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Controversy surrounds purpose and appeal of C M L

by Meg Sinnott Presently, CM L is headed by a Educational Development writing and speaking, it is not The College Methods Lab Professor Richard Long of the faculty director. This year, Program Grant. CM L is heavily uncommon for a student to be (CM L) was established in the fall M athematics department offered Professor Elizabeth Forter of the subsidized by federal funds well-versed in two of those areas, of 1971 “to enable poorly sim ilar opinions. “There are two English department was provided by this grant. The ACM but have difficulty with one prepared students to survive in sources of difficulty for Math assigned to this post by the grant is specifically designated a r e a .” and profit from the normal students,” Long began. “First, Committee on Committees. She is for funding the tutelage of Cronm iller continued, Lawrence program.” At that students have problems with serving in Professor Thomas economically or socially “Someone who works hard in time, CM L was staffed by four or things they haven’t run across Dale’s stead while he is on sab- disadvantaged students with reading and writing may have a five faculty volunteer tutors and before, which involve things they weak academic backgrounds. poor ear. This also works the haven’t learned, or they simply With faculty cooperation. Ms. other way. Many students who have trouble understanding Forter and Ms. Tasch identify hear and understand well are something in particular. CML and train qualified student tutors. hampered by grammatical works very well with these sorts The office itself is operated by difficulties. A faculty member of difficulties. The other problem Ms. Tasch, while Ms. Forter is responsible for overseeing CM L tutelage for credit in writing and ‘‘CML is a necessary service, but does have some built-in for dealing with any academic perils ... (it) does not have something for everyone. CML problems arising during the service are for those who show genuine need.” course of any tutoring. — Elizabeth Forter CML now provides peer tutoring free of charge to really doesn’t have time to go is math anxiety, though that Lawrence students in virtually over extensive drills. In that doesn’t show up often. The course all subject areas. Assistance is respect tutors are a great help.” where the math anxious tend to most often given in introductory Cronmiller also stressed the turn up, if we are to see them at rather than upper level courses. benefits reaped by the tutors all, is in Elem entary Statistics, Distinctions can be drawn bet­ themselves. “Education makes because it is a requirement for ween the types of tutoring of­ the student feel like a sponge and other m ajors.” fered. There are those students after a certain point the sponge Math anxiety is a fear of the who need explanation of course gets full. Tutoring offers the use of quantitative language, MURSELL EDUCATION material or drilling in the CENTER, home of College opportunity to give out some of especially in exam situations. mechanics of a particular Metaods Lab. Photo: Brian Lipchik what has been learned rather CML is organizing a math discipline. This need is often a than receiving all the tim e.” anxiety workshop modelled after six to eight student tutors. batical. Professor . Dale, also a result of unfam iliarity with cont. on page 2 Tutoring was offered in writing, member of the English depart­ “ College methods’’ and work load mathematics, and elementary ment, has been instrumental in or with fields outside the foreign languages four af­ the operation and development of student’s own m ajor rather than ternoons per week. Few students CM L since its inception. a symptom of serious deficiences. participated in the program at Ronna Tasch holds two ad­ “The College Methods Lab is What hope for Mid-East? that tim e and those who did made m inistrative titles in the College not only useful, but essential,” use of the service infrequently. Methods Lab. She is the Coun­ said Bruce Cronm iller, Professor by Karen King causes the other.” He warned Work for credit in the CM L was selor of CML and the Campus of French. “ Since language On Tuesday, November 6, the that failure to act can be very also available. Coordinator for the ACM learning involves reading, students and faculty of Lawrence dangerous: we “must believe assembled for the third con­ that action is possible . . . that it vocation of the ’78-’79 school can be effective . . . It is possible year. Guest speaker Lord Caradon gave a short, in­ Campus wastes resoures formative speech on his long involvement in the Middle East and on attempts by the United is with unnecessary waste of by Pete Schulze are needed. The Physical Plant Nations to keep peace there. His lighting, heat and water. We live The Lawrentian ran an article seems sincerely concerned about speech was entitled, “ What hope in a day and-age where this sort the week before last which this situation, but their im­ for the Middle East?’’ The of extravagance is no longer reminded us all of the problem of provements are not sufficient. Lawrence community has been acceptable. food waste at Downer and Students must use the switches fortunate to be able to listen to Typically, one’s initial im­ Colman. The problem has available to turn off all. not just and talk with such a pression suggests that the evidently been an ongoing one, most, unnecessary lights. distinguished statesman for this Physical Plant is to blame for since it was the focus of an anti­ Residence hall lounges and p a s t w e e k . most waste. A little investigation waste campaign last year. washrooms did not fare so well. In introducing the statesman, shows, however, that respon­ Another less recognized situation These lights may be turned off President W arch presented a few sibility for the problem rests as of the sam e nature is the waste of but almost all were burning statements which Lord Caradon much in the lap of dormitory lighting, heating fuel, and water brightly between 2:00 and 3:00 had made over the years of his in residence halls. The Lawrence residents as it does with the a.m. Wednesday, October 31. ambassadorship to the United The Right Honourable Ixird Caradon motto, “light more light” , must Plant. Each category of waste, These lights serve no Nations. One interesting quote Photo: Brian Lipchik light, heat, and water can be not always be taken literally. precautionary purpose so they was: “There is nothing wrong The beginning of this school placed under two headings; need never be on when the room with the United Nations except its if we are prepared to use the year brought an increased waste due to students, and waste is v a c a n t . m e m b e r s .” instrum ent that is provided for us awareness of our problem of inherent to the buildings them­ Lord Caradon put his audience (the U .N .)” . wasting resources, as least by the s e lv e s . I le a t at ease early in his talk by at­ Lord Caradon concluded his Office of Campus Life. We are all Heating is a resource over tempting to “explain the tribal speech by stating, “ it is time for L ig h t in g which students have little con­ customs of the English.” He another resolution . . . to confirm A late night census of hall lights We live in a day and age trol. Thermostats are related a few humorous anec­ principles and put them into in all seven( dorms showed that where this sort of ex­ m echanically set, so all a student dotes about his last name (Foot) action.” He suggested the whenever possible residents travagance is no longer can do is open windows if a room and informed the audience that foundation of a boundary com­ usually turn lights off late at acceptable. is uncomfortably warm . A survey his official name, “Caradon” , is mission which is needed to “ come night. However, many of thermostats did. however, the name of the small village to a conclusion about what the “emergency” lights cannot be fam iliar with the posters that demonstrate negligence on the where he was brought up. Lord borders of Israel should be.” He switched off. Don Stuyvenberg decorated the doors of every part of the Physical Plant The Caradon continued his speech by proposed that a U.N. trusteeship washroom. These posters are (director of the Physical Plant) average dorm temperature early “ painting some pictures” for the be set up on the West Bank and in was very receptive to the encouraging and, with a little Wednesday morning was 72 audience. He described his first East Jordan for a period when suggestion that fewer lights imagination, one might even degrees (with a high of 82 degrees arrival in The Holy Land at the Palestinians can “get to know argue that this term has shown a remain on at night. Suggestions on one floor of Kohler). This age of 21. the day he was in Tel their neighbors and establish reduction in lighting and water for the removal or exchange of problem is as easily remedied as Aviv when President Sadat their leaders.” Lord Caradon present bulbs for ones, of lesser waste by the student body. is that of emergency lighting. arrived in town, and the week in emphasized that the answer is an wattage seem advantageous. However, this improvement, if it Perhaps the electrician who ’67 when the United Nations Israeli Jerusalem, but also an Hopefully, these relatively has really occurred, is far short corrects hallway lighting will Security Council passed Arab Jerusalem in the holy cities of adequate. Lighting for safety sim ple changes w ill be enacted in cont. on page 6 Resolution 242. The day Sadat of Islam , with no barriers. the near future wherever they purposes is fine; the concern here arrived in Tel Aviv, Caradon “This,” he said, “would be the said, “ we saw a vision that day .. gateway to peace.” . of the possibility of peace.” The cont. on page 4 A ffirm ative action program assessed unanimous vote for Resolution 242 was achieved only with the by Laurie Thomas cooperation of the Soviet began at Lawrence during the Some kind of Affirm ative Lawrence University’s Af­ representative, Vasliv V. Koz- Last chance ’75-’76 academic year, at which Action program is required of firmative Action Panel is netsov. Lord Caradon advised, time the organizational any institution that receives currently assessing the school’s “ It isn’t sufficient to work document for the Panel was financial support from the to buy texts situation involving m inority against your traditional enemies written by Ex-President Thomas federal government. Povolny . . . It’s necessary to persuade members on the faculty and All Lawrence students who Smith In 1976, the first faculty pointed out, however, that them to agree. We should go adm inistration. The prim ary have not yet bought textbooks for and adm inistrative members Lawrence is not supported by forward for peace in the Middle goal of the Panel, according to first term classes are urged to do were elected to the newly-created federal funds. He emphasized the East, not by antagonism, but by Dean of University Faculty and so immediately, as Conkey’s Panel, which was instituted as a fact that the Panel here is strictly cooperation.” He asked his Panel Officer M ojmir Povolny, is Book Store must return all un­ University Committee. Faculty a voluntary organization, audience to hate not only the to increase the number of women purchased texts to their members presently on the board because such a panel is not voilence of resistance, but the and minority members on the respective publishers within the are W illiam Boardman and Ruth required by law here. “ This does violence of suppression as administration and faculty. n e x t w e e k . B a t e m a n . The Affirm ative Action study cont. on page 3 well. For, he explained, “one Page 2 The Lawrentian 9 November 1979

^It'mber of the THE rfSSi >c läT eD coLieciaTt LAWRENTIAN Pkt'ssias Vol. X C V II—No. 7 Friday 9 November 1979 Phones: Office: ext. 600. Business mgr., ext. 684, Editor-in-chief, “Hilltop vantage point” distorted ext. 392. Published weekly during the school year, except during examination periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. conferring with Coach Roberts on LaRocque carves “new Printed by The Bulletin, Inc., of Appleton. Deadline for copy is 8 To the Editor: the sidelines it was justly decided evidence” that Lawrence players p.m. Wednesday night. All copy handed into the Lawrentian In response to the letter of to run out the clock. Had and coaches must “ know how to must be typed and double-spaced. All letters to the editor must November 2 by Jules LaRocque, I LaRocque witnessed a brief win and lose gracefully,” or he be signed and typed, but names may be omitted upon request. find it remarkable that Mr. ground or aerial fury then, won’t again show up at the Banta Yearly subscription $7.00, overseas airmail $21, seamail $8. LaRocque was able to assess the maybe, some credence could be Bowl. Frankly, I find his in­ Second class postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. 1979 Lawrence Football season, attached to his concern over sinuations absurd. Could both players and coaches, from “What has happened to sport­ LaRocque expect a student his “hilltop vantage point” smanship at Lawrence?” . But enrolled in one of his economics during a m ere 82 second glance at there were no such tactical courses, a student who missed the final quarter of the 8th game maneuvers. The next few plays in every lecture except for the last Affirm ative Action of the season. Furthermore, he those waning seconds remained 82 seconds during the 9th week of attempts to perceptively deduce W e applaud Lawrence University’s concern with the in­ on the ground and, again, to my classes, to pass credible from these insightful seconds surpise as well, another timeout judgement on the learned quality tegration of its administration, faculty and student body, that “ the emphasis on winning is was signaled by the referee. The of his course? I tend to doubt it, and its adoption of an Affirmative Action plan. We do, excessive in the LU football culprit in this instance was an s ir . program.” His conjectures were however, hope to see more tangible results in the near overly enthusiastic freshman Respectfully, based upon the witnessing of two fu t u r e . back. With time remaining for —BRUCE BARKW ILL unnecessary time out calls in the one more play the quarterback W ith each passing year Lawrence seems to become final minute of a game that was sim ply fell on the ball to end the more and more homogeneous. This, we feel, is an alarm ing over for all practical purposes. game. To some, all this may Thetas and Delts LaRocque’s observations of trend which m ust be reversed. In a liberal arts program like appear trivial, but I feel it is these facts are distorted. Neither deserve thanks important to set the facts that which is offered at Lawrence, a wide variety of opinions of the tim e outs he observed were To the Editor: and views is supposed to be desirable. W e feel that such a called from the bench. I agree s tra ig h t. What I found appalling were that the calls were unnecessary, The annual Halloween party at range is necessary in cultural as well as academic areas, and LaRocque’s suppositions that the but even so, this was not proof the Delt House may not be m ust be present in the U niversity’s adm inistration, faculty Lawrence football program is that the Vikings intended to rub recorded as the social event of committed to unsportsmanlike and student body. Anything less than this would short­ salt in the wounds of a defeated the season, but it is surely one of excesses, i.e., winning instead of change the entire Lawrence community. opponent. Nor was there the most appreciated. The sisters losing. I consider athletics to be of Kappa Alpha Theta and the Greater stress m ust therefore be laid upon the recruit­ evidence that these calls were intended to allow the reserve an integral part of this Univer­ brothers of Delta Tau Delta ment of minority students by Lawrence. Only by doing this sity. I also believe that the offensive unit to continue on a deserve the thanks of every players and coaches have can the trend toward homogeneity be reversed. ra m p a g e . faculty parent whose children maintained a strong com­ W e cannot, however, expect the Lawrence Admissions In fact, the first time out they so warm ly entertain. mittment to the ideals and values RACHEL FRANCE Office to successfully attract minorities without some LaRocque witnessed was called by a reserve quarterback on his of intercollegiate athletics. RICHARD FRANCE significant indication that the adm inistration wishes to in­ own initiative. After briefly tegrate both itself and the faculty. Hence, greater results must be achieved by the Lawrence Affirmative Action Panel. W ithout this, the current image of Lawrence as a How necessary is C M L predominantly white, upper middle class college will con­ that the initiative must be taken Dean Lauter, faculty, and those tinue, and the entire LU community willl suffer for it. cont. from page 1 by the student. involved in CML stress the the Wesleyan math anxiety “We are, in fact, not really im portance of urging a student to clinic. The workshop would span equipped to handle serious go to the instructor for aid before several weeks. learning problems,’’ Said turning to CM L. Tutelage is also given to Lord Caradon Elizabeth Forter, Director of Ronna Tasch said, “We feel students who experience dif­ CM L. “ At this point, especially in that the professor is the student’s Lawrence University has been greatly honored to have ficulty with the language - to the absence of M r. Dale, we have prim ary academic resource. For Lord Caradon on campus for the last week. We thank the those who have trouble with only good amateur standing.” many reasons, students are writing or reading. Even among Committee on Public Occasions for bringing the Lord here, Professor Goldgar, Chairman sometimes reluctant to go this group, a division must be and the Woodrow Wilson Foundation for sponsoring his of the English Dept., said, “ there directly to their instructors for made. There are those who do not has never been a time when we assistance. We strongly en­ v is it. have experience with grammar didn’t get some students with courage students to go to their M ostly we thank Lord Caradon himself. It is very rare or the mechanics of writing basic deficiencies. The freshman professors first.” papers, but who are able to learn for any lecturer or scholar to donate so m uch of his tim e to core program is an effort to Ms. Forter elaborated, “The readily through practice. The the students and faculty of this school, especially a m an of alleviate those problems at the ideal situation is one in which the other division consists of students start. Still, there is a lim it to what student first goes to the professor as em inent a stature as is he. No other guest in the tim e that who have more basic problems can be done. Something like the for assistance, then, if necessary, we can remember has made himself available to as many and who need remedial work. College Methods Lab is a good the professor can refer the Most of the controversy about the students and classes, nor has anyone left us w ith so enhanc­ and necessary program.” student to CM L.” goals of the College Methods Lab ed an understanding and appreciation of his field as did this Goldgar continued, “I have “CM L is a necessary service, is spurred by the question of how been somewhat disturbed by the but does have some built-in s ta te s m a n . to deal with students who have efforts to promote CM L. It can perils,” Ms. Forter went on. The convocation Lord Caradon delivered Tuesday was difficulties in language skills. provide services to some “ Still CoHege Methods Lab does Associate Professor of the m ost enjoyable and interesting speech that we m ay hear students. Awareness of the not have something for everyone. Economics Corry Azzi often all year. He put to rest the m yth that “the bigger the name, service is necessary, but there is CM L services are for those who identifies students with writing a difference between awareness show genuine need.” the poorer the speech.” The Lord’s contribution to every problems. “This can be seen as of the existence of the College ED ITO R’S NOTE: This article event he headlined this week was beneficial and positive, an admissions issue,’’ Azzi Methods Lab and an effort to is the first in a two part series. began. “ As we enter the 1980’s, something that cannot be said of all guest lecturers. attract customers. All too often, Next week’s article will focus the pool of well qualified 18 year- students have gone to CM L who more directly on the structure The Lawrentian commends the University for landing a olds will become smaller and don t need to. It is a place for the and operation of the College guest of Lord Caradon's calibre. Though we cannot hope sm aller. Lawrence will be faced correction of serious deficien­ with the decision to either Methods Lab. that every visitor will do so much to improve the quality of c ie s .” maintain quality and suffer the life at L.U., we are pleased to see that the University con­ M r. Goldgar also felt that the consequences of declining student’s first recourse must be tinues to do so much to pursue academic and social ex­ enrollments or to hire a to the instructor. “ I worry about cellence here. professional in the College the extent to which student tutors And thank you Lord Caradon. Methods Lab.” According to can diagnose the writing Azzi, the problems may become 1 /50th serious enough to warrant the problems of other students,” he of a said. He concluded by stating Editor-in-Chief...... Jeff Wisser hiring of a person trained in that learning to write and read Century Managing E d ito r ...... Ross Daniels teaching remedial basic skills to well is a long process which young adults. 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M o v i e R e v u e AA panel for fair treatment “premium pay” to lure minority The Bicycle Thief cont. from page 1 only when review is necessary or candidates to the school. when a new problem arises. by Bicycle Thief m unicipal pawn shop to raise the not mean that there is less “Premium pay” is any salary Selection Problem s “ The Bicycle Thief” is the best- necessary cash. The husband, commitment” on the part of the greater than the maximum pay The selection procedure is not known example of the most furnished with the all-important Panel, he stated. that would be offered to a non­ without problems, Povolny ad­ important movement of post- machine, begins his work as a Vice President for Business minority applicant; some in­ m its, particularly when students World War II cinema-Neo- bill-poster, but he has hardly be­ Affairs Marwin Wrolstad stitutions have resorted to this and faculty are very aware of and realism . Neo-realism actually is gun before the bicycle is stolen. clarified the point that the college practice. “That is something we concerned with the process. “ The seen as beginning with Visconti’s The rest of the film tells of his is not under contract to any won’t and can’t do,” Wrolstad college is committed” , Povolny “ Ossessinoe” (1943). Other efforts to trace the thief and agency of the federal government declared, “morally or legally.” said. “ There are those questions important Neo-realist films of recover the treasured bicycle. and therefore is not obligated to this era are Rossellini’s “Open The story is typical, yet com­ maintain any Affirm ative Action City” (1945) and Visconti’s “ La pelling and moving. De Sica plan. He too emphasized the Terra Trem a” , (1948). The aim of makes Ricci not merely the commitment on the part of the Neo-realist cinema is to depict average m an, but a symbol of the college. “The decision to start simply and accurately the daily capacity for heroism within all any kind of Affirm ative Action Snyder concerned for AA troubles, preoccupations and joys men who find themselves in a program was clearly an in­ Associate Director of Ad­ of ordinary people leading or­ tragic predicament. Also typical stitutional commitment to do phasized the im portance of group missions Kossouth Snyder, the dinary lives. The Neo-realist of Neo-realist cinem a is De Sica’s more than just meet the self-identification. only full-time black ad­ director has a political com­ use of non-actors in the major minimum requirements of law ,” Snyder believes the presence of ministrator at Lawrence, ex­ mitment to emphasize the plight roles. Indeed, it is the beautiful said Wrolstad. “The attempt to some permanent black faculty pressed his concern for action on of the anonymous man in an and touching performances of improve the opportunities for members would help black the part of the Affirm ative Action industrialized world. these two players which gives the women and minorities is a students psychologically; they* program here. “The result of Vittorio De Sica, director of film its principle value. The posture I believe everyone at would then have someone who Affirm ative Action is very, very “The Bicycle Thief” , focuses on father (Lamberto Maggioriani) Lawrence agrees with.” was committed to and had more im portant—those results being to an Italian worker typical of the was in real life a m echanic in the Exam ples of federal aid that do understanding of the students. have a diversity of instructors masses in search of work at a Breda factories in Rome. The boy not involve contractual com­ In his recuiting practice, with different perspectives,” said time of high unemployment. The (Enzo Staiola) who plays R icci’s mitment (such as the aid LU Snyder said he meets prospective Snyder. This diversity, he added, story is simplicity itself: the son was a Roman newsboy. The receives) include loans for black and other minority is as important as that of the protagonist Ricci is a young film was shot on location in Rome construction and renovation as students who are very concerned student body, and he believes it is married man with one child and we see not the “Eternal well as grants for professional about the integration of the crucial that white students have desperately anxious for work. He City” , but the universal city of research and student assistance. faculty and administration. meaningful contact with is offered a job which demands workers and everyday people. De Approximately 51 percent of Though not involved with the ‘m inority’ persons in positions of that he should have a bicycle. Sica captures truth and reality, Lawrence students receive Affirm ative Action Panel, Snyder a u t h o r it y . Desperately, he promises to have but not at the expense of artistic financial aid. Of those students, is very active in encouraging Snyder explained that there is a m achine by the next day. When c r e a t io n . about 75 percent receive federal minority students to attend some difficulty with the term his wife learns of the position she Showtimes: 7:00 and 9:00 p.m. aid in the form of Basic Lawrence. “Americans do not ‘m inority’. “The word ‘m inority’ lugs the fam ily bedding off to the W e d n e s d a y , N o v . 16 in Y c h 161. Educational Opportunity Grants live in a melting pot,” said is too ambiguous,” he stated. He and federally funded work study. Snyder. Am ericans live in neigh­ described the psychological “ Fair Treatment” borhoods, or in isolated socio­ ram ifications of the term , which The regulation of the Panel is economic and ethnically pure was not devised by the groups set by the program charter of communities. “The only chance referred to, but by the ‘m ajority’. 1976. The Panel observes people have to experience dif­ “Minority defines the op­ procedures of hiring, which are ferences such as individual pressed,” according to Snyder. outlined by Povolny. When a cultural differences is during Once this stigma is accepted by college,” said Snyder. “After AMR faculty or adm inistrative position the groups defined, hopes and that, people go separate ways opens, it is “ advertised to insure aspirations are dampened. The a g a in .” fair treatment of women and negative connotations that go Snyder believes the deter­ m inorities,” said Povolny. A list along with the term are mining factor, in respect to the of about 10 candidates is sub­ damaging. Thus ‘m inorities’ are success or failure of the Af­ RESTAURANT mitted to the Dean of University oppressed by outside forces that firm ative Action Plan here, may Faculty. Of these candidates, do not help to lend them identity lie in the insistence or lack of an there must be at least one woman or a place in society, but rather ambitious search for more Take a Break and one m inority member chosen keep them in a condition of op­ diverse faculty and ad­ to be personally interviewed on From Downer pression. Snyder also em­ m inistrative candidates. campus. Selection is then the responsibility of the Dean of University Faculty. 2 Blocks from Campus Povolny believes that in order of finding the right people, and Wrolstad emphasized the to function effectively, the Panel there is the question of how m any problem of finding and attracting JÉ) should meet at least once a term positions are open.” such applicants. “That’s why we to review hiring practices and to Wrolstad outlined two chose to adopt the Action . . . report to the faculty and ad­ problems with the progress of the because we know that nothing ministration. He added that the program. First, Lawrence ap­ will happen if we sit around and Panel is more concerned with parently has difficulty attracting wait for them to come to us.” promoting Affirm ative Action minorities (prim arily Blacks) to Povolny pointed out that in the Ç i * K & within the faculty than within the the campus. “ Appleton is what it past (from ’76 to ’79) the Panel higher echelons of the college. is,” he said, adding that it is also has been responsible for the The Panel does not meet on a difficult to keep those recruits hiring of at least 10 women. The regular basis; only the Officer here once they are hired. women have been added to the can call the organization together Secondly, Wrolstad explained, Art, Psychology, Sociology, and set it to action. This occurs the college refuses to pay Anthropology, and Music “P i a c e Departments. A woman has also been hired for the position of Vice W EEKEND FILM President for Campus Life. (This was Deborah Townsend, who has “The Eagle Has Landed” since resigned.) The present number of This week's weekend film is the superb action-adventure minority members on the faculty flick, "The Eagle Has Landed," based on the book of the same does not exceed 5, more of whom PEOPLE name. "Eagle" is the code name for a group of German paratroopers that lands in a small English village in 1943. The ac­ are black. There are now Make Us Happy tion that follows is really first class. The film features an excellent positions to be filled in the Math cast headed by Michael Caine as the German Lieutenant. Donaldand History Departments, and in Sutherland, as a member of the IRA working with the Germans, is the Conservatory. SOME not to be missed and Donald Pleasance is especially disturbing as Vurrent activities of the Panel, When They Come Himmler. If you liked "Bridge on the River Kwai" or just good as revealed by Povolny, include action-drama, don’t miss this one. a review of new position Friday and Saturday, November 9 and 10 openings, decisions on the best OTHERS at 7:00 and 9:30 advertising program, and the When They Leave initiation of searches for new 161 Youngchild, $1.50 candidates. Sponsored by the People's Film Committee. Page 4 The Lawrentian 9 November 1979

Law rentians successfully conquer Eastern Europe

and led the troops to safety. That was no escape from them once by Frank and Myrna breakfast, and Dad didn’t always of bubbly, dry, Soviet cham­ evening we wondered, “ What is it they learned of our nationality. (aka Kurt Amend have the tent set up when you pagne??? Ask the anonymous really like in a Siberian labor Our Romanian hosts ushered us and Anne Sexton) pulled into camp close to mid­ dreg that booted in front of Paavo camp? Are winter that cold?” into a private home where we Dedicated to GW S— night. Yet in Orel, U.S.S R ., the Husen’s palatial mansion that Above all, the people we met were wined and dined like long- Na zdorov’e! renlentless, cold, socialist rain, night (ED —the authors confirm enhanced our knowledge of and lost relatives. Dancing soon T h e 1979 East European Slavic degenerate toilet facilities the 70 bottles). During a rare, in- enriched our experiences in each followed. The gentlemen of our Field Trip began June 11 in (Soviet squatties), and a lack of the-field interview. Field Com­ country. The generosity extended group found great pleasure in Chicago. After 109 d a y s (25 o f electricity for cooking and mander Smalley noted, “You to us because we were Am ericans escoring the bride onto the dance r a i n ) , 18 countries, 20,000 washing did not extinguish the damn kids have eaten and drunk was immeasurable. Upon leaving floor. It is tough to tango with a kilometers, and countless in­ sparks of festivity and friendship better than any other group Transylvania, Romania, our bus woman who is six-months credible experiences, the group during our Fourth of July before.” The statement cannot be p r e g n a n t. disbanded September 18 in celebration. d isp u te d . encountered a mob of villagers A six-volume epic tale of the Brussels, Belgium. What was it But the hardships were not Touring cities such as dancing in the road (obviously a Slavic Trip is due to be published lik e ? always so severe . . . Can 39 Leningrad, Moscow, W arsaw. wedding reception). Curiosity by Harvard of the Midwest Univ. people really consume 70 bottles Prague, and Istanbul broadened drew us into the crowd and there Press next month. Send $35.00 to the cultural and historical per­ the authors, and you m ay be the spectives of trip mem bers. Sights first to know every detail of the that left a deep impression on Slavic Odyssey. Better yet, go many included Lenin’s yourself. You will never be the M ausoleum, concentration s a m e . camps Majdanek and Auschwitz, the Hermitage Museum, War­ P.S. A few individual awards can­ saw’s reconstructed Old Town, not go unrecognized: the Prague Castle, and Istanbul’s Slavic Buying—Laura Zientek Blue Mosque and Grand Bazaar. Slavic Dealing—Jim “Matchavu" Each individual developed his- Matchefts her own style of approaching a Slavic Drinking—Griever city. “Slavic Touring,” as it Chief Driver—Dan Dettweiler became known, took a variety of Chief Navigator—Nick Johnson form s: “ I saw all 81 Mosques in Slavic Man-trapping— Mary Sarajevo” by TS and PH, or, "Gorgi" McGuire “Zen Tourism” by D. Willy Slavic I ndulging— Pat t rusk Ehrich, (The Shriner Drinking "Irm a” Nelson Club found pleasure in every Professor Smalley, ringleader. Slavic VAR—Frank and Myrna lo c a le ) . Photo Kurt Amend Tales of excitement and ad­ venture are numerous. At the foot of the Caucusus Mountains, several kilometers outside of Ordzhinikidze, U.S.S R ., a group of ten stumbled onto an off-limits News in Briefs Soviet m ilitary post. After an THE GROUP, 20 km. from the Soviet-Polish border. extremely stern warning by a Photo: Kurt Amend Soviet officer to evacuate promptly, Commdr. S m a lle y Israeli Prim e Minister Menachem Begin has avoided one of the asserted his m ilitary a u th o rity nation’s most embittered political disputes by securing a secret Thirty-six naive, spirited, cont. from page 1 agreement with the Orthodox Jewish Agudat Israel (Union of Israel bourgeois (dried-out) Lawren­ Party) that would abolish a law allowing abortion for social or en­ tians set off from Brussels in six Caradon obtained objective vironmental reasons. If the agreement had not been reached, a VW vans, complete with their Knesset (parliam ent) vote over the issue could have brought down M r. earthly belongings that would After the speech, this reporter possible solution.” According to Begin’s coalition government. Many Knesset m em bers were enraged carry them through the rigorous interviewed John Dreher of the Dr. Chaney, Lord Caradon’s at the government’s actions, declaring that “ the price w ill be paid by three and a half months that lay Philosophy Department, W illiam speech “gave us reasons for poor, socially deprived, and unfortunate wom en.” ahead. Field Commander George Chaney of the History Depart­ optim isim about the possible uses “Wilbur” Smalley, armed in ment, and Minoo Adenwalla of of those international agencies.” The F B I. is reviewing television videotapes made of Saturday’s Slavic style with monocle and the Government Departm ent. Dr. Chaney was, however, anti-Ku Klux Klan rallv in Greensboro, North Carolina, where four whip, led the troops on their Prof. Dreher was impressed with disappointed at the sm all student rally organizers were killed and ten others wounded. The police, who mission. His reign was supreme. Lord Caradon. He said, “ When a turn-out for the convocation. were monitoring the rally, could not pinpoint the cause, but they have guy with his experience talks, I Minoo Adenwalla felt the speech arrested twelve men in connection with the killings (all of whom are The biggest problem from the just listen very carefully.” He “ gave some insight into the work considered to be Ku Klux Klan m em bers). Ironically, Greensboro was start was how six people of dif­ believed that the speech was of a highly placed diplomat at the the site of the first well-publicized civil rights sit-in. where four blacks ferent temperaments and ex­ successful in the sense that it United Nations. It showed how were refused service at a Woolworth’s lunch counter nearly two periences could live as a group. “ provoked an attitude shift” and even antagonists could cooperate decades ago. In time, we learned to cooperate not a “ detailed blueprint . .. Lord to solve seemingly intractable and to trust one another. We Caradon set a nice limited ob­ problems.” Adenwalla also Pope John Paul II and the Roman Catholic Cardinals have begun a learned the values of patience, jective, and he attained it.” pointed out that “The wit and historic four-day congress in Vatican City where the Vatican's sharing and listening. Most of all, Dreher liked the idea that a “ man humor of the speech were finances, the possibility of reform ing the church central government, we learned from each other as of the world could be here for a delightful.” and the church’s role in the modern world will be discussed. The we moved through foreign whole week.” D r. Chaney thought Lord Caradon will end his week countries arguing, discussing, congress is the first of its kind to convene in five centuries. the speech was “ both thoughtful at Lawrence Saturday night at and laughing. and useful.” He added, “The the International Dinner at The Press Trust of India reported Monday that there was an The Slavic Trip taught one warmth of his own concern for Colman H all, where he will be the exhange of fire between Indian and Bangladesh param ilitary forces independence; it built confidence diplomacy and the human guest of honor. across their border following a dispute over a tract of land in India’s and character. We toured problems gave some hope for a numerous strange cities, northeastern state of Tripura. equipped with an untested Former C.I.A. director George Bush won M ain’s Republican knowledge of languages and Fall Term 1979 cultures. Through this exposure, presidential straw poll with 35 percent of the vote. The victory endless decision-making within Final Exam Schedule represented a political setback for Sen. Howard Baker, who took 30 each bus developed, and one’s Class Meeting Final Exam percent of the vote, and for Ronald Reagan, who received 8 percent. ability to be flexible and com­ Time Time Iranian students, in support of the Ayatollah Khom eini’s rule, took promising grew. Wednesday, Dec. 12 1:30 M W F 8:30 a.m. Flexibility and the art of over the U.S. Em bassy in Tehran on Monday. As of Thursday evening 11:10 M W F 1:30 p.m. compromise were invaluable they were still holding an estimated 60 Am erican citizens hostage, Thursday, Dec. 13 12:30 TT 8:30 a.m. qualities in that the Slavic Trip demanding the return of exiled Shah Riza Pahlevi from New York to was a field experience—that is, a 9:50 MW F 1:30 p.m. Tehran. The Shah is in New York recovering from surgery for cancer camping trip. Living outside for Friday, Dec. 14 8:30 MW F 8:30 a.m. World reaction to the takeover has been supportive of the United three and a half months under 2:30 TT 1:30 p.m. States’ refusal to return the Shah so that he may face trial by both idyllic and desparate con­ Saturday, Dec. 15 8 or 9 TT 8:30 a.m. Khomeini’s court. Margaret Thatcher of England lashed out at the ditions demanded a strong, ad­ Iranian government for the incident, calling it a barbarous act. Some 2:50 MW F 1:30 p.m. venturous spirit. Mom wasn’t countries have suggested an Am erican takeover of Iran if the hostages always there with a nice, hot are not immediately released. Ijpon learning of the event, Prim e M inister Bazargan of Iran, and his entire Cabinet resigned their posts. Virtually all foreign press correspondents have been ordered to leave Iran im m ediately.

D JS L i P U B Election Results from around the Nation, Tuesday, Novem ber 6. Fleeted for the first time were: George V. Voinovich, republican Mayor of Cleveland-defeated Dennis Kucmich by a safe margin. John Y. Brown, Democratic Governor of Kentucky—defeated Louis Nunn by a wide m argin in a bitterly fought cam paign fmrv n ' t' ras,*r. Democratic Mayor of Minneapolis—defeated 4 vfctory outspending them all 2 to 1; a come-from-behind

Re-elected were the following: nro ,)J‘n™ crat Kevin White as Mayor of Boston, marking an un­ precedented 4th term in office

FRESH DELICATESSEN QUALITY Baltimore1" 1>0na,d Schapfpr. Democrat, to a third term in 726 W. College Ave., Appleton inHi m Tnb|llCanS7 0ni Moody in Columbus, Ohio, W illia m H u d n u t in DELIVERY EVERYDAY — 734-3536 Indianapolis and Margaret llance in Phoenix. Parvis S,Ted Wllson in SaIt Lake City and Richard Hatcher in elprtpH Mlana f c^er* now *n his third term , was the first Black elected Mayor of a major city in this c o u n t r y . ______9 November 1979 The Lawrentian Page 5

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The Lawrence University Jazz stops in Fond du Lac, Fort The band’s appearance in Midwest at the National College Ensemble left early Wednesday the entire band. I know he has Atkinson, Janesville, Evansville, lacrosse (Friday evening) is of Jazz Festival in 1973. m orning for an eight-concert tour taught me a great deal about both Madison, Portage, Baraboo and particular interest. LU JE was Harmon left LU in 1974 to form of Wisconsin. The band will music and life. I’ve shopped Lacrosse. Featured as guest selected by the State of W isconsin return to take the Chapel by “ M atrix” , a “concept” jazz around and you know, he’s right . artist on the tour will be Robert Jazz Educators to represent group that has cut several .. Pro Max is the best blow-dryer storm Sunday evening, Levy, Associate Professor of Wisconsin at the Wisconsin- albums since then and currently on the m arket.” Jeff Santaga, November 11 at 8:00 p.m. Music at Lawrence. Levy, an Minnesota Convention of the enjoys a formidable following sophomore saxophone player The tour, which gives band accomplished composer, per­ National Association of Jazz (several of the members are LU from Green Bay, echoed Wer- members excellent concert former and teacher, has oer- Educators at Lacrosse. Junior alumni). Instructor of Music muth’s tribute: “Before I met experience in addition to at­ formed as soloist and in cham ber trumpeter John Carlson was Scott Prebys carried the jazz Fred, I used to be the wallflower tracting high school m usicians to music throughout much of the overheard to say, “ .. . but I don’t p r o g r a m fro m 1974 to 1977, a t at parties. Bullies used to kick the LU jazz program , w ill include c o u n t r y . know how to dress for the big which time Fred Sturm took sand in my face. But no m ore!” t im e .” o v e r . Sadly missing from this term ’s Jazz has only been a part of the Sturm, an LU alumnus and an performance will be the hapless music scene at LU since 1971, original member of M atrix, had Dr. Dave Winship. Winship, who when a jazz ensemble was nothing but praise to offer LU JE continues to set trends in the established and sustained by Phi on their selection by the Jazz areas of hairstyling and personal Mu Alpha Sinforia, a music Educators: “It is a tremendous hygiene, is rumored to be held fraternity. The jazz program was testimony to the kids on the band captive in a Columbia, Missouri greatly expanded when specialist and certainly the most notable prison, pending charges that he John Harmon came to campus honor the jazz program has ever fabricated his testimony when he and organized im provization, received at LU ” . Sturm himself declared that he had 33 and one- f e a t u r e s history and arranging courses. rated praise from several band third percent fewer cavities in Within a few years, the jazz members. Senior Brucie Wer- the 1964 Crest toothpaste test. ensemble (under Harmon’s muth, lead trumpet man from With or without Winship, the direction) was chosen as the Elm Grove, Wisconsin had this to Sunday night LU JE concert outstanding band at the Midwest say about the eminent director: promises to be an event College Jazz Festival. The band “ He has been a relentless source throughly enjoyed by one and all. Who should control the Canal? was also selected to represent the of inspiration and enthusiasm for

by Julio Cam arena government’s decision was a “The Panam a Canal belongs to good one, and that keeping the Panama and not the United canal was a threat to the U.S. States! We w ill control all of our because it would reinforce the Van Morrison is back “Into the Music” territory! There w ill be no aliens image that Latin Am erica has of controlling our land!” These and the U.S. “imperialist country” . strument and composition, put crucial role on the album. several other phrases were M iller says that the people who his soul into his m usic, then Van “Troubadours” has an ap­ repeated in Panam a the past first think the canal zone belongs Morrison was a great m usician. propriate medieval color, and of October. Vice-President to the United States because the We were amazed, and took the salutes the compassionate Walter Mondale gave back to U.S. built it are wrong. It is not m ick into our hearts. vocation of m instrelsy. “ Rolling Panama absolute control over the m aterial aspect of the canal Then those six or seven H ills” is a vision of a return to the the canal zone in a very exciting which is important; it is the cowardly years called “ the Golden Age, to the Lake Isle, ceremony. The canal zone, strategical geographic situation seventies” killed his soul, as they made possible and freed by faith: controlled by the United States that makes it of great im­ sapped and killed the souls of “Among the rolling hills I will for 15 years, now belongs to our portance. He thinks that this Dylan, Lou Reed, Neil Young, live my life in Him” . Side one Latin-American friends - The decision is a wise one because it Carole King, Jagger, Richards closes with a tribute and a pledge Panamanians. measures the United States’ and even, for a time, Bruce to the Lady of his lake, “You Two professors from the friendship with the Latin Springsteen. But som ething’s Make Me Feel So Free” . Lawrence University faculty American countries. happening; the Stones have found I think that side two will be were interviewed and asked to Professor Chance emphasized the guts to live out on the edge your favorite, Greg. Van jam s, give their opinions concerning the im portance of this decision by again, Dylan has found the guts growls, barks, whispers and cries the importance of this issue: saying that “ this resolution has a to be alive again, Young has in a way that he hasn’t since Professor Jeffrey A. M iller, symbolic significance. This event by Terry Moran found the courage to be joyful Moondance. “ Angeliou” tells the member of the government shows that the U .S. m ay not treat To Greg Moran, Carleton College again, and Lou Reed has simply story of the brown-eyed girl, the department and specialist in any of the Latin American D e a r G r e g , public policy, and Professor John countries as it had been treating Van Morrison is back. Chance, member of the An­ them before. It is true that the Remember when you first got thropology department and United States created Panam a in Moondance, and we were up until specialist in Mexico and Latin 1903, though the U .S. now looks at two in the morning listening, A m e r ic a . Panama as a responsible adult. talking and living that album? Professor M iller has a strong Panama is no longer the naive (Remember when two in the feeling for this country since he and irresponsible kid.” morning was late?) Then I got has visited Panam a twice. He has Chance believes that the Astral W eeks, and as we sat there talked with Americans and Panama Canal would have listening, we were amazed at the Panamanians who lived there. created great problems for the rushing, wild, soft and urgent He believes that the changing U.S. if it had not been returned. intensity, the soul this man put jurisdiction of the canal zone was Chance also believes that the into his voice. He wrote like a going to come and that it would people who say that the U.S. m instrel, like the long-forgotten have happened more quietly if bought the canal zone are people writer of the songs we sang as Konald Reagan had not tried to who have no knowledge of the children. His songs had the queer use it as a campaign issue. The changes that Latin America is humor of “Finnegan’s Wake”, Panama Canal became a high experiencing. the sweet melancholy of “The intensity issue during the 1976 Professor Chance concluded by Parting G lass” and the ribald fun election when Ronald Reagan saying that no political of “Reilly’s Daughter” . And in tried to use it for his campaign. arrangement is eternal. the middle of it all, of the jazzy Professor M iller believes that the guitars and bass, the sad, dan­ got his guts back. And, Greg, Van graceful, crucial lady in Van’s cing flutes, of the singing, the Man is back. music. It is Paris, in May, the sweeping violins, was that I can hardly wait to see you at month of Mary, and Van is voice—soaring, crooning, Thanksgiving and play for you touched, and touches Angeliou. INTERNATIONAL praying, crying, growling— his new album , Into the M usic. As The song ends with him telling singing to us. If a musician is the title (remember “Into the h er “ I got a story, too-It goes someone who can, within the CAREER? M ystic” ?) and cover, which something like this” . The next freedom of the discipline of in­ shows him in almost , the same song is “ When the Healing Has position with the sam e expression Begun” . I’m not going to try to as on Astral Weeks, suggest, he is put this song into words for you, returning to the commitment and Greg. I ’ll just let you listen to it, intensity of his early album s. He and let you feel what I felt. I’ll has grown, been changed by the just say that its the best song dry years, but he is not really written in a long time, certainly A representative THE different “In my end is my the best song written this year. “ Its All In The Game” , written will be on the campus beginning” . TOTAL Into the Music, like Astral by Charles Dawes and Carl THURSDAY W eeks, is neatly divided. Side one Sigman, tells of the ups and NOVEMBER 15, 1979 is bright, lilting and joyous while downs of life, and em braces them to discuss qualifications for PICTURE side two is slow, soulful, almost with a tear and a laugh. The album closes with “You Know advanced study at gospel in places, full of force and conviction. The album begins What They’re Writing About” , a AMERICAN with “ Bright Side of the Road” , song that expresses the call of the GRADUATE SCHOOL • Full service frame shop in which Van casually announces minstrel as a noble, prophetic and job opportunities • Prints and graphics the theme of Into the Music: call necessary to the society. The in the field of • Photo supplies “ From the dark end of the street- song and the album end with the To the bright side of the road” . invocation “ I want you to meet INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT • Quality photo finishing He is singing of rebirth; of the m e ” . rebirth of hope and joy, of desire Van’s back, Greg, and he’s not Interviews may be scheduled at — New Location — and laughter. He has made the afraid any more. He wants to journey to Desolation Row, to share with us. those old days CAREER PIANNING & 116 N. Division Street The Year Zero, and has returned again, and bring us with him on PIACEMENT O FFICE (Behind the Viking Theater) full of faith; a happy, bold faith, a his picaresque trip through his Open Mon., Thurs., Fri. 9:30-9:00 faith that embraces rather than m u s ic . Tues., Wed., Sat. 9:30-5:30 proselytizes. In “ Full Force See you at Thanksgiving, Greg. AMERICAN GRADUATE SCHOOL Gale” , he sings “Like a full force L o v e , OF INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT 7 3 1 - 8 9 5 0 gale-I was lifted up again-I was TERRY P S. I ’ll give you six points on the Thunderbird Campus lifted up again by the Lord” . “ Stepping Out Queen” introduces game this Saturday. Loser buys a Glendale, Arizona 85306 c a s e . u the woman that is to play a Page 6 The Lawrentian 9 November 1979 U B E I R A l A I R T f l S T S Waste can be curbed He urges anyone who discovers a no need for tap water so hot that cont. from page 1 waste problem to contact the it is painful to the touch. Physical Plant. Let them know if take a few minutes to adjust Most of the water problem is your outside doors need new thermostats down to 68 degrees due to residents negligence. weather stripping, if you can’t or even 65 degrees. Thermostat Attitudes toward water use must turn off the hall lights on your adjustment is surely the crucial undergo a basic change. The floor, if your faucets drip, or if step in curtailing wasted heat, western United States already anything else is in a state of but students must follow suit to feels the considerable pressure of disrepair. When money will be complete the effort by insuring water shortages and soon saved they can be especially that outside doors are not left everyone w ill be forced to follow e f fic ie n t . open and windows in public areas the trend of conservative water If your present impression is, such as laundry rooms and usage. Don’t leave water running “these are all just minor lounges are shut when it is while you brush you teeth. Don’t problem s,” consider the fact that n e c e s s a r y . leave water running while you their corrections are just as W a t e r shave. Don’t start the shower m inor. The changes necessary on The final example to be before you are ready to use it. the part of the Physical Plant are discussed is the waste of water, And don’t replace the school’s quite simple and inexpensive, and the energy needed to heat it. water saving showerheads with and a concerted attempt by the The Physical Plant could easily luxury ones. . improve the situation by student body to correct the Mr. Stuyvenberg encourages present situation would be just as decreasing the temperature to suggestions intended to increase which water is heated. There is e a s y . International Dinner Saturday efficiency and decrease waste.

The fourth annual Lawrence with wine and almonds (polio en International Dinner, featuring pepitoria) from Mexico, and “Broadw ay Sings” at Cloak Theatre m u delicacies from 10 nations, w ill be stuffed tomatoes (tomatoes served Saturday, November 10, farcie) from France, with a side “Broadway Sings,” a musical She noted that many songs from at 6 p.m. in the Colman Hall dish of dilled green beans (kapros revue featuring songs from Broadway musicals become dining room. zold bab) from Hungary, and Broadway shows, will be popular and that m any people do Dearest girls, 1 don't care what Served in past years in the Gold black bread (russkyj cornyj presented Thursday through not know their origin. “ Broadway you think. I’m definitely NOT up for another Saturday night! But 1 Room of Downer Commons, the xleb) from Russia. The dessert Saturday, November 8-10, in the Sings” will put them in their could sure use another two hour Lawrence International Dinner will be a pudding (bouza) from F. Theodore Cloak Experim ental context, she said. phone call like last Sunday. has been moved to Colman Hall Gambia, and the wine (rose) Theatre in Lawrence Univer­ Cast members from the Ap­ I'm Definitely In Love!! to accommodate the crowd which comes from Portugal. sity’s Music-Drama Center. pleton area are Jeff Richman, A special guest at the dinner Ellen Frielund, Dave Gee, Pete the event has been attracting. The revue, directed by Billie Oh, L et’s hear it for tum m y aches Tickets, at $8 each, are available will be Lord Caradon, Sir Hugh Witte, a sophomore music m ajor Leahy, Pat March, Ann Powers, in the emergency room!!! How at The Little Mermaid and at the Foot, the British representative from Richfield, W is., w ill begin at and Rachel Riese. Lawrence about some Benziwhatever...ya LU Box Office. to the United Nations from 1964 to 8 p.m . each night. Accompanied students in the cast are Marty never know! Kap. The dinner is prepared by the 1970. Lawrence International by Rocky Daehler on piano, Guy Butorac, Em ily Copeland, Ben Lawrence University Food invited him to extend his stay in Wieseler on bass, and Tim Ledo, Kevin Meidl, Bob Ott, To all members of the Girls Service from recipes provided by Appleton for the dinner, and he Buckingham on percussion, the Henry Stevenson, Brian Tishuk, Basketball Team, Friday night, ten Lawrence students from 16 graciously accepted. cast of 16 musicians from Mary Vander Linden, and o’clock, the Viking room. We will be discussing our strategy for Satur­ foreign countries and the United Countries represented in the Lawrence and the community Melanie W inter. day morning. Be there, aloha! States. On the menu this year are Lawrence International mem­ w ill p re s e n t 22 so n g s fro m 10 Tickets, priced at $2 for adults a rum-based cocktail, (batida bership in addition to the U .S. are Broadway shows. and $1 for students and senior Hetland, don’t worry—your paulista) from Ecuador; fried Iran, Mexico, Turkey, Jam aica, Witte is directing the show as citizens, are available at the Box hairline won’t start receding for at Gambia, Hong Kong, Barbados, O ffic e . meat puffs, (won ton) from Hong an independent study project. least ten years. Members of the France, Vietnam, Greece, Kong; a cracker dip, (talattouri) geological society. from Greece; and a green salad Germany, Cyprus, M alaysia, (gruener salat) from Germany. Puerto Rico, Japan, and B. How do icy cold Margaritas The main dish will be chicken E c u a d o r . qmrawraBWEBa and chips with hot, cheesey bean ‘‘Thank God this puberty thing is all over finally.” dip sound? Are ya up for it this Friday night?! Kap, Wood, Connotations —Sophomore Tom Watson Wimp, Oh.

Heading this week’s list of play three pieces: the First concerts and recitals is the Sonata of Bohuslav M artinu, the performance by the Lawrence Sonata in F-minor by Telemann, University Jazz Ensem ble at 8:00 and “Danse de la Chevre” by Sunday night in the Chapel. The Honneger. Rob will perform the concert will mark the Haydn Trumpet Concerto, homecoming, and final per­ “Suite” by W illiam Latham , and formance of the group’s three conclude with a ‘‘Sixteenth day tour. The program will be Century Carmina” edited for selected from the tour repertoire, brass quintet by John Glasel. Bob including tunes arranged by Braun, Beth Halloin, Dave director Fred Sturm (“Willow Brightsm an, and Bruce Wermuth Weep for Me” ), Les Hooper (“ On will assist in this number—even Green Dophin Street” ), and Rob can’t be expected to play a Frank Foster (“Shiny quintet by him self. Also assisting Submarine Sandwiches Stockings” ). Original charts in the program will be Susan include Bob Brookmeyer’s “ ABC Lawrence, bassoon; Connie Blues’’, Bill Dobbins’ “Mountain Grabow, Barb Lee, and Janet Dance” , and Fred Sturm’s own Lavery-Palum bo, piano. “Prana.” Faculty member The General Student recital is Robert Levy, trumpet, will be on Thursday this week at 11:20 featured as guest artist. Sunday a.m . in Harper. The program w ill night should see the ensemble at begin with “ Fantasie” by Faure, a peak in quality and spirits • a performed by Kathy Reed, flute, treat for all fans of jazz and and Barb Lee, piano. Next Rick LUJE. Baugniet w ill play the Suite No. 2 Introducing from M ilw aukee Monday at 12:15 there w ill be a for Solo Trum pet by Alec W ilder, special lunchtime concert in followed by Barb Lee in a long- awaited solo piano performance, Harper Hall, presented by the OPEN DAILY FROM 11:00a.m. — MIDNIGHT Lawrence University Chamber doing Bach’s Partita in B-flat Players. The Chamber Players Major. Terry Burk will sing FRIDAY— SATURDAY: 11:00 a.m.— 2:00 a.m. are a group of conservatory songs by Faure, Debussy and faculty instrum entalists directed Barber accompanied by Jim Thompson and .Chris Been. Phone Ahead for Fast Service — 731-0644 by Professor of Theory and » Composition, Steven Stucky. The Wrapping up the program are Fresh Baked Bread — first piece on the program , Dance Laurie Reim er, flute, and Linda Hot Out of the Oven every 4 hours. Preludes, by the contemporary Martin, piano, in “Night Polish composer Witold Soliloquy” by Kent Kennan, and Lutoslawski, should be a par­ the Brass Quintet made up of Jeff ticularly knowledgeable per­ Griese, Rick Baugniet, Jenny ¡s the biggest thing to hit the valley since the form ance in light of the fact that Meyer, Tom Vincent and Mike introduction of truly BIG appetites. Dr. Stucky is currently com­ Nelson in “Exhibition” by pleting a book on the composer. Fischer Tull. The other works on the program Lastly, Thursday evening is the are “Trio for Flute, Trum pet and recital given by Laura Luedecke, Percussion,” written by Edward soprano, and Anne M ishler, Diemente in 1969, and “ Serenade piano. Laura, a senior Music M O N D A Y S P E C IA L ! Bu, U f a turkey sub, for Small Orchestra” by Jean Education major, will perform Francaix. It will be a rare and songs by Schumann, Brahms, and get a F R E E small coke. Reg $155 . #1.15 good opportunity to hear some M ahler, Cristobal Halffther, contemporary chamber music Joaquin Nin, and Ehrique and also to see many con­ Granados. Her pianist is Dave servatory faculty members Lornson. Anne, a junior major sharing the stage at Harper. (and a pro at “weilding the chalk” for “ A ” theory class) will Rob Cohen, trumpet, and 347 W . College Ave. play works by Beethoven, Kathy Sellin, flute, both senior Across from tHe Viking Theatre Poulenc, and Granados. The Music Education m ajors, will be (Well Worth the Walk) recital will take place at 8:30 heard in recital Monday at 8.00 p.m. in Harper Hall. p.m. in Harper Hall. Kathy will 9 November 1979 The Lawrentian Page 7

To all the members of the Deb Wow! A roaring twenties dance! Townsend Kan Club: We have Dear Svennie, Fritche, and Dan, When? Friday Nov. 16 after Hedda reason to believe that Ms. Town­ Gabbler. Where? The Cloak 1 hanks for all your support-and send spoke to several students sex appeal. You really added 1 heatre How? God only knows! about the upcoming changes in the Why? Fun! Fun! Fun! something to the game. (When we Health Center. If you were one of figure out what, we’ll let you know). these fortunate people would you Love, the D.G.s please let us know. Thank you. Y Yes, sex is a touchy subject, Yours in democracy, LUCC but you sure have the situation well S p o r t s Hans, Caribou, Horns, Comikaze, in hand! Thanks for the talk- Action, Warrior, Gouging, Katy R.: Glad you’re one of us Love, your confused sis Slaughter, Which-way, Wicked, now. Welcome! Pi Phi Love, Wanta, Animal, Evil, and the — Your Sisters K.Z. Now that H.C. is over, mid­ terms are thru, and THE DAY is Phantom, Kim Peterson: It was ex­ Hey all you Peephs! Way to go!! set...will you talk with your Cola cellent!!! What more is there to First football, then broomball, then Man and let me know when we can say? —Bruiser Swimmers on the blocks . . . who knows? Maybe the Olym­ get together? j ^ D Dear Fred—Gee, if only you’d by Nat A. Tor pics? The greatest reward of a l l. . . year’s letterwinners: Cathy Weez—The lost article bit was a quit stringing me along, then I’d The Alexander Gym aquatic AVENUE! Baker, Caroline Campbell, Becky hoax. Poo and Hole R E A L L Y be in Paradise. center has undergone a drastic F'arm er, Sheri Greenberger, T.J.S.: Have you found the little Yours, Tara change in the past year. No Amanda Hanson, Lisa Woellner man in the boat? Hey J.K .—Take it from me—R.L. longer does Coach Gene Davis Smitty, Slobbs, Weak, Heidi, and Linda Berger. Last year’s co­ (with Mr. Wright: Mr. Right???) is guide the fortunes of Lawrence M.A.C.: B.B. said it best . . . You look terrible. You better go see captain Margie Bard-gett will worth the WAIT. JFD swimming. The new, combined -R - a doctor. But I feels good. return from Washington in swimming program (LU men Sister C.F.—Your lengthy letter January, along with junior Ann Updike: Was the dry run fun? Kyle, W hat happens when soccer and women will practice and was FANTASTIC. We all love ya Whereat. Word has it that junior —Blaz ends? Does that mean we can’t travel together) is headed by and miss you lots! In the hands... Anne Smith also plans to return score any more goals? Pele Cocah Leta Lyon, who is ably Says Ayatollah: "Those Betas to competition after a year’s FOR SALE: Three slightly assisted by Professor Fred really know how to treat their a b s e n c e . charred hubcaps and */» bag of mar­ Smit-obbs-weak-di, Look bad, feels Gaines and Phil “Flip" Rhoade, women. Come to the Revolution A substantial number of fresh­ shmallows. The Lambrusco was good, that’s it. You's a va______a. the head coach and aquatics and see what I mean.” men and sophomore women chilled, but then again, next time Hasakayamaya director of the Appleton YM CA. should give the women’s team we’ll have a fireplace. backbone of the m en’s team : Jim To Henry: The man we once Damnit Janet, If we weren’t all solid depth. New sophomores Acker, Tom Boya, John “W ally” knew and loved. Sigh. Hey, Fred! Hedda Gabler is the crazy, we'd all go insane. "Gee I include Ann Bliss, Ane Lintvedt, Chambers, Rick Maddox, Mike — The Now Big 5-1 1920’s? I ’ve got to see this! Did think you're swell" Carolyn Louis, and Anne Tews, O’Connell, and Chris Parrott all they really flap on the fjords? along with sophomore transfer Updike: Meet you in Jim's participated in last year’s over­ -PR L.U.D.C. Lynn deVelder. Freshmen Bathroom (ladies that is). chlorinated conference team women competing on the team effort. Senior Mark Krolow Mr. Esquire: Evenings with you D .G .’s and Pi Phis: Remember, Hey, Becker-Baby! Welcome include Megan Bailiff, Carol it s not whether you win or lose aboard! W'e love ya lots! D .G. returns after a year’s absence are so much fun!! I get the biggest Cadby, Lori Jensen, Jane Mc­ that counts, it’s how V IC IO U S you along with sophomore Kipp Sh- kick out of doing dishes . . . Nutt, Louise Thelin, Anne can be... Love, SB. DM, BD. JW Dear Larry D— Silence is crage. Crack sprinter John Wallace, and Jennifer Pedraza. Dianne and Mike: Onward ever AT,,IP G O L D E N ! A concerned friend Traylor and flyer Jack Erkilla, onward we plow through “simple” are expected to aid the Vikings in The Vikings have a highly T.W.—When do I get my post­ algebraic equations not to mention Dear Luke, Y ’all thank we's the J a n u a r y . com petitive schedule planned for card? Boots 5 market diagrams . . . Help! only sane ones left? You bet'cher The freshmen newcomers this season; they open with the gravy strainer! —Mary Lou —your partner in confusion Gary N.— I'm such a hyprocrite. feature a contingent of sprinters, co-ed Ranger Relays at UW- Parkside on November 16. Since Lisa B.: Any more of that scream­ P —find yourself a woman. —B Will you ever forgive me? —letter which will strengthen a chronic on the way— Give the queen my the next meet is scheduled for ing, and I wouldn't be surprised if LU weakness. Mertin Bonfil, reguards! Love and kisses, Mary January 14, there is still ample the whole Ariel staff got up and Bruce, Mark, and Graham, the Andy Burnett, and Larry Leporte time for anyone to train and* walked out! By the way, how’s life best coaches: Thanks for have all expressed a distaste for Ritual initiation ceremony for contribute to the aquatic effort. at the farm? everything. The victory is ours. any distance over 200 yards. high priests and priestesses of Previous competitive experience Pi Phi's David Powers will contribute in Dear Brothers of Phi Kappa Tau: Zendruid will be held tonight at is not necessary but is valued the breastroke, and Californian Congratulations on the great job Hope that everyone who came to Memorial Chapel at midnight. Ad­ highly. At this early time, it mission - one trepanned human Chuck Hunter should add weight you did with ‘‘Le Brawl" and with the game last Sunday enjoyed it. appears that both team s could be skull and a post-adolescent virgin to the distance effort. the reception for Lord Caradon. We did. For those who didn't come, powerful with the addition of one (J.C. and R.K. not included). The women are led by last Such insanity coupled with such Pi Phi's beat the DG's 13-0. or two swimmers in key areas. Reverand Vikingburger officiating. culture — and all in one week!! Katy, We are so glad you Remember to paint yourselves To the Scott in Trever who is in pledged. Pi Phi love, your sisters blue. Next week's highlight: plans love with me: Thanks so much for for the Henge! Until then, CP. DW, DO'D, JT. JH: You'll the rose at Downer . . . I don’t even caerllychwrch. Congrats to our new Theta never know what happened the remember if I thanked you. It was initiates, Ann Whereat and night before because the day after Babbitt, W hat’s it worth to you? very sweet and I'll never forget it! Carolyn Louis. was winning. The East House G ang FOUND on the courts 11-3-79: Steve: Y o u’re so cute when you One brown sweater. To identify, doze off in class. Tell me, why don't A dam —Yo u’re very sweet but Roy: Remember the big event of Adam and T. Dwyer, Thanks for please come to 326 Plantz, or call you sleep at flight??? you must learn to behave with a bit four years ago today? My, how being such calm, cool, and collected X307. more propriety. —Betty we’ve improved! —ImmerDeine referees-Good job! Judes Mr. Esquire: You have the best- P.S.— The first is always the Steve Goodman in Concert Nov. 17 For the record Winamac is a looking legs! Have you considered sweetest, though. OTIS SEC invites you to hear Steve going without your pants more small town in northern Indiana. It Goodman, nationally famous often? has three traffic lights spread Babbitt—Nice picture. Girls, Mary Jane, Warthe @}*|u folksinger-songwriter, on Sat., throughout downtown and the girls, girls. wurya Friday night? Puck did a Nov. 17, 8:00 p.m ., Lawrence Havently been to bed yet. Cor­ outlying areas. It has NO “ red miserable imitation. We all cut off Memorial Chapel. Steve has ap­ ny 's eyes are red. Rather. And it No, Mary Kirchoff is NOT my light” districts. Please refrain from our legs in your honor. Sorry to peared with John Prine, Arlo girlfriend! —John Arnold keeps getting brighter out there. making further nasty comments hear about your rape. Glad you Guthrie, Pete Seeger and other unless they are true. didn’t lose any money on the deal. prominent performers. Some of November 11, The Coffeehouse To anyone that can help me: —M J Fans, Inc. Steve’s most popular songs include will offer an evening of diverse Bomber-We did IT!!! 13-0 Wish What happened to the LUCC "City of New Orleans," “Somebody entertainment. The night will begin you would have been here. See you column. LUCC UPDATE? I pay Sot: Greet Saturday morning Else’s Troubles," "Dutchman,” at 9:00 with music of Brahms, per­ in December. Love, Bruiser $6,000 a year to go here and I want with a sunrise. Join us at Jim ’s at and “Jazzman." Tickets are 15.50 formed by a string quartet of to know what is going on with 9. Isn ’t it great to be a blue-eyed and $6.00 at the Box Office. amazing quality (you’re welcome, To all Health Center Lovers: LU CC!!! Concerned blonde? History Colloquium: Babbit). Around 10:00, the scene Right now, while you are reading "A DAMNED SITE BETTER will shift to the mind-boggling this personal there is a lively Dear Hezukiya's Doctor, I feels (Than It used to be): feats of a local magician. Alison discussion going on in the Cof­ Dear Thetas—Thanks for W ed­ good, but I looks bad??? What the A Look at Historic Preservation Below will arrive at 10:30 to com­ feehouse. During happy hour nesday night—the best things are *(//mi??? (To be said with an E.K., for Our Time." Professor A. Gregg plete our guest line-up. It promises today, recent changes in the Health always worth waiting for. You own pimp-like accent). —Hezukiya Roeber and Lawrence Senior James to be a night of relaxation and en­ Center will be the topic of LUCC s a piece of my heart. "B oatloads" of Van Bochove, presenters. Tuesday, joyment: Please come and enjoy it second public forum. love & thanks again. A.E. W. Dearest Dobbs, Bananie, 13 November, 7:30 p.m. Main Hall with us. Bearass, Smelli, Swens, P.B., and Puckster. EAT MUCH!!! 109. The public is invited. Poetry of Spain, France & Italy THE ZENDRUIDS are pleased A tutorial on modern Spain, to announce the merger with the France, and Italy will be offered by LU D S. Meetings will be held at the Spanish Department in Term 11:00 pm Wednesday, in the Viking II. The text adopted for the course PI tl Room. includes poems in the original language and in English tran­ McPeter: What the Hell is your slation. besides explanatory y»I* last name, anyway? discussions by poets and scholars. -R.S. V P.. McShellThe air is to help students get at è 6 the subtleties of the foreign poem Marylou—Sorry about the ad. I in its original language. Lawrence was only doing what I though was staff members of various depart­ best. What can I get you for your ments (English, French, Slavic) birthday? Luke and visiting scholars will do readings and presentations. See CONGRATULATIONS! To Mr. Alfieri about prerequisites. WOW! A Roaring Twenties Dance! Janet Becker the latest DG pledge When? Friday, Nov. 16 after lé ----- and to Leslie Wachter who initiated this week. Welcome. Hedda (»abler. Where? The Cloak Theatre. How? God only knows! Why? Fun, fun, fun! Randroo—Webb’s isn’t the same Student Assistant Wanted 0RAG0N GATE without you!! Hurry home soon!! For sociology professor. Work Rugs rand risses, George and involved is varied, depending on the kids the departm ent’s needs. Pay is RESTAURANT going campus rate for 6 hrs./wk. 406 W. College Ave., Appleton, Wisconsin — Phone 731-8088 Hey there big C.C.C.—You're one Work-study eligibility preferred. hell of a big sis! Sincerely, Your Bibliographical or research ex­ — Orders lo Take Out — unexpected surprise. perience helpful but not required. If We serve the Finest Chinese Foods o f Four Provincial Schools of Chinese Cooking interested, call Prof. Leffler, 739- 3681, ext. 410. Page 8 The Lawrentian 9 November 1979

C ham pionship gam e: L U vs. Carleton Player of tlje Week Vikes stymie Ripon 10-7

defender gave LU the ball on the vocal cords of many vociferous Despite frigid temperatures one yard line. Lawrentians. A plague of yellow and howling winds, the Lawrence Bruce Barkw ill blasted into the flags infested Ripon’s field, defense withstood the final on­ endzone with what proved to be killing interceptions by Kurt slaught of a fired up Ripon of­ the decisive touchdown. Jacobs Henrickson and Neil Hersh. fense in the waning moments of toed the extra point to give Quarterback sacks by Bill Simon last Saturday’s game to emerge Lawrence a quick 10-0 ad­ and Mark Seifert shattered victorious 10-7. vantage, which they maintained Ripon’s visions of a victory. The triumph boosted the Vikes through the duration of the first This Saturday Lawrence will conference record to a perfect 5- h a lf. meet Midwest Conference Blue 0, 8-1 o v e r a ll, a n d e a r n s th e In an effort to generate some Division champions Carleton at gridrnen undisputed claim of first offense, Ripon opted to replace Laird Stadium in Northfield, place in Red Division of the starting quarterback Pete Minnesota. The Knights, 4-0 in Midwest Conference. The loss Lisa W agner, child prodigy of Orm sby Hall, is the Neisius with understudy Kevin conference competition and 4-4 gave Ripon a 1-4 conference recipient of the Player of the Week Award. Lisa has King. Led by the power running overall, routed the University of record (4-5 overall), saddling the managed to carry a full course load this term, in addi­ of fullback Jeff Schnell, King and Chicago 40-10 in their final Redmen with their first losing company marched down the regular season game last tion to her many social obligations around the dorm. season in a decade. S a t u r d a y . Her classes are Professor Chaney’s “History of Statistically, the game appears England,” Professor H ah’s ‘‘Intro to Poly Sci,” and to be an even matchup. The Professor Richm an’s “Bio 1.” Vikings rush for a game average When asked to comment on her wide range of of 220 yards per game while Carleton’s ground game abilities and her busy life style, Lisa responded, “ It’s averages 213 yards per contest. been a rough week. That Chaney mid-term was a real Total team offensive yards are bear, but I think I made it. Has Happy Hour started equally as close. Lawrence y e t ? ” has averaged 368 yards per The Lawrentian salutes Lisa for her success in the game. If you cannot make the quest to become a liberal artist. “ After Lawrence, who trip to Carleton this weekend you w ill still be able to listen to all the knows? Mom and Dad said they might give me a car play-by-play action on W LFM . for graduation,” said Lisa.

OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF TH E W EEK is awarded to senior fullback Bruce Barkwill. The Pi Phi’s prevail in powderpuff game b u r ly 6-0, 195 p o un d n a t iv e o f W ilmette bolted through the On the bright. and breezy Warcup threatened the Pi Phi b ru is e d R ip o n d e fe n s e fo r 136 afternoon of Sunday last, two of lead by completing several yards on 24 carries and scored the toughest football teams to passes. Allison “ I want a the lone LU touchdown. His 136 ever set foot on the Lawrence rem atch’’ W arcup caught most of yard effort last Saturday boosted campus, met head-on at the the passes as the D .G .’s moved his season’s total rushing yar­ bottom of Union Hill. This into Pi Phi territory, but the dage to 1098, 108 yards short of traditional rivalry between the quick Pi Phi defense held them on Lance Alwin’s record setting D .G .’s and the Pi Phi’s was not each occasion. PETRAN SWEEPS. Photo: Caroline Campbellperformance. Bruce is only the taken lightly (as Kathryn Under the direction of Bruce “ I 3rd back in LU history to reach Kaufmann can attest). taught them everything they field. The drive, however, halted the 1000 yard plateau for a single The D.G.’s received the know” Kelm, Mark Seifert, and Lawrence opened the scoring when Cliff Vickrey jarred the ball rushing season. opening kickoff, but their young Graham Satherlie, the Pi Phi’s on its initial drive of the game. from Schnell at the goal line. The DEFENSIVE PLAYER(S) offense failed to gain much once again moved downfield. With 4th down and the ball The alert and ever-present OF THE WEEK AWARD is yardage before turning the ball They dazzled the crowd with a resting on the Ripon 22 yard line, Graham “Red” Satherlie bestowed upon the entire over to the Pi Phi’s, giving them secret play in which “ Ham m er” Greg Jacobs exhibited perfect pounced on the loose pigskin in “healthy” defensive unit who good field position. On the third Hirsch threw a lateral pass to barefoot kicking form, and the endzone. survived the ‘‘yellow flag” play of the series, quarterback Cindy “All-American Caribou” successfully split the uprights After Jeff Ropella’s touchdown plague and preserved LU ‘S Laura “Hammer” Hirsch Carlson, who unloaded the bomb with a 39 yard field goal. The was nullified because of a holding 10-7 v ic t o r y . unloaded a touchdown pass to to Ceil “ Kam ikaze” Carlson. On Vikes led 3-0. penalty and Greg Jacobs missed tight end Dawn “ Anim al” Austin. the next play, a reverse, The extra point was run in on a “Caribou” Carlson carried the Two possessions later, the a 45 yard field goal attempt, Cured QB sneak by “ Ham m er” Hirsch. ball to the one foot line. “ Ham­ Viking “0 ” was within scoring Ripon assumed control of the ball L U 10 0 0 0- 10 The Pi Phi defense, consisting of m er” Hirsch, once again, snuck distance again. Quarterback Jim on their own 28 yard line, Dan Ripon 0 0 7 0 - 7 over the goal line to put the Pi Petran took the center snap, Hopp hauled in a King scoring Team Statistics world renowned players such as Lisa “Bruiser” Brady, Nancy Phi’s ahead 13-0. Further Pi Phi rolled right, and then fired an pass to cap a 72 yard Ripon drive. L U R scoring was prevented by such aerial in the direction of tightend The touchdown gave the Redmen First downs 14 12 “Evil” Elliott and Jolie talents as Lisa “Sack” Gardner Brian Fero, who was dashing for their only score of the afternoon. Rushes-yards 50-235 46-77 “Gouging” Gluckman, held the the right corner of the endzone. Although Ripon failed to touch Yards passing 93 92 D.G.’s in their own territory. (better known to the Pi Phi’s as “Somebody block her” Gardner), Although the ball landed just Viking soil for the remainder of Passes Att.-comp. 9-16 9-19 Halftime entertainment was Judy “ I want that flag” Ingersoll beyond the outstretched the game, their last possession Intercepted by 1 2 fingertips of Fero, an in­ provided much excitement and Fumbles-lost 1-1 2-1 Penalties-yardage 9-102 5-48 terference penalty on a Ripon controversy which unthawed the L. U., Miller place 6th at Conference initially fired up for an all out by John Blaser than others.” attempt to improve on last years When questioned concerning M iller’s prophetic “ surprises” 4th place finish. However, once his chances of repeating as the came true. Mike Axinn, a the race started the fire dwindled Midwest Conference Cross- sophomore from the University as the temperature dropped, the Country Champ, Senior Jim of Chicago, blew by both Pappas wind picked up, and the legs M iller pushed him self away from and M iller to win the Conference responded “no.” his Friday dinner, took another Individual championship. In the runner’s nightmare, bite of a peanut butter sandwich, Pappas ended up in 4th place Dave Trimble held off the and calm ly remarked, “ It’s hard while M iller dropped to 6th. dreaded side “stitch” to grave THE PI PHI SWEEP. Photo: Brian Lipehik to tell; our season is short, I Carleton’s team, as it has for 40th place while Junior Mike haven't had many quality races, the past five years, outran Kahlow, who had been fighting a provided by lovely cheerleaders and Stephanie “Tennis isn’t my and at Conference, well, at everyone, placing five of their virus all week, was right behind M ark Svendsen, Dan Stifter, and Conference there are always seven runners in the top fifteen only game” Howard. The Pi Phi in 41st. Freshman Kent Allen, Kevin Fritsche. offense ran out the clock and the some surprises.” All-Conference slots. Making who had initially led the race After discussing some halftim e The Conference meet, for the Carleton’s win all the more contest was over for another (yes, led the race) followed in strategy with expert coaches Bob y e a r . first time in 10 years, was hosted im pressive was the fact that half 43rd while Mark Kohls and Blasio, Mike Updike, and Jam in by Lawrence. Coach Gene Davis their team consisted of J.V. The moral of this story is that roommate “Vito” Latorraca ran Nixon, the D .G .’s cam e on to the chose “Chaska,” a new golf runners who were brought in when you play football on Sun­ consistently to nab 45th and 46th. field a new team. The D.G. back- course on the outskirts of Ap­ order to save the full varsity for day, even your ----- h u r t s on In 50th place struggled Bob field of Sue “Puckie” Friend, M o n d a y ! pleton, as the ideal site for the the next week’s NCAA Bazzola; his race was not at all Caroline Campbell and Allison annual five-mile event. R e g io n a ls . indicative of the fine season he This year, if any predictions has had. After thawing out, Following Carleton’s first place were to be made as to which Gazzola stated, “They say you finish were Chicago, Beloit, individual would win, a toss-up take 1000 steps to the m ile. If that Grinnell, Coe, Lawrence, Cornell, would have occurred between true I took over 5000 steps and Monmouth, and Knox. The Pirate’s Cove Carleton’s Bob Pappas and LU ’s died 2500 tim es.” season has ended for all M iller. Both are Division III All- There was one small problem Lawrentian H arriers except stoic Appleton’s Foremost Am ericans at 10,000 m eters. Both with the five-mile course-it Captain M iller, who travels to have frequently raced against Jazz Place wasn’t five miles. A rep- Augustana on Friday for tough each other in cross-country and measurement proved the course Regional action. Saturday Featuring N ightly, the M usic of track. If M iller is beaten, it is to be long, thus m aking the ultra- morning at Rock Island he will usually by Pappas. If Pappas is Benson, Crusaders, Tower of Power, slow finishing times un­ face, among others, runners from beaten, it is usually by M iller. derstandable. The bitter cold also Carleton, defending NCAA Div. W eather Report, Matrix, Flora Purim Despite strong shifting winds contributed to the sub-par tim es; Ill Champion North Central, and and tem peratures hovering in the as Don Latorraca put it, “ Certain the individual Div. Ill Champion- (We Are Music) 30’s, Lawrence runners were uh, appendages got more frozen Dan Henderson from Wheaton. 117 S. State