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A Newsletter for The Hanover Area Parrot Head Society July 2015 EL PRESIDENTE’S PODIUM V:2.0 CHILI COOK OFF NEWS Monthly Socials: Hi All, It’s never too soon to add the THE MILL, SCOZZARO’S I come to you today with a heavy heart. We are Chili Cook Off to your calendar, 4797 York Rd, Rt. 30 W. going through a tough patch put a big red X on September 6. New Oxford, PA with so many club members Last year, nearly 40% of www.Scozzaros.com losing family and friends. Society members had some role August 18 At times like this about all in staffing this event that September 15 you can do is lean on your donated over $45,000 to local October 22 family. Some of us are nonprofits. Allow me to repeat November 17 blessed with big families that, over $45,000 was donated OLIVIA’S RESTAURANT and some of us have small from this event in 2014 despite calling for Noah 3015 Baltimore Pk. families but they are so very after the deluge! Think about how many people in Gettysburg, PA important during rough Hanover these donations impact. www.Olivias.biz st times. Please know your Please, start recruiting friends, relatives, co- 1 WEDNESDAY: Parrot Head family is here workers, neighbors or even strangers at the grocery August 5 and we will do what we can store to Volunteer for a shift. In this newsletter is a September 2 to help. Maybe together we recruitment poster to hang where you can. These October 7 can move forward and serve as a way to add volunteers and promote the November 4 honor our loved ones by event. Please help with the success of the Cook Off! doing things they loved. In case you may have forgotten, we run two Coming Events: Some loved pets (S.P.C.A.), shifts of Volunteers, 10:00 to 2:30 and 1:30 to 5:30. JULY 28: some loved the environment Here are a few of the work assignments available: John Patti plays the (Road Clean Up), some fought cancer (Relay for Beer Trucks Admission gates National Anthem at life), how about the golfers (Fat Chuck Golf ID Check Security Camden Yards 7:00 pm Tournaments), Military Veterans (Wounded Wine Cooler Sales Item Sales AUGUST 1: Warriors / Donations for the troops). I can name Chili Judging Parking Guide Parrot Head Open Golf many more but you get the idea. Bottom line, let's do Tattoos Stage Hands 1 pm, The Bridges our best to keep on keeping on! Thank you so much AND MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY MORE! for the support you give to the club! Send a message to: [email protected] AUGUST 8: to claim your preferred spot. If your employer has a Breeze at Marburg Until next time, El Presidente Volunteerism inducement / recognition program, 2 – 6 pm, Marburg Winery please enroll and recruit others to participate. AUGUST 9: Our presence on Facebook has around 2,250 “likes” are Mini-Golf Challenge you one of them? Please join us and share with your

AUGUST 15: Facebook network! Every friend and page view adds People Who Care Golf more value for our potential Sponsors, which means 1 pm, The Bridges more dollars for our selected charities. We hope to see your name on the Volunteer list and in the field. August 30: Chili John & the Cook Off Committee People Who Care Car Show & Auction, 11 am, New Oxford Social Club YORK REVOLUTION BASEBALL The Society has again SEPTEMBER 6: Hanover Chili Cook Off received FREE center- field lawn tickets for Revs SEPTEMBER 27: baseball games courtesy of Relay for Life Bingo the York County Economic 1 pm, Griest Park Development Corp. These FREE seats can be WHAT WE GIVE OCTOBER 3 - 4, 10 - 11: Be proud you members of THAPHS, be very proud! upgraded to real seats for just a few dollars. Contact Apple Harvest Festival Our goal has been to make donations every month, Bean-Mon to reserve your tickets for these games: South Mt. Fairgrounds below are the groups The Society has recently July 26, 5:00 – Hunger Games & fireworks August 22, 6:30 – Mini Baseball Giveaway OCTOBER 16: supported: ♥ American Cancer Society September 20, 5:00 - Recover Day Help for HART & Special Olympics Golf ♥ Forever Love Pet Rescue The earth laughs in flowers ♥ Adams County SPCA ♥ God’s Meal Barrow their help in reaching the $20,000 mark. It took a

Officers for 2015: Relay For Life: July 10-11, 2015 team full of dedication and effort to get there. PRESIDENT: The theme for this year’s Hanover event Bob Staub was Super Heroes. The campsite for the teams

VICE-PRESIDENT: Angie Muller

SECRETARY: Dottie Trostle

TREASURER: Ron Bean Relay For Life 2014 was held at Southwest High Members at Large: School in Hanover on July 11 and 12. The event Bill Blackwood began at noon, but the Parrot Heads were there by Christina Dubs 7:30 starting to set up for the event. The Parrot Head Deb Zartman team was part of the Relay of Hanover committee

again, chairing both the Luminaria ceremony and the

Committees: was decorated with numerous super heroes PARROTPHERNALIA: fighting cancer. Our campsite was voted number Sandi Calvert one for its Super Hero theme. Thanks to Gabby

NEW MEMBER WELCOME: and Tammy Emeigh, Janice Smith, Jessy Weaver Dottie & JT Trostle and her sister for all their help with the painting.

CONCERT: We were dressed in our Super Hero yellow tie Breeze-Mon, Bob Staub dyed shirts and look great walking around the track. Thanks to Kere Washington and Ron and VETERANS / MILITARY: Jane Bean for helping to get those done. They Ringo Lombard, Lori Staub showed the Hope that there will be a cure before ROAD TRIPS: more of our members pass to cancer. We made a Deb Zartman, Lori Eberly Entertainment/Activities for the 24 hour event. So for statement as always that we party with a purpose, ROAD CLEANUP: most of our Relay team the event lasted way past 24 and in some cases without libations. Spook & Smalley Staub hours. Ms. El President was the only one that stayed The Super Hero event was filled with up all 24 plus hours. I even took a 36 minutes nap. Good Will & SPCA: hourly super hero laps to keep the event moving The Super Parrot Head Heroes came through Lori Staub for the 24 hours. We had some crazy costumes again. Sometimes money just appears. Our team was walking around the track, including a visit from RELAY FOR LIFE: number one in fundraising at $20,904.19, but if you Dottie Trostle, Kim Shull the Hanover Superman. A highlight of the over add the Bermudian Jaycee $1427.50, Barb’s Angel’s night hours was the Super Hero scavenger hunt. Angie Staub, Deb Zartman $700 and It Works $200, which are all part of the Joyce Miller, Kelly Beck Thanks to Jody and Brian Harker and Lori Staub team, the total is $23,531.69. So another year and we with all the help with the entertainment. We added REVOLUTION BASEBALL: are over $23,000. Great job by a great group of kids’ activities this year, so while I was painting BeanMon friends. We are doing our part to fight back.

FINANCIAL AUDIT: Local business heroes included Leer Photography, Nickie James, Ron Bean Something Wicked Brewing, TimBar Packaging, and

WEB MASTERS: Aero Energy. These four businesses did a great job Dustin Muller, Kent McCoy the two weeks before Relay promoting Relay by painting their businesses purple. Four spirit awards ZONTA WALK: were given out by the Paint the Town Purple Lori Staub, Kim Walton committee. The

Spirit award went to JOLLYMON TIMES Leer Photography, STAPH: and both TimBar Chili John, Packaging and Aero [email protected] Energy were also recognized for their STAPH IN REMISSION: creative ideas used to promote Relay in their Peggy "Pegarita" Hellyer businesses with the Celebrate and Remember Awards. Cindie Leer of Leer photography was #3 in total Cabaña Boy: Curley individual fundraising for the event. Something bird houses or making masks and capes with little Wicked, TimBar and Aero Energy both contributed GUEST AUTHORS: ones they kept things going with the walking over $1,000 to our team as well. Thanks for the events. Thanks also to Cindie and Lee Leer for Lori Staub support of fellow Parrotheads: Cindie Leer, Cindy Dottie Trostle donating and running the Super Hero photo booth. and Jim Staub, Scott Pivoris, Bill and Bridget Seidler, They got a lot of great pictures. Thanks to our Steve Buenzow, Joyce Miller and Janice Smith for band of Heroes for coming for coming to perform Friday evening. Nice job Skip and Linda, and Kelly and Wayne for coming to perform Friday evening. Nice job Skip and Linda, and Kelly and Wayne. The Luminaira ceremony was beautiful as always, but people waiting until it was ready to start to purchase stick candles made it a bit hectic. It was a labels and the slide show, and to Kelly Beck for all her help bit of a rush, but we made it throughout the year, it was a lot of long hours for all of us, but through. The lighting of the we made it through. The American Caner Society would have stick candles was part of the been lost without the help of these lovely ladies. Dottie ceremony in recognition of those family or friends that A SPECIAL NOTE from DOTTIE: Thank you to all our have battled cancer. This was Parrot Head friends and family for your support during the loss a very hard event for me, so of JT. He fought hard for 5 years trying to beat the cancer, but Brian, Jody and Lori read the lost the battle. He just did not have any strength left to fight. He script for the lightings. Thank was not ready to leave us, but God only takes the best, so his you Sarah for letting me light time to be relieved of his pain was here. This last year was a hard my candle for JT from your struggle, and with friends like you it made it easier. We will miss candles and to my friends that him everyday, but know that he is now dancing again. were there for me. Kaitlyn Thank you to everyone that sent their support and joined us to Leer as always sang celebrate the way JT would have wanted. Thanks to those that beautifully as we made our lap shared: Claudia, Drew, Kai and Bill. We know that JT was the around the track in silent same his whole life: one to enjoy life and always help. I know remembrance. The track was that when he worked he always took gifts to the secretaries and beautifully lit with the people that he knew were important to him (like the truck luminaria bags, which were maintenance guy). Thank you again for making the day special. put together the week before Dottie by part of the team with the help of some employees from Snyder- Lance. Thanks to Kim and Jeff Shull work they did ahead of time to get ready for putting the luminaria together and to everyone that came out to help on July 5th. As always it was a wet eye event as we honor, support and remember the ones we love.

A special thank you to Kim Shull for all the extra hours she worked on things before the event putting the bird houses together and making the lap bead necklaces. She kept JT and I company. Thanks also to Lori Staub for doing all the luminaria APPALACHIAN BREWING CO. NEWS

Every month, we at ABC track down a member of our Mug John Patti is excited to announce that he will be performing the Club, harass them slightly with a bunch of questions, and share National Anthem at Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore! some fun facts with the rest of you! Here’s this month’s “victim” Orioles vs. Braves on Tuesday July 28th 7:00 pm! C'mon out to Name: Ron Bean the ballgame! Mug #: 20 https://vimeo.com/84419566 is a video of John playing at an O’s Years in Mug Club: Inaugural Gateway member, and long-time spring training game in Sarasota, FLA in 2013. Buck former Battlefield member Showalter’s comments in this video are fun! Hometown (currently lives in): New Oxford, PA Favorite ABC flagship: Ron's Untapp'd app usually dictates AYNE S EW OOL what he's ordering while he's here, but he has been known to W ’ N P favor the Honey Wheat when it's available! Favorite ABC specialty: Varies Favorite Menu Item: Ron loves trying the specials out on the weekends, but pretzel logs are always the first thing he orders when he sits down. When he is not at ABC: You can find him with the rest of the local Parrot Heads on some sandy beach somewhere, or at least wishing he was on some sandy beach somewhere!

KEEP THE TROPHY FROM THE JAKIES!

Thanks for your years of loyalty, Ron!

This will be the track at Rich Valley Golf Course for the EPIC Amish versus Hanover Putt-Putt challenge on August 9. Have you paid your “greens fees” yet? Our intrepid bowlers won the initial challenge; we cannot allow the Amish take possession of the Phlocking Tiki Trophy! Look for info if you want to play and support the Wounded Warriors Project and again defeat those Amish. DID YOU SPOT 'S HISTORY LESSON AMEO IN URASSIC ORLD American , C 'J W ? Rick Moore July 6, 2015 Jordan Zakarin, June 12, 2015 is a great This weekend’s blockbuster Jurassic World features a number of electric guitar soloist, a real-life brands on its fictional theme park’s Main Street. Among formidable multi- the most prominent franchises: , an outpost of the instrumentalist, and an restaurant chain owned by beloved musician/beach bum Jimmy instantly-recognizable Buffett. singer who was lucky As with the rest of the stores and eateries on the boardwalk, the enough to run into a couple production team built their own fully functioning Margaritaville, of guys named Crosby and which they then destroyed during one of the movie’s big dino Nash back in the ‘60s. But rampages. Even better though, is one of the restaurant’s patrons those in the know are also during that key scene: Buffett himself, who makes a cameo aware of what an while the Pteranodons are dive bombing the resort’s visitors. outstanding writer and acoustic guitarist he is as well. You might not recognize him at first, but according to the film’s “Treetop Flyer” is the excellent classic track from his 1991 Stills production designer, Buffett was double-fisting liquor and Alone , a recording of nearly all unaccompanied mostly- mugging for the camera as the sky fell down around him. “It’s original acoustic songs. The album got mixed reviews, many just a little tiny bit when the Pteranodons start to attack and you from people who (understandably) took issue with the processed see him running, and he’s holding a couple of margaritas,” sound of Stills’ Martin guitar. But a great song is a great song, Edward Verreaux told Yahoo Movies earlier this week. “He’s and “Treetop Flyer” is one of Stills’ finest. It’s the story of a trying to gingerly keep the margaritas safe.” Vietnam vet who came home from the war with a marketable new skill: the ability to fly under the radar. When these pilots returned from combat to a public that often shunned them, and wouldn’t give them a job or help them deal with what they’d been through, they found a way to make money with this skill in running drugs, guns, and whatever other contraband someone would pay them to deliver. Stills sings in the first person for this song’s six verses – no chorus, no bridge – and really sounds like he is the “Treetop There’s no photographic evidence of Buffett in the movie yet, Flyer,” or as if he definitely knows someone who was. This song but we did discover a shot of him deep within the Jurassic has conflict, greed, danger, and a romantic relationship – all the World website, where you can see him having a typically joyful pieces that make a song important and memorable. At least one time during a marketing photo shoot. troubadour of the current generation was so influenced by this So, how did the 68-year-old rock legend get so involved with the song that he decided to make music his career. Ray LaMontagne movie? credits Stills’ song with prompting him to make the decision that Buffett has been friends with Jurassic World producer Frank his life would be music and nothing else. “It was ‘Treetop Flyer’ Marshall for over 30 years, and they frequently work together. off a solo record that Stills had done, which really knocked me Buffett acted in and provided music for the 2011 Marshall- out,” LaMontagne told National Public Radio’s Scott Simon in produced family film Hoot, and he had a cameo in the Marshall- 2006. directed 1995 movie Congo. The two also partnered on a is out of print, and it’ll cost you a pretty penny to Facebook game back in 2013, appropriately titled find a copy. And don’t look for it on Spotify either – for some Margaritaville. reason probably related to licensing issues, it’s not there. You can hear the original version of “Treetop Flyer” on YouTube, though. And you can find , an album of Stills demos that contains an early version of the song, on Spotify. On Just Roll Tape, Stills sings, “I’ll fly whiskey for you, I’ll fly guns” in the second verse, but he later changed that line to “I’ll fly any cargo that you can pay to run” in what would become the definitive version. In a catalog filled with songs that defined the sound of a generation, “Treetop Flyer” stands out as one of Stills’ best pieces of work. A word of caution if you decide you want to learn how to play this song. Before you drive yourself nuts trying to figure it out: Stills’ guitar is tuned to the DADGAD tuning, sometimes known as Celtic tuning or Bensusan (as in Pierre Bensusan) Given their friendship and Buffett’s presence in the film, it only tuning. And beware of lyric sites that say the words in the fifth made sense that the singer and his performed verse are “I get the shit down, I tie it fast” – Stills is really at the Jurassic World premiere after-party this week. Star Chris singing “ship,” not “shit.” (EdNote: Buffett covered this song on Pratt generated some headlines when he went up on stage to help his CD, but you have to wait till the end and listen sing “Margaritaville” for the audience, giving Parrotheads even to the dead air for a few seconds when Jimmy comes back more incentive to see the film. Yahoo.com/movies complaining about not being able to find the "hidden track.") BUFFETT RECORDS VIDEO WITH HOCKEY NIGHT IN MARGARITAVILLE

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Tinley Park, Chicago, Ill June 27 Jonathan Peays of the Chicago Blackhawks brought the Stanley Cup backstage. Mr. Utley and Jimmy shared a Landshark from the trophy.

GUMBO QUIZ: WHO’S FOR REAL ? Over his career, Jimmy’s songs have told us stories about many fictitious characters like Frankie & Lola, Ace, Skip Wiley, Travis McGee and Norman Paperman. However, Jimmy has also mentioned some very real people as well! How many people, living or dead, can you list whose name is sung in a song by Mr. Buffett? There are three basic rules: 1) To qualify, the lyric must contain the persons first and last name (Flaubert in Love in the Library does not count, no Gustav was sung). 2) The name must be SUNG, not spoken or shouted. 3) The names of Coral Reefers do not qualify (See rule #2). There are at least 30 legitimate answers, so test your memory (not the lyrics search websites). Answer list on Page 9. Jimmy Buffett appears in the Grateful Dead’s 50th anniversary EdNote: Thanks to Rich Leiby of the Berks County Parot Head video “Ripple”. The Grateful Dead played its final show on July Club for this research! 5th. Playing for Change has released a video featuring an international cast of musicians — some well-known, some not — playing “Ripple”, a song from the great 1970 album “CORAL REEFERS” MCANALLY & UTLEY American Beauty. The new clip features appearances by Bill TALK UFFETT IXIE LYERS ORE Kreutzmann, Jimmy Buffett, , David Hidalgo of B , D F &M Los Lobos. Nocturnal Journal with Dave Hoekstra on WGN Chicago http://wgnradio.com/2015/06/28/coral-reefers-mac-mcanally-and- “Ripple” is in support of the Playing For Change Foundation’s michael-utley-talk-buffett-the-dixie-flyers-and-more-from-the- music schools and programs for children worldwide and we need session-circuit/ your help. Watch the video and then let’s turn that inspiration we all share into something bigger. Join the “Ripple Effect” campaign so we can all leave the world better than we found it, one heart and one song at a time. As Jerry Garcia said, “Let there Guitarist Mac McAnally and keyboardist/musical director take some time out from their tour with Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band to talk with Dave Hoekstra on the Journal. They talk about what it’s like collaborating with Buffett, how the unique blend of blues, country and jazz influences from the southern US have shaped their respective sounds, Utley’s work as part of Atlantic Records’ “Dixie Flyers”, and McAnally’s lengthy songwriting career.

STRAIGHT OUT OF FRUITCAKES! You can pick up a 1-ounce bottle of Junior Mint Scent perfume for $20 from demeterfragrance.com. Also available in Tootsie Roll, Frozen be songs to fill the air…” Margarita, Mojito, Mango, Grapefruit, JOIN THE #RippleEffect CAMPAIGN HERE: Caribbean Sea and virtually every fruit, https://playingforchange.com/rippleef vegetable, flower and cocktail you can imagine. Plus Log Cabin, Dirt, Laundromat and Earth Worm! I am ordering Chipotle Pepper and PLAYING FOR CHANGE DAY 2015 IS ON SEPTEMBER Curry for my personal use! 19TH. LISTEN, LEARN, ENJOY, AND CONTRIBUTE! ADAMS COUNTY SPCA HELP Douglas Zartman added to our SPCA donation....64 cases of pedigree dog food!!! Woof woof !!! Thanks Doug! Fabulous day at the SPCA!!!! The puppies and kitties they were so cute! We donated about $1,300 worth of other products. Thanks so much to everyone that donated. They were so appreciative! Great Job to all who donated! Special shout out to my shoppers. Cindy Staub, Jane Bean, Bridget Seidler. Lori Staub

Hanover Geo Trail Geocaching, the international treasure- hunting game, has come to Hanover! Main Street Hanover has plotted its very own treasure map, known as the Hanover Geo Trail. The trail includes over 20 different cache locations throughout the downtown and greater Hanover area. What is GeoCaching? Modern adventurers can use their GPS devices to navigate the path to elusive ‘caches’, which are hidden containers holding a logbook for the hunters to sign. GeoCaches are hidden in landmarks, public parks, and even parking lots and businesses. All geocaches are officially registered with www.geocaching.com. Participants will need to register on the website to retrieve coordinates and other location information. Registration on geocaching.com is free. A GeoCache app can be downloaded on smart phones, enabling the cacher to navigate to caches, and find additional caches nearby. Before setting out to find the caches, you will need an official passport booklet. Passports are free and can be downloaded from the Hanover Chamber’s website, or by visiting Doug is on the case! the Hanover Chamber/Main Street Hanover office. Each cache will contain a unique code to be used in your passport as proof of finding the cache. Cachers who complete 85 percent of the trail or more will receive a commemorative coin, made specifically for the geo trail, which features the Main Street Hanover logo. There is no set deadline for completion, and participants may collect their coin until the supply runs out. Current coin count available: 80 *The new shipment of coins has just arrived! Where can I find the caches? To find Hanover, PA Geo Trail caches: Geocache4 1. Log on to www.geocaching.com (create a profile, if needed) 2. Click on the ‘Play’ drop down menu to locate the “Hide & Seek a Cache” link THE SOCIETY TEAM AT RELAY 3. Under “Seek a Cache…”, scroll down to “Other Search Options” 4. Under “Cache Name”, type “HGT -” (there must be a space between the T and the -) Please visit the official GeoCaching website for more information. (EdNote: Member Kathy Robinette has been a “Cacher” for years and has recruited Ringo for many explorations )

From a young dishwasher at The Mill came these words: “Decaf coffee, that’s like getting a hug from a hooker.”

OW THE ARGARITA OT ITS AME One popular story attributes its creation to actress Rita H M G N Hayworth, who in the 1940s was doing an extended theater By Ali Rosen, May 28, 2015, FoxNews.com engagement in Tijuana. “The actress was evidently somewhat of a barfly and was fond of tequila,” says Tad Carducci, one of the authors of The Tippling Brothers: A Lime and a Shaker. “The bartender was fond of the actress and named his concoction after her.” Hayworth’s real name? Margarita Carmen Cansino. Legend has it that when she came back to California she shared the drink and its popularity grew. But another more plausible story is that the margarita grew out of a popular concoction called The Daisy, typically made with brandy. There’s a tale that another Tijuana bartender in the 1930’s swapped the brandy for tequila. “The result was so tasty that the customer ordered another,” says Martineau. “The drink was christened a tequila daisy––and daisy in Spanish is 'margarita.’” (In one form or another, the margarita is the most popular There is yet another story of a German diplomat’s daughter alcoholic drink in the U.S. (iStock)) named Marguerite who had the drink named after her. There is nothing better in summer than sitting outside with a cold Lacy Hawkins, of Brooklyn’s Clover Club, says that “everyone margarita – or as Jimmy Buffet might say, wasting away in has a different theory and everyone is right and wrong.” Margaritaville. The Margarita Boom But while it seems the potent combination of tequila, triple sec The margarita—as we know it today—earned a place in popular and lime has always been with us, there was a time before the culture by the 1950’s when Esquire magazine made it its ‘Drink margarita had its name. of the Month”. And much like the drink today, with its classic style or frozen Tequila sales grew gradually and by the time Jimmy Buffet’s variations, there is much debate about the real story of the song Margaritaville came out in 1977, the drink was everywhere. margarita. What’s in a Name? The only thing that is sure in the history of the margarita is that, "there is no fact,” Dominic Alcocer, the director Olmeca Altos and Tequila Avión at alcohol producer Pernod Ricard says. “That's the fun part, that's the myth.“ Like many drinks, the margarita at least two histories: one that tells the history of the name and the other of the ingredients. “Everyone has a different theory and everyone is right and wrong.” But what’s known for sure it that the margarita’s ingredients have been sipped in some form or another for at least a century. Chantal Martineau, author of How to Gringos Stole Tequila, points out that she “found an old cocktail book from 1937 with a recipe for a drink called a picador. It was exactly the same thing as a margarita.” (Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville restaurant at The Flamingo on Alcocer says that around the same time, the margarita began to the Las Vegas Strip. Buffet's song about the drink released in be called by its current name and notes that all of the origin 1977 helped make it a lasting part of pop culture. (Margaritaville stories of the drink date back “to just before the World War Two and the Flamingo Las Vegas)) era.” “Soon, the margarita was a mainstay of Tex-Mex restaurants, then spread beyond that to become synonymous with spring break debauchery,” Martineau notes. It is also hard to pinpoint why the margarita went from a simple cocktail to a frozen drink phenomenon. Hawkins says that the popularity of the margarita coincided with a growth of blended drinks in the 1970’s when the U.S. had a “technological boom where people could have electronics in their home and bars.” But firmly placing it as America’s most ordered cocktail, according to the Distilled Spirits Council of the (DISCUS), is the thirst for tequila in the U.S. DISCUS says that tequila sales went from $962 million in 2003 to $2 billion in 2013. (Continued next page)

Many believe that the drink was named after Hollywood star Rita Hayworth. (AP) Marriage is the headstone of American society. Maj. Frank Burns, 4077 MASH Reclaiming the True Margarita ASTED WAY T S ALTIC ITA ILLE A whopping 30 percent of margaritas ordered in restaurants are W A : I ’ B -R -V flavored, according to DISCUS. And companies continue to capitalize on the popularity of the margarita by creating new variations. “Brands keep releasing alco-pops that trade on that popularity and mixers that are supposed to be the easier or lower calorie way to a margarita. It’s not authentic,” Martineau says. ”But it’s so heavily marketed that it’s taken on a life of its own. So now, a lot of people think that’s what a margarita is.” While this is bad news for the purists who see the only way to drink a margarita is on the rocks with a rim of salt –no blender required, Alcocer thinks that these trends are leading to a new evolution of the drink. “It used to be just maybe a party drink or a boozy brunch drink or frozen, but now on top of all those uses now there are mezcal mint and jasmine margaritas. And so that is something that people are starting to experiment with.” Ready for renovation on the Baltic Sea stretching for over three It’s unclear if it will it still be called a margarita years from miles along the white sandy beach on Germany's Baltic Sea now. But for time being, be it on the rocks, frozen or smelling island of Ruegen, lies the world’s biggest hotel with 10,000 like jasmine-- a drink by any other name would taste as sweet. bedrooms all facing the sea. But for 70 years since it was built,

no holiday maker has ever stayed there. This is hotel Prora, a WHERE WERE YOU IN 1974? massive building complex built between 1936 and 1939 by the Nazis as part of their "Strength through Joy" program. Seems like a perfect fit for the expansion of the Margaritaville, it’s got 4.5 km of beach front property on the Baltic Sea.

140 PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR STOLEN FROM PA STORE HIT BY 4 BRA HEISTS The Associated Press Published: July 3, 2015, 2:11 pm WILKES-BARRE, Pa. (AP) – First they took the bras. Now they’ve come back for the panties. Police say 140 pairs of underwear have been stolen from a northeast Pennsylvania store that’s been struck by four bra heists since February. Police say the manager of the Victoria’s Secret store reported the Thursday afternoon theft but couldn’t provide a description of the suspect or surveillance video. The underpants are valued at $2,180. Surveillance video of the April theft showed two women stuffing bras into a bag. Police say the store never turned over video of three previous thefts. ERVEZA UESO The stolen bras are valued at more than $7,700 C Q This beer and cheese dip uses only three basic ingredients, takes about 15 minutes to prepare and is really good. Each different I JUST LIKE PIGS! beer you use will create a different flavor. ENJOY! ‘I just like pigs’ naked man drinking beer arrested in barn • 12 ounces bottled beer Millersville, PA — A Pennsylvania man is facing a charges after • 8 ounces cream cheese a nearby farmer busted him in a barn having beers with his pigs. • 1 pound cheddar or pepper jack cheese In the nude. Directions: 64-year-old Larry Henry told police, “I just like pigs” when they 1. Pour the beer in a medium sauce pot and place over medium found him in the hog barn June 26 about 10:15 p.m. heat. Bring to a simmer. When the foam drops - - - Henry faces a preliminary hearing. He’s been charged with 2. Cut the cream cheese into cubes and place in the pot. Then trespassing, public drunkenness and indecent exposure shred the cheddar and add it to the pot. Arrest papers show Henry was previously banned from the farm 3. Whisk continually until both cheeses have melted and the beer since he got caught trespassing four years ago. cheese dip is smooth. It will look a little thin, but will thicken the Police say Henry smelled of alcohol and acknowledged drinking moment it starts to cool. a six-pack of Hamm’s beer with the hogs. Extras if desired – chopped jalapeno peppers, crumbled bacon (EdNote: Of course he likes Hamm’s) bits, green onion stems chopped Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of having an empty beer glass. 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