MINI Motoring Games: the Official Rulebook

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There is no winner; the loser is the one still standing on the on standing still one the is loser the winner; no is There occupied. previously don’t. Once a specific letter has been claimed, no one else can have it. have can else one no claimed, been has letter specific a Once don’t. immediately exit the car and assume a seat different from the one they they one the from different seat a assume and car the exit immediately Letters on signs, billboards and license plates count; letters inside the MINI the inside letters count; plates license and billboards signs, on Letters At a stoplight, the driver spontaneously announces "Fire Drill." Everyone must Everyone Drill." "Fire announces spontaneously driver the stoplight, a At The classic road game. Find every letter of the alphabet, first one to "Z" wins. "Z" to one first alphabet, the of letter every Find game. road classic The RED LIGHT FIRE DRILL FIRE LIGHT RED H LHBTGAME ALPHABET THE something your mother wouldn't approve of. approve wouldn't mother your something through parking lots checking off license plates is cheating of the worst kind. worst the of cheating is plates license off checking lots parking through goes, as truckers have pretty much seen it all. But that's no excuse to do do to excuse no that's But all. it seen much pretty have truckers as goes, shotgun. (See rules for Shotgun) Only vehicles in motion are eligible; cruising eligible; are motion in vehicles Only Shotgun) for rules (See shotgun. you, frowns or makes an obscene gesture, you lose a point. Rules-wise, anything Rules-wise, point. a lose you gesture, obscene an makes or frowns you, ties. If the driver is involved in the tie then the call goes to the person riding riding person the to goes call the then tie the in involved is driver the If ties. smiles, waves back or honks his air horn, you get a point. If the trucker ignores trucker the If point. a get you horn, air his honks or back waves smiles, new state license plate and shout it out gets to cross it off their list. Driver decides Driver list. their off it cross to gets out it shout and plate license state new Passengers take turns attracting the attention of passing 18-wheelers. If the driver the If 18-wheelers. passing of attention the attracting turns take Passengers Make a list of the 50 states. (This part’s harder than the game.) The first to see a see to first The game.) the than harder part’s (This states. 50 the of list a Make SWEET AND SOUR TRUCKER SOUR AND SWEET LICENSE PLATE LICENSE MINI MOTORING GAMES SHOTGUN THE OFFICIAL RULEBOOK The first passenger to shout out the word "Shotgun" stakes his or her indisputable claim to the front seat—the coveted "Shotgun" position. The car RALLY NAME must be in plain view to all passengers for the call of "Shotgun" to be legally binding. If two passengers shout out "Shotgun" simultaneously, the first to add If you only had a name like Paddy Hopkirk or Timo Makinen or Rauno Aaltonen, a specific type of shotgun, i.e. "12-gauge" will be declared the winner. you’d probably already be a famous rally driver. So try this: take your mother’s maiden name and then add the street you grew up on. Presto! That’s your rally name. Of course, this doesn’t work for SONGSCAN everyone. If it doesn’t work for you, maybe you just weren’t cut out for rallying. Assign one person to be in charge of the radio seek button. He pushes it, and once a song can be heard, whoever shouts out the artist wins a point. The seek LICENSE PLATE BLACK JACK button is punched again, until a new song is heard. Hopefully, once you go Think of the next car that passes you as the "dealer" and its license plate as your completely around the dial, the radio stations are playing different songs. If not, "hand." Add up the numbers. Then you can hit or stay. If you hit, the license this game starts sucking pretty quickly. plate on the next car you pass becomes your next hand. Hit as many times as you want to get to 21, but anything over is a bust. No free drinks, no buffet, no German guys with Siberian Tigers, just fun times. These rules are legally binding throughout all fifty states, territories, U.S. protectorates and FOLDING INSTRUCTIONS: Hold sheet lengthwise with arrow pointing up. Fold in half by Canadian provinces, superceding and eclipsing all local and international governing bodies pushing the top half away from you and down. Fold in half again by taking the left side and folding because you bothered to print and fold this thing. away from you behind the right side..
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