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SCOWossibility (AP) - At the p of a five-nation Mideast cretary of State James A. III said Thursday chances ling the Arab-Israeli dis "the most intractable
er arrived in Moscow Syria to consult with leaders on their nation's oil as well as contribu e Soviet Union might a lasting Mideast peace. a three-day visit, he also : to talk to leaders of the g opposition to Soviet t Mikhail Gorbachev. United States has the Soviets a postwar the peace process, but Learning to crawl said what that role Battalion Commander Lt. Col. David Dosier burrows his way through one of several ROTC obstacles during exercises held by the campus pond . The Soviets support- Thursday afternoon. nited Nations resolu anding that their for ' Iraq, give up Kuwait, summons Rives meeting declined to send troops BOG chancellor to international ·coalition. By STUART TART Staff writer ve Iraq out. Stanczak report may be released to public , in Damascus, a senior To possibly address a hostile A Board of Governors spokeswoman told The Eastern $25,000, has not been released to the pub cial on the Baker trip relationship with his boss, Eastern Daily Eastern News Thursday that the BOG will lic. Syria for the first time President Stan Rives has been reach a decision Friday on whether to make public Last fall, Bloomington attorney David Stanzcak nsidering "genuine asked to meet with Board of the Stanczak report, which is the result of a three was commissioned by the BOG to investigate the with Israel rather than Governors Chancellor Thomas month probe into charges of nepotism and unethical charges, which involved positions under former Layzell and two members of the hiring practices under the jurisdiction of a former Vice President for Business Affairs Verna BOG's executive committee at Eastern vice president. Armstrong's jurisdiction. On Saturday, Eastern Syrians told us they noon Friday in Elgin. "We hope to make a decision on releasing it President Stan Rives fired Armstrong, partly nged their position," Rives said Friday's meeting, tomorrow," BOG spokeswoman Michelle Brazell because of the repercussions the report had caused official, who spoke on which Layzell arranged Thursday, said. "We're close." The BOG's executive commit on campus - both with other administrators and of anonymity. is a result of an article in tee will meet Friday to make the decision. BOG other Eastern employees, some of whom were other hand, Baker and Thursday's edition of The Chair James Althoff and Eastern President Stan under Armstrong's jurisdiction. reign Minister Farouk Champaign News-Gazette that Rives have both urged the report be made public. The report was sparked by the October hiring of nfirmed that dozens of quoted Rives saying that the BOG BOG is the governing body for Eastern Annstrong's son, Scott Walker. Walker was hired to mis siles and missile The and chancellor's (Layzell's) office has four other state universities. s, capable of reaching been attempting to interfere with Despite several queries, the report, which cost • Continuedon page2A all of Israel, had been Rives' presidency. The BOG is to Syria. the governing body for Eastern to make this statement. removal as president. Woodyard public affairs and development, sources said Wednesday and four other state universities. "I don't believe it would be reported to the News-Gazette that did meet with state Sen. Harry !em the weapons had "I am very concerned there appropriate for me to discuss Rives and the BOG had "philo Woodyard, on Aug. 17, as well as on a ship from North have been attempts by the chan them prior to (the Friday meet- . sophical differences." with State Rep. Mike Weaver, R nd may be capable of cellor's office to undermine my ing)," he said. Woodyard added he believed "a Charleston, on Aug. 23 to discuss chemical weapons. presidency," he told the News Rives said he was disturbed by very adversarial relationship" Rives. said Syria was still in Gazette. "If that has occurred, I a meeting where a BOG official exists between Layzell and Rives. However, she said Messina met war with Israel, which believe it is highly inappropriate." met with state Sen. Harry "Babe" BOG spokeswoman Michelle with the legislators to discuss an many weapons of mass Rives would not comment Woodyard, R-Chrisman, in Brazell confirmed that Ron annual evaluation of President Thursday on what issues led him August to discuss Rives' possible Messina, BOG vice chancellor for • Continued ofpage 2A letes must maintai.n 2.0 GPA to participate, CAA says Schmidt said. on academic probation. guidelines for eligibility to include all inter- Members of the committee that developed Eastem's Athletic Director Mike Ryan said collegiate activities, not just intercollegiate the proposal included Eastern President Stan student athletes on academic probation were - .athletics. this fall, Eastern student athletes Rives, Vice President for Student Affairs not automatically prohibited from participat The council will continue to pursue what to maintain a 2.0 grade point aver- Glenn Williams, NCAA faculty representa ing in athletic events. exactly constitutes an intercollegiate activity "cipate in intercollegiate athletics tive Bob Saltmarsh, Athletic Director Mike "It was the prerogative of each coach to by taking each department case by case, said the Council on Academic Affairs Ryan andAssistant Registrar John Conley. establish rules in regards to academic stand CAA Chair Larry Bates. passed a proposal made by a com Although "many schools don't even have ing," Ryan said. In other business, the CAA unanimously the president's office. the terminology 'good standing' in their cata Schmidt said the concern for the academic passed a foreign language department request Schmidt, associate athletic director logs," Schmidt said, some colleges have set a integrity of all students, including athletes, to add a new course beginning in the summer itted the proposal to the council, standard for grade point eligibility, she added. led to the move for stricter eligibility guide session of 1991 - a foreign internship in developed in an effort to confonn Before the CAA passed the proposal, lines. French, German or Spanish. athletic regulations to those of the Eastem's policy was to place all students "I feel very strongly about students being The internship abroad will place a student Collegiate Athletic Association. whose GPAs fell under 2.0 on academic academically sound," she said. in a job situation conducive to learning the NCAA guidelines, student athletes warning for one semester. If after that one Schmidt also stressed the importance of language through daily interactions. The in "good standing" to compete in semester grace period the student's average treating athletes and other students by the ents or to practice with their teams, still did not exceed 2.0, he or she was placed same standards. She proposed expanding the "" Continued on page 2A lA Frida , March t 5, t 991 Eastern News
FROM PAGE ONE ST.Mother·s PAT'S WEEKEND Rives Green Pitchers +Frompage JA involving legislators" in the review meeting is not a direct result of process. Cream Rives' comments in the News $ l IrishOPEN 4 PM Rives' performance, a review that could not reach either article. SATURDAY AT The News Gazette COME HAVE CORNED BEEF ON all five BOG university presidents Weaver or Woodyard by press time She further denied speculation RYE Mom's St. Pat's Shirts are in! undergo annually Thursday. that Rives' position as Eastern pres- Brazell would not say whether Brazell said Friday's meeting ident is in jeopardy. "Celebrate with USr the moti on for Rives' possible will not.be an official meeting of 'There is not a meeting to termi removal was discussed at that time. the executive committee, but will nate President Rives tomorrow She would only say Messina met be "a private meeting" between , (Friday)," she said. with the legislators ''to advise them Rives, Layzell, BOG Chair Jim Rives said Thursday that he is prior to the August evaluation on Althoff andBOG Vice Chair Ray not "overly concerned" about his N_ow Le�sing President Rives" and ''to �k their Wllson. future as Eastern president advice and counsel." 'Tm not going to elaborate on "I suppose one need always be PARK PLACE She added, however, that there the reason (the meeting was concerned, but I'm not overly con are no "standard procedures for called)," she said, but she added the cerned," he said. APARTMENT (across from the Union on 7th) Stanczak•FrompagelA reportning and budgeting away from Armstrong's jurisdiction that were Armstrong and to his jurisdiction. raised as an issue by Eastern 's Bnergy Bfficient a $32,700 assistant director of plan Rives said that he made the transfer Faculty Senate last fall. Only three • l, 2 Bedroom ning and institutional research post in response to recommendations of the 25 hirings were found by & 3 Furnished Units and would have been a direct sub made in the Stanczak report. Stanczakto be truly questionable. • Free Trash Parking ordinate to his mother. In February, The Stanczak report also investi & Rives transferred the office of plan- gated 25 questionable hirings under - Staffreport •Central A.C. ·Laundry • Dishwashers •Balconies Hurry! Our Apartments Athletes must "(They can) break even in the Breidenbach said the internship •From page JA end (to pay for the initial trip to will only be offered in French, are going fast! intern will enroll for one to four Europe)," Breidenbach said. Spanish and German because those credit hours based on the total num To receive credit for it, the intern are the only foreign languages that Apartments also on J 2lhS ber of hours spent on the job. must write an evaluation paper at have a major at Eastern. Heribert Breidenbach, foreign the end of the internship. The paper However, Breidenbach said the Call Anytime 348· 14 79 language department chair, said an must describe the student's work internship opportunity is not exclu For appointment added advantage to taking an and personal experiences, provide sive to foreign language majors. or drop by rental office on Grant St. internship while living abroad is an assessment of what the student "You don't have to be a foreign 3:30 - 5:30 M-F p.m. that students can earn enough learned and give the student's opin language major or minor to partici - money to fund their stay in Europe. ion of the internship. pate," he said. 1 Unit Available in June
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Smith laaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: lfi�lciay,' MarG:hr. t, 5, 199 .1 wo complaints filed against Krackers Hall targets ed in serious condition at Carle and was found below the legal four underage Indiana State Foundation Hospital in Urbana limit of blood alcohol content, University students who allegedly stereotypes after he fell out of a moving pick Darimont added. had been drinking at Krackers. Two complaints have been filed up truck on Illinois Route 16 east "Morris was fairly intoxicated All four were hospitalized, and and couples ainst E.L. Krackers for alleged of Charleston. which probably lead to his falling Krackers served a voluntary four By JAMIE RILEY selling alcohol to people under Sgt. Steve Darimont of the out (of the truck)," Darimont said. day suspension in February 1990 Staffwriter age of 21. Coles County Sheriff's Depart Both Charleston Police Dept. after investigations made by The complaints against Kra ment said Larry J. Prittle, 20, and and the Coles County Sheriff's Charleston Mayor Wayne Lan Bob Hall has a lot to say ers, 1405 Fourth St., were filed Robert S. Southers 24, both of Dept. are investigating the acci man, who is also the city liquor about sex. two Indiana residents involved Terre Haute, Ind., admitted they dent. commissioner. Date and acquaintance rape had been drinking at Krackers and "It's an unfortunate accident," Krackers' owner Ken Keating and sexual stereotypes were just a 19-year old Indiana man in said Morris was also drinking the Darimont said. refused Thursday afternoon to some of the topic s Hall dis ·ous condition. night of the accident. However, The March 2 accident is similar comment on the recent com cussed in a lecture Wednesday in Wes A. Morris, 19, of St. Prittle, the driver of the truck, was to a November 1989 alcohol plaints. the Martin Luther T(ing Jr. 's of the Woods, Ind., is list- given a sobriety test on the scene related accident which involved University Union. According to Hall, whose theme is "Just because we're dating doesn't mean we're mat ing," most of the conflicts in Peace group to hold relationships and dating stem from sex. "Most of us are veryopen and 'Free Kuwait' rally expressive about sex with our By LORI HIGGINS Opposition forces in Kuwait friends, but when it comes to Campus editor have demanded in the last few that significant other, we don't days that the government there know what to say," Hall said, The U.S. goal in the Persian set a date for parliamentary adding one of the reasons sex is Gulf War was to liberate elections, she said, adding the not brought up in relationships is Kuwait, but one campus group opposition has also accused a fear of conflicts, and that can hinder intimacy. believes the goals of the war members of the ruling family of Date and acquaintance rape haven't been attained even forming death squads. also is a large problem going on though the conflict has ended. "There is no popular repre everywhere, according to Hall. The Eastern Illinois Coalition sentation in a country where "One of the highest risk for Peace in the Middle East only 10 percent of the popula groups for date rape is college (EICPME), which formed short tion can even vote," Berkshire freshman girls," he said, ly after the war began, will hold said. explaining that they're away a "Free Kuwait" rally at 12:45 It has become obvious in the from home and in a new situa p.m. Friday at the walkway last two weeks, she said, that tion for the firsttime. Hall defined sexual assault as between the Martin Luther King the Persian Gulf War had little one person saying no to sex and Jr. University Union and to do with the liberation of the other person ignoring that McAfee Gymnasium. Kuwait. wish. He emphasized it is the "We're going to be calling "(Our) coalition finds it iron right of a personto say no to sex attention to the continued ic that the war fought to liberate at any time. harassment of the Kuwaiti Kuwait has done no such thing," Hall said if a person is unsure op position movement for Berkshire said. how he or she feels about where democrl?cy," group member "We must begin to ask our a relationship is going, it is best Jennifer Berkshire said. "The selves, then, what the true ratio to say so and after that it's . "hands off, let's emir of Kuwait did not even nale of the Bush administration talk." Hall also discussed double wait to return to his country really is." standards that exist in modern before extending martial law for Since the war, she added, the society about the roles of men three more months." Kuwaiti government has kicked and women in relationships. Since the liberation of out most of the foreign workers "We've said to men that Kuwait, Berkshire said, mem in the country and hasn't you're supposed to be the initia bers of the country 's opposition allowed non-Kuwaiti citizens to tor in relationships and that movement have been singled cross their border. women are supposed to wait," out for harassment and there Eastern 's coalition for peace. Hall said. "It's interesting to me that we expect men to know have been assassination attem held several protests during the everything about sex and yet we pts. Persian Gulf War that were sim tell them nothing." "Last week a lawyer and for ilar to Friday 's planned gather Hall also said AIDS is the one KEN TREVARTHAN/Staff photographer mer member of the Kuwaiti ing, including a march across disease that has finally made lies & videotape Parliament was the victim of an campus to the Charleston people talk about sex. "H you 're assassination attempt and was Square that drew more than 60 having casual sex and not using ton High School student Jesse Whitworth (on floor) videotapes condoms and spermicides, you student Rob Jorstad as part of a video art workshop at the left paralyzed from the waist people. are insane," he said. Art Center Thursday evening. down," Berkshire said.
nion McDonald's celebrates remodeling Student files lawsuit camping equipment and baseball Foley worked with Jim Johnson, tickets for St. Louis Cardinals chair of the art department, in against and the Chicago White Sox sponsoring the competition. The A former Eastern studentThe has arrested Warbler for fabricating the second "real" Ronald McDonald games. In addition, commemora competition asked art students to fileda lawsuit against The Warble1; attack. The arrest was made after a ming to town Saturday to tive cups for customers will pro submit their best artwork for claiming that a story in the 1990 joint investigation by the the celebration of the re vide free food prizes. judging. yearbook has damaged her reputa Charleston and University Police opening of the d Additional sponsors of the cel "McDonald's is creating an tion and caused mental suffering. . Departments. restaurant in the onald's ebration are Boatmen's Bank, opportunity for art students to Corina Grissom of Mattoon filed On May l 7, Grissom won a Luther King Jr. in Eads Realty, Coca Cola USA, receive job experience and earn the suit early this week in the Coles directed verdict in the Coles County ersity Union. Linda Nugent, both McDonald's a commission," Foley said. County Circuit Clerk's Office. Circuit Court after it was ruled the ph Foley. owner/operator and the University Union. Three finalists will be selected Grissom maintains the story "false prosecutors "had not proven their th Charleston McDonald's Ronald McDonald will make on March 16 during the celebra ly stated ... Grissom committed a case beyond a reasonable doubt." urants. said the all-day -an appearance at the McDonald's tion. The McDonald's crime. The crime being a fabricated Her attorney, David Eberspacher twill include entertainment. at 12 W. Lincoln Ave. "He will Scholarship Fund is sponsoring attack against her." of Mattoon, declined to comment. broadcasis. scholarship be chauffered in a unique vehi top awards, wh ich include a In May, Grissom was cleared of a The suit. which seeks $15.000 in hs. food y �i;ze s ai;d pal- cle, wqich will be driven by one $500 scholarship for first prize, a disorderly conduct char_ge that damages. specifically names of our own Eastern professors." $150 scholarship for second alleged she had fabricated an attack Stephanie Cruse, a former Warbler e're having the. re-grand Foley said. Ronald McDonald prize and a $75 scholarship for to Charleston Po lice. She was staffeditor who wrote the story. "ng to celebrate the newly will then visit the kids in the third prize. cleared of the charge a month after The Board of Governors, the deled restaurant on cam children's ward at Sarah Bush The scholarship recipient will The Warbler was distributed to governing body for Eastern and Foley said. Lincoln Hospital. Finally at 4:30 be eligible to receive a commis Eastern students in April. four other universities, had not festivities will begin at 1 p.m. Ronald, accompanied by sion to paint a mural in the chil On Nov. 2. 1989, Grissom told received notice by Thursday. with WEIC-FM broadcast Grimace, will make an appear dren 's wing of the Sarah Bush police that she was knocked uncon "As the employer of Eastern, the from both McDonald's ance at the McDonald's in the Lincoln Health Center. The scious by a man who followed her board is ultimately responsible in urants. The radio station Union. remaining art pieces will be sold to her Charleston apartment. Three legal matters," spokesman Michelle announce the winners of the Along with the appearances with pro�eeds benefiting the months earlier, Grissom reported to Brazell said. She added if the suit is drawings. The prizes will and free food, the day-long cele Ronald McDonald Children 's police that a man wielding a knife an action against an entity of the de a BMX bike and 10- bration will feature the winners Charities. walked up behind her and attacked university, BOG attorneys would be of a competition for art students. her near the H.F. Thut greehouse. looking at it. -:-.Staff On Jan. 2, 1990, Grissom was • 1. '• report • • •• •# ...' .� ' ! ,' ·' .. �, ...... ·--·· �- \ l ) ,. "'" •• .: .. · ..,...... • .. ,. .. I•·'·- .-...:'"' ..-.'l.\.. ------��-�-�---- -· '' ... o!�� Bush could learn a lesson from Captain Kirk Eastern News One of my favorite episodes time and was such a part of their lives. The peop of Star Trek, the original show, so easily accepted the war and the sanitary deaths. is the one where Captain Kirk The success of the Pers.ian Gulf War depended beams down to a planet that high tech stuff; Computerized missiles, televisi OPINION has an advanced society. It's and very little blood seen. It was just li'i lized. It's all done on comput------• need now is a sequel. Bush could get away with Editorials represent the opinion ers. High tech stuff, .ya know. So this planet is at ya know. With the few soldiers that were vapor! war with another planet and has been for a long he could probably have four or five more wars of the editorial board. Columns time. Instead of shooting at each other and bomb the deathly price of one. Wrap it up and put a are the opinion of the author. ing each other, they play it as a game on the com bon around it and give one to all your friends. puters and keep score. They don't even have Captain Bush is in charge of his own starft amputees or psychological problems. They don't now. He's on an eight year mission, voyag FRIDAY• MARCH 15 • 1991 even have troops. The computer tells each side around the world exploring new nations and how many people and the names of the people ing contact with new and old people. His w who are supposedly killed and those people report crew is on board and ready to follow him blind to the chambers and are vaporized. It's all very he goes on to his next big adventure, "The Tro Book rental is clean. with Tribbles." Captain Kirk, being the barbarian he is and all, Bush is the leader of one of the most adv forces the leaders to see how foolish they are, that societies on this planet. The American people in need of a fair they aren't all that advanced after all. Why not just willing to accept war as long as it's kept as cl • put an end to the war? The leaders are afraid if the this one was. Bush is the leader of one of the people don't report to the chambers then real war advanced societies on this planet, but the way comprom1seThree Faculty Senate members and three will break out and things could get ugly. You know, going Captain Kirk needs to come down and destroyed cities, blood and stuff. Can't have that in pounding some s�nse into his head. Student Senate members were assigned the a war. Kirk always could sniff out the Klingons. task of finding a workable Textbook Rental poli Kirk ends up destroying the chambers and, since cy for Eastern. it was only an hour T.V. show, before any real fight - Mike Brown Is a staff writer and a re Unfortunately, the members- apparently went ing can break· out, the leaders are forced to end the columnist forThe Daily Eastern News. into the discussions. with their minds already war, the war that has been going on for such a long made up on the issue. Student members were influenced by a Fall 1990 student referendum, through which stu vx:e dents resoundingly rejected the idea of a text -1he Si{ 0\; +&.e (a.ABS book purchase system at Eastern. Faculty members, through the Faculty Senate, have indicated they want a textbook purchase system because it allows them more freedom to choose books that meet their indi vidual needs as educa- Editorial tors. Committee members are preparing a report on their findings to send to Eastern President Stan Rives. However, there is still work to be done, so committee members instead should go back to the conference room and get to work on a compromise. One solution discussed, but not accepted, was to adopt a system similar to the one at Central Missouri State University. This system allows students to rent major textbooks for a particular dass but also requires them to purchase supplemental books chosen by the individual instructor. We agree with committee members that this system is not acceptable for Eastern students in Your Turn its present form, but with hard work and com to oust President Rives? people attending: those m What is frightening about this sit women who served and promise by both sides on the committee, it Faculty Senate uation is the fact that I know families whose relatives had could provide the framework for a workable shouldn't judge enough people on the Senate to returned and remained the system at Eastern. wonder how its leadership could the end of the ceremonie If members would accept a Rian that allows President Rives qualify as judges! What next? evening, there was a flag Dear editor: educators to require supplemental text but ceremony. I remember h I have been a faculty member, the hand of my father a places a cap on the number of those a Leonard Durham - books administrator and researcher on this Professor of Zoology, Emeritus who has left a part of him teacher could require, a compromise could be campus for 35 years plus. The on Vietnam. reached that would allow for some creativity going controversy concerning the Laird's column on As the Star Spangled from the faculty at an affordable cost to stu Faculty Senate debate on whether played and helicopters flew or not to have a vote of no-confi homecoming hits dents. head, I looked into his dence in the present administration There were tears, not only In addition, if a committee from the Student home with student leaves me cold, among other reac eyes, but in mine. Senate was given the task of overseeing the tions. Dear editor: 'I have never been more textbook buy-back process, it could help ensure I would much rather see a vote of I am writing in response to the to be an American or more that students will not lose big when the buy no-confidence about the Faculty column by Phillip Laird (A forgot of the men and women w Senate itself. For years (since the back dates roll around. ten hero speaks out on a war. served this country, than advent of collective bargaining) that moment. When I think Both sides should realize by now that there Tues, March 5.). When I read his group has been searching for a rea column, it brought tears to my day, I am reminded of how are two sides to this problem, and unless the son for being. Apparently they have eyes. I love and respect my dad. committee can come up with a compromise, decided to settle on judging the Perhaps the one thing that Although this is a ti than they have failed. administration. touched my heart the most was rejoicing the end of the Based on my having worked at So, get back to work. when he spoke about his home the Gulf, we should remem E.IU under five of the six presidents coming parade - 20 years later. of the people who serve that this institution has had, I would That is when my father got his. I country - especially thos ··· ···�1······· rate Rives in the top two. can still remember it. still haven't received their I believe that it would behoove Our family packed up and coming. everyone concerned to realize who went to Springfield to the dedica we have as president and be thank tion of Illinois' Vietnam Veterans' Michelle An It's time for a change ful for it. It could be a heck of a lot Memorial in 1988. It was one of - . . . . Sop Thoms E. Dewey worse. Is it ih'fh·�'-best interest of the most intense moments of my - - · - · · ·Poltttcal sclenc -�I Eastern, as a member of the BOG, life. There were thousands of Frida , March 13, 1991 SA HA stays with Panther Preview organizations to help coordinate educate new students and wel the new fall orientation program. come them to the university," The new program will help ori Faulkner added. After considerable, heated entate not only residence hall stu Panther PALS-Rookie Runners bate about the new Panther dents, but any new students to the will be responsible for helping ie w orientation program, the university. new students move in and get e Hall Association agreed RHA Treasurer Gregg Smith themacquainted with the universi its involvement with the ori said he is happy thata compromise ty. tation program will remain was made and the Rookie Runner Any returning students wanting e. program could be expanded. "The to get involved in the "Panther debate began because ap- majority of (RH A members) are PAL-Rookie Runner" program can ximately 10 RHA members behind the program," he added. pick up an application at their resi ved the program was being Panther Preview will provide dence hall desk or Room 201 in away from them. But RHA new students with opportunities to the Martin Luther King Jr. that was a misconception "establish school spirit and school University Union. Applications are it will continue to be involved identity," said To m Faulkner, coor due on March 22 to the place the Rookie Runner program dinator of the fall orientation pro applied. sociation with the Panther gram. In other RHA business this w The Panther PA LS (Public week, the RHA is tabled nomina Thursday said it will team Affair Liaison Students)-Rookie tions for the Enochs scholarship 'th the Student Government, Runner program will be the basis and nominations for six national hall counselors and rep for Panther Preview and the orien residence hall honorary member tatives from other campus tation committee's goal is to "help ship positions. usic department to offer two operas from three plays. dy in which a narrator tells the The musical is the "Diary of story. Adam and Eve," which is the "It's written on the tune re ady for a night of vari first act from the play "The 'Sweet Betsy from Pike,"' he LAURA DURNELL/Staff photographer s the music department Apple Tree," by Jerry Bock, said. "It's slapstick. It's just Nice Doggie nt s two operas and one Daniels said. fun." Charleston resident Charles Gregg takes his dog, Duke, out for a daily al Fri day at 7:30 p.m. in The two operas are from Daniels said the opera from walk to "get him used to people." ,. orak Concert Hall. "Sweet Betsy from Pike" by "Face on the Barrom Floor" is s a pretty varied evening," Mark Bucci, and from "The set in Colorado at a bar that Jerry Daniels, associate Face on the Barroom Floor," actually has a face adorning its f r of music. which was written after the floor. History pro essor to talk poem of the same name, he He said tourists come to see added. the bar and a trio performs the about changes in Europe y." dramatic changes occurring in iels said the presentation, Daniels said the act from opera for them. By NADINE PINTER writer costs $3 for adults and $2 "Sweet Betsy from Pike" is "It's called a mini-drama," he Staff Eastern Europe," said David dents, includes one act called a "horse opera," a come- added. Maurer, chair of the history The American Association of department. University Professors (AAUP) Shelton, who has been solution adopted to aid troops will present the lecture "Re researching the topic of Eastern proved by the Coles County arrange specific payment plans membering the Future, Imag Europe since she attended grad Board as well as the state l gis for their uate able to visit . \ e financial responsibili ining the Past: Ea stern Europe school, was la!ure , Franklin said. ties, Rieken said. in the 1990s" as part of its Poland a n d parti c ipate in a conjunction with "Oper The resolution was sponsored Congress has, in the past, annual le cture series. NATO workshop in Ea stern We Care ," Saturday was by state Sen. Harry "Babe" helped relieve financial obliga The lecture, held at 2 p.m. in Europe a year ago. She also a Day of Care, and a res Woodyard, R-Chrisman, and, tions of troops with the Sold the Booth Library Lecture published the article "National to financially assist through payment negotiations, iers' and Sailors' Re li ef Civil Room, will concentrate on the Communism and the Polish in the Persian Gulf was will ease the financial burden of Act of 1940, Franklin said. recent events in Eastern October" and the book "His ed this week by the Gulf soldiers for utility obliga Financial responsibilities not Europe, such as the breakup of torians Role in Independent Sen ate. tions, outstanding debts and covered by that act now will be the hold of the traditional dicta Poland." overdue payments. accounted for under the new torship in Ru ssia. Professor The AAUP was historically ion We Care, said the "It (the resolution) was based resolution, Woodyard said. Anita Shelton of Eastern 's his set up to represent the Eastern 's Care is to show appreci on Operation We Care," said Woodyard is scheduled to tory department will present the faculty for free speech. "This all past and current mil Wo odyard's legislative assis speak at the Day of Care cele lecture. chapter is set up to encourage onnel who served in a tant, Lisa Rieken. bration at Charleston High "I think it is important for faculty members to write about their families. The des The resolution will help the School fo llowing a 10 a.m. people to attend so they will or advocate certain issues," day re cently was ap- soldiers and their families parade in Mattoon. have some understanding of the Maurer said. rsuasive speakers sought for annual speech contest S HOFFMANN speech or debate teams, said Professor of faculty from the speech communica rooms in Coleman Hall. The finalists Calvin Smith, a member of the speech tion department, Smith said. The first from that day 's events will then compete communication department and one of place winner will receive $250, while the at 7 p. m. April 9 i n Coleman Hall rn's speech communication the contest's organizers. second and third place winners will Auditorium, where the winners will be en · � offering it peech majors "Prior te-the .competitio.• , students wi!! receive $L.i0 and $100 respectively; hP. chosen. rt unity to practice their persua select a topic of their choice and prepare added. Any students interested in applying for ing skills and win up to $250 to give a six-to-eight-minute persuasive "The contest is an excellent opportuni the competition should contact Eastern's Pe rri n Persuasive Speaking speech," Smith said. ty for students to impro ve their speaking speech communication department or on April 8 and 9. "Contestants will be judged on the skills and will be good to add to a stu Smith at5 81-5718 . nte st is open to all graduate and organization of their speech as well as dent's resume," Smith added. Applications are available between 8 raduate speech communication their presentation." The competition will begin at 7 p.m. a.m. and 4:30 p.m. in Coleman Hall room wh o cu rrently are not members of The winners will be chosen by a panel on April 8 throughout the various class- 119. CARRIED �WITH SPEND YOURST. PADDY'S WEEKEND AT - ST. PAT'S IALS! arty's • YOU'RE IN LUCK! Ot.�lfC/�!� Friday - ALL Lunch: Fish & Chips $2.49 - CUTS $10.50 4 O'Clock Club: 3 for $1 Burgers - REDKEN • NEXXUS Saturday & Fries - PAUL MITCHELL � Corned Beef on Rye $ l. 99 2.75 St. Pat's Edition-Bottles $1.25 "" N BEEK! 345-6363 Specials 610 (Lite & Genuine Draft) - W. Lincoln (Next to Jewel) GREEN PITCHERS! .-.....,NDS llappy St. Patrick's Day - • ' r ., • • � 1 I I J 1 .6A ·· Frid� ,. Mar�h 15, 1991 --�--- � (�,�-�.�y FORD Dry Clean One Sweater Attention $1 .95 B.I.U. FA CULTY AND STUDENT Dry Cleaning 7 - Days a. Week Fully Attended We'll even do your laundry - Drop off Service · Expires 3/29/91 Near Campus • 101 W. Lincoln • 345-1442 COACH EDDY1S Panther Sport Shoppe Daily 9-8 Sun 12-5 I 4 I 4 SIXTH STREET IN OLDf:TOWNE SQUARE ONE BLOCK NORTH OF OLD MAIN ST. PATRICKS DAY CLEBKATION FRIDAY-SATURDAY-SUNDAY Buy any Green Itemtake an extra I 0% off At Anny ROTC Cunp Challenge youil learn what it takes to succeed college..,...in Uldin life. You 'llbuild Uld self� developyour leadenhip you potential.P1ua can alao qulify to earn an Anny Officer'• oomndaioliyou when gmduate. ArmyROTC CunpCbaDenge . ltmay be justwhat you need to re.chtbetop. Always the Lowest . Price!! I . offer good IDll lOTC '111 11111'1111.... Now Thru --'IWCll TID. Spring Break! Cometo Kiehm Hall, Room 308. or Call 581-5944 Delta Ta u Delta INDIVIDUAL ROOMS "You Carry The Key" Behind Rex & Dons Warehouse Presents S. Rt. 130, Charleston, Illinois 61920 Day Phone 345-3334 Our 1st Annual BIG WHEE Night Phone 345-5850 DON THOMASON - OWNER Competition Saturday,- April 1 3th at 11 :00 IMPROVE Field is OPEN to ALL YOUR The Race is a head-to-head competition starting at the top of 7th street and finis CASH STOCK ing at My Place Lounge. Te ams consist of 4 members, $20 registration fee per 'SELL SHORT team. SA VE LONG ' It's the 1 for $1 deal! All Proceeds donated to D.A.R.E. The Daily Eastern News Registration forms ,available in 201 University Union or the Delt House will ru n your CLASSIFIED AD Food • Prizes • Drinks Available for 1 day for $1 * THE TAN COMMANDMENTS- 5. Thou Shalt Wake and Bake, It's not fake ! TAN IWHAT'S COOKIN'I VISA 11 Ta ns & MC for $30 llilfflll!ftlf Accepted Good 3/9-3/23 In University Village 348-5812 Try Our We Ne-w Deliver Sunday Brunch llAM- l lPM 345-2466 CHICKEN SANDWICH, FRIES & 16 OZ. DRINK $5.95 7th Madison .. & Open 7 days a Week '_- •; ., . �· ·- l���iiiiiiiiill� ANAGEMENT GROUP ii 1509 S. Second St. *FALL LEASING NOW* • Deluxe .3-Bedroom Apts. • Oreat Location • Spacious Floor Plan • IJe autifully Furnished Royal Heights Apartments (behind White Hen) These apartments lease fast! Don't delay; call guickly! 348-53 12 1-356-8888 or MB Hard Drive ROM • Headphones use • 52 Software Programs • Includes Quattro, Q & A, Publish-It, 32 games, and much more!!! For a total of over $3,000 worth of software ! ONLY $21 50.00 605 Monroe•U_Qtown•345-1443 Authorized •� Y U N D ft I Dealer r------, IZZ ANY IUM AN ANY 1 O" P A P� - �,��GE ·_ ' Only $2�'" Only $3��" Only $4��'" WITH PURCHASE OF WITH PURCHASE OF WITH PURCHASE OF ANOTHER 10" PIZZA ANOTHER MEDIUM PIZZA ANOTHER LARGE PIZZA AT REGULAR PRICE OF AT REGULARPRICE OF AT REGULARPRICE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VA LUE EQUAL OR GREATER VA LUE &ECIAL GJEST EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE Soup DRAGONS Not valid with any other offer, Must men!ion coupon Nol valid with any other offer, Must menlion coupon Not valid with any other offer, Must menlion coupon when ordering, Additional toppings available, when ordering, Additional toppings available, when ordering, Additional toppings available, Limited time offer, .J Limited time offer, J. Limitedtime offer, .J • II. - L ------ r.------r----ALL SPECIAL�--�---,S - JUST------ASK! ---� Domino's Pizza 1 1 1 now includes 1 free EXTRA Good from CHEESE Good from :1 p.m . CLOSE p.m . CLOSE 1: 1 10 'til on every pizza 10 'til 1 Every Day! 1 Every Day! I I I I I_ 1 ! I Not valid with any Ill. other offer, Must mention coupon I Not valid with any�1 other offer,1. Must mention coupon ! I when ordering, Additional toppings available, when ordering, Addltional toppings available, 1 L---�:!!_ed:�� ----L------3 48-1 6 2 6 �----�8.:8� ---� ------.- -,, •, -. �-••- -...... \ \ ...... ____, .-. ____ _..;...._' -. , -. __:..,_,-, ,-, ---. ,--, -=-� --...... ---- ,-. -. , --...... , ...... - . -.-. ----' 8FD.A.R.._Y I MARCH 15, 1991 "MY SECRETARY" Resumes, APARTMENT RENTALS CALL 3 left. 2 bedroom furnished Now booking for next school year. papers . Next to Monical's 903 348-7746. apartments. Utilities included. 9 month lease. Beginning Fall 18th St. Open 1-5 p.m. Monday _...,,...---,------,---,--,513 $175 per person. 1 1/2 blocks 1991 . Summer also available. through Friday, other times by Nice, close to campus, furnished North of O'Brien field at 1511 1st Need 4 men to share utilities with appointment. 345-1150 houses for 91-92 school year. street. Call Howard S. Eads 3 others in 7 bedroom house. The Daily Eastern News ,..,.,.-...,..--,,..------.,-,-....,...,----,--513 Two people per bedroom. 10 1/2 Realtor 345-2113 8:30 - 5:00 Private room. Off street parking. 4 cannot be responsible for Mini Storage available by the month lease. $165/mo. 345-3148 weekdays only. blocks from campus. Rent more than one day's month. 348-7746. evenings. �---��--- 3/22 $120/month each. 345-4714 ==== --�� -513 5/3 2 Summer subleasors needed. ______4/3 incorrect insertion. Report --=- __,.__,. FREE Battery & electrical tests. Now leasing 2 bedroom furnished Furnished 2 bedroom apartments lntersessional Summer term only errors Immediately at 581- ______FREE installation. Battery apartments McArthur Manor 345- w/ air. Rent negotiable. Call 348- two bedroom furnished house Trumpet - Bach II. Like new 2812. A corrected ad will Specialists 1519 Madison Ave. 2231 1100 block from Krackers/ backyard, $350.00 Call 581-2123 or see appear in the next edition. Charleston 345-Volt. =--�-,---�--:-�--= 5/3 - - - -5./15 air, front/back porch, basement. Coleman 11 OA. All classified advertising � � �� � Rent University Drive, Two House for 3-5 girls. Furnished. Ideal for 3, 345-9486 or 348-0159 must meet the 2 p.m. bedroom townhouses, furnished, Laundry. Parking. Close to EIU. ______3/1 9 Single bed dorm loft $65 0. . deadline to appear in the near Wal-Mart. Call 345-6115 345-7286 Male roommate needed for Can accommodate an 80" next day's publication. Any ______345-9784 5/3 3/22 extremely nice new · apartment. ads processed after 2 p.m. O"""L'""D'""T"""O'"'"W'""N""E::--:--M,..,-A-:-:N"'"A-=G-=E"'"'M=E.,..,N=-Tsti ll Nice 2 bedroom apartment for Own room 1 block from Lantz. will be published in the Nursery Attendant Needed: has a few apartments left for 91- four people. $150 each. Trash, 160 per/month. 348-5645 Bed 251 O Com Sys and mic following days newspaper. Mattoon Church seeking to hire 92. Call 345-0LDE. water, washer/dryer included. Call -- - 3/1 5 computer Book & 1 O Blank .,-- c--,---,--.,,-..,.- --= 3 Call 345-4745. $35. Ads cannot be canceled nursery attendant. We need ______5/ 345-2784 Apt. available, 2-4 rms. Quiet after the p.m. deadline. someone dependable, kind and 1 bedroom apartment for 2 --�- 3/1 5 residential area, singles. Private 2 ����� Classified ads must be available Sunday Mornings 8:15 - women. 1438 1/2 9th street. $170 SUMMER: Tw o subleasors, bath, entrance. 345-3771 . Pioneer car stereo 150 w speakers $200 8 chrome paid in advance. Only 12:00. Interested? Please call per person. 345-6621 . spacious 2-bedroom apt. across -- -- 3/20 � �� �� 4 modulars $140 4 saw b accounts with established 235-5676 ---,------�-5/3 from Lantz, with 2 parking Subleasors fo r Summer Park Place -,--�·3/1 5 1 bedroom apartments 751 6th spaces. 345-9577 Apts. $200/month 345-4315 $200/Best Offer 348-1820 credit may be billed. -----�� CAMP COUNSELORS: Wanted Street. Some utilities. $195 - 230 ______3/1 5 ______3/21 All Advertising for private Michigan boys/girls p/month. 345-6621 House for rent across form submitted to The Daily summer camps. Teach: ______.2/26-00 campus on 4th Street. 6 girls is subject to Eastern News Swimming, canoeing, sailing, EXCELLENT LOCATION $150p/mth. Each Dave 345-2171 approval and may be waterskiing, gymnastics , QUALITY 3 BEDROOM HOUSE. 9-11 am. revised , rejected , or computers, camping, crafts , 3-4 GIRLS. FOR '91 -92 SCHOOL ______3/1 5 canceled at any time. dramatics, OR riding. Also YEAR. 348-8406. 2-3 summer subleasers needed . The Daily Eastern News kitchen, office, mai ntenance. - - - --5/3 for furnished apt. near Old Main. NEWMAN CATHOLIC CENTER Mime presentation of the sta --,- ...,---=-,-,- ,....- assumes no liability if for Salary $.1 ,000 or more plus R and Leasing for Fall - Apartments $120 water included, call 348- the Cross tonight at 7:30 p.m. at St. Charleston (10th & Jefferson). any reason it becomes B. Marc Seeger, 1765 Maple, furnished for 1-5 students. 8916 345-3332 for a ride. necessary to omit an Nfld., IL 60093. 708-446-2444 Excellent condition 345-7286 ______3/22 SPECIAL OLYMPICS volunteer forms are due on/or before March advertisement. 4/30 ______3/1 5 Summer rent in exchange for 1991 . Forms may also be picked up there. Please volunteer! Nice, one bedroom apartment, work up to six people male or ALL CAMPUS PRAYER will be tonight at 7:00 p.m. in the very near campus, range, refrig., female about 100 hours to cover Room-3rd Floor Union. Do you want to pray for the incredible drapes provided, no pets 2 rent. 708-864-4368 after 9 p.m. or God's doing on· our campus? Come pray with us! ALL wel people max. $310/mo. 354-4220 Trish at 345-4786. regardless of group affiliation. ADOPTION: Unique couple with BLACK STUDENT UNION DIRECTORY or 581 -6236 ______3/19 will have talent auditions on April 9th far a variety of interests would love ______3/1 5 3 summer subleasers needed. 3 Annual BSU Who's Who Awards. Any questions call Aaron Bell - SutvicES OmRID to make contact with you. We 1 Female Subleaser needed for bedrooms, clean, fully furnished, or Traci Crosbi 348-8643. offer stability, a sense of humor, WANTID summer '91 - 1817 9th St. Rent apt. close to campus. NEWMAN CATHOLIC CENTER Weekend Masses are Saturday and a warm family environment Har negotiable. Kirsten 345-5197 Reasonable Rent 345-1340. p.m. and Sunday 11 :15 a.m. at Buzzard Aud. WANTED plus much more. Medical and after 5 p.m. -----,----,-----,---4/3 KAPPA ALPHA PSI will have a barbeque March 16th from 1 t :00 legal expenses paid. Contact ADOPTION ______3/1 5 Apartment for 1 , apartment for 4, to 4:00 p.m. at the Kappa House 951 6th St. Everyone Welcome. Mark and Sue through Adoption One bedroom apartment free both one block from campus. KAPPA ALPHA PSI will have 3:59 "Extravaganza" today at 3:59 Counseling Center. 1-800-852- RIDES/RIDERS water. One or two persons. Two 345-7378 Leave message. at 2204 S. 9th St. #203. 4294 at $172. Call Yo ungstown 345- ______3/22 KAPPA ALPHA PSI will have the 16th Annual Sweetheart Bail ROOMMATES ______3/1 8 2363 16 from 8:00 p.m. to 1 :00 a.m. in the Grand Ballroom. Free food. FOR RENT - - --3/1 5 KAPPA ALPHA PSI will have a party tonight at 10:00 p.m. al ,....,.---,- ---, ,..-,----,- FOR SALE 2 bedroom furnished apartment. Kappa House 951 6th St. Ladies half price until 10:30 p.m. 2 or 3 students. 345-4010 Need Money WESLEY FOUNDATION AT EIU will have the Lighthouse tonight FOUND -- 5/3 9:00 p.m. - 1 :00 a.m. at the Wesley Foundation Student Cent81'. Now leasing for summer and fall. _...,--�...,-,=----c---c=--o...,-- LOST &. Need 2 Female Subleasors for fo r Spring Lighthouse is a bar alternative. Music/dancing and fun begin at ANNOUNCEMENTS Furnished apartment two room and kitchenette. Close to EIU. Summer. Reasonable rent. Close p.m. Look for the flashing light across from Lawson Hall. Open Call 348-7897. to campus. Call 345-3477. Break? Friday night. CHRISTIAN CAMPUS FELLOWSHIP ______5 ______5/3 3/1 will have Praise & W Service on Sunday, March 17 at 10:30 a.m. at the Christian ...... EIU SPRING House. Come early for doughnuts, milk, and juice. Call 345-6 rides or info. BASEBALL THE READING CENTER will present a Basic Skills Test Sem· Monday, March 18, from 7-9 p.m. in Room 207 Buzzard Building. �o/CARD SHOW seminar should be of special interest to anyone who is planning to lliei)::tr the above test this spring or summer. FREE PEN! Sun, Mar. 1 7th Sound Sou rce Lantz Gym PLEASE NOTE: Campus clips are run free of charge one day with a purchase any event. All Clips should be submitted to The Daily Eastern Music JVorth Balcony office by noon one business day before the date of the event. Ex N. • Mattoon an event schedule for Thursday should be submitted as a Cam f f · o a classi ied in 520 19th 9 a.m. 3 p.m. by noon Wednesday. (Thursday is the deadline for Friday, Satu 258-8919 Sunday event.) Clips submitted after deadline WILL NOT be pu Th e Daily .Eastern News! Dedicated to providing Yo u Admission $1.00 No clips will be taken by Phone. Any Clip that is illegible or with quality instruments conflicting information will not be run. The [a ACROSS 33 M e lvill e novel 56 Second-story oany 34 Golfer's London visito r stern N ews 1 Spu nky hole- -- 59 allet star 5 An anagram for B s Bruhn: le aps 35 Actor Maj o r 1928-86 CLASSIFIED Ao FORM Pieman greeter 10 Rat' s nest 36 60 Fungus disease 14 Co i n of ol d pl ays a game of rye Name: ______Greece 40 App le-cider gal 61 Yorkshire river 15 Pi n eapple 41 G row ing out 62 Forswear Address: ______Palo -- , Calif. 16 42 "-- aman 63Cordwood Merry soul's who wasn't 17 measu re cabbage salad Phone: ______Stu dents Yes No there" O 0 64Lug 33 20 Actress in 43 Actor Danson '" Rosie!" Dates to run ______44 P.M.'s 36 21 Fits t -- o 45 Philanthropists DOWN 22 Actor Ole and 47 Well-known 40 Ad to read: family 1 Like Whitman Hol lywood 2 Petri-d is h filler Habile 3 i nitials 2 43 24 -- culpa 3 Style 48 Like early TV 25 Calico horses 4 Wapiti 28 Switchblade: 49 More pallid 5 Yule figures Sl an g 52 Vendition 6 l ncens e ment 0 E l ec.- c urrent bel w 3 53 Star o Cluny product u n it Coogan's Bluff 7 56 a Em followers 9 Golden-coated 59 Classification of: ------horse Under 62 10 S. Foster --.--.--.---. decedent Expiration code (office use only) ______11 .. __ et Lui": _ ��=+=! he re you d n Person· accepting ad _____Com positor ____ Sand 29 W 45 Water ow 51 -- Hsueh, h ang your hat h inese 12 Sati rist Freberg 46 Priestley's C _ philosophy no. o s ays ______.Amount d ue: ____ 30 Davy Cr ckett " o h nso n w rd /d $ 1 Emu lates o J - 3 defended it Jordan" 52 Computer pt. Appleseed OCash Check Credit 31 Author of "The 53 Hodgepodg Payment: 0 D 18 A ro le 47 Perilous for J. Seven-Per-Cent 54 Banbury tr Ferrer 48 Partof A.F.L. · Solution" 55 Kind of hou Check number 19 Field-hockey 49 Mimicked hangs in t 32 Nuisances 57 It team 50 Singer Al B. 20 cents per word first day ad runs. 14 cents per word each consecutive day 34 "-- with love Louvre c e thereafter. Students with valid ID 15 cents per word first day. 10 cents per word •Ill 23 At the pinna l ...": Rossetti sa Roscoe Presuppose each consecutive day. 15 word minimum. Student ads must be paid in advance. 2!5 37 "Stone-Age � 26 Ammonia Africa" author DEADLINE P.M. PREVIOUS DAY-NO EXCEPTIONS 2 compound 38 Strong-arms The News reserves the right to editor refuse ads considered libelous 27 Wanderer 39 Tri gon ometri c or in bad taste. ..;;;..i.;;.;..&.-....� 28 Agitated states funct ion ' . . . ' . . . ' D.A.F�YIg . MARCH 15, 1991 LOST: Blue white-washed Levis ST. PAT'S BASH at Mother's This jean jacket. It is a heavy down Friday at 4 o'clock. Drink specials jacket (white sheep fur) with the and free snacks. The American name Fisher written on the label. Marketing Association invites 5/3 CAii 581 -5794. everyone! ;.,,=-=R"""'N70 """"""'"'=----= E M E N T s""E 071 z= E D: ------'3/1 5 - -�3./15 �------,- cles from $100. Fords FOUND: Tri Colored beagle with SIG KA PS: Don't forget to be at 7:00 des. Corvettes. Chevys. bright neon orange collar. Please the house at Sunday. ABWA SCHOLARSHIPS TEXTBOOK RENTAL directed to the University Police s. Buyers Guide. 1 -805- call Karen 581 -8097 ______3/1 5 The Office of Financial Aid SERVICE Dept. during regular business ______Ext. S- 9997 _ __c3i 16 Happy 20th B-day LORI OLSON! now has applications for the Te xtbook Sales for the Spring hours. (M-F, 8:00 a.m.-3 :30 �------3/1 9 FOUND: Small, white, female dog Yo u're the greatest kiddo ever. Mattoon Charter Chapter ABWA semester are still in progress p.m.) Sale: DP Gympac 6200 with a blue bandanna to claim call Have a wonderful day and Let's Scholarship, Lone Elm Chapter and will end Friday, March 29th. ersal style weight system Coles County Animal Shelter with Party! Love, Jodi. ABWA Scholarship and the Students may purchase, at full Sgt. Osborne . OBO call 345-9662 in 7 days 345-4112 -.,.------3/1 5 2/20-00 Charleston Charter Chapter of replacement cost, textbooks Director of Parking Services �--,-_____ MICHELLE DEMUMBRUM: American Business Women's checked out to them for courses le: 1990 Plymouth Lazer HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY TO MY Association Scholarship. Any in which they are currently WILLIAM REISS Phone 345-41 19 WONDERFUL KID! I'm so glad SCHOLARSHIP �---- student may apply for these enrolled, subject to the -2120-00 you joined Phi Sigs. Love, Mom. scholarships. Applications are availability of replacements. Applications are now Dodge Van Rebuilt 340 ______3/1 5 available in the Office o f tires, new clutch, good SPRINGHAV EN. RENT: Barn, Julie Bencsics: Happy St. Pat's to available in the Office of Students need to bring the . $400 OBO. Jay 345-7266. pavilion, ball field, camper, tent. my oldest - daughter and friend . Financial Aid, E-Wing, Student textbooks in with them at the Financial Aid, East Wing, Services. Student Services for the William ______5/3 Camping, fishing, minigolf, pedal Take it easy - remember 1 more time of purchase. TRS hours of 12:00 ta 4X4 P. U. w/truck box. boat, canoe. Open 4/1 . Pool, week and S. Padre will never be operation are 8:00 a.m. to Reiss Scholarship. Eligible :00 0 mi. $10,700 258-8156 waterslide. Open 5/24. 4 miles E. the same. Luv, Gripster. Mary Jo DeRousse a.m., and 1 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. students must have graduated of Charleston. 345-7658 or 345- __--,- ______3/1 5 Financial Aid Advisor Monday through Friday. from a publicly supported high ,______5/3 4394. Barb Swedburg, Hey cool - have school within the Belleville, DROP DEADLINE gas Mileage, 1985 Honda ______ca3/8, 15,22,29 a great weekend. Don't scam to Monty R. Bennett, Director Illinois city limits. The deadline 1, , Great condition runs Sales!Sales!Sales! where - Just much in Cali next week! Guess The deadline for dropping a Te xtbook Rental Service for application is May 1991 . $425 OBO. 345-6175 Spence's 1148 6th St. Tues.-Sat. who. class or withdrawing from the :00 PERKINS/NDSL -- - -- 5/3 1 to 5:00 p.m. Current and ______3/1 5 Unive rsity is FRIDAY, MARCH John Flynn =-- -=-- --=-oc Stereo System 150 W, oldie style of clothing. Nicole Lewald: Congratulations 22, 4:30 P. M. The grade for a BORROWERS Director Financial Aid 3 way speakers Amplifier, ______3/1 5 on being pinned to Jim Magel of class dropped after March 11 If you are graduating or do pre-set toner double PINK PA N THER TRYOUTS: Sigma Pi!! Your TRI SIGMA but by March 22 will be either not plan to be at least a half TECHNOLOGY e deck with high Speed Informational meeting MOnday, sisters are so happy for you!! "WP" or "WF," as determined by time student at EIU next SCHOLARSHIPS March 18, at 8:00 p.m. Lumpkin Sharp. CD player with ______3/1 5 the instructor. semester, it is mandatory to Several School of Technology Hall 01 7. glass stereo cabinet $350 To dd Ankenbrand complete an exit interview. Scholarships are currently ______3/1 8 348-5549 Congratulations on your new Michael D. Taylor Failure to do so will result in a available for majors. Awards TO BETTER SERVE THE ---=--.,-.,.----3/1 5 office - you awesome Sig Pi man Director, Registration COMPLETE HOLD being vary from $250 to $750. E STUDENTS NEEDS TOKENS ue lite Honda Scooter you! I am so happy and so placed on your university record. Scholarship application forms 2 ANNOUNCES UNLIMITED otor, seater, horn, proud!! Love you! Kim. WHISNAND Interviews will be held in the are available from Mrs. Lugar, CHECK CASHING FOR ALL rack on back, garage ______3/1 5 SCHOLA RSHIP Collection Office, south side of School of Technology Office, little over 1,000 miles. STUDENTS UNTIL SPRING ST. PAT'S DART TOURNAMENT Applications are now Old Main, Cashier's entrance, Kiehm Hall 101. $800.00 Call 345-6849 BREAK! AT MARTY'S SATURDAY, 2 p.m. available for the John L. on April 8, April 10, April 16, and Completed application ______3/21 WIN LITE PRIZES! Whisnand Scholarship. Some April 18, 1991 . deadline is March 25, 1991 . ______3/1 9 ST. PAT'S DART TOURNAMENT ______3/1 5 2 requirements for applicants are: YOU MUST SCHEDULE Respond soon if interested. 50 Honda Vetter Faring AT MARTY'S - SATURDAY, Kim Krumholz: Congratulations minimum of one year of YOUR APPOINTMENT. t. Can be seen at 406 P.M. - WIN LITE PRIZES! on being lavaliered to Jason ______attendance remaining and have This can be done by contacting Howard F. Nelms after$500 .00. 3/15 Marks of Delta Tau Delta! Your Tri a minimum GPA of 3.25. the Collection Office at 581- Professor, Industrial Education ------,-.,...,..--513 THE PUMP is playing at Marty's Sigma sisters hope every1hing is Saturday, March 16. Applications may be picked up 371 5. tickets to Florida over going great!! SPRING REGISTRATION ______3/1 5 ______in the Financial Aid Office, /24-3/31 . Must sell. 3/1 5 BILLS $200. Call 581 -2080. Need ride to/from South Padre for Pumpkin, Happy Anniversary & I Upper East Wing, Student Frances Harris Services Building. 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Address: ·• ______Phone: ______BY GARRY TRUDEAU _ Dates to run ______"CaJW I fi4VF CUT IT AS A NA RCORR£- Message: (one word per line) 5PONl?eNT ?" \ Under Classification of: ____Person accepting ad ___ _ Expiration code (office use only) ____Compositor ___ _ wo i ·Na: rds days.______Amoun t due:$ _____ IOA Friday,,March JS , 1991 Laettner, Duke crush NE Louisiana; Rich mon Creighton upsets New Mexico State shocks By The Associated Press Iowa 76, E. Te nnessee 73 SyCOLLEGErac PA RK,us Md. ( James Moses made two free throws with Richmond pulled off the bi With Christian Laettner playing it cool, 2.8 seconds left as Iowa (2 1-10) held offEast opening-round upset sine Duke finally got hot in the second half Tennessee, which had gotten within 74-73 on NCAA tournament expand Thursday and took its first step toward a pos Jerry Pelphrey's 3-pointer with eight seconds sible fourth consecutive trip to the NCAA left. its current format, shockin • tournament Final Four. Acie Earl led Iowa with 18 points and ond-seeded Syracuse The Blue Devils, as expected, beat Rodney English had 25 for East Tennessee Thursday night at the Northeast Louisiana 102-73 in a first-round (28-5), which got only 11 fromleading scorer Regional. game of the Midwest Regional on Thursday. Keith Jennings. No top seed or No. 2 What wasn't expected was that Duke's lead lost in the opening round s· would be only one point with 17 1/2 minutes Connecticut 79, LSU 62 field was expanded to 64 to play. Connecticut ( 19-10) shackled Shaquille 1985. Laettner scored eight of his 22 points dur O'Neal and got 25 points fromChris Smith It was the second stu ing a 23-6 second-half run that gave Duke as LSU (20-10) failed for the fifth consecu tournament upset by Rich (27-7) a 74-56 lead. tive year to get past the tournament's second the last three years. In 198 Thomas Hill added 18 points for the Blue cut a 10-point deficitto 68-63 with 3 1/2 min round. Spiders beat defending n Devils, who got solid performances from utes left, only to be blanked from there. O'Neal, showing some rust after missing champion Indiana in th reserves Bill McCaffrey (17 points), Brian three weeks with a hairline fracture of his left round. Davis (15 points, nine rebounds) and Antonio Pitt 76, Georgia 68 OT leg, scored 14 of his 27 points after Curtis Blair had 18 poi Lang (eight points). Brian Shorter scored 21 of his 23 points Connecticut had built a 22-point lead. six assists to lead the Spid after halftime and Sean Miller made four Syracuse, which suffered i Oklahoma St. 67, New Mexico 54 clutch free throws in overtime for the Seton Hall 71 , Pepperdine 51 ond straightloss. Byron Houston had 21 points and 17 Panthers (21-11), who rallied from a 10-point Terry Dehere scored 26 points as Seton Richmond (22-9), the rebounds to spark Oklahoma State (23-7), deficit behind the four 3-pointers of reserve Hall (23-8), which blew most of a 17-point seed, never trailed en rou which won its first NCAA tournament game guard Tim Glover. lead in the first half, used a 26-6 surge early 16th win in 18 games since 1965 despite making only 21 of 62 in the second to finish Pepperdine (22-9). Georgia (17-13) took Pitt to the limit Spiders advanced to the shots and committing 17 turnovers. despite the loss of 21-point-a-game scorer The Waves, who had a 16-game winning round, where they will pla The Cowboys took control with a 10-0 run Litterial Green with a broken left hand. streak snapped, played without leading scorer seeded Temple, an 80-63 that made it 45-34 with 10 minutes left . Doug Christie, out with a knee injury. of Purdue. Seven-footer Luc Longley scored 16 points Kansas 55, New Orleans 49 Syracuse (26-6) made for New Mexico (20-10), making its first Mike Maddox scored 12 points for Kansas Creighton 64, New Mexico St. 56 percent from the field tournament appearance since 1978 . (23-7), which held New Orleans (23-8) with Chad Gallagher scored 18 points for and turnovers. out a field goal for 6 1/2 minutes of the sec Creighton (24-7), which never trailed after Down the stretch, it N. Carolina St. 114, S. Miss 85 ond half. The Jayhawks, leading only 36-33, taking a 21-9 lead against the cold-shooting I Rodney Monroe and Chris Corchiani went on a 9-0 run to lead by 12 points with 11 Aggies (23-6). if Syracuse would compl scored 25 points apiece for North Carolina minutes to play and by as many as 14 before New Mexico State shot only 22 percent in comeback from a I 0-point State (20- 10), which blew the game open the Privateers cut it to 50-46 with three min the first half and 31 percent for the game and with less than nine minutes with a 33-10 spree after Southern Miss (21 -8) utes to play. had only Randy Brown, with 12 points, in The Orangemen cut it had crept within 52-48 with 18:46 to play. double figures. on a one-handed, running Despite Darrin Chancellor's 24 points, Florida St. 75, Southern Cal 72 by Billy Owens with 32 Southern Mississippi lost forthe fifth time in Douglas Edwards had 24 points and 10 BYU 61 , Virginia 48 remaining. They then its last six starts. rebounds in winning a battle of big men. Shawn Bradley set an NCAA tournament Richmond's Eugene Bu USC's Harold Miner managed only 16 points, record with 10 blocked shots and generally with 21 seconds to go, Te mple 80, Purdue 63 eight below his average, and missed 20 of his created havoc inside as the Cougars (21-12) made both freethrows. Mik Kilgore scored 25 points for Temple 27 shots. held the Cavaliers (21-12) to 28 percent (22-9), which scored the last 12 points in Miner's 3-pointer brought USC (19-10) · shooting. eliminating the Boilermakers ( 17-12). Mark within 72-68 with 41 seconds left. Aubrey Bradley also started a decisive 15-4 run Macon had 19 points and Vic Carstarphen 18 Boyd's three free throws and a dunk by with a basket and finished it with two free Weeke forTe mple, which shot 65 percent. Yamen Sanders saved the Seminoles (21-10). throws as BYU built a 41-33 advantage with Jimmy Oliver scored 21 for Purdue, which 7:30 left in the game. side and hit, the Panthe forced to take batting prac· fieldhouse. "It's really unfortunate ByNor The Asstherociated nPr essll liontakes onis, the Big Gr Ten's eenMichigan (3Ba1-3) andy 16opeth-seeded Pann the to rs Foreurstne (18-10y ) plataking yon couldn't get out this State Spartans (18-10). (16-14) begin the four-game Louisiana Tech (21 -9). Callahan said. "We took The Mid-Continent Confer session in The Omni at 12: 15 systematic approach to o ence's two representatives in the p.m. EST. MIDWEST this week, just as faras g SOUTHEAST DAYTON, Ohio (AP) - swings went. There is NCAA Tournament open play The second half of the after ty ATLANTA (AP) - Coach Most of the fans at UD Arena tute for being outside thou Friday. noon doubleheader matches a Bob Reinhart of Georgia State will be wearing scarlet and gray The Panthers (1-8) tak Northern Illinois (25-5), pair of teams with 19-9 records, knows the odds are stacked Friday night at To wson State's game winning streak when which won the regular season Arizona State of the Pac 10 against his Crimson Panthers in (19-10) first-round game the road this weekend that title, takes on Lou Carneseca Friday 's NCAA Southeast Conference and Rutgers of the against Ohio State (25-3). said he is hoping to build and St. John's (20-8). Regional first-round game Atlantic 10. Georgia Tech ( 16-12) plays "It's only a one-game Wisconsin-Green Bay (24-6) The night session as 19th against the second-ranked DePaul (20-8) and Te xas (22-8) streak, but it did stop an ei won the league's post-season Arkansas Razorbacks. ranked Alabama (21-9) facing plays St. Peter's (24-6) in the losing streak," he said. " tourney on its home floor and The top-seeded Razorbacks Murray State (24-8) and Wake other games. got to start somewhere and ly we can keep it going." r------, I CHINA 88 : RESTAURANT iiS!·�t> i JYEWOWJYE RSHIP i-J. LUNCH HOURS: All Week 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. DINNER HOURS: Irisli J{{ini Sunday thru Thursday J-{o me of tfie I 3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m I Friday and Saturday \ I 3:00 p.m to 10:00 p.m. I 1 DINNER SPECIALS ', Changed Dai\y .. � 1 \1 t! I 1 140 Lincoln Avenue, Charleston I I Rt. 16 across 12th Street I I 348- 1232 I L------�•••1...... - ...... - . . � . - . ...... - ...... - . 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Love, Poo. a a c b Suzie: Happy St. Pat's Day! Have a great break! Love, Allison. SIGMA CHI'S: Happy St. Patrick's Day! Have a GREAT Weekend! Michelle Frese - Hey Dork #1 , Love, Tracy. Eric, Polly, Ta m, PJ, Beth, & Glenn, a Happy 22nd! I know, hands off in St. Happy St. Patty's Day Gang, Get Louis. Just hope you remember ready for a great weekend! Love what to do. Try not to fumble! Dork your guys, Kris. #2. a Spring Break Specials in the University Union n The Bookstore ... CD BLOWOUT SA LE Two Days Only Monday, March 18 and Tuesday, March 19 From March through 22, Each 18 Person Coming Into The Bookstore Wiii Receive a FREE Bar of Irish Spring Soap! FREE! At the Sugar Shack At McDonald's On Campus Crystal Ught 20 oz. 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In the second round, Lawrence While junior Ray Serbick's sea Jackson of California-Bakersfield son came screeching to a halt picked up an 11-2 decision over Thursday, junior Dave Marlow still Marlow. The loss, however, does has some unfinished business to not eliminate Marlow from the take careof. tournament. He will be wrestling in Both Serbick and Marlow were the consolation bracket late forcedto wrestle a preliminary bout Thursday night. before starting the firstround of the Serbick picked up an early victo NCAA National Championship ry by pinning Mike Donovan of Thursday morning. Wyoming at 1 :46 of the firstperiod Of all of the wrestler's compet in his preliminary match, but was ing in Iowa City, only 32 of them unable to get past the firstround. - I were forced to wrestle in the pre Serbick was defeated by liminary round. Both Eastern Shannyn Gillepsie of Block Haven wrestlers survived the luck of the 12-6. In order for Serbick to draw and advanced to the first advance to the next round, round. Marlow started the day off Gillepsie would have to beat the by winning a pinfall at 6:01 over No. 1 seed, and defending champi Mike Lighter of Block Haven. The on, Tom Brands of lowa. victory enabled him to advance to It was not to be though, as the first round, where he would Brands improved his record to 42-0 take on Thierry Chaney. as he pinned Gillepsie to end Dig it The match went the distance Serbick's season. Serbick finished Senior women's tennis player Cheryl Piszczek returns a volley during practice Thursday at ihe year with a 34-12-2 record. with Marlow again posting a victo- Fieldhouse. The Lady Panthers host DePauw University Monday at We ller Courts. Weekend trail Busy weekend again awaits thr baseball squad Softball squad set for By DON O'BRIEN Staff writer toBy KENur RYANnam ent gamvery expeserien Frced,"ida Quon Staff writer "She is a very good coa For the fourth consecutive I'm sure the team will be weekend, the Eastern Panthers hit Last season Eastern 's softball go." the road in search of some victo team led the Gateway Conference Arendsen is said she ex ries. They battle both Ohio State with a .302 team batting average all of the games to be clo · and Yo ungstown State in a pair of and were fourth in the nation. The knows that her Panthers doubleheaders on Saturday and Panthers now look to regain their going up against some Sunday. hitting form this weekend. opponents. The Panthers open up against The Panthers travel to Indiana "Indiana State is always' the Penguins of Yo ungstown State State to play in the Sycamore of the Gateway Conference in the first game both days, fol Classic where they will take on ings and Bowling Greea lowed up with nightcaps against Bowling Green at 11:45 a.m., strong program.· They ar� the nationally-ranked Buckeyes of Indiana St. at 1 :30 p.m. and Notre competitive," Arendsen sai Ohio State. Dame at 4 p.m. · Although Arendsen sai "Not to knock Yo ungstown, but Eastern head coach Kathy doesn't know much abo they don't match up with the type Arendsen said she believes the Notre Dame squad, she kn of team like Ohio State," Eastern key to a successful weekend will Irish are always a strong coach Dan Callahan said. "Ohio be a strong defensive perfor any sport. State is ranked l 0th in the country mance and some timely hitting. "The name of Notre and we have a rough scouting "We need Tammy Stice, alone, tells you something report on them. We are going in Shannon Kelley and Carrie Vo isin the team," said Arendsen, against Youngstown blind. We to begin hitting like they are second season with the P don't know much of anything capable of hitting and for Joy "They always have a lot of about them." Parlier to continue to hit like she young players." The Buckeyes, who started the did against Butler," Arendsen Junior Chris Koehl will l season ranked 18th by Baseball said. continue her winning ways America, won their first eight "If they hit, then the pressure mound this weekend. games in a row before losing their will not be on our pitchers and last two on an Arizona road trip. THOM RAKESTRAW/Photo editor defense as much." ance since transferring to Big hitters for the Buckeyes, Jun ior firstbaseman Greg Davis takes some batting practice Junior outfielder Parlier, who she pitched a one-hit co who hit .293 as a team, include Thursday in Lantz Fieldhouse. The Panthers travel to Columbus, went 3-3 with 2 RBis against game shutout. outfielder Keith Koldnick and Ohio, to take on Ohio State and Youngstown State this weekend. Butler, in the opening game of the She will be joined in firstbaseman Ken Tirpick. 1989, was the Big Ten freshman of starters on Saturday with Sunday's th doulbeheader, will look to spark tion by freshman Coli Koldnick leads the team in hitting the year last year as well as being startersstill open. Turi (.415) and runs batted in (12) and named to Baseball America's All- "We really won't know what we the Eastern squad this weekend. · senior Penni Key, who w Tirpick is second on the team in Freshman team. are going to do with Sunday's Arendsen said she is not sure making her first appearance RBIand has one home run. With four games in two games, starters until after Saturday's which Eastern team will show up season. i The Panthers will have their the Panther pitching staff looks to games," he said. " (Mike) Kundrat to play in the tournament. "One of Chris' (Koehl) work cut out for them against the get a good workout this weekend. will probably pitch on Sunday and "If it's the team that showed up qu�ities is that she is a Ohio State pitching staff, which "This is going to be a little dif- (Frank) Jablonski could also see against Butler then I think we can pitcher," Arendsen said. "S has an ERA of 3.93. The ferent test for our pitching staff action. Frank, because of his ver win all of the games," Arendsen start one game and then c Buckeyes have two of their top this weekend," said Callahan. "In satility, might come out of the said. "But right now_ we are and give us a strong relief a pitchers returning from last year's the first three weekend series we bullpen though. He is one of those young, inexperienced and incon ance." team. went with three different starters guys you don't generally have to sistent." Senior righthander Tom and fi lled in around that. This worry about walking or hitting Indiana State is off to a slow to open up their home s Schwarber, who led the Big Ten in weekend, I would be surprised if somebody when he comes in." start as it comes into this week against St. Louis Monday i strikeouts last year, is 3-0 so far we don't use between eight and 10 The bad weather in the past end's games with a 2-3 record, bleheader action. and sophomore Scott Kilgenbach pitchers." week could hamper the Panther but assistant coach Kim Quon Eastern then faces the I is 2-0. Kilgenbach, a first round Callahan said that Steve Lemke offensive attack. Unable to get out said she believes that the Syca Hoosiers, who come calling draft pick of the Detroit Tigers in and Doug Furlow will be his mores will get back on track. 2 p.m. doubleheader Wedn • Continued on page JJA "Eastern's coach (Arendsen) is at Lantz Field. MUSIC R.E.M. reveals some emotionon their seventh album, Out of Time. 5 Crawling from the wreckage of several Charleston bands (the Recreational Bones, 3-Fingers Brown, Weird Harold and Dead Eye Dick) comes one of the area's premiere rock bands, Spank Wagon . For the last eight months, this power trio, which con sists of bassist and vocalist Ben "Bubba" Jarrett, drummer Ronnie Johnson and guitarist Tommy Rue, have proven to be a bright spot in what sometimes appears to be a dismal local rock scene. Refusing to fall into the hapless cover band rut, Spank Wagon holds itself out as a truly original band, combining elements of funk, psychedelia and blues into a sound that, at times, can either thrill or scare the hell out of you. I spoke with Charleston's most noted power trio recently at Roe's, where they will perform Friday. For several hours (and a few pitchers of beer), we talked about their past, their future and their feelings • • about college music and about other local bands. Their insight and wisdom so involved, the interview \ need be printed in the entire text, if their story should be told truthfully. Ho w and when did you guys first piece jazz thing. to junior college to play soccer and get together? To mmy, when did you start wasn't even thinking about music. Rue: It was mid-June last sum playing guitar and who influenced Then I came to Eastern to play soc mer and Ronnie had just gotten you? cer but that didn't work out. So I just back from Europe. The other mem Rue: I didn't start playing until concentrated on being an art stu bers of Spank Wagon {a singer and after high school. I just picked it up dent and hanging around ... I started a bass player) weren't coming back. and started messing around with it . playing in punk bands. I played in f I knew Ben and I knew that Weird As or my influences, Chuck Berry, (legendary Eastern student body Harold (Ben's previous band) was Keith Richards, Angus Yo ung and president) Joe Butler's band DUI. breaking up . . . then the three of us Peter Buck. Then came the Recreational Bones started playing together. Did you take any lessons? and we played and toured all over Jarrett: It was strange the way Rue: No. I just watched a lot of for two years. We opened for Soul things worked out because we just videos and looked to see where the Asylum and the Meat Puppets. sort fo fell together. guy's hands were when he was get Why did you guys break up? Rue: Nobody had future plans ting certain sounds. It's really a Johnson: Oh, our singer and we all lovedplaying together. heavy feel thing ... It's like pulling couldn't make this one gig in Chica When was yourfi rstgig? rabbits from a hat. go . . . it all kind of fell apart from Johnson: It was July 1st, we Ronnie, how did you get start there on. I mean, I had a great time, : .j played at a party for our friends. We ed playing? but you can't look back. You've got didn't know many songs as a band, Johnson: I started playing in the to learn from it with no remorse. so we've improved a lot. sixth grade in the school band. The guys I play with now are more Ye ah, it . was like a three- When I got out of high school I went Rue: • Continued on page 3 DEAR READER Believe it or don't, this edition marks my last as Ve rge editor. Thanks to a whole bunch of interesting sources, resourceful writers, photo shaman Carl Walk and mostly to the inimitable Tim Shellberg (who will have fully assumed this post by the time you read this), this has been my FRIDAY most enjoyable editorship as a collegiate journalist. 6BANDS Any.w.y, this particular swan song publication incli.des a lot of E.L. Krackers the stuff we've tried to stress in 1405 Fourth St. print during the past five months "3:59 club" or so: Music. Free food buffet 3:59-7 p.m. I'm· a firm believer that there of music, Cover $2 after 10 p.m. are onlytwo kinds good and bad. Hopefully, we've played Thirsty's a part in helping youtell the dif ference. ..._ . 508 E. Monroe Ave . Since this is turning to be ;�: out ' . ., a self-indulgent, start with ' �e �) J�·�)� � tad I'll �1'J : g: � fianci�: B � f ,�:''''. my contribution - a review of the Roe's new R.E.M. album, which was Sixth St. released Tuesday. 410 When Out of Time hit the Spank Wagon stores, the band was out of the p.m. 9:30 country doing a press tour of cover $2 Europe. Rumor has it that Stipe & Co. may head right back into Ted's the studio and release another 102 Sixth St record before the end of the year. Why Illy...... Ivory Grand Stay tuned, and maybe Guns WHYClllllct ? .... now? $2 (8-10 p.m. $1 w/coupon) N Roses will release their next album before Tim graduates. """"/lid, ... -- Ill SATURDAY A quality dose of Horseshoes IXal9lt ,.,...,. ""',. & Hand Grenades also appears ...,., ,.,naa •1 in this edition, and will continue ,.,,,,.. 6BANDS to appear only if people quit call ing it "H&G" or "HH&G." This E.L. 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Then in junior college my friend turned Johnson: I don't know. I don't like labels e on to the Red Hot Chili Peppers and much. 1Shbone and I was just blown away. I couldn't Rue: "Three people on the same ride." lieve a guy could be that good on the bass. Johnson: It's like this; Imagine your most psychotic dream and imagine the music that I switched from guitar to bass because bass yers are always in demand. I knew I wanted goes with it. That's us. be a musician after the first time I saw people How about the lyrics? What do they mean? ce to the music I was playing. From that Who writes them? perience I knew this was what I had to do. Jarrett: I guess I do. I don't really write them down or anything. The lyrics. are different all the Le t 's shift gears here a little. What do guys think of the cover bands in town? time - it just depends how I'm feeling. Many of them are so emotional and personal that they he guys turn serious as their brows fu rrow change with my moods. lot of them deal with d they look at each other to see who will A ak fi rst). my troubles as a boy, the young angst thing. Some are so painful that some nights it's painful Rue: Cover bands are a joke. Anyone can do to sing them. As long as mommy and daddy are there with . 6 OZ. GREEN MU ir gold cards they can pretend they're real What do you think about today's music? ' $ t.is <60¢ >, usicians ... when you've only got yourself to Johnson: There are some good things out OZ. KILLIAN'S IRISH RED er to you've got to be honest musically and there, but you really have to look for them. The 16 nally. Chickasaw Mudd Puppies are good and so are $1.50 (75¢ Refills) the Buffalo Toms. Jarrett: It's like going to church to see your $1 .50 WINE COOLERS nds or have fun, not because you are serious Rue: All this house music crap will be over taken by people with integrity. out God or religion. The time they spend SATURDAY rking on their own songs they could be writ What are the future plans of Spank Wa gon? $2.50 PITCHERS their own stuff. Rue: To put out a good studio recording so we can send it to clubs and get gigs. COORS LIGHT & NATURAL LIGHT Johnson: That is why those guys are content give up playing when their college days are Johnson: To just keep playing and doing our $3. 75 PITCHERS r ... they avoid personal attachment. · own thing. OF KILLIAN'S IRISH RED What is the pinnacle, the ultimate goa l of Let's play devil's advocate here. I say 'screw $1.50 WINE Spank Wa gon? at Spank Wa gon says. We just want to play COO�LE�R::.S� e music, get drunk and meet women. "' Rue: To never have to answer to anyone but ourselves and be able to pay the rent. 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In Carlisle's case, 1985's Miller Lite Longnecks $1 .50 -SATURDAY- Belinda and 1987's Hea ven On Ea rth sold well S oz. Ribeye Steak, Baked Potato & Salad $6.25 and received respectable airplay, regardless of that Grilled Chicken Breast - BBQ or Plain $3.25 music's substance. Only "I Get Weak" from TONIGHT-BLACKHAWK$ vs. BLUES-8:00 PM-LIVE -SUNDAY- Hea ven on Earth deserved the airtime it received. Delicious Te nderloin Steak Sandwich $2.95 Unfortunately, the same must be said for Hoffs, ST. PAT Burger $1 .75 Present this ad upon delivery for a Large 1 ingredient pizza $6.95 as When·,);'91/ re Q Boy, her first post-Bangles out ing, is perfect Top-40 fodder for the pre-pubescent, and no one else. Uke Carlisle, Hoffs abandoned the FREE PooL u Live road of groundbreaking taken by the Bangles for A Splash of Class" DJ the beaten hitmaking path, which has ultimately "Oh, Timmy, don't you want me anymore?'' become Hoffs' road to ruin. So what's the problem with this mess? For the they do fare better than virtually anything in most part, one can assume Hoffs was misguided Wilson Phillips/Vanilla lee/Keith Sweat-land. But when it came to the selection of team players. when you take into consideration the singles Surrounding herself with schlock-songwriters charts are at an artistically low ebb, that doesn't Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg (responsible for say much for Suzanna's limp Boy. such crap as R.E.O. Speedwagon's "In My This mess, however, doesn't go without it's Dreams" and "I Don't Want to Lose You" and bright spots, regardless of how few those might be. Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors") and re-acquaint The only two songs worth mention on Boy, the ing herself with Everything producer David poppy "That's Why Girls Cry" and the silky "This Kahne (who did virtually nothing worth mention Time," are reminiscent of Phil Specter's finest on that final Bangles LP), Suzanna dug her grave Phillies girl's group work and of Diana Ross/fammi from the very beginning (Kahne had to have Te rrell-tinged Motown, respectfully, and succeed in spiked Suzie's punch to persuade her to cover showcasing Hoffs' wonderfully sultry voice in a StockadeBurger, Fries& Drink David Bowie's "Boys Keep Swinging," easily the deserved light. After all, the problem here is not the album's most nauseating track). singing, but a lack of substance. But maybe not. The 11 originals on When Perhaps Hoffs, like Carlisle, can redeem herself. Horses Yo u're a Boy are, without a doubt, Top-40 tai After releasing the ill-fated Runaway in lored. "My Side of the Bed," the album's opener 1989, Carlisle was forgiven for her solo sins and and "Unconditional Love," a blatant rip-off of was a key player in the Go Go's return. Yet unlike Every Sunday "Eternal Flame," are overp6lisned"cind'laclililSter, Carlisle, · Hoffs'• 'aareer hasn't yet received its day in yet the>:·1�.i:� .d§sti-J}�c.,(-Q ! ns ' the sun, if it doesn't, sh� r�group ,, from$2 5:0022p.m. .SJ:i�.c;l.�e �t�� and .� �al�ys Sunday morning Top-40 countdown (or at least her Bangles, as Suzanna as a Boyis ' by far a tum tOclose. worthy of a long-distance dedication or two), and on. Manufacture' s Wo rld too controlled By111 0M RAKESTRAW decent intro, but it drops off the music is so closely related into a bland early '80s sound to the techno-classics that Manufacture's The Vo ice of that could possibly be related to someone should have been Wo rld Control could also be early Ministry. caught stealing. known as The Vo ice of Although I did like, at least, Side two has a pulse, the 01990�-- Imitation. the name of the next tune, "A only worthy mention being Not since M.C. Hammer and Measured Response," it left me "The Bogey." This tune has a Vanilla Ice have I heard such dazed and confused. At one good beat and is danceable, so unmistakable sound being point in the song, I thought I give it a 77. copied from another artist or that it was good sample, but "Pain Amplifer" has a nice group, as Manufacture have then without a beat there was a sound, the sound so well pro begged, borrowed or stole new mix, sounding a little like duced it brought to mind almost everything from groups Ofra Haza. Skinny Puppy's 1989 classic like New Order, Front 242 and The rest of side one be Rabies. (a day early) Ministry . comes a slur of sound that Advice to Manufacture; Do The first cut, "World Con- could make any die-hard indus the right thing, and leave the Super Draft in oz • 16 trol ," is dead on arrival . It has a trial music lover go insane, as classics alone . 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In many respects, the new material is too gor it certainly is not dead. geous to waste on an arena filled with ingrates who yell could steered wrong, however, by the cover for "Superman" during a moving rendition of "You Are · be features a dime-store sheriff's badge rendering the Everything." band's name and album title superimposed on a The band also leaves politics out of the studio this time pe photo enveloped in clear plastic. around, instead making its sole editorial comment on the kfully, the novelty of this intentionally trite environmentally unfriendly compact-disc "long box." is revealed through the album's inner packaging, On the outer packaging, the band urges its audience to alternative cover is found. This cover consists of support the Motor Voter Bill, legislation that would auto r badge with the band's name and album title matically register voters through their driver's license. in red and green crayon on a white field. Behind Only 17 percent of 18- to 24-year-olds voted in the are muted-color photographs of fruits and flow- presidential election in 1988, a November date that ironi se flowers, however, are not the explosively cally coincided with the release of Green. bulbs associated with "Get Up," the splashy, Judging solely by song titles, one might guess that Out rd romp found on 1988's Green, R.E.M.'s last of Time's "Endgame" might have the best shot at rivaling the political content of Green 's "Orange Crush," "Turn ead of continuing to take their underground leg You Inside-Out" or "World Leader Pretend." ound in predictable manner, R.E.M. turns "Endgame ," however, proves to be the biggest clue a 1, , Time into a soft parade, visiting introspective that the band has shelved any interest in saving the world' . ,, .·I. --� Athens ' fa vorite sons, circa ' ' · ' such as fear, loss and loneliness along the 1991. this time around. An exercise in ornamental compulsory rus soars high above in a sonic skyscape. scales of Buck's acoustic guitar, Cecil Welch's flugelhorn ' s pretending to be the leader of anything on On Out of Time, Stipe, guitarist Peter Buck, bass play and Stipe's "la-la-la-ing," "Endgame" is nothing more . In addition to clearly enunciating lyrics, reluc er Mike Mills and drummer Bill Berry seem to make a than a rococo instrumental with no lyrics at all. star Michael Stipe reveals more of his inner conscious effort to not write any "jingly Rickenbacker, When the band does take the time to make a point, it's than perhaps ever before . R.E.M.-type" tunes. a personal one, as evidenced on "Country Feedback." the part about love/It seems so silly and low," The result is a nearly flawless set of 11 lush songs that A searing earful reminiscent of Neil Yo ung in a cranky on "Low," a haunting track that, along with employs congas, flugelhorns, harpsichords and pedal steel mood, "Country Feedback" is a interpersonal testament " first appeared as segue music in last year's guitars among other more conventional instruments. of breakdowns, hurt and pain that climaxes with Stipe video"Tourfi lm." In addition, Mills plays some organ to bolster the recording his first "f-word" utterance for the general pub · for "Belong," which wen:� recorded in Stipe's album's opening cut, "Radio Song," which also features lic. into a Walkman, continue to explore the Boogie Down Production's KRS-1 on a guest rap. Buck, While the band has more than 10 years of acclaim · ocxl isolation that first were addressed on meanwhile, continues his mandolin experimentation on under its belt, Out of Time will not stand as R.E.M.'s Wrong Child."Reminiscent of the pre-song the album's first single, "Losing My Religion." crowning and representative masterpiece. It will, however, Stipe rifles off in concert, the spoken lyrics of Longtime R.E.M. collaborator Peter Holsapple helps represent the start of a season in a lush (night) garden of hover close to the ground while a falsetto cho- fill in some of the gaps with appearances on bass, acous- emotion. ope new- album that delivers thrice the rap enjoyment : What do the songs "Mr. The Devil Made Me Do It, is a light tener craving more after hearing this R&B/Rap hit. , " "Make Oat Move" and album , but it also is full of fresh raps fairly long, 14�ut album. Perfect timing, considering the recent Dollars" have in common? backed by dope tracks (many original) as And since many of us are tired of last events in the Persian Gulf as well as . well as fresh lyrics that make the album year's sampling madness, the use of a problems we face in the street's of from one of th .. gooQ.. l;i�E}._b?nfi is t l r pf s ;il,)P,er, �i�s.1 ,,...... _...... · .,. :-r,h , , J.. , , , raps � !l,ll�t "': - . '> . �"" ·-:· �:. � ' 1 .,_ , , ..: ...; '-�· C:l.Qq h.,e.r, -P \l� . J' q :..T-�� � ".:L albums that's been puf out in " lrue, lt's itlleaWfth its share- of lracks Times 'Dope: , <-"1 hree Time's Dope:�tj4Jd • 'satisfy ··. · ' · " that show band leader EST, along with Although the cut "Peace Ya Self most rap music fans' tnirst for some- imes Dope's latest release, sidekicks Chuck Nice and DJ Woody Plus" starts off with some confusion, thing soft without coming off like some Live From Acknickulous Wood have a case of the me's. 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Webster 11 :00 Bowling Insider America The 90's 11 :30 Runaway Movie Nitecap Movie Alexei Sayles oods learnsfor comedbreakfast . He'sy currently the niscent'hard of his "F wayamily Ties' " working on a case involving a days, and the chemistry be I was beginning to think the serial killer named "The Party tween Fox and Woods is right industry was becoming a Crasher. " on target. However, the film more original and innova That is until Nick Lang, stalls when the scenes center with the release of such played by Michael J. Fox, sees around Woods alone. In his first in the past few weeks as Moss on television. Lang is cur comedic role, Woods strains ilence of the Lambs" and rently up for a role as a gritty too hard to be funny. Doors". cop that he desperately wants, The script, written by Daniel Yet I guess I was too quick to as that role will help him break Pyne and Lem Dobb, is fairly e. This week, the industry away from the cheesy films he's uneven, the comedic peak of rted back to its old ways made in the past. What better the film being in the middle. the tiresome buddy cop way to prepare for the role And the very hokey ending than to be assigned to Moss to kicks the film while it's down. f But I should give "The Hard learn how to be a cop? During the last half hour o " some credit. It's definitely Moss is pulled from the case the film director John Badham f f lier than many ilms with or what he sees as a glorified seems to continually want to similar theme before it. babysitting job. Thus begins end the film, but at the last "The Hard Way" stars their tumultuous relationship. minute, decides to let it keep Woods ("The Boost") as That's showbiz . .But the "The going. Moss, a New York police Hard Way's" biz is simply mild. In the end, "The Hard Way" FRllSAT S:OOi..7:15, 9:20 FRllSAT NITE 4:45, 7:00, 9:10 tive who, as one would Michael J. Fox delivers a has a few bright spots, but NITE SATISU N MATI NE1:2: 15 PM SATISUNMATI NEE 2:00 PM , is so tough he eats nails very funny performance, remi- hardly enough to recommend. SUN TONITE 1HURS 5:00 ANO 7:15 SUN TONITE THURS 4:45 AND 7:00 o� 'Dette quartet to bring blonde locks to Ted's cxM09y::T'TUMpm originals," Craig said in regards take up the name of the band's to Saturday night's gig. "(We're) lead singer. ��f&HEf PICTURES big, blonde bombardment a Whitesnake sounding and Highlights of Saturday's Ibo silonco ainstream metal is on looking band." show will largely consist of orig s Warehouse schedule this Although Craig cites White inal material featured on three -v\4JITE end, as O'Dette, a Chi s n a ke as an influence in independent recordings, two of ol lho lambs � AN suburb-based quartet, will O'Dette's looks and music, he which are sold in the Chic FRI/SAT NITE 4:45, 7:00,9: 30 rnFFRI/SATNIT E 5:00, G7:30, 9: 20 SAT/SUN SAT/SUN MATI NEE 2:15 PM at the big red barn on doesn't exclude rock outside of agoland area and can be heard MATI NEE 2:00 PM r SUNTO THURSNITE 4:45 AND 7:00 SUNTO THURS NITE 5:00 AND 7:30 outskirts of Charleston David Coverdale and crew in on WVVX, Chicago's premiere ay evening. regards to the band's influence. metal radio station. ''THERE ARE THINGS KNOWN AND 'Dette 's lead guitarist, "We're influenced by every Craig says their second THINGS UNKNOWN AND IN BETWEEN Craig, says the band's body," Craig said. "When release, a four song demo compi ARE THE DOORS... c consists of "hard rock you're a musician, everybody lation, sold more than 5,000 " catchy commercial radio you've ever heard is an influ copies. The E.P., which consists ." This will be O'Dette's ence on you." of the songs "Lights, Camera, appearance at Ted 's. In the band's early days, a Action," "One Night Stand," band's lineup consists of stir rose regarding what they "Everything I've Ever Wanted" , bassist Terry Chandler, thought to be their original and "She's That Kind of Girl," mer Kevin Latimer and name; Vengence. The name, are sure to be showstoppers. An OLIVER STONE Film ist Mark O'Dette. belonging to and copywrited by Opening for O'Dette will be A IRI SUM Al llASt as the music goes, [!!] a West German outfit, caused local band Frantic, who will ilDiifs4:30, 7:15, 9:50 far FRI/SAT NITE going to hear a lot of the then stateside Vengence to take the stage at 9:30 p.m. e SAT/SUN MATINEE 1 :45 PM SUN TOTHURS NITE 4:30 AND7:1 5 FINAL CLEARANCE �!.1� A.�� RUSSELL ALL ALL G-A THLETIC ALL l\;;4 11111 Saturday 30°/o off 40°/o Off 50°/o Off Celebrate Patty's Day Ireland's Fin est uinness & Harp Draft $1.50 ameson & h h d Bushmill's Alp a P i ·sh Whiskey would like to congratulate their 1991-1992 executive officers $1.75 I - I rish Cream President ...... Ca thy Jepson �:;-., $2.25 Vice-President ...... Ellie Huber Day All Rush Director ...... Lau ra Collins Fraternity Educator ...... Li sa Mayer HEN SPECIALS Treasurer ...... Marnie Hamel rned Beef & Panhellenic Delegate ...... '...... Kerri Kuziel Cabbage Administrative Assistant ...... Jen Rogers $1.50 Recording Secretary ...... Sus an Rabin ed Beef on Rye Corresponding Secretary ...... So raya Ta heri dwich Basket Activities Chai rman ...... •. ,...... Ellen O'Brien $3�00 Community Service Chairman ...... :: ...... Amy Schleuter 11-3 PM Social Chairman ...... Barb Borek Chaplin ...... Kara Driscoll Chapter Promotions ...... Kari Dabrowski Scholarship ...... � ...... Brenda Chopp I Alumnae Director ...... Jenni fer Efinger Activities Fund Chairman ...... Kris Cherry I 9- 12:30 Quarterly Correspondent ...... Tracey Weller r ian's Red Draft lntramurals ...... Chr is Handchetz I $1.00 • l ON nm VERGE OF nm wEEKEND 7B OPEN 4 O'CLOCK AT ••• HOR�E�HPEOETE SC� ALES& +HAN DAVID LINDD QUGRISTENADE S $1.25 Rumplemlntz Shots Greetings, serfs. This week, we were pretty happy about the response we received to our career analysis test. We ran Servedin a Chocolate Glass those bozos right of' the pages of this paper, never again to give us thousands of dollars in exchange for Drink th e shot &. eat th e glass publishing 10 pages of stupidity (Ha ha! We showed them). One loyal reader who apparently lost his slide *FREE FOOD BUFFET* rule even sent in a $ 10 check for us to figure his score. Unfortunately, we can't afford a calculator, so we'll 4-6pm be needing another sawbuck. •With purchase of beverage" Then our little bubble of delight was burstwhen we heard about the hasty departure of Eastern's most popular mom, Ve rna Armstrong. Frankly, we thought she would be around here forever. For you readers GREEKS: SHOW YOUR LETIERS who don't really understand the complicated details of this situation, we've compiled a short news summa BETWEEN 4-6PM &.. WIN A devoted to getting to the bottom of the story we affectionately "Vernagate." ry call F.R_E.E. "V'IP P..A..R... TYII Copyright 1991, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, an investigate than perhaps it was worth, Eastern's pesky opinion column expressing the views of its authors Faculty Senate brought Mom's family tree to the andno one else attention of the Board of Governors and its high-pow You see, this giant soap opera starts off when Verna ered attorneys in Bloomington (Bloomington?). Some Armstrong 's son, Scott, was hired last October as semblance of a report was issued, but that document SPRING BREAK Eastern's assistant director of planning and institution has yet to be seen by anyone without a big wig. al research (glorified accountant) for an annual salary But whatever is in it was enough for Stan "What, of $32,000. Armstrong's other son, Stanley me worry?" Rives to deliver Mom her walking papers SUPPLIES Armstrong, is a student worker in telecommunications last Saturday. By month's end, she'll be taking resi ; (phone guy), which i� u,nder.his mother 's jurisdiction. dence in the nation's murder capital, Washington, BIG FILM ,. �tagle_y]wife, I.aura,1s a student worker for Richard D.C. We hope she'll be OK with her variation of the SAVE ON Pyles, an Armstrong assistant. Scott's wife, Jane, government'spopular "loser's promotion." works for thehuman resources department (a waste of Our frightening ex-Illinois Congressman Lynn 24 Exposures for $2.39 space), which also reports to Armstrong's office. Martin became George Bush's Secretary of Labor by Armstrong is presently being considered by the getting her butt kicked by Sen. Paul Simon last year. • TANNING OILS Guiness Book of Records as the woman who gave her Armstrong will be working for the highly respected SUNGLASSES · •FRISBEES kids the world's largest allowances. American Association of State Colleges and 1/2 OFF To shorten a long, drawn-out story that cost more to Universities. Sheez. • HUGGIES The saddest part about Mom's departure is definitely not that she's leaving, but that she's taking a huge sum of money with her. $81 ,540will accompany Armstrong on her little jaunt to D.C. UNLIMITED CHECK CASHIN We could only hope if we ever got fired from this newspaper we'd take home the advertising budget (or at least the DEN coffee money). Actually, we're kind of offended that she isn't leaving the money here SPECIAL SERVICE FOR ALL STUDENTS where it belongs - in our pockets. To let our readers get a better perspective of how much money we're PRIOR TO SPRING BREAK talking about, here's a list of things the average underpaid pots and pans scrubber (posing as a college stu WITH A CARD dent) could buy with Armstrong's $81,540 going away present: OR WITHOUT* TOKENS •At three for a buck at Jewel, 244,620 packages of Campbell's low-fat ramen noodles. The only prob lem is that one would need about 489,240 cups of Charleston water to cook them. The city, of course, CLOTHING SALE UNTIL SPRING BREA would forget to charge you for the water and then hit you with a $6,000 bill after you wasted your windfall WINTER JACKETS NOW $20 OFF on all those damn noodles. • 40, 770 boxes of aged Quaker oat meal at Big Lots. PROCESSING SALE AFTER BREAK! •Anice mahogany desk for Lumpkin Hall (but we'd have to find another lame duck administraMr to secure a matching swivel chair.) • About 408 more busts df Burl Ives. • Four Chevy Blazers. • Tti� liprci.� fit}es pf Cam Simpson. • "Three Men and a Little Lady" could be screened 54,360 times. That would only take about nine ... years and four months, that is if you never left to go to the bathroom. • A betteradministrator. BROADWAY JOE'S CONTEST NIGH OPEN 4 P. M. - 1 A. Sports Pub Bored On Sundays? CONTESTS STA RT AT 10: 30 P. 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