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ISSUE No5 whatsupwhatson.com facebook.com/whatsupwhatson FREE twitter.com/whatsupwhatson EXCLUSIVE – Holly Walsh MUSIC – The Maccabees WIN – Wakestock tickets TATTOOS – I Good Times 2 WUWO magazine Contents Contributors - WUWO Media Editor in Chief Welcome to edition 5 of WUWO Magazine. - Steven Godwin This edition has been loads of fun to get together. We have been Editor out and about searching for cool interviews and collecting great - Gary Rampling stories. We have gone further on our quest to include great comedy and welcome Holly Walsh to this edition. WUWO Magazine went Editorial to meet Modestep and the Maccabees to have a chat and find out - David Cook - Fergus Dufton what they have been up to. Like we said “loads of fun”! - Brian Danclair - Matthew Elcock Go online for full video interview’s www.wuwomagazine.com. - Ally Kanji - Mary-Clare O’Connor So the Olympics is coming to the UK in July - if you’re an Olympics fan look out - Maria Martinez Ugartechea for our ‘Festivals and Olympic’ edition next month. x MUSIC COMEDY Design To get in direct touch to WUWO Magazine’s Editor in Chief please email [email protected]. - Andrew Brown Maccabees, Benga, Cardinal Burns, - Marcel Waigand Modestep, Miles Kane, Facejacker, Holly Walsh, Social media / Marketing Young Guns, Spector, Dry Edinburgh Festival, FEAT U RES - Osei - Asibe Bobieh - Ansah the River, Chiddy Bang... Alex Horne... - Tezel Erol 10 Holly Walsh Advertising SEX TRAVEL We talk about school days, future projects and six-year-old hecklers - Jessica Leung 16 The Maccabees Interview Weird sex, fetish Berlin, Budapest, Getting ready for Alexandra Palace and tripping over cables fanatics, Pin up scandals, New York, La Plagne, relationship rows, how to Cornwall, cheap deals 24 Modestep Chat with WUWO Magazine Contact Read the article and check the video www.wuwomagazine.com/music lose a date in 5 mins... and top travel tips... To get in contact about editorial requests 28 I Love Good Times Tattoo Parlour Photo Diary [email protected] FOOD UN-CULTURED Colourful pain creates good tattoos that last forever To get in contact for advertising requests Crazy combos, Cocktails Photo diaries, Geeks, REGULARS [email protected] galore, Slippery foods, Retro, Weird stuff, Cool WUWO magazine is published monthly by Cheap dinner date ideas, stuff, Funny stuff and WUWO publishing. 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WUWO have been dusting off the cobwebs from some 1980’s cartoon classics… Cat Furniture The Crooked House He-Man Your cats may have little basket bed things, but that’s When we saw The Crooked House (Krzywy Domek), When he’s not the world saving red-haired Master of the Universe, he is not fair! You try sleeping in a basket-bed. ‘Cedel Pets we thought we needed to tell the world about this, Adam – a fairly normal bloke who happens to own a power sword (pretty lucky if and Style’ agree with this and have created a bed for because it’s so funked up. This building looks like it you ask me) which when raised at the same time as shouting “BY THE POWER OF your pets. What about chairs? Cats can sit on them has been heavily photoshopped but it hasn’t. It was GREYSKULL” will turn him into He-Man. too. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve walked just born that way, dammit! The Crooked House lives into WUWO’s office and there’s a load of cats having in Sopat, Poland and houses restaurants, bars and shop • He-Man was created out of the frustration of Ray Wagner, CEO of Mattel after a meeting, using all the chairs in the office. Cedel have but none that will grab your attention as much as the turning down a deal to produce the toyline for the movie Star Wars got them covered too with little cat sofas. Thank God. unique design of the building. It has been carefully • ‘Conan Properties’ unsuccessfully tried to sue Mattel claiming their character These beds are clearly just a fun gimmick, but if you made to look like it is exhausted and has started to He-Man was based upon their character Conan the Barbarian want your cat to be more sophisticated, then why sag as a consequence of this. Don’t feel too sorry for • He-Man is a rare example of someone being cool and ginger not purchase one? It’ll make for an...interesting it though, it was only built in 2003, surely it can’t be conversation to visitors. exhausted already. Lazy. Dungeons and Dragons After going on a roller-coaster called Dungeons & Dragons, six kids get teleported to another dimension called ‘the Realm’, and befriend a rather delightful dwarfish gentleman named the Dungeon Master, who gives each of them an incredibly useful magical item Competition (like a pole vaulting pole…obviously) which shall aid them in their adventures. • In 1985, the National Coalition on Television Violence demanded a warning be shown during each broadcast stating the show had been linked to real life violent deaths • While a final episode was written to conclude the story, it was only ever written and never made Win tickets for • The Dungeon Master resembles Paul Daniels…fact Chip ‘n Dale Resuce Rangers With the sterling help of their chums Gadget, Monterey Jack, and Zipper, these two would-be Starsky and Hutches solve crimes deemed “too small” for the police. Often finding themselves up against Fat Cat and the mad scientist Norton Nimnul, the pair battle adversity and, impressively, get taken seriously with their voices. • When creator, Tad Stones, first came up with the idea of the Rescue Rangers the main character was an Indiana Jones type mouse named Kit Colby. with WUWO Magazine • Tress MacNeille, who is the voice of Seymour Skinner’s mum in the Simpsons, voices Chip. • Chip ‘n Dale are male. (I checked this out - it’s apparently true) Go online to Jamie and the Magic Torch Every night, after Jamie’s bedtime, his pet dog Wordsworth appears holding a torch in his mouth. Jamie would then shine the torch on the floor, opening up a portal to and go to our competition page Cuckoo Land. Once in Cuckoo Land (which was arrived at via helter skelter slide) the fun would begin...maybe Jamie should lay off those magic mushrooms. • The series was written and narrated by Brian Trueman, who later wrote shows such as Dangermouse and Count Duckula. Calvin Harris | Dizzee Rascal • The Eugene McGuinness video for ‘Monsters Under the Bed’ was based on the cartoon, and copied the opening titles. Ed Sheeran | Flux Pavilion • Wordsworth the dog sounds like Robbie Coltrane. Annie Mac | The All-American Rejects For more retro stories go to wuwomagazine.com/retro 6 SEX TELEVISION 7 A good wife always knows her place but a bitch will put him in his Mary-Clare O’Connor THOU SHALT BE A DOMESTIC GODDESS “Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even “A dreamgirl wont kill herself to im- “A good wife always knows her place.” Such are the closing remarks from the night before to have a delicious press anyone. She’ll start out cooking ‘The Good Wife’s Guide’ (allegedly) published in Housekeeping Weekly, meal ready, on time for his return. him a one course meal; popcorn. No This is a way of letting him know that fancy doilies. A Tupperware bowl dated 13 May 1955. Although debate rages over whether this article is the you have been thinking about him does the trick.” real deal, the sentiments and principles from the Stepford Wife era remain and are concerned about his needs.” unaltered; a fifties housewife’s vocation was to love, honour and obey the THOU SHALT RESPECT HIS PRIVACY man in her life. And when she wasn’t pleasing hubby, she should be reading up on how to ensure he lives his life in absolute bliss. “Don’t ask him questions about his “Do not appear to check up on him or actions or question his judgment or get him to check in with you. Do not integrity. Remember he is the master ask him to account for the time that But society has come a long way since the days when these days is the smack of Toms on the pavement as of the house and as such will always he isn’t with you.” divorce was a four letter word. With the Sixties came our hunter gathers scuttle back to their Playstation- exercise his will with fairness and a new wave of feminism and sexual liberation; women decked caves from whence they came. truthfulness. You have no right to question him.” began to push more than ever through the glass ceiling and achieve income and status in their own In an environment where a girl’s ambition lies in right.