DFL FANTASY FOOTBALL 2020 Rosters Mon Mar 1 11:20Am ET

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Week 1 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @ATL 30.90 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @SFO 27.10 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @BAL 6.60 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v SEA 11.70 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v TEN 14.60 * Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v LV 25.50 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @DEN 3.90 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v ARI 24.10 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v NYJ 8.60 * Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @LAR 5.00 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @SFO 15.10 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @NWE 4.70 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v TAM 1.70 * Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v PIT 4.70 * Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v TEN 14.10 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 @CAR 4.50 * Greg Zuerlein K DAL 10 @LAR 4.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v HOU 8.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v MIA 3.00 * New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v TAM 9.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 v LAC 16.60 Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 @WAS 16.20 Tarik Cohen RB CHI 11 @DET 4.70 Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v MIA 0.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 v MIA 9.70 Marlon Mack RB IND 7 @JAC 5.60 David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @DET 7.40 James Robinson RB JAC 8 v IND 9.00 Ito Smith RB ATL 10 v SEA 0.60 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v CHI 0.00 Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v LV 22.40 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 @MIN 14.20 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 @BUF 1.70 Courtland Sutton WR DEN 5 v TEN 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @CIN 7.30 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @NOR 1.10 Austin Seibert K CIN 9 v LAC -1.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v LV 8.00 Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 7 v GNB 0.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v HOU 1.00

Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @NOR 21.90 * Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v TAM 14.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v HOU 19.80 * Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v HOU 4.60 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @CIN 8.70 * Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @NOR 1.90 * Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v CLE 2.90 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @DEN 13.10 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v HOU 10.60 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @MIN 27.60 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v DAL 4.00 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @LAR 8.10 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @ATL 9.20 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @JAC 5.30 * Blake Jarwin TE DAL 10 @LAR 1.20 * George Kittle TE SFO 11 v ARI 5.30 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v TEN 2.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v TAM 8.00 * Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 @LAR 1.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v CLE 5.00 * Drew Lock QB DEN 5 v TEN 12.50 Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 v ARI 20.90 Matt Breida RB MIA 7 @NWE 2.20 Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v CHI 1.40 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v CLE 14.20 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v TEN 3.50 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v TAM 4.80 Ke'Shawn Vaughn RB TAM 13 @NOR 0.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v HOU 0.60 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @BAL 6.10 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 @SFO 0.00 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 @WAS 5.50 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 v LV 4.30 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v HOU 14.50 O.J. Howard TE TAM 13 @NOR 9.60 Austin Hooper TE CLE 9 @BAL 1.50 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v GNB 3.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @DEN 2.00 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @BAL 1.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @DET 1.00

COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Dak Prescott QB DAL 10 @LAR 17.00 * Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @KAN 21.70 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @SFO 12.50 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @MIN 13.60 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v TAM 18.70 * Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v LAC 7.10 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @CIN 3.70 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @JAC 8.90 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v CHI 5.50 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v CLE 10.10 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @ATL 15.50 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @NYG 18.90 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v GNB 25.00 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v DAL 11.90 * Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 v DAL 4.00 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v SEA 3.80 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 @ATL 8.00 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v CLE 8.00 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @NOR 0.00 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @NYG 2.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v SEA 25.00 Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 8 v IND 19.90 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @SFO 10.50 Ryquell Armstead RB JAC 8 v IND 0.00 Bryce Love RB WAS 8 v PHI 0.00 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v NYJ 8.70 Devine Ozigbo RB JAC 8 v IND 0.00 Darrel Williams RB KAN 10 v HOU 3.00 Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @WAS 0.00 Bryan Edwards WR LV 6 @CAR 0.90 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @WAS 0.00 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 v TEN 5.60 Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @NYG 5.70 Preston Williams WR MIA 7 @NWE 4.10 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v TAM 8.00 T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v CHI 11.60 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @KAN 2.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @JAC 5.00 Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 8 v IND 2.00 Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 @WAS 0.00

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Baker Mayfield QB CLE 9 @BAL 10.30 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v HOU 20.00 * Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v PIT 6.60 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @ATL 18.60 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @BAL 8.10 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 @KAN 16.90 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 @BAL 2.20 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v NYJ 5.30 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @KAN 2.00 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v IND 8.50 * A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v LAC 5.10 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @NOR 7.90 * Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @CAR 6.60 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v LV 5.40 * Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 @WAS 7.80 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v CLE 17.80 * Matt Prater K DET 5 v CHI 9.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v SEA 6.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @JAC 0.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v DAL 0.00 * Sam Darnold QB NYJ 10 @BUF 13.60 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @DEN 18.40 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 @CIN 12.00 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v PHI 4.40 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v CHI 8.30 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @ATL 8.30 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v LAC 3.30 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v GNB 8.00 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 @WAS 4.60 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v ARI 0.00 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 @JAC 1.00 Parris Campbell WR IND 7 @JAC 8.00 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @CIN 6.90 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v PIT 25.20 Will Dissly TE SEA 6 @ATL 0.80 Christopher Herndon TE NYJ 10 @BUF 3.70 Chris Boswell K PIT 4 @NYG 6.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 @WAS 4.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @ATL 2.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @DEN 1.00

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v NYJ 31.70 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v GNB 21.00 * Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 @WAS 6.70 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @CAR 31.90 * Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 v MIA 8.00 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @NOR 6.20 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v SEA 25.00 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v HOU 11.00 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v ARI 8.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v ARI 1.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @MIN 32.20 Tevin Coleman RB SFO 11 v ARI 2.40 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @NOR 8.20 John Brown WR BUF 11 v NYJ 13.00 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @BUF 20.50 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v ARI 0.00 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v TAM 7.50 Jack Doyle TE IND 7 @JAC 4.90 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @MIN 10.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @CIN 2.00

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v CLE 27.50 * James Conner RB PIT 4 @NYG 1.70 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @LAR 24.70 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 @KAN 11.20 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v SEA 15.70 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v PHI 6.10 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @DET 7.40 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v PIT 0.90 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @NOR 4.00 * Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 v NYJ 2.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v PIT 21.20 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v DAL 4.30 AJ Dillon RB GNB 5 @MIN 1.40 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @LAR 3.20 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 @WAS 5.40 N'Keal Harry WR NWE 5 v MIA 3.90 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @LAR 5.90 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @NWE 3.00 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @SFO 8.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 v TEN 0.00

Week 2 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v NWE 35.90 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v WAS 32.70 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v CIN 25.30 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @DAL 6.10 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @PIT 14.40 * Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @TAM 20.80 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v NYG 18.70 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @NYJ 19.70 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @TAM 10.90 * Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v ATL 5.80 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @MIA 21.30 * Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v DET 4.50 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v WAS 12.80 * Anthony Miller WR CHI 11 v NYG 0.00 * Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @PIT 13.70 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v NOR 16.50 * Greg Zuerlein K DAL 10 v ATL 9.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @LAC 11.00 * Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 7 @IND 1.00 * New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 @LV 1.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 @CLE 25.90 Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 v LAR 13.70 Tarik Cohen RB CHI 11 v NYG 2.70 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @PHI 4.70 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 @SEA 1.90 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v BUF 8.20 Ito Smith RB ATL 10 @DAL 2.00 James Robinson RB JAC 8 @TEN 18.00 A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v JAC 0.00 Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v JAC 9.60 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 v SFO 1.20 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v BUF 11.30 Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 @LV 8.60 Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @CHI 3.50 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v KAN 8.30 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v CAR 0.00 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v NOR 10.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 @TAM 4.00 New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @SEA 7.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @LAC 1.00 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @LV 0.00 IR Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @GNB 0.00 IR

Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v CAR 11.00 * Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @LV 15.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @LAC 7.00 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v JAC 8.40 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v KAN 14.80 * Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @NYJ 13.70 * Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @LV 3.30 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v DET 3.60 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @LAC 19.80 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v ATL 10.00 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @PHI 10.00 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v MIN 2.80 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v NWE 12.70 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @LAC 1.10 * O.J. Howard TE TAM 13 v CAR 1.10 * Jordan Akins TE HOU 8 v BAL 5.50 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @PIT 6.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @LV 5.00 * Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v CIN 1.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @HOU 8.00 * Drew Lock QB DEN 5 @PIT 0.00 Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 @NYJ 13.00 Matt Breida RB MIA 7 v BUF 3.90 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v CAR 26.60 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @HOU 6.10 Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @GNB 9.20 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @HOU 13.70 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @PIT 0.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @LAC 5.30 Ke'Shawn Vaughn RB TAM 13 v CAR 0.00 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v WAS 6.00 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v CIN 4.60 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 @TAM 3.90 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 v LAR 4.10 Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v LAR 3.00 Austin Hooper TE CLE 9 v CIN 2.20 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @IND 2.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v JAC 9.00 Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 v ATL 0.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v NYG 2.00 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @LAC 0.00 IR COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly George Kittle TE SFO 11 @NYJ 0.00 IR Dak Prescott QB DAL 10 v ATL 41.80 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v WAS 9.50 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @LV 29.40 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 @DAL 29.60 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v LAR 19.10 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v DET 44.60 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @HOU 4.20 * Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @CLE 8.60 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @GNB 8.30 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v MIN 17.00 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @IND 3.10 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @TEN 8.40 * Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @LV 7.30 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v DEN 15.20 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v NWE 5.00 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @PHI 9.30 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v CAR 4.00 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @DAL 16.20 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @SEA 34.70 Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @HOU 12.00 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v WAS 1.30 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v DEN 2.00 * Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 4 v DEN 0.50 Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v BAL 15.70 Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v KAN 9.60 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @ARI 11.50 D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v NWE 18.20 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @MIA 3.70 Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 v DET 6.40 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 @GNB 4.10 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @PHI 23.40 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @PIT 6.20 Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 @ARI 2.60 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @TEN 7.20 Josh Lambo K JAC 8 @TEN 4.00 Preston Williams WR MIA 7 v BUF 4.60 Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 8 @TEN 0.00 T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @GNB 6.20 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 v SFO 1.70 IR Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v MIN 11.00 Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 v LAR 1.00 Ryquell Armstead RB JAC 8 @TEN 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Baker Mayfield QB CLE 9 v CIN 17.50 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @LAC 28.40 * Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @CHI 2.80 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v NWE 16.80 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v CIN 22.10 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 v BAL 5.00 * Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 v KAN 11.30 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @MIA 7.60 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 v CIN 16.40 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @TAM 12.00 * A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @CLE 2.90 * Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @CHI 3.30 * Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v KAN 1.40 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v DEN 4.80 * Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 v LAR 4.20 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @HOU 2.90 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 @CHI 5.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @DAL 13.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v MIN 5.00 * Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v JAC 2.00 * Sam Darnold QB NYJ 10 v SFO 11.70 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v JAC 26.20 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 v KAN 1.70 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v NWE 3.70 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @GNB 7.20 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @IND 1.60 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @CLE 13.20 Darrel Williams RB KAN 10 @LAC 1.20 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v BAL 9.50 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @NYJ 2.10 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 v MIN 3.70 Parris Campbell WR IND 7 v MIN 0.70 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v NOR 0.40 Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v CAR 0.00 Will Dissly TE SEA 6 v NWE 0.90 Christopher Herndon TE NYJ 10 v SFO 0.50 Matt Prater K DET 5 @GNB 3.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 v LAR 5.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v NWE 1.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @PHI 3.00

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @MIA 35.90 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @IND 15.10 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v NOR 10.50 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v CAR 8.70 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v CAR 16.40 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @DAL 22.90 * Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @LV 1.80 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @LAC 15.00 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @NYJ 7.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @NYJ 0.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v DET 18.20 Tevin Coleman RB SFO 11 @NYJ 4.00 Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 v LAR 6.40 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 v NOR 8.60 John Brown WR BUF 11 @MIA 17.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v SFO 0.00 Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 @SEA 17.90 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v JAC 20.40 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v DET 9.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v KAN 0.00 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 @NYJ 0.00 IR Jack Doyle TE IND 7 v MIN 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @HOU 17.40 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v ATL 18.20 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v MIN 0.40 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 v BAL 0.00 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @DAL 2.40 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @ARI 18.50 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v NYG 3.30 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @CHI 6.50 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 v WAS 10.00 * Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 @MIA 0.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @CHI 10.10 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @PHI 1.30 James Conner RB PIT 4 v DEN 18.10 AJ Dillon RB GNB 5 v DET 1.70 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v ATL 0.90 N'Keal Harry WR NWE 5 @SEA 7.20 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v ATL 11.50 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v BUF 19.00 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v CAR 6.00 Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @ARI 1.00

Week 3 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v DAL 37.20 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v DET 23.90 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v WAS 23.00 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @LAC 15.10 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v TAM 3.80 * Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 @JAC 9.50 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @ATL 5.40 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 v MIA 24.90 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @LAC 5.50 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @PHI 12.50 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v LAR 10.90 * Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @ARI 11.70 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v DET 13.70 * Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 @NOR 20.60 * Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v TAM 4.60 * Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 @CLE 3.10 * Greg Zuerlein K DAL 10 @SEA 5.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @BAL 3.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v LV 9.00 * New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 v SFO 0.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 @PHI 20.00 Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v CAR 17.50 Tarik Cohen RB CHI 11 @ATL 4.10 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @ARI 1.90 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 v LV 14.00 Jeff Wilson RB SFO 11 @NYG 18.90 Ito Smith RB ATL 10 v CHI 0.00 Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v HOU 2.40 A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @MIN 0.00 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 v CIN 0.00 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 v CIN 1.10 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @JAC 6.90 Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 v GNB 4.20 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 v NYJ 2.60 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v CAR 5.00 Darren Waller TE LV 6 @NWE 0.90 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 @NWE 6.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 @LAC 9.00 Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 7 v TEN 1.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v GNB 0.00 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v GNB 0.00 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @LAC 0.00 IR Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @NYG 0.00 IR Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v HOU 18.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v KAN 4.40 * Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v GNB 25.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @BAL 13.40 * Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @DEN 2.20 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v CAR 20.30 * Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @BUF 18.00 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @BAL 16.20 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @MIN 25.00 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @BUF 16.70 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @SEA 8.60 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v DAL 31.00 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v NYJ 5.20 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v CIN 0.70 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @BAL 6.20 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v TAM 6.00 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 @NYG 2.30 * Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v WAS 5.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v GNB 10.00 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @DEN 23.00 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v KAN 1.00 * Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 v LAR 1.00 Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 @NYG 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v KAN 3.00 Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @ARI 3.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v GNB 6.50 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v TAM 0.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @BAL 17.10 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @NYG 13.70 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v DET 0.00 Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @NOR 0.00 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 @LAC 5.20 Adam Humphries WR TEN 4 @MIN 4.10 O.J. Howard TE TAM 13 @DEN 4.90 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v WAS 3.60 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v TEN 6.00 Austin Hooper TE CLE 9 v WAS 2.50 Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 @SEA 1.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @MIN 20.00 Drew Lock QB DEN 5 v TAM 0.00 IR Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @ATL 1.00 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @BAL 0.00 IR COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly George Kittle TE SFO 11 @NYG 0.00 IR Dak Prescott QB DAL 10 @SEA 36.60 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v DET 7.90 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v GNB 34.70 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v CHI 12.00 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v CIN 10.70 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @NOR 14.60 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v KAN 1.30 * Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @PHI 6.50 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v DAL 17.00 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v NYJ 12.20 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v TEN 9.30 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v HOU 0.90 * Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @BUF 6.00 * Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v MIA 3.40 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v DAL 4.00 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @BUF 16.40 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @DEN 4.00 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v CHI 6.10 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 v LV 11.70 Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v KAN 7.00 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v DET 3.40 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v HOU 1.00 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v LV 0.00 Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 8 v MIA 12.20 Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 4 v HOU 1.10 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @CLE 12.00 Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v CAR 19.20 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 @ARI 8.50 Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @ARI 5.10 Darrel Williams RB KAN 10 @BAL 0.70 Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 @NOR 0.50 KJ Hamler WR DEN 5 v TAM 3.00 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v GNB 2.10 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 v TAM 5.50 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @PIT 3.00 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v SFO 3.60 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v DET 0.00 T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @ARI 5.30 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 @IND 2.40 IR Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v NYJ 10.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 @NOR 1.00 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v LAR 0.00 IR D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v MIA 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @PIT 17.50 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @BAL 41.60 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v CHI 14.20 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v DAL 7.60 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v WAS 12.40 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v LAR 12.10 * Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 v CAR 5.20 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @DEN 12.40 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 v WAS 5.90 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @LAC 6.50 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 @MIN 6.90 * Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v SFO 5.30 * A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @PHI 3.60 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v HOU 12.30 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @DEN 4.80 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v KAN 2.20 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 v SFO 10.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v CHI 5.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v NYJ 17.00 * Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @MIN 3.00 * Baker Mayfield QB CLE 9 v WAS 14.10 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @MIN 11.90 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @BUF 1.90 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v DAL 2.30 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 @NOR 1.70 David Johnson RB HOU 8 @PIT 10.60 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @PIT 2.30 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v TEN 2.70 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @SEA 22.80 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @NYG 16.10 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @NWE 0.00 Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 v MIA 4.30 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v CAR 1.70 Russell Gage WR ATL 10 v CHI 2.60 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 v CIN 7.00 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 @SEA 4.80 Matt Prater K DET 5 @ARI 10.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 v CIN 11.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v DAL 5.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @BUF 2.00 Parris Campbell WR IND 7 v NYJ 0.00 IR Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v LAR 33.80 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v TEN 25.90 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @NWE 8.30 * John Brown WR BUF 11 v LAR 0.00 * Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 v LV 2.30 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @DEN 12.20 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v CHI 11.70 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @BAL 8.70 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @NYG 11.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @NYG 3.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @NOR 24.20 Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 v CIN 6.10 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @DEN 7.30 Dion Lewis RB NYG 11 v SFO 1.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 @NWE 2.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @IND 0.00 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v GNB 11.60 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 @MIN 6.10 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @NOR 13.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v CAR 0.00 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 @NYG 0.00 IR Jack Doyle TE IND 7 v NYJ 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v KAN 15.30 * James Conner RB PIT 4 v HOU 20.90 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @SEA 11.80 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 @PIT 11.40 * N'Keal Harry WR NWE 5 v LV 3.60 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @CLE 8.60 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @ATL 18.30 * Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @JAC 7.50 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 v DET 5.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @CLE 0.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v SFO 10.90 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @BUF 0.00 AJ Dillon RB GNB 5 @NOR 0.00 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v NYJ 6.10 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @SEA 0.00 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v CHI 0.00 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @SEA 6.60 Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v SFO 2.20 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @DEN 6.00 Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 v LAR 2.00

Week 4 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @MIA 21.50 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @CAR 24.80 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @DAL 4.30 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 v ARI 17.10 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v IND 7.70 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 @CIN 10.70 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v ARI 9.90 * Jeff Wilson RB SFO 11 v PHI 1.90 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @LV 11.50 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v JAC 9.40 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @CAR 4.10 * Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v NOR 12.20 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 @HOU 10.30 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v SEA 11.00 * Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @NYJ 3.50 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v BUF 8.80 * Greg Zuerlein K DAL 10 v CLE 2.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v NWE 5.00 * Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @NYJ 0.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v NWE 10.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 v JAC 16.10 Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 @TAM 27.40 Tarik Cohen RB CHI 11 v IND 0.00 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v SEA 6.20 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @NYJ 26.80 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 @GNB 2.30 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 @KAN 0.00 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v NOR 11.20 Ito Smith RB ATL 10 @GNB 2.70 Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 @LV 9.20 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 @SFO 0.00 Randall Cobb WR HOU 8 v MIN 3.60 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @DET 0.00 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @SFO 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @TAM 3.90 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 v IND 3.30 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v BUF 10.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v ARI 6.00 New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @KAN 1.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 @DET 1.00 A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 0.00 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v ARI 0.00 IR Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v PHI 0.00 IR Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v NYG 14.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v NWE 9.10 * Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @DET 16.00 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @TAM 1.40 * Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v NYG 3.70 * Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v NWE 8.70 * Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 v PHI 15.70 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v NWE 12.40 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v ATL 0.00 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v NYG 15.90 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v CLE 21.40 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @MIA 3.90 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @CHI 2.90 * O.J. Howard TE TAM 13 v LAC 11.00 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v NWE 4.30 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @NYJ 15.00 * George Kittle TE SFO 11 v PHI 25.10 * Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 v CLE 0.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @DET 5.00 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v LAC 33.00 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @WAS 1.00 * J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @WAS 1.70 Kirk Cousins QB MIN 7 @HOU 14.50 Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 @LV 6.80 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v LAC 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @WAS 9.70 Frank Gore RB NYJ 10 v DEN 3.60 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @DET 20.30 Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v NOR 1.20 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v PHI 11.60 James White RB NWE 5 @KAN 5.90 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 v ARI 5.10 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @DAL 9.80 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 0.00 Cedrick Wilson WR DAL 10 v CLE 3.40 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @HOU 6.00 Mo Alie-Cox TE IND 7 @CHI 7.30 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @DAL 3.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 0.00 Drew Lock QB DEN 5 @NYJ 0.00 IR Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v IND 0.00 Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 0.00 IR Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 v PHI 0.00 IR Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @SFO 0.00 IR Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v NWE 0.00 IR Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 0.00 IR COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Adam Humphries WR TEN 4 0.00 IR Dak Prescott QB DAL 10 v CLE 41.20 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @CAR 3.50 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @DET 17.90 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 @GNB 12.00 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @SFO 7.60 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v ATL 17.10 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @TAM 6.20 * Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v JAC 36.10 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @WAS 8.60 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @CHI 7.90 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @MIA 10.60 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @CIN 21.50 * Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 v NYG 2.00 * Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @NYJ 15.10 * Randy Bullock K CIN 9 v JAC 13.00 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v NYG 3.80 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v LAC 2.00 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v NOR 8.90 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @KAN 0.00 Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @WAS 7.00 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @CAR 10.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v ATL 0.00 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @KAN 10.00 Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 8 @CIN 21.90 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 v DEN 1.50 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v BAL 18.80 Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v NOR 0.90 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 v NOR 9.60 Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @HOU 18.20 Andy Isabella WR ARI 8 @CAR 0.30 Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 v ATL 4.50 Anthony Miller WR CHI 11 v IND 1.60 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @DET 0.00 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @CIN 9.10 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 v MIN 10.00 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @LAR 2.00 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 @CAR 1.00 Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @GNB 5.10 Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 4 0.00 IR Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @CHI 10.00 Detroit Lions D/ST DET 5 v NOR 1.00 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @NYJ 0.00 IR Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @LV 0.00 IR Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 0.00 IR Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v MIN 20.90 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v NWE 19.80 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @GNB 18.30 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @MIA 22.00 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @DAL 19.10 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 v MIN 9.20 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 @DAL 36.40 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @LV 13.70 * Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v CLE 2.90 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v ARI 4.90 * A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v JAC 0.30 * Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @LAR 4.80 * Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 @DET 17.40 * Preston Williams WR MIA 7 v SEA 3.50 * Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 @SFO 2.90 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @WAS 17.70 * Matt Prater K DET 5 v NOR 3.00 * Jake Elliott K PHI 9 @SFO 4.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @MIA 2.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v NYG 1.00 * Baker Mayfield QB CLE 9 @DAL 14.60 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 0.00 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 v NYG 5.70 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @MIA 0.00 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 @TAM 3.30 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @HOU 7.70 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v ATL 10.50 Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 @CIN 4.60 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v MIN 0.00 Russell Gage WR ATL 10 @GNB 2.20 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @TAM 0.00 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 v JAC 9.00 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v LAC 2.90 Greg Ward WR PHI 9 @SFO 3.80 Graham Gano K NYG 11 @LAR 6.00 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v CLE 13.20 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @CHI 1.00 Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @GNB 0.00 Corey Davis WR TEN 4 0.00 IR Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 0.00 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v BUF 0.00 IR Parris Campbell WR IND 7 @CHI 0.00 IR Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v LAC 0.00 IR Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 0.00 IR Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @LV 25.00 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @HOU 26.60 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v BUF 7.30 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v LAC 12.80 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v LAC 18.20 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @GNB 0.00 * Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @DET 9.30 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v NWE 7.00 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v PHI 2.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v PHI 1.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v ATL 29.50 Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 @SFO 0.20 Dion Lewis RB NYG 11 @LAR 1.80 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 v BUF 1.60 John Brown WR BUF 11 @LV 4.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v DEN 10.40 Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 @KAN 3.50 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 0.00 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v ATL 5.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @TAM 7.00 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v PHI 4.50 IR Jack Doyle TE IND 7 @CHI 1.20 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @WAS 28.30 * Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v JAC 1.90 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v CLE 14.50 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 v MIN 16.80 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @GNB 3.20 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v BAL 11.80 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v IND 16.10 * Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v SEA 1.50 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @CAR 3.00 * Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 @LV 2.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @LAR 10.50 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v NYG 0.00 AJ Dillon RB GNB 5 v ATL 0.30 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 @CHI 3.20 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v CLE 9.20 N'Keal Harry WR NWE 5 @KAN 8.10 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v CLE 23.20 Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @LAR 3.50 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v LAC 7.00 Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 v BAL 2.00 James Conner RB PIT 4 0.00 IR

Week 5 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v MIN 24.80 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @NYJ 27.10 * Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 @SFO 15.10 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @ATL 20.90 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v TAM 11.90 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v MIA 11.90 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @ATL 11.50 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 @HOU 7.00 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @TEN 10.60 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @BAL 4.20 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @NYJ 19.10 * David Moore WR SEA 6 v MIN 0.00 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 @SEA 2.30 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @SFO 11.00 * Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @NOR 8.30 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 @KAN 10.80 * Greg Zuerlein K DAL 10 v NYG 11.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v LV 5.00 * Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 13 @ATL 1.00 * New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v LAC 0.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 @BAL 7.00 Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 @NOR 28.80 Rex Burkhead RB NWE 5 0.00 Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 v CIN 2.50 Tarik Cohen RB CHI 11 v TAM 0.00 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 v CAR 5.40 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 0.00 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 0.00 Ito Smith RB ATL 10 v CAR 0.60 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 0.00 Randall Cobb WR HOU 8 v JAC 4.70 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @PIT 0.00 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v LAC 0.00 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 0.00 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 0.00 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 v TAM 9.30 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 @KAN 8.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 @ATL 8.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 0.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v LV 1.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 0.00 IR Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v IND 0.00 IR A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v BUF 14.20 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @ATL 0.00 IR DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 @PIT 0.00 IR Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 @TEN 5.30 IR New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 0.00 IR FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v LAC 24.10 * Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v PHI 21.00 * Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @WAS 18.80 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v LV 8.00 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v BUF 18.30 * Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 @TEN 14.70 * Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 v MIA 0.50 * Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v LV 5.00 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v NYG 2.30 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v LV 15.30 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @CLE 6.90 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @WAS 6.60 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v LV 8.40 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v MIN 4.40 * George Kittle TE SFO 11 v MIA 4.40 * Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 v PHI 4.30 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v LAC 12.00 * Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @SEA 9.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v CIN 11.00 * Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 v NYG 7.00 * Kirk Cousins QB MIN 7 @SEA 16.20 Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @CHI 14.00 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @CHI 0.00 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v CIN 5.50 Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 0.00 Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @NOR 0.00 James White RB NWE 5 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v CIN 5.70 Davante Adams WR GNB 5 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v LAC 5.70 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v IND 8.80 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v MIA 4.40 Cedrick Wilson WR DAL 10 v NYG 6.20 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 @ATL 6.40 Mo Alie-Cox TE IND 7 @CLE 0.00 O.J. Howard TE TAM 13 @CHI 0.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v BUF 6.00 Brandon McManus K DEN 5 0.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v TAM 1.00 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v IND 10.00 Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 v MIA 1.00 IR Drew Lock QB DEN 5 0.00 IR Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v LV 6.70 IR Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @PIT 0.00 IR Adam Humphries WR TEN 4 v BUF 0.00 IR

COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Dak Prescott QB DAL 10 v NYG 12.80 * Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 8 @HOU 21.80 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @NYJ 12.20 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v LAR 5.10 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v LAC 11.90 * Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @BAL 9.40 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @NOR 8.90 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @CLE 13.40 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v CIN 13.80 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @HOU 1.60 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v MIN 21.30 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v PHI 0.00 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @SEA 20.30 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @WAS 16.10 * Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @WAS 1.20 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v CAR 0.80 * Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 v JAC 10.00 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v CIN 8.00 * Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 @NYJ 0.00 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v PHI 2.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 0.00 Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v CAR 8.00 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @NYJ 15.20 Justin Jackson RB LAC 6 @NOR 9.40 Damien Harris RB NWE 5 0.00 Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 0.00 Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @PIT 24.90 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 0.00 Marvin Jones WR DET 5 0.00 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 0.00 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 @NYJ 7.80 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @HOU 7.90 Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 0.00 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @DAL 4.20 Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 0.00 T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 0.00 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 @BAL 2.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @CLE 8.00 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @CHI 1.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 0.00 Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 4 v PHI 1.90 IR Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @TEN 0.00 IR Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v LAC 14.20 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v JAC 28.50 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v LV 29.10 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v CAR 21.00 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v MIN 13.90 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v IND 15.30 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 v JAC 10.30 * Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 @NOR 3.80 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @TEN 3.30 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 v IND 5.80 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @ATL 18.30 * Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v NYG 7.30 * Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @DAL 12.90 * Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 v LAC 0.80 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v PHI 2.80 * Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 @PIT 0.60 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v CIN 11.60 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 @DAL 17.00 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v MIN 3.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @CLE 2.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @WAS 0.00 * Baker Mayfield QB CLE 9 v IND 16.70 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 @ATL 22.30 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @WAS 3.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v MIN 0.00 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 0.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @SEA 13.60 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v JAC 22.10 Russell Gage WR ATL 10 v CAR 1.60 A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @BAL 0.00 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 @BAL 6.20 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @KAN 20.80 Hunter Renfrow WR LV 6 @KAN 4.20 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @NOR 25.90 Greg Ward WR PHI 9 @PIT 8.60 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @CHI 5.20 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v NYG 0.60 Matt Prater K DET 5 0.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 @PIT 3.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v MIN 2.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v BUF 3.00 Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v BUF 0.00 IR Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v BUF 29.20 IR Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @CHI 0.00 IR Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v CAR 10.00 IR Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @TEN 17.80 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @SEA 14.90 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @KAN 20.50 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @CHI 12.50 * Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v ARI 17.60 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @CHI 10.10 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v CAR 13.60 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v LV 16.80 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v MIA 4.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v MIA 0.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 0.00 Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 @PIT 0.00 Dion Lewis RB NYG 11 @DAL 0.10 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 @KAN 3.00 Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v PHI 35.60 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v MIA 2.20 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v LAC 12.20 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v BUF 16.00 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 0.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @NOR 1.00 John Brown WR BUF 11 @TEN 0.00 IR Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v CIN 14.30 * James Conner RB PIT 4 v PHI 12.30 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v NYG 22.50 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 v JAC 11.80 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v NYG 12.40 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v LAR 2.60 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v TAM 9.00 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @DAL 8.50 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @NYJ 6.00 * Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 @PIT 1.00 * Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 0.00 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 @BAL 0.40 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 @CLE 3.00 D'Ernest Johnson RB CLE 9 v IND 3.60 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v NYG 3.20 N'Keal Harry WR NWE 5 0.00 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v CAR 0.00 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @SFO 9.10 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @CHI 10.00 Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 @TEN 0.00 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @WAS 6.10 IR

Week 6 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @SFO 17.00 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @DAL 30.40 * Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v NYJ 12.60 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 v CHI 11.50 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @CAR 9.70 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v LAR 7.60 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v CIN 11.50 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 v DET 11.30 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v CHI 7.70 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @IND 7.90 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v KAN 10.60 * Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @JAC 10.50 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @DAL 7.30 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v NYJ 3.50 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @MIN 11.70 * Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 @CAR 3.40 * Greg Zuerlein K DAL 10 v ARI 3.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @BUF 5.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v DEN 2.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 v NYJ 6.00 * Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 0.00 Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 0.00 Rex Burkhead RB NWE 5 v DEN 1.40 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 @MIN 3.40 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @NWE 0.00 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @JAC 24.30 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @NWE 10.10 Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 v KAN 10.50 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v DET 1.10 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 @NWE 10.10 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v WAS 1.10 Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 10 @BUF 6.90 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 0.00 Greg Ward WR PHI 9 v BAL 3.90 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @NWE 0.00 Darren Waller TE LV 6 0.00 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 0.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v CHI 8.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @NWE 3.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @BUF 1.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 v DEN 0.00 IR Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @PIT 0.00 IR DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 v BAL 0.00 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v CHI 0.00 IR

Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v CLE 10.50 * Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 v LAR 24.80 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @BUF 16.90 * Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @SFO 9.20 * Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 v KAN 6.10 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v HOU 41.40 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v DEN 3.30 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @TAM 6.10 * Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @BUF 0.00 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v ARI 13.90 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @BUF 2.50 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v CIN 1.10 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @SFO 1.10 * Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @PIT 4.00 * Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @SFO 5.60 * George Kittle TE SFO 11 v LAR 19.90 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @NWE 18.00 * Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v HOU 3.00 * Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @PIT 0.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @PHI 1.00 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v GNB 14.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 0.00 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @PHI 2.90 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @BUF 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @PHI 2.00 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v GNB 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 0.00 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 v LAR 2.80 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v LAR 7.20 James White RB NWE 5 v DEN 7.30 Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 0.00 Adam Humphries WR TEN 4 v HOU 12.40 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 v CHI 0.00 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @BUF 0.00 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 v CLE 0.90 Mo Alie-Cox TE IND 7 v CIN 0.00 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v ATL 1.00 Wil Lutz K NOR 6 0.00 Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 v ARI 0.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @CAR 3.00 Drew Lock QB DEN 5 @NWE 5.00 IR Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v BAL 0.00 IR Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Andy Dalton QB DAL 10 v ARI 12.40 * COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @NYG 5.50 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @BUF 20.60 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @TAM 10.10 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @DAL 31.40 * Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @IND 12.90 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @DAL 2.90 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v HOU 17.80 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 @TEN 12.90 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 v ATL 33.60 * Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 @DAL 23.60 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @SFO 10.00 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v ATL 11.10 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @JAC 7.70 * Preston Williams WR MIA 7 v NYJ 7.80 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @PHI 14.00 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @PHI 2.10 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v CLE 8.00 * Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @TEN 4.00 * Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 8 v DET 19.40 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 @DAL 4.00 * Justin Jackson RB LAC 6 0.00 Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 v BAL 28.90 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v KAN 1.00 Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 0.00 Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 4 v CLE 8.10 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 @MIA 3.60 D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v DET 4.50 Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 0.00 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @NWE 3.20 Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @JAC 0.80 Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 @TAM 3.20 D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 0.00 Denzel Mims WR NYJ 10 @MIA 0.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v CIN 7.00 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 0.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 @TAM 0.00 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 @IND 11.00 Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v CLE 0.00 IR Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v GNB 8.00 Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 0.00 IR Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v WAS 10.10 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @TEN 33.60 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @TAM 5.40 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @MIN 6.70 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v BAL 11.80 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @PIT 5.70 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v KAN 4.50 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 @PIT 2.50 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @PHI 5.70 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @TEN 12.80 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v GNB 4.80 * Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 v BAL 13.50 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v CHI 9.30 * Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v ARI 2.30 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v CLE 0.60 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v GNB 13.80 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 @TAM 2.50 * Matt Prater K DET 5 @JAC 9.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @MIN 16.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v CIN 1.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @SFO 0.00 * Baker Mayfield QB CLE 9 @PIT 6.50 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v HOU 30.00 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 @TEN 1.10 Chris Carson RB SEA 6 0.00 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 0.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 0.00 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 @TAM 3.40 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 @JAC 11.80 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 0.00 Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 0.00 Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 0.00 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 @IND 12.70 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 0.00 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 0.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 v BAL 3.30 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v ARI 3.50 Graham Gano K NYG 11 v WAS 6.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 v BAL 0.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 0.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v HOU 0.00 Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v HOU 0.00 IR A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @IND 9.60 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v KAN 15.20 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v GNB 24.10 * Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v ATL 3.00 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v CLE 14.10 * Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @MIA 4.80 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v GNB 1.00 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @MIN 12.90 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @BUF 18.50 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v LAR 6.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v LAR 1.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 v DEN 19.20 Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v ATL 0.00 Frank Gore RB NYJ 10 @MIA 7.00 Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 0.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 0.00 Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 v DEN 1.80 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v LAR 12.60 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v HOU 1.30 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @TAM 3.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 0.00 John Brown WR BUF 11 v KAN 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @PHI 27.80 * James Conner RB PIT 4 v CLE 16.20 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v ARI 8.00 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 @TEN 21.30 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v ARI 6.40 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @NYG 7.40 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @CAR 5.30 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v WAS 3.00 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @DAL 7.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @NYG 1.00 * Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @JAC 12.40 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @SFO 0.00 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v CIN 2.70 D'Ernest Johnson RB CLE 9 @PIT 0.10 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v ARI 4.00 N'Keal Harry WR NWE 5 v DEN 0.00 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @MIN 28.70 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v NYJ 0.00 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v GNB 9.00 Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 v KAN 1.00

Week 7 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @ARI 34.40 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v SEA 37.70 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v KAN 14.00 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @NOR 3.60 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @LAR 6.90 * Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 @NYJ 0.80 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @NOR 7.40 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @LV 14.80 * Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 @LAC 1.20 * Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @ATL 11.40 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @NYJ 4.80 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v CHI 5.90 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v SEA 16.30 * Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 10 @DEN 0.40 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v DET 6.80 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v TAM 11.00 * Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v TAM 7.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @DEN 10.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v SFO 2.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @DEN 10.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v CHI 16.10 Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v JAC 39.60 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 0.00 AJ Dillon RB GNB 5 @HOU 1.10 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v KAN 7.90 JaMycal Hasty RB SFO 11 @NWE 7.30 Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 0.00 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @NOR 0.00 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 v NYG 4.60 Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v NYG 0.00 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @LAC 4.40 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 @HOU 0.00 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v CAR 0.00 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 0.00 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v KAN 3.80 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 @LAR 3.10 Jason Myers K SEA 6 @ARI 10.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 0.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 v KAN 1.00 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 @PHI 1.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 v SFO 0.00 IR Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @CIN 0.00 IR Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @NWE 0.00 IR Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 @TEN 15.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @DEN 12.30 * Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 11 @NWE 9.40 * Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v CAR 5.60 * Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v CHI 7.60 * D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @ATL 10.80 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v PIT 13.50 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v CLE 16.10 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @CIN 16.20 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @DEN 11.50 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @HOU 34.60 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @ARI 41.00 * A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v CLE 8.20 * Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 @TEN 5.00 * Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v JAC 0.40 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v KAN 3.00 * George Kittle TE SFO 11 @NWE 5.50 * Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @CIN 2.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v CAR 9.00 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @LV 36.10 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @LAR 7.00 * J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 0.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v CAR 25.20 Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v SFO 7.00 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @LV 9.70 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 0.00 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 v DAL 5.10 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @NWE 11.50 James White RB NWE 5 v SFO 0.30 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @DEN 7.00 Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 @LV 0.00 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 @NOR 11.30 Adam Humphries WR TEN 4 v PIT 1.90 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 v CHI 0.00 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @CIN 5.20 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 0.00 Darren Fells TE HOU 8 v GNB 0.00 Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 @WAS 0.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v PIT 7.00 Drew Lock QB DEN 5 v KAN 14.80 IR Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 0.00 Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v NYG 0.00 IR Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @DEN 0.00 IR

COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @DEN 12.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v DET 18.00 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v SEA 4.10 * Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v CLE 15.60 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 v GNB 14.40 * Justin Jackson RB LAC 6 v JAC 5.50 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v CAR 14.80 * Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 @HOU 17.40 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v JAC 12.50 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v PIT 24.30 * Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v SEA 15.70 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @LAC 2.60 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @ARI 2.30 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @TEN 20.00 * Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v CAR 9.20 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @ATL 11.90 * Randy Bullock K CIN 9 v CLE 8.00 * Joey Slye K CAR 13 @NOR 6.00 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @LV 1.00 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @TEN 0.00 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 v NYG 28.40 Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 8 @LAC 17.10 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v SEA 14.50 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v DAL 18.80 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 v BUF 11.60 Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @HOU 0.00 Randall Cobb WR HOU 8 v GNB 9.50 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @NYJ 7.20 Denzel Mims WR NYJ 10 v BUF 4.20 Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 0.00 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @PHI 2.30 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 v KAN 2.00 Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 0.00 Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v CHI 4.50 Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v JAC 2.30 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 v GNB 6.00 Justin Tucker K BAL 7 0.00 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v SEA 3.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 @HOU 1.00 Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v JAC 0.00 IR Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v CLE 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v GNB 23.80 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @HOU 29.00 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v DET 20.20 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @ARI 4.10 * Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @NWE 0.00 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 @LAC 27.70 * Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 9 @CIN 0.00 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @NYJ 4.70 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v GNB 6.00 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 v CLE 13.80 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @WAS 8.50 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @NOR 24.30 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v PIT 9.50 * Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 v KAN 4.40 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @LV 12.20 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 @HOU 3.20 * Matt Prater K DET 5 @ATL 13.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v DET 2.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @ARI 2.00 * Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 v NYG 3.00 * Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 0.00 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v PIT 18.50 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @DEN 3.90 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @ARI 13.60 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 v JAC 5.30 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 @ATL 3.00 Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 v NYG 7.30 Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 v TAM 16.70 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @WAS 0.00 Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 @NYJ 11.20 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v TAM 4.50 Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 0.00 Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 v CAR 5.40 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v CAR 0.00 Trey Burton TE IND 7 0.00 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 @WAS 2.20 Graham Gano K NYG 11 @PHI 3.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 v NYG 2.00 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 0.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v CHI 4.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 v NYG 0.00 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @NYJ 18.10 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v TAM 3.10 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @LV 9.60 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 @TEN 0.00 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @LV 3.70 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v DET 14.90 * Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 @NWE 7.20 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @DEN 3.10 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @NWE 7.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v JAC 1.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 v SFO 1.90 Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 0.00 Frank Gore RB NYJ 10 v BUF 6.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 0.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 v TAM 2.40 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v BUF 0.00 Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 v SFO 1.30 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v PIT 0.90 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @HOU 5.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @NWE 6.00 John Brown WR BUF 11 @NYJ 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @ATL 17.80 * James Conner RB PIT 4 @TEN 11.10 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @WAS 5.10 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 v GNB 9.50 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v DET 9.70 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v DAL 18.00 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @LAR 7.00 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @PHI 4.90 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 v SEA 13.00 * Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 @NYJ 2.00 * Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 0.00 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v CHI 0.00 Tevin Coleman RB SFO 11 @NWE 0.00 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @WAS 2.20 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 v NYG 15.20 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @WAS 0.10 JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @TEN 8.50 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 0.00 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @LV 8.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v CAR 0.00

Week 8 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v SFO 30.30 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 @DEN 23.10 * Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v LAR 12.30 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 v ATL 7.70 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v LAC 4.70 * JaMycal Hasty RB SFO 11 @SEA 9.10 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @DET 3.10 * Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v IND 0.00 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v ATL 4.80 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @MIA 11.00 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v NWE 9.20 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v LAR 6.30 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @DET 0.90 * Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @DEN 16.00 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @CAR 5.40 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 @CLE 2.70 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v SFO 6.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v NYJ 5.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @BUF 1.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v NYJ 1.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @MIA 16.00 Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 0.00 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v LAC 17.60 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v ATL 0.00 David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v NOR 10.50 Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v DAL 0.00 Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 0.00 Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @NYG 0.00 DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 0.00 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v MIN 0.00 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 0.00 Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v TAM 7.40 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @CHI 0.00 Greg Ward WR PHI 9 v DAL 1.20 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v LAC 4.70 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 v NOR 1.30 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 @CLE 7.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @DET 1.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 v LAC 2.00 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 v TAM 1.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 @BUF 0.00 IR Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v LV 0.00 IR DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 v DAL 0.00 IR Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @SEA 0.00 IR

Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @NYG 19.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 v TEN 17.90 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v NYJ 3.10 * Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @MIA 5.80 * D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v IND 2.30 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @CIN 17.20 * Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @SEA 15.10 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v LV 7.30 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v TEN 13.60 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v MIN 23.30 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v NYJ 24.80 * A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v TEN 1.90 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v SFO 3.30 * Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v LV 5.20 * Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 @BAL 10.80 * George Kittle TE SFO 11 @SEA 3.90 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v LAC 6.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @CHI 9.00 * Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v LV 0.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v PIT 1.00 * Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 @BAL 15.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @CHI 19.40 DeeJay Dallas RB SEA 6 v SFO 17.80 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @NYG 7.10 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v PIT 12.10 Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 v NWE 0.00 Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @BUF 16.20 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @CHI 3.10 Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 @NYG 0.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v NYJ 15.60 Dez Bryant WR BAL 7 v PIT 0.00 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 v ATL 17.40 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v NYJ 0.00 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @MIA 1.40 Darren Fells TE HOU 8 0.00 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @GNB 4.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @CIN 2.00 Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 10 @PHI 4.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v NOR 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v PIT 0.00 IR Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v DAL 1.50 IR Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 @CAR 18.70 * COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v TEN 19.80 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v NYJ 38.00 * Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v MIN 12.20 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @CHI 16.30 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @CIN 8.40 * La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 @KAN 3.30 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 @GNB 2.60 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @DEN 12.70 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @BAL 0.60 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v SFO 31.10 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @MIA 21.40 * Scott Miller WR TAM 13 @NYG 4.20 * Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @DEN 3.30 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @GNB 2.70 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v PIT 7.00 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v PIT 3.20 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @BAL 10.00 * Randy Bullock K CIN 9 v TEN 6.00 * Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 v LAR 7.00 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @NYG 2.00 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 0.00 Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 v DAL 12.70 Justin Jackson RB LAC 6 @DEN 14.20 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @MIA 5.70 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v NWE 20.10 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 0.00 D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 0.00 David Johnson RB HOU 8 0.00 Denzel Mims WR NYJ 10 @KAN 4.20 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 @DEN 3.20 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v TAM 5.60 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 0.00 T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v IND 6.50 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 v DAL 10.20 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v ATL 4.00 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @CHI 11.10 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v MIN 0.00 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 0.00 Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v MIN 0.00 IR Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 0.00 Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v TEN 0.00 IR Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 0.00 IR Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @DEN 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v TAM 18.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v MIN 23.90 * Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v NYJ 3.80 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 v TAM 12.20 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @CAR 10.60 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v NWE 9.20 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @PHI 0.50 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 @CLE 0.00 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 @CIN 18.80 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v PIT 6.30 * Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 v DAL 13.80 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 v TEN 8.40 * Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v TAM 9.10 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v ATL 5.50 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @NYG 10.10 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 v MIN 7.90 * Matt Prater K DET 5 v IND 3.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @CAR 8.00 * Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @CIN 0.00 * Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 v DAL 10.00 * Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 0.00 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @CIN 18.00 Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 v PIT 14.70 Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v SFO 0.00 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @SEA 10.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v SFO 0.00 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 0.00 James Robinson RB JAC 8 0.00 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @PHI 6.10 Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 v NWE 2.40 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @CLE 0.90 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 v LAC 0.00 Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 6 @CHI 4.30 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @CHI 0.00 Trey Burton TE IND 7 @DET 7.10 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 @PHI 5.30 Graham Gano K NYG 11 v TAM 4.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 v DAL 1.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v SFO 2.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @MIA 2.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 v DAL 0.00 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v NWE 13.30 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @GNB 49.60 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @CLE 12.90 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @NYG 4.60 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @NYG 11.50 * Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 v LV 1.40 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @CAR 4.20 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v NYJ 16.90 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @SEA 3.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @DEN 1.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @BUF 18.40 Frank Gore RB NYJ 10 @KAN 3.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @GNB 0.80 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 @CLE 1.80 Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 @BAL 10.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @KAN 0.00 Julian Edelman WR NWE 5 @BUF 0.00 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 @CIN 2.90 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v MIN 2.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @SEA 0.00 John Brown WR BUF 11 v NWE 2.10 IR Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 @SEA 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v PIT 20.50 * James Conner RB PIT 4 @BAL 12.00 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @PHI 7.30 * Boston Scott RB PHI 9 v DAL 7.90 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @CAR 13.70 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v NOR 14.70 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @BAL 6.70 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v TAM 7.00 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @NYG 11.00 * Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 v NWE 1.00 * Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v IND 25.00 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @MIA 5.40 Tevin Coleman RB SFO 11 @SEA 2.00 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @PHI 6.40 Will Fuller WR HOU 8 0.00 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @PHI 4.60 Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 0.00 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v LAR 0.80 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 0.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 @CHI 1.00

Week 9 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @BUF 29.50 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v MIA 41.60 * Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @ATL 2.30 * Tyler Ervin RB GNB 5 @SFO 7.20 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @TEN 4.20 * JaMycal Hasty RB SFO 11 v GNB 1.30 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @KAN 6.30 * Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @KAN 27.10 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v SEA 11.80 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v NOR 4.10 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v MIA 3.00 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @ARI 6.40 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @TAM 5.10 * Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v LV 8.10 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v DEN 6.20 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 @LAC 8.20 * Daniel Carlson K LV 6 @LAC 6.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v CAR 9.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @NYJ 1.00 * New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 @WAS 5.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 0.00 Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v LV 23.40 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 @ARI 0.00 Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @KAN 3.70 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @ATL 2.70 Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 0.00 Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 7.90 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @MIN 0.00 Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v BAL 9.40 Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 0.00 T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v BAL 0.00 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 @SFO 0.00 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v HOU 0.00 Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @WAS 5.70 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @ATL 4.50 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 @TEN 11.50 Jason Myers K SEA 6 @BUF 10.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v BAL 4.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @ATL 1.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v CAR 0.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 @NYJ 0.00 IR Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 0.00 IR DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 0.00 IR Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v GNB 0.00 IR

Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 @DAL 24.80 * Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @TAM 24.00 * DeeJay Dallas RB SEA 6 @BUF 9.90 * Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v NOR 4.10 * J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @IND 3.50 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v CHI 6.80 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v CAR 9.40 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @SFO 23.30 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v CAR 24.10 * Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 v NOR 3.10 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @DAL 8.10 * Randall Cobb WR HOU 8 @JAC 2.10 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @BUF 4.00 * Darnell Mooney WR CHI 11 @TEN 4.30 * Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 @DAL 8.20 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 v GNB 0.30 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @ATL 9.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @TAM 7.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 v NYG 0.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @IND 8.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v DEN 25.00 Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 0.00 Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @NYJ 7.10 Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 v SEA 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @TAM 4.20 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 0.00 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @MIN 9.70 Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 0.00 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v GNB 0.00 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 v NYG 8.20 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 0.00 A.J. Green WR CIN 9 0.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v CAR 4.80 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 0.00 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 0.00 Darren Fells TE HOU 8 @JAC 2.60 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v DET 3.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v CHI 6.00 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 0.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @TEN 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @IND 0.00 IR Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v CAR 0.00 IR Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 0.00 IR Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v NOR 5.00 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v CAR 30.60 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v NYG 11.50 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v MIA 8.80 * Justin Jackson RB LAC 6 v LV 0.00 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 @JAC 1.60 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @SFO 7.90 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @TAM 10.90 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v CHI 19.10 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v LV 16.30 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v HOU 23.60 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @BUF 16.80 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 v DET 6.40 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v DET 3.80 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @MIN 9.90 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @IND 2.20 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @IND 6.00 * Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @JAC 9.00 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @DAL 2.00 * Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v MIA 0.00 * Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 @ARI 20.50 Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 0.00 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 0.00 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 v LV 5.90 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 v DEN 2.40 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 @DAL 2.20 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v SEA 10.80 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 v NWE 3.80 Dez Bryant WR BAL 7 @IND 0.00 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v MIA 21.30 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @WAS 0.80 Scott Miller WR TAM 13 v NOR 1.00 Robert Woods WR LAR 9 0.00 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v LV 3.30 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @TAM 3.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 @KAN 7.00 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 0.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 @SFO 2.00 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v NOR 2.00 Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 0.00 IR Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v MIA 0.00 IR Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 @SFO 0.00 IR Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v LV 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @JAC 28.00 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @SFO 30.70 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 @IND 9.40 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 v HOU 15.90 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v DEN 11.50 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v SEA 3.40 * Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 v GNB 12.80 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 @LAC 14.50 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @JAC 17.30 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @IND 3.80 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v PIT 7.50 * Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @ATL 18.50 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v CHI 0.00 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @KAN 1.80 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v NOR 0.20 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 @SFO 0.50 * Matt Prater K DET 5 @MIN 7.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v DEN 10.00 * Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v CHI 8.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 @ARI 7.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @WAS 12.40 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v CHI 16.30 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v CAR 0.80 Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @BUF 0.00 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v BAL 3.80 Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 @WAS 13.70 Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 0.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @BUF 0.00 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v PIT 3.60 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 0.00 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @LAC 1.00 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 @ATL 8.90 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @WAS 0.00 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @TAM 9.80 Trey Burton TE IND 7 v BAL 0.60 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v PIT 4.80 Graham Gano K NYG 11 @WAS 10.00 Jake Elliott K PHI 9 0.00 Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @BUF 0.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 0.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 0.00 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v SEA 35.40 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v DET 40.20 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @LAC 12.80 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v NOR 1.80 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 @DAL 7.30 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v NOR 6.40 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @MIN 10.30 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v CAR 15.90 * Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v GNB 4.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v LV 1.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @NYJ 23.60 Matt Breida RB MIA 7 @ARI 0.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v DET 6.90 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 @LAC 2.20 John Brown WR BUF 11 v SEA 9.90 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 0.00 Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v DEN 0.00 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v CHI 9.20 Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @SFO 10.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v GNB 0.00 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v NWE 8.60 IR Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v GNB 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @IND 17.80 * James Conner RB PIT 4 @DAL 2.20 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v PIT 6.90 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 @JAC 19.00 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v DEN 11.40 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v NYG 20.50 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @TEN 8.10 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @WAS 10.80 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v NOR 3.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v BAL 1.00 * Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @MIN 10.00 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 0.00 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v PIT 5.80 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 0.00 Jordan Wilkins RB IND 7 v BAL 3.90 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v PIT 13.10 JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @DAL 15.30 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @ARI 4.20 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 v MIA 6.00 Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 11 v SEA 4.00

Week 10 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @LAR 13.00 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v BUF 32.10 * Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @LV 0.20 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v HOU 18.60 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @TEN 3.70 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 v TAM 4.40 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v TAM 2.10 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v JAC 9.50 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @ARI 15.30 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @CAR 9.20 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v BUF 21.70 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v SEA 5.00 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v SFO 2.70 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v LAC 3.10 * Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @LV 1.80 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v DEN 3.70 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 @LAR 10.00 * Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @TEN 9.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v BAL 1.00 * New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 v PHI 0.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v SEA 12.40 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 v LAC 14.00 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v LAC 0.00 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @ARI 2.00 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @LV 4.60 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v JAC 5.50 Jordan Howard RB PHI 9 @NYG 0.00 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v WAS 0.00 David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v MIN 0.00 Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 @CHI 13.50 T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @TEN 4.00 Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v PHI 4.70 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @GNB 0.00 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @MIA 3.80 Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 0.00 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 v MIN 0.00 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v DEN 12.00 Harrison Butker K KAN 10 0.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @LV 0.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 0.00 Sony Michel RB NWE 5 v BAL 0.00 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v TAM 0.00 IR DeSean Jackson WR PHI 9 @NYG 0.00 IR FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v SFO 7.00 * Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v CIN 29.00 * Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @CAR 3.00 * J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @NWE 1.40 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v IND 10.90 * D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v WAS 20.90 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v HOU 13.20 * Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @NOR 13.50 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v JAC 12.60 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @PIT 4.10 * Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 @CAR 6.90 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v CIN 17.60 * Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v HOU 2.90 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @LAR 6.60 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 @NOR 6.20 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @NYG 3.30 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v SFO 8.00 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @LV 6.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @NWE 0.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @DET 0.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 @PIT 12.00 Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 0.00 Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 @ARI 0.00 DeeJay Dallas RB SEA 6 @LAR 3.10 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v SEA 9.30 Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 0.00 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 @DET 10.90 Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v BAL 12.10 A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @PIT 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v SFO 5.70 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 0.00 Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 0.00 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 v TAM 1.20 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 v CIN 3.80 Darren Fells TE HOU 8 @CLE 1.50 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 v SEA 6.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v IND 6.00 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @CHI 6.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v MIN 2.00 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v HOU 0.00 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 0.00 IR Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @NWE 2.90 IR Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 0.00 IR Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 @MIA 21.00 * COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 @PIT 4.70 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 @NYG 8.40 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @DET 18.50 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v BUF 7.70 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @NYG 11.50 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v SFO 27.80 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v IND 2.10 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @MIA 9.90 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @GNB 5.60 * Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v BUF 2.70 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v SEA 3.60 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @LAR 2.80 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v WAS 1.30 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @CHI 16.30 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @NWE 4.00 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @NWE 6.10 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v CIN 2.00 * Randy Bullock K CIN 9 @PIT 3.00 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @CAR 31.20 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @CAR 1.00 * JaMycal Hasty RB SFO 11 @NOR 1.30 Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 0.00 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 0.00 Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v BUF 10.90 Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @NOR 0.00 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 @MIA 2.10 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v JAC 0.00 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 v CIN 0.00 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v SFO 0.50 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 0.00 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v PHI 9.30 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @NYG 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @MIA 9.00 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 @NYG 4.70 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v TAM 5.00 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v SFO 0.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v JAC 1.00 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @CLE 1.00 Justin Jackson RB LAC 6 @MIA 0.00 IR Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v BUF 2.00 Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @PIT 0.00 IR Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @MIA 0.00 IR David Johnson RB HOU 8 @CLE 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @CLE 13.60 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v JAC 28.40 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 @NWE 7.30 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 v PHI 18.00 * Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @NOR 4.60 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 @GNB 11.20 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @CLE 3.90 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @NWE 1.40 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v IND 6.70 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 @PIT 17.50 * Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 @NYG 0.80 * Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @LV 6.80 * Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v PHI 4.40 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v TAM 15.60 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @CAR 11.10 * Austin Hooper TE CLE 9 v HOU 1.10 * Matt Prater K DET 5 v WAS 14.00 * Tyler Bass K BUF 11 @ARI 17.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @LAR 1.00 * New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v SFO 4.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v PHI 21.40 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v IND 9.90 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 0.00 Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @LAR 0.00 Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 0.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @LAR 0.00 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 @TEN 23.50 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @ARI 1.50 Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 0.00 Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 v DEN 0.80 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 0.00 Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 v BAL 9.90 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v DEN 3.10 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 @LV 6.10 Trey Burton TE IND 7 @TEN 2.40 Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 v JAC 3.30 Graham Gano K NYG 11 v PHI 8.00 Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 0.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v IND 0.00 Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 v LAC 1.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 @NYG 0.00 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @ARI 28.00 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @CHI 11.20 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v DEN 25.60 * Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 @CLE 5.40 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v CIN 17.60 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @CAR 13.70 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v WAS 15.60 * Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v IND 7.50 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v JAC 5.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @MIA 1.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 v BAL 16.10 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @CAR 28.80 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @CHI 0.40 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 v DEN 0.00 John Brown WR BUF 11 @ARI 7.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 0.00 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 v HOU 4.80 Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 0.00 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @NOR 6.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @NOR 2.00 Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 0.00 IR Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 @NOR 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @NWE 21.50 * James Conner RB PIT 4 v CIN 4.80 * Jordan Wilkins RB IND 7 @TEN 2.80 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 @CLE 3.80 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @DET 12.20 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v MIN 4.30 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v CIN 13.70 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v PHI 1.50 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @CAR 12.00 * Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 @NYG 0.00 * Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v WAS 25.00 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v SEA 3.80 Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 0.00 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 0.00 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 @NYG 16.40 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 0.00 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 0.00 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v LAC 4.00 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 v BUF 12.00 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @TEN 6.00

Week 11 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v ARI 19.20 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @SEA 19.50 * Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 v NYJ 7.10 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v PHI 11.40 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v MIA 20.40 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 v DET 13.90 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v DET 4.60 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @BAL 19.30 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @SEA 5.10 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v LAR 11.30 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v ATL 10.40 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @DEN 12.10 * Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 @IND 5.50 * Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 @LAC 14.40 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @NOR 0.00 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v KAN 14.80 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v ARI 6.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @LV 5.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @HOU 0.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @LV 1.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @TAM 25.00 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 @DEN 7.00 Matt Breida RB MIA 7 @DEN 0.40 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 v CIN 6.90 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v MIA 8.20 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 0.00 David Montgomery RB CHI 11 0.00 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 0.00 Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v GNB 11.40 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @CAR 0.00 Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 0.00 Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @TAM 14.50 T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v GNB 3.60 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 v MIA 11.90 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v MIA 5.50 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 0.00 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v KAN 6.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v GNB 11.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 v MIA 1.00 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 0.00 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 @DEN 0.00 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v DET 0.00 IR Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v PIT 0.00 IR FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v LAR 14.00 * Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 @JAC 17.00 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v PHI 8.10 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @LV 19.70 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @IND 13.10 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @HOU 11.40 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @IND 16.60 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @WAS 8.50 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 v DAL 14.60 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @LV 16.20 * Josh Reynolds WR LAR 9 @TAM 3.20 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @JAC 11.10 * Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v ATL 6.60 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v ARI 12.70 * Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 @MIN 8.50 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @CLE 13.70 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v ATL 5.00 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v MIA 7.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v TEN 1.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 v CIN 2.00 * Joe Burrow QB CIN 9 @WAS 13.20 Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 @NOR 7.00 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @TAM 2.80 DeeJay Dallas RB SEA 6 v ARI 3.20 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v LAR 8.60 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v TEN 16.50 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @TAM 0.90 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v ATL 8.50 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 @IND 7.60 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @CAR 0.00 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v PHI 2.60 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 0.00 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @LV 0.00 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 @JAC 9.60 Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 0.00 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @TAM 2.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @BAL 9.00 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v DAL 4.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 0.00 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v PHI 11.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v ATL 0.00 IR Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v TEN 0.20 IR Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 0.00 IR Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @LV 1.60 IR Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v NYJ 27.10 * Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @LV 21.60 * Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 @WAS 5.50 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @SEA 12.00 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v CIN 16.40 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v ATL 10.50 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @CLE 8.10 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v NYJ 20.50 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @BAL 12.20 * Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 @SEA 5.00 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v PIT 4.10 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v ARI 10.60 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @TAM 19.00 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v DAL 24.30 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @CAR 6.80 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v TEN 15.60 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v TEN 7.00 * Randy Bullock K CIN 9 @WAS 2.00 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @JAC 6.00 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v LAR 2.00 * Jameis Winston QB NOR 6 v ATL 0.00 Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 @CLE 16.00 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 @NOR 1.80 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @SEA 10.90 Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @WAS 0.00 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 v NYJ 0.40 Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 v LAR 5.80 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 @JAC 0.30 Jakeem Grant WR MIA 7 @DEN 1.50 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 @LAC 9.30 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 @IND 1.80 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @CLE 0.00 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 0.00 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 @CLE 5.20 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v NYJ 10.80 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v ATL 0.60 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v DET 9.00 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 v NWE 8.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 @IND 2.00 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 @SEA 0.00 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 v DET 0.00 IR Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v NYJ 0.00 IR Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 0.00 IR David Johnson RB HOU 8 v NWE 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v NWE 30.60 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @IND 24.30 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 v TEN 0.60 * Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 @DEN 7.40 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @NOR 2.90 * Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v ARI 15.50 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v NWE 8.50 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 v PIT 9.40 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @MIN 8.10 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 @WAS 2.60 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 @BAL 11.30 * Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 @HOU 3.80 * Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 @CLE 0.80 * Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v NYJ 13.20 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v LAR 2.50 * Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 v CIN 0.80 * Matt Prater K DET 5 @CAR 0.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @NOR 10.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v ARI 2.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 @DEN 2.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 0.00 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @BAL 22.50 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @LV 9.60 Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v ARI 0.00 Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v GNB 5.30 Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 0.00 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 0.00 Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 v KAN 14.80 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @MIN 2.90 Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v TEN 0.00 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v KAN 1.70 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 v MIA 3.70 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 0.00 D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v DET 14.80 Trey Burton TE IND 7 v GNB 8.50 Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 @IND 10.40 Graham Gano K NYG 11 0.00 Tyler Bass K BUF 11 0.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @BAL 1.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v ATL 2.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 @CLE 0.00 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @HOU 20.60 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v DAL 22.00 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v KAN 12.40 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v LAR 2.40 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 @JAC 11.90 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @CAR 5.10 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @NOR 9.00 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @LV 18.70 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @IND 6.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v NYJ 7.00 * Josh Allen QB BUF 11 0.00 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 v NWE 3.50 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v DAL 0.60 John Brown WR BUF 11 0.00 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @LAC 1.60 Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v LAR 10.90 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 v PHI 6.50 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 @BAL 8.00 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 0.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 0.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 v KAN 0.00 IR Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v TEN 16.10 * James Conner RB PIT 4 @JAC 9.90 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @MIN 17.40 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 v NWE 8.00 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @NOR 3.90 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v CIN 8.40 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @JAC 1.90 * Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @DEN 4.30 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v LAR 5.00 * Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 9 @CLE 1.00 * Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @CAR 7.50 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @TAM 7.90 Devontae Booker RB LV 6 v KAN 1.90 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @MIN 15.00 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 @CLE 5.00 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @MIN 12.60 Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 0.00 Evan Engram TE NYG 11 0.00 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @SEA 3.00 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v GNB 4.00

Week 12 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @PHI 14.20 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @NWE 8.10 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v NOR 3.10 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @JAC 23.60 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @GNB 20.30 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @MIN 7.90 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @MIN 18.40 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @IND 36.50 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v LAC 3.90 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v KAN 9.70 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @NWE 5.50 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v SFO 4.10 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @DEN 5.10 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @NYJ 11.90 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v LV 4.80 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 @ATL 2.30 * Daniel Carlson K LV 6 @ATL 4.00 * Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v TEN 2.00 * Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 v NOR 1.00 * New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 @CIN 3.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v SFO 6.10 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 @NYJ 0.00 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 @BUF 0.00 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 @DAL 2.70 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 @NYJ 0.00 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v LAC 6.80 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v NOR 2.00 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v LAC 10.20 Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v TEN 0.00 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v HOU 0.00 T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v TEN 14.10 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 v NOR 0.00 Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 5 v CHI 0.00 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 v MIA 7.90 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v NOR 1.30 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 @GNB 3.20 Jason Myers K SEA 6 @PHI 9.00 Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @TAM 7.00 New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v ARI 1.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @TAM 2.00 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v CLE 3.70 IR Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @MIN 0.00 IR

Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v LV 14.50 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v KAN 23.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @TAM 3.90 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @JAC 6.20 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v ARI 4.70 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v CHI 9.00 * Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v NYG 1.50 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v CHI 12.10 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @TAM 50.90 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 v CAR 19.00 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v BAL 4.60 * Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @DEN 0.40 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @PHI 2.30 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @TAM 3.80 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v SEA 13.50 * Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v WAS 2.40 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v NOR 5.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @DEN 7.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @DAL 8.00 * Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @PIT 2.00 * Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v BAL 13.00 Derek Carr QB LV 6 @ATL 7.00 DeeJay Dallas RB SEA 6 @PHI 0.00 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 v SFO 1.90 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @PIT 0.00 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v KAN 2.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @DEN 24.60 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v SFO 1.90 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v HOU 0.00 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v CHI 13.30 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @LAR 0.00 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @JAC 20.30 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 v BAL 5.40 Josh Reynolds WR LAR 9 v SFO 4.00 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 v SFO 0.60 Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 @LAR 1.80 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v CAR 8.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @IND 9.00 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @JAC 0.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @GNB 0.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @PIT 0.00 IR Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @DEN 0.00 IR Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @TAM 2.30 IR Devonta Freeman RB BUF 11 v LAC 0.00 IR

COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @TAM 36.80 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 @BUF 16.00 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @NWE 21.30 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @DAL 31.60 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @BUF 12.90 * Brian Hill RB ATL 10 v LV 5.50 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @DEN 5.40 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v SEA 4.20 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @BUF 12.00 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @IND 24.80 * Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 @NWE 1.90 * Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 v KAN 1.10 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @PHI 17.70 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v SFO 8.80 * Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @DEN 0.00 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v HOU 8.90 * Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @DET 7.00 * Joey Slye K CAR 13 @MIN 7.00 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v KAN 1.00 * Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v CHI 9.00 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 v SEA 19.20 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 @MIN 16.20 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @NWE 4.30 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v NYG 4.90 Joshua Kelley RB LAC 6 @BUF 9.50 Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @LAR 10.30 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 v BAL 2.60 Jakeem Grant WR MIA 7 @NYJ 1.50 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 v SEA 1.50 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v CHI 8.30 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 v SEA 1.10 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @CIN 0.00 Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v CAR 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @BUF 6.70 Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @PIT 0.00 Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @PIT 2.00 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 v NYG 5.00 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v BAL 8.00 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 @NWE 2.00 Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v NYG 0.00 IR David Johnson RB HOU 8 @DET 0.00 IR D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v CLE 0.00 IR La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 v MIA 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @DET 33.40 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v CHI 25.20 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 @PIT 7.00 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @PHI 11.90 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v TEN 9.50 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 @CIN 15.40 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @DET 8.50 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 v CLE 21.90 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v WAS 20.20 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 @ATL 5.40 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 @IND 7.00 * Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 v ARI 5.20 * Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 v SEA 1.60 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @MIN 6.10 * Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v KAN 10.60 * Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 @DAL 9.30 * Matt Prater K DET 5 v HOU 4.00 * Tyler Bass K BUF 11 v LAC 9.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @PHI 1.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 @NYJ 4.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @CIN 9.90 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @IND 20.30 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @TAM 3.20 Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 @NYJ 0.00 Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v LV 0.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @PHI 2.90 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @LAR 3.20 Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @PIT 17.50 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v WAS 4.10 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 v NYG 10.40 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @ATL 5.60 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 v NOR 0.00 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @CIN 3.60 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @BUF 2.60 Trey Burton TE IND 7 v TEN 10.20 Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 v CHI 12.70 Graham Gano K NYG 11 @CIN 11.00 Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v LV 16.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @IND 1.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 @DEN 5.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 v SEA 0.00 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v LAC 18.20 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v CAR 8.20 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @ATL 4.40 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v KAN 16.30 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v KAN 17.00 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v HOU 4.80 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v LV 11.00 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @TAM 8.20 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v CHI 4.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @LAR 10.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 v ARI 5.60 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 @DET 14.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v CAR 0.60 Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v BAL 5.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v MIA 3.10 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 @JAC 1.50 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 @LAR 13.30 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 @IND 0.00 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @LAR 11.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @BUF 3.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 @ATL 0.00 IR John Brown WR BUF 11 v LAC 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Taysom Hill QB NOR 6 @DEN 18.40 * Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v SFO 14.40 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v WAS 3.90 * Will Fuller WR HOU 8 @DET 32.10 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v WAS 2.10 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @DAL 9.20 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @GNB 19.40 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @CIN 12.90 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v KAN 5.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v SFO 9.00 * Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @PIT 0.00 Devontae Booker RB LV 6 @ATL 0.60 Royce Freeman RB DEN 5 v NOR 5.00 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v WAS 2.20 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 v SEA 4.70 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v LV 0.00 JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v BAL 9.70 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @NYJ 9.50 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @NWE 5.00 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v TEN 0.00 James Conner RB PIT 4 v BAL 0.00 IR

Week 13 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v NYG 17.50 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v LAR 20.50 * Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v CIN 14.10 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @TEN 16.60 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v DET 23.10 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v CLE 6.90 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @HOU 19.50 * Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @SFO 1.40 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @SFO 9.20 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @ARI 7.30 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v LAR 11.20 * DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v CIN 3.50 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @ATL 10.50 * Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 v LV 2.20 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v NOR 0.90 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 @NYJ 32.00 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v NYG 3.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v DEN 12.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @LAC 13.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v DEN 2.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @ARI 24.10 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 v CIN 15.30 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 v NWE 3.90 Mike Davis RB CAR 13 0.00 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @KAN 14.20 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 @PIT 7.80 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @KAN 2.60 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @SFO 8.30 Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 0.00 Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 0.00 T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @HOU 17.00 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @CHI 0.00 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @MIN 12.80 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 @KAN 16.40 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @KAN 5.70 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 v DET 0.00 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 @NYJ 7.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @HOU 6.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @KAN 0.00 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 @SEA 2.00 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 0.00 IR Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v WAS 21.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v DAL 13.10 * Derek Carr QB LV 6 @NYJ 34.50 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v DEN 0.00 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @TEN 5.70 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @LAC 9.50 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v PHI 23.80 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v DEN 8.80 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v PHI 24.10 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v WAS 13.10 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 v JAC 18.30 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v NYG 6.30 * Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @TEN 12.20 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @GNB 6.60 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v DEN 3.50 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @KAN 5.00 * Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 @BAL 4.40 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @PIT 1.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @ATL 3.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v NOR 14.00 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v DAL 1.00 * DeeJay Dallas RB SEA 6 v NYG 1.10 Tom Brady QB TAM 13 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @ATL 1.70 Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @ARI 3.00 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @CHI 0.00 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 0.00 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v BUF 15.50 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @ARI 13.40 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @MIA 16.20 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v PHI 3.60 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 v WAS 6.80 Josh Gordon WR SEA 6 v NYG 0.00 Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @ARI 8.40 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @ATL 3.90 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v JAC 4.00 Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 v BUF 9.20 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @TEN 3.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v CLE 3.00 Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v DAL 2.90 IR Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v DET 1.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v DEN 1.50 IR Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @ATL 0.00 IR

COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v DEN 18.60 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v NWE 6.00 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v LAR 11.80 * Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @PIT 1.40 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v NWE 6.80 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v BUF 4.30 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @ATL 15.70 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @GNB 3.10 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v NWE 4.80 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v CLE 8.70 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v NYG 8.00 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @MIN 4.10 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v JAC 13.50 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @ARI 8.50 * Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @ATL 8.80 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @CHI 8.40 * Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 v IND 8.00 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v DAL 8.00 * Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v LAR 1.00 * Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v WAS 0.00 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 @GNB 4.80 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 0.00 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v LAR 4.30 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 @MIA 3.00 David Johnson RB HOU 8 v IND 10.40 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 v NOR 1.80 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 v WAS 1.50 Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 0.00 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @GNB 0.00 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v PHI 5.00 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v LAR 0.20 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 @HOU 4.60 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 @GNB 10.50 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @SEA 1.40 Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v DAL 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v NWE 0.50 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 @MIA 1.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 0.00 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 0.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v PHI 1.00 La'Mical Perine RB NYJ 10 v LV 0.00 IR Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @MIA 0.00 IR

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v IND 21.80 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v PHI 23.00 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 v DAL 10.10 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v NYG 17.00 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 @HOU 9.20 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 @SEA 13.50 * Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v IND 6.50 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 @MIN 16.80 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @BAL 11.30 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 @NYJ 3.80 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v CLE 24.20 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v DAL 9.90 * Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 @GNB 0.00 * Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @KAN 0.50 * Trey Burton TE IND 7 @HOU 1.10 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 v PHI 9.90 * Matt Prater K DET 5 @CHI 3.00 * Tyler Bass K BUF 11 @SFO 8.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v NYG 1.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 v CIN 2.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @SEA 0.00 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v CLE 28.00 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v DEN 5.50 Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 v CIN 0.00 Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v NOR 2.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v NYG 1.10 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 v BUF 0.00 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 @MIA 5.60 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @BAL 14.60 Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 @LAC 1.50 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 @NYJ 17.40 D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 0.00 Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @SEA 3.00 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v NWE 4.30 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 0.00 Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 @PIT 15.80 Graham Gano K NYG 11 @SEA 2.00 Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v NOR 9.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v CLE 1.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 @ATL 1.00 Zach Ertz TE PHI 9 @GNB 3.10 IR

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @SFO 32.10 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v JAC 17.90 * Frank Gore RB NYJ 10 v LV 0.20 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v WAS 3.80 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @CHI 17.60 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v NOR 10.80 * Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v BUF 7.60 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v DEN 19.60 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v PHI 5.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v BUF 1.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @LAC 22.80 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 v IND 3.20 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 0.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 @NYJ 1.70 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v LV 16.70 Mike Evans WR TAM 13 0.00 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 @TEN 15.50 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v CLE 0.00 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v BUF 6.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v NWE 0.00 Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @NYJ 0.00 IR Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v JAC 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Taysom Hill QB NOR 6 @ATL 25.30 * Devontae Booker RB LV 6 @NYJ 5.10 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @BAL 9.50 * Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v NOR 9.40 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @PIT 1.40 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v DET 7.50 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v WAS 2.80 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @SEA 3.20 * Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 v LAR 4.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @HOU 4.00 * Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v DAL 26.40 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @ARI 15.40 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @BAL 2.80 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 @GNB 0.90 Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 4 v WAS 1.00 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @BAL 4.60 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 0.00 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v CIN 14.80 Ryan Succop K TAM 13 0.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @ARI 8.00 James Conner RB PIT 4 v WAS 0.00 IR

Week 14 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v NYJ 23.00 * Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 v KAN 27.40 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @CAR 9.10 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 v DEN 21.30 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 v HOU 24.50 * J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 @SFO 8.60 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @LV 31.50 * Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 v PIT 3.40 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 v PIT 19.10 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 v MIN 2.50 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 @NYG 13.60 * Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 @CAR 9.60 * Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 @PHI 8.40 * Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 @SEA 2.60 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @LAC 0.70 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v IND 7.50 * Jason Myers K SEA 6 v NYJ 8.00 * Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @LV 11.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @LAR 1.00 * New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 v ARI 0.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v NWE 15.10 Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 @NYG 17.70 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 v ATL 2.00 Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 v BAL 22.30 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v KAN 0.00 Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @JAC 34.20 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @CAR 3.10 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 v PIT 4.30 Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 v DEN 9.70 Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v GNB 0.00 T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @LV 23.60 Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v NWE 9.30 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v TEN 5.10 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v KAN 0.00 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @CAR 0.00 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 v HOU 8.30 Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v IND 7.00 Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @MIA 7.00 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @CAR 0.00 Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @MIA 3.00 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 v DEN 0.00 IR Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 @BUF 14.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 @CLE 13.30 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 v MIN 17.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @MIA 9.10 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 v BAL 23.00 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @LAR 5.00 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 @DET 7.50 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @MIA 26.10 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 @DET 20.50 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @BUF 4.00 * Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 v PIT 4.10 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v NYJ 5.20 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 @TAM 5.90 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 v NOR 4.30 * Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 v BAL 5.20 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @CAR 0.00 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 v WAS 1.30 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 @SFO 15.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 @PHI 3.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 @LAC 9.30 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 v HOU 4.00 * Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 @CLE 0.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 @PHI 0.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 @PHI 1.30 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 v MIN 0.00 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v GNB 11.00 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v NWE 0.50 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 v WAS 11.90 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 @DET 3.80 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v DAL 4.30 Jeff Wilson RB SFO 11 v WAS 10.40 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @MIA 10.00 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 @PHI 10.80 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 @BUF 5.00 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @MIA 5.20 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @TAM -1.00 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 @CIN 3.40 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 v BAL 0.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @JAC 8.00 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 @CLE 3.00 COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @MIA 22.90 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 @NYG 15.00 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v ATL 16.00 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v ATL 14.60 * Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v DAL 2.30 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 @PHI 15.40 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 v WAS 7.00 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v ATL 11.20 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 v NOR 28.60 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v NYJ 12.10 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @JAC 17.20 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @TAM 3.90 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v TEN 1.60 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 @CLE 7.80 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v NWE 3.20 * Randy Bullock K CIN 9 v DAL 0.00 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v GNB 10.30 * Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 v MIN 1.00 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 @CLE 8.00 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 v NOR 0.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 @DET 0.00 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 @NYG 5.30 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 v DEN 20.10 David Johnson RB HOU 8 @CHI 0.00 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 @SFO 0.00 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 @BUF 0.00 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 @LAC 1.50 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 v NOR 7.50 Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 v MIN 4.90 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 @NYG 1.40 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 @DET 1.90 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 v NOR 6.50 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 @LV 4.50 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 @PHI 9.70 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v ARI 3.10 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @CHI 1.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v ATL 4.10 Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 @NYG 3.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 v DEN 7.00 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @BUF 2.00

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @CHI 15.80 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 @DET 32.30 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 @CLE 17.30 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v NYJ 15.80 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @LAC 3.10 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 v ARI 7.30 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 @LV 7.50 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 v TEN 8.30 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 @CIN 11.10 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 v IND 16.00 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 @JAC 3.40 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 @CLE 14.00 * Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v ARI 3.90 * Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v ATL 0.00 * Trey Burton TE IND 7 @LV 0.00 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 @DET 9.60 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 v ARI 1.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @LAC 5.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v NYJ 3.00 * New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 @PHI 1.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v ARI 5.00 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @JAC 16.00 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @MIA 3.50 Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 v KAN 0.00 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 v WAS 0.00 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v NYJ 6.60 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @CHI 0.00 Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 v DAL 4.90 Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 v NOR 0.00 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @CAR 4.20 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 @CIN 2.30 Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 @LAR 4.70 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v IND 1.80 D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 v DEN 0.00 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 v MIN 6.20 Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 @SFO 4.30 Matt Prater K DET 5 v GNB 5.00 Tyler Bass K BUF 11 v PIT 5.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @JAC 1.00 Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 v KAN 4.00

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 v PIT 18.80 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @TAM 17.00 * Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 v MIN 14.40 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 @BUF 1.50 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 v MIN 5.60 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v GNB 4.80 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @LAC 18.40 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @MIA 19.60 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 @DET 9.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v ATL 3.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @LAR 4.60 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 @CHI 7.90 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 v GNB 3.00 Jalen Richard RB LV 6 v IND 4.10 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @SEA 0.70 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 v BAL 12.80 Deebo Samuel WR SFO 11 v WAS 0.90 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 @JAC 2.30 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 v WAS 1.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 v WAS 1.00 Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v IND 7.40 IR Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @TAM 0.00 IR

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Taysom Hill QB NOR 6 @PHI 21.30 * Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v NWE 19.40 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 @CIN 5.90 * Keke Coutee WR HOU 8 @CHI 8.40 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 @CIN 6.10 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 @SFO 2.40 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 v HOU 18.30 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v ARI 1.80 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 v MIN 6.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v NWE 9.00 * Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 @CLE 36.40 Devontae Booker RB LV 6 v IND 1.90 Ty Johnson RB NYJ 10 @SEA 1.60 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 @CIN 10.80 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 v NOR 1.70 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @LAC 0.00 JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @BUF 11.50 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v KAN 18.50 Zane Gonzalez K ARI 8 @NYG 0.00 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @LV 9.00 James Conner RB PIT 4 @BUF 1.80 IR

Playoff Week 1 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 @WAS 12.20 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v PHI 35.90 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @MIN 28.20 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @NYG 12.60 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 v HOU 15.50 * Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @GNB 6.10 * Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @GNB 2.10 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 v DET 23.20 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @DEN 14.70 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @ATL 9.60 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 v HOU 7.10 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v NYJ 3.90 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v PHI 23.00 * Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 v BUF 1.40 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 v TAM 8.10 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v LAC 21.00 * Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v LAC 7.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 @NOR 5.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 @MIA 1.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 @NOR 1.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v NYJ 15.90 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 v NWE 17.90 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 @LV 7.10 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @GNB 0.00 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 v NWE 0.00 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 v SEA 16.70 Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 v BUF 20.10 Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @DEN 8.10 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 v BUF 4.50 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @DEN 17.40 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 @BAL 4.40 Russell Gage WR ATL 10 v TAM 12.80 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v KAN 0.00 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 v NWE 0.00 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 v BUF 12.80 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 @LAR 2.10 Jason Myers K SEA 6 @WAS 8.00 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 @MIN 2.50 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 v BUF 1.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 v HOU 9.00 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 v CLE 0.00 Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 @CIN 9.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v JAC 14.10 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @ATL 25.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 @NOR 8.30 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @NYG 2.80 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 @MIA 0.00 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v CAR 21.80 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 @NOR 11.40 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v CAR 4.20 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 @CIN 11.90 * Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 @DEN 11.20 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 @WAS 3.40 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 v CHI 10.40 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @ARI 3.90 * Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @NYG 12.10 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 v BUF 0.00 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 @DAL 7.80 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 v SEA 1.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v KAN 3.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 v TAM 27.60 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @MIN 1.00 * Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v JAC 0.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v KAN 20.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v KAN 8.90 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @ATL 18.50 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 @TEN 20.20 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v NYJ 0.50 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @DAL 13.30 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v CAR 2.00 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v PIT 0.00 Jeff Wilson RB SFO 11 @DAL 12.00 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 @NOR 8.20 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v KAN 7.60 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 @CIN 0.00 Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 @NOR 6.00 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 v CHI 7.00 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v SFO 7.40 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @NYG 2.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 v DET 7.00 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v JAC 3.00 COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 @NOR 26.70 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v PHI 4.00 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 @LV 27.40 * Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 @LV 7.90 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @DAL 6.80 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v KAN 15.40 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @ARI 9.00 * Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 @LV 1.70 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 v DET 10.40 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 @WAS 4.30 * Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 @ATL 18.30 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 v CHI 7.10 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 @BAL 5.30 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v JAC 12.60 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v NYJ 15.60 * Jason Sanders K MIA 7 v NWE 2.00 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @TEN 1.80 * Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v PHI 2.00 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v JAC 8.00 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 @ARI 0.00 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 @CIN 0.00 * Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v PHI 12.60 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 @GNB 18.60 David Johnson RB HOU 8 @IND 13.30 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v PIT 21.70 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 @CIN 1.40 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v SEA 0.00 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @ARI 6.30 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 v TAM 0.90 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v PHI 3.30 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v CAR 5.60 Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 @ARI 4.90 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 v HOU 1.90 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v KAN 2.90 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v CLE 7.40 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 v PIT 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 @LV 12.50 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 @IND 6.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 @GNB 7.00 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @ATL 0.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v CAR 1.00

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 @IND 24.50 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v CAR 17.60 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 v JAC 7.80 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 @WAS 6.90 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 v TAM 1.50 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 v CLE 2.90 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 v HOU 5.40 * James Robinson RB JAC 8 @BAL 11.30 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v SFO 1.00 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 v LAC 4.90 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 v DET 20.00 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 v PIT 3.10 * Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v CLE 1.30 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @GNB 13.20 * Trey Burton TE IND 7 v HOU 0.80 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 v CAR 7.80 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 v CLE 4.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 v TAM 9.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 @WAS 2.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 v NWE 1.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v CLE 0.00 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 v DET 38.10 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 @NOR 13.60 Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 v NWE 20.70 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @DAL 2.20 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 @WAS 15.30 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 @IND 5.90 Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v JAC 9.80 Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 @ARI 3.00 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 v BUF 1.90 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v SFO 8.60 Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 @MIA 11.10 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v LAC 0.00 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 @LV 2.20 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @ATL 2.90 Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 v SEA 10.10 Matt Prater K DET 5 @TEN 5.00 Tyler Bass K BUF 11 @DEN 10.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 v DET 3.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v KAN 3.00

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @DEN 37.30 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 v CHI 21.90 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v LAC 17.40 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 @CIN 5.40 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @ATL 11.00 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @TEN 17.20 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 v TAM 22.30 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 @NOR 14.80 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v CAR 7.00 * San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @DAL 0.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 @MIA 11.80 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 @IND 0.00 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @ATL 0.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 v CHI 1.50 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 @TEN 2.30 Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 @BAL 2.20 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 @LAR 6.60 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 @NYG 7.60 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 v DET 5.20 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @DAL 8.00 Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 @LV 1.00

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v JAC 29.50 * Cam Akers RB LAR 9 v NYJ 6.30 * Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v SFO 28.20 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v SFO 14.50 * Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v SEA 7.70 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @MIN 8.30 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 @CIN 1.50 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v CLE 4.60 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @ATL 6.00 * Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v NYJ 0.00 * Taysom Hill QB NOR 6 v KAN 6.30 Devontae Booker RB LV 6 v LAC 1.20 James Conner RB PIT 4 @CIN 0.00 Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v SFO 0.00 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 @ARI 0.70 Keke Coutee WR HOU 8 @IND 11.30 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 v TAM 0.00 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 @GNB 4.80 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 v NWE 0.00 Dustin Hopkins K WAS 8 v SEA 2.00 Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 v HOU 2.00

Playoff Week 2 ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 v LAR 19.90 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 v SFO 15.50 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 @LAC 7.90 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 @NYJ 12.60 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 @JAC 18.10 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 @GNB 9.80 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 @PIT 19.40 * Zack Moss RB BUF 11 @NWE 11.70 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 @NWE 35.50 * Russell Gage WR ATL 10 @KAN 2.30 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 @PIT 6.00 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 @DET 14.40 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 v SFO 4.80 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @SEA 6.60 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 @KAN 10.70 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 v MIA 11.20 * Daniel Carlson K LV 6 v MIA 8.00 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 v ATL 6.00 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 v BUF 0.00 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 v ATL 1.00 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @SEA 10.30 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 @LV 8.10 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 v DEN 2.60 Mike Davis RB CAR 13 @WAS 8.80 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 @LV 31.90 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 @WAS 0.00 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 @LAC 0.00 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 v CAR 15.20 Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 @WAS 9.90 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 @NWE 5.20 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 v CHI 10.80 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 @LV 0.00 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 v MIN 0.00 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 @LAC 3.90 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 @LAC 6.50 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 v CLE 0.60 Jason Myers K SEA 6 v LAR 8.00 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 @JAC 18.90 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 @LAC 0.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 @PIT 5.00 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 @BAL 1.00 Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 v IND 25.00 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 v NYG 13.70 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 @DET 29.00 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 v ATL 0.00 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 @NYJ 11.20 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 v BUF 0.00 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 v TEN 10.80 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 v ATL 6.50 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 v TEN 32.20 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 v IND 13.60 * Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 @NWE 1.70 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 v LAR 4.40 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 @NOR 8.50 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 @DAL 3.80 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 v ATL 0.40 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 @LAC 11.00 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 @ARI 0.00 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 v CAR 2.00 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 v MIN 9.00 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 @KAN 20.00 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 v NYG 0.00 * Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 v NYG 0.00 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 v MIN 10.00 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 v MIN 9.60 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 @DET 12.60 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 v TAM 7.00 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @SEA 6.20 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 @ARI 3.10 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 v TEN 0.00 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @HOU 0.00 Jeff Wilson RB SFO 11 @ARI 26.40 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 v ATL 4.40 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 @NYJ 0.00 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 v IND 10.70 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 v MIN 9.50 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 @NOR 2.00 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 v PHI 2.10 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 @NYJ 0.00 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 @GNB 2.00 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 @JAC 2.00 COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 v ATL 20.10 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 v DEN 12.80 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 v DEN 16.60 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 v CIN 25.90 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 @ARI 0.00 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 v MIN 56.20 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 @DAL 14.40 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 v LAR 5.90 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 @GNB 4.30 * Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 @DAL 3.00 * Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 @DET 9.50 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 @NOR 15.70 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 v CHI 12.20 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 v NYG 7.60 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @SEA 4.90 * Jason Sanders K MIA 7 @LV 11.00 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v TAM 2.30 * Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 v SFO 1.00 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 v NYG 7.00 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 @DAL 0.00 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 v IND 2.00 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 v SFO 11.00 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 @WAS 10.70 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 v SFO 0.80 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 @HOU 13.10 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 v IND 0.00 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 v CAR 6.90 Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 v DEN 0.00 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 @KAN 6.10 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 @DAL 2.20 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 v TEN 1.40 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 v SFO 7.60 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 @PIT 3.80 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 v MIN 8.20 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @BAL 2.60 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 @HOU 0.00 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 v DEN 0.00 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 v CIN 6.00 Joey Slye K CAR 13 @WAS 1.00 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 @DET 2.00 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 v TEN 2.00

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 v CIN 27.80 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 v TEN 25.90 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 v NYG 12.20 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 v LAR 7.90 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 @KAN 5.00 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 @BAL 5.30 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 @PIT 6.40 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 v MIA 24.50 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 v PHI 12.10 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 v NYG 8.50 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 @GNB 0.00 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 @HOU 15.90 * Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @BAL 0.00 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 @WAS 3.70 * Trey Burton TE IND 7 @PIT 1.80 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 v TEN 1.70 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 @BAL 6.00 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 @KAN 2.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 v LAR 1.00 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 @LV 1.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @BAL 14.30 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 @GNB 20.50 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 v ATL 3.90 Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 @LV 0.30 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 @ARI 3.20 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 v LAR 2.60 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 v CIN 20.10 James Robinson RB JAC 8 v CHI 0.00 Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 @DAL 2.70 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 @LAC 6.10 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 v PHI 24.10 Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 v BUF 4.50 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 v MIA 0.70 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 v DEN 5.40 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 @DET 17.80 Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 v CAR 6.30 Matt Prater K DET 5 v TAM 1.00 Tyler Bass K BUF 11 @NWE 7.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 @GNB 1.00 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 v MIN 0.00

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Josh Allen QB BUF 11 @NWE 33.50 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 @NOR 14.50 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v MIA 6.90 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 v IND 5.40 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 @DET 30.10 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v TAM 1.90 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 @KAN 13.00 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 v ATL 15.80 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 v TEN 3.00 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 v DEN 2.00 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 v BUF 9.40 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 v CIN 0.00 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 @DET 0.00 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 @NOR 0.00 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 v TAM 1.00 Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 v CHI 2.60 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 v CLE 23.60 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 @NYJ 0.00 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 @GNB 9.00 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 @ARI 1.00 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 @ARI 2.00

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 v NYG 23.00 * James Conner RB PIT 4 v IND 12.60 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 v PHI 13.90 * Keke Coutee WR HOU 8 v CIN 5.40 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 v PHI 23.40 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 @JAC 10.30 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 v IND 15.60 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @BAL 7.00 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 @DET 3.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 @PIT 0.00 * Taysom Hill QB NOR 6 v MIN 9.70 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 @SEA 0.00 Devontae Booker RB LV 6 v MIA 1.90 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 v PHI 2.00 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 @DAL 1.70 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 @KAN 0.00 Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 v CAR 0.00 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 @WAS 15.80 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 @LV 5.40 Dustin Hopkins K WAS 8 v CAR 6.00 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @SEA 0.00

Offseason ASSMAN - STEVE FIGGIANI DOMINATE THE STREETS - Kevin Fagan Russell Wilson QB SEA 6 381.40 23.84 * Kyler Murray QB ARI 8 397.90 24.87 * Melvin Gordon RB DEN 5 177.40 11.09 * Nick Chubb RB CLE 9 196.70 12.29 * David Montgomery RB CHI 11 215.80 13.49 * Derrick Henry RB TEN 4 324.50 20.28 * Jonathan Taylor RB IND 7 224.80 14.05 * Zack Moss RB BUF 11 87.90 5.49 * Stefon Diggs WR BUF 11 204.60 12.79 * Russell Gage WR ATL 10 108.70 6.79 * T Y Hilton WR IND 7 111.20 6.95 * Chris Godwin WR TAM 13 126.00 7.88 * DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI 8 179.80 11.24 * Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 121.90 7.62 * Hayden Hurst TE ATL 10 96.10 6.01 * Darren Waller TE LV 6 175.60 10.98 * Daniel Carlson K LV 6 120.00 7.50 * Harrison Butker K KAN 10 106.00 6.63 * New England Patriots D/ST NWE 5 45.00 2.81 * Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 10 36.00 2.25 * Jared Goff QB LAR 9 260.20 16.26 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA 7 135.00 8.44 Kalen Ballage RB LAC 6 64.90 4.06 Mike Davis RB CAR 13 149.50 9.34 Myles Gaskin RB MIA 7 130.20 8.14 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 13 73.40 4.59 Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 5 62.00 3.88 J.D. McKissic RB WAS 8 113.60 7.10 Robby Anderson WR CAR 13 137.20 8.58 Devin Singletary RB BUF 11 111.10 6.94 Laviska Shenault Jr. WR JAC 8 99.40 6.21 DeVante Parker WR MIA 7 103.30 6.46 Michael Thomas WR NOR 6 43.90 2.74 Tim Patrick WR DEN 5 110.20 6.89 Noah Fant TE DEN 5 87.30 5.46 Breshad Perriman WR NYJ 10 75.10 4.69 Jason Myers K SEA 6 112.00 7.00 Jimmy Graham TE CHI 11 93.60 5.85 Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 5 16.00 1.00 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND 7 115.00 7.19 New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 34.00 2.13 Biker Boyz - Sean Kelly/Will Kosch Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 4 275.20 17.20 * FUCK ALL YOU - Eric Hakam J.K. Dobbins RB BAL 7 153.50 9.59 * Tom Brady QB TAM 13 346.50 21.66 * Clyde Edwards-Helair RB KAN 10 140.00 8.75 * Kareem Hunt RB CLE 9 180.50 11.28 * Damien Harris RB NWE 5 86.30 5.39 * Aaron Jones RB GNB 5 217.90 13.62 * Tyreek Hill WR KAN 10 257.10 16.07 * Davante Adams WR GNB 5 251.40 15.71 * Diontae Johnson WR PIT 4 136.00 8.50 * Cole Beasley WR BUF 11 124.70 7.79 * Tyler Lockett WR SEA 6 171.40 10.71 * Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7 192.20 12.01 * Dallas Goedert TE PHI 9 70.40 4.40 * Sammy Watkins WR KAN 10 53.40 3.34 * Brandon McManus K DEN 5 107.00 6.69 * Jordan Reed TE SFO 11 47.10 2.94 * Washington FB Team D/ST WAS 8 45.00 2.81 * Wil Lutz K NOR 6 110.00 6.88 * Matt Ryan QB ATL 10 297.60 18.60 Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 7 50.00 3.13 * Mark Ingram RB BAL 7 46.90 2.93 Drew Brees QB NOR 6 219.70 13.73 Latavius Murray RB NOR 6 113.80 7.11 Leonard Fournette RB TAM 13 99.00 6.19 D'Andre Swift RB DET 5 147.80 9.24 Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 114.50 7.16 Brandon Aiyuk WR SFO 11 125.30 7.83 Jamaal Williams RB GNB 5 96.10 6.01 Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 116.00 7.25 Jeff Wilson RB SFO 11 133.30 8.33 Mecole Hardman WR KAN 10 94.60 5.91 Jarvis Landry WR CLE 9 114.00 7.13 Eric Ebron TE PIT 4 87.80 5.49 Emmanuel Sanders WR NOR 6 103.80 6.49 Dan Bailey K MIN 7 69.00 4.31 Dalton Schultz TE DAL 10 85.50 5.34 Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 9 39.00 2.44 Stephen Gostkowski K TEN 4 99.00 6.19 Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 11 26.00 1.63 COBRA KAI - Daniel Kelly Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 10 386.80 24.18 * Glutes and Ladders - Scott Forst Austin Ekeler RB LAC 6 111.30 6.96 * Justin Herbert QB LAC 6 346.60 21.66 * David Johnson RB HOU 8 148.50 9.28 * Raheem Mostert RB SFO 11 91.70 5.73 * Alvin Kamara RB NOR 6 301.00 18.81 * Miles Sanders RB PHI 9 153.00 9.56 * D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 6 196.30 12.27 * A.J. Brown WR TEN 4 188.50 11.78 * Jalen Reagor WR PHI 9 57.20 3.58 * Antonio Brown WR TAM 13 75.40 4.71 * Adam Thielen WR MIN 7 180.00 11.25 * D.J. Chark WR JAC 8 103.60 6.48 * Mark Andrews TE BAL 7 112.10 7.01 * Robert Woods WR LAR 9 160.60 10.04 * Jason Sanders K MIA 7 137.00 8.56 * T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 110.30 6.89 * Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI 8 23.00 1.44 * Justin Tucker K BAL 7 120.00 7.50 * Carson Wentz QB PHI 9 212.60 13.29 Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 4 47.00 2.94 * Kenyan Drake RB ARI 8 172.20 10.76 Teddy Bridgewater QB CAR 13 258.90 16.18 Chase Edmonds RB ARI 8 115.30 7.21 Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 113.20 7.08 Anthony McFarland Jr RB PIT 4 16.70 1.04 Antonio Gibson RB WAS 8 170.50 10.66 Keenan Allen WR LAC 6 149.20 9.33 Brian Hill RB ATL 10 72.60 4.54 Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 9 17.50 1.09 Allen Lazard WR GNB 5 65.00 4.06 Christian Kirk WR ARI 8 104.40 6.53 Michael Pittman Jr. WR IND 7 61.90 3.87 Jared Cook TE NOR 6 95.40 5.96 Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 96.30 6.02 Randy Bullock K CIN 9 77.00 4.81 Hunter Henry TE LAC 6 85.30 5.33 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 8 102.00 6.38 Joey Slye K CAR 13 97.00 6.06 Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 13 33.00 2.06 Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 5 32.00 2.00

Knighthawk & Dragon 4:18 - DANIEL/THOMAS FIGGIANI What's My Temperature Norton? 111 - John Tampori Deshaun Watson QB HOU 8 383.40 23.96 * Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 5 397.20 24.83 * Gus Edwards RB BAL 7 121.20 7.58 * Chris Carson RB SEA 6 150.80 9.43 * Todd Gurley RB ATL 10 138.30 8.64 * Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 115.90 7.24 * Nyheim Hines RB IND 7 130.20 8.14 * Nelson Agholor WR LV 6 146.60 9.16 * Amari Cooper WR DAL 10 148.70 9.29 * Marquise Brown WR BAL 7 131.00 8.19 * Corey Davis WR TEN 4 131.40 8.21 * Tee Higgins WR CIN 9 129.60 8.10 * Golden Tate WR NYG 11 50.80 3.18 * D.J. Moore WR CAR 13 151.50 9.47 * Trey Burton TE IND 7 55.30 3.46 * Robert Tonyan TE GNB 5 124.60 7.79 * Graham Gano K NYG 11 101.00 6.31 * Younghoe Koo K ATL 10 128.00 8.00 * Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 6 28.00 1.75 * Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA 7 48.00 3.00 * Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 198.00 12.38 Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 4 351.60 21.98 Le'Veon Bell RB KAN 10 59.10 3.69 Salvon Ahmed RB MIA 7 58.00 3.63 Jerick McKinnon RB SFO 11 93.40 5.84 Carlos Hyde RB SEA 6 71.90 4.49 Brandin Cooks WR HOU 8 154.00 9.63 James Robinson RB JAC 8 203.40 12.71 Travis Fulgham WR PHI 9 80.90 5.06 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN 5 111.60 6.98 Michael Gallup WR DAL 10 117.30 7.33 Jakobi Meyers WR NWE 5 83.80 5.24 Henry Ruggs III WR LV 6 68.30 4.27 Mike Williams WR LAC 6 111.70 6.98 Rob Gronkowski TE TAM 13 104.30 6.52 Logan Thomas TE WAS 8 104.50 6.53 Matt Prater K DET 5 94.00 5.88 Tyler Bass K BUF 11 128.00 8.00 Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 4 29.00 1.81 New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 6 38.00 2.38

Little Jerry Seinfeld - Bob Hollander Player, Pos, NFL, Opp, Pts, Avg Pts, Starter Josh Allen QB BUF 11 413.40 25.84 * Dalvin Cook RB MIN 7 306.00 19.13 * Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 202.30 12.64 * Chase Claypool WR PIT 4 159.00 9.94 * Mike Evans WR TAM 13 178.60 11.16 * Marvin Jones WR DET 5 154.80 9.68 * Calvin Ridley WR ATL 10 194.90 12.18 * Travis Kelce TE KAN 10 209.60 13.10 * Mason Crosby K GNB 5 101.00 6.31 * Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 6 33.00 2.06 * Cam Newton QB NWE 5 262.70 16.42 Duke Johnson RB HOU 8 60.50 3.78 Ronald Jones II RB TAM 13 165.30 10.33 Alexander Mattison RB MIN 7 73.90 4.62 Adrian Peterson RB DET 5 112.50 7.03 Keelan Cole WR JAC 8 100.40 6.28 Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 10 117.30 7.33 Rashard Higgins WR CLE 9 83.90 5.24 Jonnu Smith TE TEN 4 99.20 6.20 Robbie Gould K SFO 11 85.00 5.31 San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 11 28.00 1.75

Penis Glenvy - Glenn Lowy Lamar Jackson QB BAL 7 348.50 21.78 * James Conner RB PIT 4 129.80 8.11 * Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 10 181.70 11.36 * Keke Coutee WR HOU 8 60.00 3.75 * CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 10 151.70 9.48 * Allen Robinson WR CHI 11 161.00 10.06 * JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 4 139.10 8.69 * Evan Engram TE NYG 11 80.00 5.00 * Ryan Succop K TAM 13 112.00 7.00 * Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 7 61.00 3.81 * Taysom Hill QB NOR 6 157.50 9.84 Cam Akers RB LAR 9 92.90 5.81 Devontae Booker RB LV 6 68.90 4.31 Tony Pollard RB DAL 10 99.30 6.21 Boston Scott RB PHI 9 73.60 4.60 Julio Jones WR ATL 10 98.10 6.13 Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8 144.80 9.05 Curtis Samuel WR CAR 13 135.40 8.46 Mike Gesicki TE MIA 7 106.30 6.64 Dustin Hopkins K WAS 8 99.00 6.19 Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 52.00 3.25