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THE SCHOLASTIC is piib- Entered as seccmd-dass lished weck'y at the Vn'vers- matter at Notre Dame, In­ ity of Notre Davie. Mantir- The Notre Dame Scholastic diana. Acceptance for mail­ scripts may be addressed to ing at special rate of postage. THE SCHOLASTIC. Publi­ Disce Quusi Semper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus Section llOS, October S, 1917, cations Office, Main Building. authorized June 25, 191S. FOUNDED 18S7

EDMUND A. STEPHAN Editor-in-Chief JAMES S. KEARNS Managing Editor

Associate Editors Department Editors Features Stag F. GRANGER WEIL WALTER JOHNSON TIGHE WOODS The Week RAY WATERS Features Editor WILLIAIM DREUX LLOYD TESKE ROGER McGOVERN College Parade LOUIS HRUBY ' EDWARD J. O'BRIEN NciDS Staff RICHARD PREZEBEL Staff Artist WILLIAM'KENNEDY BRYAN DEGNAN MITCHELL TACKLEY Neios Editor PAUL DOYLE LOUIS GIRAGI ROY SCHOLZ Assistant Ne^os Editor Sports Staff JOHN D. PORTERFIELD • MICHAEL WIEDL ROBERT DILLON EDWARD MANSFIELD RICHARD TOBIN I^ESLIE RADDATZ Sports Editor THOMAS PROGTOR JAMES BYRNE WILLIAM FLYNN JOSEPH KURTH Business Staff JOSEPH BUCCI ROBERT ERVIN PAUL HOST EDWARD VAN HUISSELING .lOHN F. STOBCKLBY....Graduate Manager JAMES A. HART JOHN McELLlGOTT VT>VT> AT„„RT?TW rT^mjPT? RTTT TT>jr FRED MncBETH GEORGE BELTESTG j_ ALBERT SMITH Idvertisinij Manager Desk Editors JAMES F. McKEON NICHOLAS CONNOR RAYMOND J. NABER-. .C.Vc«Zatfcm Afarwfler PATRICK CORCORAN JOHN CONLEY JOHN CARBINE HOWARD WALDRON HARRY McGOWAN JOSEPH SIMON

VOLUME LXVI. DECEMBER 16, 1932 No. 11

COMING EVENTS FRIDAY, Dec. 16.—SCHOLASTIC staff meeting, Editorial Father Raemers Translates French Te.xts 11 Board, 6:30 p. m.; news, sports, and featui-es staffs, 7:00 "Football Review" Is Nearly Ready for Di.stribution Mon­ p. m.; Interhall debate finals between Howard and Dillon day 12 Halls, at St. Mary's College, 7:45 p. m.; Symphony Or­ chestra Presentation, Washington Hall, 8:15 p. m. Interhall Debate Match Will Be Settled Tonight at St. Mary's 13 SATURDAY, Dec. 17.—Movie, "Bill of Divorcement," with John Barrymore, Billie Burke, Katharine Hepburn, Wash­ FEATURES - ington Hall, 6:35 and 8:15 p. m. Jim Danehy, or "Va Donnchadha" in Gaelic, A Chemistry Student, Is Also Interested in Literature 8 SUNDAY, Dec. 18.—Masses, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 a. m.. Sacred Heart Church; Opening SCHOLASTIC editorial "Voice of the Campus" Talks about Dining Hall Cheering offices, 8:30 p. m. and SCHOLASTIC content 9

MONDAY, Dec. 19.—Basketball: Notre Dame varsity vs. Modern Economic Problems Reviewed by Walter Johnson, Northwestern U., Notre Dame gymnasium, 8:00 p. m. Senior Economics Major. 16 Purpose of Ecclesiastical Chant by John Sharpe 17 TUESDAY, Dec. 20.—Christmas vacation begins at 4:05 p. m. SPORTS »•. ,j» Southern California Defeats Notre Dame, 13 to 0, at Los SUMMARY Angeles 20 Northwestern here Monday for basketball game 20 NEWS Cagers open season with 41 to 20 victory over Albion 21 John Sweeney is Elected by Freshmen as President of Class in High Spirited Election 5 Notre Dame defeats Illinois Wesleyan in season's second basketball game 22 Democratic Chairman Farley Will Speak at Football Civic Testimonial Dinner 5 Three Big Ten basketball games scheduled for cagers dur­ ing Christmas vacation _ 23 Cast of "Charley's Aunt" Contains Many Veterans of the University Stage, By Robert Dillon - 6 High spots, slumps, great plays mark pa.st season: a sum­ mary of 1932 Notre Dame football -25 "Christmas" Juggler Hailed as McCabe's Outstanding Magazine 'i Splinters from the Press Box: where was McNeish? 26 Four The Scholastic THE WEEK

T but a bit of advice. Just remember that a Ball X HERE are always two classes of freshmen. chairman has to change his technique when he's There are those who fuse themselves with the selling bonds or insurance and you'll have a lot of general student body within two months after political life at Notre Dame. their first registration and then there are those who act that way for four years. The Palace Theatre Corporation through its manager, Mr. T Gambrill, kindly invited the student body to be X HE floor work of Captain Johnny Baldwin, guests at the Palace last Friday afternoon. The the field goals by Voegele, and the first indoor con­ perennial freshmen forgot that the Palace main­ cert of the band made an otherwise drab Albion tains a stage entrance for the exclusive use of game interesting. Baldwin has had a streak of clowns, trained seals, ventriloquists, monkey bad luck ever since he came to Notre Dame but troupes, etc.; consequently there was a bit of con­ he looked fast and dependable in his first appear­ fusion when some of the local wearers of the cap ance of the season. Keep it up, Johnny, and for and bells got mixed in with the audience. Well, influenza's sake, "button up your overcoat!" anyway, some of us had enough politeness to re­ 1 HE SCHOLASTIC has moved into its new alize we were guests. quarters. The color scheme is white and green. It looks like a true-to-the-movies newspaper of­ V.^ OME on, snap out of it! Wliy so glum? We fice except that it is clean. It is located in the lost a football game but what of it? We've lost storeroom of the old kitchen which served the before, and it' was a pretty successful season after students when the dining halls were in the Main all. You've all been spoiled. You think that be­ Building and "bun carts," like miniature freight cause we are not National Champions the season cars, carried the first "N. D. buns," crackling hot was not a success. Here are a few things to think from the old bakery. The ping of typewriters about: The largest crowd on the east coast and has taken the place of the clatter of pans, but the the largest crowd on the west coast this year staff will have to work mighty hard to turn out came to pay tribute to Notre Dame. It has be­ come an axiom in sporting circles that, who would the same quality of copy that the Sisters sent out be national champions must first defeat Notre of that building in its younger days. Dame (with all due respect to Mr. Dickinson's rating system!). Thirdly, Notre Dame did not get XZrfSTHER sulked as she sat and polished her its great reputation by playing teams which copper kettles. Life was drab at the little Beth­ everybody knew were push-overs; and finally, we lehem inn. And Aaron was a hard master. Aaron won the Army Game. Now quit griping! longed to play the smiling host to kings and queens and high priests but the only tenants of his inn were cheap wool merchants and herds­ c ONGRATULATIONS are in order for the men. Esther wondered what she would do if she newly elected officers of the freshmen class, also saw a queen sometime. She would make a low a word of warning and a word of sympathy. bow and the gracious lady would say, "Come Notre Dame has a habit of taking its campus Esther, and be my favorite serving girl." Esther politics seriously. If you enter politics in your was sure of her power to create an impression. freshman year, you have just so much more time The knocker on the heavy inn door sounded to plan, to scheme, to make friendships and to twice. Aaron motioned Esther to go. She opened break them. The political system here is built on the door a few inches. A bearded man with a patronage, pure and unashamed, in spite of all very pale Woman le;ining on his arm stood there. the glowing accounts to the contrary you may They asked for shelter for the night. Esther hear from upper class officers and dance chair­ glanced at their shabby attire and shook her head. men. The manager of the successful candidate No, they would not have much gold. No, there for class president expects and demands the was no room. Esther returned to her pans. The chairmanship of the class dance. They may grow shabbily dressed Woman had such beautiful eyes to hate each other politely later but the rule is and such a kindly smile. Perhaps this Lady was iron-bound and never broken. This is not a flag- a Queen in disguise. Esther giggled at the ab­ waving plea for cleaner politics at Notre Dame, surdity of such a thought. December 16, 1932 Five

ROUSING OVATION BY James A, Farley Will FRESHMAN PRESIDENCY 3,000 GREETS GRIDDERS Speak at Football GOES TO JOHN SWEENEY Testimonial Dinner

Throng Welcomes Irish On James A. Farley, chairman of the 316 Ballots Cast in Uvely Return From Coast. Democratic National Committee, has Yearling Election. notified Mr. E. J. Meehan, president Notre Dame's Fighting Irish, as of the Notre Dame club of St. Joseph By James Byrne welcome in defeat as in victory, re­ John P. Sweeney, Indianapolis, In­ turned home Wednesday afternoon diana, a student in the College of to the noisy greeting of 3,000 cheer­ Arts and Letters, was elected presi­ ing, loyal students and followers. dent of the Freshman class, Tuesday, A far larger crowd would have December 13, in one of the most spir­ been on hand had not the team's ar­ ited class elections in recent years. rival been delayed for over an houi- By virtue of his office. President and a half by bad travelling condi­ Sweeney automatically becomes a tions encountered on the trip through member of the Student Activities the middle west. Council and will represent his class Crowd Union Station at the meetings of this organization. But the entire student body was on Sweeney is a resident of Freshman hand when the Irish finally arrived. Hall. And clinging to every ledge, and Church Is New Vice President mounted on every vantage point in The other members on the winning the Union Station, the students ticket were: August Church, Plain- cheered the gridders long and noisily field, New Jersey, of the College of as they filed through the station's Commerce and a resident of Brown- lobby to their waiting cabs. son Hall, vice-president; Henry Den- No speeches were included in the dlerj Hammonton, New Jersey, of welcome. It was merely a shouting, the Collegeof Arts and Letters, also sincere, glad hand from the backers «•»" of Brownson Hall, secretary; Edmund of the Irish, taking defeat in stride JAMES A. FARLEY Noonan, Clinton, Massachusetts, of as they took victory, and applauding This time it's football. the College of Arts and Letters and the players with the same approving a resident of Carroll Hall, treasurer. roars. Valley, that he will accept the invita­ tion of the club to speak at the an­ At the primary, Friday, December Each of the returning grid men nual civic testimonial dinner to be 9, the freshmen nominated two men carried a large box of California- held in honor of the Notre Dame foot­ for each of the class offices. The op­ grown fruits and nuts, the Christmas ball squad, Monday, Jan. 16, at 7 posing ticket consisted of William gifts of their U. S. C. opponents. o'clock in the University Dining hall. Shakespeare, Dillon Hall, president; They filed quickly through the In addition to Mr. Farley, William J. Russell Redgate, Dillon Hall, vice- jammed ranks of welcomers to the Sheehan, general chairman for the president; Matthew Leary, Dillon cabs that were waiting to take them banquet, plans to have several men Hall, secretary; S. A. Munson, Dillon to the campus. prominent in the field of sport on the Hall, treasurer. Band On Hand speakers' list. Members of the S. A. C. officiated at both the primary and the election. The eighty-piece Notre Dame band, Tickets $1.50 In announcing the returns, Jini with Professor Joseph J. Casasanta James E. Armstrong, secretary of Gerend, president of the Student Ac­ conducting, led the crowd through the St. Joseph Valley Notre Dame tivities Council said that about 316 the entire list of campus songs as club, announced that this year the votes had been cast. they waited for the team to appear. tickets for the banquet would be $1.50 Coach Hunk Anderson and Athletic per person, a reduction of 50 percent Director Jesse C. Harper did not re­ over the amount asked in previous Stephen Murray Addresses turn with the party. Coach Ander­ years. It is hoped that this price will Boy Guidance Students son, seeking a brief rest after the enable a greater number of students rigors of a long fall campaign, stayed to be present for the affair. Stephen M. Murray, M. A., Notre in California where he will see the Those who attended the football Dame 1929, field secretary of the Georgia Tech-University of California banquet last year were well pleased Knights of Columbus Supreme Coun­ game tomorrow at Berkeley. with the program. This year, the cil Boy Life Bureau, addressed the Athletic Director Harper, travelling committee in charge of the arrange­ students taking Boy Guidance and as far east with the team as Hutchin­ ments is working hard to insure the Probation Monday morning. son, Kansas, stopped over there at success of the dinner. Plans are under His talk included a description of his ranch home to spend the holidays. way to have the Notre Dame Glee the boys' work program sponsored by Club and the Notre Dame Band, both the Knights of Columbus, with special Babylon in all its desolation is a under the direction of Professor Cas­ emphasis upon the Columbian Squires sight not so a^vful as that of the asanta, furnish the musical entertain­ for boys between the ages of 14 human mind in ruins—Scrope Davies. ment for the evening. and 18. oix The Scholastic Kelly Announces Entire SYMPHONY GIVES FIRST CONCERT THIS EVENING Cast For ^^Charley's Aunt'' Professor Seidel's Men Will Staff Members Invited Play at 8:15. POWERS IN LEAD To Official Opening of New Editorial Quarters Because of an unavoidable coflict with a previously scheduled basket­ Rehearsals Are In Order For ball game, the Notre Dame Sym­ Initial Presentation of All members of THE SCHOLASTIC phony concert announced for last eve­ University Theater. .staff, in-;luding those individuals who ning will be held this evening at 8 are trying out for the staff at the o'clock in Washington Hall. present time, are invited to attend the The program, which was printed in The cast for "Charley's Aunt" to official opening of the new editorial last week's SCHOLASTIC, will feature be put on by the University Players, rooms Sunday evening at 8:30 o'clock. has been announced this week by "The Surprise Symphony" by Joseph Professor Frank Kelly, who is in The Reverend Lawrence Broughal, Haydn. Included in the repertoire charge of the production. C.S.C, chairman of the Board of are "The Sleeping Beauty Valse" by Publications will be present, as will be P. Taschasikowsky and two move­ the members of the editorial board of ments of "Luigini's Ballet Egyptian. THE SCHOLASTIC. • The Symphony orchestra of 38 Refreshments will be served during players is under the supervision and the evening. direction of Professor Richard Siedel.

Final Plans Drawn Up Bocskei is Speaker at For Boston Club Party Progress Club Meeting

The Boston club of Notre Dame Stephen Bocskei, instructor in biol­ held its final meeting of the year ogy, w^as the principal speaker at a Monday evening in the Law building .meeting of the Progress club of South to com.plete arrangements for their Bend last Tuesday afternoon. Christmas dance. The holiday affair The Progress club is a women's or­ will take place on Dec. 26th at the ganization devoted to nature study Longwood Tov.'les in Boston. and other intellectual pursuits. Speak­ Ray Lawson and his orchestra, ers in each field are in\nted to address famous throughout New England, the club regularly. DAVID POWERS will furnish the music. Paul McManus Entomology was the topic of Mr. Will tvear a petticoat. is chairman of the dance committee Bocskei's address. At the outset of and expects a large attendance at the the talk, he gave a brief history of John Finneran has been assigned annual party. entomology and followed this with a to the part of Jack Chesney. George discussion of the general morphology AUingham will play the part of of insects. The answers to the usual Charley Wykeani. Dave Powers will cast in the feminine parts. All these questions of laymen on this subject be known as Lord Fancourt-Babberly names are familiar; the young women were also presented by the speaker. or "Charley's Aunt." In the presen­ having played in former productions tation Charley Wykeam, because of a at the University. Speaking of the importance of en­ complication of affairs, is badly in tomology, he said, "Insects are of im­ Another complete cast is also in re­ need of an aunt. For this reason he portance. The men and women en­ hearsal. Among the members of this prevails upon Lord Fancourt-Babber­ gaged in unravelling the many mys­ group are: George Menard, Irwin ly to pose as his aimt. The ruse be­ teries of insect life are also important Goldman, Howard Douville, Arthur comes extremely precarious at times, if our knowledge of life is to make Neumann, Arnold Morrison, Frank and the audience is taken through any advances." Murphy and others. The purpose of many mirth-provoking scenes. Tighe this second cast is the development Woods will appear as Sir Francis and improvement of dramatic skill in Don't Waste Your Cuts! Chesney, an English gentleman of a representative group selected from means. And Roger Bierne, a veteran the student body. A reminder in regard to triple cuts of the University Theater produc­ before and after the Christmas holi­ tions, will take the part of Stephen "Charley's Aimt," and its laugh days was issued from the office of the Spettigue. James Wade will be known sequences, is scheduled to appear Reverend P. H. Dolan, C.S.C, this as Brassert, a butler who knows his shortly after the Christmas holidays. week, calling the attention of students pantries. to the fact that the two weeks' cuts Misses Charlotte Mourer, Dorothy Man's inhumanity to man are to cover all ordinary absences, Gustafson, Mary Ann Tate, and The­ Makes countless thousands mourn. including sickness, and should not be resa Chisholm of South Bend will be —Robert Bums. wasted. December 16, 1932 Seven BOOKMEN HEAR AUTHOR Christmas ^^Juggler^^ Is ADVISE YOUNG WRITERS Best of McCabe^s Issues Huston Tells Campus Literati to Make Business Contacts. OUT LAST NIGHT "Have a job and make writing an Christmas Dance Plans avocation; too much leisure isn't a Must Be Submitted Becvar's Art Work Excellent; good thing," was the advice of Mc- To Carey By Dec. 19. McCabe's Own Writing Gready Huston, journalist and short story writer of South Bend, in his Outstanding. talk before the Bookmen last Mon­ The new system of faculty control day evening. pertaining to the customary holiday dances which are held by the various "It looks like the best one to date," Campus literary groups seldom city and state clubs of the University, said Funny Fellow, Elderly Scripper produce great writers said the speak­ was announced to the members of the McCabe as he walked into the SCHO- er. Student writers have a tendency Presidents' Council at a meeting Tues­ to be introspective, and fail to re­ day noon, in the conference room of alize the importance of the material the Administration, by Cleve Carey, side of success as a professional fic­ president of the council. tion author. Business contacts are as important in the writing field as in Reports Must Be Made any other. Mr. Huston pointed out The new system requires that each that Francis Wallace, graduate of club intending to give a dance turn in Notre Dame and author of several a report which includes the name of novels including Huddle, was never the president of the club, the name of regarded as a literary man on the the chairman of the dance, and a list campus and that his success was of the Alumni patrons together with largely due to his ability to make a letter from the hotel at which the business contacts. affair is to be held, to the president Author's Hit of the Presidents' Council not later than, Monday, Dec. 19. The financial The depression has been felt by ARr BECYAR authors as well as by members of statements of the dances are to be Drew a clever cover. every other profession. Magazines turned over to Rev. Patrick H. Dolan, can not take chances on new writers C.S.C, Prefect of Discipline, Wednes­ LASTic office late last evening with his now that revenue on advertising has day, Jan. 25, 1933. Expense blanks Christmas number under his arm. He been cut greatly, continued Mr. Hus­ have been distributed to the presi­ didn't say it boastingly and made no ton. His advice to those considering dents of the campus clubs, for this mention of how good he thought the professional uoriting was to get a po­ purpose. others were. President Carey also informed the sition in some other field, so that they As the SCHOLASTIC thumbed Presidents' Council that the faculty would not be financially dependant on through the Yuletide edition it was has consented to wipe out all debts their pens. forced to agree with Meadowland incurred by the campus clubs with Mice. Becvar's cover is one of the Although primarily a journalist, regard to the Dovie pictures. Be­ cleverest bits of art work done on the having worked with the World Tele­ ginning with the present academic campus (The tin and glasses for John gram in New York and the South year, all clubs started with a clean Bull have reference to the war debts; Bend Neivs-Times and Tribune at var­ slate. ious times, Mr. Huston has had over further explanations on request.) forty short stories and four novels Appreciated Abroad published in the past decade. His 58 Years For a Monogram McCabe's written work is probably latest work is Salesvian from the the best, but Dreux, Raddatz, Woods, Sidel'mes, a portrayal of the life of Washington, D. C. — Henry Bell Becklenberg and Doyle ( writer and Knute K. Rockne. Several years a^o Simpson, 80-year-old boatman, who artist combined) give the Funny Man he gave a course in the short story waited 58 years to receive his varsity a run. at the University. letter, died here last week. Simpson was a member of the crew of the Not appreciated as much as it Massachusetts Agricultural College might be on the campus, the Juggler Filing of the will of the late Wil­ which defeated Brown in a sensation­ is getting its recognition abroad if the son Cook, millionaire lawyer, revealed al finish on the Connecticut River in letters McCabe receives every day last week that he had left the Univer­ 1871. have any significance. The "Christ­ sity of Michigan law school $8,711,116. mas Number" will certainly increase Part of the money is to be used for It was not until 1929 that the ath­ the construction of a legal research letic authorities voted a varsity letter the mail. building. to each member of the '71 crew. Is life worth living? Yes, so long He that hath knowledge spareth his When the candles are out all women As there is wrong to right—Alfred words—Proverbs xvii, 27. are fair.—Plutarch. Austin. Eight The Scholastic "CATALYZER" HAKES MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS THIRD APPEARANCE By Eugene Healy December Issue Contains Some Jim says that, reduced to Gaelic, his thrown in. Jim plays well. Classical Valuable Research Notes. name reads: Va Donnchadha. Confi­ music. During his first two years at N. D. he studied under our own pro­ dentially, that'd be an awful burden Outlining a plan for careful and fessors. When he's home, in the sum- to carry through life. And we think systematic searches of scientific liter­ that if we, and not Jim, were presi­ ature by research workers, the main dent of the Irish club, we'd still spell article of the December number of out our name in the accepted, twenti­ The Catalyzer, monthly publication of eth century, American way. But then, the Department of Chemistry and ed­ we're not president of the Irish club,, ited by the University's Chemists' and our name is not Danehy, Va,— club, gives valuable advice to those rather, Jim was elected to the position doing library work in connection with of honor just a short time ago. The scientific problems. club is a new one, and as we under­ stand it, he is its first head. The Vox Alumnus Contributes Pop of the Chicago Tribune heard The article entitled, "Sources of from Jim a few weeks ago when some Information in the Chemical Liter­ indi\-idual wrote into the column crit­ ature," is written by an alumnus of icizing things Irish. the University, H. G. Bowlus, who re­ ceived his Ph.D. in Chemistry in A Good Old Celt 1931. At the present time, he is a member of the teaching staff of the When we suriirised him in his room Department of Chemistry at St. Vin­ the other evening we found him work­ cent's College, Latrobe, Pa. ing on a most enticing' problem. From Although advising that "searching a ragged assortment of old texts he JlM DANEHY chemical literature is an art and no was digging out material which, after Gaelic: Va Donnchadha general rules can be given since every being put through the Danehy clean­ particular problem requires its own ing and refining ijrocess, was to be mer, he writes a bit, composes melo­ solution," Mr. Bowlus gives a general presented to the club at its next meet­ dies which we tried to get him to say outline of sources. These include per­ ing. The Ongin and Development of are good. He wouldn't. The opera iodicals, institutional publications, Celtic Languages. There's a topic for entices him. He has seen "Aida" ten patent literature, dissertations and you. times. manufacturers' technical publications. Jim is a senior, a major in chem­ Sullivan, Jim's room mate, was Secondary sources of information istry, in the College of Science. He graduated from Mount Carmel High regarding chemical problems, accord­ is a member of both the Academy of in Chicago, with him in 1929. They ing to Mr. Bowlus, include abstract Science and the Chemist's club. Unless roomed together last year also. And journals, bibliographies, indices, plans fold up, he'll remain at Notre when we visited them, we tried to handbooks, monographs, encyclopedias Dame after graduation next June" and make the conversation take a familiar and textbooks. do research work in organic chemistry. personal turn. Inevitably, we reached Sister Hedwig Writes After that—^who can tell? Maybe he'll the point where Jim's mustache be­ teach; maybe he'll settle down to or­ came the topic of discussion. It's a Another alumnus of Notre Dame ganic chemistry. bristling red-brown half-moon of fuzz and the Department of Chemistry, —of which Sullivan says: "As far as Sister M. Hedwig, S.S.J., is the author Amateur Pianist I know, he's the only one who likes of an article in the issue entitled "The Jim's chief interest, aside from it." Jim says: "That suflSces." I say— Work of a Scientist." This work chemistry and languages, (he is an well, I'd better keep out of it entirely. stresses the necessity and value of pa­ accomplished student both of Latin tience in scientific work. Sister Hed­ and German, and is at present en­ A Round Gentleman, Jim wig is now teaching at St. Bernard's Convent, Detroit, Michigan. gaged in teaching himself the old Thinking, right from the start, that Celtic) is music. Here at Notre Dame this article was fated to resemble "Achievement" is the title of the there are so many demands on his nothing more than a list of campus Catalyzer's December editorial. "Were time that he finds it difficult to devote organizations, we let things reach this it iwssible," this editorial states in as many hours as he would like to the point without mentioning Jim's mem­ urging specialization "to sum up in a cultivation of his talent. He has bership in the Spectators club. He single word our mutual goal in life, talent. Modestly he refers to himself has been called, by members of that happiness woiQd imdoubtedly be that as an amateur pianist. I suppose that organization, the ideal Spectator. At word. This entails persistent effort. is right. But somehow or other the home in any topic, Jim gives talks Our energies, moreover, must be so phrase has an unhappy connotation. It raning from the origin of religion to disposed, that we are able to concen­ suggests elementary scales and prac­ the plausibility of a distinctly Ameri­ trate them, as much as possible, on tice after school—Avith a metronome can opera. our fields of endeavor." December 16, 19:22 Nine CAN YOD WRITE AT ALL? SHEEDY WANTS TO KNOW VOICE OF THE CAMPUS All letters to the Voice of the Campus must be addressed to the Editor of Second Issue of "Scrip" Soon THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Soinn Hall. Names m,iist be signed in full. Initials ^tnll After Christmas. be used upon request.

By The Young Scripper OR A FLOOR SHOW might just as w^ell do the same thing for the yelling and the whis­ Early this morning, as we were Dear Editor: standing in Sorin Hall's foyer, wait­ tling in Washington Hall on Satur­ ing foyer a nine o'clock class to begin, I wish to voice a protest against day nights),' and when we get a few we were accosted by the well-groomed the lamentable lack of organization more dirty cords, some more N. D.'s editor of THE SCHOLASTIC. He said, in Dining Hall Cheering. I am re­ on the backs of slickers, and say a "Hello" and we also, not to be out­ ferring to the West Dining Hall espe­ dozen or' so more unshaven chins, we done, said "Hello," and then he said, cially. You know that it is appar­ will be well on the way to recovering "Do you know what would be a good ently the custom there to burst into that "Old Notre Dame spirit." Once idea?" We admitted that we never raucous yells and boos whenever a in a while we could have the Band seemed to know what would be a good waiter drops a dish, or a student over in the Dining Hall to stimulate idea, and asked him what he would leaves before the meal is over with; more yelling, because, after all, we suggest. His suggestion was such a in short whenever anything the least don't want Notre Dame vien to turn good one that we decided to act upon bit out of the ordinary occurs. "sissy." —M. H. R. it at once. Now all this is a wonderful mani­ Here's The Idea festation of young virility, but isn't This is what the SCHOLASTIC'S ed­ it a pity that these scattered yells itor said to us: "Why don't you let aren't emitted in unison? This would REAMS OF IT the fellows know that you have to put add tremendously to their effective­ out the second issue of Scrij) very ness. For instance, when a waiter Dear Sir: soon after Christmas? And then, if drops a saucer we could have one The little one act play with the you asked them to, maybe they would long hiss followed by four short Juggler theme in last week's issue was work on something or other during boos. Two long "yeahs" could be one of the most peculiar attempts at the Christmas holidays, and could given the student who gets up to humor I have ever read. Is THE give it to you as soon as they got leave early. Notre Dame is known SCHOLASTIC hard pressed for space? If back. This would save you from be­ for its student spirit, and for its well it is, and you would like more of the coming desperate in January, which is organized cheering; let's not slip up sort of thing you published last week, an awful time to get desperate." on this thing. I can get reams of it within a few isn't he the thoughtful editor, When we get this Dining Hall yell­ minutes notice. though? That's the way with some of ing organized (and incidentally wc T. E. P. these fellows—^they always have the good of others at heart. Or maybe he needed copy. We can't be sure. Not Every Night Knights of Columbus Change Schedule of Dates But no matter what his motives For Meetings; Plan Effective On January First were, it still is a wonderful idea. The Christmas vacation would be a great A motion was made and passed at forts to collect clothes for the poor, time for you to dash off that story, or the regular meeting of the Knights an'', made a plea to the student body essay, or poem that you always in­ of Columbus Monday night to the tor cooperation in this respect. effect that the regular meeting be tended to write for Scrip, but never A donation of an indefinite sum to held every other Monday night in­ could find the time. You won't be out be given to the local council was re­ stead of every second and fourth on a party every night during the ceived by Father Finnegan. This Monday of the month. Most of the holidays—grab a fountain pen one of matter must be referred to the Board Ivnights were in favor of the change. those nights you spend at home, and of Trustees who in turn will prob­ Accordingly, the change becomes see what you can do to help Scrip ably apply it to charity. come out on time. This has always effective January 1, 1933. been the Scripper's biggest problem, Following the changing of the by­ Larry Sexton concluded the busi­ as any of our predecessors will tell laws, a general discussion on the sub­ ness of the evening by reporting on you. ject of Catholic action, introduced by the work of the basketball team. And just think of those long, cold, Father Miltner at the previous meet­ Jerry Roach, Bill Casazza, .Justin dreary, sleety afternoons, when you ing, was opened. An interesting have nothing to do but fondle your Thompkins, and Bob Nesbitt enter­ topic for discussion in the ame re­ tained with musical numbers. Christmas gifts and make telephone spect has been assigned for the next calls. Why not unburden yourself of meeting, Monday night, January !). that masterpiece which has always Unblemished let me live, or die Don Lusardi ne.xt reported on the been your secret pride and joy? And unknown; don't forget—bring your MS up to opening of the old clothes campaign O grant an honest fame, or grant me 348 Sorin as soon as you get back. now in progress." He asked that the none.—Alexander Pope. Merry Christmas! hiill representatives increase their ef­ Ten The Scholastic Le Cercle Francais Holds GENERAL MOTORS MAN BAND AND GLEE CLUB Last Meet Before Recess RECORD FOUR SONGS ADDRESSES ENGINEERS Members of "Le Cercle Francais" met Wednesday evening at 7:45, Proving Ground Tests And Alma Mater and "Irish Backs'* Brownson Recreation Hall. The pur­ Effects Are Discussed. Made Into Records. pose of this meeting was to study sev­ eral French Christmas hymns and carols. "Minuit, Chretiens," Les An- By Edward Mansfield Notre Dame's musical organiza­ ges dans nos campagnes," and, "Ca tions have made recordings of two "Tests at the Proving Grounds and bergers, assemblons-nous" were the Their Effects on Automobiles" was University songs during the past numbers learned by the members. week. "Notre Dame, Our Mother," the topic that Ernest Farrell, assist­ and "When the Irish Backs Go March­ Rev. Francis T. Maher, C.S.C, hon­ ant in charge of technical data at the ing By" were made into records by orary president of the club, related General Motors proving grounds used the groups in Music Hall. Van Dike's famous Christmas story, in his lecture at a meeting of the "The Other Wise Man" in French. Fr. Engineer's Club, Wednesday night, The recordings, four in all, include Maher first began the study of French December 14, in the Gushing Hall of one of the alma mater sung by the as a hobby but is now able to apply Engineering auditorium. Notre Dame Glee Club, and the same the language in a practical way. selection played by the University "Prove all things—hold fast that Band. The remaining two records are After the meeting Professor Lang- which is good" is the motto of this a singing of "Irish Backs" by the well treated the members to "eats" in gigantic outdoor and indoor testing Glee Club in four parts, and the sing­ the Cafeteria. This was the last meet­ laboratory of General Motors, Mr. ing and playing of the same number ing to be held before the holidays and Farrell told his audience in begin­ by the Glee Club and band. no date was set for the next meet­ ning his talk. ing. All Steel Records Describes Grounds The records were made by the He first described the proving Sound and Television Company of Scholarships Offered grounds and equipment, then fol­ Chicago on all steel discs commonly Aeronautical scholarships totalling lowed this with an explanation of the known as Voice-0-Grams. |7,500 in tuition value are being of­ more important tests studied, and fered to students of universities and concluded with the prediction that The selections recorded are to be colleges by W. E. Boeing, leader in "the manufacturer who progresses in manufactured one to each record with the air craft industry, it has been the future will be the one who pos­ the other side of the disc left blank. announced by the Boeing School of sesses the most up-to-date facts about Upon purchase of the record, the Aeronautics. his product." purchaser may record anything he wishes on the blank side. Four college undergraduates who By using a relief map which was a miniature reproduction of the test­ The product when finished will sell submit the best essays on aeronaut­ ing grounds at Milf ord, Michigan, and for seventy-five cents. The buyer ical subjects to a national committee exhibiting actual charts used in re­ will have his choice of sele;ting any or award and who are able to meet search there to supplement his ex­ or all of the four numbers that have the necessary physical standards, will planations, Mr. Farrell held the in­ been made. be given courses at the Boeing School at no tuition cost. terest of his audience throughout. Machines will be installed in the To further assist the student engi­ Notre Dame Music Hall to enable the First prize is the W. E. Boeing neers in gaining a clear idea of the purchaser to deliver his own message master pilot ground and flying course work done at the grounds, the lec­ or make his own program on the side exceeding qualifications necessary for turer led an open forum in which of the record designated for such. a transport license. Second third and fourth place winners may select thor­ many took part after his lecture. ough ground school courses, with the Experimental Works Rhode Islanders Will Hold second aw^ard candidate also receiv­ Experimental work on cars for the ing flight instruction. First Annual Reception future, and test work on cars of the The scholarship competition will present comprise the two main divi­ The newly formed Rhode Island close on April 15, 1933, and essay sions of the work of the General club of Notre Dame, will hold its first subject selected by candidates must be Motors engineers at the testing annual reception on the 26th of De­ approved prior to March 15, 1933. grounds. cember, at the Narragansett hotel. Additional information may be ob­ The grounds were first used in Providence, R. I. tained from the University registrar, 1925 and represent an expenditure of The members of the Reception com­ or from the Boeing School of Aero­ approximately $3,000,000, most of mittee are: John J. McLaughlin, nautics, Oakland, California. which is invested in road construc­ chairman; John V. Brady; John F. tion; 1300 acres are occupied by the Fitzgerald; John F. McKiernan; Vin­ Ivan A. Getting, holder of the 1929 property, with a force of 200 engi­ cent G. McAloon; Andrew J. McMa- Thomas A. Edison scholarship at neers, drivers and assistants em­ honski and John 6. Steel. Massachusetts Institute of Technol­ ployed. Music for the dance will.be furn­ ogy, is one of the two students chosen The mileage covered by the cars ished by Eddie Quinton and his to represent Massachusetts as candi­ on test runs since the grounds were Troubadors, of Boston. Tickets may be dates for the New England section opened would total 44,000 000 miles, secured from Chairman McLaughlin. -Rhodes Scholarships. (Continued on Page 30) December 16, 1932 Eleven 1932 FOOTBALL REVIEW 40 Science Students Take FR. RAENERS COMPLETES National Aptitude Test TO BE ON SALE MONDAY PART OF TRANSLATIONS Forty students under the super­ vision of the Reverend Francis J. Special Price Offered to Stud­ N.D. Professor Progresses With Wenninger, C.S.C., dean of the Col­ ent Body. lege of Science, took the National Work/On Berthiar. Aptitude Test last Friday afternoon. The annual appearance of the Offi­ By Edward Mansfield This examination is given by the cial Football Revieiv has been defin­ Reverend Sydney A. Raemers, M A., Committee on Commissions of the itely set for Monday by Joseph S. Ph.D., of the Department of Philos­ Petritz, editor-in-chief of the publica­ American Medical association at the same hour on the same day in every ophy, has received much praise from tion. critics for his translation from the All copy for the Revieiv has been pre-medical school throughout the assembled and the first few forms country. were run off during the middle of the The purpose of the test is to find week. The completion of the printing out if the applicant for medical school and the binding will be done over the has the necessary ability for the study week-end. of medicine. Along with the grades This year's Review, in addition to and the recommendation, the test is its distinction of being the only publi­ one of the deciding factors in the cation of its kind in the country, con­ acceptance of the prospective student tains contributions from one of the by a medical school. greatest arrays of American sports writers it has ever assembled. Foreign Commerce Club Cood Cartoons Hears South Bend Engineer Special cartoons drawn by Werner Laufer and Feg Murray for the Re­ vieiv are among the features of the Mr. William Martersteck of South book. A complete photographic record Bend, addressed the members of the of the season, action pictures of each Foreign Commerce club at their meet­ game, and inividual pictures of each ing last Monday evening on the sub­ varsity squad member make the lat­ ject "Russia." est Revieiv one of the finest of the The speaker has just returned from series. Russia where he has been engaged in George Trevor, Lawrence Perry, engineering work for the past three Christy Walsh, Arch Ward, Warren years. He presented an excellent view REVERTND SIDNEY RAEMESS One more quarter in June Brown, Bert McGrane and Ed Bang of the conditions, progress and the are among the many feature writers general life of the country. Through­ French of "A Compendium of Theol­ who have written special stories on out the address he related many of ogy," by the Very Reverend J. Ber- various angles of the Irish team and his own very interesting experiences. thier, founder of the Missionaries of the past season. James Doyle, president, announced the Holy Family. As in former years, the price of that Mr. Bott, instructor in market­ Prominent among the book review­ the book has been set at one dollar for ing, will be the speaker at the meet­ ers who have lauded this work of campus purchasers. The regular price ing to be held Jan. 11th, and that a Father Raemers are Brother Leo, lit­ of two dollars has Keen retained for series of interesting programs has erary critic for Columbia, official all sales other than to students. been arranged for future meetings of magazine of the Knights of Columbus, Edmund Britz has acted as busi­ the club. Rev. Leo P. Foley, CM., Rev. John ness manager for the publication Cavanaugh, C.S.C, writing in The again this fall. Mike Koken, Joe Little Floiver Circle, and Father Kurth, Emmett Murphy, and Bill Music Club Head Lauds Kienberger, O.P., reviewer for the Pierce are co-publishers of the N. D. Theory Teacher Emmanuel. Review. Brother Leo Praises Sir Carl Busch, who has taught Further praise was accorded A Scientists at the University of Ak­ musical theory at summer sessions of Compendium, of Theology by The Aco- ron are observing a spider which for the University for the past several hite magazine and the December three weeks has been attempting to years, was highly praised by Mrs. E. Notre Dame Alumnus. "capture" the hour and minute hands C. White of Kansas City, Missouri in Brother Leo, in Columbia for De­ of an alarm clock each time they a talk before the Musical club of that cember, said in part: "The essentials come together on the face of the dial. city. of Catholic faith are set forth in The spider makes hurried attempts The composer has made Kansas clear, vigorous and eminently read­ to fasten a strand of web so securely City the field of his professional ac­ able English and in relatively small about both hands that they will be tivities since he came there years ago compass. . . . Father Berthier's book stopped. Thus far the clock has with the Gade quartet from Denmark. has been very popular in France and broken each strand, and it is believed Today Sir Busch's compositions are its translation into English is an em­ the spider will lose out through as well known in Copenhagen as they inent work of charity and scholar- starvation. are in Kansas City. (Continued on Pase 30) Twelve The Scholastic COMMITTEES FOR K.C. LIES, MURPHY SPEAK AT SOCIOLOGY DEPARTMENT ACADEMY OF SCIENCE FORMAL NAMED BY CARY MEET MONDAY. CHANGES REQUIREMENTS

Ticket Sale Will Open On Barthel N. Lies and James P. Mur­ Seniors In Probation To Be January 4th. phy, juniors in the College of Science, Affected by Regulation. spoke before the Academy of Science John Gary, general chairman of the at the meeting held Monday evening. Field work requirements for the Knights of Columbus Formal dance, certificate in Probation work, award­ announced the complete list of the Lies' paper entitled, "The Lunatic System and its History" Avas a dis­ ed by the Department of Sociology, committees for the dance to be held have been increased, and are appli- at the Palais Royale Friday night, cussion of the work accomplished by Jan. 20. such men as Aselli, Pecquet, Barth­ olin, Rudbeck, Virchow and other not­ The committees as released by Gary ^1^ able scientists, in the development of are as follows: Ticket Committee: W. Lawrence Sexton, the theories concerning the lymphatic chairman: St. Edward's Hall, Raymond M. system. It was stated also that by Gerend; Dormitories. Samuel E. West; Corby far the most notable work on this sub- Hall, Raymond J. Naber; Walsh Hall, Fred­ * erick J. Fayette: Alumni Hall, William R. Marphy; Badin Hall. Stewart H. Osborn; ject has been done by Florence Rena Howard Hall. Howard H. Flannery; Morris2y. Sabin whose hypothesis on the method James R. Lannon; Lyons Ha'l, James B. of groA\-th of the lunatic system is Quinlan ; and Off-Campus, EuRcne H. Bern­ today the commonly accepted theory. hardt. "History Of Antisepsis" Music Committee: Edmund L. Moriarty. chairman; Francis E. McGuire; and Edwaixl "The History of Antisepsis" was J. Roach. the title of Murphy's paper. The first Program Committee: August von Boecklin, chairman; Eugene R. Zinn and Paul P. Kruez. part of the treatise was devoted to Decoration Committee: Fr:ink W. Honer- the work done in antisepsis from the REV. RAYMOND W. MURRAY, C.S.C, kamp, chairman: J. Warren Schwantes and time of the ancient Egyptians in the His department sees some changes. Francis .T. McGahren. First Dynasty about 4000 B. C. up to Patron Committee: Joseph D. Clark, chair­ cable to this year's senior class, an­ man ; Michael A. SantuUi and Savino W. the middle of the nineteenth century. Ca vender. The life and work of Joseph Lister, nounced Reverend Raymond W. Mur­ Room To Room Canvass the founder of modern antisepsis, was ray, C.S.C, head of the department, The ticket sale will formally open entered into in detail. this week. Hereafter, the "apprentice," as the Wednesday, Jan. 4. Chairman Liaw- Lister's greatest work was the dis­ rence Sexton intends to superintend a probation worker is styled during the covery and application of the anti­ first nine months following his grad­ room to room canvass of each hall. septic carbolic acid in the treatment This dance will be the first formal uation from Notre Danie, must start of infections resulting in the dreaded with a three month's period of serv­ one of the year open to all classes. "hospital gangrene." In spite of the Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors and ice with a family case work agency many opponents of Lister's method it without salary. Following this initial Seniors alike, are invited to attend. was finally adopted by the medical Edmund Moriarty, chairman of the "practical experience," the balance of profession and remains in practice to­ the apprenticeship period is to be music committee, has made connec­ day. tions with several prominent dance spent with the probation or parole de­ bands, but as yet none has been defin­ Robert E. Flatley and Frederick F. partment, or in correctional institu­ itely signed. Immediately after the FoUmar, sophomores in the College of tions, so long as adequate supervision Christmas vacation, a definite an­ Science and members of the Academy, is afforded the apprenticeship. presented constructive criticisms of nouncement concerning the selection Nine Month's Apprenticeship of the orchestra will be obtainable. the papers following their presenta­ tion. The entire apprenticeship is to be spent outside of South Bend, with Chicago University Coaching agencies approved by the Department Position is Still Open Dr. Menge Will Address of Sociology. At the end of this nine month's period, the apprentice is re­ Ames, Iowa.—^Who will be coach of Modem Language Society quired to pass an examination before football at the University of Chica­ the University awards the Certificate go next year is still undecided, ac­ Dr. Paul J. Mengo, of the depart­ in Probation Work. However, the ap­ cording to T. N. Metcalf, director of ment of modem languages, will de­ proval of the field work supervisors athletics at Iowa State College, who liver a lecture on, "Some of the As­ must be received before the appren-: will succeed Amos Alonzo Stagg as pects of the Tristan Story in German tice is eligible to take the examina- ; Chicago athletic director. Literature Since 1900," at the annual tion which will afford him the cer­ Stagg has held down both positions meeting of The Modern Language tificate. for years. When it became evident Association of America which will be Ten students, two of whom are that he was to be retired under the held at New Haven, Conn., from Dec. graduates, comprise this year's grad­ university's age limit rule as ath­ 29 to 31, this year. Yale university uating class in Probation Work. It letic director, students started a move will be the headquarters of the asso­ should be noted that every member to have him appointed coach. ciation during its meetings. . (Continued on Page 29) December 16, 1932 Thirteen AL SMITH, MAYOR M'KEE K. C BOOK WILL BE AS BIG AS "SCHOLASTIC," HOWARD AND DILLON TO TO BE AT MET. DANCE CLAIMS EDITOR VIE FOR DEBATE TITLE

Roosevelt Ballroom, Dec. 27; Amid the rush and bustle of the pre-holiday season comes the glad Will Argue It Out Tonight Five Dollars. tidings that preliminary work is near- At St. Mary's. ing completion on Editor Becklen- The stage is all set. The biggest berg's new Santa Maria. Becklenberg Culminating a successful interhall night New York town has seen since says that the cover design is by our debating season, the Wranglers Soc­ the 18th amendment went into effect inimitable Art Becvar. Art is hard iety presents the two finalists in an has been planned by George H. Rohrs, at work on this cover, and it will un­ inter-group debate at 7:45 o'clock to­ general chairman of this year's Met­ doubtedly be another of his successes. ropolitan club Christmas formal, night at Saint Mary's college. The along with his able staff of assistants. K. C. News Only debate will be given before an audi­ ence of students and members of the The grand ballroom of the Roose­ The outstanding feature of the new Saint Mary's college faculty. velt, one of the few remaining metro­ Santa Maria is that it deals solely politan hostelries has been selected as with the K. of C. news; past issues The teams will be competing for the the location. You will listen to the have had much space devoted to championship of the University and soothing farrages of Glen Gray and campus news. Becklenberg's idea is the recently donated Victor Lemmer his original Casa Loma orchestra, to eliminate this type of news and Debating Trophy. The two halls rep­ radio headliners and summer enter­ make the publication strictly a resented in the finals are Howard and tainers at Atlantic City's Steel Pier. Knights of Columbus journal. Its size Dillon who have earned that honor And lest you forget—the date—Tues­ will be approximately the same as after having participated in a bracket day, Dec. 27th. Dancing will be in that of the SCHOLASTIC, and it will of elimination trials. vogue from 9:30 upward. The tariff first appear on Feb. 1,1933, when three —$5. thousand copies will be issued. The Father Cavanaugh Will Preside first five hundred will be distributed in Many Honored Guests Reverend John Cavanaugh, C.S.C., the local council; the remaining 2,500 the chaplain of the Wranglers, will Assisting the genial chairman are: copies will be sent to the K. of C. Wesley Farrington, arrangement preside as chairman of this evening's councils throughout the United States. affair. chairman; James Dunnigan, music This year the Santa Maria will be is­ chairman; Francis McGahren, decora­ sued monthly. The judges will be William Coyne, tions chairman; Michael Forastiere, debate coach of the University, Rob­ The other officers of the new pub­ patron chairman, and Leonard Cac- ert McAuliffe, and Louis Buckley, pro­ ciatori, program chairman. lication are as follows: Walt Ken­ nedy, Associate Editor; John Jaeger, fessor of economics. Some of the honored guests include: Associate Editor; Granger Weil, Hon. Alfred E. Smith, Hon. Joseph The resolution to be debated is: Feature Editor; John McEUigott, McKee, present mayor of New York, "Resolved, that all inter-allied debts . Assistant Feature Editor; Ed Mori- Hugh A. O'Donnell, John Kenney, and reparations be cancelled." How­ arty; Ray Naber, Business Managers. president of the Notre Dame club of ard Hall will uphold the resolution. New" York, Johnny Law, ex-'29 cap­ It is interesting to note that the two tain and Harry Sylvester, Husk 0*Hare to Play for teams that are meeting tonight are in the lower class of each group. How­ N. D. Villagers* Formal Frank O'Hara is Chosen ard with John O'Connor, Gene Blish and John Locher composing the team, as Junior Pin Chairman "Husk" O'Hare and the Genial is a junior hall, winner of the senior- Gentlemen of the Air, popular radio junior group, while Dillon, a fresh­ The Junior Class under the super­ band, has been selected by the Notre man hall, represented by Justin Han- vision of their president, Joseph Con­ Dame Villager's to play the program non, Robert Schmelsle and Eugene don, has formulated preliminary ar­ of dances for the seventh annual Malloy, defeated Morrissey and the rangements for the selection of its Christmas formal to be given in the strong Lyons teams in the sophomore- class pins. Frank O'Hara, Junior in Palais Royale Ballroom on the twenty- freshman league. the College of Arts and Letters, has seventh of December. received the chairmanship of the pin John De Wilde is serving as general To Sandusky—The Credit committee, the other members of chairman of the affair assisted by which will be named after Christmas. Much of the success for interhall Loren Hess, ticket chairman, Edward Contrary to usual plans, the Class debating can be credited to Arthur Beahm, advertising, Jack MuUins and of '34 has decided to select only pins, Sandusky, chairman of the debating William Martersteck, publicity and instead of both pins and rings as has committee, and his staff of coaches, Daniel Youngerman, decorations. all Wranglers, who worked diligently been the custom in preAnous years. James Ash is president of the club. in presenting the splendid teams that Several large concerns will receive the have competed for the championship. consideration of the committee during Last year nearly 300 couples at­ the ensuing weeks. The price of the tended the dance. Dancing will be Immediately after the judges' de­ pin will amount to §15, and the final from 9:00 to 1:00 o'clock. The sub­ cision is announced, it is planned to selection will be made by the last of scription has been set at |2.50 per award the winning team with the Vic­ January. couple. tor Lemmer trophy. Fvurteen The Scholastic

Aubumers Hire "Sleepy" MACHINE AGE EVALUATED Hall and Club Dlckman N. D. CONCERT BAND

AT W.UNGLERS MEETING The Auburn club will inaugurate PERSONNa IS NAMED its fourth annual Christmas dance, Predicts Government Control Dec. 26, at the Club Dickman, central Professor Casasanta Picks 71 of Future Industry. New York's finest place of entertain­ For Band Membership. ment. Music will be furnished by "Sleepy" Hall and his well known By Louis Hruby recording orchestra, who will also Seventy-one names have been sel­ ected by Professor Joseph J. Casasan­ Predicting that the present eco­ play for the Utica, Buffalo and Cap­ ta for the 1933 personnel of the Notre nomic system, by its inability to cope itol District Club dances. Dame orchestra. Extensive tryouts with existing conditions, will be sup­ Thomas P. Belian was appointed have been conducted during the past plemented by era of government general chairman of the affair by week. controlled and guild-like organiza­ President Donahue as were the fol­ tions, John D. Heywood assailed the lowing co-chairman: William J The band presented its first concert relentless action of the machine age, Burns, Decorations; Francis W. of the season last Friday evening at in his speech before the Wranglers Murphy, music; Donald J. Sheedy, re- the basketball game. Last evening, at their regular meeting, Wednesday. ceiJtion; John Van Etten, ballroom; the group gave very commendable Heywood pointed out the undeni­ Paul Halbert, publicity; Charles Mor­ renditions of several musical comedy able fact that machinery was largely ris, tickets and Kenneth Whips, pro­ numbers. Among those featured on responsible for the unemployment grams. the program were "Old Man Eiver" throughout the world. '•Machine- from "Showboat" and "Victor Herb­ production has advanced so far, that Forum Clothes Survey ert's Favorites." even if production would again reach Is Progressing Rapidly Student Singing Urged the heights it attained in 1928, only Professor Casasanta has made the half the number of men would be re­ Santa Claus is doomed to disap­ request that the student body join in turned to their jobs!" Heywood said. pointment. Information as to what the singing of all favorites selections the Notre Dame man wears will not "Four Hour Day" played by the band at these concerts. be available to Christmas necktie and The new plan that he offered was a scarf givers this year. According to The personnel in its entirety fol­ n-^sult of the recent statement issued, Francis Fogarty, president of the lows : which stated that a four-hour work- Commerce Forum, it Avill be impos­ B FL/VT CL.\RINET—John Younsen. John mg day, tour days a weeK would be sible to begin tabulating the returns Locher, Simon Locher, Paul Locher, Edward sumcient to supply all the world de­ Zimmers, Ilsland Smith, Jamas Morrison, from the Forum's survey on clothing Harold Pohlmeyere, Wf.Kam GorRen, Paul mand. "Why not have the govern­ until after the Christmas recess. Doucher, Fi-ank Cooney, Arthur Huber. ment enforce a provision similar to Although 250 replies are expected, the D FLAT PICCOLO—John HemminK, Jos­ that, consequently destroying over­ number received up till now is too eph Burns. production, and allowing men to small to warrant the drawing of any OBOE — Michael Feeney, William Reilly, spend more time in the pursuit of Carl VoKelheim, Andrew Hellmuth. conclusions about corduroys or top­ E FLAT CLARINET — Robert Filson. J. better things in life?" he asked. coats. Leonard Kenkel, Harvey Rockwell. He advocated a return to the use The regular meeting of the Forum E FLAT BARITONE SAX—Charles Morris. scheduled for last Tuesday night was B FLAT BARITONE — James J. Treacy. of the principles of the guild in or­ Claude L. Rossiter. der that a closer union might be postponed. The president expects to B FLAT TENOR SAX—Robert Demer. formed between the laborer and the present a speaker at the next meet­ Maurice De Wald, James Bordeaux. producer. This would bring about ing, the date of which will be an­ PERCUSSION — Edmund Fitzmaurice, Wil­ nounced later. liam Robison. Joseph Argus, Charles Clark, more harmony, and make the work John M. Lee. Glen .1. Porter, of the laborer one of enjoyment, TUBA—George Bryan. Norman Gehringer. rather than of the existing drudgery, New World Map Has Changes Eric Ryan, Geoi'ge Vesey. Heywood contended. E FLAT ALTO SAX—Richard J. Pfeifter. Raymond Rossi, Charles Dohnalck. Machinery As An Aid Washington, D. C. — A new map of TROMBONE—W. A. Stawart, TerriU Aus­ the world issued last week by the tin, John Gary, Edwin Wykoff, Cha les Fiire, Not condemning the many labor- .Joseph MacDonald, William Jordan, Fred saving inventions of -the present National Geographic Society 'contains 1,226 names that are different from ' Weniger. time, he believed they could be intro­ B FLAT CORNET—George F. Huntzicker, duced as a means to lessen the hours the names of the same places in the Paul Guamieri, Clair White, Clarence Hess, required for working, thus making society's map made ten years ago. James Freeman, .John F. Gill, Martin C. Moreover, 500 new names have been Moi-an. Clair Berger, Joseph Wasko, Thomas the use of machinery an aid to man­ added to the map of the world this Flynn, August von Boecklin. Frederick Thels, kind, and not adding to his discom­ Walter Dupray. time. The total number on the map forts by throwing him out of work B FLAT TRUMPET—Cha-les Schil. John is now over 4,800. as mechanical appliances replaced F. Murphy. Thomas A. Halley, John Lynch, Just to show how rapidly the names Joseph Bean, Benjamin Pollard. him. of the places in the world change, the E FLAT ALTO HORN—Charles Jahr. Al­ society let it be known that in the bert Ripley, Donald Draper, Norbert Ott. NOTICE! latter three weeks of the map's pub­ "The Scholastic" staff will meet in lication, it was necessary to stop the NOTICE! the editorial rooms at 7:00 o'clock presses three times to record new The next issue of the "Scho­ this evening. changes. lastic" will appear on Jan. 13. December 16. 1932 Fifteen

CLEVELAND aUB GIVES THEATRE TALK FREE BANQU£T TO 50 .By Rojrer Beimc. The presentation of the first play humor, for it will genuinely top in a Dean McCarthy Gives Talk To in Washington Hall has been definite- climactic way the whole fall's farce of Members at Ind. Club. 'ly postponed until after the Christ­ Christmas anticipation. mas recess. The University Theater For the Christmas sojourn in Chi­ has prepared to fight suspense with cago, if that is on the itinerary, El­ Mr. James E. McCarthy, Dean of suspense by presenting next Monday the College of Commerce, addressed mer Rice's "The Left Bank" at the night "Charlies Aunt." Some playgoer Harris Theater, and the most engag­ the member of the Cleveland club, with a thankful heart has said: "The Thursday, Dec. 15, at a banquet at ing operetta in many a curtain -'The play offers the only pause in life." As Cat and The Fiddle" are recom­ the Indiana club. In his talk. Dean the holiday draws near and the McCarthy insisted that the solution of mended. The latter played on Broad­ suspense grows into thickness a way all last year with prai'-e and ap­ the economic crisis lies with the pres­ play would have proved the perfect ent generation of college students. plause for its reward, besides the .53 antidote after the old fireman's man­ week stay. "The Good Earth' is open­ Father Sigmar Speaks ner. But instead we may look for­ ing Dec. 26, but the critics have not ward to the play on our return. Just praised this dramatic adaptation of He stressed the fact that in the to see the turnabouts of the hot sus­ past decade the so-called business the Pulitzer Prize novel. By the way, pense incidents generously packed in­ directors are on location in China now leaders and pseudo-politicians, who to this farcial melange of fictitious are in a small degree responsible for for the moving picture version of this character and false emotions will de­ story. the present condition of the country, flate the post-vacation Saloons of nos­ were prone to ignore the feelings of talgia. Broadway Hints their fellow citizens. They were con­ And on Broadway somewhere east tent to make their millions by shoving Aunts and Cheer Leaders of Buffalo "Another Lingnage," the other fellow about. Mr. Mc­ The characters of the play and who "Autumn Crocus," "The Late Chris­ Carthy's advice to the leaders of the will play them. David Powers, the topher Bean" are a sample of the future is to have patience, to have a graceful cheer leader, will show what kind of play thereabouts. The Civic proper degree of modesty, in a word, he has bee practicing for all fall in Repertory Company, under the blessed to be decent Americans. the stadium. He will go one step fur­ surveillance of Eva La Gallienne, ro­ Rev. Julian P. Sigmar, Department ther this time; a dainty step it will tates around "Dear Jane" an en­ of Philosophy, Notre Dame Univer­ be. For it is upon Dave Powers' dearment of Jane Austen. "Camille," sity, compared life to a football game. dainty fignure that the aunt's dress a new adaptation of "Alice in Won­ In life, as in football, if one is to falls, j^nd so, the secret out, it is he derland," "Lilliom" and "Peter Pan." reach his goal, he must have some­ who will be the aunt. And we warn As no play is distinguishable for one to block for him, to call the you this impersonation is surprising marked preference the individual art proper signals, "Success," said Fath­ in more ways than in those incurable arising peculiar to a personal artistic er Sigmar, "depends vpon teamwork." habits of cigar smoking and in plac­ pattern in the "Empress Eugenie" "The campus clubs," he said, "are the ing feet on the table tops which the portraits by Cornelia Otis Skinner medium by which this teamwork is real aunt from Brazil (where the nuts would be the sole inexcusable cut had developed." come from) would never do in public. a little red book, the student's guide, George Allingham who has the most mentioned such things. Yet a mem­ Juggler's Play natural stage presence is allied with orable moment must exist in "Lu-' Those present at the dinner, which Jack Finneran on the business of crece," what with Katharine Cornell as an actress, Guthrie McClintic as a was gratis to the members of the club, Powers in dresses. Also Allingham is director, Thornton Wilder as a trans­ enjoyed the music of the Notre Dame attached to the sister of Jack Finner- lator, Robert Edmund Jones as a de­ Juggler's, who played a medley of an's heart interest. Mr. Powers chap- signer, and a Christmas holiday as the delightful niunbers during the meal. erones; George Allingham pantom­ impressionable time. The members of the club who are imes; Jack Finneran scheme's; Tighe to be graduated in June were called Woods and Jim Wade support. And the Greetings upon to say a few words. They ex­ Ah, Complications If the home town offers no theat­ pressed their gratitude for the sup­ rical evenings one could take the ad­ port of the underclassmen and felt The complication of the play arises vantage by going down front ^vith confident of the future success of the from the girl's sudden visit of the Charles Dickens to see his "Christmas club. father, a certain Mr. Spettigue. Mr. Spettigue makes complications doubly Carols." so by taking up with the fictitious The colimm wishes all thee best Cambridge, Mass.—^Because so aimt, and so on. The play has an wishes of the wishing season. And it many young executives desirous of admirable cast for the enactment of doesn't say it fast. special training have lost their posi­ all this dissemblance. Most of the tions recently, Harvard University's players were in last year's farce No man ever became extremely School of Business Administration "Gold in the Hills" and intend to out­ wicked all at once.—Juvenal. has decided to hold an emergency ses­ do themselves again. An hilarious sion beginning Jan. 30, and lasting evening of vaudevillian throwbacks A liar should have a good memory. until August 16. should crystallize homecoming good -Quintilian. Sixteen The Scholastic €t Scholastic^' Begins Articles GREEK LITERATURE TOPIC AT PATRICIAN MEETING On Timely Economic Topics David Powers Reviews Dramas By Walter Johnson of Sophocles. War Debts . . . Farmers' Holiday dustry, of civilization is to satisfy . . . Reconstruction Finance Corpora­ man's wants; it was that during the By Robert Ervin tion . . . Inflation . . . Reparations time of Plato; later Moore realized David Powers, a major in the de­ . . . Gold Standard . . . these terms it, and today the idea has been, as it partment of classics, delivered an ad­ are pushed in our faces every day were, resurrected by such men as dress entitled "The Women in Greek and at every turn. Hoover's reply to Butler and Chase. Each preached and Literature" at the weekly meeting of cancellation proposals of Europe presented his own more or less Uto­ th^ Patricians Club, held Tuesday forced hammer killings back to page pian schemes, but in vain, against in­ night, December 13. Robert Flint, eight. Even Scribner's features an dividualism, laissez-faire and the hu­ president of the Patricians Club, pre­ article on government control of in­ man acquisitive instinct. sided at the meeting and introduced dustry; The New Deal, by Stuart the speaker. Chase, has become a best seller. We Economic Life Complex The purpose of this address was to can sniff haughtily at the science of Incite more interest in Greek life and Our economic life has broken down. economics, but we can't escape it. literature. Since women are symbols Civilization brought with it innumer­ of the culture of any age, the speaker able advantages and improvements. Twelve Million Unemployed used the realm of the Grecian family Increased production, a result of tech­ as a basis for his talk. In a word, our economic society nological advancement and division of seems to have degenerated. Three labor, has raised greatly our stand­ Portraits Of Margaret Anglin years of depression, with its defla­ ard of living; credit and modern The ancient Greek drama, it was tion and • unemployment affecting banking have facilitated exchange brought out, was an excellent medium everyone, have brought us face to and financing; modem transportation, for the illustration of intimate family face with the realization that some­ tariff, absentee ownership, with the relations of that period. With this thing is wrong with our system. speculation it involves, all have had thought in mind, Powers used the Over twentj' million farmers are their place in the economic develop­ dramas of Sophocles as typical of facing bankruptcy, helpless under ment of America. But this develop­ that age. The speaker gave brief mortgages assumed during the cheap ment, these improvements, have been synopses of the drama, "Women of money conditions of 1929; twelve but an accidental result, a secondary Trachis," "Ajax," "Electra," and million industrial workers are un­ consideration; profits, power, individ­ "Antigone." employed; skilled labor and salaried ual gain, have been the driving in­ Portraits of Margai-et Anglin as. workers feel the effect of both unem­ centive. Thus economic life has be­ she appeared in these Greek tragedies ployment and decreased income; in­ come more and more complex—and added much interest to the talk. vestors have seen their dividends van­ unorganized. Powers distributed programs of Miss ish and their capital depleted. These Anglin's presentations, which were last three years have cost the United Overproduction Or Underconsumption given in San Francisco, to his lis­ States one hundred and fifty billion Periodically society finds the pro­ teners. dollars. No one has escaped. ducing machine, which it has created There was an unusually large at­ so hurriedly and so unscientifically, tendance at the meeting, chiefly be­ Every Depression Worse getting out of control. Production, cause of the presence of many Latin Our condition is by no means uninhibited, far exceeds demand, and students, guests of the Club. unique with regard either to time or over-production appears; money, in­ tended to facilitate exchange, be­ to place. Depression is world wide Round Trip Rates Secured By —in fact the United States, as a re­ comes, through its fluctuations, an sult of expansion of credit, has actual menace. Laissez faire, our Connecticut and Met. Club philosophy through the past century, been last in feeling its effects; more­ At a special joint meeting of the promised a natural, an automatic over, we can trace its recurrence, Metropolitan and Connecticut Valley check on such possibilities. Practice varying in severity, with amazing clubs held last Friday evening in the has shown its absurdities. And as a regularity through the past hundred Library it was announced that result, we have—economic problems. years. Interspersed, however, be­ through the efforts of the Metropol­ tween the dips we find equally regu­ The business cycle . . . taxation itan club a special holiday transpor­ lar periods of prosperity, with high . . . war debts . . . the farm problem tation rate has been arranged with prices, good wages and frenzied pro­ . . . the gold standard . . . are all the New York Central railroad for duction, during which we promptly pertinent, current questions — eco­ the benefit of liiembers of both clubs. proceed to forget the trying sessions nomic enigmas, in fact—^and as such, Beginning Dfec. 14 and ending Jan. of a few years before. As a result, they deserve consideration. Solutions 12, club members may travel to New each recurring period of depression —^hardly; but, subsequently, we shall York either bj^ Pullman or by day comes with striking newness and attempt to present, in brief, the es­ coach. Round Jtrip tickets will cost alarming suddenness, to find us en­ sential phases of these problems, as $39.70 and $29.74 respectively. The tirely unprepared. well as the more important of pro­ meeting was presided over by Metro­ The purpose of production, of in­ posed "remedies. politan club vice-president Al Ripley. December 16, 10.12 Seventeen MORE "DOME" PHOTOS TO Chant Originally Intended BE TAKEN AFTER RECESS For Congregational Singing Art Work Gets Most Attention At Present, By John Sharpe

The editor of the Dome has just With the appearance of the "Motu briety may also steal into the "White returned from a visit to the engravers, Proprio" in the November of 1903, a List" of the Society of St. Gregory. bringing with him definite plans for new and powerful impetus was given Together with the rehabilitation of the completion of the yearbook. the movement for the establishing of the music of the Church goes the de­ Gregorian Chant as the universal sire to make uniform the pronuncia­ musical language of the Church. In­ tion of the liturgical text. Incongruous herited from the ancient Fathers, it is to hear a priest sing "eggshell- guarded for centuries in liturgical seas" (excelsis) with absolute sure- codices, there was no type of church ness, only to have the choir pounce music, Pius X thought, with its vital back upon him with an even more de­ beauty and spiritual appeal. His cisive "ecksellsiss." The Latin used long-sought-for ideal it was to have by the Church is the "sermo vul­ the self-same Kyrie chanted in Dove's garis," a tongue that originated Nest, Iowa, that is chanted in Bor­ among the Roman tradesmen, slaves deaux. and housewives of the second century, Laity Have Not Taken To Chant when the last vestiges of the rule of Augustus were gone and Cicero's In his opinion the congregation voice was dust. should not merely assist at, but should also take an active part in, The Church's Language JOHN CONLEY high mass. The ordinary and re­ From Italy this tongue spread to Dom,e's Associate Editor. sponses of the mass he appointed to Africa where it not only became the be sung by the parishoners, leaving official language of the Church, but Men engaged in making up panels the proper to a trained choir; pro­ where it also replaced Greek in the are working as rapidly as possible, ducing the exquisite contrast of the schools. Jerome, Aquinas, Augustine, and-it is expected that all the junior grandeur of numbers and the con­ all the great Fathers of the Church, panels will be ready for the engraver summate finish of art. But the laity, adopted this language and made it by the first of the year. in general, are not yet fully con­ their chief instrument of expression. Glosses of those proofs turned in by vinced of the simplicity and ease of In her choice of this language the the prescribed time have been re­ Chant. The time is not yet ripe for Church again demonstrates her ceived, sorted and arranged. Fur­ a complete return to the true ideal unique individuality, for, with its soft thermore, the photographers are now of congregational singing. sounds, this speech is quite different making glosses of all those proofs from the crisp "chugging" Latin which were not called for or returned, Polyphony Second Choice used by college freshmen or the utili­ so those men may rest assured that It must not be thought that Chant tarian Latin used by Walgreen phar­ their picture will appear in the an­ is the only music approved by the macists. nual. Church. For classic polyphony, writ­ Drew Frontispieces ten by such men as Palestrina, is Organ Best Accompaniitaent given second place of honor. If it Occupying the center of attraction Because it was originally designed were not for Palestrina, perhaps, sec­ now is the art department. These to be sung in caves and catacombs. ular music would have been complete­ members of the- staff are employed Chant is purely a vocal form and ly wiped out of the liturgy. Accord­ in drawing frontispieces for the var­ should be sung "a capella." Instru­ ing to Baini, the Council of Trent, ious books of the Dome. Each illus­ mental accompaniment of any sort to offset the trite secular tunes tration will conform with the main tends to fetter the freedom of its ex­ then used as mass motives, thought theme, thus educing it part by part. pression. There is, however, one mu­ of banishing all harmonic music from Also in the process of development is sical instrument that has received the Church functions. Before their proc­ a spread for the inside of the covers. sanction of the popes—^the organ. Be­ lamation to this effect was made The photographer's studio will be cause of its power and sublimity, it public, Palestrina submitted to them open again in Walsh Hall immediate­ is considered worthy of being blended his beautiful 'Mass of Pope Marcel- ly after the semester exaiainations. with liturgical rites. And though the lus": laic music is still used in our Its use will be primarily for the mem­ voice sacrifices some of the beauty of ritual. bers of the faculty who have not had its true scale when obliged to con­ a sitting as yet, and for those seniors In my opinion poljrphony will never form to a keyed instrument, the or­ who haven't been photographed. The replace chant: it is too wild and gan more than makes up for this de­ remaining activities men, academic whirling. It renders the words in­ fect by not only giving basic support societies, and city or state clubs comprehensible, twisting them upon to the voices, but by covering a mul­ will also be taken at that time. Defi­ one another like a long row of tum­ titude of vocal sins as well. nite announcements concerning hours bling dominoes. Providing they have Just as Lamb divided the human and appointments will be made at a no Debussyian harmonic effects, mod­ species into two groups, "the men later date. em compositions of excellence and so­ (Continued on Pase 2S) Eighteen The Scholastic

COLLEGE PARADE

FAST THINKERS HICKORY DICKORY DOCK! Some obsei*vers say that the glittering Twenty radio controlled clocks have been in­ kaleidoscope of modern life is producing in stalled on the Iowa State College campus in an the mass of the people a peculiar type of effort to get the students to class on time. mentality. This formation of the mind is - due to the influence of much newspaper V reading, superficial motion pictures, catch- phrase advertising and other thought synco­ LAUGH, CLOWN, LAUGH pations. It may be called the jazzing-up of thought processes. Call it what you like, it A professor at Rutgers in a Humor Quiz, dis­ is no intellectual advance, because it does not covered that satire comes high on the list as a follow the natural line of development which sign of intelligence. A giggle is an indication of knows no short-cut education such as we find inanity. Ability to laugh at oneself was rated offered in week-end courses. Sometimes this highest^ A successful student is one who can new. mental form is referred to as "tabloid." poke fun at himself. In many respects it is necessary to the fast- moving conditions of present-day life. But V on this point Walter B. Pitkin, who proved that stupidity is a human privilege, makes an WHERE WISHES ARE TAXIES! apt statement: "Whom the gods would de­ stroy, they first make tabloid readers." We Despite the depression, Chaminade College in hope that Mr. Pitkin did not borrow that St. Louis has increased its enrollment. Located idea from Walter Winchell. in a fashionable suburb, it is just beyond the car lines. The school made arrangements with a cab Still, the above-mentioned causes of tabloid company and now the student body is transported mentality have a reason for existence. They hither and yon at the cost of the faculty. need not be allowed to contribute to intellec­ V tual decadence; they can be used judiciously without endangering solid thought. We can recognize their purpose, as amusement, cur­ P-S-S-S-T! rent news, light literature, and we can ap­ Becoming curious about the kissing business, preciate them for what they are worth. Of the Daily Northwestern checked up on the situa­ course, as a steady diet they would produce tion and found that most coeds are pretty much a state of cultural anemia; but no truly agreed that no man, no matter how fine a chap thoughtul person will confuse the shallow he may be, deserves to have a kiss on his first with the deep,, the entertaining with the in­ date with a girl. structive. If people develop tabloidism, Bab- bittism or Philistinism, the fault is largely their O\^TI. ADD FRATERNITIES Boston College Heights At Bucknell, a new fraternity has been started V under the name Flunk, Flunk, Flunk. The Brothers' song is "Why Did It Have To Be Me." WILDERNESS IS PARADISE NOW! Out at California, examinations are given in V courses at the end of four weeks. If the student gets 95% and has a mark of "A" for the pre­ BOY, PAGE MISS BAUM! ceding weeks, he no longer has to take the course and in addition receives a refund of five dollars A dormitory at Santa Clara has been given the on his tuition. name "Grand Hotel." December 16, 1932 'Nineteen EDITORIALS

BALLYHOO. of. the free banquet given by the Cleveland Club An eminent French traveller and author re­ to its members last evening stands out in pleasant cently condemned the American press, saying relief. The Ohio organization realized a little that he could not stomach its "rank sensa­ profit from the ball following the Navy game, and tionalism." We thought that he was a bit unfair decided that the fairest and most sensible thing when we first read his criticism, but an event of to do with the money was to give it back in an the past week or so has brought his point out be­ evening's entertainment. yond dispute. It was rather disheartening to see THE SCHOLASTIC understands that such things how every metropolitan newspaper of any size ate have been done before on the campus, but they us the rumor recently that a break in the rela­ are unquestionably the exception to general club tions between Notre Dame and West Point was procedure. Some of the larger organizations not far in the offing. Notre Dame certainly did whose profits during the next few weeks will run not start the talk of a rift, and we have it from into several figures might well consider such an the mouth of a prominent West Pointer that such item as entertainment gratis in their next year's a thing is farthest from the mind of the mili­ budget. The members might have more confi­ tary academy at the present time. It looks very dence in the officers, and the thought might startling in headlines, though, and headlines sell possibly be provoked that the Christmas dance the sheet. But perhaps it isn't right to be too exists for the club and not vice-versa. hard on our dailies; it must be a real task to come out every morning. u

$ THE SEASON IT'S CHRISTMAS ANYWAY Seven wins and two losses by a very good THE SCHOLASTIC doesn't want to forget to football team—and some of us have seen our last take advantage of these last few ems to wish all game as students. It was not the most agi'eeable its readers a reasonably joyous vacation and a thing in the world to be told decisively by Pitt very Merry Christmas. Even if the stocking is and Southern California what it is all about, but empty in the morning, every college man should we would feel a lot worst if, after a perfect sea­ be philosophical enough to revel in the spirit of son, Notre Dame thought that there was nobody the time and to enjoy the stimulus of a December in her class. If the year has done nothing else it afternoon. has made people realize that football is only a Presupposing the return of most of the staff game, that when somebody wins, somebody loses, members, we feel safe in making the statement and that after it is all over there is still the de­ that the next issue of THE SCHOLASTIC will ap­ pression, commencement, semester exams, and pear four weeks from today. loads of other things to worry about.

d Mr. Anderson turned out another excellent team. It might be news to some, but it is a fact PATTERN that a team can be excellent and lose two games. I In the mist of the perennial headlines adver­ And Notre Dame was beaten by two teams which tising the now ultra-commercialized Christmas come very near approximating her own greatest dances sponsored by our campus clubs, the story elevens. Twenty The Scholastic ATHLETICS U.S.C. Jolts Notre Dame, 13 to 0

Trojans Break Eight Year Record by NORTHWESTERN TO PLAY Beating Irish Twice In Two Years CAGERS HERE MONDAY vance that netted three first downs. Jaskwhich punted over the Southern Take Advantage of Two Scoring Reiff is Opponents' Big Threat; California goal line. After gaining Krause, McGuff May Play. Chances; Irish Offensives six yards. Southern California punted Falter Near Goal-line. Coach George Keogan's cagers are going to get their first taste of big By Leslie Raddatz time basketball competition next Nebraska did it ten years ago, and Monday evening when the North­ nobody has done it since—until last western Wildcats invade the local week. Southern California thus has premises. So far the Blue and Gold the distinction, besides being on the have had things pretty well their own verge of a national championship, of way, but it's going to be a tough being one of those rare teams that job to down that scrappy quintet from beat Notre Dame two years in suc- Evanston. ceession. The Wildcats are slated to carry Southern California had only two off the Big Ten honors this season. chances to score against a Notre So far the Purple have easily downed Dame team that seemed to be more Bradley of Peoria, and Marquette than holding its own, and they took University. These two games the advantage of both of them. Even at Northwestern outfit looked upon as that it might have been another of practice sessions. Needless to say the those one point \actories for the Irish. invaders will be out for blood; not The westerners' line charged in all NICK LUKATS alone because of the football defeat afternoon. The backs were waiting to Threw most of the passes. which they suffered at the hands of knock down passes that might have the Fighting Irish this fall, but also been scores. And the game ended 13 back to midfield. Notre Dame gained to even the count with the Keogan- t. 0. nothing in three attempts and Jask­ ites for those two basketball games which punted to Warburton. Behind which the latter took away from Irish Leads In First Downs almost perfect interference, Warbur­ them last year. The statistics show that Notre ton ran the ball back from his own Northwestern Team Strong Dame completed seven out of seven­ 36 yard line to the Notre Dame 44 teen passes for a total gain of 122 yard line. Northwestern boasts a snappy yards. Southern California completed quintet which is led by the Notre only one out of eight for only 31 Warburton picked up 15 yards Dame nemesis, Joe Reiff, one of the yards. That one pass, however, was more. After that it appeared that keenest eyed forwards in the middle- the pass that brought the first, and the Southern California attack had west. Elmer Johnson, a tall, rangy therefore the winning touchdown. been stopped. On fourth down there center is an excellent pivot man. The Notre Dame was away ahead in first were 12 yards to go on the 31 yard three little fellows Moonshower, and downs—^].2 for the Irish to six for line. On the next play Griffith dropped Culver at the guards, with Brewer Southern California. back and tossed a long pass to working at the other forward posi­ McNeish, who had to take only three The second string backfield started tion, complete the Wildcat varsity steps to get the first Southern Calif­ five. the game behind the first string line. ornia touchdown. Smith kicked the In their recent encounter with The first quarter passed quietly with goal. Banas punting and Griffith punting Marquette, the Purple scored thirty- back. Southern California made one The second touchdown came early six points. Each one of the varsity first down. in the third quarter when Koken men counted for at least two baskets, At the beginning of the second fumbled a Southern California punt with Captain Reiff registering four quarter the first string backfield went on the Notre Dame 26 yard line. Er- field goals and three free throws for in for Notre Dame. With Koken, skine recovered. Southern California a total of eleven points. Melinkovich and Brancheau carrying advanced the ball to the one yard line. At this writing it is not definite the ball, Notre Dame began an ad­ (Continued on Pane 29) (Continued on Page 29) December 16, 1932 Twenty-one

Keoganites Open Season Students Discount With Victory Over Albion 20% ball three seconds after receiving it, Applies on Xmas Gifts Purchased Here was obeyed to the letter. Voegele and SCORE—41 TO 20 Jordan played the pivot and showed Globes 85c to $35J)0 the benefit of Coach Keogan's drilling, Portable Type- because not once were they called for "writers $19.75 to $65.00 Voegele Collects 20 Points holding the ball overtime. This pivot Zipper portfolios For Scoring Honors; John play was used to good advantage by leather. §1,85 to $4.75 Baldwin's Passing Great. Voegele who, not only made most of his shots by it, but also caused the Brief Case opponents to foul him while he was leather §2.75 to $6.85 By Howard Waldron shooting from the pivot. Leather key- The basketball Irish of Notre Dame tainers 50c to $1.75 Albion didn't use the center pivot. rang up another basketball victory They worked instead a block-out play Desk Thermos for Coach George Keogan when it sets $3.85 to $12.50 opened its 1932 basketball season with Drawing Instru­ a 41-20 win over Albion college from ments $5.00 to $18.00 Albion, Michigan, last Friday night. This was the seventeenth successive Fountain Pens $1.00 to $9.75 Avin for the Irish who have played gTeat basketball since the Purdue de­ Duplicate Bridge feat of last year. ^ards 25c per board Steel Bridge Jordan Begins It Tables $2.75 to $11.00 Notre Dame started its scoring Zipper ring books— when Johnny Jordan, sophomore for­ leather ...$2.75 to $6.00 ward, tossed one in from the right Webster's Diction­ side of the court. Then Risley, Albion aries 85c to $16.00 star forward, intercepted a bad pass Mechanical and opened the scoring for the visit­ pencils 10c to $1.75 ors. Notre Dame regained the lead on Poker chips and Voegele's first basket of the evening, but lost it very quickly on shots by racks $1.50 to $6.00 Risley and Chapman. Albion forged JOE VOEGELE Playing cards 25c to $2.00 ahead and led 9-8. Tied Albion all alone. Five year Diaries and But the visitors soon trailed again, date book $1.35 to $3.00 and never regained the lead nor came from the side which gave their men Used Type­ close to regaining it. After the first plenty of chance to shoot, but which writers $5.00 to $37.50 ten minutes, the Notre Dame men lost was rendered ineffective by their own Smoking stand and ash their nervousness and settled down to inaccuracy at the basket. Many good trays 60c to $16.00 shots went wild or were missed by real basketball. Their plays began Desk lamps 98c to $72.00 to click and their defense, which had poor timing. Radios: Philcos; Crosley been rather ragged, tightened. No Subs Go In Silver Marshall Ken- • longer were men permitted to take set Coach Keogan inserted his second nedy $11.85 to $150.00 shots or get close to the basket for and third teams in the final ten min­ Notre Dame Sta­ good shooting. At half time, mainly utes of the contest. They held Albion tionery 89c to $1.45 through the efforts of Baldwin and even, each side making four points. Voegele, Notre Dame led 19-9. Book ends—^Notre Dame For the second team, Ed Angsten monogram and char­ stood out. He made one basket out of acters. 95c to $11.00 New Uniforms two shots and played a snappy pass­ Cigarette boxes — ladies The Irish, in new gold uniforms, ing game. showed a faster passing and quicker and mens 65c to $7.85 The high scoring honors for the breaking offense than they used last Busts of Knute evening were won by Joe Voegele year. This change, no doubt, was due Rockne $1.35 with his twenty points, the same total to the new rules which are intended LARGEST SELECTION as the Albion team score. Voegele to speed up the play. The rule which Xmas Greeting Cards snared eight field goals and four free causes the ball to be advanced to tho Down Town throws. Carl Risley, All-Michigan middle of the court within ten seconds Conference forward last year, was the .05 cards .35 doz. has, especially, speeded up the game. star for the pupils of Coach Bud .10 cards—.75 doz. Also, not a penalty was called for Dougherty, Risley had three field violation of these new rules. Even the goals and three gift shots to his THE OFFICE ENGINEERS, INC three second pivot rule, by which the credit. 116 South Mich. St. pivot man must rid himself of the (Continued on Page 28) Twenty-two The Scholastic Illinois Wesleyan Loses To SCHEDULES FOR THREE YEARS ARE ANNOUNCED Irish In Second Home Game California, Wisconsin, Purdue Baldwin, McGuff kept the offense Are Major New Opponents. driving under the Wesleyan basket throughout the final portions of play. 18TH WIN IN ROW Jesse C, Harper, director of athlet­ Lineups and summary: ics, has announced definitely the foot­ ball schedule for next season and in­ Ragged Playing Marks 24 to 12 NOTRE DAME (24) *FG FT FT A PF Pts. definitely those of 1934 and 1935. Win; Voegele High-Point Aiberts if 1 0 1 0 2 Noteworthy on the two latter cards is Man; Krause Plays. Jordan If 1 0 0 0 2 the absence of breathers for the Irish. McGufE rf 1 0 0 0 2 Voegele, c. If 3 1 4 3 7 Kansas, a comparatively easy game, Krause, c 1 1 1 1 3 opens the season next fall. Haskell Notre Dame's eighteenth consecu­ Baldwin (Capt.), rg.. 0 1 1 3 1 and Drake have both been dropped. tive basketball victory went into the Crowe, IK 2 1 1 3 5 In 1934 and 1935 Kansas will be O'Neil, ag 1 0 0 0 2 record books last night as the Irish dropped. Purdue and Indiana have whipped Illinois Wesleyan, 24 to 12. Totals 10 8 10 24 been substituted for Drake and Has­ Despite the decisive margin of their kell, while Wisconsin will take the win, the Keoganites looked far from ILL. WES. (12) *FG FT FTA PF Pts. place of Kansas after next season. Munday, rf 1 2 3 2 4 impressive, missing dozens of shots, Wolgemuth, If 0 3 3 0 3 On the coast last week Athletic Di­ and coming up with occasional bits of Blazine, rf 1 0 0 1 2 rector Harper and Head Coach Heart- miserable ball-handling. Btadman. If 0 0 1 0 0 ley Anderson completed the arrange­ Conroy, c 0 1 2 1 1 ments for games with the University Close at First Henry, rg 0 0 1 0 0 Stuckcy, Ig 0 2 2 2 2 of California. Next year's game, the For the first ten minutes the score first in the series, will be played at remained very close with the lead Totals 2 8 12 12 Berkeley. There is still some diffi­ see-sawing back and forth. Neither *FG—field goals; FT—free throws; FTA— culty as to the date of the California team could gain a marked advantage free throws attempted; PF—personal fouls: game the following year. California until the Irish on a free throws and a PTS—total points. does not wish to make such a long couple of baskets moved out in front Referee—^Nick Keams (DePaul). trip during the regular season, and to stay. Umpii-e—Harry Wan-en (Illinois). it is nearly impossible to play a foot­ In the matter of individual scoring, ball game in this vicinity during De­ Joe Voegele again headed the list, col­ cember. lecting three baskets and a single Notre Dame Alumnus Writes Next year's ten game schedule is free throw. That seven point sum as follows: boosted Voegele's scoring for the first Interesting Article on Gipp Oct. 7—^Kansas here. two games of the season to 27, a long Oct. 14—^Indiana at Bloomington. lead over any of his teammates. Oct. 21—Carnegie Tech at Pitts­ Earl Walsh, a graduate of the class burgh. of 1922, has recently added his name 13 to 8 at Half Oct. 28—Pittsburgh here. to the list of Notre Dame men, who Nov. 4—Navy at Baltimore. At halftime the Irish were ahead have contributed in a literary way to 13 to 8. Going into the second half, Nov. 11—Purdue here. the fame of their alma mater. Walsh, (Continued on Page 27) the scores mounted evenly or the first a team-mate of Hunk Anderson and while but Baldwin's passing and the George Gipp, the present Athletic insertion of Ed Krause and Al Mc- Director of Des Moines Catholic col-, "IT IT COMES FROM HERMAN'S Guft into the lineup enabled Notre lege has recently written an article IT MUST BE GOOD" Dame to increase its lead. entitled. My Greatest Thrill in Ath­ Krause was far below his ail-Amer­ letics, which has appeared in mid- HERMAN'S ican form of a year ago, but in view western newspapers. of the fact that it was his first ap­ SPORT GOODS STORE pearance in a basketball suit this Played With Gipp 126 N, Michigan St. winter, his ball-handling and center In this treatise Walsh, Gipp's fellow play indicated that he will again be halfback relates graphically the feats Ice Skates an outstanding threat when he gets of that grid meteor. He picks the into shape. Army game of 1920, when Gipp Tubular Skates staged a one-man plunging drive in McGuff Sparkles the second half to come from behind COMPLETE WITH Krause's roommate and new run­ and beat the cadets, as his greatest SHOES ATTACHED ning mate, Al McGuff, displaying a thrill. The author also treats the feinting and passing attack ability star's character and untimely death $4.65 that threatened to leave the Wesley­ in an intimate manner. Few writings an players with dislocated elbows. on Gipp's personality can equal that Skates Sharpened Coupling his blind passing and feint­ of Walsh as an insight into the hero's All Work Gtimunteed ing with that of Captain Johnny mental traits. December 16, 1932 Twenty-three

SEVEN WINS-TWO LOSSES

The 19S2 Notre Dame varsity as seen by Dick Prezebel, SCHOLASTIC staff artist. A summary of the recoo'd of the Irish eleven, including their seven victories and two defeats, and individual scoring statistics, will be found on page 25.

Vacation? Not For Basketball Squad"'To Grantland Rice Names Kurth On "Collier's" All-American. Play Three Games Against Big Ten Quintets The long list of all-American foot­ By George R. Belting job for the Purdue game, which is ball teams that place Joe Kurth at more than likely, he will bee opposing While the student-body will be en­ a tackle position on the first eleven a man whom he will meet again next joying their Christmas vacation at was increased yesterday by the ap­ fall. Fehring will be playing opposite their respective homes, Coach George pearance of Collier's annual selec­ Krause, when these men don the grid Keogan's warriors of the hardwood tion made by Grantland Rice, out­ togs for the Notre Dame vs. Purdue will be trying to keep their slate standing sports authority. game, which has been scheduled for clean and their record intact. During Teamed with Kurth at tackle is the Notre Dame Stadium. Fehring the holiday season the Notre Dame Ernie Smith of Southern California. holds down the right tackle post, while cagers have three tough games to Other first team choices from the Krause is the varsity left tackle. play. Each of these games is against ranks of the Irish opponents include a major opponent and the opposing Three Forwards Milton Summerflet,. Army captain, and Warren Heller, who acted as quintet will be out to do or die against Coach Lambert also has three cap­ Pittsburgh's captain in their game the Fighting Irish. able forwards in the persons of against Notre Dame. Wheeler, Keller, a veteran of last First Road Game Discarding the practice of naming a year, and Eddy. Four cagey guards second and a third team. Race limited On Dec. 23, the courtsters take to complete the Boilermakers roster. his honor list to a single category, the road for the first time this year Parmenter, who gave a classy exhibi­ ranked as "honorable mention." Three and that evening they will invade the tion against Notre Dame last year, Notre Dame players, Ed Krause, floor of the Purdue aggregation. The is sure to start at one of the guard­ George Melinkovich( and Mike Koken boys from Lafayette have a strong ing positions. Lowry, Shaver and were included in the list. team this season and the loss of the Meade are the remaining guards. All-American forw^ard, Johnny Wood­ Rice's first team is as follows: Although not getting off to such a en, is not being felt as keenly as was Moss (Purdue), and Nesbitt (Wash­ good start, Ohio State, has made rap­ thought. Coach "Piggy" Lambert has ington), ends; Kurth N. D.), and id progress since the first few games a mint of material. Three cracker- Smith (U. S. C), tackles; Summer- of the season, and will be in the pink jack centers, all letter men, are back felt (Army), and Corbus (Stanford), when the Notre Dame cagers sojourn on duty. Stewart, Fehring, and Husar guards; Ely (Nebraska), center; to Columbus, Dec. 28. are the three pivot men. Fehring, Newman (Michigan), quarterback; varsity jumper last year, was recently Hinchman and Wilson are the var­ Hitchcock (Auburn), and Zimmerman elected captain of the 1933 football sity forwards. Conrad will be at (Tulane, halfbacks; and Heller (Pitts­ team. If Ed Krause is back on the (Continued on Page 80) burgh), fullback. Twenty-four The Scholfistic NINE GRIDDERS FINISH INTRODUCING •:• John Baldwin CARREERS IN UK.GAME

By William Fiynn Six Veteran Linemen Wind Up John Arthur Baldwin, captain of he doesn't know exactly just what he Three-Year Varsity Span. the 1932-33 Notre Dame basketball is going to do. team, has had a rather long and var­ Off the basketball court, Baldwin is When Notre Dame went down to ied basketball career. A native of a quiet appearing chap. He attends stunning defeat before the Trojans Illinois' Windy City, the black-haired, his classes, says little unless called in Olympic Stadium, Los Angeles, youtliful appearing Notre Dame cap­ upon by his professor, does his work, last Saturday, nine members of the tain, played three years at Englewood Irish varsity were finishing their high school in Chicago. He also put playing days with the Notre Dame in one year as halfback on that squad. school's football team. The heaviest toll that graduation Good In High School will take will be in the strong for­ At the end of the regular 1928 sea­ ward wall of this year's team. Cap­ son, -Englewood high school's team tain Paul Host and Ed Kosky, de­ was one of those selected from the pendable wingmen for the past three nation to participate in the Univer­ seasons are through. Joe Kurth, ail- sity of Chicago's invitational meet American right tackle, also closed his under the direction of Alonzo A. career against U. S. C. Stagg. When the final results had Line Affected Most been chalked up, Baldwin and his mates had placed third in the conso­ Three gruards, two of them regu­ lation tournament and Baldwin him­ lars, will go out of competition by the self was mentioned as one of the out­ diploma route. Jim Harris and Norm standing interscholastic guards in the Greeney, left and right guard, re­ country. spectively, on the first team, have completed their three years of collegi­ Coming to Notre Dame, "because I ate football. Bill Pierce, dependable had a brother here," he says, he reserve guard, for th& same length of earned a place on the varsity during time is the third of the center-flankers his sophomore year. Last year he to graduate. fulfilled his guard assignments so In the backfield, the biggest loss well that, by midseason, he was be­ will be at quarterback where Charley ing mentioned for the mythical honor Jaskwhich and Emmett Murphy, lead­ of "All-American" Guard. and completes the course in good ing signal callers for two seasons, But pneumonia (not the flu) got in form. But on the courts it's a differ­ will not be back in uniform next year. its work and he was out for the rest ent manner. He makes himself felt The third back to finish is Joe Shee- of the season. He was not forgotten, by his skill and finesse. ketski, right halfback. Filling the however, for when his teammates His style of passing reminds some shoes of these nine men will be Coach came around to the pleasure of se­ fans of the old story told about Wee Anderson's biggest worrj- when he lecting a captain for the present sea­ Willie Keeler, famous in baseball opens his 1933 campaign next fall. son, he was chosen to be their leader. legends of the "gool old days." They say that Keeler, a famous place hit­ Economics Major ter, was once asked how he did it. out of four tries. A fair enough rec­ "Hit 'em where they ain't" was his Five feet, eight inches tall, weigh­ ord in any man's league. answer. ing 150 pounds, and twenty years Regarding the team's prospects "^ old, Captain Baldwin has found time Knows Fundamentals the season, he hasn't much to say. to do various other things besides "Sometimes things look good and Baldwin passes where he isn't look­ playing basketball. He is a freshman sometimes they don't," was his com­ ing. In the Albion game a week ago lawyer struggling with Domestic Re­ ment. But he was sure that the two he worked that kind of a pass several lations, Torts and a few other things new rules designed to prevent stall­ times to good effect. He would take that freshmen law^yers struggle with, ing wouldn't handicap the Notre the ball behind the mid-court line, and is completing work for his Bach­ offense. And it looks that way if dribble down, glance to the right or elor's degree with a major in Eco­ the Albion game is any criterion. left at one of his team-mates on the nomics. side of the court, and pass to Voegele Baldwin rooms with Freshman After graduation in June he is at the foul line. Then the tall, lanky basketball coach Clay Johnson in 201 undecided about what he is going to center would do what he thought best. Sorin. Surrounded by his room­ do, but not undecided about what he But Baldwin had given him the ball. mate's wall decorations, under his wants to do. He would like to get He knows the two fundamentals of mentor's influence, Captain Baldwin into a brokerage house, but there the hardwood game. He can pass and thinks little but basketball unless it aren't so many brokerage houses em­ shoot. His average in the first game be Domestic Relations, Torts, Ration­ ploying young men these days. So, of the season was .500, two baskets al Psychology and a few other things. December 16, 1932 Tiventy-five

mage of the year. Melinkovich picked High Spots, Slumps, Great up 75 yards against Kansas, and Banas made 74 through the same spot in the Haskell game. The long­ Plays: '32 Irish Grid Year est touchdown pass of the year was a 40-yard throw from Nick Lukats to By James S. Kearns Ray Brancheau in the Drake game. The Notre Dame kickers converted Seven victories, two defeats; 255 24 attempts out of 37 point-after- points to 31; a record high, spots 1932 Schedule touchdown tries for an average of rather low — the 1932 Notre Dame .649. The other successful try for football season. Notre Dame 73, Haskell 0. Notre Dame 62, Drake 0. 40-yard throw from Nick Lukats to Ending with the Irish striking out Notre Dame 42, Carnegie 0. Ray Brancheau in the Drake game. in a fighting effort to score on South- Notre Dame 0, Pittsburgh 12. em California's great eleven, the nine Notre Dame 24, Kansas 6. game campaign presents a curious Notre Dame 21, N. U. 0. panorama of success and setback fol­ Notre Dame 12, Navy 0. lowing each other in quite regular Notre Dame 21, Army 0. cycles. Notre Dame 0, So. Cal. 13. Home Win First Three

Off to a flashy start against two Dame achieving the gi'eatness that it for the Holidays! admittedly inferior teams, the Irish had promised early in the year. first looked the part of a great eleven when they trampled Carnegie 42-0 Underdogs, given only an outside with a dazzling display of blockin-, chance against one of the best Army and general offensive play. teams in years, the Irish showed the East the finest offense of the year as $3.40 The next week came the jarring they pushed the cadets around Yan­ failure against Pitt. Far below form kee Stadium practically all afternoon ROUND TRIP and facing an inspired eleven, the and scored a 21 to 0 win. Irish could not put enough clicking (Christmas Vacation Rate) plays together to push over a score U. S. C. Wins Again and the Panthers won 12 to 0. That Stories of the final game, with they went on to an undefeated sea­ Southern California winning its nine­ son and a bid to the Rose Bowl game teenth straight victory, are still ram­ SOUTH BEND to makes the result of their Notre Dame pant. Notre Dame was not at its game less of a mystery. best. Southern California's greatness CHICAGO Stage Comeback demanded the best any eleven could muster. Failure to reach the height Comeback trails are always steep, attained against Army left Notre but Notre Dame climbed the one laid Dame outplayed by the coast cham­ Here's the speedy, comfort­ out for it with a grim determination pions. Little more need be said. able and economical way to Chi­ that labelled COURAGE in huge let­ cago when you leave Notre The story of the season contains ters on Hunk Anderson and his squad. Dame for Christmas vacation. many items of individual accomplish­ Kansas went down. Northwestern was ment worthy of a recall. This low vacation rate is good smothered, Navy succumbed in the on all trains leaving South Bend mud. Then came the high spot: Notre Melinkovich Leads Scorers from Dec. 16 to Dec. 21 inclus­ George Melinkovich copped scoring ive, and is good on all trains Player T.D. P.A.T. Pts. honors with eight touchdowns, lead­ returning to South Bend to an Melinkovich 8 0 48 ing Steve Banas by twelve points as including Jan. 6. Banas 6 0 36 the second string fullback garnered Sheeketski 4 0 24 six counters for himself. Melinkovich Jaskwhich 2 12 24 Koken 3 5 23 also produced the longest individual See James H. McGrath, No. 1 Lukats 0 0 IS run of the year when he returned Morrissey Hall, for details. Brancheau 2 0 12 the opening Northwestern kickoff 98 Hagan 2 0 12 yards for a score. Murphy 1 5 11 LaBorne 1 3 9 In the matter of scoring plays, for­ LIMITED TRAINS BETWEEN Costello 1 0 6 ward passes head the list. Nine CHICAGO AND SOUTH BEND Tobin 1 0 6 throws were completed for markers. Vairo 1 0 6 "Every Hour on the Hour** Devore 1 0 6 Off-tackle slants were next in line. Kosky 1 0 6 Six touchdowns were collected on Harris 1 0 6 jaunts over right tackle and an equal Weiland (Drake) safety.. 0 0 2 number over left tackle. SOUTH SHORE UNE 38 25 255 Among those left tackle runs were the two longest gains from scrim­ Twenty-six The Scholastic

for they seldom go scoreless. We aren't convinced that Pitt can produce that type offense. If they do, it will be for the first By James S. Kearns time this year, including October 29th. THE U. S. C. GAME Hunk—we could do worse by the way —but really we've had the idea for a About last week's game. Chief What was it we said last week? long time. among our unanswered questions is Oh, yes, 14 to 7. Well, that wasn't one concerning the Trojans' first so good. Southern California will beat touchdown play. We find it hard to This week, we have another fore­ Pittsburgh in the Rose Bowl believe that McNeish was the inside cast that demands expression. It game—we think. It takes a pow­ halfback when that play started. The probably sounds like an echo to erful cflfense to beat the Trojans play was fourth down inside the Irish 30-yard line, and big yardage re­ mained for a first down. In that situation a pass play seemed highly probable. Un­ doubtedly the Irish were set for it. And when the Iri-rh set for a DRIVERS pass, backfield receivers usually have a tough time getting through the line of scrimmage. of the Especially an inside halfback. That's why we are inclined to won­ der if McNeish was really the inside halfback on that play: he got into Indiana Cab Co. the clear too fast. In Howard Jones' complicated spinning huddle almost anyone can come out in any position. We were surprised that Shaun Rhue IVish to extend their • didn't show up at center for them. Maybe the old reliable news reel will clear up Mr. McNeish's Sincere Thanks to location for U3. We're going to wait and see, and in case you're intererted. and want to watch for yourself, he was number &3 in Notre Dame the game. ANOTHER LOSS One of the hardest losses to swal­ low, as we look back at the perform- Students (Continued on Page 31)

for their patronage and MERRY XMAS preference during the from THOM McAN past season Famous $4 shoe for men now^ $3. BOYS YOUTHS Sizes 1-5 *^ Sizes 9-13% Drivers of the Indiana $2.25 $1.75 Latest thing in campus and Cab Company novelty wear PHONE 3-9333 THOM McAN 307 So. Michigan St. Deceynber 16, 1932 Twenty-seven Broadcasts Give Reporter NICHOLSON STILL CLUM OVER TRACK PROSPEaS Material For S. C. Writeup Coach Pays Special Attention By William Kennedy To Hurdlers and Vaulters. Reclining on the bed, as graceful other." . . . All in all, I imagine the as the proverbial deserted log, per­ aforementioned 105,000 "got their The pitter patter of babies feet haps, but comfortable . . . smoking money's worth" as they say, and the never fails to bring joy into the home, a Fresh Cigarette ("borrowed," of contest must have been exciting to but this same rhythm of Coach John course), and trying to convince our­ watch, but gosh, rooms are comfort­ P. Nicholson's "Track babies" brings selves, without much success, that the able! ! ! forth nothing but pessimism from the following two hours would produce a mentor of the speed boys. better brand of football than the With everything from pole vaulters struggle a fornight previous . . . Father Carrico Quashes to hurdlers occupying his time dur­ There is only one Army game, and it Early Dismissal Rumors ing the past two weeks, "Nick" has usually manages to overshadow all had little time to express outwardly the others. . . . The Reverend Leonard J. Carrico, what is to be expected from his pita­ pat boys this year. Feminine Fashions C.S.C., Director of Studies makes the following announcement in regard to When the opportunity presented it­ WGN made a bid for the favor of cuts taken before the recess: self he turned aside long enough to its feminine audience when it devoted comment, "It's the toughest schedule thirty minutes to a description of the The work missed by a student ab­ we've ever had and the poorest ma­ Hollywood fashions as displayed by sent from class may be made up only terial with which to face it." He con­ the various movie stars ... It was all in case of privileged absences, as cluded with a faint "I'm optimistic." so interesting . . . When I woke up, determined by Academic Regulation the teams were just taking their 24, and in the case of absences due to Veterans Improve places. . . . protracted illness, of not less than Upon observation, it was noted that two weeks nor more than six, in the Coach Nicholson was giving special Picturing the acute pain in the an­ hospital. In no other case is a teach­ attention to hurdlers and vaulters, in nouncers' faces as they force them­ er authorized to let a student make an attempt to round them into shape selves to acknowledge to the rest of up class work, except in the cases for the fast approaching opening the world that (Florida papers start mentioned above. meet of the indoor season. The of­ copying) "rain has been falling for ficial announcement of the schedule two days, overcoats are being worn, No Tests Prescribed was not forthcoming from the Ath­ and the 105,000 fans who braved the Those who are banking on the pro­ letic Offices this week, pending the icy blasts are slowly freezing to fessor not giving a quiz, should give return from California of Athletic death with the thermometer 'way particular attention to the following- Director Jesse Harper. dowTi to 55 degrees ! ! !" . . . Then statement. No tests are prescribed by with a fiendish grin, turning on the University regulation for the last heat, and settling back amongst the class before or the first class after a SCHEDULES silken cushions once again to listen vacation, but any teacher is quite as (Continued from Pase 22) to how cold 105,000 people are in free to give atest at those times as California. . . .• at any other of his class periods, if he Nov. 18—Northwestern at Evans- pleases to do so, and the student who ton. Dana's Press-Agent misses a test given at any class per­ Nov. 25—Southern California here. The game itself . . . coming to you iod misses irrecoverably whatever Dec. 2—^Army at New York. SCHOLASTIC readers third-rate . . . credit is possible on the test. It is the That flock of completed passes in the business of the student to be present Dec. 16—California at Berkeley. closing minutes of the fourth quar­ at a class if he wants what is pro­ The 1934 schedule, deiinite dates of ter must have caused a few Trojan vided in that class. which have not been announced, lines hearts to pause awhile . . . Koken up something like this: Wisconsin It would be well for those who still went on a spree for a time there in here, Indiana here, Carnegie Tech cling to the notion that school will the second period . . ; Herb Dana, the here, Pittsburgh at Pittsburgh, Navy close early, to consider the fact that highly-touted Coast referee, got a by­ (place udecided), Purdue at Lafayette they are attending a University, a line on almost every play. He may Northwestern here. Southern Califor­ member of the North Central Asso­ not be aware of it, but he has a swell nia at Los Angeles, Army at New ciation of Colleges whose sched­ press agent in the person of one Don York, California here. ule is made according to rules set up Wilson, radio annoimcer. . . . by the association which cannot be The 1935 schedule, also still indefi­ And speaking of Mr. Wilson . . . changed at the whim of the thought­ nite, is: Wisconsin at Madison, Ind­ He and the other "Don" who vocal­ less student. iana at Bloomington, Carnegie Tech izes the game via NBC turned in at Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh here. Navy steady rave notices about the battle at Baltimore, Purdue here. North­ of the A-A tackles . . . We agree All that we see or seem western at Evanston, Southern Calif­ with them, "It is. too bad that tackles Is but a dream within a dream.- ornia here. Army at New York, Calif­ don't play directly against each Edgar Allan Poe. ornia at Berkeley. Twenty-eight The Scholastic

N. D. 41; ALBION 20 forward, where he will pair with LITURGICAL CHANT (Continued from Page 21) Keating, Jordan or Alberts. (Continued from Page i7) Lineup and summary: — = credit. The other stars of the evening NOTRE DAME (41) FG FT FTA PF Pts. ^^'^o borrow and the men who lend " were Captain Johnny Baldwin and , „ „ „ „ so, too, the orgamsts who defeat the Leo Keating. Angsten, If 1 0 0 0 2 ;ji -T»- i. • £ • n Baldwin displayed the same flaw­ Jordan. If 2 0 0 1 4 ^^^^ ^^ ^^"s ^y inferior perform- less defense which he showed last Keating. rf 2 0 1 0 4 ances may be classed as boisterous Alberts, rf 0 0 3 0 0 organists and impressionistic organ- year against Purdue, his last game V'^^*^'"^'•= ^ 4 8 3 20 jgtg You know the former type. He Holland c 0 0 0 1 '0 , , ... . ^ / - iT ^^. for that season. He also managed to Baldwin, rg 2 0 2 0 4 pedals With One foot (preferably the get himself two field goals from his L. Crowe, ig 3 1 2 0 7 left) and with the other unremitting- guard post. Leo Keating entered the Newboid. rg 0 0 0 2 0 ly pumps the "swell": the resultant game as a substitute for Ed Alberts, Boiand. ig 0 0 0 0 0 accompaniment is so heavy and ob- who had played a fine defensive game, Mettler, f 0 0 0 1 0 . . -i..., ,- - \e jo. and looked especially good on floor jj ,g J 0 0 0 0 0 trusive that the choir is forced to work. O'Neill, g 0 0 0 0 0 abandon expression and shout. The — — — — — latter type is a performer whose mu- But although they showed mid- Totais 18 0 16 8 41 gj^^j gy^ j^iggg ^j^jj ^}jg ^j.g^ theme season form at times, Notre Dame ALBION (20) FG FT FTA PF Pts. of the "Liberstraum" and sets rather was very weak in an important de­ Arheart, f 0 0 0 0 0 precipitously just before the difficult partment of the game. They made Fisher, f 0 0 1 1 0 cadenza in the middle of page three. only five free throcrs out of 17 tries. RS~'.^ ;;•••;•• 3 \ \ \ J Knowing nothing of the modal con- Albion made six counters out of eight Krapp. c ...... 1 1 1 3 3 struction of Chant, he plays an ac- tries. On the other hand, Notre D. Fisher, g 0 0 0 1 0 companiment that contains all the Dame made 18 field goals out of 52 Schuier, g 1 0 1 3 2 impressionistic harmonic tricks of a ^^""^••- " I ? " I " Cyril Scott. Is it any wonder that attempts. Ruttman, g 0 1 1 0 1 ,_ . .^ •, ., -j ry-i. i. Big Joe Voegele, was doubling for Smith, f 0 0 0 0 0 most of the laity consider Chant mo- Ed Krause at center. Krause, Ail- — — — — — notonous music with little or no ap- American center last year, was play­ Totals 7 6 8 11 20 peal? ing football at Southern California »FG—Field Goals; FT—Free Throws; FTA This IS the seCOnd of a series of last Saturday and hasn't yet reported —Fi-ee Throw's Attempted; PF—Personal articles on Liturgical Chant by Mr. Fouls; Pts—Total Points. _, —,. . -ii _ •„ „ for basketball. When he returns. „. , „ /r. Tj 1^ Sharne. The next ivill apjyear in an Coach Keogan \\\\\ shift Voegele to Referee: Nick Kearns (De Paul) . Umpii-e: Harry Warren (Illinois) early ISSUe.

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There on fourth down Griffith carried of the last two graduating classes se­ whether or not Ed Krause, and Al it over for the final touchdown. cured attractive positions shortly McGuff will be in shape to start the In the fourth quarter Notre Dame after graduation. This year the De­ game against Northwestern. In the began a passing attack that func­ partment of Sociology has had to re­ event that they are, Joe Voegele tioned beautifully until Griffith inter­ ply that no graduates were available, will be shifted from center to for­ cepted on the five yard line. Another in response which have come in dur­ ward, and Al Jordan will give way last quarter touchdown drive failed ing the last year. to McGuff at the other forward post. when Devore fumbled a pass in the 62nd Annual Congress Probable lineup: end zone. Dr. P. H. Weeks, psychiatrist at the NOTRE DAME . NORTHWESTERN Outstanding Players Indiana State Prison, who will re­ Jordan F Reiff (Capt.) Alberts F Brewer Lukats, Robinson, Harris, Greeney sume his course in Advanced Penol­ Voegele C Johnson and Melinkovich were oustanding for ogy here at the start of the second Baldwin (Capt.) G Culver Notre Dame. .On the brilliant South­ semester, attended the recent 62nd Crowe G Moonshower ern California team Warburton, Grif­ annual congress of the American fith and Smith were most brilliant. Prison Association, and like Profes­ The two ends. Sparling and Palmer, sor Maurice L. Pettit, found that Three Irish Players on kept Notre Dame from gaining an many of the correctional workers Navy's All-Opponent Team inch on returning punts. there were enthusiastic about the Orville Mohler, injured Southern Notre Dame plan of training as well Three members of the Notre Dame California quarterback, held the ball as the opportunities for the college varsity were chosen by Edgar "Rip" on the kick-off and then ran oif the graduate in probation, parole, and Miller, head coach at the Naval Acad­ field. prison administration. emy, for his all-opponent team. The Summary: Father Murray, head of the De­ men were Joe Kurth, right tackle; Ed partment of Sociology, was recently Krause, left tackle, and Charles Jask­ NOTRE DAME (0) S. CALIFORNIA (13) reappointed for the third successive which, quarterback. Kosky LE Sparlinsr year to the Committee on Protective Krause LT Brown (C) Other players on the Navy all- Care of the National Conference of Harris LG Rosenbers opponent eleven were: Halligan (Wil­ Robinson C Youel Catholic Charities. This committee liam and Mary) and Matal (Colum­ Greeney RG '.. Stevens deals chiefly with the problem of bia) ends; Summerfelt (Army) ana Kurth RT Smith crime. Host (C) RE Palmer Garrett (Princeton), guards; Engle Murphy QB Grimth (Pennsylvania), center; Lewis (Penn­ Lukats LH Bright More than 19,000 volumes, compris­ sylvania) and Montgomery (Colum­ Sheeketski LH Erskine ing what is believed to be the largest bia) , halfbacks, an d Poppleman Banas FB Clark single gift of books ever received by (Maryland), fullback. Touchdowns—MeNeish, Griffith. the University of Pennsylvania li­ Points after touchdowns—E. Smith (place­ Miller's only comment on the team ment) . brary, have been presented by Dr. Substitutions-: Notre Dame—Pierce for Har­ Charles W. Burr. The books were all was, "What a bunch of blockers those ris, Alexander for Robinson, Pivarnik for selected from Dr. Burr's own library. boys were." Greeney, Roach for Kurth, Jaskwhich for Mur­ phy, Vejar for Murphy, Koken for Lukats, Brancheau for Sheeketski, Melinkovich for Banas, Leonard for Banas. L, Southern California—Tipton for Rosenberg. SUNDAY, DECEMBER, 18 Jorgenssn for Youel, Dye for Stevens, War- burton for Griffith, McNeish for Bright, Clem­ Americas Waltz King ens for Erskine, Griffith for Clark and Getz for Clr.rk. Referee—Herb Dana (Nebraska). Umpire— WAYNE KING Bob Mon-is (Chicago). Head linesman—Tom IN PERSON Fitzpatrick (Utah), Field judge—Bi-uce Kirk- patrick (Occidental). AND HIS ORCHESTRA Advance $ 1.00 Door $1.25 DUKE UNIVERSITY We Pay the Tax SCHOOL OF MEDICINE SATURDAY. DEC. 17 . DURHAM, N. C. SCOTCH HIGHLANDERS Foor terms of eleven weeks are siven each year. These may be taken con­ Americas Most Unique Dance Orchestra secutively (M.D. in three years) or three terms may be taken each year 50c FOR MEN 25c FOR LADIES (M.D. in four years). The entrance requirements are intelligence, charac­ Dance Free ter and at least two years of colIeKe work, includins the subjects spec'fied for Grade A Medical Schools. Cata­ logues and application forms may be T ~- obtained from the Dean. PALAIS ROYALE Thirty The Scholastic

FR. RAEMERS TRANSLATES The complete work, published by block being used for surfacing and (Continued from Papje 11) the B. Herder Book Company, of St. grades range from level to twenty- Louis, will appear in four volumes, five per cent rises. ship; it is complete, accurate and the first two of which have already The Gushing Hall of Engineering well-balanced besides being delight­ been made available. The third vol­ and the Notre Dame campus in gen­ fully succinct. . ." Brother Leo con­ ume will appear shortly after the first eral were praised by Mr. Farrell dur­ cluded his review by stating: "A of the year, while the fourth and final ing the lecture. Cornpendimn of Theology deserves to book in the series will be published After adjournment, refreshments have its place on the study table of by June, 1933. were served to members of the club. every intellectual Catholic." Father Raemers, who has been at According to Rev. Leo P. Foley, Notre Dame since 1928, is an under­ CM., "Father Raemers has rendered graduate student of the University of CAGERS PLAY THREE (Continued from Pajre 23) a valuable service to both clergy and Louvain, Belgium, and a grad.uate laity of the United States by making of St. Mary's, Baltimore and Catholic available in fluent and very readable University in Washington. center with Captain Mattison and vernacular Berthier's Compendiuvi of Among his numerous translations Fisher rounding out the Buckeye Theology . . ." from the French are Educatiotial Psy­ line-up. In an early season game Ohio Wes- Father Cavanaugh Comments chology, Experimental Psychology, A Handbook of Patrology, Holy Orders leyan, Buckeye Conference Champs, Rev. John Cavanaugh, C.S.C, writ­ and Ordination. nosed the Reed and Grey out of a ing in The Little Floiver Circle, com­ heart-breaking 40-38 victory. mended Father Raemers on the Following the Ohio State encounter smoothness of this translation in this GEN. MOTORS SPEAKER the Notre Dame basketball artists manner: "But what strikes the (Continued from Pane 10) wind up their road trip with a visit discerning reader is the power and to Evanston, 111., where they will meet accuracy—one might often say the the lecturer estimated. Gasoline con­ the Northwestern Wildcats in a re­ felicity—of the translation. . . There sumption during the 24 hour shift turn engagement on New Year's Eve. is elasticity as well as the limpidity averages from 2000 to 3000 gallons. of original writing everywhere. . . It Every effort is made to reproduce is a joy to find a volume in which the actual road conditions, concrete, All we ask is to be let alone.- translation is so transparent." brick, dirt, tarvia, gravel and granite Jefferson Daris.

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SPUNTERS needed to search back a time when a (Continued from Page 26) Notre Dame basketball player made 20 points in a single game before ance of the Irish during the past fall, Joe Voegele's exhibition last Friday. is the loss of nine fine football players - Ed Krause scored 19 points against Check these points: from the Notre Dame squad. Host, Army last year with seven field goals Kosky, Kurth, Harris, Greeney, Jask- and five free throws. That is the which, Koken, Sheeketski, and Pierce previous high mark within our expe­ have finished their playing careers. rience. Workmanship Those gridders have given us Still on the subject of scoring, we more than an ordinary share of were disappointed to see the Irish football thrills and great exhibi­ miss so many free throws. Twelve tion during the past three years, misses in 17 attempts is a pretty Servervici e and we are sorry that they have poor average. Last season the Keo- to finish. Win or lose, they have ganites made 134 tosses good while always been great. missing 114 for an average of .540, TWENTY POINTS considerably better than the record .onvenience A better memory than ours is against Albion.

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