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p HEY, I’M THAT GUY FROMhey, i’m that guy THE from the magazineMAGAZINE by here’s no And a huge thanks to AJ Dubbz, stronger cock tape. She was pitch- pkirk T shame in who unwittingly posed for this ing a silver mesh tent over the williamson Scarlet, week’s cover shot. AJ will be spin- stripper at Hydrate this past Halsted’s new nightspot. Filling ning at Scarlet next Friday, Thursday. Guess you can’t keep a the former Gentry on Halsted November 23 and every other good cock down. space, Scarlet is brighter, breezier Friday following that. For more on Make sure to get to Hunters this and a fresh take on the cocktail Saturday night for the Breaking lounge scene. I just happened to 1 Down the Wall party, co-sponsored be lucky enough to be strolling by by TPAN and Nightspots. Help during their invite-only construc- break down that stupid wall of tion party. Still a finishing touch or silence, meet a nice fellow, no big two to be touched up, but by the whoop. time it opens this Thursday night, By the time you read this, you November 15, all we be ready for his oeuvre (and oeuvre and oeuvre) will most likely have already seen your eager livers. Hi to Paul and check out myspace.com/ajdubbz or the new Project Runway. And if Jeff and the whole staff. Welcome ajdubbz.com. you’ve recovered, I’ll see you at to the neighborhood! Teri Yaki must need some Crew next Wednesday!

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You betta work... the streets? RuPaul returns to Jones. When I was 12 years old, I sent the only fan letter I’ve the big screen as a supermodel/secret agent who ever written to Tamara Dobson. goes undercover as a hooker in the Reeling Film Festival selection “Starrbooty”. The drag icon JB: You’ve got some crazy hair and get ups in this sat down and gave me the dish on his scandal- fi lm. Who put together the “Starrbooty” look and ous new fl ick as well the what inspired the birth what inspired it? of the fi erce crime fi ghting prostitute known as R: Well the look was inspired by the Mary Jane Girls. The ward- Starrbooty. robe represents all of my favorite looks that I’ve seen street hookers serving for the past 20 years. Justin Boltz: You’ve blown us away in Chi-town quite a few times; are you excited to be paying JB: Did director Mike Ruiz translate your vision of another visit to the Midwest? the characters and the story to the big screen the RuPaul: Chicago has always played a pivotal part in my way you had hoped? career and I am sincerely thankful and grateful to ChicagoChicago for R: Absolutely! Even more so. Mike is a true visionary. He’s that. When I plan my itinerary, it will always involve CChicago.hicag great to work with, loads of laughs and he ain’t bad on the eye either. JB:JB: How was Starrbooty born?born? JB: Give us a taste of this campy fl ick--what are R:R: 20 yyearsears aagogo I wanwantedt some of the outrageous, over-the-top scenes you to pay homage to fi lmed? one ofof my ffavoriteavori R: I loved being able to shoot off Michael Lucas’ 11-inch cock fi lmmakers,lmmakers, JJohno with a machine gun and turning a trick with a priest who gets Waters and aat off on smelling farts and, of course, the cock-and-ball torture the sasameme titime scene I did with Owen Hawk, just to name a few. taketake a ppageag fromfrom the JB: I know you have some hot cameos in the blaxploitia-blaxploit movie. Who are some of the faces that pop up tiontion fi llmsm during the fi lm? I loved R: Aside from our stars, Candis Cayne and Gus Maddox, we as a kid. have appearances by , Michael Lucas, Ari Gold, StarrbootyStarrbooty is Owen Hawk and the return of Lahoma Van Zandt. a charactercharacte thatthat ffeelseels vvery JB: Is there any man eye candy? Maybe some comfortablecomfortable in skin? both genres. R: The movie has everything I love about movies: gratuitous hair and make-up, inappropriate nudity and violence and JB:JB: I feefeell a ridiculous over-the-top dialogue. littlelittle Pam GrierGrie funkadelicfunkadelic iinn tthishi JB: Does Starrbooty come with an equally bootyli- fi lm. IIss tthathat cious soundtrack? whatwhat you R: Yes, and I think it’s my best work yet. I wrote all of the were ggoingoin songs on the soundtrack and even composed the score for the for?for? movie. Talk about your one-stop shopping. R:R: Absolutely.Absolutel RuPaul struts into Chicago this Wednesday, Nov. I’veI’ve alwaalwaysy 14 for the Midwestern premiere of “Starrbooty” loved the PPam at the Lakeshore Theatre. Want more booty? Then GrierGrier fi lmlmss bbut head to Circuit Thursday, Nov 15 at 10:30pm for I was comcompletelyplet the DVD signing. For more coverage and gossip moved by TamaraTama on the Reeling Film Festival and its stars check Dobson in CCleopatraleopa out JustinBoltz.ChicagoPride.com. photo by Mike Ruiz 14 Nightspots NOVEMBER 14, 2007

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(TOP RIGHT) Peter Mavrik (L) can BEARly contain himself hanging out with Windy City Gay Idol 2007 Dan Kerry (R).

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IIntermissionntermissPSMEion JEF 8FJSE WHEN HARRY MET IP www.cyriak.co.uk Cyriak is a UK cartoonist/illustrator who has a penchant for creating bizarre animations. His technique is clearly inspired by the Terry Gilliam animations that graced Monty Python's Flying Circus, but where Gilliam's creations were paper cutout, these are more of the photochop variety. Some really great stuff here, but if you look at just one check out "Moo." You'll never feel safe passing through Wisconsin again.

0111010101110101011010101101011010101101010101011100101010011110 3 ... 2 ... 1... DRAW! pencilsatdawn.wordpress.comp WWhile I'm on the cartoonists, it seems appropriate to direct you to the PPencils at Dawn blog. This blog is a duel between two cartoonists. A random wword generator selects a word, they each take a stab at creating a cartoon iinspired by it, then post their creations here for the world. There's no polling iin the traditional sense to pick the winner. People voice their opinions in the ccomments section. Hmmm, maybe you should check out item #4 below before yyou go voicing your choice here (or anywhere else online). 0111010101110101011010101101011010101101010101011100101010011110 BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS. WHATCHA GONNA DO? www.officer.com/videonetwork/index. jsp?showid=378811 This link takes you directly to a chase scene that's right out of a movie. The ending of it is pretty horrifying and, seems to me, a bit of an overreaction. The law and order types among you may disagree. If this doesn't give you enough jackboot thrills, then browse the rest of the videos which include quite a few that start with the word "Blackwater." 0111010101110101011010101101011010101101010101011100101010011110 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T TWAT HELP MYSELF. fffff.at/tourettes-machine Install damn the Firefox Tourette's-machine add on. It randomly throws a curse in bastard when you're typing in comment boxes. wank It mucks with piss Google penis search piss terms as well, and in general makes your life more colorful and interesting. ass I highly piss recommend installing it on your mother's computer. It honkey will make her day. I a wank promise. She'll giggle with delight. Stick with the honkey "moderate" whore version that shouts cunt out slut every three smut to five foreskin words. The extreme version throws in a profanity every motherfucker other whore word. 011101010111010100111010101101011010101101010101011101010101110 26 Nightspots NOVEMBER 14, 2007 NIGHTSPOTS Intermission MAFIA: Special Guest: Twin Cities Gay Chorus ED Jon Lewis

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name (Clark) is a family name. – Jon Yes, everyone that was named before me. – graysong O’Creagh, an old family last name. – Creaoke My grandfather on my mother’s side, whose last name was Robertson. Also, I share ini- tials with my father (RLO). – Robb It was chosen because it’s “easy to spell.” – Amy

HAVE YOU EVER GONE BOWLING? Yes. I’m better after two beers, worse after four. – Jon Yes. – Pubert Yeah. I suck at it. – Kirk I haven’t. – Andrew Of course! It’s an excuse to get drunk and knock shit over! – Amy Yes, my parents forced me to participate in church youth group activities. That really paid off big for God. – graysong Bumper Bowling, Disco Bowling, Drunk Bowling. I get progressively worse as I get older. – Robb This is silly. Who hasn’t bowled? – Kathleen Of course. – Creaoke

SOMEONE VERY CLOSE TO YOU CON- FESSES TO A MURDER. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Depends on who they killed. – Jon, Amy Move away – Pubert Depends on who they killed--might turn ‘em in, might buy ‘em a drink. – graysong Be happy that I finally have someone to bond with over my unstoppable bloodlust. – Robb Cry. – Kirk Urge that person to confess. – Andrew pix by Kirk How close are they and what are the circum- stances? – Kathleen Blackmail them. – Creaoke

WILL THE CHILD-LABOR NEWS ABOUT THE GAP STOP YOU FROM SHOPPING THERE? I didn’t shop there in the first place. – Jon No. Won’t START me shopping there either. – Kirk I don’t shop there anyways. – Pubert Yeah, screw the Gap. I’m totally shopping at Old Navy from now on! – Robb Is there a sale? – Creaoke Because other countries are too stupid to pass comprehensive child labor laws? Bitch, please. – Amy No. I don’t shop there anyway..– graysong Do people still shop there? – Kathleen When did I START shopping there? – Andrew FAVORITE JODIE FOSTER MOVIE Taxi Driver. – Jon MAIN: Sidetrack should be known as Funkytown... Inside Man. – Andrew The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane. INSET: ... because it’s Lipps Incorporated. – Creaoke, graysong Silence of the Lambs. – Kathleen, Amy, Robb Freaky Friday. – Kirk Home for the Holidays. – Pubert

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Cans $2.00, Berlin “Just Let Go...”– DJ Larissa brings her signa- Spyner’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Goose Island Honkers pints $3.50, Taco Salad $9, ture weekend sound to our mid-week dance party. Circuit La Noche Loca w/ DJ Fast Freddy or DJ Rock- Every 4th Friday is Frat Boy Friday, w/ Hot Jock Shayna X hosts. $3.25 Coronas. 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Circuit Salsa, Dance and Latin House with DJ Jungle drink purchase, club room open11 p.m. w/Chaz Hideaway Karaoke w/ Jason 8-11 p.m. downstairs, Jorge 9 p.m.-2 am, $3 Bacardi limon cocktails The Edge $2 domestic bottles, $5 Absolut martinis, Male dancers from Chicago Beef upstairs 11 p.m. Cocktail $6 Cosmopolitans free pool - 1 a.m., $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Long Crew Open for lunch 11:30am., Rolling Rock bottles Encompass Sexy strippers 11 p.m., 1/2 off all single- Islands $2.75, Blue Moon pints $3.50, Home made turkey shot drinks Hunters Video Dance Party, $2 Miller products, $4 burger and side $8.75, catch Project Runway Gentry on Halsted Pop Goes the Gio revue, $12 cover, DJ Dan Eagle $2 house shots, free pool, alternative music w/ domestic buckets Hydrate TPAN’s Positively Aware party 8-11 p.m. on Dan Gentry on State Live cabaret 2nd Friday of the month, Weekly DJs til 4 a.m., no Encompass Shot Night – $1 off any shot Hamburger Mary’s $5 Typhoon Mary teasers & Beer- cover til 12 a.m. Gentry on Halsted DJ Jim Dezutel, $ Miller lite, Long O-Day specials, kitchen open til 11 p.m. Inn Exile Here’s the Beef male dancers, 11 p.m. Islands, Jägers, $2 well & domestics Hideaway Male dancers from Chicago Beef upstairs Jackhammer Chicago Beef dancers 1-3 am, DJ Kevin Hamburger Mary’s $5 Pear-A-Dise teasers & 11 p.m. - 1 a.m., $10 Martinis - bartender’s choice Bernal spins, Barbie Doll hosts, Every first Fri. is Beer-O-Day specials, kitchen open til 11 p.m. Hunters Hunters Hunks 10:30 p.m., $2 import bottles, The Flesh Hungry Dog Show, $2 import bottles Hideaway $2 Domestic bottles, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 DJ Laura B Jeffrey Pub Guys All Night Out dance party, $3 cover Jäger, $5 Long Islands, Movie Nite downstairs Hydrate Hot Hydrate dancers, sponsored by Joie De Vine Effen Fridays, $5 Effen drinks Hunters $3.50 Smirnoff Martinis, $2 well, $1 drafts, Nightspots Magazine, DJ Greg Drescher, $3 Miller Man’s Country Live nude male stripper show $4.50 beeer pitchers, DJ Ron G Lite & MGD bottles, $5 specialty Martinis Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, jello shots, free Hydrate 1/2 price martinis, Hy-Drag Review 9:30 Jackhammer Buck Night—Domestic bottles $1 anonymous HIV testing 9 p.m. - 12 a.m. p.m., also DJ Laura B Jeffrey Pub no cover, free entry pass to first 35 Mary’s Attic DJ Shoshana at 9pm. $2 House Shots. 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Spin Shower Contest, 12 midnight Pie Hole All-You-Can-Shove night, $9.99 for all you Mary’s Attic Amy Armstrong’s “The Fu** It” show, 7 Spyner’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. can eat slices and a soda & 8:30 p.m., Terrible Muriel’s comedy improv at 10 Star Gaze Free salsa lessons with Angel from 9:30- Roscoe’s Whatever Wednesdays, $12 Cuervo mar- p.m. 10:30 p.m.. DJ plays salsa at 10:30 p.m. garita pitchers, $3 Bud & Bud Light bottles, $11 North End Pulse: space for Chgo’s HIV community to Temptations Women 4 Women Fridays—hot female domestic draft pitchers, $13 import pitchers, $5 relax and meet, in the back bar, sponsored by dancers, $3 body shots frozen drinks, free pool all day TPAN, 6-10 p.m.. Touché 1st week - MAFIA, 2nd week - Porn Star poker Scot’s $2 off all Cosmos Roscoe’s BINGO with Frida Lay & Honey West, $3 bot- party, 3rd week - Hot Ash Smoker / ONYX Club Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Classic tles of Miller Lite and MGD; $11 domestic draft night, Club Room open at 10 p.m. Sidetrack, 8 p.m.-2 am pitchers, $13 import Spin What the Fuck Wednesdays, $1 well drinks, $5 Scot’s $3.75 all drafts cover Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m.,Comedy SATURDAYS Star Gaze Pool Nite, $1 off imported beers Night videos 8 p.m.-2 am @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., DJ Temptations Wild Wednesdays—$2 well, $2domestic, Star Gaze Cheap Booze Night — $2 Well, Timmy Loop, DJ Juno, hostess Anique free pool $2 Domestic bottles Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 am 3160 Paul Marinaro & Judy Roberts 9:30 p.m. Temptations Karaoke with Jboy, free pool, $2.50 well, Berlin Twisted: DJ’s Chester & Larissa push the limits Touché Bijou Night featuring hot classics and latest $2.50 Miller of sound & sensuality. $5 after 11:00pm / $7 after XXX videos, drawings for passes to Bijou Theater, 3160 Jen Porter, 9:30 p.m. 1:00am. $2 Rolling Rock bottles Touché Handballers Night - Club Room open at 10 Big Chicks Euchre Club 6 p.m., DJ and dancing 10 Victor Hotel DJs Pete Augusta and Dhanna, $5 Effen, p.m., midnight drawing for Slam Dunk lube p.m., no cover hosted by Bumpy and Danielle Bobby Love’s Featured artist nite, trivia shots & give- aways w/ DJ Tim FRIDAYS Bucks $2 Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots THURSDAYS @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., DJ Eric Cell Block Open 2 p.m. w/ Scott, DJ Earl Pleasure @mosphere “Hot Mess” Thursdays with male Hall Circuit 1st week-Push with Circuit Mom dancers, $7 Bud Light pitchers, $5 martinis Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 am VCocktail Spank - go-go boys, DJ Matt Boss & DJ Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 am Berlin Cosmix: DJ Greg Haus serves up his unique Dhanna at 10 p.m. Berlin Elevated, DJ Heather Doble spins underground, mix of electro, progressive, and alternative dance Crew Shiner Bock pitchers $12.00, Buckets of Bud tech-house, & electro-house. 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VJ Bobby Marley chini, mushroom, onion rings, poppers) 30 Nightspots NOVEMBER 14, 2007 spins your favorites from old school to current, Hideaway Latin/Hip-Hop Nite w/ DJ Ruthless and Maneuvers Karaoke Mondays w/ Miss Bobbi 10pm till close. dancers by Chicago Beef upstairs, Bar Bitch Bingo Mary’s Attic Live soap opera “The Ville” at 8 p.m., Eagle $2 house shots, caged dancers, clubroom open 1st & 3rd Sundays 4-8 p.m. downstairs, $1 Kool- $10 at 12 a.m. w/Tim Aid shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Long Islands minibar Monday Munchies - food provided by Fire Fly The Edge DJ Pervy 10 p.m. Hunters Karaoke 7-11 p.m., Boys Night 11 p.m., $1 all night after 7:30pm sponsored by Ketel One and Encompass 1st Sat. of month – Show Nite, 3rd and drafts, $4 Martinis, DJ Lawrence K Red Bull 4th Sat. – Theme parties, call for details Hydrate Desperate Housewives at 8 p.m., DJ Chris Roscoe’s Music Showcase 9 p.m., Lotto Karaoke with Gentry on Halsted DJ Ira spins house, $3 Coronas Eterno 11:30 p.m. - 4 a.m. cash and prizes 9:30 p.m., $12 Stoli pink lemon- Hamburger Mary’s Serving Brunch till 3pm. $2 Inn Exile Karaoke by Mariah Productions ade pitchers, $3 Bud & Bud Light bottles, $11 mimosas, $5 slushies & Beer-O-Day special. 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Rails Salvation Saturdays, Club XL, 766 W Jackson, Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Showtunes Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 10 p.m.-3 am, (708) 802-1705 4-9 p.m., best of the 60s-80s, 9 p.m.-2 am Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Roscoe’s No cover before 10 p.m., $5 cover after 10 Star Gaze All sports shown on 6 ft. projection screen, Charlie’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. p.m., $12 Stoli lemonade pitchers, $11 domestic Karaoke w/ Creagh 7-11 p.m. Cocktail Spank--go-go boys at 10 p.m. DJ Michael draft pitchers, $13 import Temptations Sizzlin’ Sundays—karaoke w/ Serafini, Hostess Miss Foozie Sidetrack Sidetrack Classics 3-9 p.m., Best of Shanaynay, prizes every week, $2 well, $2 Miller, Crew Miller High Life bottles $2.75, Rogue Dead Guy Sidetrack 9 p.m.-3 am $5 pitchers Ale pints $3.50, BBQ Cream Chicken Wrap w/ Star Gaze DJ plays all mixes starting at 10 p.m. 3160 Marilyn B. performs choice of side $8.75, Man The Mic Karaoke with Temptations dance your ass off with DJ Ruthless Touché Open at noon, beer bust with Eio, free red Adam Leblanc from the band Sixteen Candles. 3160 Join Luther & Will for Sexy Senior Saturdays, 8 hots, $1.50 Bud & Bud Light drafts, movie night in 9pm to close. Great raffles all night long. p.m. - 2 a.m. club room at 10 p.m. The more you sing, the more you win. Touché Open 3 p.m., 1st week - Great Lakes Bears, Eagle $1 all top shelf cocktails, and draft beers, Weekly fetish parties @ 10 p.m. Club Room open clubroom open at 11p.m. w/Jim The Edge $1 drafts, 1/2 off mixed drinks, $4 domes- MONDAYS tic pitchers, DJ Puppy SUNDAYS 3160 Cabaret performances 9:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. Encompass Beer buckets - 4 for $7(domestic only), @mosphere Supper and strippers—light buffet from The Anvil $1.50 drinks all day free pool 6-8 p.m., hot male dancers 10 p.m. Berlin D.I.Y.: Make requests from Berlin’s iPod or Funky Buddha Lounge Outdanced w/ hostesses Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 am, 2 for bring in your own. $2 PBRs & $3.25 Heinekens Jillian and Scott, cutting edge DJs and hot boys 1 admission with coupon available at Big Chicks $2 off all pitchers, $3.50 Mandarin and girls, DJ Jen Bootie, $1 shots, $3 imports, $6 www.thebatonshowlounge.com. Crushes, $1 1/4lb burgers, $5 Veggie Burgers Effen tinis, $9 Pop Pink champagne Berlin MODifyd, DJ Chester mixes alternative and (dine in only) Gentry on Halsted Tom Dziermago on piano, $3 pints pop. $2 Lites $3.25 Heinekens. 1st Sunday: Bucks $2.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $2 Gentry on State Musician showcase w/Beckie Menzie Madonna Madness w/ DJ Riley, Last Sunday: Prince Schnapps and Kool-Aid shots Hamburger Mary’s $5 Pretty-in-Pink Teasers & Beer- Night w/ DJ Samnation Charlie’s Bitch Bingo with Frida & Lauren, 11:30 p.m. O-Day special. Kitchen open till 11pm Big Chicks Free BBQ/inside picnic at 4:30 p.m., Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, $1 off Bud/Bud Hideaway Stoli S’Tuesdays - $3 shots, $4 mixed any $2.50 vodka lemonades Light bottles, free pizza, raffles flavor, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, $5 Long Islands Bobby Love’s Open at noon with Connie Circuit Mondays with Mz. Ruffy, hosted by Mz. Ruff ‘n Hunters Retro Re-wind, $2 Miller bottles, $2 Mike’s Bucks Sunday cookout, $2 Schnapps and Kool-Aid Stuff, DJ Stoney Hard Lemonade, DJ Brad shots Cocktail Cocktails with bartenders Michael and Dion Hydrate Retro Flashback with $15 for an Absolut Charlie’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 7:30 p.m. - 11 p.m. Crew Berghoff bottles $2.50, Stella Artois pints $3.75 Martini and a manicure or a tarot reading, $4 Cell Block Open 2 p.m., $1.50 pints Miller Lite all day Half Price Chicken Wings six $2.75/twelve $4.25, Absolut cocktails, $3 Bud bottles, retro with DJ and night, DJs Freddie Bain and Chris Spinazzola Open for lunch 11:30am. 1/2 priced wings 5pm till Laura B Circuit Tardeada (T-Dance) w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ close. 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Kitchen open till 11pm Roscoe’s Drag Race 2007 (the ultimate drag contest) Eagle Big screen movie 9 p.m. and 12 a.m., $2 house Hideaway Womyn’s Nite, $1 Kool-Aid shots, $5 Jäger, w/ Frida Lay. Cash prizes. $12 Absolut Mandrin shots $5 Long Islands Cosmopolitan pitchers, $11 domestic draft pitcher, The Edge Bingo 7-9 p.m., Karaoke 10 p.m., $4 Bloody Hunters Karaoke with DJ Glen, $2 Bud, $4 Absolut $13 import; $3 Miller Lite and MGD bottles Marys martinis Scot’s $2 off all Martinis Encompass Country nite – $4.75 Texas teas, $1 off Hydrate $1 drinks all night, no cover before 10 p.m. Sidetrack Retro videos 8 p.m.-2 am all tequilas Inn Exile VJ Brad, Queer as Folk 10 p.m. Star Gaze Dart nite, free pool Gentry on Halsted Pop Goes the Gio revue, $6 Jackhammer $2.50 well drinks Temptations Stud Puppy Tuesdays featuring Sarabia’s Martinis Kitty Moon Dyke Dive, featuring performances by dancers Gentry on State Becky Menzie open mike 9 p.m.-1 am local artists from 7 to 10, dancing and drinks by 3160 Geoffery Cuellar performs Hamburger Mary’s Serving Brunch till 3p.m. $2 DJ PJ and Lucky Kleen. $2 PBR, $3 Domestics, $4 Touché Hard Core Tuesdays, club room open at 10 mimosas, $5 Slushies & Beer-O-Day special Well. p.m NOVEMBER 14, 2007 Nightspots 31 Where My Bar At? if it ain’t here, it ain’t queer (get used to it!) BOYSTOWN 3733 N. Halsted St. 40. Spyners 59. Jeffery Pub 1. 3160 773-477-7999 4623 N. Western Ave. 7041 S. Jeffrey Ave. 3160 N. Clark St. 21. Roscoe’s 773-784-8719 773-363-8555 773-327-5969 3356 N. Halsted St. 41. Star Gaze www.Chicago3160.com 773-281-3355 5419 N. Clark St. CALUMET CITY 2. Berlin www.roscoes.com 773-561-7363 60. Dick’s R U Crazee 954 W. Belmont Ave. 11. Scarlet www.stargazechicago.com 48 154th St. 773-348-4975 3320 N. Halsted St. 42. T’s 708-868-6856 www.BerlinChicago.com 773-348-1053 5025 N. Clark St. www.dicksrucrazee.com 3. Bobby Love’s 22. Sidetrack 773-784-6000 61. John L’s Place 3729 N. Halsted St. 3349 N. Halsted St. www.tsbarchicago.com 335 154th Pl. 773-525-1200 773-477-9189 43. Touché 708-862-2386 www.bobbyloves.com www.sidetrackchicago.com 6412 N. Clark St. 62. DiChano’s 4. Bucks Saloon 23. Spin 773-465-7400 201 155th St. 3439 N. Halsted St. 800 W. Belmont Ave. www.touchechicago.com 708-801-9390 773-525-1125 773-327-7711 www.dichanos.net 5. Cell Block www.spin-nightclub.com DOWNTOWN 3702 N. Halsted St. 24. Steamworks (bath) 44. The Baton THE BURBS 773-665-8064 3248 N. Halsted St. 436 N. Clark St. 63. Hideaway www.cellblock-chicago.com 773-929-6081 312-644-5269 7301 W. Roosevelt Rd. 6. Charlie’s www.thebatonshowlounge.com Forest Park, IL 3726 N. Broadway Ave. 45. Club Reunion 708-771-4459 773-871-8887 ANDERSONVILLE 811 W. Lake St. www.hideawaynightclub.com www.charliesonline.com 26. @mosphere 312-943-5397 64. Hunters 7. Circuit 5355 N. Clark St. 46. Funky Buddha Lounge 1932 E. Higgins Rd. 3641 N. Halsted St. 773-784-1100 728 W. Grand Ave. Elk Grove Village, IL 773-325-2233 www.atmospherebar.com 312-666-1695 847-439-8840 www.circuitclub.com 27. The Anvil www.FunkyBuddha.com www.huntersnightclubs.com 8. The Closet 1137 W. Granville Ave. 47. Generator 65. Maneuvers 3325 N Broadway Ave. 773-973-0006 306 N. Halsted St. 118 E. Jefferson St. 773-477-8533 28. Big Chicks 773-738-9971 Joliet, IL www.theclosetbar.com 5024 N. Sheridan Rd. 48. Gentry on State 815-727-7069 9. Cocktail 773-728-5511 440 N. State St. www.JolietManeuvers.com 3359 N. Halsted St. www.BigChicks.com 312-836-0933 66. Medusa Chicago 773-477-1420 30. Crew www.GentryofChicago.com 209 E. Chicago St. 10. FireFly 4804 N. Broadway Ave. 49. Second Story Bar Elgin, IL 3335 N. Halsted St. 773-784-CREW 157 E. Ohio St. 847-488-0320 773-525-2505 www.worldsgreatestbar.com 312-923-9356 68. Temptations 25. Halsted’s Bar & Grill 31. Eagle 10235 W. Grand Ave. 3441 N. Halsted St. 5015 N. Clark St. Franklin Park, IL 773-348-9696 773-728-0050 NEAR NORTH 847-455-0008 12. Hydrate www.ChicagoEagle.com 51. Crobar www.temptationsnightclub.com 3458 N. Halsted St. 32. El Gato Negro 1543 N. Kingsbury St. 69. Heroes Entertainment 773-975-9244 1461 Irving Park Rd. 312-266-1900 481 N. Schuyler Ave. www.hydratechicago.com 773-472-9353 52. Green Dolphin Street Kankakee, IL 13. Kit Kat 33. Hamburger Mary’s/Mary’s Attic 2200 N. Ashland Ave. 815-802-0437 3700 N. Halsted St. 5400 N. Clark St. www.music-101.com 773-525-1111 773-784-6969 53. Prop House INDIANA www.kitkatchicago.com www.hamburgermaryschicago.com 1675 N. Elston Ave. 70. Encompass 14. Little Jim’s 34. Jackhammer 773-486-2086 2415 Rush St. 3501 N. Halsted St. 6406 N. Clark St. Lake Station, IN 773-871-6116 773-743-5772 THE SOUTHSIDE 219-962-4640 15. Lakeview Broadcasting Co. www.jackhammer-chicago.com 54. Chesterfield Club www.encompassnightclub.net 3542 N. Halsted St. 35. Joie De Vine 1800 W. Pershing St. 773-857-2444 1744 W. Balmoral Ave. 773-376-9511 16. Lucky Horseshoe 773-989-6846 www.clubchesterfield.net 3169 N. Halsted St. 36. Lost & Found 55. Club Escape 773-404-3169 3058 W. Irving Park Rd. 1530 E. 75th St. 17. Manhandler 773-463-7599 773-667-6454 1948 N. Halsted St. 37. Man’s Country 56. The Edge 773-871-3339 5017 N. Clark St. (bath) 13126 S. Western Ave. 18. minibar/winebar 773-878-2069 Blue Island, IL 3341 N. Halsted St. 38. Scot’s 708-597-8379 773-871-MBAR 1829 W. 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