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JUNE 24,1993 VOL 70, NO. 53 May term enrollment hits all-time high

by Ed Gray news editor More students attended May session this year than ever before, according to JMU's Office of Institutional Research. Over 3,000 students were enrolled in the three- week term, and 263 more students attended this year than in 1992. "I think May and summer sessions are good programs," said Jeff Noble, Assistant to the President "The facilities are here and the professors are willing to teach the classes." Senior Rachel Stouffer attended May session and plans to live in Harrisonburg all summer. Though she studied a lot for her May session course, she felt "it was nice to get that class out of the way." "I didn't take as many courses as I should have my freshman and sophomore years so I'm really playing catch-up now," Stouffer said. "But I am determined to graduate next May." Director of Institutional Research Frank Doherty said the total number of students enrolled for summer courses will not be available until late July or early August It is too early to determine if this summer's enrollment exceeds last summer's total of JANET DRISCOLL/THE BREEZE 2,464 students. Combined May and Summer enrollment for the working at jobs they've established during the year, suggested he take summer classes at JMU. 1992 summer sessions was 4,206, the highest especially out-of-state students who have to pay "It was kind of my parents' decision for me to combined total ever. higher tuition. stay this summer," Allen said, "but I don't mind. It's According to the June 9, 1993 issue of The Senior Betsy McGrath from New Jersey is not bad." Chronicle of Higher Education, an increasing spending her second summer in Harrisonburg And for still other students, summer school is number of students are taking summer courses to working and taking classes. simply a way to get away from home. avoid tuition increases in the fall. Some California "I am here mainly to take classes, but the fact that "The reason I am here is not educationally community colleges, the issue reports, could have I have a job in town made the decision to stay oriented. One month at home was plenty for me," student fee increases of 200 percent this fall. definite," McGrath said. said senior Derek Anderson, who returned from Though the increases are not so severe at JMU, Other students, such as senior David Allen, are home but did not attend May Session, "After three tuition has risen steadily over the past few years. attending because of special circumstances. Allen's months at I'd go crazy. Even though Harrisonburg is Some students remain in Harrisonburg to continue parents are currently moving to Chicago, and boring, at least I can come and go as I please." INSIDE Fund shortage closes Madison Institute - Women's Studies, Freshman Seminar will continue

Contingency by Rachel Bunyard Allain said the restructuring "provides an Courses stqffwriter opportunity jo reevaluate and change the focus of the programs." JMU students tell how The Madison Institute, whose funding grant ran Women's Studies, which will continue to be they couldn't take the out this spring, no longer exists. class they registered offered as a minor, and Freshman Seminar will now The programs it sponsored for the last three be contained in the College of Letters and Sciences. for/2 years—Freshman Seminar, Women's Studies and the "The college is very interested in these programs, Madison Fellowship—have been taken over by other and we can absorb them," said Jack Armistead, dean 'Late Night' JMU offices. of the College of Letters and Sciences. "We're trying The Institute, originally located in Hillcrest, was quiz hard to make sure that the functions of the Madison funded in pan by a three-year $150,000 grant from Institute continue. Find out how much the State Council of Higher Education that ended this "Women's Studies has a home here right now," you know about May, which was matched by the University. The Armistead said. David Letterman's university has decided to assign the programs to But it is not certain how long women's studies talk show/9 different areas within its infrastructure. will remain in the College of Letters and Sciences, "It's cost effective and more practical," said Vice INDEX Armistead said. President of Academic Affairs Bethany Oberst "We Offices are being left vacant with the News look at resources to try to make the best allocation of 4 Humor 10 resources, and that sometimes means restructuring." redistribution of these programs but jobs are not Features 9 Classifieds 10 Former director of the Madison Institute Violet INSTITUTE pogt 2 2 • THE BREEZE THURSD/V, JUNE 24,1993 Contingency courses working well despite some student frustration during the May and summer sessions, all six of the courses had very low enrollment and could not be by Ed Gray contingency courses available were filled. He gave offered. Another section of public speaking, news editor overrides to several students for the survey of British scheduled for the second four-week term, may have This is the second summer in a row JMU has literature class he taught in May, and the enrollment to be canceled for the same reason. offered courses on a contingency basis, and students for the class was close to 30 instead of the intended The psychology department offered five this May, and faculty both seem to agree that the program is 25. and three of the classes had sufficient enrollment working well. Dr. Ronald Nelson taught English 398, technical The contingency courses to be held this summer will Contingency courses differ from regular summer writing, this May. It is a class notoriously difficult to probably all contain adequate numbers of students, a classes in that the enrollment for each contingency get into during the fall or spring. department secretary said. course must pay the instructor's salary for that class. "I think [the contingency plan] is a great "I would like to see the contingency program If enrollment is not high enough, the instructor opportunity for students who have trouble getting continue," economics department head Dr. T. cannot be paid, and the class is not offered. Windsor Fields said. "The more of a selection we "The aim of contingency courses is to give can offer students in the summer, the better." students the opportunity to take courses that Junior Lisa Bennett said her newswriting class, otherwise wouldn't be available,"Jeff Noble said. "I register for [contingency offered this May on a contingency basis, required a University Registrar Sherrill Hood said the Office class], I pay for it, and minimum of 14 students. Only nine showed up, and of Registration and Records has received mostly the class was not offered. Fortunately, Bennett was favorable responses regarding May and summer then I find out I can't take able to get into another class which she needed. classes. "It annoyed me," Bennett said. "I register for it, I "We get very few complaints," she said. "Just a it." Lisa Bennett pay for it, and then I find out I can't take it." few people have complained about contingency summer student Junior Angela Davis said she can empathize with courses which had to be canceled.'' the decision not to hold a course. Noble said, "Students know when they sign up into a class during the regular year," Nelson said. "Depending on what type of class it is, there that the word 'contingency' means that a course may "Sometimes students cannot take courses because might not be enough people to participate in not be offered, but most contingency courses get they fill up so rapidly during the year. Technical discussion," Davis said. She was glad that the enough students to be held." writing is a case in point. contingency class she is currently taking had enough English department head Dr. David Jeffrey said "It's a good idea and it gives students an students in it to be held. that since professors are paid more than instructors, opportunity to take valuable courses," Nelson said. Senior Tapio Christiansen felt that important professors teaching contingency courses must "It seems to work for technical writing. I don't know courses should be offered regardless of enrollment acquire more students to earn their salaries. bow it does for other courses." figures. After all, it is his money that pays for Consequently, such courses require higher Other departments reported generally high summer school. enrollments if they are to be offered. enrollment in contingency courses offered this May "If you need to take a class, then they should have "I am convinced that [the contingency program] is and summer. it no matter what. I stayed in town this summer doing good things for everybody," Jeffrey said. Both the accounting and economics departments because I had to take classes. I probably could have "The students get a fuller pick of courses, and said that the contingency courses they offered this found other classes," Christiansen said, "but what if I certainly the faculty enjoy the opportunity to make May were easily filled. couldn't have?" extra money." The human communication department, on the Jeffrey said, "I think it's working well for the Jeffrey said out of the 21 English courses offered other hand, reported that one of its public speaking students, the faculty memebers, and the university." Institute COHTIHUED from page 1 the Madison Institute was dismantled. administered by the Faculty support the new programs. "The Madison Institute being lost. The graduate student and Allain have Assistance office in Wilson 215. been reassigned to other positions in Money that was previously disappeared, but the functions haven't, Allain said restructuring is more and the dollars have followed the cost effective "because you're their fields. allocated to the Madison Institute will "Some of the work will be parceled be redistributed to laboratory science functions," Armistead said. eliminating an office and all the The college is able to begin support that office required." out to other people adding to their courses in the Liberal Studies major responsibilities in their positions," and new instructional methods, Obcrst working with the new programs Armistead said, "Madison Institute because the "operations money is had no faculty, it was run by only Dr. Allain said. said. The Madison Fellowship, a The College of Letters and Sciences there," but there is "no permanent Allain, a secretary and a graduate money for those programs," student," program that offers stipends to and the Faculty Assistance office will professors enabling them to enhance receive funding from the university to Armistead said. The secretary quit in June before their course curriculums, will now be

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But Pentagon officials did not homosexuality. president, or anyone else." dispute that the memorandum exists or that it Asked Tuesday if he had changed his mind on The document, which sources said was drafted by represents one of the final products of the months- what he would like to see, Clinton said, "No, I a military working group advising Aspin on the long review. haven't." The president, now just three weeks from a issue, recommended discontinuing the practice of One senior defense official said the memo is being final decision on the issue, said he wanted to asking incoming service members their sexual used as the standard by which Pentagon officials are withhold further comment until he receives a final orientation. Once in, however, those who openly judging likely congressional and military response to report from Defense Secretary Les Aspin, who is acknowledged their homosexuality would continue a Clinton proposal. reviewing the ban and consulting with military to be put out of the service. "This is the body of work to which people are officials about its effect. The memo recommended discharges for reacting one way or another," said the official. "We The Pentagon on Tuesday distanced itself from homosexual conduct, which was defined as are trying to find the position that a sufficient the leaked document, a draft memorandum that "engaging in homosexual acts; stating they are defense officials insisted Aspin had not seen before it homosexual; or marrying or attempting to marry number of people can hold to put together a coalition of people that'll work." began circulating. persons of the same sex." Cigarette manufacturers Gene doctors aim to give file suit against EPA glimpse at future health WASHINGTON—The cigarette But, he conceded, the mere filing of By the end of the decade, gene —a fatal, untreatable disorder of the industry, reeling from a fast-spreading the suit might help the industry to go doctors promise to offer a kind of nervous system that spikes during middle age — are forgoing a lest the campaign to ban smoking in public to county and city governments from voyage into the future. places, fought back Tuesday by asking coast to coast, and tell them to avoid Their "time machine" will be hospital offers. a federal judge to erase the acting on new restrictions because blood tests that will screen you few- Cases of discrimination based on government's conclusion that second- EPA's finding—the basis of many dozens of genes and provide a genetic testing are likely to increase hand smoke causes cancer in non- new anti-smoking rules—is under statistical peek at your health. Want with the explosion of medical research expected in the next five to smokers. review in court to know the probability of getting In an unusual legal claim, the EPA Administrator Carol Browner certain diseases, from Alzheimer's to 10 years. As scientists decipher the industry demanded that the said "we stand by" the conclusion that colon cancer to alcoholism? They body's complex genetic code, a new Environmental Protection Agency be passive smoking causes cancer, and wiB teD you. gene is discovered almost monthly. ordered to take back what it said in argued that "16 independent Scientists have touted such Congress and several states have January, when it found that other scientists" had endorsed that finding. genetic information as a powerful considered laws to limit or prohibit peoples' cigarette smoke is so The Cleveland Lawyer who will be tool. Armed with such knowledge, insurers' access to information about poisonous that there is no safe level of the lead attorney for the industry in you could change your eating habits genetic testing. Wisconsin and Arizona have passed such laws. exposure to it. the case, Robert C. Webber, said the to reduce the risk of getting cancer The EPA's conclusion, according to suit was "a straightforward challenge" or heart disease. Or you could begin A recent report by a National the lawsuit filed in Greensboro, N.C., to EPA's action in labeling regular checkups that might lead to Institutes of Health task force is being translated all across the "environmental tobacco smoke" as a an early diagnosis of life-threatening recommends a moratorium on the country into tight new restrictions on cancer-causing source of the worst illnesses. use of results of genetic testing by smoking, including a total ban in kind. But that information might also health insurers. It recommends that 40,000 post office buildings. The industry's suit charges the EPA carry troublesome side effects. health care reforms prohibit denying Claiming that EPA skewed science with manipulating the data it studied, Insurers might deny you health, life anyone basic health coverage to reach a biased finding three tobacco picking and choosing among research or disability coverage because of because of results of a genetic test. manufacturers, two industry groups techniques to support predetermined genetic tests. That's already In addition, it says that a person and one cigarette vending company conclusions, and deviating sharply happening in some isolated cases; shouldn't be required to take a test said that the new restrictions are from accepted scientific standards and the trend could accelerate as such or to give an insurer the results causing "decreased sales and use of techniques. tests become more common. before getting insurance. cigarettes. When EPA's work is analyzed, the And some people might have Health care reform is likely to John F. Banzhaf III. an anti- suit contends, the link that the agency emotional problems from learning solve the problem, many doctors and smoking activist and law professor found between second-hand smoke they have untreatable, fatal diseases, genetecists believe, if a basic level here, described the lawsuit as "an and cancer can be explained as being Such problems could even cause a of care is offered to everyone. unprecedented act of desperation.'' He the result of chance, bias, or factors backlash against genetic testing. At including those with pre-existing said EPA has done nothing but issue a such as diet, past medical history, John's Hopkins Hospital in conditions. But other doctors say report, and thus has taken no action a choice of lifestyle, job conditions, or Baltimore, for example, many that ii heal* insurers have any court could pass upon. 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JMU • I It JMU tied for fourth among 74 teams at the Senior Andy Puckett just missed making the Hurd and senior teammate Erica Bates were Intercollegiate Association of Amateur Athletes of East Team for the 1993 U.S. Olympic Festival. named the Most Outstanding Athletes on the 1993 America Championships held May 21-23 in Puckett placed fifth in the men's division at the East team. Bates set a scool record in the indoor 500- Williamsburg, Va. Senior Jerry Roney won the 110- Trials, held May 29-30 at JMU, and only the first meter dash (1:14.80) and was a member of the meter hurdles (13.71 seconds) and the 400-meter four finishers were named to the team. Puckett shot a Dukes' record-setting outdoor 3,200-meter and hurdles (51.42 seconds). Freshman Brad Meade 1,176 out of a possible 1,440. The third- and fourth- indoor distance medley relay teams. finished third in the 400-meter run (47.12) and the place finishers scored 1,177, and 1,176, respectively. Dukes' 4x400-meter relay team of Meade, Roney, LACROSSE senior Rob Hoadley. and junior Kelly Hawkins was MEN'S AND WOMEN'S TRACK & FIELD JMU lacrosse coaches Nora Maguire and Susan third in 3:10.28. Several JMU athletes received honors at the Stuart and senior lacrosse player Diane Hallowell Sophomore Mike Marshall set a JMU school NCAA National Championships in New Orleans have been named to the U.S. Lacrosse Squad. record by placing fourth in the 3,000 meter held June 3-5. The squad members are among those eligible for steeplechase in 8:59.43. Junior Matt Holthaus On the men's team, junior Matt Holthaus placed selection to the 1993 U.S. World Cup Team, finished fifth in the 1,500-meter run in 3:42.44 and seventh in the 1,500-meter run, and senior Jerry according to JMU lacrosse coach Dee McDonough, junior Paul Moye was seventh in the 400-meter Roney finished eighth in the 100-meter hurdles. the chairman of the U.S. Women's Lacrosse hurdles in 54.08 seconds. Hawkins finished seventh Holthaus ran a career-best 3-minutes, 41.73 seconds Association selection committee in the 200-meters in 21.65 seconds. in the finals. Roney has placed in the NCAA meet Sophomore Tiombe Hurd placed second in the the last four seasons. ATHLETES HONORED triple jump at the George Mason Last Chance On the women's side, sophomore Tiombe Hurd Four JMU athletes are members of the 1992-93 Invitational held on May 26. She jumped 41'3". earned All-America honors with an eighth-place Academic All-State Team, named by the Virginia Senior Susan Ferrel set a school record in the shot finish in the triple jump. Her best jump of the Sports Information Directors. put, where she finished second with a distance of competition was 42'2 3/4". Hurd's JMU-record 42- Junior cross country and track team member Matt 40*11 3/4". Fen-el's mark erased Denise Klaugh's foot, 6 3/4-inch jump at the USA/Mobil Track and Holthaus was named to the first team. Cross country record of 40' 8" which has stood since 1983. Field Championships in Eugene, Ore. on June 17 and track team member Amy Taylor was a second Ferrel also placed second in the discus throw with earned her another eighth-place finish at the event, team selection. Sophomore gymnast Todd Mercer a distance of 136*3", her best throw of the season. and a spot on the East Team for the 1993 U.S. and senior fencer Elaine Schoka earned honorable ARCHERY Olympic Festival. mentions. Take the 'Late Night' viewer challenge This Friday, David Let term an - the Regulator Guy and the Guy Under 11. Whilde doing a week of shows objects just for the fun of it Which of who brought you stupid pet tricks, the Seats? in Las Vegas, Dave met an these methods did he use? top-10 lists and viewer mail - closes a. Arnold Schwarzenegger unemployed man 1who became a a. He threw them off a five-story up shop at NBC, to take his bag of b. Elliott Gould regular phone in correspondent for the tower tricks a few blocks over to CBS. C. Bob Elliott show. He was: b. He crushed them in a hydraulic To mark the occasion - 11 years d Chris Elliott a. James the Rearranger press and four months in the making - 6. "Late Night" bandleader Paul b. James the Drifter c. He ran over them with a we've compiled a few fun questions Shaffer is from: c. James the Moocher locomotive about the people and events that kept a. Tupelo, Miss. d. James the Duke of Windsor d. All of the above us entertained each night And left us b. Thunder Bay, Ontario 12. Name the meat-packing plant 17. Dave was not in the studio for bleary-eyed the nexi day at work. c. New York, N.Y. (a town so nice employee who was a phone most of one show, because he had to Here's a little thing we call the Late they named it twice) correspondent for a while: wait at home for whom? Night Quiz. d. Indianapolis a. Amie Barnes a. Margaret Ray 7. Who drove the Golf Cart of Death? b. Andrew Barnes b. The cable installer l.In the early days of the show, Larry a. Golf legend Jack Nicklaus c. Barney Andrews c. A plumber "Bud" Melman did a commercial for b. Stage manager Biff Henderson d. Barney Fife d. AlRoker "...on a stick." c. Racing legend Hal Gurtner 13. When Johnny Carson appeared as 18. Dave did his show on a flight a. Steak d Indy 500 champ Bobby Rahal a guest on "Late Night," what did he from New York to... b. Fish 8. Who was Dave's first guest on his bring with him? a. Tampa c. Toast first show? a. A bottle of wine b. Miami d. George Steinbrenner a. Larry "Bud" Melman b. A basket of California fruit c. Orlando 2. Larry was dispatched to the Port b. Margaret Ray c. A picture of Ed McMahon d. Paris Authority bus terminal to hand these c. Bill Murray d. A fold-out desk to sit behind 19. When Dave did a week of out to arriving passengers: d Johnny Carson Dave on the Loose shows in Chicago, what movable set a. Subway maps 9. Dave once did a show from his 14. 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