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/4 higher minimum wage and financial aid cuts will put on the squeeze. Student workers getting expensive By Erie C. Nidling More work-study students will ers’ pay. Editor in Chief be used or cutbacks in hours will When a department hires a probably happen, said Hosteler. work-study student, they pay a Departments on campus will Right now the only departments small portion of the student's pay more for student workers in that hire non work-study stu- wages and the federal govern­ the near future due to a new dents regularly is the Physical ment picks up the rest. Before minimum wage and financial aid Plant, ARA, Records, Admis­ the 1989-90 school year, depart­ cuts. sions and Public Safety. ments only paid 20 percent of Last Friday, the Board of Con­ Already this year, the Com­ work-study wages, This year, trol approved a new pay scale puter Center had to lay-off their 1989-90, because of federal cuts, for student workers that brought non work-study staff because of the department’s share went up the new minimum wage up from cutbacks and also cut hours. to 25 percent. S3.35 to S3.80 starting officially However, hiring work-study “The work-study has been at on April 1. However, the new students won’t necessarily solve 20 percent since I’ve been here,” wage will actually go into effect the problem cither. According said Lori Osmun, secretary for on the March 25 pay period. to Hostctcr, starting in July, de­ Student Activities. “And that’s The approval will comply with partments will start paying 30 at least 14 years. We just can’t a new federal law to raise the percent of the work-study work­ afford i t ” minimum wages this spring, and again in April of 1992 to S4.25 per hour. Because of ihe increase, the summer wages will also go up to $4.95 per hour. According to Maureen Hosteler of the Student Employment Office, the new wages may or may not change the amount student hired on-campus. “We probably won’t know how different departments will react until they send in Valentines For Everybody their employment needs for Everybody with a Hospitality Tourism Management major, the summer. One thing is that is. This bullatin board was put up in Au Sable Hall for sure,” she added, “were and decorated with valentines by HTM students before not going to see much hir­ PHOTO BY BRENT ASHCROFT Valentine’s Day. ing for regular (non work- Student employees, like these cashiers at The University Bookstore, will be study) students.” affected by the cutbacks.

Registration Fee A forest from recycled paper VanSteeland’s theme By Sandra L. Planisek ment to recycling according to would like to join the re­ extended over Staff Writer VanSteeland. cycling effort, contact all students To monitor campus progress, a Whitacre for the name of Let’s all work together to monthly graph will be published your building represen­ By Eric C. Nietling build a forest out of our recycled showing current recycling ton­ tative. Editor in Chief paper is the theme of an incen­ nage for the year. In October a If you are currently tive plan supported by Ronald F. campus-wide celebration will participating in the pro­ A new registration fee was VanSteeland, vice president of feature a participant from each gram, be sure to take passed by the Board of Con­ finance and administration. building planting a tree in the care that you do not put trol last Friday. ‘T he tree-planting effort will new forest. Kleenex, cardboard or The $25 fee, which goes convey to all in the campus com­ The recycling program, which food containers in your into effect starting this sum­ munity just how significant their began in October, has increased recycle bin. Contami­ mer, will apply to anyone individual efforts are,” said Van­ the tonnage of recycled paper nants such as these dis­ who enrolls and takes a Steeland. from approximately 0.5 tons a qualify the whole uash course at GVSU. The plan sets a campus goal of month to nearly 2.5 tons a container, according to In contrast, the registration recycling 33 tons of office paper month. To achieve the 33 ton the recycling commiuee. fee approved last year was for the year. For each ton of per year goal, 2.75 tons a month The committee would applied to full-time students recycled paper one tree will be must be recycled. like to encourage all of­ only. purchased for a “Recycling For­ “Respouse to the program has fice workers to join the “We feel that all students est” to be planted between Loutit been enthusiastic and I am ex­ recycling effort and to use our services, not just the Hall and Kirkhof Center in an pectant that we will reach our relay ideas for improv­ full-time students," said October “Planting of the Trees” goal,” said Robert Whitacre, ing the program. The ceremony. The forest will serve plant operations manager. committee can be PHOTO BY WENDY HILL See FEE p. 3 as a permanent visual reminder If you are not currently recy­ reached through Ronald F VanSteeland of each participant’s commit­ cling your office paper but Whitacre. P ap I f N I mhtitfi Pshtwtti 1i, fw » Student organizations requested over $380,009 tor ot BLPs fe Fee fund* by $200,999 Requests exceed Student Adfl l i f t * * , O rM fllteflone Met * f P,tk ( ’, NktUnt $9,004 l 4HorhtCM«f UnOif Mfvovvifvneotni lifteftMinrtff’to Ha SftKlfffi Skinaia will Iwva w m ,$1,820 Mu hurwls full w w fhe rwai f«w m M t m Cf*dfof*« .$ 884 J t t i Send Left *M $I m the will tty in chi trust o m o .$ $84 H r H I 97(10,099 In .Siorfont l.lf* Pe$ DeHa fl'gmn Pi# „„„ .$1,483 (41 JP) r«|iw*M from sfudem re- Geology CM/ , .41,548 Umltallsm. IfVA mtinunnt • ttitsit .$ a ,H 8 In Mrtftf, 15 ns%mtmUm have ICF H u m ., .$ -1ft; requeued nvet $140,999 «nd (he Hockey Club Womni'o Boon# (■■■■ .81,7s. Perception* Student 4enm« Allocation* ^ $ 16,000 ftlu frekSoc ...... $0,630 Committed (ISAC) will Nave in $43*877 Mu PM Epslhr. $1,200 trim il down to $180,000 by NORML...... $0,957 March 30. How will they do II? Special Event* PomPon...... $1,27° According lo Brlen Worrell, Aeeoc. $5,711 Ravine club...... $1,323 vice president of allocation*, ev­ Men'* Soccer Sigma PM Epsilon.....$1,120 ery organization that requested 841 Team Crew Unlverelly v $3,507 Soil & Water Conservation funding ha* been required lo $5,180 $11,879 Program \ Model UN C lub ...... $1,049 sign up for hearing times to de­ Board ^ $7,856 STAGE ,...... $ 407 fend their 1990-91 budgets. Student Foundation,...$ 156 $108,154 Men'* Volleyball "We’ll have hearings and then Women’s Volleyball ...$3,237 we’ll make the cuts for events $5,099 that can’t be covered by the According to Worrell, those SLF,” said Worrell. “After that, At a hearing, each organiza­ money. when several members of the if there is still funds to cut, then tion is allowed 15 minutes to an­ “We don’t know what the law SSAC didn’t show up for the senators didn’t make it for per­ we have to decide on how im- swer questions from the SSAC is for something .like this,” said hearings. sonal reasons, and could be dis­ it up- tlfp n^lrnrl ^Fnm 'portant the eveht is. ‘After that " regarding their budgets. — “W e-were- able- to- see the - ciplined for their abscnccr its totally up to the committee to However, things aren’t going Butcher (University Counsel) for smaller groups," said Worrell. With the possibility of a sepa­ decide, or it may come down to as smoothly as planned as two help.” However, two organizations had rate budget for spontaneous how new the organization is. organizations violate a regula­ According to Worrell, the Sen­ to be asked to come back at an­ spending, and for new organiza­ “For instance, the Rowing tion that states that any organiza­ ate will wait for his reply before other time to be announced later. tions, even more funds may have Club has been allocated funds tion whose constitution says that taking any further action. “We felt it wouldn’t be fair to to be cut to make up the differ­ before, they will most likely get it promotes a certain religion Another incident last Friday hear those organizations without ence. funded.” will not be funded by SLF backed things up even more a full committee," said Worrell.

ing To Do Over USSA is a national student association fees (does it make sense to pay some­ that lobbies for student rights. On March one to tell you that you need money?! ?) 5, they are sponsoring National Student These are only a few of the issues that Lobby Day in Washington D.C. Stu­ will be addressed. For more informa­ dents as far as Alaska and Hawaii will be tion on USSA and Lobby Day, contact attending to lobby on such issues as in­ the Senate Office at 895-3231. 46*014 110tMtM mtoi $100,000lo too much for Qrtnd Vilhy'i pookoibook 4fl #«* *gg« t (Kenan tour 41 Southern <1(14 Th e What !• ) pH ' 4fw. 1 lb Wtl*1 42 Meet Grand Valley can’t 44 Hunting rtOfl W e e kly * Pftonoflfdpfi 49 Among tha Student reeottf 40 In mulls, hign 12 O fiif L(k# M W*(fy C ro ssw o rd *3 Hoorn in M um S3 Online* Life Fee? afford Bad English U Pttpotrtion m*Mui* 14 Period of tiding 44 PomiM ruff P u zzle fty Eric C, Skill (if Bad news for Bad English even with ticket sales. 1# Sum up 44 Bond (Oftn If PngM to War god PJim Ifi Chief fans. In lanuary, the UPB ran a sur­ 14 fluted 42 Mom * partn*r -4— vey asking students how they tO Pi oteei 4a Lain The proposed March 30 show I t Young boy hint what I* tha Student 23 Pefeeftbotf has been canceled because the felt about the group formed by Stanley 24 SnM M 1 9point there is no precedent for how or what this money should be used for. “The Student Activities of­ prm kak fice and I will be working S &B . with the Senate,” said Merkle, “when guide­ The price of going lines are made for the func­ downhill at legendary tion of this account.” Boyne Mountain just went downhill.

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By Stu Mackenzie My Turn Walking the dog... Opinion Editor The mailbox is brimming with letters. This is Instead, the Lanthom is treated much like a house Your Turn To Speak Out good. They are letters of anger, derision, sarcasm, dog that everyone's forgotten about, until we make a pride and quality: in other words, honest opinions. mess on the floor, or get tangled underfoot This is good. Most of them are directed to an article This week, people started saying, "Hey— that’s my GV should have bowed to weather; written by the paper's editor in chief about Cedar dog...what's it doing?" Well, the Lanthom is scratch­ ing at the door. It wants to go outside— and get fleas. Dear President Lubbers; Studios, and they characterize him as being every­ Fleas. Not the most amenable of metaphors. But it's I was subjected to a foolish, dangerous school policy last Thurs­ thing from less than a "real reporter" to the biggest fleas that make a dog scratch. It's fleas that make a day night that I believe should be changed. of scalawags. People are writing in to demand more I had a mid-term exam for a night class. It was sleeting, raining from "our editor." dog roll in the dirt It's fleas that make dogs appreciate and snowing. The roads were horrible and had been all day. I called This, too, is good. a good grooming. It's fleas that keep dogs from be­ the school to see if the campus had been closed; it hadn’t. For the first time in the two years that this editorial coming mere "house pets" that are little more than We were told by our professor that he had called a vice-president staff has been together, people are writting in with a furniture that eats. of the school and been told the same thing. It is apparendy against recognition that this paper belongs to theGrand Picture yourself as a flea. school policy to ever close the campus. How brave of them! Valley community, for this community's use. Are you a nursing flea who could write a health This macho, damn-the-torpedoes policy should be changed for the Most small schools' newspapers are like tired old column? Are you a history or political science flea following reasons; dogs folks keep around just to have something to with some insight on the events in Eastern Europe? 1) It puts students in jeopardy. Those who must drive to and kick. And like that old kicked dog, most small Are you a math or science flea, able to enlighten your from campus have to deal with what is considered to be one of the school papers snarl or whimper or sulk away — but fellow fleas on the impact of genetic research or the they always come back, head down, eyes raised. prospects of a space station? What kind of flea could M-45. The road and traffic were enough driving to campus, and hoping for better days. you be? almost impossible returning as the temperature dropped and the Fortunately the Lanthom doesn't get kicked much. See WALKING, p.5 storm and roads got worse. 2) The school is putting itself and the taxpayers in jeopardy. If I had been in an accident due to the weather conditions, I would GV would need at least a $2.5 to have felt the school was liable financially and criminally for putting The Question: me in a dangerous position. 3 million endowment to start a varsity Hockey Program that How does one deal with a mindset that feels remaining open would cost $250,000 per year to operate. Should G.V.S.U. regardless of rain, sleet, snow or the dread of night is a positive learning experience? pursue the $3 million for a Division I hockey program? Sincerely, Jay Watterworth

Issue of choice more than ‘quibbling’ Editor; We are writing in response to the letter from Jenny Forslund in the February 7 issue of the Lanthom (issue 21). We would like to publicly state that we commend Ms. Forslund for speaking out about the lack of social consciousness on this campus. We do, however, take exception to her portrayal of the fight for reproductive freedom as little more “than quibbling over the endless abortion issue.” We find it ironic that as many members of the Eastern bloc countries are experiencing new-found freedoms, the Supreme Court as well as many state and federal legislators are slowly taking our freedoms away. Students for Reproductive Choice at Grand Valley State Univer­ sity feels that men, women and families should be able to make the decisions that best fit their circumstances. This does not mean that “That is a lot of money to be “Yes, because hockey games “Yes, I do. Because G.V. we are “pro-abortion” or “pro-life" advocates; it does mean that we spent on a sport which only are good entertainment. They should not only promote their believe in choice. benefits a few people. Money could also have the rink open academics, they should try to We believe that all persons have a fundamental right to control should be used to improve the for ice skating.” promote their competitive athlet­ their own bodies. Furthermore, we believe that fighting for our academics.” ics as well, to gain even more personal freedom is more than mere quibbling. We will continue to Rob Konopinski Kelly Anspaugh recognition.” speak out for these rights anywhere that will allow us the time or the Jr. Jr. Brent Ashcroft space to do so. Philosophy Nursing Jr. Respectfully, Journalism Doug Wood, Terrilynne Woodman, Kristin Root, Ann Richard, Mark Peterson, and Michele Slocum

Cedar looks better through informed eyes Editor of the Lanthom: What happened to reporters who ask questions, find out facts and then report what was learned? I thought that’s what responsible journalism was all about. In your article “Touring Cedar Studios”, it is clear that you merely walked in, looked around and made up your own stereotypical story about art students that would have been better submitted to your creative writing teacher as fiction than published in a newspaper. In contrast to your method of reporting, I called you on the telephone to find out your purpose for the story. As you stated, “you weren’t quite sure” but “they had decided several months ago to do a story about this little building that shows up on the campus map and what went on in there, because nobody goes there.” As you stated, you “got stuck with the assignment at the last minute and did it on “Yes, I’m a sports fan. But, it “Yeah, every sport should have Tuesday just before deadline.” That’s very apparent from the photo “No, they could use the money depends on where they get the an equal opportunity. One sport showing the clock on the wall at 4:47 pm, a time when almost no one for other things." money from.” is around for questioning. shouldnot take priority.” Mike Cannady Roger Dejonge Your “foot paths that lead to no where” are hiking trails that just David Widrig Soph. Freshman Soph. See CEDAR, p.5 English Pre-Pharmacy M ath — February 21,1990 The Lanthom Page 5 CEDAR, from p. 4 ______WALKING, from p .4 ______happen to be near Cedar Studios and any art student could have told Apparently many of Grand Valley's members think you this is you had the shades pulled to block bright sunlight from the Lanthom is currently habitated by journalism fleas. earlier in the day. Wrong. You can count the number of journalism majors You really stepped over the line as a journalist when you decided at Grand Valley on two paws. The Lanthom has three of that you were also a judge of art. You judged a particular student work them. The rest of us are communication,.business, phi­ it for me? • . as “an oil slick” without even asking the artist, who was present at the losophy, accounting, advertising, education and phys ed What is the Lanthom? W ell, it's as old time, whether the work was even finished or what it was about fleas who have seen the writing on the wall — employ­ as the school, with just as varied a history. I am sure that no writer.for the Lanthom would ever dare to walk ers want people who write. Not always 10-page term The Lanthorn has had high points — the through the science labs of Loutit and, with equal shallow intent papers, but simple, readable reports and accurate joy o f printing fine student poetry and art­ pronounce student experiments and efforts there as inept, unfit or accounts of events. "College jobs" involve writing that work and fiction, the chance to chronicle without solutions to the problems that were presented by their instruc­ college courses can't always provide enough of. events such as the death of the cluster col­ tors. Walking into an art studio uninvited and to then pass judgement Plus, we like to have fun. We like to have space, in a leges and the birth of the university — and on unfinished student works is a gross invasion of privacy. Inciden­ place where space is at a premium. We like finding out low points, such as the arrest of an editor tally, art students often play music around 5 pm when there are no as much as we can about the big U. for obscenity, or year-end books whose classes in session. And we like the idea of trying to keep the dog jumpin'. red ink made last week's Valentine issue Had you interviewed people like a real reporter, you would have An active, barking, yelping, wagging, jumping dog is a look pink and white. learned that the “older gentleman” you encountered in the print room sign of an active, happy house. The Grand Valley The Lanthorn *is also a classroom, as was our distinguished professor of art education, Chester Alkema. He, household used to have two active dogs— the Forum, much as any room In Mackinac, Loutit, by the way, has been awarded a sabbatical leave this year to research for faculty and administration fleas, and the Lanthom, Eberhard, Michigan, and, of course, Ce­ water-base printing inks. for student fleas. dar. fo u can learn how to: run a business The “fierce, but crude sketches” you encountered in the Art Educa­ The Forum used to be just that— a good forum for (where else on campus can a student be in tion Room were actually reproductions of works of famous masters faculty views and news. Now it's changed from a "good charge of a $60,000 budget?), sell adver­ like Birchfleld, O’Keefe, Homer, etc. I am sure they were not offended forum" into a "good for-us!" public relations bulletin. tising (that's your name on the contract), by your remarks since they do not read the Lanthom (they’re all dead). Over the last few years Grand Valley forgot to take the run credit operations, make photographs and prints, compose a page o f text and art, The “shack” you described is the oldest building on the campus and Forum on regular walks. It was given a flea dip and create commercial graphics, make com­ is the last remaining building from the farm which the Grand Valley turned into a pretty, ribboned lap dog. That's what it puter graphics, run a computer network Campus replaced — it also happens to by my studio where I have does now— it sits, and stays, and looks good. (anybody out there like to be in charge of make some award winning ceramic pieces. If you would care to The Lanthom asks Grand Valley students and faculty a 150Mbyte distributed-service LAN?) and, “judge” a few of these pieces there are finished ones currently on to take this dog for a walk. If we look a little mangy, it's of course, write. But wait — there's more. display in the newest Grand Valley building — The Eberhard Center. just from lack of exercise. Take us out to Cedar and You can also learn: that things don't al­ As a faculty member ot the Art Depariment, I airrsaddened when------^some-art fleas ahnarrt Walk us over to Mackinac__ ways- go according to~plarv-*hat-4f~yoii our students are taken so lightly and their efforts are trivialized in such and make way for some social work fleas. Run us over don't take your lumps with a grin the best a public manner. Students arc vulnerable while still learning to paint, to Loutit and load us up with natural resource fleas. you can get is lumpy, that deadlines are do printmaking, ceramics, sculpture, etc. and are not helped in any Freedom of the press—freedom of expression— dead serious, and that, while problems way by an uninformed reporter who is merely trying to be amusing at relies, in part, on the health of the press. A weak dog is may be viewed as opportunities, they're the student’s expense. just as quiet as one that is muzzled. still problems. In other words, the benefits Dalccne Mcnning The Lanthom would like you to jump on your dog, the of real world experience within the uni­ Associate Professor of Art and Design student dog, while it goes for a walk. versity environment.

Campus Life Editor Suzannah Greve Business Manager Lora Lamb The Lanthorn Sports Editor MNMtNHtMHMtHMINI Sarah Stinson Advertising Manager — Barry Kirsch © Features Editor____ Andrew Kar Distribution Managers Beth Grienk Editor in Chief .Eric C. Nietling Photography Editor ••••••• •••••••••••••«•'Julie Edinger Steve Newland Opinion Editor Stu MacKenzie Managing Editor Stacie Schneider Adviser Harry Reed

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Four bedroom apartment model available to be seen now... only one in the Grand Valley area. o o rt r m M - see o a re m o a n 895-6351 \ Page 6 The Lan thorn February 21,1990 pay much more than what an auto worker with a few years' experience earns. MORE LETTERS The colleges make millions off these players, and in turn the players get an education worth a few thousand dollars. Somehow that doesn’t add up Sanders’ dropping out for pro right. Sanders’ ability will diminish with age, and millions is best possible course he should be getting what he is worth, not subject­ ing himself to the hypocrisy of big-time, corporate Editor, college football. A contradiction in the thinking of Dave Benner This argument does not apply to marginal players must be pointed out. In his February 14 column “A who might make it in the NFL, but to the ones with View form the Cheap Seats” (issue 21) he states, the guaranteed contracts, why should they stay in “College athletics is all about $$$ and anybody school and risk injury? The college will always be who says it’s not is lying.” there and can be relumed to at any time. Poor Barry But in a recent column Benner chastised Barry lost his scholarship, and now has only a few million Sanders for coming out of college early in order to dollars to pay tuition with later. sign a guaranteed multi-million dollar contract I know the god Bo shakes his head, and folds his (issue 18). He even asks the question (I’m para­ arms at such thinking. Bo, the guy who made more phrasing), “What if Sanders gets hurt in {no foot­ money than the President of the United States last ball?" year. Off the labor of his players, who didn’t Well, I’ll tell ya Dave, the college will still be receive a penny. there for Barry, along with a couple million of Sorry, but one more gripe. Who knows more guaranteed bucks. The proper question to ask is about the NBA than the coaches? Benner believes what would happen if Barry got hurt in college? that Oakley should have gone to the All-Star game He’d probably get his degree, but no bucks, and (I instead of Rodman. Rodman is the best defensive don’t want to scare anyone,but—) a degree doesn’t player in basketball and defense is half the game! guarantee anything! It just increases the chance of The NBA coaches selected Rodman unanimously. being successful. The college grad still has to go How can you argue that? out and find a job, and that first job probably won’t Tim Benson

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Grand Valley students show parents appreciation By Suzannah Greve Get ready to Campus Life Editor rock around Despite a week of blustery the clock winter weather, a sunny day greeted Grand Valley's first an­ On Saturday, February 24, nual Parents' Appreciation Day. Music in Motion will present The event, sponsored by the Stu­ their third annual Pops dent Activities office, was cre­ Concert. Music in Motion is a ated to encourage students to group composed entirely of take the initiative and invite their Grand Valley students. The parents to campus for a day of performers include some mu­ fun and gratitude. The date, sic majors, but any student Saturday, February 17, was cho­ may audition for the group. sen as an ideal time to counteract The show will take place at the winter doldrums. 8 p.m. in Grand Valley’s The event kicked off at 10 Louis Armstrong Theatre. The a.m. with a brunch served in the emphasis this year will be on Oak Room of the Kirkhof Cen­ the music and dances of the ter. Bob Stoll, director of Stu­ lfiSGla.- The show ..“Rock. dent Activities welcomed ap-~~ Around the Clock with Music proximately ninety parents and in Motion” will feature each students to the meal, which con­ membpr of the group either in sisted of such delectable selec­ a small ensemble or a solo tions as sliced ham, an egg and spot mushroom dish, and a fresh fruit PHOTO BY BRENT ASHCROFT Choreography for the show bar. Tony Beacher, right, enjoys the "Parents's Appreciation Day" brunch with his parents, Al and Phyllis has been created by Karen Grand Valley’s Crew Club Eckman. Towersy. An instrumental en­ played host to “The Grand In­ semble including Larry Crabb door Rowing Challenge” held in with a time of 8:03.8. The relay basketball against Hillsdale pro­ lief with a skit called “Sigma on bass and Terry Haaksma on the gymnastics room of the Field team included Crew members vided further afternoon enter­ Bingo." The show closed with drums will add to the high en­ House at 1 p.m. Rowing teams Creger, Morrill, Hartsuff, tainment with both teams emerg­ Davena Sumlin’s performance of ergy of the hour-long show. and clubs from Michigan State Dykstra and 2^an Houten. ing victorious. More and more “Always” by CeCe and BeBe Some of the numbers in­ University, the University of Greg Hartsuff, president of the parents arrived for the games, as Winans. cluded in the program will be Michigan, Chicago, and Grand Crew Club commented, “This it was Parents' Day for the play­ Bob Stoll commented on the “Summer Nights,” “Mister Rapids competed with Grand was the smoothest run race I ’ve ers and cheerleaders also. day, “Everyone seemed real Sandman,” “Why do Valley’s own. been to all year. Everything went Parents returned to the Prome­ pleased with the program and the we," “Will You S Parents and students were able off on time.” nade Deck in the Kirkhof Center day was delightful and sunny." Love Me Tomorrow” an< to watch the action as both indi­ Mark Post, a student who at 7 p.m. and were treated to a He also mentioned that not many “When a Man Loves a viduals and teams took to the competed in the rowing competi­ Dessert Cabaret. Coffee, cake freshman were in attendance. Woman.” Group numbers in­ rowers, or regometers. Challeng­ tion and attended other events and other goodies were served. He remarked that “more upper clude a medly from the 50’s, ers competed for the best time in with his parents said, “It was a The “Student Talent Showcase classmen brought their parents, “Shake, Rattle and Roll” and a 25,000 meter race. good time. My parents got to 1990” began at 7:30 p.m. The and they seem to realize the “Rock Around the Clock.” Winners for GVSU included see me ‘reg’ and I had a chance show opened with Duffy Con- value of their parents’ support a So wear yor college cardi­ Bonnie Dykstra in the light­ to talk to (them). I haven’t seen naly singing “I’d Buy the World little more." gans, your saddle shoes, your weight women’s class with a them in a long time, and they for You." Dawn Ringelman then Max Gibbard, staff assistant poodle skirts, slick back your personal best time of 10:02.4. hadn’t seen the new campus, so performed the song, “The Rose.” for Student Activities coordi­ ♦ Grand Valley also placed second they were impressed." Next, Sigma Sigma Sigma So­ nated a large part of Parent’s to MSU in the team relay race GVSU men’s and women’s rority provided some comic re­ Appreciation Day, See ROCK p. 8 / Career Fair Nite Club Series Spanky wows the crowd attracts large with variety of topics turnout By Kristoffer Gair “dirty” show, Spanky went on a By Michelle VanDeCreek Staff Writer comical rampage! The 45 min­ Staff Writer ute performance had topics rang­ It seems the crowds for the ing from Ferris State women, If you had walked into Kirkof Nite Club Series are getting marriage, booze, and slut-puppy Center last Thursday, February larger and larger. Last Thursday men, to Bullwinkle’s, opening 15, you would have been greeted night’s performance, held on the lines, nude beaches and differ­ by a large amount of people in Promenade Deck of the Kirkhof ences between states. business suits. These people Center, was no exception. Even After leaving the stage, were representatives at the Ca­ though the weather conditions Spanky received a standing ova­ reer Fair, where many students PHOTO BY EMILY STANKEY were less than desirable, the tion. Comments and reactions Bryan Whitmore discusses job opportunities with Comerica went in order to have their ques­ comedian, Spanky, still managed following the show were all tions answered and to check out represenatives at the Career Fair. a decent draw. positive and hopes that he might make a return appearance were thejobmarkeL vont mentioned that he was very was “very organized” and that Once again, before the show, voiced. The Career Fair was a coop- pleased by the amount of interest the businesses represented were open mic was offered to anyone News concerning the proposed erative effort sponsored by that Grand Valley students “treated very well.” He was es­ who wished to go up and give Bad English concert was not Grand Valley, Aquinas College, showed. pecially pleased with the efforts their own routine a try before an good. It seems that they are now Calvin College, and Hope Col­ Undergraduate students also of students and staff to get the audience. This past week’s con­ going to tour with Whitesnake. lege. attended the Career Fair. Bryan fair off the ground. tender was UPB chairman of the In order to get one, GVSU Bennis Brovont, a representa­ Keizer, a junior, said “I was able Altogether, there were 45 em­ Cultural And Fine Arts Commit­ would have to get both, and the tive from Amerisure Insurance to get many of the questions ployers represented. Some of tee, Scott Bartz. Shortly after 9 p.m., the Texas expense would be too much. companies said the turnout was, about my intended major an­ the familiar companies present bom Spanky took the stage. Plans for another act to do a con­ “better than I expected.” His swered." were Xerox, Meijer, Keebler, Once he clarified whether the cert this semester haven’t been company was looking for 10 John Mitchell, a representative and even the Internal Revenue audience wanted a “clean” or announced at this time. management trainees from the from Management Recruiters See CAREER p. 8 upcoming graduating class. Bro- remarked that he thought the fair Page 8 ThcLanthom February 21,1990 Grand Valley hosting High School Honors Band concert

Nite Club The Grand Valley State Michael Kaufman of Grand University music department and Ledge High School. Mr. director of bands, Dr. Dennis Kaufman has developed leading Svendsen, will host the annual ensembles in Michigan school High School Honors Band bands, and served as clinician concert on Sunday, February 25, and conductor for similar bands 1990. The concert will be held throughout the state. .. in the Louis Armstrong Theatre, The Symphonic Wind Calder Fine Arts Center at 3 Ensemble, directed by Dr. pjn. Svendsen, will perform works by Hie high school studehts, who Alfred Reed, Claude T. Smith, come from the western and Fisher Tull, John Barnes southern regions of Michigan, Chance and John Philip Sousa. are invited to participate based Admission is free and the on talent recommendations by public is invited to attend. For Nite Club their band directors. The more information, contact Dr. crowd this students will combine to form a Svendsen at 895-3438 or 895- 60-member Honors Band 3484. Thursday, directed by guest conductor February 22, at 9 p.m CAREER From p. 7 ------in the Service. A representative from All in all, both the students Xerox commented that the ca­ and the employers who attended Kirkhof reer fair was, “a great success”. seemed satisfied with the fair. Center. ROCK From p. 7 ------hair or put it in a pony tail, and of nostalgia as Music in Motion come to Louis Armstrong The­ “rocks around the clock.” atre on February 24 for an hour

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My Daughter went to HeU. and all I got was a Lousy T-Shirt -D o n ’t B i ... V _ j p I for truth, justice, and the American way, ■ nation. Since the muld-miliion dollar m< is responsible for the abduction of her daugh­ s a matter of fact, she had t- | | | different facets of American life. Bccau; ter—man or god. So, for the sake of impar­ shirts for everyone; and w flL ments, everything the hero stands for ha pomegranate schnapps was tiality: Wearing bat printed shirts, shoes, and underwear; the rage as that certain ...she would have completely destroyed tion. This obsession for bat products is slowly dcme hell-raising “welcome home” bash at Eleusis. the race of man with painful famine, for. The bat goods are massed produced, shipped ou Why not have a party? Things had worked and she would have deprived those who respect for Batman. All of the clothing goods arc pr themselves out after all. Hades had his wife, dwell on Olympus of their glorious make the super hero look like a robot with little or r Demeter kept her daughter,the gods had all priviledge of gifts of honor and sacri­ appear as if he had no compassion. Also, the bat syr been appeased (as they always were), and the fices... Batman would not w ear them. N ot only is the famoi “seasonal” twist was catching on faster than A — (Demeter, class packet) it can be found in the mens’ underwear section at H Batman earrings. But then Muipheus, of Furthermore, the fascination with Batman has cro: “Murphy’s Law” fame; the black-sheep But here again, with this interpretation we action figures and bat contraptions is steadily growi denizen of Olympus, who had felt somewhat find ourselves limited by the evidence at ^oy manufacturers will go full speed ahead with con slighted ever since Hestoid forgot him in hand. For instance, there is that whole epi- will publicize their product, not Batman. Indeed, chi “Theogony,” reared his ugly head and in­ sode at the city of Eleusis, where Demeter because of what Batman stands for, but so they can spired Pompolompodopolus, a contemptible, apparently puts her search for Persephone on These costly toys will inevitably be forgotten by no geriatric poet of the day, to proclaim the hold long enough to establish a center of wor­ Currently, Batman is accepted to be a commodity; whole event as “sordid allegory...nothing but ship and a temple for herself. Whether this Batman and his bat copter are eating at Taco Bell. T sordid allegory!” could be an opening for mankind to suppli­ order to get the public to purchase their product. Mo And so, this story comes to us— of the god­ cate himself to her in atonement is arguable. tory, which is in the bat cave, he shops at public stoi dess, Demeter and her beloved daughter, And it does appear that her attempt at making over buying, wearing, and eating other private comp Persephone— complete with a catalogue of Demophoon immortal is an attempt at craft­ hero’s image to use to their advantage. No longer wi some two-thousand years worth of insight, in­ ing herself a hero to rescue her daughter. But he’ll be recognized as the endorser of products. terpretation, and argument all for the sake of she had not paused to have this temple Therefore, Batman’s identity as a super hero was i erected or dallied at making Demophoon im­ definitive “probable meaning.” avarice, and only the American people can come to I IT one were toread thestory of Demeter mortal, and in spite of the fact that she did, doom :------—------and Persephone for the first time, and were the possibility exists that the elaborate trap­ subsequently asked the, by now, obligatory pings of “Demeter and Persephone” cloak question, “what does it mean?”, the immedi­ what is simply a localized (to Eleusis) charter ate response would most likely be to classify myth used to establish the foundations of it as a “nature allegory"— an explantion for Demeter’s temple at Eleusis. This assumption seasonal infertility. As Thomas Bulfinch has is logical in a sense. The Temple— as a place said: of worship, is, essentially, a cold, impersonal edifice— a fabricated construction of the There can be little doubt of this story of religious beliefs and practices of a people. Ceres (Demeter) and Proserpine Imagine how much more significant the ex­ (Persephone) being an allegory. Proser­ perience, if the god or goddess had his/her pine signifies the seed-com which when self, instigated said temples’deliverance. cast into the ground lies there con­ The problem with such a localization of a cealed— that is, she is carried off by the soldier enters a what they feel is social particular myth is that, by all rights, that myth god of the underworld. It reappears— Should be confined to a limited vicinity and dense jungle, pected. that is, Proserpine is restored to her live and die with the locale from whence it w h ere he Tragically, the roots < mother. Spring leads back to the light came. This, however, is not always the case, fin d s and problem are often fou o f day. as we find evidence of cultural assimilation kills untold the earliest stages of —Thomas Bulfinch, The Age of Fable, by subsequent occupants of the particular lo­ numbers of the enemy. A Many parents have bee; p.64 cation down the line. The story of Deme­ High School cheerleader flirts mayed to hear from Much can be made of this response and, as ter’s establishment of her temple at Eleusis with a college student, not ac­ child’s teacher that as initial reaction, it paves the way for a more may well have been separate from the story tually realizing what she may th e ir o ffspring is in-depth analysis. However, standing on this of Persephone’s abduction, integrated at beA getting into. A young man “slow", or “going to theory alone as a foundation for discussion, some point in time through the process of sits alone in his room on a have a hard time in one will, no doubt, find his argument soon to oral story telling. Poems such as the “Iliad” Friday night, listening to the school."Although the phenomena of nature. After all, ancient abound with this sense of cultural ambiguity. sounds of the party next door. this may not neces­ man lived a forced coexistence with the Mycenean antiquity clashes with Homeric An old man sits on a park sarily be the truth, for natural machine- often times a detrimental Greece, bronze with iron; Greek “history” bench, feeding the pigeons, some reason the child one— so it is probable that they wondered at comes face to face with European folk-tale— and wishing he could still be made that impression 01 those forces at work around them. But to this is the process of assimilation. a productive member of soci­ instructor. Now, that stt place the whole of Greek Mythology (or any Just as assimilation takes hold of a culture, ety. None have anything in may very well be doom! other Mythology) into this catagory would so, too, must it envelop our attempts at find­ common with the others, save the “slow” learning gfl certainly limit the scope of one’s argument. ing the meaning behind a myth. My personal that they are victims. Victims This will undoubtedly I A relatively similar idea places the story of preference for interpreting the myth of of society. Victims of them­ the child’s personal dev( Demeter and Persephone and others like it “Demeter and Persephone” is a localization selves. They have all been as­ mem, and eventually, the into a catagoiy representative of the power of theory and the process of assimilation by signed parts and roles, “la­ son that child will grow which means it is attained. Of course, if we Nature over mankind...the “Great Catastro­ bels” if you will, which they Growing up with the cot were only to look at one possible explanation, phe” motif! Stories like that of the “Flood” fit each play out as they feel reminder of being “slow* neatly into this realm; stories wherein gods our attempts at understanding would be no they should. Aristotle said: student will come to see put forth a destructive agent against mankind better off than those of Pompololpodopolus. “Imitation, then, is one in­ self as slow, and he wi for atonement against some sin or misdead. In stinct of our nature." Sadly lieve it. He will then te the case of Demeter this is evident in that, enough, in today’s world too act out the part of being initially she seems confused as to who exactly Jeffery Kenny English 300 many people live their lives imitating the role as he t in a meaningless imitation of it. February 21,1990 The Lan thorn Page 11 ' '•/‘ ■‘•A

Batm an — Seaweed in Gotham City. The super hero, who stands fter what seemed to be many say anything. So, I was pretty much an my found in almost every household in the dreary wet days, the weather own then. I felt son of trapped. an and all of his gadgets have invaded the had finally broken. My The first swelling was a salty shock to my dy Batman products and poor advertise- brother and I were about to throat. I was angered by my stupidity of not forgotten. venture into the realm of body surfing on the realizing before the potency of the salt in­ iwn into a harmful fad for Batman’s reputa- beautiful ocean beach. fested water.The next wave came so fast I had Batman and everything positive he fought Anxiously, I stood, squeezing the malleable to dive under. It thundered, steam-rolling my sold for gross profit. This is done without sand between my toes, waiting for my back legs, giving me a subtle idea of the im­ with similar caricatures of Batman, which brother’s brief instructional period to be over. mense force it bore. I bobbed up, thrilled by ion. Consequently, this causes Batman to AI acted rather confident hoping it would the sensation, only to be slapped around by printed on T-shirts in colors so tacky that disguise and over-ride my slight fear of the the hext impending wave. This wasn’t very symbol on every sticker, pin, and poster, but crashing watery monsters.Their sheer power much fun. I had swallowed so much saltwater commanded a respect that was hard to ignore. that m y throat h u rt ■ over to the toy industry. Playing with Batman Despite my cool front though, my brother I dove under the next three successive y b e c o m c a daily practice. Unfortunately, the briefed me on all the precautions; waves, concentrating both on my breathing 111 advertisements for the Christmas season that • No mater what — stay calm; ------and the rhythm of the Wtvn T had re- ■n across the country will want a Batman toy not • If you don’t wanna ride a wave cornin’ covered enough, I decided to join the action. I |e a toy that is considered “in” or “fashionable." atcha — dive under it. But be ready for the set my back to the oncoming wave and leaped with it head first as it carried me along. With Ihrisimas. next one ‘cause they come fast, an’ no mat­ Its he is sold to the highest bidder. For example, ter what, yer gonna have ta ride at least one my arms outstretched before me, my initial Ifastfood restaurant uses the hero’s reputation in to get back to shore. thoughts were simply of Superman. I was the Iver, although Batman has his own bat labora- • Watch the under tow. It’s real bad, ok. Man of Steel swooping across the mighty wa­ for his personal needs. In fact, Batman is all • An’ if the wave smashes down on ya — ters to save some poor little tyke from despair. es goods. These companies stole the super stay limp. Don’t you EVER tense up. If But reality hastily took control and tackled me. The mammoth wave trampled my body, latman be remembered as the protector of good; you do, yer gonna get hurt. throwing and rolling me around like uprooted :dfrom him. He has become the victim of A stab of fear penetrated my stomach. I seaweed. No longer a Super Hero, I was pa­ man’s rescue and save him from the clutches of tried my best to snub it. He was so serious. thetically victimized by die wave. It dragged God, I was thinking it was supposed to be away from me victoriously, leaving me Sara Horton, English 150 fun. But, unwilling to back out, I followed sprawled face down on the wet sand. Never­ my brother into the turbulent water. theless, a tickle of excitement coursed through He went out pretty deep, but he told me to me. My body was still intact I had made it! I stay put. I was already in up to my waist. I was exhilarated. Through my defeat, I was in­ wished he hadn’t gone out so far, but I didn’t spired by my survival. Instantly, I arose and dashed to meet my foe again.

Kris Johnson -Imitation English 150 ex- Not every person has suf­ awareness, I had become an tions of being a conveyor of fered through that type of a athlete, merely imitating the justice. If he viewed himself Ihis background, but that doesn’t role of one. as “the sword of justice”, Good Writing selections in mean that they are free of an In that instance, the inborn then he must have acted in a usually appear on the bulletin ife. imitative instinct Each per­ instinct of imitation worked way in which he felt justice boards around Lake Superior iis- son on this earth sees them­ for a beneficial outcome. Un­ would. In his imitation of jus­ Hall. leir selves as a certain type. How- fortunately, this is not always tice then, he only achieved the case. William his own downfall. Micheal Webster from the A ------Shakespeare once The picture I have painted English department, who said that the whole may now appear to be a '... it is far too easy to see how world was a stage, world full of people follow­ normally makes the selections, nany tragedies are/ being acted and that people were ing others like so many picked these pieces for this m t.” but mere actors. sheep. Obviously, that is not Lanthorn center spread. _ _ With that in mind, it the true case; there are many is far too easy to see people who are confident of Any essay, term paper, poem the ever they think that type how many tragedies are being their positions in life. These or short story submitted to a are the people who have not :nt would act, they act. Thus, acted out. People who have professor in the English to subconsciously, people will meekly accepted without allowed a label to be placed department may be considered ps. imitate that type, not even re­ question the labels society upon them, by society, or by for this honor. Professors Jet alizing that they are doing so. has place upon them, these themselvs. However, I feel that the majority of people in choose well written pieces >p- For example, in High School are the ones who suffer. They ;r- I was a decent runner on the do, in fact, play out their own this world are not so fortu­ from work turned into them to. track team. I came to view tragedies, for in imitating the nate. Whether by choice or and hand them over to int myself as an athlete, and be­ role they find themselves in, by chance, most have simply Professor Wester. He then has he fore I had realized it, I was they may often overshadow absorbed themselves in a cer­ the final say as to which ones n- acting how I felt an athlete their true talents and natural tain type of personality, and will be hung up as examples of are so busy being that person, ie- should. Eating property, get­ abilities. Perhaps Hamlet Good Writing. to ting enough sleep, spending himself suffered from just they rarely have the chance to tv, enough time on the track, all such a tragedy. He may have see who they really are. vs of these were my views of an escaped his fate had he found athlete’s life. Without my a way to break out of his no­ Jody Nelson, English 170 Wednesday | | i§ i February 21,1990

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7. New Kids on the Block. I By Amy Lutz By Rob Bennett Staff Writer prefer to think of them as Menudo clones. Here’s a story, of a lovely day night because they don’t man naturally caught my eye. Note: Due to the recent 6. The genius at ABC who’s lady, who’s been bringing up want to watch that cute little After gazing lovingly at Mr. worldwide outbreaks of peace, turning Roseanne into a three very lovely girls... baby on Full House. Herman, I read the head line. Americans have been asking Saturday morning car- What? But enough of the Brady’s. What does it mean when a cra­ themselves, “Who’s left to All of them have hair of gold, Who cares if this was the only ter on the surface of Mars has a hate?” The communists gov­ like their mother, the youngest acting job that any of them could striking resemblance of Pec- ernments are both nearing ex­ 5. Terry Rakolta. one’s in curls. get after Mom, Dad and Marsha Wee? tinction so now we need to put NOOOOO! Please, say it isn’t did episodes of The Love Boat I quickly read through the ar­ our heads together and come so! all those years ago. ticle and saw the key words: up with a workable solution to 4. Anyone wearing a T-shirt Yes, boys and girls of yester- Oh Yeah. Did anyone catch Pee-Wee, Mars and NASA. this dilemma. Maybe this list that says, “Spock Lives!” decade, the “Bunch” is back. The Love Boat reunion cruise? Does this mean that our tax will help. Why would any producer in Me neither. That show lost it for money is being used for the pur­ 3. People who constantly their right mind put these nine me when Gopher ran for politi­ suit of Pee-Wee look-alikes 10. Anyone who says, “Eat imitate “Hans and Franz” people (plus spouses) Fack on cal office—and won. throughout the universe? oat bran, for Oealtliier t mm—Saturday Night prime time television? What is this world coming to Maybe not, but the end of the All I want to know is, what is (am I sounding redundant)? article said that NASA was this world coming to? Not to keep harping on televi­ going to consider sending clips 9. The guy who does the vo­ 2. Lawyers! Have you re­ Someone in Hollywood must sion, but I can’t believe what an of Pee-Wee’s movies along on iceovers for those water- cently been injured in a really think the average Ameri­ influence it has on everyone. future voyages to Mars. bed commercials that are slip and fall accident? can .television viewer is desper­ I went to the grocery store the Yeah, sure, right Good thing I only on TV at four in the ate to watch the Brady family other day and while I stood in don’t believe everything I read, morning. 1. The guy in the Ortega deal with the weekly pimple the check out line, I glanced at do you? Maybe I shouldn’t ask taco commercials who emerging on a “thirty some- The Sun. that question. 8. Anyone who says, screams, “1 hate that! I thing-ish” Brady child every Fri- The picture of Pee-Wee Her­ knows tax shelters!” hate when that happens!”

m m rn s her husband she is fairly cer­ tain that he has found a wife and gone oq with his life. She ends being his best friend. M o v ie s Huston has truly earned her Oscar nomination, and she By Andrew Kar stands as my Oscar pick. Lena Olin is remarkably self Music destructive in this role, a very As some of the regular read­ (Margaret Stein), he also has a different role from her part in ers of the space know, I mistress (Lena Olin). He divides The Unbearable Lightness of By Kristoffer Gair panned the last Paul Mazur sky his time between the two using Being. She begins as the other film I saw, Moon Over Para- all sorts of deception. Then his woman, the one Silver truly dor. This time, Mazursky has wife shows up (Anjelica Huston) loves, yet she quickly shows © © © O © @ 0 ® @ ® struck pure gold. Enemies: A and his life really becomes com­ the cracks her soul has sus­ Love Story is an off-beat, plicated. tained from her ordeal in the original film featuring strong Ron Silver is truly wonderful camps. She ends up as the The Jesus and Mary Chain ’. Automatic performances, a good script, as a man whose life has become tragic figure of the piece, a and great art direction and set too complicated for one human role I had reserved for Marga­ I wonder why in the year and a one can expect from the album. design. being. He tries to remedy the ret Stein, an innocent trapped half I’ve been doing this column The music is so lively and Ron Silver plays a young situation on his own but it soon by her own love and sense of nobody ever told me about this quirky that one can’t help but tap Jewish writer who lives in becomes apparent that he might duty. Instead she is character group. their foot along with it. New York shortly after World be beyond help. Anjelica Huston in whom we see hope. You might think I’m already Don’t misinterpret that, War U. He thinks that he lost is probably the real reason to Enemies: A Love Story is supposed to know about them. though. By far, it isn’t Top 40 or his wife in the Holocaust and like this movie. Her character is rated R and is playing at Stu­ After all, it’s my job, right? something else you can program marries a Polish serving girl an example of strength and un­ dio 28. Well, Andy can’t see every on a twelve inch floppy disk (as that hid him during the war derstanding. When she confronts movie and I can’t hear every I believe Mr. Tapp put so elo­ group. quently last year). Rather, it is in Dead Poet’s Society Valentine What are you going to do, fire another category completely. O s c a r Driving Miss Daisy Jessica Lange for Music Box me? We don’t get paid that Other tracks to listen for in­ Field of Dreams Michelle Pfeiffer for The much, so that’s out Anyway... clude “Here Comes Alice,” Picks My Left Foot Fabulous Baker Boys In a nutshell, The Jesus And “Blues From A Gun,” “Halfway By Rob Bennett Jessica Tandy for Drivi'JS Mary Chain sounds like a cross To Crazy” and “Coast To Staff Writter BEST ACTOR Miss Daisy between the Pretty In Pink and Coast.” Kenneth Branagh for Henry V Some Kind Of Wonderful sound­ In all, The Jesus And Mary Time again to make those Tom Cruise for Born on the SUPPORTING ACTOR tracks, though they actually did Chain offers something different magical predictions I love to do. Fourth o f July Danny Aiello for Do The have a song on the latter. than most alternative bands. Oscar time is upon us once Daniel Day-Lewis for My Left Right Thing The easiest way to describe They have better songs and more again, and even though I was off Foot Dan Ackroyd for Driving Miss the vocals of lead singers' Tim of them on an album than is on who I thought would be Morgan Freeman for Driv­ Daisy and William Reid is to parallel usual for groups nowadays. That nominated, maybe I can redeem ing Miss Daisy Marlon Brando for A Dry them to the vocals in "fm in itself warrants a listen to. myself by picking who will win Robin Williams for Dead White Season Alive,” by Love And Rockets. If you should indeed decide to the coveted statuette. Poet’s Society Martin Landau for Crimes The voices are low, mellow and, get this album, buy the cassette Below is a list of the nomina­ and Misdemeanors at times, almost seem hypnotic. or CD, not the record. The rec­ tions, my predictions for the BEST ACTRESS Denzel Washington for Glory The video you may have ord doesn’t contain two songs winners appear in boldface. Isabelle Adjani for Camille caught most recently on MTV that are available on the other BEST PICTURE Claudel from Automatic is “Head On.” It two. You’re getting your moneys Bom on the Fourth of July Pauline Collins for Shirley See OSCARS p. 13 is also a good indication of what worth! February 21 1990 The Lanihom Pane IJ

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Larry McMurtry's Pulitzer The story revolves around a Prize winning epic of the old cattle drive from t|te Texas-Mex- west, Lonesome Dove, is a mas­ ico border to |jhe untamed wil­ terpiece that will truly endure for derness of Montana and the generations to come. Filled with hardships that the men and rich realism, tales of bravado women face along the way. and heart-wrenching romance, Ruthless Indians, $Qpked gam­ Lonesome Dove grabs your at­ blers, wild horses, foul weather tention on page one and takes and shortages of food and water you through a wondrous adven­ are just some of the elements of ture that you won’t soon forget. danger and excitement within Most noticeable about this the golden pages of Lonesome work is the rich symbolism por­ Dove. trayed in all of the characters. Although Lonesome Dove is Each player in Lonesome Dove quite long (over 900 pages), it is represents a different aspect of enjoyable all the way through human nature, good, bad, honest from page one to page 945. A and treacherous. Some charac­ must read for fans of great west­ ters even undergo changes in ern authors like Louis L’amour ■ their persona to portray an even and Zane Grey. Adapted intolf mini-series for television in 1988 different person that they were ■—------when the story began. by CBS. - < Pjjjibto: Sally Mattix Selection: Stuart MacKenzie The Photo of the Week is open to anyone interested. Submit entries to OSCARS From p.12------Bob Bums in the Photo Department Entries must be a black and white 5 x 7 or 8 x 10. SUPPORTING ACTRESS Dianne Wiest for Parenthood Brenda Flicker for My Left BEST DIRECTOR Foot Oliver Stone for Born on the Anjelica Huston for Enemies, Fourth o f July A Love Story Woody Allen for Crimes and Lena Olin for Enemies, A Misdemeanors Love Story Peter Weir for Dead Poet's Julia Roberts for Steel Magno­ Society lias Kenneth Branagh for Henry V University Apartments Jim Sheridan for My Left Foot 5219-67 Rich Street Allendale, Ml 49401 (616)895-5086

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(CPS) — A task force at the better escort service for women, but we wanted to know the real­ souri campus. The incidents The Task Force on Sexual As­ University of Illinois, shocked the restoration of peer counsel­ ity,” he added. were related to fraternity parties. sault, Abuse and Violence by the high rate of sexual as­ ing and a crisis telephone hot­ Those that have taken such “It really did surprise us,” said claimed “the squad promotes saults on its students, wants to line. surveys have come up with simi­ John Ehlert, president of UI’s women as sexual objects.” make the campus safer by put­ The Illinois task force was lar results. The New Mexico Interfratemity Council (IFC). Even Illinois stale Gov! James ting students under closer adult prompted by a study that found Governor’s Rape Prevention and “We knew that the problem ex­ Thompson called the proposal a supervision. an unexpectedly large number Prosecution Commission in 1988 isted, but the sheer numbers “60’s sexist mentality.” Among the 24 “strongest pos­ of campus women had suffered found that, statistically, one in were a surprise.” sible remedies” the task force from sexual violence. four college women become Last semester, before the re­ PUZZLE SOLUTION suggested Feb. 8 were proposals More than 16 percent of the rape victims, and that their at­ port was released, the IFC B A L K H 6 w l D 1 6 C to put a resident director in all women at UI said they have tackers are four times more banned open keg parties. E R 1 E O D a | 1 N T O student housing, including fra­ been raped while attending likely to be an acquaintance than “We saw that many of the as­ L E N T D F E A R B i t F E N D ternities and sororities, and to school, and 63 percent of those a stranger. A 1989 survey of saults were connected with alco­ T A T T E R L A D t f r E ban the school’s pompon squad women said the offender was a’ 6,000 college students by Santa hol,” Ehlert said. “The accessi­ a w A D R S R jA N T because its dances are “sexually member of a UI fraternity. Monica Hospital in California bility of alcohol at fraternities is F 0 E L E A a real problem.” suggestive." “This survey tended to con­ found that one in six college T E E T E R MB E R The same day in Minneapolis, firm in definite numbers of what women had been raped. The greatest stir, however, R O E A L A six University of Minnesota stu­ we had feared,” said Stanley Stephens College in Missouri was created by the report's pro­ R E P A S T S E T T E R dents were arrested at a sit-in Levy, -UI’s vice chancellor of banned all its “little sister” pro­ posal to eliminate the DUnettes, A M 1 D 7T L T | T 1 R E M 1 T calling for similar kinds of student affairs. grams in October after four rapes the pompon squad that performs M 1 L E R E E A R E S A D E N S “remedies.” They asked campus “Not many campuses have were reported in a month at the at the school’s football and bas­ President Nils Hasslemo for a been willing to do such a survey, neighboring University of Mis­ ketball games.

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Mens’ Hoops Dillon's basket decides romp in game against Tartars Conference By Timothy J. Padot In the second, the Lakers hung By Sarah Stinson Staff Writer on and toyed to a 21 point lead Sports Editor with 10 minutes remaining. The lady hoops finally got On what was to be an ultimate The men’s basketball team tested last week but they were team game, Grand Valley played had a very successful home tough under the pressure, defeat­ and scored every player on the stand last week, beating Wayne ing both Wayne State and team. The final win went down State and Hillsdale by a Hillsdale. in the records as a 87-61 victory. combined total of 45 points. On Thursday the team hosted Karrie Williams led the Lak­ Thursday night die Tartars the Wayne State Tartars and the ers with 16 points and 11 re­ were able to hold the Lakers in Lakers were pushed to the limit bounds, but there were four check for about half of the Fust Grand Valley battled early in the players in double figures. Two period, scoring first and leading first half but came up with a 12-0 three different times. run that was never relinquished, Charlie Mandt’s bucket with only added upon. The score at the 9:23 left in the first eliminated half was 41-26 and GV looked the last GV deficit of the game, well in control. heading 20d8. The Lakers went ' In the second half though, the on a 20-8 run that took them into referees took over in what was a the locker room with a foul fest early. Both teams were comfortable 40-26 lead. into the bonus at the 14:00 minute Grand Valley simply wore mark. down Wayne State in the second Wayne State hung tough and half, outscoring the Tartars 61- just chipped away at a 16 point 41. Bart Bitner’s shot at the Laker lead. With 37 seconds left final buzzer put them over the in the game, the Tartars tied the 100- point mark and gave them a score at 75. 101- 67 Great Lakes Conference But with only three seconds romp. PHOTO BY BRENT ASHCROFT remaining on the clock, Carrie PHOTO BY Freshman Bart Bitner scores two Senior Rob Gurney and Todd on the way to Grand Valleys 91-80 Dillon nabbed her own rebound Marry Katsma scores over the win over Hillsdale at home. Jcnks led the Laker scorers with and put the shot back in for the head of a Hillsdale defender. 14 each, while Brent Wichlacz in the first half to slowly build it to their advantage, as they exciting 77-75 final win. of those were guards Shelli scored 12, Mandt, 11; Bitner, 10; up a 41-34 intermission lead. built up a 12 point lead capped Dillon led all players with 13 Nemeth and Sharon McBride, and Steve Harvey, nine. Harvey Hillsdale came out; in the with a Brent Wichlacz jam at rebounds and also chipped in a who combined for eight steals also added seven rebounds, second on a 9-4 run to cut the the 3:31 mark. team high 16 points. All-GLIAC and 15 assists. including five defensive boards, advantage to two before Jenks They were able to hold the nominee Mary Rogers of Wayne The Lakers’ overall record for Grand Valley. and Shawn O’Mara combined Chargers in check the rest of the State pumped in 28 points and climbed to 20-5 and 11-3 in the Otis Evans had 19 points in for the next ten Laker points to way as they played to the grabbed eight rebounds. GLIAC. They’ll battle on the the Wayne State effort, and also make it a 60-50 game. eventual 11 point victory. On Saturday, GV welcomed in road the 24th of February led them with seven rebounds. Pesky HC again came back, to Joe Schuitema led all scorers Hillsdale for a traditional Laker against Saginaw Valley. On On Saturday, GV picked up a score eight quick unanswered with 23, while Jenks recorded cake walk. Though the Chargers March 1, the team could clinch a 91-80 win over Hillsdale in front points and pull within two at the 19. Mandt and O’Mara jumped to a 16-14 cliff hanger GLIAC championship and of a Parent Appreciation Day 9:27 mark. contributed 13 and 10 points, with 10 minutes left in the first NCAA playoff berth when they crowd of 1,500. Hillsdale took two timeouts in respectively, and Harvey again half, the mighty Valley cagers put host Lake Superior State for the The Lakers rallied against a the next four minutes, but to no led the Lakers with seven together a 24-4 run which all but final game of the regular season. number of Charger comebacks avail. The Lakers seemed to use boards. put the game away. Men’s track finishes fifth Brewer, Terrell shatter GLIAC records By Phil Seykora The shot put of 41-6-3/4 by placed second with a 59.08. She Staff Writer freshman co-captain Tamic Gipe placed fourth in the 300 widi in fof indoor season was good enough for third place. 42.09, and then finished out her Although the Lady Lakers Junior co-captain Sandra Ter­ 1990 indoor year as a record By Phil Seykora fine second place showing in finished third in the conference rell took the 1500 in a blazing breaking member of the 1600 re­ Staff Writer the 55 meter dash with 6.51. meet on Saturday, February 17, time of 4:41.9, which happened lay team. He later commented that, “I outstanding individual perform­ to break her existing GVSU rec­ The high jump brought to­ The Grand Valley men’s missed qualifying for nation­ ances were common throughout ord, shattered the Hillsdale Field gether Karey Anderson and Deb­ track team finished the the als by only a one-hundreth the day. House record, and broke the bie Pruitt for a tie for fifth place 1990 indoor season with a of a second’’. Muhammad Coach Gary Martin said of GLIAC conference record. She with a vertical of 5-0. fifth place finish in the confer­ also fell into a fifth place fin­ the day, “I am very proud of the performed the same unbelivable Sophomore' co-captain Amy ence meet on Saturday, Febru­ ish in the 300 with a time of team effort. As a team we multi-record breaking feat in the Parsil grabbed a fifth place finish ary 17. 36.25. scored almost 40 more points 1000 with a time of 2:59.9. in the 600, which gave her a Pole vaulter Mark Cosby In the high jump, senior than we ususally do." He Nicky Vanderberg was right in time of 1:43.29. Parsil also was a pushed himself over a mark of co-captain Wade Sikkema added, “Sandra Terrell and Re­ the thick of things and came out a member of the 1600 relay. 14-1 to place fourth. went over the bar at 6-6 to gina Brewer did an exception­ second place finisher in the 1500 The 800 specialist Kelly Cole John Jackson landed in the place second overall. ally fine job.” with a time of 4:44.3. She also copied Terrell with a triple rec­ sand at a mark of 21-3-1/2 to Grand Valley finsihed the In the long jump, Brewer placed third in the 2800, although ord (GVSU, Hillsdale FH, and grab a sixth place. day off with a fifth place in pushed off to a second place no times were recorded. GLIAC) run of 2:17.69. She In the 55 meter hurdles, the 1600 relay with a time of mark of 17-7-1/4, and teammate Trena Yonkers finished strong was also the lead-off runner in Steve Nederveld finished 3:33.35. Sandy Fleming flew to a fourth for a fifth place finish in the 1000 the 1600 relay. strong to place second with an The day’s results ended place jump of 16-8-3/4. with an elapsed time of 3:06.4. Senior co-captain Laura elapsed time of 7.82, while with Ferris State, 151; Sagi- ’ Junior co-captain Brewer also In the tough hurdle field, Moore grabbed a fifth place in John Rinehart slid into fifth naw Valley, 143; Hillsdale, set two records in the triple Heather Thompson and Jennifer the 2800. place with 8.01. 141; Michigan Tech., 43; jump by hopping to a 36-5-1/4, Cahaney finished fourth and fifth The combination of Kelly Speed sensation Nusun Grand Valley, 37; and North­ good enough for first place, a with 9.14 and 9.31 respectively in Cole, Kristal Mack, Amy Parsil, Muhammad completed the ern Michigan, 11. Hillsdale Field House record, the 55. and Canara Price rounded down GLIAC indoor season with a and a GLIAC conference rec­ The 400 featured sophomore V______ord. co-captain Kristal Mack, who See RECORDS p. 19 February 21,1990 The Lanlhom Page 17 Lakers tangle with Spartans Penalties kill hockey hopes By Joe Lowden spite only one practice, due to GL1AC and the Heartland Con­ By Sarah Stinson Despite all this, the game Staff Writer sickness and death in the family, ference will be wrestling. Sports Editor was close for the Lakers until Jim Kocrber tied MSU’s Mark The first and second place — the last few minutes of the It was a tough night for the Zenas 2-2. teams from the toumey will go Playing a game with only game. Grand Valley State wrestlers last The Lakers were hurt for the to the NCAA Division II Na­ three penalties was what gave Calvin blanked GV in the Friday. The Lakers tangled with first match at 118. Scott Marvin tional Tournament. Teams com­ the Laker hockey team their first period, 2-0, off 14 shots on the Michigan State Spartans in was on crutches during the week peting for those places will be win over Calvin College earlier goal. The Lakers had their their first dual meet with the Big Grand Valley State, Ferris State, before, yet managed to wrestle this season, but playing a game share of chances, but couldn’t 10, which the Spartans won 23- competitively and only lost 4-2. Ashland University, Indianapolis filled with penalties in their seem to capitalize on them. 12 . When asked about the meet, University, and Lake Superior second meeting was what cost Half of their shots in the period MSU held the Lakers in check Laker Coach Jim Scott replied, State. them a second victory. were during one Grand Valley from the first match, at 118 “I think we wrestled well, con­ “Our region is the most pro­ Grand Valley racked up 61 power play, and they hit just pounds, to the heavyweight sidering we were on crutches at lific in All-Americans for Divi­ penalty minutes, including a about everything but the net match. Lakers Dwayne Knieper, 118 (Scott Marvin). He’s beaten sion II, so everybody is good,” fighting and game misconduct Head coach Scott Bylsma at 126, and Tom Barker won on that kid before, so he (Marvin) Scott said. penalty, two other 10 minute commented, “We had a couple close scores, 6-5 and 2-1 respec­ was struggling.” Scott also stated that the Lak­ misconduct penalties, and 13 good opportunities there, but tively. This Saturday, February 24, ers should place in six of the 10 two-minute infractions. Ten we had a lot of wide shots and • The only other winner for the the Lakers travel to Big Rapids weight divisions, and if’ they different Lakers spent time in Lakers was Jim Price, who man­ for the NCAA Regional Tourna­ wrestle smart, nine divisions. the penalty box Saturday night. See HOCKEY p. 19 handled his opponent 14-5. De­ ment. Five teams from the ______/ Crew sponsors Grand Indoor Rowing Championships By Gregg HartsufT weight women’s rec­ ished second with a 10:48, and would also have beat the old rec­ Staff Writer ord for GVSU, and Rhea Chaffee took third with ord, so placing in this race was set a GIRC record, 10:57. Rounding out the other difficult. Kevin Van Houten was Grand Valley Crew co-spon­ by pulling a 10:02.8. finishes for GVSU were Roch- the highest placer in the 14 man sored the fourth annual Grand x>f the previous elle Kuehn, fourth,-! 1:07.1;___field-with—a~ fifth place and Indoor Rowing Championships records were held by Tonya Scholton, fifth, 11:09.1; 8:25.8 time. with the Grand Rapids Rowing Dykstra also, and she and Lisa Robson with an Dan Creger was eleventh, Club this past Saturday. The beat each one by 11:36.4. timed at 8:44. Rounding out the race featured ergometcr (rowing over 11 seconds. In the novice men’s race, field were Ramsey Reynolds simulators) racers from MSU, U In the lightweight GVSU raced five men in the 11 with a 9:15.3 and Dan Socie of M, GRRC, Detroit Boat Club, men’s race Gregg person field. The highest finish timed at 9:32.9. Chicago, Lincoln Park BC, and Hartsuff took first for Grand Valley was Jim Wed- Finally in the day’s finale was Grand Valley. also, with 8:27.8. digan’s fourth place, with a per­ the team relay. In this event five GVSU placed more rowers at Mark Post placed sonal best time of 9:10.9. In fifth persons (three male, two female) this race than any other team, ninth (9:15.0) in the place was Jim Harvey, also pull­ from each team pull 500 meters with three firsts and three other 12 man field. ing a personal best with a 9:18.3. in a 2500 meter relay. Grand placing performances in the In the Novice/Jun- Casey Haley was sixth with Valley raced four teams in the 2500 meter race. ior Women’s race, 9:39.3. Coming in seventh was 12 team field. Finishing highest Rowing first for GVSU was GV entered six Tim Stream with a personal best was the team of Creger, Shaun Bonnie Dykstra in the light­ women, which was , 9:42.4, and in eighth was Brian Morrill, Hartsuff, Dykstra and weight women category. the total for the field. Walsh with another personal Van Houten with a second place Dykstra, who competed at the Patti Ambrose de­ best of 9:50. time of 8:03.1, which was a U.S. Olympic Festival last year, molished the GIRC In the open men’s race GVSU GVSU team record. broke two records Saturday. Set­ PHOTO BY BRENT ASHCROFT record of 11:03.3 by raced four men. This race fea­ Setting the GIRC record was ting a fifth consecutive personal Mary Forberg (front) rows during the Grand pulling a 10:25.9. tured a GIRC record low time of MSU with a 7:40.1. best time, she smashed the light- Indoor Rowing Championships. Shannon Morrill fin­ 7:55.3. 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Devoe was quoted as saying, “If he wants to come back, he’ll A View Hoop do it under my terms.” On Sunday the 21st, Vice From President of Student Affairs Art Hysteria Sandeen strongly requested and The Cheap Seats got the resuspension of Tim Turner. Light was cast on the 23rd when DeVoe said that he’d wel­ By Timothy Padot come Schintzius back as soon as By Dave Benner he cleared all university hurdles and cut his famous locks of hair DWAYNE SCHINTZIUS gated and found guilty of NCAA that grew long in the back. Un­ ■It’s funny how one major up­ Big 10, despite the fact that they What comes to mind when recruiting violations, which der protest Schintzius cut his set can open die world’s eyes to didn’t recruit well in the mid­ you hear the name Dwayne Sch- forced the resignation of Norm hair and the student board boxing for the fust time since west states. intzius? Baby? Brat? Bad Boy? Sloan. In comes interim coach cleared both students of all Tyson beat then-champion Larry •Last week’s NBA trade For those who haven’t heard Don Devoe to “supposedly” charges. Turner was reinstated Holmes. One wonders if even which brought guard Kenny of Dwayne Schintzius, he is a 7- clean up the ship and to set sail but Schintzius, despite meeting the world champion would take Smith to the Hawks means that 2 senior center from Brandon, again. requirements was told by DeVoe a dive to gain publicity for his iiie league’s “top two dunkers” Florida who was a first team AI1- On January 14, Livingston that he would remain off the profession. Unbelievable? Not are now on the same team. They SEC selection last year and a Chatman (who averaged 16.1 team until pevoe decided Sch­ ^y. . . remember that the still don’t play defense in At­ projected third team All-Ameri­ points, 6.4 rebounds, and 3.4 as­ intzius wanted to come back. . traded the Great Grdtzky to lanta, but the Hawks’ll look can this year. sists last year) publicly quit the “When a coach asks a player Los | Angeles to make American flashier when they lose. Halfway through his senior Florida team after only two full to cut his hair, the player should citizens realize professional •Tigercatcher Matt Nokes will year, Schintzius quit the Florida seasons. He claimed that he had say ’how fast’,” explained De- ey existed. make $650,000 this season, Gators’ team, citing coach/ a'nagging knee injury which was Voe. •Kansas’ loss to Missouri last more than three times what he player relations as the reason for festering and also suffered from Former coach Norm Sloait re­ week means that the Jayhawks made last season, despite the fact his departure. He has the reputa­ basketball burn-out. cruited Schintzius and coached are now 0-4 against Mizzou in that he’s only hit .250, 25 hom­ tion of being a discipline prob- The very next day, the U of F him for three years; j yt knew the two seasons since Larry ers, and knocked in 92 RBI’s the lem and a generally disliked per­ program indefinitely suspended him as a person as well as a Brown left past two seasons COMBINED! son both on and off the court reserve forward Tim Turner and player and he publicly disagreed •Notre Dame landed the pre­ •Now that I’ve learned that the The bottom line is that he can Dwayne Schintzius for an alter­ with DeVoe’s tactics and deci­ mier prep football recruiting NBA pays its commissioner, play basketball better than any cation which occurred over the sions. class this season, including this David Stem, a $3.5 million an­ weekend. Schintzius was seen other big man to have ever On January 27th, Dwayne state’s top prospect Jerome Bet­ nual salary, I hope to never again arguing with a coed, drinking played in Florida. An instant Schintzius quit the team with no tis of Mackenzie High in Detroit. hear about its financial woes. her alcoholic beverage, than spit­ comparison that pops into mind plans to return. Michigan’s Wolverines, un­ He must sell hotdogs at Knicks’ ting it out on the carpet of the is of another Florida native, Dar­ SCHINTZIUS THE PERSON der new coach Gary Moeller games, too, to earn that kind of ryl Dawkins. Schintzius does frat house where a party was Growing up, Dwayne was topped George (Don’t call me, cash. Stem makes more than the being held. Schintzius and have problems, but he is also, quite embarrassed of his height. I’ll call you) Perles’ Spartans other three professional sports Turner were then seen leaving like Dawkins, a very misunder­ He grew so fast that he would go along with everyone else in the commissioners put together. stood person. and apparently, ripped off the through clothes and shoes in a THE SCENE UNFOLDS side-view mirror of a 1987 Jeep month. He took to always Wagoneer parked in front of the Swimmers ready for GLIAC’s Last year, Shintzius started the slouching to try and hide his size season on the wrong foot by house and proceeded to throw and deny his difference. By the By Sarah Stinson and do extremely well in many the mirror at a second story win­ beating two UF students with a time he was in middle school he Sports Editor of the individual events. tennis racket outside a dow of the house. was already 6-6. In a time when For the men, their goal is to On the 19th, Turner and Sch­ Gainesville bar for throwing a adolescence have to deal with The Grand Valley State swim place second overall. Oakland is intzius showed up to talk to can of beer at his car. He was peer pressure, puberty, and ridi­ teams will be traveling to Wayne ranked second in Division II and coach DeVoe and Schintzius suspended for four games. cule, Dwayne had to deal with State University this Thursday, is expected to take the trophy, was left suspended while Turner Shortly into this years’ season, his enormous size. Friday and Saturday for the but the Lakers hope to be right the Florida program was investi- was reinstated. He literally dominated the Great Lakes Conference swim­ on their heels. TYPESETTING 8c LASERJET PRINTING SERVICE game of basketball and specta­ ming championships. 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HOCKKY From p. 17______HOOP From p. 18 ------______SWIMMING From p. 18------shoLs that bounced off the post.” we had four guys in the box at times wait in the car for his par­ he is Dwayne. If he was just an- Some of the best diving in Di- The Lakers came out playing one time, and there’s just no way ents to bring him food because other student instead of the big vision II is in the GLIAC, but strong in the second, although you can expect to win a game he didn’t want to face people. man on campus, his antics would the Laker contingent will be di­ they were unable to find the net like that.” “I was always scared, 1 didn’t be nothing but college student minished as Matt Inman suffered during an early power play. Six Things got very rough, as want people to gawk at me like I stupidity, animal house-ish. I a stress fracture. However, Dan seconds after Calvin went full Laker goalie Jerry Smigclski was a side show.” think a lot o f students might also Mumbrue and Brian Swanson, strength, however, Tommy was assessed two slashing penal­ He didn’t fully embrace bas­ be jealous of his status and tal­ the two remaining divers, should Ferguson drilled in a goal off a ties and Brendan Brosnan got ketball until last year. Before it ents, so they bait him into a place very well at the meet. was only a source of more po­ brawl knowing he’ll be in the Mark Wiltz assist with 9:25 left. into an altercation with Calvin’s John Vandersloot is expected tential embarrassment, but for morning headlines. This quieted the Knights, and Chip Grinkmeycr. to be in the finals in the 500 and the first time he enjoyed domi­ Don DeVoc was brought in to the momentum was suddenly on Although Brosnan came out the backstroke. Teammates nating people. Perhaps it was a clean up ship and sail again, but the Lakers’ side, only down by on top in the fight, his team Bryan Keizer, Chris Gurdjian, form of revenge for the laughter what he has done is created a one goal. didn’t come out on top in the Curt Warner and Pete Mc­ and pain. Captain Bly image. A mutiny Three minutes later, both game, as Calvin scored four Namara should do well in their Even today he still takes a lot has given the Florida ship holes teams were in the penalty box quick goals in last seven minutes respective events. of knocks and is very self-con­ which will be very hard to fill and the cvcr-steady Ferguson of chaos. The last was later dis­ science of his size. His brother and the captain could fall under The women also have high was there for the Laker cause allowed, but Grand Valley still Travis feels his sclf-con- article 16 to be relieved of his hopes to beat Ferris, and expect again during the four-on-four went down in defeat to their big­ scienccness is what makes him command. I hope he realizes to place third behind Northern situation. Ferguson maneuvered gest rivals, 6-3. erupt from time to time. soon that players arc not just x ’s Michigan and Oakland. the puck all the way down the Despite Bylsma’s disappoint­ Spitting a drink out? A fight and o ’s or dollar signs for the Laura Block will be a big fac­ ice and tipped a pass to Scott ment about the penalty minutes stemming from damage to his University. tor for the ladies’ success, as she St.Anloinc, who flipped it in for and the game’s outcome, he was car? Ripping a mirror off a Jeep? NBA front office personnel wili swim the 50 and 100 free, as a 2-2 tic. pleased with certain aspects of Long Hair? are now issuing warnings that well as anchoring all five relay The Lakers were working to the night. He is nQ angel! But other ath­ Dwayne’s stock has dropped, but events. take their first lead when Knight He complimented Ferguson letes arc using guns, drinking I think the executives are trying Val Stonehouse should place Paul Cameron’s goal surprised for his continual strong play and and driving, delivering cocaine, to persuade other teams to lose high in the IM, butterfly, and Grand Valley with just over a also praised goalie Jerry raping coeds, and intimidating interest so they can grab him breast stroke events. minute remaining in the second. Smigclski. “He just played re­ fellow students with violence. themselves. After all, if the NBA Kimarie MeTaggart, Erin GV quickly retaliated in the ally well; he was solid through­ Compared to this he is an altar didn’t play discipline problems, Olsen, Jacqui Pugh, and Tricia third on another St.Antoinc out the whole game.” boy. If Shintzius was at Okla­ where would Quintin Dailey, Martini are also all expected to Chris Washburn, Roy Tarpley, goal, again fed by Ferguson, and Grand Valley will be short this homa or Colorado, he would be score well in the respective laughed off campus as a sissy. William Bedford, or Hot Rod also assisted by Eric Baum. weekend due to injuries and pen­ events that they are entered in Travis says that Dwayne re­ Williams be? The score was tied 3-3, and alties, but will travel to Central for the meet. ceives a lot of attention because Grand Valley was again looking Michigan for a 4:45 p.m. faceoff for the lead when things began Saturday. Although the Chip- RECORDS From p . 16___HU to fall apart on them. pewas defeated Calvin two the days events, by breaking a They amassed nine penalties weeks ago, 8-1, the Lakers are GVSU record in the 1600 relay in the third, prompting Bylsma hoping to improve their overall and placing second in the event to comment later, “at one point, record with a winning road trip. with a time of 4:02.34. Page 20 The Larnhom February 21,1990

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