Marilena Zackheos
what you would rather not know.
Aries March 21- April 19 building on quicksand while you are monogamous, no one will follow
you to the sports bar for drinks because the plan stinks house party sourpuss
there is a new book on your field that you don’t own, your students worry
about your love life, Trader Joe’s upped the prices on hummus and naan
growing impatient with your inconstant research pursuits, your mentor
denies you exist; yet your summer fling intends to bear your children
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