HOMECOMING HOMECOMING VARSITY VS. HUSKIES FOOTBALL RALLY SATURDAY FRIDAY NIGHT

Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbia Vol. XXI. VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, OOTOBER 18, 1938 No. 8 Prof, G.M. Shrum | THE BATTLEGROUND THE PRIZE | Honors Memory "Huskies" Will Be Of Dr. Wesbrook The annual Wesbrook Memorial service, honoring the memory ot Dr. F. F. Wesbrook, first president of Here On Saturday the University of B.C., will be held at the graveside ln Mountain View Second Hardy Cup Game Will Be Feature of Cemetery at noon Thursday, October ao. 3,500 See Hardy Homecoming-; Dance Friday Night Dr. O. M. Shrum, Honorary Presi­ Cup Game at The University of British Columbia gets a big opportun­ dent of the class of Arts '89, this ity to repay the royal treatment accorded their own Thunder­ year's senior class at the University, Saskatchewan will speak at the open-air service. birds at Saskatoon curlier this fall, when the University ot A wreath will be laid on the grave. Saskatchewan Huskies, star attraction on the coming Home­ Shouts, yells, and songs of nearly coming programme, visit the Coast this week-end for a crucial, All senior class members with cars a thousand University of Saskatch­ two-game, Hardy Cup football series. are asked to make them available ewan students greeted U.B.C. Thun­ According to information received from the prairies, the for the occasion. Cars will leave the derbirds on their arrival at Saska­ campus at 12.80 noon sharp. Huskies are duo to arrive in Vancouver Saturday morning at toon, 8.45 a.m. by C.P.R. Although nothing definite has yet been ''Please communicate with Art The throng resolved into a parade arranged, Home-coming officials are said to be ready to sched­ Clarke, president of Arts '30, If you The big feature of Home­ which was led by a band and floats ule a grand reception and parade in honour of the jaunting can supply a car. coming celebrations this year representing the various faculties of gridders. is the football game between the university. aSTIR UP INTEREST the Huskies of Saskatehewan A gala evening followed when the The welcome which the Thunder­ REV. GEMMEL and the Thunderbirds of B.C. team was entertained at a Reunion bird footballers received when they Dance at the Besaborough Hotel. ... OR ELSE invaded Saskatoon, made a great im­ The Hardy Cup shown at the Carson McOuire spoke on behalf of pression on the Coast boys and no AS A.C. DEAN right will be the spoils In the the Thunderbirds. "Homecoming will have to be effort will be spared during the time game Saturday at the Varsity There was a tremendous turnout a financial success or all the the Huskies are here to make their MEMORIAL. SERVICE FORI Stadium shown above. for the game, which drew 3500 spec­ club budgets will have to be stay one they won't forget. cut." This Is the announcement DEAN HEDLIY tators. Including a large percentage Local interest in the coming series of the 1700 University of Saskatch­ made by Bob Smith, A. M. S. between the two Universities will be The College opened this fall with ewan students. treasurer, who has been perus­ stirred up Friday evening by the stag­ the largest freshman class of theol­ ing club budgets for the past ing of the Grand Football Rally in ogical students ln many years. three weeks. He believes that the Crystal Ballroom, with the result There are thirty students in resid­ 44 the financial welfare of the that, by the time the Huskies arrive ence and several others who live In ARTS-AGGIE U.B.C. students depends on the the whole University should be fana­ town. This summer, for the first Love Parade" Brings Back success of the Hardy Cup tically football-conscious. time, the building was opened as liv­ NEXT MONTH Games. Saturday afternoon, Coach Oolb ing quarters to the students and staff Era of Short Skirts, Negligees McEwen will send his Qreen and of the University Summer Sohool. White-clad hirelings out onto the NEW BEAN AM US ELECTIONS ON Stadium, where they have a most Im­ The Rev. W. C. Oemmell, for years Crudeness of Early Musicals Apparent in 1929 Film; portant date with the soaring Thun­ a missionary in Japan*, is expected THURSDAY NOON Dr. SEDGEWICK derbirds of Maury Van Vllet. to take up residence soon as the First Mickey Mouse Delights Audience BATTLE ROYAL new Dean of Residence In place of The elections for officers of the the Rev. C. W. Hedley who died last By J. D. MACFARLANE AT INSTITUTE The battle la expected to be of Maurice Chevalier and Jeanette ly qualities were neither royal nor Artsmen's Undergraduate Executive the titanic variety as tbe snarling summer. A memorial service for anything like the charming person­ will be held ln Arts 100 on Thurs­ Dean Hedley will be held ln the Macdonald "came back" at the Film SCORES "TYRANNY OF Huskies have already met defeat Society showing of the 1020 classic ality evidenced by her most recent day Oct. 20 at 12.45. College Chapel on Friday, October films. WORDS" once this year at the hands of the 21 at 6.30. '"The Love Parade" ln the Audito- This Is of paramount Importance B. C. lads, and consequently will rum Friday night. Her acting was ' ludicrous and because the president automatically Until the arrival of the new dean stilted and at the best she made a " 'The Word' is the sign of creative have their fangs sharpened in the the Rev. Tom Bailey, Arts 40, la Playing the parts of the philander­ becomes a member of the Discipline hope of turning the tables on the poor chorus girl Committee, and the executive takes Intelligence which has brought the acting Head of Hall. ing Count Renard and the sophisti­ RESULT OF STOCK MARKETS. world out of chaos, and its use can powerful Blue and Oold machine. ELECTIONS cated Queen of Sylvanla whose main charge of Open House for the Arts At the W.U.S. Tea-Dance to be Filmy negligees and the short faculty. be either good or bad," was the The student organization of the problem was the choice of a hus­ theme of Dr. O. Q. Sedgewlck's ad­ staged in the Oym immediately after band, the two veterans of the screen skirts of the period combined with The biggest social event of the A.T.C. is carried on by The Literary an accentuated version of the sen­ dress before the Vancouver Institute the stadium warfare has been de­ and Athletic Association. Elected somewhat jangled the tender sus­ season the Arts-Aggie Ball will be Saturday evening. clared closed for the day, the Huskies ceptibilities of 1038 students with suous walk of the Broadway stage, held ln the Crystal Ballroom of the president for the year was Tom served ohly to make one wonder If An audience of nearly 000 heard are expected to be honored guests, Bailey, 'with two vice-presidents, their representation of the rather Hotel Vancouver on Thursday Nov. Dr. Sedgewick score the tyranny of and to have the pleasure of under­ sexy innuendoes of the early music­ the mentalities of the critics who 17. All arrangements for this formal Ward De Beck in charge of athletics picked "The Love Parade" as a hit word usage, especially of catch going, or rather experiencing, a sys­ and T. David Somervllle in charge al comedy screen productions ball will be the work of A.M.U.S. phrases and "jingoism" to Influence tem of unrestricted cut-ins on the OAUDY IMITATION. ln 1020 were not somewhat jarred out executive. of literary activities. of the tune by the crash of the stock public opinion. part of UB.O. co-eds. On November 3, the College plans Production by the European direc­ market. ' Open House has In the past been "Canadian Unity" as applied to the Further celebrations to take place to hold Its annual Oratorical Con­ tor Lubltsch "The Love Parade" a great advertisement tor the U.B.C. next general election was the point between Saturday and Wednesday ot test for the O. O. McOeer trophy. Maurice Chevalier was good enter­ and will be conducted next spring brings back pleasant memories of tainment, but still lacked the mobil­ upon which the speaker based his the following week are now reoeivlng Try-outs are scheduled for next Mon­ the tuneful melodies of the era, but under the executive elected. The ity of personality which makes a argument, Indicating that "the word the attention of Homecoming offici­ day. at the same time ruins, to a large programme Includes exhibits by all is a two-edged sword and can also als. DEBATE ON BUSES extent, the effect which might be lasting star of the film firmament, a faculties. tact which ls evidenced even more expose sham." SECOND TUSSLE Informal debates are held from gained, by the gaudy Imitation of If you want a good Arts-Aggie He pointed out the potency of the The second and final game of the time to time. The last of these took forcefully by his absence from head­ the stage tricks of the Broadway Ball it ls up to you to turn out and spoken word since the beginning of series, and one whieh is expected to place last Tuesday on the subject musicals. line features of late. elect a supreme executive. Remem­ HEART STRINO HARPIST. creation, and deplored the tyranny be an Important factor in deciding 'That the evening bus service should Especially remarkable were the ber that this ls your opportunity to of the use of words ln such phrases be abolished.' The affirmative won. The famous smile, and the sugary, the destination of the Hardy Cup glaring crudities revealed In the act­ show your faculty loyalty . . . Turn as "Racial Purity," "Peace with for the coming year, will be played Two social events have been mark­ ing of Miss Macdonald whose queen­ est. Honor" and "A War to End War." ed off on the calendar of the College. (Continued on Page S) Wednesday evening at Athletic Today an entertainment for the Dr. Sedgewick, ln summing up his Park. clergy of the city will be presented address showed the use of the word at St. Mary's and the Annual Dona­ to make for either good or bad, order 'MOCK TRIALS" FOR tion Tea will be held on the after­ or chaos, and said, "It is up to us noon of November7. college people to pierce the sham and find a reality, If any." NEW LAW SOCIETY Dr. Jennings will be the guest INTER-FRATERNITY APPLIED SCIENCE speaker of the University Law COUNCIL TO HAVE Society at its next meeting to be ELECTION RESULTS held Wednesday, Oct 10, in Arts 206. SAME GROCERIES Inn in London. On the Initiative of Dave Morrow, The following Is a partial list of Bernard Reed resident of the member of the Inter - Fraternity those elected ln the Ap. Sc. class, Society, states "It Is the Intention Council, proposals for a new system and S. M. U. 8., and U. E. S. elec­ of the Law Society to stage sever­ of buying food supplies are under tions : al 'mock trials' In the near future, discussion. The class of Sc. '41 elected the fol­ with the assistance of Prof. Jen­ Under this new system all the fra­ lowing to office: Bus Ryan, president; nings.' " ternity houses would deal with the Ron Renshaw, ath. rep. same store and would be granted a Those elected ln Sc. '40 were: Chas. considerable discount on such foods Lighthall, president; Jack McLean, as vegetables, fruits, eggs, etc. vice-president; D. Patrick, Jim Us­ Pub Office To Be The practice in the past hae been sher, ath. rep. Private for each fraternity to buy ita foods The secretary of the S. M. U. S. for from Individual dealers at ordinary the coming year Is Rex Parker, and retail prices, and In the words of the secretary of the U. E. S. is Chas. The publications offlce Dave Morrow. "Some of the bills Parker. and telephone will be from the retail stores have been closed to the public for the criminal." rest of the year. Business It Is ln order to try and Improve ELECTRIC COMPANY may be conducted over the this situation, that the new co-opera­ counter. Permission to use tion has been proposed. WANTS INFORMATION the telephone for univer­ sity business may be ob­ CALLING YOU! Clubs which are planning campus tained by explaining the Varsity Time is still understaffed, functions attracting an unusual num­ ber of guests are requested to In­ nature of the business to and the executive is continuing the form the B. C. Electric at either a membor of the board in search for radio talent. Elliott 1807 or Seymour 5161, stating charge of the offlce. The Owen Sheffield, Musical Director of the approximate number of people publications offioe is the the program, will be on hand in the —Photo by Ted Underhiil. requiring service, and the times at centre for at least four Studio, Room O. Aggie Bldg., this CHEMISTRY 2, THURSDAY, OOTOBER 13th, 2:30 P.M. . . . One desk is shown above. There which service will be needed. campus clubs and lack of afternoon from 3.30 until dark or are four desks, eaoh with 16 students, in the laboratory, and two suoh rooms are required for Although special busses will be space makes it necessary thereabouts, to interview candidates. Chemistry 2. At the time this photo was taken, there were two assistants in charge of Chemistry provided whenever necessary, the that the student body be Musical stars—vocal and instru­ 1, 2, 3, and 5, handling a total of approximately four hundred students. This is the flrst of a series company has found it impossible to excluded. There will be no mental—are at a prelmum Just now, provide adequate service if notice exceptions to this rule. and many more announcers and of photographs to be published in the Ubyssey this fall, with the purpose of emphasizing the of such events is not given. script-writers are needed. ridiculous working oondltlons in certain parts of the University. T«ro THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, October 18, 1938 ,..*,,,,.. . . 0 9 . O V~*~* FASCISM AND 'Let me serve your oar and your oar will serve you" THE UBYSSEY HERE'IM* THERE "Prank" Ploke Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater w Ith th< U.B.C. SERVICE STATION Sooiety of the University of British Columbia. Exchange Editor COMMUNISM Office: 206 Auditorium Building ... Phone Point Orey 206 24-Hour Emergency Service. Complete Repair Facilities. Campus Subscriptions, $1.80 Mall Subscriptions, $3.00 1 * * f I 1 T I I ff IN DEBATE SOUTH END OF McGILL ROAD PT. OREY 63 By J. D. MACFARLANE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF An interesting and timely topic IIIMItlllMII,lll(M|||,l,l,ltl„M„„MI„IIIMMMIIIIIII*l(IMIIIIIIIIIIIMII Ill, ,„|( HIIHIMIHMHMHIHIHHHHIHI. Dorothy CumminKs Evidently Saskatchewan has not wilt be debated by members of the SENIOR EDITORS got over the U.B.C. Thunderbirds Parliamentary Forum on Wednes­ Tuesday Friday yea. day evening October 10 at 7.30 p.m. UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Jack Mair Robert King In "Co-Ed Confabs," by "Sally," re­ in Arts 100. Hrs.: 0 a.m. to 8 p.m.) Saturdays 0 a.m. to noon ASSOCIATE EDITORS gular columnist of the Sheaf, there The topic "Resolved that Commun­ James Macfarlane Irene Eedy ls a bit of whimsy about a football ism Is a greater menace to civiliza­ LOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND tion than Fascism" Is a timely sub­ ASSISTANT EDITORS player. Why this item appears in a SCRIBBLERS Joyce Cooper 'co-ed column' we don't know. . . . ject and of great Interest. AT REDUCED PRICES Ozzy Durkin Jack Mercer Rosemary Collins But anyway, here is the excerpt: Sid Kilbank, who ls a prominent Van Perry Lester Pronger "A deserted football field—a lone forum debater and former winner of Graphic Engineering Paper, Biology Paper, ALL YOUR ' SPORTS EDITOR an Inter High School Debating Loose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink BOOK SUPPLIES Orme Dier player wandering around, eyes on the ground, peering Intently at every League will take the affirmative. The and Drawing Instruments. SOLD HERE ASSOCIATE SPORTS EDITORS negative will be supported by Jim patch of grass. He went down the ' MIIUIMIMMMMIIIIIIMMIIIMM IIIIIHmHIIIMHMIlrtMHHMmiHHMIIHHHMIHHIIIIHIHHHIIHIIMIHHHUIIHIHIII Basil Robinson Myrne Nevlson Held for a touch—but there were no Ferris also widely known as one of C. U. P. STAFF accompanying hurrahs from a fren­ the foremost debatera of the Uni­ Editor zied crowd—that didn't worry him— versity. James Macfarlane Oh my, no! He circled each post Jim, who has been absent from Assistants and slowly crept toward the stands— the University for a few years, ably Van Perry Ann Jeremy Joyce Cooper a hopeless look on that portion of represented in the former McOoun " PUB. SECRETARY CIRCULATION MOR. his face dlscernable after the B.C. and Imperial debating series. Virginia Galloway Harry Campbell boys had done their bit. Up and The meeting Is open to all and REPORTORIAL STAFF down he went, peeking under seats thoae Interested are Invited to at­ Jack Margeson, Helen Hann, Pat Keatley, Joan Thompson, BUI Backman, —was the man crazy? Shall we ask tend. The subject will be thrown Joan Haslam, Ted Underbill, Jack Metford, Ruth Millar, Janet Walker, open to the entire assembly for dls­ Brlta Vesterback, Bob Manson, Florence Hurndall, BUI Osborne, Ken Vernon, him? Alright, here goes, "And what Doreen Henderson. may you be doing my rough tough ousslon. and luffly rugby player?" His face Fraternity and Sorority Advertising Office lit up—someone to confide In! "I Printing' and Engraving Standard Publishing Co., 1037 Pender Street West, Vancouver, B.C. am hunting for the pound that I lost TECHNOCRAT TO Our Specialty In the game this afternoon. Some Telephone: SEYMOUR 4484 DANCE PROORAMMES All advertising handled exclusively by Standard Publishing Co. call lt madness others call lt rugby." Now what were you doing In the SPEAK TODAY Shoes that can take INVITATIONS, 'AT HOMES,' stadium, Sally? Itt Designed spe­ .95 LETTERHEADS and Mr. W. E. Walter, Director of the cially for Vancouv­ CHRISTMAS CARDS • • • Vancouver Technocracy Section, will er's Young Fellows! $4 The Sheaf answers another ques­ address the students under the aus­ tion for us. * What do people think pices of the University Technocracy SOLD EXCLUSIVELY AT GEHRKE'S in times of vacuous stress? The ans­ Society at an open meeting in Arts COPP'S Editorials wer is ln the form of a bit of Intros­ 100 today at 12.00. 066 Seymour St. pective rambling called "Classroom His topic will be "Opportunity in 889 West Hastings St. Si fi «iiii 1 r 11 Thoughts." Chaos," ln which he will present Technocracy's social analysis and BUS SERVICE "Let's see . . . seat ISO, about six THE HARDY CUP TO VANCOUVER rows up . . . excuse me lady, I didn't the highlights of the engineering BRING BACK, O* BRING BACK On Friday evening following the Film Society Production mean to kick you . . . the lug, where specifications or design of the Tech- eighty-five people stood at the bus stand wniting to he trans­ did she get those barges . . . 103, 104, nate. The speaker has lectured ported to Sasamat street. Very shortly a bus arrived but could WORLD WIDE NEWS 100 . . . that must be lt, it's vacant throughout the western part of Mex­ only accommodate sixty of the crowd inside its doors. This left anyway ... ho hum I Bell should go ico, the Unltde States and Canada. twenty-five students and members of the general public in the soon . . . cheerful looking guy on my He will present an Introductory cold bus-stand with no alternative but to walk the two miles or left . . . make a good funeral director lecture for the famous Howard Scott, wait half an hour until the bus could get back again to the . . . and this dame on the right founder and Director-In-Chief of the University. 75c and 'AS NEAR AS YOUR PHONE" wow I Icebergs! Why don't I get next Continent-wide organization, who $1.00 Naturally the chilly students blamed the situation on the to some of the good lookers . . . O will speak In Vancouver on Nov. 14. SEYMOUR 2408 company and bitterly derided poor bus service. Actually the bus well, they're Just as cool . . . there's Free DeUvery Anywhere in City Limits company had no knowledge, until they arrived on the .campus, the bell . . . Judas! I missed the last that there would be more than the usual three or four late workers class . . . have to borrow somebody's SOPHOMORES, JUNIORS RITCHIE'S . . . 840 ORANVILLE wishing to ride to the street car. The fault was not with the notes again . . . the French Revolu company but with the members of the Film Society for failing tion and the guillotine, massacres and •-•••**••-•• • ' IIHIIHKMIIIII •• IIIIHIII „ ,„„,„ ,„ to inform the B.C. Electric of their ahow. If this unpleasant situ­ flowing blood . . . nice people, these WANTED FOR ation is to bo avoided in the future every university club should Siberians . . . Wish the prof would HOW'S YOUR have delegates to arrange for adequate transportation. take the frog out of his throat ... or TOTEM GOLF GAME? The complaint has often been heard that the University is ls lt a lizard . . . some not bad-look­ The Juniors and Sophomores have too far away from the city. Surely it is in the interests of the ing glntches ln this class . . . Oh ohl To be accurate you University to facilitate tho carrying of Vancouver citizens to and proved themselves to be more apath­ must learn the Funda­ the prof's evil eye ls on me again . . . etic than the Freshmen ln respect of mentals of the Oolf from the University whon they wish to come and go. better pay attention . . . more French Swing. The winter sea­ having their photographs taken for son Is the time to Iron names . . . the guy that Invented the 1030 Totem. Few Juniors and less out your difficulties and them must have been hare lipped . . . learn how to enjoy i^ Sophomores have bothered to make Oolf. or toothless . . . wish there was some­ appointments. where to put my feet . . . they're still As a last resort circulars have looking Back to arts! sore from last night . . . what a been sent to every Junior and every Hal Rhodes Goli School party! . . . well, that's the last time Senior, asking them, In fact plead­ 1155 W. Pender Street Seymour 5333 . . . tonight I'm home . . . better stick ing wtth them, to do the proverbial MtttlltlllltllMltMIIIIMMIIItllMIMIIItllHIIIItlMltltltlltllllllllltllllltltllMIIIIMItltMltlllMllltMltlllMIIMIIIItlllltllllllllllMIIIM Looking back through our flies we NIPPED IN THE BUD something down . . . more names on something about the photographs. find some items whioh strike a fam­ Therefore, they have decided to the board! Wonder what he said The Sophomores are to be left to THESPIANS ADMIT iliar note, "plus oa change, plus e'eat nip it In the bud before the animal about them . . . guess lt wasn't Im­ their own devices; and the two hun­ la meme chose." In 1019 too the prob­ spirits of the ever Increasing num­ portant ... I hope . . . say, what dred of them taken 'while in their NEW MALE MEMBERS TRINITY 3377 lem of overcrowding was a sore sub­ ber of students became unoontrol- time id it, buddy? . . . no, I said what Freshman year 'will reappear In the Fifty hopefuls tried out on Mon­ ject. able. time? . . . got a watch? . . . oh, annual. day afternoon for parts in the four neither have I, bust the darn thing CHAOTIC DISORDER An Initiation was necessary they Seniors will be taken now too. plays which have been decided on In fact, If we are to believe the agreed but not If It were to place In the showers . . . wonder should I They are expected to have a new by the Player's Club for their Christ­ MACK A. description of chaotic disorder given the name of the U.B.C. In dis­ pinch the doormouse on my right . . . photo this year, as any previous pic­ mas program. us by one embittered student we repute. hey, got the time? ten to? . . . thanks ture lacks the gown. The gown and Rehearsals will atart as aoon aa may be thankful that things now are Another reporter gave his impres­ . . . boyoboy, what an ouch-face . . . hood will be supplied at the studio, tbe parts have been alloted. STARK no worse than they are. It is true sion of the Frosh reception. In those I should talk . . . sigh, sigh . . . so that lack of one cannot be offered For the first time in the annals of that the state of our Caf at lunch- days one did not find seniors search­ causes and results of the Fr. Rev. . . . as an excuse. , the Player's Club there have been LIFE INSURANCE time Is not exactly conducive to ing frantically for unattached youths been taking this since Orade 0 and Appointments can be made by a secondary tryouts. The new members peaceful digestion and that seats In to escort their little sisters. For then stlU know nothing about it . . . student of any year at the Audi­ are: Douglas Archibald, Arthur Bal­ the library are at a premium, still It was a highly organised affair. Whew! ... he Just asked the Iceberg torium Box Office on any day at lard, William Colledge, Richard we don't often And classes wandering a question . . . what a close shave . . . noon. Crichton, Jack Dorchester, James NEEDLE IN HAYSTACK Fraaee, Kenneth Keefe, BUI McLel­ about the corridors, vainly search­ The girls were all grouped In num­ wonder if he picked the name at ran­ ing for a room large enough to hold dom or does he know her? . . . what if seoond row . . . what the hell '.t, the lan, Douglas Wilson, and Douglas OET VALUE bers, for example, one lot would matter with that bell . . . maybe if Worth. them or students unable to make stand under 'from S to 30.' Then ln he picks me . . . I'll maintain a digni­ their way up and down stairs be­ fied silence ... no use putting my they would dust the cobwebs out of IN PRINTING a large, compact mass the Frosh it . . . Time slouches on . . . what did cause of the congestion. bore down upon them. They soanned foot in it . . . Why doesn't this dame SENIOR OLASS for the activities let me have half the arm rest . . . he say about an essay? . . . that's Officers for the coming year in the THE PROMISED LAND thetr programmes, then the ladles what I get for having a grasshopper of your— At that time all eyes turned hope­ nearby. The question of the evening where does she think she is, in a class of Arts 'SB are as follows: Ar­ boarding house? . . . Look at her mind . . . Why must he start a new thur Clarke, president; Marlon Reed, SORORITIES fully toward the Promised Land of was "Have you found your partner chapter when the period is almost Pt. Orey. According to this crusad­ yet?" stick down . . . she doesn't miss muoh vice-president; Audrey Ohown, sec­ FRATERNITIES . . . Well, notes are supposed to be over . . . aftermaths of the French retary, and Jack McLaren, treasurer. ing spirit the many inconveniences The nervous strain finally be­ Rev. ... at last, saved by the bell . . . SOOIAL endured by the students resulted ln came too much for some uncour- brief, and that's one thing about mine The annual class party will be held and . . . Crlpes! is that prof, covering Crlpes I'm hungry . . . missed that a lack of work, study, and played ageoua souls, who retired to the good looker too . . . 'xcuse me . . . on October 27. OLUB FUNCTIONS their part In preventing the growth calm of the library for a quiet ground! . . . trying to out-Winchell Wlnchell I guess . . . hotter'n biases gotta catch a car . . . watta Jam . . . NEWMAN CLUB of oollege spirit and pride ln the game of cards. free for the afternoon, thank heav­ university. Real life, he Insisted, ln here today ... Ye Oods! that A meeting of the Newman club ANIMATED CONVERSATION dame's elbow again . . . O well, lt en." will be held at 8 p.m., October 19, at would begin with the opening of the Our friend the reporter, after con­ much needed buildings at Pt. Orey. keeps me awake anyway . . . only —J-M. the home of Mrs. I. Rader, 4614 versing solemnly but stralnedly with one page of notes . . . what time is * * • Bellevue. Alas for the futility of wishes unknown Freshettes on the beauty granted. Still another familiar it please? Twenty after? . . . thanks FLASH! In Edmonton Hugh Rob­ Mr. Leo Sweeney will address the of the orchestra, the size of the son, Australian Imperial Debater, is club on his recent trip to New Zeal­ topic struck our eye. crowd and the state of the floor, be­ . . . how does she know, she never even bothered to look . . . that's co­ still asking "what Is a co-ed?" and. THK A warm controversy had arisen re­ took himself thankfully home to That '80' for today, friends. See garding the Frosh Initiation. Aa the burn the midnight oil, oonoocting a operation for you . . . three minutes TOTEM MEETING to go ... I should be thinking of you on Varsity Time Friday at 8.18, CLARKE & STUART years went by it was becoming more report suitably enthusiastic for the over CJOR. There will be a meeting of the OO. LIMITED and more severe and the powers that public eye. what I'm writing so it won't look like Totem Staff, and any othera inter­ be feared that it might equal the Rather reminiscent of the Frosh brand new stuff when I come to re­ A good Idea's to save your money. ested In working on the Totem in Stationers and Printers historical and ofttlmes tragic occur­ class party, one might say. view it ... if and when . . . wonder At least, so I've been told, Arts 104 today at 12.40 p.m. Every­ 550 SEYMOUR STREET ences which had marked its passing Truly there ts nothing new under if I can make the door at the same For money saved buys lollypops one is asked to turn out as there -will VANCOUVER, B.C. at older universities. the sun. time as that cute little frill in the To suck on when you're old. be important matters discussed. *

Full Course U.B.C. ROOST CAFETERIA Four o'clock Luncheon 25c SALISBURY LODOE ANNEX Tea "Let's All Meet At The Roost!" Engage The Roost For Private Parties Tuesday, Ootober 18, 1938 THE UBYSSEY Three

SCHOLARSHIP THE END OF THE LINE My** SUPPORTED BY THUNDERING ALONG/ ^jLf HOOFS Or Why is a Yo Yo? SOCIAL CLUB OB By BILL BACKMAN some keen wide-eyed child is being ing his life to the yo yo. Lovo of INCLUDES STUDENT FLASH! taught the mysteries of working the children ls this driving force. Self- CHANG SUEY Yo yo haa hit the oampus. Every­ yo yo. styled a 'kid' psychologist, he in­ WELFARE AND AT THB PALOMAR body from Frosh to Juniors seem to Contests, civic, provincial and formed me the purpose Is to give the PROBLEMS have gone back to the screwiest International have been held kids "something they cannot get at sport ever invented by man. Even throughout the world to determine home!" As one of the results of the C.S.A.. The Bug Driver's Lament the sports editors of the Ubyssey who oan make the top say the BOOSTS INFERIORITY conference at Winnipeg last Christ­ CHAPTER FOUR have taken an interest in this ?? 1 ? most ln the shortest tlmt. Today ln COMPLEX mas, the Social Problems Club was Horace Q. Fizzle, minion of the sport. Rumor hath it that a Big Western Canada contests are being The child tn the average family born on this campus with the pur­ Discipline Oommittee, could have Blocker was seen yo-yolng. held at schools, theatres and street does not get all the attention and By PROXY pose of studying student welfare and snapped his bubble gum, he was that WHY ANO WHAT corners to And tbe best player of notice that he craves. This is how general sooial problems. disgusted. The bus was stuffed like Why ts a yo yo? What is a yo yo? tbls—the daffiest oddity slnoe the the yo yo fits in. He buys one of Once upon a time there 'was a col­ At present the Club is Intent on an olive, and saucily shaking every The history of this top ts one that Versailles Treaty. these toys and being interested he umnist. He did his best, in many supporting the C.S.A.'s drive for other wheel at pedestrians. Besides, has many curious references and al­ No roads of life are there unin­ devotes most of his spare time to ways, for the good of the paper and national scholarships, and expects Horace had a cold, and his lone nasal lusions. One tale is that a Filipino fluenced by this toy. Herein lies mastering this miniature flywheel, to the good of himself. And he tried real success ln this direction. diaper waa nestled in a rear pocket, had nothing to do while he was in­ pathos, tragedy, Joy, anticipation put lt through its 50 odd stunts. The his best to please his Immediate su­ It was through the efforts of the where it was as safe as a bet on the carcerated in the jail house in Santa from the most humble to the most one with the most Intensity behind periors. He even tried to please Sooial Problem's Club that last year Yankees. Sniffing noisily, he drew a Barbara, Cal. While pondering over exalted, ranging from kids to adults, his practise Is In most cases the child those who were not so immediately R. L. Calder, K.C, came to the oam­ bead on an umpteenth-year science- his mistakes and the mysteries of semi-morons to morons. who gets the least attention at home. superior. pus to speak on the Padlock Law, man sitting literally on his right life this enterprising lad whittled a NAZI INFLUENCE He learns the difficult tricks and be­ He wrote columns that were crit­ and the Spanish delegates this year. hand. toy from a piece of wood. This top In tragedy and pathos lies there comes the champ ln his neighbor­ icised, and he wrote columns that During the next three months, the "My nose runs like Seymour was supposed to walk up a string, a tale. When Vienna was Vienna, hood theatre and then wins one of caused him to be criticized. He wrote Society hopes to obtain equally pro­ Creek I" he blurbed Incautiously. spin at amazing speeds, do the screw­ before you and I saw 'Viennese the sweaters which is a sign of his columns about things that people minent speakers for the student iest stunts from walking along the Nights' and waltzed to the romantio superiority. The kid wouldn't part told him to write columns about. body. The U. Y. 8. very carefully finished ground to spinning in the air—all strains of the 'Blue Danube,' in short, with that sweater. It means more He wrote columns without being Affiliated with the Vancouver tolling up its yo-yo, then slowly at the command of the genius who before the Nazis said "begone you to him than what money oan ever told what to write about. He wasYout h Council and co-operating with turned, raised its singed eye-brows, held the ropes. joy" In that part of the world, one mean. accused of writing rot, he was ac­ other campus clubs, the Social Prob­ and spat out a mouthful of log Men, women, boys, girls—all took of the greatest capitalists went goofy He eventually goea baok to tbe cused of writing something a bit lems Club ls rapidly beginning a sig­ tables. It regarded Horace for some to this toy like Frosh used to take and shot himself In a moment ot gang and teaches them how to better. He was told to be funny, and nificant and influential organisation time with bleary, bromine-shot eyes to the Lily Pond. From east to west, jealousy and pique. It seems that make the top talk. He becomes a he was told not to be funny. He was among university activities. and Anally mumbled: from north to south, everyone with his wife one of the social elite oame leader In his gang, and—a teacher. generally kicked around by people. "Yeah? Then it probably smells a yen for something new became under the Influence of this top and, He teaches the trioks and stunts He was slowly going nuts. like False Creek, huh?" seduoed by the Infatuation that the horrors! after clandestine practise to those who know not. Then, one day, he wrote a column PHRATERES INITIATION Horace's grey cells prowled around manipulation of this top conveyed. emerged as the ohamplon player of SATISFACTION 7 about something he thought to be this snappy come-back suspiciously, Unlike all other crazy and dizzy all Austria. Jealously got the upper In the hearts of those who are worth while. It was a good column, then went into a tight huddle. In oddities this toy has withstood the hand. They don't it seems yo yo in not champions it Alls the vague and to the point. It was not In the THURSDAYEVENING three minutes flat they tottered out ravages of Psychological studies. Austria any more. emptiness, the hunger that the child nature of criticism, but was really with a wobbly-kneed decision. Horace OLOBE TROTTERS KID PSYCHOLOGY has for attention—"lt gives them a bouquet, tossed In the direction of Thn most important event tn the wooted weakly. But the backwash of The yo yo has girdled the world In a more serious and influential something they cannot get at home. what he felt to be a deserving in­ Phrateres' Calendar Is the Club's these cerebral calisthenics made him many times, but unlike our airplanes phase of this toy 'kid' psychology is dividual. Thereby, unfortunately, Initiation and Banquet, to be held blink. And a co-ed who was hanging it takes years to do this. Planes go the driving force. I Interviewed the No fooling, they're the real McCoy hangs no printable tale. this year tn the Oeorgian room of by her snow-shoes from the straps round and round and crash; but promoter of the top the other night —thoae two-tone sweaters on speolal Hudson's Bay on Thuraday, October thought he was peddling a wink. Now every day ln some part of the world who gave me his reasons for devot­ at the Esquire on South Oranvllle. But it did something to the colum­ 20. nist when the said column, written this co-ed had a face like a mile of The affair will begin at 6.30, and bad road, and therefore always wore about the said deserving Individual, dress will be formal. was objected to by a very remote su­ a heavy, corduroy veil when at large. Two delegates from the Beta Chap­ perior. Objected to—no, that's too Her name was Elvira May Ooggle- kind a term for what happened. The ter of Phrateres at the University of Washington have been especially In­ fisher. Seizing on Fizzle as a weak- column was flatly refused. It was minded prospect, she swung over crumpled, mangled, jumped upon, vited to the U.B.C. campus for the Phrateres' Initiation programme, and him. -Money that Stays at and torn into very tiny fragments. It will stay over for the home-coming "Do you know what time the ferry was thrown into the refuse box. It leaves for Hoboken?" she cawed sug­ was, in short, dlslntegregrated by weekend. Remember, before you can be Ini­ gestively. the wrathful outburst of the very re­ Horace beamed, and whipped back: mote superior. tiated, you must have written your Home... and Builds! exam. This will only take a few"No , but I can show you a fine line The name of the columnist whose minutes, and will be held on Wed­ of Navajo blankets I" effort was subjected to such treat­ nesday of thia weak from 3.80 to 4.80 The atart of a beautiful friendship. ment ls better, for many reasons, left in Arts _b3. But at this touching moment, a Last year the Oil Companies of British Columbia paid these taxes: untold. But -what happened as a re­ Freshman failed miserably to simul­ sult of the cataclysm might be men­ taneously maintain his equUibrium, tioned. consolidate the position of his Dick Sales Tax f 1,083,880 I happen to know this columnist LOVE PARADE {Continued from Page 1) Tracey badge, and read a blighted personally. I know that he's the kind masterpiece called "Incredible True Provincial, Corporate, Municipal and of guy who lacks any too much self- play on the heartstrings of the fem­ Detective and Romance Stories, with confidence, even at hts best. I know inine part of the audience, but to Astrological Supplement, and Eight School Taxes 179,120 that on the particular day of the such an extent that the more deli­ by Ten Photo of Donald Duck." So episode in question, the columnist cate characterisation 'was submerg- that one of his great, big, blakey- had missed two lectures. Very Im­ ged. armoured flounders found its way $1,263,000* portant lectures they were, too. And But then the motif of the pic­ onto Horace's time-honoured visage. •This figure does not inolude 7-oent he was the kind of person who oan't ture waa musical comedy, and the His hot, Siwash blood roused by this Provincial Road Tax on gasoline or miss lectures without a certain feel­ musioal background waa excellent. Vfe-oent per gallon tax on Fuel-Oil. ing of guilt. He was conscientious. uncalled-for demoUtlon of his fea­ Choruses throughout the presenta­ tures, Fizzle drew himself up, and So when he came into the offloe just tion were full and colorful, while before the third lecture of the day, glared at the offender. And last year the Oil Companies spent in British Columbia: the humor of the leaser players, "Sir?" he bleated, tentatively. and found his superior jumping up although Inclined to the farolal, and down on what remained of his The Frosh blinked owllshly over waa well Mended Into the piece. the top of its turtle-neck sweater, Direct Payrolls $2,487,762 oolumn, and was told to get busy Although both the acting of the and write another column—whioh and did some diplomatic lisping players, and the continuity of thewhic h was lost to the world. Horaoe he knew meant that he'd miss an­ sequences, were somewhat unshaded Supplies Purchased 2,244*000 other lecture, things happened. was momentarily stunned as he real­ and rough, the pioture as a whole is ized that he was master of the situ­ The guy went absolutely nuts. I've Illustrative In a marked degree of Freight Within the Province 2,128,834 never seen anything like It before, the advances made by producers in ation, and just stood there, opening and I never hope to again. Some­ both the teohnloal and dramatic as­ and shutting his mouth like a gold­ thing must have gone ping in his pects of mualcal productions in the fish on a rubber-neck tour. But Elvira $6,860,686 brain. Fifteen miutes, twenty min­ last few yeara. May Ooggleflsher felt that she was utes went by before the rest of us ENTER MICKEY MOUSE. getting the dirty end of the sucker, so she grabbed Fizzle and jumped out oould hang on to him for more than We were glad to see In this pic­ Or a combined total of $8,123,696. a second at a time. And when we the window with him in her arms, ture that our beloved Mickey, at Just as a horrible laugh ripped up did Anally calm him down, and pin­ least, waa not a mutilated version ned him, quivering, to the south and down the bus. It seemed to come of his present self. Walt Disney's Figures ordinarily make dull reading. But we nsk you to consider wall, we looked around to aee what flrst piece, hitherto held in the deep, from an advertisement, which went had happened. dark recesses of a filing system, came something like this: "MenI Do you for a moment what this Eight Million Dollars means. Well, you've probably seen the to U.B.C. Friday night in triumph. covet a pair of dimpled knees? Are Pub Office on press day. You may It came in triumph because of the you puny? Does some big bully slap It is half the annual output of our fisheries industrv in B.C. It even have seen lt on oocaslons when whole-hearted laughter whioh the you down every time you go any exeeeds in value our annual production of copper; it is tkree millions people are just throwing plates and airy and perfeotly foolish antics of nearer the sand than spinach? Well, more than our yield of silver. It is nearly double the value of our things around for the fun of it. But the characters produced In the aud­ remember our slogan—'Eat Flush- Okanagan apple crop. you've never seen it after a raving ience. The flint was particularly man's Yeast .and become a Raging lunatic had laid his hands on every amusing since the majority of people Beast I' " Leering out of the ad. was A large share of this Eight Million Dollars goes to support the- movable and breakable thing in the of today are as at home with Mickey the sinister map of Chang Suey. A machinery of government, but more than $6,800,000, you will observe, plaoe. We were knee-deep ln smash­ Mouse aa they are with Aesops Fa­ wing-Jing flashed, the driver scream­ flows into the commercial lifestrea'n of the province, creating employ­ ed coke bottles. Ham sandwiches bles . . a fact which made the com­ ed, and, with a preliminary wiggle and chocolate oake were smeared ln parison of Disney's modified tech­ of herhips, the bus crashed Into the ment, paying good wages, buying supplies of all kinds, providing work a slimy mess all over the floor, and nique and well developed dramatic Cairn, the foundation of which had for railway and transport men — in fact, stimulating business every­ the celling was full of holes from and musioal sequences in the 'Mic­ been weakened by negleot. It slowly where and making better times. the attack of madly thrown furn. key' cartoons of the present day with toppled over to reveal a figure sitting ture. the arrant foolishness and somewhat on a chair, with its legs crossed, and The petroleum industry is vital—oreative—in tune with the times. So we stood there, looking over wayward sequences of the flrst pic­ calmly cleaning Its glasses. The figure It must have a fair reward for its accomplishments if it is not to be the mess, and holding the poor fel­ ture an uproarious pastime for mo­ replaced the glasses on Its nose, sur­ hampered or restricted in its service. low, still shivering and panting, vie-goers whose recent diet of car­ veyed the wreckage quietly, and tightly against the wall It was a toons has become accustomed to sighed: very delicate situation, and very dif­ subtle sophistication. "That, as Euripides once said, ls ficult to solve with any degree of what I call a drink." tact We forgot about tact the University, the stress and strain The horrible laugh of Chang Suey PETROLEUM INDUSTRIES We carried him—the columnist, of of overwork and overcrowding, had rang out once more. course—out to the parking lot and done to their boy. We left with Is Little Nell behind the eight ball loaded him Into a car. We took him bowed heads, thinking that we would again? OF BRITISH COLUMBIA home, practically in pieces, and de­ rather not have our names connected livered him safely Into the hands of with an organization that would do BRITISH AMERICAN OIL CO. LTD. SHELL OIL CO. OF B.C. LTD. his alarmed parents. We left them was a pal of mine, and I wanted to B.C. FUEL COMPANY LTD. SIGNAL OIL CO. LTD. such a thing to a high-strung youth see one more column go ln under the grlef-strlcken, screaming about what such as the columnist had been. HOME OIL DISTRIBUTORS LTD. STANDARD OIL CO. OF B.C. LTD. baby-buggy head. Second: I felt that IMPERIAL OIL LTD. And so I had to write this column. there could be no better way to pay TEXAS CO. OF CANADA LTD. J, tHH*l«,mMIM*MIHIII, Illll •HHMMIttmtHHmilHHM HMIM* UNION OIL CO. I didn't write it for the good of the tribute to a pal and a gentleman, a OF CANADA LTD. VARSITY SERVICE paper, and I didn't write it because fellow who had been completely STATION . I am one of those guys who ls soared smashed by the peculiar methods of "AT THE GATES" to refuse an order from a very re­ executive distinction, than to men­ This is one of a series of advertisements telling you about the services and "OUR SERVICE MEANS mote superior. I was asked to -write tion him in his own column. operations of the Petroleum Industries of British Columbia. HAPPY MOTORING" it, sure. But I only wrote it for And Incidentally, I missed a lec­ niMtHMHMIIIHHIHMMIMIHIHHMIMIIMllHMMIMMHtMIIIHtM two reasons. First: The columnist ture myself to do lt. -__ ROWINO OLUB BANQUET WATCH ! THURSDAY 'BIRDS VS. HUSKIES 6.00 P.M. IN OAF. SATURDAY—STADIUM

Four THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, October 18, 1938 HITCHENSMEN m iiiwmnniimfifmmffmiininmmiifnfiifiiimfiiiiiiintiniiffmmimfffffnT m Rugger Squads Bat .750 SUBDUE POWER Smooth, buttery toffee OF KERR1E XI in delicious milk In Four Games Saturday CROLL SCORES FOR chocolate / Varsity Squad Beats SCRUM STAR U. B. C. Team Downs U.B.C. IN 1-1 TIE Displaying almost mld-seaaon Rowing Club 35-6 Barbarians 17-8 form and absolutely no respect for Coming from behind in n sec­ Well, they did it again. their heavily-favored opponents, ond holf roily thot netted three Charlie Hltohens' U.B.C. soccermen Varsity's soaring Thunderbirds consecutive tries in the Inst fif­ created a major upaet Saturday at swooped down on Brockton teen minutes, the U.B.C. rugger- McBride Park by holding the pow­ Point Saturday afternoon long men proved their worth against erful Kerrisdale outfit to a wind- first division competition by enough to trounce New West­ Infested 1-1 tie. downing the strong West Van­ Opening against a strong breeze minster's gang of ruggers 35-6. couver Barbarian aggregation that frustrated their frequent move­ Fielding an aggressive fifteen whloh 17-8 at the Stadium Saturday. ments in the general direction of the featured a spoiling and individual Led by the ghost-stepping of fleet Kerries' goal, the collegians never­ style of play, the boys from across Ormle Hall and the point-garnering theless held their lines until well on toe of booting Bas Robinson, the Blue Kingsway held Varsity's highly touted In the flrst half when Ed. Rush, and Oold ran the heavier West Van brother of the Varaity centre-half, entry somewhat ln check for the first squad ragged, and then opened up to counted to put the Kerries In the half but failed to keep up the pace swamp the Black and White boys in lead. With the wind still bothering a treat after the change-over. one of the strongest finishes on rec­ them, the Hltchensmen -were finding The Royals had scarcely worn the ord. It difficult to repulse the foraging to eat— itch out of their new purple and gold FROM BEHIND. expeditions of the Kerrisdale for­ sweaters when they were awarded a Varsity forced the play in the flrst ward line, but the half-time whistle try it today / c.iTia penalty kick by referee Lange. The half, with Robinson opening the arrived without further score. Westminster booter split the uprights scoring by splitting the posts with a THE BEST CHOCOLATE MADE penalty goal trom 35 yards out after CROLL SCORES to give his team a short-lived 3-point As the second period opened, it lead. the Varsity pack had forced the play far up the field. Fred Billings cli­ was a case of Varsity with the gale PSYCHOLOGY CLUB behind them and Kerrisdale often Rev. J. D. Hobden of the John TEAOLE TIES IT. maxed a great forward attack by Howard Society will address an open With Varsity on the attack an off­ falling on the ball over the pay-line finding lt necessary to make despar- This hardy Individual Is one of the ate, risky clearances. The students DOMINEERING meeting of the Psychology Club on side was called against Westminster to give Varsity a 6-0 lead. the topic "After the Penitentiary, and Earnie Teagle converted from 35 shining lights of the Varsity Ruggers' pressed constantly for the equaliser, forward wall. He answers to the call The Barbarians came back strong and were Anally rewarded when What?" In Arts 100 on Thursday, yards out to tie up the game. to force over an unconverted try DOMINOES IN October 20 at 12.40. Swarming into enemy territory of Tommy Robson, and when he hits Paton was forced to handle on the near the end ot the second half, Kerrle goal-line. From the resultant again, U.B.C. forged into the lead 'em, they stay hit. IIMIIMIHMIimilMIIHIIHHMMHMIIHIIMHHIHIMIfllHIIMMIMM and then soon after the breather, penalty, skipper Alan Croll tied the when Howie McPhee outdistanced the the visitors took an 8-6 advantage game up with a well-placed effort BIG VICTORY Royal backfleld to score after a nice by breaking loose for a converted that gave the enemy 'keeper no ESQUIRFS passing attack by the three-quarter CO-ED SPORTS try. chance. Varsity's perennial rivals, the line. The kick for the two extra HALL STARS. Victoria Dominoes, moved up one FIRST points fell short. By MYRNE NEVISON Desperate Red and White forays place In the fight for basketball (IHIIHIIIHIIHIMMIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIMIMMIIIIHIIHtllllHIHItllll With fifteen minutes to go Inside which more or less dominated the honors when they took the 1088 ANNIVERSARY Not to be outdone the forwards Our blue and gold hockeyists three-quarter Ormle Hall slipped Into opened an attack which resulted ln play until the final whistle were edition of the Thunderbirds Satur­ chalked up on the board one win the clear for a 25-yard sprint to the with some difficulty repulsed by a Sandy Lang scoring. Teagle convert­ day to the tune of 46-10 and loss for their efforts Saturday touch line, and the Blue and Oold plucky Blue and Oold defense, with Despit the lop-sided score, the ed to give Varsity an 11-3 lead. West­ when the U.B.C. squad emerged took the lead. A few minutes later Leong in goal,- Croll and Affleck minster converted another penalty game proved one of potentialities with a close 2-1 win over Ex-Klt- the same player crossed the goal line backs going about their task ln for the Varsity squad was playing and Wilson College crossed the line sUano and Varsity succumbed 4-0 on a nice play engineered by Waddy grand style. to bring half-time score 14-6. without the able guidance of Coach to General America, league champs Robertson, and scrum-half Baz Rob­ Van Vllet, and Rann Matthison, last In the second half Varsity's famed for the last Ave years. inson converted to make the score three line really went to town with year's .captain who hasn't yet re­ Highlight of the Varsity match 14-8. 'BIRDS RECEIVE GREAT turned from an eastern Jaunt. Howie McPhee registering two tries, was the stellar performance of Don Pyle sewed up the game ln the Freshman Don Livingstone, gang­ captain Strat Leggat and Tod Trem­ Freshette Peggy Crowe, goalie. Time last few minutes of play by taking a blay adding one each. and again she withstood the power­ WELCOME ON TRIP ling centre man, stole the show net­ pass after a three-quarter run with ting eight points in his flrst appear­ Vic Moore upheld the honor of the ful drive of the America's forwards Robertson ln the lead. Robinson Just scrum by plunging over after Lang while her own team-mates, lacking The Thunderbirds of the gridiron ance, 'while Brud Matheson 'was next missed the convert and the final who have Just returned from the 'with seven. engineered a smart play. Ernie Tea­ combination, made little headway whistle saw the score stand at 17-8 gle converted to finish the rout. against the -winners' defence. Con­ prairies tell of great things that FROSH TEAM for the students. were done In the cause of the Of special interest to freshman Tommy Robson and Noel Harrison grats Peggy. This ls the flrst victory for the were powerhouses for the Varsity side CARTER STARS bruising fall pastime by the folks basketball enthusiasts ls the news U.B.C. team and gives promise of over the mountains when the B.C. emanating trom the gym that the ln the forward department while Ted Rifling home a shot exactly one great things in the future, especially McPhee instigated many scoring minute before full time, centre-for­ boya travelled to tbe plains to Varsity Intermediate "A" team -will since the scrum has Anally rounded tangle with the Bears and the Hus­ be formed by frosh exclusively this movements by his unselfish play and ward Anne Carter, broke the one-all into shape. faultless ball handling. tie which had lasted since early In kies. year. Ernie Teagle boomed over four con­ the game and saved the day for the Parades that slowed up traffic for It waa decided to form a frosh verts and a penalty goal to bring his superior U.B.C. team. Now they can hours were the order of the day at team because of the vast quantity of i total for the day to 11 points. To date boast of two wins in as many starts. FROSH TEAM BEATEN both Edmonton and Saskatoon where ready material to draw from. Coach­ the sandy-haired fullback has regis­ A veritable bulwark ln the colleg­ the citizens of those cities turned out ing the team will be senior star, By tered no less than 34 points in two ian's defense was fullback Hortense -n masse to welcome the warriors Straight, who will lend his seasoned BY EX-BRITANNIA from the coast. games—every one the product of his Warne who Is -well known for her talents to the freshmen ln order to The freshmen contribution to trusty boot. ability to always get her ball, leav­ The tremendous enthusiasm with have a supply of players to draw campus rugby waa thoroughly from when senior stars leave the Statistics reveal that the 'Birds ap­ ing surprised forwards running on which the coast squad was greeted routed by the Ex-Britannia entrant on their trip makes the followers of Institution. This year'a squad has pear set to establish another record sans that scoring necessity. Sheila Wilson and Oerry Armstrong turned last Saturday when they blew a the Blue and Oold team more deter­ been critically weakened owing to for high scoring. In three games this 11-0 lead to go down to an 18-11 mined than ever to give the prairie the lack of ready material to stem season, they have clicked for no less ln outstanding work on the wings. NEW COACH score. The students emmaaaed a lads a real royal reception when the loss of last year's regulars, and ALL-WOOL than 106 points, and have yet to have large lead In the flrst half when they roll into town next Saturday. It ls hoped that this new plan will their line crossed—a great record •With a new coach scheduled to Junior Lamb ran and kicked bis Turn out and do your part In considerably strengthen the forces which points to the strong possibility start work at the regular practice way to eleven points. making this Homecoming football of basketball at Varsity. The frosh of Coach Carey emulating Captain tomorrow, optimism runs high on the Twice the versitile star crossed the parade and game the greatest on team will be managed by Bob Scott. SWEATERS Dobble's feat of producing a "Wonder Hockey front. It is two weeks before line for tries, and once he converted. record. Team." they go forth to battle again and by Not content with a mere eight points Reg'. $4.00 that time the squads should be def­ he went ahead to boom over a pen­ initely picked and In top condition. alty kick from way out to give the GRASS HOCKEY TEAM SPORTS GALLERY VAN VLIET BOILING AS frosh their 11-0 lead. .95 VARSITY SECONDS WIN Today we give you—Sheila Wilson. SLIPS BEATS VANCOUVER Always eager to practice and early Then it happened. The actum de­ 'MURALS FLOP $2 for games, Sheila ls starting her cided that running after the ball Varsity's grass-hockey team Anally OVER NOrVWESTERS Maury Van Vllet is boiling over. fourth year as left wing for the was superfluous and that a good hit a winning combination on Satur­ Just sort of a special on . .A flashing three-quarter line senior eleven. One of the best run­ brisk 'walk ln the general direction Reason? He's positively disgusted day, whert they downed a Aghtlng with the lack of support afforded his account of our birthday. These spelled viotory fer the Varsity Sec­ ners ln the city she has proved In­ would suffice. The whole backfleld Vancouver team 3-2. The team show­ sweaters are really smart. Just onds on Saturday when they down­ valuable and a deciding factor ln espied a beautiful freshette on the pride and Joy—the Intra-murals. ed vastly better than ln their other According to Maury, a committee the thing for Varsity. They ed a fighting North-West team at many of the collegians' victories. side-lines and the game ceased to starts Aashlng brilliant combination come In two tones and in solid Confederation Park 14-6. The ag­ BASKETBALL exist. In brief, the somnolent Ex- of athletic class representatives plays to dazzle the Vancouver de­ meets ln his office every Monday at colors. They're the Ideal thing gression of tbe home-team's scrum With the basketball season due to Brltannlas woke up with a Jerk to fence. for Varsity men and they've balanced the plunging of the Var­ open In a couple of weeks Coach Bob drive over eighteen points with fin­ noon and works hard to make up Twice Fargey bulged the net with league schedules, etc., only to have been priced to make them easy sity threes, and the half-time Osborne wants all the players out esse. shots climaxing rushes by the entire to buy. whistle found the soore tied 6-all. to practices, especially tomorrow at the majority of the athletic aspiring forward wall, and . once Lennox One try followed another as the undergraduates Ignore them Tables were turned ln the second 5.30. befuddled frosh tried to stem the scored. At all times the Student for­ half, however, and the Varsity scrum It actually looks as if the senior flow, and converts boosted the total So come on and pull up your socks, wards held the line of play, lacking started 'working the ball out to the hoopettes, long rather hopeless con­ even higher. Points weren't all they you Science, Aggie and Arts Men only ln experience to punch through ORDER YOUR backfleld, with a scrum-half Art tenders for basketball laurels (of the got as Ross Wilson was carried off and get Into the Intra-mural sports for additional scores TIP TOP SUIT AT Physick sparking the attack. King better kind) are going to have a good the field with a dislocated forearm, swim. Oet out and win the Gover­ THE ESQUIRE Nell was top scorer for the students team this year. Cross your Angers, and Johnny Clement nursed a black nor's Cup for your faculty. >IIIIIHIItlllHIIIIHIIIHIIItlllMI,llllllllllll,MIIIIII,llll,l,«««l_ carrying the ball over the line three girls. eye. Here ls the draw for this week's Have a real times, each try climaxing the efforts Coach Ranjl Mattu watched the intra-mural Volleyball: of the threes. An unidentified scrum- BIO BLOOKERS HOME-COOKED MEAL game blow away his reputation as WEDNESDAY, 19th, 18.30: man got the other try which was Big Block Club members are pre­ with Mr. and Mrs. Thomson at ESQUIRE converted by fullback David Maw. a coach and promises to Inject some 1. Arts '40 vs. Arts '41. paring for the biggest Homecoming spirit into the team or else 2. Arts '30 vs. Arts '42. THE OABLES INN The victory gave the Varsity team festival ln years by completing plans The Varsity team has showed it­ Men's Apparel a -win and a loss to their credit. Their for a big luncheon in the Caf. to which self to be potential championship FRIDAY, 21»t, 18.30: IHIimtHIIHHHIMHIMHHIHHIIHHIIIIH. llllllMH.IIHMHl.il display was a vast improvement over Immortals such as Bob Osborne, material as the wise boys picked 1. Science '40 vs. Science '41. Exclusive Tip Top the game two weeks ago when they Oordon Root and Milt Owen of for­ Vancouver as the team to beat this 2. Science '30 vs. Agriculture. The Hotel Vancouver Agents were downed by the frosh team. mer Thunderbird teams will attend. year. presents At a meeting in the gym today SOCIAL PROBLEMS on South Granville noon, final set-up for the Big Block ROOM AND BOARD The Social Problems Club Is hold­ MART KENNY IOE HOOKEY cheering section ln the stadium for at 8068 Acadia Road, Univer­ ing a meeting today in Arts 208 at "Clothea Styled for To-day" Meeting on Thursday at 12.30 in the Saturday game wiM be com­ sity Hill. Phone Mrs. Mundall, 12.3S to which all persons Interested at the Spanish Orlll 3664 Granville St. Bay. 0680 Arte 104. All out. pleted. Pt. Orey 787-L. are invited.