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FR KUTA WEEKLEEY Volume 7, Issue 379 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) BALI V-TWIN DOCTOR Crusoe’s Kuta Townhouses DO YOURSELF A “FLAVOUR” Shall we Meet in Bali? Bali Ranks 48th and Jakarta 172 Try our Among World D e s t i n a t i o n s for Meeting and Conferences The director development for for only m e e t i n g s , i n c e n t i v e s , Rp. conferences and exhibitions (MICE) 125,000 for the Ministry of Tourism and the Creative Economy, Includes Soup & Salad Achyaruddin, has told conclusion reflects the Bisnis.com that only Bali and findings of the International Buffet Station Jakarta qualify as “existing Congress and Convention destinations” for the lucrative Association (ICCA) who meeting and conference globally review facilities and Monday to Sunday i n d u s t r y c a p a b l e o f services available for SEE competing for a share of the meetings and conference. PAGE 5:30pm to 10:30pm international MICE market. 22 Continue to page 2 Achyaruddin's

If you have any interesting articles or would would like to advertise please send to [email protected] - Ph. 087 860 904 078 1 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Come Fly with Me! I n d o n e s i a Wibowo, who P o i s e d t o is also CEO of Citilink Airline, said Become Fifth the current rapid L a r g e s t growth in domestic A v i a t i o n air travel would soon see Indonesia M a r k e t i n as the world's fifth T e r m s o f largest aviation D o m e s t i c market after the Fliers U . S . A . , C h i n a , Japan and Brazil. T h e S t a t e According to a News Agency Antara study conducted by r e p o r t s t h a t Association (INACA), Arif M c K i n s e y a n d C o m p a n y, Indonesia's expanding economy Wibowo, calculates that domestic Indonesia will become the world's will soon propel the Country into air traffic doubled from 2008 to 7th largest economy in 2030 with becoming the fifth largest 2013 when 74.2 million people 90 million people taking a flight domestic air market in the world. flew domestically. each year. That total surpasses U n d e r l y i n g t h e h u g e Meanwhile, 10.8 million the 77 million French citizens who potential for Indonesian air traffic is people flew internationally through currently take a flight each year. the Country's population of 240 an Indonesian airport in 2013. million and the large area of the By 2015 the total size of the www.balidiscovery.com globe covered by Indonesia's domestic air traffic market among more than 17,000 islands. all ASEAN countries will hit 100 The chairman of the million, a number expected to Indonesian National Air Carrier grow to 180 million by 2018. Continued from page 1 markedly from ranking 92nd interesting attractions, in 2012. Meanwhile, Jakarta accommodation quality and In the ICCA rankings, only ranked 176th in 2012, slipping availability, exhibition space, two Indonesian destinations meet slightly from the rank of 172 one meeting facilities, destination their established criteria as year before. image, environmental quality and international MICE destinations: A m o n g t h e c r i t e r i a skill-base of workers in the MICE Jakarta and Bali. c o n s i d e r e d b y I C C A i n sector. Bali was listed as the 48th determining the competitiveness best MICE destination worldwide of a given MICE destination are: www.balidiscovery.com in the 2013 rankings, improving accessibility, stakeholder support,

2 3 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner BALI THE RIGHT WAY Treading Water G'day again punters and welcome to the first week of the A.F.L I K e t u t Ti r t a , a l l a c c i d e n t s , ” h e season for 2014. I'm hoping for a huge run at the premiership for executive secretary of explained. the Mighty Pies and am looking forward to seeing what pans out Gahawisri-Bali, told the T i r t a s a i d h e h a s during the year. I'd say the lads on all teams will be about as fit as State News Agency repeatedly reminded Gahawisri they can be and provided injury doesn't hit home to early in the run, Antara, “On the average members to put safety concerns every water sports before profit in serving their we should all be in for a pisser season of footy, Karn The Pies. Just operator employs 20-25 tourist guests. At the same time, [email protected] quickly and in closing regards the footy, don't forget to get into the guides, but those to members are asked to establish “Kuta Town Houses” and throw your nomination down for the whom we are able to standard operating and safety footy tipping. For those of us that never missit each year, I suggest you remind everyone, as every year provide training is only p r o c e d u r e s f o r m a r i n e there are so many people that want to come to the wind up party and get into a decent shin dig, but alas, around two people for operations. without a tipping membership you can only watch. Trust me when I say it's the best value deal on the each company.” Tirta alluded to the recent island and generally costs the powers that be a damn sight more than is available from tipster Tirta said the incident in which two Japanese contributions. Get in and see Mr Derrick and get your name on the list. Karn The Pies, training of water sports tourists died, saying the failure to guides is very important use a local guide was a Ok moving along this week saw the passing of a true legend in the world when Mr Len Buckridge passed given the risks implied in contributing factor in that tragedy. at age 77. We are talking about a true man amongst men who would not let the powers that be get one over Need for More Safety their field of work. Water “In fact, every foreign company is him. He stood up to the people that thought they might be a little more than they were and generally guides, he said, need to know required to used local guides who played a cool hand and beat whoever tried. I remember a time while being involved in the building and Training of Bali's Water about the weather, sea conditions know the local sea conditions. In Sports Personnel and safety procedures. this regard, we think government construction industry in Perth when Mr Buckridge started doing his own concrete pads for his spec homes “The training we provide supervision is weak. We hope in and after a while the companies that supplied the concrete mix decided that he was under charging and The Bali chapter of the I n d o n e s i a W a t e r S p o r t provides at least the base the future that government will that the best action was to hold supply on him, needless to say this caused a hiccup in the B.G.C building E n t r e p r e n e u r s A s s o c i a t i o n foundation for water sports intensify their supervision of time frames, so he went straight to the source and built his own batching plant and now is arguably the (Gahawisri) is asking the provincial guides, making them better able foreigners working without the biggest and most successful concrete merchant in Australia. The same companies that tried to slow him government of Bali to facilitate the to perform professionally in proper permits,” said Tirta. down back in the day are probably now his biggest customers. The same thing happened with timber training of water sports guides on a providing service to tourists. At the supply when an apparent higher ranking person thought they might take the wind from his sails, he did the minimum schedule of twice a year. very least, we hope it will eliminate www.balidiscovery.com same thing, he just started his own mill and dealt direct with timber growers or imported high grade products essentially cutting out the middle man. He was a very clever man. (I heard about a fellow who runs a newspaper that is much the same) The Buckridge group employs many thousands of people in Australia and overseas and doesn't look like slowing at all. The brand is now famous for many landmark Get Inked @ Bali Ink buildings in and around Perth, Australia, and the rest of the world. My heartfelt sympathy goes out to all family members who survived Len, and thank the family for the fantastic contribution they have all made to the state. R.I.P Lenny. Lastly this week saw the disappearance of a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing with over 200 souls on board, and at time of writing this article the plane has still not been found. I have listened to many different news stories with some claiming terrorist actions and others saying hijacks, but at the end of the day one can only imagine how hard it would be for the families involved to not know how your loved ones are doing, dead or alive. Again I hope that somehow they find the aeroplane safe and sound and that everyone on board is safe and happy. It's always a terrible thing to hear about any aircraft that takes a hit as we are all living along way from home with the only way to get here being by plane. Okfolks that's about my lot for the week as I think it's about time for a few training beers in readiness for the A.F.L season ahead. I hope that the most of you stay safe happy healthy and always try to remember, Life is what you make it. Enjoy Your Week ALIASJ…. 4 5 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Keeping Current on Currency H a n d y G u i d e t o angles. Spotting Counterfeit Touch/Tactile Qualities – Genuine Indonesian WEEKLY SPORTS PROGRAMMES Indonesian Currency banknotes have a very B a l i d i s c o v e r y. c o m ' s distinctive “feel.' Run your Jl. Poppies I, Pasar Agung, Kuta, Bali Katrin Widodo has been fingers across the note to c o n d u c t i n g i n d e p e n d e n t detect embossed print stating Telp: (0361) 761464 website : www.kutatownhouses.com research on how best to detect the nominal value of the bill. counterfeit Indonesian bank The Indonesian national AFL SATURDAY notes. Along the way, Katrin emblem of the Garuda Bird learned that in Java alone last THURSDAY and the main portrait on the GWS Giants v Syd. Swans @1.30pm y e a r , B a n k I n d o n e s i a bill have a raised and NRL Footy Show @8.40pm Gold Coast Suns v Richmond @4.30pm authorities confiscated and embossed quality, as well. destroyed 13,110 counterfeit FRIDAY Also, let your fingers try to SUNDAY banknote. read the Braille on each bill Collingwood v Fremantle @4.30pm Carlton v Port Adelaide @4.30pm Here are some handy tips located on top the “Bank from Katrin on how to spot Indonesia” script. 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6 7 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner The worst animal vandals ever Whether it's a said. “I thought I hoard of red ants was having a stroke or or a trail of rabbits, something when I animals certainly realised my shirt was know how to cause full of ants.” 6. In perhaps the humans trouble u l t i m a t e a c t o f every now and revenge, a fire which again killed 100 cats at an News that a animal refuge near pigeon carrying a lit Toronto, Canada, in cigarette butt may 2008 was probably have caused a fire in s t a r t e d b y m i c e South London might c h e w i n g t h r o u g h sound unbelievable, electric cables.The but animals can be centre, run by the vandals, even if they Barnard was sidelined after H u m a n e S o c i e t y , e v e n don't mean to be. the Barnsley FC player slipped on acknowledged the apparently Whether they're the cause of a pool of urine left by his pet puppy, personal nature of the act of slips, trips, road accidents or Zak, on the kitchen floor. He tore a vandalism.A spokesman for the terrifying explosions, you should knee ligament and was out of organisation said: "It's unfortunate n e v e r u n d e r e s t i m a t e t h e action for four months in 1999. and ironic that mice caused the fire destructive power of our feathered 4. Farmer Mick Wilary from that killed the cats.” and furry friends. Stanley in County Durham, tripped 7. In Reykyavik in 2011 a 1. In 2011 Paralympian over a cat while moving bales of group of rabbits became the latest horse rider Lee Pearson tripped hay and tumbled down a flight of in a long line of animals causing over one of his pet chickens in his stairs, cracking his head open. multiple car pile ups around the back yard just as he was Later he broke his collar bone Icelandic capital.Geese and ducks recovering from a spinal injury when he was thrown from a horse in the carriageway also caused after falling from a horse. when it was spooked by a plastic similar accidents but the rabbits The gold medalist was bag. were a particular problem as their moving Edna, Tracy Turnboil and 5. Brazilian footballer numbers were so high. Wilba into a new hut when the Marcos Paulo Alves was attacked Officials said they were accident happened and he was left by a colony of red ants while breeding like, well, like rabbits. on his own, unable to get up. playing on the pitch during a state “I was like a dying turtle.” he championship later said. "It was much more match in Sao impressive falling off a horse and Paulo. breaking your back in four places He was but this one is just amusing, I forced to strip guess. It was silly." off his shirt and 2. A herd of 90 cows splash water managed to blow up a barn in from puddles Rasdorf, Germany earlier this year on the grass to when the methane gas from their alleviate the burps and bottoms ignited and stings but it took the roof off the building. wasn't enough Police issued a statement in and he was which they amusingly explained: forced to retire “'a static electric charge caused and take a bath the gas to explode with flashes of to soothe the flames”. One cow was badly pain. burned in the unexpected incident. “I felt my 3. Footballer Darren body numb” he 8 9 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Gambler sues Las Vegas casino Eastern Spirits A California man who lost Before his arrival in Las Future Expansion of Alcoholic will see the government give factory is located. $500,000 in 17 hours Vegas, Johnston, a resident B e v e r a g e P r o d u c t i o n opportunities to existing companies The chairman of the gambling at a Las Vegas of Ventura, had been given Facilities Limited to Bali and to expand their alcoholic beverage I n d o n e s i a n E n t r e p r e n e u r s casino was so drunk he credit in the amount of East Indonesia production by building new Association (Apindo), Sofjan factories. However, warned Wanandi, said the importation of $250,000, and that amount The Indonesian government could not remember the Hidayat, any new expansion will alcoholic beverages continues to was increased while he was will continue to tightly control episode after waking up in remain supervised and must increase. For this reason, he said gambling so he ultimately lost investment in the alcoholic beverage his hotel room, said a conform to a number of rules and the domestic alcoholic beverage $500,000, the lawsuit said. s e c t o r a n d p r o v i d e l i m i t e d regulations. industry must be assisted in order lawsuit filed on his behalf N e v a d a g a m i n g opportunities for expansion in a highly Hidayat added: “This is only to reduce the need for imports. that seeks to erase the regulations prohibit casinos to regulated environment. for expansion and not for new “Don't issue new permits, but issue debt. allow visibly drunk guests to The alcoholic drink industry is licenses. It can happen that an permit only for existing operators. Mark Johnston, 52, according to the lawsuit. currently listed by the Investment continue to gamble. existing company could cooperate It's better to build our industry arrived drunk at the Downtown Lyttle said he has never Coordination Board (BKPM) on the A spokeswoman for the with a new company, but I am not instead of continually importing Grand casino and was plied with heard of a gambler in Las Vegas negative investment list (DNI), Downtown Grand declined to recommending that. Businesses from Singapore and Japan,” said being allowed to lose such a large making new investments to produce free alcoholic drinks while he comment on the lawsuit, which can look for partnerships.” Wanandi. amount while intoxicated. alcoholic beverages problematic. gambled, according to the suit filed accuses the casino negligence, Control of the alcoholic " M r . J o h n s t o n , a n Moreover, existing alcoholic in Nevada state court for Clark reckless endangerment, fraud beverage sector will continue by www.balidixcovery.com beverage producers are not allowed County. experienced gambler, was and other wrongdoing. allowing expansion of production to expand current production or build After leaving the gaming dropping chips on the floor, It seeks to have a court facilities only in specified areas, new factories. tables, Johnston went to his hotel confusing chip colors and slurring declare Johnston's $500,000 such as East Indonesia and Bali. Bisnis.com reports that the room and woke up the next day with his speech badly, and he was gambling debt null and void, as The rules will stipulate that Industry Minister, M.S. Hidayat, said no memory of his time at the tables, unable to read his cards or set his w e l l a s u n s p e c i f i e d factory expansion must also the negative Investment list for stated the lawsuit, depicting his hands properly," the lawsuit accommodates the local culture compensatory and punitive alcoholic beverages has undergone a mental state while gambling as a stated. and obtain permits from the damages. revision that will soon be published. T h e d e s c r i p t i o n o f governor and regent where the "blackout period." Lyttle said he expects the The new policy, said Hidayat, Johnston's attorney, Sean Johnston's behaviour came casino will file a countersuit Lyttle, described him as a self-made largely from Eric Weis, a seeking payment of the debt, millionaire who previously owned a bartender at the casino who had after failing to have it withdrawn number of car dealerships and was previously befriended Johnston from Johnston's bank account. involved in real estate development. and sat beside him at one point "I'm frankly baffled by the Starting on the night of during the gambling episode, way this was handled and all I can January 30 and running into the Lyttle said. really think to chalk it up to is next afternoon at the casino in Weis has since stopped inexperience," Lyttle said. "This downtown Las Vegas, a few miles working at the casino, where he is a casino that opened its doors from The Strip, Johnston played felt pressured by management in November." paigow and blackjack for 17 hours over the incident, the attorney and was served about 20 drinks, said.

10 11 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Third-graders caught smoking pot Three third-graders The superintendent of were caught smoking the local school district, Leigh marijuana in the boys' Shampain, declined to b a t h r o o m o f t h e i r comment on any details of the northern California case but confirmed that students had been caught elementary school last smoking marijuana in the week in what the local school restroom last week. police chief says marked Both he and the police the youngest pot bust he c h i e f s a i d t h e c a s e has ever encountered. underscores concerns that The three boys, two legalizing marijuana for 8yearolds and one 9yearold, recreational use by adults in were caught by another California would make it student, who informed seemed to have had little easier for minors to gain access to school administrators, who in turn smoking experience and did not pot in the future. alerted local law enforcement, appear to be under the influence S a i d S t i n s o n , " I t ' s said Sonora Police Chief Mark when confronted. something to think about." Stinson. S t i n s o n d e c l i n e d t o California in 1996 became Police officers detained the comment on anything the boys the first of 20 U.S. states to allow youngsters for questioning, then said, or on the possible origins of marijuana use for medical released them to their parents, the pot, except to say that "it came purposes, and a Field Poll in Stinson said. from several sources." December found that 55 percent of The police chief of Sonora, a He said the incident will registered voters supported picturesque "Gold Country" town remain under investigation to expanding legalization to in the Sierra foothills about 130 determine whether the boys could recreational use. miles east of San Francisco, said be considered criminally culpable. Colorado and Washington the youngest person he previously Under California law, no one under State approved ballot measures knew of being busted for smoking 12 is usually charged with a crime, doing just that in November 2012. pot was about 10 years of age. but the boys could be subject to The last time such a proposal was A pipe and a very small juvenile justice proceedings. put to California voters, in 2010, it amount of marijuana were seized, "The first step is, we have to was defeated. he said, adding that the boys determine whether they knew right from wrong," Driver finds $12,000 stash in spare tyre A Ohio woman took the O h i o S h e r i f f car she bought seven Department.The car was m o n t h s a g o t o a purchased new in August. dealership to replace a Cavanaugh said the flat tire this week and woman has not been charged with any crime, and learned she has been investigators were trying to driving around with trace the marijuana back to e i g h t p o u n d s o f parts suppliers or vehicle marijuana in the spare. transport firms. Mechanics at the Cavanaugh said this dealership in Amherst, Ohio, case was not the first time west of Cleveland made the They found marijuana worth marijuana has been found in discovery when they installed the about $12,000 wrapped in plastic unexpected places, including tires spare tire and heard a "loud that had been stashed in the tire, and hidden compartments."I'm thumping" as the woman drove according to Chief Deputy Dennis sure it is not the only vehicle out away, police said. Cavanaugh of the Lorain County, there with this," Cavanaugh said. 12 13 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Voting in The Zone Bali Divided into Four Denpasar and the regency of free of campaign activities as Kuta Town Houses Separate Campaign Zones Gianyar. mutually agred by of all the for Legislative Elections Zone II includes the regencies competing political parties. The province of Bali will be of Badung and Tabanan. divided into four separate zones for Z o n e I I I i n c l u d e s t h e www.balidiscovery.com the coming legislative campaign regencies of Jembrana and and elections to be held from March Buleleng. 31st March 2014 16, 2014 until April 5, 2014. Zone IV includes the Check-In: 30th March The division up of the island regencies of Bangli, Klungkung Check-Out: 1st April into separate zones was agreed and Karangasem. recently at a meeting between the Meanwhile, candidates for Provincial Election Board (KPU- the Regional Representative Bali) and the political parties. Council (DPD-RI) will be given Quoted by the State News chance to campaign. “Five DPD Agency Antara, Kadek Wirati said in candidate can campaign at the Denpasar on Tuesday, March 4, same time in a single regency,” 2014, “We have given equal explained Wirati. schedules and equivalent time KU-Bali hopes that an allocations for campaigning so the open and free campaign will run campaign will be seen as fair and peacefully and its integrity just by all participating parties.” guarded by all concerned. Wirati explained that the nine Properly undertaken, KPU-Bali is regencies and metropolitan areas of confident that the democratic Bali have been divided into four p r o c e s s w i l l a l s o p r o v e campaign zones, with every zone interesting to visiting tourists encompassing between two to three coming to the island. regencies. During the period March 28 Zone I includes the city of – April 1, 2014 over the Hindu The night before is where guests are allowed to go around and watch the Ogoh-ogoh New Year celebrations Bali will be ceremonies and have to be back at the hotel by 5:00am on 31st March.

On Nyepi Day breakfast is as usual and noise is kept minimal. Pools, Sport Bar and certain areas will be open for staying guest. Restaurant will serve as a set menu for both Lunch & Dinner for that day which is compulsory to all guests for: Rp.290,000(adult) & Rp.190,000(child below 10 years) * Lunch - Brazilian BBQ (12pm to 2:30pm)

Chicken Wings Top Sirloin Corn Includes Soup & Salad Chicken Wrapped in Bacon Rump Cap Potatoes Buffet Station Chorizo Sausage Hump Pineapple Cumberland Sausage Ham Garlic Bread Pork Ribs Lamb * Dinner - Cold Cuts Roast Dinner (6pm to 8pm) Beef Chicken Pork Ham Fresh King Prawn Platter 8 types of fresh salad you can choose from: Green Salad - Coleslaw - Fusilli pasta - Tomato with balsamic Potato Salad - Macaroni Salad - Curry rice salad - Watermelon with onion For bookings please contact the reception: Tel: +62 361 761464 or send email to [email protected] 14 15 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Lost German survives on flies in outback Stranded by floods and kilometres (2,400 lost, a German backpacker miles) from New South survived for around two Wales to Uluru Ayer's Rock Biomicrobe weeks in Australia's in the heart of Australia. inhospitable Outback on a "What I enjoy about the walking most is just how diet of insects. much closer nature feels Daniel Dudzisz, 26, went The Nature Solution and all the little unexpected missing in the south-west of encounters and adventures L o n g r e a c h i n r e m o t e When Only The Best Will Do that tend to accumulate Queensland as he reportedly J u n d a h , a b o u t 9 0 along such a journey." tried to walk solo more than Full range of water treatment service kilometres (50 miles) away, he lost He related a nighttime fight halfway across Australia. his way and became stranded with an aggressive kangaroo in a Police said a motorist between two flooded areas of the national park. picked up the bedraggled tourist Barcoo River. "I jumped at it and started to Daily Water Usage near Cooper Creek outside the "He had some baked beans beat it up. The kangaroo was a town of Windorah. and cereal when he left Windorah little smaller then me and offered Dudzisz, who is diabetic and and exhausted that pretty quickly, almost no resistance. insulindependent told police he Do you have yellow or brown or foul tap water? and said he'd been eating flies "I think it was surprised by waded through floodwaters and ever since," Henderson added. the decisiveness of my attack." if so then we have a complete range of services including ate flies to survive his ordeal in the Aerial and ground searches Dudzisz also met with opal vast and wild Outback. pressure pumps and filtration units were launched when the tourist miner Andrew Plax while passing "If you hadn't heard it with failed to reach Jundah. through the Queensland mining your own ears, and my officers "He did see the choppers town of Yowah. have, you certainly wouldn't looking for him but they couldn't Plax said the German was Sewage believe it," Inspector Mark see him due to the tree coverage," the most intriguing traveller he had Henderson said. the inspector said.Dudzisz met in years and that he had no "He joked about never going spurned medical treatment when doubts he would be found alive hungry in the Australian Outback Our BIOMICROBES prevents blockages, foul he returned to Windorah. when he was missing. because of the amount of flies you "He certainly was hungry, "He was very friendly. He smelling odours as well as cleaning septic tanks can eat for their protein but other than that he was in told me how he's already walked in apparently." and grease traps. reasonable spirits," Henderson other continents," Plax said. The German had been said. "I'm not worried about him walking through New South Wales The German told police he yet. He lives on the smell of an oily and Queensland states for several was determined to continue his rag foodwise. Ponds months and kept in regular contact journey to Australia's Northern "Water's not a problem at with police. Territory and was last seen the moment, and he drinks from But when he set off from heading beyond the remote town cow troughs and puddles." Our BIOMICROBES will revitalise and remove Windorah in February heading to of Mt Isa to cross the state border. sludge from ponds Escort turns out to be his son's girlfriend Full range of filtration and oxygen supply units available An Italian pensioner took The father and son came to awkwardness to a whole new blows after the young man was told Your Satisfaction Guaranteed level when the escort he'd his girlfriend was not a maid, as hired turned out to be his she'd said, but was instead being paid for sex.The relatives have . son's girlfriend since broken off all relations. For more information please contact us The 70-year-old man from The embarrassing incident Vicenza, in northern Italy, made an came to light after the son reported appointment with an escort, only to his father for causing him minor E-mail: [email protected] discover he'd booked the South injuries in a scrap.The hearing was American partner of his 40-year- postponed as the judge was unable Web: www.biomicrobe.com old child. to bring the family to an agreement. HP: 082144228492 Home: 0361 - 8707907 16 17 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Mississippi man kicks to escape body bag What do You Recommend? A funeral director and Paramedics picked North Bali Airport in Buleleng The Jakarta source aded: Governor or West Java has Williams up from the funeral Stuck Awaiting Final Location “The obstacle is that there is still issued his recommendation on coroner in Mississippi no recommendation from Bali's location. In West Java both the got the shock of their home and took him to an area R e c o m m e n d a t i o n f r o m hospital, where he has been Governor Pastika governor regarding the land that provincial government and the lives this week when a will be utilized for the new airport receiving treatment. The building of a Buleleng regencies are in agreement on man put in a body bag in Buleleng. The Governor of Bali providing the land for the new His daughter said that International Airport in North Bali has b e c a u s e h e w a s h a s y e t t o g i v e h i s airport.” W i l l i a m s , w h o w a s yet to begin due to, among other recommendation on location, There is an apparent tug-of- believed to be dead nicknamed "Snowball" things, the lack of a final preventing the Minister of war underway over whether the kicked to get out just because he was born during recommendation from the governor Transportation from issuing a before they began the stipulating the location for Island's airport will be located in West a r a r e M i s s i s s i p p i decree to begin construction of embalming process. second air gateway. Buleleng near Gerokgak or East snowstorm, was now in a the new airport in Buleleng.” Buleleng near Kubutambahan. "He was not dead, Beritabali.com cites an stable condition and had The lack of a location A p p a r e n t l y G o v e r n o r long story short," funeral unnamed source in Jakarta saying been talking with family recommendation also means that Pastika prefers the airport to be director Byron Porter said. the Buleleng International Airport it up," Williams' nephew, members. the Central Government cannot cannot commence construction built in West Buleleng, while the The man, 78-year-old Walter Eddie Hester said. "He said he thought he was begin allocating funds from the w i t h o u t a s i g n e d l o c a t i o n Regent of Buleleng, Agus Williams, had been pronounced But at the funeral home, asleep," Mary Williams said of her National Budget (APBN) to build recommendation from Governor Suradnyana, prefers an East dead after the coroner arrived at Williams began to breathe and f a t h e r ' s a c c o u n t o f w h a t the airport. Made Mangku Pastika. Moreover, it B u l e l e n g l o c a t i o n n e a r his home in Lexington and found kick, Holmes County Coroner happened. "Then he woke up in The same source added: is understood that the formal decree Kubutambahan. no pulse. Williams was then taken Dexter Howard said in an the hospital. He doesn't remember “The development of the new to build the Buleleng Airport already Pastika is defending choice to the funeral home. interview. Howard said Williams any of it, really." airport in Buleleng is actually exists in draft form, but has yet to be of the West Buleleng locale "I stood there and watched has a defibrillator that may have s u p p o s e d t o t a k e p l a c e s i g n e d b y t h e M i n i s t e r o f saying the location decision was them put him in a body bag and zip fired up his heart again. simultaneously with a new airport Transportation due to the lack of a arrived at after a careful study and in West Java. The West Java location recommendation from review of all options in North Bali. Pastry launched into stratosphere A i r p o r t c a n n o w b e g i n Governor Pastika. Sicilian amateur scientists cherrystudded pastry construction because the www.baliiscovery.com have launched a model with a polymer clay material cannolo, a cream-stuffed hardened in an oven. pastry roll symbolic of the The craft had to weigh Italian island, into the under 2 kilos to qualify for the easiest official permits required stratosphere, capturing to fly into high altitude. bizarre images of the The body of the craft was dessert flying far above the made from an insulated ice earth. cream box, which protected the The 'Sicilian Space c a m e r a b a t t e r i e s f r o m Program', which cost a rough unemployment rates in Italy. temperatures that dropped total of 350 euros, had symbolic Attached to a large helium- below -50 degrees Celsius. importance as well as being a filled balloon, a home-made Atmospheric pressure scientific feat, the three natives of spacecraft called the 'Cannolo decreased as the Cannolo the island town of Enna behind it Transporter' equipped with two Transporter rose, causing the said. cameras and a GPS tracker, balloon to expand until it "Sicily has always been a captured stunning and comical eventually burst. It then tumbled place of negative connotations, images as the cannolo soared back to earth, slowed by a small mafia and unemployment. We above the clouds towards space. parachute. wanted to lift up Sicily in our own It rose to at least 29,768 It landed in hills near the way," said filmmaker Fabio Leone, meters according to Paolo village of Bompietro, 25 km (15 34, who recorded the project with Capasso, 37, a computer miles) from where had been AntonellaBarbera, 38. technician responsible for the launched at the peak of the Rocca Their heavily indebted careful calculations behind the di Cerere nature park. It was island, long plagued by organized launch. recovered by the team who crime, was forced to impose a As a real cannolo would be followed the GPS signal on a hunt strict spending program by Rome unlikely to survive the voyage, the through fields of sheep. in 2012 and has one of the highest group made a model of the 18 19 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner

20 21 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Team of the Week: Best of the individual performers from a bumper NRL round one THERE was some stunning individual Believe it or not, Smith's golden point field goal performances in NRL round one. With help was the first of his career. In a leading from Fox Sports Stats, we've picked out performance, Smith marshalled his troops to a the best of them for our Team of the Week. comeback victory against archrivals the Sea 1. GREG INGLIS (Rabbitohs - 135 SuperCoach Eagles. points) 10. JESSE BROMWICH (Storm - 52 The Rabbitohs' monster fullback was devastating SuperCoach points) from the moment the referee blew time-on. Has become the leader of the Storm's pack over He proved to be the difference for Souths, scoring the past couple of seasons and played a key role three of their four tries and making 179 metres in turning the momentum in Melbourne's favour along the way. The superstar had said he couldn't on the way to a golden point win against Manly. wait for the season to start, well know we all know Led the way with 16 runs for 156 metres, an why. offload and two tackle busts in an excellent all- 2. JOSH MANSOUR (Panthers - 109 round performance. SuperCoach points) 11. JASON TAUMALOLO (Cowboys - 81 Mansour spent much of 2013 plagued by injury and SuperCoach points) struggled to reach his potential. But after just one Finally living up to his potential, Taumololo gave a game in 2014 we got a glimpse of why so much is massive performance for the Cowboys. He made expected from the young winger. In a powerhouse display he 207 metres, two line breaks, five tackle busts and made 22 scored two tries, made two line breaks and ate up an impressive tackles. 162 metres. His second try was a standout effort, with the winger 12. JOSH PAPALII (Raiders - 95 SuperCoach points) beating five defenders to score one of the tries of the round. Papalii's game had a touch of everything. He scored a try, had 3. DALE COPLEY (Broncos - 89 SuperCoach points) three tackle busts and made 29 tackles, including one miracle The Broncos owe their round one victory to Dale Copley, who's try-saver. determined performance included a try and a break which lead to 13. SAM BURGESS (Rabbitohs - 61 SuperCoach points) the matchwinning try. After a strong spell of defence by the He dominated in his battle against SBW, making 172 metres in Broncos, Copley split open the Bulldogs line to race 50 metres 20 runs, along with two offloads — a performance which earned down the field. The break shifted the game's momentum and him man of the match honours. resulted in a try that would prove to be the difference. 14. GARETH WIDDOP (Dragons - 124 SuperCoach points) 4. STEVE MATAI (Sea Eagles - 78 SuperCoach points) Widdop justified the big dollars the Dragons forked out for his Proved why he is one of the most dangerous backline players in signature. He had a hand in four of his side's seven tries and was the game. He scored two tries, had two try assists and made two on-point with the boot, kicking eight for eight goals. With Widdop line breaks. He caused plenty of headaches for the Storm in the pulling the strings, the Dragons scored more than 40 points for first half. the first time since Steve Price took over. 5. SEMI RADRADRA (Eels - 123 SuperCoach points) 15. MANU MA'U (Eels - 64 SuperCoach points) From kava farmer to NRL cult hero. Radradra not only scored From prison cell to hulking backrower, Ma'u notched up 190 three tries of his own, he setup a fourth to Jarryd Hayne and metres and created plenty of havoc along the way. Making six made 10 tackle busts. The Fijian flyer had not played a single tackle busts and two line breaks, he terrorised the Warriors down game of league before joining the Eels and yet he now shapes up the right side. as one of the game's most exciting prospects in attack. 16. ALEX GLENN (Broncos - 57 SuperCoach points) 6. JOHNATHAN THURSTON (Cowboys - 132 SuperCoach The Brisbane workhouse provided plenty of go forward making a points) game-high 184 metres from 20 runs. He also had four tackle What can be said about the genius playmaker that hasn't been busts, one line break and made 17 tackles. said already? He put on a masterclass against the Raiders as he 17. TYSON FRIZELL (Dragons - 103 SuperCoach points) orchestrated a come from behind for the Cowboys. In a moment Frizell was brought into the Dragons side to provide a little more that showed Thurston as truly being in a class of his own, he took muscle. But he did more than that in a complete performance advantage of the new quick tap rule to race 50 metres and then that included two tries, a heap of tackles, two line breaks and baffle three defenders with his show-and-go to score. eight tackle busts. 7. ADAM REYNOLDS (Rabbitohs - 64 SuperCoach points) Reynolds had a stellar running game and his performance has reinjected him into Origin contention. The Rabbitohs half — who was lucky not to spend time in the bin for a professional foul — had eight kicks in play which averaged 194 metres. 8. GEORGE BURGESS (Rabbitohs - 52 SuperCoach points) With big brother Sam leaving the NRL at the end of the season, George is next in line to the Burgess throne. His 16 runs for 147 metres, to go with four tackle busts and 16 tackles was a great way for the powerhouse to start the season. 9. CAMERON SMITH (Storm - 71 SuperCoach points) 22 23 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner

24 25 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner The Maleficent Seven. These are our least lovable sports teams BEING a sports fan is about is the whingeing and hair pulling-out that 5. Team Waterhouse passion. It's about loyalty and occurs when the Broncos don't make the They're an unofficial “team” in the sticking with your team on a rainy finals. It's like they've got some sort of true sporting sense of the word, but the afternoon when the pies are cold birth-right to be there. For the record, they trainer of last year's Melbourne Cup have missed finals footy just three times winner Fiorente and her high profile and your team's form even colder. since their first year 1988. And they're bookie son are quite the unlovable duo of There is beauty and passion in currently lamenting their longest the Australian racing scene. To be fair to being a sports fan. But there is also premiership drought… a whopping seven Gai, her effervescent nature and sharp hate. seasons. Drought schmought. There are tongue can be entertaining, such as when Not a hate that manifests itself as towns in Queensland which haven't seen she bagged out her old mate Singo at the violence, but a simmering, resentful kind rain for longer than that. More Joyous inquiry. But for the most part, of hate that sustains you and even 3. The Adelaide Crows she comes across as narcissistic and nourishes you when your own team is From day one, when they endlessly verbose on her favourite subject playing like hell. adopted the South Australian State – herself. As for Tom, let's just say that if he Here are seven teams not even a mother colours, the Crows stamped themselves really knew what punters want, as he could love. as arrogance and egotism personified. claims in his ads, he'd bugger off and get a 1. Collingwood real job. You knew they'd be here MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL… before you clicked, and while we've is when Waterhouse invites tried to include a few surprises on punters to bet on his mother's this list, there's no point overthinking horses, all of which is perfectly things too much. Collingwood is the above aboard and legal but which very definition of loathsomeness. always seems, shall we say, a Like a dumb, ugly rich kid who thinks little at odds with many people's himself superior to his peers while in expectations of the racing truth they snigger behind his back, industry. Collingwood has no friends, no class 6. The Australian Swimming and not a single worthy trait. Don't Team be fooled by the fact that in terms of They've given Australia no less both members and match day than 58 gold medals over the crowds, this is Australia's most course of our Olympic history but popular sporting club. There's no official Their cross-town rivals, the Power, might in recent times they've also given us all measure of unpopularity but if there was, once have been the malevolent, evil force sorts of reasons to tune out. The blokes you'd need about ten thousand MCGs to of South Australian state footy, but there's played up like spoilt brats in London, while something gutsy and admirable about the CENTRAL hold all the haters. half the girls were too busy updating their P AREAARKING Power these days. Not so the Crows, who ACE HARDW MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL... Facebook profiles to worry about winning ARE is that line in the club song that goes “Oh, have become chronic under-achievers on medals. Unlike, say, Collingwood, this is a the field, and the premiership's a cakewalk for the good sporting outfit no-one actually wants to PM 4.00 MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL… PM old Collingwood”. The arrogance, the hate. But our swimmers have still got AM Restaurant are the fans, who don't have an ounce of TO SEMINY MONEY sheer arrogance. The delicious irony is plenty to do before (and during) the Rio AK 11.10 CHANGER

sportsmanship in their delicate bones , Bali Bomb Memorial AM that Collingwood do indeed often play like Olympics to convince Australians that LEGIAN STREET Sky Garden BCA and who routinely walk out of matches BANK a bunch of loafers poncing around eating Bank they're a mature bunch of young LEGIAN STREET cake, especially after reaching one of early when their little darlings are behind champions who are worth cheering for no Commontwealth those grand finals they're so adept at not on the scoreboard, so they can scurry off matter how they perform. ANADI to the nearest wine bar. MELASTI STREET winning. MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL… MERT ART MARKET STREET 2. The Brisbane Broncos 4. The NSW Waratahs is their nickname the “Dolphins”. It's POPPIES 2 A alk Mall KUT A Y No sporting team should be BAKUNG SARI Brisbane likes to think of itself as pointless having a team nickname for what RA Beach W Matahari Kuta Square POPPIES 1 KARTIKA Waterbom named after flowers, and this particular KUT KUT PM a mature, global city these days, a fact is effectively a large group of individuals A BEACH STREET A SQUARE PLAZA POPPIES 2 Mac Donald STREET bunch of pansies is like one of those Kuta Bex supported by the city being chosen to host competing in solo or relay events. In fact, Discovery Mall To Hard Rock Cafe the G20 summit later this year. Brisbane is overpriced bouquets you buy at a fancy you'd probably have to call it porpoiseless. also the rugby league capital of the world – schmancy florist, a bouquet which wilts 7. Any team of drug cheats perhaps the only city on the face of the and dies about 20 minutes after you Do we have to name names? In the past earth which truly lives and breathes for the bought it. How many times have the 12 months, there's been enough written sport. Yet Brisbane has just one NRL delicate petals in this Sydney-based about teams in both the NRL and AFL who team. That team, with its mystifyingly Super 15 rugby outfit looked good yet drag all of sport down with cutting-edge American name, is the Broncos. The failed to bloom? How many flower tactics taken from the Lance Armstrong Broncos are like a giant vacuum cleaner analogies can we fit in one piece? playbook. for Brisbane sporting talent. Each year, MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL… MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL… while the 10 Sydney clubs battle it out for is the fact that they're looking so good is the fact that you just know we've not scraps, the Broncos unearth a local again this year. Indeed they've won their heard the last of it, and probably never will. superstar or several who just happened to two matches in free-flowing style yet have end up in the club's hideously ugly the best defence in the competition. That's maroon-and-gold strip. a sure sign that it'll go wrong in about six MOST LOATHSOME OF ALL... weeks. It always does. 26 27 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) Sports Corner With a raft of new rules and new engines, we run Kevin Pietersen gets through the key changes to F1 for 2014 immediate response after NEW engines, new sounds succeeding Ricciardo at Toro Rosso the end of the year. In the event of a tie and new rules, Formula 1 has and Swedish GP2 graduate Marcus then the driver with the amount of second complaining about visa Ericsson signing for Caterham. places will be declared the winner and so undergone its biggest PERMANENT DRIVER NUMBERS on until a clear winner emerges. issues on Twitter makeover for a generation In order to quell age-old EXTRA TYRES IN P1 over the summer. complaints over car identification, each To help encourage cars to take Here's a rundown of all the changes that driver on the 2014 grid has been given to the track earlier in Friday Practice One HARDEN UP !! you need to know about. the chance to select a number between sessions each driver will have access to DOUBLE POINTS two and 99 which they will carry for the an additional set of 'prime' tyres for the In what has proved one of the remainder of their F1 career. first 30 minutes of running. most controversial rule changes in F1 For example, Lewis Hamilton What's new on the cars? CIALIS 80mg FROM 10K history, the final race of the season — has selected '44', Fernando Alonso '14' ALL-NEW ENGINES which this year will be staged in Abu and Jenson Button '22', while Sebastian The 2.4-litre V8 engines that Dhabi on November 23 — will award Vettel, as is his right as the reigning were used in 2013 are replaced by 1.6- double the usual allocation of points to World Champion, will again carry the litre V6s with a single turbocharger. The the top-ten finishers in a bid to lessen coveted '1' on his Red Bull. Rules dictate rev limit is also reduced from 18,000 rpm CHINESE HERBAL VIAGRA FROM 10K the chance of the championship being that a driver's number must be clearly to 15,000 rpm. decided several races early. visible on the nose of his car and crash To increase the sport's green It means that the race winner in Abu helmet. credentials and road relevance the cars' Dhabi will receive 50 points instead of IN-SEASON TESTING RETURNS energy-recovery capabilities have also the usual 25, the runner-up 36 instead of In a shake-up of testing been enhanced with two ERS systems ORIGINAL VIAGRA @ 20K 18 and so on. Fourth place therefore, restrictions during the season, four tests now in place, one which recovers kinetic which usually garners 12 points, will be two-day tests at grand prix venues are energy under braking (known as the worth all-but the same as race victory at now permitted from the Tuesday after MGU-K) and the other heat energy from SENDING texts got Kevin Pietersen into all all the other 18 rounds. the corresponding race. The Young the exhaust turbine (the MGU-H). Unlike sorts of trouble during his Test career, but KAMAGRA ORAL GEL @ 30K TWO NEW RACES Driver Test has been scrapped as a the case with KERS, drivers won't sending a tweet has greatly assisted the While the calendar stays at 19 result. activate the ERS boost — which will now races for the second successive year, DRIVER PENALTY POINTS offer 161bhp for 33 seconds per lap — star batsman in his first cricketing foray Korea and India make way for F1's long- In order to create a more via a button on the steering wheel. since being dumped by England. LIV 52 @ 180K streamlined disciplinary system, FUEL LIMIT FOR RACES awaited arrival in Russia and return to Pietersen looked in danger of missing Delhi Austria after more than a decade away. stewards can now impose penalty Cars will now have to start races The Russian GP will take place on a points on a driver's Super Licence for carrying 100kg of fuel — compared to Daredevils' all-important launch of their new newly-constructed circuit around on-track misdemeanours. approximately 150kg in 2013 — to uniform ahead of the 2014 Indian Premier FREE DELIVERY Sochi's Winter Olympic Park with the If a driver reaches 12 points he complete the distance with a limited fuel- League, after waiting more than a week to have will be removed for the following grand flow rate of 100kg/hour. inaugural race to take place on October his visa approved by the Indian Embassy. 12. Austria represents more familiar prix, after which the accrued points will LOWER NOSES Delivery in Kuta, Legian, Tuban territory for the sport with what's now be wiped. The points will remain on a In a bid to avoid cars being Being the modern sports star that he is, the known as the Red Bull Ring previously driver's licence for 12 months. launched in accidents, the tip of the nose 33-year-old bypassed the usual routes of min orders may apply to other areas staging grands prix when called The A1 QUALIFYING TWEAKS has been dramatically lowered — a While the three-part knockout change which has given rise to spate of diplomatic complaint and went straight to the Ring (1997-2003) and before then the Twittersphere in search of answers. OPEN FROM 10am ‘TILL 6pm Osterreichring (1970-1987). The format that has been in place since 2006 'ugly' 2014 nose designs. revamped venue in Spielberg will make essentially remains unchanged, small The changes to the nose have led to Sure enough, the spokesman for India's its return on June 22. but significant revisions have been some rather unsightly designs. Ministry for External Affairs, Syed Akbaruddin, CALL BJ’S DRIVER CHANGES made to maximise the time cars spend FRONT AND REAR WING CHANGES replied to Pietersen in quick time, no doubt In one of the biggest shake-ups on track — particularly in Q3. Whereas A fundamental change at the front 0898 0137 019 of the driver line-up in recent memory, previously top-ten runners would have of the car results in front wings being swayed by the controversial batsman's 1.6 million narrowed from 1800mm to 1650mm. There just two teams — Mercedes and the option of remaining in their garages Twitter followers. 0819 3306 0595 for the final stage in order to start on are also changes at the rear with the rear- Marussia — retain the same pairing they wing main plane removed and a shallower Akbaruddin then sent another tweet a short fielded in 2013. In the most eye-catching fresher tyres in the race, all Q3 e-mail:[email protected] participants will now have to start the rear wing to decrease downforce. But to while later to tell the world that Pietersen had moves, Kimi Raikkonen has returned to ensure the DRS overtaking aid remains a Ferrari to form a mouthwatering all- race on the tyre they used in Q2. magically received clearance from India's Sports Furthermore, Q1 will be reduced from powerful overtaking tool, the flap can open As the T-Shirt says...boys, World Champion line-up with Fernando as wide as 65mm, a 15mm increase from Ministry and would have his visa granted “soon”, 20 to 18 minutes while Q3 will be Alonso while Australian youngster 2013. proving sport and politics can sometimes combine lengthened from 10 minutes to 12, to Daniel Ricciardo replaces compatriot ANYTHING ELSE? to miraculous effect. HARDEN THE #### UP !! Mark Webber alongside Sebastian give drivers more time to complete two Eight-speed gearboxes replace the Vettel at World Champions Red Bull. timed runs. previous seven while ratios will be fixed for Three rookies also join the POLE POSITION TROPHY the season; a central exhaust exit pipe out Direct postage to Australia sport with Denmark's Kevin Magnussen The driver who claims the most of the back of the car to end blown-diffuser joining Jenson Button at McLaren, pole positions during the season will be effect; increase in minimum car weight from Available Russian youngster Daniil Kvyat awarded a new trophy in recognition at 642kg to 691kg. 28 24 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Tallest man in the world Sale PJS Shop Sultan Kosen, who clocks in as the world's But he's aware of competitors nipping at his Now On!! tallest living man at 251 cm (8ft 3in) is in Sydney heels. Specialist AFL/NRL Shop for the Anatolian Turkish Festival. "The closest I know is someone who is 2.46 "Even though it's raining, it's still warm. We metres but he has stopped growing," he said. don't get that back home," he said. Mr Kosen lives in a town called Mardin, close Jumper, singlet, T-shirt, Cap, Sarong, Towel, Pillow case, Flag, Stubby holder, "The air, the water, everything is just perfect." to the Turkish/Syrian border. Coaster, Bag, Bedcover, Duvet cover, Bar mat, and more... Mr Kosen, who arrived in Australia last week, He works on one of his parents cotton and corn says he enjoys his status as the world's tallest man farms, driving a tractor and lives with his wife of two All Teams plus Adult to 5XL & Children sizes but says it has dozens of disadvantages. and a half months, MerveDibo, a Syrian refugee he "I can't fit many places, all doors are too low for met through family friends. Accept order for garments and screen printing me so I have to bend all the time," he said. Mr Kosen will leave Sydney for Turkey next A popular sight at the festival, he regularly week. To Denpasar To Kuta Gang Pura stood for photos, using crutches to assist his Uluwatu I movement.

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1. Tips must be in via email to [email protected] or by coming to Kuta Town Houses and filling in the all the teams playing for that round no later than one hour before the official bounce time of the first game of that round. For those sending emails, please keep the copy in you send bo x for cases where email are not received. 2. Each correct win will get you a point. Get all 9 winners in any round and get 10 points.

3. If a draw happens everyone gets a point each.

4. Guess the winning team and correct score margin of the first game of each round to get an additional point. This DOES NOT ap ply for the mystery rounds of 5, 10, 15 & 20.

5. 60% of the pot goes to the winner and 40% to the end of season BBQ + PISS UP wh ich is usually the week Saturday before the Grand Final.

6. Rounds 5, 10, 15, and 20 are mystery rounds, the tips will be sealed and kept safe and not opened till the day of the end of season BBQ and they will be drawn Brownlow style. Not Gangnam Style.

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30 31 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) News Corner Next round's on Obama!!! Kuta Town Houses T h e U n i t e d S t a t e s "So I'm confident that defused a brewing, and Prime Minister Harper and c o r d i a l , c r i s i s w i t h members of his team will soon TOUR DESK Canada, after Prime be enjoying some delicious Good Service with White House beer." Reasonable Price Minister Stephen Harper The White House has joked that Barack Obama brewed original varieties of Jl. Pasar Agung Poppies 1 Kuta - Bali has yet to deliver the beer beer since the Obama family Ph. +62 (361) 857 8880, +62 (0) 82339892012, +62(0) 82 339 679 925 he promised if the U.S. became its occupants in 2009. hockey teams lost to H a r p e r, a n a r d e n t Canada in the Olympics. hockey fan who wrote a book T h e W h i t e H o u s e about the sport while serving see page responded the president does as prime minister, recounted 42 not welsh on his bets. the last time President Obama "In fairness to President over Sweden, and the p a i d u p , w h e n t h e n - U . S . for Obama, he's lost bets to me Canadian women came from Ambassador David Jacobson a voucher before, and he's always paid up behind in a late surge to snatch brought over a case of beer. before," Harper said, "I'm sure he gold from the United States 3-2. "President Obama had will." "I'm not privy to the details of signed it, so I thought 'Oh, jeez, so During a summit in Mexico, the international beer delivery, but I can't really keep this now it's now the leaders bet a case of beer on I can tell you that the president is got the signature of the president the men's and women's hockey somebody who makes good on his of the United States on it,'" Harper teams. The Canadian men beat bets," White House spokesman said. "So we shipped it to the the United States 1-0 in the semi- Josh Earnest explained from Air Hockey Hall of Fame for their finals and then advanced to gold Force One. collection."

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Guide Price REDUCED USD$580,000 ·Number of Bedrooms 3 ·Number of Bathrooms 3.5 ·Large mature Garden ·Pool with swim jet ·Fantastic Views ·Land size 909sqms ·Build Size 353sqms · Jacuzzis & Bale Email: The villa boasts stunning views of the Indian Ocean to the south, right round to Bali's volcanic [email protected] ....or mountains to the north. Designed by the renowned architect Walter Wagner. EXOTIQ Contact us for more details. see reception for further informationP R O P E R T Y 46 47 Kuta Weekly 13 Mar - 19 Mar 2014 (379) Property Corner

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