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Vol. LVI No. 21 Providence College • Providence Rhode Island April 30,1992 "No Peace, No Silence: r Cunningham Orders" PC Stop The Violence!" New VP Search Women Finalists Scrapped In Favor Students Rally Against Violent Attacks Of Acting Dominican To fill the vacant position tic crowd, many members of demonstration) which states by Anne M. Lee President Cunningham ha; by Kate Malloy which held candles to signify that "No student has been Editorials Editor Emeritus named a Dominican, Fathe News Editor the seriousness of violence convicted of rape an d / or sex­ Robert J. Hennessey, to serv( toward women, blacks or any ual assault upon a Providence The year-lone search for a one-year as Acting VP AA, onc< A throng of Providence student at PC. College student or non Provi­ new Vice-Presiaent for Aca­ Dr. McKay steps down on Jul) College students broke from the Kathy Cronin complained dence person." Instead, the demic Affairs has turned up 1. Father Hennessey is a new apathy that they are often ac­ that sexism was rampant at PC letter only confirmed that "a only a temporary replacement, comer to Providence College cused of by staging a candle­ and quoted from "When the student was found guilty of and left the college community although he was scheduled tc sexual misconduct." light vigil and rally Monday to Girls Come" an essay that was largely discontent with the come to campus next fall tc ?st violence they feel has circulated to male students in Mike Tiverton stated, "If my manner in which the process serve as a professor and chair sister were raped, I wouldn't C a threat both on and off- 1971 when women were ad­ was handled. man of the Religious Studie: campus. mitted to PC. She quoted the call it sexual misconduct!" Because the search commit­ Department. The administration has re­ A crowd of about 200 people tee was only able to submit two It is the first time that three gathered in front of Slavin peatedly denied thatarapehas names to President Cunning­ Dominicans ha veserved simul Center at about 7:30 p.m. armed Faces could occurred. Edward Caron, di­ ham, he decided to abort the taneously in the top adminis withbullhornsand large picket rector of Public Relations, as­ search in favor of a new one trative positions (President signs began a march that went be seen pop­ sured Channel 12 News re­ next year. This was explained Executive Vice President, anc out of Huxley Street gates, up porter, Logan Crawford, that this in a letter to faculty and Vice President for Academii Eaton Street, back into the ping out of no student had been found administration dated April 9. Affairs). frount gates of the school, fi­ guilty of such a crime. The search committee, Several professors have nally ending back in front of dorms and While similar demonstra­ headed by Dr. John King of the noted, off the record, that lega Slavin. tions are commonplace on Math Dept., recommended two action against the college or "No peace, no silence. PC apartments to other college campuses, an ex­ rather than the three candidates the basis of discrimination b) stop the violence!" and "Don't ample being how 253 Brown that President Cunningham sex may be justified. neglect us, PC protect us!" see what was University students were ar­ had requested, as their fist of How much power the could be heard echoingthrough rested for refusing to leave an finalists had dropped from six search committee actually hac the campus as the crowd going on. administration building. to four. in choosing a new VPAA was chanted its message. Faces However, such a public outcry Dr. King noted, "I'm sorry called into question earlier thi: could be seen popping out of essay as saying, "A women has not surfaced in years. we failed [to submit three semester, when Presiden dorms and apartments to see implies more than she states. Dr. John Colby, of the Psy­ names] but the timing made it Cunningham intervened to asl what was going on. By the time 'Laying the cards on the table' chology Department spoke on not completely our fault." Be­ that another candidate, Dr the marchers had returned to is a masculine phrase. It does Monday night at the rally but cause of the lateness of the Mario DiNunzio, be added te Slavin the crowd has swelled not exist in a woman's vocabu­ also gave nis reflections on search, two finalists dropped Tuesday afternoon about the the finalist list. This move wa: to between 250 and 300 people. lary." Kathy denounced the at­ out to accept other positions. defended as "professiona Sean Kenny, a student, said titude reflected in the statement student support for one an­ The President's decision has courtesy" because the candi of the march, "I'm glad we can and shouted, "No means no!" other that was displayed the raised the issue of sexual dis­ night before: date was from Providence finally take a walk around Much of the focus of protest crimination, according to sev­ College. Dr. DiNunzio hassaic campus without getting was regarding sexual violence "It's been a long time and I eral faculty members. The two he will not re-apply for the jumped." against women, with many think its a good start. There finalists were both women: Dr. position next year. A series of speakers had their unhappy about the letter dis­ were a lot of heartfelt things O'Kelly, Providence College's However, the final choice fo tributed by Father McPhail turn at the bullhorn to voice continued on page 2 Director of the Social Science the VPAA has always restec their opinion to the enthusias­ (who was also present at the Program, and Dr. Jeanne Wat­ with President Cunningham son of Hamline University. A Although it was not certain tha woman has never served as a he would choose from the can Blasted By The Boston Globe Vice-President, nor in any top didates recommended to hin administrative post, at Provi­ assume those flyers are publi­ Providence College by the search committee, it wa; by Jennifer Brinkman cizing off-campus parties. The dence College. expected that he would do so offers various services geared it is not known whether a Assistant News Editor only flyer I've ever seen are for directly to benefit the commu­ Dr. Richard Murphy, Presi the bars in downtown Provi­ lawsuit will be brought against dent of the Faculty Senate nity. Among these programs the school by either of the re­ On April 26,1992, The Bos­ dence," said junior Missie are volunteer work for the continued on page 2 ton Globe printed a highly con­ McCombs in reaction to Liber­ elderly, neighborhood clean- jected candidates.______troversial article concerning the man's article. upcommitteesand the recently reputation of Providence Col­ The article continued established Urban Action lege and its' effect on the to say that because of the group. Urban Action is a pro­ Elmhurst neighborhood. "constant assault of noise and gram instituted by sophomore Inside In this past Sunday's property destruction," the stu­ Nicole Riva in which incoming edition, Boston Globe reporter, dents had forced 115 families freshmen as well as upperclass­ Ellen Liberman wrote a lengthy in one year in the mid-1980's, men are given the opportunity Sports Features article in her series on colleges to vacate the neighborhood. to repair decrepit homes in the and their surrounding towns, "It's disappointing," downtown Providence area. describing how PC's "unruly said a concerned Fr. McPhail, Volunteer organizations such influx of students" has contin­ "because it doesn't reflect the as this, however, never seem to ued to harass and devastate the full impact of the college on the receive stories or acknowledge­ residents of the Elmhurst neigh­ community." ment from the press. borhood over the past 10 years. Most students seemed Many students are Neon Coors signs, to share the same feelings as Fr. willing to admit that the school party notices plastered to tele­ McPhail, believing the press tends to get crazy at times, phone poles and the collection seems to only want to focus on especially on the weekends. of trash surrounding the stu­ any adverse effect our school is However, it seemed to be the dents' off-campus homes were having on the community while general consensus of both ad­ a few mild complaints about completely disregarding the ministrators and students that the "rowdyism" at Providence ways PC cooperates with the commentaries on the favorable College. community. "I feel the media aspects of PC would be greatly "Personally, in my concentrates too much on the appreciated. These aspects, three years at this school, I have negative incidents and virtu­ Features editor Brian unfortunately, are definitely Cappello reports on spring yet to see any party advertised ally neglects any of the positive neglected. Interview with PC golfer on flyers posted around the off- things we do for the commu­ Mark Brightman. p.18 break adventures in campus streets. They can't just nity," said junior Christy Pardo. Disneyworld. p.13 2 T h e C o w l News April 30,1992 Students Rally Against Disciplinary Measures Violent Attacks continued from page 1 Disciplinary Measures submitted penalties have been assessed: demonstration to protest vio­ said, a lot of anger and also at the rally that, "Violence has by the office of the Vice President suspension for first semester of just been a big public relations lence." for Student Services the 1992-93 school year, disci­ despair." However, he Dr. Colby also said that thus problem for theadministration." plinary probation to the end of Beth Culkins, a student who was"disappointed that any­ Cases as of: senior year at Providence Col­ far the administration has only one would think that I was been reactive, rather than tak­ spoke, agrees with Dr. Colby. lege, and alcohol education "We are more important than lying or hiding the truth. You April 8,1992: counseling. ing steps to prevent assault have to understand that I can't against students: the image PC has/' Sarah Troy also stated, violate the confidence of a Thiscase involved one student April 24,1992: "After a while you should see closed disciplinary hearing." the pattern of the problem and "Sweeping the violence under and the following charges have the rug isn't working." Resoponding to the accusa­ been adjudicated by the Col­ This case involved one student take some proactive steps. tion of administrativeinaction They only seem to react to a Fr. McPhail had a mixed lege Judiciary Officer. The and the following charges were reaction to the sentiments ex­ regarding violence, he listed student was found guilty of the adjudicated by the College reaction. No one can do that recent changes such as im­ and remain credible." pressed on Slavin lawn Mon­ following: refusing to surren­ Judiciary Officer. The student day night. He commented on provements in the campus der his ID to a College official; was found guilty of refusal to Dr. Hirsch of the Sociology shuttle bus, updates in the Department gave his opinion Wednesday afternoon that: "I threatening RAs verbally with identify to college official; re­ am supportive of any vigil or campuslightingand increased physical harm; obscene and sponsibility for guests; throw­ police patrol. disorderly conduct; utilizing ing objects from building; foul language; intoxication; underage drinking, and non- Senior Giving Program A Success violation of Standards of Con­ compliance with college offi­ duct; unauthorized entry into cials. Consequently, the fol­ a College facility; non-compli­ lowing penalties have been Despite Difficult Financial Times ance of College officials' direc­ assessed: disciplinary proba­ The following seniors have re­ tone, Frank Masso III, Suzanne ret Naddaff, Susan Namorato, tions; student responsibility for tion until December 31,1992, a turned their 1992 Senior Class Maus, Aaron May, Pete Mayer, Kim Nesbit, Julie Neviera, guests; repeated violations; and fine of $300, and completion of Giving Program pledgecards asof Christopher McCarthy, Thomas Heather Nichols, Kelly O'Brian, discrimination because of sex. an alcohal education course. April 25. On behalf orthe students McCormick, Amy McFadden, Jon­ Shannon O'Conner, Jennifer Consequently, the following wno will benefit from your gener­ athon McGrath, Tracy Burns, Ni­ O'Neil, Patrick O'Toole, Tracy osity, thank you: cole Burril, Mark Cahill, Kathleen Oosterman, Brenda Outwater, John Abatecola, Brendan Abbott, Cameron, Ronan Campbell, Kris­ Maryann Pallante, Suzanne Dave Agrati, Danielle Alberi, D. ten Campion, Michelle Canzano, Parker, Traci Parrott, Amy Perri- Christopher Allen, Anita Ander­ Michael Carroll, Deirdre Carty, tano, Philip Pescatore, Lisa Pet- son, Megan Anderson, Michael Colleen Carson, Denise Caruso, ronio, Lisa Ann Piacentini, Ellen Cunningham Orders Anderson, Cristine Anzalone, Don Megan Churbuck, Holly Cini, Julie Piemonte, Mary Pilkerton, An­ Archer, Timothy Archer, Andrea Clinton, Sara Coan, Dean Coia, drea Pinnette, Paul Pistorino, Armando, Margaret Aronson, Louis Colangione, Karen Collopy, Michelle Plourde, Karen Poliski, New VP Search Nicholas Atocha, Christine Baker, Michele Consiglio, Susan Conti, Marbeth Popczak, David Price, Susan Barry, Peter Basile, Eileen Michael Corbi, Priscilla Cotto, Ja­ Marybeth Raftus, Jim Fardin, continued from page 1 Bauer, Jeff Baumen, Sean son Costa, Michelle Crilley, Ma- Kevin Farmer, Meghan Farrell, Beauchamp, Eric Beauchesne, lyellen Cronin, Michael Crowley, Catherine Farren, Russell Ferland, noted that he, among several The new search committee Amy Beckert, Jane Benson, Mari- Diana Cruz, Kelly Cryan, Allan Sarah Finn, Paul Finnegan, Tho­ others, recommended that the will be announced by President elle Bentley, Michelle Berube, Scott Culver, Paul Curley, Michael Cur­ mas Finocchio, Michael Flore, search be aborted because of Cunningham on May 6. The Blasenak, Dawn Bogni, Michelle ran, Lesli Danehy, Daniel Dena, Beth Ann Fitzgerald, David the paucity of finalists from Faculty Senate will also add Boussy, Bridget Bowers, Christine Richard Demusis, Maribeth De- Flaherty, Keri Flaherty, Kathleen which to choose. Boyle, Ann Brady, Maria Brandt, Palma, Kate Devaney, Daniel Dieg- Flanagan, Suzanne Flannery, Ju­ one member, to be announced Chris Breen, Natasha Bright, Mark nan, Bethann Dietz, Fredrick Dolan, lie Flanagan, Suzanne Fournier, Nevertheless, Dr. Murphy on May 7. The committee will Brodeur, Lisa Brown, Todd Buck- Ellen Donovan, Herb Doscher, Jr., Christopher French, Greg Frigo, said he was disappointed that be entirely new. ley, Kurt Burdenbender, May Joseph Dowling, Angela Drainville, Megan Gallagher, John Gambono, a candidate is not forthcom­ Fr. Hennessey is currently Burgess, Alison Burke, Janine Laura Driscoll, Christine Duffy, Seana Garrany, Joe Gately, Gina ing, after all the effort of the teaching theology at the Mt. St. Kalagher, Daniel Kantor, Tracey Elizabeth Dugan, Brian Dunn, Jef­ Marie Giarrantana, Ann Gibbons, search committee. "Next year Mary Seminary in Emmitsburg, Kelly, Ann Marie Kennedy, Kath­ frey Dunn, Christa Dwyer, Michael Maureen Gibbons, Kirsten Gi­ will be a critical time in which Maryland. He has been a pro­ leen Keough, Srian Kirkwood, Edwards, Daniel Egan, Christine bson, William Girotti, Paul Goe- Edward Kneafsey, Eric Koelmel, Etzel, Paul Mclver, Tim Mckenna, belbecker, Jen Goodrich, Brian serious decisions have to be fessor for thirty-one years, and Kevin Kraus, Tracy Kwalek, David Diane McLaughlin, Thomas Mc­ Grady, Martin Graham, James made," he continued, noting previously taught systematic Lacroix, Monika Lahiri, Christine Namara, Tricia McNamara, Andrea Greatorex, Chad Grimsaw, Dawn the difficulties in having an theology at the University of Lalor, Andrea Lamarine, Renee McNiff, David McSweeney, Gre­ Guerriero, Laura Gunther, John acting VP A A make these deci­ St. Thomas Aquinas in Rome. Latulippe, Tamara Lebedevitch, gory Metfooney, Carissa Metta, Halloran, Jeanne Handy, Ann sions. Among the policies to Fr. Hennessey is a member of Maggie Ledgcrwood, Kathleen Amssa Misunas, Sarah Moffitt, Hannanm Matt Hanvey, David be decided in the upcoming the Providence College Corpo­ Ley,Susan Limoncelli, Ann Losty, Alyson Molloy, Ellen Monson, Harvey, Karen Healy, Kara year are those affecting the Richard Lowther, Lynn Lutendcr, Douglas Morgan, Jim Mossey, Hemingway, Laura Higginbot- ration. Lauren MacDonough, David Ma­ Maureen Moynagh, Mary Mullane, ton, Jennifer Hill, Tom Hjorth, direction of the college, hiring [President Cunningham honey, Paul Mandeville, Richard Cynthia Mulligan, Carolyn K.Jill Huban, Micheal Hurley, practices, and other financial could not be reached for com­ Mariani, Heather Marino, Kather­ Murchie, Allison Murphy, Eric Jeannine lodice, Joanne Jeresaty, matters. ment, as he was a way from the ine Marlowe, Carol Marsh, Helene Murphy, Lee Murray, Timothy Eileen Jones, John Ransom, Julie college at the time of writing]. Marsh, Alicia Martin, Jennifer Mar­ Musonc, Anthony Meyers, Marga­ co n tin u ed o n page 4

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Sexual Assault: A Concern For All A Statewide Task Force Studies R.I. Campuses through a variety of sources - PC student Ann Gibbons, '92. judicial hearings. Some col­ and university representatives by Jacqueline Kiernan to get to know one another, Student Development Center, The Task Force has held leges, because of legal concerns, Residence, and most recently MacKay monthly meetings and estab­ which has provided opportu­ Dean of the Student Development refuse to hear cases involving the program sponsored by the lished subcommittees which sexual assault unless students nities for cooperation and col­ Center laboration in addressing cam­ Standing Committee on Alco­ met in addition to regular report to the police as well. hol. Some of the workshop I would like to share with monthly sessions to develop Unfortunately, since most stu­ pus sexual assault. Because of the efforts of the Task Force, topics include: 1) "Sexual As­ you a summary of the work of recommendations in the fol­ dents refuse to report the crime, sault-Reducing the Risk" 2) "Is a statewide commission which lowing areas: comprehensive no disciplinary steps are taken each campus will now be work­ ing from a unified vision to it Seduction or Rape?" 3) has been addressing the issue educational programsconcem- on these campuses. On the "Crossed Signals ana Mixed of sexual assault on college ing acquaintance and stranger other extreme, some campuses reduce incidents of sexual as­ sault on campus. Messages" 4) "Violence in campuses. I also offer informa­ rape; tne role of alcohol in sex­ have such sophisticated sys- Dating- An Interactive Educa­ tion concerning the role of the ual assault cases; procedures An important aspect of my involvement with the com­ tional Forum." Representatives Student Development Ccenter for reporting and investigating of the Rape Crisis Center have in the areas of victim assistance incidents of campus rape; serv­ mision has been the opportu­ nity to network and gain a been invited regularly to make and prevention/education. ices for victims; and campus The Student presentations. Also, informa­ The Rhode Island Advisory security measures. working relationship with key Development committee resource personnel, tion about support services is Commision on Women, in re­ Guest speakers also at­ always shared at the conclu­ sponse to an increase in sexual tended these monthly meetings i.e. the legal advocate for Rape Center is di­ Crisis and a female "sex crimes" sion of all SDC sponsored pro­ assaults on campus at local and to present to the Task Force grams. Complimentary key national levels, established a pertinent information on those rectly involved detective employed by the Providence Police Department. chains with the Providence state wide Task Force on Sexual issues that have an impact on Police telephone number and Assault on Campuses in Janu­ campusprogramsand policies, with assisting I take a proactive approach in connecting students wi th these the Rape Crisis telephone ary of 1991. Since national such as confidentiality issues, number are regularly distrib­ studies show that about 90% of the campus disciplinary proc­ victims and resources. The Student Development uted tostudentsby the Student all rapes on campus are by ess, and police response to promoting edu­ Development Center. acquaintances, the committee campus sexual assault. Center isdirectly involved with assisting victims and promot­ In the area of training, we focused most of its attention on In late Spring 1992, the Task cational pro­ have made significant progress. "acquaintance rape" issues. Force will bring together the ing educational programs. grams. Although we may make rec­ Last December, the Vice Presi­ Since then the 22-member major administrators from all dent for Student Services asked Task Force, comprised of ad­ Rhode Island campuses, as well ommendations, we are not responsible for nor do we have me to chair an ad hoc commit­ ministrative and student rep­ as other campus personnel, to tee designed to set up a train­ resentatives from Rhode Island highlight its findings and rec­ terns that they interfere with power to make policy. criminal proceedings. Al­ Last year, Fr. McPhail ing program for key personnel campuses, as well as profes­ ommendations. The only area working with victims of sexual sionals from key community in which the commision felt it though we mad e no recommen­ chaired a working committee dations, we do feel it important which recommended internal assault. In late January, a gen­ organizations, has met to de­ could not make recommenda­ eral information session was velop a statewide report out­ tions pertained to the college for colleges to have open dis­ guidelines and procedures for cussions and dialogue about responding to victims of sex­ held for Hall Directors, E.M.T.s lining policy recommendations disciplinary process. Cur­ and Security Supervisors. In- for Rhode Island campuses. I rently, debate is taking place at this issue. ual assault. Education and The Task Force also pro­ have served on the commision local and national levels con­ revention programs have continued on page 4 from the beginning along with cerning the role of campus vided a mechanism for college een regularly presented

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Senior Giving Program A Success Sexual Assault on College Campuses continued from page 3 service, and prevention strate­ Despite Difficult Financial Times orientation schedule. Last gies. tensive follow-up sessions were October, Fr. McPhail and I at­ 3. ) We need to explore ways of conducted for each group. A tended the First National Con­ empowering women to feel continued from page 2 David Steinthal, Ann Marie ference on Sexual Assault and Stephan, Elizabeth Straac, Timo­ paid consultant, Jackie Kikuchi, comfortable reporting inci­ Raney, Jill Rennie, Marisa Ricci, Coordinator of Education and College Campuses. We had an dents of rape to the police. This Ellen Richardson, Danielle Rivard, thy Sullivan, George Sweeney, Darren Sylvia, KimberleC Training for the Rhode Island opportunity to learn from m is a national challenge, since Erin Roach, Lorranie Roberts, Fe­ other colleges as well as to licia Rodriguez, Amy Rooney, Tebbens, Kristen Teehan, Jennifer Rape Crisis Center, was statistics show that only 1 out Christine Rose, Alisa Ruggieri, Thebeige, Deborah Thomson, brought in to facilitate the reaffirm what steps we have of 10 rapes are reported. Joseph Santos, Tracy Sauvignc, Shane Todd, Kim Toman, Steven majority of the sessions. A to­ already taken. 4. ) We need clearly defined Marybeth Scauvigne, Marybeth Torres, JenniferTownend, Michael Finally, it is important to Tripoli, CarolTrocciala, Lori Uguc- tal of 18 hours of training has written policy statements. Fr. Scavone, Karen Scholz, Michael been provided for key person­ recognize that rape is simply McPhail has begun the process Shea, Barbara Sheehan, Kathleen cioni, Timothy Vaccarino, Kira not a women's issue nor is Sheehy, Martha Sheridan, Michael Vath, Ed Vinski, Kerry Walsh, Kev- nel. Training sessions will of setting up internal guide­ inWhite, Mauray Whitehead, continue to be offered in the sexual assault just a student lines for student affairs profes­ Sieland, Claudine Siigant, Lyn affairs issue. All of us-adm in­ Skala, Jennifer Smith, David Soli- Michael Williams, Stephen fall of '93. sionals responding to victims. n, Lynn Sosnosky, John Stables, Woodside, Kerry Zembko, Derrick Over the past few years istrators, faculty, and students The next step is for the college Gurie Stanley, Maureen Starkey, Ziemba, Catherine Zotter. counselors have fine-tuned - need to come together on this to support nis pro-active ap­ their skills by participating in topic. Some of the ways we proach by providing college professional development might do this include: wide policy statements. The workshopss which focus on 1. ) A statement from the chief report of tne Women's Advi­ Vice President victim assistance. When work­ officer of the college concern­ sory Commission can serve as ing with victims we help them ing non-acceptable standards a blueprint for this process. Of Student Services to seek medical assistance and of behavior at PC. A strong 5. ) Students need to recognize refer them to the RIRape Crisis stand needs to be taken against the correlation between alco­ Addresses Sensitive Rumor Center. We help them to seek all types of violence and hatred hol and drug use and sexual including physical assault, judicial bulletin board in the out all options - we encourage assault. A recent survey indi­ I have been made aware of a sexual assault, sexual harass­ cated that "about 75% of the rumor which is presently cir­ Slavin Center. Moreover, the them to report to the police, meet with the legal advocate ment, racial harassment, and men and at least 55% of the culating on campus: a male college is no t a wareof any other gay bashing. Condemning the case which involvesor pertains for Rape Crisis and speak with women involved in acquian- student commi tied a rape and/ V.P. for Student Services con­ act sends a message to the tance rape had been drinking or sexual assault upon another to sexual assault or rape. victim that "we support you!" I urge that if you have any cerning actions the college or taking drugs just before the Providence College student. might take. It also lets potential offenders attack." LET ME STRESS: THIS RU­ questions or concerns about this know that "we will not tolerate case to see me. I am most avail­ The college is looking for There are many more ave­ MOR IS FALSE AND UN­ you!' nues for prevention and heal- TRUE. NO STUDENT HAS able to meet with you to dis­ more ways to effectively ad­ dress the issue of sexual as­ 2. ) The Cowl can have a power­ ingwhichcanbeexplored. The BEEN CONVICTED OF RAPE cuss or answer any questions ful impact by reporting and AND/OR SEXUAL ASSAULT you might have about this sault. An informational bro­ Student Development Center chure is planned to be ready highlighting information dis­ is committed to providing UPON A PROVIDENCE COL­ matter. My office is in the cussed at workshops address­ Salvin Center, Room 302. I am for September. The topic is on support for victims, as well as LEGE STUDENT OR NON ing sexual assault, support to promote education and pre- PROVIDENCE COLLEGE specifically available for this the agenda during the summer vention programs. PERSON. purpose this Monday after­ The college did conduct a noon, 27 April, between the judicial-disciplinary hearing at hours of 2:00 and 4:00 p.m. Grotto Mass which a student was found Thank you for giving me this guilty of sexual misconduct. opportunity to respond to such This decision was posted for a serious and very unfortunate Sunday May 3rd at 1 1 :3 0 a.m . over six weeks on the college's rumor. \ ------J) Free Food and Music Provided By WDOM

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Dear Editor: eryone on this campus is en­ assumed thatstudents willauto- of issues that concern them. fice's mission is the advocacy This revised, collaborative titled to his or her own values matically know that the college We urge the administration to of multicultural students as statement stems from our con­ regarding race, although they supports their concerns. hire a person of color on a per­ well as issues that challenge cerns over issues of verbal and do not have the right to violate Before issues arise and col­ manent basis to work in the the affirmative action mission physical attacks which have the values of others. There­ lege support is questioned it Admissions Office as we con­ of the college. Students can occurred on the Providence fore, a focus on the behavior will be especially important to tinue to vigorously and ag­ make it unpopular among their College campus—more specifi­ when an incident occurs is communicate with tangible ex­ gressively recruit minority peers to use racial or sexual cally, the physical attack which necessary. amples. The Dean of Minority students. epithetsincasual conversation. involved Clevie Mandiville on If there is a delay before the Student Affairs will implement To the faculty: Students can show disap­ the morning of March 22nd. administration speaks out on thisrecommendation within the Each faculty member proval when their guests or We, too, appreciate the very any volatile, emotional issue, Office of Minority Student Af­ should create and maintain fellow students demonstrate firm statement Father Cunning­ it takes the form of a defensive fairs. Once the punishment for within his/her classroom an potentially violent behavior. ham prepared and sent to the mode that, however well-in­ sexual assaul t, racial harassment environment conducive to the They should be reminded that Providence College Communi ty tentioned, is less effective. It is and o ther of fen ses is establ i shed, building of positive, multic­ they are, indeed responsible and T h e C o w l. We are, however, important not only that all ef­ speedy action should be taken. ultural relations. Majority stu­ for their guests' behavior as compelled to add our concerns. forts to raise consciousness re­ Delay can easily construe a less dents will follow the lead of well as their own. When stu­ Although the alleged incident garding race occur, but that than serious stance on very seri­ what they perceive as appro­ dents bringguests who are po­ involving Clevie Mandiville was the possibility of appreciation ous student safety issues. priate and/or acceptable be­ tentially dangerous to the not racially motivated, it can be for differences take the place There is also a need for regu­ havior. As faculty and ad­ welfare of the student body, described as racially escalated. of tolerance. lar communication with stu­ ministrators model the ac­ they become accessories to The incident, regardless of the Regardless of the outcome dents. Regular communication cepted race relations on cam­ compromising the safety and particular circumstances, high­ of this most recent incident, will allow the administration to pus, minority students will well-being of fellow class­ lights the underlying problem good and open communica­ leam at the onset what the con- know what the college truly mates. Students can and that is faced throughout the tion is necessary. Without it, cernsareamongst students. The stands for. It is important to should come forward when country on the issue of racism. the issue is not going to disap­ Office of Minority Student Af­ breathe life into written mis­ they have witnessedan act of We must not deny that racism pear regardless of the actions fairs will resume the Forum '91 sion statements. Actualized violence. We are willing to does exist at Providence College of the administration. Itisim- concept on a regular basis. The mission statements send more assist i n wha te ver ways we can in various forms. How it is perativethatspecificgoalsand Forum will give vent to col­ dynamic and effective mes­ to ameliorate race relations on addressed is crucial. strategies be developed to cope leagues. It will also permit sages to students. the campus of Providence When incidents of racism oc­ with issues to raise conscious­ minority students to come to­ To the Students: College. cur, it is imperative that the ad­ ness wherever possible, and to gether informally. This office Students should report in­ ministration come forth expedi­ work collaboratively to help recognizes that students of ra­ cidents of racial harassment, Wilesse A. Comissiong tiously with a positive response to prevent further incidents. cial and ethnic minorities do not racial violence or potentially Dean of Minority Student Af­ to thebehavior. The focus on the We offer the following recom­ see each other as often as they threatening behavior exhib­ fairs behavior is significant for sev­ mendations to improve sup­ would like. A monthly Forum ited on campus. The Office of Robert H. Hamlin eral reasons. It makes no pre­ port for minority students. will permit them more frequent Minority Student Affairs Directorof Martin Luther King judgement on the individual To the Office of the Presi­ access to one another. The Of­ should be notified regarding Program circumstances when a racial dent and Vice Presidents: fice of Minority Student Affairs incidents of both racial har­ Wanda Ingram incident occurs; for example, There is a need for a pro-ac­ will increase itscontact with stu­ assment and sexual harass­ Assistant Dean of Under­ asking who is to blame, etc. It tive and speedy responses to dents via an office newsletter as ment because this office serves graduate Studies also reinforces the fact that ev­ student concerns. It cannot be a method of informing students as the Affirmative Action Of­ Incorrect Kudos to the 1991-1992 The C o w l Staff "Promotion" Dear Editors: Editorial Editor Anne M. Lee, admire all C o w l staffmembers. have our diverse opinions pub­ Asa student attired in knick­ the 1991-1992 editions of T h e I wish to offer a special thank lished. Dear Editor, ers, along with President John C o w l are the best of all. Kudos you to Ms. Carson and Ms. Lee Please inform your read­ I sincerely hope that all the F. Cunningham, O.P. many to Ms. Carson for taking heart for editing and publishing my '92 C o w l graduates obtain gain­ ers that my 3 April letter to you years ago (33 more and I'll be and apologizing for the April letters to the editor. I have purposely made NO mention of ful employment in the future. I 100) at St. Pius V school, I can 2nd issue publication of the reat admiration for Assistant wish them all good 1 uck in their my administrative rank. As such, remember reading some of the "Grey Poupon" comic. No ditorials Editor Kevin Mul- your "promoting" me to the rank endeavors and good health. I early editions of T h e C o w l. In sarcasm intended, but it did glaney for ha ving the courage to of Dean of Undergraduate Stud­ will remember all of you in my my opinion, and under the spark rebuffs from members of express his "revolutionary daily prayers. ies came as a double surprise. direction of T h e C o w l Editor- tne PC community who came thoughts." America wouldn't Most Sincerely, Sincerely, in-Chief Colleen Carson and out of the "woodwork." I beworthlivinginifwecouldn't Russell P. Demoe '73 Joseph A. Gemma Assistant Dean of Undergradu­ ate Studies The Victim Advertisement from the Editorial Policy Student Development Center I. Commentary articles and Let­ ters to the Editor are welcome On behalf of T h e C o w l staff, we from any member of the PC stu­ would like to apologize for any trivi- dent body, faculty and admini­ alization of victimization we may have Victim ized? stration. 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neither side will be totally ap- sirable situation. Isn't it as tions? Why can't pro-choice like to see abortion remain legal by Jennifer E. MacCallum eased with possible outcomes. important not to have women groups create programs which if, among other things, the Editorials Editor look at the two sides and I see not become victims to the abor­ positively prevent a woman mother's health is in jeopardy, With the arrival of warmer twoF of the most powerful lobby­ tion process as it is to give from getting an abortion? the baby is mal formed or, most weather, the showdown be­ ist groups in our country. As women a choice? Finally, don't On the other side of the coin, importantly, the woman has tween pro-life and pro-choice long as abortion is either legally pro-choice groups mislead in pro-lifegroupsclaim that among been raped. With the latter activists returns to the fore­ or illegally available, abortion their quest for choice by not ad­ other things, the unborn child issue, rape, what will decide if front of the American media. activist groups will be protest­ dressing the fact that although has a fundamental right to life. an attack is rape? Will the In a utopian world there ing to change the laws. That may or may not be woman who has been raped would never be any un­ Idealistically, I wish that true. However, what have to go on trial to prove she' wanted pregnancies and the these two groups would In many media re­ about all the children has been raped? Also, what of American public would be put their vast financial en­ who are already living the possibility that the trial may spared from having abortion dowments and their in­ ports, activitists from and struggle with day beheld after the baby has been as a major issue on the politi­ tricate, well-organized to day existence because bom? These are all scenarios cal agenda. members to better use. both sides of the is­ of a number of social that our lawmakers have to We all know that the world If the pro-choice conditions, such as lack think of. isn't even near to being uto­ groups are so concerned sue plead with the of daily nutrition, lack Abortion isn't the only pian and that our society must with the right women American public to of shelter and lack of important issue affecting deal with the issue of abor­ have to "ending an un­ love. These children are women, families and society. tion. In many media reports, wanted pregnancy," why take a decisive stand already living, Education, health care, mater­ activists from both sides of don't they put their re­ shouldn't pro-life nal leave programs, and so­ the issue plead with the sources towards such on one or the other groups assist in cam­ cialized day care arc all issues American public to take a causes as sex education, paigns to end child suf­ that are directly and indirectly decisive stand on one or the better birth control meth­ side of the issue. fering? Also, why aren't related to the catalyst of abor­ other sides of the issue. Un­ ods or campaigns for Unfortunately, I, like there more individual­ tion. Where arc the activists fortunately, I, like many abstinence. Often in news ized programs to help fighting to keep a high school Americans, am unable to take reports, an abortion is not many Americans, am women, who were con­ student in school by taunting a solid stance on this issue. 1 really shown to be as templating abortion, morally demeaning chants? know how I would act if I much of a surgical and unable to take a solid throughout their preg­ Where arc the people stopping were ever in a situation in emotional risk as it is. In nancy. These programs children and adults from pur­ which abortion may be one of this malpractice suit mad stance on this issue. might include counsel­ chasing illegal substances? If the solutions, but I do not feel world, you have to sign ing both before and af­ only pcoplecould takeup these that I should dictate my per­ disclaimers for practi- ter the birth, the oppor­ and other issues important to sonal morals upon other callyanymedicalprocedure. The a woman may end an unwanted tunity for women (especially our society. women. abortion process is minor sur­ pregnancy, she will never (thus unwed mothers) women to live No woman should have to I have a problem with both gery, but a woman can die from far) be able to rid herself of with volunteer host families go through the procedure of the pro-life and pro-choice complications. Also, it's not as sexually transmitted disease throughout her pregnancy, fi­ abortion. One day, 1 hope that groups. Whateverdecision(s) though every woman wants to thatisaconsequenceof (wanted nancial support, etc. the choice to have or not to are made by individual States have an abortion to end an unde­ and unwanted) sexual rela­ Presently, many would only have an abortion will never or our national government, have to be made.

T he C ow l WE ARE PC! Established 1935 by Lisa Carroll What the administration actually come out and state USPS136-260 Asst. Editorials Editor seemingly fails to recognize is that rapes do not occur on that we are PC. Without its stu­ thiscampus; however, that is Editor-in-Chief...... „. Patricia E. Connolly '93 dents, PC would be non-exis­ the the essence of the letter. M anaging Editor.—„------Mark R. Slicer '93 How easy it is for us to close tent. So then why, when we can How anyone can even come Editorial Editor-...... Jennifer E. MacCallum '93 our eyes to the realities that face see what is happening, do they this close to saying that rapes Asst. Editorial Editor...... Lisa Carroll '93 useveryday. I know it's hard to treat us like imbeciles who have do not occur on this campus Asst. Editorial Editor------Sean Skenyon '93 admit it when there are inevita­ no reason to doubt what they is beyond me. How is it that N ew s Editor...... Kathym R. M alloy '93 bly events taking place in your say? Did they think that we the latest statistics show that Asst. N ew s Editor...... Jennifer Brinkman '93 own back yard. I realize that would forever justheed the word 1 out of every 4 females will AssL N ew s Editor...... Maureen Marro '93 it's much less difficult to ignore of the administrators, regardless be sexually assaulted in their A & E Editor...... Michael Saucier '93 a problem that to combat it of what our experiences dictate, lifetime, and i t never happens Asst. A & E Editor-...... Theresa Brophy '93 straight on. But, inevitably there just because they are the "higher- atPC? Evidently, it's because Asst. A & E Editor...... Kenneth Cornwell '93 comes a time when your eyes ups?" Well, they hoped to do here it's not called rape, it's Features Editor...... Brian Cappello '93 are forced open because the this, anyway. And for a long called "sexual misconduct." Asst. Features Editor------N oelle Cusack '94 neglected problem has moved time, we were the model PC The question remains then, Asst. Features Editor------... W illiam Fennell '93 from the back door right into students, meaning, we unques­ how far will the administra­ Features Writer— ...... - ..... Kristen Gariepy '95 your living room. Thistimehas tionably accepted what they told tion go to keep things from Features Writer...... — Stacey O'Keefe '94 come for PC. us. But no longer. us? There is no violence. Sports Editor.....— — John Raposo '93 This movement is usually We can no longer give in to There is no racial tension. Civ Asst. Sports Editor------.... Steve McCorry '93 caused by a catalyst, giving it a believing the ambiguous words is fine the way it is. Rapes do Asst. Sports Editor— ...... Julie Carroll '93 little push out into the open. of the administration. Case in not occur. Homosexuals do Sports Interviewer...... Ted Hazard '94 Well, PC isn't getting a little point: the letter we all received not attend PC. How much Sports Writer------— James H effley '93 push, it's getting a huge shove. from Fr. McPhail on Monday, longer will they try to cover Sports Writer------— Matthew Mlodzinski '94 On Monday night, there was a the same day as the march, up the very real problems Sports Writer------Michael Randolph '93 march and vigil protesting the appropriately enough. The facing the PC community? Graphics Editor------Robert C onnolly '93 violent acts occuring on and wording of this letter was very How long will they deny our Graphics Editor.------Peter Kalill '95 around campus. Close to two careful. It denied the rumour of reality for the sake of the "PC Copy Editor...... — ___ Tracy Allocco ^3 hundred members of the PC a rape on campus as absolutely image"? AssL Copy Editor------Jennifer Cunnane *93 community attended to voice "false and untrue." It was not a 1 don't think the admini­ AssL Copy Editor.....— —— Jennifer Sinclair *93 their concerns and frustrations rape, it was "sexual miscon­ stration realizes how fright­ Congress CorrespondenL... Maureen Montegari '93 about the problems at PC. duct." What is sexual miscon­ ening it is to experience these Congress CorrespondenL-. Alana Tarro '93 Speaker after speaker, students duct, you might ask? We still thingsand to then be ignored. Congress CorrespondenL— Patrick Egan *93 and faculty alike, called upon don't know. The letter was also So, if you did not hear the BOP CorrespondenL— __ Tim othy Ridge ^3 the administration to stop ig­ very careful in saying that "no pleas on Monday night, hear BOP Correspondent------Kathryn Parrella '94 noring the violence and crimi­ student has been convicted of it now. Stop shutting your BOP Correspondent™ — Kerry M cDonough '94 nal acts that are realities. The rape and/or sexual assault upon eyes to us. We are here, will­ Advertising Manager------M atthew Formicola *93 overall message was, "Stop a PC student or non PC person." ing and eager to listen as well Advertising Manager...— . Christine Rossi '94 ignoring us." Very tricky. The letter doesn't as be heard. Circulation Manager------Mary Joan Sheridan '95 Photography Editor—------Dina Asteriades ^4 R oving Photographer—...... David Argitis '93 Roving Photographer.....— Richard Guamaccia '93 Moderator...... Fr. Mark N ow el, O.P. Subscription Rate $15.00 per year by mail-Student subscription included in Tuition fee. Published each week of school during the academic year and one summer edition in June by Provi­ dence College, River Ave. and Eaton Street, Providence, RI 02918. Second Class Postage paid at Providence, RI Slavin Center P.O. 2918, 865-2214. Tne views of T h e C o w l do not necessarily represent the views of Providence College. Post­ master send address changes to T h e C o w l as above. Special Thanks to Volunteers! CIV ers/participants for on and off-campus teer Banquet held this past Monday, the by Charlene Blanchette classes. Volunteers for these commit­ Canned Good Drive,the Elderly Din­ Pastoral Council President______tees alone total over 200 people. ner, 100 Easter baskets for area children, BREAK Somehow second semester has come Publicity and Receptionists: These vol­ and although it has not happenedyet, I to an end and I find myself writing for unteers worked hard to keep everyone am sure GROTTO MASS thisSUNDAY, the last issue of The Cowl. At this time I informed, whether in the office, the MAY 2nd, at 11:30 a.m. will be as great MAY 4 would like to thank all students, faculty, Chaplain's office, or on the campus. as the one held in the fall. (Hopefully staff, and Administration members for Thanks for your cooperation in times of without the rain!) RAYMOND their volunteer work, donations, and paper and supply shortages! Spiritual Life: This is a newly organ­ dedication to the events of Pastoral Fundraising: This committee was chal­ ized committee which will work with CAFETERIA Council. It has been a terrific year and lenged this year to organize fundraisers the Chaplains to plan retreats, hold re­ without you, we would not have been for both the Council and Covenant flection days, engaginginfaith sharing, so successful. House. While making donations to hold workshops, etc. There are lots of 9:00 p.m.- Due to the budget crisis, we started Covenant House, this crew also spon­ new ideas! the year very concerned about our abil­ sored events such as December's pic­ There have also been many enthusi­ ity to carry out all events, given the tures with Santa. astic volunteers for various activities 12:00 a.m. budget crisis,but found with more "peo- Music M inistry and Lectors: Always through Smith Hill Center. The oppor­ plepower" and aid from the Chaplain's an important addition to the Masses on tunities have been plentiful and we are Office, we were able to do nearly every­ campus, they have increased in number looking forward to being in even closer Don't let thing that has been done in past years. this year. Music Ministry also enhanced touch with the Smith Hill neighborhood The Council even expanded, with the special events like the Parents' Week­ next year. A neighborhood clean-up, addition of the Aids Awareness and end Mass and Grotto Mass. bake sales for the Smith Hill Singers and CIV get Best Buddies committees. New events MS Swimming and Special O lympics: clothing and food distribution are just a were also sponsored, for example, the Volunteers have made meaningful com­ fraction of the interactions PC has had you down! benefit basketball game between the mitments and friendships in assisting with Smith Hill. Thank you especially senior members of the men's Friar bas­ multiple sclerosis swimmers in and plan­ to Lynn Zagoudis-Eastridge for her ketball team and the R.I. Rhode Run­ ning large events like Cross Country coordination and information! ners. The game was held last week in and Basketball for RI's Special Olympi­ Before I sign off, I would like to thank FREE Alumni Hall and raised over$125.00 for ans. this year's officers and chairpeople for the Rhode Runners. Social Action a nd H abitat for H uman­ helping make this year so productive The other twelve committees of the FOOD ity: So many people have received and enjoyable. Sr. Annette Desmarais Council were not inactive either. 1 would benefits from these social outreach ac­ and Fr. Adrian Dabash have the Coun­ love to be able to recap all of the events tivities. Tonameafew: McAuleyHouse cil's gratitude for their guidance and WITH of second semester, not to mention first soup kitchen, Metro Arts, weekends dedication. And to Father, we shall semester, but we all have enough read­ spent refurbishing homes for the poor, miss you in that sunny little office!!! ing to do during this time of the year. Appalachia trip over Spring Break '92 Now that I have run over my allotted PC ID! So, I will be brief. and afterschool care for Smith Hill kids. space andl am late for class, GOOD Adult Literacy, CCD, ESL, and T utor­ Special Events: This committee is re­ LUCK ON FINALS EVERYONE AND ing: All had dedicated weekly teach­ sponsible for the success of the Volun­ HAVE A GREAT SUMMER! I'll be back!! Commencement 1992 Tuesday. May 12th Wednesday. May 13th Thursday. May 14th TOTE ALICEA CKUIS'E fOKM AL UiKKiLK Where: Block Island Sound (DAK(PE Buses. Lgflve; CLAMBAKE Where: The Newport Yachting Center Where: The Copley Marriott, Boston 5:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. from When; Cocktail Hour 7:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dore Lot Buses Leave: Dinner 8:00 p.m. 3:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. from Dore Lot Dancing 9:00 p jn.-l:00 a.m. Drinks: Mixed Drinks...$3.75 •Wristbands MUST be worn • The wristbands worn at the cruise must be Wine...$3.25 to get onto a bus (for Tuesday worn to get on the buses Domestic Beer..33.75 and Wednesday) Imported Beer...$4.00 • NO ONE will be allowed into the clam­ Entertainment; "New Star" • NO ONE will be allowed bake unless they step off a bus Buses: Leave from Dore Lot on Thursday on the boat, unless they step One at 1:00 p.m. Food: Lobster, chowder, com on the cob, and One at 6:00 p.m. off the bus more! Drink: Wine or bottled beer...$2.00 Food: MUNCHIES! Soda is complimentary s l i u t s E o w Drink: Beer...$lJ25 Entertainment: DJ and Kareoke Where: The Copley Marriott, Boston Entertainment: PI Continental Breakfast; 9-30 p.m.-i0:30 p.m. Dress: casual, warm, Hawaiian Slideshow: 10:30 p.m.-ll:30 p.m. EEWPOKE CLUB Buses: Three will leave the Marriott at KJQOLT 1:00 p.m. to return to PC • This event is optional and buses will leave for PC at 9:00 p.m. for anyone who does not wish to stay in Newport • A list and map o f clubs participating in "PC N ight in Newport" w ill be distributed at the Clambake • 9 2 • Your blue wristband w ill b e your adm ission • Buses will leave at midnight and if you miss the bus •92 back, you are on your own!

!Pkase Note: The blue bracekts must be. worn at both the Aloha Cruise and the Clambake! you w ill not be admitted without the vmstband! Any questions, pkase contact any Core member. April 30,1992 Comics T h e C o w l 9 April 30,1992 r 10 The Cowl Arts & Entertainment It’s Almost Supper Time! Alias Stage's Last which is preceded by "Govern­ by James Gras so core elements for the band's Baby Of The Season ment Personnel”, a short little Contributing Y/riter live set list. T esla is sure to ex­ ditty that is quite reminiscent of pand upon this outline when want to give away too much of Nikola Tesla himself would the band's folk roots found in Alias Stage has announced the second leg of the Psychotic this very funny story, but I think be proud of the band that is The Grateful Dead and CCR, that And Baby Makes Seven, by Supper Tour hits Providence Paula Vogel will be presented 1 can safely say that audiences rapidly earning his name the among others. Both tunes are sure on Monday, May 4th. I re­ should expect lots of laughs respect it has long deserved. to re-establish any inquisitive as the final production of the cently had theopportunity to and morethanafewsurprises." Perhaps you have not heard feelings one might have about 1991-92 season. The Rhode speak with Franky Hannon And Baby Makes Seve/t opens that Tesla was the true father of the authority figures within our Island premiere production of (co-guitarist/contributing April 23 and continues through radio, nor might you have country's justice system and its And Baby Makes Seven will be song writer of the band) while May 24. Performances are at 8 heard from this device that the past track record. However, be­ directed by Ronn Smith and the tour was in Cincinnati, pm Thursdays, Fridays, and Sacramento quintetbearinghis fore the anger can really set in, features Karen Jennings who and this is what he had so say Saturdays, and at 7:00 pm name is back on tour in sup­ there is the light-hearted "Had was in this season's The Female about Tesla in concert: "Well Sundays. Tickets for the first port of their latest creation, Enough", and the elegant but Entertainer and TenTiny Finger, basically what Tesla is all four preview performances are Psychotic Supper. After an "un­ powerful "What You Give." This Nine Tiny Toes; Henrik Kro about is performing live. Our $5. Tickets for all other per­ plugged" hiatus and a multi­ lyrical love lesson, which is mann, who was in the Alias records are pretty much live formances are $10, or $7 for platinum recording of this Five woven fills of Frank Hannon, production of Hunting Cock­ recordings of the band, students or senior citizens. For Man Acoustical Jam session, was unfortunately cut short for roaches; and Donna Lubrano, they're not jigsaw puzzles who was Cheryl in last sea­ reservations call 401-831-2919. Tesla has returned, this time that are pieced together. So with plug in socket. son's The Bride of Olneyville A special benefit performance the live show is basically for Sojourner House will be Psychotic Supper, the bands Psychotic Sup­ Square. similar to our records, but presented on Sunday, May 3 at fourth album (third studio re­ “And Baby Makes Seven is a the records have never really 2 pm. Benefit tickets are $20 lease), is the result of a most per is a hard to comedy about an over-ex­ captured the energy that we and can be purchased by call­ sincere effort placed under the tended family," says Smith. categorize, but have live, so it's a high en­ ing (401) 431-1871. Alias Stage "psychotic" amounts of pres­ "It's about how many of us ergy rock-n-roll show. And is located in the old Atlantic sure the band exerted upon magnificent create alternative families— it's a dynamic show, because Mills, 120 Manton Avenue, itself during the making of the either real or imaginary—for piece of guitar- we play our music, we're ourselves, and what happens Olneyville section of Provi­ album. As for the rest of the not.... a poser band! And so title, well, that came about as a based, rhythm­ when the two come into direct dence. there's dynamics in the contact with each other. I don't result of an exceptionally high pounding, me­ show....it comes down briefly strung and intense atmosphere for about four or five acoustic surrounding one of the band's lodic-sounding, songs...and then we pick it dinners while recording the straight-from- back up with "Before My album. Nonetheless, Psychotic Eyes", a song off our first rec­ Congratulations to Supper is a superb effort which the -heart rock- ord which is really dreamy is most certain to reap the plati­ and spacey. And we have num success of its three prede­ n-roll, that will Howard Underlighter, who Brian Shilale '93 cessors (Mechanical Resonance, take you any­ is our lighting director. He's The Great Radio Controversy and not just a lighting director, New General Manager FiveMan Acoustical Jam [Geffen where you but a lighting artist, so the Records]). please. light show will be really ar­ of WDOM Supper kicks off with three tistic." hard hitting rockers, including [l take it that the format of the lyrical potent "Man Out of the sake of radio airplay, but does the show will be: Electric/ Time”, "Edison's remain in its entirety on the on Acoustic/Electric?] Medicine",before slowing the album. Supper continues to "Yes. We bring it down for "Bum This" down to what may very likely ascend from its darkened abyss about a half hour or so, and Trinity Repertory Company grieving dancer and the vio­ be the band's greatest master­ with such uplifting songsas "Stir then we pick it back up.... I do invites you to a Special College lent stranger who bursts into piece in "Song and Emotion." It Up" and the high-flying "Toke another acoustic guitar solo Matinee of Lansford Wilson's her life like a flash fire. This eight and a half minute, About It," a blues party tune that by myself, and then we re­ "Bum This" on Saturday, May For more information, feel true-to-life tale of a guitarist on is guaranteed to "loosen up" any ally drive it on home for the 30th at 2:00 p.m. The matinee is open to talk to Suzanne in the his descent from the top of joy-kill. last four or five songs. For the Theater Department. Be sure Rock-n-Roll superstardom is a All in all. Psychotic Supper is a encore, depending on what $12 which is less than the nor­ to call the theater office May by tribute to the late Steve Clark, hard to categorize, but magnifi­ mood we're in, we run mal student rate. "Bum This" 17th. ex-Def Leppard axeman, with cent piece of guitar-based, through some of our favorite is a riveting story of the un­ likely relationship between a whom Tesla established a good rhythm-pounding, melodic- songs where we kind of let friendship while on tour with sounding, straight-from-the- the audience know what the band back in '88. The al­ heart rock-n-roll, that will take music turned us on as bum then proceeds to its main you anywhere you please. fans...we might bust into a course with the thought pro­ While the current album will different type of cover tune." voking "Freedom Slaves," undoubtedly be providing the No frills, just thrills! 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3.A dressing table. that every college student can Spring Concert by Michael Saucier, Theresa The three definitions are all identify with; no one left V a n i­ Brophy, and Ken Cornwell played out through the trac­ tie s without having been struck A & E Editors ing of three friends who make by at least one thing that made the usual, empty adolescent them think. It is the quintessen­ Talk about ambition?! Dana pledge to each other that they tial play for college students Williams, a junior theatre major, will "stick together forever." because it allows us to see a little funded, coordinated and directed The entire play mirrors real- of how we were in our past, how a play called V a n iti e s , written by we think now and the way it Jack Heifner. The Last Resort may be for us in the future. hosted this second, successful, The three friends in V a n itie s self-initiated production of the se­ It allows us are played by three juniors: Beth mester. The first of these projects to see a little Mullins, Karen Palmieri and was Rorschach Theatre's F a ir Jody Torrisi. The characters W eather Therapy, another student- of how we were readily believable and had initiated piece, which was di­ a strong command of their The Providence College carts as props. rected by Tracy Newman. Self- were in our southern accents throughout the Dance Company will present In addition, faculty chore­ initiated student productions play. The three juniors had no its spring concert on Thurs­ ographer Wendy Oliver will have been a well-received addi­ past, how difficulty in changing gears from day, April 30 and Friday, May present "Water Weave," an tion to the PC campus, andthanks playing ditsy teenagers in the 1 at 8 pm in the Blackfriar's abstract dance to the music of to students like Dana Williams, we think first scene to playing mature, Theatre on the PC campus. The Steven Reich, and "School the future of campus theatre now and the more sophisticated adults in the student company will perform Days," a lighthearted look at remains limitless. last scene. works choreographed by fac­ studenthood. "School Days" ulty, students and guest artist uses excerpts from actual lec­ So what exactly does "vanity" way it may Overall, V a n iti e s strikes the Debra Meunier. Meunier is tures at Providence College as mean anyway? The V a n iti e s pro­ head and the heart with full gram listed three definitions be for us in force. Bar-goers, TV watchers, the Artistic Director of the lo­ sound accompaniment, in­ which all can be found some­ movie-goers and library-dwell­ cal dance company Fusion- cluding the voices of Sr. Gail Himrod, Deborah Johnson, where in the play: the future. ers may want to think about works, and has had her work 1 .The quality of being personally heading to Last Resort next time performed extensively in this Paul Trainor, Fr. Matthew area. Meunier has been work­ Powell and Carl Baer. Also, vain,excessive prideinone's own ity for most people by virtue as an enlightening alternative appearance, qualities, gifts, etc. and a change of pace-besides, ing all semester with the com­ four works by student chore­ of the way the play portrays pany on two different pieces. ographers will be performed. 2.Emptiness, unreality, sham, time and change during a it's live and it's free. folly, want of real value. "Maitlin Ring" is a lyrical trio Ticket prices are $7.00 for lifetime. V a n iti e s is a play done to the accompaniment of adul ts, $5.00 for senior citizens Balkan Women's chorus m u­ and students and $3.00 for PC sic. "Markets" is a humorous students, and can be reserved dance that uses seven grocery in advance by calling865-2218.

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Features Editor planning to write on the blatant every turn and plenty of dirty be a family atmosphere, there are attraction was a flume ride Have you ever tried to get all uselessness of mathematics af­ dancers to go around. This place an awful lot of robberies taking that is not set to open until of your ice cubes out of the bot­ ter the sixth grade. I have since certainly doesn't seem to fit into place at Disney. Not only must late summer. 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Haveyoueverwalked sen to write on my recent family Epcot Center - Most of the at­ water park, Typhoon Lagoon, is least according to our all­ around Lot D trying to remem­ trip to Disney World (please try tractions are so fascinating that not afraid to not only charge for knowing cab driver). ber where you parked your car? to control your excitement). you almost (but not quite) forget admission, but for towel, locker, * Also along that line is the Have you ever found yourself My Disney Adventure began to notice that in one day you've and tube rentals as well. What a "never ending cycle of tour­ running like mad trying to catch at about 4:30 in the morning as I walked the equivalent of a mara­ racket! Barnes & Noble would be ists" phenomenon. Every a look alike of the "Shuttle Bus"? struggled to get up for our early thon. Where else can you go and proud. day of the year, you'll find If you answered "yes" to any or morning flight. say that you dined in France, Miscellaneous - I discovered it's pale-skinned adventurers just all of these questions, chances The Arrival - We survived the Germany, Italy, and Japan all in almost not worth going to Disney checking in, and red-cheeked are that you, too, qualify as a flight and made it to the Polyne- the same week (and without World without little kids. Not tourists checking out. You "Feature Fool" at PC. Your ac­ sianHotel. Luckily, we blended having left the country). only is it great to watch their can also tell the difference tions are the kind that Features right in with the locals as no one Foreign Tourists - Atonepxrint wonderment, but it makes us big between them in that the ones writers dream of. seemed to notice that we were I was surrounded by so many kids look a lot less silly waiting to leaving are usually those al­ I'm not saying that we PC wearing pants and sweatshirts, foreigners thatl honestly thought embark on Dumbo's Flight or Mr ready discussing their next students are all a bunch of idiots and that our complexions were I was at EuroDisney. Don't get Toad's Wild Ride. vacation. They can often be roaming around this campus. as white as Michael Jackson will me wrong - it's not that I don't * One thing that really bugs me heard saying things like, After all, we needed some brains be after a few more skin lighten­ love ’em. As a matter of fact, I about Disney is what I like to call "What do you say kids, to get into PC, right? ing procedures. thought a couple of them were the "never ending cycle of attrac­ should we hit Hawaii next Sometimes it's not our usual The First Day - There's nothing my next door neighbors. It's just tions." Regardless of what point month?" It's really sad to see personality that makes us do like it. The best part of this day that I was so used to hearing for­ in time you go, there will always people hit so hard by the these silly things. I admit that recession. is taunting those whose vaca­ eign tongues I couldn't under­ be an attraction that is expected to lot of the time, people don't real­ tions are over and are leaving * Perhaps the nicest thing ize what they're doing. You ice­ for home. I also enjoyed bask­ about Disney is thatmuch like cube offenders are a prime ex­ ing in the sun while pondering the Elmhurst neighborhood, ample of this theory. I mean, that the fact that just a few hours ago it is one of the safest environ­ ice cube that sticks to the bottom I was back with the saps in New ments in the world. Youcould of the glass is extremely annoy­ England amidst the rain and leave a newborn in a carriage ing, but do you really want to snow. The first active thing we with the sign "Steal Me" on it consume water that sticks to a did was hop on the Monorail, and still not have to worry glass? Think about it. But on the which is certainly no New York about a theft. other hand, when was the last subway, but is almost as safe * On a side note, within my time someone didn't realize that and gets the job done. first two days at Disney, I ran they were dancing like a The Magic Kingdom - For me, into two of PC's finest: Mike Sprocket? I guess the theory goes this once magical place has lost "Skin and Bones" Tarinelli both ways. much of its spark. 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back from a disappointing 22-8 "We came out quickand scored shot on Duffin during the first were able to take 16th ranked Jim Heffley loss against New Hampshire big, which helped to deflate iarter; it was the only goal of UMass to the limit [they lost a Sports Writer on Saturday. Holy Cross. After the first Se half for the Crusaders. close one, 11-9] and if we play The PC Lacrosse team im­ The Friars did not waste quarter, we could do what we Once the defense did their with no mistakes, we can win." proved its record to an even 6- many offensive chances and wanted against them." job, it was up to the Friar of­ 6 with a decisive 16-3 victory came out of the gates fast, scor­ The Friar defense was suc­ fense to take over. Seven Friars over the Holy Cross Crusaders ing the first six goals of the cessful in creating a large buffer scored goals, including Ed yesterday. The win was a good game. "We set the tone of the zone between the Crusader Loiselle, who tallied seven one for the Friars, as they were game early," said co-captain attack and the Friar goalies, Bill times in becoming the school's able to regroup and bounce Brian Kirkwood, who netted Duffin and Rich Dunphy. Holy all-time leading scorer. Other two goals in the first quarter. Cross could only attempt one Friars who scored were junior Danny Bianco (3), who is tied with Loiselle for most points Just Win Baby on the season with 48. Kirk­ Tennis Veterans Continue Tradition of Excellence wood (2), Craig Tuma, Steve that the seniors were here, the the utmost respect for them and Iannuccilli, Alex Vetter and by Matt Mlodzinski team ran up a 83-17 record, in­ I am sad to see them go." Andy Hersom rounded out the Sports Writer cluding three New England As far as returning players scoring for PC. PC's final test of the season Men's tennis coach Carl Championships and four sec­ go, Coach LaBranche expects ond place Big East Tourney big things from sophomores will be this Saturday afternoon LaBranche may have summed at 2:00, when the Friars play up the performance of the 1991- finishes. Jeff Momeau finished Sullivan (22-5) and Tom Noud the year at 27-6 and 89-23 in his (22-5), and Ju niors Rich Wager host to 18th ranked St. John's. 92 installment of the team in "We are pretty optimistic for one word: accomplishment. career. He is ranked 71st na­ (6-4) ahd Diego Ante. John Ed Loiselle became PC's all- The team finished the season at tionally and has a possibility of Casey, who finished the season the game," says Bianco. "We time leading scorer yester- 22-4 overall and 14-2 in the qualifying for the NCAA at 7-0 after transferring from spring season. Some of the Championships. The second Boston College, hopes to help team's victories included their winningest player in PC his­ fill the void left by the depart­ All Sports' Banquet first ever defeat of Brown and a tory, Momeau is also the 6th ing seniors. With the combina­ win over Army, which was then ranked player in the East. tion of returned and new re­ Major Award Winners ranked #9 in the East. The PC Mike Gagliardi finished his cruits, the outlook for next year men are presently ranked #9 in career at 94-38 (19-12 this year), is very optimistic. "Don't cry GERALDINE Female Athlete of the Year for the East, and with a 5-4 victory making him the all-time win­ for PC tennis," said LaBranche. HENDRICKEN Individual Sports over Central Connecticut and a ningest player in PC history. "We will be back again." 6-0 defeat of URI they could His determination and versa­ One final note: The Cowl ANDY KEITH Male Athlete of the Year for possibly finish as high as #7. tility will be sorely missed by staff would like to congratu­ Individual Sports The Central Connecticut match the PC netmen. late the girls' tennis team on a TRACY U S Female Athlete of the Year for saw Steve Sullivan and Mike Rich Lowther (75-30, 13-4) fine 16-5 record. Special re- Team Sports Gagliardi combine in doubles and Paul Mandeville (64-20,14- ards to seniors Amy Mangano, ROB GAUDREAU Male Athlete of the Year for to give PC a clutch win in this 2) were also vital parts of the f!arol Anne Murphy ana the Team Sports tightly contested match. team in recent years. Steve injured Dana Pourey, who are MEGAN ANDERSON paul Connelly Memorial In looking back at the indi­ Galley, despite spending only all finishing their fine PC ca­ Award vidual records of the players two years at PC, is considered reers. Good luck to all of the MIKE BOBACK Mai Brown Award during the season, it is also one of the best doubles players seniors on both teams, in all of necessary to review the career to ever play for the Friars. "I their future endeavors. JENNIFER THEBERGE Female Sine Quo Non Award recordsofPC'sfivegraduating was thrilled to have all of them seniors. During the four years here," said LaBranche. "I have MIKE GAGUARDI Male Sine Quo Non Award PROVIDENCE COLLEGE PHAZE I MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR SUMMER! Women HAIR STUDIO Soak up some sun and some knowledge. -*13. $ 2 . OFF a hair cut before 12 00'pm., Men EVENING CLASSES Valid: Tue.- Fri. j v -$9. Expires-. May 1st 1992 V - la Convenient Schedule -,i= ~ Makes it possible for you to work, & CALL NAILS! NAILS .'NAILS/ vacation, and earn college credit. How do yours look to you ? 455 0078 S olptw cd Nails $30- Register in person 444 Admiral s t. FvU-ms $15. Providence R.I. 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You don't know links and having one of those the hardest part about main­ Golf on the collegiate rank is play. The 83 could have been whether to love it or to hate it. aforementioned bad days, you taining his edge is "devoting not a spectator sport. As a re­ better because I finished bogey As everyone who has ever have no one to blame but your­ time. It is really easy to get sult, many students are not triple bogey. It could have picked up a club knows, there self. There are no teammates burned out. Golf is not like aware of the fact the PC even easily been a 79." are certain days where every on the bench that you can yell basketball or baseball. If you has a golf team. Mark, how­ Mark concluded his com­ time you strike the ball you at and there arc no coaches want to be good and get your ever, does his best to make fel­ ments with what he liked best know exactly in which direc­ bellowing instructions from the handicap down to low digits low students aware. If he sees about playing golf. "Hike that tion and how far it will go. But sidelines. It is just you against then you have to have the pa­ someone toting a golf bag it is an individual sport. It is a then there are the days that the elements. tience to be able to stick with it. around campus, Mark will not great feeling when you are every golfer dreads to have. Because golfers are essen­ You have to play every day." hesitate to encourage them to playing well. You go up there Those are the days when you tially playing against them­ Even if you do play every try out for the team. to the tee and know exactly line up to hit that small white selves, they are often their own day, success is not a sure thing. Last week the PC linksters where the ball is going. You dimpled thingand can't tell if it best critic, and such is the case Perhaps the most important were in Maine competing in get that cocky feeling that you is going left or right, twenty with Mark. He considers his quality that a golfer can posess the New England Champion­ can do whatever you want." yards or two hundred yards. If weaknesses to be "the little is to be consistent. On a good ships. As a team, the Friars Too bad all of us golfers can't you can't relate to what I'm touch shots and sometimes day, Mark is admittedly con­ came in tenth place. Individu­ have that feeling every time we talking about then talk to Mark accuracy." sistent. "If you catch me on a ally, Mark fired rounds of 83 play. But then again, if we did, Brightman. He has experienced Along with weaknesses good day I can play well and and 78 fora 161 total, although golf wouldn't be as much fun. the good, the bad, and the ugly come strengths. What is Mark's consistently hit the ball accu­ it could have been better. "I Or would it? that golf can be. biggest asset? "Distance," he rately," he stated. was happy with my 78 Junior Mark Brightman oc- answered. "I can hit my drives Getting into a consistent cupiesoneof the spots on Coach around 270." While that may groove during the golf season Joe Prisco'sProvidcnce College not be of Dalyesque propor­ is not easy because time has to Men's Golf Team. The three tions, it is still very respectable be devoted to other aspects of handicapper originally became nonetheless. college life, most notably the interested in the Scotland-origi­ Mark attributes his ability work. "I am a flash in the pan nated sport through caddying to hit a long ball to the fact that here," Mark said. "I have a lot for his father. Mark enjoyed to he was able to bulk up through more time to play during the caddy and to play as well,but it participatingon hishigh school summer and don't have to wasn't until he experienced swim team. "When I started worry about school. I work at heartache in another sport that high school I weighed around a golf course so I am able to hit he devoted his full attention to 140 pounds," Mark recollected. balls every day." playing golf. "I remember (He now weighs around 190.) Naturally, Mark's play is at when I was cut from a baseball "1 was able to build up my i ts pinnacle during the dog days all-star team," recalled Mark. physical strength through the of summer. But that does not "There were a lot of politics conditioning I did. I can hit mean that his play carries over involved and 1 didn't like that. long because of my physical into the fall season. He ex­ After that, I wanted to play a strength and big shoulder plained, "Right after the sum­ sport where I knew that 1 was turn." mer I am getting ready to go playing against myself and In order to become the ac­ back to school so I have a few against the course." Mark sim­ complished golfer that he is, weeks off. Even having just a ply liked golf for the fact that Mark has had to put forth much few days off can thro w off your Mark Brightman shows off that graceful swing

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Providence 454-5858 Again, The Pen Conquers All it upon himself to destroy the zation that he had tested HIV tion to validate the story, but and unfit to print. Not only by John Raposo shield that a dying man had positive did not quell his crea­ upon research, they should does Ashe have every right to Sports Editor erected? Finally, wny couldn't tive fires, as Ashe published have acknowledged Ashe's not reveal his disease, but he is A man whose body was the USA Today have sat on the thedefinitive work on the black right to his privacy. not a public figure any longer. taken over by the fearsome story? athlete, the 3 volume, 1262 "The fact that Arthur Ashe Hiscontraction of the virus nad clutch of a lethal disease was Long before this contro­ page, "A Hard Road To Glory— is stricken with the AIDS virus no immediate bearing on the again violated. This time, versy, during the turbulent A History of the Black Athlete" is a tragedy," said Paul McMas- world of sports, as it would however, Arthur Ashe did not sixties, Arthur Ashe became a in 1989. ters, the executive director of have had if he were still an That Ashe has AIDS is not the Freedom Forum First suffer a reaction to his AZT sports pioneer, an African- active participant. A few years treatment nor was he afflicted American blazing his way the basis for this story. For AmendmentCenterat Vander­ ago, Kansas City Royals man­ by one of the common ailments through the lily-white tennis millions and millions of famous bilt University. "The fact that ger Dick Howser was diag­ that nibble on AIDS patients' establishment, a Jackie Robin­ stars and forgotten strays will he lost a measure of his privacy nosed as having inoperable ultimately die from the AIDS weakened immune systems. son figure in antiseptic, cotton- is a tragedy." USA Today col­ brain cancer. Consequently, white tennis shorts. In 1968, virus. This story centers around umnist DeWayne Wickham Howser was forced to step This time, Arthur Ashe was the the media's often intrusive and victim of an anonymous Ashe served and volleyed his agreed, in writing, "He, too, down from the helm of the source's betrayal and the USA way to the US Open title, be­ reckless abandon in searching should not be twice victimized Royals, and it had an effect on Today's decision to pursue the coming the first amateur to for a headline. In this cut-throat by being made to suffer the the Royals’ outcome. Arthur profession, "breaking a story" tip. capture the crown and the first harsh glare of the public spot­ Ashe's illness did not have any African-American to earn a sometimes takes priority over light." effect upon the outcome of any Ashe, a modern day Renais­ ethical decision-making. Yes, sance man, excelling as an ath­ Grand Slam Title. In 1975, Ashe Somewhere down the road, organization, team or players. the USA Today may have exer­ lete in tennis, as a civil activist upset the seemingly indomi­ journalists must convene on The presses of the USA and an erudite writer-historian, table Jimmy Connors, winning cised their journalistic obliga­ some boundary as to what is fit Today have survived the fall­ was diagnosed as HIV positive the cherished singles title of out from the controversy. in 1988. The virus was discov­ Wimbledon. He would stand However, the life of Arthur ered when brain surgery did alone as the world's top-ranked Ashe, a man seeking only not reveal a tumor, but rather player in 1968 and 19/5. FRIAR BASEBALL peaceful refuge in his unwin- toxoplasmosis, an infection Unfortunately, a devastat­ nable battle, will never run so associated with immune defi­ ing heart attack in 1979 forced smoothly. The pen is mightier ciency. Itwasalsoinl988when the ripe 36-year-old Ashe off v s . than the sword.______the gentle Ashe decided that he the baselines of the world's would not disclose his illness tennis court and into the fore­ ST. JOHN’S Softball to the public. He reported the front of the American con­ continued from p. 16 somber news to family and sciousness, fighting for such make them that much toughei friends—including some issues as apartheid. The quad­ in the spring of '93. friends, like Frank Deford, who ruple bypass surgery Ashe SUNDAY, M ay 3 12:00 Senior Jen Finley put the were respected members of the underwent in 1979, and the finishing touches on the seasor media—and for four years, double-bypass surgery four STUDY BREAK by saying,"We wanted tc news of his illness remained years later, occurred at a time bounce back from UMass anc quiet in the breasts of those he when blood screening proce­ end the season on a positive confided in. So why was it that dures were not mandatory FRIARS' FINAL HOME GAME note." You don't have to look this man, now removed from (they became standard proce­ too far to find a positive note ir the scrutinizing eye of the dure in 1985). It was auring this season. I would like to joir public, was forced to announce these surgeries in which Ashe GIVEAWAYS FROM CONVERSE. PAWTUCKET RED SOX, Jen in "Wishing the underclass to the world that he did carry was subjected to unscreened, DOUGLAS DRUG, CLEARLY CANADIAN and RONZIO PIZZA men the best for next season/' the AIDS virus? Why was it contaminated blood which de­ Congratulations to the Lady that an anonymous source took veloped into AIDS. Hi? reali­ Friars on a great year.

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The Penn Relay streak at Penn and set a world Hendricken, who ran a 4:36 speed work at this stage in his ment on his best. Carnival is a different type of record in the 4 x 1500 meter anchor, remembered, "With training since the NCAA in­ The high point of Saturday's carnival. It is the oldest, largest relay. This year was the same about 600 meters to go, I heard door meet in March." races for the crowd gathered at and most prestigious track and result, but in a different race. the crowd shout, 'She's The distance medley relay Franklin Field was watching field meet in the nation. The Sinead Delahunty led off the through, she's through.' I never and Andy Keith weren't the Carl Lewis, Leroy Burrell, Mike Relays bring together athletes distance medley relay with a thought about losing." The only things going on at Penn Marsh and Floyd Heard, run­ from 15 states and five coun­ strong 1200 meter leg in 3 Friars crossed the line in this weekend. Mary Mullane ning for theSanta MonicaTrack tries, from age ten to age 83 (he minutes, 22.3 seconds and was 11:00.79, almost four seconds ran a 17:06 in the 5,000 meter Club, set a new world record in ran in the Master's 100 meter in the lead at the changeover. ahead of Georgetown and race on Thursday night, a 35 the 4 x 200M relay of 1:19.11. run), as well as people like Bill Dionne Wilson took the baton seven ahead of Villanova. second improvement. Jean The Friars are at Villanova Cosby, Norman Schwarzkopf for the400M and kept the Friars The win made the decision a Hughes ran 10:07 in the3,000M, for the Big East Championships and George Steinbrenner. Over in it, just behind Villanova. little easier to pull out of the 4 also on Thursday. Delahunty, this weekend. The IC4A's 75,000people (not including the Geraldine Nolan, running the x 1500M on Friday because of Leanne Burke, Wilson and (men) and ECAC's are the fol­ 15,000 athletes from over 300 800M leg, brought PC to within Hendricken's knee. Villanova Nolan finished seventh in the 4 lowing weekend, leading up colleges, 800 high schools and a second of the Wildcats and 20 won that race, their 100th Penn x 800 meter relay on Saturday. to the NCAA's at the Univer­ 75 clubs) filled the stands at to 25 yards behind Georgetown title since 1955, by 30 seconds Paul Logan and Scott Cody sity of Texas in June. Franklin Field on the campus and Arkansas with a 2:07.2 leg over Georgetown. The Friars, both ran big personal bests for of the University of Pennsylva­ - just where PC wanted to be had they been heathy, could nia in Philadelphia last week­ for Hendricken's 1600M an­ have easily cha! enged the end to watch some of the best chor. Wildcats and defend? j their athletes in the world compete Villanova's Nnenna Lynch title. "We wanted to win the in a total of 266 events. started out fast while Hen­ distance medley." said Coach On a sun-baked Thursday dricken hung back for the first Treacy. "We had won the 4 x afternoon,it was onto this stage 800 meters and then made her 1500M last year, and thi- .3 the that Providence College's move with 600 meters left. onewe- ented. Itmadeiteasier Sinead Delahunty, Dionne "With 350 meters to go, even the foi lowing day when we had Wilson, Geraldine Nolan and though the gap was still about to pull out of the 4 x 1500M Geraldine Hendricken stepped 30 yards, we could tell that because we had won the most fo participate in the College something was going to hap important one the day before." Women's Distance Medley pen," said Coach Ray Treacy. Andy Keith ran a strong race Relay Championship of Amer­ 5'It looked inevitable that she in the Jumbo Elliot Olympic ica. In order to understand the was going to catch Nnenna. Development 1500M Run on college distance competition at Geraldine caught her at the top Saturday. He took the lead the Relays, it is only necessary turn and charged around the abou t hal fway through the race, to know one thing: Villanova last lap. It showed her charac­ and held the lead with 20 me­ has always ruled the Relays. It ter because she had been hurt­ ters to go. He was passed in the has been said that Villanova ing with a knee injury. She final push by Mark Dailey and track was created for the Re­ hadn't run from Monday until Peter Rono Olympic Cham­ lays and the Relays were cre­ Thursday and got out there pion. Last year's World Record 4X1500M relay team was not able to ated for Villanova track. and ran because she wanted to "Andy's aiming for the defend its title, but Geraldine Hendricken (1) and Geraldine Villanova may own the Re­ win another Penn Relays and NCAA's in Juneand the British Nolan (2nd r) were victorious in the Distance Medley Relay. PC Inching Toward Big East Lead on our own campus the Friars league tournament. The Northeastern fielders by Steve McCorry whatever; everything takes a were 2-4, putting them in the The boys are back in town. are most likely relearning the back seat in the importance Assistant Sports Editor bottom half of the standings. Last Tuesday, Providence art of calling for the ball as short category this weekend in favor Perhaps being away from played host in a seesaw battle flies were dropping all over the of PC's three game set with St. On July 27, the Houston the friendly grass ot Hen­ with Northeastern. The visi­ place in the game. Joe Iarrab- Atros will begin a 26-game, 28- John's. Another sweep and our dricken provided just the tors scored first when Dan ino found one of those gener­ Friars are staring down, atop day road trip. That ridiculous amount of change necessary to Mahony watched a 3-2 pitch ous seams in the Huskie de­ voyage makes stops in major the standings, at the rest of the increase the team's intensity. sail out of the strike zone, al­ fense, driving in Murray from league. leaguecitiesall across thisgreat At least that was the way they lowing all three runners on base third. country of ours and will be the "St. John's is the best. All of played. Villanova's combined to advance. In the bottom half The 13-8 final was one of the other teams are exactly the longest time spent away from 10 runs in a three game set of the inning, PC's P.J. O'Toole those games you just want to home for any club in baseball same," explains Kosty. "I've didn'tquite match PC's32 runs, scored with a little more flair, put in the win column and for­ seen them and there is no dif­ history. Now for the college and the Wildcats were when he sent a souvenir to the get where it came from. The ference." equivalent: a 15-game, 16 day promptly swept. Consecutive fans standing behind the left pitching was ugly. The hitting If Providence should lose all venture extending from Char­ losses followed for the Friars at field wall. Northeastern got wasexcellent! Thepitchingwas les A. McGeehan Field in Penn­ three to the league's elite, that the hands of Connecticut and the hint. In the fourth inning, ugly. The come from behind result could mean two words sylvania to the nation's capital. Fairfield; but then there was Steve Surdez was tagged for a victory was extra special! The Such a string of away games is nobody (except the Redmen) Beantown. Once again, the three rundinger, and the Friars pitching was ugly. You get the wants to hear. No postseason. unheard of on the amateur opposition failed to win a game. were behind 5-3. It took four picture. level, but between April 11 and To sweep or be swept. That is Providence rolled away from Providence hurlers to keep the Finals, studying, parties, or the question. 26, that is exactly how Provi­ Boston College with another home team in the game until dence's schedule reads. It is trio of victories and into New the eighth, when Coach Kosty the longest road trip in the Big Hampshire for mid-week shouted the following words East this year. games against a non-league into the dugout. "What if we surprise people team. "C'mon, I want this game!" and we're one game out when What is it about squads that I don't know. Maybe the that thing starts?" said Astro can't claim membership to the team agreed that it was time, reliever Curt Schilling to a Big East Conference? The Friars because they exploded with Sports Illustrated reporter. "We are .500 versus their nonleague everybody getting a chance to could come home 40 games rivals after losing a double swing the bat. Senior Kevin out." header at New Hampshire. Bums scorched a liner down The fate of that National Take into account the follow­ the right side, and his team­ League team will be decided ing words: Conference games mates followed suit in some sometime in August. On the count more. way or another. Lou Merloni other hand, the Friars' New PC's long (very long) haul tied i t up when his blooper over England tour is over, done, ended in Georgetown, where, second base brought in the kaput. So how did it go? according to Coach Kosty, "The Friars' second run of the in­ "We're right where we want la w of averages caught up with ning. Two monster hits came to be," commented Coach Paul us." Freshmen Steve Surdez soon after. With the bases (Kosty) Kostacopoulos. "I and John Garsidecombined for juiced, Don Martone sent the know we can win the league their sixth and fourth respec­ first pitch he saw into left field tournament, it’s just a matter of tive wins of the season to help for a two run single. Tom getting there." take two of three from the Murray, the next batter, de­ PC is tied for third with a Hoyas. The away games in fined clutch as he drove one to 10-6 Big East mark and three April brought home ten wins deep center and off the fence games behind pace setting St. and a legitimate shot at one of for a triple, increasing the Friar PJ OToole started the Friars early with a third inning homer John's. Back when they played four precious invitations to the lead to 12-8. against Northeastern