MINI Motoring Games: the Official Rulebook
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If the driver is involved in the tie then the call goes to the person riding riding person the to goes call the then tie the in involved is driver the If ties. smiles, waves back or honks his air horn, you get a point. If the trucker ignores trucker the If point. a get you horn, air his honks or back waves smiles, new state license plate and shout it out gets to cross it off their list. Driver decides Driver list. their off it cross to gets out it shout and plate license state new Passengers take turns attracting the attention of passing 18-wheelers. If the driver the If 18-wheelers. passing of attention the attracting turns take Passengers Make a list of the 50 states. (This part’s harder than the game.) The first to see a see to first The game.) the than harder part’s (This states. 50 the of list a Make SWEET AND SOUR TRUCKER SOUR AND SWEET LICENSE PLATE LICENSE MINI MOTORING GAMES SHOTGUN THE OFFICIAL RULEBOOK The first passenger to shout out the word "Shotgun" stakes his or her indisputable claim to the front seat—the coveted "Shotgun" position. The car RALLY NAME must be in plain view to all passengers for the call of "Shotgun" to be legally binding. If two passengers shout out "Shotgun" simultaneously, the first to add If you only had a name like Paddy Hopkirk or Timo Makinen or Rauno Aaltonen, a specific type of shotgun, i.e. "12-gauge" will be declared the winner. you’d probably already be a famous rally driver. So try this: take your mother’s maiden name and then add the street you grew up on. Presto! That’s your rally name. Of course, this doesn’t work for SONGSCAN everyone. If it doesn’t work for you, maybe you just weren’t cut out for rallying. Assign one person to be in charge of the radio seek button. He pushes it, and once a song can be heard, whoever shouts out the artist wins a point. The seek LICENSE PLATE BLACK JACK button is punched again, until a new song is heard. Hopefully, once you go Think of the next car that passes you as the "dealer" and its license plate as your completely around the dial, the radio stations are playing different songs. If not, "hand." Add up the numbers. Then you can hit or stay. If you hit, the license this game starts sucking pretty quickly. plate on the next car you pass becomes your next hand. Hit as many times as you want to get to 21, but anything over is a bust. No free drinks, no buffet, no German guys with Siberian Tigers, just fun times. These rules are legally binding throughout all fifty states, territories, U.S. protectorates and FOLDING INSTRUCTIONS: Hold sheet lengthwise with arrow pointing up. Fold in half by Canadian provinces, superceding and eclipsing all local and international governing bodies pushing the top half away from you and down. Fold in half again by taking the left side and folding because you bothered to print and fold this thing. away from you behind the right side..