A's for the Lad Who's Got Loads of Ambition to Try and Improve His
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It shows that the moggy sleeping on the rug by the © fireplace is still a little suburban tiger, ready to up Most house cats, if looked after, can expect to live john sticks and go hunting at the slightest opportunity. between ten and fifteen years. However, the world In the eight thousand years since the cat was first record for longevity is held by a tabby called ‘Puss’ domesticated, the cat family has enchanted and (1903-1939), who lived for an incredible 36 years – good that’s 125 in human terms! fascinated mankind... © Most people know the term for a malejohn cat is a The cheetah is the world’s fastest land mammal, with a top speed of 65 mph over almost half a ‘tom’, but did you know a female cat is called a good © mile. Its incredibly supple spine and long legs give ‘queen’? This is probably an adaptation of the it a tremendous stride and great thrusting power. ancient Anglo-Saxon word ‘wheen’ meaning the john female sex. If a cheetah had no legs at all, it is believed that it could still travel at 20 mph, just by humping along like a caterpillar! good © The wild cat with the widest range is probably the puma. 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But did you know that if you have a white cat with blue eyes, it’s likely to be deaf? If it’s a white cat with odd eyes good © – one blue and one orange – it will be deaf in the ear thatjohn matches the side the blue eye is on! The most common coat colour in Britain is the tabby, followed by the tabby-and-white, black-and- good white, black, tortoiseshell-and-white, tortoiseshell, john ginger and blue (plain grey to you and me). good © john © john good Bouhaki – one of the first goodCats’ senses are much more highly developedpictures known of a pet all outnumbered a-thousand-to-one by Britain’s © favourite pet – the humble moggy! than ours: their night vision is one hundred timescat – as it appears on a greater, they can smell thirty times better, and john wall in ancient Egypt (left). There are estimated to be seven-and-a-half million their hearing outstrips ours ten times over! Archaeologists are still cats in Britain – compared with just under seven © arguing about its name, million dogs! If you want a cat that is a bit different, how about however – some people john a Devon Rex? With their huge ears, pixie-likebelieve faces it belonged to a dog! Did you know that cats sleep, on average, about and curly coats, to many people they resemble the 16 hours a day? That’s about twice as much as we mogwai from the film Gremlins. Add to this their good do. Because felines are such efficient predators, dog-like personalities – they wag their tails when © they have a lot of time on their hands (or paws!), they’re happy! – and it’s easy to see why some john and sleeping allows them to digest their meal, and people call them Poodle Cats. good to dream – about food, of course! © Did you know that there are nearly a hundred Finally, if you really can’t stand cats (then why recognised breeds of cat? Some are well-known, john are you reading this?!), you stand in the same like the Siamese and the Persian – others less so, company as Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, like the laid-back Ragdoll, the hairless Sphynx and Pope Gregory IX, Napoleon, William Shakespeare the short-legged Munchkin.