Conversational Prosody Catherine’S Waiting
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Conversational Prosody Catherine’s waiting. Let’s go. 21. Another Saturday Night in New York Every since you two first started dating (Ryan Cunningham, I Love You Because) It has seemed like all of New York Is laid out just for you. Dear Catherine: Life is like a seesaw. It’s a lot more Our family changes fun with someone else. That’s good. She’s And all that you know re-arranges gonna love that. I am a master of greeting card And you start to think that it all of it writing. And right on time. Sounded too good to be true. Another Saturday night in New York. Brushed my teeth in the shower. I’ll be with Catherine for the rest of my life. Shampooed twice. Another Saturday night in New York. Cleaned and primped for an hour. Another Saturday night in New York! Old Spice is Nice. Then I’m off to Catherine’s. 22. Passover I knock on her door, right on time, (William Finn, Elegies) Like I have every Saturday before. She’s my angel in white. Passover at Auntie Honey’s and Uncle Harvey’s in Another Saturday night in New York. New Jersey. My sister would hold her breath over the George And we’re off to have dinner, Washington Bridge To drink some fine wine. And we would laugh at her. Every night I’m a winner. She’d frown. Catherine is mine. Everyone, including Nana Ida, would be standing by I’m flying so high that I the front door Can’t see the ground. As we pulled up and we’d count down They can see me all the way Four three two one Down to Long Island Sound. And we’d fight to be the first out of the car The future is bright. Having come this far. Another Saturday night in New York. Having come so far for this feast, this feast of New East This city’s funny. And the matzoh balls are so hard when you cut them When you’re in love they just fly. Everything seems perfect. Why passover? Cabbies honk their horns together in a perfect symphony. On this day we read of plagues and misfortunes You tip your hat to all the ladies Then start eating. And they smile at you. Uncle Harvey’s the cook. Every “up yours” and “screw you” and “watch it Ma laughed so hard that she shook. jerk” Cousin Gary is reading porn. Are in perfect harmony. We’ve run out of skull caps. Some men are wearing Acapulco beach cloth Step right here, buy some flowers, just like last week. bandanas Yeah, each like last night and the night before. That really really really should not be worn. For the next couple hours, somewhere that’s chic. Billy Joel says that he might go back on tour. We’re Jews from like the first five thousand years, All is perfect. What could go wrong? Laughing through our tears. When I dine, can I bring the whole city along? Joyous, vulgar, anything goes. Oh, this Manhattanite But we wear nice clothes. On a Saturday night in New York. That’s they way I like remembering this scene: Manic and high. And I’m still searching for a way Why Passover? To walk down this path I have chose [sic] To pave my way. In the Passover prayer book, we read about what Pharaoh did to the Jews. Desicions [sic] I have made About how Pharaoh wore those big gold platform Our [sic] what make me who I am shoes I’m not afraid of what lies ahead. And how the Jews escaped stealthily by splitting the I know that in the end Red Sea. I will pull through, I will find my way. Wait, wait, I think that was a movie. This is my path, my path. Anyway, when I tell the story of Passover, Which I am instructed to do, I will always be myself myself. I will include how the Jews of Nadyk traveled over This is the path that is right for me. My path. the Hudson River And had an unforgettable Seder. I will always be myself myself. More details about that later. This is the path that is right for me. My path. It’s later. Michael, as the youngest, sings out the four old questions. Exemplary Conversational Prosody What they mean is unknown. My father is playing trombone. Then we go to meet Elijah at the door. 23. Ya Got Trouble I can see the faces round the table (Meredith Willson, The Music Man) And the grins are getting longer and the voices begin to soar. Well ya got trouble, my friend One two three four Right here I say trouble right here in River City. And I think that we will never laugh so hard, Why sure, I’m a billiard player, certainly might Never feel so free, proud, I think life that night was more perfect than it will I say I’m always mighty proud to say it. ever be. I consider that the hours I spend Uncle Bernie and my mother, overwhelmed, With a cue in my hand are golden. Begin to cry. Help you cultivate horse sense and a cool head and a Why Passover? keen eye. ‘Jever take’n try to give an iron clad leave to yourself Uncle Bernie passed over. From a three-rail billiard shot? Uncle Harvey passed over. But just as I say, it takes judgment, Nana Ida passed over. Brains and maturity to score in a balkline game And my mother, my mother passed over. I say that any boob kin take ‘n’ shove a ball in a Passover. Passover. pocket. And I call that sloth! 22. My Path (Tr.#13) The first big step on the road to the depths of (Jacob Martin, Total Resistance) degrega-- I say, first it’s a little ah, medicinal wine from a I take a step back and look into the mirror teaspoon It’s so hard to see how far I have come. Then beer from a bottle. It’s so hard to grasp the concept of growing up And the next thing you know, your son is playing fer Of growing up money Wasn’t it just yesterday In a pinchback suit and list’nin to some big outta That nothing seemed to matter? town jasper Look how quick it all changed. Hearing him tell about horserace gamblin. Now everything is breaking at my feet Not a wholesome trottin’ race, no! C o n v e rs a tio n a l P ro s o d y - 2 W ritin g M u s ic a lT h e a tre .c o m But a race where they se’ down right on a horse! Gotta figger out a way to keep the young ones moral Like to see some stuck-up jockey boy settin’ on Dan after school. Patch? Our children’s children gonna have trouble. Make your blood boil? Well I should say. Mothers of River City! Heed the warning before it’s Now friends, lemme tell you what I mean. too late. Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption. Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a The minute your son leaves the house, does he table. rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there Pockets that mark the difference between a a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime novel gentleman and a bum hidden in the corn crib? Is he starting to memorize With a capital B, and that rhymes with P, and that jokes from Captain Billy’s Whiz Bag? Are certain stands for pool. words creeping into his conversation? Words like And all week long your River City youth’ll be frittern “swell” and “so’s your old man”? Well, if so, my away, I say, friends.... Your young men’ll be frittern. Frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime Ya got trouble. Right here in River City. too! With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” Get the ball in the pocket! Never mind gettin’ And that stands for pool. dandelions pulled We’ve surely got trouble! Right here in River City! Or the screen door patches or the beefsteak pounded. Remember the Main, Plymouth Rock, and the Golden Never mind pumpin’ any water till your parents Rule. Are caught with the cistern empty on a Saturday Our children’s children gonna have trouble. night, Oh, we got trouble. We’re in terrible, terrible And that’s trouble, oh yes, ya got lots n’ lots ‘a trouble. trouble. That game with the fifteen numbered balls is the I’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers, devil’s tool! Shirttails, young ones, peekin in the pool hall Oh yes, we’ve got trouble, trouble, trouble. window after school, (Oh yes we got trouble here, we got big big trouble.) Ya got trouble, folks. Right here in River City. With a “T” (with a capital “T”) Gotta rhyme it with Trouble, with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” “P” And that stands for pool! (That rhymes with “P”) and that stands for pool! Now I know all you folks are the right kind of parents, I’m gonna be perfectly frank. 24. Cop Song Would ya like to know what kinda conversation (Mark Hollmann, Urinetown) Goes on while they’re loafin’ around the hall? They’ll be tryin’ out Bevo, tryin’ out Cubebs; Lockstock Tryin’ out Tail or Mades, like cigarette fiends.