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"THE GIG LA MPZ." occult art of self-preservation, had been en­ note bearing the words, "Sir, the choice of abled to live through the centuries. weapons rests with you," But happily those PUBLISHED DAILY, EXOEPT WEEK-DAYS. " AmI not addressing the celebrated au- days are dead j and we have just purchased TERMS, $2.50 PER ANNUM. thor ?" Baid the voice of the un- an extremely large waste-basket. couthly-featured. ..:l/~~-==~ ___• ______Address ,/ GIGLAl\IPZ PUBLISHING CO.," I It was a half-merry, half-mocking voice- J 50 WEST FOURTH STREET. a deep voice that sounded as though convey- Since our Aldermanic Board amuses itself -_____ I, cd from a vast distance through the modi urn with comic petitions, .we .would suggest a. of a pneumatic tube, public minstrel performance by that a.ugust SALUTATORY. It therefore resembled in its tone the bodv. Our worthy Mayor would of course dreamily - distant voices never - slumbering tak~ ;the part of "Mr. Johnson," while Si and BY A CELEBRATED FREN(,H AUTHOR. A }'RIEND Fancy hearB in the hours devoted to dark - Jimmy would make unequaled" end men," OF GIGLAMPZ. ness and slumber hy moral people. and the pensive tHx-payer would at least An enormous drop of soot-tinged water reap Borne amusement from his shekels. -.-- fell upon our nose, incontestably proving 1-/ /:::- r- •__ .__ _ IT was a dark and fearsome night in the that we were awake; and we murmured h E 1" ~ month of Juno, 1874; and the pavements of I monosyllabic assent to the stranger's query. Onee upon a time t ere was anng 18 1 Fourth Street were abandoned to solitude. " It. is well, " replied the Unknown, with a judge, who acted upon the principle that ali The lamps, dripping huge water-drops latitudinarian smile of joy. "1 have bl~en crimes were equally deserving of capitn,t fire-tinged fl'om their lurid glare~ seemed seeking you. I Ileed your assistance, your punishment, and wbo finally got into bot monst'rollA yellow goblin-eyes; weeping phos- . talent, yourmentul vigor so enormously water by wakingup suddenly from a snooze phorescent tears. manifested in your cyclopean phrenological in court, to pronounce the death sentence It was raining, and tbe funereal sky flamed development." upon somebody before the trial was balf with lightning. It W~8 such a rain as in tbe "Sapristi, monsieur !-permit me to in- through. There is an august city official in. primeval world created verdant seas of slimy. quire the nature of __ " 'Cincinnati who is suspected of being a mar­ mUG, subsequently condensed into that fossil- " Attend a little, friend, and your curiosi- chand de'justice; and people are hoping that iferous strata where to-day spectacled ge- ty.shall be sated with ample satisfaction. I he may some day yield to slumber in the ~~~g~~~~:i~di~~abne:1oend, ~~~ ~~~~~:::~~~:noJ ~:~: ~~:~edu~~;;o~ s:~ot;:ao:3ha~~sa~~~es~ P0:teli~~' ... the icthyosaurus. under the various regimes of a thousand TH·E entire force of day-polico were re- We. sat motionlessly meditati ve in the shad- civilizations, which flourished on ancient soil cently invited to a fashionable wedding rc­ ows of a Guthic doorway of medieval pat- now covered by the mile - deep waters of ception given at the palatial residence of tern, alld ruefully observed the movements, of foaming oceam~. I have:made my dwelling- one of our wealthiest citizens. Seven only! a giant rat, slaking his thirst at a water- place in the mig'hty palace-halls of Egyptian how~ver, of the constables were able to ac­ spout. Suddenly we were aware of a pres-, kings, in the gian t cities of dead Assyria, cept the kind invitation; and these did not sure-a gentle pressure on our shoulder. in the residences of Aztec monarchs and Pc- appear to enjoy themselves as might have A hurried glance convinced us that the ruvian Incas, in the snow-columned temples been exprcted, wandering in melancholy pressure was oecasioned by the presence of of the Greek, and the lordly homes of the meditation about the ground~, and mingling a hand. luxurious Roman. In fact I am roc:k-ribbed but little with the other six hundred guests It was a long, bony, ancient hand, dried and ancient as the sun; and have been wor- present. Evidently the poor fellows were and withered ~o the consisteney of India- shiped as a genius in far-sparkling planets I not used to fashionable eompany. rubber. It mIght have been compared to ere this mundane sphere was first evolved ~ 1'h.«A.~..-' • _ .. _ the hand of a mummy embalmed in the from that fiamidg orb. In all time \-vhen in- . reign of Ramases IlL, but wo felt a living dividualized intelligent thought existed,' 1 When Rotorious counterfeiters have been warmth in its'pressul'e, penetrating our sum- have inculcated, in living beings the truth of so unfortunate as to fall into the clutches of mer linen. that sublime and eternal maxim-."Laugh the inexorable law, and when mourning The Oriental wizards occasionally need and grow fht." To-day men must be taught friends show, their sympathy by inflicting the assistance' of a magic candle, in their' this glorious truth by the Bullock Press I"a- grievous ,bodily harm with beer glasseR upon groping amid ancient tombs-a candle which ther than the Tongue. 1 want your pen, not th~ person of a U~ited ~tates ?e.tecti\Te, ~e­ burns with a fuming stench 80 foul, that your tongue. 1Vl'ite me a i'alutatory for my tal~led as prosecutm~ w.ltnes~, It ]s the legIS­ huuary ghouls fiee dismayedly away. 'rhis new illm;trated weekly-only fivo cents a latl:e CUf:ltom of C~nemna.tl to arrest ~he candle 'is made of green fat-the fat of men copy." I U Dl~ed States ?ete~tlve, whIle the assault~ng long dead. For such a candle it is of course 'Yith these words he pressed a glazed partIes depa~'t In trIUmphant peace. ,It nus necefij~al'y to have a candlestiek. To procUl-~ Bristol-board card into our trembling hand, I become a mIsdemeanor to hnye one shead this cancllestick it is necessary to cut o,ff and di8appeared. brokeq'J the right hand of a murderou8 criminal exe- By the light of the weeping 8·trect-lamps L H- . •• --- euted by impalement, and having curefully we read thereon this weird If'gend: THE tide of public diHfavol'-to use an ex- dried it, to insert the ca~dle in its ghastly ~g~~n~~Oo~}!::rOagoOd.i),. travagan:t.ly mild term-appears to be setting grasp. .N ow the hand laId on our sboulder ~ @'Jt.:)@,~ ~ in strongly against journalistic gentlemen. ,strongly, r~sembled such ~ .hand. ~ .'~ 6(~Qj'" [] Pulpit, senate, and bar f.re fulniinating The. InTlng ~varmth O.t Its pre~sure al~ne :,:0.•,.,' r1~' ferociously againl5t them; and there is 'every restramed us trom utterIng a shrIek of hld- . f!If!LA"JrpZ ~-.(J prospect that we are soon to have a first-class eous fear. A cold sweat ravaged the starch- IN \.l ~ .I.,.. sensation in the snape of a J'ourualistic mar- ed bosom of o~r under-garment. ~ 0 tyrdom. Onl,y last Sunday one of our oldest Suddenly a f~ce peered out from t?e sb~d- ~~.),' ---I~X)2, ~L_ ~ and most prominent lawyers said that it ow, and thQ SIckly gl~re of the fiwkermg \!dl ~.~ G("'~ ~ would to-day be "impossible to impannel a gas-lamp fell full upo~ It. .. "«~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jury in Hamilton County, that would hang The aspect of that face llumedlately reas- a man for killing 4n editor or a reporter." aured us, .-. .:l. N\.«-t·,101 Coming events cast their shadows before. It wa1'4 iong to grotesqueness and meagre ~ even to weirdness. It would have been Col. George 'Ward Nickels bas been eng'lged as car- " I I -_-- stron~ly :Ylephistoph'clic but for an air of jo- t~~W~i8t for the new paper, THE GmLA.)fPz.-[Vol~s- THE public hus indulged in spccula.tion, viality that WllS not· wholly saturnine, The Contrary and notwithstanding the infer- and no little levity, in regard to our name. eves were deep, piercing, but" laughter- h' 1 b' 1 b In this, as i'n the future conduct of this ex- stirred" as thORe of Haroun Alraschid, The ence w ](; 1 a emg lted pu lie may have traordinaty sheet, we seek only to please nOi'e ';as almost sata.nically aquiline, but its drawn from the pictures that have been ex- our8~lves. 'Whether the publitshing' ('om- I b h hibited over the Colonel's signature, we har~h outline was tn0re than re ieved y ~ e maintain that he is NOT a caricaturist, and pany will declure "Irish dividends" in six Ion'..," smiling mouth. and the countless wrHl- . . I month~, or not, does not concern u~. We ~ - d IS certam y not connected with this paper. I k kIt'S of melTi ment that i ntersec'teone . an- _ (the editorial corps) being on a salary, 00 other in crOW's-feet all over the ancient faee. ••• H ';':1 ~ "~J on publie favor with '~Cl'ene indifference The stranger's complexion Wl;tS that of caout- I THERE was a period in the history of jour- Tbe name pleases us. We look upon it in choue j alld his long lank loekswere blacker· nalism when for an editor to reject an MS. as the light of l;t conundrum, calculated to in­ +/han the plumage of those yellow-footed I unfit for publication was· to provoke a duel duce reflection in simple minds. We hope birds that prey upon the dead. His whole I with its author; and when a rejected MS. some one may solve it, as we have inconti­ aspect was that of one who, by somo eerie, was usually returned to the writer with a nently given'it up . ...,./... lit .. THE GIGLAMPZ. 3

THE publi~ will be gratified to learn that ly in civil war, and soon expir'ed in agony. I their mission fund by Sunday-school children the learned member of the Board of Mem- Then the adherents of the king, who called I throughout the country only goes to support bel'S of Spring Grove Cemetery, who was themselves civilized, made cannibal war up- them in luxury, and aid them to crush the commissioned by that august body to pur- on the independent anthropophagical repub- miserable natives into lower dt'gradaLion. chase a thousand dollars' worth of English lieans; and the tribes of the mountain made Now they have just started the temperance shrubs for decorating our beautiful Place of war upon the tt'ibes of the plain; and the crusade, and as fanaticilHn has there no Tombs, has latel): returned from his Europ- settlers made war upon cverybody; and influence sufficiently powerful to oppose ean trip,. bearing the evergreen results of Thakombau for the twenty-seven-hundredth it, some hundreds of wretched Tahitians will his purchase in the shape of one thousand time offered Fiji to the English government. probably ere long be released from their dollars' worth of plants indigenouF! to Ameri- But not until the white residents had all be· I earthly suffcrings by pra.y.er. ..I 11 can soil. The purchase comprises valuable come buccaneers. and som~ d07.en cannibal _____----~-. f~ I specimens o~ the Fl?tanus OccidentaU, Pinea chiefs ha:d expired from eating too much IT would seem to be a tat-k superhuman to Alba, ~nct Pmea N~ger. That our. learned I settler" d~d Engla?~ vot!cb~.~fe to assume separate the wheat from the tarel;, or rather botalllst should tr~verse the AtlantIC f~r the, control of the destImes ot F1JI. ~nd tml~ss I to di~cover whether there be aught else but pn.rp~se of procurIng the Platanus Occzdent- I she. herl'lelf shall at so~e future tune. de~J~e tares in the fertile field ()f modern f:piritual­ all Illlght see~l to su,~ge8t he has never. be- to forego .ber ~oral clalm of oWnerS?lp, It.1S I' ism .. Even granting the possible truth of held the V~l d.ant banks of an. Amer'lcan 1m orally CE'rtam that n.? ?ther natIOn w~ll what we must term an agreeable though creek; but l.t lS at le~st a proof of remark- ever attempt to take Fl.JI. f~om her. It Wlll\ fantnstic theory, it must be acknowledged ably energetIc enterprIse .. We d? nat know i probably .be the last abldlllg. place of the that the profeAsion of "medium" js propor­ w~eth~r the 'platanus. Occl,dentalt costs any-; last Enghshman, when IndIa shall ~~ve tionateJy even more dil'1graced by imposture thln~ 1l1. ObI?; but It costs three poun~s, passed ~o other rulerR, when all other Brltlsh I than that of "doctor" by quackery. AI­

B~erllllg m .MIddlesex. Some l)ersonR mall- i posSeSSlOnf- Ehall L have passed to olher pow- mORt incessantly we hear through the daily ~lOu.sl:y s~gge8t that, the learned gunthlman i ers, and wh~n Lhe New ~ealan~ traveler. pt'ess of mediums) long famous by the ap- 18 hm.lseli an evergl een. ..;;;t:, fI : t:!hall h~ve sat upon the bro~cn arcg of Lo~- I parent performance of marvels more won-

" ••• , .,' " , . I, don BrIdge to ~ketch the rums of d. ~aull:l. drous than the mi~acle~ of ~aron, being THE Hettlement 01 POlIt.lCal affall's m ~paln i ---.;f 14. exposed as common Jugglmg tricksters; and will probabll be (join<.~ident with the death i OF ~ll the people on the face of thB earth, it il-3 only within the past week that Harriet ?f th~ S}?aTllsh people. To dw~l1 together the Tahitians must have the least relish for ! "Vil~on, a mu(;h celebrated" materializing" 10 Ulllty IS unnatura~ to th.e Sp:lmsh soul, ab- civiJized religion. Before Captain Cook had I medmm, has been denounced in the daily ~o~mal to the Spa?lsb mm?, 3:ltoget.~er.i~- bis brains knoeked out for sacrilegiouRly vio-l p~pe:rs for practicing imposture. While Jurious to the Spamsh constltuilon. ::)pam's lating a native temple Tahiti was the island- ! bmdlllg her hands preparatory to a seance wealth has always been obtained ~y murder, paradise of the Pacifi~. It was peopled 9Y II' one of tb~ gentlemen. present wisely be~ and he~' fame by butchtry. It. IS at le.ast, a harmless and happy people, handsome in thought hIm of markmg her palms with co~fortl!lg to k~ow that the raGe IS bccommg I person, frank and affectionate in diSpo~ition.1 ronge, unknown to her; and the audience extmct Just a~ ta~t as a syste~m of wholesale I For thousands of years this graceful, dusky I after,:ard ma~velled greatly that all the mutual assas81.n~tlon, whIch .It ~ould be flat- 1 race had lived in a condition of primitive I "sp,irIt-hands,' poked out of the cabinet tery to term CIVIl war, can kIll Jt off. Natural communism. Labor was unheard of, for dUl'mg the performance, were spotted witll death> has become tbe e~ception rather than " nature supplied every want. Marriage was ~ol'e.! It ~ubsequently turned o.u~, to .their the rule wherever Spamsh blood propagates i unknown' mother and child needed not·the mfiDlte disgust, that the "SpIrlt-volces" itself. ,The ultimate destin,Y of the Spanish! support of husband and father wbile the I were produced .by. bad ven~rifoquism, and people 18 to cut each other_s .throats t~ the neeessitiesoflife were ever within eaAY reach. that the ': materIahzed faces' were one and ~ast mal:!; and the soone~' thIS IS accomphshcd I Wars were few, crime unfreqnent, and the all persolllfied by her own v~eIl-matel'ia1ized In Cubf\; Central AmerlCa, and the mother- i natives passud their lives undisturbed in the face, adorned by false whIskers of divers eountry, the better for humanity. ,;:,.fl '/'1- : pursuit of every sensuous enjoyment. It w.as I col?rs: Yet but a few hours previous~y, the • - •. l 'just such a life in point of pleasure and hap- maJorlty of those whom she had SWIndled IT appearA that Great Britain has at last piness as Fourier propbesied for the reno- I were ready to stake their hopes uf imrnor­ been compelle~ to ass~~e the uudeniabl,e va'Led earth, when sorrow and sin should have Itality. upo,~ the genuineness of her 'lmani­ duty of govermng the FIJIan authropophagl. fled to other planets, nnd the sea should have I festatIOns. Dire and dreadful necessity alonec·ould have been turned into lemonade. But wben the, Really, the most sensible Course for spirit­ forced s~~h a cours~ upon her. She did not first settlers establi.shed th~mselve.s a'nd num-l u.alists.to folluw, conside:ring the ev.er-.recur­ w~~t FlJI at all; 1~ .. fact, nobody wanted. bedess vices and dIseases m the lsland, the I rmg dISc.losure of such Jmpos~ure, IS, lD our F1Jl-not even the FIJians themselves. For mi~sionariea ac(~ompanied them) and gl'ad- humble Judgment, to let medIUms alone al­ ages the generous and patriotic ,eannibals uall)" obtained the governmental control. A together, and devote themselves, instead, to had been vainly offering their fertile father- people, who, for countless generations, had the careful observance of those" conditional land as a free gift t~ all the nati?n.s. or the regarded life as give? only for enj?y,?le~t,. la~~," whereby alone they may ultj1?~tely ea.rth-the prospectIve ta~k of Clvlltzlllg.a coul.d n~t be argued 1ll~0 an a~pre01a~10n of I at"am ~o that supernal degree of splrltual trIbe of men, who occaSIOnally eat tbelr PUl'ltalllsm. It was eVIdently lmposslble to exaltatIOn necessary to the develupment of wives the day after marriage, and regard it as convert them by preaching, so the evangel. second-sight. There is, of course, much the most sacred of filial duties to murder lcals determined to convert them by force. variance of upinion among our modern dis­ their mothers, not to say grandmot-hers or i This was not a difficuYt task; for they did not I ciples of necromancy regarding the con­ mothers-in-law, sufficed to quench all de-. have to deal with a race of ferocious can- I ditions alluded to. The majority, for exam­ sire for the sole possesAion of F.iji sandal- • nibals but with a naturally gentle and pleas. I pIe, tell us that ghosts dislike tobacco-smoke wood and cocoanuts. Even the missionarie~ , ure-lo~ing people. Laws were established and those who indulge in stimulants, or nar~ soon came to find that the kingdom of God for the enforcement of Puritan decorum coties, can never hope for the high pleasure on earth was not to be founded in Fiji, and which no civilized community would for a of being perpetually haunted; whereas steered their barks to other isles-but not 1· moment endure, and beside which our old Mr. Gerald Massey informs us, on Brahmin~ until after the most zealous had found an , colonial blue-laws were mild and liberal. The ieal authority, that tobacco is a holy and early tomb in anthrop0phagical stom- I wealth of fruits, which nature gave to that wholesome plant, fragrantly grateful to the achs. Once in a while the French men-of~ i blooming island for the food of its natural ghostly constitution, and that certain stimu­ war attempted to sow the seeds of civiIiza- : inhabitants, were confiscated and shipped to lants and drugs have in all ages been tion with new and improved ordnance; but, i European parts; and when the robbed and regarded as powerful aids to medium8hip. strange to say, the cannibal pots continued' famishing natives asked for food, they were There can be no doubt of this; and we our­ to boil, and the cannibal drums to boom, told to work for it. Like the Caribs enslaved selves have at various epochs in our event. and the odorous steam of human flesh boil- by the Spanish adventurers, hundreds of the ful history had proof positive that the use ing and baking, ascended to heaven much people died rather than work; others sub- of s~imulants affects the yisio11 strangely. as usua1. Fin~lly, some ferocious English mitted to the yoke) and are now mOl"e or less Neither can we but agree with Gerald as traders succeeded in obtaining a footing OIl the slaves of the gentle preachers of the II regards the statement that social enjoyment the coast by shooting every native who Gospel. Harnessed like brutes to carrillges, nourishing food, fresh air) and healthy exer~ came to see what they were doing, until a they draw the saintly wives of those pious! cisc, are fatal hindrances to progreFsive small portion of the island began to show evangelists from place to place, receiving a spiritualistic development, and that if we signs of mor'al and agricultural improve- few cents for a day's hard labor; or toil in desire the companionship of spectres, the ment. They even succeeded in estublishing their gardens and ,l:!ubmit to kicks and c:uffs I less we seek for human companionship the an extraordinary species of limi.ted mon- from the men of God. The missionaries 1 better. To beeome exalted visionaries it archy) and an anthropophagical « cabinet." there are, without exception, wealthy and 1 were therefore necessary to live more or less Howev\1r, the" cabinet " spent its time chief- comfortable, and every cent contributed to I [Continued on page 6.] THE G1GLA~

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e [Continued from page 2.] little of the East .End; .Belgravia's aristo- lor. He affirms that it's delightful even to after the fashion of the ancient wizard thus cratic nostrils never inhaled the odors of have his wife scold him. That's my young described in Tennyson's" Vivien :" Seven Dials; St. James's knows nothing of friend Mooney, who has been married six St. Giles's. And probably it does not care weeks. MyoId friend WisJomtooth, wh() CIA little, glassy-headed, hairless man, to know. has been married ten years, says to me every Who lived alone in a great wild on grass: R ea d b ut one b00 k ,an d -eYer rea dlUg· grew oL' n","""LJe-_._""""" ..... sp)'inO',P":l re~!'Ularly',Q So lean his eyes were monstrous, while the skin A tNt "Hunks, let us pack up a few traps and Clung but to crate and basket, ribs and spine.-·- --" ,.. - roes. bottles, and go off and ha"e a fishing-party * * * ;', To him the wall T 1" . . f I M M' k t'll hI" " That I:'unders ghosts and shadow- casting men, i .HE ~nnua eX~lOltlOn 0 • t 1e c IC en 1 onse-c eanmg s over. Became a crystal, and he,saw them through it." I U mverslty Drawmg School ]13 now open, at Well, I put that in my bachelor pipe and n . . College Hall, and is larger and better than smoke it, in the solitude of bachelor's han~ uertawly th~ most skeptIcal can not but i those of any previous period. By far the just as I put the saying of Mooney into my acknowledge WIth M,r. Massey .that when we i greatest number of pupils only remain a few pipe and smoked it, before. I, a man with forswear human .soCIet:r, abstaIn from beef-I morlthl'l, and the exhibition does not. 'there- seven sweet sisters, know from blesse'd ex­ stea~, devour st~mulatmg dr?-&s, and ~leep I fore, fully represent the labors of the teach- perie~ce t~lat women always scold at ho~se. as lIttle as pos~nble) the InVISIble begm to I ors. We are, as a people, inc1ined to take cleamng yme, t~erefore I pontler t~e saymg make themselves visible, Go, 0 would-be a very superficial view of things in general, I of my frI~nd 'Vlsdomtooth, and I mfer by believer, and live alone in a great wild on and be satisfied with mediocre reEmlts. No the negat.lve method that after a man has. grafa. eL: H tetJ1."'~ profesAor of a European Art Academy will bee.n married ten y~ars! .. it is not ~nvariably ... concede that a student can draw correlJtly delIghtful to have hls wlte scold hIm. A RECENT number of Punch contains a unless he has gone through at least four or Som:ti.mes, in the solitude ?f bachel?r's cartoon of remarkable artistic merit ill ustra- :five years of severo disciplille. If, therefore, hall, Slttlllg there alone, smokmg my pIpe, tive of the Bengal famine, under the title of this exhibition causes severe critics to smile, the thought comes powerfully over me that "A Wrestle for Life." Over a sterile plain, ; and Rhrug their shoulders, they mllst re- I ought to be a happy married Il!a~), instead strewn with Hindoo dead, glides the weird· collect that it is in great part the labor of of a ?ald-headed ?ld Hun~s SIttll1g alone spectre of Famine-a black skeleton-shadow, one man, and that he has very re8tlesB ma- ~moklng a nasty pIpe. At tlmes the thought muffied in a, diaphanous sable shroud; while terial to deal with. ]13 so strong upon me that I knock the ashes. a multitude of honor-stricken and despair- Of the "antique" drawings we like the from myoId pipe- -which I've let go entirely ing natives kneel in the path of the grisly" broad massy handling of the Venus de Milo out, thinking of matrimony - and put on horror, and raise their helpless hands in ! (No.3) best" and prefer it to thc Laocoon ~y hat to go and see the Tarbuncles. My prayer to the rainless heaven. But from the I (No.1), though the latter is finished with sIster Samantha married Jenkins Tarbuncle. right rushes a giantess, a woman-'l'itan, Bri- lithographic minuteness. The Illuminated Samantha Ta,rbuncle is the youngest of my tannia helmeted and armed, who seizes tho 'fexts are admirably done, and are worthy seven sisters. The other six are Ringle, and bony arms of the foul Shape in grasp of iron, of great praise, as well as the little pencil I live with 'em. I go down to the store and struggles to force him back. Yet one studies of Kenyon Cox. where my brother-in-law, Jenkins Tarbuncle, feels, while regarding the eerie seene, that I ' We are sorry that we can not praise the is clerk, and wait for him. Tar's cousin, a the subtle goblin strength of the ghastly I painted studies. What makes them worse ri<.:h young fellow from the West, is there thing is slowly telling against the mighty· in our estimation, is the fact, that most of too, waiting to go home with Tar. We two. human force of those muscle-wreathed arms, them are tho work of one of the teachers. go to witness the matrimonial felicity of although the attitude of the lion· eyed woman, Decidedly the best and most promising J enki ns and Samantha Tarbuncle. Saman­ who looks unappalled into the eyeless skull- part of the exhibition, are the drawings of tha, my beloved sister, comes !nto the parlor,. face before her, shows that the progress of the class under Mr. Howard's direction. We all smiles and French whitewash, with her­ her terrible antagonist is at least delayed. j want men to go forth into our potteries, mu- hair d?ne in a coronet braid in front, and a And .Britannio. gains her end; for in the back- chine-shopfl, and maufactories, and we need bob-tall braid at the ba<.:k. That is to flay,. gr()und, longcaravanF-, laden with provisions, I them far more than historical painters. Samantha Tar greets the rich young fellow are hurrying over tho plain, and English en- ! American industrial art stands to-day lower from the West with a flood of angel smiles. gines are steaming toward the scenes of ac- I than that of any civilized nation, as we am- Old Hunkl', with his thoughts bent on mat­ tion with their food-freighted traiGs of cars. I ply had occasion to see at the Vienna Ex- rimony and an angel wife, looks sharply to The whole cartoon is one of more than 01'-1 position. Mr. Howard evidently understands see how the angel greets poor Tar. She dinary merit, especially in the conception of industrial design, and the work of his class looks at him in silence a moment. rrhen she the two central figures-the hideous form of, showshow they were taught to study the na- f!ives a dignified little grunt, like a dog chok­ the goblin .. death, and the grandly powerful: tural leaf~ and combine it in graceful de- mg on a bone. That's the only salutation figure of the determined woman-wrestler. It! signs. she vou( hsafes the partner of her joys. Then is one of those spiritedly patriotic drawings: The wood-carving class has a large exhi- Rhe goes back to Wilkins from the "\\Test, and that kindle honest pride in English hearts, '\ bition which naturally attracts the attention talks to him in the sweetest, brightest, heav­ truthfully telling of England's noble effol·ts , of visitors, as it is somelh ing tangible. It enliest tones it is possible for a woman to as­ to save her dusky subjects from the most I has become "the thing" for the East End surne. Wilkins from the West doesn't notice; horrible of deaths. Still this pictorial saga I ladies to take to; and although marvelou~ as but I, Old HnnkA, who am familiar with awakes us to the consciousness of a painful I the work of taper roseate fiJ.lgers, we do not every kink and crook of my sweet sister fact - that while Britain lavishes her gold i place the high artistic value on it that the Samantha's face, know that that angel is to secure he}' Oriental subjects from starva- I Board doeF.l. /-1 • P t! ~·"7 havi ng one of her regular P,)uts, and that as tio~, the h~ngry. t~ousands of her famine- : .: I soon as Wil~ins ~rom the 'Vest is out o~ ear- st.rICker~ whIte ch]htre~ at home, sUf!'er an.d I Some Bachelor Meditations. s~ot, poor 1aT WIll catch thu.f.lder· and hght- dIe unaided and unnotIced. Famme m sem]- ' mng. The SIgnA of the comIng storm ure so civilized Indiais visible, palpable:. the ?lack- : My in.timat.e friends have a pet name f)r small ,and w.ell.coneealed that a stranger robed skeleton there stalks abroad III the· me. It]s theIr custom to address me by the couldn t pOSSIbly detect them; but I, Old ~ight of d.ay: }1~amine in civilize,d Er~gland I fumili~rly endearing title of Old Hunks. Hu~ks, hav~ been there. Of old: I'm ac­ IS more tImId: I t fears to show lts hIdeous That]8 what I am. Do you know why? quamted wIth that dignified little grunt features in sunlight; it hides away in the Tt is because I am an old bachelor with seven like a dog choking on a bone. Samanth~ filthy alleys, the noisome tenement-houses, sisters. That's worse than being the hus- Tarbuncle goes out to order t.ea, and 1 take the foul and dismal garrets of the great me- .\ band of a praying woman. It's worse than my leave, As I do so, I overhear Wilkins tropo~is: bu~ it ~aunts ~ondon streets after b~ing the husband of~,:oma~ with a mission. from the West say to my brother-in law: dark m myrIad forms-m t.he thousa?ds of !t s nearly as bad as hvmg Wlt~ your mother- " Tar, your domestic happiness is eTJough homeless and hungry wretches, who nlghtly m law. I have seven sweet SIsters. That's to charm an old bach into matrimony. Your seek slumber on. t.he pa~ements; in the the,reason I a~ an old bachelor. wife is a real angel." hundrejstof dcspaJrmg bemgs who yearly I m not a somety bachelor. Thank Hea- Old Hunks gets out 0' that smiles ~ar- beck a grave in the Thames; in the tens of yen! no. I'm an Old Hunks. Being an Old doni cally, winks at Tarbullcle'~ back hair thousands of haggard girls compelled to I Hunks, I'm left much to myself; thank and says to himself: "Heaven be praised' choose betwee? infi:l.my and starvation. Mis- Heaven again 1 Oonsequently I spend that angel's not my wife 1 " , -e~y' ?lus~ not 1Dsul.t ~ . we~lthy and cultured 1 about two-thirds of m~ ti~e in solitary, and Hanks goes horne to his nasty pipe, cured of clvllI~atIOn by e~hlbl.tlllg Itself ~oo boldly or I hope profita~le, medItatIOn. thoughts of matrimony. He takes up his mo~nlng too ~udl?ly , and the mIsery of Lon-\ My: you.ng frIend Mooney, who has been evening newspaper. Thl.: re are comfort and d~n B hear~ 18 .lIttle known to those who I marrIed SIX weeks, tells ~e that of .all sad peace in a nasty pipe and an evening news­ mIght alleVIate It.. The wealthy West End words of tongue or pen, 1D the EnglIsh lan- paper. A nasty pipe is better than' a wife knows mu~h of Hllldostan- or Ashantee, but guage, the saddest are these two-old baehe- that ponts, In Hunks' evening paper, some THE GIGLAMPZ. T young woman who thinks herself clever ceede, she will look down on you for a poor Some like a grand, sweet womall, when writes a letter telling girls what kind of sleep, without any mind of your own, the A great love move8 her soul to men? men not to marry. Hunks reads it all rest of your days; if she does not succeed, Came here strong ahlpe of Solomon through; then he lays tbe paper down, and she will fight you as long as she lives. Don't In que~t of Ophir by Cathay? ..... '" smiles tlardonically again, and talks to him­ do it. Sit down and dream of seas withdrawD, self. He talks to himsolf often. It is be­ Don't marry a woman under twenty-tlve. And every sea-breath drawn away ...... Sit down, sit down! What is the good cause he has nobody else to talk to. He Sbe has not learned any sense yet. That we go on still fa.shioning says: "Suppose I, an old bachelor with Don't marry a woman who is excessively Great iron ehips or walls of wood i seven. sisters, take my pen in hand to tell shy, sweet, modest, and soft-spoken. She is High masts of oak, or anything? ignorant and unwary young men what de\.!eitful as a white cat, and will make you Lo [ all tbings mov.ing mUllt go by women not to marry." Let Old Hunks try dance when she gets you. - The sea lies dead; Behold, this land his hand, while he quietly smokes bis pipe: Don't marry a woman who is a regular Sits desolate in dust be8ide Don't marry a woman whose mother tells rattle-bag in company. You will find her His snow-whit40, seamless shroud of sand you" Anna Maria is out: bllt will be in in a rather stupid and disagreeable in the sacred The very clouds have wept and died, privacy of the d()[aestic hearth. And only God is in the sky. few minutes," when you go to see her. -::-Atlantw Monthly. Anna Maria has only tikedaddled up stairs Don't marry a woman with blue eyes­ ---~-..:..--- to dress berself. Your coming has caught she is babyish don't marry a woman with her in deshabifle and she has rushed. off to black eyes-she h::cs a tern per of her own; Opinions of the Press. hitch on her false hair, and j~mp into don't marry a woman with gray eyes-she [From. 1be Kamschatkan Obroniole.l her other shoes, and primp half an'bour or is strong-minded. Finally: • • • • There is Dot a siDJ{le popular periodical so, when she will come in and say s'he is Don't marry an:..:~:an at ~~. €.. A:' published in this vast region of country which, in point "s() souy" she didn't know you wero here, of literary t'xcellence, high moral tone, independent -Qr she'd hurried right bome. Don't you be--; thought, and cEitical acuQlen, can compare with THB -:lSB SBIP I. I!J!IBIJ DESlla'll" GfGLAMPZ. • • • • We cheerfull1 recommendU 1ieve it. I, a ba.ld-hea.ded old hunk, who have to Fur-Traders and mercantile agents residing in this been through the mill with seven sisters, ny JOAQUIN MIl-LEB. territory, 8.8 an.advertising medium of the firet cluJ. tell you better. THEY stood upon the mountain brow, Don't marry a woman who keeps you (From tbe Hong-Koni DatIy Journal.] The bearded trappets, baltin~ stood 'waiting from forty minut~s to two hours Irresolute, in nettled ire; A aa.aU edition of THE GIGLA.II[PZ, a new Ameri­ and a half, while she is dressing to go with A group from out the cooling wood can periodica.l , came to Mr. Edward Hobson a few you to a. pa.rty. 8he will take just as long They gazed right ea2erly oelow. daye.ago with the Pacidc mails, and was eagerly·bought to dress after you are married; and if you The flu8r.ed sun settled to the west up by the English residents at tbe enormOU8 price of Like some far'hemiflphere of fire; • 208. a copy. The paper, as mi:gbt be supposed, bow­ wait that long once or twice every week, of Thesand8 flashed back like fields of snow. ever, appears to be a capital publication, and is evi­ your life, you will be so many years beh,in)d And 'yet again they gazed. And now, dently conducted by gentlemen of extraordinary tal­ time w.hen YQu come to d 0, that you can t Farotf and faint, they saw or guessed ent. Mr. Hobilon has a.nnounced his lntention of -catch Up through all eternity. They saw, beyond. the sandA, a line- opening a little newspaper shop before long, in the ,Don't marry a woman who will tell a lie A dim and distant lifdn~ beach froat portion of his tea-warebouee; about what her bonnet coet-if you can find That daring m~n might dare and reach: r Dim shapes of toppled peak!! with pine, [From tbe L~vant B.erald.] any other. . And watered foot-hills dark like wine. Don't marry a woman _who live.s on pickles We have received the first issue of a new Ameri­ can paper, entitled, pomewbat uncouthly, THE GIG­ principally; sbe will make a vinegary wife. Their leader turned and shook bis head. "And shall we turn asidp," he said, LA.MPZ. • • • • On the whol~, it is' without ex­ Don't marry a woman who says her shoes " Or dare this hell?' The men stood still ception the best comic periodical we have yet had the are a mile too big for her. She tells a story-. As leaning on hi!' stt'ruer will; pleasure of examining i and its caricatures are re­ Mark my words . there never was a y~ung A nd then he stooped a.nd turned Aga.in, marku.bly clever in conception and execution. woman in life who didn't wear tight shoes. . And beld his broad hand to his brow. Don't Dlarry a wqman who says she The far: white levels of the plains [From the TlmbnctQO Reporter.} thinks wives ought to obey their husbands. Flashed back like billQWB. Even noW' Since the news of Dr. Livingston's sad death, noth­ He saw rise up remott', 'mid eea, ing has created such excitement amollg our citizens If you do, you will be the worst. fooled man 'Mid space, 'wid wastell, )mid nothingness, as the advent by l,Ilail of a nelV' illustrated AmeDican in the kingdom. A \'\Toman who tells peo­ A ship becalmed as in distress. paper, devoted to 3 r t, li:erature, aDd satire, and en­ ple that she thinks wives ought to be obedi­ The dim tlign passed as suddenly, titled THE GIGLAMPZ. And then bis eager eyes grew dazed- ent, always makes it a point to rule her hus­ He brought his two hands to his face. band strictly. Again he raised his head, and 2azed [From tbe Dry Tortnlfas Banner.j Don't ma.rry a praying tempera.nce woman. With fl·jshing eyes and visage ierce ; • • • Founded upon a plan uniquely original; My friend, the philosophical me~t-ma~, Fal out, and resolute to pierce the artistic and literary beauties of THE GIGLAHPZ are probably unsurpas8ed by any other journaJ in the stood beside m~ the other day WIth hIS, Tbe far, far, fflint receding reach Of "pace and touch its farther beach. ·world. hands in his pockets, and calmly watched He saw !Jut space, unbounded space; the doings of a band of praying ladies. Eternal sflace a.nd nothingness. [Ptrsiau Correspondence oBbe London" World."] "Yes," quoth he, " there they go There They .res(ed on the desert's ri'm Nasr-ed-din's unaccustomed suuitv of late is com­ are thirty in that pUe; and out of the thir·ty 01' sand. They saw the Bun go down monly II.ttributtd here to hi~ childish· delight over the fourteen of 'em 0 we me meat bills which Like some round, sinkinjl .isle aflame. engra.vings in a new America.n comic paper, lately sent they'll never pay .. Some of 'em have been Behind tbem wheeled white peaks of snow to bim-probably as a. mere j,,~t. It is, evt'n whi~per­ A8 they proceeded. Gray, and dim, ed that he intends legally compellin~ his 8ubjecteto owing me thr~e or four Years., Let em.go!" And ghostly shapell, bat-wingt!d and brown, subscribe for this Journal, wbich is called THE GIG· You wouldn't want your wife talked And awful ohjecls went and came LAMPZ . .a.bout in that way. It's too persunal. Before them now. They pierced at last Don't marry a woman with a gang of old The d~seit'8 middle dt'pth"', and 10 ! The high-toned literary character of the a.jvertis­ There foomed from out the desert vast maid sister~. Three or four of them will ing columns of THE GIGLAMPZ isstrikin2.-[WeakJy A lonely ship, well built and trim, Sectarian How ler. - come and make you a visit of twenty or And perrect all in hull and mast. thirty jrears, if you do. Don't marry a woman who wears green No stOrm had stained it any whit, The mechanical execution of this paper is perfect.-­ N 0 I!~al!ons set their teeth in it. [Antarctic Expounder. and yellow. She will ruin you with millin­ The rains, theelemeuts. and all er's bills for the children. The moving things that bring decay It will make things huw/generally. - [Arizona Don't marry a woman who leaves out her 'By fair green lands or fa.irer seM, Slasher. "r's." She is a humbug. • Had touched not here for centuries. Lo! dale has lost all reckoning Don't mar ry a woman who calls. her In this Jost land, and no new' thing, No family should be ~ithout it.-[Excha~gt'. mother maw, and her father pa,w. Sbe 1S an, Or old, can' anywise befall, idiot. For time goes by the other wa.y. DR. J AMIESO:N '8 OFFICE, Don't marry a wom~~ who ~oes about-, The agep have not any courRe 100 WEST FOURTH STBEBT, home with her shoes untIed. She IS a sloven. Across tbis untracked waste. The skv Don't marry a woman who is always. Wedre here one blue, unchanging bile; [Dr. Barker"s Chambertt.] Office bours from 9 till noon, and 1 till 6 P. M. Specialties, Epilepsy and __ . talking about how much .ehe has been ~bu8ed The heavens ODe unbending mood. and imposed upon, partICularly by her .re­ TJae far, still sta.rf', they fi Iter through Consumption. ..J(f}- ~ A-~-< lations. When you hear a woman runnmg. The heavenfl, faJling bright and bold ~ , I. _ a...... ,"'~. on like that there is something wrong, Against the sands as beams of gold .. EUROPEAN BAKERY, \-~""""--'J~h." • Sought J II80n here the golden fleece? 275 VINE AND SEVENTH t;TREErS.tt''.>~I(. orr sure as you are born. Came Trojan ship or ships of Greece? Don't marry a woman who tries to convert ClI.me decks dark-manned from sultry I nd, CONF-ECTIONERY AND BAKERY. you and make you join church. If she suc· Wooed here by spacious wO,oing wind; J. A. PRICE, SucceRor to F. RURL. TH E GIG LAM P %. •

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owner advertises that YO'u'd better 1'e- I, in the act of declaiming the" Jumping before its construction-Ilnless, indeed, which he handed them over to his "tu:rn itt.as the pa1'tyj~, known, ypu need' Frogt or II ShaltHls '(}"Brien/~his dex· we should happily discover some learned proof-reader, a reliable man n"ot b~ scareU'a,:'bit;because'that is' a t6r Ji;'fi~~'d' o~the distant Ohio. Or Aladdin like mode of rearing it in a with the eyes of a Iyr..x. Fearful, , ,~1l;re,s~Kn~p.. ~'.,pa~ty,is not known at alL 'else we Dl:ightg~ve the titallh}·Horllon ysiogTe night'.. ne'verthele~s, that some error migh t If the owner knew where his property; with abstracted gaze perusing propor- The ancients employed the symbolic, have escaped noticej' Elzevir hit upon was, he'd come after it, and bring a po· tional representation. to communicate the ideas an 1 events th'e idea of submitting the proof-sheets liceman, and not have any nonsense Agriculture has from time imme- of their times, and more modcrn to the inspection o(the members of a about it. ,:!;he dodge may have been a morial been suggested by the now sculpture bas sought to express the Greek university-daas in the neigh­ most excellent one when it was new, worn-out idea of a plough and sheaf o( 'same in the purely literal form, either borhood, promising them five sols for and first tried on; but now it begins grain. Tbis could be more correctly of which are extremes in art that it is everT fault they ·might detect. to sound rather suspiciously like the typified by the gramniverous Longley, the most felicitous taste to avoid. Let The scholars being sLimulated in 'I John, bril1g my gun" story. It is who, being long in stature as well as us, therefore, if Cincinnati is to be the their research by the prospect of this ,both too thin and too old. ~ A name, must needs to preserve a btllance Atheus of America, inaugurate a new premium, discovered three thousand ty­ ----...... ----- I 'I with the good Deacon, he seated upon era in monumental deSign, and con- pographw'1l errors. ' , ALL (~BOUT tl BRtlSS STUMP. Ia sack of Norway oats,calmly and bo- struct a forum which shall combine at And they were never corrected. Edztor Glglampz. nignantly contemplating, after th0 once the purely literal and historic PAUL COURTY. SIR,-The morning journals are Imanner of Newton and the fi1l1ing with the symbolism of the wonderful amusing themselves by various propo- apple, the great principle involved in characters who live, move, and expand The scene is laid in the Palais de sitions referring to the improvement the sprouting of an Early Rose potato. their great being in our midst. Justice. A .Chancery suit was in pro- of the vacant part of Fifth Street Mar- Elias, notwithstanding the unpleasant Yours, gress. ket space, and have enlisted in the significance of both his front and RAPHAEL OFFENBACH. i A handsome young man was called ~anse the services of a large number of hind names, never told a lie in his life, I upon to testify. gratllitous contributors, who are anx- except journalistically. The third PA.RISIA.N TATTLE. I The customary oath was adminis- ions and pleased to view themselves in comer should support the semblance of tTranslated from the French press.l ' tared to him in the usual manner. print. the Golden Strader, with garments flut- Paris ha~'a ~w~aY~t=-(Happy Paris, ! After he had been questioned and It is assumed that because Mr. David tering in the breeze, uttering his if she only knew the extent·of her good: cross-questioned for. some time, a

Sinton has more money than he knows f~mous aphorism of "Never mind tbe luck !)-SL. GeneroBus, whose body has I strange gentleman approached the what to do with, and proposes to sling weather so the wind doesn't blow." The just been Rent by Pius IX. as a present' attorney and whispered in his ear: aome of it into this square, which may fourth might be ornamented with the to the Catholic Workmen's Society of I "Sir, it is in your power to render be, for aught we know, his Goliah, that memorable Docto'r Maiey, wliose figure the Boulevard Montparnasse. me a great serviee." suggestions are in order from a.ny and would not be the least interesting to The receptiO'n of the saint aforesaid " What?" all of the numerous scribblers who, the future coroner, who may be in has just been the occasion of a most "This young man boards at my having no money, take naturally to quest of a subject to sit; and ponder brilliant ceremony, house. Some malicious gossips assert BUnging a cheaper article) ink. over: Monseigneur de Segros, whose blind- ' that he is making love to my wife, and The proposition to plant a brass The sides of the quadrilateral would ness unfortunately prevents him from I that she does not repel his advanc.les." stump is one of the most generally re- be valuable as spaces for depicting pursuing very deep historical re-I " Well, but what has aU that got to -ceived notions, and has been (lilated events of importance, and would be es- searches, confidently eulogized "the I dO"with this .case ?". . upon until even the noble cartoonist pecially useful in p,reserving the cha- glorious martyr," and actually melted! I kn?w It .hasn t exactly anythlOg of the crusaders, who only bandIes racteristic features of present life for the congregation to tears by his eloquent I to do. WIth thlS case, only I thought great themes, has kindly consented to the scholar and historian of the future. narration of the chief i.neidents of the that SlUce you have made the gentte­ depict it with about his usual success· These should of course be in alto- saint's coura.geous existence, I man swear to te~l the, tr'uth, the whot.e While it is true that a monument of reliev!). One might represent a band Now according to L' Univers [Veuil- I truth, and nothmg but the tru~h, It some kind should be erected in the of the noble crusader~ in front of Geo, lot's famous sheet], which no one can' would be an excellent opportunIty to vacant space, so that the equilibrium Ellis's saloon; and to correctly set forth suspect of triilinO' with sacred things ! ask him whether he is my wife's between the ends of the parallelo- the trials of these interesting and pe- this is all that is °known about St Gen~ lover." ADRIEN HUART:- gramic Plaza de Probasco may be pre- culiar martyrs, the figure of the om- erosus: I served, it is by no means essential that nipresen~ scissors-grinder should not " Who was this Generosus? History. Rome is par excellence the city of the stump should be of braRs, or indeed be omitted. A couple of other panels tells us nothin/! of hi~ life. It is only: Bric-a-brac. Hack.drivers: hotel.keep­ that it should be a etump at all. It is could be devoted to showing the con- kno~n that hu;;, remams were found on . ers O'uides shop-keepers all keep in the 22d of AprIL 1846." I '0). ' idle to suppose that the oratorical and ditiots under which art struggles for U h' \. ' T'TT . • reserve an mexhaustable assortment of . t 'C" t' 0 t Id pon w ICu ,u u nwers WIth rare' . sc h 0 1al' Iy H un t cou Id no,t e1 oqua t e eXIS ence in tncmna I. ne 8llOU .• . ' • pots, old COlDS, old statues, old weap- from even a dl'~"-~_0'00d8-' _ box quite a::l ef- depict a '-'i!.!TOUP of tattered American perSpICaCIty, argues that because of hlsi ons,-an t'lqUl 't' les, 1. nne,fi 0 f every as if he ha'i hunted a mOl'e arti3ts on bended knoes, makina' a name, Generos'Us must have been gener- I • • bi d . t' d· t' d fec'ivel~;Ii J '-' IlmaglDa e eRcrlp lOn, es me lor~

ornate structure. And do not our dozen tender to an FJx:po~jtion Art Oom· ous. I transportation. other lesser lights in the spt'ead-eagle mittee of their two-dollar greenbacks; Unfortunately, however, respect for I This is the <:hief industry of the arena carry before them faces so reo and solicitin,lt the pri vilooV'8 of having truth compelled the editor ofL' Univers t n '. • •• coun ry. IllS 't splendent with brass, that any in vest- their pictures hung on the sky line of before termmatmg artICle, to make If th e 8 t l' a ng e res]h a t es t 0 pure h a~e nt in ,that line would simplv be a the gallery. Tho compan:on piece the following avowal, which entirely th Ro p t ' .' me J " • e man ronounces a cer am maglo ie'ioll" w('~ste of raw material? It oultht to reverse the position of the overthrows lus former SUppOSItIOns! d h' h ~'I t th pern " ...

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~s PYE ?r" -...... ~lRY I WHILE MAKING 1\ BRlllIANT;::--B·ur UNs.ucrSSFUL CHARGE ON AN oBSTF\EPE'ROUS HUCKSTEI\ WAGON ., 6 THE GIGLAMPZ.

the Feuille OtJiciale a proclamation to And his ey~s instinctively sought there was no corresponding increase called cork-screws, only twenty-one the elft!ct that all persons under t'igh- the ch3.racterd he had traced as an'en'- in' h~"b0i'ght:"'·-·ghe- had, she said, paid and a. boy remained. teen yea.rs of age hereafter found urJing d . . f-fm--h' altogether lIs. in her vain effort to ~Jach regiment from Paris took with tobacl'o in any- form shall be heavily ~ 1l.~J,n!5_~.?~~o~_l!:.,~:__ , "-" ~~~;ge.~B. . h' . f' ' . . " .... , fined." \. 0 consternatIOn! U stt::por! Be- promote er growth, and now, over- it five pieee8'~ carinon:·i)~._e~r:~·lrt~~to~.::·· But l wotld rather the law should neath th-e'words of his innocent con- com\} by despair, she applied to the gether would have made one gun. have been d'awn up thuil : fidence a stronger hand had traced in magi8trate for advice and assistance. On the 31st of ~Iarch the Directory

"Ina8n1uch as smoking is an act of I' fil'me~ characters: The wor-thy magi~trate, remembering, had issued the password to the troops folly: it can n(,t be committed before "Tlens! SHE LOVES ~lE TOO. Jt:NE no doubt, Matthew Henrys observa- _", 0, you April fooi!" One fool one htl.:; art'iv-eel at tho age of reason." 1,187-!." PAUL PARFAIT. tion, "~othing c~n make 3. man truly makes many. The woods and forests . __- great without being truly good," in- were crowded that day. Betwoen two ladies: For the Giglampz. I quirdd of the applicant ., if she rea'l Tho regiment engaged at La Sodar- C001 "I RaW you the other day, dear. at Th '-'bougbts for Bot Da,s. the Bible," and having received a sat- an-be looked to the right, the left, be- . -. . e Adamites are a religious seet. . f, b h' d the meetmg of the ~OClety for the Pre- Th h 1 h d isfactory reply in the affirmative, ex- ore, e III , all at once. Each man, . . ,,, ey are a ,ea t y sect to pon er fi' I k d d ventlon vr Crllelty to Ammals...... b th h ~ d pre~sp,d his willingne3s to grant a ormIng a Equare, 00 e roun . .' over n' en e t ermometer stan S Kl b h . d ., Oh yes: I have Deen a member of I . t . ht' h h d Th Ad t;ummons if she wished, for obtaining, e er as sal , "Every soldier ha.s , . " . nille y-elg In t e s a e. e am- I h' f " Th h that ~IH;letv for the past two years. I't h ld l' I money under false pretenses. The I a nose on lSJace. e man w 0 ut- "Ah ,~ B U t tl h' dIes 0 ad t lelr cardinal artic e of applicant thanked his Worship and tered this was a Kleber man. · . . 'h b ' d ?1,~8, W J 0 I faith that in order for mankind to you a buse your U8 an . withdrew, probitbly excla.iming, in the Every soldier knew that should his " How !" Ih·etur~ to that state of sinlessness and words of Dryden- leader fail, he could follow his own , i applnes8 in which man was before "Why, are you not always tellIng I E b' h . . ' , "I now begin to loathe all human great- nose-to death, or victory, me that he is a areat nasty beast ?', ~ I ve It t e apple, It 18 necessary for i ness, The fvl'e3t seemed deaerted. Blun- e all humanity to return to that simple I'll fly all cOllrts: and love shall be my derbusses were heard at intervals. Some thieves are revoltingly indeli- and severely classical costume which I gtlide." This causel redoubled vigilance in get- cate in the pursuit of their profcsElion. was fashionable in the ~ard.en of' Eden i ~or' our own part we are not sur- ting out of the way. At Salerno, the other day, they stole before tho fall. That lS-In order to prlsed that an expenditure of only fn -a path a soldier found a slug. the body of Archbishop Saloman. reach the original perfection, it is eleven shillings was found insufficient He made signals. Nobody saw him. Who could be guilty of a crime to necessary to go naked. Dream of the. to bring ab mt the desired increase in He rapeated them. \ The slug moved on, equal that! Adamites this hot weather! I this little damsel's physical altitude; and disappeared into a.n ambush.

1'he robbers must by this time feel • Fancy yoursolf attired in the cos- I still, as the elevation of woman is a In loss thau a minute a circle of somewhat embarrassed for the body tume of the Adamites, sitting on an . ·question of sucn general interest, it is pointed muskets surrounded it. The 9f an archbishop is not an easy thing iceberg under an um.brella, swinging to be hoped that the matter will be soldiers awaited the Sergeant's order.

to sell. round and ro'und the North Pole, with I thoroughly investigated .. ,,"\ I!/ The Vivandiere pressod forward. a gentle current of the four winds! • • '., Curiosity is a feminine instinct. fanning your classi<.: brow. While you EV A.NGELICA.L TEMPERANCE " Halt!" she cried. The Palais d'Industrie, where almost I everything is kept on exhibition­ thus recline gently upon an iceber~, I MAXIMS. When the Vivandiere cried" Halt I" horses, pictures, statues, tlowers­ with an, umbrella over you, and a It is sinful to attend the Saenger- tho Sergeant dared not say" Fire I" everyth ing, in short, except the pro­ downy pIllow, made out of a snow_ fest i but it is an act of godliness to Seated among the bushes was a ,,"o- ducts of industry, has just opened its man, under your head, fancy a gigantic I play the sneak. man with a small party of infants of annual horticultural exhibition. ice-cold sod~ fountain fizzing. sof~ly I It is a crime unutterable to swallow various ages. We love-nay, .we adore flowers i but ~nd e~:rlastIngly above y~u, WIth Its I "hell-broth i" but it is quite compatible A Sunday-s~hool out for a holiday really, Messieurs Horticulturists, they ICe-co conte~ts deacendmg gently, with Christian piety to hire people to This was the ambush, The remains of have ~atterly become terrible things by and sweetly mto your mouth like drink it. one pork-pie was on the ground. reason of their grotesque names. ~elting s~ow-~akes. At your ~l?ow: When preached by the Jesuits, the " A veal-a~d-ambush, " said the Ser- If you ask the name of such and fancy ~ glg~DtlC saucer?f ~ delIcIOUS doctrine that" evil may be done that geant, grimly. such flowers, they answer you -- lemon-tee, WIth a spoon m It, worked (food may come of if' is a most dam- " How old are you all?" asked the " Abios, by machinery, and timed so accurately ~able one; but when preached by evan- Vivandiol'o. ~, Aurauearias. that tne moment your mouth is empty, I gelical denominationalists it becomes c. Our united ages are fifty next Hp'msapas, a fresh spoonful of that inexpressible ~ maxim of earnest piet . bit·thday," replied the woman. I . b k d h't 'I Y " Aspidistras, lICe comes ac an 1 s It every pop. I It is iniqllitOlls to carryon a traffic ,. Your name?" asked the Vivan- " Cryptomerias. t Think of cucumbers on ice, .and fa~cy ,in hell-troth; but it is right and diere, in a tone singularly harsh and :, Allocatias Metalliccas !" I ~hat the whole human race HI turning proper for evangelical ministers and pecLlliady soft. Abomination! i ~~s .cold shoulder to you all at once. church-deacons to rent out their prop- The woman did not under~tand. Ah, talk to UB of roses, violets, and ] hmk of the de~thly coldness of the i erty to harlots when they can get a The Vivandiere -persisted. jasm:nes- names which are easily pro­ tallow of boardmg-house beefsteak, good price for it. The woman stammer('d. nounced and remembered. wh.en you are an hour late to breakfast. I Germans and DJreigners who .are not " p·p-p-pic nic." Those learned names would make ThInk of the col~ness-yea: the ice.: members in good standing of the y, "And the children's?" asked the one disgusted with the brightest coldness of your Intended mother-in-. M. C. A. have no civil or politio;al Vivandi~re. charms of nature. law, when sbe unexpectedly finds out rights which anyone else is bound to " P-p-p-ic-a-n-n-n-in-n-n-nics." E. VILLIERS, you are a poor man, after all, and; respect. " We will give you some soup," said snubs you as you deserve. If, after Mayors and Police Commissioners the Vivandiere. What a delightful season this is for having run all that-Adami.tes, ice- : who refuse to permit the Y. M. C. A. At this the woman began to feel a cer- people twenty years of age to wander bel' g s, and your mother·lD-law- I to control the city government, or to tain confidence. Where there is soup in conples amid the perfumed woods! through your mental mill, you aren't· suffer demented women to amuse the there is hope. It was thus that He and She con- cooled off and settled down, we give I public are shamelessly venal and " Where do you come from? " asked cealed themselve~, la~t Sunday after- you up, \' z..\;, A, ~/ I grossly immoral creatures- -enemies of the Sergean t. noon, beneath the fo I i ag e of the • I God and man, and unfit to breathe the The woman replied, ,. Q·q-quite w- mighty trees. ELEV.A.TION. breath of life. well, th-th-thank you," While She reposed in the shade, The Pall Mall Gazette of the 9th -- The Sergeant was stupefied. He often He told his happiness to smiling na-j inst. says, "that a young woman, res- ON E-AND-THREE. was. He had once been an usher in a. ture around him. He took a pen-I pectably dressed," standing about four BY THAT DISTINGUISHED FRENCH NOYELIST, school where the Ollendorfian system knife from his pocket, and upon the feet one inch in her shoes, recently.~,~", ":~\\, (t~ FICTOR KOGO. of languages was practiced, and con- silvery bark of a birch tree he carved j applied to the magistrate at Maryle- Adapted expressly to exigencies of this sidered himself a fine teacher. these words; bone Police Court under the following· paper by an emir.ent translator. All H • ri~~ts reserved. In case of any diffkulties ecolltinued his interrogatorie!1, and "lIDII LOVES ME, MAY 31) 1874." . distressing circumstances: ansmg out of the present adaptation, it is she replied, on this principle: · . t'ble att t' t tAt tr act e d by an advertisement earnestly requested that all applications " Have you my coat or the tal'lor',,? " WIla t IrreSIS I rac Ion yes cr-. " I should be made at the office, uetween the D .I:\.y l:ansed him to retrace his footstepR which appeared}n the dally and week- I hours of ten and four daily, where a Fight- "I have the tailor's." -s me spot? I ca t t Illy papers, to the effect that the ad- i~g Correspo.ndent is especially retained. " Rave you my ugly hat ? " to th e se If a. • n no e . PIstols on hIre by the hour and coffee you, 0 lovers who thirst to revisit vel'tlaer could ~ake short people tall, sixpence a cup. ' '" I have not your ugly hat." the ci"tnnt scenes of your first de-I she wrote t? hIm, and received ~ state- PART THE FIRST-ALL AT ~EA.. " Have you anything good?" licious happines~. me~t of hIS te~ms, .accompanIed by \, BOOK THE FIR~T. " I have nothing good." With -.;oftly beating heart, he sought I satisfactory testImOnIal!; from ~ersons The Forest of La 8odar-an-be. ;, Are you cold? " the ~p')t where, only the evening be- who had been elongated by hIS pro- On the first day of April a regiment ,. 1 am not cold." fore, h~ had been seated by her sice., C .... 8S. Tempted by these documents reconnoitred the dreaded forest of 80- "Are YOLl warm? " There hdeed was the plac-e; that I she placed herself under his treatment, dar-an-be, in the department of Cell- "I am not warm." was th~ very tree where, with a ! remb- but found that although there was an aret. Of six hundreci volunteers, "Have you m.y br-othol"8 handsome ling hand, * * I evident diminution of her resources, I mounted on hacks of true Irish breed, nos~ ~ " THE GIGLAMPZ. 7

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" I have not your brother's handsome The origi~ of glaci.ers. is, of co~rse, ~he· an academy of sciences in Savoy, in 1841, machine, compared to which the works of snow a~d frozen ra~n ; that fall on. hlgh:ll'te compared the mot.ion of a glacier to that man in that line are poor indeed. nose." moun~am tops, at WhI?h lofty elevatIOns- of a river winding its way between its Rocks so smoothed and furrowed are not " Have you the fine old leather gun?" sometImes fifteen to elghtee.n thousand .feet banks with greater velocity at the midd e confined to the regions of existing g·aciers. above the sea-Ievel-there IS not suffiCIe.nt than the sides. Acquainted with these " No, I have it not." Their occurrence iR so frequent, and their heat from the sun's rays to melt the gla\~lal views of Rendu, Prineiral Forbes comes origin so unmistakable, as to enable geolo­ " Have you the wine?" masses on the spot Dr. Tyndall, Professor on the scene in 1842 all( at once by care­ gists to affirm that in regions where gla­ c: No." of Natural Philosophy in the Royal Insti- ful measurements, s~ttles the matter to the ciers are now unknown every valley at one tution. London, who has writte~ a pleasant I satisfaction of the scientific world. He es­ period of the history of the earth was filled " The ribbon? " element,ary book, unde~ the tItle of 'the I tablished the fact that "a glacier is an im· with a stream of ice. 'Vhat glaciers do, FormM oj " No.~' Water. speaks of solar heat bemg 'perfeet fluid or viscous body which is however, is not confined to these markings, !he true origin of glac~ers; !lnd such, though I urged down'Rlopes of certain inclination or to the deposit of moraines. As floating " The golden button?" It may seem p~radoXICa}, IS tl:e cas~. The. by the natural pressure of its parts." icebergs, they carry with them errat.ic "No." phenomenon IS explamed m thIS way. I The Mer de Glace above Challlouni blocks of stone, which, being dropped into The. sun, acting on the o~ean w~thin the I which was the scene of Forbes's explora~ the ocean, and they become kno\yn as " The cheese? " tropICS, causes an exhalatIOn, whIch floats tions, is the greatest of all the glaciers of boulders. The rounding off of their angu­ "No." away a~ clonds to ~he polar regions •. as well the Alps, and may be taken as a type of lar parts is understood to be mainly due to m3 to hIgh mounta~n ranges, ~here m each glaciers in general. Tourists in summer, their rubbing on rocks in their glacial pro­ " The coffee? " case tlH~ cl?uds YIeld u~ theIl' content~ as proceeding in carriages from Geneva to gress. When of a small size, lying on the " No." sno,:" or ram, the matenals out of whIch Chamouni, make this celebrated glacier an ~eashore, they also get rounded by rolling ,,' .,~ gl,aCler~ are formed. Icebergs, ,the terror object of a day's am using excursion. about among each other. Where seas have The silver candlestlck ? of I~armers at certaIn season,s I~ the At- Streaming down a broad valley in the shifted and l~ft dry land boulders are seen "No." IIan tIc, an.d often the .cause o.f shIpwrec~s, mountains, it looks like a rugged river of in various quarters lying composedly on " Th h t' th tt 'th ?" are nothIng but glaCIers whiCh have slId ice the more remarkable for being seen to plains and hillsides hundreds of miles en. was" e ma er WI you d ?wn f rom th.e mou.n t'.a.ms WI'th' me, th arctI'c pursue'. ItS way amId. woods and fields. away from ',he place of their origin, and " NothIng. I ~Ircle. and shpped m. huge broken mass~s bright with verdure. It is formed by the forming a st.riking feature in t.he land­ "Five thousand varieties of blaek- Into the sea. For a tIme they may remam junction of three tributaries, two of which scape. They abound on seashores, and ". .cro.wded together, but the summer heat, or present the sublime spectade of an ice cas- stud the plains of Northern Germany in a beetles! exclaImed a GrenadIer. actIOn of the sea, detaches them, and so cade. There is also a cascade at the termi- very picturesque way. One of the largest The woman gave a start of terror. ~hey set off 80ut~ward, ~own Baffin's ~ay nation of the main stream, which is regu­ known erratic boulders is that whieh was mto the A~lantI.c, floatIng and tll:mblIng larly visited by travelers. The length of found on a marshy plain near St. Peters· It was all she had to gi ve. abo~It, the SIze 0: large and small I~!al~dsl the ice-stream from the ne'l:le of the longest burg, weighing 1500 tons, and now forms " You are not aecustomed to soldiers' untIl they are gradual,Iy melted. Slmllar I tributary to the termination in the valley the pedestal in that city for a statue of Pe­ phenomena take place m the southern po- of Chamouni is eight or nine mile!'3, and ter the Great. The process of depositing language," said the Vivandiere, kindly. ~ar seas.. On a smaller scale, the same thll1g , the breadth is over half a mile. 1'0 the eye boulders is going on from t!Je coast of "I h-h·h-ate b-b.blackbeetles," said IS. seen. m early sun~mer on some of the I its motion is not observable, and it is only Greenland, whence icebergs are carrying hIgh-lymg lakes of S~Itzerlan.d. Into the~e I by means of daily markings in relation to them, and dropping them in the Atlantic. the poor woman. sheet.s of water, ~laclers whIch .have. sl.Id i the rocky margin that the motion of the When the ocean shifts its bed they will be "What have you to eat? " asked the from the mountams float about lIk~ mmIa- : mass is ascertained. The rate of flow is found by the geological inquirers of long ~ure icebergs until dissolved by the Increas- i very various. The middle of the main future ages. Sergeant. mg warmth of the season., ' stream moves in summer about twenty in­ "Nothing but what she gets of the 'Whether at t~he polar regIOns or else· ches in twenty-f(\ur hour..;-for the sake of •• bushes," said the Vivandiere. ~'here, ~he glaCIal masses that ~nal1y fall memory, we may say, an inch in the hour. Art NoteG. from h~Ights are by no means of fresh ~on- In winter the velocity is about half as " Sloe work!" said the Grenadier. formatIOn It m~y have been years SInce much It is only what we should expect, Speaking of art, we wish to call the " Berry much so," answere~i the Ser­ ~hey . were· deposIted as snow anLl. frozen that the rills of water permeating the mass llltO Ice .The manuf~cture of gla?lers! so in all directions in summer would promote uttention of the public to a treasure geant, grimly. to speak, IS always gomg on. The ICe-TlVer I its semi-fluid motion, But the absence of which has lately come into the posses­ The Vivandiere filled a cup. is eve.r assuming sh~pe at the upper, and; this lubrication in winter does not arrest !:lion of the O'Mallcrty family. The breakmg o!f or meltm~ at the l?wer end; I the fiow, as was at one time assumed, al­ "Drink!" the r~lte Of. prog~ess of the glaCIal stream I though it renders it less. In the tributa­ name of this family will be well known The children Obeyed. They made and final chsper~l~n Llepend.n~ on the na· ries, too, the motion is slower than in the to the students of Irish annals. It has ture of the .declIvIty, along yvith season~: main stream. So slow is the general pro­ wry faces. and other lllfi~ences .. ~lpme explorelt; O'ress that't.he snow falling at the farthest an ancestry old and glorious as the fish "It's our fine 01d One-~md- Theee " ~re we)l acqua.mted WItn the p~ocess o~ ~ff source takes, according to the best cal­ of Killarney, and the present represen­ formatIOn at dlff~rent stages. 1 h~ snow culation, one hundred and twenty years to observed the Vivandiere, turning to that clot.hes the lugher p.eaks. falls m ava reach the vaney of Chamouni. tatives of this noble line pride them­ lanches mto the hol~ows fOrmll1g,~he upper Slowly creep, creeping, and here and selves that no scion of their tribe has the Sergeant. part of the mountam valleys. Ihese h?l- there rising in jagged peaks, the glacier is A thrill ran thro~""6h the regi mont lo~vs n:ay be c?mpared to .th~ hoppers of. a a ~tudy. There may be sa~d to be a con­ ever soiled the family robes by drag­ m~ll, . 111 to WhICh the gr~m. IS poured for stant interchange of condition going on, ging them through servile and menial It had not trembled in battle. It shud- gnndI!'g. In these basm hke receptacles from melting to freezing, and freezing to occupations. Mr. Colonel O'Mallerty dered now, there I~ always an accumulat:on, SUtnI~er melting, aecording as pressure is increased "Comrades," exclaimed the Sergeant, and wmter, of. old and new snow, whIch or relaxed, or as seasonal influences oper­ (named for the great saint) was lately becomes a partIally hard~ne~ mas~, callen. ate. The process of "rege'ation," as it is engaged in choking the famous Tail "we'll adopt this little lot. Is h neve by the F:ench-spe~klllg mhabI~a!'ts o~ termed, takes place rapidly when the com­ agreed? " Savoy. Neve IS the rudImental condmon of pressing force is great but a verv sliO'ht Race with mud and dirt, a position ice formed b~ p:~ssure appl.ed to ~no~. pressure between two ~et surfaces' is suoffi­ where his fame, intellect, and hered­ "Hurrah for the public! " shouted We h~ve a famIha~ example of tlus III cient when a considerable time is allowed. the Grenadiers, evasively. squeezmg and kneadmg a snow-ball, when Though bearing to be squeezed, ice is very itary culture were called into fullest the ~now ~appens to be at or near the impatient of stretching, and breaks at once play. "Fifty thousand names of small po­ melt.lllg pomt. By extreme pressure, a.s, if suddenly bent. Hence the clefts or cre­ tatoes! " exclaimed the Grenadier. He for lIlstance, by the B~amah ~ydraul~c vosses that form in glaciers, wherever the The picture spoken of is an elegant press, sno-.y may be transforn;e? mto solId declivity of the bed alters. Clefts are oft.en green and yellow chromo of the gl'eat lived on oatht'!o blocks of ICe, a fact not .suf,fiCl.ently taken of great extent, as wide sometimes as "It is settled," said the Sergeant advantage of by persons wIshmg to have twenty fifty or more feet and mostly of a Irish hero, Finn Maccllhail, founder of and he kissed the young woman, and ice ready at hand in winter, depth f~om ~ hundred to two hundred feet. the Benevolent Society of Fenians, and A collection of neve presents all the con- 'fhey constitute a great danger to pedes­ father of Ossian, who supported him­ cut a short twig for the benefit of the ditions of ice manufacture on a large sc.lle. trians on the glaciers, especially when they children. He was a soldier; 1 have There is, first, a store of snow of the pro.?er are concealed by quantities of fresh fallen self (he had no family) by eating deli· temperature: for, if we suppose its tem- snow, and there is scarcely 3. season in cate sea shells. sa'd he had been a 8C~lOolma8ter. perat.ure at the outset to be lower than the which they are not the cause of lamenta­ The Vivandiere jumped for joy. freezing.point, it is constantly permeated ble catastrophes. To guard against the Finn is the pride of the O'Mallerty during the summer monthl:l by water trick- treachery of the surface, guides, with the family, also of the. Irish race, and very " I will give them our One-and-'rhree ling through it from the melting surface; frequent use of the alpenstock, are neces­ at half-price!" she exclaimed. and this water, by free:dng partly, and thus sary, Rut 3;11 sometime'] will not d? justly so because he was celebrated by The children cried bitterly. giving off latent heat, soon raises the who.1e As seen ~n ~hese clefts or Yawnmg c.re­ bards and romancers, and was a rather mass to the temperature of :l::l0 Fahrenheit. vasses, the ICe IS of remarkable crystalhne " Vive la pubZique!" cried the sol- The temperature once attained, remains clearness and of a deep-blue color. To a martial kind of man. He is repre­ constant, because the greatest cold of win- person who can approach and look with sented in the painting with shamrock diers. ter does not affect the mass of neve to a due caution into one of these chasms the And the Sergeant, turning to the greater depth than it. does the earth, if sight is one of the grandest and most beau­ in his red hair, and Donnybrook cham­ woman, said: even so deep; so that summer and winter tiful in nature. Neither the color nor the pagne in his red eyes. the manufacture can go on. Secondly. texture of the ice is perfectly uniform. It " Qllel jour est ce que nous avons!" there is a power always at work eqnal to presents a veined structure, as if construct­ His Herculean frame is resting on a (" 0 what a day we are having! ") that of hundreds of Bramah presses; a ed of laminre of varying tint and structure massive club, cut by his own hands power arising simply from the weight of like chalcedony. These laminre, which [TO BE CONTINUED.] from the Groves of Blarney; while the th~ parts above - often hundreds of feet generally have a vertical position, are sup­ . -- . deep-pressing upon the parts below. This posed to present a record of the gradual drapery of his tmmmer garments has GLA. OIIlBS. is t.he force that welds the original snowy formation and movement of the parts. been bluwn by the wind so as to afford The account lately given by Principal particles into a solid transparent substance; The surface of a glacier is not equally Forbes and his Alpine explorations will and it is the same force, the pressure of its beautiful with its interior. It is strewn dim suggestions of m uscle. ~rhi8 have prepared the wa)~ for learn~n~ some own weight, that urges the solidified mass with rocks, dirt. and debris, brought down superb work of art was purchased from few particulars ~egardmg the or~glU and down the valley t.o its final destination. in its coarse. Heaps of the rubbish depos­ character of glaCIers, and what mfluence The belief that a glacier was a solid, hard it~d like l.ong mounds. at the sides and ter­ the Dibble of Belfast, and was brought these bodies have had in effecting changes body, without a tendency to bend and mma;l pomts of th~ Ice st~'e~ms are cll:lled over to grace tho nuptials of O'Mal­ adapt itself to the turnings in its down ward moratnes•. remams of anCient morallles on the surface of the earth. T~e lerty's son, T.Jarry, aod Miss Bridget Glaciers, as will be generally known, are course, was inconsistent with any rational are seen m .m~umerable parts of the wor!d. 80 called from glace, the French term for theory; for, without the ductile quality, and a descriptIon?f them has beep a fertile Connelly, a rising young belle of Mul­ ice. The old idea about them was, that glaciers would, in sinuous valleys, never theme fC?r geologIstS. In some m.stances. berry Lane. In addition to this hand­ they were hard frozen masses, which slid have slid down at all, but accumulated on the rubbIsh brought down by glaCIers and down from mOllDtain heights, melting and the spot till they formed mountains of ice. the streams that flow from them, have so some gift, the happy pair received a breakinO' less or more in their descent. It Their ductility is a wise provision of na far filled up lake~ as to reduce them to the complete and costly set of materials for is only i~ recent times, when accurate no­ ture to get rid of them. Yet, it was long character of a n ver. . It. seems probable tions were obtained regarding them, that before this was understood. The first hint that, from, cause~ of thIS ~md, the Lake. of an Irish wake. they were fO~llld to possess a st.range d l,lc­ as to glacial flexibility was given exactly a Geneva WIll ultImatel~ dIsappear, leavmg The old father's enterprise and kind; tile quality, lIke that of tar or pItch, whIch hundred vears ago by 1\1. Bordier, of Ge. onl~ the Rhone flowmg between green enabled them to turn and wind like a river neva in an account of his journey among fertIle banks. ness of heart will be more deeply ap.. down-hill among rocks and debris, until the glaCiers of Savoy. Still, the hint offer- Glaciers give rise t? another phenome­ preciated when it is known that for one they reach the plains or aeas, where they ed on the subject did not arrest attention, non. The angular pIeces of hard rocks year he has practiced the severe eco­ are melted A glacier, then, is an ice-river, even if generally known; and it was left embedded in the mass graze and scratch hard to appearance, but combining in its for the Rev. M. Rendu, a Roman Catholic the rocky bottom and sides of the ice· nomy of smoking' only eight time as general mass a certain degree of natural priest who became Bishop of Annecv, to . stream, leaving grooves or strire as a me­ day instead of nine, in order to secure pliability, impressed on it for. some good refer 'more definitely to the principle of' morial of glaCier act~on ~or all future times purpose. glacial flexibility. In a paper laid before In this way a glaCIer IS a vast polishing this gem of art. THE GIC-LAMP%

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MA-ffi)'R. 8REVf\!J MAf'SH AL (ON <:HA.$ Co)... TRA 6 U c () G£N. CA\.U;-.]:l£ .. LA ~ HABA'NA DEATH OF GEN. CO.NCHAS-Battle of Estella. FROM SKETCHES BY OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT. NOTE.-Feeling that somebody would sooner or later be killed in the Spanish war, and stimulated by the examI-Ie of our Eastern il1ustrated papers, we have had the above drawing executed a few weeks ago by our artist. It may be urged by captious critics, that it resembles the Battle of Bunker Hill, but as everyone knows, all battles resemblp each other, more or less.-EDS. GIGLAMPZ. 2 THE GIGLAMPZ.

" TH E GIG LA MPZ." vigorou81y exercHHng their jawbones AT the grand op~ning at the new Y A. Shellflsh Idea. ., for some time past with intent to slay M. C. A. establishment on Sixth Street, It was for us Publtshed dOIly, except Week-days. Ithe Mayor and Police Comllli-sionerd. several of the reverend Doctors of Di- I That phosphorus TERMS, -- $2.50 PER ANNUM. 1\obody" hu ... been killed yet! ... inity present condescended to ir:struct I Was hoarded in the lobster up; \V (; hnve become eonfhmedly skepti- un ignorant public .us to the aims and I .AdUn':S8 GlliLAMPZ PUBLISHI~G CO., cal regarding that ~tOl'y about Samson I pUl'po~es of the Y. ivJ. C. A. I Thut action sane J 50 \\lEsT FOURTH STREET. and the Phdil'\tines. One of its profet.'sed tlims and pur- I In every brain Why does the marriage of S,Lrtoris to p08e$ i8 to keep young men away from, Mi:-;~ (frant lose UR all that we gained bv It might of toiling nob stir up. tht' war of 1812? One at a timt', now.-=-­ theatres, 8a100[18, ball·rooms and other [ Comi'urcial. WHY was not t.IJe voice of the Great institutions of the devil-by inviting' The deuce, if err­ We give it up! What is it? Teetotal Macassar-we all ude to Bro­ them to "play at chequ r8" in the so_ ing Lllcifer tber Rowland-beard in the land when cial rool11s of the Y. M. C. A.! I Kept lobsters shurt of phosphorus j the Ebenezer Grand Junction Brick From which it must be inferred that I , Twould surely play ;- THE increasing virulence of the epi­ Lane Branch Temperance Association the loftiest and pureht idea of ordinary' demit temperance-lunacy is probably human social enjoyment entertaineJ I , Twoultl steal away "indignated" at Wesley Cbapel the I attributable to the approach of the other n igbt ? by the reverend orator8 aforesaid, is- Our brains, a fearful loss for us r comet. chequers I - Punt V crlly, a gigantic effort in the way .. •• . of moral reform !-this advocacy of KAII'IER WILHELM has presented Ban­ Amusements. THE only feasible way in which the cbequers as a substitute foe the attrac­ croft with a portrait of himself, where­ A VENUE RACEs--Mr. Pye's Horse temperance people can rid us of our tions of the opera, the ballet, the beer. at the c~ble jubilates. This is but a Marines continue to give a free exhibi­ municipal scalawags will be for the garden, the wine-house! small return for the :fiunl{eyism and tion of €questrianism "daily, pxcept Y. M. C. A. to indorse them whenever Sublime philanthropy! subservieney which that distinguished week-days," under the leadership of they run for office again. Chequers! romancer has exhibited towa:'d his roy­ Dana Apjones and S. Ludlow Horton. o fortunate adolescens! al master. It will be remembered that, The exhibition will be varied by occa­ . I Henceforth forswear wine and wo- Bancroft negotiated the brilliant treaty sional incursions intO' the pampas of II!' Brother D:ll tOil an,l his cohort man. by which an American loses his citi­ Mill Creek after bovi ne manjpulators. What is there like unto cbequers ? will consent to lead the way, we will zenship if be reside!:! two yeavs in Ger­ cheerfully iudorsc h is proposition many. 'j'he American students thus REV. MAGEE'S VARIETY SHOW and about the "one hundred first - class have the brilliant perspective that they NEGRO MINSTREL TROUPE will bold a ANYOne who fIas 8een and heard Joe T· 1 f, h' funerals," provided (lur city govern­ may be surmounted by the spiked hel­ . ., lpperary ove- east t 18 week. There ment will bring up the rear. J efi'erson mtervlewlllg those ghostly '11 b tb . met whenever bis Majesty has need of mariners of the Catskills can hardly r ;;1' e an: e~ .~e~~raJ lDterchange of recruits. fail to be struck with the resemblance 11 ItngtElhga e, w)~ e Ivers members will re a e e experIences 0 f others. Tht': between Rip's experience and the suc- THE greatest picnic of the season entertainment will be closed by a ver- cess sodety is having with the Bee(~her 'f came oft' last week in Clifton. ml uge homily and an imposing show I T is suggestive and appropriate) ring. Those Hudson men laid them- of fisticu1f~. It was the long - talked - of picnic that the great day of firewol'ks Ahould selves open to inspection, and had al- --- given by the McMicken Art School. happen just now, when tbere is ready prepared the way for an iuter- POLICE COURT-Open daily. This It was a baRket-picnic ! something 80 analagous to the sq uib­ view by extending an invitation to popular resort has become a second We are unable to give a full report, by and explosive nature of the celebra­ Rip; and it was contemptibly mean of "judge and jury"-the roaring farce of as the R. L. did not go. tion in the present temperance busi­ those fellows to throw a wet blanket "Administering Justice;" or, "A Re said it was too hot. ness of the city. around Rip'~ inquiring nature by com- Woolsack on the Bench," being the If there are any sick and infirm in ing the" dumb" dodge on him. Tbe attraction. The court now and then IF the pestiferous brood of Pharisees our midst who can not see tho illumin­ big preacher is trying the same trick; commits somebody for contempt, but who profess to monopolize the opin- ation thrown around tbe American he shakes his head, points feelingly to oftener commits itself. The popular ions of the Almighty on the temper- Eagle while he screams, they may get his org~n of speech, and retires every comedy of "How Not to do It;" or, ance qU6stion, will only hold a few rather a good idea of a pin-wheel from few minutes to pray for strength to "The Beer Jerker's Escape," being in more meetings, we will enjoy the feli- the Rev. S. K. J.Jeavitt; the Rev. Leon­ continue the deception. Meanw\ile' rehearsal. city of having John Gerke, the brew-· ard wlll answer for a torpedo, and Dr. here are millions of lesser Christians I I THE YOUNG LADIES' ACADEMY OF er: in the Mayor's Office next term. Stanton will make a fine sky-rock.et, and nearly the same number of jour- DESIGN bas been closed for the sum­ Nothing contributed more to secure if the imagination is directed more to nalists who are crazy for a little honey mer, the managers feariI:!g that it win the Republican party in office than the the stick than to the fuse. from those eloquent lips, and who can not draw. ringing speeches of the haughty Then if you want a display of fire- not understand how a man, after mak" 80nthron when he grew defiant over crackers you can tie all these gentle­ ing a big item by falling from grace, PARISIAN TATTLE the lost cause. men together and touch them ofr with could be 130 cautious about giving the [TlIlDar; that would a special board to look in to th is matter. gan On the chain gang and has now of a card in the daily papers, replying have been praiseworthy and unselfish. For this very reason, however, there attained Aldermanic dignity? It might to the insane vituperation recently But that. thought will have to be aban-I yet .some hope. of ulti~atel~ check­ be entitleu, lavished upon him by some clerical !s doned; It does not seem now that be mg thIS extraordInary epIdemIC. CHRISTOPHER STRAIGHT', idiots. It was a very fine letter, no cared much for notoriety, the original Yes, we have discovered a remedy. OR, doubt, full of ,e cool, calm and eultinO' , b sin in his family from the old man And the duty of its administration be­ FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR , common-sense," as our good brother of down, and the strongest temptation an I longs to M. Leon Renault, our intelli­ Showing how the Station House is at the Enquirer alliteratively observes· Amerir.an can have, but that, on the I gent Prefect of Police. But what can be more absurd than to the bottom of the Council Chamber. contrary, he came deliberately to the I He should forthwith appoint a board address a letter full of " cool, calm, and conclusion that by committing a glar- , of commissioners; and before the mem­ cutting common-sense," to a parcel of ing impropriety he could find u. chance I bel'S of the board aforesaid, all those hopeless luna.tics. Brain disorders, as A MORNING paper recently announc. te rest his voice. The whole scbeme is! who wish to commit suicide should any intelligent physician can inform ed that R. Thane Miller-wbo sings" I plain now, and looks very narrow and I present themselveR. our Mayor, are not to be cured by viol­ want to be an Angel" with 8ul;h patbos disreputable. Each case will be properly inquired ent applications of rational logic: ma­ I -is the landlord of Picket's Ranch on He does not even try to follow the' into; and should the commiAsioners niacs are not to be argued into sanity Rat Row. If Buch is the case we example of the Catskill Brotherhood I think proper to permit anyone to put Perhaps the Mayor bimself has become t>o~bt not but that is part of a deep- by fUl'nishing old whisky to the public. I an end .to his ~xistence, he or she will mentally afflicted during this sultry laId scheme of the Christian Detect­ That we have a right to expect. We be furmshed With tho mean~ of passing time of mad dogs and mad bu1l8, mad ives, by which they expect to take in need that compensation for puttinO' up ! from life to death without too much preachers and mad women. A logical the wicked and do for them. with d nmonoss. b t3u.ffcl'ing, and above all without causing remonstrance with lunaties through I . ----- _ too much trouble to his or her friends .. the columns of the daily pres3! I _ ."WHAT kind of necktie did Job wear?" a This will be the only m th db' Ie why, this- is very midsummer mad­ frIend asked. Says the other, "He had no . e 0 y room for any; for he had three comforters whICh all such persons can be induced QUITE a number of asses have been ness! " ·~-r ,>--: , and all of them were worsted." ' to come before the board. THE GIGLAMPZ.

Now let us imagine this body en- "The academy of seience will defray " It is the good God who is dead," prisoners encouraged to aid the Sans- gaged in the good work which, accord- all your expenses," "'V ell, then, how can he make it culottes in sacking the German 'quar- ing to our plan, could not fail ultimate- Fifteen days after the voyager sends, .lain ?" t0r, Iy to do almost entirely away with Ithe following letter to the President of - .... - When the brewers have been drowned suicide: the Board: TEM.PERt.NCE I~ A NlJ tSHELL. in their own "hdl,broth," their vile On the evening of June 29th a meet- - I· " MONSIEUR,- establishments shull be converted into PRES~DENT OF THE BOAR~-" So you ., Wh,ile waitin, g to e:nbark at Havre, I ing of the friendl::l of temperance was ttlmplos devoted to the worship of the t h ave f Ul1 y rna ddte up your mIn 0 com- ; me WI th a raVIS h'mg Iy b eautiful Spanish held at . Wesley Chapel, the nest where uniquely-original deity adored by the mit suicide?" girl in Mantes's restaurant. *' "* * * so much repulsive 'bigotry has been MELANCHOLY GENTLEMAN _" Yes I love her, she loves me; and we hatched, and, after no discussion ~t all, Y'D~'~' A'd' 'l ,J sir' for I have speculated largeh: and both pray Heaver. to bless you. Lho following preamble and resolutions leS lrce, zes 1 ta ! ...:L./M , ~ 1'. b'l" J ", ."I P ,.-S If you 1lear any news of my were passed. Out' reliaions editor • • am unabi e t 0 mee t illy la 1ltles, Wl'f t" .'1. d' k d t t 11 h . h 0·· 'WE can not understand wI!'.' the I e, or uO s sa e 0 no e er were h . bt b bl ., I J " Your sad intention proves you to II am : she would be. sure to come here w 0 Il1Ig e a ,e to ~ay POSItive y question of a Zoological garden should be a man of courage; and that, unlike after! me the first time she gets out of hu-I whose t~\e productlOll was, has gOIle to have stirred up so mueh of a tempest manyequaily unfortunate who fly to I mor with her lover," I th~ .sea~lde for re~t and we are n~t f:l- in a tea-pot, (that is the only name we Belgium with the stock and capital! We might quote such instances a.d \ m.llIar enough, WIt~ the masterpJe:es: think appropriate) and we would like intrusted to them, you prefer death to I libitum; but we do not Jeem it neces-l at our domestIC smnts to even hmt' something better tban inve<:tive and di~honor".' . I sary, ina~m~ch as we, feel assured you I who d~afted this vl:lluable set of instru-l derision from the public press, The . Ye~1 SIr, Be .therefore kind enou.gh 'I a.~e by thIS tune convI~cedof the sys- ments. . ' , statement that this new phase of z')ol- to furDlsh me WIth the means of kIlI- tern proposed by Oharwari. Whereas, It haR pleas,ed hl~ DIS- lOgy w.ill open up the way for a ." I honor the Mayor the perJured Juro"R " . 'f b ' mg myself. A man who intends f t d' th tJt 't ffi' >.: Job, 18 grcltUltoU:', and aSIde rom emg . .,'* * * *" * , 0 our cou r 13, an e ro cn CI y 0 - , " " On, the contrary, we .w,Ill furmsh to comnllt sUH.:lde wIll never mttke an - oials to sit down on the temperance I unfounded IS ,every way lDsultlng to you WIth the means of ltvlDg honor- other attempt after the revolver has egg-shell and mash it; and I the character of the gentlemen who ably. and happil~. You appear to be, t\ been snatehed from his hands at the ~ Whereas, Our feelings hav~ been! have org,anized ~bc plan. , It would be senSIble and uprIght man, unluc~y In moment he raises the weapon to his I there?y lacerated, and our Sense of I a fine thIng to gIve the ammals a show, , , . I duty msulted to an un bearable degree' l' h ' I busmebs. WIll, a hundred thousa~d temple. Not only does he then no thbrefore be it ' ,l.?r t . e slm~ e reason that. W? ar? get- fIanes be suffiCIent to meet your ha- longer desire to die; but you 'will find I Resolved, That we remind the pub- i tmg too dIsreputably artIfiCIal III aU bilities, and relieve you from all busi- him more careful than ev('r to, avoid lic that" wine is a mocker, and strong I our manners of life. The sight of a ness embarassment?" sitting in a draught of air, for fear of drink iA raging" [Copied from an old' living lion, a real solid fact of nature, "Oh yes, Mr. President." cat .h· g . Id' th h d book.-REP,]; tbat the stepif of the would inspire the community with ·c In a co lD e ea. beerist take hold on hell (not debat- "Then go to the treasury. The ADRIEN HUART. able), and that our mission is the chef' better ta~tes tha~ the st~dy of L~nd- treasurer will advance you the money; d'oeuvre of the century, . seer copies, PhIladelphIa has gIven and we feel we.ll assured that you will "Would you know the number of Resolved, That all who think, di~- fifteen acres, outright, to her Zoolo- sooner or later, repay it." , brigands stUl infesting Italy?H asks a ferently. are enemies of their c(,>untry gists, withou.t asking an ounce of se­ A year after the merchant returns correspondent from Naples whose let- and theIr God (whether they thmk so curity, and when the Enquirer com­ the hundred thousand francs, with in- tel' has been published by nearly all or not), and should be hung to the plains of the space asked for it loses nearet3t lamp-post. ". ' terest. His business prospers well; the papers in the country, --four Resolved That· any attempt to SIght of the Immense grants m.ade to and he thanks the board of commis'; hundred and fifty-nine /" honor our present rulers or tQe laws of London, Paris, and Cologne, compared sioners for having prevented him from This nine is an admirable fiO'ure of the land can only bring confusion on with these latter; the present amount killing himself,. the account. 0 Church and State. , of ground asked for seems insignifi.- I Resolved, That we Christians, bet- ' . h b d I So it is not four hundred and sixty, t er . k nown as th e sait 0 f th e ear th ,pro- cant and reasonably withm t e oun . A YOUNG GIRI,-" Messieurs, please Nor yet four hundred and fifty-eight, pose to run this country if we run it to of common sense, We must ha.ve am- let me have some ~harcoal, and a char- It is just four hundred and fifty- the devil. mals j we're out of meat. coa.l furnace, I have resolved to kill nine,neither more nor less. Resolved, That the learned counsel .. - • myself because my lover has deserted What a wonderful country Italy who defended our women have askod Where's the Comet t ' f h' h· h ' fces, .and that therefore no lawyer can Editor Giglampz, me a t th e deSlre 0 IS parent~; t oug IS. ~nter the kingdom of heaven. (Some- he loved me well." Especially for accounts. thing was het'o said about camels and Sm, - We sat up the who Ie THE PRESlDENT-"( No, my dear needles' eyes, which we lost.) night looking for the comet, a few chilJ ; your lover left you only because You complain to tbe ~ eapolitan R(solved, by the male part of th is nights ago, We read in a newspaper he wished to nutrry." ! police that you were robbed while assembly, That if we were anyth~ng some plain, brief, and simple directions " 1_.... ., " I .' : ,_ f. , lk V' ~ut. men we WOUld. ~efy authorIty, h' h Ch' l' 1 d b He. It 18 1 mpostnble . leturn no' 10m a wa ,to esu:lUs. kneel and pray publIcly, get arre&ted, W lC a ,Ieago prOJeS80r HI, pu- " We C::lD pro~~ the ~ruth of ~t; for I "What "\\~as the brIgand ~~~e who and take the c~i'e up, though believing lished to enable ignorunt people like we obtamed l'ctluble lllformatlOn to' held the kmfe to your thro~t ? asked I at the samo tIme that women are bet· ourselves to find the comet, We got a that effect the very day we received I the polieeman. I tel' fitted foe st~eet brawls. . 'I Greek dictionary, a Latin dictionary, . , . AIl' 1 ,I 1 Resolved 'I hat the foregomg 18 • W b·t ' TT. b 'd' d . nd a Geo ""our letter apprlslllg us of vour re- " ta I al K: illan, with t\ oner Ch' , . 1 . I a e l'! er 8 v nu rl ge , it - J , '- oJ b . rlstIalllty, v H solve, Here is a letter he 8ent to one nose." • • 0'-;' , graphy of the Heavens, and sat down of his friends, [He reads.] "Vnth whiskers ?" "Ca Ira." and studied a day and a half on the "'OLD BoY: "No, without whiskers." Tremble tyrants! Citizen Leavitt simple directions, \Ve learned all the '" I'm going to ue married i I've got such "You must be mistaken! has spoken!! We are on the brink of Latin pal'tfl of the heavens by heart· a. charming girl, and I'm delighted to have he is not on our registers, Wasn't he a frightful revolution! ! ! Besides that, we could put our fingers got rid of myoId encumbrance.'" dressed in blue velvet ?" The streets of Cincinnati are about dow n in the dark, upon Beta, Gamma, " He wrote that! " "Yes," to stream with human gore. CameluB, perihelion, nebula, parabolic, "See for yourself- -look at it." "In blue velvet. . . , Ah, then The lamp-posts wi.ll ere long bear apogee, periastral and right ascension, " Oh the infamous wretch! Ah, but it is such-a-one, number 301." human fruit. We knew to a pin's point how many I'm glad I came to consult you! " And, bidding you good-day, the Guillotines will shortly be erected degrees we had to look away from She goes off singing, police-officer adds: in the city parks, and on the Fifth Polaris to find Camelus. We finished " Good! It would have been very Street esplanade. up by learning that the comet's tail THE PRESIDENT--" Now for your strange indeed if I httdn't known The y, M, C. A. Sansculottes will was already eighty-six millions of case, sir. So you are married, and him." PAUV PARFAIT. soon parade our streets, bearing aloft miles long, and growing every minute. your wife has eloped with her lover, on pikes the bleeding heads of our That night we took our big dictionary, h ?" The implacable logic of children is a corrupt and tyrannical Police Com mis- two or three works on astronomy, and THE HG8n~~D (weeping)-" Yes, sir. commou source of afflictIon to grown SlOum's, our leather specs, and went out to look You ean not Chen prevent me from people, ThQ heart of the ungodly Mayor for the comet. The directions were killing mysdf. I.ct me have some " Say, papa, what makes it rain?" is to be fried in brandy for the enter- exceedingly simple, plain as daylight. prussic acid, I witlh to die quickly, I "The good God." tainment of the Sansculotte Triulllvir- It was one o'clock~ the hour when and suffer little." "Ab ! ... And why does He make ate-Marat Stanton, Robcspicrre Leuv- the Ohicago profe8sor said the comet

"Better go deck the source of the I it rain ?" itt, Danton Payne. would be visible to the naked eye. We Nile-few travelers ever return from " Tq make the vegetables grow." Jews, Romanists, and foreigners are took up the most favorable position such expeditions, But perhaps your " Then why does He make it rain in to be exterminated, and their hOU8CS possible, sitting down upon Webster's researches might result in succel:!sful the yard ?" sacked by the Hansculottes, Unabridged, to keep our cOlll'age up. discovery. Instead of dying like an Silence and embarrassment on the 'fhe wives, daughters, and mothers Thon we fixed. our piercing gaze stead" animal from swallowing prussic acid, father's part! .. ,. Again,,, few of the Sansculottes will aid !D the fastly upon polaris, and glanced in a and, that too merely because a woman moments after;- extermination of the enemies of the parabolic curve from Gamma to right has played you fal q (" your name may \ ;( Say, papa, who is it that is dead,· E'van~elical Republic. ascension, taking in perihelion as we descend in honor tl) posterity." i when the churches are all hnng With The Longview Bastile w[ll be razed went along. Alpha smiled sweetly ,\ You art) rig\lt. I will go."; black on Good Fri.dt~y?" . to its foundations, and the liberated down upon us, and old Apogee winked. THE GI,

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-[ FUTURE -- THE UNIVERSAL CELEBRATION. 6 THE GIGLAMPZ. his left eye in a familiar manner, in-I "A comet that it takes such hard and soon became the most famous " But there was no time to indulge timating that it was all right. We work to find, ain't worth lookin' at." Berserk of his age; returning only to in evil thoughts, even had any crossed glanced anxiously all over "0," but I I think we must have got right as- his native land to defend it against his mind. He cau~ht her u~ in his · d' ft II th N. Th l't'l t farms, and;comrnandmg the mUld to fol- we couldn't find t h c comet. We waIte I censlOn wrong, a er a " e ormans. . e I" e own 0 low, hurrIed down the stair. half an hour, othen I'ef~rred to the Chi- P. S. A friend of ours has found th e Peterborough, whIch then possessed " Winter and the Siwards were de. cago professor's directions again. We comet. He says he was enabled to soe the richest minster in England, he, fending the foot with swinging blades. were afraid We might have miRtal{en it by the light of th'e GIGLAMPZo gave up to pillage because of its I The savages were howling round like Urea M:.tjoralis for aphelion. Still nO •• ~ .... Norman proclivities' and the monks curs about a bull; .and when .Hereward • ' • J appeared above WIth the malden, there comet. Suddenly 1"Iary Jane sprang The Man Witb A Olean Shirt. and ladles who had taken refuge In I was a loud yell of rage and envy." up in a state of great excitement, and A reverend temperanee orator says the minster were only saved from exclaimed: hat a certain young foreigner who in death or outrage at the hands of the The sculptor represents Heroward ,. There it i~! There it i~! ., his own couutry would have tltken oft' terrible "raven-fntteners," by Here- dcscendil1g the ~tairway cat'rying Alf· " Where? where?" exclaimed the hi!:; hat to any man that wo!'e a clean Iward's own exertions. The chapter truda, who nestles, like a shrinking rest of us, wildly kicking over all our shjrt, comes over here to America and ,of Kingsley'S romance describing thil:! chiln, in the protecting embrace of the astronomiet5, anu upsetting \Vebf1ter. defies the Judge of the Police COUl·t of occurrence is one of the most power-I giant arms that raise her so lightly. "Right there, alongside of planetoid the great city of Cincinnati. fully wrinten in the volume. 'Ye quote One snowy white arm dings round the ellipticity, don't you see, you num- On tbe Wl1ole, perhaps the young. from the narrative: wardor's ne0k ; the hand of the other bkullt:3?" fOl.eigner is not RO far wrong after aU "'rhat night the monks of Peter- is wreathed in the long yellow locks · 1 ,. t 1 ld h borough pruyed in the minBier till that flow baekward beneath the Vik- Yes, t here It was, (HIZZllllg, s ream. If there i8 anybody in t H~ wor wort the long houl'!" passed into the short. ing, beautifnl. more bl'illiunt by far taking off a man's hat to, it is the man The poor corrodiers, and other serv- ing's eagle-helm. The maiden's ex.­ than our wildest fancy had dared to with a cleun shirt. Suppose you saw ants of the monastery, fled from the pression is one of intense terror, in paint. Truly the heavens declare the two ministers befo:oe your eyes, and one town. outside into the ~i1~Oj ~oods'l strong contrast to the sternly-tJ.wful glorr of the IJord; and we are fear_ minister had a dean shirt on and the The monks p~ayed on m:nde tIll an composure of her mail-clad protector J hour after malIn. I .' fully and wonderfully made, said Mary other hadn't-which Olle of these two "When the first flush of the sum- who calmly descends the stall', watch- Jane, impressively. Mary Jane has reverends would your downy young mer's dawn began to show in the ing the progress of the fight below be­ poetical streaks. While we stood thus confidence naturally and unconscious- northeast sky, they het\rd, mingling tween his own followers, and the 'Yild and gazed silently, in. ttdmiraUon not ly nestle up to? The man with the with their own chant, another chant, Letts Finns and forocious J omsberl1"erS WI10 I d . h h t b What J's one w.hich. PeterboroughU had not heard c'lal'mad' the women as thel'r shbare unming e WIt awe, t e come egan clean shirt, of course. SInce It was ,m.ed& h ampstea d ) tree, h .' . to wobble about in a motJt unaccountable unerring mark of respectability, re- hundred yea r s ago,-tbe terrible of the beau.ty, The Sea.-klDg IS a manner. Our hearts beat fast with fear. finement, and religion? A clean shirt. Yuch-hey-saa-saa-saa,-the war-cry of grandly heroIC figure--an I mage mag- We heard a slight fizzing noise. Sud. What pre-eminently separates civiliza- the Vikings of the North." nificently typical ot' the mighty denI) the comet dodged behind a house. tion from pauperism ~nd barbarism? * * * * strength und will and Berserk fearless- Our awe and amazement increasad to Echo answers: A clean shirt. It's a " The first rays of. the summer sun ness characteristic of the Northern terror. Our earth passed through the funny thing for Echo to say under the Were just streaming ,over the vast warrior as Carlyle loves to describe tail of a comet in June, 1861, we re- circumstances. I grant you, but that is ~heet of emerald, and glittering upon him~ Alftruda is a graceful and beau- red. Were we now about to h t E h the winding river, and on a' winding tiful figure, but, we must say, not "1- membe wac 0 says. line, too, seemingly endless, of scarlet ... jump through a comet, head and all? The shirt makes the man. cloaks 8/nd shields, black hulls, gilded together the Alftrnda of the story, rep- Truly the heavens declare- The first step upward from savagery poops alld vanes, and beak-heads, and resented as a handsome but wicked "0 shah! " BUYr.; Mary Jane. to civilization is taken when a heathen the flash and foam of innumerable woman-a pantheres8 in feeling as in it What is' lOt? " begins to clean himself up j the fir:;t' oa~8A' d dId . th physical grace. There is nothing of • . ' n nearer an ou er came e step downward to bummerlsm and the k h d k' f King/olley's '·beautifu.l fiend" visible in "It's not the comet at all. I t's only . oar-roll, Ii e t un er wor )n~ up rom dogs is marked when a man lets hlm- the northeast; and mingling with it Alftruda's features, which are purely old Sky-blue, the milkmau, getting up h 1 self go around among folks with soiled tha~ grim and y?t l.aughing Hey-saa, classic in their c iS8 jng, with much in the nigh~, to chalk the milk for an linen on. Women adore a spotless whIch bespoke 10 Its very note the innocence of expression. This trivial early start. h' t f t d St P I d 11 revelry of slaughter. "t h . CI! t IS 1r - ron 1 an . au cornman s a lllcongrUl y, owever, III no way auec 8 Then the rest of UR said" 0 shah!" ,lrue disciples to look Lo the cleanness 0 "The Norseman rushed at the Boll- the excellence ot'the group, which is too. The hea~en's waren't declaring their linen. Two things respectability dyke gate, which ha? by this time been beyond doubt one of the fiuest pieces quite so muth as tbey had b~en. t imperatively demands of a man: a clean burnt through, while Hereward and of English sculpture ever exhibited at Then we leaned our Hchlng brows shirt and common sense, and r~spe eta- Winter stood and looked on with their the Royal Academy. u b " U b d men, whom they kept close together \ against. il ester 13 IJU ri ged, ~nd bility is right. Th? poorest man can waiting their commands. The Danes ------pressed the astronomy to OUl' beatmg be clean when he 18 away from the and their allies cared not for the gl'cat Shafer's Trilobite. hearts, and bt'gan illvestigating the shop. A man may be as learned as ' glowil1g heal' of peat. They cared not Everyone knows who Shafer is: a Latin parts of the heavens again., Aristotle, as wise as Solomon, as strong for each otheI> hal'gly for t~em:;~vos. seer of strange sights in the fields of Presently we heard a soft} sweet m Uf- f -as Sampson and as beautiful as Apollo' They ru~h,_d mto ~ e gap; t ey t rust Spiritualism, and a lover of old things, '.. Il'fl . f'\ '.. . ' I the gloWlltg heap Inward through the murmg, lIke the me 1 uous coomg 0 but if he wears dirty Imen he will teway with their lances' thev tbrllst among wbichhe includes himself. His ~ f d r b \ ga , ., a flOCK 0 owny .young gos Ings c- J never make his mark in the world. A each other down into it, and tra~p.led pet passion i~ fossils of that unwritten side a grassy sprmglet. We became. man with a dirty shirt can never make over them to fall thems~lves, rlSlng past when his hopes were young and aware that other breasts than our own a clean record. scorched and withered, and yet strug- fresh. Everyone knows, too, what a also glowed with th~ love of science We take off our hat to the man with t~~~u o~.to~~red :::a~~li~~t ~::1~~~~1~ trilobite is, and nobody can be half a Others ~oo were lookmg for the comet. a clean shirt. \' 'i- A #~ other ~ound the waist, and hurled him man or woman now-a-days until he or The VOlces came from under a spread. • bodily into the fire, crying in his wild she has one. Now let us tap Shaftlr for ing oak, though the individuals were ART NOTES. tongue: trilobite items. Last week the Society not visible to the naked eye. It was I d 11)u'V""- " 'You will make a good stepping. of Natural History went to Fort An- his voice we heard first as follows: " HEREWARD THE WAKE." stone for !De.' . cient, a locality somewhat famous for '. , " 'That IS not faIr,' quoth Hereward, " 0 inexpressrble lumlOary. Say t~e The last number of the Art Journal and clove bim to the ehine. the remains of fortifications built by wo~d, l~nd ,~et me rest forevermore In contains a fine engraving ,on steel of a "It was wild work, but the Golden the early playmates of Shaf~r, called perlhe Ion. new group in marble from the chisel Borough was won. the Mound-Builders. We have , also. Then ber voice: 'of -Mr, T. Brock, the English sculptor. /I 'We must now in and save the heard that Cal Thomas was famIlIar, "Yea, my Alphonso, yea! As yon '.rhis work of art, now on exhibition monks,' said Hereward, and dashed. personally, with mt\.ny of thes~ pio- lonely celestial waudeler hastens to- at the Royal Academy in London, over the embers." neers: but Cal went back on hIS old ward the great source of light, so my has been attracting much attention, no friends by not attending the Ancient soul is drawn toward thee. MaJT our I css by the reason of the sculptor's the Convention. We shall now suppose (( Two women cowered upon h fi' affection never be weakened by the peculiar choice of theme than by its ourselves within t e forti catIOn: our ·· . f d' . t d floor, shrieking and praying, with cl'vJ'1 engl'neer was Sl·r·k thl's week or we d 0 v IBs.lpatlOn energy, or ISIn egrate remark a bly vl'gorous embodl'ment, and hands cl::lsped over their heads. He bl!·the decrease of ellipticity May it h . 't d I' f th h' l' should have presented our readers with J . • t e exqUlsl e e lcaey 0 e c Ise mg. saw that the arms of one of them were know no perigee, and never want cor,- Mr. Brock has chosen for his subject f the most exqui~ite whiteness and a diagram,. invariably used in murder raction for parallax! " " 'd t f th d t t' f 0 I cases, and in everything else where the an mel en 0 e es ruc IOn 0 judging her to be the lady, bent over HE-" Then thou art mine at last, Peterborough by the Danes as des- her. 'Lady, you are safe. I will pro- imagination travels along straight my bearnmg· ne bu 1OBI 't y. " eribed so l)ower f u 11 Y b y Canon K'mgl'l_ toct you. I am Hereward. It was lines. Of ~~our8e there was some little £'. dl h' h" f: "H d excitement when the savans st.ood, "Jiminy 10n y t me own!" she ley in 18 amous romance: ere war Alftruda, looking if possible more rourmured. the Wake; 01', the Last 0 f the beautiful than ever. * * * f:;he many of them for the first time, on ' h" H d't b such consecrated ground; some wept, W e went h orne. The stalrs creaked Engli.s . er~war ; I may e re- clung to bim so madly that Her~ward h . i)tneath our silent footfalls as we stole membered, havmg been outlawed and as he held her in his arms, and gazed many ~rst fort Into eloquence, all 801\1y to our uneasy cou-ches, andl banished from England, sailed to the upon her extraordinary ,?eauty, for~ot ea~led for ~eero But above al~ the rsud mother 6towl~d in her sIt'ep ~ N0rth, joined the Viking crui~erR, Torfrida for the second time. i nOll)e Shafer stall fortn was promwentj THE GIGLAMPZ. 7

he had no time for drivel; he was af- board looked like it j but did not ap-I Jo:!nnes observed, " He should try. I Suddenly, into the midst. of the ter jruit,just as Lord BJ.con used to be. pear to feel like it. On the Rands first." Iarena, where the DRh-kettle leaped and In another part of the field a heedless His face was black, he wore high "As at Margate-" Ibounded, sprang a man The Cook. five year - old is tampc>ring careless- collars, and a white hat w:th a black " And Ramsgate-" Behind a mast he waited for the Dsh ly with the "remnants of a palmo. band round it. The crown was out. "Yo\:: quote Le Box-" kettle. zoic age:" he Dlled his pockets with At that Communist period this was not " Yes, and Lecocq'sJ' He had dealt with it for years. It some rare specimens which excited the uncommon; many crowns were out. "Bah! Madame Angot again," was his pet monster. Hc seemed to admiration and curiosity of his wise The wind blowing open hi~ cloak "It will be Banjo against Angot." think it would recognize him. aSElociates. It is very p(~rplexing to be showed a coat with long tails and Jarge " True, but his oath-" He muttered to himself: called upon suddenly for one's judg- buttons, a dirty white vest, a frilled "Never to perform out of--" "It is going round like a cook's ment on fossils, but Shafer saw at a shirt, check trousers, large shoes, and Lt3 Brun had no time to finish his tourist." glance that the new-corn9rs were trilo· a banjo. sentence. . I Then. he addressed it, as though it bites, and accordingly, out of re8per~t I He was conducted on board by A desperate cry. At the same tIme loved hUD, and would obey ·bim. for his memory, the fossil was called Monsieur Guillaume Georges, Gover a noise as unaccountable as it was ,I "Now then! Come up I will yer,' " Tumble Bug Shaferi" nor of L'Ilt3 des Chiens, and M. J.Je awful. he said. The generic description of this new i Prince de 1a Salle de St. J aeques de From the interior of the vessel. I Then a Titanic strugglo began. The fossil will enable the reader to appre- ! St Jacques de Piccadilli. A frightful thing had just happeneci .. struggle between the cook and bis ciate the va1ue which scientific mell I The latter addressed the voyager. IV.-Pulcher Lebes Piseis. kettle! place on SIHlfer's head. r~he spe~i,meI1 I " You swear you will never perform One of the pretty kettles of fish had [TO BE CONTINUED.] has always been foun'l COIled, wltnout out of St. James's Hall?" got loose. • any appearance of glabeU-'. (or head- I " I swear it." This is, perhap8, the most formidable THOlJGII'I'S. • shield) or pygjdium (or tail-shieJd); I "Good. All revoir, Massabones," of marine accidents. BY MAX MEYERHARDT. tbere are no sutures bOdY.Sf'g-! Mas"abones was the name by Everyone was at Bea. m~rldng w~1ich All nature hilS BS8umed a look ments. It appears ulllform and C1rcu- the crew immediatelv designated their A kettle of fish, with steam full up Of glorious lovelinu 88 ; Iar. ~he specimen has the appearanee I passenger." and the lid on, that jumps off the stove The beautiful, bright earth has dOD oed Her gorgeous summer dress. of huvlTlg been ~olled, but not. much I Guillaume Georges and M. Ie Prince 0 ·in the caboose, becomes suddenly like The birds from every tree"top sing water·wOl'n. ThIS may be ow.mg to i d(,l Ja Salle de Si. Jacques de Piceadilli Borne supernatural wild beast. It I Their Bweet, melodious lays; tIle clear dry weather at the tIme, as : returned to shore. pitches with the pitching; it lops with All day the myriad songsters chant in rainy weath~r it will .appe~r fiat. I The Bellicose, or RinJdove, set sail. the lopping; it rolls with the rolling; Their great Creator's praise. The ~uter coverlllg, or. ep]dermlS, has lOne hour af~er ward, the man at, it dances waltzes, polkas, mazurkas; The flowers emit a sweet perfume, Jlv gentlest zephyrs fanued ; an umform structure, wlth the appe~r- i the Duke of York's Column received I cannons like a billiard-ball; rebounds An .. Bounds 'of jo'yous life are heard ance of old ~u8t Il~d about ~ne.8Ix- I the message~ " He has gone. Success 'like a racquet-ball; is partout dans le Tbr -

• 0 l't T'!-' B ll' I ...'. fingers toes head::] all buffered horri- name was 10 rea I y ne e wose, the dock. ThiS IS theIr c;eonversatlon' .' , , the church floor at Syracuse. The center L double page cartoon, "Where is Pye?" is pain. t e d un d er t Ile I et t ers T."I~e R'tng d IJve.,' caught by the shadows. bly In tu I'n. , devoted to the charge of the light br.igade She was thimble-rig~ed. This de-' " Who's your hatter?" It wus the cook B fault. He had lor- ceived the eye. There were three I "None." gotten to screw the kettle down. Now, of the S. P. C. A. cavalry upon a huckster's cart upon the avenue, and upon the eighth masts, capped with three thimbles, and l "How's your poor feet?" there was a screw looso with a ven- page appears Beecher, the Hero of the the first mate wore the little P-jacket. i " Better." geanee I Hour. He stands upon a p1atJorm with There was half a regiment of Horse " Where are we now?" The two commanders stood at the the pillory behind with the terrible A upon Marines on board, in case of necessity.) "All at sea." bead of the stairs, afraid to descend. his breast, and every reader of Hawthorne's The yards were made in Scotland- " What's being played in T,ondon?" They wero pushed aside by the el- Scarlet Letter will remember what that the chief being Scotland Yard; and " La Fille de Madame Angot." bow.s of the .Mysterious Passenger. dreadful A means. It is the initial of a very ugly word indeed. Upon the ground, the rudder cost two hundred pounds " What's in Paris?" "What is in the Dsh·kettle?" be to the right are a number of men of every asked. in Southampton. This being so, what " La Fille de Madame Angot." typ~ of countenance strongly marked, en­ " Fish," answered Le BrUD. was the n:\me of th~ Oaptain ~ Not "What in Brussels 1" joying the spectacle of disgrace, and to the Smith. I "La Fille de Madame .Angot." " What beflide ?" two we~ping owners of "the hearts that " Leeks. 'We have a store on board, would ache." It is a capital thing j better The Captain wag Thomas Ie Brun. " No." The ship is fill! of leeks." than any th~ng we have seen in the New The second in command was Le Chev-· "1'rue. It is Girofle." "rrhen notilinO' can savo us?" York weeklIes for many a month. The alier Joannes, the First Mate was "Is there no chance 1" "N th' b "Th S d reading matter is varied and excc]Jent, wit- Lefilsderobin, and the pilot was Robin, I " For him 1" o lllg-f}XCept-- e econ ty and well wri'ten. The paper is well ~on jils-a Jersey man. True to his I "Yes." Commander' pH list-d. edited. Success to it. " Except whnt ?" name, he was a man in a jersey. " None " "Stopping the kottle. But nothing There were basins, kettles for Dsh, "Yet he is a novelty." VJCTOn FLECI-ITER. cnn bo done Without tin." tureens, aud pates de La mer on board. "In France, yes." TEACHER OF VlOLIN. I " I ha.ve no tin," said Bobbilot-aux­ From the RGJal High School of Jdu8ic­ It wa~ evident that the vessel had an "And in France they like novel- Cheveux- Blunc~. Berlin. unusual business on band. Ities." No 866 West Fourth Street. "Nor. I," !'laid the voyager, whom CINOINNATL Indeed a man who had just come on Le Brun burst. out laughing. the crew called Ma88Uboll~. ?:i ~ w..J L.a..I ~ Z =:;l

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« Tf-IE GIGLAMPZ." <:ause there is a brewery in the neigh­ birds, shrieking in the wild play of "Why, sbe bas been talking with An­ Published daily, except Week-days. borhood. If our intemp(:rate friend their eddying flight. atobola, who used to live in an island will investigate he \vill find that beer A soft, steady breeze plays over TERMS, $1..50 PER ANNUM. a great way from here, called Tahiti." is not retailed at the bre\veries, and your naked limbs, fresh from its wres­ .,,,T ell, my soft-bosomed dove ?" Address l;' IG L.·\.:\IPZ PUBLISHIXG CO., that beer honses sprin~ up wherever tle with the far-booming billows of an "And Anatabola has been telling he~ 150 WEST FOURTH STREET. they are wanted. Oxford is not defi· e-ver-tepid emerald sea. Through the about people called misionaries-nasty, cient in beer find Heidelberg is ;ce1e. long vista of bran~hless palm-trun ks horrid people, who won't let 'anybody GUSTAVUS FRANKENSTEIN waxes elo­ bra ted for its Kneipes. In fact beer and you look upon the aJ most glos3y lao dance the hul.t-hula or enjoy.lom1:-lomi, quent on "The Fig in Florida " in the philosophy. seem to be congenial. Prob· goon, rufHed only by the grotesquely­ and' who want everybody to wear Commercial. By all means let Gustavus ably our inconsolable friend is the carved paJdles of a soli tary canoe; clothes and be slaves and look misera- give us b i's ideas on the "Oyster in owner of a few acres of precipices in the and, beyond it, the long snowy line of ble." Oregon." n-eighborhood of the upper lot, and is the foam-whitened coral-reef, where "Weal·jng clothes indeed!! My dar­ willing to'cede them for a considera- the moaning waves never cease their ling little fish, if Anatabola tells any tion. /$ f.-"'-r weird play. ,.., ~ ; . more such monstrous lies, Anatabola 'WE know of no more effective way Towering above all in the eternal shall be killed and eaten. The morals to eXAsperate the fond matron5, of an . . . majesty of motionless immen~ity, fling- of this community shall not be endan­ cn tire neighborhood than to gi ve your "So Moses the servant of the Lord died there ing its mighty shadow over the silent gered." front fence a fresh coat af paint on the in the land of Moab, according to the word of winding river, over the broad lagoon, II. t11ird of July and then touch off ~ome the L·\rd. and almost to the roaring reef beyond, r long to see the the icebergs, "And he buried him in a valley in the land rises the volcano of Kahoulaleola. With beads a:I crowned with snow. fil'eworks in the back-yurd. ofMoah, over against BatB-peor: but no m.aD Whose green roots sleep In tbe awful deep, · ] h h' d " From its snow-coned summit the d:trk Tbree hundred fathoms low. k Dowet h 0 f hIS sepu c re unto t 18 ay. - ' . 5 6 smoke·wreaths circle into the infinite Silent twiligbt on the Arctic Sea. D ~ ut . x X Xl V. , ' I. •• , · I h' t thO k d'~ blue, wavmg like a mIghty plume of You are sailing in quest of the North THERE is an unpleasantness between A F renc h h Ierog yp IS III S IJ.- : , ~ 1 I' feathers; and a narrow strIp of white Pc>le. the Manhattanese and Mayor Have­ lerent y. 1 d l' d ' . 'tt d c ou leS wrappe about Its mIddle Pale pinnacled iceberg" float by over meJer. The exercises have not been H e h as recen t1 y BU b_m 1 e a memo-: l'k h I I (- . . It th A d f S . . h' h: 1 e t eon y garment of some dusky the grav sea looming through the varied by any "open letters" thus far. rIa 0 e ca emy 0 CIenc(} III W 1(; i , • " , There is but one John~on and Bloss is he attempts to prove that the Obelisk I vIrgm, ,ghostly seamist like the fantastically- . th . t b t You utter a gentle cry. A lIttle pet gothic fabric of a spectral cathedral h is prophet! Bismillah. o f L uxor IS e genUine om s one . . . f monkey slIdes down the smooth trunk Through the icide-fringed rigging erect e d over t)e1 mol't a 1 remalUS 0 . , J h' h I fi h h' of the nearest palm, brmgmg you three the sea·wind commences to sing "Ahrill Moses. T IS e e~rns rom t e lC1'-- fj h . " oglvphics with which the obelisk is res cocoa-nuts. , chill, with flakcs of foam." The fog TIlE real strength of the loud mouth­ I r ~ d 1 f h .. b 1: ou open tbe tough gl'een shell WIth fades away' the grav ocean cban(fes ed temperance faction was tested at the covere ,w 1ereo e gIves lU corI'O 0- 1 . f b b '.l ° · f h' t t t h t 1e pomt 0 a ar cd spear, and pour to a heav;r1O' waste of inkv watel'S' the Cleveland Srongerfest the other day. rat IOn 0 IS S a em en s, w at purports . d l' . . '=' '" . hf 1 t l' the e lClOU8 content:3 between your grotesque outlines of the bergs become The teetotal party kicked up a terrible to b e a lalt~ u rans at;on. I' rumpus because the school children Gird up thy loins for a pilgrimage, IpS. sharply cut against the pale green of were to sing at one of the con~ertR o Israel! -.:... j-I , Close by, where t?e s~n-~eams fall the wt:stern sky. The uncouth walrus where beer was retailed in the hall. through th.e deep folta.ge l~ httle pools swims by; the green.backed whales The Board of Education then made it of ?,olden h~ht upo~ t~e rlv~r surface, sport near the vessel, showing in their SWIm the Island VIrgInS, lIke dusky giant o-ambols their barnacle-covered optional with parents whether they IT is well known that the lJaily Star nerCI'd s. belliLs.b would send their children or not. Three is the friend of aU poor men-except remained away. "Small injin, but be those employed in the office. Their joyous silvery laughter falls You have sailed further north than sweetly upon your drowsy ears, min- any explorer known. The sea-mon­ make heap noise on warpath! " It is also well known that the most gled with the cool plashing of their w~- sterE! show no fear of man here. . Isalient trait in the character of its bus- tery gam boIs. * * . , iness manager is a boundless love of '--' You half raise yourself from your * * * * THE English are a wonderfully pro. economy . "Breakers ah,ead !n . I . . . . palm-leaf cpuch to gaze upon this spor- gresslve people. I OccaSIOnally, however, hIS n1ltural tive scene of youth and bea t d'.. The withdrawal of the white mists One Patrick McDonald has recently impulsiveness betrays him into some You not th . u y a; t~oJ. has saved the ship from destruction. bl;cn sentenced by a London court to 'Il'ltrange burst Of. noble generosity. Ilende l~ be curv:ngd/ gbracteh 0 t ose The cold dark billows are boomi ng be- . s r 1m s un vel l eye ran~· a finc of five pounds for the high mis- Such an occurrence is reported to parent water, fore you on a long low shore, dimly demeanor of owning a greyhound;. . it have last taken place in the year ofour N ymp h sofl" lvmg b ronze. visible in the fading twilight, and the being a legal offense in England for a Lord 1873.. . "Aloha! "-cries a clear soft voice lurid radiance of the rosy auroral firei. poor man to be possessed of a grey- A new engmc-bOller had been Pnr-I from the grassy bank. * * * * * * hound! chaRcd ; and all hands were called to· And a o-raceful island maiden comes A strange shore indeed. To be more explicit, Mr. Patrick, assist in conveying it within tbe new toward yOou laughinc), a s t l' A shore of bones-the bones of mon- b 'ld' 1 0 wee ow M~D.onald has si?ned ag~i~st a law of U1 mg. o. laugh. Her raven hair, dripping from sters antediluvian-giant skulls with W llltam IIL, WhICh prohIbIts the keep- The thermometer stood at 105 m the crystal river, flows over the smooth curving tUSk8, skeletons vaster than ing of grey hounds by persons not pos-: the shade; but the men finally bauled bronze of her graceful shoulders and the bare-ribbed wrecks half-buried in sessing a c.api~al ~f £1000, or landed It?e boiler into position, afte~ sweating I rounded limbs. the sand of storm-lashed coasts,-the priperty brmgmg III a revenue of £10 lIke goaded oxen a~d swearlllg worse· 0 savage, untamed beauty! awful cemetery of some extinct brute per ann um. than Old John Roblllson. 0 dark Cytheria! age. "Boys," cried Hanover, with sudden 0 maiden-child of nature, undeform. And, strange to say, strange to see, . . warmth, "I'm going to treat!" ed in mind or limb by the abominations the dim outline of a moldering wreck 1 .. RECENTLY a paper complained tbat I. The men all started back in aston- of civilization. the skeleton of an antique Spanish gal- the Street R. R. Company was cruel to lshment. . Her perfect arms are twined about leon, has become visible. its drivers. This can not'be said of the The busmess manager gave the of- your neck' her cool humid ho 'd " Man the boats !" . . fi b . 1 . '" n eJ e Inclined Plane One-Horse RaIlroad. ce- oy a mcke, and ordered hIm to lips are pressed to yours with such a * * * * * * Tbe dr:vers now and then tie up their purchase five cents worth of ice! {/l ht, kiss as only a child of the tropics can Three hundred years ago that vessel chartot steeds and stop for refresh- ~ ... ,~l give. must hR\'e drifted upon that ghastly n:ents on the way. A few evenings Fantasies For Sultry Seasons. /J/ Her large, deep, dark, mischievously flhore, Three hundred years ago her Rll1Ce a car load of people was dump~d dL /"I"!.tI. H.... 1. playful eyes gaze into yours, half-closed ribs were rent and gored by those gi- half way-the small boy who offieiated Fancy yourself a chief in some un~ in dreamful ecstasy. The ocean wind Iant bones and tusks frozen together in 38 conductor informing the passengers ~ kB.own island of the Pacific. comes laughing through the palm-trees a low cliff of bristling ivory in 80me that thc car, was ¥oing to turn in. It I Lying in graceful nullity on a soft! and wraps her long hair about you like I remote geologic age. was then lllne 0 clock, and 3S many bed of fresh palm-leaves, in the cool' a garment. Slimy decks green with mold, red :"ished to go to Lookout the 8am~ eve~- green shadows of a tropical grove, by "Aloha! " with arctic mOBs; rotting rigging dan- mg they could not afford to walt until the limpid deeps of a laughing river, Oh heavens! gling broken from shattered masts and the next u sweat-box " would meander Strange fowls of strange plumage, * * * * * * moldering spars, along but had to trudge on foot the rest blood-scarlet, emerald-green, burning- "Lana-Kahala told me such horrid For three hundred years only the of the way. carmine, scintillating azure, chatter stories to-da.y," says the beauty, sud- green eyes of sea-monsters. have beheld • , and scream in the feathery palms denly growing grave. the ghastly coast and gobhn wreck. above. Fairy humming-birds buzz I "Then Lana-Kahala must be whip- The shrieking sea-birds, the wbite IN a lengthy communication to the by, bearing on their wings wondrous ped with palm-leaves if she teases my fox, the bear, have never wandered so Commercial a teetotal idiot criticises prismatic hues, fiery-glowing, metal. pretty parrot, my sweet Iittle cocoa- far north. the selection of the lower McMicken llic-ally lustrous. Far above the tree- nut, my bright-eyed lizard. What did j * * * * * * lot for the site of th(} University, be· tops circle the White-bosomed sea-. naughty Lana-Kahala say? " The cabin door is open. It has been x

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1 fea.tured find of englbh parents I fim in about their profession were, as a rule, ; That's what I mean. 1 wbh the Fourth and the baby bad overloaled his stom­ service iu~t U')W I bok np the paper!:' 'the p,)orest teaCh01'8. EtgQ, it follows I of July only came once in a thousand ach with ice-cream and got siek, and aCfixendetly and so the ativertil"1ement. that a man who knew least about a Iyears; I would also want tbat one time the doctor had to be scnt for. Mrs. S. I would be mo:-t happy to join your thing' would be the mo,t capable to! to come five years after I was dead. I,' was cross as a bear, and Smith's head co~;)pany a~ soon as po~sible. I am in 'J I a hotel and would be obliged to give a teach it Consequently, he thoughll John Smith, wish there wasn't any, felt like a wash-tub full of bees. fortnight'H notice before l",uving I pre- that the junior lnember of the U. SOl Fourth of July at nIl! M[,y the doc-I Smith took up his morning paper for fer being on the stage as I would like Signal Corps was best qualified to teach l tors steal me after I'm dead if I don't relief, and found that a million dollars to learn the theatrical as 1 prefer eng- in the Choeolate Ro:\eh Department;! wii'h that very thing! I,. worth of property had been burnt by laud before scotland Lam iiingle and 1 f my age is eighteen my Bearth place is would therefore move that said junior I All day on the third 0 July, and fil'e-crackers, five men aod one boy had engli:-:h. But I have a great faney for member of the U. S. S. C. be engaged for sevtral days previoufl, in our neigh- been killed by the bllrsting of a can­ bell1g on the stnge, and I hope YOU at a !:Ialary of $2000, with the pdvi- borhood. there had been premonitory I non, Dn'ty other persons-men, women will except of this, it being the firHt lege of choosing his own assistant. symptoms that something was about to I, and children-had been murdered in time of nppling to a theatre for a situa- After some discussion the motion break loose. For several days Youn~ I various ways, by the burning of patri­ tion. I will.accept your plea~ure of anything for the first play. Please Sir wa!'! unanimously adopted. Amerk~a had been peppering away I otic Fourth of July powder, not to write soon and let me know, ~1. N. At this juncture the Hon. Sammy with torpedoes Hnd fire-crackers. Ex- speak of the innumerable legs, arms, • • Lunt made his appearancl;) and smiled actly at sunset on the th ird, the Old II' noses, and fingers which had been The writer of the next 1etter IS eVIi - , dently a young lady of a practical agreeably on the venerable fossils of Harry broke loose. At that moment, blown off in the ~ame glorious manner, term of ndnd; for she incloses in her the Board. The Hon. Sammy is a all over these United State!:!, young neither mentioning the eyebrows and . youthful Grang-er. He invariably Americans and old fools bE'gan to shoot. whiskers which had been singed off letter a long tres~ of fair h aIr as a 'J sample. S'he snys:- scents his cambric pocket handkel'· Across th e alley from our house, a lot and gone up in smoke. DEAR SIR,-Seeing your a d vertise- chief with Rirnmel'8 "OdOL' or New of fe, Hows had some sort of a shooting Such was the '-'f!lorious Fourth. ment for yonng Ladies as actresses I Mown Hay" to give himself a bll'Coli(j thing, too big for a musket and too It has set Smith to thinking what 18 beg leave to state that is the profession flavor. Furthermore he uses bron- I ittle for a cannon-not too little,; the particular signifi ;:tnca of burnt I l:)hould like. \Vould the salary be chial troches when he orates, after the though, to give everybody the head- ! powder in conne0tion with the Fourth enough to keep me comfortabely and manner in which Demosthenes used ache and keep him awake till mid- II of July, and he has been rummaging re~pectabely without any help from home. I have not a Photo, but I am pebbles. The Hon. Sammy .theref~re Inight with its uevili

SIR,-In answer to your advertise- the Pyramid!'!. They were of the i, ed his haud to his fevered brow, and the name of Whittier. Mr. Whittier ment I regret very much I have only . I b I an old photograph by me which I am Gothico-Doric or .ler-slmp e ,ut e e- ,- prlyed wildly, with a bad word, that! writes verses for a living. Some of afraid scarcely represents me truthfully gant. They were built by vVilIitlm of the blamed thin;:.; would burst and them are very ,good O'les: every school· but I am generally considered to look Orange, in the reign of Tullach Me-' blow the heads off everyone of those boy knowd )11'. \Vhittier's verses by well especially when in evening dress. ffluloch, third king of Ulster) and inf~I'nal fools, Smith" who is married, heart but I am more fashionably dreslSed th .•,n were designed to mark the grave ofl tOSSed uneasily on his wrete hed couch Once Mr. 'Whittier wrote some verses represented in the photograph. d I b 'ld I ' Robert Emmet. He favvl'e t 1e III - and swore that a curtain lecture about an old woman ninety or a. And again in another instance :- . f P 'd' f t h 10) d to h wg 0 yearn 1 8-10 ae - e) p: evel'Y night was better than the nig t hundred years old, named Barbara SIR,-In refer~nce to the advertise- h d h f th h ment in to-day's-,--, I venture to send see t e ay w en one 0 . ese . oary . before the Fourth of July, once a year. Frietchie. The verses had a !!reat'--' run. 1 f' my p 1lOtO, tnoug h"It IS no·t a aIr re- earmarks of the book of antlqUlty Brc wn, who is an old bachelor, tore E .... er't·bodyJ knows Barbara Frietr.:hie. presentation as I am considered very reared its apex in the morning sun on his hair and vowed he wou~d rather There wasn't a blossomiug Edwin attractive, having a qm:Hltity of n(tiural the space east of Fountain Square! walk the floor all night with a crying Booth or an embryo ::\lurdock in the golden hair and a bright complexion He moved that a cbair of Pyramidal baby that was cutting its eye-teeth, United States who didn't spout Bar- and a much better figure than I appear A h' b" t d " 1'0 Itecture e mstltu e . t .... li .. t"'n to that devilish shootin!!' bara Fl'ietehie at school exhibitions. to have in the photo. b . h .. n '" v '--' -All the Year Round. The motion was lost, there emg a Th!'ee squares away :mother shooting Mr. "rhittier snid th::t clal'bara Frietch- • lack of funds. belched forth its empty thund.er, and ie lived at Frederick, :Md., and when \ VKIV!lB.SI~Y BOARD. The Board next considered the pro· everywhere as far as ear could hf'ar Stonewall J a<:kson passed through that '\ The Board met as usual; all the priety of engaging an ex-employe of there were shooting things answering town with his troops, this white-headed memberli present with the exception M.adame Zwick to teadl ornamental one another l'kl' e an army 0 f . fbIrogs e - old patrIOt. mot h er seIze . d 't h.4.e ."1merlCan . of about a dozen or so. The minutes hairwork. Referred to Committee on lowing acrOS8 a gl'een pond. At mid- flag and waved it triumphantly and of the previous meeting were reud and M~thematics. , . , night the iufel'nal ma.,~~hine across the defiantly in the very faces of the rebel approved, and the Board entered into r.he Hon. Samlu.y here Jumped ~p alley stopped, the boys went home, aod t:loldiers. It was a very heroic act, and th~ eonsidcration of the Young Lad:es' ag~l~ .and entered mt~ a lengthy dls- Smith-that's I-heard one boy say to , impressed Stonewall Jackson 80 pow­ School of Design. i qUlsItlOn on Patch ~Ullts. He dwelt an?)ther boy: Ierfully that he ordered his soldiers not The Hon. Hattaurack, editor of the! eloquently on the s.lmple Grange~) ~o! " Be.t you I'll be up at tbree o'clock' to dare to harm Barbara Fl"ietchie, and Yolksklatsch and ex-¥inister Plenipo- whose unt.utored mmd the Patch QUIlt \ in the mornin\ shootin1 I" not to try to stop her from waving the tentiary to the Seilly IslandB, stated wa~ an o?Ject of iU't. IJe. compared So he wa'l. HartH ha.d Brnith's American flag. . b I' F h their varIegated lozenges wlth ·the de- y . that, whIle peram II atmg ourt . weary eyes closerl, ~ hen the mfernal ",Vflo touches a hair of that old gray head ". Slans on the Toltee monuments of· ., . I· . . Street, h e 11a( 1 0 b serve d a conlectlOn-1 eo l' ma<:hme s throat opened agam, and DIE'S hke adog,-march on,-hesud." . ' 'h d' ' . Palen que and argued ex 1uustlvely to ." I . er's wmdow. NotWlt stan lUg the I h' h '-' .' ''T I 1 1 I belched forth horrid thunders all day N ow that was very fine, mdeed, and . R prove t at t e WIse 1"l eza lua coyot i . • . . . fact that the quotatIOn from omeo and. T h d bl' hI' I tIll the next sunset, anu SmIth thought I ca1culated to Illsplre every loyal breast · , I Kmg of eZNlco, a esta IS ec an I d b'l d' h' h d d ., . J u 1Jet- he ha a OJ et' yal' III IS ea, an with glowmg patrlOtISm. " . academy of that sort amon all the wor -ruen were on t e stru,e. But unlortunate y t le ne s ory ]s

Here lives a caitiff wretch would sell it to I' prImeval grangerii of rezcotzl.nco. He Smith was donkey enough to take' all a lie. Thati8 to 8ay, it is poetical him 1" woul~ proceed tq q~lOte a ~ew hnes from his folks to a Fourth of July picnic in license, stretc.:hed awfully. There was a -uncons~iouslr r~se to his lips, h.e I t~e Immortal ,Ixtl:lxOCh~t:, t:le Aztec Ithe woods, where t.ht>y all enjoyed any Barbara Frietchi~ U1~doubte~l1y. Also, looked WIth some mterest at the varI-· bard, whORe gl aphlC descrIptIOn of the, amount of pure nOIse and fresh burned undoubt.edly au lllCldent dHI happen ous articles wherewith that Bhow-win.1 Battle of the Boyne was sti II sung in Ipowder. Jladdened beyond endurance, I in connection \yith Barbara Frietchie dow abounded, There ,,;yere many the low;y cabins ()f the Carpathian' Smith rushed insnnely off and indulg- 'and some rebel soldiers, which is well clever imitations of divers animal~ and Mountains- - ed in a flowing bo'.vl 01' t'iVO, nl1d he I worth being handed down to the latest yecretables E'xccuted in the finest Pa- "Where Tztacihuatl's snow cap ri~t'S, and }ft'S. S. quarl'ded all night in con- I day of the existence of the American ria~ chocolate. He believed in ('om- O'erCoahuitl's lowly plain--" sequence. .::\ext morning Smith al'o~e I nation. But the real historical inci- bining the ornnmental v ith the useful! I At this jun(~ture the Hon. Sammy a sad,.ler nnd a wiser man, and rallied! dent is as different from the poetical He would like to see Chocolate roach-' wns shut off by the President, find tho his little b<1l1l.l around him to count the I incident as cun well be imagined. es placed within the reach of the I Bo~u'd incontinently adjourned. casualties of the Ponrth of July. They ~ The real historical inciuent is much poorest child in this great city. He I · - "f{'" -7 were as follows: The oldest boy ha I 'finer as well as more vigorous than would favor the engngemcnt of th~lt A Glorious Day. had h;s nose blo\',n off with powder i I the poetical one. There 1S a sort of sugar-baker ut a sabry of S~OOo, with I I hate the Pourth of July. Yes, it is, tho second boy had been hurt by a I grand, stt'ong fia\"or about the real

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ing hurt at the idea that Cincinnati' "Kettle beO'anb it , ., muttered Le Brun only possible to one who had been " Those are the Blue Rocks-we are should have an illustrated paper, when to himself, q noting from the Cricket on brought up as the son of a sea-cook. the Pigeons. We have played, and Chicago had failed in that respect, th e the Hearth. This fearful duel between I It was ended. The man had con- lost.n nobby member of this firm sent us the Pott and Kettle was the nearest thing I~uered the monster. The cow bad The sailors collected the pieces, and following testiIponial, which is intenc1_ to Cricket on the Hearth that he had Jumped over the moon. The pot had tried to put the cannon together. ed as a "settler." It is the result of yet seen. It was Skittles in the kitch- conquered the kettle. . I "'Ve have only one great gun on the united efforts of the aforesaid nob- en, it was Polo in the pantry, it was The whole crew hurrIed down the board, said Bobbilot. by member, assisted by several other Football in the larder. Thus it companion. "True," replied Johannes, "he is "8mart~Alecks," all of them prominent chanced that he quoted unconsciously. But the soup was boiled away to there." members of the Tonsorial Dancing Otherwise, it was not a time for quota- nothing. And he pointed toward Massabones. Association. tions. " Sir," said the cook to the distin- Bobbilot nodded assent. "Giglarapz Publishing Co., 150 West Fourth The whole happened in a half-light. guished passenger," I owe you my "And he must be let off" said SLreet, Cincinnati, Ohio. rfe" And he banded him a pap , It is not often that you find a whole 1.' ,. . er I Heureuxpierre-au-Front-de-Bois. " Giglampz received. Has the price of pa­ in a half. WIth thl ee letters on It. They were· l TO BE CONTINUED.l per fallen? The boiling tin kettle against the 1. O. U. • ••---- "It is a big presumption on the cussed fool­ :K ishness of the A merican people. cook, bold as brass. The old man answered nothing. He OTlCE.-We are prepared to receive "B.tthe the head of the man who thinks it It was tin against brass. Metal appeared to be dead to what WtlS gO-I the next man who offers us a commu­ w;tty, in ice water, and aPllly let'ches to each against mettle. ing on around him. And more than nication on our celestial visitor end­ and all of his extremities. (\ Come 011, carn't yer t" said the de~d, he was brlried in thought. I ing with "can't com'et." The Cunstant "Have a guardian appointed over the man man. A wonderful th:ng is steam. In an I Reader and the Old Subscriber have who furnishes money fQ,r the Giglampz Pub- b . £' • A The kettle seemed to listen; then, instant the kettle wa~ securely lashed. een at It lor some tIme. young man 1ishing Co. · 1 t b' ~ h witll a wbiskinQ' noise, nnd SI)outin,2" "~ ow/' said the dhrnified I)asselJa:er, called at our office yesterday with the " Pitper an d ClrCIJ ars 00 19 lor t e w1iste- CJ '--' '-' u " basket." forth an overflow of boiling soup, it whom the sailors knew as Massabones, same venerable "goak." 'rhe last time "Ye have been arlvised by several of rushed at him. "the kettle has been lashed, let the we saw that young man his dexter op· our prominent city editors to put more He, supple, agile, adroit, glided away cook be bshed, too." tic was earnestly gazing through a of what is technically termed "hog out of reach of thes~ lightning-like The ship's chaplain, who, through- piece of raw beafsteak.-Selah ! wash" in our paper, inafimuch as it movements. out the danger, had bten seated on the delights the truly rural. We have a The hissing monster turned, and main topgallant mizen, reading the VICTOR FLECHTER. better opinion of the truly rural. "Ve came at him. With its spout, like a Act of Uniformity, now descended, and TEACHER OF VIOLIN. will however bear the above young man bird's beak. It sprang suddenly upon prepared the man for his fate. Fr.om the Royal High School of Music- in mind, and promote him to a place in the cook, an d peck e d h1m.,· T'he cat Wit h'nme tal'1 s-th east 1 0 f IBerlm. N 06/! -';~T F h S . . o . .., f.J H est ourt treet our office whenever we find that "Keep up your pecker," said Le Its marvelous species-was brought I CINCINNATI. 1 " hog wash" is needed. Brun, from the head of the stairs on out. . juIy3'74.6m. I \

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(c The Fire took only Tenement Houses, and was rather a Blessing."-CHICAGO TELEGRAM. THEGIGLAMPZ . .. - "THE GIGLAMPZ." ing exercise of climbing up to t.he I ent, "the skull bursts asunler at the seat of learning, and sliding down sutures with a report distinctly audi- Published daily, except Week-days. again at dewy eve-thus symbolizing ble at a distance of ten feet from the TERMS, $2.5 0 PER ANNUM. • ,. S the struggles of manhood-inculcat- patient. ometillles, however, we are Address GIGLAMPZ PUBLISHING CO., ing a moral lesson as well as physical told the disea'3e is almost insta.ntane- J 50 WEST FOURTH ~T.RnT. improvement. Guides and alpenstocks ous in its effects, on which occasions SARATOGA BOAT RACE. ---- . ---.- . II te be furnished by the fal3ulty...... " the skull is htlard to crack open with STANT(~N roars agulO-let Bl088 rlse !,-' " a terrific detonation. '.rhe 'victims of We have just received the above ar. to eXIllulO. 'l/' / this extraordinary malady t'lre said to tistic design (l'om the spedal artist of the GWLAMPZ. We mean to keep, up t THERE is at present on exhibition t~ ret\in full consciousness up to the mo­ / the Paris Salon, a very remarkable ment ~f deat~1. Physician~, adds the to the times.. The race will take l~lac~ THE open letter of Mayor Johns<¥i painting, entitled" Jealousy Awaken- ~r'lplHc speClH!, are wholly at a ]o~s to-day. has created as much discussion in lit­ ------iog," which is said to exercise a sp~- elt~er to presclbe or account for thIS Wbat a Little---- Boy Did. erary cirdes as the letter~ of J uni us. " hideous maludy " cies of horriblt} f~Hmination upon all :.. AN unprecedented exa~ pIe of filiaJ who behold it. V:ry extraordmary, tlllS new epI- devotion has just come to light in thfl demIC ! It represents a hideous scene in the rural district::!. Upon the honor of th~ THE trouble with the zoologicals bas There can be no dou btl of cOllrde, interior of a seraglio, w·hole GWLAMPZ establishment, it is £. been, that they failed to engagt} the that intellectual development is alto­ smooth-tongued Charley Kahn. The first rays of an Oriental sun fact. For a true story of a pious littlt are pouring through the arabe::;qlle getber abnormal to some constitutions; boy, it is a little taller than anything ·. . lattice· work of a narrow window into aDd that any attempt to promote brain­ the Sunday school books have yet g01 a gorgeously.furnished sleeping·cham- growtli in empty heads sbould result hold of Pious ..,. extraordinarily truthful power that mg ,rom ear 0 ear. e pIOUS ltt e .· . makes the beholder shudder, Behind, poet.ical ideas: boy saw them, and 'Straightway his. h ~ f h .1 The dume is to he sky·blue-'the eternal soul yeal'ned to see them decorating· in strong contrast to t e 10rm 0 t e dome of nature,' First 600r ~reen-'the Sf!a val'll THE wicked partner has been at it snake-like woman, stands the sternly- and stretching Irom pole to pole', etc. The the bare gums of his poor sick mother. again. .Under. the sanctum ~f .the motionless figure of the giant negro; lower floor 'a 80rt or drab'-tht: 'mud-colored The lady was brushing her magnificent great Rlchard\ 1D the Gazette BUlldmg, h's 0' im features impassible Elxpres- epidermJs of Mother N.iture,''' etc, false teeth. She laid them down upon . d 1" h I' 1 or , 18 a so ,a.,vater lountsm w 080 1St of sionless as the dead face at his feet; We would imggest in addition that a the table a moment, where they lay in. syrups I,neludes champagne, hock, a~d indifferent alike to love or to hate, to broom be hung. up in one end of the all their splendor, a glorious specimen Mountam Dew. Thut:! garbed 10. 0 sorrow to human suffering or "dome of nature"-deHcately but poet- of tbe triumph of modern tooth-ear- poesy, and_under the innocent g Jlise ~o:ma: passio~. f ~/'''H• ....' .. ; ically suggesting the comet. The pentery. The lady left her teeth lying of syrup, .the "~estroyer of Souls j.~ -.~ harvest moon might admirably be per- upon the table, and went out of the sold to thIrsty slDners, under the very, ,./. .'. "sonated by a Western Reserve cheese, room. Now was the golden opportu- nose and on tbe very premises of ttre ' .... ,_ hung up at the other end-thus verify- nity for the pious little boy to prove good Deacon, PHILANTHROP[STS who mourn the ing to our admiring bucolic friends the his affection fo1' his poor sick mother. . remott}ness of that day when hu· saying tbat "the moon is made of green Quicker than lightning he snatched · , manity will be blessed in the final checse." the lady's teeth from the table, tucked THE muddle concerning the nniver- extinction, by mutual murder, of the This plan of symbolism might be them under the edge of his little jack- sity site continues. The owners of Mexican people, will be more or less pursued with great advantage in the et, so the lady wouldn't see them, and the property, lying adjacent to tbe up- rejoiced by an announcement. that an decoration of the Main Hall. We offer ran every step of the way home to his per lot, evince a touching soiicitude epidemic of a totally novel dcscrip- these few hints gratis to the com- poor sick mother. Then he laid the for the health of the future students. tion is greatly facilitating the work of mittee. nice white teeth in her Jap and said: The advantages of a university- exter~ination just at present. A Mex- • "Now, my dear mamma, you needn't perched on a crag, and. only reached lcan correspondent of the New York A Jewisb journal has made the in- gum it anymore. I have brought yoo by a roundabout road, winding its Graphic says that the new disease is teresting discovery that the present some teeth." picturesque and devious way through known as the "bursting sickness," and fashion of ladies' costume is almost ex- There is not on record a more beau­ the alpine solitude of the imposing that three hundred persons have 0.1. actly what it was in the days of King tiful and touching example of filial de­ Itone-quarries back of the city-are ready died with it. Its first. symptoms Solomon. And w;hal a bill tor dry- votion than this of the little boy who­ obvious. Again, it ,is urged that a are nausea, and a Rensation as though goods and dress-making m.ust tb, "wise stole a set,of false t.eeth, and took them pl"Ofeasor of gymnastIcs would be un- a blunt knife were being acl'aped along man" ha,;e ha.d t.o pay, witb his seven borne to hlS poor, slck, tocthless moth­ necessary, as the students would the spinal column j &ft8r which, in tbe hundred wives and t.bree hundred conal er. Who will make a Sunday school daily have the healthful and invigorat-l graphic lauguage 9~ this correspond. cubines) to bel nre I hook out of thia pious little boy? THE GIGLAMPZ. 3

~ MY TAlLO... belt with a lot of trace-chains hitched' the excitement of the Derby road, the "OLD PIZIlN'." to it. But ask a woman the time 0 , exhilar'ation of a ride on the top of a day by her watch, and ninety-nine stage-coach. the fascination of leger- A REM[N[SCENCE OF THE EA.RLY !tUNING LIF. BY HUGH HOW A.BD. • I 1 OUENA.TOR lONES, OF NEVADA.. times out of a hundred she will open demaIn, the glory. of the . ballet, the . 'In the ear IdSy aYB, mltny years ago, ena tor He l()()ms the terror of my dayl'l, the dainty ~olden top, and pretend to comfort of old mns, the rustIc beauty of Junes was engaged in mining on the Stanislaus A. load upon my soul he lays; be overwhelmed with surprise to find England's farm-housos, the glitter and River, 04lifornia, at a place called Cherokee Hearing his name in common phrase, charm of the lighted shops, the won-: Flat. It WitS a small camp, ?on~aining scarce­ I'm paler. that it has run down. That's ninety­ Not Hamlet's pa's grim ghost, I know. nine times out of a hnndred, The dera of the underground railways, the Ily more ~han ~ dozen hab~tatlon8J all told. deliO'ht of a soda-water fountain in full Tha m~)lt ImpOSIng structure 10 tbe camp Watl T ~an he was more malapropos, hundredth time, when YOll ask a lady bl ~ d h th' a boarding-bouse owned bl a Mr. Joggles, a Who makes me chill from crown to toe, what's o'clock, ber watch will be a~ , an many, many o~ er .1 ngs Missourian. This Juggles was a man of sport- My heaviest carE', my diirkeet. woe .- going, may be, but it is sure to be an WhICh the commonest subject enJoys, ing proclivities. Hd owned a. vicious-looking My tailor! hour too slow, or half an hour too but which she is eternally shut out 1 old bull-dug, witll but oat'! eye, wbose nose I've owed him since I don't know when; fast-more likely an hour too slow. from. was covered witb scar", a'ld whose front teeth If once in full I'd paid him, then A woman can keep her tongue run­ She has her pa.lace and her w.:lUed-in w~re always visibl~, even when in the 'm08t I'd be the happiest of men-- ddt d· th h trlendly mood. ThIS dog be Was rea.dy to ba.ck ing, but it is more than she can do for gar ens, an s an mg.. ere Becan against any dog on the river for a figbt. He I'd caper. her watch. She never under any say t@ the people of London-"Here also had two or three game roosters of whose But as it is then's no re~ea8ei My miseries refuse to ceasej circumstances forgets to look under you can uot come. I' But they with their prowess he was bJastfut. B:lt hi8 especial The items constantly increase the bed at uight and see if there is not miles of streets, and multitudes of glo- glory and pride wai! his fighting hor8e-a largp. Upon his bill-that beastly piece a maR under there; but she can't re­ rieFl, can jaw back to their Queen- powerflllly muscled, and exceedingly vicious "Here you can't come." "broncbo," which he cd.Ued "Old Pizen." Of paper. mem ber to wind up her watch at the I never go by those walled gardens And "_pizen" he ~as t~ aU four-footed crea- Ah, ",ould that I might flee for mileR same hour every day. If anything . . tures In that reglOn j indeed, wa.s 80 "mea.n" To where repose the summer isles, breaks about it, she can't tell what's but I thlllk that there are Just as en- that be wail aiml,st pOl80n to hImself. Praised, with tobacco-tinted smile!1, the matter; or if it gets dusty inside, ViOllS eyes on one side of the mason_ This fierce and unsocial beast had taken By sailors! and wants cleaning, she never knows ry as on the other. p03i1e.iilion of a large grall~'yfht about half a She can walk there as much as she mile above the camp, aud would allow no oth­ Where clogging trousers don't a.nnoy it. She ha.s about a.s much knowledge er animal to come upon what he viewed &8 hi. The na.pkined thigh!! of man a.nd b0.Y, likes and by herself, but there is no Who ramble, innocently coy, of the inside of a watch ai of the in- private domain i nor, for the matter of that. And know not, in their guilelese joy, side of an elephant, and she is ever- swapping gossip and preserve recipes to come anywhere near the camp. At Chero- Of tailora! last.ingly losing her watch-key. Besides over the gate with the woman in the kee Flat the old broncho was monarch of all that, she is always bl'eaking the crys- ne.xt house. be surveyed. He had whipped and run oft' ------~.--. ~----- .. tal, and letting the second-hand drop Nor a run out in the afternoon to see every animal that had ever been brought to Which A Woman Can't Do, off, or when not that, she squeezes it Mrs. Jones' shawl and to air her own. th e camp. Th·e mmers severa 1 t-Imes swore There are two thina:s. A woman Wh d h k f· hb 1 vengeance ag;l.inst "Old Plzeo," and would '-' down inside of her little belt, and se- at oes 8 e now 0 neIg or y h h . b b I k d J I d may climb lIt. Blan(~, or steer a ship. J:' W f ave s ot hun lit t at they i tl ogg ee a.a cures it 90 caroles~ly that it is almost comlorts? hat docs she know 0 the the soul of Joggles delighted in Old Pilen, Nay, by patient and long continued certain to faU out upon the sidewa\k, exquisite enjoyment of badgering a therefore they left· him alive. Not content practice it is not impossible that in and be shivered all to pieces. And shop-ke.eper into lunacy? with c)nqlleriog intruders, the old broncho the course of twenty or thirty years a she doesn't know what the regulator * * * * * * would cbase tbem for miles, running them woman could even learn to drive a of her watch is for. Londoners don't seem to like nobes. clea.r out of the country. The m~ment he saw nail. It bas been done, if we are not b h 1 k a. stranga animal he l",id back his ears and A woman the intellectual equal of a They have nothing ut t e c oc s to f - . b h hId mistaken. But the two things whereof went or hIm, USIng 01 ee s a.u. teeth. man! Nonsense I When you find a apprise them of the working and About all this Joggles didn't care a cent. we speak, no woman ever did, or proba- woman who can keep a watch gOI ng knocking-off hour. No nice cast-iron When told of one of tbe exploits of the aei­ bly ever will do. Why, it is one of those then and not before you can admit it- bell in a cupola rung by a bullet-head- mal he would laugh in spite of himself, ar..d tHngs no fellow can find out. It is a as far as that woman is concerned. ed youth; no nice whistle on the top would swear that Old Pizen was the "biggest q'lestion which ought to be submitted, J lS~~ I~'~. tL 'J -:::.... tt L .. ()..' of a mill. They don't like such things, fightin' hoss on the Stanislaus," and he would in all seriousness, to the next Woman's thes~ Londoners don't. But they have ·'ba.ck him agin any cri~ter that ~ver wore bar." Rio

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ensued. The owner of the fig'1t.ing jack drew I porne fight in him. If the twoeTer' get to&etlull',' 'Buckeye boY8" felt that their jackass was I With this he turned suddenl, to where the

bis pistol, and (or a time it Jooked as though I rather think he'll mllke it warm (or the thar! I jack stood with head down, moping sleepily. there WIUI likely to be "a man for breakfast." bron~hll." Down into the camp charged the terrified· and sent a bullet through his brain. The beast FinsJIy, howevpr, the owner of the jack suc- .1 Yuu do, eh1" aaid Joggles. "Well, Idon't broncho, snorting with fea.r at every jump and I fell without a moan, when Joggles advanced ceeded in g.>tting him away from the trembling Here, here now-back up your opinion or take occa~lona.lly hlLlf turning his head in order to I and deliberately emptied the contents of hill

and mangled horse, and drove him out of the water. Here's $200! I'm willin' to Jist let the !lee if the terrib!e jack wae still in pursuit. As I revo!ver into his carcass. He then seized it by s~able. animals alone-let them find their way to each the frantic horse tore through the Cilmp with; the ears, dra!l;ged it to the brink of the preci- It now occurred to ~r. Jones that tbere waa other-and I bet this $200 that when they do nostrils distended, mane fiying in the wind, and, pice and tumbled it down upon the body of tae an animal that would make Old Pizen l:Iick at meet 0 d P;z<'n whips-tliat he eats Jour jack 1ail sticking out straight behind, Joggles was' old broncho, saying; "As you are the only the stomach. A word of this thought to his up alivl1l Come now: PixlE'y, here, sha.ll hold heard shouting wildly from the roof of his thing that ever whipped him---me, you partner, and they a~repd, if po~ible, to srCure the stakes. See m~, !'lee me! C'~me down I Two hOllse, "Whoa, Pizen! whoa P;zen I" But just shall lie and rot with Old Pizel1--0Id Pilen, the fighting jack8.88. Fvllowing the owner of hundred goes that Pizen whips!" at that moment there was no "whoa" in Old the Fitin' Ho~s of the Stanisla.u8."-Virginu. the j&ck, they Roon came to an understanding Thus urged, .: J. P." cov!3red tbe coin in Pix· Pi zen. Down through the little town he came, Oity ~Ne'IJ.) Enterprise. with him. They were told that the jack W:iS ley'a ha.nrl, Rnd once it was done a better pleased making directly for the bar, as though in 1 -----....----••---- a good pack animal, a.nd as qniet as a lamb man than Jog~le8 WaR never seen on the Stan- -earch of human assistance. Straight on he I DJlII'~. when no horses were about. When he came is1au~. He thought he had the deadest thing in came till he reached the ba.nk oC the river, here j The Chicago Post and Mail calls the where there were horsM his whole nature the world. The bet made, away nn Joggles to fully twenty feet in perpendicular height. At. Wh ite Stockings" busted hose."

changed, and he went for them with the fury tell all the "boy.s" in the camp what a dead the brink he ha.lted, hesitating to take the fear- i HIt d h tEl • h • '" a s ea as gone 0 urope eay- of a tiger. The jack being an llnuauaUT pow- t hmg he ad "OD JoneR; always up wllh 'I Old I ful leJtp, and With eyes startIng from theIr . . ' erful animal, tbe owner asked $75 for him. Pizen '11 chaw him up-chaw him up aliv~I" sockets took one long despairing look behind. mg the country In charge of Watterson Jones and partner agreed to run him a trip on The last thing be said to his lodgers that night There came the venomous and jadomitable and Bowles.-St. Louis Globe. trial, and gave the owner $75, which he was to beCore he went to bed "as: "Knowin' Pizen as jackasa, never breaking his steady, rolling A FARMER, when flagellating two of bep in case the jack was not returned 1tithin he doeil, Jones must be goin' crazy. That jack gaJlop. With outl'tretched neck, ears laid h' a certain time. '11 be ch"wed up-chaffed up alive!" back, tail whipping up and down with each 18 unruly boys, was asked what he Having secured tbe fi;{hting jack, .Jones and All the enning the jiock rewained browsing' bound, on he came. The old broncho erected was doing. partner packed him and started home in high about the ca.mp, and the next morning wa'3still his tail, took one more glance at his approach- "Thrashing wild oats!" was hit feather. Al' soon 8a he was out of town the there - etanding with head down and eyes ing foe, gave a snort of terror, and leaped from reply. jack became al'l docile an i sleepy as any old c]OI!Ied, dreamingly moving his ears and lazily the bank down into the river. Luckily for him A TEXAS town was recently viai ted "burro" tllat ever trotted a trail. Before get- switching his scanty tail. Joggles emil~d con- the water was deep. Rising to the surface he by a clergyman for the first time in its ting home the beast became absolutely IIIZY, temptuously every tilDe he looked at the old swam to the opposite shore, and came out all and Jones & Co. began to fear that off hit! own jack. Standing on his porch, as the miners of right on a bar that put out from the b3.nk on history, and the inhabitants, wishing dunghill their jack was of no account as a the camp p&88ed on their way down to their that side. Here he halted, evidently fe eling to do the handsome thing by him. of­ tighter. claima on the ri ver, J og&le8 facetiously inquired himself safe. fered to get up a horse-race for his en­ It was about sundown when the men reached whether any of them would like to baek "that The jack thundered on, and came near plung- tertainment. Cherokee Flat and drove up to the door ot the thar ferocious beast aga.inst Old Pizen for an- in~ into the river before aware of ita presence. At Saratoga, the other day, a man "Bucbye Compilny'l:I cabin." Their partners other $2001" But by bracing all aback: till his haunches al­ was Been going around with a wagon had -luit work and come up from the bar. They At last all the men of the camp were down moat touched the ~round, he came to a halt· were getting supper, but for a time discontin- on the river at work. About nine o'clock in the I But it was only for a moment. Seeing o~d gathering up dead cats, old boots, and ued the work of frying bacon and baking slap- morning one of the men of the Buckeye Com- I broncho on the other shore he stretched out h18 other aromatic rubbish. The prevail­ jacks to come out and ask "J. P.'· and com pan- pany happened to go from the bar up to the I neck and gave a diabolical "yee·a-haw,'· unhesi­ ing opinion there is, that a new spring Ion how they came by the big donby. In 8.B bank of the river for something. A moment tatingly plunged into the river and diligently of a delicious flavor is to be discovered , few moments as p088ible Jones made them ac- after, grinning gleeful1y, he called out to those· struck out for the horse. soon. quainted with the character of the beast. When below: "The impatient Joggles is going to Th;s reckless and energetic persistence on the A LANTERN-JAWED Vermonter got he had fioished his account of the scene at the bring on the game. There ')] be some fun be. part of the enemy WIlE! evidently unsuspected to livery stable every mlln of the Buckeye Com- fore lon~i I see him starting the old jack along the broncho. He gazed for a few moments at aboard of a steamer for the first time, pany was firmlyeonvinced that the big jack up the vaHey toward the fid. He's on the sly the jack as he rose to the surface and began and fell through the hatch way into the could "walk the log" of Old Nick himpelf, but and is getting rather keen to see that fight I" swimming, as though thunderstruck at the hold, when, being unhurt, he was heard mum was the word. No hint of the fighting Watching Jogglef', he wae seen in the edge of fearful e.nerg~ di~played by t?e. little belst, to express his surpr!se: "Weil, if the qualities of the animal was to gG out of the the timber throwing rocka to urge the jack t then OOsS1Og hIS tall aloft and &,IV1Og a tremen­ darned thing ain't holler!" cabin. move up a i!treak of open ground that led to the ~ous snort ~e dashed away down the river at Preeently J ogglefil, "hose boardin~-hou88 was fiat between two groves of pines. Pre8ently he he toP. of hiS speed. THE witty wife of a noted practicing just across the street, espied the jackass, and came back and seated himself on the porch, The J~ck was soon over the na.rrow stream. physician advised her husband to keep came over to where he WIUI being unpacked. A getting .up once in a while and stretching his 0h" lan~l?g ~~ s:u:ed ~he g~~und a ~oment, away from the funerals of his patients, emile struggled about the c.:>rnere of his mouth neck to see if the jack was gone in the direc- t en ra~sIDg 18 ea an ca.tc 109 ~ ghmpse of y as it looked too much like a tailor ca.r· as be came. Walking up to the beast and e 8- tion. He was dying to ha.ve the animals get th~ fieeAlO g hOd~e, ahwa . he plunge~dlO keen. pur- Y rying home his own work. ng him from stem to s!ern for a. time, Joggle 1I together. At last a man who had climbed upon SUit. ben in t e rIVer soon hI the anIma ls !aid: ' the bank, reported that the jack was not to be from view. As the men were still standing IN a valedictory address an editor " Purty good chunk of a jackass. Bin buyin' seen, and that he had no doubt gone over the gazing after them a great crallh was heard. wrote: "If we have offended any man him 1" ridge into the fia.t. More than one voice then cded: "The gulch! in the short but brilliant of our the gulch! By heaven, they have both gone into cours~ cc f "Well," I!aid Jonel'l, don't know. We All was now excitement among the meo, and. Devil's Gulch I" public career, let him send us a new have him on trial. We may buy him: He is two or three of them were constantly on the What was referred to aR "Devil's Gulch" was hat, and we will then forget the past.'J big and strong, and seems nice and quiet-may river-bank listening for bounds of the fray. a narrow ravine, with rocky perpendicula.r be a trifie lazy." A cool chap that! Presently they cried out that the battle had walls, which put inlo the river about fi:ly yards Joggle"', who seemed to be calculating abOUt begun. All hands huetened to the top of the beLow the belld. OUR good things come by happy bow many mouthfuls he would make for Old high, ~teep ba[jk, whence was to be had a fair "SJmething fell into the gulch, sure," cried succession. In June we have straw­ Pizen, at last !laid: view of the open ground leading l'P to the the man, "and it must have been either the berries j July comes in with raspberriOA) "Well, yes, he Beems rather quit." , ridge, beyond which lay the fia.t where roamed '._' . k d' h 1 k f h "b " horfle or Jack o. both. and goes out with blackberries i in H avmg unpac e t e ac , one 0 t e oys the fj,.hting hOl'l'!e. Although half a mile dis- All 'd f • . • I . h 0 • now starte or a crosslOg Bome dIstance August we have huckleberries j in Sep­ gave h1m a E\ ap wit a strap, as much as to say: tant a terrIble !lq'lealing and brayinD' could b· h' . d " Y l'b Id f, 11 If d •. 1:1 t: . lip t e rIver, 10 or er to go down the other tember, gooseberries; in fall ou are now at I erty,o e ow; go 0 an distInctly heard-cries of rage and pain from I h and win­ . If I" IS ore and see what had happened. Joggle!', ter, cranberrios; and all the year enJ .y yourse lUI you p eaF!e. the contending animals. .\. great cloud of red wao had before this de3cended (rom the roof of " What I" cr;ed Joggles, opening his ey ~ in dURt could be seen rising from the ridge. This his hOUAe now came puffin'" and blowing across round we have Danburys. t I' • 't . L_ I cl h t Id f h b I amazemen, you am ?omg to turn '!JUt jack I c ou ,t a to 0 t e att e, moved to and fro; I'lots, and joined the party" from the river, fi(- Ann Eliza Young, wife of Brigham, looee h:re? The first thIng you k~ow ~e'll poke sometimes appe~red to appr~ach quite nea.r to I t('en or twenty men in all, as they came from had a cr')wded house in Titusville. off up .0 the £l.lt where Old P,zf'n lB. Then the crest of the ridge, then agam to recede. All I the several claims. Well, sbe had a crowded house at home he'll be a dead Jack as sure as you livf'. Why, this time there was heard the most fearful I " D . k h'" 11 th , k --n a Jac ass, any ow. was a at and that's the reason she left.- Wash­ he WCluldn t ma e a mouthful for Pizen!" !lquealing and braying' imaginable-sometimes J I '.1 h 'th th d " _ 'k'" . ogg es palll, R.S e came up WI e crow . "·e11, I don t now, MId JoneFl, "theJ'ack very dh.tinctly again ruore faintly as the va I A II k h' ~ I' 'd d ington Chronicle. .' '" -j s a new IS lee mgil no one sal a wor . Is a ,very •q1l1et •old fellow, and I guess Old Pizen rying breeze wafted the sounds or 8.B the scene R 0 u nd' 109 th e ben d tlley came 10. f u II'VIew 0 f Pope dir.ing once with Frederick, won t thmk him worth bothering with. Be- of the battle ph ifted. th 1 h Th 't k b· k d . d h h th h '11 e gu c • ere, upon I s roc y rm ,lItoo Prince of W:.Lles, paid the prince t 1'I1 eB, tee ancea ~rfie dah. e WI stay and pick Looking toward the camp, Joggles was seen ,. the jack. With outstretchp.d neck he was gaz- many compliments. wonder, a bout camp-won t 0 IS way up to the fiat·· d d d . . .. . "I 11 " Jumpwg up an own an runnlDg frantically 109 mtently lOtO the chasm below. His ears Pope," said tb9 prince, "that you, at a . about, evidently intensely excited. Soon he Iwere looped forward, as though to shade his '~:well, just as you pl~llSbe", said Jogglefl, pre- was observed to get a ladder aod mount upon eyes a.nd give a clearer view ot what lay at the who are so severe on kings, should ba ten lIlg some concern; ut you know what the roof of his porch, and thence to climb to bottom of the gulch. The sound of approacil- so complaisant b me." "It is," said Old Pizen is ? " h t e top of hia houtle, vainly stretching his neck ing footsteps at length attracted his attention. the wily bard, "because r like the "' Ye@, I know," /laid Jones; "bllt Pizen is b' . to 0 taID a view of the .fight. Now the cloud Turnin.g his head ILnd seeing the party drawing lion before his claws are grown." getting old. I guess he don't thirst for the { d dl oust w. as seen ,to raP.I Y approach the crest near he moved back from the brink of the pre- {ray, as in his younger day",. I shouldn't won- f h d d "I suppose," said a quack, while o t e rl gE", an soon It came whirling over it. cipice, gave his tail a fi'lurish, and uttered a se- der now if the old jack were to whip him ...... in There were seen two dense clouds of dust, both ries of triumphal "Yee-haws!" feeling the pulse of his patient, calle they should get to~ether," added J oneil 11' d' 1· h . ' ro 109 nect y ID t e direction of the camp. Looking~own into the chasm the men beheld " you tbink me a. humbug?" "Sir,' aughlng. S ·f 1 h d d WI t Y t e re clou s rolled on, and soon in lying on the bottom-motionless in death--OJd replied the sick man, "I perceive you .. What I " cried Joggles, turning red, " that the foremast the form of an animal could be Pizen, the fighting horse of the Stanielaul'. can discover a man's thoughts by your blamed old jl\ckaas whip Pi zen I Not much I I'll aeen. A puff' of wind ehowed this to be the His head was doubled under him-his Deck was touch." bet you .too-rea, I'll bet you S200-he can't broncho-Old Pizen. At the distance of three. broken. When he came out of the gulch after whip one eide of him I Com.-, now I" or four hundred yards behind rolled a rapidly having ascertai!led this fa.ct, Joggles wae'dea.d. Scene at Long Branch between tw"o " The trouble is." said J ·nt's, "th.t the jack following cloud, u we have sometimes seen two ly pale. DrawlOg and cockini{ hie e~:x-shooter, bathers: I am your tailor. When will is in a .trange place. Be might not fight small whirlwind, in playful m d Wh t he advanced toward the party and.sald: "J. P. you settle that bill ?-Instantiy, if • 00 • a was Jones, you knowed what tbat Jack&81 was Bowen!', he look. .. though there might ~ lD thM l~ oloud could not be 1M!en, but the Don't speak I Let no man here ppeak a word.'; you have it with you. THE GIGLAMPZ. 7 , ,- [From Punch.J And he threw bi8 spectacles at the man has bis price: his was a penny in the Minories, where baldness, gray- ONE-AND-THREE. old man in the stern. Till now the plain, and twnpence colored. Now he ncss, and defieiency of h~ir are guaran- BY THAT DISTINGUISHED FRENCH NCIVELIST, old man had been the Distiuguished was twopence. leed at twentu-threeJ sh illinuos'-' a d\>zen, FICrOR NOGO. Passenger j now, out of the light} he The other did not know tbis. and time, labor, a.nd half your fuel could no lonuoer be distinzuished. In "1Vho ('omes there ?" asked the I '-' '-' are saved by those who are wi ling and PART TEl.E FIRS'r-ALL AT SEA' the darkness a beggar is as good as a stern pa.ssenger ready to dwell in a Pilradisaical Pank- kinu:. I, A Grenadier. " l'b h I j . d b wu ger," continued Le Brun. They nailed the white feather to the tor him to draw himself up as to take white. He trembled. " Hooray!" mast some one else down. This was what he He clasped his ha.nds together, and II He must land on the coast. Where Then a din like the peeling of three had sethim self to do. murmured, "Angcore, I says,Angcoro !'" there is no coast, he can not lanri. hundred oranges burst over the depths "You know your catechism?" be Then he threw himselfon his knees. Where the sea is deeper than two inch­ of the sea. asked. " My brother, the cook, was wrong. el, there is a chance of drowning. Ouly those who have peeled three " .M:. or N., as the case may be," re- I am another. It's a way we have in The shrimp is taken wbere the whale hundred oranges can know what this' plied the sailor. He pointed a remark the navy. We will not go home till escapes, or vice fJersa. Who will row means. Iat the stern passenger. Then he re- morning. Till daylight does appear. thit:J gentleman to shore?" The two men in the little boat kept . Burned t "It is all said. I give you one Command. I obey I" " Here y'are, sir !" cried all the crew silence. This arose from their not mjnute, Mister Kristiminstral." "1 forgive you," said the distin- at once, eagerly, and in different tones· speaking. " Why do you call me Mister Kristi- guished passenger in the stern. u Go out for a sail this morning, sir? N ear the Blue Rocks are the Trap- minstral?" [TO BE CONTINUED.] Nice day for a row, sir? Fine outside pes. From the Trappes escape is diffi- "Because you are a KriBtiminstral. • _ • .Eighteen pence an hour. Here y'are Cult. That is I)lain enough. I have never When you see a lady walking along air! Take you for a shilling.'.' '!'he boat was a meN cockle-leaky seen one, but I have heard of them. " the street, with both hands clasped " No. Who will go for nothing ?" in a high sea. " If one had been a Kristiminstral, over the crown of her head, appar- The men held back. The sailor spoke; and was nu Moore a Kr1stiminstral, but ently in deep meditation, you can "bet Then one stepped forward. "Do you know where we are now?" came out on a tour to amuae, delight, your life" that her hair is coming " I will." The old man replied, and. instruct, what then?" down.-South Bend Union. " Your name?" "I can tell exactly by my magnificent The sailor bent his head in thought. It is to the credit of Milwaukee that cc Guillaume Tailleur." compass." The stern passenger laid down hiB only four men looked at the giraffe ye8- Le Brun a.ddressed him. Ie You are He opened his chest, and produced banjo, and drew on his gloves. He fix- terday, without .remarking that it a gay young fellow, full of mirth and some notes. ed his hat firmly on his head. Then he would be nice to have that throat-one full of spree. You accept the situa­ He said, waved aloft his umbrella. could taste his drink so long.-Mil- tion ?" "This is the upper sea. A little low- c, What then? " pursued the dark waukee Bentinel: " I do." -er down is a flat. We can land there." and dignified passenger, who had been It is awful annoying to have some The dignified passenger took Le Day appeared. Without Martin. hitherto known as MasE1abones. "Is other fellow's clothcsleft in one's room Brun's hand. He murmured," 01 The t..wo sat in the boat. A white, it because you do not use the Archi- by the washerwoman. Saturday we Johnny, I'm in luck dis time." and, apparently, a black man. The '.median Lawn Mower that none other put on another fellow's shirt but IX.--Wh.ere are you nose? latter c.o~ld have explained this ~ad"he 113 genui~e and strikes on its own box? I couldn't wear it. Although it' was A few minutes later the Captain's been WIllIng. He could have saId, • It No. W111 you take upon yourself to rumed around the bottom, the sleeves gig had been broughL out. is necessary I sLtould be kept dark." assert that the waxworks at Madam were too short to button cuffs on, and Bobbilot explained the nautical He did not ~ay it however. The 8i- Tussaud's could ever be melted by a there was'no place for a collar.-Mil­ terms for this gig. They were two 1 lence remained unbroken. A silence mere tale of woet even though a tax Iwaukee Bentinel, shillings for the first hour, eighteen­ once broken can not be mended. were taken o,ff ho~ses, on the removal The studenti8 of a certain college in pence for the second. Naturally the The sailor broke it. .. of the statue 1.n LeIcester Square, an~ a the thriving town of Fort Wayne, old man began with the second. He looked. fixedly at the man In the II man of straw were put at Rugby ID Indiana, complained to their president The Captain's gig, once hired, was stern, and s~ud, . ~tead o~ a Hayman? No. Never I S~all of the amount and quality of the immediately lowered. This did not alter "1 am the brother of hIm you order- It be saId by those who can read, wrIte" t which the)' received. The the price. It was a bargain. An agree­ ed to be pitched over." and speak i~, but can:t sing it, tha.t the ~~:verD'or" promised attention, and ment. There are certain provisioDs in BOOK THE THIRD. I· tbree years system]s to be ~boh~hed soon after went to the dining.room every agreement. These were placed in the army, and the best price gIven h the students and the house- in the gig. They were, a dozen of GUILLAUME rrAILi.EUR. for gents'. cast off clothes? And, if 80, :ee~r:r were a8sembled. "Mr. H., the champagne, tres see, a Strusbourg pie, a Welsh rabbit, a raspberry Rnd cal'rant 1. - The Speech and the Stumper. why? or, If no~, why not? An.d, should students complain of your meat," said tart three tins of Australian meat, a The old man slowly raised his head. it be 80, who WIll have caused It? Thou th 'd nt. "A baseless calumny refrigerator, a cut of the joint, and a He who had spoken was a man about art the cause of this anguish, my moth- e p.resII e hI" ]. d thA t . . . . that IS, am z ore rep Ie '" ca er- sausage-machine. forty. His tone was soft. Judgmg' er. But can you say It IS so? No. er-Ii hear it yourself." Hears the stu. They calculated upon rear:hing the from this latter, he was more piano I Then whose fault is it that carpets are dents. "How was the meat three shore in one hour. than forty. beaten, that hair falls off in the pres- weeks ago?" CI Good. " "How was Le Bran, a.lways a scoffer, looked In bis belt were pistols, knives, and ence of Pulvermacher's painless dent- it two weeks ago?" "Pretty good, over the side of the vessel, and sneered daggers. He wore a frock, an open istry that Linoleum is the best spring not as good as before." "Bow is it collar, a knotted tie, a small jacket, that perambulators are doub- now?" . "There, you this farewell to the boat: medi~ine, "V~ry b~~." huge boots, and a cap. He had black led up. that there are no more pills or see, Mr. PreBld~nt, 8al~ the caterer, U The night is dark for the gig. Take ringlets, and a high color; but fo~ other drug. that you may go for milcs "the meat of thIS week IS of the same my gig lamps." this he would have been plain. Every along th~ Lynes and get b~k to )loses piece as that three weeks ago I" THE GfGLAMPZ.

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The orIginal greenbaeks-Progs. 'it's as hot as ginger," when evel!Y one .0 0 BAT~ I thIs Week •. hi~~·:~~·t:':~~!~ often the power he· ~ kn;::tth;::::::n~i::;::l:~n~:~:e.IS TYLlSlI ST!! Vi W~ I~~ p~n ~~~ l~~~~n.!~ A .. k d ld 'fh ld . - ON OUR first-class CIty property, for the penod 9f 1 WIC e wor - e wor of can- .centIy tb.rew mto the gutter a man -- to 5 years, in sums ranging from $30'"'to dIe-makers, who had extricated his horns from a $2 TABLES, $30 000 at liberal rates. We also offer loan . '. 'k f; • h b' on good Bonds and Stock CoHaterals. Jonah rashly pItched Into the sea plC et enee, mIg t e called a speOl-! TO O:J:.aOSE T:a::mlV£ 0'0'''.1''. Mortgage notes, County and State Bonds, and got badly whaled. men of the best Orange County A. E. BURKHARDT & CO. hought and sold. Customers will pl~ase butt-ESr - bring their papers with t_~lem ¥> save tIme. " Rent.s Bre enormout;" as the loafer • 112 West Fourth Street. Furthermore we offer b l)et"cent. on d~- . d I k' h" . '.. " , posits of six month's cert.ific~tes, and 8 ~er salon 00 mg on IS pants. A sOlentIncJournal deSIres ItR youngi cent. on twelve month's cCl"tlfiates, prov~d- Daniel was the only man of note readers to remember that their mar-: John Kauffman ~ 00. ed they are insured by mortgages on CIty who was not spoiled by being lionized. !bleB were originally nothing. but "am- VINE STREET BREWERY JProNperstTOECltLE N ee W Third St. lot'phoua chunks of protoglastlc clay." , • • 0.. A~ exchange spea~s of a coupl~ reo ~ ,... . 604 Vine Street, Bet. Liberty & Green Sts. ma., 313 m ======~olvmO' themselves mto a commIttee I The publIc are lllfolmed that drIvers 01 i atl GERMAN AMERl~ AN ~ AN" of tw~ with power to increase the 'of the Lake Ge~rge stag~s h",ve a :resh ..... Lager Beer constantly on :'~d.nn 'l • a A ~ number. 1 supply of starthng storIes commItted July 102mB. $10 CJASH FOR RAlll.EY Two ~t. Louis women were refused to memory for the benefit of passengers -OF- p,laces as drivers on street-cars, osten- during the su~mer months. ! Elm Street Brewery, Hakman Hen ehold &, Co. slbly because they couldn't manage, The.comet IS supposed to bea "dog-! ,~g . mules. ThiswasfrivoloU8. They had star" run mad-asortiofrabid" Skye' C. MOERlLEIN, '16 W. THIBDST.16 both heen married for years. t.errier -Brooklyn Argus. OINOINNATI, O. N. W. Cor. Elm and Henry Sts., I What an inglorious end for Black LION BREWERY CINCINNATI, o. DISCOUNT AND DEPOSIT BANK. Eagle, the last chieftain of the 11'0- i july 1 3ms. $15 ., H -A.ND-...... DeaIers in Government Bonds, Gold, qU~H~ • e was run over and killed by ,f I Silver, American and Foreign Exchange. s. CIrcns wagen. ~~ALrr .. HOUSE, 1 O-eC ANS '. Drafts on all poiltts, transatlantic pass- I tII\a...... ages, and letters of credit issueu, all well as n , m;:~t:..: .7!;I:a:Tr ::, O!~:~~:oe t~:·j WI NDIS CH&, MB UREOHUf AUSER : A large and ~:ii:;;'S?rted .upp~y of ::!e;~~:aid on.certifi:t~8Q~ d~~:i~-"" smokmg--ear where it was more mixed. '1 organs at varlous prICes, to SUlt all a H. MUELLER'S classes of buyers, can always be found • One beautiful trait in woman's thar- PI OUl St., bf&' Wade & Libert" at my store. WI-ne.IlfYOUSG, acter is her invariable readiness to Instruments can be purchased on the ~ smooth over the asperities of her hus- julyl03ms. CINCINNA.TI. system of 140NTEL'l inhstallments bf $10, NO. 603 WALNUT STREET. bnnd's temperament, even if she has to . . ____ ~._._ $15, 828, and $25 aac . do h with; a smoothing-iron: A. NEATHER, F. w. HELM:IOK'S slE~LiNG~e:;s wSll:r~i~th~~! ':'onl Hood is now -aceused of being 'l1"'SIC-STORE, t,ive still and sparkling Wines, by the tt crematiooi8t, because he said, Wholssals and Retail FUrnITUrS Warerooms., &1.1 glal§l, gallon, or barrol. ,..ilOr£l;; before his death, th~t l' he was .,,"reue. and Beddln,,, No. j'18 W. SIXTH STREET, Every Sunday at ~! an, ppicurean Jyi':g .out of,chlJ.l'ity to ttieundertaker, NO.9 WEST- FIFTH STREET, c(JrCIiflfATI. o. lunch. ~. U.' ";1i;'~hed 'to tii'n a liveiy:Huod."· I *.,.~, may 1'73ml. Between Main and W'n.!nut, Cincinnati. I

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"THE GIGLAMPZ." came that a committee of six had been people were just begining to thrive the way the Lord got even with Lon­ appointed, we at once rose higher in and multiply and build up their shat­ Published daily, except Week·days. don, in the year of Grace 1666. Now popular favor. The dailies, with one tered fortunes, when a fire broke out TERMS, $z.50 PER ANNUM. we claim it's not too much to prophesy accord, said, "How did you know it? ., in a wooden shanty in Crooked Lane that some Christian historian, one Address GIGLAMPZ_PLBLISHI~G CO., Some even accused us of' dealing in on the night of Sept. 2, 1666. That hundred years from date, will summon 105 Wr;sT FOURTH STREET. neet'omancy. The word "Whitewash­ was the virgin blMze of the great the ghost, of Solomon Eagle to explain ing" was adopted by all as the only fire of London, which levelled the tohe Chicago fires. After dwelling on Oil tlU that "Griffith Gaunt ,. is to proper name for the committee; and as picturesque old town with the flames, the enormous wickedhess of the once become one of the ~tandard puhlica­ the result of all this enterprise, Mr. and would have ruined the river too if proud metropolis of the West, he will tions of the American Truct Society. GIOJ,AMPZ has found his pocket-book the fish had not rallied to its defense introduce the instrument of Heaven, distended. near Fleet Bridge. Solomon Eagle, the l,ord's Anointed. It was, of course the work of in· That enthusiast will be represented as WATTS ON THE SCANDAL. cendiaries, and of course Heaven persuading the people of Chicago to Birds in:their little nest agree, MR. TILTON has made a concise and was angry with the town for her build 90 acres of wooden shan ties But 'tis a shameful sight conclusive statement. He has divided For people of one family wickedness, and some way had to be in the heart' of the. city, while ,. his subject into twenty-two heads and To fall out and chide and fight. devi~ed for reconciling those two ex- . he preaches . of doom. 10 the same - Watts' Hymns. has made the whole in the form of one planations of the fire. It was really a breath. ~t hiS suggestion the force ~r long oath, and sworn to it befor~ a ... big thing; for years after, whenever firemen WIll be weak, the Mayor wIll Notary Public. Oh, fortunate Notary . db' t L d be weaker, the water-supply weakcs t th e WIll grew OIS erous, on oners .. . . - Public! Thy name has gone through­ "0 poetry of the past, whither hast wou ld pu t thell'' h ea d s t ogeth er an d Then after mfluencmg the authorItIes. thou gone? Great Pan is dead and the out the world. Thou canst tell thy whisper through their whfte lips, "It to. adopt rotten and leaky hose, he Will Dryads are dispersed! Tircis and children that thy name has travelled blows a!ol it did the night of our fire I" clImb to the roof of the St. James Amaranth are hooted by a cold world. free on all the telegraph wires in the Now when Mr. Ainsworth came to Hotel and signal to his accomplices to which scoffs at pnstoral love and the known universe! Thou hast sworn a do the b.ig conflagration, a hundred commence fulfilling the will of Heaven. When the proper moment anives for a Golden Age, while the Arcadian man to the longest and hottest oath on and fifty years after, he picked out as record. Thou canst readily enter the splendid stage effect, he will shriek utterances of the shepherds fire greet­ the hero of it a certain wild Quaker "Resurgam !" till the city sbak~s with ed with derision! 1! " lecture-field at a thousand dollars a enthusiast named Solomon Eagle, and night. But we are digressing. Mr. the echo of his voice, and tlien plunge made him the Lord's prophet and headlong into the boiling sea of flame. Beecher has replied by a general de- avenger. Sam Pepys relates the his- That's the way the Lord got even IF our readers will look back at the nial, not under oath. It strikes us he torical part of that old Quaker's life with Chicago in the years of Grace number of our paper which contained might as well have preserved that in one paragraph, where he speaks of 1871 and 1874:. the Scarle~ Letter they will notic.e in Idign!fied and priestly silence: The. him as rushing frantically into the A'/\.} \ the immedIate foreground several hIgh- verdIct of the world at the tIme of .,. ~\ audience-hall at Westminster when the Fantasy of a Fan. . " ly intellectual and artistic-looking this writing is, "'roo thin." Mr. Beech­ King and his courtiers were perhaps persons, who a})pear sad and dejected. er would have stood just as well before "I'll bet it was a present!" cried discussing how many yards of lace a Jack, with a look of confident delight, As the })lot thickens our feelings re-I the world had his answer been twee· mistress should have (always burring applying a little fan to his expanded main unchanged. dIe twaddle, tweed Ie twaddle twam. Ho N ell Gwynne), and exclaiming, "Re- nostrils. would then too have made a reputation pent! repent 1" There was nothing particularly r().- .. for conciseness. The man looked like John the . markable ahout the fan. It was a small, \Ve would advise our readers to GREAT ARE THY VICTORIES, 0 PEACE. Baptist fresh from the wilderness. delicately-fragile Japanese fan, with read "Griffith Gaunt; or, Jealousy:' -It is astonishing to note how jour­ He had only a girdle about his loins, rather Oddly-carved woodwork, and a nalists take to science and philology in • • • to prevent scandal j his voice was like grotesquely-un perspective landscape of Solomon Eagle. the hot summer months, when nothing the roar of many waters; he spoke of gold agaillst a background of flamingo a great doom to come, of wicked 15 stirring but a stray com0t or a cler­ .. 0 my prophetic soul, Cbicago!" scarlet. Somehow or other Jack had ical scandal. The ThundcNr of Fourth Babylon and a righteous God; and his N OW is the time to creep away into never noticed it before, although it and Race says, editorially: eyes seemed to testify that he had the shade of some spreading beech, had been hanging over the mantelpiece "The Philologists have discovered that the been living on locusts, and his limbs, or any other thick-leaved tree, and for more than a year. ancien! Latins spelled 'nihil' nichel-whenct", that he had been training for the " Why?" I asked, curiously. of course, we get nickel, or next to nothing. pass a few sweet hours in silent ring. "Because," replied J ack, seriouly There is nothing like philology to demonstrate thought. The subject this time should The novelist took up this character, "the perfume of a pretty woman ling. the eternat fitnetlB of wordfJ." be fires, in their relation to prophets. and made him an important personage \Ve have always looked upon nickels ers on it." Not that old worn-out I'elation spoken in the fire. lIe first gives him a little as a mere alloy of brass and tin. of in ancient history-illustrated by experience by letting him predict the I snatched the fan from Jack, and the three good children of Israel, who boxed his saucy ears. But after all, ' plague, and then introduces him as ... . {) walked through the fiery furnace un­ predicting the fire. The first was real­ the rascal's assertion regarding the THE prohibition party has abandon­ singed; nor that comparatively modern ized and the second must not fail. original ownership of that article was ed U1e sensational feature of prome­ relation in which Roman martyrs, So Solomon cUm bs daily to the roof something more than a mere shrowd nnde C0llcerts, and directs its attention Span ish martyrs, an d the English of old Saint Paul's, then in the center guess. A faintly exquisite odor, which to the manipulation of grand juries. saints who died at Smithfield, figure. of London, mounts the huge cross at stilt exhaled from the carved wood­ Thoy hopefully look forward to the There is something so fixed about the western end, and holding on to work and crimson paper, had betrayed day when the Great D'.'acon will have the subject, viewed in that light, that one of the cross-pieces with his left the romance of the fan to Jack ufter a to f(:(;dl the joys of the past by put­ there is scareely any chance left for arm, he testifies of the doom to come lapse of years. ting cayenne pepper in his cider, nfter theories or even mild suggestions. like a prophet, sweeping over the tide It was the same subtly delicate per­ the ta:3ilion of the SenBca Indian, who, The only way we ean think of for of people below with his right arm, as fume that clings lovingly to bridal· being debarred from tho ardent by reaching any fresh fields or pastures Cambria's bard used to stand on a wreaths and veils, long after the Jace the laws of Pennsylvania, resorts to new, is to write an able article on rocky precipice over" Conway's foam­ has grown yellow with age, and the this subterfuge. Philologists assert Chicago fires and Chicago prophets. ing flood" and prophesy, while orange-flowers have crumbled into dust, that the well-known couplet- Let us commence about two centuries " Loose his beard and hoary hair, and the head they crowned lies deep "A little more cider back, for we want to be under a good Streamed like a. meteor to the troubled air." under the shadows of the tombstones; For Dick Scbneider"- head of steam when we reach this lj'ow all this time he is preparing a -the faint perfume that haunts, like Is but the refrain of the song of the question. wrath of his own. He gathers to­ some thin family ghost, old-fashioned modorn Seneca on the war-path. London had a terrible plagu~ in gether four other spirits worse than cabinets and quaintly-carved bureaus r· .., .. 1665, which lasted for months, destroy­ himself, who quote the Hebrew pro­ unopened for generations, which con­ ~'~ ;; . ing thousands of CQmmon people, phets day and night, till their hearts tain the odd dresses worn by the Ol'R readers willl'omember "Scarlet whom England could not use and was are warm with heavenly love, and beauties of a past century;-the Ull·· Lettcr," which we produced several glad to be rid of, and killing off such then they carry out their plans. They dying perfume~ that hides forever itt weeks ngo. The picture was then de­ a vast number of the nobility who or· leave two of the number in the turret some carefully treasured glossy curl nounced as premature. 'Ve take this namented the King's court and sucked of St. Paul's, and the rest steal quietly cut from the tresses of a dead sweet­ opportunity of ~h;king the art critics the life-blood from their starving ten­ to the Islington wat~r- works, turn the heart ;-the perfume that conjures up what they havt> to ~ny now. ants, that Charles II. was busy for the supply off from every pipe, throw the a thousand memories of young 1'0- The Scarlet Letter was followed by rest of his reign in signing patents of key into the reservoir, lock the gate, mancc, of wooings, of wedding-bells. a cornpanion.piece, in which the com­ nobility jn order to give England some and then after a signal from St. Paul's, Yes, the fan was a present. mittt:0 of six were mado to appear as solid backbone in the place of what they return to London and use fire· Thero can be no doubt, to my mind, white,'mshers long before they bad ar­ 8he had lost. balls in a dozen different places, on the that women have something of the riveu by telegraph:; when the news The plague was scarcely over pnd wooden rookeries of the town. That's nature of rare and precious flowers...... (/ \ THE GIGLAMPZ. 3 , -~ ==~======~'~======~======~ A.nd if you have ever laid your head one with poets, ancient or modern. " Day is dying! Float, 0 swan, To our readers we woald say, buy on Somebody's - sboulder, and felt It. has, however, been treated of by Duwn the ruby river: the book; buy it for your g.reat-grand - Somebody's perfumed breath upon your several major and minor poots of our Fullow, Rang, in reqtliem children. T. To the mighty Giver," ...., i,' ... _ ~ face, like a summer wind laden with own day-poets who revel in word­ --__...... -----.J: N'.N\ I, ...... -. .. .~- the scent of newly-mown hay, and ever painting, and whose picturesque' de­ Religious Column Art Notes. played with Somebody's sweetly odor­ scriptions entitle them' to the name Why do wom-en who have got too Thanks to the energetic efforts of Col· ous hair, and ever followed Somebody of "artist-poets." At present we can mU0h brains, like certain ladies of the Geo. Ward Nichols, we are to have a unobserved along the street when she only recall three such descri plions, but Woman's Rights movement, wear their Meissonier at our Exposition. He leaves the ail" behind her fragrant with one of which is probably very familiar, hail' short, and men who have got too (Meissonier) is considered by ml1ny perfume, you really begin to fancy her -namo]y, ·the closing lines of Lo~g­ little, wear their hair lo~g? We the greatest artist living, and it will a realization of that idyllic maid- fellow's "Hiawatha:" thought of this conundrum when we be the fit"st picture of his that ha~ ever -" Whom Gwydion made by glamour out of "And the evening sun descending saw the other day the Reverend Mr. been seen in Cincinnati. Gerome, flowers." Set the clouds on fire with redness, Mickle, late of the One-sided Congre­ Conture, Breton, and the other great Burned the broad sky like a prairie, masters of French art will be well rep­ Don't tell me it's musk, Or otto-of­ Left upon the level water gation, of thiM city, in town with his roses, or night - blooming - cereus, or One long track and trail of splendor, auburn hair hanging just five inches resented. The exhibition of pictures jockey-club; because I won't .believe D()wn whose stream, as down a river, below his paper collar. And the curls this year will be undoubtedly the fin­ !-t. Westward, weRtward Hiawatha at the end, strong enough to hang a est ever held in the West, if notin the No: it is the maiden herself, not her Sailed into thE' fiery sunset, cat'pet-bag on. Absalom's story seems United States. It is to be regretted softly - rustling robes of silk, that Sailed into the purple vapor!1, to have no effect upon this gentleman. that a collection of the works of the Sailed into the dusk of evening. artists who have gone out from this exudeth perfume. (Does not Plutarch "And the people) from the margin, say that Alexander the Great differed Watched him floating, rising, sinking, Oh vanity! city have not been made. It would from other men in this particular, and Till the birch-canoe seemed lifted IT gives us pleasure to announce that have been an interesting feature and quote numerous instances in support High into that sea of sple-ndor, the delicate Mr. Hallelujah, who has shown the high standing of Cincinnati of his assertion ?) It is the exquisitely­ Till it sank into the vapors suffered lately from Elephantiasis, has in the American art world. Powers, limbed houri who perspires perfume Like the new moon slowly, slowly bought a dog, and gone on a hunting Hart, Clevenger among the sculptors; Sinking in the purple distance. . excursion, out West. At this moment Buchanan Read, Whittredge, Eaton, from her pearly-tinted, purple-veined, "And they said, ' F ctrewell forever,' satin-smooth skin. Said, 'Farewell, 0 Hiawatha.' he is supposed to be saying: "And Beard, Eliphalet Andrews, Wyant, And .r. believe it has ever been so And the forests, dim and lonely, we'll chase the antelope over the Tait, Sonntag, Kemper, Duncanson, with the maidens of high degree and Moved through all their depths of darkness, plain," eto., in short break meter. Hillen, Frankenstein, McLenan, and high blood, in all tirne~, in the tide­ Sighed 'Farewell, 0 Hiawatha.' others, have drawn their first in­ And tbe waves upon the margin. time of all the dead civilization I that To A CORRESPONDENT-The sign on spirations here, and have been-starv­ Risinl!, rippling on the pebbles, ebbed out, ages ere our race had begun the First Presbyterian Church of this ed out of this city. Their works ought Sobbed, 'Farewell, 0 Hiawatha.' city is not a ham; it is a hand. It is a at least to have found a place in our its being. ill ill * "Thus departed Hiawatha The slender-limbed, supple-formed, In the gl Jry of the sunset, close-fisted affair. exhibition, if only because they have sleepy-eyed, gauze-garbed ladies of In the Furple mists of evening." boen honored abroad. Deprived of Ancient Egypt, must have perfumed In the" Beautiful River," a fantastic John Bishop Hall, will alter another galleries and art schools, the dictum the streets of hundred-gated Thebes· little poem by Benjamin F. Taylor, prophecy next week to this effect: of Dr. Johnson about the bear can with precisely the same perfume as the effects of sunset on the stream are "The fool!'! Rre not all dead; I saw well be applied to the American artist: now perfumes my fan. And the stately, alluded to in a very pleasing, dreamy one jn the glass the oiher day, and he "The wonder is not that the bear hawk-eyed dames of Assyria; the way: wore a long beard, His address is in dances so well, but that he dances at j the city Directory." BOSH brown maidens of old Judea the vo­ "Like a foutldling in slumber, the summer day all. " luptuous girls of Corinth; the mascu­ lay • Nevertheless, all honor to Col. line mothers of Sparta; the haughty On the crimsoning thre3hold of Even, Zook Notice. Nichols by whose untiring efforts our beauties of Rome j the effeminate And we thought Lhat the glow through the An interesting work has been laid artists will have the opportunity to princesses of Persia - all shook just azure-arched way on our table, entitled Encyclopedia, study the greatest works of modern such a perfume from their garments as Was a glimpse of the coming of Heaven. from the publishing-house of Lippin­ There together we sat by the beautiful stream: art" cott & Co. The writer, who is anony­ to-day perfumes my fan. f ". Wa had nothing to do but to love and to Dear little fun! ~- C~ /~"lH!" dream mous, must be a cosmopolite: he has Duveneck hasjust turned out a cap­ . - . In the days that had gone on before. such an extensive knowledge of men ital "St. Andrew," and is nowengag­ 'fRE following extract from a recent and things. After glancing through ed on a "Orucifixion" and a "Court­ article in Macmillan's Magazine shows In a summer like that, Jenny June for a bride, his pages, one would come to the con­ ship." in what light the late temperance Oh, what more in the world could one wish for clusion that the author had graduated lunacy was viewed by sensible people beside at half the colleges of the world j had Two of our Cincinnati sculptors who in Europe: As we gaz'3d on the River unrolled!- served an apprenticeship and become have studied in Berlin have returned As we heard, or we fancied, its musical tide "In the United States the privileges of women to this city-Ezekiel and :Mundhellk. When it flowed through the Gateway of foreman in every trade known; had may be said to extend to impunity, not only for Gold. " traveled over every inch of the globe, The former will leave in a few days ordinary outrage, but for murder. A poisoner, and was acquainted with every man of for Europe to execute a monument for whose guilt has been proved by oVf'rwbelming But by far the mOI~ exquisite work note from the time of Adam. the Centennial; whHe the l~tt·er has evidence, is let off because she is a woman; of word-painting on this subject which The arrangement of the work is pe­ opened a studio, and is engRged in por­ there is a sentimental scene between her and we recollect meeting wi th, is a Ii ttle song culiar. The writer not wishing to miss trait busts and a design for the monu­ her advocate in court, and afterward ehe ap­ from ': The Spanish Gipsy," by George pears as a public leqturer. The whisky cru­ any subjt::~ct of importance, has taken ment which is to· be eretted east of Eliot. In its delicate elaboration of sade shows that women are practically above the alphabet for his guide, and devoted Fountain Square through the donation grotesque.but charming fancies, its in­ the law. Rioting, and injury to the property one chapter to each of the twenty-six of Mr. Sinton. tensity of vivid description, and the of tradesmen, when committed. by the privi­ letters. leged sex are hailed as a new and beneficent faultless measure of its verses, we do The work is intended, we believe, as The much-abused solons of the Con. agency in public life; and becauf!e the German not believe it has ever been surpassed. a guide to those visiting the Antartic Con. have been photogra,phed by Lan­ population, being less sentimt·ntal, asserts the Its word-painting absolutely glows Seas or Zoological Gardens (which dy, probably as a pendant to his principles of legality and decency, the women with burning color; its metre has the aresaid to have suffered martyrdom." have not been vetoed); those wishing "American Babies." \ slow, deep music of a Fire-worshiper's -..... \ .. to apostrophize the Pyramids in the Seriously the picture has the intrin­ \ hymn to the sun: ./.. Editor Giglampz: , Coptic tongue, run a cheese manufac­ sic value of grouping together as char­ " Da.y is dying! Flollt, 0 song, SIR,-As your paper is professedly devoted'· tory, or study cryptogamous plant8; acteristic a set of Ohioans as could be \ Down the westward river, to literature as well 11.8 satire, perhaps you will \ \, found. Chief Justice Waite, the Requiem cha.nting to the Day,­ indeed, anything from fiying a kite to be kind enough to inform me which of modern /.~ Da.y, the mighty Giver. running a hotel. first president of the Con. Con., poets has given the finest description of sunset The work is not a vest-pocket edi­ heads the list; while one of the on a river. " Fierced by shafts of Time he bleeds, tion, but by jlldicious packing mat be most striking faces in the conclave Respectfully, Melted rubies sending is that of his successor, Rufus King, WAGER, Tnrough the river and the sky, got into a transfer-wagon. Those wish­ Not having·given to the very num-, Earth and H':!aven blending; ing to test hydraulic elevators should whose massive brow and thoughtful erous works of "modern poets" any put the entire work on the platform, eyes will at once strike the physiogno­ "All the long-drawn earthy banks with the exeel'tion of the index, which mist. From the center of the picture such degree of diligent study as the Up to cloud-land lifting: propounder of this Bomewhat odd Slow between them floats the swan, might strain the wire cable. the genial phiz of our own Sam Hunt query has flatteringly presupposed, we 'Twixt two heavens drifting. The Encyclopedia would have been greets the beholder, his youthful face in can not undertake to answer it directly a capital Christma~ present for Methu­ strange contrast with that of the ven­ " Wings:half-open, like a dower salem, when a boy; he would have had erable "Deutoronomies" by whom he or decisively. We doubt, moreover, Inly deeper flushing, whether the subject of "sunset on a Neck and breast as virgin's pure,-­ just about time to finish the article on is surrounded. There also are Row­ river" has ever been a very favorite Virgin proudly blushing. Zygophyllaceap, before he got cremated. land, the Temperance Macassar; Adair, TH

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room!" -and as he came 'Room for the leper, room I"~ 6 THE GIGLAMPZ. - (From Punch.] and many other apostles of the Pump' felt in their pocketR with the other for "No; for the Academy." ONE-AND-THREE. Guil1llume shook his hea.d. Then he uked, On the ot.;lcr side can be seen :Mueller, money to stake against the Ark, all " What artist did I remind you of just now?H the time oblivious to the important fact BY THAT DISTINGUISHED FRENCH NOVELSIT, I Fcoiberg, and the few who have had It Whistler:' said the old man. the courage to fight the macbination~ that only one boat was going to run. FICTOR NOGO. There seems to be some unaccount- I of the tf ~tota!~rt!. PAR'f THE FIRS'f-ALL AT SEA. I II C'ttokes 0 u' . d able contagion about this business, .-Qi n-.J.r.J.emory cQnhnue • Taken altogether the group is repre­ I which has a certain mournfl11 signif- BOOK THE TliIRD.-GUfLf.AUME The old man showed the pifce of cardboard sentative of the men of the present icance as far as it goes, but is only one TAI].T,V,UR, Ito Gl1Hlaume Tailleur. day, anJ will alwnys remain interesting h Take it " as oue of the mile-stones of our history. feature of the gigantic swindle of re- II.-Stokes.on-Memory. I GUIllaume... took It and hid it somewhere Many of the men whose portraits are gattas, It is of smaH consequence be- Guil1'lUme Tailleur was a marvelous sea- I about him. on it have made hh40ry-not in the side the mggardly and insulting spirit man, He performed miracles of dexterity: I The old man continued: "This is the or­ manifested by the college crews. It spl3sHng one oaf wildl: into t,he waves, whilp. der. For the Gallery. You can give the call, smoke of battle, Imrrounded by the dwindles into absolutely nothing, when ~he. o~her was struggling WIth the breeze; Repeat it in a quiet street thrice. At the third glamo~p· of military pomp-but in the compared with the unvarying disre. recelvltlg b~ows from both oars at once i", tile: time you will see a man come out of tbe less showy though more important ' f J'£' ceurre of bJI'I belt, where the buckle wllq f:'Rt- I grouDit" arenas of our law courts and capitals. gard 0 f a II common decenm€s 0 he ened. ThoB,e blows hurled bim ba.ck.wa.d, but I .. I know. Out of an airey," . _. and society, which these educated I in a moment he was in his place agaill gal'lpiug' II Th' '11 b Pl . • • .' , • " IS man WI e eesmanex, who IS also 'ro A lV A"'EIt-t'OUL. U lllverslty gentlemen are gtlllt.y of. ! but 1otelhgent. called the Cook's Com ani Y '11 h . .c If 11 ' • ~ '1" 'd h P on. ou WI S ow Sa'l'atoga, July :IS, 1S74:. \Vhat do these fellows want out 0 f a prOVISlOO" JlH, sal t e old mllll, him this order. He will underi!tand. It ad- · I ? Th t "you can catch a crab." . Th . Whither, midRt f,.iling crew, th e A merlcan peop e. ey expec mlts two. en you will go to the Wood of St While i.lt:1I"t, all eveu, the college boats to-day, their boat-race to be adver(.ised before- ~b: s~a gr:w ~a~mer .. He. ent:red :he bay Jean, where you wi1l find a waterman on ~ up F"r, through their rowing ranks, dost thou hand in e~ery J' ournal in the country, Chi e f Co - e-ple .~n·alr, 10 L e nelghbor- cabstand. Tell him I love him, and that he d pm'sue ' t' fi '11" 00 0 ancan. .•• mUB t go bac k to h'18 own parIsh.. From there Thy dangerous way? t o b e th e a b SOl' b mg .0pIC or a mt IOn GUIllaume drove the gIg hIgh up mto the go to the N Ch' G' b people, to be an "open sesame" to the sand, and sprang on shore. 'II oavean emUl. lve t e cry. A Vainly a fenow's eve Th d" , h dId h' I man WI come out of a hole. It will be Bee- Might mark the wat'ry flight to Bee the wrong, hearts and sympathies and pockets of . the f: Is~~ngulsl; d p~Bseng~r pace h 'mse, f, ver, who will have been down among the coals thousands of graduates, to be an at- !Dh led as Ion ca e ptque-a· OC, on t e man s He is a man of ton. Tell hi"'D that hest Wall- .As, darkly bi ooded by some oarsman sly, s ou ers. d be d T . traction which will d,'aw 1.1)e young S hId d sen mU'3t screene. ell h'm that it will Thy moment comes along. Il t ey an e • and the old, the rich and the poor, G '11 T '1) ked" W)t Id not do to be slack. Thence go to Saint·Giles- Seek'l!t thou the plaehy spurt Ul aume &1 eur 8S - e", 0 • h S D' 1 hundreds of miles. All this they ex· man, shall I go behind, or precede you?" l~.tkle-d even- la s, and speak to the man with Of ,reedy Yale, or Harvard in her pride; "N . I ." pIC e whelb and roasted apples. He is Or when the locking oars ~hall surer hurt pect, they act'lally demand, and they . elt ler. . W hi'lk' Ie Cod' hns. From thence you will go to." The cbafilli: cedar's side? fr.eely receive. There is no limit to the ~utllaume regarded t~e speaker In utter as, Shepherd's Bush. Make tracks th h tODl .. h'nent. Of two thmO'I'I, one,' be could. roug the sympath ies en 1isted, to the hopes born, . . . . . h" Bush tIll you see the Shepherd. The Shepherd There is a Stroke wb08e guile not concelve mactIOn 10 elt er. .. Teacbeg thy way among tbe I.'training bost ; to t e unselfish and costly interm;t ex- Th d' 'fi d h G 'II I mean IS at the PhIlharmonic, Islington h e IgDl e passenger, w om Ul aume W • The earliest and inimitahle mile­ cited, over these College RegattaQ • had now reverentially called" the old man's h.en ~here, ad?res~ the Angel, who is not an Done pondering if 'tis lost. Now what does the public get in re- an~wered, Irnnglle, but wIll glve you an introduction ot ., G . 1 Mr. Bateman. Thence to Kennington where All June his mind bas planned turn for al 1 this outlay of expense and Ull anme, we' must kseparate," d you must sound the Horns. You can get' from The moment right his boat 3.foul to steer, charity and good·will ? H e d rew f rum h 1~ poc et a ~qllare car of a h t B If leads not, clearly, to tbe finisbing stand, . d d green color. On it tht:re were letters. tth~re" 0 "omton-ess-dubbleyou. Recollect all Th e press 0 f t h e country IS rewar e The crew he's backed for beer. "Can you read?" he asked. lc~' with the privilege of giving space to II No." I can not reaEl, but I know my ABC by And 800n the broil sh a11 eod ; columns of nauseating reports, which "So mnch the better. You have heard of beart.') Soon shall it find a summary arrest, have the effect of making breakfast a an order?" "And Bradshaw?" And midst the screalll" of fellow!l, oars shal1 burden, and of dividing a. man agai nst "Yes; but I bave never had one." "And Bradshaw." bead, ;s household. H H " DJ you know Colline-des-Matoises ? " ave YO'1 ever deserved one? " And weake~t yield to best. h " Do I know it ? I belong to Bois-du-Nord.'" " Often. When on flbore I have displayed " Then you know the Station?" Thou'rt done! The am;ss of Yale Graduates give way to a sickening bills Rod poster~." " Where the Bobbies are? I should think so. Hath:waHowed Harvard back j Columbia wins! effusion of bad blood, and after pick­ .( Good. Then take this now. On it is \\tit- The f~mous book with the night charges in it Deeply hatb sunk tbe moral of the tale ing ail the meat off the bone of con- teo, ' Admit two. GaUery.' " is in a side room. Q'lite close is the Under­ Upon me, for my !lin!.'. I tention, which takes nearly a year, "I IJ nderstand. " ground." l finally end by trying to eat the bone " Have you a good memory? " " What Underground? I don't know what He who. from rowin' and rowin , Thinks that a givt:n crew's a certain sight, itself in the ravenous appetite for a "I have studied Stok~g On Memory." you melln." " Wnere ? " In the 10l'g run, as he becomes more knowin~, fight. " You can get from there to Marteau-forgeroD \by Illy bis.beta aright 1 "When I was in Stokes' B"y." by underground rail." The unscientific gentlemen, the plain, " That will do. Li.. ten, You must go to the "There is a line of that description frolD Q.RPSEUS C. KERR. untutored, unlatinized barbarians, who right, I to the left. When you come to the Marteau-forgeron to La Mer-de-farine·detrem­ -Graph'ic, e merely spend a great deal of money first field, take the left. Go straight on till you pee; but there is Dot one from Col1ine-des-Ma­ COIDtl to the second turning after the third stile. The Impudence of Regattas. unselfishly, because their families do toise8 to Marteau-forgeron." Leave the river behind you. " "0 yes, irdeed, sir. Nobody hut myself Another Regatta has come and gone so want to see the big Regat:a, are .; I shall not take it with me. " knows it. It is not talked about." with about the same results as all the treated to a spectae1e so disgusting The old man pursued, " When at the river, The old man shrugged his shoulders. rest. A bird's-eye view of Saratoga, t.hat they gO"for comfort to the "Po­ call at the right bank and aRk for some money; "We are wasting time. Li~ten. Go to­ taken last week, would have included, lIce Gazette. mind, it must be the right bank, as to call at Bat.h: also to Jericho. Thence you can go to the wrong one would be dangerous. Conceal a sheet of water destined to immortal- The only part of the community the--" your weapons in your mouth" if necessary. He broke off. ity, because certain young men were which can be congratulated on the Cut your stick when you get to the thicket. Go " I.forgot the money." going to dip their oars in it, and eat management and result of regattas is straight through PE'ckhal1l RJe. " He took from his por-ket a purse and a. navy beans along its margin; the net- the part which keeps hotels. It may " , Gin a body-" pocket-book, and placed them in Guillaume'. work of railroads around this lake be lafe to add professional gamesters, " Meet a body-" band. would be living with all the chivalry Iand a few skillful amateurs at stakel. ,e Coming through {he ryt-" " These are your property - I should 8ay, of America; hoteh~ would be crowded The worst feature about the whole " In tuat case not a sound must be heard i your properties. They wet'e made for a piece at the Theatre de la Reine. In the .pocket-book with all the wealth and beauty and business is the disgraceful fact that not even though your Pretty J ane-" "Ha! " are bills. It is hetter that nothing of the sort gamblillg fl'aternity of New York, people still swear by six athletes who -" Should meet you in the evening when the should be found on me. To resume. From farmers from.the neighboring districts ca~ handle oars, row without under­ bloom i.~ on the rye. Glide over ploughed there you will go to the Fosse-des-Chiena-de'· would be hiring out their hay-wagons shIrts, and read Greek tragedy by the fieldp. Walk on your head all among the bar­ la-Chasse, thence to l'Hopital de Lit-agneaa,. for the lake trip to college freshmen help of a "B~hn." .. ley : climb trees, eat nuts, see no one, hear no­ where I shall come (if I do not stop at Holny­ at $2 a head, by which stroke of ex- The Amerl~an ?ubhc 18 hopelessly body, turn to the lefl, and when in doubt lead Catch or Hanwen), thence to Chapelle Blanche, trumps. You follow me ? " from Chapelle Blanche to to Cbemin-du~Com­ travagant and dastardly enterprise wedded to Its Idol, and can't be " Perfectly." meree, and thence to Lee-oouvree-de eire, Rae they netted money enough to clothe made to Bee that it worships a Golden "You are not to. " du Boulan~er. Can you recollect all this?" their famities for a year; there would Calf. "I understand." " Like Stokes." be all the fun and frolic and betting [We are fully in Aympathy with the H You recollect?" "You will go, free of charge, for the C&l'd and uproarious abandon which have above. Though not of a betting turn "Bvery word. Stokes." will insure you 8 good reception, to the Cirque been the signal and ornament of re- we had staked a little money on that "When you get to the gallery can you give Rue du Regent, the Cirque Rued'Oxford. Yoa gattas from the foundation of the race. We are wiser and better now. tbe call? I' will Bee the gigantic company at HashIee'•• Guillaume pat the first and little fingers of You will go to the SaUe de St. Jacques, where world. If Noah had thought best to Also poorer, W. now perceive the both hands in his mouth, puffed out his cheeks, are men with blackened faces. They have in­ make capital of his fine 0PPol.tunity, iniquity of this thing. - EDS. GIG­ and gave the call. struments in their hands, a.nd make a noise. and announced Do regatta when he en- LAMPZ.] I t was shrill and c08termongerish, Tell them to make a bit. You will see MiI­ tered his scow, there is not a shadow •••• ~... ---- " Good," said the old man. termoore. Kiss him for hiB mother." of doubt that thousands of the doomed George Alfred Townsend ("Gath") "This sign reminds me of a well-known He paused. Guillaume, I say all this to you. You do· and sinful creatures would have clung was in the Chicago Fourth of July cel· painter. " I' ,e An artiat who paints a sign? " not understand: nor I, clearly, nor any on. to the rocks and trees with one hand, Ie?ratio~. He ~as five ,hours passing a " No: who painh for tbe public." else. Tbat is nothing. No matter. Who'. while the flood was approaching, and. glven pmt.-...l1mn. Trzbune. " I Baid, a sign." afraid? Why give more? To resume. Ten all THE GIGLAMPZ. 7

I've told you to the Pocket Hanker Chiefs. Then he nodded his head to himself. Only mURhroomsj then 8wiftly they changtd once Elm Say 'Nobody nOBe as I nO'3e! ' Will you eay all those who know themselves can nod t'() them- mor£', now being apparently ragged brooms Street Brewery, this? " selves as acqaintaneesj seldom as friends. soaring frantically aloft, then dt'scending and " Every word." He seemed to murmur to himself with every lost to view. Sometimes the men-if m~n C. MORR1RIN i II Forget nothing." noa, "DJt's me, George." they were-who carried these awful weapons " Certainly not." Then he smiled. Then he closed his eyes, were now covered, now uncovered, alternately N. W. Cor. Elm and Henry Sts., " If you succeed, do you know what I will and for one hour he was tranquil. EV€D savage black and white. Then they ran, as if pursu- make you?" natures have their hour.. of melancholy; after ing some living ohject, then they fell, rope, and july 1 3ma. $15 CIN CINNA TI, O. " If I succeed yon will make me a pair of meals. Voic£'s awoke him; voices of children, the objtct was rEcovered. 'new shoes." also the martial sounds of trumpetl'l, whose What did it mean? It meant that the wind "No." price had been one penny, and drums whi«;!h was blowing hard from the sea. That there OReANS! " A new hat?" could not have cost one farthing less. wa;J a hurricane ashore. .. - "No." The words were so near he could catch them. What had he seen? Doubtless a convulsion A large and well-assorted supply of " What then?" He could not catch the children. A thiek hedge of hats and umbreIlillB. organs at various pricl:'s, to suit all "I will make an April For)1 of you." was between him and them. He listened. The wind was blowing, blowing madly. classes of buyers, can always be found " Like my brother? I, A woman's voice said: The old man looked and listened. He did at my store . ." Like your brother." "Come along, Tommy." not hear the wind-he saw it. Instruments can be purchased on the -C, And, if I don't succeed, you'll pitcb me Another woman's voice said: In Brittany the peasants have a saying, system of MONTHLY installments of $10, over?" "We must run. The children are tired ,r Ce n'est que les cochons qui voient le vent." $15, $28 and $25 each. " Like your brother." How are your poor feet? Does it suit your (" It is only pigs that see the wind.") "Agreed I" daughter to eat some peaches? You must have The old man was pig-headed. It was a F. W. HELMICK'S The old mall. bent his head, and closed one some good soup. I have the good wine." . strange sensation this, seeing the wind and eye, slowly. When he opened it, he was alone. "No, you have not the good wine." being pig-h£'aded. MUSIC-STORE, Guillaume was going down the other side of r, Yes, I have the good wine, and the cheap Against whom was the rage of the wind :If"To. 278 W. SIXTH STREET, the horizon. Night approached. Ships, rid- wine." directed? ing at anchor, turned toward the sea-mews. "The children are industrious. The girls Somebody was being blown upon. CINCINNATI, o. The frogs on the Military undress were silent. are as good (sage) as their brothers." Who? M& 3 6 t The pools were (ull, white played on red, blue "I have brought some good cherries: some FINANCIAL. his player in hand, while the one star had gone, good strawberries, and some good peaches." [TO BE CONTINUED.] disappeared. Fisherwomen washed themselves "Tell me, Tommy, have you some sugar?" •• $390,000 to Laon on Mortgages ashore and went to bed. Gulls and. rooks came A child's voice-that of a girl-answered: SQUIBS. this Week. out together: then went in for something: then, "Tommy is only at £'xercise two in OIlen- Champagne iR the pop-ular drink.- later, the rooks let in the gulls, and aU was si- dorf. I am at twenty-six." '1 ld The Real Estate Savings Bank PhiladebJhia rLera . lent. The solitude was complet£'. There was "Then you know-" '.1 Is in position to offer loans on improved first-dass city property, for the period of 1 a wild division of colur: the wind blew, the "That the Italian has the painter's cheest', A Kansas paper heads a paragraph, to 5 vears, in sums ranging from $30 to moon rose. The dew heavy, the night light. the neighbor's hay, and a great deal of salt. ,c Read this if you wish to sleep sound­ $30 000 at liberal rates. ,~l e also offer loan The peasant has not any rice. He has a great ly." on good Bonds and Stock UoI~aterals. BOOK THE FOURTH-BILIBARLO. deal of couragp , and he has eight good trunkfl, Mortgage notes, County and State Bonds, and the captain's ten hammers." The fool seeketh to pick a fly from a bought and sold.. Customers will please I.-The Top of the Morning. bring their papers with them to save time. THE old man walted ~il1 Guillaume had dis­ The VOiC€H grew fainter and fainter. Then mule's bind leg. The wise man letteth Furthermore we offer 6 per cent. on de­ appeared, then he cocked hi.s hat, 80 as to be they died away. the job out to the lowest bidder. posits of six month's certificates, and 8 per ready for defel'Qe, and set out on his course. cent. on twelve month's certifiates, provid­ The man who went to sleep on the ed they are insured by mortgages on City He took the direc;ion (\f Hoosin while Guil­ n.-Through Two Ears. railroad track, found his rest was a property. laume went toward Besout. The old man remained motionlesfl. good deal broken-and his leg too. J. N. STOECKLE. No. 66 W. Third St. Behind him were two dark triangles with his ma.y 313m He was thinking hardly. Hardly of several These are the days to try one's tem- waist for their ba'le~, and a button flapping perSjjns. What had not this child's voice said? h 1 . . against each heel for their apexes. "The peasant has not any rice" ,I' the Italian per. No man's coer can remaIn In- These triangles were his coat-tail". has the painter's cheese, and the neighbor's tact, especially if it is a paper 'Jne. Seen at a distance they appeafiod like the last GERMAN-AMERmAN BANK hay." 'What is the difference between fixed letter b~lt tluee of the alphabet. They told --OF-- It fell upon the ears of one who couid sym- stars and shooting stars? The one are their own tale. Moreover they suited him down patbi 7;e with the peasant, who detested the suns, the other darters. to the ground. Italian, looking upon him as a vocal ri val-- a Hakman Hengehold , Co. Before him was a post. The word post has mere Singer'R machine in creation. A lightning-rod man was struck by 16 W. THIRD ST. 16 always signified "behind" before. Here, in He rose, struck his banjo, lI.nd sat on a stile. the electric the other day in Hartford, this country of invtrsion!', its meaning had CINCINNATI, O. He was taking two bars rest. while affixing a rod, and all Hartford is been changed. This post stood out in the half­ To him it seemed a strange time. He was bappy.-Danbury News. light like a pyramid of Chops in the midst of not s1eeping, he was not waking; be was not DISCOUNT AND DEPOSIT BANK. the desgert. thinking, he was not meditating; he was not In v iew of Mme. di Murska's legal ~Dealers in Government Bonds, Gold J It was the last post out that night. And yet speaking, he wae not singing, he was not silent; tribulations, a popular song in theat­ Silver, American and Foreign Exchange. this pOi'lt did Dot helong to the night, but to the Drafts on all points, transatlantic pass­ he wPq not walking, he was not riding j he was rical circles IS) "There's nae Lucca morning. The Morning Post. The old man not sitting, he was not standing. Had there ao-es and letters of credit issued, as we 11 as 'bout the house."-Graphic. l~te;est paid on certificates of deposit. knew this. It W1 hi8 shonened nm;e. Had thi'l feature not betweE-n his eye aBd the light. It was empty' "why, are you lonesome? " _ Detroit beel; abridgerl, there would have been no rEst This causul him to smile. He !'hook his head Wine-Houss, for Ill!;:!. ,Vith hi" eyes thus guarded he per­ reproachfully. Then he fell bad;:ward over a Free Press. formed a gCE:a t ft'3 t. He took up the ~OSIi, and NO. 603 Yfl ALNUT STREE'r. stone. Two suns seemed to him to be phining "For twenty long years," says a weat right through it. in the heavens, and the moons were out for New Jersey paper, "the wolf stood at Erkenbrecher's Celebrated IVES It was a gigantic fflort, but he had a grand three months ahead. He saw the unlicensed SEEDLING, as well as all other na­ :)tiecL in view. An inspired IDan p~jS no re­ this poor widow's door." To keep a shooting stars and shuddered. Suppose the fiat tive still and sparkling 'Vines, by the ~acrd to the probab;\i(ies of danger. Who dareE', wolf standing that long is nothing less had gone forth-- glas~, gallon, or barrel. escape,,; who ei'cape~, wins. Warily, he ran than cruelty to animals, and t.he at­ "Rubbish may be shot her'.'." Every Sunday at ~l an t>plCurean his eye up and down the columns, recognizing The old man felt an indescribable cl.lm. tention of Bergh is called to the cir- lunch. familiar name", ejgns, and words; then he ap­ There he lay; no one knew his name. He cumstance. may 17 3m!! proac11ed the leade;-s ; the!"e were four of them; himself, had he been asked, could not have re­ two powerful, one uDcertain, and the last wtdk. membert'.d it. Herein was his chance of safety. HA.TS. The old man understood thh:, and went cau­ He was tranquil, he was happy. A little more ~~~~~,~~,~- LION BREWERY tioui4ly between the lines. and he would have (!lllen asleep. He had not $3, $3 50, $4, and $5 -AND- While thus engaged he picked up, here and ~fALT-HOUSE there, eome scraps of informs.tion wb\ch might a littleSuddenly more hewith started him, toso his he feet.remained awake. ~TYLI~H ~TR AW HAT~, be hereafter useful ~o him. The outer sheets He had become aware that his little toe of he saved for nigbt, when be might be without the right foot was shooting, shQoting violently. WINDISCH, MUEHlHAUSER, roof or couch. The padding he placed inside He could not hear it shoot, but he felt it. It -ON OUR- & BRO., his waistcoat. had been trained to give the alarm in this fash- $ 2 TABLES, It was necesflary for him to obtain a clear ion on the approach of a chllnge of weather. TC> CLC>SE T~El!oII: OUT. Plum St., !art. Wade & Liberty, view of his situation. To do this, he mu."It at­ It shot noiselessly, yet with this one aim: tain a certain altitude. The old man drew namely, to forewarn its master. A. E. BURKHARDT & CO. CINUINN1TI. forth a bottle and drained it. This afforded From the height where he was standing his 112 West Fourth Street. july 103m.;. him the necessary elevation. gaze was riveted by an unusual and portentol1 "'1 'I N ('xt he cast his eye on the top of an adver­ sight. John Kauillnan &7 Co. tisement column. A line caught it. His eye A. NEATHER, His attention had been suddenly awakene.d.1 being once fixed, he drew himself up. VlN, E STREET BREWERY, He looked to the left, to the right. Wholesale and Retail Furniture Warerooms, Then lie s~t down, and began to make obeer­ Objects in. the valley b{'low appeared and dIS- vations. appeared: at one time shapeE', at another shape­ 604 Vine Street, Bet. Liberty & Green Sts. lUaU.·esselii autl Bedding, Stretching away around him were seven Cincinnati. less. • d NO.9 WEST FIFTH STREET, towns and ten villages i the old man saw four­ Sometim~'3 what had appeared to be sticks Q'"Lager Beer constantly on ha.n . 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.- .:.r~ OUR EDITORS-YE AUTOCRAT OF THE COMMERCIAL "STUFFING" YE '" BLARS1'ED BRITI SHE'R:' "There are not a half a dozen Protectionists in the city of Cincinnati [hear! hear!].-PoST PRANDIAL SPEECH. 2 THE GIGLAMPZ.

"TI-IE GIGLAMPZ." profession-his sudden abandonment famous painting, "The Coming of the garment is what the Indians call a of the legal fields to feebler intellects. Valkyriar," is at present on exhibition breech-clout. It has the udvanlage of Published daily, except Week-days. must be regarded as a fearful check to in Sachse's Intornational Saloon, at being a fine article of fig-ured silk, and TERMS, $2..50 PER ANNUM. though the Savior has been toiling the growth of Porkopolitan brains. Berlin, where it is attracting much at- with plane and saw, and is in the act Address H. F. FARNY & CO., ... tention. The scene is u terribly of thl'owing up his hand~ with a sense NORTHWEST CORNER FOURTH AND RACJ:. we:rd onc-a battle-field, ruddy of relief, having accompl shed his THE following Porkopolitans entered with slaughter, glittering with shat- day's work :md eal'ned hi~ bread in N .. TICE.-The underlligned firm have pur­ the sweat of hbl face, there is no trace into a mutual agreement on Wednes­ tered blades and cleft eagle-helm~. of pOflsible pers.piration, Mr. Hunt's C last'd the GIGLAMPZ from it, f"rwH propriet­ day last to lay aside their overheated The eyes of the surviving Bea't\erks, Suvior lws a finely developed J cwiHh Of II; and alllelters and c.)wlllunicatioDFJ mllRt berea Iter be addressed to the new office, N. W. brains during the remainder of the who still swing their red bladc~ with nose, whieh is all well, no doubt.; but CllrDt'r FUllrth and Race fllreetf'. From Ihis month, that they may be there· no hope save to die like wurrior~, are h!s hait· seems a shade too yellow and date the pI! per will be mailed OD Friday ne­ by the better enabled to comprehend gladdened by the weird sight of the Ilw~ eyes :1, degl'co too blue for. on~ of . . . the young ruen of the pl~ce and. period; ning in order that our sllb~cribers may receive the admirable logic of Prosecuting­ spectre-slster8, the terrIble Valkyrlar, and WC' hll ve to accou"t for lho:~le hues it simllhaneously wilh its appearance on the Attorney Campbell coming to summon the sons of Odin by considering his (~omplcxion; which news-standll. H. F. FA RNY & '0. A. Y. LindRay. L. M. Chester. to the eternal hulls of Valhnlla. is it fine bright copper color, pI'od ucing -- ~1 IV5\ 'L ._., , I a .~ORt groteAque df\<:t" If. i~ is the IT now turns l ut that Judge Major,s D. W. Long. C. 8. Tallm:-tdgt>. John McG)wan. D .•J. Pierce. A fine fresco-painting ascribed to obJe(·t of art to rna lw ChrIst l'ldICUlous, challenge was merely meant in 1\ James ~horten. J. D. Gardner. Titian , has been di8co~ereu in the Mr. Hunt t-lhould step to the front." Pickwickian sense. Ferd. White. J 110. T. Johnson Castle of Malpago, near Bergamo, ------~ L. T. Gault. TIIOB. Warner. PARISIAN TATTLE. Italy. The subject appears to be the ( r, llslatl'd from the Frl'nch Pr, s ) . !lame which suggested l~nazio Can­ GENERAJ. George B. Rodge, of New­ .. tie's novel-"The Churcoal· Burner of x ...... , the Bohemian, whvm all port, has fallen heir to an elephant; he ATTORNEY CAMPBELL I the Valley of Brembano;" namely, Paris knows, ha~ discovered an excel­ calls it" Honor." 'Ve want to know, you know­ the visit of King Christian l. of Den­ len~ dorlge for obtaining free dinners. Why the singing of paid cboristers mark to the famous Condottieri, Bar­ He goes int.o a restallr:lllt, on the Sabbath day should not be held tolomeo Colleoni, at the castle of Mul­ Hc fi nishes a p!nte of SOli p an d cal iA JUDOE MAJOR is quartered at Big equally illegal with the warblings of pago. for nothing mo/·e. 'fen minute,,,; latel' Bone, Kentucky, after having been hired Tyrolean singers on the Sabbath he ~houtli out an~l'ily : qU;lrLered by tile bone of contention day? and- Edward Bendeman is shortly to "I ordered some roa~t-beef. I'd like here. Why Sunday singing at the Lookout decorate a hall in the Berlin N ation:ll to know when you're going to bring House flhould be denominated "com­ Gallery with fresco-paintings. In me my rO'lst-becf. Are you killin~ mon labor," and Sunday singing at the this appartment the gl'ellt composi­ that cow?" THE cloud of war that hovered over St. Paul M, E. Church should not be tions ofCorneHus for the Campo Santo The waiter respectfully d\.lnie~ hav­ the Enquirer office is dil"sipntcd, und denominated "common labor?" and- will be placed on exhibition. The ing reeeived any /'lueh ord,~r, Gen. Sat'gent has returned to his oner­ \Vhy Sunday concerts should be remainder of Cornelius's celebrated "This is too b:I

e ago indeed, nnd in some ancient town "If Madame would only get him a voured by wild beaRts. She can scarce­ in Rome. "Eyt.'s and hair, by Zous, of which even the name has been for­ little bread, now, to soak in the beef­ ly be eighteen years old, judging from like Venus Anadyomeno. I could sell gotten-a stranger sought and ob­ tea t" the slender delicacy of her limbs alld her for a fortune in a slave-market." tained an intel'view with the reigning The lady goes to a baker with her the childish sweetness of the pretty ".&depoll not ina Roman slnve­ monarch; and the following interesting protege, who selects a six-pound loaf. little brown face which she has vainly market, you fool. 'Vhy. I've known conversation took place between them: "If Madame would only get him a been striving to screen from the rude Lncullus to throw better looking girls "Approach: our ears are open. We little wine, now, to drink after the gaze of the shameless populace with than that into his fishpond. to fatten have been informed concel'ning your beef-tea!" the romnants of a rich bhwk veil - his lampreys with. May Cerberus swal­ solicitation that we hear from your The lady goes to a provision-dealer, pl'obably torn by the rough hands of low that cursed tiger I " own lips of this new and mal'velous and purchases two bottles of sealed some brutal lanista. She leans with wine. * * * * invention, Which you declart\ may her back to the great wall ef stOlle, The tiger hilS not yet moved; his provo of much set'vioe to us. ,. "I beg Madame's pardon; but if calmly awaiting her fate without any vast head and flaming green eyes are Madame would only give me a little "Siro, you lInve heard the truth. It signs of fear', although the hot, foul jU14t visible at the (jool' ufthe den. The old linen now, tor my poor sick man!" haR occured to me that the zeal of yom breath of a panthet· is already warm leopard and the bear arc still tearing The lady returns to the hotel, and subjects ill the service of your Majesty upon her naked feet. To her right, but ono another. rrhe panther is gradually, present8 the beggar with half-a-dozen a few feet away, n leopard and a huge stealthily, noi!Sc~c8sly ~lpproa(;hin,!( the might be much augmented by a novel old shirts and some handkerchiefs. aid infallibly efficacious means. Yon bear are tearing euch other to pieces; I poor) helpless gIl'l.. . "And good, brave :Madame will per­ will find them ready to brave all dan­ on her left, another den has just been Suddcnly a fn:osh, brIght-red. ro.se IS haps gi ve me two or three old aprons? th"rowfl open and at its entrance up- thrown from the seats above: 1t 1S the gers, to oross unknown seas, or to shed ...... Madame must have plenty of pears the hideous h~ad of an immense last earthly greetin~, the lust farewell their blood without reluctance on the them !" field of battle-in short, to perform the tiger, with eyes that flame like emer- token of some old frwnd --- perhaps a The three aprons are given. aIds. brother, perhaps (0 God!) a lover! It labors of Seigneur Hercules, on the "And now kind-hearted Madame * * * * ~~ falls on the blood-stained sand, shatt('r- simple promise of...... " will perhaps give me a little money to "Of so much hard cash ?" You can almost feel the warmth of ing itself in perfumed ruin at the mai­ pay the physician and the druggist ?" tbe fierce summer sun shining on that den's feet. liN0, Siro." "Ab, my good woman, you are real­ scene of blood and crime, falling on tho She starts as the red leaves scatter "Of fief sgraoiously gran ted ?" ly ~l,busing good nature." yellow sands of the arena, drying the before her. Sho advances from the "N 0, Sire." "What!" cries the peasant, drawing dark pools of human blood the wild wall, and boldly withdrawing the frag­ "~Would we have to yield them a herself up with a most supercilious air. beasts have loft unlapped. You can ments of her poor, torn veil, looks up portion of our power ?" "When one comes across somebody almost hear the deep hum of a hundred into the mighty sea of pitiless visages "No, Sire ...... lt would 8uffice to give who gives, of course one gets out ot thousand voices above, and the hideous - looks up with her sweet, childish, them some ribbon." her all one can. One can't make a growlings of the contending brutes be- cherry-lipped face, Hnd those great, "A great d"ja,l of dhbon, no doubt?" :::Iecond request of those who refu8e the low. You wonder whether there is dark, softly sad Roman eyos-to thank "Only a finger'S length." fir~t " one heart in all that vast crowd of cruel him by a last look of love. "'Vho can "With a bl'eadth of ten leagues, or The deueo! spectators, wherein some faint impulse it be? " thereabout T' of humanity still lingers, one tongue No one the maiden knows. She only "I say n finger's length and a fing­ Veuillot is fond of telling nasty charitable enough to exclaim; sees a seem.ingly endless row of cruel er's width. And tho hope of fastening truths at times-very nasty, cutting " Poor little thing 1" and Rcnsual faces, tho faces of the wild such a piece of ribbon on their dress truths, that wound the vanity of the No: only wicked whisperR followed beast populace of Romo, - the faces French poeple; and he is never deter­ will awake the hearLS of men to the by coarse laughter ; monstrous indiffer- which smile at the sighL of a living · " red from uttering them by fear of con­ noblost deeds a f herOlsm ...... ence in the lower tiers) brutal yells of human body. torn limb from limb by "Enough! Hol Guards! - 'V"hat hot sequences. In a recent issue of L' Um­ bloodthirsty impatience from the. up~ lions, and scattered over tho sands in my trusty guardR!...... Tako this follow vers, he publishes a pungently sarcas­ per seats. crimson shreds of flesh ...... out: he is mad! " tic editorial on tho late military re­ Two Roman knights relieve the mo- 8uddenly a terrible yet friendly eye view. Of this extraordinary art~..:le: notony of the scene by strange specu- meets and rivets the gaze of her own Scene before Gustave Dore's picture the following bitter IJaragraph is a lation. -an eye keen nnd coldly-blue as a representing the arena of the Ooliseum fair specimen :- by night, where the wild beasts, left "One hundred sesterces that the blade of steel. A Rternly handsome ...... "Our c;l.udid opinion about this review, alone with the dead, devour the corpses tiger gets her first I " Northern face it is, with flowing yellow and future reVltiWS as well, is, that in the con­ " Two hundred on the panther!" hair. For an instant the iron lips seem of1he Christian martyrs; dition France ll.iJdd herself just now, it would "Done, by the gods! Where are to soften in a smile of pity, and the A little actres~ asks: be more decorou,,; and sensible to have reviews HBut really, now, what does that conducted without drums and trumpe's, with­ the lions?" keen blue eyes become brighter. So do . t <)" out flagR and bullednl'l. Reviews ill mourning " Why, that cursed barbarian killed the soft dark ones they meet in that pICture rcpresen I m'e best becoming to a beaten nation. For we "Why, you little goose," answers her the last three this morning, one after piteous farewcil. are a beaten nation-a very badly beaten na­ another. The finest lions of the lot, She has found her unknown f, iend. companion, "that s the actors at sup­ tion; which haR paid dearly for its ancient glor too." ...... A crash-a fierce growl-a faint, p13r after the play!" ies by a mosl overwhelming defeat; and which " Who are you talking about?-that has paid ~till mOle dearly for its defeat. helpless ory-a spray of warm, bright The other day, a fellow urmed with "It seems to us that this army which has shba tall, dark Thracian ? " blood. a clarionet, took up his position be­ and lost so mucn blood,-this army still pro­ H No: he was killed the day before Irate and mutilated upon its ambulance-bed,­ by the same gladiator that kiiled the * * * * fore a cafe, and raising the frightful ! you've lost your hun­ Rhould not be ~uhjt:cted to the humiliation of lions. I mean. that great yellow-haired " .Ah, Caius instl'ument to his lips, made prepara­ . h ,. blowing trumpet-flonns es. giant-that Goth. Says he was chief dred sesterces. The Fates are against tions to blow. .. '( you to-day I " The Tale a :rictuTEt Tells. .\ in his own country, or something. '1'h08e who saw tho action oried out \l ., Curse the Fates! Did you see the in alarm. '1'hey called in the poor l'"\... #-/ "1 ""vt, • He's -killed everybody and everything ii U Butchered to make a R ,man holiday." fool who threw her the rose? " devil ere he had time to set to work, pitted against him so far. And this Tho rcmarh:ably fine engraving from " ffhat groat tall Titan of a fellow, hlistily took up a cullection, and pre­ morning they put him naked in the Gabriel Max's picture, ., TheLast Fare­ with the yell'ow hair? ., sented it to hUll. arena, with nothing but a mirmiI1o's well," in a late issue of the Berlin lllus­ "Yes. That's the Goth." Suddenly a waggi8h gentleman, in shield, and a sword; and let the lions trirte Zeitung (and which the New York " What! the gladiator who killed the miscbievous bope of !Setting his loose on him oue after another. I bet Graphi,] a few days since stole to spoil the lions? " neighbor's teeth on edge, said to him: a thousand sesterces on that little N u- in the stealing), is worthy of the cole­ "The same who won his freedom "8ay I-play us a tune now." midian lion; but the rascal killed him brated original at Munich- a painting as he sprang, with one sword-thrust, this morning. See! the fool's wiping "1, Monsieur ?" rel'lwd the fellow; which will never be forgotten by those and I lost my thousand sesterces. By his c.yes now. These Goths can fight "why, 1 don't know how!" who have once beheld it. Among mod­ Hertules I tbat Goth is a match for a like Hercules, but they whine like siek "l'hen what do you carry that dar­ ern paintors probably J\lax has no su­ dozen lionR! " women when a girl is hurt. They think ionct aruund with you for ?" "Oh, just to ti.'lgllteu poeple, Mon- perior in the art ofharmoniou8ly blend " B rave ...f', e II ow, b ya11 th e go d!s D'dI up in the North that women are to be ing the horrible with the pathetic; th ey gIve. h'1m th e woo d en swor d? " worshiped., like tbe immortal gods.h . dI sieur ." , and ia none of his works is this pecu- , J u 1IUS· C or t onus says th ey d'd1. I:i' w1sh they d make the great" red- ea - Some short time since at Trouville, liar power exhibited to better advan­ dIns'd 't t ay t 0 see th erest 0 ftl1(1 games,.~ ed brute" go down and kIll that cursed a mendicant approached a Parisian lli- tage than in "The Last Farewell:" for I was too angry about my thou- tJger! . dy, and begged her for tho love of the a marvel of color and composition, one sand sesterces." NEM,ESIS' good {jod to buy a little meat for her of those rare pictures which seem to "Furies take that tiger 1- I believe •• sick husband, tor whom the physiCian reflect the living shadows ofa dead age the brute's afraid of the girl! " A good way to restore a man appar.· bad prescribed beef-tea. with the weird truthfulness of a wiz- * * * * * ently drowned, is to first dry him thor­ rrho lady goes into a butcher-shop, ard's mirror. " 'Vhy, it is madness to throw such a oughly, inside and out, and then clap' and orders tour pounds of good meat 1 A beautiful Roman girl is exposed in fine·limbed girl as that to the lions!" a speaking-trumpet to his ear and in .. 1'01' the poor woman. the Flavian amphitheatre, to be de- cries a Greek m~rchant, lately arrived form him that his mother-in-Iaw's dead. ," .. '

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TOPICS OF THE TIME. world the pains of their victims in as Donnerschlog. The suit came to thanking the scholars who have kind­ • purgatory may be diminished . trial before Mr. Justioe Banyon, and ly permitted him to clip from their The Car list Chief Lizurafa recently iSllued For all these and many other rea­ Mr. Behrens, not denying the princi- rare editions, he reports that in his the followin~ proclamation against blsFlpbem­ ~ubscrip­ pnl facts alleged against him, excused judgment, whenevel' people begin to l'rll : sons we would suggest that a ,. Tho!'e pWt'aring by the names of God, the tion be taken up for their benefit here himaelf by saying that Amelia insisted dabble much in codes, they enter at VirgIn, or the paint", "hall be punished by in these enlightened and progressed as a condition of the marriage that once upon a period of "general and I(agl!in~, and E'xpo8Jtion in the pillory • United States, and we entreat the her mother should keep house for the great decline." Therefore, as human .. (n c<\!'e of a !'l'cond ofipnse tbE'ir tongues ehall donors to stipulate that no portion young couple, and this Augustus could life is short, and as we don't care to be bor.d through with a nd-hot iron." thereof be remitted to the pa.triots in not consent to. "I told her," said he, decline in that way, we must rt'fuse to Tht'Re are the very penalties enacted by "that I loved her deeply, ::Ind was have anything to do with the endless SainI Loui~ aga.lnst 'oul-mouthed (olb in J264. Cuba. ready to ma.'r) her, but did not wish technicalities of code. It kills individ­ J t can nl·t be said that the Carliet chiefs ne The history of the late temperance Il ,t at !t'l\st re pectors of tradition. to marry her mother also, who wns a llal genius, only another name for lunacy shows pretty plainly that the Bllt while L'Zlrrdfd waR at it, he mh!:ht at woman of lordly and unpleasant hab self-respect. It. dwarfs all personal lell!!t hllve decreed some trifling puni.-bment for terms " law" and" justice" are gradu­ its, and insisted on fceding me too courage to keep barping upon and tho"e who plunder diligel1ces, shoot women, ally becoming less and less synono­ much on cabbage, a vegetable I always arranging and indexrng what others lind burn villages by way of recreation. mous. Indeed, it is well known that disliked." I have done and thought about honor H .. wt'vt'r, one can noL think of everything at they have long ceal:wd to be pure syn­ After this frank avowal of his pur-' or any of the cardinal 'virtues. It the ~aUle time, ar.d moreover, the system in onyms; but various recent circum­ j()rc~ i~ perhaps more in accordance with the pose, and his llnteutonic distaste for' first covers genius with a· blighting stances lead 1'IS to suppose that they morals of the thirteenth century.-Charivari. tho nationnl vegotable, Mr. J ustico mildew and then leaves it to rot. For will ultimately come to have dil'ectly The Charivari is right; the Carlists Banyon said, "Which would you rath. particulars we refer thtl curious to opposite significations. er do-marry the lady and take her general history. have udopted, most ironically be it said, Witness such cases as the following, moth~r to live with you, or pay two As far, then, as our relations and the most correct principles ofChl'istian which are daily recorded by the press: hundred dollars?" Augustus answcr- responsibilities to tbe public are con­ warfare. A crowd of noisy and riotous women In the early days of their campaign force their way into a man's place of ed firmly, "I will pay two hundred cerned, we have concluded to make a a certain pric~t, called the Cure de bt:siness, with the avowed purpose of dollars." 'V hereupon the worthy and short announcement officially; and Santa Cruz, was an adjutant in the SUbjecting him to such annoyance as enlightened mugistrate delivered the we shall never, though the heavens ranks. He said matiS, morning and must finally compel him to abandon following judgment: "Allow me to fall, depart from the policy set down. evening, and in the interval plundered his occupation and suffer considerable shake hands with you, 1 envy your We shall continue to watch every nOll-combatants; and permitted his pecuniary loss in consequence. firmness. 'fhere was a period in the department of the body politic, also t:!oldiers by force to imitate the process The law, instead of protecting the life of this court, Mr. BlJhrens, when religion and the fine arts, with as which Henry 'Yard Beecher practiced citizen in the exercise of his just rights, it was in circumstances somewhat much earnest so licitude as if we were upon Mrs. rfilton by fraud and ingenu- details its policemen to "protect" the similar to your own. If it had had hanging over the death agollictl ot a the moral courage which you possess wealthy and childlesd uncle. ity. female rioters in their nefarious pro- This was Legitimacy. it would have saved about twenty-five It is impossible to sail down the ceedings. years of misery and unhappi ness. The voice of Europe awr,ke to con_ Then the citizen argues, entreats, stream of American life in a newspa­ The alternative was presented to this demn the Cure: Don Carlos discharged and finally orders his tormentors to per canoe without running great risks. court whether it would marry u him, and threatened to execute him. quit the premises, which they, relying One may stl'ike a snag or a sand-bar young lady and her mother 01' whether This was the triumph of the courage upon the protection of the policemen any moment. Weare prepared for it pay one hundred and twenty-five of Legitimacy. outside, and the immunity from physi- that, knowing the number and danger dollars in gold. The court was poor The Basque Provinces are the only cal violence, "due to their sex," of of these snags, these renegades, idola­ at that time. It was earning an UIJ­ districts in Spain which have ever course refuse to do. So tho propl'ietor ters, thieves, presidents and other gov­ satisfactory living at the restaurant really supported Don CnrloR. They and his family find themselves com­ ernment moths; we have secured. mus­ Rpcal{ a language incomprehensible to pelled to eject them, using only such business. It yielded. It took the cular printers, tt~arless editors, strong young woman and mother-in-law and every other European society. force as is absolutely necessary, and bolts and hinges, and an underground They say the devil once spent seven this not until after his business has kept the one hundred and twenty-five pastiage three miles long, leading from years in Biscay, and devoted his time been considerably injured. dollars. ~'or a quarter of a century out' editorial rooms to a crtlvice in the this court regretted its hasty action. to the study of the language; but only He is, however, soon after sued by Roman .N ose. It iR glad to meet a man who cher­ managed to learn three words. theso riotouR women for "assault and The moment a man loses his charac­ ishes happiness more than he does rrhilil is the method the Carlists have battery;" and tho chivalrous law ter in these columns, he mURt let us money. Tne ordor of the court is adopted of spreading abroad s ience, mulcts him, as for a grievous offense. know at once. 'l'his is preliminary that the defendant stand discharged, literature, and art. The devil was in Such incidents do not 80 much show, courtesy, such as one gentleman may and that the complainailt, who has Biscay long enough, to teach the moun- as the writer in McMillan'S Magazine reasonably demand ot another. That been trying to bring a man into sttv· taineers lessons appropriate to facili- intimates, that American women can note shall be placed in our w,~sLe-ba8- ery to a mother-in-law, be fined ten tate tbeir entrance into the nethermost commit any species of misdemeanor keto If that explanation is not satIs­ dollars and costs. "-Legal I ntelligen- depths of Hades. with perfect impunity, but thnt relig- factory, not public enough, the inj ured cer. The Carlists don't read; they don't ious sectarianism has actually succeed­ llIun must write again, before a week write; they don't cipher; they know, ed in dominating civil and municipal ---_.. --- has expired. 1f' he talks Canada, that nothing of grammar, geography, mu- law. The Church is endeavoring to es­ Our Code. is bUtoiiness, and raves of the twins, sie, or drawing. tab1ish a dangerous despotism in the "Honor and Deringer," we shall 1'0- We have taken a deal of pains to If, therefore, they fail in Spain, and United States and our much- spect his communication, prOVided he study the signs of the Hmes upon tile visit the United States as refugees, boasted-of" secularization" exists on Iy gives us threo days notice oefore he they might not improperly be elected in name. The cl'uElading women were important question of honor, and the means to act. We shall employ those as ~ehool trustees by a neigh boring ,/legally protected, and even at fit-st en­ fact has been clearly established that lal'lt solemn moments in settling our the moment has arrived lor journals city we wot of. couraged, in their infractions of law- bUBines~ obligations by renewing our rl'hey burn towns and villages and not because they were women, but as of prominence and large circulation notes-in finding some man of talent to declare a policy. Wish ing to be set fire to haystacks. the active representatives ofa relicrious who will continue the busines~ at the 'Vh} then should they not be recruit- denominationalism, which is striving counted among the class just men­ old stand, and with the samo honorl:d tioned, and believing that a judici ous ed to build up the magnificent and to seize the reins of government. quill ~l[}d door-plate-and on the dawn announcement of the policy referred historic ruins of Uhicago? The simple fact, that people of all of the morning ot th~ third day, when to may have great influence in help­ Finally they disregard in their war- religious beliefs are to-day compelled in the valu~ of life, its sweetness, its pros­ fare all laws human and divine. Cincinnati to observe a Puritan Sab- ing along a realization of this hope, pects, all appeal' like phantoms to the Why then should not a moiety of bath, is sufficient to show that our we have decided to post ourselves as disturbed imagination, we shall take a them be sent to deal out liquid poison loudly-talked-of" sep~ration between am'3nable to a code of our own inven­ lust lingering look at the scene of so tion. tl) the unwary visitors of Seymour, In- Church and State" is the hollowest of many holy aspirations, just as the last diana? mockeries. 'Ve don't, of course, propose to dis­ Moorish king gazed tearfully at his But the Carlists are not devoid of cuss the propriety of adopti ng a kind-heartcdness. A funny aif.,lir in a court of law late- home-made code with people who beloved Grenada, and then leave these When they burn or hang a republi- Iy came off at Chicago. One Amelia have not given to the subject the same festive ~cenes through the under­ can woman, they don't destroy her Donnerschlog brought suit against exhaustive study we have. Our ground passage. If the pale moon's warcIrobe, they strip off her petticoats Augustus Behrens, who had promised heavy man has given the most patient beaml:! shine that evening on the red for their own wives. When they shoot to marry her, but had failed to keep thought and investigation to the sand of a battle field, it will be no republican soldiers, they do it for the his word. The lady demanded only whole matter of Code. He has gone fuult of ours. love of God. When they burn a barn $200 in damages-not an exorbitant through all of them: the Twelve That's the kind of a newspaper we or throw prisoners down a precipice, price for her disappointment in being Tables,, the Gregorian, the Justinian , they do it all that by sufferings in this 1obliged to retain so cumbrous a name and the Code Napoleon, and after are. THE GIGLAMPZ. '( ======~[F~r:om:=p:u:n:c:h~.]~======~~t~h~~~t~h~·d~~~~d~h~~h~.~~~~===jl~~~~~~~======~~======~ e Bmoo 81 e out an t e any side in, re- i "Wha.t shall I do?" ON E-AN 0-TH REE. verlled his reversible coat, put 00 clean collars The man seizt!d his urm. " Cume with me! " Elm Street Brewery, and cuffs, and resumed hit! way. Y THAT DISTINGUISHED FRENCH NOVELIST, The blue moon had risen. [TO BE CONTINUED.] c. MOERLEIN, FICTOR NOGO. Upon a. sort of hoarding b,dore him, he could • • distinguillh a white !'qllare, which was probably The fact that Wa.tts's hymns have N. w. Cor. Elm and Henry Sts., ·AR'r THE FIRST-ALL AT SEA. a notice like that he bad just read. been tranf;latcd into tho Choctaw lan- CINCINNATI, O. BOOK THE FOUL\TH -BILIBARLO. A~ he'went toward it he murmured to him- guage, and have become favorites with july 1 3ms. $15 llI.-The Use of Capitals. self, "They do their advertisinl! uncommonly the bravos, is perhaps not generallv The old DJ.an muttered to himself this con!'o­ well. Bllt tbey've forgottt'll one thing. Pic- known, but it is nevertheless a fact. :Ltion: "No one knows of my arrival. N .. tures." It is very affecting to think of a noble OReANS! He stopped, meditating, with one finger ne knows my name." placed at an acute ar.gle to his nose. ~ed ma~ sitting upon a fence and sing- ... - Witb this al'lsurance the old man comforted A large and well-as801'ted slJpply ot "Where are YOI1 goin' to, my pretty maid?" Jn~, BRow doth the little hllsy boe," aimself. Such an assuraDce was part of his .organs at various prices, to suit all said a voict'. whIle he watches his wifo carrYing policy. clas8e~ of buyers, Can atways be found For tbe last few minutes he had heard a noise He turned pale. This was b.·neath hill col· home a ~ou pIc of bushel of pot:toe; ut my storo. or, and ('ould not be seen. Then he tun,ed up0n each shouJrler and wond' 'f' like a ru!'tle, behind him. What was it? A o dAd' . ,erlng I Instruments can be pur<.:ha.sed on the humaD being or a leaf? The old man had heard r un. man Witt! .. tan mg In a hedge-row. he couldn't swap that s ua ~) . system of MONTHLY intitaIlmt}nts of $10, of Eul RU8tle, having known him as John At first the old man took him to be a servant, I f q w (r a .lug $15, $29 and $25 each. and the thought crosi\ed hi" wind, "Hedges a.nd 0 A nd it is even more Ruslle. Therefore, he turnen prf'pared to f/:lce ro~ust ru~. Butler." Then he thought he m:ght be a pub- touchmg to Imagine the dusky son Of a hero with a bad c"ld. All he saw was a pla­ F. W. HELMICK'S who wanted to pick a with him, card or lar~e bill, recE'nlly pasted up by some lish.er quarrel t·he foreRt chanting, "I want to be an and he said, inaudibly to himself, "Bickers one who had run away. Was it headed .1 No angel," while he dances around a MUSIC-STORE, and Bush," Lookin~ at him more closelv, he white man who is pinned to the Pupery 1" with a postmark of Durham on it? ~T'o. 21S TV. SIXTH STREET, At first he could not see. One thing alone was ,oaw t~enJ:in was abE'ggar: ltD unlucky bl'ggal' ground with a stake betw'· h' 'b to he In a bU'Ih. oen 18 1'1 S cHtail1, namely, that be bad nol beard a John CINCINNATI, O. The bpggar was ab"ut the old man's height and a b.onfire ?n bosom. There il' Ma. 3 6 t Rustle but a Bill Rustle. ~is and age, or the old man was as as somethmg majestIc about t,be I nd ian. Fortunately, there waS eDou~h left of lapt n~ar pos~ible FA NANCI~:r.. year's June twilight for him LO decipher the lhe bt'ggar'tl heil{ht and age. The old man ap- He not only has a poetic and musical $390,000 to Laon on lVIortgages large priDt on the vlacard. ~r~ached ; thi~ brought h~m nearer. The man language, he not only spurns idolatry, this Week. Ir was headed;- 10 the bu"h was almost hiS doublf'. Then tbe but he has immortal longings .. d "AVIS IMPORTANTI" t?ought fla8~ed across his mind, .1 I am a!ont': weaknef two to one h . .. D b 7\T P P " Rara allis in ten-is," muttered the old roan There is the rub." • mr.- an ury .Heu;s. Is in positi:'n to offt'r loans on improved to him8eJf. first-class CIty property, ft)r the period of 1 He repeatt'd, " I a~k you where are you going .----.~.-- - Then be continued reading:- That lunat.ic, Private Dalzell has a to I) years,. in sums ranging from $30 to to, my pretty maid?" .. ' $30 000 at h beral rat€s. We also offer loau "ENORl\lOUS ATTRACTION! ONE WEEk ONLY! six.by-ninc .paper of his own to write on good Bonds and Stock Uollaterals. " In the fi r-t place, where are we now? " re­ We, Manager and Din~c or ui the Grand Mortgage notes, County and State Bonds, lutn~d tbe old man, with an almost haughty for now, and the Ohio newspapers are CirqueHepublicain, one and indescribablE', here­ ho.nght a!ld sold. C.ustomers will please composnre. gcttng their extra waste·basket.-- brlng the1r papers WIth them to sav0. time. by give notice that, having obla.ined the neces­ fhe beggar only replied with an lther q1les­ Washington Chronicle. F.nrtherI?ore we ?ffer 6 per cent. on de­ sary permission from M. I,e Maire du Buis de POSIts of SIX month S certificates, awl 8 per B lulogne and of M. Le President du Comileue tion­ -- _...----- cent. on twelve month's certifiates, provid­ " WhO'A dar?" ed they are insured by mortgages on City l'Etablist!ement des Bains de Mer, Boulogm'­ THE GIGI,AMPZ. Cincinnati's iIlustratt'd The other replied, as if to a pa",s-word, " LIe property. . sur-Mer, and of MM. Les Mairt.s des Environ!>, comic paper, published R. ma!lterly cartoon on Joe." our First Grand Matinee ·will be givFn on the the Beecher Scandal. The arch ·seducer is rep J. N. STOECKLE No. 66 W. Thild St. .. What I de Joe?" may 313 III S"cond proximo, when a corps of unrivalled r.-sented as a leper olltRioe the wli.lls of Jerusa­ " Yes, de, JOE'.'J Equestrians and EquestrienneR will appear. Jem. As he. slridt's along the burninu; sand, Then thpse ()ld men, one almoRt· the exact Trick Acts and Performing Ponie... Also, at his bead is bowed and his brows contracted', counterpa.rt of the other, threw their arms and the greatest expense, the Manager and D:rector with one hand he clutches cmvlIIsively his BANK legs lip in the air, and sang out simultaneously GERMAN·AMERI~AN of the GranJ Cirque R-publicair:.. has engaged staff, and with the other he peeks to wrap hill _co Ole Joe kickin' up ahind and afore, an' a --OF-- a Celebrated EugliRh Clown. Also, to give a old garments about him. The people Ilvoid yellar gal a kickio' up ahind, Ole Joe." Then Dovel eff,.ct to this n niqne Performance, the the road, and pasR him at a distance. U nder­ their bh·nded voices ceased together. they Hakman Hengehold & Co. Manager has great plE'a!lure in annonncing to aDd neath the cartoon is the couplet: regarded each other cllrioUl~ly. his Friends and Patrolls this side of the ChaD­ " Room f,)f the Leper! room," and as he came 16 JV. :J.lHIIlD ST. 76 It waR a strange meeting. nelthat he bas engllged the servicE'S of The cry pa-sed OD, "Room for the L~per, CINCINNATI, u. "Where are we now ?" repeated the old room I " MASSA MAKNEE, man, with almost haughty composure. Chica,gn Times, July 29. the GrE'at Original Negro Del:neator and E hi­ DISCOUNT AND DEPOSIT BANK. "You are on the "'pot. Red's your player, . _. opean Songster, who will give his entertain­ In hand. You are monarch of all you surv~y," ment on the Bones and B1lDjo, two instruments You wi!l find-- . ~Dealer.s in Government Bonds, Gold, "I?" All the AllgllRt Monthlies j SlIver, Arnencan and Foreign Excbange. NEVER BEFORE HEARD IN FRANCE! Drafts on all pointR, transatlantic pass­ " Yes. You are Jamell, Marky du Crow." The Comic Weekljell; .. Prices of admipsion same as usual. No Extra ~geR, and ]~tters of credit issued, as well as The New York and Chic8gf) D.1i1iesj mterest pald on certi:ficates of deposit. Cbarge. IV.--Beggar, my Neighbor! The best I ebdomadal literary pllperR ; may:n 3m *** AVIS PLUS IMPORTANT QUE The lare~t i~Sll"S of the illustrated pres~; J ameR, Mar ky du Crow-we shall henceforth ~-======:~-======------.- JAMAIS. The Giglampz, call him by h is name - answered gravely 'It having come to our ears, that an English And all the choicest pHiod'c'llliterature of the c. H. MUELLER'S " Give me up." Circus Company has arrived, profel'sing to giVE day, for sale at Hawley's NelVi'-depot, 164 Vine The man ret~Jrned .. No." the same En tertainment aA above I'lpf'cified, we Street. Wine-House, rronounce tlle lIs~ertion to be utterly devoid of " Why not?" truth, and bc.g our Patrons to be on their guard "I have guellsed you." • NO. 603 'N' ALNUT STREET. e, Therefore-" . L' A URORE rThe Moming Ll:ghtl--Thie agai nAt lead iog their COil nten3nce to AO unhnrpe­ 18 the name of a l!rencil Prole'itallt wt>t'kly Rrkel1brecher's Celebrated IVES "Therefore, I can not give you up." manlike a F.dsehood. N) connection with any newspaper founded JD 1866, aDd pnblish~d in SEEDLING, as well as all other na- "Good. What are y'on doiDg there?" ~f(\ntrea I Canaria, at $150 [Unilt'd States 01 her Ci rcul'. ?"Z 00] per lInnn.m. II c

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"THE GIGLA·MPZ." \ ~he Philadelph~a Illustrated Age,\ Ho,;cver, students of RUdkin, lay r ed of all the £~ir, dared go to feed Published daily, except Week-days. Iwlllch makes abortLve wcekly ~ttemp.ts on I .f1abers are cheap! him. TERMS, $2.50 PER ANNUM. I to reproduce cartoons publIshed 1D • - • * ______' Punch twenty years ago, is the only Found at Last. * * * * At last the gods resolve to use craft AJJrest:) H. F. FAR~Y & CO., hebdomadal whi(:h can compete with The names of the celebrated three against the monster; and they forge NORTHWEST CORNER FOURTH AND RAC!. Leslie's in the matter of enterprise. wise men of Gotham, who wer.t to sea I the mighty chain Lreding,-a chain so N ,TICE.-Tbe underiligned firm have pur- • • in a skiff, have hitherto been as great,' heavy that only by the united strengt h chased the GWLA)IPZ from its furmn proprie- a secret as the name of the prisoner in f of all the ~sir can it be lifted. Then tore i and all letters and communications mu~t 'V.E h1ave rece.i~ed an extrem~l}d' "'biJe the iron ma~k. Thanks to the Great I they bear the vast fetters to the Wolf's hereafter be addreA:!ed to the Dew offi('f', N. W. mUSICa composItIOn aceompame y 8 I' I 1 . " . "urth and R'ce slreets. Fr 'm thl'~ 1 f h ' I cando., the verLtable cognomens ofj aIr, and bId him tr'y hIs strength up- corner Fv • v S angy verses 0 t ~ costermonger-ba '. . . date the paper will be mailed on Friday n/'- I d d . I d J. F' k these worthIeS are now revealed.' on the gIant IlDks of steel. a or er entlt e "1m 18 never Th I I Th . BAdF . ] k' h h' niDg in order that our.Bub~cribers may receive ' " I us y . ere IS acon, who called n em'u', 00 Illg upon tee aID, it simu]taneou8Jy with itR appearanee on the went bac~ on the. poor. . his brother Tilton a dog; Leonard,' and perceiving that the fent of bre ak- news-stand!'. H. F. FARNY & CO. For thIS ~bo~llnable productIOn a who in fishing for truth brought up ing it would prove un easy one for ----- favorabl~ notIce IS actuall~ requested. Beecher and Mrs. Tilton; and lordly Ihim, permitted them to bind hi m

ROWLAND is on the wheel::! of reo Concerning the concatenatIOn of notes I' Shearman, the attorney and jackal of with<:mt resistance. But he had scarce­ form; but then, you know, it isn't the and the hideous atte~pts at rhyme, the inquiring trio. Iy stretched his huge limbs, when the fly that makes the dusL. we can only say that It were base flat- Future historians will note the fact, str{)ng chain burst in twain, and he tery to term the formel' music, or the and not speak of the Lhr-ee wise men shook the fetters from his feet. latter verse; but concerning the senti· E hi. '. of the ast as tough they were Then the JE~lr forged another ch ai n IF you want to see how the Floral ment 0 f the song somet.hmO' else reo I' h h . : . o. name ess eat ens; when, In fact, -·the great chain Dromi half as strong Hull is becoming shapely and elegant, mains to bo saId. The luxurIOUS prof- h h "I I h b" d' ' . . eae one as a oca a ItatIOn an a agam as the former' and thny pre- visit the Exposition at once. We for­ I ldlgate, the shameless sWln~ler, the ta~- name," or else the Bl'olJklyn Argus is vailed upon the Wolf ~o let himself be got to state that you can't get in. ry Stock-Ex0hanO'e bandIt sunO' of III ~ f 11 . k ' . . . ° b lear u y IDlsta en. fettered as before. But FenrIr's Jotu n- ) thIS fearflll ballad, perpetrated more BOSH. s t reng th b a d red oubl e d'SInce h c h a d outr3ge upon the poor than any of the b k L d' d h h .. . • _... ro en re Ing· an w en e stretch- S L'BSCRIBERS an d pure1 lasers 0 f telh thlcvmg spculators who ever gamed d h' If' '}' b d h . " e lmse m liS new on s t e G IGLA~IPZ s h ou ld b e caref u 1 to see vIle notonety III Wall Street, as the /) EDDAIC FRAGMENTS. . ht l' k f D . b .' ~ 1 P R ., .' ..J_( U: v row y In S 0 l'om t urst Into a th at t h cJ get t 1e "at ogt·rs car- thouRands of mIserable employes ~/ F./.'''~·· I. h °d . . 1 l' ",. 'l' • un red pIeces. So the gods departed toon Wit 1 t llR week B Issue. ',e mean thrown out of work by the failuL'e of A' t t' d" I t1 I . t . 1 1 \ n III ,eres tng e LtOI'Hl on 10 ca- sorrowfulh! deApairin f), of ev~r being It 0 (1'0 wIt 1 t 10 })uper the firms which 0\" d tt'r ! t J" ° b . '. ,.e . leI rUIn 0 landie Millenial in one of our daily pa-, able to bind the great 'Volf. . . James Fisk, Jr., can attest. That a pel's prompts us to (dean a few frag. J .' • • . d' d f:;to k bI ' . h . d d' . 0 1 But OdIn All-father bade Skn'mr ,to y ,- c -gam CI, W 0 succee e ments froln the Prose Edlla' feeling. . ' \'U Rid' b' 0". f. Ith - ' IllS ~wlft messenger hurry to SV·\I·t- T HE H on. Caesar H. ow an III rlnb1ng scores 0 wca y mer- that our readers will find entort.ain-. . , .... ' k t1 t R C B B ton when h ~ t hI' d' falheJm, the dIm land where dwell tlIIll'S 1a \.ev. . . oyn I c anlls () ope ess rUIll, an mIsery ment in the weird story of Loki's evil ' e 0 l' se "s bl M·lton· t th, d f 'k' , the Eh~cs of Darknes~, and ask "I'd he Jav rs Icon , r" em es ... I ., \II 0 )usan s 0 WOl lng·men S children alluded to bv our contem. " · d t leg"I' d'vo 'ce UTel1 I 'h ld b h' db' J and counsel of the wnrlock·dwarfs 80 Wh 0 trIC 0 .. Ize I I . n" WIlles, 1::1 au e upot eo~nze ecause porary in his reference to tbe strange Sk' . . that is something, at least·, we don't he happen doe d t fl' t t ~ IrlllI' departed to the land of 8val't- ~ , e n ay a 109 a wen y- folk-lore of ancient Scandinavia. . I.,' . . know that Rowland resembles Milton dollar bill ostentatiously to a beggar, fa ~elm, and t.hrc~ days abode In thllt at ~dl; nnles,,: perhaps, in thinking the is a logical seq nence we are too * * * * eerIe land wlllch hes deep beneath the "Paradise Lost" worth more labor and obtuse to comprehend. But whatever Loki, the comely and cunning, the bowels of the earth: An? when he r13- finish and anxiety than the "Paradise may have been the sins of James craftiest of all the JEsir, delighted o~l.r turned, he bore WJth hun a at range Regained." Fisk, J L'" they have been more 'than in works of evil. He it Wfl.S that cha.in call~d Gleipnir, which W;l.S forg- H0 prattles more of the crimes and avenged by the publication of this brought about the death of Balder, ed 10 magIC fires by the black gnomes horrors of the worlJ, the ll0Sh, aud fearful and wonderful ballad. the fairest of the Gods, by arming the that dwell below the roots of the the dev 1, than of the quiet beauties ... blind Hodur with the fatal Apear of overlasting hills. of redemption. Get out You .. Pencils. mistletoe; and he it was that fiiled As· It was made of the noise of the foot- The Cincinnati Exposition will gard with evil, and taught wicked fall of cats, of the beards of women, the shortly open, and the Fine Art Depart- witchcraft to men. And for these and root of stones, the sinews of bears, THE Kensington Museum cost a ment will have a display of choice other crimes, the .lEsir at last fettered the breath of fishes, and the spittle of little over £1)000,000. To keep the paintings and rare engravings. The him to a rock, amid writhing snakes. birds. It was softer and, smoother Royal Fam iJ y in laces, livery, and art critics will take notice of this fact, which unceasingly vomit venOIll upon than a silken thread) or a golden oat-meal, costs the people of England :l,nd prepare themselves accordingly. his face. There shall Loki lie in tor- strand from a vil'gi n's hair. each year £2,500,000. To ('are for 'Ye would advise them to get Ruskin, ment until Ragnarock. So the gOdil brought the cord to the the English poor costs about £10,000. Hamerton, Messrs. Jameson and Now Loki wickedly loved Angl1rbo- 'Volf; and having vainly endeavored, GOO ann unl1)'. In other words, onc Spooner by heart, and retail it out di, a giantess of J otnnheim; and she one after another, to break it, be­ fHmily receives one-fourth as much as this time hy the pailful. r:rhey did bare him three monster children;- sought him to tCBt his strength upon tLe starving army of pea~ants; :and pretty well last year in the shape of the foul wolf, Fendr; Jormungand) it, saying,- to support a few imported figure-heads, quantity; it was thin, but then there the mighty Midgard serpent; and pale "Thou alone, Fenrir, art able to who show themselves r.ow and then was lots of it. Hela, tho spectre-queen of death, one· accomplish such a feat." on grand l'eviews, and draw their an The Cincinnati Gazette had a red.hot half of whose body is livid as corpse- But Fenrir glat'ed 8uspi<.:iously upon nuitics with great regularity, costs genius who knew' it all. There were flesh. These hideous beings grew lip them with lurid eyeA, and answered more than twice as much as a collce· columns upon columns of that witty in Jotunheim, and waxed mightierand cunningly: tion of curiosities, infinitely more val­ paper devoted to the "bands of color," huger from day t~ day, ulltil the Al}'lir "I will consent provided one of you uable to the nation. -If poor Regnau! t. lines of beauty, curves of thought, came to fear them exceedingly, and place his hand in my mouth as a were only here to give us some rnol'e gorgeous voluptuous reds, and sobel' consulted the eternal oracles to learn pledge that ye intend lUe no deceit." anti.English venom! religiou.;, browns. It was real circus what they should do. And the oracles Then Tyr, the valiant - heal·ted ... talk, in which the eloquent tt:umpet said that these monsters would one bravely strode fOl'wtLed, and put hi~ outside is more fascinating than the day become the bane of the gods. strong right hand between the jaws of THE peculiar species of pietorial en­ sawdust within. However, we take 'Then Odin All-father commanded the giant Wolf. So the ..IEsir bOl1nJ terprise in yogue with the publishcl'" no exception, to this. If you like flies the messengers of Aegard to bring the monster with the fkdry thread, and of Frank Leslie's Illustrated News is in your soup, why-help yourself. So the monsters beforo him. And when bade him break it. exhibited to ad vantage in the)ast i~8ue rar as the GIGLAMPZ is concerned, we they came he cast J ormungand in to This time, however, he stretched hio of that interesting periodieal. llave got a critic of Our own. His the deeps of tbe eternal sea. But tht) immense limbs vain ly; for the magic An ancient engraving of Horact' lescriptions, will be so fine that no per- tmake grew in s.ize beneath the water, cord ~nly tighten..:d upon his n('ck and Greeley in white hat and linen du~t('l') Ion· after reading them will want to until he girdled the earth. feet with each new effort to break it : directing operations on his farm a! ~ee the. pictures. Somebody said of Hela, Odin cast into the Shadow. and all the .iEsir broke into a joyous Cllappaqua, is made to serve as a pH;· Bayard Taylor, that he had traveled Land that lies beneath the earth, 311d laugh excepting Tyr. ture of Henry Ward Beecher instruel­ ,h0 most and had seen the .least; we to her he gave power over the ghost~ HI) had lost his good right hand. ing some farm-laborers; and an (:/1. ean also promise the readers of our of all who die not the death uf war- But the gods fastened the end of the graving four years old, repre!;enting 1.\ I. ~ity cO'ntemporaricB that these urt riors. chain to a mighty rock in the de})ths engagement between Zouaves :1 !:u lrticles will contain more reading and But with Fenrir the JE~ir knew flOt of the earth, and thrust a sharp sword Prussian cavalry (originally pub1isl..·j­ :ress ~ul.tter ,than a book by Barnum, what to do; and while they ~ were lk. into the Wolrb mouth, in such fashion in L' Illustration), is reprinted uuder t Ii, It Will bl,} lIke the Confederate s(:rip; liberat.ing how to secure him, he gt'cw that. his jaws ean never close. So Fen­ title of "Spanish Cavalry recover:I::.. :he more you have the pOOl'er you I!'\o vast of bulk and 80 fearful of aspect rir remains chained to the rocks ill the Body of ~brshal Com'ha ! " . llre. that only Tyr, the most v~1iant heart- everlasting pain, and the foam that THE GIGLAMPZ. 3

I flows unceasingly from his mouth form B I and through; and the hoofs innurner· who have marred the annals of Fi aace quieter for a little valerian. That bul­ the great river,Von. .. able of the fire spirit host pa~s over and Englnnd, as they f"(arred. their, let might have cntcrell his hem·t in­ him. greatest men, it would be foolish to sten.d of pasBing under his arm. It was There* will *he remain * till *Rugnarock _ Fenrir d~vours Odin. But Vidal', apologize for these fears or attempt to : at least a dr'eadful signal that he wns the uwfuL.Twilight of the Golls) when- the strong and silent god, overthrows argue. them away. I hated for his power l;lI,ld poBey b.f some ...... "trembles Yg~drci8il'8 ash yet stan,:ling thtl monster, and tears him asunder . I!enry. IV: of ~'rance felt the assns- i body of men, and at the same time a groMS tha.t ancienL tree, and the Jotun Loki [r'om the ja.ws. Sill " • km(e In hIS breast long before reminder that more pistols were left is loosed. 1.'iJe shadows groan Oil the ways of Thor crushes the hideous head of Ravaillac dealt the fatal blow, He and more hands to use them. lIe, too, H,:,', until the fire of Surt has con,u.Ded the Jormungand with hiR tru:sty Mjolnir; ?ould not a.lecp. he waH forever uneasy like \Vullen8tein, is a phiIo'lopher; some tret>, Hrym !!teerd from the ea.,;t i the waters but he has breathed the monster's m. the privacy of the Louvre with consider him the finest mctal'hySW-ian rise: the mundane snake is coile:.l injotlln-rage, poisonons breath, a.nd faBs beside the faIthful followers around him and de- : n Europe to day, universitios includ­ The wurm btats the water, and the eagle screamsj the pale of beak tears carcasst'EI j the serpent's body. vot~d sentinels at ,th~ gates 'Yhen ed. The abRtrtwt problems of mind ship Nag\far is looded. Sartur from the South Heimdall and Loki fall by each festIval ~ells ,were rmglllg, they sound,. hav'e almost the reality of matter to his comes with flickering flame: ehines from hi!! other's weaponl-4; and Tyr slays the cd to hIm hke Borne solemn funeral understanding, He can build castles sword the Va.l-god't-I sUP. The 8:00y hilla are giant hound G:.trm, only to fall im­ knell. Every breeze wafted only tIl(' of logic of perfect proportions and then dashed togetrer; Ihe giante8ses totter; men media:elyafLer. eoho.. of m?ffled foot~tep8, that were "live in them too," n.s Boswell says. tread the p3.th to Hel, and heav'tn is-cloven. The' gods perish one bv onE'; the trac~lllg hIm t~lrougn the streets of Struggling to explain away E

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DUVENECK i,. compleling the large figures ClipphlgS from Punch, Iheal; but this is only one, and if it hit I be sure they were like these .. So, I which are to oroamtnt the ceiling 0: l\Ioznt XOTES O:P A NATlJRALIST.-Clandes-1 the mark, Heaven help you! the poi- have no doubt, were Lucretia Borcda's. Hall the dCCOl a'ion ()f whidl is being rapidly t' . s th 'ule amon(r the i soned shaft will linger in' your heart Many another woman has such orb."; pURlH.'d forward by Mahler and Tepe, the frl.'!'co. me marrIage are e I ' l'"> I' fore' er." perh'aps an e uses them more in: 0 ';ll t- cryptogamous plants. BROWN EYES. lyand legitimately, but the effect i3 painters. 1'1 k bI . t f 10 most remar a e IDS ance 0 a Thy brown eyes have a look like bird!>, very mUlh the same; and if people MR. CHALL, onp of the American art studenti' hybrid animal is the 01'ieket-bat. Flying straightway to tbe Iigbt. choose to face the ('an;;er they must in tLe Munich Aeademy I ji' on a brief visit to U B' k th )) ~rhe guinea piQ' it'! not worth a Iluin- . --J.r.lr,~. rownwg. ta e e consequences. bit; friends in Circleville. Crall chromos the '-' '-' B wn re f n f; d d GraDgers in cha.rcoal durin6 his vacations, and ea at the present d:1Y. . hroh leybes tah °hteh COl noun' e GREEN EYE. .? Tl'Y and WIt aze) ut, oug aze eyes are ;'An I lIreen eye!-what min be said, amaS"efl much "mawmon" thereby. I S vour d OQ' too OOIS"'-. b tl d t .i'. t L> • .J '-' J rown ley eserve 0 lOrm a separue of them? I have seen some like cats' 1.'1&, OW. WOODWARD) one of the leachersin cure him homeopJ,thically, by admin- class.) .. eyes, yet the majorIty, . are very h an-d the Scbool of D~,ign, haR jl1,.:t fi[Ji~bed an t'x- istering a dose of bark. "Tbe true brown eyes," an anony some. I have met with some floating' qn:s:!e little "Flemitlh Interior," wbich wecon- Of nIl the birds the cbaffineh possess mous wri tel' ~ays, "ha~e a bOftn~ss and~. ; u a lambent 11gb t-lal'ge, qreamy, side.r the blst thing we have flt?eo by that pro- es the frreate;t p,wet of banter. beauty p~cuharly theIr own. Some art' IWl)sive, and yet really green, though. mising young arti~t. rriH~ picture is at Wis- r b "eager, qUlck, and merry; they geneI" hey were such acl the soul of Keats, , fhe best plac.·e 1Il all London fOl rab- ally go with jjo'ht hair f..ti.r and fresl d . II C l'd . 1 t h wells. . " <.' b . '<. .. ,Ill espeCla y 0 erl ge, rmg ) ave D1BBLE dabbles in Art, Cnromofl, Li'eratnre bIts .IIi! the Borough.' complexJ,on~, and theIr laughmg br~ght l"uked out of. They are not bewilder- and Pianoeat 30 W. Fourlh S net, wnerethere LIve oysters "brtjd upon tiles." ness, theIr frank glanees, are as dlifer-l ing like the blue, nor dangerolls like · t 'hard ftu'e DOl' the poor natives! el t from the cooler and calmer look of: the black neither affectionate as the is a free I:xhihition uf tJroducts of industrr. Wha 1 r h f k 0' , Dibble should be eIJcoura.g~d, inasmuch as the It is a wonder they survived it. the haze aS1lg t rObffihdar ness. d ~Ll-' bl'own, nor pas8ionate as the gray, but, er~, strange yenoug , ave, ~ re d181 they are the eyt's for a visionary poet,,, profe8~ion of M;{'cenads a thanklells one in this In bis Anecdotes of ])Og8 Jesse has glow, or rather, an aubm'n llght, that whose soul has little to do with earth. city. omitted t'J mention the instance of the gh:e,s them a poculiar chu,rm, espeda.I- and loves the land of m~mory and im- LEON.A.RI10 DE Vl:\CI.-A review of Mrs. polite dog, which bit ~ piece out aud iy If, as I have often 8een, the haIr l:lgination better; they would have- Ht'a\(jn's .' Leonardo de Vlllel and bis work.,/, replaced it. matches, sh.ade for shade. .Others, of done for :Mrs. Browning, and I cnD. in the Saturday Rei"ie'w, contains this concise __ __ ,__ a ~or'e deCIded brown, go .wIth a black fancy them to go' very far back in sketCh of his life: "The life of Leonlrdo was EYES. ha:r,. and a dark complexIOn, pale or P~yche'8 face.", brlll]~ntJ as the case may' be,. and oth- COLOR ANb STRENGTH, singularly checktred. His earJy home, near THEIR :MEANING, POWER, AND BEAUTY. ers sttll are large and sott, wlt.h a star- " '.' li'lurence, could not have beert over'pleat'lant; ry lifrht within-a twilight radiance :'That ~he color o&the eye should, an illegitimate son, he lived in the house 01 We hav\) elipped from an .old j.ournal rtith~r-that only need the curlini! affect thelr.str.ength ma.y seem strange, the following hits of wisdom and wit LJ t th t I th' d t t his falhH, the play mate of children by three about the windows of the soul. The bair and the pale, gentle face, the yeo . a 8U(' lIS . e case Pe~ s n? a successive wives. Theyouth, as the i,npi! of daintv furm, and the tender, womanly thIS hour of the day.. to b~ ploved ,.a~.d writer has been an eye-witness to .1 h 1 b· d ·k the gr(at sculptor Andrea Vt:fl,cchio, entered f h "d d hI heart to complet,e the charm." t ose W lOse •. eyes ~re . lown or al -, many 0 t e lllel ents an tu eaux 1 d 1 ld b .{' d th t th the Tuscan SChOOl, then the foremost in I'a'y, co ore ,8 10U e llllorme a ey mentioned: HAZEL EYES. are weaker and more susceptible of but meetitlg with discollr.lgemen t , h'e passed over to Milar, and at the age of thirty bound BLUE EYES. Hazel or light ,brown eyes have a injury, from various causes, than gray Here is what some lover of the blne chura<.:.t~r of th.eir Q.wn, differing essen- 01.' blU~. eyes. Light blue eyes are­ himse1f at a salary of 500 8cudi to serve the eves says of the cerulean .. orbs most tia.lly trom the true brown ones of the generally the tpost powerful, and next notorious Luclovico Sfo! Z3, Dllke of Milan. J d 1 k' h . n1h l' h h dear to him. Oh, azured maiden, listen prece ing. c .us~. Spea lng of azel- to those are gray, .J.. e Ig tel' t e Da Vinci, being troubled with luxurious habits, to him I,o} eyeglr. d . 1 S, ,.' M':lJo1'.l.. N 03. h once sal:'d pUpl'I t l1e grea. t'er an d 1onger con t'lU- seems even whet} mll!t favored by fortune to "The eyes which borrow their. tint . ('A hazel eye inspiros at first sight a ued is the",degree of tension the eye- hav~ found poverty staring him in the fac"'. from the summer sky-what eyes they Platonic sentiment, as surely founded can sustain." But lhough his labors were often ill directec1, are.'H ow tllOY d aZZ 1e tln(1-I b eWl'ld' er.- a,s the ro c k of GI' br'alte 'I' • A won-lenu.. EXPRI8~ION,'!' ! he was never idle. In Milan be modelled an IlOW t 1ley me I t an d so ft en .-h ow th ey WI. th a h. HZ el eye. nevDr~ elopes fr om ]ler "Many eyes ar13 (, be::mliful from ex- eqnestrian statue of Francesco Sforza; he also flash in scorn and swim in tear.!!, till husband, never chats scandal, prefers pression alone. Whatever' of good­ tnrned out of hl1nl cmlfltless drawings and de- one's heart is scarcely worth a mo- his comforts to her own, never talks too ne~s emanates from the soul'gathers in signs; he execllted moreover his maHerpiece, ment's purchase, even for a housewife's mUl.:h or too little-always is an intel- soft halo in the eyes; and if the IIhe Llst Sllppt'r,' and formed in the Academy I:t m"d~ the accqusition of a monument of tbird, the soft, swimming, sleepy tbe starR are gleamtng on'y; those that will not see/' is us true of great hi8toric interest-an eq les1ria.n sta.tue black eyes; and the fOUl'tll, the I But the gray is the eye of the morning, lind physical l!i.S of moral vision. By neg. of Joan of Arc, in armor, and holding in bel' lal'Q'e, well.set) and finely formed a truthful d.tyligbt brightness leot and(:ar~lessnes8, we have made '-' Con rols the pafsionale black with a flashing .. . hands the j.'rt'nch Ftalldard. This sta', ue, which black eye, "solemn as the h usb of silvery whitenes!>. ourselves tmable to discern hundreds. is a work of the b

The Caliph's Draught. [From Punoh.) sang the Light oj Other Days. Whereat they cried. These three men wept. Elm Street Brewery, Upon a tL,y iu Ramarlan, ONE-AND-THREE. Frfqnen tly the jug or the bottle went round. Wh~n SU[l"et brough·. an end oJf faIt, BY THAT DISTINGUISHED FRENCH NOVELIST, Presently they saw .everything going round. C. MOER1EIN 1 And in his stat:on every man FICTOR NOGO. Preput::d to !,lhare the gl \d rep 1St, " Lel's sh Jeep," said the beggar. They lay down. Anyhow. The MJ.rky, al­ N. W. Cor. Elm and Henry Sts., S.,ttl Mo'ltasirn in easy state; PARrr THE FIRsrr-ALL AT SEA. The rich meats smoked upln the gold i though very tired, remained drinking deeply CINCINN A TI, O. for a few moments-he gazed fix~dly at Ihe july 1 3ms. t15 The fa~.re:3t I:llave of those tha' \Vait, BOOK THE FOURTH -BILIB \RLO. =-==~-======The Caliph's drinking-cup did hold. be~gar, and' then Jay hack. ------IV.--Beggar, my Neighbor! -(continued.) To lie thus was to lie on the ground. Of crystal carven was the CIlP, The M lrkylooked-steadily at the mendicfllll. He profit, d by this to place one ear to the OReANS! With garnets set along the brim; He re~arded his rags, and it joke occurred tv ~arth. Throllgh his ht'ad he heard a !ltrange _.. -. A lid of amber closed it up : him about mend-i·can't. He booked it for his buzzing. A large and ~ell-assorted supply"of 'Tw38 a great King that gave it him. future entertainment. "I must be somewhere near St. B~es," he organs at varIOUS priees, to suit all Tne slave pourad sherbet to the brink, thought to him!'!elf. .- - .. I; Listen, J arne!'!, Marky du .Crow. , I have no classes of buyers, can always be found Mixed it with juice of pomegranate; hom'€'. I am not a lodger. I am a dodger. I The Marky fell asleep. at my store. W.th mountain sll)w-fbke! cooled the will take you to a cellar. There you will sleep. Instruments can be purchused on the drink, To morrow you can go where you please." . system of MONTHLY imltallrnents of $10, And bore it where the Cffi,' Bm')te th!:.' more low me!" The Marky followed him down some old· " The indentity of the ci-devant JameFl, Mar- ed they al'e lllsured by mortgages on City And mocked, and s;)ake a illgh t and drove the do,ss d :1 >u m, to start something like the old thing in the old Wine-House, And "p'ured hi" Apeckled stallion in, dtJs" • . L' A URORE fTlle MOj'ning Lightl.--This And cried "Labb!tyki /" "I am c.Jluel" " And this place? " IS t h e name of a French Protestant weekly NO. 603 WALNUT STREET. "14 Let; Ou.ves Nouveaux du Oidte. Yes I aay newspaper founded in 1866, and published in T hen down ward from her pri~on plale Erkenbrecher's Celebrated IVES The Arab lady joyous came; this place is Let; OuVe8 Nouveat~x du Cidre. I I Montrea', Canada, at $15~ [U'I.ited States, have been fortu[]ate in meetinD' wit.h our good . 00] per annll.m. contalOs artlCle3 on t:te SEEDLING, as well as all other na­ :She spread her veil before her face, ~2 I~ • 0 lmport?\nt qnestlODI' of the dav . a special cor- tive still and sparkling Wines by the She kissed hit'! feet, she called his name. fnend hf'fP, and a few of the old ones too-all re~pondence from France on El~ropean politi- oml.wa now-I <,ay I have been-" cal and religiouA matterl'l as well as general glasR, gallon, or barrel. ' " She pointed where the lord was lai.1 : " I understand. Who are they?" family reading and newf', ~tc , elC. Every Sunday at !It an ppicul'ean They drdlV him fOt,th j he whined for " Well, well, they are Milord Lovel, Milad i lunch. HATS. may 17 3m" grace. N.mcy Bell, La Fille d'Attj'apeur de Rats, Mr. T llen Mohtasim the C l.liph s;lid, V 11 likins aDd his Dinah-not a K ristiminstrel ~ ___ ~~~~-..r-~-_-"'--...rV"''''''-''''.~~~~ __ -''''''--_~~~.-'---'-.'-.-'''''.'-''-<-~-''''' ~ ~-- " She whom thou sm)test on the fac~ Dinah-Mr. Samuel Hall, )'(\'1 recollect Sam $3; $3 50, $4, and $5 Had scorn becauile she cd-lled her King; LION BREWERY Hall ?" Lo ! he is come !-;1od dost thou thinlr -AND- " Ah! " live, who didilt this bitter thing, To I The Marky turned to the mendicant and ~IAL11-I-IOUSE While MohtJ.sim in peace did drink?" ~TYLI~H STRAW HATS, askeo, "What is your name ?" F asbed the swift sword, rolled the lord's " Bilibarlo." -ON OUR- WINOIS CH, MUEHLHAUSER, bean, Tile M(1,rky refl~cted. The wicked bloed smoked on the s&ndj The mendicant Ban'!., ,: 0 dear, r::lggedy O! . TABLES, & BRO. liN ow bring tbe cnp," the Caliph said: What a jolly young fellow was Bilibarlo!" TO CLOSE OUT. Lightly he took it in bis hand, " I remember you." Plunl St.. brt. Wade & Libertv. , And down his throat the sweet drops ran. "Years ago you bought a song f'Jf me. One A. E. BURKHARDT & CO. CIJCIJNATI. Mohtasim in his saddle laughed, night at Evan:l's. In the ulden daYB. Also 112 West Fourth Street. And cried, "Taba ashrab ala.n, you gave me a cig!lr, a glass of something hot, I julylO 3m!;. Wallah, delicious is thi~ dralight I" and you shook hands with me. You were then I .. ,:=:======-Macmillan's. the son of your father, the GreiLt Crow. Then John Kaujftnan &' Co. AI NEATH~RJ ...... ~-- you ,;ere con.nected neither with a. Black.Troupe VINE STRE ET BREWERY E'. The camd i:; said to have several or wIth a CIrque. You made me proud and , Wholesale and Retail Furniture Warerodtns. -stomachs. Let us hope tho camel iii happy. I return the compliment. Tournez et I 604 Vine Street, Bet. Liberty &; Green St~. MattressPlil and Bedding, ·not troub:'ed with in iigestion. It t;autez, Jacques Corbeaul" I Cincinnati. Thev drank all round. NO.9 WEST FIFTH STREET would be too horrible. • . I Nr'Lager Beer constantly on hand. . Then Pii.ddlgreen sat down to the piaoo, and July 10 2mi. $10 (J H FOR BARLEY Between Main and Wa, lu ut, Cincinnati THE LAST STRAW. MR. GIGLjJdPz.-"Take care, Mr. Morton I-that was a stout old boiler, years ago: but the iron is rotten and rusty now, and a little more pressure will smash the whole c(}ncem."

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KENTUCKY ELECTION RETURNS . ., Only ten men were shot throughout the entire State, and the election created oomparatively little excitement."-DAILY BLUB-GUSS DERRINGER.

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I OUR EDITORS. The above is NOT intended to represent the Marquis de Rochefort counting the pro ceeds of a lecture-but is a faithful rtrait of the Bet· -Man of the Volksblatt .. THE GIGLAMPZ.

This benefactor of munkilld is Rieh- I gloves! I lun afraid the P. R. will CouncH of'Ten. The mockery of our THE GIGLAMPZ. ard Grant White-America'!:; Shake- never forgive Mr. White for not doing tribunals recalls tho old vertle­ PUBLISHED DAlLY EXCEPT WEEK DAYS. spearean Scholar. Some idea of the them that good turn wh~n he bad it in "What worth arebt,w8 wheD weaith alone is value of.. bis work can be caught from his power, 8tr()ng~ ::a:. F_ FARNY & CO. l. 0 b ] h -d' f \V ht'D to be poor j~ al ways to be wrong?)' itfl pr(~ f:aco, wereh th e aut uor says, _ ur se 0 ar t er. lscourses 0 .• PRO PR1ETOHS. "This book in its scope, in its purpose, John's.ri8ein the world of Stratford, I The vena~1t.y (lf~egI81ators has become a.n.d in. its method, is without a rival ~oIBewhat after the fashion in our day j so proverbl.al th.at noman can be elect- . d" t' d . 'b' ·+h d t' f cd now who haS' n-ot· macle some local :tmonL! It/il pre eCt:ssors. 0 . ePen In.g. ~ e g'ra :\ IOns rom ~. . . . !TERMS, !f.'~.l)(J j#er A~lIttH;" U' State l·"'pul·'tlon no a ro"" e f th ___ . ____ ._____ ._____ Mr. White':,:, success is due to hiB ward bummer to ci'~y father. John or . . ".n. "Ii? ~ ~u; 1 . e "trl'kl'Dt! ()ff intf\ n n"w path of in-' ofi t' th Itt· reJ>utatlOn IS natJonal, as JD Ben But- N .. TICE.-Tht? underaignt'd fi rm ha ve vur­ <' L> ."f>.... y waK rs a JUI'yman, en nn n e- ~s er, . '.' . cbased tbt: GIGLA:'.IPZ from it.'" f"rm~r proprie­ quit'y, The tieU of Shake peare's per- -I think this is a hit at the cru~aders' ler 1'1 case, lllS ca.lhug and electIOn are tors i and all ll!tterl3 and comlllunicatioDII mnRt Monal histury has been gone ovor 80 of- if .so Shake~peare will be outlawed sure f01: the ter.r:tl. of his natural life, hereafter be addres"ed to the new officii', N. W. t"'n that he knows that furthe.r research from the homes of the tetnperance Mu.n dO'u't care io.t' vei~s as t.hey did corner F. III rtb and RJ.ceslreetA. Frum tbi,. would be u~eless; 80 our sclwlar dotel'- folk, and they will give a wise nod fitty yea1'$ ago. They will m~et. you 01) date tbe paper win be mailt:rl on FrIday t'\'e­ miRed to ,wl~ite up the poet's relatives, wh~n told that .afterward he was the- street, t\tld.

be t e ve~e su ~ect t a as urrOW6 . 't' 0 Id b II h Bard of Avon, and make it a succest:;. '. . aS1 IS, won' e sm!t game, wen, WHAT an admirable picture of law, so many brows WIth thought, and been fi d thO t' d' t He DO doubt has something of the .. we can n Rume mg 0 In Jea e a thut makes it possible for two men to. the cause of such a laVIsh expendIture fl' . d d l' . . I l'e. plug noses on the boundary betwe(·n ldnd in view, for in his present vol- .. .. pro Igacy an ec me In SOCIa he,. of mldOlght Oil. Thls babe, who was h' h' th k t -.t' th States) without providing for a twin ume he merely commences with the called William, had no birthday-at w l~c. 1S e ey-s on~ Jur ~lO~e . aD: grandfather of the landlord of h M Who Id d' po IhCS, of a repubhcan lDstltutlOn". burial and a coroner! least none t at r. ItE\ COU 1S- Th' . th h H Shake~peare~s grandfather-a certain cover-and he scorns to gness, Yankee ere IS now runnmg roug ar-- Hichard Arden, page of the bed. per's Weekly an advertisement of a, chamber.to Henry VIII., and descend- thOllgll he be. wealthy jewelry firm in New York WE understand tbat Mark Twain ed frornTurchill de Arden, Governor But R. G. W. has done the next beAt -the name is of no consequen('e to the­ wants to diApose of the leuse he has of Warwick Castle, before the time of thing for the child: given him a chris- moral-,in which they advocate the taken upon tbe comet in company the Conqnest, in the reign of Edward tening day, 26th of April, 1564, and custom of changing rings with the sea­ with Ba.rnum. The sale of those state­ the Confessor. those who will insi6t on having a birth- som~, tbe wearing of something heavy rooms he has fitted up in the tail of As. this only brings ns back to the d~.t.v can choose any day prior to that and warm to bind the sweet fingere the comet it:! very slow. People have eleventh century, Mr, White is no date i t;here is no limit given, but it is when the winter winds are howling had enough tail in theirs. doubt acquainted with so~e Shake hoped every person will see the proprie- around the gables of your brown stone spo~trean David who clipped the festive ~~~'0e oiw~~~pp~nu~\J~~i~r;e c:~~:~ ~:cet~~ frodnt'hYou Pfrebtty Fifth Avenue belle, mistletoe in the forests of Arden, long an t en 0 uying something light THE editors of the GIGLAMPZ have before Julius ,Cresar set foot on time of the Confessor; also the llece8si- and gauzy as an ornament upon the ty of bring-ing this article to a close, !"t h tl h t b ih f J I ' heard with a great deal of rt1gret that Albion's shore. The poet's grandfather . '--' ( 191 S, W en 11e 0 rea 0 U Y IS now that th'lt personaolYe hus been aI'- bl . S'. th C f W' d d many supposed the cartoon pub1itlhed WftS Richard Shakespeure, a farmer of oWlDg Jrom eaves 0 m s, an rived at about whom there is "so little t' th d' t S'. last we~k upon the Pat -Eogers ·disas- Smithersfiold ,·'lear Stratforu-oll-Ay-on was mg e am Y Jrame; when the 't tel' mas me~nt to bt \ '41catm'e, .This if

To burlesque such jj dre~dful calam­ way be(~orne,:; rougher and darker' as ' - summit::! of the White Mountains, or- ity, by word, look, or deed, would re­ OUl' authur apIJfoaehes the "Great Un- Summer Rings, upon the fushion-girt shores of Long quire more hardness of heart than we !inOWD." Notice the following effort; Several y~urs ago the country was Branch. There is a t.ielicate and very have now or ever .;xpect to have; and it is labored but masterly; he suys: treated to the spectacle of Boss l'o~y·colorcd hue about this tempting W~ can most sincerely assure the pub­ .; Among the Shakespeares of Smith- 'l'weed, a Hwindler of huge proportions, ad"ertisement, calculated to excite the­ lic that nothin'g was further from our er:3field were two-John and Henry- standing upon his mountain of ill-got- curiosity of rattle-brained boarding­ thoughts than any such intention. who were of the age which his (Rich- ten gain, and exclaiming, with more school girle and society belles, who have­ Tbe sketche:--, though few, were tak­ ard's) sons might be, and who were impudence than the Roman Verres neither sense, culture, or inclination to­ cn on the 8POt, have been pronounced brothers. There appears to have been ever dared to express, "What are wipe away the rouge on the eurface of authentiC', and as /:luch were given to but one family of the name in the pla(!e. you going to do about it?" If the this painted idol, and see, in the hide­ our re~uer8; and the ti me allowed us and there is Lardly room for doubt BOBS had not resorted to such disgust- ous features that will be disclosed, a,. was so short that we were forced to that they eall~d him father." This b iog effrontery, he might now be clear vel'itable old foe with mereh-· a new plato the sketches in the body of the conclusive, although savoring a little of thc consequences from which face. The effeminate humbug "Of wear­ paper instead of in a supplement, as of Dunureary's style, and might bring money find influence would have re- ing summer rings differs from many was at first intended. to the mind of his readers the remark leased him. As it is, he may now visit temptationR inherited from the social It is certainly hu miliating to an­ of tbat exquisi te, "If you had a brother, New York, surrounded by officers and customs of the ancients, in this re­ swer or even notice any mean reflec­ would he like chestnut8?" robed in the prison garments, and be apect; that no author of repute of the- tions upon our motives; but. if this ex­ One of th~ brothers, John, of doubt- literally overwhelmed by the congrat.. olden time has ever dared to throw planation will help the public to real­ ful age, and who, we are to take for ulations of those he had robbed. The the halo of romance about h, or attri­ ize that fun is not the exclusi-ve object granted, culled Richard father, married punishment of this areh villain was bute-it. to anything but the rotten in­ of this puper, and that each cartoon is Mary, a seventh :daughter of the land- 80me comfort to the old Republican flnence of a decayed social gentility.. to be judged on its own merits without lord of Shakespeat'e's grandfather, Mr. spirit, whieh had grown into the hab- If researches in the neighborhood of any regard to the spirit or character Wh,ite does not tell us whether she it of sitting qdetly by the fire and the Forum, or in that grand old street of its next-door neigb bor, w~ shall was a seventh daughter of a seventh toasting its toes, instead of braving the of Pompeii, ever unearth the catalogue feel grateful that a step has been tak~ daughter; he could jf he chose. It is storms and sleet and hail of political or advertisement of some wealthy jew­ en in the right dire<:tion, cruel in another to trifle thus with his contests. The magnitude of this vic- eler who catered to the depraved and ---_e_·-- readers. tory, small though it was intrinsically, costly tast.es of the Domitian Era, we A.merica's Shakespearean Scholar. Witness again where he tells us the and disgracefully delayed, acted upon shall no doubt find the mercantile sid·e The search for a man who knows name of the street in which the poet's America like the siren's song, ] ulling of the case plainly and very beauti. anything about Shakespeare has long father lived-'twas Hendley Street, but us into a feeling of &ftfety, while a fully stated. But if we owned every linee been abandoned. The melan­ he keeps back the number;and wheth- pestilent. mass of lesser politi-cians square inch of Golconda's, mine, we choly cry of the Shakespearean schol­ er it had a cellar-door in front. were daily transforming us into beasts. would siake thom all on :6nding nO' ar, 4'How little is known of the man Then we are told that Shakespeare's We had 'disabled the leader and forgot reference to Juvena'} :in 8-bppb'rt of the who wrote for aU times f" fmoms the father was a glover, but left to conjec- the army of harpies who were pluck- custom. And it will be worth 8~me­ dark. spot on the fa lr shield of every ture whether he ever put on the ing out our eyes; forgot that they thing, inaslXluch A8 thi8 New York 1i~Dl eommentator, from Rowe to Dyee, and gloves. What an honest glow of pfid~ wer~ more dangcrou8 from their C9m- bas been .insuliing enough to father it seems as though t.he stain WIlS ~o re­ would mantle the brows of Sam OolI- pl\rative insignifioance; and to-day we the elegance of summer rings upon main indellible. yer and Barney Aaron if our author, are vastly more ring-ridden, in every luvcnal, to see just 'What that gentle.. American genius has succeeded, how­ on the word of a Shakespearean schol- department of the body poJitic, than man has said about the matter. In art had assured them that the poet's! England was under the Star-Chamber the First Satire, when groaning as n() everl in burnishing the spot., 80 as to leave but a shadow remaining. paternal director had donned the I government~ or Venice under the I other ever did about the morals of THE GIGLAMPZ. 3

Rome, he introduceR a creature CI1110d to be pious, when theT are on ly bilious. : given the pulpit oratory of Henry in bronze and inaceessiblo to the puh­ Crispinus, a pampered favoriLe of the Now we propose that a bronze or Ward for years. lie. Perhaps it would be of interest Emperor-a low. bred, slave·born rep- iron pump be raised at one end, boar·l Perha.ps, too, a great dl'al of what. to some of our readers to perU'~e & tile from the scum of the Nile-who itlg on it, as bras~ ornamentA, a medal-I the orthodox sheets cilll godles~ venom copy of "a verbal translation from the flaunts his purple robes before the pop. ,Hon h e ado f the opcn.letter-writer Iis excited by the diElgr'aceful pro\;ced - oldest journat known, 168 years before ulaee, « splashes rebuke on virtue" I Stanton, and the e!oquont Rowley ings of the whitewash eommittf.}(}, the birth of Christ: "Consul Lucini­ from his chariot wheels, as Rossetti· Poley, who lately discovered that he There is enough charity 8till left in us was the acting Judge to-day,-There would say, and fans his summer rings:: was nn orator because be had a hlrge the world. for the fr.tilties of geni,u8, was a heavy thuuder.,torm, a,nd the

.·(C And as his fingers sweat beneath tte freight I mouth. plenty of It, aud a full, free confesslOn lightning split an oak at the foot of Orief, "Save me from a gem of Ilrea'e: And then for a motto, what could ,vould have made that cha.rity overflow the hillR of VeIL-In a hostelry at. t.he w~igh(! " ! be more appropriate than q Dost thou like the Nile in springtime. foot of the hills of Jllunes, there was a . Now Ju.venal knew, of course, that Ithink because 1hou art virtuous"there The country simply demands ,an fight, in which the landlord was badly If Rome III any ca~e of emergenc!, I shall be no more cakes and ale? honest search for the t,r~th, as uneqUlv- wounde,j.-1'itinius punished Rome wanted a man to WIeld a lance, thIS --_._-.... - oeal, as uncompromHHng, as Beoch- butchers on account of their selling sweet-scented coxcomb would pawn Have we a Prophet among usf er's pursuit of the devil and all his muat which had not been inspected; his rings to buy a ticket for Egypt; 1 f we have, let i,t or ,him profit us. works have been for so many years of f the money th us puid WItS used to erect which showed at the same time the Hal,i, the. An 0 1 n ~e ,d (by-the-by, his ministry. There is less evidence a chapel to the Goddess Laverca.-The sawdust stuffing (If the custom of sum- anOInted wlth w~at ~. JS Itgooa,e grease, of infidelity or fiendish malice in that broker Ausldius fled from town to-tiny, mer rings, and also its dunger to the hear's fat, or· baH' 0111) has Just pro- demand than of a high-toned wish to taking money with him belonging to ~tate as a degenerate weed. If our claimed to the world that on the 9th know whether we have plaster gods in other people; he was caught and had gold.plnted miss,es and y~ur:.g men who day of, Septem.ber nextO'. the Fre~~h our Pantheon or not,; if we have, the Ito r~fund the money,-The briga,nd have let the rmg mama, now pro- and Germans Will be tUg?lll,g at e,tch prof'pel'ity of the Church depends up~ Demlphon. who was captured by Officer poseJ, percolate through .their veins ?thet· s t~t'oats. Now tIllS. lS va1ua.ble on kicking them ont: if we have not, IN erva, hit...; been erucified tc)-day.-rrhe like a narcotic, are not sati~fied with mfol'matwn for young WIves ,who~e give us the proof, The impression be- fhtHla from O$ti:t arrived to-day." ,Juvenal's scorn, perhaps they will be young husbands are travollOg 10 earning i'\omewha.t general that the I Y')U can 8BO fI'om' this that it was in int~re~ted to read a very graphic ,de. 'I F~~nc~:, and fo~ mo.ther~ wbos~ soni' Beeeb{:r rnve~tigHtion i~ ~oing more,to: ohle~ times pretty much the sa~e .scrIptIon of Roman morals at thl) tune n.te btwg educated In GermanJ, and batter down the "tradltlOn of ChrlA- 1 as III our da.ys; we only Wish this fashion in rings was intl'Oduecd. possibly al~o for powder ma.~ufacturer8 tianity'l than a cart·load of athcifliical : that our officials would attend iO We quote a passage frem ~fr. James and gnn:;ormth~, But for U , m genelal; bookg, is due to cel·t.uin long-robed, to the butchers llS well as Hannay, which needs no comment and it is of no more importance than sanctimonious priests of the er;ed who \ TitiniuR did. It must be of intoreRt to may serve as an educator: Parkhurtii's desCI'iption of the tail of can not see that the f,tll of Beecher !journalists to kno\v that Julius Crosar, "It was a monstrous and nnnatura] perlod, the last comet. N?w we pr~pose that does far less damn.ge to the Christian! the grettte"t of all Romans, paid RpC .., ,that in which Juvenal (iveo, of gigantic opn Elan should turn hl~ theologlOal teles- faith than the disl'oputa.ble a.ttempt to I cial attention to jOl1l'nalism. He saw Ience and tita(1ic gin: It lime both of blood and cope, upon our affairs ~ere at h.ome, conceal it. I the ncces~ity of instructing his peopla ,luxury; when the world ale and drank more, and De, at once our momto~ und frIend,! I in everything occurring in the State, !ied and blaftphemed more, than it had ever For lUstance, we would lIke to know, . 30urnalism ~wo Thousand Years I nnd we tind this quotation in Sucton- -done hefot'{>, The soul is in a.u atmosphere (you k"now - _go..A close and hot j doudy with coarse pPrfumt', 1US : Where the next fill will be; how ThC'ro seems to have been a necessi- "Jul]'U8 C .. nsa" ns soon "8 he had ""n" 'fi'here tbe flowers and the vegetation have, CQ 1 ... .. '" with monstrons proportioo!l,somethi1l2g1aring many council~~n !t will take to fill it; ty, since ti~~ ,immem~rial, among, at I tered his public'office, caused not only ..and ghostly in their beIH:Jt.y, and something and how fong It .WIll star ~II:d. . least half-c!vlhzed natIOns, to brmg I to be written, but also spread among sickly in their breath. Foul figures of every When the OhIO & Mlt'\8ISSIPPI R, R. evc.nts of Illlportance to the knowl.! the people the proceedings of the Hen- land swarm around you; brawny murderers Co, will pay a ten-per-cent. dividend edge of the people by the medium of ate." , from the Dahubp, and dusky, gre:lsy scoun- . . tId ,. . T I . d .drels from the Nile-aU tha.t is bad is near, on Its ornamen a engrave paper,! wrltlD~: ~ t ~:8 'pur~.os~ an8we~e This. was tl~e ,first political pa~er1 There are sounds of revelry allied with un- caned stock. I~he hle,rogl:; pIne lUS?llptlOns of "he f}od as It cont:.uued ne.ws about "oul\o- utterable shamE'. ThE:' clashing of cymbals Is Rogers the coming sculptor for . .E:;;Yl'tam~, the tomO$ of B~1.bylon, inO's births doaths executions and :and the notes of lutes, the gleam of gold 3.11d the Sinton fountain? Icovered by Assyrian characters, the I b 'd .~ b {'k d ' h winE', do not charm here; they tprrify. The If Beecher is convicted by his own: Phcenician tablets, and the ,,,,"ell-known. :nec ot('s, ~ can, e 1 en~ ver~ m~c smoke of the wicked feasts blots out tbe committee, what will be the text of·bi's I Marmor Radium, I 0 ~~br I m~ et·l'r _lpero t seed,nsthln- heaven above you, and like !he drifting smoke t? I TI 'fi' R . 1 . 2000 ere 1 e, u .t can be prove, a t very nex sermon, lle r;:.t oman Journa , ovel 1 d ' tl ld' h I rea from a funeral pile is heavy with tbe odors of Among the dreadful uncertainties of \ years ago, appeared only once a year. u,t y lU 1e °t tlmes t,l ere wehre ,death." . 'f hI' f . I· ':l d - 11 b s enoO"rap h ert3 wno too k uown t e thlS h e, w at t 10 verdlCt 0 a Jury Tins paper, mtem e especla y to e °h d' th St' Now 'nl V'loW of the bad relatl'ons, , .. I··, b h spcee. es ma e m e ena e or In 1 v WIll be lU any gIven cause, ranks read by tbe publIc, was known y t e bI' Th II d N· ., ., these summer rina's have had, we hope h N I . th I 'I A . 1M' . Th d't f h' I pu IC. ey W()re ca e H.r otarn '-' . among t e greatest. ow lere. 18 e . tit e nna ~s~a.rlmL eel or 0 t IS ',,\ . most devoutly, and we have somethIng fi ld l': II· 11 IT ld 1 d· kith "P tel' M' "and we find a place In tiuetonl us whore (' lOt' a. e con laveaes l paper was e on hex .l. aXlmUI-l, A . . b h ,of a right to demand, that the ~ew I at the foot of the Court house stairs, \ whose duty it WitS to chronicle all im- ugustus IS angry ecause t e steno.. York firm who have made themSelV('s/ d £' ··11 t' d 1 t thO Itt t f tl Th graphers ropo.-ted the speech of Cresar . .. an lor a sma 8 'pel. revea o· e. POI' an even 8 0 1e year. e news I . . .a disrrusting laughing-stock to the I!" 'l't' I th t' d d i . 'tt h't d t bi t for Metellms m a very imperfect man· o pa e-laCeQ 1 Iganll'3 e yo unron ere . wa.'3 wrl en on w 1 e woo en a eST eommunity, win call back the drum· d' tid tt h d t tl r 'd nc s of th . nero hero must have been repol'tcl"FI, vel' IC . 'an a ao e 0 le eSI e eel. , mel'S they have sent out with effemi~ One who has a theological liO'ht or.!citizens, It must have been i1 very iJud~mg from a. l.etter of Cicero to nate credentials .,. , . b I ., d R \ CoolIus' also private reporter~ who . ,the mtense brdhancy of our fellow-,.. curlOuR8Ight to see the 01 omans· th 'd h d h-' We know they are seeking notoriety, 'eitizon should not use it up, in send- crowding around these tablets to get a ~a ere t e.new~ an ~~n~ t em ~Y,tho 'on the principle that the evil that men IinO' our long ray all the way to Ell- !look at the latest news, But the thirst curses p~bhcu81 an lDstltute SImIlar 1· .... os al'+er tb .... m . but gl've the fine .1:::0 .' I . . to our mall throughout the provinces d I) 1. III v, ,rope, but S110Uld place It on one of our; after knowledge and CUflOSlty of the I , • t' old common-sense of the AmerICan liill-tops, and let us natives have the! people grew rapid1y, and in such a ~ou c~n see ,by thl.S that Aletba 8 tIl-ere :g mll('h wo··th . I' I I h h h sayIng Tbere IS nothmrr new under people.' (and•• , ~ , ~ ."1 benetit of the supernatu:,u g are. measure t at t e go~ernment-t e ~'." . 0 , trustmO' III It y"t) one more opportun-I _____ .. _____ 1.' f th' ·1 t:' d 't the sun, IS verified once more. e . . Iion y Issuer 0 e Journa -lonn 1 I • ity to strangle nonsense and corruption Pla.ster Gods. I If· bl' d t '. d" It' -[Translated from the German. . , • I •. , se 0 1ge () Issue. a U,lly. .IS ... by d-l'oppmg Ulysses and Ius crew I' notIOn which some mor- I vert· interesti'no' to know that some or A Q th . t t' .. ..The~bsut'd .. .. . l.J· b . ... vou ern paper goes 10 0 ecs aSles at the end of their second term, If' bidk reIiu'iousjournals have trwd to, these J'our'nal~ hnving reached '>041 l d hI" . . I .J • 0 . , j' '-,' <... j over a young a y w 0 recen t y wen" T the people fall Hl that, we shull be chaperon into popuTarltJ , that a paper yenr" aI';O s'till in existence The n'l.me I' t G . 't f d' .. , \ I • rr . ' .1 . . '1' . ' • ,. _, i· Ll "; • . , , ' . IU 0 a eorg;a. 01 y rom an a JOInlUg ready our<:>dves t) take an Roeney fUI . IS necrs<.:arirV wfidel W.h1Ch dale~ to! of tlll~ JO'lrn'll was Acta POlntlt Ro_1 , t 'th b tt d' , k r • ~. ~ , '..) ~~. ,I .., \ , , '. . C(lun y WI ogg:;, q er, nn ClUl' ens summer rings. -.__ . questIOn the ,mnoe.cace of ~1.[. Beecher, I manz Dwrna, u,:ld apear?d dtl.1ly mther Ifor sale. After giving a graphic de- .Memorial to FoUy. ~ opens up a Uls"uS'

one little corner for the inaugurat!on : el:im.~s as he has forlllerly enjoyed for pt'l.per,~ I ft'om ~h~ want ~f the necessary aro~ud her wagon ,:i,th. curi,osity ~n of a. memento of the late crusadIng hiS VIrtues. matellal, pohtlCa.l artICles were not then' eyes and admit t),tlon m their folly, II As the one was great, perhaps more to be had. Nevertheless, according to hearts; the old mon wept for joy that . . 1 f lIth' f th R G t 't there was one who had not howed to The frantIC fanatICS who led the extended than any c ergyman 0 mO~-1 e VIOWSO . e o. man overnmen) I B 8h Id h . ' . , ,I ' t . I' d . t d d • ~ aat. e so er country produce, p~aymg ct'u8ade deserve a testimonIal, ern times could boast of, t?e other ,was I was ~ rue Journa, an . In ~n e . as went home, milked the cows, cooked which may serve at least as a warning also great; and the prommenco gIven' readIng. matter for the publIc, whwh supper for ten farm-laborers, and went

to other soft.heads who make the fa. , the Beecher-Tilton imbroglio, is only I, might also b~ inferred from the fact Ito chu,~ch that night with her sweet­ milia.r mistake of thinking themselves I a necesstl,ry sequel to the prominence I that the arcblves of State were carved ~ heart. I • THE

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Achievements for Wag~rs. than to the boat, drnggi ng the pole / Field<' and it is possible that next ~ear we I Kau!bach went energeticllly t} work,/ and, -- around, and the lev~rugc thus sinO"u- may lind a bronze monument of Blilmarck, aided by hil! comradps embellished the naked Some of the achievements dc-pendi ng larly obtained 8uffi(:ed to give a ve~c- with a Elcythe in his hand, on this same fi@lrl, 19'3.1111 with picture!'. ' When the work was on the incelltive ()f wa,~el·t:! w~re in . . jllst a~ we find one of the Emperor Joseph \ fin' h d th b" .. i h' , which be • _ ...... , notice in M. Baltard's monograph of the Villa a wager that he would stand for a u.sed with appuently g~ehatdBkill. h:he Ban- Art Notes. Mt'dici, we have absolute:, no record of the 'd 'th rlan peasants were astonlS t' at t 18 proof of school of fine arts still existing al Rome, the B1'1 WI . ' woeh 1 d ay on L on d on. 0O'e , • skIll on the part of a gentlemao who appeared . An exhibition of the works of Hying arti~tl', lounrd' atlOn of which is due to Colbert. And a tray full of good, sterlIng sovereIgn", to thePl to belong to the upper clatl!'l(>fI, and . open to all countriell, is to be held ill Amster- yet it can not be said that materials are wanting and fail to find customers,for them at a expressed their adllliration accordingly. As 'dam in Septemher.lt will include paintings" for the preparation of such a workj there they

penny a piece. T.he report is that he soon as the Prince had left Qff mowing ~he· sculp~Ule, architectural design~, ~ and tea. h b un d ant d etalls . trans- play of antJPodea~ 10y"lty was duly prospect of a good harved~ which lay before impression. One seems to see in it the whole I mitted to ParIs by the various directors throw appreciated. Herdegger, Master of them. history of the Bufferings or the several 6gnres, , great light both upon general history and upon the Revels to George II., was comid- The Chancellor was ha~dly out of sight of I The ineane men and women, gathered together jlhe developmen~ and vicissitudes of Colbert'iJ ered to be the uglieflt man in England the poor peasants when a E!tranger, who had' in the court-yard of the institution, have each' u Eeful fonndatlon. Although the correa A wager was laid that a competitor watch€d the scene very attenti~ely, came up to ~ marked individuality .. The hqman pa.ssions ~ond~nce belonging to ~hat 8tatesm~n's admiD.. . d btf 1 b I I b ~ d the latter and asked them If they had any 10 these un(ortu natell d1storted and magn ified lstratlon no longer eXBtE!, except 10 the most for t h18 OU U f onor couS (G'l' e loun "dI ea Wit. h w h om t h ey h ad .IlPOk en. 'N'' 0,' are pictured with a 'maste!'.-hand. Kaulbacb• (ragmentary con d'mon, . M . Lecoy de la Marche An old woman rom • t. I. es ~as replied the lender of 'the scythe, "but· at any gave, concerning the production of this pic- hall been able to supply, in a volume entitled brought forward, and tbe umpire, WIth rate he 8eems to be a good farmer-to me at ture, the f,,!lowing account: Corn~liu8 wa.'1I' L'academie de France a Rome,' the dtficien­ Heideggcr's o.wn approval, was about lea!;t, and I ought to be a judge." "Well," called by King Louis of Bavaria to 1\Iunich, cy from,olher @ourc(>,., and from the year 1687 to award the palm to her; but Heid- replied thestrang~," he iii no leRs a person than to fre~co the walls of the new royal palace, 'the series goes on consecutinly until the disor­ eggf'r, ill I'(,sponse to a suggestion, put Prince Bis~lLrck;". :' What!" excla~med ,t,b,e aided by hi~ be~t pupiIi!. Youni Kl?-l~ch ganization of the Academie in 1~92. M. Lecoy OIl the old w0man's bon net, to render peasant, bew1ldertld with the,lnformatlOo : It was not among the number selec(edb~ th~, ue~ la.~ar~e,.?ollld n~t very easdy prlJd~ce. the -d" - . I· tl dd' was he who ueed my 8t deelhed t;uffi,~ient]y far w·hole collectIOn of JetterA; he has hmlled the con ItlOlll:!. more cqu 'd'bJ, le a bl 1- not part Wit• h'It f or any money. " S'aymg thiS,. advanced in his art to take part in execnting 'lmseh' '" If to t bose b zarmg . IJpon the fine arts and t I'onal u, proceeded to 8ee the friend, the physician of an insane-a .. ylum, nea:- necticut deacon in church meeting, "that I jngcnuity. He caused a circular canal spot and ~cythe, and to converse with the Dusseldolf, who cheered him up in this wise: I am afflicted with a m08t ir~piou:5 and de­ to be dug, 100 feet in diameter and happy owner of the latter. The Englishmen I If the King of Bavaria won't have your! praved son, Thou knowest that he will nine feet wide and filled with water' were desirous of buying the 8cythe which had frescoing, and that of your young comrades,' swear, ano. lie, and steal, and do all sinful . tal p' ole equal in length t~ become such an interesting object, and were, said he, 'I will, as I will prove to you, by things. Thou knowest that on the last Sab- a hOrIzon , . . b th 1 h lk' 1 ,1' f' h ' 1 . t d overb:dding one another in their offers to the giving you a commle~lOO. In the large ball a { ay e was seen wa ~mg {own the 0 t C Cll:e t' the raulUS e, waR" plVO e peasant; but he refused to part with it, saying of my asylum you may d o_as.. m'lch fre8coing pnnclpa' , 1 s t ree 11l the VI'11 age, Wit. hI'lIS hands at one end to a strong po~t. III the in his broad B:J.v~rian dialec', "It is a treas- as you like. As for moner, I can promise you in his pockets, whistling the following un­ middle, and fastened at the other end ure to me now, a'lid I will keep it, but ever,- none; but you shall have a plenty of good godly tune "-and the congregation were as­ to a boat; a hor:-e trotted in a smaller bady may see it," wine to quench your third, and a good supply tounded to hear" Yankee Doodle" flow me" circle, at a point nearer to the post The field has been christened" Bismarck's of bread and cheese to still your hunger.' lodiously from the deacon's pursed-up lips. THE GIGLA.MPZ.

[From PUilch.] And the crowd excla;med. as with one voice, The Federation Artist'ique Rt",les tha.L a Ven~- !Elnl ONE-AND-THREE. " Hoop la! lCllk!" tian foun.:ler, nam!:'d Giodaoi, hss dil'covt'r€d a . Street Brewery, ~fen with iUlIlrtlment8 now came forward n(Ow proct'sil of calltinl!. b.... the uperation of BY THAT DISTIN(~t:ISH£:U }.'RENCH NOVELIST, The big drum followed by braAA. They struck which, find at a single flow of the liqllid metal, C. MOEB1EIN, FICTOR ~OGO. up the overture of Le Chev(tl de BroTlze. The not only large Rtatlle<, but group" of lI,mlt young man knelt before the Marky. Again the elaborate complexity, can at ooct' be produced, ~. w. eor. Elm and Henry Sts.) PART TIlE FIRST-· ALL AT SEA,' excted ~rowd bllrSL outwitb~- and with so fin~ a finish that IJ{) stlPplemeotal CINCINNATI, O. , Hoop l:l ! [chk ! " chbeling is required. He has t'xemplitied july 1 ~lHlS. ~V'i BOOK TIlE FOUKTH -BILIB.).RLO. The Mark)'" was among friend:'!. Ihis in a sutue of Leda wi!h perfect I'UCCeS8. V.-,cofl,tirHu:d.) The young man, who in additien to the uni· ------Suddenly the land~c;tpe became tE-rrible. An form wor~ a brilliant !!carf fringed with #/:old, Mr Ruskin declares .that he believes OReANS! apI!aaing, inde8crib.tbl~ trumpditlg, aft of some said;- "solemnly and without jel"t that the .... - tremendous blaEting opt'ratiom. Thell, every" WI:: have been seeking you. I am the I English nristoeracy's' idea of their A large and well~'al"l~ol·ted slIpJ.1y of other minutE', a deep resonant" 0," the uplift- Master of the Ring. This is our troupe, We organs at varif)t1f5 priceR, to suit all caste is that its life should be, distinct- ing of a thOllsanrl Rympa'hetic human voices in I haveju;>t commenced a successful tour in t h e ela:-:ses of buyer!'; {'un always be found an agonized unison. Tnen a bursting of fiery I provincef'. We have included fi'eworks and ively fl'om inferior hu man lives, spent at my store. meteors in the air, a!'\ though giaut~ were bt:-j the blowing upof S~va~topol. Yuu were ad- in sbooting ..... Have English gentle- Instruments can be purchased on the sieging heaven itself with f'UriOU8 artifice>! of! vertiRed as our great novelty. You are bere." meu," he asks, "as a clUbS any other system of MONTHLY i ll:"talJrncnts of $10, 1ir~. C>tnnon buomed in the 8tianes~. Then! Then be 8mack.:d his ~~hjp, and cried, 'L',JDg renl object in their whol~ existence I $15, $2H and $25 each. fuuntains of fire rose in tbe valley. Then came liv~ Marky du CNW I Hoop la! tcbk I"~ than killing birds 't" I F ""ICK'S a d\!nse smoke. Then nothing. It wa~ sudden! Through the depths of the wood ~welled a I • W'. HELJ.U. and '·earful. Once more, and for a few second8 'I' wild triumphant clamor: '" Long Jive Jim ...... ~-- . only, the fire blazed forth afresh with qOlld- Crow! LJDg live 1vhrky D,.I Crow! Hoop lal The great couehing-lnn of Alders- i MUSIC-STORE, rupled fury. Lurid light!'! from the dism.nt! lchk!" gate Street, in the old tin:e, was the I ~fo. 278 W. SIXTH STREET, empire of B:!ngal ournt swiftly and va'nished.IThe Malky turned to the youog d£cer. "Bull and Month." The original name I CINCINNATI, o. A million rocKetP, like burninginterlac~d rain'- "Your nJ-me?" of this inn was "Bouiogne Mouth," in l}fa 3 6 t bows, ~hot intJ the air, and crackled to their. 'i Widdicomb Junior." allUSion to tIle town and harbor of ======-======~==== doom. Then sticks fell. Then silence. The "Good. I remember your ancestor years BIb·ou ogne, eSIege d I.uy H enry VIII . FINANCIAL. rapidity of tbe transition from yell~ and ago, wben I was a boy at Astley's." abJute, and loar of fi.imes to silenCt', wasaw- .. Hat!hley's," said the young man. But the "gne" being generally pro- $390,000 to Laon OD. Mortgages ful. And ail the crowd excla.imed, "'0",r8Y for nounced by Londoners ('on/' it gradu- this Week. The old man murmured to himself, ashe Hd~bley'sl" ally became "an," and it only required :'he Real Estate Savings Bank gazed upon the scene, "I~ it the Czar at the .. Explain.," ~aid the Markey. the small addition of "d" to make Is in positi'ln to ofi't'r loans on improved ("YJstal Palace?" ., Notbing more simple. There is a. French "and" of it. The first part being be- first-class city property, for the period of 1 No. He remembered that, from the coast of l!ircus which has taken our ground. They.c tl . d "b 11" f't It' to I) years, in sums ranging from $30 to h' Id b d" 1 . • . lore 11 s rna e a u 0 ) I was U 1- $30 000 at liberal rat~s. We also offer loan Boulogne, t 1.8 wou nu~ e 80 Istmct y VISI-,' heard of the novelty we. intended to introdu?e. I mately converted into the "Bull and on good Bonds and Stock Gollaterals. hle. One thlOg was eVldent. Then> were, Nigger Minstrelsy never before heard 10 Mort2'aa e notes, County and State Bonds. Month " ~ ,., • there had been, fireworks between the village of I France; bones, banjo, and all perf()rmed on . bought and sold. Customers will please Trislesse and tbe hamlet of L'ettu chaud. I horseback. You did not a.rrive; they attempt- _ ••• - bring their papers with them to save time. · I' d Id h'· k . 'b A f, • pape sa th t th Furthermore we offer 6 per cent. on de- Through the br1sl 109 an wi t IC et WhlC I t:'d to frustrate U;T. \Ve wilhpoil their season., oreJgn.. r ys a e cure . f' h"fi d f h d h b fj h POSIts 0 SIX mont s cert! cates, an 8 per lIurrounded him on all sides the Mark, saw a The peopleat Boulogne are anxious to see U~, or y rop .0 Ia IS or any 11erson w 0 cent. on twelve month's certifiates, provid- troop approaching Irregularly, leaping and IWe are 011 our way. Without you we could h~s bee~ bltte.n by a ,mad dog to. get ed they are insured by mortgages on City ehouting with excitement Th f "1 d' h . hImself nnmedlately bItten by a VIper. property. • I flO~ appear. ey al e In t e provlDce~. I h . b h'· f' Hh~ first thougbt was O::le of curiollity. Were We have succeeded!' t e a~tagoDlsm etwe~n ,t e v.lrus 0 J. N. STOECKLE No. 66 W. Thud St. the armed? If B'}, with what? With needles "y h the. ammal and reptIle securmg the m;::::::ay y. 1/ \)u ave no po ~,"terl". patIent from theth~ ill effect~ of either ~ =31:=::8=m======To• be hemmed'bI 10 by needles renders escape' t..t 'I No. Btlt now you are here we phs]}•. go in b't1 e. Th'18 d'Iscovery was,, . lt . seems, GERMAN AMERI~AN BANI Impos-l e. . . . I for It. A hortle II! ready for you. W III you by Dr. Jitzki. If a viper is not - On they came, yelhng, howlIng, Rhont1ng, accept it"" t h d d· B ttl d' t' /. h d S dd 1 . . • a an, we Ie. 0 e viper 8 mg and craslnng through t e brush woo. a en y " Yes. Let's CJt the dialEct, and come to should therefore be sold. he distinguished their cry. [be 'osse!!." --OF-- .------~--- ...... ~-- "Jam~;:, M trky dll Orow ! Du Crow! James I A groom led forth a spotted horse with a There is nothing that will chaDge CroN 1 Jim! Crow!" It Wsed works settled tht:m." The latest issues of the illustrated press j The Giglampz, as huntsmen, soldiers, sailor", ny m phs, " 'Vhose troop was it ?" c. H. MUELLER'S Diana!:1, Mr. Piekwick, C Juriers of St. Peters­ " Zaflgher's." And all the choicest pPriod:c'llliterature of the burg, Paul Pry, N;;1poleom in Jack-bootEl, .. Ah ! the same that announced they would day, for sale at Hawley's Newl'-depot, 164 Vine Street. while two of the wildest were white all over, join the Royal Procession when the Northern Wine-House, with red splotches on their faces, and spots of' Princess entered the Metropolis? " • NO. 603 WALNUT STREET• Vt\URORE [Tile Morning Lightl--This the some color on their dresses, " Yes." is the name of a French Protestant weekly Erkenbrecher's Celebrated IVES The Mark] took off hid bat, turned his wig, H How many are they?" .newspaper founded in 1866, and published in SEEDLING, as well as an otller na­ opened his coat, cocked his h'i.t without letting " About one hundred." Montreat, Oanada., at $150 [United States I tive still and sparkling Wines, by the it go off, struck his banjo, struck an attitude, " Any women? " $200J per annnm. It contains article3 on th; important qlw~tion~ of the day; a I'lpecial cor­ glas~, gallon, or barrel. a.nd exclaimed:- .( Two. O..le dressed as a Vivandiere." respondence from France on European politi­ Every Sundny at g! an ppicurean "I am the man you seek. I am James "Ohildren ? " cal ~nd rel!giol1s matter!'!, as well as general "Y~8. Acrobats; in charge of another wo­ famdy readmg and newp, etc, etc. lunch. Marky Dtl CrJw, deilcend~nt of the two great may 17 Sm. families of Jim CCQW and Du Crow, beredi­ men." tary Nigger and Eq llestrian blBiness combin " Her name? " HA.TS. ed." " Lulu, I fancy, as she escaped with a sin­ "Great, powerful, and unexa.mpled aUrae­ gle bound." SS,$S50,$4,andS5 LION B.\'!EWERY ~ion. Air you read,? Off!" .. " Engage them all. At good salaries. We He looking down, expecting to see hiaaself can pay. They can not. Strike up ! " taken jn an attitude. He expected at least to And as the band recommenced, the Markey find lorgnettes leveled at him. Instead. he saw standing on .his t(ained steed and playing STYLI~H STRAW BAT~, WIN~:S~~T:U~~~:USER himself surrounded by strange beings in pic­ the banjo, cantered' twice around the circle, --ONOUR-- J tUrePque attitudes. A tableau. Then rose. a which was by this time strewn with sawdust, $~ TABLES, &, BRO. about. jumped through two hoops, If apt the barrier, TO CLoa:m OUT. "Long live James Marky Du Crow! and rode away. Plum St., btl. Wade & Llberly, Long live the Marky I" Once more the crowd cried, "Hoop la! A. E. BURKHARDT & CO. CIJCINI!TI. Now, for the nrilt time, he 88W horseP., cream­ tchk! " 112 West Fourth Street. Julyl03ms. eolored, spotted, piebald, black and gray, all [TO BE CONTINUJm.] ri~h1y caparisoned, being led up toward him .... John Kauffman .e Co. in the distance. You may safely take a bull by the He was surrounded by a troupe de cirque. A. NEATHER, A yOU'lg man in a uniform, something be­ horns, if they are tipped. VINE STREET BREWERY, Black Sh~ep have been seen in the Wholesale and Retail Furniture Warerooms, tween that (j{ a naval officer and a royal groom, 604 V"Ule Street, Eet. Liberty" Green Ste. lIattresse8 and Bedding, passtld through tbe crowd, a 10Dg driving-whip Zoological Gardens. Clnclnnat.1. in hand, and stood before him. The bookworm has been known to .rLager Beer constalltl,r OD hand. NO.9 WEST FIFTH STREET.I " Hoop la I tchk J " live to a great age. Jul,rlO ~., 110 ~ H FOB BA.BLET Between Main and Walnut, Cincinnati )

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