculty salaries and announced at a press conference served as the guideline for the yesterday afternoon. contract which was negotiated— The basic agreement for the was "inadequate” for the salary 1980- 81 school year is for a 4 needs of faculty members. percent salary increase plus $250 Bowers said that the bill enabled for every faculty member. negotiators to reach a settlement Also included in the contract are because it anticipates faculty cuts two clauses which UTU president as called for in the faculty Howard Reinhardt, professor of retrenchment proposal which the mathematics, termed “very impor­ regents will consider in their tant” in an interview yesterday. meeting this Monday. (Staff photo by Bob Carson.) One clause commits the regents He added that he hopes that the to seek supplemental budget ap­ next legislative session will be able propriations for the 1981-82 to provide some financial relief for school year. UM’s salary woes. The second clause states that Reinhardt said that the UTU's Programming’s finances clarified prebudgetary meetings for the Bargaining Council will make the 1981- 82 contracts will begin within In early April, Bogue said he did double entries, incorrect transfers, contract's exact terms known to all By STEVE VANDYKE 30 days after the current contract Montana Kalmln Reporter not know how much money no transfers period, bills paid faculty members next week and has been approved by the faculty Programming had because he did twice, side adjustments, incorrect then conduct a vote on ratification and the regents. not know the beginning balance adjustments . . . and the list goes of the contract among members of ASUM Programming’s once In addition, the contract for fiscal year 1977-78. on,” Bogue wrote. the “ bargaining unit,” which he confused finances now appear to provides for a $92,900 “pool” to be In a May 14 memo, Bogue Charles Thorne, an accountant described as all faculty members be in order. set aside for faculty merit and Gary Bogue, Programming summed up what he thought the in the Controller’s Office, finished who are working over half time. promotion raises. manager/consultant, said his pro­ problems were that led to the his review of the information in the Head UTU negotiator William Reinhardt noted that the settle­ jection for the 1979-80 end balance financial confusion when he wrote: state accounting system the Derrick, professor of mathematics, ment still leaves faculty salaries far would be about $10,000. Program­ “We are surrounded by a wealth of beginning of May. About that time, said in yesterday’s press con­ behind the rate of inflation. UM ming is about even now, Bogue inexperience. Czorny said the Programming ference that if the contract is not faculty pay increases over the past said, adding that its reserve fund "Programming student direc­ “audit” would not be done until he, ratified “ It’s either back to the table two years now total 9 percent, and the profits from June concerts tors, who are just starting theirfirst Bogue and Thorne agreed on the or mediation.” while inflation has gone up 28 will bring the balance to $10,000. experience in the work force that figures. If the contract is ratified by the percent. A review of Programming’s carries heavy financial respon­ Thorne said Wednesday he faculty it will then be sent to the Reinhardt said that the $250 that financial records from 1977 to sibilities, are expected to supervise thought Bogue’s figure for the regents for ratification at their each faculty member will receive date, conducted by Bogue and the other inexperienced students in 1979 final balance was near his June 23 meeting. University of Montana Controller’s a half-million-dollar operation.” own, and that Bogue had brought Office, shows that Programming’s He added that the ASUM in some additional information balance as of June 30, 1979, was accountants are also inexperi­ that had not yet been put into the $17,000. enced and have to oversee “a state accounting system in deter­ New program devised ASUM Accountant Andrew million-dollar operation. None of mining his figure. Czorny said he is “satisfied” that the ASUM accountants had any Czorny said he will begin closing this figure was the correct end substantial work experience in the books for this fiscal year, which for more student loans balance. their trade before they were hired ends June 30, and expects no By DENNIS REYNOLDS Aids Office, said students should here.” He points out that the last problems in closing the books for Montana Kalmln Raportar be able to begin applying for loans two accountants, Czorny and Brad Programming. through the new program July 1. Library hours Brogan, “had not received their “ I’m real satisfied with Program­ A new program developed by the The move to restructure the degrees before they started work.” ming,” Czorny said. “ I couldn't be Board of Regents will enhance student loan program came as a announced Bogue also wrote that “my happier. They are better than any students’ chances for obtaining result of the decreasing number of bosses expect me to be on top of of my other accounts.” student loans, a member of the participating lending institutions, The library begins its 24- everything, yet they never make Some of the new entries that Office of the Commissioner of Lannon said. hour final week schedule the attempt to ensure I have the Bogue wanted made into the state Higher Education said yesterday. This decrease resulted from the today. power to accomplish the accounting system this month so William Lannon, director of inefficiency and slow response of From today until 5 p.m. necessary ends.” that they would show up on the special projects and community the federal Department of Educa­ Friday the library will be He said he has “no real authority May printouts will probably not college coordinator, said the two- tion, which currently administers open 24 hours to allow except to advise, assist, consult come out until the June printouts, stage program should serve to the Guaranteed Student Loan students to study for finals. and mop up their (the student Czorny said. attract more lending institutions Program (GSLP) in Montana, he The library will also be workers) financial trails.” He said that because of the week into the student loan market, thus said. open next Saturday from 9 Another set of problems deals off due to the volcanic ash the ensuring the availability of more The GSLP provides federal a.m. to 1 p.m. and will be with the accountant making faulty entries were postponed. Bogue money for student loans. money to guarantee the loans closed next Sunday. entries into the state accounting Donald Mullen, director of the system computer. “Now we see • Cont. on p. 8. University of Montana Financial • Cont. on p. 8. Special problems faced by UM student By DEB DAVIS age 20, when he was living in Peterson said he could have Peterson said he does not like to “ I can never take a day off. Every­ Montana Kalmln Raportar Phoerrix. He said he went to an eye additional surgery to draw the old be dealt with as if blindness is his where I go I have got to do it.” Going to the University of Mon­ specialist who told him the blood blood out of the fluid in his eyes, whole life, even though it effects But he has hope he will eventual­ tana can be time-consuming, vessels in his eyes were breaking but he also has glaucoma and everything he does. ly get off the machine. There is a frustrating and incomprehensible and causing the fluid within his cataracts so the operation would “ I would sooner be thought of as possibility that he may receive a for all students. eyeball to be clouded with blood. probably make no difference. Paul rather than the blind guy with kidney from a sister who lives in However, most of those students “At first, the problem was not Although the diabetes and a mustache,” he said. Idaho. do not have to deal with finding wide-spread," he said. The doctor blindness “make things a little Diabetes struck another blow on Until then, he is tied to the landmarks covered by snow to find performed laser surgery, a more difficult,” Peterson said. “ I Peterson’s body about three machine which has a marked their way around campus. relatively new technique at the don’t mind being handicapped.” I months ago when it caused his effect on his energy level, he said. Or rely on a machine to clean time, to cauterize the broken feel perfectly comfortable with kidneys to quit functioning. Since Peterson said he has had to drop their blood of impurities three vessels. myself when I’m by myself." then, every Monday, Wednesday from 17 credits to 12 credits this times a week, regardless of The surgery slowed down the “When I’m around other people," and Friday he goes to St. Patrick quarter because he tires easily. holidays or vacations. process that caused him to lose his he said, "I feel like I have to do Hospital for a three-hour session Being "run on the machine takes But Paul Peterson, a sophomore sight, he said. When he came to everything perfectly or someone of being hooked up to the kidney a lot out of you,’ he said. "It drains in computer science, does have to UM three years ago he had some will jump down on me.” dialysis machine. your physical abilities.” deal with these realities because vision left, he added. Peterson said he has given more The dialysis machine does the In spite of his problem with he is both blind and has suffered Now, Peterson said, he can see than one person a piece of his work the kidneys no longer do, he fatigue, Peterson said he plans to kidney failure as a result of very little. mind for grabbing hold of him in an explained. That is, the machine ride in one of the seats of a tantem diabetes. “Before on a good day, I could effort to help because it startles takes out the excess fluid and bicycle in the Bike-A-Thon Peterson, who was born with a pick out where a building was,” he him. cleans the impurities from the Against Diabetes this Saturday at disease which prevents his body said. Now he can see an oc­ “ People have to stop and think blood. . from using or producing insulin, casional blot of light. for a minute,” he said. “They He said he does not mind going Peterson said he also plans on said he began to experience a loss “ It's like looking through a sheet shouldn't assume that I don't know to use the machine because it finishing school, no matter how of vision about four years ago, at of waxed paper,” he said. what I’m doing because I’m blind.” gives him time to study. But he said long it takes. opinion Will underpaid professors stay at

At the going rate, cutting faculty than his cost of living is less than stay, especially if he has seen—as improve the situation. The options the members at the University of Montana realistic. many have—his students graduate into UTU was considering to express its may become much easier than keeping Most professors already know that a better paying job or elementary and dissatisfaction would only draw atten­ them here. better opportunities exist outside the high school teachers receive higher tion to the problem, not solve it. And That rate is 4 percent—the base university. Soon, many of them may salaries for generally bringing less UTU President Howard Reinhardt has amount representatives from the Un­ take those opportunities, not education and experience to their jobs. said any action would be almost iversity Teachers’ Union and manage­ necessarily because they want to leave The 1979. state Legislature set a pointless since the contract will not be ment bargaining teams have agreed to UM, but because they just can't afford ceiling on pay increases, and little voted on by the faculty until next week. increase faculty salaries for the coming to stay. could be done to avoid the meager But planning for a strong and effec­ academic year. Other benefits bring Accepting 4 percent, rather than the raises. Both the UTU and management tive lobbying campaign must begin the total increase to about 6 percent. 13 percent originally asked for, is only teams acknowledged this limit in a joint now, for quality education will become With the approximately 7 percent realistic because more money for UM announcement that notes the settle­ an impossibility at UM unless faculty increase given for this year, salaries is not going to materialize instantly. ment was within legislative guidelines, salaries recognize not only the quality have increased about 13 percent over But no faculty member has to stay but “still inadequate" and committed and ability of the faculty, but also the the biennium. The inflation rate for the around to face another such dis­ the regents to improve salary levels effects of inflation. year is hovering at about 18 percent. couraging offer after next year. during the next legislative session. Legislators must be made aware that Expecting a faculty member to be And any faculty member who knows UM President Richard Bowers also university professors, in their chosen happy with a salary that covers less of a more profitable job is not likely to committed the university to a “very profession, must be allowed to make a vigorous” fight for more money next full living, not just a portion of one. year. letters Sadly, little else can be done to Sue O ’Connell Can of worms This would save countless (no pun intend­ ed) people hours and relieve CB of eternal 1H6 m Editor: I have strong feelings that ASUM handwringing and, presumably, many under the control of Central Board can't solicitations. Their time would revert to life COULDN'T VO keep track of all the money it receives from and death issues like University Center space allocations and the dandelion in­ A W O us. I also do not believe that it can nationally Ullffl HR. justify the entire selection of groups it funds festation on the Oval. or the amounts allocated these groups. As a Groups that needed more money could corollary, I don't believe there is much set up booths and canvas. On the other attempt to inform students about the nature hand, large donations to tiny or unknown and function of each group funded. Why groups would not bother us since we would should we give them a bigger purse? Just feel it was the result of a secret ballot. because more is wanted than they have? I I say that if the disbursement of $300,000 would like to understand why one group is going to be a mystery to the patrons, a got $100, another $2000, and another none. cloak and dagger operation of the CBIA, What is the basis? Need? Academic then make it a secret ballot instead. relevance? Essential nature? A part of every This sum of money is quite large even if student's life? Why does Kyi-Yo get so each of us is only contributing our loose much money? Do they teach a lot of change. Hell, we could fund a few of the courses? Why does the Forestry Club get professors the state of Montana can't money? There are plenty of forestry and afford. The Associated Press wire might wildlife people. Is it for the Forester's Ball? report one day, "The students at the Why are the Greeks getting money from the University of Montana, in addition to paying student body? I thought they were more their tuitions, are providing the funds to affluent. Are they contributing to worthy maintain three faculty positions dropped by charities? All may be well, but I centainly the state legislature." am in the dark. To me the whole thing, the good taken with the off-base, is a can of Paul du Breull tually need several thousand more, as we worms. CB appears to want more worms in sophomore, general studies Powerless mind game do, to allow for people who forget to give their can, three more per student per their middle initial or give the wrong quarter. They admit, fairly frankly, that they Editor The recent articles regarding the address. I'll happily sign an Anderson don’t have a system, that they aren’t exactly Student Action Center directorship make it petition, or one for Barry Commoner, who the streamlined disbursers of our money we Nuclear superheroes impossible not to be aware of irresponsibili­ has the same problem. But I can’t sign their imagined, and, for a solution, they propose ty on the part of those in power (Central petitions until I see them, and I haven’t seen to wait—and fatten the potl Editor I am pro-nuclear. I probably Board, specifically). CB’s recent actions them yet. Ed Clark will probably be your I propose that we allow CB (and the shouldn't bother to continue since after that point to the ludricrousness of such only alternative to Carter and Reagan this regents) to select the dollar amount we first line I have probably lost all credibility positions in the first place. In the end, November in Montana. have to contribute. But, I propose that when with my readers, but that’s actually a joke power's demise will be something brought we register, and cough up the money, we on them as I never had any credibility in the on by that inevitable lack of compassion, that absurd sense of bloodless justice that Fortunately, Clark does offer a real also receive the official list (a procedure first place. Be that as it may, the statement alternative. Unlike Anderson, who would for getting on the list is necessary) of stands. turns people into automatons. So wallow in your arrogance and strong assurdedness of register handguns and increase gas taxes, supplicants so we can check off whom we What is it you people have against Clark wants only to make the government are contributing our worms to. The com­ right. Your “ new age” philosophy will carry nuclear power anyway? Don’t tell me, let you far in dealing with those who refuge to leave the citizens of the United States puter can tally up our selections and the me guess (actually you can’t tell me since alone. Libertarians believe you have a right Kaimin can print the results the next day. recognize such arbitrary distinctions. I'm here and you're there, but don’t let it Bullshit does not endure, except as a (mind to do absolutely anything so long as you worry you): you are afraid of silly things like you) powerless mind game. permit everyone else to do what they want meltdowns and China syndromes and itsy- to do, and we are the only political party montana bitsy radiation leaks. Becky Owl with the eventual goal of abolishing all What a stupid thing to worry aboutl SAC office taxes. We know Ed Clark won’t win, but a Haven't any of you ever read any Marvel good showing for him this year will help us kaimin Comics? Don’t you realize how many toward our goal of eventually electing some superheroes were spawned by atomic people to Congress and the White House radiation? Spiderman was bitten by a A real alternative who will give this country back to the sue o'conned...... editor people. mike dennison ...... managing editor radioactive spider; the Fantastic Four were llaa leckie o 'tu lliv a n ...... business manager caught in a storm of radiation from outer Editor Your editorial of May 28 endorsing cathy kradolter news editor Christopher G. Mullln boomer stothower ...... news editor space; the ever-popular Incredible Hulk John Anderson for president overlooks one John mcnay ...... senior editor was created by an overdose of gamma major fact. Montana voters will probably assistant professor, library sciences/ eiteen sansom senior editor associate catalog librarian scott hagel . . associate editor radiation; etc. The list goes on and on. not be permitted to vote for Anderson in stave Hansen associate editor scott twaddel! sports editor So let's not have any more excuses about November. He must gather 9,771 valid mike mcinalty ...... fine arts editor radiation leaks. If you want to protest signatures of registered Montana voters bob carson photographer vteda raicevtc graphics artist something, go protest against coal plants. and have them certified by county election ed kemmick copy editor They pump tons and tons of noxious gasses officers by July 30, and the 2,000 or so ------1 nanct oison ...... copy editor Letters Policy bob phliiips copy editor into the air and they don't have a single signatures gathered to place him on the Steve stuebner copyeditor superhero to show for it. Up, up, and away Republican primary ballot do not count. I’m Letters should be: • Typed, preferably triple-spaced. • Signed with the author's name, class, major, telephone Published every Tuesday Wednesday. Thursday and Friday of (oops! That’s DC comics—and their chairman of the ballot drive to put Ed Clark, number and address. • No more than 300 words (longer the school year by the Associated Students of the University of superheroes are all created by lightning Libertarian candidate for president, on the letters occasionally will be accepted); • Mailed or Montana The School of Journalism uses the Montana Kaimtn for brought to the Montana Kaimin, J-206. •Received before practice courses but assumes no responsibility and exercises no bolts or human ingenuity. We'll discuss that Montana ballot. Since we began in 3 p.m. for publication the following day Exceptions may control over policy or content. The opinions expressed on the some other time). November we have gathered 9,370 be made, depending on the volume of letters received editorial page do not necessarily reflect the view of ASUM. the The Kaimin reserves the right to edit an letters and is stale or the university administration Subscription rates $6 a signatures. Getting 9,771 in only two under no obligation to print all letters received ouartar. SIS per school year Entered as second class material at Mark Allen Peterson Anonymous letters or pseudonyms will not be accepted Missoula Montana 59612 (USPS 360-160) months will not be easy for Anderson’s freshman, English supporters, especially since they will ac­ V______J 2—Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980 letters munity. It would allow the local government Missoula, and steer it in the direction of blaming us as a club of something others Italian lives to preserve Missoula's surrounding land­ conservation of essential environmental did makes as much sense as holding the mark hills, to preserve their unspoiled amenities. Whether as a member of the Grizzly football team responsible for all the Editor; As this school year winds down to a natural character as a backdrop for the university community you’re a temporary drunks at the Bobcat-Grizzly game—there close, it is doubtful that many students are university and the town. It would also citizen of the town, or—as so many do seem to be a few around at that time of concerned about which courses to take the city to acquire public rights to members of the university community are— season. next year. For those who may be in a important recreational and park land along a person who has spent or will spend a large Since we can expect for people to get quandry, however, needing to fulfill re­ the Clark Fork Riverfront. All of this la n d - part of your life here, it would be a together and make a mess (as you put it) quirements or electives, I would like to offer including more than three-quarters of the significant contribution to our living place take into consideration that we tried to find a suggestion: ITALIAN. face of behind the to cast a vote for the Conservation Bond. a place for such a thing to happen. The Perhaps some are confused, thinking University—is in private ownership, and It's a vote your friends and your children Forest Service and the university itself that Italian courses will no longer exist. susceptible to development in the next will thank you for. would not help us at all. We felt if we had a Italian courses are alive and well, though: decade. Not only is it susceptible; some Please make a point to vote June 3 for the place for all of the out-of-town visitors to go everything from beginning Italian to Dante development is currently taking place on Conservation Bond. we—as a club—could help by maybe in Translation will be offered next year and the lower southwestern portion of Sentinel. cleaning up afterwards. When no one will for a few years to come. This merely presages things to come, William Boggs help you there is nothing you can do. So, if anyone is interested in or needing unless we act now. The Conservation Bond Missoula City Council Also, Anita, if you go up to Pattee Canyon something fun and exciting, try Italian represents the only practical, legal, and Missoula you will notice the area is clean. So is Blue courses (I've had two years of Italian here). democratic approach to the problem of Mountain. Some Indians do care about the preservation, and if it fails June 3, our best Mother Earth and you know—some even Sarah Moran and possibly our only opportunity to save cry tears. senior, French these urban natural areas will fail along with Gifted heritage Anita, you yourself are not prejudiced it. toward Native Americans—as you are part Vote for conservation And all we have to do—each one of us—is Editor This letter is in response to Anita S. Indian. But then you go on to say the put aside 10 or 15 minutes Tuesday, June 3, Monk who doesn’t seem to need any facts conference is “quote” a positive means of Editor. This is a plea for each person in. this walk or drive to the polls, and vote. to back her statements. educating the public about our heritage university who is a voter registered in the Sometimes voting seems too much trouble, Anita, the parties held in Pattee Canyon and roles in today's world!! Isn't this also city of Missoula to take 10 minutes Tues­ and not worth it, but not in this case. A vote have no relation to the Kyi-Yo Club or your heritage? Anita, come next year and day, June 3, and cast a vote for the for the Conservation Bond is a vote for a conference. Kyi-Yo Club puts on the help us—if more would help to put on the Conservation Bond. I think for anyone who quality environment, a quality community. conference to share the Indian culture with conference and more would cooperate we cares about Mount Sentinel and about a It’s a vote to keep Missoula the town we Missoula and surrounding areas. Our would have less problems. Anita, it is a gift quality living environment in Missoula, it know. I most passionately hope that heritage and roles in today’s world—this to be born Indian—come join us. would be time very well spent. everyone will understand what’s at stake year we pointed our conference in the area The Conservation Bond is probably the here, and realize the opportunity that’s of education—which I hope you receive. Sonja Megee most significant environmental proposal being offered—a once in a lifetime chance The people that come here do get together sophomore, interpersonal communica­ ever put before the citizens of this com­ to affect directly the future course of and party—we have no control of this. By tions R & R READING Fishing the Headwaters of the Missouri THE STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE, Floaters Guide to Montana Hikers Guide to Montana DENTAL SERVICE, plus & Field Guides • Fishing Books • Bicycle Repair PHARMACY Backpacking • Great Escapes will be Missoula’s Fine ‘Alternatives’ Bookstore CLOSED Open FROM: 4:00 p.m. Friday, June 6 Every Day New Fiction For Your Classics TO: 9:00 a.m. Monday, June 18 Convenience Alt. Tech SUMMER HOURS WILL BE POSTED 1221 Helen FREDDY’S 549-2127 FEED AND READ

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lost and found LOST—Texas instruments Business Analyst I in The only thing magnificent about SVD is his Math Bldg Rm 109. Wednesday between 9:45 and absence. 107-1 FOUND. A PAIR of oval-framed glasses in a blue 10:15 a.m Please call 549-6270. Brett 104-4 manMISSOULA case. Found near Elrod parking lot. Call 549-8456 CHEERLEADING information meeting FRIDAY. if they're yours.______106-2 FOUND; Gold women's wallet on Arthur St. at bus May 30th at 4 p.m.. Adams Field House — Century stop. Please claim at UC Information desk. 104-4 Club seats.______106-2 LOST: 6 keys on a ring with an arrowhead with FOUND: NIFTY DRUGSTORE within walking dis­ Oregon on it. $10.00 reward. 728-2044. 107-2 VINTAGE CLOTHING at Dove Tale. Men's, women's MATINEES 1:15-3:15-5:15 tance of UM. STOICK DRUG. 1407 S. Higgins — and children's fashions from 1830-1950. Open FOUND: Black male cat in front of Social Science open 9-9 and Sundays. 74-45 Mon -S at, 10-6______105-3 EVENINGS 7:15-9:15 Bldg. Approximately 116 years old. Call 243-4775. I r A U 4 tl WEST FRONT Minier-Birk.______107-2 UNPLANNED PREGNANCY OPTIONS. Call Marie IP UA 549-7085 personals______at 728-3820, 728-3845, 251-2513 or at FOUND: Nearly new men's leather left hand glove. 549-7317.______80-30 Inquire at Knowles Hall office. 107-2 BABS, Hell yah! I'll go to dinner with you! Give me a ring, Iddy Biddy.______107-1 LOST: ONE birthday suit — needed for Thursday — BECAUSE a faculty line may be replacead, the Dept great sentimental value — contact Coski. 106-2 SVD—too bad yer leaving to take over the editor­ of Interpersonal Communication will NOT con­ ship of the Roundup Rodeo Rancher Weekly. duct Pre-registration for Fall Quarter 1980 107-1 LOST: BROWN Calhart jacket 5/16. Has red pocket T h e Watch out fer them sheep herders out honder, ya JOHN McCULLOCH and AMY FAIN appearing live knife in zip-pocket. $10.00 reward — 243-4640. here? 107-1 ______106-2 at Aletheia Coffeehouse TONITE 8:30-11:30 p m 1023 Arthur.______107-1 FOUND: IN THE ORC after the bike sale: 24 lbs. of LONG RIDERS instant dehydrated applesauce (back pack food!) GAY MALES TOGETHER meets Tuesdays 8:00 p.m. STUDENTS! Bargain basement prices for 1 cup free to all takers! The ORC wants you to get For more information call the Gay Alternative 1980-81 ASUM Performing Arts Series Buy Hotline. 728-8758.______107-1 out in the outdoors and so we'll provide dessert! the entice package of 8 events for only $3.75 ORC rm. 119, UC. Bring your own container. per ticket. Now where can you get a better VOLCANO T-Shirts available at UC Bookstore!! ______106-2 deal? Or, you can buy a half season or a $5.50.______107-1 LOST: 2 keys on brown leather keychain with a tiger Quarter season! Save up to 55%. DESPERATELY NEEDED: Volunteer typist for and "Bengals” inprinted on it. Lost between L.A; Northern Tier Information Committee. Call 728- building and Math building. If found please call The calibre of is unbelievable! 2644.______107-2 MATINEES 12:30-2:15-4:15 243-2050.______106-2 BALLET WEST, America’s 5th largest Ballet MANN TRIPLEX company performing ‘Giselle’; The SLOVE­ LAST CHANCE to see and hear Aletheia 3601 BROOKS EVENINGS 6:15-8:00-9:45 LOST: A pocket calculator. Sharp EL 5806 Elsimate NIAN PHILHARMONIC of YUGOSLAVIA, Coffeehouse! Live and free refreshments CQmmm sonss in U.C. If found please call 251-2074. John or Stu. 8:30-11:30 p.m.______107-1 an 85 piece orchestra that won’t let you fall 106-2 asleep; GARY GRAFFMAN. the Inter­ IMPRESS those gawking out-of-staters! Buy a From the Co-Producer of I LOST a brown pair of glasses in the Masquer national known concert pianist who has Volcano T-Shirt at the UC Bookstore. 107-1 “National Lampoon’s ANIMAL HOUSE" Theatre on Sat., May 14. If you have them or know worn out 12 In his spectacular the whereabouts please call me (Gerry) at 243- career, and TWYLA THARP DANCE FOUN­ help wanted 4525. Thank you. 105-3 DATION. widely acknowledged es an BILL MURRAY, LOST BEHIND UC — one pair of Brooks shoes and a exceptionally gifted company . . . Twyla ATTENTION: CLOWNSC COMICS AND OTHER was the choreographer for the Broadway climbing chalk bag. Call 243-2122, Joyce anytime! FUN LOVING INDIVIDUALS! IT’S NOT 105-3 and film versions of HAIR. BROADWAY, ITS NOT OFF-BROADWAY . . . It's 50 paid appearances in Missoula area elementary LOST: ONE National Semi-Conductor calculator — And that is only Fall Quarter] Later In the schools as Captain Power for the 1980-81 school please return to UC information desk or call 721- year will be CARLOS MONTOYA; 5343. Thank you. 105-3 year. All expenses paid plus $15 per . Ip p l A PARAMOUNT RELEASE WESTERN OPERA THEATRE’S ‘Romeo A Hours flexible. We are equal opportunity «<1979 Paramount Juliet*; CHRISTOPHER PARKENING. The employers and encourage women and minorities PICTURES CORPORATION CHAMBER SOCIETY OF LINCOLN to apply. Pick up and return applications at the m im jujujLm juJ CENTER; and LES BALLETS University of Montana Career Planning and TROCKADERO DE MONTE CARLO, one Placement Services Office in the Lodge. BEST'S of the craziest bunch of fellas you’ll ever APPLICATION DEADLINE: June 13,1980 107-1 meet (guaranteed sell out). ICE C1EAM FACTOR! For more information on next year's Arts WORK STUDY Accountant wanted: to assist office MATINEES 1:30-3:30-5:15 Series, ramble on in and tee Fran or manager at Programming. Begins Fall Quarter. Apply at UC 104, 243-6661.______107-2 EVENINGS 7:15-9:15 Dolores, the good guys at ASUM Program­ 1 ■ ■ 3101 MOOTS J N ew ming. We’re in Room 104 of the UC.-40 Positions in the air pollution control division of the H D H H H D 549 9755 H H T Missoula Health Department beginning June 23 Location! for WORK-STUDY students full or part-time for THE ONET THING MORE EROTK SVD—Did you say your magnificent member longs the summer and part-time for 1980-81 academic 2301 S. Higgins for Lynn G? 107-2 year. Duties include data analysis, research, THAN AN I-DATED MOVIE... operation and calibration of air monitoring One Block North of Maybe he'll find a nice little barefoot ewe and stay instrumentation, & laboratory analysis of air there. 107-1 Dornblaser Stadium pollution samples. Background in math & physical THE BITCH BRIGADE—Best wishes as you take sciences desirable. Pay $3.25-$3.75/hour depen­ over your womanly duties of being barefoot and ding on experience. Contact Jim Carlson or Linda S an d w ich es pregnant in the kitchen. I can't wait until next year Hedstrom Mon.-Fri., 8-5, at 721-5700. 106-2 when you return to management. 107-1 and Salad Bar! WORK STUDY Student needed for Crisis C enter- ’ Steve Allen, V.D.—Sorry we didn't work out. I guess Newspaper pickup. Physical labor and vehicle our “preferences" didn't quite match. Maybe if you required. Must be available 8-9 mornings. Max­ Open Everyday had that sex change .. LeSmo. p.s. Sorry I let imum twenty hours/wk. $3.25 per hour plus Missoula down on Pattee Creek. 107-1 mileage. Call 543-4555 or leave message at 543- 8 a.m. - 11 p.m. ‘ Penis breath a.k.a. Steve V.D. Thanks for not having 8277.______107-2 the sex change. Without your warm, passionate JOBSI 2301 S. Higgins 543-5709 , sex would be just another pain in the ass. CRUISESHIPSI SAILING EXPEDITIONS! SAILING Hoemoe, p.s. Meet me in J-206. I'll be the one with CAMPS. No experience. Good Pay. Summer. the bottle of Wesson. 107-1 Career. NATIONWIDE, WORLDWIDE! Send $4.95 for APPLICATION/ INFO./ REFERRALS to CRUISEWORLD 167 Box 60129, Sacramento. CA. 95860. "AN EERIE CHILLER TO TINGLE YOUR HOUSEKEEPER, one day a week, private home. SCALP AND TITILLATE YOUR MIND." 543-4874,______105-3 -Jud-ih O r.l NEED PERSON with heavy duty vehicle for part- time year-round work which includes hauling, ^BTlTlKl li n £ IT V.i .< "A MOVIE TO SAVOR. It will lifting, wrapping and post office trips (one at 8 a.m.) Call 5091 between 11 a.m. and noon. 105-3 CHARLES BAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS “AUDITIONS” DIRECTED BY HARRY TAMPA / WRITTEN AND PROOUCED BY CHARLES BAND tantalize your senses." MUSIC BY RICHARD BAND/JOEL GOLDSMITH WIZARD DISTRIBUTORS / FAR WEST FILM RELEASE -Gen** Sti;ilit NBC; rv typing______EXPERIENCED TYPIST WILL TYPE TERM DATED X IMPRESSIVE. A movingly PAPERS, etc. 721-5928.______106-2 moody shock film." TYPING — fast, accurate, experienced. 728-1663. ______106-2 EXPERIENCED TYPING & editing. 251-2780. 103-7 PROFESSIONAL TYPING. IBM Selectrlc. MATINEES 1:15-3:15-5:30 MOVIE OF THE MONTH! * Reasonable and fast. 543-3518. 103-5 MANN TRIPLEX NITE 7:30-9:45 KOI BROOKS______A riveting spellbinder IBM TYPING, editing, convenient. 543-7010. 88-23 549 9755 you won't forget." THESIS TYPING. Cheap. Speedy. 728-7799. 81-30 IBM TYPING by appointment only. Lynn, thesis A 24 hour AN specialist-editor. 549-8074. 76-35 nightmare of terror. APOCALYPTIC THESIS TYPING SERVICE. 549-7958. 74-37 FANTASY. Hair-raisingly spooky." Has your job lost its challenge?

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SPECIAL MIDNITET h OW!! SEATS ON SALE 11:00 P.M. ADMISSION $3.00 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL WINNER! Positions Open “ Best Film By a New Director" for Autumn ’80 Montana Kaimin e a s r n f c f e R • managing editor Richard Chamberlain m Peter Weir’s • senior editor Peter Fonda • news editor THE LAST WAVE • associate editor Jack RkMsM with Olivia Hamnett GulpUit and Nanjtwarra Amagula Directed by Peter Weir • fine arts editor • sports editor TU»TK> FRIDAY & SATURDAY T ja u ta L • graphic artist \2 2 rs515 i5 8SOUTH 0 HIGGINS SHOWS at 7:00 & 9:15 • proofreaders THE LATE SHOW Apply at J-206 FRI. ROBERT ALTMAN’S 11:30 New After-ash & SAT. P.M. THREE WOMEN Deadline SISSY SPACEK • SHELLY DUVALL • JANICE RULE Monday, June 2 Noon

4—Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980 transportation BLACK AND WHITE portable T.V. $35.00. Call 728- ROOM plus use of horse. Large yard and garden. 7909.______106-2 10-minute bike ride to campus. $90/mo. includes RIDERS NEEDED: Lake Tahoe and vicinity, leaving STEREO SYSTEM: Realistic STA-42 AM-FM stereo utilities. 728-1735. 107-2 early finals week. Help with gas. Call 728-6720. receiver BSR MacDonald 2510X professional ______106-2 EXTRA LARGE furnished 2- * and 3-bedroom turntable. 2 Realistic 8 ohm speakers, jacks, and apartments. Close to U downtown, and shopping RIDER wanted to Dallas. Leaving June 7. Phone antenna. $210.00. Still under warranty. 243-4744, center. Older 2-story brick building—lots of Tom, 243-2648______107-2 Ted.______106-2 character. Utilities furnished,_$270-280/month. RIDER wanted to Frederick. MD—Northern Wash. 67 JEEP COMMANDO—Needs work. $500. Call 543-4984 or 825-7984, collect.______107-2 For: D.C. area. Leaving afternoon June 8. Call Greg. 549-1833, John Campbell.______104-4 $65-$95 includes utilities. Convenient location. Call 243-2679.______107-2 REALISTIC COMPONENT 8-track player. $35.549- 728-6406, 6:00 p.m,-9:00 p.m.______105-3 DRIVE MY CAR to Seattle. Leaving June 8. Call Rod 2959. 97-13 SUMMER sublet—June 7-Sept ?, two bedroom, Graduation & End-of-Quarter or , 721-2748.______107-2 furnished apartment, close to University. Great for RIDE WANTED to Spokane—leaving end of finals. automotive______summer! 543-6367. 104-4 Call Gary 549-2437 or 243-6284,______107-2 Inexpensive rooms. Ideal location. Manager, room ’ FOR SALE: 1973 Fiat Spider convertible. Good RIDE FOR ONE to Billings—Leave Monday, June 36, Montagne Apts. 107 So. 3rd W.______100-9 PARTIES condition, good gas mileage. $1300. 549-8753. 9—Call Rich at 243-4045 or leave message at 243- ______106-2 Large house, good location. Pets ok. call 549-3155. 2732.______107-2 ______104-2 ’66 SCOUT International. Clean, runs great! Very RIDER NEEDED: Leaving June 9 for Sacramento. dependable. $800.00. 543-8496.______106-2 2+2 bedroom house, large yard and garden, summer S.F. area. Call 543-4802, ask for Glenn. 107-2 or year round. $350/mo, 728-1735 107-2 FOR SALE: 1968 white Impala. Runs good. AM-FM. • Coldest Kegs RIDE NEEDED to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Must leave cassette, $200.00. Call 721-3193 after 4. 106-2 SUMMER ROOMS—One block off campus. no later than June 5th. Urgent. Please call 243- $7S/month, call 728-9614 evenings, ask for Andy. 4955.______107-2 1965 FORD station wagon. $150 cash. Phone 728- 107-1 6720. 106-2 • Best Wine Selection NEED RIDE to Billings, can leave Tues., June 3,1:00 p.m. Call Teri 2-5; 243-4711. after 5:30; 721-4253. roommates needed______106-2 motorcyclea______A Truly Great Experience NEED A RIDE to Glacier Park or towns in between? 1974 HONDA Elsinore CR250M, just rebuilt. Best $85.00/mo. 2-bdrm. apt. Ideal location. Call 543- 5297 or 542-2601.______106-2 Am leaving June 10th for East Glacier. Call 251- otter. 549-2959. 97-13 4430.______106-2 RESPONSIBLE MALE roommate wanted to share NEED RIDE for my stuff in your pick-up or truck to for rent______nice 3-bdrm. home. One block from campus. June New York on or after June 4. Will pay $$. 543-4223 7th-Sept. 1. $108/mo. $50 deposit, non-smoker, or 243-2463. 106-2 MODERN 1-bdrm. apt. Furnished, utilities paid. no pets. 721-3298.______106-2 W o r d e n ’s — Where There’s POOL, close to U. 549-3951.______106-2 NEED RIDE to Billings, can leave June 6 or 7. Call FOR SUMMER, large house, fenced in yard. Only Donna, 728-6134 after 7:00 p.m. 106-2 FURNISHED APARTMENT FOR SUMMER 2 $90/month, utilities cheap. 251-2463. 107-2 Always Wine & Beer on Sale bedroorn apartment in charming older building, HOUSEMATE NEEDED for large furnished home. RIDER(S) NEEDED to Boulder, Colorado, leaving high ceilings. Walking distance to Univ., down­ June 6. Call Larry, 549-2604.______106-2 Washer/dryer, garage, pets OK. $95/month, Missoula’s Keg Kapital & Wine Warehouse town, grocery. Completely furnished with washer, Carol, 721-5170.______107-2 RIDE NEEDED to Huntington Beach, . dryer, dishwasher, cooking utensils, plates, etc. Also need my gear transported (in another vehicle All you need are towels. $275 plus utilities. QUITE roomates. Close to University. 549-3989, 434 N. Higgins 5 4 9 -1 2 9 3 if necessary). Anytime after June 4th. Ted. 243- Available June-Augdst. 243-2392 daytime, *543- $90. Yard, washing machine. 107-1 4744, 243-5072. Leave message if I'm not there. 5728 after 5.______106-2 SUBLET:Furnished efficiency for summer. ______106-2 SUBLET: 2-bdrm. Next to campus. $145/mo. plus $115.00/month, utilities included. Call 243-5463— RIDERS NEEDED to E. coast (Pennsylvania area). utilities. Call 721-3193.______106-2 Addison Sessions, 937 Rimini Court. 107-2 Leaving after finals — call Pam; 721 -4515. 106-2 “ CHARMING” 1-bdrm. cottage in woods on 60 FEMALE ROOMMATE for the summer. Tidy, RIDE NEEDED to Seattle June 6 or after. 243-4360. acres. 12 mi. north of "WYE” on 93. $200.00/mo. student, non-smoker, furnished. Nice yard; near 106-2 Reliable, minimum 1-yr. occupancy. Call 1-726- U $85 00/mo 728-7786. 3357.______106-2 RIDE NEEDED to after June 15. 243-4360. ROOMMATES NEEDED Female or male. Frontdoor ______106-2 SUBLET: Sunny 1-bdrm. apt. $110.00/mo. June 8 to \cademyAwan bus service to University. Own room. Storage, lots Sept. 30. Stop by 405 S. 3rd West., No. 4 evenings. RIDE NEEDED to Cedar City, Utah leaving June 9 or ______106-2 of extras, luxurious living. $100 a month. 243- thereabouts. Please call Dave at 721-2944 anytime 6795. 106-2 — keep trying.______105-3 SUBLET NICE 2-bdrm. apt. Close to University. $150.00/mo. 728-6134.______106-2 ONE OR TWO female roommates needed for RIDE NEEDED to Yosemite or San Francisco area. summer only. 3 blocks from campus. Call 721- Nominee Calif., leaving June 9th or 10th or later (15th), will COMPLETELY FURNISHED house, 3 bdrm., Un­ 4515/______106-2 share gas and driving. Please call Rose at 549- iversity area, $250/mo. plus deposit. June 6- 2604 (at night) or 243-6422 (during the day.) August 22, no pets or smokers. Call 728-2503 after 2 BEDROOM, furnished, close to campus, clean. ______105-3 5:00 p.m.______105-3 Available after June 1. Deposit required. Call after “A brilliant film... RIDE NEEDED to Jackson Hole, Wyoming or area. ROOMS $90/mo.. kitchen facilities. Females only. 5:00. 543-3671.______106-2 Leave June 6th after 2 p.m. Will share gas & Call 728-2151 for info.______105-3 LARGE HOUSE, pets OK. 549-3155.______105-3 - driving. Please call Briar at 728-7623 (keep trying). smashing impact.” SUBLET: LARGE studio apt., available June 2- FEMALE ROOMMATE needed for the summer. 3 ______105-3 August. $126/mo. includes utilities. 4 blks. from bdrm. home. $90/mo. Call 243-2547 or 728-8783. -Stewart Klein. WNEW-TV RIDER WANTED to LA . or part way via 1-15.' Leave campus. 549-6814 after 4.______105-3 105-3 evening June 2 or possibly later because of SUBLET: EFFICIENCY apt. 5 blks. from campus, 8 changes in final week. Call Dave, 549-8059. 105*3 from town. June 6-Sept. 20. $125. Call 721-5524. summer sublet “A vivid and lucid recap I NEED a ride to Portland, Ore. Only going for 2 ______105-3 weeks, so I have tittle baggage. I can leave as soon 2 BEDROOM, furnished, close to campus, clean. SUBLET: 1 bdrm. completely furnished apt. June Available after June 1. Deposit required. Call after as classes are over finals week. Please call Steve at 15-September 15. One mile from U, $95/mo. Call of an era.” —New York Daily News 5:00.543-3671. 106-2 728-9700.______105-3 721-3343.______105-3 1 SMALL dog needs ride home to Colorado Springs, QUALITY 1 bdrm. furnished apt. near campus in after June 1. Call Leslie, 728-0691 evenings. private home for responsible person. All utilities ------* 105-3 , paid, $50 dep., $160/mo. Call Tom, 543-3727 or I regard sex as the central ‘An extremely important . 543-3018, . ... . - . 105-3 problem of life. for sale______FOR RENT — Save! 1 bedroom, share kitchen & —Havelock Ellis film of profound and bathroom; utilities & laundry included; % block 1971 VOLKSWAGEN SQUAREBACK. Runs well, from U. $125. 728-7743.______105-3 new electrical system and tires. $650. Call Doug, COOL ROOMS for summer quarter across from The victor will never be asked if ongoing implications.” 728-1729 after 9 p.m.______106-2 campus. 549-8708.______105-3 he told the truth. MOVING SALE: Washer-dryer, H2 0 -Bed. 10-speed 2 BDRM. furnished trailer, $70/mo. Call 728-5306. Bike, Couch and matching chair, kitchen table Keep trying.______105-3 —Adolf Hitler and chairs, beds; coffee table, desk, ski equip­ ment. SATURDAY 10:00 a.m. 525 Toole, May 31. Call 728-2219.______107-2 FRIDAY AND SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT! RUMMAGE SALE: 137 North Ave. E., Saturday, May 31, 10-4. 543-3312. Mountaineering skiis (210’s) and boots (w8V6A); dehydrated food; mounted color-photos of Montana; 2 pair Eskimo mukluks (w8V6A); records; clothing—including raccoon HELL OI\l WHEELS! S7

TWO 10-speed bicycles $60.00 each. Call Jerry or Ronni, 243-4165.______106-2 REALISTIC CASSETTE deck. Full feature Boman 3- way speakers $100.00. 543-4285. 106-2 PANASONIC RX-250 FM-AM cassette player- recorder under warranty in original box. Perfect, $40.00. 243-4744, Ted. 106-2

Everything THE WHO present A FILM BY GLENN SILBER & BARRY ALEXANDER BROWN 10% A CATALYST FILMS PRODUCTION/A NEW FRONT FILMS RELEASE Plus SAVE THE PLANET, an Important Short Film on Ouadrochenia „p.S. Atomic History — MONTANA PREMIERE OFF Starts Sunday ■THEOTBE I Shows 7:00 & 9:15 THE WHO FILMS PRESENT« CURBISHLEY BAIRD PRODUCTION 51$ SOUTH HIGGINS QUADROPHENIA • SCREENPLAY BY DAVE HUMPHRIES MARTIN STELLMAN / FRANC R0DDAM • DIRECTED BY FRANC R0DDAM • SOEENfUY by DAVE HUMPHRIES I MARTIN STEU1IANI FRANC R00DAH • W SUOKCm sROCERDAlIRTI m THE LATE SHOW JOHN ENTYflSTLE f PETE T0WNSHEND • A POLK TEL FILM m g jjjj jjj j|i 11:30 P.M. Custom Leathercraft & Shoe Repair 8, NICE GUY NEW WAVE PUNKS A HUY MOAT HAL RELEASE ■.■'■fn. - O ONLY Sat The Ramones in 236 N. Higgins Downtown 549-0666 Tickets from 10:30 P.M. WILMA i Rock and Rock High School Fri.-Sat. $3.00 . 131 S. Higgins • 543-7341

Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980—5 Bike-A-Thon to raise money for diabetes ACCOUNTANT to be held at Fort Missoula tomorrow ASUM Programming is now By DEB DAVIS ages with pledge sheets available glucose into energy. hiring an accountant to Montana Katenin Reporter from all local bike shops, 7-Eleven Over 600,000 new cases of work with the Office Manager Food Stores, MacDonald's, Senior diabetes are diagnosed each year, on day to day transactions. A unicycle and tandem bicycle Citizens Center, KGRZ Radio Greene said. This figure includes Apply In UC 104, 243-6661 will be among the modes of station, all area schools and the both the disease found in children Work-Study Only transportation to be found at the University Center Information and that found in middle-aged or Bike-A-Thon Against Diabetes at Desk in the UC Lounge. Riders age older adults. Fort Missoula tomorrow. 11 and under must have written Greene said she cannot an­ Paul Peterson, a University of permission from their parents to ticipate how much money the Montana sophomore in computer travel the 10-mile route. participants will raise because this science, will ride with a partner on Greene said the Bike-A-Thon is is the first year the Bike-A-Thon Just 50 a tandem bike in the fund-raising part of a statewide effort raising has been widely publicized. event taking place at the Fort money to help Montana’s 22,200 To encourage participation, Missoula Historical Museum from diabetics. The money will go for Greene said, prizes will be given in A Copy 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. diabetes education, research and each age group for the most The unicycle will be ridden by detection programs and to help money raised, and refreshments support Camp Diamont, a summer for 1-99 copies Clint Harris, a student from will be given to the bike riders at Rattlesnake School, In the Bike-A- camp for diabetic children near the end of their ride. on legal or letter size Thon that will also include bike­ Bozeman. During the day there will also be from one original riding doctors and other local Seventy-five percent of the free bicycle safety checks at the White Copies from One Original medical professionals, said San­ money raised stays in Montana, museum by members of the Eagles dra Greene, one of the event’s Greene said, even though some of and Veterans of Foreign Wars. 1 -9 9 ...... 5$ each organizers. those funds may go out of state for Members of the Retired Senior THE 100-199...... 4$ each Riders will be raising money research. The remaining 25 per­ Volunteer Program will help in a cent goes to the national American 200 + ...... 34 each from sponsors who have pledged bicycle identification project to to pay the participants for every Diabetes Association for research register bicycle serial numbers G Single or Double-sided Copying mile ridden on the two-mile track and advertising, she said. with the Missoula Police Depart­ marked off within the fort area or With the average life-span in­ ment. REDUCTIONS & OVERSIZE Copies 0 on the 10-mile route that goes from creasing, there is better than a at Reasonable Prices the museum south on Highway 93 one-in-five chance of developing Mortar Board Corner of South & Higgins to Road across diabetes, she said. Diabetes is a P Across from Maclay’s Bridge down South disease which prevents the body installs officers, 728-3363 A Avenue and back to the museum. from producing or using insulin, a ¥ snap The event is open to riders of all hormone that helps convert new members Mortar Board, a senior academ­ ic and service honorary, recently initiated 22 new members for the 1980-81 school year. Newly elected officers are Julie Klinkhammer, junior in business administration, president; Dusty Williams, junior in business ad­ Reach Your Peak. ministration, vice president; Marlyann Madson, junior in in­ terpersonal communications, secretary; Bill Toner, junior In In Army ROTC not all of our classrooms are classrooms. Training to business administration, treasurer; Chris Brummer, junior be an officer Includes challenging the elements. Where you'll reach in accounting, elections chair; and peaks you never thought possible. Like experiencing the exhilara­ Sue Grebeldinger, junior In political science and classics, tion of cross-country skiing and mountaineering through the snow. editor/hi8torian. Other members include: Tim Or finding your way through unfamiliar terrain with nothing but a Browne, junior in chemistry; Bren- map and compass to guide you. Adventure training Is fun and da Challinor, junior in anthropology and classics; Chris Army ROTC makes It hell-roaring fun) Congdon, junior in medical technology; Helen Hart, junior in physics; Penny Havlovick, junior in And there's no military If you'd like a closer look radio-TV and business administra­ tion; Barbara Johannsen, junior in obligation the first two years. call us at the below listed secondary education; Lauri Kalbfleisch, junior in secondary If If s not your thing, drop it. number Or run over to education; Nancy Kuncheff, junior Military Science and in music; Michael Lopez, junior in forestry; Jean Medved, junior in talk to us. pharmacy; Pam Meyers, junior in health/physical education; Dayna Olson, sophomore in wildlife biology; Margo Schaefer, junior in interpersonal communications and radio-TV; Susan Shoger, sophomore in wildlife biology; Joy Steen, junior in physical therapy; and Beth Wilson, junior in music. Members are selected on the basis of scholarship, leadership and community service. w eekend Major Matlosz FRIDAY Meetings Men’s Gym, Rm. 103A Citizen’s Party, 5 p.m., LA 103. Films 243-2681 Hang Gliders Association, 4 p.m.. UC Ballroom. Arts and Entertainment "Mad Dog Blues," 8 p.m.. Great Western Stage. “ Much Ado About Nothing." 8 p.m.. University Theater. Senior Recital; Kathy Orth, and Patrick Quinn, tube. 8 p.m.. Music Recital Hall.

SATURDAY Arts and Entertainment Spring Dance Concert: Ballet, Character Dances and Jazz. 8 p.m.. Stevensville School Multi-Purpose <§> Room. MONDAY Meetings Arm y ROTC. Citizen's Party. 7 p.m.. 132 University Ave Learn what It takes to lead. The man who anticipates his century is always persecuted when living, and is always pilfered when dead. —Benjamin Disraeli 6—Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980 sports T. G. I. O. UM student wins national Frisbee meet John Andre; University of Mon­ Thank God It’s Over tana junior in psychology, is the national champion Frisbee thrower. Oly ...... 12-pak ... $3.99 He was 10th of 14 contestants going into the final event of the Gin ...... 200 ml... $ l .99 national finals of the Association of College Unions International Stone Creek French Games Tournaments. Andre Colombard .. 750 ml... $3.25 finished one-half point ahead of Peter Holmes of the University of Pennsylvania to win the overall Villa Ambra Lambrusco scoring title with 57V& points. 750 ml... $2.99 The national finals were held in Atlanta on May 2 with 28 con­ testants from 15 regions around the country, Andre said. There SQUIRE’S PUB were supposed to be 30 con­ H Fairway Shopping Center testants, one man and one woman from each region, but apparently two dropped out, he said. Because Andre won the national title, Whamo Inc. will fly him to the International Frisbee Association UM FRISBEE champion John Andre may compete In international world championships at the Rose They’re back again... competition in August. (Staff photo by Bob Carson.) Bowl this August. Winning the national title only allows him to Softball tourney Included In finals week participate in the world cham­ The pionships as a tournament official. Men’s softball League Team Record The Co-Rec softball tournament “ I have to to compete in Paul Guttengerg SPE Red Raiders 6-0 will start today. The top three the world championships," he Dan Seikman John Clark Allstars 5-1 Biff Konnen Heavy Artillery 5-1 teams in each league qualified to Mike Pantlione Ringling Brothers said. To qualify, he must compete You Lose 4-1 participate. in at least three International Otis Price Lip Splitters 5-0 Bob Carlson Mike's Marvels 5-1 Frisbee Association sanctioned Jeff Carlson Reverse T ranscripts 5-0 Because of the delay caused by Brad Tschida The Wall 5-1 the ash from Mount St. Helens, the Friday and Saturday competitions this summer and Pete Kushar Stumpcutters 6-0 “place high enough” in the stan­ Mike Ladd Margaritaville 6-0 tournament will run until next Capt. Bob Smith Scroggers 5-1 Friday, Keith Glaes, Campus Rec­ dings of each tournament to . Brad Newman Franchise 4-0 9 - 2 qualify for international competi­ reation coordinator, said yester­ Co-Rec softball day. tion. Porter's Comer’s Reverse Transcripts 6-0 No Cover Charge The world championship com­ Hathaway Spurting Spuz 5-0 Froid Off Base & Glaes said that second place petition was ' started in 1974 Outta Work 3-2 teams are guaranteed that they will primarily as a promotion for Jardine Special Purpose 5-0 Augusto Irreversible not have to play the first-place Whamo's product, the Frisbee, Braindamage 5-1 Four Buttes Fubbs 6-0 team in their league unless both Andre said. The international com­ Kila Speedsters 6-0 make it to the finals. Other than petition has grown since then and Busby EMA 5-0 Outlook PreGame Warmup 5-0 that, the match-ups are made this year representatives of 18 Cyr Sheriffs Posse 5-1 randomly, he said. tu e/iiz o u s Ismay Good Ouestion foreign countries will compete, he 5-0 2200 STEPHENS AVENUE Dagmar Squids 5^1 Games that were important Jn said. The RVNS 5*0 Elmo Hussong's Cantina 4-0 league standings and were

Women’s softball canceled by the ash fall, have been Mary Gail Sullivan Flirting With Disaster 6-0 made up Glaes said. Baker finishes Robin Hoyt Spaced Invaders 5-1 Doreen Garney Kamikaze 6-0 Anne Mari Gramay Royal Flush 6-0 The teams listed all finished first 15th nationally Chris Mahoney Mother Fups 5-0 in their leagues. The 3rd Annual The University of Montana’s Bridgette Baker placed 15th in the 10,000-meter race at the Associa­ tion for Intercollegiate Athletics Celebrate! for Women national finals held recently in Eugene, Ore. at the Press Box “ Finishing 15th clearly showed her talent and effort," Coach Dick Pizzas, Sandwiches Koontz said. Baker ran a career GOOCI F o o d Salads, Lunch, Specials best time pf 35:01.2, which is 50 _ Draft and Bottle Beer seconds faster than her Region IX GOOd Drink Happy Hour 9-11 M-F winning time of 35:51.2. - , _ Pool Tables, Pinball Koontz said, “ It was a real G O O d F u n Electronic Games and pleasure to see Bridgette run with Banquet Room

the country’s best distance Eat In, Take Out or 835 E. Broadway runners. She remained poised Have Delivered Next to Eastgate throughout the race and the cold, HOURS: PRESS wet day didn’t seem to bother her,” M on.-S at. 11 a.m. Phone he said. Sun. 1 p.m. BOX 721-1212 Graduation Branch CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS!! Copper Commons June 8 1st Meeting: Today — 4 p.m. G University Center 11 am-2 pm Adams Fieldhouse—Century Club Seats R M Graduates, Parents Qe Wellwishers are cordially invited O I N Z $2.95 UM Students (with I.D.) $3.75 Non-Students T Z L $1.95 Children under 12 A FEATURING • Baron of beef, pancakes, I French toast, bacon, sausage, scrambled N eggs, cinnamon rolls, fresh fruit, E assorted Juices and beverages. A S FOR INFO. CALL JILL, 243-5295 OR CHERYL, 243-4576

Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980—7 S tudent loans . . . adding that the nonprofit status of apply to Montana residents re­ • Con/, from p. 1. the corporation renders it tax questing loans to attend eligible B o o k made to students by private lend­ exempt, and is thus able to make a institutions anywhere in the coun­ B u y b a c k ing institutions such as banks, better profit from the bond sales. try. credit unions and savings and loan The corporation, called the He said he will ask UM President associations. Montana Higher Education Stu­ Richard Bowers to host a luncheon J u n e Under an option provided by the dent Assistance Corp., is a key to present the new program to Department of Education, the first element in the new program, and officials of local lending in­ 2-6 stage of the regents’ new program offers students two advantages, he stitutions. will shift administration of the said. The only current local partici­ Turn those GSLP to the regents' office, Lan- First, by purchasing the student pant in the GSLP is First National unwanted non said. loans from the'lending institutions Montana Bank of Missoula, he This will provide lending in­ the corporation will enable the said. books into cash stitutions with generally improved institutions to make additional Mitzi Baugh, the bank's assistant for the service concerning the GSLP, and loans, he said, adding that these cashier who oversees student will speed up such matters as the institutions have only so much leans, said “We're kind of enthus­ summer reimbursement of defaulted loans, capital available for such pur­ ed" about being able to sell student he said. poses. loans to the new corporation and The second stage of the new Second, the money earned by she expressed optimism about the program provides for the forma­ the corporation on the student projects of other lenders being tion of a nonprofit corporation loans it has purchased could, after attracted to the program. Bookstore empowered to purchase the stu­ paying off the bonds, make money Mullen said the GSLP offers HOURS: Mon.-Fri. dent loans from the lending institu­ available for additional student students loans at 7 percent interest 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. tion at the institution’s option, financial aid programs, he said. with up to 10 years to pay off the Lannon said. However, he added that these loan. The money to purchase the additional aid programs “are a The program allows loans up to loans will be derived from bonds ways down the road." $2,500 for undergraduates and FROM DENVER sold by the corporation, he said, Mullen said the new program will $5,000 for graduates.

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• Cont. from p. 1. leaves at the end of June. volcanic ash. They were the Aber said he wanted to see the entries Programming had to cancel two Day Rock and Roll Marathon and on the May printouts before he concerts also because of the Richard Stoltzman with the UM Jazz Workshop. Bogue said he had not projected Air searches for survivors the shows to bring in much money, K • D • M ANDISH and Programming probably saved —NO COVER— of volcano blast suspended money by not putting them on. VANCOUVER, Wash. (AP)— "Without a doubt the missing list He said the estimated $10,000 Happy Hours 6-9 p.m. Chances of finding alive any of 58 will never probably be wiped Programming will have at the end 35C $1.50 50C persons still missing from the clean,” said Nelson. of this fiscal year will not give the Schooners Pitchers Booze explosion of Mount St. Helens are The rescue helicopters had office “a lot of surplus money” for "nil,” officials acknowledged flown as many as 35 missions a day starting next year. yesterday as they decided to out of Toledo and Salkum. Search That could change, he said, if suspend their air search for sur­ crews rescued 128 persons in the Trading Post Saloon summer shows are profitable. vivors. first two days after the eruption, Bogue said a Christian show Meanwhile, scientists said the but since then have found only featuring Pat Boone is scheduled volcano already may have begun bodies and a few surviving dogs. rebuilding itself to its former for the latter part of June. The grandeur. The death toll rose to 22 after a show also will include testimonials Yesterday's helicopter flights Mount Angle, Ore. man died in a by Christians, Bogue said. Portland, Ore. hospital from burns EVOLVING STRUCTURES AND INSTINCTS? will be the last, although ground The show will be done through a suffered in the mountain's major One of Evolution’s arguments has centered around the existence searches will continue out of promoter, Bogue said, and eruption. The man was identified of “ useless” vestigial (or "rudimentry") organs and structures, Salkum "probably for three days,” Programming should make though often such structures have proven NOT to be useless at all. as Leonty Skorohodoff. « said Lewis County Sheriff William between $500 and $15,000. He said ’ However, what the Evolutionist must find are not rudimentary Wiester. Scientists based their predic­ Programming also plans to structures—those "on the way out”—but rather, "NASCENT" organs and structures, those “on the way IN.” And these are difficult, if not "The helicopters have recross­ tions that the mountain may be schedule other shows for the ed, reg ridded and reflown for rebuilding itself on the discovery impossible, to find. Yet, if Evolution were true, Nature should contain summer. literally MYRIADS of nascent organs and structures. We should be literally thousands and thousands of what may be the beginnings of a able to' see around us all kinds of developing structures—eyes, of miles,” said Wiester. volcanic "dome” on the floor of the , legs, etc., etc., in the process of being formed (or "We’re not writing off any of the peak’s mile-deep crater. The transformed). In fact, we should also be witnessing the gradual development of complex instincts of plants and animals. But we do 60 some people that are still appearance of the dome could not; what we see are fully developed (and in many cases, highly - missing," said Wiester, but the signal a “ new phase" in the DOUBLE intricate) instincts. chances of finding anyone else volcano's eruption and an end to And this gets us to another problem. During the developmental alive are “nil.” the heavy ash falls, which have FRONT phase of a structure, organ, or instinct, it would be totally The decision to suspend air buried parts of Eastern CHICKEN USELESS—and probably even a handicap—to the organism. ’"What is inexplicable,’ says Dewar, ‘is how an ordinary leg could be searches, which have been carried Alder Washington, northern Idaho and 122 gradually transformed into the wing of a bat, and thousands of out by Army and Washington western Montana. 543-6264 successive generations of organisms could hold their own in the National Guard helicopters since U.S. Geological Survey scientist Never Frozen, Never struggle for existence while the transformation was being effected,’ ” the May 18 eruption, was an­ Tim Hait said evidence for the Pre-cooked, Never (Flaws in the Theory of Evolution, Evan Shute, Craig Press, p. 55). nounced yesterday by Wiester, dome was “still a little dicey, a little Pressure- Cooked DON PARTAIN, evangelist. 1528 S. 7th W.; Missoula, MT 59801 Cowlitz County Sheriff Les iffy,” and observations over the "lU But Ttkn A lin k Ltttfn' (Sponsored by the Lord's church meeting at the YWCA; Rm. 5) Nelson, and Skamania County next few days should show for Open 8 a m -11 p.m Sheriff Bill Cloaner. sure. Fri. & Sat. 'til 3 a.m. to go

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8—Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980 e t c e t e r a t Five wonderful months Is this any way to start a decade?

HARD TO ARGUE WITH CAN BE THAT MADE THROUGH HIS. During a meeting with students SECRETARY concerned about the laborers’ After a young man walked strike at UM this winter, President through his Montana history class Richard Bowers said: “You can’t wearing a sign that read, “Gigolo speak to me as a person. I‘m the available immediately. Call me: president of this university.” Joe,” K. Ross Toole said, “This class can be used for absolutely everything.”

• IT’S THAT DAMN STUDENT POETRY According to the Montana Kaimin, poet Richard Hugo was taken to St. Patrick Hospital — and later released — “sifter suffering extreme pain during his creative writing class.”

NEVER BEFORE HAVE SO MOST UNWANTED ONE-WEEK VACATION, courtesy of Mount St. MANY WAITED SO LONG Helens. FOR SO LITTLE Centred Board budgeting was continually delayed as student MAYBE NEXT TIME, GUYS RICHARD BOWERS leaders decided to push an activity The world did not end on Tues­ TAKE A WHIFF ON US fee increase through first. day, April 29. A Mission Mountain concert this spring lost about $20,000 after 1,230 free tickets were given away — about 200 more tickets than were HURTS SO BAD sold. Asked why he finally chose to consider another presidential job in Maine, UM President Richard Bowers replied: BEST RADIO SONGS OF THE “I’ve served one more year as YEAR president of this university.” “Ride Like the Wind,” Christoper Cross “Breakdown Dead Ahead,” “Rock With Me,” Michael Jackson JUST ANOTHER GROWTH FIELD “Playboy” reports that more than 20,000 Elvis imitators are WORST RADIO SONG OF THE plying their trade worldwide, a YEAR 5000 percent increase since 1975. “Another Brick in the Wall (Part At this rate, one out of every 11 Two),” Pink Floyd employable males will be imitating the King by 1986. JUST ANOTHER FISH IN THE LAKE On a related note, Pink Floyd once played a concert on the shores HONEST, I THOUGHT IT WAS of the Crystal Palace Pond in A NORMAN ROCKWELL London. After the concert, every SHOW fish in the pond had died, victims UC Director Ray Chapman clos­ of, uh, cosmic overkill. ed down a UC Gallery show by Stephen Morse. Chapman says he spent most of a day answering questions about the exhibit, which ROLL ME OVER . . . IN THE was considered distasteful by CLOVER... some. 2,4-D, a chemical suspected of causing miscarriages and birth defects, was sprayed on the Oval. BUT IT’S HARD TO PUKE IN YOUR OWN AREA After ASUM Programming in­ BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR stituted a “reserving seating” Nobody we know can afford to go policy for concerts — a policy that to movies anymore. was later dropped — Programming Manager Gary Bogue explained that “We don’t have anything against people boogieing — we just WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR want you to boogie in your own BEST PERFORMANCE WHILE BEGGING FOR MONEY - the We haven’t seen it, but you just area.” University Dance Ensemble performs before Central Board. know “Gorp” must be awful. Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980—9 ■■■■■■■■■■Open SundayBHHHBi drama ------0 , e r 1,000 ‘The Unseen Hand’ delights Albums on Sale Priced at Slightly above C o st. • Blue Grass • Jazz • Folk • Rock

This is even better than our $1.00 off sale. Memory Banke 140 E. Broadway BLUE (Harry Gadbow), Willie (Neil Michelson) and Cisco (David Stewart) temporarily whoop ■■■■Open SundayaMBBi it up in a scene from Sam Shepard’s “The Unseen Hand,’’ now playing at the Palace Hotel’s bar theater. The west, th e w d y it really was... By BRADLEY WARREN theatrical twist of the paw, you You tell yourself it has to be “The before the myths were born. find yourself captivated to this Unseen Hand” that’s sending the In all bars there is some play on bar, pleasantly held in seat by long needed ecstatic pulse hand, fair or foul, seen or not, “The Unseen Hand,” a Sam through your ashen veins. whatever the case. However, you Shepard play being performed by The play takes place in a 1948 might normally find yourself bar- the Clark-Fork Actors Alliance. Chevrolet, situated on of bored after an hour of the usual You tell yourself it isn’t the some western highway. Now, riff-raff, buzz-buzz, on-um hypo- beer. You’ve only had one. Nor is conveniently relocated, people sit communication. it your company, you are alone. to both sides of it, inside the bar! Saturday night at the Palace Well, not really, people are leav­ And Director Rae Horan has Hotel, this is not the case. With a ing from lack of space, not money. cultivated an impressive cast. Blue, played by Harry Gadbow, A liberal arts school, especially is a 120-year-old leftover from the one so isolated at the University of real west, a hilarious drunkard Montana, exists like an island of chiseled with shades of senility. culture in an ocean of boorish­ ness. But even on this island there Gadbow staggers with seemingly is a colony of people so exquisite­ genuine inebriation, mutters ly cultured the rest of us must bow our heads in reverence. lines with a welcoming hysteria, They are the FOREIGN LAN­ manipulates matter-of-fact GUAGE majors, experts in wines humor in a capturing, unique and cheeses, disdainers of Ameri­ EA6LE1W 1N 6 can culture, students of style and fashion. citizens of the world. They pre­ Cisco, Blue’s brother, is played tend to a great appreciation and MARTIN SHEEN SAM WATERSON understanding of foreign films by David Stewart. You wouldn’t and refuse to eat bread with a soft know he’s been dead for years. "EAGLE’S WING” crust. Throwing little catches of a 4Pio shaw nooucnoN Before your eyes, he rises from the their new-iound. language into .^ .S T E P H A N E A U D R A N AS THE w id o w dead, and academia, and per­ JOHN CASTLE AND INTRODUCING CAROLINE LANGRISHE ordinary conversation tickles them to no:.end, and if they are forms with a wonderful and [ h a r v e y keitel 1 consequently avoided by other , students, so much the better. authentic western fervor. DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY BILLY W ILLIAM S B SC. The men sport goatees and SCREENPLAY BY J O H N BRILEY Willie, the extraterrestial ba­ finely tailored cravats, while the BASED ON AN ORIGINAL STORY BY MICHAEL SYSON boon, is the hand that helps the M USIC BY MARC WILKINSON EXECUTIVE PRODUCER PETER SHAW . women cannot get enough of PRODUCED BY BEN ARBEID DIRECTED b y ANTHONY HARVEY tucking their jeans into their graves open. Neil Michelson boots. They long to travel, and yet when they do, discover themselves to Released by THE INTERNATIONAL PICTURE SHOW COMPANY -jjH be boorish, uncultured Americans, no matter how gracefully they speak takes on this part, and puts forth jP G [ PWENTAl 6UIMHCE S06fiESTEDg5 | ** another language or how carefully they imitate foreign customs. a very admirable effort. His lines Then there are the haughty and erudite students of Greek and Latin, are quite complex, yet he is able to of whom too little cannot be said. NIGHTLY AT 7:00-9:15 ROXY But all foreign language students are at least cultured enough to trust command them beautifully. The SAT.-SUN. BARGAIN MAT. 718 S. Higgins in KAIMIN advertisers, and are careful to patronize them for Perrier, phenomenal pitch of his voice 2:00 ONLY ($2.00-$1.00) 543-7341 Fiorucci fashions, fine wines and-other essential accouterment. pattern is entertainment alone. He’s weird, and you like it. The hand can be seen with Michelson ACADEMY AWARD WINNER! on stage. Best Foreign One of your favorites in the bar, Film of the Year! The Kid, is really Gerry McGarre- ty. The Kid displays the epitome of American abrasiveness, y j 0 & 9 art? patriotic blindness, and emotional intensity in such a believable extremity you are sent rolling in nervous laughter. McGarrety is perfect for this role and his acting excellent. The weakest portion of the play is the part of Sycamore, the second brother of Blue, played by Fred McGlynn. It’s not that McGlynn is a bad actor or is not right for the part, but rather that 7:00 P.M. the role he must play is somewhat ambiguous. You are left slightly AND puzzled about his identity and a 9:40 P.M. bit disappointed at the conclu­ sion. However, this scarcely sub­ tracts scarcely from your enjoy­ ment of the play, and it is a problem of the script, not the WILMA actors. THEATRES The Clark-Fork Actors A 131 S.131 Higgins S. Higgins • 543-734 • 543-7341 Alliance must be commended for r r i 9 U 1 C working with so little space and still pulling off a superb night of 8 alternative entertainment ta si^ 7:30 P.M. “The Unseen Hand” is being WILMA AND T u i D r u m held over this week from high THEATRES Produced by FRANZ SEITZ. VOLKER SCHLON DORFF and ANATOLE DAUMAN Directed by VOLKER SCHLONDORFF Based on “THE TIN DRUM" by GUNTER GRASS demand, and one hopes bar 131 S. Higgins • 543-7341 9:20 P.M. Screenplay by JEAN-CLAUDE CARRIERE. VOLKER SCHLONDORFF theater in Missoula will survive and FRANZ SEITZ in collaboration with GUNTER GRASS and thrive. Show time is 8 p.m., Roger Corman Presents A New World Pictures Release ______i"w w tT S 'tmmm j r. 1979Franz Seitz Fflm-Bioskop Film-ArtenmFiJm-Argos Rims______tickets are $3. 10—Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980 movies ‘Tin Drum9 food for thought Because *a Faculty Line May Not Be Replaced By JEFF SPRINGER narrated by the youthful voice of quence I have ever viewed, we see the three-year-old star, Oskar. a midget magician play an eerie The film revolves around Os­ song by vibrating the rims of The, Department of I am inclined to throw away the kar’s refusal to accept the adult glasses. We also see a troop of three pages of notes I jotted while world. He has consciously chosen midgets dancing to the music of INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATION watching “The Tin Drum,” a to stop growing and has avoided their instruments on top of a movie with such a solid sense of maturity. The audience is able to World War II German pillbox. Will NO T Conduct Pre-registration cohesiveness that it defies a see through Oskar the vice and The cinematography and editing critic’s dissection. grotesqueness of the adult world are excellent. Based on Gunter Grass’ in­ — decadence that is logically ex­ Much of the success of the film For Fall Quarter 1980 credibly complex book of the tended to Nazism. belongs to David Bennet, who same title, the movie, set in Nazi There are a number of scenes portrays Oskar. Bennet himself is Germany, has a remarkably not intended for the squeamish. A a 12-year-old who stopped grow­ simple feel to it. The screenplay, horse’s head used for fishing is ing due to a medical problem at by Volker Schlondorff, Jean- pulled from the water, writhing age 8. His performance is backed Claude Carriere and Franz Seitz, with eels. We see Oskar in the by good acting all around, with remains fairly religious to the womb and share in his open-eyed an outstanding performance SHOW novel. Grass himself helped write birth. from Angela Winkler as Oskar’s some of the dialogue. While these scenes near the mother Agnes. NOW TIMES The major difference is the stark frankness of Bertolucci’s The film is in German with narrative frame: the 21-year-old “1900,” other scenes sparkle with English subtitles. The transla­ SHOWING 7:15 & 9:30 novel is told by an inmate at an life. In what may be the most tion, while losing some of the insame asylum, while the movie is delightful minute-and-a-half se- flavor, is quite good. If you are tired of movies with an intellectual content stuck to Al Pacino is Cruising fpr a killer. the floor of the theater with the music spilled Coke, then this is the movie for you. While it doesn’t plunge to threatening depths of Boz comes back symbolism, as a Bergman or Fellini movie would, it still gives you some good solid food for with ‘Middle Man’ thought. By BOOMER SLOTHOWER All in all, this is a superior The Wilma Theaters deserve album. Nothing on it can be credit for showing such an ex­ Boz Scaggs is back. You called quite unique but it is all just cellent (“The Tin Drum” won this remember him: funky-looking right. year’s Academy Award for best dude, used to play with the foreign film.) movie, and while I before Steve Boomer Slothower is recommend the film, I am hesi­ Miller went Top 40. almost his real name. tant to send anyone to a $4 movie. Anyway, Boz has a new album called “Middle Man” on Colum­ STARTS TODAY! FIVE DAYS ONLY! bia Records and it’s good. Why it W O W ! in is good is a little harder to ascer­ tain. PLAYBOY and RYAN O’NEAL To begin with, it’s definitely BLAKE EDWARDS' Boz. There is no mistaking this album for anyone else’s. Boz has a certain style, made famous in “” and “Slow Dan­ cing.” It’s not quite pure rhythm and blues, but closer to that than any other musical category. Yet Bo Derek EEJsIZE there is more than a hint of some Dudley Moore extensive rock and roll experi­ 1 ■ -J11H ri ence in Boz’s music. Boz seems to have given up THE LORIMAR PRESENTS A JERRY WEINTRAUB PRODUCTION playing the guitar himself. He is AL PACINO not liBted in the credits as play­ 'S "CRUISING" ing, but he has gathered a fine IMITSORVINOl group of backup musicians for KAREN ALLEN PRODUCED BY JI RHY WEINTRAUB WRITTEN FORlHE SCREEN AND DIRECTED BY WILLIAM FRIEOKIN this album. BASED UPON THE NOVEL BY GERALD WALKER MUSIC-JACK NITZSCHE TECHNICOLOR' One Complete 8how Eddl* and Bob'* Some, like Carlos Santana, Joe I1 I P MlflfW I ^n — .| I LOHIMAR OWMlWUWTUaMlUMWlOfMWMCCmR, DISTRIBUTION WTFRNATIONAl All RIGHT'. RESERVED Vitale and David Paich (who "Event” First Frl.-Sat. United Artists “10" First Sun.-Mon.-Tues. GO WEST! Drlvt-ln • Hwy. 10 Was! helped Boz prepare most of the Car Radio Sound! songs on “Silk Degrees”) are 6 Mil— West of Airport recognizable but, for the most part, they are relatively un­ known. That may well change UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF DRAMA/DANCE after this album. The album starts right off with SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS, ASUM, AND “Jojo.” I think this is a song MISSOULA LIQUID ASSETS CORP. about a pimp in New York, but I’m not sure. What I am sure of is that the Adrian Tapia sax solo in present this song has to be heard to be William Shakespeare's believed. The album flows through the next two songs, both good, but I MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING have to leave some surprises. I do have to mention the last song on $4.50 Adults $3.50 Students $3.00 Senior Citizens the first side, “You Can Have Me Anytime.” Carlos Santana’s guitar solo is exceptional, wailing May 30 and May 31— Only like a banshee and purring like a kitten. 8 :0 0 p.m. The second side of the album is hard to define. At times it sounds like Boz’s excursion into punk Sam Shepard’s MAD DOG BLUES rock and at others, like funky be­ bop. M A Y 2 9 -3 1 — Great W estern Stage The standout on this side, and possibly the entire album, is For reservations or ticket exchanges call “Isn’t It Time.” The horn riffs are lyrical, the guitar 243-4581. Box office open 10-6 weekdays, solo is sharp when it has to be, understated when it should be and the melody is, in a word, Noon-6 Saturday. beautiful. Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980—11 music ------Rock ’n’ roll endurance test at the Wilma By SHAWN SWAGERTY probably in no mood for us, the first few rows and scattered vocalist continually sneers at the “rock & roll,” using the term like a either, so we try to wait patiently college-types do their best to look musicians. Throughout their per­ curse to their Leif Garrett-weaned Life looks ugly outside the to be admitted. Disc jockeys, band stem. When noon finally arrives, formance, the audience seems ears. Into the music, this singer- Wilma Theater on this wet and members and would-be groupies Rod King, the tired-looking tolerant, but sluggish. guitarist is no onstage wall­ chilly Sunday morning. My com­ file through a side door. promoter, announces the first A worried-faced Rod King in­ flower as he grimaces and panion and I, having walked The event is the “Battle of the band to perform, Brandy, from troduces Missoula’s Thin Ice to mugs through “California Man,” from the campus, are in no mood Bands,” and its stated aim is to Deer Lodge. Opening with “Just the growling crowd, as the the drummer pounding with as for standing in line with what find the best bar band in Mon­ What I Needed,” Brandy sounds group’s lead singer, twirling his much enthusiasm and the other appear to be junior high girls, tana from a field of 13. fine, but seems to be overcome finger in the air, smirks at the guitarist peeling off hot licks clad in Van Halen T-shirts and The mood inside is even worse, with self-consciousness. They are front-row teens and warns them while looking most humble. But patches. But, then again, they’re as restless teeny-boppers crowd glued to the stage and the female sarcastically to hang on for some the end of their set brings only polite applause,

‘Seven hours, huh?’ My companion gives me a Center Courses worried look as the third band sets up. “Seven hours, huh?” she Summer Quarter says. I shrugged. “It’ll get more lively, I think,” as Rod, as forlorn Course Cost Instructor Day Time as ever, comes out onto the stage to introduce Trout, from Bigfork. The curtain opens on Trout and Aerobic Dancing $20 Patty Foster/ W 7:00-8:00 p.m. Janice Peterson I moan. Seeing an acoustic guitar and a steel guitar onstage, I Aikido 20 Pat McKenna T/Th 7:30-9:30 p.m. prepare myself for 20 minutes Assertive Living for Men and Women 30 Andy Hudak W 5:30-7:30 p.m. of a lameness witnessed Ballet, Beginning & Intermediate 16 Janice Rapp Svrcek W 5:30-7:00 p.m. previously only at the Annual Ballroom Dancing 18 Brad Morris M 7:30-8:45 p.m. Nebraska Woodchuck Festival Batik/Tie Dying 10 Linda Kaminsky W 4:30-6:00 p.m. and Beaver Roast. Trout opens Belly Dancing (Beginning) 22 Tina Stalberg T 8:30-10:00 p.m. with “Let It Pass,” their own Belly Dancing (Advanced) 22 Tina Stalberg T 7:00-8:30 p.m. rolling Dylanesque anthem. Bicycle Touring 20 Dan Burden T/Th 6:00-8:00 p.m. Without warning, they slip into a %-time, jazz-Latino instrumental Calligraphy 30 Annie Cicale T 6:00-9:00 p.m. with lead guitarist Dobs Japanese Calligraphy 18 Keiko Yonamine W 2:00-4:00 p.m. Challenger crossing styles Camera I 30 Lee Nye T/Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. between John McLaughlin and Camera II & III 30 Lee Nye W/F 6:00-8:00 p.m. Carlos Santana. With three more Camera IV, Image Analysis 20 Lee Nye Th 6:00-8:00 p.m. original numbers, Trout warms Civil Defense Update 15 Aaron Baker Th 7:00-8:00 p.m. the audience increasingly com­ Cribbage 12 Aaron Baker W 7:00-9:00 p.m. posed of anxious musicians. Rod Dancercise (Beginning) 15 Cheri Carter T 5:00-6:00 p.m. King smiles as he bids the band Daneereise (Advanced) 15 Cheri Carter T 6:00-7:00 p.m. farewell. Ford’s in his flivver and all is well with the world — Rod Disco Dancing 15 Charles Funkhouser M 5:30-6:45 p.m. King is smiling again. Fencing 16 UM Fencing Club M/W 7:00-8:30 p.m. Following an insulting Building Fiddler's Technique 20 Kurt Spr-enger •M vi 1 6:00-8:00 p.m. “Fashion Show,” in which local Beginning Fly.TyAhg, Section I ,_.*Iuly_8 , 15 Jim Handley-... ,j v v 7''iQ>Qy9:00 p.m. .highrschool females dance Section II, Aug 5 T 7:00-9:00 p.m. around in summer wear from a Basic Thai Folk Dancing , 12 Krongkan Kanchanabhogin Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. local clothing store, the savage The Basics of Grantwriting 30 Bob Crow T 7:00-9:00 p.m. breast is soothed by Dogwater, a Guitar I 21 Jim Rapp M 6:00-8:00 p.m. country-rock band with a Guitar II 22 Jim Rapp T 8:00-10:00 p.m. drummer who looks and behaves like Levon Helm. Introduction to Herbs Bill McDorman/ 10 Led by the proverbial guy Pamela Lee M 6:00-8:00 p.m. named Stewball, the Kalispell Japanese For Business Career 20 Keiko Yonamine W/Th/F 7:00-9:00 p.m. band plays a couple of cute Japanese Cooking, Part I 20 Keiko Yonamine M/T 4:00-6:00 p.m. originals as well as the Beatles’ Japanese Cooking, Part II 20 Keiko Yonamine M/T 4:00-6:00 p.m. “Ticket to Ride.” The band seems Japanese Brush Painting 30 Janet A. Barker Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. especially together today, with Cowboy Jitterbug 15 Brad Morris T 8:00-9:15 p.m. slick harmonies and imaginative Jitterbug, Rock 'N' Roll 18 Brad Morris M 8:45-10:00 p.m. guitar leads, but they appear to be Basic Judo 20 Jeff Reynolds T/Th 6:00-7:30 p.m. getting carried away with gim­ Massage for Men and Women mickry as they bring their roadie 10 Allen Goodwin Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. to the stage for washboard duties Meditation: Spirituality and Social Change 3 Hib and Nancy Matter T 7:00-8:00 p.m. on “Salty Dog.” Appearances not Beginning Modern Dance 15 Linda Kaminsky W 8:30-10:30 p.m. being everything, “Salty Dog” Modern Jazz Dance 25 John Raymond F 4:00-5:30 p.m. becomes a washboard spec­ Basic Canoeing 20 Campus Rec. June 17-June 29 tacular to a finally appreciative Basic Mountaineering & Rockclimbing 20 Campus Rec. June 18-Aug- 10 audience. River Canoeing 20 Campus Rec. July 23-Aug 3 I am getting nervous. Three Basic Oriental Food 20 Krongkan Kanchanabhogin M 7:00-9:00 p.m. nights ago, I spoke with the Increasing Personal Effectiveness 20 Dr. D . Balfour Jeffery W 6:30-8:00 p.m. bassist of a local band called The Time, which plays next. I had Physical Conditioning for Women 18 Melinda Grant M/T/Th 5:30-6:30 p.m. seen them perform only twice and Polarity Energy Balancing Study 30 Linda Martinek M 7:00-9:00 p.m. had convinced myself that they Repairing Cane Type Furniture 20 Jim Baker T 7:30-9:30 p.m. Self Defence for Women were nothing more than a group 25 John Brooks M/W/F 6:00-8:00 p.m. of bubble-gumming waterheads. Beginning Sign Language 15 Lorna Brown Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. A conversation with bassist Beginning Spanish Language & Culture 15 Teresa Longo * T 7:00-9:00 p.m. Wylie Gustafson changed my ' Creating Stained Glass Windows 30 Katie Patten Th 7:00-10:00 p.m. mind. Taekwondo/Karate 25 Mike Peretti T/Th 6:30-9:30 p.m. Fun bar band Tailoring Made Simple 16 Barbara Zarko M 6:00-8:00 p.m. Beginning Tennis (Beginning) 30 Jim McKie June 10 - July 10 “Right now,” Wylie explained, Advanced Tennis (Advanced) 30 Jim McKie July 15 - July 31 “we’re just a fun bar band. But Tofu 20 Pamela Lee S 10:00-3:00 p.m. that’s all we can be in Missoula, Upholstery 20 Jim Baker Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. Mont. We play what people will get up and dance to because that’s Beginning Watercolor 25 Hazel Foley Th 7:00-9:00 p.m. what we’re paid for, but if we can Weight Loss/"Take it off and keep it off" 30 Dr. D. Balfour Jeffrey W 8:00-9:30 p.m. Winetasting become more prominent, we can 25 Layne V. Witherell Th 6:00-8:00 p.m. become more political.” Writing The 20 Murray Moulding T 7:00-9:00 p.m. He acknowledged the sexism of Hatha Yoga, Section I 25 Celeste River Baruk M/W 5:00-7:00 p.m. The Knack and the pre-packaged Section II 25 Celeste River Baruk T/Th 5:00-7:00 p.m. elements of other songs in The Time’s standing repertoire, but Center Courses begin June 16. Registration begins June 9 at the Information Desk, said, “We did ‘My Generation’ a University Center, noon to 6 p.m.

12—Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 1980 m u s ic ------few times and people didn’t know moment and sail on to greater After ten minutes, Rod King what to do. Now we’re going to try crusades. The kids eat it up — all ducks under the curtain and ‘God Save the Queen’ in our set.” their Styx, Journey, Blue Oyster announces Trout as the third I am rooting for the band today Cult faves played with flame­ place winners. Dobs Challenger because I can better understand throwing, cape-waving theatrical graciously accepts the $100 prize. them, because I am slightly elan. I am disappointed: I feel that ashamed of having come to such Rod King comes out again. He musically, they are the day’s best wrong-headed conclusions, looks terrified. He knows who is band, and I was hoping that they because Wylie Gustafson is an next and so do I. “From Mis­ would be ranked second. I am amicable fellow and because the soula,” his voice quivers, “Just shocked when Rod King an­ band’s future depends on a win. Ducky.” nounces that, initially, they had As Wylie said, “Whether or not tied with Tyrant, who had come we go on much longer depends a Punk? No. in fourth after the tie was broken. lot on whether or not we win. Ron The curtain opens on the twirpy Second place goes to Dogwater, Meissner just graduated, my punk-poseurs. Steve Albini, the Stewball’s country rock and brother Erik is married, and bassist, and the singer are clad in washboard band. I see it as a good Randy Pavlish and Annie gaffer-taped pants, the singer’s choice. Nicholson both might have other hair is spray-painted silver, the “And in first place,” says Rod, things to do. A win might at least guitarist is looking preoccupied building to a jock’s crescendo, make everything a bit more with the dots on the neck of his “from Missoula, Mont., The .. stable.” With the better jobs and Telecaster and the drummer is Cheers go up as the curtain opens better pay that would result, let looking confused. With all the to reveal The Time. Annie takes alone the recording time and four- punk anger of Andy Gibb, Ducky lead vocal as the band grinds swears once or twice, kicks over a week tour offered as prizes, a win through the three chords of “Wild 48 ELECTRIFYING HOURS garbage can, plays a dull game of for The Time today would Thing.” Van Halen T-shirts and From “crotch the microphone,” and youngsters’ tailored heads of hair probably act as a solidifying i 6 p.m. FRIDAY, MAY 30 . force. smashes a two-bit guitar. Not a bob at the foot of the stage bad display of rage for white through this and another encore. I T0 i But there is no more time for my middle-class American teen­ I am grinning too much for a ■6 P.M. SUNDAY, JUNE li speculation as Rod announces, agers. Cute? Yes. Punk? No. college student, but I cannot “. . . from Missoula, The Time.” Rod King looks relieved, an­ control it, despite the fact that I As the curtain parts, guitarist nouncing that the final decision am tired, hungry, have a Erik can be seen springing high is being tabulated. Kids in the headache, and have to walk 100.1 FM, MISSOULA into the air with each chord of audience begin chants of “We home in the rain. ‘What I Like About You.” A group want The Time,” my girlfriend is And the guys in the band are all of would-be punks take their cue tired and hungry, and I am tired, grinning like the waterheads that from him and crowd to the front hungry and, once again, nervous. I’m glad they aren’t. of the stage in a pogoing huddle. The band looks sharp, in white shirts and dark ties, Randy Pavlish with a pork-pie hat, hammering away at his kit. The crowd is excited and together for the first time all day. Annie Nicholson, dressed in black, dances and struts through “Boom Boom,” swinging the mike in pure Daltrey style. A photographer-friend puts it a Get High ! little differently. “God,” he says. “A female Jagger.” Through Tom Petty’s “Listen'’ In Army ROTC not all of our classrooms are classrooms. Training to to “Her Heart,” “ thfe^line1 of*" guitarists dances in unison, Ron be an officer includes challenging the great outdoors. Where you'll Meissner takes a spirited lead on reach heights you've never reached before. Like climbing a cliff his Gibson, and Randy thunders on his drums. High energy and rappelling off it. Or finding your way through unfamiliar terrain develops both onstage and off. with nothing but a map and compass to guide you. Or shooting Berry and Hendrix the rapids while river-rafting through the white water Adventure It continues through Pat Benetar’s “Heartbreaker” until training is fun and Army ROTC makes it hell-roaring fun! Wylie announces “an old rock standard, ‘Johnny B. Goode.”’ Through its initial moments, it is And there's no military If you'd like a closer look, the standard “Johnny,” but soon something is obviously taking obligation the first two years. call us at the below listed shape, as Ron and Wylie back off to the middle of the stage and If if s not your thing, drop it. number Or run over to Erik disappears. The teeny- Military Science and boppers are out of their seats and the collegians are overtly en­ = talk to us. joying themselves as Erik reappears, duck walking across the stage and rising to play his Telecaster guitar behind his head, a la Berry and Hendrix. “I Want to Meet You,” Ron’s own song, rocks hard and fast in a sly and, as the band leaves the stage after twen­ ty minutes of leaping and stor­ ming around, the audience rises to register its approval. My girlfriend smiles and says, “ I ’m g lad th e y ’re n o t waterheads.” Rod King is grin­ Room 103A ning from ear to ear. Sure beats spinning disco, eh Rod? Men’s Gym Straitlace follows with an ex­ cellent show of jazz, Santana, 243-2681 Police, and pop, but the audience is down. Bozeman’s Paradise Valley Band is given an even greater dose of ingratitude. When Tyrant takes the stage, I am apprehensive. They look at first like they are going to do twenty minutes of “Cat Scratch Arm y ROTC. Fever.” It turns out to be much worse. Playing high-schlock pop Learn what it takes to lead. and acting out a silly macho- Celtic pose, they look like they could don Viking helmets at any

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Attention Faculty, Master’s and Doctoral Candidates BPA’s tax-exempt status IMCAT CAPS, GOWNS and HOODS LSAT• MCAT • GRE under fire from Williams GRE PSYCH • GRE BIO (AP)—A bill that would require view, said Montanans have been GMAT • OAT ' OCAT • PCAT Available May 27-30 VAT • MAT • SAT the Bonneville Power Administra­ “snookered” into believing they Montana Rooms tion to pay the equivalent of state would benefit financially from the NAT’L MED BDS ECFMG • FLEX • VQE and local taxes if it builds a construction of major power lines NDB • NPB I • NLE 360 I & J proposed power line from Colstrip in the state. Sfen&y-H. KAPLAN 8:30 - 5:30 across Montana was introduced in “Montanans have been EDUCATIONAL CENTER Test Preparation Specialists Congress yesterday by Rep. Pat shortchanged, and they’ve been Since 1938 Williams, D-Mont. shortchanged in the dark,” he said. fo r information, Please Call: If the bill passes, Williams said, He said his bill would amend the M (206) 523-7617 _ state and local governments in Columbia Transmission Act, Montana would get about $10 which gives BPA authority to build million in federal revenue—the power lines west of the Continen­ same amount they would receive if tal Divide. a private utility were to build the “Tax benefits of this Colstrip entire line and pay taxes. project were always touted as SOUP N* SALAD BPA officials contend their reasons why Montana should agency is exempt from state and support Colstrip and the transmis­ LUNCH SPECIAL! local taxes because it is an arm of sion lines,” Williams said. “And the U.S. Department of Energy. now, we find out that the tax loss is Montana Power Co. plans to precisely the disadvantage.” build about half of the power line to He said other states share Mon­ a point near Townsend, with BPA tana’s concern about lines being building the rest through Western built by BPA and its counterpart Montana. As things now stand, east of the Continental Divide, the that would mean state and local Western Area Power Administra­ governments could lose $5 million tion. each for the western half of the He also said he favors a court project. challenge to BPA’s contention that The twin, 500-kilovolt line would it does not have to comply with carry electricity west from the Montana’s Major Facility Siting act Colstrip generating plants in because it is a federal agency. Eastern Montana to the Idaho Williams said if his bill clears border, then hook up with other Congress, it would apply to all BPA lines to send electricity to other construction projects completed parts of the Pacific Northwest. after passage, including the Williams, in a telephone inter- Colstrip line. “ALL YOU CAN EAT!” „ AMTO™ * ,Lv, LET’S MAKE RENEWABLE ENERGY A POLITICAL REALITY M | W£% 1 1 iT A The first step is: p B g y Your Help to put candidates Barry Commoner & LeDonna Harris on the Montana Ballot for the Presidential election in November 3306 Brooks Organizational meeting: CITIZENS FRIDAY, 4:00 LA 102 728-5650

Montana Kaimin • Friday, May 30, 7980—15 Tommy Pickworth’s Tried-and-Tnie Steps to Creating Prize-Winning Mountain Ftesh Beer Arrangements

Competition beer arranging can be of time. You may need to spend a career in itself. The satisfactions weeks lurking around the to be gained from it are many: the dumpsters of public houses and pleasures of artistic creation, the fast-food joints in order to get the stimulation of striving in keen best selection. If you plan to empty competition, and the accumulation every container in your of lots of dandy ribbons, plaques, arrangement yourself, you will also vases, and other trophies of victory want to get as early a start as to grace the entryway of the old possible. fraternity house or dormitory hall. It is advisable to make, a few days Mr. Pickworth, veteran of several in advance of your final contests, offers these steps to arrangement, a dry run. Assemble hopeful contenders in the Rainier the arrangement, using the “Thirsty Month of May” Beer essential components, so that if Arranging Competition: there are some details that do not Get as thorough a knowledge as work out — and there almost possible of the general principles always will be — you will have a of beer arranging. There are chance to change them. For dozens of books on the subject, as instance, if your pickled egg keeps well as classes offered by the slipping off the platform of bonsai A.A.B.A. (Association of Amateur pepperoni, you can abandon that Beer Arranging) at various idea before it is too late. watering holes around the country. One final word: if you fail to win Pay close attention to the rules and an award, don’t criticizesor regulations of every contest you threaten the judges — at least not enter. Analyze the theme and out loud. You do not want to get make sure your arrangement will the reputation of being a “kicker.” convey the proper mood. If the Judges often travel long distances theme is “Springtime Freshness!’ to judge shows, and spend long, and you enter an arrangement hot thirsty hours on their feet, using crumpled and crushed cans, judging arrangement after you’re not going to win doodley- arrangement. Annoying one could squat. The same arrangement, be dangerous. however, might walk away with Well, good luck and good first prize in the “Autumn Riot” arranging! May the thirstiest win! category. And remember, it matters not Make a checklist of everything you whether you win or lose, its how will need for the arrangement and many Rainier cans and bottles you gather the components well ahead can cram into that arrangement.

There are tricks to all trades — beer arranging is no exception. Here are some of Mr. Tommy Pickworth, designer of a prize-winning arrangement, is the current Mr. Pickworth’s Do’s and Don’t’s for creating successful arrangements every time: Northwest Regional Beer Arranging Champion. President of the local chapter of the Petrified Florists, Tommy is a relative newcomer to the art and is referred to by DO keep it simple. Resist the temptation to use every kind of bottle and container his admirers as “The Lone Arranger!’ He rose to national prominence when he that you have gathered. You want this to look like a pleasing arrangement, not like a recycling center. began gathering and using only wild Rainiers in his arrangements instead of the usual hothouse brews, a technique which changed the face of beer arranging DON’T water the arrangements too often or too much. Some of the crispier forever. He likes the light, fresh, satisfying touches the Rainiers add to his creations. elements have a tendency to absorb water, leading to snack food rot, which can Tommy is social chairman of a local fraternity, and he says thai one tour of the ruin your arrangement. hallowed hallways after a successful function keeps him amply supplied with raw DO steer clear of the more exotic ingredients that may be perishable, if you want materials for his fascinating avocation. the arrangement to last more than one day. A pickled egg left out in an arrange­ ment for more than 24 hours is not pleasing to look at and gives off a foul aroma. DON’T use a vase that is too large or small for your arrangement. It looks dopey.

Why not try your hand at beer arranging? So what if you are a rank amateur? This 3. Do not send actual arrangements. Photographic documentation of your entry is your chance to enter the ring in a jousting match with fellow beer arrangers from must be sent to Tommy Pickworth, Department of Beer Arranging, Rainier colleges and places of higher learning all over the Northwest. Brewery, 3100 Airport Way South, Seattle, Washington 98134, on or before July The Mountain Fresh Beer Arranging Competition Rules and Information 31st, 1980. 1. The theme is “The Thirsty Month of May” or “Beer Arranging Hath Charms to 4. Winners will be published in the fall, with full credit, honors and possible Soothe the Savage Thirst!’ consideration for late-night television programming, given to the arrangers and 2. The competition is open to students of all member colleges and universities of their schools. Decision of the judges shall be final and judges may withhold any the A.A.B.A. (Association of Amateur Beer Arranging) Pac Six division. award, if in their opinion an arrangement is just too ugly to believe.

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16— Montana Kalinin • Friday, May 30, 1980