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“Keep the Cat Free” ISSUE 1470 FELIX 22.10.10 The student voice of Imperial College London sincence 19491949 Asbestos delays New postgraduate Imperial graduates to Metric club launch campus given green trek entire length of The hotly anticipated new Union club, light by Council New Zealand Metric, will not open on Friday 29th Oc- Hammersmith & Fulham Council ap- Alexander ‘Anders’ Ford and Landey Pat- tober as planned and will be delayed un- prove plans for an extensive new cam- ton will attempt to traverse the Te Araroa til the end of November. Page 2 pus at Wood Lane. Page 6 Trail this November. Page 38 Drawing by Mitesh Patel Science TECHNOLOGY escapes worst of cuts Matthew Colvin Katherine Bettany The future’s bright for Sophia David Facebook as it takes In the controversial Spending Review presented to Parliament on Wednesday, on Google: Page 14 George Osborne revealed the details of the UK’s deepest spending cuts for de- cades, designed to reduce our budget defi - cit by £83 billion pounds before 2014/15. With Britain paying £120 million a FASHION day in debt interest alone, and total debt expected to hit £900 billion in the com- ing years, it is clear that spending cuts are necessary. In what was described as an ‘irresponsible gamble’ by opposition leader Ed Milliband, Osbourne unveiled a four-year plan designed to “bring Brit- ain back from the brink”; focusing on re- form, fairness and economic growth. The clear message of the review was the need for economic sustainability, achieved by eliminating waste and reducing spend- London faces up to ing on welfare by £7 billion a year. Whilst sectors like education of the its crimes against young and healthcare were protected in Wednesday’s review, it is clear that fashion: Page 27 universities (despite being deemed the “jewels of the economic crown” by the Chancellor) will face tough eco- nomic times ahead. With the budget for the Department of Business, Innova- GAMES tion and Skills being slashed by 7.1% on Wednesday, student and teaching ON THE populations are sure to start feeling the effects of the cuts. The department, which is in charge of universities, had already been told to make £800 mil- lion worth of savings in May. In ad- RUN FROM dition, the reformation of tuition fees (building on the Browne review this month) was confi rmed. However, in a surprising twist, it was announced that the science ‘cash’ budget would be pro- Sonic the Hedgehog tected, frozen at £4.6 billion a year. The THE POLICE PAGE 7 Chancellor expressed the need to in- returns to a lukewarm crease Britain’s ‘scientifi c output’, and ...Continued on Page 4 reception: Page 35 2 Friday 22 October 2010 FELIX HIGHLIGHTS On campus EDITOR’S PICK Union Elections The Best of Felix This Week Careers Fair 2010 Council The Union Careers Fair is the perfect place to start thinking about your future. Over 60 companies are Union Autumn Elections 2010 attending and its a fantastic opportunity to meet some of them and network with current profession- Election season has already started at Imperial als. The fair is relevant to students from all years College Union. The first round of elections has opened and disciplines. for Undergraduate Faculty Councillors (Engineering, Natural Sciences and Medicine and Non-Faculty), two postgraduate representatives (Engineering & Physical Queen’s Lawn Marquee Sciences and Life Sciences & Medicine), Union Advocate, First Year Ents Committee Member, S.H.A.G. Week 27 October 11:00-16:00 Coordinator and Gender Equality Officer. You can vote at www.imperialcollegeunion.org/vote. Voting closes on the 26 October at 00:00. Good luck to all those standing. To Charity Week 2010 those who aren’t, make your votes count. This annual fundrais- ing week sees the Is- lamic Society go all out Breaking news with stalls, food and games to raise money Imperial graduate rules for orphans and needy children across the the airwaves world. Evening events Metric launch include the Ultimate Quiz Show on Tuesday And who said that Imperial students 5pm, and Panto Slum- dog Millionaire 2 on can’t go on to careers outside science delayed Thursday 7pm. or banking? This week Music Editor It has been a tumultuous week while the asbestos material is SAF, JCR and Princes Gardens Greg Power interviews Martin Archer, for the Union. While the new removed, leading to a delay in 25-29 October 11:30-14:30PM bar FiveSixEight has opened works”. an Imperial Physics graduate who DJs with great success and a gen- The discovery of asbes- for Kiss Radio, but is now returning erally positive response from tos is the second setback to students, the new club Metric the club renovation. It was to Imperial for a PhD. The interview is has been further delayed by originally intended to open in Economy and Climate the discovery of asbestos. time for Welcome Week but a must-read for those thinking about Metric was due to open this problems with removing the Professor Michael Ghil from the University of Califor- coming Friday 29th of Octo- pillar meant that the construc- nia delivers this seminar in the Grantham Institute embarking on an unconventional ber but the opening will now tion could not be completed for Climate Change’s weekly Wednesday seminars be pushed back to the end of over the summer as originally series. He will explore coupled dynamic modelling career path as well as DJing November. The delay will intended. of the world economy, business cycle and climate disappoint students who, after Ravi Pall said “While this system. Grantham Institute seminars are open to enthusiasts keen to stay at the cutting experiencing the renovated delay is a unfortunate, it must student and staff members of Imperial College. bar, were excited to see the be understood that this project edge of the profession. new club. has thrown up a huge range Deputy President (Finances of challenges that could not Boardroom, Grantham Institute & Services) Ravi Pall told have been predicted.” Disrup- Felix: “the risk of exposure tion has also affected several 27 October 16:00 to the workers in that area Clubs & Societies who were means that only certain parts planning to run their own Page 28 of the space can be occupied, events in the new space. Felix, Beit Quad, Prince Consort Road, London SW7 2BB. Email: [email protected]. Tel: 020 7594 8072. Fax: 020 7594 8065. Printed by The Harmsworth Printing Ltd, 17 Brest Road, Derriford, Plym- outh. Registered newspaper ISSN 1040-0711. FELIX Copyright © Felix 2010. Editor-in-Chief Kadhim Shubber Deputy Editor Gilead Amit Copy Chief Lizzy Griffiths Assistant Editor Dan Wan News Editors Alex Karapetian Matt Colvin Layout/Design Editor Victoria McQuadeova Sports Editor Jovan Nedic David Wilson Science Editors Katya-yani Vyas James Goldsack Business Editors Sina Ataherian Afonso Campos Politics Editors Hassan Joudi James Lees Rory Fenton Rajat Jain Technology Editor Samuel Gibbs Comment Editor Anna Perman Arts Editor Rox Middleton Music Editors Greg Power Christopher Walmsley Luke Turner Film Editors Matt Allinson Jade Hoffman Ed Knock Fashion Editor Saskia Verhagen Games Editor Simon Worthington Online Editors Niharika Midha Ravi Pall Chris Birkett International Editor Kenneth Lee Puzzles Captains Polly Bennett James Hook Photo Editor Thomas Welch Travel Editor Dylan Lowe Chris Richardson Special thanks to: Ayyub Kamaludin, Slobodan Radosavljevic, Shruti Mishra, Mitesh Patel, Outi Supponen, Gilead Amit, Afonso Campos, Azfarul Islam and especially Dylan Lowe for all their invaluable help this week. FELIX Friday 22 October 2010 3 FiveSixEight opens Three weeks late but worth the wait fter weeks of delays the derstated Imperial student body Union fi nally unveiled offered comments like “To be fair, AFiveSixEight, the newly it’s not a bad effort” and “It’s refurbished Union bar that, as one defi nitely less shit than before.” College source joked, “is probably Which just goes to show that you better than Eastside.” can’t get the majority of Imperial The old heavy wooden tables students excited about anything. and benches have been done away The bar itself has been com- with and replaced with restaurant pletely overhauled and given its style seating to accompany the length, probably occupies differ- new menu and lunchtime table ent time zones. One student said service. It remains to be seen “It’s great, I didn’t have to wait at whether the new furniture will all for a drink.” The reduced queu- withstand the drinking games of ing time has allowed the Union to an inebriated rugby team. sell more beer, bringing in a record Lunchtime has changed also. £15,000 on Wednesday night. The menu is more upmarket and Most students, whether enthu- food is now made to order and siastic about the bar or not, were brought directly to your table. simply glad to have somewhere Feedback from students was cheap to drink with their mates overwhelmingly positive if not again. somewhat reserved. The ever-un- Kadhim Shubber “Cheers love, and can I also have a dirty pint, twelve shots of jaeger and a snog? Whahey! I’m a LAD!!!” Union and College back higher fees The Union’s response Imperial’s response Zoe Groom of the highest employment rates after Rosalyn Flower graduation there is no reason why we On the 14th of October, the Union set should not see an increase in the num- Following the publication of Lord out their initial response to the Browne ber of business bursaries, provided that Browne’s Report on the assessment Review ahead of the Council debate on the correct incentives are provided. of Higher Education Funding in the the Union’s Higher Education Policy Another point close to the heart of most Browne Review Sir Keith O’Nions, on the 1st of November.