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ne sunny afternoon in For victims of mockingbird fury, June, Denise Wein- Soon. that finding isn’t so surprising. Type “mockingbird attack” into You- stein was walking Tube and there’s no shortage of evidence Josie, her shaggy, of that instinct. In one 2010 clip, a man in ts | o N te ts Owhite, Maltese shih tzu mix, out- a ball cap paces in his backyard with his side Century Village, the 55-and- hands in his pockets, ducking amusedly when a bird frantically swoops down older South Florida retirement and crashes into his back like a kami- complex where she lives. That’s kaze dozens of times. He wrote that he when the birds attacked. “Two became a “marked man” after he “made birds were swanning down on me the mistake of checking on a mocking- like dive-bombers!” she recalls. bird nest.” In “Angry Bird Attacks Cat

| news | pulp c y | news Miami Brickell,” a mockingbird repeat- “They looked like helicopters.” edly dives down and pecks at an orange The birds, gray with pale bellies, furi- cat’s rib cage until the cat cowers for ously batted their wings at her head. They cover under a parked PT Cruiser. made multiple passes at her neck, swooping Sometimes, the attacks make bigger claws-first from behind. Weinstein, who is news. In 2011, patients at the Gulf Coast 66 but appears much Medical Group Urgent Care Center in Ven- ge | Night+ dA

A younger with her ice, Florida, complained of attacks — one t “LET THEM long, straight, black even had a hole pecked in his shirt — until LAY THEIR hair, dodged and ran wildlife officials roped off the nest. In 2013, to safety. But she even the New York Times reported on a EGGS. LET wondered: What spate of mockingbird attacks at Transmit- PEOPLE AVOID about her much-older ter Park in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Victims THEM. MOST neighbors, many of included a 44-year-old author named Arthur PEOPLE HERE whom use walkers, Henry who heard “a wail, like a battle cry,” COULD USE are deaf, or don’t see before feeling a tap on his head and real- well? “We need to be izing that the bird had drawn blood. The THE EXERCISE freaked out!” she says. birds targeted him again two days later. ANYWAY.” Weinstein soon Just last week, 25-year-old Bianca Mi- began researching jares was jogging in Coral Gables when a and learned that her tormenters were mock- mockingbird bashed her from behind. When | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art ingbirds. She also discovered that such fear- she was attacked the second time, she felt some incidents are not isolated. While shark compelled to warn friends on Facebook. attacks make major news, agitated mocking- “The first time, the bird was flying close birds are a far more common menace, dive- to me,” Mijares remembers. “She got be- bombing pedestrians, pets, and bystanders hind me and did a U-turn and came at my who wander too close to their nests. A recent head.” Days later, “she clawed my arm.” study from the University of Florida found But few places may be less equipped that the birds can even learn to distinguish to deal with birds out for blood than a re- a human target in a crowd, attacking people Shutterstock tirement home full of hobbled seniors. who’ve come near their young ones before. Mockingbirds are generally considered days. On the fifth day, a different student Weinstein, a retired advertising profes- Now Weinstein doesn’t just want the birds helpful to humans because they eat insects would approach the nest. For months, Levey sional who worked as a dancer in New gone from her condo; she’s declared war and the seeds of weeds. The birds, along and his students repeated the experiment. York and then in hotel theatricals in Puerto on the birds, aiming at their highest honor: with their nests and eggs, are protected by In 2009, he published the surprising Rico, moved to Century Village in the west- their designation as Florida’s state bird. the U.S. Migr atory Bird Treaty Act of 1918, results: Mockingbirds were able to dis- ern fringes of Boca Raton after a recent “Run for your life!” Weinstein says. “But which sets fines of up to $15,000 for pos- tinguish the students who’d consistently divorce. She still performs in community

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW unfortunately, people here can’t run — sessing, transporting, or selling them. approached their nests — attacking them theater and teaches chair-exercise classes. New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm they’re going to be knocked down on their But it’s no secret that the more aggressively each day — from the Earlier this year, Weinstein says, resi- walkers. You’re laughing, but I’m a prisoner.” birds are among the most territo- less-threatening or nonthreatening students at Century Village had noticed ten or The northern mockingbird, or Mimus rial on Earth about their nests. dents, even when participants wore differ- 12 birds nesting in hedges and trees near polyglottos, is about ten inches long and com- A few years ago, Doug Levey decided ent clothes each day. It only took about 60 the walkway of her building. No one paid monly found in both urban and rural areas to try to find out just how territorial. The seconds of exposure for mockingbirds to be much mind — until the bird assaults started.

XX, 2012 XX, along the Eastern Seaboard and across the biologist specializes in the evolutionary able to pick an individual from a crowd. “They started naturally attacking residents — 12, 2015 12, southern United States. It can sing at least ecology of migrant birds. (He’s also incred- “It’s a very, very basic instinct of all these elderly people, little old ladies in their

ONTH 39 songs and imitate sounds as varied as ibly knowledgeable about bird sex. “Birds animals,” Levey says of the mockingbird’s 80s,” Weinstein says. “When I was a victim ugust police sirens or kittens meowing — hence don’t have penises,” he explains gravely, nest protection. “It’s risky for any bird to also, I thought, ‘This could be serious.’ ”

6-A the name “mockingbird.” Back in 1927, noting how sperm instead moves through attack a human or a cat. The only reason Residents began cowering indoors, she XX–M Florida legislators were so charmed by the a “cloacal kiss” between the genders.) to do it — and this is really important — is says. After her sixth attack, Weinstein says

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M music has delighted the heart of residents bird nests, he gave one poor graduate student risk for, and the only thing that meets that ing to go out in the daytime. I would go out and visitors to Florida from the days of the — an “intruder” — the task of standing near criterion are eggs and young. For sure, if maybe around 5:30. I was so afraid.” The rugged pioneer to the present comer” — that the nest for 15 seconds, then touching the rim they are attacking people, it is because birds seemed to wait for her. They lurked they made mockingbirds the state bird. of the nest for 15 seconds, on four straight they have young fledges hiding nearby.” on signposts, on the balcony near her 4 4 browardpalmbeach.com door, and, most inconveniently of all, close browardpalmbeach.com to the elevator, forcing infirm residents to take the stairs. “Wherever they could be to intimidate, they were,” she says. Weinstein’s neighbor, 69-year-old Su- san Mintz, witnessed the attacks when residents walked to their cars or checked the mail. “They can be vicious. They can go for an eye,” she says. “They like to attack people, and they come out of no- where. I carry a large flyswatter with me.” | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC She estimates that at least ten people in | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | the complex have been dive-bombed. Weinstein says that in her case, an of- fending bird waited on the fourth-floor railing by her unit. She went out to dump her garbage but was afraid to take her eye off of her nemesis. “I was walking in re- verse like somebody had a gun to me. I was afraid if I turned around, I’d get a zoom in the back of my head and neck,” she says. Residents soon began to feel like characters in Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. Weinstein isn’t taking the threat pas- sively, though. First, she alerted WPTV Channel 5 of the avian threat, getting a segment on the evening news. Then she began pestering Century Village to move the nests. But Weinstein says the president of her homeowners’ association told her he was powerless because of the creatures’ protected status. (No one responded to a message New Times left at Century Village asking for comment.) Then, the senior citizens went nuclear, campaigning to take away the state honor as Florida’s official bird. Stuart Reben of Coconut Creek, a friend of Weinstein’s who helped research the birds, argues that it’s “not appropriate” to honor a vicious animal and points out that four other states — Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, and Texas — also claim the mockingbird. He recently got a letter published in the Sun Sentinel declaring that the mockingbird was “not true to Florida’s peaceful image.” NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH The next step will be a push to state NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH legislators. Reben suggests the fla- mingo as a suitable replacement bird. Not everyone is onboard. Mintz says she “doesn’t care one way or the other” about which is the state bird and says the creatures are just “doing their thing. Let them lay their eggs. Let people avoid them. Most people here could use the exercise anyway.” Levey agrees. If residents avoid the nesting area, they should be fine, he says, and nesting season will soon end anyway. The attacks “might seem threatening” but are mostly harmless. “[It] is startling; it’s alarming — and that’s exactly what the birds want,” he says. “Every time they do it, people walk away.” But Weinstein isn’t so easily placated. Whenever the mockingbirds move on M ONTH A

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FEMALE COMEDIANS BATTLE HECKLERS AND MACHISMO TO ts | o N te ts t’s Friday night in downtown Miami, and a dozen The disinterested crowd may be typical of Miami’s often- New York and South Florida. “Audiences here like to go out people chat and glance over menus inside a dark Pe- sleepy comedy scene, but in another way, tonight’s show is all and have fun, but a high-energy kind of fun. It’s hard to get ruvian restaurant while a pair of bartenders stand idly too rare: Gelin and Winter are among the five women in an all- their attention.” behind a long, mostly empty bar. Then Dom Gelin hops female lineup. In South Florida’s machismo-soaked comedy Yet Winter, Gelin, and their crew all live for comedy. They onto a small stage near the back of the room. The short scene, it’s an occurrence that’s finally becoming more regular. need it. Night after night, they trudge through the standup I25-year-old in a blazer and jeans clutches the mike, stares out In recent months, more than a dozen female comedians have trenches, traveling to the farthest reaches of the county for at the diners, and launches right into a joke about ovulation. been rising in stature across Miami-Dade County, winning a five-minute slot to work through a new joke, perfect an old “It’s that time when my brain still knows I’m gay but my local competitions and moving into higher-profile slots. one, or seek a laugh.

ews | pulp c y | N ews ovaries no longer give a damn,” she explains, to mild chuckles “It used to be really hard to find female comics, maybe one “Don’t be scared by a women-only show,” Winter tells and a few mystified stares. “I just went to see my mechanic, a night, maybe two,” says Quills Rodriguez, a poet, comedian, the crowd in the Peruvian restaurant. “We do comedy the and he reeked of motor oil and sweat and too much aftershave, and owner of Kendall’s Artistic Vibes. “Lately, I see four or five, same way guys do comedy: Setup, punch line, and then wait and all I could think was, Dammit, Javier, why do you smell even six female comedians in a night. The talent is magnificent.” for the lit candle to be thrown at our heads.” so delicious right now?” That doesn’t mean it’s easy for Miami’s up-and-coming Five minutes and a few laughs later, a flashing light signals female standups. Comedy remains the Achilles heel of one er mouth was dry and her hands shook. Onstage at Gelin’s time is up. A redheaded woman in a ’50s-style dress of the nation’s nightlife capitals, where club owners know Elwoods, a British-style pub in downtown Miami, ge | Night+ dA

A and sneakers approaches the mike. Emily Winter, a recent dollars come from EDM and bottle service, not a cerebral Dom Gelin stared out at about 20 people. She took a t H New York transplant hosting tonight’s show, yells at the art form. Most of Miami’s comedy venues are holes in the deep breath and clutched the mike. For five blurry minutes, disinterested diners: “How many of you knew there was a wall where comics like Gelin fight misogynistic hecklers and she rambled onstage, buzzing through material from birth comedy show tonight?” rowdy drunks — all for gigs that rarely pay and require late control to race, eliciting chuckles, a few laughs, and plenty Not a single hand rises. “People in Miami are just more nights and hours of preparation and driving. of painful moments of silence. lively,” she jokes. “Nobody wants to sit and listen to comedy “There just aren’t many real standup fans in Miami,” “It wasn’t the night’s best performance,” she admits of her when they’re on flakka, you know? Here, people are living life.” says Lisa Corrao, a well-known comic who travels between debut this past January, “but not a total bomb.”

66 McGivern Monica by Photos miaminewtimes.com browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | LETTERS | RIPTIDE | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | CAFE | MUSIC | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | CONQUER MIAMI’S STANDUP SCENE. BY JESSICA WEISS Despite the utter discomfort, though, there was only one “At 10 years old, she found one thing she liked, and she was year, she was president of the statewide Florida College thought running through Gelin’s mind as she stepped off the going to have it every time,” Magalie says, “until one day she Democrats. After graduating in 2012, she moved to Tal- stage: getting up and doing it again as soon as possible. Finally, said, ‘I’m done with this; we don’t need to go to this restaurant lahassee to work for Democratic Rep. Karen Castor Dentel. she had found a place to wrestle with the absurdities of life as a anymore.’ That’s how she is — full blast, full passion, 100 miles She was drawn to advocacy around LGBT issues. It wasn’t black, gay, politically active woman in South Florida on her own an hour. She’s really good at it until she decides that she’s done.” uncommon for straight staffers to work on LGBT rights terms. Like many comedians, Gelin is whip-smart and ambitious, Magalie, who works as a geologist, loves to laugh, and issues, but the fight began to feel oddly personal for Gelin. but has abandoned better-paying careers, a normal social life, soon Friday nights became mother-daughter comedy-TV Then came a crush on a woman she worked with, and Gelin’s and decent hours, all to sweat and struggle for a few laughs. marathons. “Dominique was always joking as a kid,” says her realization: She was gay. “I called my mom and told her I was “I’m one of the newer kids on the block, but I’ve been cousin Alain Pierre-Louis, who lived with Gelin as a child. gay, and she was like, ‘Do you really think nobody already having a lot of fun,” she says. “Other comedians help me “She had to have been the number one viewer of Comedy knew that?’ ” she laughs. “It was uneventful.” massage my jokes, and everyone has been really supportive.” Central in South Florida.” Even as her political career boomed and her sexual identity Gelin was born at South Miami Hospital. At just 10 years But comedy was never part of Gelin’s plans. After gradu- crystallized, Gelin felt burned out. When Dentel lost her seat old, as her parents were divorcing, her father committed ating from Ferguson Senior High, a West Kendall magnet last November, Gelin decided to take a break. suicide. So Gelin grew up with her mother Magalie, a first- school, Gelin moved to Orlando to study sociology at the She moved back to Miami and, between applying for jobs, generation Haitian immigrant who had come to the United University of Central Florida. Her first career blossomed after began jotting down memories and observations from her tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C States in 1983 to study geology. Though Gelin’s native language a classmate invited her to a political meetup. It was the fall chaotic years in college and politics. She wrote about being was English, Magalie made sure her daughter spoke French, of 2008, and Barack Obama’s presidential campaign was in the only black person at a wedding in Jacksonville and the studied Kreyol, and learned manners “the Haitian way.” full swing on campus. Gelin soon began volunteering. Within bizarre characters she met while canvassing, like the guy When she was a kid, she and her mom would have lunch months, she was the leader of UCF Knights for Obama. “It who hunted squirrels in his backyard. “Sometimes none of at a Thai restaurant every Saturday. After a few visits, the was fantastically intense,” she says. it made sense,” she says of her developing comedy routines. waiters noticed Gelin ordered the same dish, so they always Her passion for politics snowballed. She became a field “But sometimes I felt like it would work.” asked her if she’d “take the usual.” organizer for Florida Rep. Kendrick Meek, and by her senior Then, this January, she hosted a friend from out >> p8

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of town. Gelin mentioned she’d been writing a lot, and her friend suggested she share her work onstage.“It was the push I needed,” Gelin says. At first, Gelin went out alone, signing up for open mikes. But slowly, she began to see familiar faces and grew more comfortable

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browardpalmbeach.com Kendall comic Paul Julmeus to carpool to shows. Gelin’s comedy drifted toward taboo themes like homophobia, political apathy, and racism. In a place like Washington, D.C., political shtick is a dime a dozen. But in South Florida, few comedians take it on.

ts | o N te ts “I talk about racism and gay rights and whatever else, but the packaging is my own,” she says. “I still see it as political, but at the same time, I get to do it in a way that’s not pre- written. I don’t have to be on message, ever.” Gelin was no stranger to putdowns thanks to her political career, but she was shocked at the open sexism she found in comedy rooms. One time at Taurus, a bar in Coco- ews | pulp c y | N ews nut Grove, she wore a tight-fitting T-shirt, and a man approached her after her set to say, “I’m sure you know this, but you’ve got great tits.” Another night, a male comic said, Photo by Monica McGivern “I’m not going to sexually harass you. Yet.” beating three other comics (all men). And she Kat Toledo gives a “weird, avant-garde” performance at a recent Miami show. She “And he thought it was hilarious,” made it into the final 12 at the Ultimate Miami performed for years with the famed improv troupe the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.

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t still couldn’t wrap my head around how best in food, mixology, and entertainment. Jackie Gleason took his nationally televised A turning point came a few years later, he thought that was funny at all.” “I love it, and I don’t see myself stop- show to South Beach. In the ’80s, standup though, when she was assaulted. Haunted Gelin learned to hit back at male comics ping,” Gelin says. “I feel like I finally found rooms became de facto across Miami as by the incident, she sank into depres- obsessed with jokes about breasts, vaginas, a way to express myself that feels good.” the form boomed across the country. sion. So she decided to take a standup and sex, as well as drunk hecklers. After a But that rich history hasn’t translated to class, where she wrote a joke making guy in the front row wouldn’t stop harass- mily Winter’s lips move as she silently opportunities today for Miami’s most talented light of the crime. She didn’t end up using ing her at a recent show, the normally well- rehearses her lines in the back of the comics. Two years before Winter’s move, that dark routine onstage, but the simple mannered Gelin snapped, “Go cry on your E room. She’s up next, and tonight — Coconut Grove’s long-standing Miami Im- act of writing it made her feel better. dick somewhere else,” as the crowd roared. instead of her usual standup routine — she’s prov shut down. Since then, “small rooms are “It was how I learned about boundaries The comment surprised even her. “On using her stage time to practice a character keeping the scene going,” says Rene Harte, as a comedian,” she says. “Comics are what planet would I ever think of saying, she wrote as part of a script called Marching the Miami Improv’s co-owner, who has been so desensitized, so you can say really ‘Go cry on your dick’?” she laughs. “There’s Band. The character, Allison, is a 17-year-old running comedy clubs for 30 years. “And messed-up shit to each other, but I a high to [comedy]. Once I realized I could sousaphone player with a lisp who’s raising the scene has a ton of talent — always has.” realized I couldn’t say it to a crowd. But do it, it’s like having a drunk alter ego.” money for the Norris Township High School Though there are rooms across the at least it’s what got me over the edge.” | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art As her comedy schedule grew from Marching Band’s trip to nationals in Indiana. city to do standup nearly every night, At 27, she began performing standup in random open mikes to seven nights a week Winter wears a long, thick brown wig over most aren’t intended to host comedy, and earnest, immersing herself in New York onstage, Gelin had to confront a simple fact: her red hair, plus glasses and a cardigan. none pays comedians. They often offer City’s saturated scene. After her day job She still had to make a living. Other comics in When it’s time to take the stage, it’s tough crowds focused on watching sports, at a study guide company, she would grab town work at everything from bartending to Allison who marches to the mike. She smoking hookahs, or listening to jazz. food and head to the city, bouncing from

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | coaching high-school track and field. Gelin brushes stray wig hairs from her eyes. The result has been big names fleeing comedy show to comedy show all night. She soon found a part-time job at a martial arts “I have a lot of hair,” she says in an ex- for better opportunities. Nationally known also ran her own monthly show in Brook- store near Florida International University. aggerated Midwestern accent. “My mom talents such as Todd Barry, Mike Law- lyn called BackFat Variety, consistently “We’re doing our thing, writing jokes, says she doesn’t know where all my hair rence, and Al Jackson all got their start in drawing huge crowds. She and her cohosts, and seeing where it goes,” Julmeus says. comes from because she doesn’t have a Miami. Forrest Shaw, a Miami native who humor writer Janet Manley and musician “It’s not glamorous at all, having drunk lot and my dad is bald... so it must come started Elwoods’ comedy nights, moved John Payne, also tried experiments such people yell at you to get off the stage, feel- from his back.” The crowd explodes. to L.A. and opened for Conan last year. as the video “Dudes on OkCupid” — set- ing like you just wasted a whole night try- If Gelin is the local who turned to comedy Winter is the rare talent who moved in the ting to music the dumb things guys write ing to work on a joke to see if it’s funny. as a new career pursuit, Winter is the ambi- opposite direction, from New York to Miami. in their dating profiles — which has got- But we do that day in and day out.” tious, well-connected, and hilarious outsider A Chicago native, Winter made Catholic ten almost 60,000 views on YouTube. MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm That’s not the only sacrifice comics who’s come in to shake up the scene — and school bearable by being silly and joking “When you say something and it hits like Gelin make by committing full-time maybe to change Miami’s male-dominated with her friends, in a cheesy, “Chandler because you thought you were the only to their passion. By March, Gelin also had comedy culture altogether. Her move to from Friends kind of way.” At the University person in the world to feel that way, it’s this to admit to her mother what was becom- town for a comedy-writing job at Fusion of Wisconsin, she wrote a humor column feeling that I’m not alone,” Winter says. ing increasingly clear: Comedy wasn’t just comes as a wave of young, eager comedians for the school’s Daily Cardinal, mostly In April, after years of making the rounds a side hustle. Magalie didn’t beat around like her itch for more places to perform. about “getting drunk and hooking up and on the New York City standup circuit, she

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9 Funny Business from p8 ing to go on, no matter what. So she takes Manny Garavito, a local comic who Jessica Gross, who runs a comedy room at whatever she can get in South Florida. runs the website MiamiComedy.com, Wynwood Brewing Company. “It’s refresh- went to Taurus assuming she’d go up “The biggest struggle I’ve had mov- remembers the night in April when he ing and nice that this time, it came back to- on the open mike later in the show. But ing to Miami is the comedy scene,” first ran into the crew at his room at Mr. gether as this wonderful scene of women.” when she arrived, the organizer, Freddy she says. “But also there’s some really Moe’s sports bar in Coconut Grove. Little by little, local entrepreneurs are trying Stebbins, put her on the main bill. Why? great comedians here. I just wish there “It was a Monday night, and they all to build a scene for them. For years, poet and co- Because he hadn’t booked any women. were rooms that appreciated that.” showed up at once and were doing great,” median Quills Rodriguez would watch talented “There are so many women in comedy Garavito says. “Their material was all unique, comedians and artists like Lisa Corrao leave

miaminewtimes.com in New York that I feel like I rarely found n a rainy Tuesday night, Winter and and I was like, ‘Whoa, who are these ladies?’ ” Miami. And each departure would pain her.

browardpalmbeach.com myself sitting in a roomful of men,” she says. Gelin sit across from each other at As a group, they’ve bonded to So five years ago, Rodriguez launched She was also confused by how late the O a wide wooden table at Elwoods as battle the challenges they’ve all found Artistic Vibes, an arts venue in southeast show began. In New York, comedy rooms they pass notes back and forth on a coaster. on the scene: hecklers, disinterested Kendall, with local actor, singer, and stage get going right after work, but in Miami, Gelin eats bread pudding, while Winter crowds, and misogynistic comics. manager Vanessa Thompson. The space not until 9 or 10 p.m. That night at Tau- sips Bud Light and nibbles on a marijuana Valderrama, who often talks about sits on a sparse industrial block among rus was her first introduction to “Miami cookie out of a baggie. Though they’re chat- being single in her set, is constantly ap- businesses such as a flooring store, a lawn time” and to the myriad other challenges ting energetically, the women intermittently proached by men. And Toledo says male mower shop, and a car care center. ts | o N te ts of doing standup in South Florida. burst out laughing — proof they are indeed comics often point out when a lot of women To get people through the door, Rodri- “Everything in this city seems to be the listening closely to the other comics onstage. are in the lineup a particular night. guez and Thompson have tried schemes antithesis of comedy,” she says. “It’s a city The show, one of Miami’s more “Sometimes when I’m about to be in- ranging from free drinks to raffles to letting of dancing and house music. And comedy popular, well-run rooms, is a window troduced on a show, the comedian will customers go crazy and decorate the walls. is the opposite of that; [it’s] ‘Let’s sit down into the subculture of self-deprecating, say, ‘The next performer is a girl,’ ” Toledo They host contests and battles — events and think about how the world works.’ ” sharp-witted comedy fanatics who play says. “And I’m like, why does that mat- that set them apart and grab attention. There are plenty of other quirks to Miami to small but enthusiastic crowds. Miami ter? Plus, can’t they see I’m a girl?” “I wouldn’t be here if it didn’t have some- standup, like having to perform in mixed arts may not provide payouts and huge audi- They also grumble about the lack where to go,” Rodriguez says. “I can taste

ews | pulp c y | N ews shows after serious acts. One night, Winter ences, but comics stay busy — especially of rooms. Friday nights, for instance, it. I can feel it. It’s right around the corner... was set to go on after popular local poet/musi- Winter, Gelin, and their friends. there’s not a single decent place to do Miami is capable of being a big place for cian Narciso Hilario Montas, known for his There’s Elise Valderrama, a Miami native comedy in Miami. Mondays are also comedians to come and have a good time.” lengthy poems that often leave listeners misty- who recently returned from New York, also slow. “In New York, everyone knows Comedians such as Manny Garavito and eyed. As she walked on, the silence in the room for a job at Fusion. Natalie Prager-Newman, when all the mikes are — it’s well docu- Julie Baez run a number of rooms around was palpable. Winter turned to the audience a lawyer from Orlando, started in comedy mented,” Valderrama says. “But here, town and are trying to make comedy a vi- and said, “That was about anal sex, right?” in Miami in January. As they all connected it’s not. It’s all word of mouth.” able nightlife option. Baez hosts a Facebook ge | Night+ dA group for South Florida’s women comics. A Gelin, who was in the audience, cracked with Toledo and Gelin, the women formed an It’s not a new set of problems, long- t up. But nobody else laughed. “OK, I got it — unofficial crew, coordinating their nights out. time comedy vets say — and it’s a big “Miami has a strong identity,” Garavito don’t make fun of the poets. Sorry,” Winter When Winter arrived in April, she fit right in. reason talent has fled Florida so often. says. “There’s a new generation coming. Look said, stumbling. “That was just so beauti- “It can be a real sausage fest around “There’ll be a core group of really tal- at Wynwood, even Hialeah... Nightlife is very ful... How am I gonna tell jokes now?” here,” Valderrama says. “So when I met ented comedians, then a bomb goes off big in Miami, but the new generation that is But Winter knows that being good at Emily, I grabbed onto her and I was like, and everyone disperses and moves to New coming likes arts of all sorts. Standup will be comedy depends upon how often she’s will- ‘Funny woman, you must come with me.’ ” York and L.A., and then there’s a lull,” says right there because it’s such a great art form.” | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2008 XX, 12, 2015 12, ONTH ugust XX–M 6-A ONTH ugust M A

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The last Wednesday of every month, at The crowd laughs at “Does This Joke Make miaminewtimes.com Jessica Gross’ Wynwood Brewing Com- Me Look Fat?,” Natalie Prager-Newman and pany comedy room, it’s already there. The Emily Winter’s female-centric comedy night. room is packed, and the craft brews flow. The show is tight and well organized. Gelin’s cohorts on the comedy scene “I know bigger cities had it happen are also charging forward. Garavito is sooner, but Miami is always 20 years be- working to bring in even more big-name hind,” Gross says. “It’s gonna happen.” comics to headline local shows. And ac- cording to the Improv’s Rene Harte, a new fter work on a recent Friday after- improv theater is coming to Miami. She

noon, Dom Gelin wears an oversize and her partner are settling on a location. | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | A T-shirt and shorts as she stands in Emily Winter and Natalie Prager- | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC her living room atop a wide wooden crate Newman, meanwhile, now host a monthly that her mom uses to practice flamenco comedy/variety room in South Beach at Bay dancing. Gelin holds a small blue flashlight, Club Lounge, next door to Lucali, called to mimic a microphone, and stares at the “Does This Joke Make Me Look Fat?” wall. She begins practicing her jokes. The show’s first night, July 28, drew Today she’s working through some new a packed house. Toledo, who performed ideas she hopes to make into a full min- a “weird, avant-garde performance ute or two of comedy about libertarians. piece” as part of the lineup, says the au- “I think the thing that upsets me was the dience was “attentive and quiet.” first time I met a libertarian, I was at UCF, In June, Gelin and Toledo also started and UCF is a public institution, right?” their own room at a hookah bar in Kend- Her delivery is calm and natural, as if all. Their first night, nobody but comics she were having a slightly angry conversa- showed up. It was 90 degrees inside, and tion with a friend. “And so I feel like, ‘You the owner didn’t understand the concept of can’t be here. Give me back my Bright Fu- comedy, interrupting every performer who tures Scholarship money, get off my public took the stage. After the show, he pulled campus, and take a hovercraft to get back Photo by Monica McGivern Gelin aside and told her not to make jokes to the planet you came from because I how to stand and pace the stage and to use She has excelled and bombed, gotten laughs related to religion. But Gelin laughed it off don’t want you using the public roads and tags, or punch lines after punch lines. Hold- and heckles, and had too many late nights. and said the dynamic would improve every shitting on whatever we have here.’ ” ing the flashlight, she gets comfortable And she’s mapping out where to go next. Now week. It did improve, until the manager Then she shrugs and laughs. The with how to use a mike during a show. she wants to headline and wor k up to a 15- or nixed the show in July. She and Toledo joke is over. “Ugh, libertarians,” she says, “Every once in a while during a show, my 20-minute set. Though she knows it’s a tough are eager to launch another Monday- smiling, knowing the joke needs work. mouth will touch the mike,” she says. “And road ahead, she wants to do comedy full-time. night room somewhere else in town. “I’m gonna get this right, and it’s gonna I’m like, this is so gross. Get it together, Dom.” “I mean, maybe I do this for six years like I Yet Gelin is already feeling the age- be good. I just have to massage it.” After she gets the libertarian bit down, did politics for six years, and then I discover I old tension of comedy in Miami. Though Nine months after ditching politics the next step is to write out a “Lubertarian” love basket weaving,” she says. “But if there’s she’d like to invest in the local scene, she’s for comedy, Gelin is far from making a Party platform. It will be more focused on a way I can do it forever, that would be great.” open about planning a possible move to living from her passion. She’s still work- public service, she says. “Comprehensive ac- Her mom is still having a hard time swal- L.A. (because New York is way too cold). ing part-time, living with her mom, and cess to sex ed and making sure nobody goes lowing that possibility. “You cannot predict It would be the farthest she’s ever been working nonstop to polish material. But dry. That will be the 2016 premier party.” a crowd or how your joke is going to be from her mom, but she thinks it’s the she’s hopeful, and like all the women Her comedy is so “her,” says her understood,” Magalie says. “People smoke only way she’ll grow into herself as a co- on the scene, she believes something cousin Alain. “You can watch her set, and drink and get rowdy. What if you offend median. She’s been looking for jobs and special may be brewing in Miami. and when she gets onstage and offstage, someone who’s a bit more aggressive?” putting out feelers for places to stay. Here in the living room, in the cozy duplex you can’t tell the difference,” he says. Plus, she worries her daughter won’t be “I know it’s quick, and people will say she shares with her mom, Gelin works to “The same Dom you see onstage is the able to make a living. “I want to help her out, I should keep working on stuff here,” she get comfortable with the seedlings of ideas same we see at family gatherings.” but I won’t be here forever,” she says. “For says. “But I don’t know. I’m just not going to NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH that she turns into jokes that she transforms Since her debut seven months ago, she has each person who succeeds, how many don’t be a martyr for the Miami comedy scene.” into five minutes — and later, she hopes, cycled through every place there is to do com- make it? It’s like any entertainment career. ten minutes — of standup. She practices edy in Miami, from a hair salon to a jazz lounge. 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Business Casual, a troupe contribution to the community. This fun yet led by former Sick Puppies assistant director momentous charity event will be at none Anthony Francis, features paid comic actors other than drag-queen haven Lips and will with up to 15 years’ experience spinning nar- feature raffles, prizes, and plenty of dancing. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com rative gold from audience thread. For its The theme for the night is “Dining With the monthly program at Boca’s Sol Theatre, Divas” and will feature impersonations of Business Casual will riff on the “Back to Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Cher, Pink, and School Special” theme as well as the Back to Rihanna. Prizes from the raffle will include the Future franchise. Francis describes this donations from establishments such as REM weekend’s performance as “high school French Riviera at the Galleria Mall at Fort meets time travel. 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Visit glammy. prov, so be prepared for ad hoc sing-alongs. kintera.org/lauren.fyke to contribute to The show runs from 8 to 9:45 p.m. Saturday Fyke’s fundraising efforts. NATALYA JONES at Sol Theatre, located at 3333 N. Federal Highway in Boca Raton. Tickets cost $12. Do you or someone you know have Call 561-706-5128, or visit improvu.org. 8/12 JOHN THOMASON WED news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day A t Facial Acne? ▼ ARTS + CRAFTS ▼ CHARITY FXM Research in Miramar is looking for males and females 12 LETS GET LUNAR FUNKY GUMBO to 40 years of age that suffer from , to participate in a four Thanks to Atlantic Studios’ Margate Under For more than three decades, the Gumbo Facial Acne the Moon series, participants will be able to Limbo Nature Center in Boca Raton has [4] study-visit clinical research study. Medical Insurance is not required enjoy a series of outdoor festivals that involve provided a refuge for coastal marine life. for study participation. food trucks, live music, local businesses, More particularly, the organization is known and local artists. This event happens once for providing a refuge for loggerhead sea Qualifi ed participants will receive: a month from August through November turtles to lay their eggs. As a nonprofit, it • Evaluation by a Board Certifi ed Dermatologist. and features a different theme each month. relies on financial support from the com- This Saturday is “A Night in Paradise” fea- munity, much like the support at the Funky • Investigational Study Medication or placebo at no cost. turing Caribbean and Latin cuisine, live Arts for FINS event at Funky Buddha Brewery • Reimbursement for time and travel up to USD $200.00. music, artists, and, of course, dancing. Food on Wednesday, a day for beer and art. Sev- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art vendors will include Bahama Bucks, Conch eral local artists will sell their wares, which For more information please call: (954) 430-1097 Shack, and Tip A Roo. Be sure to stop by on include jewelry, vintage prints, and melted the other dates as well. On September 12, glass. The event will benefit the Friends of Francisco Flores, MD. 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browardpalmbeach.com Skin Is Their browardpalmbeach.com Canvas Several local tattooists are competing on this ts | o N te ts season of Ink Master. BY ABEL FOLGAR hris Blinston, a former Marine, has the impressive physical presence of a Rottweiler and the subtlety of an atomic bomb. In other words, he’s perfect for reality TV. c | pulp | N ews ay C The artist and owner of Coral Springs’ No Hard Feelings Tattoo Gallery is one of the contestants on Ink Master, a show air-

Night+ d ing on Spike TV. He was pumped to win the contest from the moment he was cast: “When I sat down with my beautiful girl-

tage | tage friend, Audra, right after I received the call, the ‘green light’ to do the show, we THE SHOW talked about my Photo courtesy of Spike TV/Viacom 2015 BROUGHT goals. Audra said if I was going to leave Chris Blinston (left) and Tyler Nolan are among the Browardites competing on Ink Master. OUT THE for months, leave TOUGHNESS my three children, tattoo kit was a great idea. So we ordered competitor,” Blinston says. “I had the plea- HE SHOWED new home, busi- it, and I started tattooing in the bar- sure of working alongside Tyler for years, AS A MARINE. ness, and many racks. I’m a self-taught artist.” His skills and it was a pleasure to go on the show with community vol- were sought-after by his fellow soldiers him. He proved himself to be a formidable unteer positions, my only goal should be even when he returned stateside, and opponent as well as a fantastic teammate.” to do my best and win. So that’s it. I left his first commissions were for custom Blinston is not a star chaser; he lets his Florida for New York in February with one designs his friends wanted tattooed. work speak for itself. His style combines | music | dish | film Art s | music | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | goal: win the $100,000, be the next ‘Ink Deciding to pursue tattooing as a career, bold line work with color realism. At age Master,’ and give it everything I have, at Blinston got a job at Bad Dog Tattoos in 41, Blinston is usually content at home any cost, and with 100 percent effort.” Orlando after his discharge and appren- focused on his family, business, and com- Ink Master, a competition series now in ticed under master artist Mike Carrico munity. But the chance to go national for its sixth incarnation, is judged by local tat- to hone his skills. The Nebraska native the title of “Ink Master” and a chance at a too celebrity Chris Núñez, world-renowned then returned to his hometown of Omaha, 100K prize, plus getting exposure in the tattooist Oliver Peck, and Jane’s Addiction where he opened the first Big Brain shop industry trade magazine Inked, brought guitarist Dave Navarro. The popular show with fellow Marine friend Smitty. (There’s out the toughness he showed as a Marine. pools from an ever-growing pond of tattoo another, Big Brain 2, in Pompano Beach.) “I made a real choice on the show to go artists and pits them in competitions that test Since 2005, Blinston has called South after the higher-skilled artists and not sit their skills as artists in general and as inkers Florida home, and his No Hard Feelings back and take the easy road,” he boasts. “I in the varied genres of the tattoo world. Tattoo Gallery has been an inking staple in challenged and attacked and went after “Tattooing has become a huge part of our Coral Springs since 2007, when he opened anyone that stood in my way. I wasn’t afraid culture this century,” Blinston says. “It is as it with Ted Mendoza and Gabe Tucker. to step up against the best of the best, and I mainstream as motorcycles and burger joints. “The name was conceived while sitting did that with tenacity and vigilance. After NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm There have been a dozen different kinds of around one day with all eight artists be- 18 years tattooing, I feel safe and secure in WEIGHTphy sician super LOSSvised TV shows for tattooing; some are reality, fore we ever opened,” Blinston explains, my career here in Florida and certainly had some are game-show competitions. This “and we wanted the name to reflect a no problem throwing my Marine Corps at- show is real and gets tough, and what hap- spirit that we all work together as a team, titude at any opponent I faced on the show.” APPETITE pens to the artists under stress, food and sleep a co-op per se, a real sense of together- The series airs weekly on Tuesdays at 10 SUPPRESSANTS deprivation, and social interaction causes ness as an artistic studio that believes in p.m. on Spike TV. As of last week, 14 contes-

XX, 2012 XX, real responses of hurt, anger, sadness, and the tattoo and piercing industry and re- tants remained, including all the Floridians. 12, 2015 12, even a fight-or-flight emotion to come out.” mains friends in and out of the studio.” The live finale will air in the fall, with the

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M •••(954) 527-4500••• drawing portraits of his colleagues to send Earl Noble, and Fort Lauderdale’s Vatican with their tattoos the chance to come in for home to their families as Christmas presents. Tattoos’ Marisa LaRen and Tyler Nolan, new ones. That show is set to debut in 2016. 400 SE 12th St. (Davie Blvd.) Ste. A, Fort Lauderdale Then, he says, “My Marine friends who is a friend and apprentice of Blinston’s. “Tyler Nolan is a fantastic artist and a tough 1616 www.bellweightloss.com convinced me that getting a mail-order [email protected] | ARTHAUS | browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Film Face From the Ashes Nina Hoss illuminates Petzold’s great thriller Phoenix. | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK able estate; when Johnny searches her hazily | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | familiar face, he sees only Deutschmarks. ome of the best love songs He asks her to impersonate his “late” wife are those whose lyrics perch — in other words, herself — so he can pro- precariously between “I adore cure the money. He will then give her half. you, let’s be happy forever” Talk about a metaphor for women who give and “I’m miserable without too much. But Phoenix doesn’t need to trade you,S where have you gone?” Together, the in metaphors to have meaning: Petzold is con- melody and words of Kurt Weill and Ogden tent to explore the possibilities of traditional Nash’s 1943 ballad “Speak Low” take the melodrama, and he turns up vast emotional shape of a vaporous question: “We’re late, riches. The director’s last film was the superb darling, we’re late/The curtain descends, 2012 Barbara, also starring Hoss and Zehr- everything ends too soon, too soon.” Too feld, another romance with a mystery built late for what, exactly? Something has just in; Phoenix is an even finer piece of work, so happened, and something else is about to beautifully made that it comes close to perfect. happen — the song Watching Phoenix — the title refers to the is its own enigmatic American-run nightclub where Nelly finally PHOENIX backstory. Its opening locates Johnny, its sign a beckoning neon si- line, an altered quote ren song — you may think you know what will

IS SO tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C BEAUTIFULLY from Much Ado About happen from one minute to the next. You’ll be Nothing — “Speak wrong. That’s largely because Hoss’ face itself MADE THAT low when you speak, is a continually unfolding mystery, and to see IT COMES love” — is both an her expressions shift is like catching the quiet CLOSE TO invitation and a warn- gradation of the phases of the moon. There Photo by Christian Schulz PERFECT. ing: Don’t let the gods are few actresses working, in any country, Hoss: Beguiling. hear us — they’ll dash who are as beguiling. In an early scene, Nelly our plans to bits — but please, whatever you catches sight of her new face in a shard of recognition with nothing more than a faint of uncertainty is what makes its melody so do, don’t stop pouring words into my ear. mirror — not just any mirror, but a broken shift in his glance. Johnny sees only what he beautiful. In the shivery, delicately calibrated We hear “Speak Low” several times in relic from the site of her former home, now wants to see, and he’s a mystery Nelly must finale of Phoenix, we finally hear Nelly sing. Phoenix, the rapturous noir thriller from Ger- reduced to rubble. We’ve already become solve for herself. She puts every piece to- It’s fitting that her choice should be this man director Christian Petzold, and the song used to this face, to the point of falling in love gether in Phoenix’s jaw-dropping final scene. song without a country, one whose lyrics is much more than just an accessory to the with it. But to Nelly, it’s uncharted territory. Until then, “Speak Low” has figured rush to keep pace with the passage of time. plot. Ardent, urgent, and smoldering, Phoenix Hoss communicates the internal strangeness nominally in the story: At one point, Nelly If you could imagine the perfect narrative seems to have sprung directly from the song- of this moment and its horror. She can’t stand listens to a recording of it with Lene, also for the mysteries of “Speak Low,” it would be writers’ coded poetry. The script is by Petzold what she sees — a mouth that’s ill-equipped a singer, who praises it almost in the same Phoenix. Darling, we’re late — yet all of life NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH and Harun Farocki, adapted from French for smiling, a nose that must look as if it were breath as she speaks of her eagerness to depends upon our eagerness to catch up. New Times Broward-palm B each crime writer Hubert Monteilhet’s 1963 novel borrowed from a stranger — but she’ll have leave Germany — with Nelly in tow — for Return From the Ashes (also the source mate- to live with it. That millisecond of reckoning Palestine. “I can’t stand German songs [email protected] rial for a 1965 film starring Maximilian Schell is both thrilling and excruciating to watch. anymore,” she says, making a wry, unwit- and Sama ntha Eggar). It’s also, incidentally, Later, as she gazes at Johnny’s face, Nelly ting joke. She seems to have forgotten Phoenix Starring Nina Hoss, Ronald Zehrfeld, and Nina a riff on Vertigo: The extraordinary German does smile, and the man who can’t respond that Weill is as German as they come. Kunzendorf. Directed by Christian Petzold. 92 actress Nina Hoss plays Nelly Lenz, a woman to such lunar radiance is truly a deadened Still, she’s not totally wrong. Weill wrote minutes. Rated PG-13. Opens Friday, August 7, at who has survived Auschwitz but whose soul. That’s Johnny: Time and again, he “Speak Low” in the States, where he’d Cinema Paradiso - Hollywood (2008 Hollywood face has been disfigured. With the help of comes close to picking up on the truth — it’s made his home after leaving Germany, for Blvd., Hollywood; 954-525-3456; fliff.com). Also Friday, August 14, at Living Room Theaters, FAU a loyal friend, Lene (Nina Kunzendorf ), a measure of the subtlety of Zehrfeld’s per- obvious reasons, in 1933. In that sense, it’s Main Campus (777 Glades Road, Boca Raton; Nelly is brought to Berlin so her face can be formance that he conveys these glimmers of a song without a country; maybe that wisp 561-549-2600; fau.livingroomtheaters.com). reconstructed by a plastic surgeon, though “reimagined” would be a better word. Nelly pleads with the surgeon to make her look as she did before. He does his best, though the ▼ ARTHAUS docudrama The Stanford Prison Experiment — even more neutral than the 1971 experiment itself. results fall far short of her expectations. his school’s public association would go from (Zimbardo too began throwing around his au- With her new face, and feeling like a The Stanford Prison Experiment prestigious university to proof of mankind’s in- thority when concerned observers advised him stranger to everyone, including herself, M

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browardpalmbeach.com did Demme get crotchety? browardpalmbeach.com Cody wanting to tell a rich story about a BY AMY NICHOLSON rebel with flaws. Yet Demme sprints through Ricki’s sins, crowns her a saint, and spends onathan Demme’s rock ’n’ roll the rest of the running time taking potshots dramedy Ricki and the Flash exists at women with stick-figure families on their in a wormhole where the past five cars, women who tie cardigans around

ts | o N te ts decades of pop culture are a blur. their necks, and women who decorate their There’s 66-year-old Meryl Streep, homes with signs squealing, “I would give playingJ a broke singer who ditched her fam- up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.” If only ily to dominate the stage with the whiskey Demme had shot a scene of Ricki stub- growl of Janis Joplin, the jangly jewelry and bing out a joint on a Cathy comic strip. thigh-high boots of Heart’s Nancy Wilson, Mostly, Ricki and the Flash is a throw- the side-swept hairdo of Bananarama, and back to Reagan-era comedies that mocked the swagger of Courtney Love. She puts these the millionaires and celebrated the broke. totems of the goddesses to use covering Lady Ricki may be a time blender, but Demme’s

ews | pulp c y | N ews Gaga for the youngsters in the crowd — that worldview is totally 1985 — despite a is, if a “crowd” entails two dozen barflies sly aside that Ricki, Queen of the Kooks, in Tarzana. Demme himself doesn’t seem voted for George W. Bush twice. “I sup- to get out much. Here, college kids hang port our troops,” she shrugs, and has an at out-of-the-way Valley bars with people American-flag back tat to prove it. Only Night+ dA three times their age, while 50-year-old an actress with Streep’s charm could dis white men recoil from Bruce Springsteen Barack Obama, tack on a sarcastic “No of- ge |

A as though he’s as outrageous as GWAR. fense” to her band’s black keyboardist, and t What year is it? Who can tell. The con- Photo by Bob Vergara still win back the liberal arthouse crowd. fusion is both accidental — like the scene Demme’s film plays out like a catnapping Springfield, Streep, and her kid Gummer. Kudos to Streep for the film’s biggest risk. that hinges on the illegality of gay mar- afternoon dream. We recognize the world, yet But its biggest statement is a quick, sharp riage, shot months before the U.S. Supreme the logic is screwy. You can’t convince me those regret. Onstage, she’s aglow — even if af- dig when Ricki takes the stage to point out Court’s landmark ruling — and intentional, men wouldn’t check out her ass. But the broad terward, her on-again, off-again boyfriend that Mick Jagger has seven kids by four as Ricki herself refuses to obey time. She strokes of Ricki’s life have truth. Women — es- (Rick Springfield) cracks, “She thinks this women and no one tells him to quit rock likes her pants tight and her mascara thick. pecially women of her era — are supposed to is Madison Square Garden.” The plot kicks for parenthood. The ladies in the bar som- She’s draped in 15 necklaces and stud- grow up, play nice, and stay home. Those who off when Ricki’s daughter Julie (real-life berly nod. Then Ricki’s guitarist boyfriend ded with nine rings in each ear. And, in a leave their husband and three kids, as Ricki did Streep scion Mamie Gummer) attempts silences her by joking, “You’re scaring some middle finger to life post-9/11, she doesn’t 20 years before the movie starts, are demonized. suicide after her husband leaves her for of the guys up here!” Even with a mic, Ricki give a damn if that makes her a pain in the But that’s not the only consequence she faces another woman, forcing her estranged can’t get heard. And the show goes on. ass to airport security. Ricki rejects grow- for ditching Indianapolis to follow her dreams: mom to fly home to provide comfort — or ing old. Or rather, she’s oblivious to what She’s sacrificed her past, and she’s kneecapped really, a fresh target for Julie’s wrath. [email protected] | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish we expect old people to be. Ricki locks her future, trading a McMansion for a rat-trap Gummer enters the film like a demon: eyes with a prim grandmother, and they California apartment with rusted railings and hair matted, sweatpants unwashed, scowl af- Ricki and the Flash blink at each other uncomprehendingly. her ex Pete’s big bank account for a grocery- fixed. You can practically smell her through Starring Meryl Streep, Mamie Gummer, And when she walks — not struts, sim- cashier gig where she makes $447.74 a week. the screen. Other movies would pressure Kevin Kline, Rick Springfield, and Sebastian Stan. Directed by Jonathan Demme. ply walks — past men her own age, they What’s refreshing about Diablo Cody’s Ricki to fix her “mistake” — say, quitting the Written by Diablo Cody. Rated PG-13. scowl. How dare she break the rules? script is that Ricki never feels a lick of band for a triumphant family hug with her 102 minutes. Opens Friday, August 7.

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We know handsome Roy is toast when he willingly slips his fellow working-class Louisianans. Writer-director Austin on an emasculating blue sweater Jill bought him for Christmas. By Stark’s film throws its protagonist’s plans into disarray when that contrast, Abe, her philosophy professor, waddles around school in congressman’s affair with the African-American wife of a local T-shirts that highlight his bulbous belly — he can’t be tamed by a fisherman becomes cable TV news fodder, sending his career into woman’s good taste, and boy, isn’t that a thrill? Phoenix’s Abe is a tailspin and initiating lots of turgid boozing, dreary chats with a puffy alcoholic who would rather drown his neuroses in booze his alcoholic former-mayor father (Peter Fonda), and a budding than analyze himself on a therapist’s couch. He’s sallow-faced and romance with his consultant (Sarah Paulson). Though mired in the gravel-voiced, crafting his sentences with terse calculation rather push-pull between corporate interests, community economics, than letting loose Alvy Singer’s self-effacing verbal flood. As Jill and local politics — and evoking a potent sense of its New Orleans swoons, “He could always cloud the issue with words.” Finally, milieu — The Runner truly only cares about the moral dilemma of its Allen is aware that his May-December romances are preposterous lead. While Cage’s performance has a low-key simmer that suggests and naive. Women in his movies have always fallen for jerks, yet inner turmoil, his politician is a hazy construct whose ultimate Allen believed that his male characters were worth it. But Abe is choice is merely that between Doing What’s Right and Selling Out. such a soul-sucker that Allen shifts gears: Abe doesn’t deserve Jill. Stark’s script provides a less than Yet Jill deserves him, a little, for projecting uplifting verdict on the possibility GET OUR FREE APP wisdom and depth on his drunkenness. The of achieving the former in the face SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR movie is all sunshine and jaunty, almost tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C of overwhelming money and the iPHONE OR ANDROID desperate jazz. It works better than most power and opportunity it affords, FOR MORE FILMS of Allen’s recent films because it’s a trifle but the film tackles its issues with OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com without pretense, and because the direc- a furrowed-brow solemnity that tor’s finally smartened up — a little — right eventually spills into outright sluggishness. (N.S.) when everyone’s written him off. (AN) The Stanford Prison Experiment — Reviewed in this issue. Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation — Mission: Impossible is Tom Cruise’s blockbuster plaything, a toy chest he offers to directors who ONGOING catch his eye. Cruise used it to resurrect Brian De Palma, capitalize on John Woo, transition J.J. Abrams from TV to film, and shift Brad Do I Sound Gay? — David Thorpe’s breezy, insightful doc answers its Bird from pixels to a real man. Cruise allowed each helmer to adapt title’s question before it’s even begun. Thorpe, a Brooklyn-based his own Ethan Hunt. To De Palma, Hunt was a whizkid. For Woo, filmmaker, reads the names of the film’s production companies a horndog. Abrams: a husband. Bird: a cartoon. Cruise — not his before the opening credits, and there’s little doubt about it — he character — is the only constant, plus his returning bros Ving speaks with the somewhat lisping, upward-inflected voice that, Rhames and Simon Pegg and whatever new leggy, longhaired yes, has at least since vaudeville been associated with male brunette chooses to accept. (This time it’s newcomer Rebecca homosexuality. Thorpe’s more pressing questions soon prove to Ferguson, and boy are we lucky to have her.) Here, Ethan Hunt is a be Why do I sound gay? and Can I train myself to sound straight? To cousin of Jack Reacher — the first film where Christopher McQuarrie those ends, he turns to speech therapists, vocal coaches, linguists, directed Cruise — only without the quips. McQuarrie, writer of and celebrity thinkers (Dan Savage, David Sedaris), presenting The Usual Suspects, gives Rogue Nation a suspicious street smarts. New Times Broward-palm B each the search for answers as a personal quest. He sometimes hates People don’t just plan — they double- and triple-think the enemy, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH that he sounds like, as he puts it, “a braying nellie.” His findings not that the plot matters more than a mousetrap. McQuarrie loves are inconclusive — maybe the stereotypically “gay” voice is blundering into a brawl, but he’s too twitchy to shoot great action. unconsciously imitative behavior, and maybe it’s less common One spinning motorcycle stunt would have killed if he’d pulled than you might expect — but his ultimate conclusion is never in back so we could actually see it. Strapping Cruise to an airplane doubt. After drilling his way through voice-flattening lessons, is a zippy idea, yet in execution, I found myself distracted by how and asking audiences to sit through too many montages of him the wind flattened his hair to his forehead like a sweaty preacher’s practicing blandly masculine speech patterns, Thorpe leaves us toupee. Better is a simple, circus-act move where Cruise monkeys with a love-yourself-for-who-you-are message you’ll see coming up a pole doing what I can only describe as horizontal crunches. 90 minutes before it hits. But getting there is rewarding. Thorpe (He’d make a mint in Magic Mike 3.) There’s also a fine car chase and offers charming, intimate glimpses of his life, including memorable motorcycle dash that combine everything Cruise does well: insane chats with friends and experts, and he’s adept at drawing winning physics, credible danger, and human fragility. (AN) quotes from interview subjects — one of the most moving mo- San Andreas — The San Andreas fault stretches 810 miles up the ments comes from George Takei. His clip-job considerations of Pacific coast, roughly the length of a dozen Dwayne “The Rock” the history of that voice in our media culture make the point that Johnsons lying end to end. When it rumbles, we’ll need all twelve Hollywood’s idea of swank urbanity is interchangeable with that of him to spring into action — although, as Brad Peyton’s San of limp-wristed wickedness. But it’s the personal material that Andreas warns, that still won’t be enough to save the day. Disaster proves most arresting, such as interviews with college friends films offer the thrill of an impossible enemy. There’s no hope of who recall that it was the semester that Thorpe outed himself that a hero who can stop the shaking and snuff the fires, not even the his S’s became languorous — or Sedaris, pointing out that, years 260-pound Johnson, who here rips off a car door with his bare later, he realized all the kids in his speech classes must have been hands. Johnson plays a first responder named Ray, a divorcing M ONTH gay. He gets a laugh, but the question of why those boys spoke father of two who lost one of his daughters to a rafting accident, A that way remains mysterious. (AS) and his wife Emma (Carla Gugino) to his inability to open up about ugust

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In writer-director Maya Forbes’s debut, Infinitely Polar Bear, Mark can’t wait for the carnage. The problem is, it’s too chicken to ask 12, 2015 Ruffalo plays Cam Stuart, a dad diagnosed as manic-depressive, us to comprehend it. It’s all big, distant, unfathomable wreck- who suddenly faces the formidable task of being the chief caretaker age — all shattering skyscrapers and rippling cityscapes — with of his two young daughters. What makes the performance work no sense of the human cost. Unlike Steven Spielberg’s War of the so beautifully is that he doesn’t reduce his character to a series of Worlds, a movie with the courage to ask if selfishness in a disaster behavioral tics: He’s always a person first. We ride his highs and lows could ever be morally excused, Peyton’s film isn’t trying to make with him just by looking into his eyes. We know what Cam’s feeling, us think. Instead, it takes for granted that Ray’s concerns are our even when the drugs he’s on are doing their damnedest to prevent concerns. But when 8 million people could be dead, who cares him from feeling it. Forbes, a longtime writer and producer for TV, about this guy’s divorce? (AN) 19 19 browardpalmbeach.com

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from Burroughs and the Beats. BY DYLLAN FURNESS | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | teely Dan is a dildo. That isn’t includes personal anecdotes in its lyrics, a jab at one of our favorite even addressing a love interest by name sardonic 1970s rock groups. in “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number.” It’s the truth. The band Steely The writers also emphasize ab- Dan is named after a strap-on. ject characters and narratives. Its namesake wasn’t just any dildo — Burroughs’ fictions are filled with degen- “SteelyS Dan III from Yokohama” appeared erates. The tales are demented and depraved. in William S. Burroughs’ sexually vivid Vices are depicted with equal weight as vir- novel Naked Lunch. Not a lot is known tues, and they’re often valued much the same. about Steely Dan III. Beyond describing Steely Dan, likewise, makes moral deviance its use in an act of heterosexual sex and its primary subject. Sex, drugs, and criminal- glossing over the histories of its predeces- ity are its lyrical go-tos. Its best love songs sors, Burroughs depicts just one unique discuss incest, infidelity, and pedophilia. trait of the rubber toy: It squirts milk. Thus, Consider “Everyone’s Gone to the Mov- there’s no clear connection between the ies.” The song begins with xylophone chimes band and the lactating appendage but that and Wurlitzer whirs in an inoffensive melody. Walter Becker and Donald Fagen were de- And yet Fagen sings a scenario far from PG, as Mr. Lapage beckons kids into the his den

voted fans of Beat Generation literature. tage | a rt | Film D ish Music Burroughs’ effect on Steely Dan went for some good, old-fashioned, probably Photo by Danny Clinch further than inspiring the band’s name. pornographic cinema. “Come on, come on,” dies. The song is not without an ambiguous year suspended sentence. The event would The author also influenced much of the he says. “Soon you’ll be 18. I think you know moral ending. Upon hearing the news, the go on to torment yet catalyze his career. band’s lyrical and musical approach. what I mean. Don’t tell your mamma, your narrator rushes to the dead body to replace “Do It Again” discusses vengeance, From its intricate and unorthodox struc- daddy or mamma. They’ll never know where the ring on Charlie’s cold finger — either out infidelity, and gambling, with an undercur- tures to its heavy-handed irony, the band you’ve been.” Blissfully ignorant parents of respect or to rid himself of responsibility. rent of the more primitive concepts of ego, emanates the Beat principles Burroughs rejoice at their newfound freedom from But perhaps “Do It Again” best connects addiction, and desire. The first verse tells championed. But it’s the band’s storytell- parenting: “Everyone’s gone to the movies; the band with William S. Burroughs. The the tale of a man who shoots a petty thief ing that really resonates aspects of the now we’re alone at last!” Elsewhere, Steely song is all about fucking up over and over. It because he stole water. Despite the crime, tortured, twisted, paranoid author. Dan won a Grammy Award for the incestu- revolves around the lowly characters and base the killer is set free and put back on the For one, its narrative method is much the ous “Cousin Dupree,” an upbeat pop song behaviors so essential to Burroughs’ work. It street to go back, Jack, and do it again. same. Burroughs and Steely Dan tell tales that details one cousin’s desire to kiss and seems to even allude to Burroughs himself. from the perspective of fictional personas canoodle with his blossoming young relative. In 1951, while drunk and high on any num- [email protected] who draw real-world inspiration from In “Charlie Freak,” Fagen tells the tale ber of substances, Burroughs shot and killed their authors’ actual lives. Naked Lunch fol- of the titular character, a hungry, homeless his similarly intoxicated wife, Joan Vollmer, in Steely Dan lows narrator William Lee’s physical and drug addict who meets an untimely end in what he termed a “William Tell act.” Though With Elvis Costello and the Imposters.

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father worked the lights and sound in movies didn’t show up, so I got to do it. On that first Following surgery, Billy found himself mo- Fresh Start and theater, most notably on The Honeymoon- day, a kid whose stepfather worked at Power tivated by two passions: inspiring others to After a new kidney, Power ers, which was filmed at what Billy still likes to 96 liked what I did and introduced me to him. overcome their personal hardships and mix- call the Jackie Gleason Theater. Billy’s parents We made a deal: If I helped him in the studio, ing. Since receiving his new kidney, he’s played 96 alumnus Ballistic Billy were older when they had him, and there’s more he’d help me make a demo to get on the air.” clubs in Mexico, Canada, and Las Vegas. He’s rediscovered his love of music. than a decade age separation between him and From 1992 to 2001, Billy worked for the sta- working out the details for a tour that will take BY DAVID ROLLAND his siblings. Billy was born with reflux nephropa- tion, learning under the tutelage of DJ Laz and him from New York to Cancún, with stops in thy, a condition that causes a backward flow of other on-air personalities. Program director between. He’ll play Mokai Lounge in South f you drove around Miami in the 1990s, you urine into the kidneys. He says his illness was the Frank Walsh gave him the name DJ Ballistic Beach this month (the date has yet to be de-

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Billy. At 7 and 9 on the dot every night on disease that forced me to live in the hospital born in Miami. I was born in Hollywood, but open-format music,” he says. “There’s a lot of ugust IPower 96, he would play his mixes, mashing the first few years of my life,” he says. “I grew DJ Ballistic Billy was born on the airwaves of house, hip-hop, EDM. It’s a real banging time.” XX–M

up rock with hip-hop and house. Though he up fast because I had adult situations. I was lim- Power 96. Radio was in my blood,” he says. He says his most recent health issues gave him 6-A found himself broadcasting on a major radio ited with what I could do — no tackle football. I He eventually found himself as the touring a real appreciation for every moment and oppor- ugust

station at the insanely young age of 15, his gravitated toward things I could do by myself.” DJ for members of 2 Live Crew, but he had to tunity he has to make people dance, something he ONTH

early breaks were accompanied by a lifetime One of those things was mixing. Inspired by quit because his kidneys began to shut down. views as a finely tuned craft. “I love being mindful 12, 2015 of physical hardships, ones he openly shared Miami bass, the freestyle scene, Debbie Deb, “I was in and out of doctors’ offices all the time. of what the crowd is reacting to. You’re shooting XX, 2008 with New Times. “I want people to know just and 2 Live Crew, Billy amassed a record collec- Every other day for three hours at a time, I was yourself in the foot if you don’t adjust what you’re because you’re born with challenges, you can tion that surpassed 5,000 pieces of vinyl. But attached to a machine in order to live. There playing and react to the crowd. You learn a lot — still accomplish what you want to accomplish.” he broke into the business at the bottom, as a was no time to do anything else.” After three especially when you’ve been doing it for 25 years.” Billy Miller was born in Hollywood, Florida, ticket taker at the now-defunct Davie roller rink years of dialysis, he finally underwent a kidney to a family well-versed in show business. His Skate & Putt. “I was a kid, and one day the DJ transplant at Jackson Memorial Hospital in 2011. [email protected] 2525 up with Costello has become a far greater chal- Elvis! lenge than any offered by his contemporaries. ▼ Music Costello entered the public consciousness as a radical insurgent who helped spear- head British punk and new wave. In his first Alice in Chains major shift in stance, he recorded an album 8 P.M. TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, AT HARD ROCK called Almost Blue that was devoted entirely LIVE, 1 SEMINOLE WAY, HOLLYWOOD. TICKETS to American country music covers. It even COST $50 TO $80. CALL 954-797-5531, OR VISIT contained a warning: “This album contains browardpalmbeach.com

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ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews band. Alice in Chains is his voice, both ship with Burt Bacharach, the composer of musically and literally, with his vocal har- countless easy-listening standards. The two monies helping to create what makes the cowrote the song “God Give Me Strength” band’s sound so distinctive. Also working for the film Grace of My Heart. This led in its favor is the fact that current front- the two to record the album Painted From Night+ dA man William DuVall’s voice so closely Memory and, of course, a cover of Bacha- resembles that of his predecessor: a sin- rach’s classic “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” ge |

A ister low-end rumble that complements for Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. t the chugging, churning minor-chord Still, Costello’s most surprising turn- guitar riffs. Rolling Stone said 2013’s The around may have been his venture into Devil Put Dinosaurs Here “evokes Staley’s classical music. He’s completed a number memory with stomping survivor’s pride.” Photo by Andy Gotts of projects in that arena, among them The Fellow Seattleite Duff McKagan ap- on his band’s upcoming album. The two Elvis Costello and the Imposters Juliet Letters with the Brodsky Quartet and peared with the band on its Spokane, acts toured together in 2010. “It’s awe- WITH STEELY DAN. 7 P.M. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, an orchestral work, Il Sogno, a ballet based on Washington, date, and rumors have been some,” Moreno told the station. “It’s like AT PERFECT VODKA AMPHITHEATRE AT THE SOUTH Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. swirling that the original Guns N’ Roses you’re hearing a Deftones song, but all FLORIDA FAIRGROUNDS, 601-7 SANSBURY’S WAY, These jumps from classical to easy lis- bassist, who just released his second book, of a sudden, a little bit of Alice in Chains WEST PALM BEACH. TICKETS COST $30 TO $275. tening all come from the punk pontificator may embark on a biography of the band seeps its way in there, and it’s kind of neat. ure, David Bowie and Neil Young have who once warned, “You better watch your for his next writing project. “We talked I mean, me, as a fan, I was just sitting back, kept their fans fascinated by their vari- step,” the snotty cynic who snarled sarcasti- at length,” McKagan told Pulse of the and a little tear came out of my eye.” ous shifts in style and persona, challeng- cally, “I hope you’re happy now,” the radical Radio recently. “I’m a proponent of that With no openers slated, expect a movie- ingS listeners to anticipate where their muse young rebel who mocked one of his songs | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art band. I think it’s just a victorious story.” length set list that focuses on material from would carry them next, but no one’s been more by declaring, “You tripped at every step.” Though the band hasn’t made an of- the band’s first act, with just a handful of unpredictable than the former Declan Patrick Given his own daring and disregard, ficial announcement about a follow-up songs from its pair of albums with DuVall. MacManus. Better-known as Elvis Costello, the Costello clearly doesn’t worry about to Dinosaurs, Deftones frontman Chico Unlike most rock acts from its era, Alice artist has managed to change direction at regu- any missteps of his own. LEE ZIMMERMAN Moreno told Las Vegas radio station KOMP in Chains is not a nostalgia act. It has not lar intervals throughout his career. And given that Cantrell would make an appearance only survived but is thriving. DAVE LAKE the sheer volume of the man’s output, keeping [email protected] NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2012 XX, 12, 2015 12, ONTH ugust XX–M 6-A ONTH ugust M A

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Chucka Riddim: 9 p.m., $5. Funky Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Federal MONDAY, AUG. 10 Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, thefunkybuddha.com. Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes: 8 p.m., $10-$25. The Funky Biscuit, Biscuit Jam: With Mark Telesca & the Funky Biscuit All Stars, 8 p.m., 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Free. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395- LFTD LVLS: With the Holidazed. Presented by Ladies Reggae Night, 2929, funkybiscuit.com. 8 p.m., $5. Propaganda, 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, Jazz Jam: With the Fernando Ulibarri Group, the Mike Wood Trio, propagandalw.com. and surprise guests. Out on the patio stage it’s open mic with the The Metropolitan: Presented by Flaunt, 11 p.m., cover charge. Theatre De Underground., 9 p.m., $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832- Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. 9999, respectablestreet.com. Panic Disorder: 8 p.m., Free. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub, 1 Seminole Way, Shinobi Ninja: With Bonnie Riot, 9 p.m., cover charge. Vintage Tap, Fort Lauderdale, 954-791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. 524 W. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach, 561-808-7702, facebook. com/vintagetap. TUESDAY, AUG. 11 Stache of Laughs & JMB Sound Series: Starting at 9 p.m. with a comedy show hosted by Julie Baez featuring Bear Webb, Mary Alice In Chains: 8 p.m., $40-$60. Hard Rock Live, 1 Seminole Way, Smith, Trellany Feelinmyself Payton, Taylor Cohen, and Natalie Hollywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. Tyler. Live music presented by JMB Records starts at 11 p.m. Chloe Dolandis: With Ilana Armida, 8 p.m., $5-$7. The Funky Biscuit, with Wilder Sons, Lions After Dark, and the Velocity Gospel, 9 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. p.m., Free. Stache 1920’s Drinking Den, 109 SW 2nd Ave., Fort The Get Up Kids: With Braid and the Weaks, 6:30 p.m., $16.50. Lauderdale, stacheftl.com. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025. tage | a rt | Film D ish Music

FRIDAY, AUG. 7 WEDNESDAY, AUG. 12 The Appleseed Cast: With Dikembe, Annnabel, and others. Presented An Evening of Jewish Soul: With Boaz Davidoff, 8 p.m., $10-$15. The by Breakeven Booking, 8 p.m., $14. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. funkybiscuit.com. Cezar Santana Trio: Presented by Brazilian Sessions, 7:30 p.m., The Helmsmen: Album release party, 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, $20. Bailey Contemporary Arts, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561-747-8878, gua- 41 NE First St., Pompano Beach, GET OUR FREE APP nabanas.com. 561-654-8151, bacapompano.org. SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR House of Lightning: With Dead, 9 p.m., Cheezy and the Crackers: 9 p.m., iPHONE OR ANDROID $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, FOR MORE CONCERTS Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Jupiter, 561-747-8878, gua- OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com Steely Dan: Rockabye Golly Angel Tour nabanas.com. with Elvis Costello & the Imposters, 7 Dreams Crystal Visions of Fleetwood Mac: Fleetwood Mac tribute p.m., $25-$139. Perfect Vodka Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s band with Eddie Jelley as Lindsey Buckingham on guitar and Way No. 7, West Palm Beach, 561-795-8883, ticketmaster.com. vocals, Katherine Douglas as Stevie Nicks, and Kevin Kelly as John McVie, 9 p.m., $10-$20. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. EARLY WARNINGS Gator Wine: 9 p.m., $6. Funky Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Federal NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, thefunkybuddha.com. AUGUST New Times Broward-palm B each The Next Generation of Blues: With Blues Crusaders, Joel Da Silva, NMBR11, Tchaa, Steel Brothers Band, Cameron Osceola with the Great Aunts: Presented by Flaunt, Thu., Aug. 13, 10 p.m., Free. JL Fulks Band, and JL Fulks. Hosted by JL Fulks, 6 p.m., $7. Propa- Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832- ganda, 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, propagandalw.com. 9999, respectablestreet.com. Washa: With Band Felix and Jason Grillo, 6 p.m., Free. Radio-Active Off Orbit: Thu., Aug. 13, 9 p.m., $6. Funky Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Records, 845 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-762-9488, Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, thefunkybuddha.com. radio-active-records.com. The Motor City: With Roll the Stones and Kat Riggins of Blues Revival., What So Not: Presented by Poplife, 11 p.m., $20-$25. Grand Central, Thu., Aug. 13, 8 p.m., $15. The Plaza Ballroom & Event Centre, 111 US 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. Highway 1, NORTH PALM BEACH, 561-842-0111, theplazaballroom. com/tickets.htm. SATURDAY, AUG. 8 Crud: Tour Benefit Show with Shroud Eater, the Panix, Antifaces, and Livid Death, Fri., Aug. 14, 8 p.m., $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Fushu Daiko: 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Culture Club: With Howard Jones, Fri., Aug. 14, 8 p.m., $85.25- Iko-Iko: 8 p.m., $10-$20. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., $145.25. Bayfront Park, 301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 305-358-7550, Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. bayfrontparkmiami.com. Jill Scott: 8 p.m., $55-$85. Hard Rock Live, 1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, Hippiefest 2015: With the Family Stone, Rick Derringer, and Mitch 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. Ryder & the Detroit Wheels, Fri., Aug. 14, 7:30 p.m., $19.69-$59.49. Johnny Raincloud: EP Release Party, 6 p.m., Free. Radio-Active Broward Center for the Performing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Records, 845 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-762-9488, Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, browardcenter.org. M ONTH radio-active-records.com. Incubus & Deftones: 2015 Tour with Death From Above 1979 and A Kevin Gates: Presented by New Era Booking, 8 p.m., $42. Revolution the Bots, Fri., Aug. 14, 6:15 p.m., $25-$99.50. Perfect Vodka ugust

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