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Central Florida Future, Vol. 18 No. 36, March 13, 1986

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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 18 No. 36, March 13, 1986" (1986). Central Florida Future. 618. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/618 ARCHIVES, - --. • he Central Florida ·Future • Volume 18 Number 36 University of Central Florida/Orlando Thursday March 13, 1986 Surgeon general warns of cigarette evils ·

by Mike Carr . CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

The surgeon general of the United States predicted in a speech in the U CF gym Tuesday night that the cigarette industry will disappear within the next 20 years. C. Everett Koop, 70, the surgeon general, said, "We are already seeing the decline of per capita cigarette consumption to its • lowest level since 1944. 11 Koop said stock analysts have noticed this decline and have made gloomy predictions for the cigarette industry. He scolded the cigarette industry for claiming that a controversy exists o the Theresa Altomare/Central Florida Future effects of cigarettes on human health. • "Ladies and gentleman, I can assure you, smoking really hurts the smoker,' 1 he said. Koop said that smoking also endangers • Donation spurs non-smokers who breath smokers' fumes. He said the most cancer-causing substance in cigarettes, tar, is 70 percent more installation of concentrated in passive smoke than · in mainstream smoke. Passive smoke alos contains greater ;traffic signal concentrations of carbon monoxide, nicotine and ammonia, he said. Joe Weinstelnfcentral Florido 'Future Koop said non-smokers have a right to keep · by Mike Carr chance out of the crossing by these toxins out of their bloodstreams and a -Koop speaks to students, faculty and staff in CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE installing the first on-campus the gym Tuesday night traffic lights at . the busy SEE KOOP, PAGE 5 intersection. Eight hundred daredevil Poles to support the lights drivers perform every are already in place. "The Koop's background is with kids morning between 8:15 and Deland Department ' of 9:15 at UCF and you may be Transportation was gracious by Kelly Ruff Koop talked with all of the directness one of them. to donate these poles and CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE that one might expect of a refined naval • That is the number of save us $5,000," he said. officer. commuters that travel However, Spinnato said he Koop was appointed to the post of surgeon through the intersection of must still buy the lights and "I've been trying to teach a philosophy of general by President Reagan in 1981 and • Centaurus Drive and West the computer that controls aging· which would make people realize that reappointed in 1985 for a second term. Gemini Boulevard to get the them. They will cost about although they are young, they will someday ''I came into public health from a non­ west parking lots. $15,000. be like me (older). Life is a continuum... people public health. background. I was a children's ''People in the middle lane Dr. Joyce Clampitt, vice need to understand that the decisions tl~ey surgeon for 35 years," said Koop. "But in the on Centaurus can't see cars president of Business Affairs, make now for the elderly will someday be proceess of becoming what I wanted to be I on Gemini, and you would not said the university could get made by someone else for them,'' said United faced a lot issues that were new to the field of believe the chances they must the money through parking States Surgeon General C. Everett Koop in pediatric surgery and therefore they were take to get through there,'' decal fees or the Board of an interview Tuesday afternoon. considered public health problems." Mike Spinnato, campus civil Regent~. · Koop spoke with enthusiam when talking engineer said. With a weathered and distinguished look, Spinnato. plans ·to take £lie SEE SIGNAL, PAGE 5 comfortably seated, dressed in Navy whites, SEE INTERVIEY(, PAGE 5 • Election commissioners gearing up for presidential race

by Debbie Dent March 24 at 6 p.m. their campaign. That amount is equal CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE · There will be a forum that will allow to 4.5 cents_per student. Candidates students to hear candidates speak will be required to turn in an account and to ask questions, on March 26 on of their expenses to Spraker April 2. Students wishing to run in the the Engineering Green. If a ticket's account exceeds the upcoming Student Government Voting on the 'main campus will amount, the ticket will be election for president and vice take place on April 1 and 2 from 10 disqualified, Spraker said. president can declare their candidacy a.m. to 7 p.m. Branch campuses will She added that some candidates until Friday at 4 p.m., said Cindy vote on March 31 and April 1 from 5 will spend over the $697 limit because Spraker, elections commissioner. had to issue a warning to. some p.m. to 9 p.m. they don't have to declare Spraker supervises and oversees ·prospective candidates that active Each presidential-vice presidential the elections. She said she has already campaigning does not begin until ticket is allowed to spend $697 on SEE ELECTION, PAGE 8

• ... burnin' with feever. Oh, This special seetion ~clip; 5 'scuse me. It's just that this includes a report from Spring Break stuff has go Miami Beach where Opinim 9 the weather-ometer in a officials say they won't tissy. Why it's warning of spr­ enforce drinking laws in ~eel 10 ing showers. Not to worry an effort to attract more though. Tans are still in college students. Sports 16 order. Highs in the mid 80s PAGE 3 ·PTLY CLOY and lows in the mid 60s. High 82 Low 63 ro ADVERTISE CALL 275·2865 ~ • ~------~ ~ 2, The Central Florida Future, March 13, 1986

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According to leading publications, the PC market is in the midst of a full blown shakeout. IBM, KA YPRO, OSBOURNE and most other PC manufacturers are initialing cutbacks and layoffs due to slumping sales. Their increasing advertising dollar brings less & less results. At the same time, sales for the ZORBA portable computer, the computer that is only advertised in a few choice periodicals and relies heavily on satisfied user testimonials, are showing a steady increase.

It's no secret, the public is learning what the industrial users have known for years. That is: that for daily operation of word processors, spreadsheets and database, the trendy options are rarely used and the flashy machines that ' house them are really no faster, no more reliable and much more expensive.

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CPU Board • General Specifications Keyboard Specifications: • Z80A CPU running at 4 Mhz with General Mechanical no wait st utes ZORBA is the lowest cost f ult Keyboard communicates serially and Electrical • 64K bytes of 150 ns RAM ( 58K after • featured portable computer. This with CPU and has the following CP/M loaded) light weight computer is ruggedly features: Detachability with 2 foot Width - 17.5 inches (44.45 cm) • 16K bytes of EPROM (2732) can be switched in and out by packaged in a convenient carry­ coiled cord, 95 keys in standard Height - 9.0 inches (22.86 cm) software l 2K available for user EP • ing case. The case surrounds a QWERT format, a 13 key numeric Depth - 16.0 inches (40.64 cm) EPROMS . keypad: Independent Caps Lock Weight - 24.6 pounds ( 11. l Kg) strong inner chassis which further • 8275 CRT Controller, OMA driven protects the ZSOA based com­ and Shift Lock, 55 Software pro­ Power - 80-130 V AC or 190-245 • 1793 Floppy disk controller, SMC • puter with its 2-sided, double­ grammable function keys. All keys VAC data separator density disc 400K drives, large repeat after 1 second delay. All 50/60 Hz • Bipolar PROMS configure l O easy to read 9" display screen and Standard cursor and terminal con­ 17 0 watts max · addresses • well designed detachable trol keys. Display • Fully structured interrupts keyboard. prioritized by bipolar PROMS Disc System Display tube: ZORBA uses CP /M, the industry stan­ 9" diagonal, Green or Amber Interfaces • dard operating system, which Controller: WDl 793 High resolution display circuitry means that a wide range of ex­ Drives: 5.25 Double Sided, 60 Hz refresh rate • Full asynchronous RS232 port isting software is readily available Double Density, 400K with modem control. Baud rates .. to the user. 48 TPI Display Format: and data translation and Built-In disk interchange formats: 25 lines x 80 columns protocol programmable. The ZORBA users manual covers Xerox 820 (SD, DD), Kaycomp 5x7 character Font with full • Full asynchronous full duplex operation of the unit, all supplied (DD), DEC VT-180 (SD), Osbourne decenders RS232 port with hardware hand­ software and all interlace and in­ (SD), and IBM-PC (eg. CPM/86) and 128 ASCII Characters shake (for printers). Baud ternal information. A system Televideo 802 (Read-write and 8x9 32 ·Characters Graphic Font rates and protocol programmable. (Serial Printer Port) • diskette is supplied with all system Fmmat capability) (Expandable to 2K Memory Mapped Display Buffer • One 8 Bit parallel port with files and utilities. A second diskette 82 formats). independent strobe and ready contains the sources for all ZORBA lines. Supports Centronics software including BIOS, SETUP, FOR- interface with an available MAT and PATCH. (" adaptor· cable. 'I r/la ·ii•i&A . .,, ..:_ IEEE-488 Bus MtJster Port (ie: I lJUJl9""9.s b J... General Purpose Instrumentation Bus) not Software Supported. 130 Baywood Avenue, Longwood • 21 Standard Software Programmable Baud Rates: 45.5 to 19,000 BPS • Florida 32750 (305) 830-8886 • - UCF SPRING BREAK - MARCH 15-23, 1986 *rhe Central Florida Fbture • Daytona·Beach , · • "Battle of the Bands" is on March 24 at the Free shows Bandshell. Other free concerts sponsored by Hawaiian Tropic, highlight Budweiser and Miller • Brewing Co. will take place on March 17, 18, 19, 20, 25 and 26. Daytona Mister Mister and Starship appear at the • Bandshell for free on March 25. The concert will be taped by MTV for telecast the by Herman L. Blaft(lria following day. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE The First. Annual National Collegiate Surfing The Music _Television Network Championships will be held (MTV) will broadcast live from . March 24-28: Daytona Beach and co-sponsor a Snow skiing (yes, snow) major concert as part of the many on the beach will be spring break activities in the sponsored by Busch beer. Daytona Beach Jtesort Area. • All equipment will be available at the site. MTV will be in the area Easter Beach Run, a four mile race on the beginning March 19 and on the air beach,. will take place March_20. from 3-11 p.m. on March 22 through March 26 . • "Expo America"' will be In conjuntction with the Miller at the Ocean Center March Brewing Co., MTV will bring a free

I 21-25. outdoor concert on March 25 The Daytona Beach featuring Mister Mister and Chamber of Commerce has Starship. The show will be at the a toll free number for visitor Bandshell, an outdoor facility · information. Call directly on the ocean where up to 1-800-535-2828. 10,000 people can either, and will be taped for broadcast March 26. MTV's coverage will include a Fort Lauderdale number of other special events. College Expo, a unique College Games, will be combination of exhibits, concerts, held . every day from 11 demonstrations,. contests and a.m.-2 p.m. and 6-8 p.m. The recruiting targeted toward college games will pit students students, will be at the Ocean from different schools Center on March 21-25. against each other at a The First Annual National specially-cons true ted Collegiate Surfing Championships, stadium opposite the Bahia Mar Resort. sponsored by the Eastern surfing New River Street Dance will be held Association, will be March 24-28. March 21 at 6 p.m. between Andrews and The Hooters will appear in Third A venue along River. concert at the Ocean Center on Baseball fans can watch the New York March 24 at 9 p.m. Tickets are Jettrey DlGlolaiGentral Florida Future Yankees .in Lockhart Stadium and the Texas available at the box office. Sail away Rangers in Pompano Municipal Stadium. There will be another free concert Many sun worshipers are sure to make sailing a part of their spring at the Bandshell on March · 26 For more information on Fort Lauderdale break plans. spring break activities, call the Broward featuring John Cafferty and the County · Tourist Development Council at (305) 765-5508. SEE DAYTONA, PAGE 6 . ------Orlando -· · · > Miami Beach wants .college crowd

Walt Disney World is "The media's interpreted this as offering a special discount to Slaff Report we're promoting alcoholism and a vacationing students who COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE "We've never really disregard for the law, " Feldman · have valid college IDs for had students here, so said. "We're not." . the duration of the spring MIAMI BEACH - "Miami Like most cities here in Florida, break season. wants you, '' is the message to we'll deal with it when Miami Beach has an open college students from the city that it happens." container law, forbidding drinking once prided itself on a sedately ·Les Feldman, in public places. Miami Beach------geriatric lifestyle "Sure, we have laws on the In the past, Miami Beach has Miami Beach tourism books, but whether you enforce Penrod's will have a snubbed student dollars, board them or not is another matter," stage, dance floor and food preferring to let Fort Lauderdale said Feldman. "We've never really every day next week uner a and Daytona Beach to the north had students here, so we'll deal 9,600 square foot beach cope with the noise and hotel g\iests toting drinks from with it when it happens. tent. There will be nightly congestion-as well as business hotel bars to ocean beaches. ''And if · you want to get entertainment. boom-of the annual spring break "Now that 'Miami Vice' is a hot technical, a styrofoam cup !of beer S.now skiing, as in rush. show-portraying a vibrant or wine) never was a closed Daytona Beach, will be available in Miami But as part of a push- for image-we feel we have a fighting container," he added, "So how can Beach. The 25-foot-high "mountain" of ice economic renewal, the city this chance to promote our area it violate an open container.?" :will offer skiers a minor challenge March year actively is vying for a piece of again," Feldman said. Police, however, will enforce 18-19 from 10 a.m to 6 p.m. the spring break action, promising The 50-year-old city has gotten a laws prohibiting glass or coolers to add a little "vice" to students' little dogeared in the last decade, on the beach so ''a bottle of vodka The Ball & Pivot rock stay on it shores. he said, and an infusion of new would not be tolerated." band will play live on-stage For example, while Fort tourist dollars will help finance its Several University of Miami at Penrod's, March 18-21. Lauderdale Daytona this year will renaisance. students also will patrol the beach The Beach Boys will unveil tough new rules to control Besides, said Feldman, "old during spring break, hosting and appear at the James L. public drinking, Miami Beach is i:>eople don't neccessarily want to cleaning up after out-of-town Knight Center at 8 p.m. on erecting shoreline refreshment look at old people. They enjoy visitors. March 29. stands stocked with beer. seeing attractive bodies on the Last spring break, nearby Fort Otis Day and the Nights will perfrom at Les Feldman of Miami Beach's beach.'' . Lauderdale spent $75,000 to cleam Penrod's from 2-4 p.m. March 29. tourism board said that, though he But Miami Beach's message to up after its student guests. ~4 Cheap Trick and Molly Hatchet are can't speak for the police, he student tipplers has caused some "' scheduled to play a large-scale rock concert. expects "nobody will bother" controversy. SEE MIAMI, PAGE 8 4, The Central Rorlda Future, March 13, 1986 ...... STUDENT GOVERNMENT SPRING PRESIDENTIAL/ VICE PRESIIDENTIAL • "* ' ** · '* *-·* .. *

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Staff Report CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE relations, including adver­ tisements, mail-outs, and · Student Body President coordination of public rela- • John Gill fired public rela­ . tions for all events sponsored tions staff supervisor Mike by Student Government. Tierney last week. • Adorn Chrzan/Central Florido ,Fulu!e Gill gave no official reason­ Tierney, who had been with ing behind the decision, say­ Scrounging squilTel the Gill administration since ing "It was a personnel ac­ last summer, could not be tion, and I'd prefer not to reached for comment. Tierney comment.'' We caught this little guy red-handed is currently preparing his pilfering the contents of a trash can near declaration of candidacy for Gert Garman will be taking Brevard Hall. After finishing his first course, he president. over _Tierney's duties. Gar­ returned to the interior of the can to fetch man has been involved in some more food. While working for Student many areas of campus life and Government, Tierney was is president of Delta Gamlna reponsible for general public sorority.

• SIGNAL Clampitt said, "Mike KOOP FROM PAGE 1 (Spinnato) is very skillful in FROM PAGE l stretching the university's "We are already dollars. His efforts will cut But she says she can't meet the cost of a $50,000 project right to clean air. seeing the decline of· her time table· if she goes to $17,000. He's trying to get through those sources. ''All of the computer that controls He praised the movement against smoking per capita cigarette • this year's money has been the lights donated." in public places for advancing American allocated," she said. "We public health. consumption to itf would have to wait uni tl next lowest level .since year." "We would have to Koop added that cigarettes still 340,000 Clampitt said she wants the people each year and that cigarettes are still 1944." lights working· by May 8. wait unitl next the most widely advertised consumer Engineers will be blocking proµuct, despite television ban on cigarette ·C. Everett Koop, University Bouleyard's year." advertising. access to UCF that day to ·Dr. Joyce Clampitt United States surgeon begin widening the campus Koop said non-smokers were winning the general section of that road. battle agaisnt cigarettes but cautioned them Spinnato said that traffic Should Spinnato succeed in not to ge~ overconfident. I .• on University Boulevard will obtaining all the equipment, probably turn left on Alafaya students will have to wait Koop became surgeon general Jan. 21, Mella, the highest award of the Dominican Trail and right oi;i Centaurus only 26 seconds· for the east­ 1982. He was surgeon-in-chief of Children's Republic, for this achievement in separating Drive to enter campus. west on Centaurus Drive to Hospital of Philadelphia and professor of conjoined twins. turn green. pediatrics at the University of Pennsylvania. "We'll need a light to The green light will give He has written more than 175 articles and prevent the extra traffic flow them 56 seconds to cross the Koop is a recepient of the William E. Ladd books on the practice of medicine. from backing up,'' he said. intersection. Gold Medal of the American Academy of To get the lights installed As a result, commuters will Pediatrics in recognition of outstanding He is married to the former Elizabeth on time, Spinnato may have be able to give up their contributions to the field of pediatric Flanagan and has three- children, · Allen, to rely on his own daredevil darts across surgery. . Norman and Elizabeth Thompson, and seven resourcefulness. Gemini. He holds the Order of Duarte, Sanchez and grandchildren.

INTERVIEW that it is the duty of the old people to get Qut Why we've been late FROM PAGE 1 of the way and die.'' "We have improved the health of the elderly to the point where they're living You may have noticed that The Central about the new support by state and local longer. But we have not got a future to look government for handicapped children and forward tq where the base of support is great. Florida Future recently has been "acceptance of violence as a public health "For example, at this moment for every somewhqt less than timely in getting on the issue.'' person over 65 there are 5 taxpayers who are stands. We received many calls Tuesday The developements of · the program supporting the system of health for the asking where the new issue was. It was "Healthy Mothers, Healthy Babies," whic_h elderly. In 40 years the population of the is targeted towards black and hispanic ~ elderly will have doubled and the population finally distributed at about 6:30 p.m. that women who are pregnant or likely to be, is supporting the elderly will have only gone up evening. another program that Koop · is directly by about 30 percent," Koop said. Well you deserve an explaination. involved with right now. Koop concluded with a compliment and Our computer equipment decided to Koop spoke very seriously about problems appeal: "You are probably the most learned and solutions of the elderly. generation in health we have ever had. take its spring break early. But thonks to "At the moment elderly people are in the Therefore you have a tremendous base upon the technical expertise of Cof!tputer ·perilous position of being caught in a cross­ which to build. The wave of the fu ture is not Services' Jim Moore, we're back on our fire between the demand for health cost to wait until your machine is broken and then feet. containment on one side and a rising force of repair it, but to maintain your machine so people .who are coming right out and saying that it is good shape all of the time.''

•MORE AID University of New York­ 21, 000 people a nd property. Floridians who want to The financial aid office has Pla tts burgh entitled associations in Florida who Much of this year's multi­ find out if their name or that many privately-fudned ''Growing up Jewish in are entitled to more than million dollar list represents of a relative. is on the scholarships available. Call Montreal, Canada." $7 .8 million worth of money left in savings and abandoned property list them · at 275-2827 Everyone is welcome to uncfaimed property. . checking accounts. The list should contact the immediately for more the lecture which will be held During the next. two also includes safe deposit comptroller's office at (904) information. · in room 239 of the weeks, ::the comptroller will box items, stocks and bonds, 487-0510. Education Building. run legal ads in daily and dividends, unclaimed wages • NEWSLINE • CANADIAN JEWRY weekly newspapers and commissions, ·uncashed ·1f ~ ou have a tip or story There will be a lecture ABANDONED STUFF throughout the state in an traveller's checks and other idea. The Central Florida tomorrow at noon by Dr. Florida Comptroller effort to notify rightful forms of abandoned Fu tu re would love to hear Martin Lubin of the State Gerald Lewis is looking for owners of their abandoned property. from 6,_The Central Florida Future, March 13, 1986 ·open 24 hours DAYTONA concerts and promotions·, plus FROM PAGE 3 .numerous recreational opportunities available . . throughout the spring break The Beaver Brown Band. period which began Feb. 22 MTV will also showcase .and will end April 6. activities at the local hOtel According to Lee Danial of pool decks and lounges, as the Daytona Beach Chamber DONUT MAKER well as area Rock-a-Like of Commerce, hotel rooms are contests benefiting -the still available. Invites· M ul tip le Sclerosis Foundation. Call the chamber at In additiOn to these events, 1-800-535-2828 for more \.• UCF the Daytona Beach Resort information on any of these .Area has a number of special events. 4 Students and Personnel A 0 L to a Coffee and Donut Break w v ·There's no better place than A A the y l!!!9.~] R s . I ·oonut Maker· · E .· to F T ~ enjoy fresh donuts and coffee R ST. JOSEPH'S I E E While you study or just relax s CATHOLIC CHURCH s ·H 1 Sat. Vigil Mass 6:00 PM ------THE COUPON ------~-- Sun. Masses DONUT MAKER 8:00, 10:30 and 12 noon 9809 E. Colonial, Union Pk. Masters Choir Rehersal Wednesday 7:30 BUCK·A·BAG · Six· Donuts for a Dollar, with this coupon 1501 South Alafaya Trail (Reg. $1.79) Limit 2 Bags Per Coupon 275-0841 . WELCOME -Drive thru Window

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MIAMI FROM PAGE 3 DR. FRED FRAZIER OPTOMETRIST General Practice of Optometry 25°!o DISCOUNT ON AMIG'A Fort Lauderdale officials say they aren't worried about SOFT CONTACTS PRODUCTS TO COLLEGES, losing much of their spring Daily Wear • Extended Wear • break trash, traffic or tourist STUDENTS & FA -.. Ui.TY business to Miami Beach. Mayor · Robert Dressler, in $49.00 $79.00 (Limited Time Offer) fact, wishes his new • professional fee additional competitor the best of luck. Bring this coupon • STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY "We would be delighted to for a 10 percent discount • 4 TIMES FASTER THAN IBM PC PARK SQUARE off of a pair of glasses. • IBM PC COMPATIBLE ($95 extra) share our blessins.'' HOURS: • UP TO 8 MB OF M~MORY (RAM) 851 E. S.R. 434 Mon.-Wed.-Fri. 9-5 • 880K DRIVE • 4 CHANNEL STEREO LONGWOOD, Fl Tues. & Thurs. 11-7 831-2121 • 4096 COLOR • 640x400 (16 color) ELECTION . • 50 MULTITASK • EXCELLENT GRAPHICS FROM PAGE l r------replacement costs. When a NOW PLAY THE "ORIGINAL" AIR PISTOL, banner is destroyed it can be CAPTURE-THE~FLA~ ~AME. $1295 replaced without having to . ; declare that cost, she explain­ CONSUMER REPORTS SAYS: (Oct. '85) ed. THE BEST COMPUTER BUY AMONG IBM It is the candidates' job to &. IBM tOMPATIBLE, COMPAQ, KAYPRO, PANASONIC SR. PARTNER, SANYO, inform the students and get TANDY 1000 (Radio Shack) IS THE them to vote; Spraker said. "I ~ LEADING EDGE MODEL D. just make sure that they of Orlando, Inc. We carry printers, monitors, follow the rules." ·1 software accessories. MON.-SAT~: 10-7 $1395 • - . SUNDAY: 12-~ · (MONITOR $95) $2.00 OFF I PALM SPRINGS CENTER Get hot ~ - AUTHORIZED DEALER 831.:3241 • tips on REGULAR GAME FEE 1 (next to Altamonte Mall in Albertson's Plaza) Over 90 stores nationwide • 515 E. Altamonte Dr. (Hwy. 436) !leasing & Financing Available) crime (with coupon) I Leading Edge is a Registered lrademark of Leading Edge Products Inc prevention! FOR INFORMATION & RESERVATIONS CALL: 298-5694 I , __ fl':"' . .i v@-f ~------· Write to: McGruff" • Crime Prevention Coalition Box 6600 Rockville,lvid. 20850 As a Marine Officer, you could be in charge of a a freshman or sophomore, a5k about our oodef- • TAKE A BITE OUT OF Mach 2 + FI A-18A, a vertical take-off Harrier or graduate officer coll1ll1isfiloning programs. Hyou're a one of our other jets or helicopters. And you could junior, check out our graduate programs. Starting • ~RIM do it by the time you're 23. But it takes a special salaries are from $17,000 to $23,000. And Iii commitment on your part We . you can cooot on . demandleddersata1II~e1s. r!O '8.-'""'a• goingfarther ... faster. • Weteachyoutobeone.Hyou're U .ll rz.·U.l"'1i••• We'relookingforafewgoodme& Getting • Tangled Up In faster. The Rehabilitation Process? •

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Much of this issue is devoted to Spring Break. That time of year when you get your first taste of summer... or sleep, depending on what your schedule has been like. Being in Florida (we've learned that much since we've been here), we have a tougher time enjoying the atmosphere. One of the truly terrible tragedies of life in Florida is that we have to deal with this sun, fun, etc. all the time. We have a dificult time appreciating how great this state really is.

So to put everybody in the mood, The Central Florida Future's editorial board would like to at­ tempt to put you in the proper mood. First, close your eyes. Now, think about what it felt like back a couple of years ago. You remember that frozen December? Now, pretend you're riding your bike at about 40 mph with no clothes on in that weather. Don't forget the 20 mph headwind.

Good, now you've got the idea. If you need extra help, stick your head in the freezer for 15-20 minutes. If that doesn't work, then you're probably one of those people who has five classes this semester, five midterms, and five midterm papers, and you're sleeping for Spring ~reak. All for the love· of a woman No matter who you are this Spring Break, have a safe, healthy and happy one. I was gathering provisions Tuesday night for my See you in a week! pilgrimage to Fort Lauderdale when I came across my buddy Herman L. Cockroach-purveyor of bad tast and peanut butter sandwiches-in the close crooning with some Jimmy Buffet tunes . "So what are you doing for spring break?" I ... forgive us asked. "Oh," said Herman, "I'm going to go to Daytona, drink myself into vegetation and meet airhead?" Suddenly, out of the void, there was life. Or the girl of my dreams." Herman, taking advantage of his small size and perhaps, a Spring thaw. In either case, The Central I could only answer· that seemingly cliche answer knack for climbing walls, plans to sneak past the Florida Future is being inundated with letters, thus with a simple, "oh really." crowds, bodygaurds and Alan Hunter to r~ach his •> disproving our preconceived notion that 16,000 "Yeah," he said, "I already got 'er picked out, prize. dead people habitate the UCF campus. too."_ I had to do something. Herman was about to "Well of course you do," I said. "She's any sacrifice everything for the sake of woman. My The "letters" section usually brings a small con­ drunk, willing, and well-endowed blonde, 5 feet, 6 god, he might as well be in love. sistent flow of mail, but never before these past two inches tall, with blue eyes." "Herman," I said, "you'd be better off spending weeks has the flow been so big. So forgive us, then, "Naaaaaaah. You don't understand," my six­ your spring break catching rays in front of the those of you whose letters are not printed in as legged friend cried. "She's not just any beach Kiosk with a bag of peanut butter sandwiches in timely a fashion as you'd like. It'll take a while bunny. She's special. She's got the most sincere your hand. before we are able to adjust the "letters" section to eyes you ever saw. She... she's... she's Martha "Come down to Lauderdale with me. You'll accomodate everybody. In the meantime, however, Quinn.'' forget about that dippy Quinn-person and come ~ we shall try to get as wide of variety of letters in My mouth dropped, my heart reached out in down to Earth where you belong.'' . the section, so that you, our readers, can get a good empathy. My pleas went unheeded. Herman was out the taste of what everybody's thinking. This bug needs a beer, I thought. door and off for the sands of Daytona with a beer in Keep the letters coming in. This is your He told me about how MTV and their obnoxious every hand. newspaper, and the forum by which you air your crew of "VJ s" are going to be in Daytona Beach If you're going to Daytona next week and see gripes, debate issues, and get it all said. Only when next week. Martha Quinn, check out her blouse and make sure you speak your mind, or in our. case, write, can you "But Herman, buddy, how will you get past all that blotch on her blouse isn't really a roach with a initiate a change. those crowds and meet America's biggest real big grin on his face ...

--, • Offering ride service . programs that focus on alcohol or • Revamp of add/drop drug awareness on campus. What pro.cess long time coming only coping with problem about spending it on programs that focus on not getting drunk at all? Editor: Editor: We could also toy with the idea that This is in response to the article I am writing in response to the opi­ when our campus newspaper solicits "Revamp of add/drop in works" nion "Stop drunk driving" that ap­ for advertisements, it could focus on which appeared in the March 6 issue I believe that the administrators peared in the March 4 issue. obtaining ads that do not promote of The Central Florida Future. should consider the time and effort 'happy hours' or reduced drink prices. I totally agree with John Gill and students must make to go through I believe we must "come to grips These type of ads frequently appear Student Government thatadd/drop add/drop and not worry about the ad­ with the realities of drunLdriving." in our newspaper. days should be assigned in order to ditional work that would be created However, we must come to grips with alleviate long lines. I have never been for their staff. By assigning add/drop the realities of drinking to excess through the add/drop lines, not hours, students would have more first. Offering a drving service to peo­ Let the bars that offer or promote because I did not have any classes to time for the classes they do keep and ple who are drunk is coping with the drinking to excess toy with ~he idea of add or drop but because the long lines not have to skip them for add/drop. problem rather than hitting it head spending some of their profits on of­ were intimidating. I also have a few Students at UCF are not here to on. What about the people who drive fering drunk driving services so our friends who have waited in line for waste time standing in lines, but are when they are high? Should our ac­ activity and service money can be two and a half hours only to find that here to get an education. tivity fees be spent on offering a ser­ spent more wisely. the classes they wanted to add were vice to drive them home also? closed. The long lines and some Perhaps we could toy with the idea discouraging words from my friends j. have scared me into staying away Lisa Wong of spending our Activity and Service Chuck Hebel from the tedious add/drop. Arts and Sciences fees in a more useful way, such as on Business

Morgan Phllllps Opinions expressed In The Central Florida Future are those of the editor or writer and not necessarily those of the Board of Publlcatlons, university he Central Florida future Tim lal! Theresa Altomare Todd Lu' C.eneraJ Manager administration, or Board of Regents. Letters to the editor must be typed News E01ror Ari Director PrwJCnur. Manager Kelly Rurt P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, Fl., 32816 (305)275-2601 or 275-2865 and Include the author's signature, major and phone number. Letters are Advertising Dtrecloi subject to edltlng and become the copyrighted property of the Chrti Richcreek Adam Chrzan Jim Moore S. Mlkelt Rhode• Don Wittekind JefU~llck Jim Donato newspaper. The Central Florida Future Is a free, non-profit twice-weekly Editor - Manogtng Editor Asst. Mon Edltor/{)eSlgn voNti~ t011v1 Photo Editor 5\•stems Mt' nager Ad Proelucllon Manager newspaper pubUshed during the academic year. •

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STUDENT SENATE' REPORT.

MEASURES IN COMMITTEE: SENATE MEETINGS BILLS:· 18-20 Requesting Funding for a Covered,Blcycle Storage Area Students are invited to attend·oil ~enote MEASURES VOTED ON: meetings and may address the Senate each BILLS: week on issues pertaining to student life. 18-16 Requesting Funding for Registration and Travel to the 47th Annual Meeting of the American THursday 3:00 EN 260 • Association of Southeastern Biologists at the University of South Carolina (Passed favorably by OAF) 18-19 Requesting Funding for Inter-American Student Association Representatives to the Model OAS ,. In Washington, DC DID YOU KNOW THAT: RESOLUTIONS: Travel and C&O funds are available for clubs tor the following: 18-16 Submitting a Letter to the Edltor_of the Orlando sentinel and the Central Florida Future Concer­ 1. Conference registration ning the Urgency of the Traffic Situation on Alafaya Troll (Created/Passed Favorably by SP) 2. Office Supplies 18-17 Stating the Position of the Election Commission Concerning the Distribution of Campaign Material Prior to Active Campaigning (Passed Favorably by EA) 3. On-campus advertising Forms can be picked up at the SG Kiosk and Senate Work Room ... NEW COMMITTEE MEETING TIMES SENATE COMMITTEE DESCRIPTIONS: Committee -Time Place Day ser. 4-5 SWR Tues. TCO -Reviews reQuests for conference registration, office supplies and advertising . E and A 1-2 SC 211 Thur. OAF -Reviews Finance Statutes and legislation involving money UR 4-5 SWR Mon. S/P -Reviews legislation relating to student services or publicity OAF 10-11 SWR Mon. EA -Reviews Statutes and interviews Presidential appointments TCO 5-6 SWR Tues. l!JR -Reviews Statutes, and Rules and Procedures ASF 4-5 SC214 W9d ASF -Is a joint Senate/Executive committee that makes a budget recommendation .. to the Senate

TO THE STUDENT: • 11 If you hove any comments, questions or concerns about the Senate Report or any legislation, please feel free to stop by the Senate Work Room (SC 217)

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-Ab-abstain Y-yes N-no P-present (roll call) Pr-"pr~sent" vote A-absent (roll call) Paid Advertlament The Central Florida Future, March 13, 1986, 11 Give a hoot. . Don't llute. Forest Seiv1ce, U.S.D.A. Fil NEUNER Escorting Neuner to the FROM PAGE 16 national tournament will be his present coach Pat Cucci. Cucci said, "I'd be willing to Before better chance at placing at give three-to-one odds on Paul Test yourseH. youbuy, · the national tournament. making All-American, and I'd · let~ compare. This past season Neuner be willing to bet even money not only m~de the UCF that he will be a national · Which early pregnancy test is as Maybe I can save you football team but also played champion.'' some money on insurance: easy to read as red, no-white, ye~? on five of the six· specialty While Nuener is tough on teams. One time this year, he the mat, he's certainly not Which is a simple one-step test? •Life pinned a competitor at your stereotype animalistic Stetson and ·later playee athlete. "Every match I pray • Renter/Condo football for the Knights, to God for my full capabilities Which has a dramatic color change • Homeowners earning defensive player of to 'make the results unmistakable? and strengths and to keep • Auto/Boat/RV the game honors. both myself and my opponent The football team currently unhurt,'' Neuner said. Which is 98% accurate, as accurate is in spring training and Neuner's biggest conflict is as many hospital and lab tests? Call me and compare. Neuner is listed at the top of money. "I want to play the depth chart at the nose football at UCF. I'll weigh my guard position. When the options, but it's got to be Which is portable for convenience wrestling season ends, he will and privacy? · Allstate· somewhere where I can AU.tale lnaurance Com)IUl1 join the workouts with the afford. If UCF offers me an All<e Life m.ur.- Co., Nmhbroolt, IL football team. equal scholarship, · I'll stay. See or Phone Jim Smith Ph. 657-7575 · Professional Typing & Proofreading Service Term papers coming up? Let TYPERIGHT help.,,, We can get the.job done FAST, and at 7 480 Aloma A venue very low rates. Papers over 40 pages long, onlY. . Winter Park, FL $1.00 per page. Give us a call and ease your load. When your grades come out, you'll be ,, i sn1a e ia~ nox 32792 glad you did. ·t~ll a1,nox 826-6751

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. by Loreen Ray In the 1500 meter event, the women's SPECIAL TO THE FUTURE varsity eight closed a twenty second gap . The from the previous week, finishing second to . Aneru:an Academy Boston University in a dead heat with FIT. . 4 The UCF crew team competed in the Other strong finishes were logged in the ' President's Cup Regatta in Tampa Saturday men's and wome~'s lightweight fours which iJ of Dramatic Jlrts flF:obert Redford Spene;, Tracy and placed third overall behind Florida took ~lose seconds to Jacksonville University Founded in 1884, the Academy has trained more Institute of Technology and the University of and the University of Tampa, respectively. professional actors than ai:y other school ~r c~llege in Tampa .. The field included :.~:;yresentatives Coach Dennis Kamrad commented that·he America. Academy alumru have won nominations for from 28 teams. was pleased with the team's overall showing, 80 Oscars, 62 Tonys and 95 Emmys. UCF's crew, which has the }tjghest noting that, "It is remarkable for such a percentage of inexperienced oarsmen since young crew to be doing so well. They have a One hundred years the inception of the crew program in 1972, lot of spirit and are improving every day." had impressive showings in all of its events. This weekend the crew team travels to of training actors. The team's performance showed marked Miami to compete against teams from around improvement over last week's loss to FIT in a the world in the Miami International The Academy offers a six-week summer program and a two-year Associate Degree program. You may dual meet for the Keuper Cup. Regatta. receive Academy training in New York or in " California. Knights drop the Bombers AUDITIONS IN MIAMI MAY12 For an application and further infonnation call by Kathy Johnson when shortstop Odie Koehnke pitcher Doug Duell walked THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF DRAMATIC ARTS CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE ripped a double to right. Todd Reese . . (2U) 686-0620 Designated Hitter Todd Kevin Bass came on in the 120 Madison AYenue, New York, NY 10016 Cfeavon Little John fames Reese scored off a ground out ninth in relief of Manion. Eight straight. from right fielder Jose Soto Mike Middaugh was handed 1------=------­ The. UCF baseball team before McHugh hit his ho~er the loss after he allowed eight downed yet another foe which rounded out the five earned runs in two innings. Monday night to account for run inning. For the year, the Knights their eighth victory in the UCF scored three -more have been led by second past week and a half. The runs in the third which put baseman Miller. Miller is Knights toppled Ithaca (1-2), the Knights out of reach of hitting at a .340 clip and is 12·3. Ithaca. Reese hit his first tied for the team lead in runs DO YOU WANT -TO Scott McHugh slammed his home run of the season which scored with 21. McHugh sixth home run of the season drove in Bobby Miller. Brian leads the Knights in in the second· inning. to drive Riggin then walked, stole - homeruns with 6, and in EARN MORE CASH? in three runs, and Russ second, and scored by beating RBI's with 27. Manion pitched eight innings right fielder TJ Gambe's As for pitchers, Tommy of eight ·hit ball to keep the throw to the plate off of Novak has compiled a 4-2 Knights . winning streak McHugh's single. record on the mound this intact. The fourth and fifth innings year. He also has a 3.31 The Knights went through were scoreless for the two earned run average and has the order in the second with teams. The Knights scored struck out 33 batters in 49 four hits and three basees-on for the final time in the.game innings, while racking up four balls which eventually broke in the sixth. John Motsinger complete games. the first inning tie of 1-1. reached base off an error from Rich Polak has appeared in Vince Zawaski singled to center fielder Steve Graham. relief seven times for UCF, left and eventually scored He later scored after Ithaca and has compiled three saves.

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~ . by Scott Wallin touched for six base hits, but CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE hurt themselves with eight walks. The on~~ bright spot The UCF baseball team Bergman ~aw about the (15-6) stretched their winning game, besides Polak's pit­ streak to nine games by dous­ ching, was that his team ing the Liberty Flames Tues­ could still win with a far from day night 5-4. par performance. The Knights held off an "That's the sign of a good eighth inning bases loaded team when you can do that," threat with one out behind he said. "That's the most im­ the pitching of Rich Polak. portant thing to me.'' Polak, who entered the game The Knights produced ten for Jeff Colton, got Flame base hits, led by John Mots­ Mike Tatum to hit into a dou­ inger and Todd Reese with ble play to end the inning. two apiece. Bobby Miller Polak put out the Flames in knocked in two runs to lead the ninth to record his fourth UCF. save of the year. The game remained tied at "We were just lucky to get 2-2 until the bottom of the out of this one alive," Coach fourth inning when. UCF Jay Bergman said. ''It was reached home for two runs. our worst game of the Mark Maloney and Motsinger streak." led off with back to back Lamar Chandler (2-0) went singles, followed by Vince 6 2-3 innings for the win, Zawaski with a walk. Bobby _l\_'1ark Fischer/Central Florida Future while fanning six batters. Miller scored Maloney with a Vince Zawaski slides into second base well ahead of the errant throw. The Knights have Knights hurlers were only groundout to the shortstop. won nine straight games. UCF hurler Neuner headed is a gem for nationals by Scott Broden unseeded competitor, yet he by Marc Deltchman CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE still is confident in his CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE chances at placing at the tournament. "I just know j Paul Neuner, UCF's 190 that I can do well because The highly ranked Michigan Wolverine pound class wrestler and All­ I've done well at the same baseball team strolled on to the UCF baseball American hopeful, stands out level of competition," said diamond with all the pomp and pageantry as a tragic hero. Neuner. that a Big Ten school embodies. They were in This is because the The top five place winners town to face the undaunted UCF Knights. wrestling team will be for Neuner's weight class are Michigan, well rested after a long road trip, abandoned at the end of this back. Neuner has not faced ' would start their top pitcher. UCF coach Jay season unless money can be any of those wrestlers before, Bergman countered with his ace pitcher, raised to save the program. In but he did beat wrestlers that Tommy N ova.k. The setting is staged and the this dilemma, it has been the beat some of these same top _. game begins. After nine innings of baseball, outstanding efforts of the five seeds at the Eastern Novak is still penciled in the UCF starting individual athletes and Regionals wrestling lineup. The scoreboard reads, "UCF 8 coaches that have stood out, tournament. Michigan 5." and the individual that Neuner also has beaten Tommy Novak has certainly come along stands out the most for UCF three of the seeded favorites way with his early aspirations of becoming a is Paul Neuner. in the heavyweight class, as pro ballplayer. Like many six-year-olds never would have believed that in nearly 15 Neuner will strive for a he used to compete at that watching their first baseball game, Novak years, he would be within one step to his championship · and All­ weight. Neuner said that he was awed by the spectacle of stardom. He ultimate goal. Meet 21 year old Tommy American honors at the dropped down to the 190 dreamed himself into the shoes of a major Novak, UCF's ace on the hill. NCAA national wrestling pound class because that leaguer. From this early tender age, he knew The six-foot-two, 195 pound senior from · tournament at the University weight class would give him a > that baseball had to be a part of his life. For of Iowa. what started as a dream to little Tommy, he SEE NOVAK, PAGE 12 Neuner is _competing as an SEE NEUNER, PAGE 11 A fan's guide to the upcoming NCAA tournament . . , This Thursday and Friday could be days of some competition, but not enough. confusion for the average college basketball fan. Bradley· UTEP The regular college season has been completed and ESPN - 4:30 p.m. ,. 64 teams will now be in the running for the top spot This is the first of that rarity known as a well­ in the NCAA tournament. matched first round game. Bradley compiled an If you are a basketball fan that can not get impressive winning streak during the season and is enough of watching games, the next two days will a good team. The question remains, though, how " be heaven, as CBS and ESPN will be televising 13 good are they? University of Texas-El Paso has games over 48 hours, not to mention the tape members of the Celtics before the game, watch for long been a force in the Western Athletic replays ESPN will show in the morning. Duke's execution on the court as they advance to Conference, and this year has been no exception. , To make things easier, here is a guide for the next the second round. This is definitely one of _the top games of the day as two ·days. Remember, it is not healthy to stay in Kansas-N.C. A&T far as even competition goes. front of the TV for more than 12 hours at a time. ESPN - 2:30 p. m. Georgetown-Texas Tech Duke-Mississippi Valley This is another chance to se~ Danny Manning in ESPN - 7:00 p.m. ESPN - 12:00 p.m. action. However, one of the most unnoticed players Hey, look at this. A Georgetown tourney team This game gives the fan another chance to see in the NCAA also plays in Kansas and goes by the without Patrick Ewing. When is the last time you one of the top teams in the nation--perhaps the best name of Ron Kellogg. Anyway, Kansas will remember seeing that'! Gerogetown's defense is not team in the nation in Duke. The Blue Devils are on probably be in the top four before the tournament as stifiling as in the past, but it should be enough to a roll, and Mississippi Valley prob.ably wishes it is over, so this game will not be a real test of their win this game. Texas Tech upset Texas A&M to could play anyone else but Duke. To Mississippi abilities. get in the tourney, but this should be where the Valley, this game is comparable to going to the For those of the uneducated, North Carolina upsets stop for the Red Raiders. school prom with your Mother, because you're ·a A&T has dominated the Mid-Eastern Athletic loser before you start. Conference for a couple of years, and that is about Unless Mississippi Valley is able to draft the highlight of their season. They will provide SEE EVENT, PAGE 15 • The entertainment and feature supplement of~he Central Florida Fbture

he hotel room extended; then the hand was began, almost automatically, absolutely to grope around. silent. The "My glasses... uuh, where toilet wasn't are they? l...uugh." flushing, the Another mad dash. The voices were second one was up. The stilled, the · second one was Thomas boom box's batteries were Fitzgerald Sennett, esq. finally exhausted. The party, "Oh, wow, I guess I have as they say, was over. a hangover. I think I do. TIME: 7:13 a.m. Thinking might be a On the couch was a body. mistake, though. I think the On the bed was another room is going at 30 rpm. body, and another on the · Whose room is this, anyway? closet floor. And in the Let's see. Is it the one the bathtub. There were four. brothers got? No, because Out the window, the first I'm sure they'd be here. rays of the sun were Calculate, Tom. Use the streaming over Daytona force of sheer logic and force (World's most famous)· your will to cooperate. Beach. "While you're at it, you Spring Break, as they say, might want to figure out was sprung. why you only have on a bra • TIME: 7:22 a.m. and panties... "Oh, my god.... I think my "Oh, god I remember. head·' s going to explode. This is where the brothers I... ugh... ') kicked me out of the car. The first one had just They sure know how to have woke up (after a fashion) She fun. It. was a neat idea to made a dash for the steal all my clothes and put bathroom. that miniskirt on me. I'm The silence had definitely glad I'm pledging Sigma been broken. Candi had Epsilon Chi. I hope I survive returned to the land of the it... as Luke Skywalker's living. · mind fades to black... " " ... Ohmigod, what a party. TIME: 8:43 a.m. Straw-nana daquiris, yum. I "Ooh, this place is really don't even remember the chill, man.'' last... oh, half of it or so. Wait From the depths of the a minute, this towel says bathtub came a voice. The Quality Inn. The party I third one was up, and soon went to was in the Holiday to get... Inn. 1 'm staying in the ... upper. Quality Inn. Did I bring this Fro~ his pocket he pulled • towel?... ! don't think so. And a baggie containing dozens this isn't my room, because of brightly colored little it's to() low. My room is on "friends." He fished one out. • the... 17th fl,oor. Oh, well, I "Oh, baby, come to papa." guess I went to another Ricky "Dregs" Zamboni, party then. And I didn't citizen of the beach, was even know. Cool! ready to face the world. "What day is it? I haven't "This hotel room is the foggiest... ] could call certainly bett'?r than sleeping room service or something on the beach. Man, I love and ask. I dunno ... ! guess I Spring Break!-These little should be back before punks throw great parties, cheerleading starts again. and they don't really care "Last night was a blast - who crashes them. Free food, and a half. I know we went free booze, and a nice to Penrod's ... Cyndi couldn't bathtub to crash in when get in. Ooh, she got soo you feel the need. All this pissed. I couldn't believe it A geek. An ·airhead ..A beach bu·m. right next to the wickedest . when she kicked the waves... wel~ near some bouncer... and he was cute, waves. too. .A member of the Moral Majority. "Oh, well, let's check out "Is this my hotel, even. I the suite, here. Welt basic think Veronica has the car, standard stuff. Geek in the so if it's not I guess I have a What do these people have in c9rn­ bathtub and. .. well, well, wel! problem. I'll get back What have we here? A lovely somehow. I'm still on the chick on the fl,oor. Oh, well, beach, though. That's a mon, . and what are they doing in best let sleeping dolls lie, definite plus... heh, heh. Let's see what's on "I think I'll go back to MTV." sleep." this beachside hotel room at this TIME: 9:20 a.m. TIME: 8:09 a.m. The huddled mass on the The hand hanging out of bed stirred. A touseled head the 'closet moved. The :== . hour ~ of the morning'?~- . fingers· curl_ed, then __ . ~--~- -::...· ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------~~--~;.;-;.;~~~~~~ SEE SPRING; PAGE 2

Volume 2 Number 26 March 13, 1986

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WE.LL l-ISA 1 NOvJ iMA'T SOLIS •CLASSICAL GUITAR Ya.JI\. META t/\ ~AS Richard Provost will be appearing in the UCF 'fUL\..Y NORMAl..l'Z. £0 TO music rehearsal hall March 14 at 8 p.m. He will present a program of classical guitar in· OU~ HUMBLE DIMf-NSION, eluding works by Da Murzia, Corbetta, Sanz, ~OU HAVI: 'GUT O~ D~ - and Guiliana. Admission is $3 for UCF c.asaoN 'TO MAKE 151:.- students. FoRE. WE WAAP UP •SIMPLE MINDS Simple Minds will be playing with opening act The Call at Curtis Hixon Convention Center in Tampa Wednesday. March 26. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $14.50 general admission, and available at all Select­ s-Seat outlets and at the box office.

•CHUCK MANGIONE Legendary jazz musician Chuck Mangione will be appearing Sunday, March 23, at 8 p.m. The performance will be in the Tupperware Auditorium in Orlando. Tickets are $14 reserved seating and available at all Select-s­ Seat outlets and the auditorium box office.

•Pl.Al'I ~ New wave band Pinn 9 will be appearing Matl'b lR at Faith in Physics.

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Harkening back to good ol' days SPRING • FROM PAGE 1 when a bar Was a bar was a bar • poked out of the covers, and t~o eyes blinked and widened. Just as quickly, the covers flipped back up and the mass by Steve Koski re-huddled. . . Lucretia Marie Smith, late of Brigham Young Uruvers1- Today we are going to visit a friend of ty had to think fast. mine. His name is Wally. ;'Oh my God, there's a. .. thing i~ my roo1:1' an~ it's wat­ Can you say "inexpensive intoxication?" · ching TV! What... how did he get m here! I m going to call Oh. Well, you won't be able to for long. the manager! or the police! or something! I can't even get And remember, children, we are just barely Baf Exam out of bed! I'm onlv wearing my nightgown! _ old enough to handle the "responsibility" of "I can't just let that thing take over my room. If I reach drinking, so don't drink and drive; wait until nightspots. No indeed; Wally's ta~es pride in over to the closet, I can get my robe. Then I can throw that you get older and more responsible before serving drinks where the liquor can be slime out, or have him arrested or something... " you do that. strongly tasted and even felt. "AAAAGGG HHH! ! l" Wally's {Mills Ave. Liquor) is located about As the night wore on I began to notice that ''AAAAGGGHHH!!!'' a half mile north of Highway 50 on Mills. the wallpaper was beginning to break out in­ Just look for the neon sign LIQUOR BAR "What are you doing in my closet?!" to some kind· of uninhibited Roman orgy. "Who are you, um.. Ma'am?" • with selected. letters burned out. Can't miss There was no extra charge for this. it. "What are you doing on my floor?!" Time for munchies from Wally's Unique "Oh, hi, my name is Candi and... " Note: this is a BAR. There's no plastic Audible Menu. Actually, the only solid food­ techno-pop music and awesome light show "TURN OFF THAT SINFUL MTV! What are all of yol1 type article served was the incomprehensibl~ doing in my room?'' here. On a shelf there's a 19·i~ch TV, but it miracle known as Jiffy-Pop popcorn. The ex­ A round of blank stares. won't be playing any of your favorite ceptional swelling high we got from gazing in videos ... and there's no valet parking. · "WELL, GET OUT RIGHT NOW! awe at the beautifully rising aluminum dome They left. As I entered the establishment through was quite enough to compensate for any lack what appeared to be the back entrance, I was of selection. And by that time, I would have "Gyad, what was her problem? Well, I'm off to catch amazed to see how tiny, yet cozy the BAR ac­ sent out for some SAGA take-outs ... We some waves. Ciao!" and alone, the "Dregger" disappeared tually was. Complementing this friendly didn't complain much by that time of the into the sunrise. neighborhood atmosphere was the psuedo­ evening anyway. The two left stood in the corridor. l psychedelic wallpaper depicting unclothed Finally, with our expense account depleted, "Let's hit the beach." females of various hair colors; hence the name we stuffed our pockets with some popcorn "Oh. Okay." Wally's. • I and wandered aimlessly out into the mutated They knew spring was out there. Oh yeah, there's no dress code either. I wasteland of Orlando. We found the car lodg­ Somewhere. After absorbing the feel of the place, we ed between a dumpster and a derelict who mosied over to the rectangular bar and slid asked us if we had any spare change. My • onto the nearest bar stools. Armed with a partner felt so bad for the guy that he began pocket full of change, we prepared for an all­ to sign the car over to him. Luckily, I was in out blitzkrieg on the 90 percent of our brains control of myself and 'offered the swine two we don't use. handfuls of half-popg.ed kernels. He smiled. I My first assault consisted of a heavily arm­ did, too, as we both shared this powerful ,;... ~· Con£etti ed Seven-and-seven, while my drinking part­ realization. You see, that's all he wanted; just ner was confronted by a knife-wielding gin I\ r~ !\ ~ : lukl'r jl'H c;lid, a handful of kernels. Nothing fancy, just l·: d ii11t and tonic. Total cost: around two and a half enough to do the trick. · \11 l>in ·c 101 bucks. It must be noted at this point that After all, isn't that all we want, in the end? these are not the ordinary drinks that can be ' ,,,,, ,,. ,, p11l11t,111 .. 11~, I J,, ( f ''''·" //,,,,,/,,, ,, , ,,,, ,111111·11 1 lll"'"P· lfH'I "' 1111' l l il\l"l ... U\ 111 I 1·11f1.il I l1•111 .. 1 "w111I .ill , ,,, 1c •,pttru1•·11 11· l11 ( ,,,,,, 111 -,-,,. ( , ,,,,,,/ / /,,, if, / u1 , p ') 1\ ,, ~~ fHIU l ltl\ ,. , " And on that uplifting note, we began our 1 1 111 1 1 1 found at many of Orlando's favorite trek back to our beloved East Side. ul ( 11111 .d I l1111 d.1 ( hl.111d11 I l1111d,1 \l'-.Jf1 • Confetti, March .6, 1986, 3 · The Dollar Saver Cards Are Here

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'¥'*'- "'F a Sponsored- ·by University of central Florida Student Government------Expires 2-28-87 ·: Must be presented before ordering. Not valid on Special or Sale prices. t ~.. ·1";.., "I · '.~.. ·-- ~' ------••a~.t~~.;mmi------· 4, Confetti, March 6, 1986 Woodsy Owl says Music's still what matters Give a hoot. for Clean Air Ride a Bike Don't pollute. Tuned engines ... to the legendary Mangione less air pollution. ·by Don Wittekind THE FIVE PRIMARY On the outside, Chuck Mangione appears to be a CAUSES OF HAPPY typical musician. So, Chuck, how's the new HOURS AT record? "I love it," he says, "It's the best thing I've ever done.'' Uh huh. Ask a stupid ques­ tion, get a stupid answer. So ... what would you say the tone of this one is? ''Well," he says, thinking for a minute this time, ''If you 1. HAPPY HOUR NIGHTLY FROM take all of the best ingre­ dients from all of my other 4:00 TO CLOSE. albums and put them 2. DJ. EVERY NIGHT FROM 9:00 together, this album is what ·TO CLOSE. you get.'' OK, Chuck obviously got 3. GOOD FOOD AT GOOD PRICES. an 'A' in ,public relations. 4. A REFRESHING AND LIGHT Let's take a look at his track Chuck Mangione will be appearing at the Tupper­ ATMOSPHERE, EASY TO RELAX record. ware Auditorium Sqnday, March 23 at 8 p.m. AND UNWIND IN. In 197 5 Mangione recorded I

1 5. LIVE ENTERTAINMENT · CHAZ MIKELL an album titled Bellavia, "typical" musician quickly Tonight For Me, is 1scheduled which netted him a Grammy. fade. But really, can this for an early April release but THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND . In 1978 he released Children album be that much better Mangione points out that he SATURDAY FROM 9:00 TO CLOSE of Sanchez and the record in­ than the rest? will be performing ',many of dustry released ·another Chuck thinks so. the new songs when he comes HOURS · Grammy. More recently, in "This album will touch to the Tupperware 1980 Mangione pulled in an everybody," he said, "The au­ Auditorium on March 23. MON.-THURS. 11 A.M. - 1 2 P.M. Emmy for Give it All You dience appeal will be very The new album includes FRl.-SAT. 11 A.M. - 2 A.M . wide.'' . Got, the theme he wrote for eight new releases, seven of SUN. . Noon - 6 P.M. the Lake Placid Winter Olym­ A wide range of listeners is which Mangione had a hand . • , pics. The other Grammy and definately a trademark of the in writing. A couple of titles Emmy nominations are too jazz horn player, but just who from the record are '' Macchu .. numerous to list. does Mangione aim his music Picchu," which is a result of LOCATED IN FASHION SQUARE MALL , Mangione is definitely a at? "I never aim at anybody. Mangione' s friendship with BETWEEN BURDINE'S AND ROBINSON'S man to be taken seriously and I j.ust write and hope singer/actress Shirley Mc- ·with a record like that, any somebody likes it," he said. 898-6041 thoughts of his being a The new album, Save SEE CHUCK, PAGE 8

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UCF SPRING BREAK - MARCH 15-23 1986 *rhe Centntl Florida future I (' . - . '

I (J Spring Break mecca open for business by Greg Hines

Where are the boys? If you keep up on your vintage movies, you know the answer already. If you don't, you can take a pretty educated guess. In spring, a young student's fancy turns to thoughts of Break, and what better spot than the site of the classic movie "Where the Boys Are" that Fort Lauderdale? · Thousands of students will be entic­ ed south by the barrage of Fort Lauderdale's advertising of cultural activities. The Broward County Museum of Archeology is always a favorite pastime of vacationing students from the midwest. For many, this will be their first venture to the city that is synonymous with Spring Break. The city has numerous events planned, but most are geared for large groups where scho9l will be pitted against school in various competition. Smaller groups can partake in many of the special events such as the Art in the Sun Festival, or the Las Olas Art Festival. If the out of towners are unable to ·find the art festivals, they can always venture along the strip and take in the graffiti that has been painted on "The Wall" by students of the Art In­ stitute. The wall has been an ·issue of con­ troversy since its construction. In at­ tempt to clean up the city, the wall has worsened the flow of traffic on Cour1t·s~ ol th!' Miami Herald AIA which has been compared to skin and painted-on clothes. Of course strip. Within six weeks one hotdog youths living it up, doing things they rush hour Manhattan. the fact that these students are salesman can make enough to vaca­ wouldn't normally. She has seen But the wall offers pedestrians thousands of miles away from home tion the rest of the year. many females experience their first security against traffic as it adds to and Mom's and Dad's rule could not Well-established businesses also wet t-shirt contest and noted their the already popular nightlife of Fort be a reason for their actions. reap the benefits of the funseekers. amazement and embarrasement when Lauderdale. "Girls just aren't safe," said Diane, Cover eharges tend to rise ever so they realize what the contest really is. For years the beach-front city has a Fort Lauderdale resident. slightly, like a meager fifty percent. ''After a couple beers they can be attracted snowbound college kids "I was driving with some friends on But the benefits to the customers are talked into anything. Sometimes they because of its reputation of fun and AIA when a guy reached into my car, immeasurable. More music and more really get into it and start shredding carefree living. This has created two grabbed at one of my friends and pull­ ice per drink. their clothes.'' traditions in Fort Lauderdale: drink­ ed her out of the car.'' No word on the Even the city gets a part of the ac­ Not everyone cares to make a profit ing outside by da.y and drinking in- friend's ultimate fate. tion. Municipal parking prices rise from Spring Break nor do they care to side by night. - A lot happens when the snow-birds from the normal three dollars to six stay for the excitement. These are With all the past amatory antics of . flock to Fort Lauderdale. As with all dollars. usually the older, wealthier genera­ the visiting students, some of the tourists, students are labelled ''Florida residents should get some tions who move away from the full locals call Spring Break a veritable "money-bags" and the entire city is type of discount,'' said Diane. life. meat market for both men and ready to tear them open. Although she dislikes the price in­ The po~ce would love to leave. but women. Understandably so. It could Vending stands begin to sprout up creases, Diane and her mends enjoy SEE FORT, PAGE- ·s be no other wa~, with all the_ ~xposed all over the beach and along the main ·watching the antics of the snow skin , Fun and sun is a painful com biriation for skin

\ . ." ' by Mildred Bedford dent acquired a burn that still scars her back. "All I did was lay on a float on my Aah ... the beach. It's one of the main stomach, out in the water," she said. "I did reasons there even is a Spring Break. that for about four hours total. The next day However, like most good things, the beach I started to blister, and I ·ended up in the can be your enemy as well. Students should emergency room because I couldn't stand the take care not to get "burned." pain." She wore bandages on parts of her Sure, everybody's had a sunburn; they rank back and her face for a week, until the right up there with tans as symbols of wounds caused by the blisters began to heal. prestige. The sooner you can get one, the bet­ "I couldn't go to school. I could barely ter off you are, right? .stand to wear an old, over-sized T-shirt. Wrong. Ignoring the fact that the sun ages Anything els.e was out of the question," she your skin phenomenally, (and most college said. students do) the average student is still faced This tale carries another moral: being in the with the immediate dangers of sunburn. water does not keep you from getting burned. There can be intense pain. Not the mild · In fact, the effects are quite the opposite. The stinging and heat from a moderate burn, but water reflects the rays right back on you. It ? the searing agony that can accompany a t~ures about a third less time to get cooked in ' second-degree or worse case of sun. Yes, it is possible. In less than a day, one young stu- SEE SUN. PAGE 8 (' ' 1 r , . t I • I ... 6, Confetti, March 6, 1986 ··· ' · Every Tuesday Night is Stuck in Orlando? There's· STODE"T ttlTE more to do than you know s1 Admission (with student I.D.) by_Kris Feliciano ter thing to do over Spring Break than Conway lallill!IU!A ~ ~~ ~@JJJaJAJlt•f~l~ial. study-even in Orlando. Conway Plaza • 4446 Cuny Ford Rd., Orlando, ~ 32806 • 305/282-3456 It's Spring Break, surf's up, love is in the For recreation, there's ballooning. Yes, air, now is the time for all good college that's right. Balloons by Terry and Rise and [ IRON EAGLE I students to come to the aid of their fellow Float are only two of the area balloon com­ • party animals, etc., etc. Vast expanses of soft panies. One area company even offers cham­ white beaches await the exodus of college pagne flights "for lovers only." Ooo la la! students who, for all their differences, have at however, these flights of fancy can be a bit least on thing in common- they can aJi af­ pricy. To bring you down to earth, may we • ford to be there. suggest... canoing? But for those who have tyrants for bosse.s A good eight-mile trip down the Wekiwa and have to work or for those whose bank ac­ River can do a lot for the old sense of reality. count vaguely resembles ·an empty set, it's You can also rent Gheenoes, a new variation 0-town bound. Surely this is a fate worse on the canoe that can go everywhere a canoe than death. goes, while the motor does all the work. , Staying in Orlando might mean actually If that's not enough "outdoors" for you, having the time to finish that term paper or you can go horseback riding. What, you say? read those chapters-is there no god? You don't have a horse Well, you can rent Before taking such extreme measures, one one. Many area stables either rent horses or must be certain that all the possibilities have been explored. Happily, there are much bet- SEE ORLANDO, PAG~ 7

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H~lP bring the world together. ORLANDO Host an exchange stuaent FROM PAGE 6 '" give lessons. True, the horses know the trails so well, it wouldn't matter if there was a rider guiding them or not. A Very Good Reason To After a day of close en­ counters of the equine kind, Come To The R~ck- you can go skating. Not roller skating, that's kid stuff. Ice Me skating. So what if voluntari­ ly subjecting oneself to temperatures of 40 degrees is You know Prudential. The~ Rock. Now l"d like the antithesis of what Spring you to get to know me. As the new Prudential Break is all about? Do it agent 1n your area. I am trained to offer you anyway! Orlando Ice Skating professional service !L·· virtually all your Palace provides a little bit of insurance needs . . Life. r't::alth. Auto and home for transplants from up Homeowners. North. Of course, we are college And rm b::icked up by the vast resources of students. We are supposed to the largest insurance company in the be nominally interested in country-Prudential. matters cultural. Besides So if personal. professional service is which, cultural events are important to you . contact me. rm now here generally cheaper. to help. If opera is your thing, you're in luck. Famed diva Roberta Peters will be appear­ Kevin P. Connell Orlando, Florida 32809 ing in Noel Coward's opera District Agent and Office: (305) 857-1371 "Bittersweet," in Bob · Carr Registered Representative Residence: (305) 275-3049 Auditorium March 21-23. For ENTERPRISE 1701 theater buffs, the Tropical THE SOUTH'S LARGEST SOURCE FOR COMICS c 1964 The Pruden11a1 Theater is performing the FANTASY & WAR GAMING. SCIENCE FICTION. & BLOOM CO . Insurance Company comedy "Baby with the The Prudential of America. Bathwater" through March 2814 Corrine Drive • 1 M1. E. of Base • 896-1701 @iiil.._... Newark. NJ , . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~L_~l-======~122.During the day, there's nothing like visiting art galleries to make you feel righteous. Some of the best are in Winter ParV. The Morse Gallery of Art features stained glass by Louis Com­ fort Tiffany, and other ex­ amples of late 19th and 20th century art. Student admis­ sion is only a dollar. Other galleries worth checking out include Texann Ivy Fine Arts Gallery, Galleries Interna­ tional, and Goff Galleries, which features original graphic art. Of course the best place to go for art is a museum. Loch Haven Park offers culture in many forms, inch~ding the Loch Haven Art Museum. Also included in the park are the Orange County Historical Museum, which provides a real blast from the past, and the Orlando Science Center, which is home to the John Young Planetarium. Which is in turn home to the series of Cosmic concerts, which will be featuring The Doors dur­ ing Spring Break. If you get sick of all that culture, what to do? Well, just remember that hard-and­ fast rule still holds true in Own Your Own! Orlando. When the going gets tough... 2Bed/2Bath Townhomes 1.2 Miles south of campus Alafaya Trail. The tough go shopping! There are lots of places Become Your Own Landlord besides malls to go to spend Many smart UCF students who money. Some of the best are: own their own apartments have Eleganza Boutique: Time roommates to help share ex­ $399/fP~I* for some serious shopping. I Everything in this shop came ·1 penses. Co~e and see why and I how the parents of these No closing costs. from Europe. students have chosen to buy a Halstan Auction Gallery: Watch as the "richies" townhome for their sons and squander thousands on· such 1 daughters. It's a good deal for trifles as crystal, Oriental l everyone and you'll want one rugs, and jewelry. The trick ·l too! here is not to buy anything, but look as though you might Furnished model open daily while enjoying the free enter­ Mon-Sat, lOAM - 6PM. tainment and refreshments. Sun l 2noon - 6PM. Antique Row: located on Ivanhoe Boulevard, Antique 282-43-~3 Row houses some very in­ triguing little shops whose trinkets more than speak for themselves. The Pink Flam­ ingo, a vintage clothing shop, can also be found here. It's a Sale price $52,400, $2700 down. $49,700 mortgage 9.0% A.R.M., plus or minus 2% annual Cap, lifetime cap 14 3/4%. great place to get fedoras or Adjusted to 1-year T-Bill. A.P.R. 11.5% real horn-rimmed g~~sses: . 8, Con!.etti, March 6, 1986

CHUCK Eal-In Fresh ·FROM PAGE 4, Or Made QUJR~U $tR~~t Take-Out Salads Claine, and "T.J.'s Ginger­ ~tAttO~_ ,·:., -... bread House" which was in­ spired by a real life ginger­ µ ( ' . bread house restauraunt that Goldenrod Groves Mangione visited. Shopping Center "And I'll be playing the old Winter Park WINGWALKER? ,~~ stuff too," he said, "They'll . ,~ .r._ _..__ ,- be things from (Children of) 4270 S.R. 426 OR HOW ABOUT A:= - Sanchez, Feels So Good, and HOURS (305) 678-8113 Land of Make Believe.'' 9.9 BLACKJACK Another thing that Mangione fans should note is Mon-Sat ALL MEATS CUT that Chuck will be playing 12·7 Sun FRESH TO ORDER DEALER? with an almost all-new band. JOIN TllE CSS "(j()OI> Tll\IE (iANIN(i /\H >NEY AND llA \'EH IN TOO. group are reedman Chris· <;HEAT AT/\I< >Sl'I ll:RE. WONDEIU:l 11. l'E< H'U'. Vadala, who has been with AND< ;001> Tl/\11'.S . Mangione for nine . years, A VAHIFTY OF POSITIONS AHE A\'All.ABl.E \'flTll bassist Gordon Johnson, and ARE YOU READY n.1:xm1.1 : llOl IHS TO \'fORK AIU.Jl 1Nl) YOl llt Bl ISY • Gordon Sheard on keyboards. COUHiE SCI IEDl 11.E. Joining for the tour are drum­ mer Joe Bonnidio, guitarists FOR THE HUNT? Receptionist Blackjack Dealers Mark Menetta and Rob Advertlsfoo, Marketing and Communication Guest Service Hosts Gift Shop Personnel Mathes and percussionist Bil­ students o~ jump on the rest of the pack Hostesses Cheyenne Cloggers ly Martin. Learn all about Radio! It's still Cocktail Waitresses Can Can Dancers red hot!! Experts discuss Ban.Quet Waiters Warehouse Personnel As with any interview, the production, selecting talent and questions eventually ran out market analysis of Orlando. Singing Waiters Utility Persons and I faltered. "Well, that's Busser Custodians about all I have ... Is there Where: Citrus Club (CNA Building, Deli Sandwich Makers anything else you'd like to Downtown) When: Morch 13, 1986 TllE "(iOOD TIME GANG'' WANTS YOU! add?" 6-7 pm mingle GREATER ~LAf\00 Apply "Just tell people we don't 7-8 pm program at the: Pc:rsonnc:I Tr~iin Car nc:xt to thc: have an opening band,'' he For More Info Call: Pat McFarland STUDENTS $2.50 Chut<:h Strc:c:t Station lkpot. MON.-t:RI. 9 AM - 6 Pl\1. said, "so if you want to see 244-8347 the whole show, show up ear- 1------....1.....--__,______..:______ly."

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the water as out, and water has a definite effect on sunscreens and the like. It washes them off. Sur­ You can use the American Express®Card prise. to buy co~cert tic~ets for your favorite Check the SPF (sun protec­ I groups or airplane tickets for your vaca- Perfiormance, tions. It's the perfect way to pay for all the tion factor) on the bottle. little things, and the big-ticket items, that Everybody knows about the you'll want during college. numbers, and that the higher the number, the better the How to get the Card blockage, right? What they before you graduate. don't realize is that some of Because we believe college is the first ,sign of success, we've made it easier for you to the oils on the market can ac­ get the American Express Card. Graduating tually increase the chances of students can get the Card as soon as th ey being burned. The lowest SPF accept a S10 000 career-oriented job. If is 1, but that implies some. you 're not graduating yet you can protection. Many popular apply for a special sponsored Card. look brands have nonP. at all. fo r student applications on campus. All right, you say, but how Or call l-800-TH E-CARD, and tell them does that increase the chances you want a student application. of a burn? Even if it doesn't The American Express Card. have any protection, that Don't leave school withou t it ~ M doesn't mean it will hurt you, right? That's exactly what it does mean, and it says so • right on the label, though not in so many words. Most labels say something about ''in­ creasing tanning rays. '' Well, friends and neighbors, tann­ ing rays are the same as burn­ ing rays. There is no dif­ • ference. Figure it out. FORT .. FROM PAGE 5

with the influx of alcohol con­ sumers the number of DUI' s increase. Public disturbances are commonplace, especially in the hotel rooms. Often the ~ u only punishment is a repri­ ,.5 -,;. (") c mand, only because of the 11. <'"> E paper work. u0 When it comes to real en g crimes, Fort Lauderdale's ~ police follow the letter. Last ., year the police went under­ ~ II\ *~ cover to stop a particular ~ group of enterprisers. In some t ~ LJJ of the nightclubs, undercover ; police arrested drug dealers preying on the innocent midwestern students. ''Spring break is something you have to live through,' · m. ·ena., · , J h ! . Opirli(J1~~0:1~r~.~}~~~Ii~n~•~1:1~~-=;~=~1j ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~.~;1:~0:~:t~: til~~~•~~f]B~~r ~=:1=m•~:~t=1 ;1m=1~~=:1 A Floridian's guide to getting ready. for Sprin-g Break

Much of this issue is devoted to Spring Break. That time of year when you get your first taste of summer ... or sleep, depending on what your schedule has been like. Being in Florida (we've learned that much since we've been here), we have a tougher time enjoying the atmosphere. One of the truly terrible tragedies of life in Florida is that we have to deal with this sun, fun, etc. all the time. We have a dificult time appreciating how great this state really is.

So to put everybody in the mood, The Central Florida Future's editorial board would like to at­ tempt to put you in the proper mood. · First, close your eyes. Now, think about what it felt like back a couple of years ago. You remember that frozen December? Now, pretend you're riding your bike at about 40 mph with no clothes on in that weather. Don't forget th~ 20 mph headwind. Good, now you've got the idea. If you need extra help, stick your head in the freezer for 15-20 " minutes. If that doesn't work, then you're probably one of those people who has five classes this semester, five midterms, and five midterm papers, and you're sleeping for Spring ~ reak . No matter who you are this Spring Break, have a All for the love' of a .woman safe, healthy and happy one. I was gathering provisions Tuesday night for my See you in a week! pilgrimage to Fort Lauderdale when I came across my buddy Herman L. Cockroach-purveyor of bad tast and peanut butter sandwiches- in the close crooning with some J immy Buffet tunes . "So what are you doing for spring break?" I ... forgive us asked. "Oh," said Herman, "I'm going to go to ff Daytona, drink myself into vegetation and meet airhead?" Suddenly, out of the void, there was life. Or the girl of my dreams." . Herman, taking advantage of his small size and perhaps, a Spring thaw. In either case, The Central I could only answer·that seemingly cliche answer knack for climbing walls, plans to sneak past the Florida Future is being inundated with letters, thus with a simple, "oh really." crowds, bodygaurds and Alan Hunter to reach his .> disproving our preconceived notion that 16,000 "Yeah," he said, "I already got 'er picked out, prize. dead people habitate the UCF campus. too.". I had to do something. Herman was about to "Well of course you do," I said. "She's any sacrifice everything for the sake of woman. My The "letters" section usually brings a small con­ drunk, willing, and well-endowed blonde, 5 feet, 6 god, he might as well be in love. sistent flow of mail, but never before these past two inches tall, with blue eyes." "Herman," I said, "you'd be better off spending weeks has the flow been so big. So forgive us, then, "Naaaaaaah. You don't understand," my six· your spring break catching rays in front of the those of you whose letters are not printed in as legged friend cried. "She's not just any beach Kiosk with a bag of peanut butter sandwiches in timely a fashion as you'd like. It'll take a while bunny. She's special. She's got the most sincere your hand. before we are able to adjust the "letters" section to eyes you ever saw. She ... she's... she's Martha "Come down to Lauderdale with me. You'll accomodate everybody. In the meantime, however, Quinn.'' forget about that dippy Quinn-person and come we shall try to get as wide of variety of letters in My mouth dropped, my heart reached out in down to Earth where you belong." ·' . the section, so that you, our readers, can get a good empathy. My pleas went unheeded. Herman was out the · taste of what everybody's thinking. This bug needs a beer, I thought. door and off for the sands of Daytona with a beer in Keep the letters coming in. This is your He told me about how MTV and their obnoxious every hand. - newspaper, and the forum by which you air your crew of "VJ s" are going to be in Daytona Beach If you're going to Daytona next week and see gripes, debate issues, and get it all said. Only when next week. Martha Quinn, check out her blouse and make sure you speak your mind, or in our. case, write, can you "But Herman, buddy, how will you get past all that blotch on her blouse isn't really a roach with a initiate a change. those crowds and meet America's biggest real big grin on his face ...

• Offering ride service programs that focus on alcohol or • Revamp of add/drop drug awareness on campus. What pr~cess long time coming only coping with problem about spending it on programs that focus on not getting drunk at all? Editor: Editor: We could also toy with the idea that This is in response to the article I am writing in response to the opi­ when our campus newspaper solicits "Revamp of add/drop in works" nion "Stop drunk driving" that ap­ for advertisements, it could focus on which appeared in the March 6 issue ' l ·believe that the administrators peared in the March 4 issue. obtaining ads that do not promote of The Central Florida Future. should consider the time and effort 'happy hours' or reduced drink prices. I totally agree with John Gill and students must make to go through I believe we must "come to grips These type of ads frequently appear Student Government thatadd/drop add/drop and not worry about the ad­ with the realities of drunijriving.'' in our newspaper. days should be assigned in order to ditional work that would be created However, we must come to grips with alleviate long lines. I have never been for their staff. By assigning add/drop the realities of drinking to excess through the add/drop lines, not hours, students would have more first. Offering a'drving service to peo­ Let ~he bars that offer or promote because I did not have any classes to time for the classes they do keep and ple who are drunk is coping with the drinking to excess toy with ~he idea of add or drop but because the long lines not have to skip them for add/drop. problem rather than hitting it head spending some of their profits on of­ were intimidating. I also have a few Students at UCF are not here to on. What about the people who drive fering drunk driving services so our friends who have waited in line for waste time standing in lines, but are when they are high? Should our ac· activity and service money can be two and a half hours only to find that here to get an education. · tivity fees be spent on offering a ser­ spent more wisely. the classes they wanted to add were vice to drive them home also? closed. The long lines and some discouraging words from my friends Perhaps we could toy with the idea have scared me into staying away Lisa Wong of spending our Activity a:nd Service Chuck Hebel from the tedious add/drop. Arts and Sciences fees in a more useful way, such as on Business

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