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Volume 23. Issue 16. DURHAM, N. H., FEBRUARY 9, 1933. Price Ten Cents FIRE FIGHTERS AND FIRE SWEEP OUR NIGHT CLUB CARNIVAL-WHOOPEEEE 4c”; FOR CARNIVAL HEH, HEH, HEH! SAYS CONGRESS

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Dyrham’s awreddy fer tha winta karnival! But they aint no sno nor no ice nor no likker nor no skees nor no wimmin folks nor no spessul trayns nor no -phun— thet is, not yit they aint. Hit were that around these here partz thet mebbe they mite Red Cross Feeds Refugees be sum sno if tha gology deepartmint got rite bizee and predikted sum fer tha selabrashun. These here nuw phangled sientifik Five hundred students were left homeless today when fire idees air sposd ter be durnd neer perfek. Seen as how they mite swept through the local soda sloshery leaving three dead, sixteen predik sum sno we mite git sum, and then agin we mite not. Dad injured, and a loss of ten thousand dollars. Hendersun sez thet skoolz otter teech more o’ tha stuff. We dont Deeds of individual heroism were many following the cry see whi but thin they’s lots o’ things we dont see like how we kin of fire by an unknown co-ed who sank to the floor unconscious after hev a winta karnival whin its durn neer impossabul ter do eny1 giving the alarm. Following the cry, all the inmates stampeded scatin. We sined up fer scatin fer fisicul ejercashun, but they through the side of the wall leaving death and destruction in their aint respektin our seelekshun ov sportz and so we hevter do sum wake. “ Hard Knocks,” popular balet dancer was first out and is SCENE OF CARNIVAL BALL walkin sos ter git kredit fer scatin. Now aint thet durn fulishniss. personally responsible for the saving of three co-eds who were Ezriah Howe wuz elekted chairmun ov tha kumitee ter put unable to get cut of his way and were carried through the plate tha karnival acrost, and now thet he dont ixpekt eny sno he figgers glass window in front of him. They are resting comfortably at on heving a grate ole fassund town fare. Ezriah sez they aint the local hospital although they are not expected to live. Among TERRESA FLOGBOTTOM much chanse tew do tha sames they do in tha big sities whin other heroic acts, those of “ Dodo” Droolin and “ Stale” Brennen they hev a big selabrashun, but he figgers tew giv the folks a stood out. Feigning sleep on the benches that ran along the side, rite smart time fer thair muny. Leestwize he ixpektz tew git they managed to create the impression among the panic stricken CHOSEN CARNIVAL sum muny, but if’n yew aint got eny muny, Ezriah sez he’ll take throng that there was no danger at all. Many people afterwards a cupla bags o meel fer tha cows, or a bag o twinty pennee spikes, claimed that they were actually asleep through it all. This could or mebbe a sittin hen or tew. If’n yew aint got nawthin tew giv not be proven since our correspondent could not wake them for QUEEN—IT’S A LIE! whi Ezriah sez yew air welcum jist tha same cose he nose thet questioning. this air a time ov deepreshun, leestwize thets wut they call it. The arrival of the fire department put an end to all further Whin Ezriah met with hiz kumitee tew figger owt wut tew attempts at rescue. They entered immediately upon their arrival do fer tha selabrashun whi they hed an awphul time. Ezriah sed one hour after the alarm was sounded and began the search for they otter tew hev a bewty kontest tew find owt wich womin in the fire. Unfortunately they were somewhat hindered in their BANK ROBBERS WHY WE NEED town wuz tha pritiest but Cy Jonz, who hez a wife thet wood skare activities by the protestations of phrankinstine, sed thet evry one ov tha men presint at tha meetin the proprietor who objected to ABDUCT QUEEN wood be found ded tha next day if’n thair wife wuznt pikt tha their driving the fire engine into A winnar and thet they all couldnt be pikt. Ezriah sed, sez he, I the store which they had done in Arrests Promised Within got a seelooshun fer tha mess. order to achieve greater effici­ NAVY And so folks they will be a pikin ov tha pritiest gal attha fare ency. Cleverly distracting his Twenty-four Hours as but Ezriah’s kumitee wuz foxy. They aint a goin tew do tha attention by tipping over the Police Speed to pikin. They rote tew sum ov tha fashunable moovee playars in soda fountain, they settled down Hangover Queen Not Half Rescue Holywood and got them tew promise tew pik tha winnar frum a to the serious matter of putting as Pretty as Ours— bunch ov pichars ov tha gals. And now pore Perceevul Takum out the fire. Three lines were Rumor has just been verified by the prying prowlers of this pernicious Buy American hez hed about a duzen threts ov violentz if’n he dont make good strung in but as it has since been perveyor of dirt and scandal that Tes- Goods pichars ov tha gals. Peerceevul hez been in tha pichar buzniss disclosed, no water was forth­ sie Flogbottom, Queen of the Carni­ fer nigh onta fifteen year and he sez nevar yit hez he seen a bunch coming as the city had not paid val, has been abducted by a group of Bucket Brigade Terresa Flogbottom, popular Barn­ ov wimmin so anxshus tew pruve eech othar liars about thair luks its water bill. The students rose murderous cut-throats who insinuated themselves through the throngs of yard co-ed, was elected Carnival and ages. to the need and quickly formed a bucket brigade from the nearest Queen at the Annual Carnival Sprawl pleasure seekers by the simple expe­ Cy Jonz axed Ezriah wut he wuz goin tew do abowt tha rasin dormitory and soon succeeded in pouring over ten thousand gal­ dient of tossing pineapples here and held in the new cow-barns until it got away early this morning. with hosses and skees. Well, Ezriah sed he didnt sees thair wuz lons of water into the store. The fire unfortunately was not dis­ there, with now and then a tear gas At Barnyard, Miss Flogbottom is gointew be much trubbul thair. Nobudee hed eny skees, but covered, although the proprietor sarcastically suggested that the bomb, and then humanely putting the poor sufferers out of their misery with acting captain of the Fire Company, Ezriah remembard thet whin he wuz a kid he uzd tew skee on cigar he was smoking might have been mistaken for it. president of the Safety First Club, Tommy guns. barral staves and he couldnt see whi it couldn’t be dun again. The fire was declared definitely out at three in the morning Mr. and Mrs. Eziekal Zackerias and also plays catcher on the intra- rural sofa-wrestling team, a three But Cy sed thair wasnt eny hosses in town seens how ole man after six hours of desperate battling in which the cheers of the Flogbottom, parents of the fragrant letter sport in itself. While passing Perkowt hed hirard them all tew hawl a krate ov hens tew town. students led by the cheer leader continually spurred the fire fight­ and alluring morsel from Barnyard, are expected to arrive in town at any through her junior year she was Whin they wuz all in town they wuz onlee tew hosses enyway. ers on to greater activity. halted three times for inspection by moment. Word was sent to the now Ezriah sed as how they wuznt goin tew be eny sno they didnt Three men found in evening clothes were immediately ar­ bereaved parents by dog-team as soon President J. Carp Fishsmeller and each time was given the presidential hev tew wurree enyway. Then Ezriah got a nuw idee. He sez, rested with their companions as suspicious persons and the drug as the police were formally notified approval after a short session in his sez he, whi dont we hev a chariut rase and Cy scurnful like sed, store was padlocked on the belief that it was a night club since that the disturbance had been caused by foreigners and not drug-store cow­ private office. and whi dont we hev a vawdvil show. And Ezriah not notisin tha people were evidently in the habit of going there in evening Tessie, as she is affectionately boys’ tap dancing at Gorman’s. When Carnival Queen sarcasum sed thets a grate idee Cy but we gotter plan fer tha clothes. The men arrested gave their names as Alexander Ham­ the sad news arrived in Barnyard Mr. called by the Barnyard cowlets, was chariut race furst. Cy still feelin sarcasum like sez how. And ilton, George Washington, and Charles Dickens, the women as Flogbottom promptly dropped the soused in a pair of snowshoes daintily trimmed in mud and mauve, her lav­ Ezriah sez like Gulius Seesar. Greta Garbo, Helen Keller, and Marie Antoinette. It is believed pitchfork with which he was gather­ ing eggs and demanded paper and atory school colors (Bath-wahborn, Cy sez we aint got no hosses and we aint got no chariuts* that these names are fictitious. They denied everything claiming situated in Manchester-by-the-Sewer). pencil with which to figure out Ezriah sez we aint got no hosses but we got cows, we aint got no that they did not have evening clothes on, but were dressed in, whether it wouldn’t be cheaper to get Tiger Tackles On her head she wore three expectora­ tuxedoes. a hired man than to recover Tessie tion curls and she was goosed in geese chariuts but we got a cupla pares ov ole waggan wheels we kiit greese from head to foot. From uze. Well, sah, Cy jist lay bak and laffed. Ezriah got rite nastee The Dead: Two rats found in the pockets of “ Hard Knocks” and continue to feed her. After fail­ ing to call two out of three heads the thence to there she was clothed in and sez remembar when yew spilled thet terpintine last yeer Cy battered beyond recognition. Hose pure flesh gently tinted with dust fond parent was soon enveloped in a and then Cy stopped laffin. Ezriah sez them cows ran so fer thet vale of tears which an ill wind de­ A refreshing “triangle situ­ colored dust while on her chest three snow white snow flakes melted in the yew hed tew hunt fer em for a week. posited over our fair city on Wednes­ ation” was revealed to the day night. heat of the carnival spirit. Moving Well they planned fer a chariut rase tew be held on Main members of Tau Kappa Epsilon below we find that she had a bag of While attempts were being made to Saturday afternoon when Eu­ street after tha cows hed thair furst milk tewmorrar. They prevent the news of Tessie’s elope­ peanuts and pop-corn dangling front Did She Fall or gene Flowers, ’30, inevitably and rear, while around her plump but figgerd thet with tha fellars sittin on tha axul ov tha ole wheels ment becoming public and destroying known as “Tiger,” arrived at hitched up tew tha cows and a fare tew middlin size buttul ov the spirit of carnival by turning it candid hips the latest stock market into an orgy of dancing, bloodhounds the house minus his (if you quotations were tatooed. This was terpintine handee thet thaird be a rite smart rase fer enybudy. were unleashed to trail the Queen’s must) trousers. His compan­ offered as an explanation for the If’n yew want eny more ifermashun on tha subjek ov tha fare airplane across the University Pond ion, Forrest Robinson, ’30, two- group which continually asked to be Was She Pushed allowed to look closer. She carried an jist git in tuch with Ezriah on tha teleefone and he’ll be rite anx­ star football letter man, testi­ where they immediately discovered a shus tew pleese yew if’n he kin. hamburg sandwich which was pur­ fied to the “Tiger’s” sanity exquisite back scratcher although she admitted to many observers that she loined from the Commons three weeks and sobriety, and also revealed A one act play in three lucid in­ ago. preferred to have some one else do the the door sometimes taking part of the a J.onahish battle with the scratching anyway. tervals ceiling or even an evening paper. But In an exclusive interview to the dis­ primeval elementary excesses associated press the chief of police Her escort had not been located at evening papers aren’t as bad as morn­ of fire and water. the time the paper went to press al­ “Stop,” she cried, slipping darkly ing papers— all bad things happen at divulged in a lucid moment that finger behind her eyelashes and leering out prints were discovered lurking amid The scene of the schism be­ though reports were circulating that night. Lucy knew that for she had tween “Tiger” and his apparel he was last seen headed in the gen­ around the corner. Quickly the horses heard her mother bloat out the win­ the bear hair of Miss Flogbottom’s came to a stop throwing their ermine coat, and that while they prob­ was laid at Hampton Beach dur­ eral direction of Europe. WE ARE CATERING AT THE dow, “Pity the poor sailors on a night When she led her tiny sister into haunches cringingly into space. Three like this.” But sailors are a bad lot ably didn’t mean anything and the ing the great storm which black, dark clouds rolled overhead and names of the bank-robbers were as bombarded the whole coast and the hall ten men whose identity could —everybody knows that, it’s the mo­ not be ascertained, shouted in unison CARNIVAL BALL sneered down at her but she laughed tion that makes them that way—Be­ yet unknown, there would be arrests overturned several houses, a sardonically, “Curfew shall not ring within twenty-four minutes or maybe “Tessie,” and upon seeing her sister sides everybody knows they have a cause for then1 immediate con­ rushed out of the festive hall. She tonight.” girl in every port. But nobody drinks he said twenty-four hours. Anyway, flagration. The noble “Tiger” the chief is on the trail, or will be to­ was chosen after a short but fierce Lucy Carbunkle had been born port nowadays, it’s too expensive and arrived on the scene and had WE WILL SERVE YOU AT OUR somewhat more fortunate than ordi­ morrow or the day after, as soon as campaign after which every other girl alcohol is bad for the liver. But an unruling fire hose thrust in­ there left. nary girls. Her mother had been everybody lives their own life now. he can find his badge that he lost in won’t to say in off moments, “For­ 1910, and he always gets his man. to his passive clutch by some When interviewed by our icorre- SODA FOUNTAIN What is life? Lucy paused to con­ fireman who had other more im­ spondent she shyly picked her nose tune is as Fortune does,” but then sider and as she considered she grew portant things to do at that and said, “Ay tank ay ban go home Fortune never did and they finally up like a weed— like some wild thing store. But department stores were so moment. now. Hello momma, hello poppa, I had to sell him to the old junk dealer sprouting alone shy, afraid, ashamed, bourgeoisie. Life was a department who used to wind his way slowly up lofe your bootiful countree— your tall DROP IN AT INTERMISSION blushing, cringing, craving, clutching store— palid, stationary, and lined up “Tiger” proceeded to stay buildings—your beautiful men— your the street crying, “Peanuts, and Pop­ at LIFE. Well, there she is folks all on a bargain counter. Ah, the bar­ with the hose with all the vigor corn, sold at all newstands.” And excrutiating buildings— ah Mark An­ grown up. (Those that want action gain counter of life. She mused and and brawn his one hundred and tony — Aristotle — Mussolini — and they were but nobody ever bought should begin to read now— they’ll need musing passed into a coma from which twenty pounds could muster. them, it wasn’t considered nice to buy Ahhh Joe Toolin.” When asked what to if they’re going to find the action.) there was no escape. She struggled He is not sure whether he held she meant by this last statement she in Lucy’s neighborhood. But then After the horses’ haunches had re­ (Action!) but it was all in vain, it they were a prudish group. “Prunes the hose or the hose held him. would only say “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” iterated the cobblestones Lucy dis­ was as if she were fighting some devil Anyway during the rush “Tiger” and then grunting bashfully as though and Prisms,” Lucy was won’t to say, mounted and tittered quickly up the unseen. Devils were funny creatures “Prunes and Prisms.” became separated from his she had bared her soule beyond mere stairs and well she might titter, for —they were in the Bible but they Before she was three years old she trousers. We suggest a medal nudity of feeling, quickly turned three the stairs weren’t there. Life was weren’t nice— Well, Life was like that somersaults and the next corner. had learned to say papa, puffing her like that with Lucy. Life was a row with Lucy. But after all, wasn’t it for his devotion to duty in time The College Pharmacy plump, audacious cheeks out in the at­ of stairs that weren’t there. Ah, all a matter of thinking? If you of stress and strain. At any Don’t Send for a Mail Order Catalog, tempt. It used to make the man next Life. Love. Lucy mused and mus­ thought you could, you could. Musing rate that was his story and he Buy “The New Hampshire” door very proud. 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( f t therein to fit their destined rank in Lewis, Sinclair— Ann Vickers. ers that looks like the Blue Book of Buy American Hot Dogs society, and are “decanted” instead Mabie, Mary L.—The Long Knives filmdom, with Mack Senentt heading Walked. the list as director. of being born. “Bottle of mine,” Moran and Mack, the famous “Two STUDENTS ELECTED croons the A1 Jolson of the period, MacGowan, Kenneth — Footlights Black Crows” of stage, radio, and TO ERATO SOCIETY “ it’s you I’ve alv&tys w anted!” . . A Across America. film fame head the list with Ernest square meal for these people is two Olivier, Edith—Mr. Chilvester’; Torrence, Charlie Murray, Wallace Ford, Maria Alba, Marjorie Beebe, pills and a cup of coffee, and their Daughters. Lorraine Raitt, ’35, Derry Village; Alexander Carr, Herman Bing, Luis Isabelle Alden, ’36, Hampton; James most strenuous exercise is obstacle Oppenheim, E. P.—The Ostrekoff Alberni, Matt McHugh, and “Jackie,” Anton, ’36, Concord; Frank Malone, golf. The old and new civilizations Jewels. the lion with the human brain in the ’34, Tilton, were elected to member­ are brought into juxtaposition and Planck, Max—Where Is Science supporting cast which also includes ship in the poetry club, Erato, at a the entire personnel of an ocean liner illuminatingly contrasted by introduc­ Going? recent meeting at Mr. Hill’s studio. and a three-ring circus. Students are chosen according to ing a character who has been so iso­ Regier, C. C.—The Era of the Muck It would be a hopeless task to at­ lated as to have acquired none of the rakers. tempt to describe in detail the plot of their ability in writing poetry, and memebrship in this club is limited to O characteristics of the age, and the Rolvaag, O. E.— The Boat of Longing “Hypnotized.” Suffice it to state nine students. Twenty-eight applied, most serious and best portions of the that it deals with a hypnotist who Sedgwick, Henry D.—The Black puts an elephant trainer and his and the four elected were chosen to book have to do with his dilemma Prince. colored helper into a trance and at­ fill vacancies resulting because of the when confronted with the change. tempts to kidnap them on the eve of graduation of several members. Gor­ Smith, Nowell C.—Notes on The don Tolman, ’32, and Charles M. It is an admirable satire of our Testaments of Beauty. the trainer’s wedding. It’s a mad, merry concoction dealing in laugh­ Walker, ’32, were former members present mechanistic trend, if one Stuart, D. M.—Men and Women of ter by the wholesale, the kind of a who graduated in June, and Charles chooses to take it as such, but prob­ Plantagenet England. comedy cyclone that is only made Strauss has transferred to Dart­ mouth. ably the author had no other purpose Stuart, Francis— The Coloured Dome when Mack Sennett makes it. than that of amiable speculation. Ward, Christopher— A Yankee Rover Mr. Huxley has none too good an Don’t Send for a Mail Order Catalog, Use American Money Wells, H. G.—The Bulpington of opinion of any civilization, if we are Blup. Buy “The New Hampshire” (If you have any) to judge from the bulk of his pub­ Zweig, Arnold—Young Woman of lished work, and his standards are not 1914. quite clear. He is, with some notable exceptions, something of a cynic, and Buy American Fish the subject of his vicious attacks is usually limited, rather vaguely, to things in general. story of a cobbler who would use only A llen’s E ating C lub Sinclair Lewis’s new novel, “Anne the best leather and the best work­ manship in his shop, and who, because 18 MILL ROAD Vickers,” the story of a successfully he could not compete with cheap fac­ emancipated woman, has been pub­ tory labor, worked himself into his lished, and the library has two copies. grave. It may be that there is a par­ SPECIAL DINNERS It has been reported to be as good as allel between the end of the cobbler and the end of Galsworthy. Possibly — for — Main Street” and “Arrowsmith.” We his last book is a departure from his trust that we will be able to approach customary standard, but nothing can CARNIVAL GUESTS n it with an open mind, but we have detract from the splendour of his rep­ waxed sentimental since reading utation. John Galsworthy is dead, Sic Transit Gloria. Take him for all “Brave New World,” and are inclined in all, he was a man. We shall not (THURSDAY TO SUNDAY) to look askance at emancipated wom­ meet his like again. . . en. It was this being produced in a The Modern Library published last test tube that was too much for our year an edition of “A High Wind in sense of tradition to compass. Jamaica,” by Richard Hughes, and 12-Meal Ticket: $5 No Charge for Seconds we discovered the book and the author Having regarded the creator of with somewhat the same feelings that Soames Forsyte and his family with we experienced when we read the first something like awe ever since “The short story by Saki. It will be a de Forsyte Saga” and “A Modern Com­ lightful cathartic for those who are inclined to take their child psychology edy” were published, we were looking too seriously. Roughly speaking, it forward to having a good time when is the «^ ry of a pirate crew who find we read “Flowering Wilderness.” We their good-nature imposed upon by a family of children whom they have W E L C O M E I have read it, but we didn’t have a had the misfortune to capture. There good time at all. The book is John Carnival Guest; is a great deal more to it than that, Galsworthy diluted just enough to but Mr. Hughes must be allowed to spoil the flavour entirely. As a subtle speak for each reader. To quote Isa­ Carnival Guests de-bunking of the Rule Britannia bel Paterson, who writes a preface to the Modern Library edition: “The complex, the story seems authentic fascination of The Innocent Voyage While in town visit the enough, but the clear-cut character­ (the name under which the book was ization, the concise detail, and the in­ first published) is that it is a tragi­ evitable phrasing of Galsworthy at comedy of Good and Evil, to which each reader must supply his own his best is sadly lacking. moral.” STRAND BOWLING The story is that of a young Eng­ H. M. Tomlinson will publish a new Bilkat lish poet who, during a journey in novel in March, called “The Snows of Arabia, renounces Christianity under Helicon.” Here again will be an anti­ the persuasive influence of a nervous dote for Technocracy if the author is ALLEY fanatic of the Moslem faith who points maintaining his usual standard and for — prejudices. Those of us who remem a loaded revolver at him and tells him ber books like “ Gallion’s Reach,” have to recant or else. The Englishman, been waiting for something like this Ladies’ and Gents’ Bowling not believing in Christianity or any for a long time. In the midst of the other faith particularly, sensibly contemporary whirlpool of moral and Hot Drinks and Delicious Sandwiches enough recants. He wasn’t given material change, it is good to remem­ TEL. 8246, ROGER M. MERRILL, Mgr. 3f ber the final words of Jim Colet in much time to think it over, and it that book: “The ghosts we know gov­ 3 seemed the thing to do at the moment. ern us. There’s no fun for us unless (Continued on Page 7) we obey the order we know.” THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933. STOCK MARKET SLUMPS AFTER RALLY INDUSTRIALS, BANKING, AND INSURANCES SAG RUGG AMUSEMENT PULLS UP LIST Presence of Gold-Diggers in Durham Given as Cause for Slump

by the Financial Editor Despite the strength in gold issues, DURHAM BULL the stock market slumped today in a We like sports . .. Do you like sports? general reactionary trend due to the increased number of gold-diggers in 13th National Bank Durham. Bulletin activities were ex­ Friends, if any, this is what we have left every week. This time we give it to you. Free! ceptionally in evidence when it was learned that the new cow-barns will JITNEY PLAYERS be built this year, but toward the end TEMPLE AND INH LAWRENCE TIES FRATERNITIES 13th National of the day the general price level seemed to be under pressure. Rogers BOW TO HUSKIES FROSH SEXTET ENTER F0RENSICS PRESENT DRAMA & Toolin, local brokers, attributed this slump to the fact that bear activities Bank Forecloses were reported in the College woods. Coach Miller to Send Team Poor Ice Hampers Contest Thirteen Greek Orders to Eighteenth Century Comedy Durham. Bullish activities were ex­ to Represent U. N. H. in —Schipper, Mannion and Debate on Question That by Sheridan Gives Witty fused to be disturbed and bought in Indoor Track Meet Robinson Score for Bi-party System Has Dialogue and Intrigue On University at any price from two to five dollars at Boston Garden Kitten Pucksters a quart. Outlived Its Day as Students Applaud The long term bond issue of the Coach Alfred Miller is sending a Coach Harry Croke’s freshman City of Durham for three days at 75 team to represent the University of hockey sextet were forced to be con­ Three sororities and ten fraternities That unique organization, The Jit­ per cent., which local brokers floated, New Hampshire at the forty-fourth tented with a 3-3 tie with Lawrence are competing in interfraternity de­ ney Players, gave a performance of UNH FAILS TO quickly sank, but was salvaged by a annual indoor track meet of the Bos­ Academy Tuesday afternoon in a chosen by the fraternity debate ton Athletic Association in the Bos­ slow game on the varsity rink. The bates this year. The subject was Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s “A Trip mortgage on the Water Tower. Bids ton Garden, Saturday. Last week the contest was greatly hampered by very groups themselves—it is to be—Re­ to Scarborough,” here in Durham on E ra to 0RTGAGE opened at $.10 a share, rose to $.11, varsity mile relay team lost a close poor ice, and the condition of the rink solved: That Our Bi-Party System Wednesday evening, February 8. The and finally fell to $.015 until the mort­ race to Northeastern and defeated the at the end of the game made an extra of Government Has Outlived Its Use­ cast, which is directed by Mr. Bush- gage was obtained. The bonds then team representing Temple University. period impossible. fulness. nell Cheyney, did complete justice to Hetzel and Fairchild Halls rallied to $.016. Although the indoor track team has Captain Schipper scored for the All reference material for the de­ the play. The play itself is a riotous Pettee’s Utilities opened at 475, made what appears as a poor showing, Kittens in the middle of the first bate will be placed on reserve in the This is a true tale of a true cow Sold to Durham Boys’ it has been compelled to compete , College Library. The debaters are comedy of the eighteenth century rose to a new high for the week at stanza on a freak shot from the cen­ owned by a chap at Penn State who Club for New Head­ against the best teams and men in ter of the ice as the puck bounded not, however, limited to these—but manners, crammed with intrigue, del­ 497, but closed at 478. Holt’s Sand­ the country. Northeastern, to whom can seek material anywhere profit­ cut a window in her side and fitted in quarters down the ice and bounced into the icate humor, sparkling and witty dia­ wich Corporation opened at $.00004, the varsity mile relay team has lost net. Heyliger of Lawrence Acad­ able. window shades. She lived two years logue, and is one of Sheridan’s better climbed to $.00006, and closed up two races, has one of the best teams emy tied the score 1-1 as he scored un­ The schedule is as follows: On and then died of infection. Once again T h e N e w H a m p s h ir e that any university ever had. In the February 14: Alpha Xi Delta, host, assisted from scrimmage. McDen- efforts in the field of drama. comes through with a startling story %/%. last race the team ran fully five sec­ vs. Pi Lambda Sigma; Phi Alpha, Chaucerian Progress mott put the visitors in the lead as he The organization itself is of pe­ Durham Subway got off to an early onds faster and defeated Temple by host, vs. Delta Epsilon Pi; Tau Kappa which will vitally concern each and scored early in the second stanza, but I know a cow in whose fair side start, opening at 211. But with gen­ half a lap and losing to Northeastern goals by Mannion and Robinson gave Epsilon, host, vs. Phi Delta Upsilon; culiar interest, since it is one of the every student. The Thirteenth Na­ Her master cut out a window wide eral fall in issues it dropped off 3 by only a narrow margin. The same the Wild Kittens a 3-2 advantage at Alpha Kappa Pi, host, vs. Phi Mu few remaining companies of touring tional Bank of Durham announces the Delta. On February 21 the quarter And fitted in a pane of glass points. Gorman’s Warehouse followed Blue and White relay team, composed the end of the second period. Hoy- players left in the United States. foreclosure of the mortgage on all the of Warren Pike, “Bill” Benedict, Guy finals will be held. The semi-finals liger scored his second goal for Law­ The company carries with it, its own With shades to pull at night. suit, falling off to $.50. Congreve, will be given on February 28, and the University buildings to make up the Mann, and “Ted” Darling again has rence Academy a minute after the His guests he asked to come and see preferred, was an exception. Opening been matched with Northeastern. The opening of the final session and in date for the final debate will be fixed specially designed scenery, which is deficit incurred by one of our promi­ low at IV2 , it rose to 2%, and closed Wildcat quartet has shown consider­ doing so tied it 3-3. In the remain­ and announced on, or before, Febru­ constructed to fit any stage, and is a The infinite variety, nent student organizations. Accord­ with a Vz point gain. able improvement in the last week ing time both teams made a desperate ary 28. complete traveling theatre. Bushnell That by the little window’d pass ing to the bank officials the buildings and will give their Huskie rivals a It is the duty of each host frater­ attempt to break the deadlock, but Cheyney and his wife, Alice Keating, On fields of pink and white. will now all be used for amusement Whereas utilities, banks, insurance real race. the defenses tightened, and neither nity to secure a judge for the debate; of various sorts. and industrials fell off after the early Other New Hampshire entrants in faculty members, members of Tau conceived of the idea ten years ago team scored. Hetzel and Fairchild Halls will be rally, the amusement corporations the meet are: Cunningham and Ban- Captain Schipper and Corosa played Kappa Alpha, and varsity debaters all when they were traveling on their Blue berries strung on strands of hay, sold to the Durham Boys’ Club, who gained steadily in spite of the general non in the Major F. H. Briggs invita­ well for the frosh, while Wilson and being eligible. The name of this honeymoon, and since that time the Heads down, stalked by in sad array, have been granted an option on ac­ judge is to be submitted to the Di­ slump. Local brokers attributed this tion 45 meters high hurdles; deMoul^ success of the traveling company has Or, feeling bright, would run a bit count of their remarkable work in pied, a possibility in the two miles rector of Forensics at least four days pulling for the Toolin faction in the to Carnival activities. before each debate. Should any fra­ increased yearly. They give per­ To catch up with an ant. run for the G. B. W illiams trophy; recent election. The following is a list of the local Bertelson in the high jump; Benedict Team races have been arranged for ternity fail to select a judge the Di­ formances especially on the stages of Agrasshopper of solemn look teams representing Harvard, Yale, Commons will be made into a night quotations, coming direct from the and Darling in the invitation 1,000 rector is to be notified, and he will And nose with an enormous hook Princeton, Holy Cross, New York A. schools and colleges. club de luxe. A floor show will be yards run. There are three New arbitrarily choose one. closing prices quoted by the Durham C., B. A. A., Newark A. C., Millrose Was demonstrating all his wit. put on by the tepid Teeeks led by Kid­ England championship events to be The Edward Monroe Stone $50 This play was the fifth in the series Stock Exchange through the courtesy A. C., New York University, Colby, Imagine that! I can’t. der, whose marvelous footwork has run off, New Hampshire having en­ prize cup will be offered again this of entertainments which is on the of Rogers & Toolin, local brokers: Massachusetts state, Rhode Island, year. That house receiving it three caused thousands to keep an eye on trants in two of them. Cunningham, Dartmouth, Williams, Northeastern, schedule of the Lyceum Course for his hands. (Vas you dere, Sharlie?) Stock Issue High L ow Close Clark, Banonn, and Foie ayre entered years in succession will become its Andover, Exeter, Meadowbrook Club, the 1932-1933. season. A beetle tip-toed to the sill, The new night club will be under the Alpha Grabba Hoe in the 40 meters dash, and deMoulpied permanent possessor. Harvester Co. Boston University, University of New Who looked as if he might be ill, management of the Rugg Amusement 10 7 y2 7% Murray in the 1,000 yards run. There Amalgamated Boo­ Hampshire, Tufts, Worcester Poly­ And smelt the potted roses there Corporation which seems to be its ing Corp. Use American Money 22% 20% 21 will be a freshman relay team com­ tech, University of Pennsylvania, only drawback. It is hoped that this Alpha See Delta posed of McLean, Spear, Hatch, and As if he liked the smell. Plumbing Co. Brown University, Bowdoin, Bates, (If you have any) Books club will fill a long felt need which lY z 1% 1% Durgin. Durgin is a new member of Or maybe he felt pressed and tried A m erican F, i r e - Amherst, University of Maine, Bos­ the bleachers have been doing, some­ the squad, having been out for only (Continued from Page 2) water, Inc. 3 a 2% 2% ton College, and M. I. T. And liked the look of things outside, what inadequately at times, up to the Azure Tissue Co. 19% 14 15 y4 a week, but Coach Miller considered Buy American Fish For beetles are not ones to bear present. Bleachers’ Fidelity Trust him good enough for the team. (frozen assets) Buy American Hot Dogs After that he comes back to England Their trials very well. Thompson Hall, that staunch old Bookstore, p re ­ and falls in love with an ordinary building soaked in tradition and ferred 7,000 5,000 7,000 whose stairways are worn by the Bonds of Durham .0002 .0001 .00015 Heyliger took the honors for the visi­ enough sort of girl, and they would College Woods Trust % But there were many other things, tread of many feet, will be made into % & tors. have lived happily ever after had it C. W . T. R ubber Saturday morning the freshman Like husks of corn and horse-fly a home for aged and infirm rats. Corp. 5% 1V4. 1 not been for the family and friends Commons, preferred y2 V* % and varsity hockey teams will meet wings, Many are now housed in the building Congreve, common 2 1 1 the M. I. T. freshmen and varsity getting wind of the recantation. From That got no sympathy at all. . . temporarily and are taken advantage Congreve, preferred 3 3 3 sextets before the Carnival guests on of by the Zoology department. Every Cotton Hammers, then on there is the very devil to pay. They always acted tight. Ltd. 76 69 70 the University rink at 10:00 o’clock modern convenience will be installed Dartmouth Daily 1 0 0 sharp. Although there is unmistakably the There’s just one thing I’m worried at. that will add to the comfort of these Durable Stockings Co. ARATAB The summary: Galsworthy genius in the presenta­ (Oh, call me kitty, call me cat!) aged rates some of whom have de­ (no sales) voted their entire lives to the advance­ Darling Rubber tion, the people of this drama are in­ I doubt if any cow’d recall Corp. %% y* NEW HAMPSHIRE ment of science. Mrs. Imar Ratinski Durham Bull (if LAWRENCE ACADEMY sufficiently alive. They need to have The window shades at night. will serve as matron of this new you have any, their weak nerves astonished, to para­ unload) 1% 1 1 Gaw, rw rw, McDermott Theadora C. Libbey. home. Ed Newell Holding Corosa, lw lw, Burgess phrase one of the elder Forsytes. The Congreve Hall, that noted em­ Co. 8 7 8 ■ Schipper, c c, Heyliger pot was only simmering when this porium of feline pulchritude, will be­ English Dept. 72 69 69 come a resting place for the un­ Edgewater Beach Mitchener, rd rd, Markell book was written. Club 234 232 233 Pederzani, Id Id, Sullivan employed. This will answer a crying Eepslay, Ltd. 109 107 108 And now John Galsworthv is dead; need both from the unemployed’s Faculty Club (no Weir, g g, Wilson change) 1 1 1 The newest, New Hampshire spares: Robinson, his death, we are told, was brought on standpoint and also from the perma­ Fie Moo Dilly Maninon, Hazzard. Lawrence Acad­ by an attack of anaemia resulting nent inmates. It is thought by the L aw n A^ss’n 3 1 2 promoters of this idea that it will Fine Necking In­ emy spares: Webber, Hamilton, Mc­ from prolonged over-work. We are surance Co. 53 49 52 Bride, Horkins. Goals by: Schipper, keep the men off the streets so that Fraternity Life Ins. 313 311 312 Heyliger 2, McDermott, Robinson, reminded of his story: “ Quality”—the some of the congestion in Durham First National Bank, Durham 9 7 Maninon. Timers: McSwiney and will be alleviated. Applications to 8% join the army of unemployed may be Gorman’s Ware­ Maxwell. Scorer: B. Tower. Referees: Don’t Send for a Mail Order Catalog house 1250 .50 .50 Nute and Russell. Time: 3 15m procured at the M ayor’s office. It Granite (passed Buy “The New Hampshire” has been rumored that the supply is dividends) aspirations % m inus Wing in periods. Grant’s Emporium 21 1 2 somewhat limited as the Mayor has Harris Fidelity & reserved the right to act as the rep­ Trust .02 .01 .005 resentative of the unemployed for all Highball Burping Corp. 87 85 86 mhirts! %i of the city officials. Holt Sandwiches Many of the older buildings will Corp. .0006 .0004 .004125 be torn down in the hope of finding Interurban Subway of Durham 211 208 208 some more pre-war liquor which it is Merritt Agricultur­ assumed can be readily gotten rid of at al Food 1% % 1 a profit. Other buildings will be used Military Science EXTRA Week-end SPECIALS Dept. Vz % % as amusement places of various sorts Marvelous Imports 1 1 1 Tab-collar shirts are sweeping the country— and in the hope of keeping a few students Pettee’s Utilities 497 475 478 Prof. Partridge when you see the new Aratab you’ll know why. All on campus over week-ends. History Course 75 60 60 Monarch Toffies...... 25c lb. Prof. Schoedinger’s the trim, sm^rt fit of a starched collar—with all the The Spring Concert of the Combined Eng. Lit. 68 35 51 Nice Fresh Chocolates Rugg Amusement ...... 39c lb. University Glee Clubs and Orchestra Corp. 6 comfort of a soft collar. We have a wonderful se­ will be given sometime in May. An Sappa Keg Trap Co. 7 Homestead Pkg. Chocolates Scott, common (frozen lection—white, fine English stripes, fancy patterns ...... 27c lb. unusual program of ancient and mod­ assets) ern choral works will be presented, Scott, preferred (grad­ and plain colors. Every one Sanforized-Shrunk— Fresh Potato Chips among them the beautiful “ Crucifixes” ually liquidating) ...... 45c lb. Smith, common 10 11 of Lotti from the 16th century, two p.m. guaranteed to fit permanently or your money back. Elizabethan Madrizals from Gibbons Smith, preferred 22 19 19 Drop in at and Morley, and two modern choral Student Council, The Aratab is priced from $1.95. Inc. 107 % % works: one of which is the beautiful The Golden Bull (in “Nuns of the Perpetual Adoration” receivership) of Professor E. B. Hull of Harvard The New Hampshire (our fate is in your Robert’s Corner written for women’s voices. hands) The orchestra will present numbers Thirty Cry Laundry from Wagner, Sibelins, Mozart, and (no dirt) Teke Pink Tea Co. 2 1 1 % Chabuer. Torrid Zone Corp. 7 2 4 GT/ Professor Manton has just had re­ Water Tower Drip­ Grocery pings (no bids leased from the publishers his 25th received) work, Alan Seezar’s “In Memoriam,” Wildcat Drugs 17 14 16 TOWN HALL BLDG. set to music for the solo voice. Your Intellect 1 0 y* BRAD MclNTIRE Tatch Club of Dur­ Here is a Picture of that Pink ham 44 40 40 Use American Money Zee Goood Time for Elephant You’re Going to See (If you have any) E veryone 15,000 15,000 15,000 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933. COCKTAIL SHTUFF CONFISCATED Hie! GANGSTERS SLAY INCIDENTALLY POLICE CHIEF Nuts FOUR DURHAM Morn, noon and night OVERCOME BUT Night and morn Night or morn Now and then STU DENTS—TSK God knows when DOES HIS DUTY Amen. HEADLINE IN NEXT ISSUE When the president of a college is WHY WEAR The wofas (pronounced woof-us) is kidnapped, why shouldn’t one call it a rare animal inhabiting that portion petty larceny? Wheeeeeee— (quoting STEEL DOORS of Alaska which has recently been ex­ Ernie Werner), no hic-sult intended, A TRUSS plored thoroughly by Professor Knit a mere play on words. Hwit, of Koo Koo. The following ac­ count of the creature is given in his FAIL TO HOLD book, Curious Animals I Have Seen. Where is Mr. Toolin’s “more whole­ Solomon and Diamond are some recreation?” “It is not yet certain to what order Suspected — We Know of mammals the wofas belongs. It has ‘Nertz” Bleated the Bums Who Did it But short front limbs, long rear limbs, and From our walls as They Sheepishly an extremely long neck and tail. Its God made the earth, Always Gets His Man We Won’t Tell head is about half way between that And rested. Strolled Away of an elephant and Red Bucknam’s. God made man, H o-hum ! It is covered with orchid fur, which And rested. Police seized enormous cocktail vi­ For three long weeks nothing was East side gangsters raced madly grows in the opposite direction from THEN, God made woman- great oak beneath the hunter’s knife. brating equipment in the Faculty Club heard of Don. But one day he sent down Main street, during the noon­ that of other animals, and great care And since then She slipped briefly into her night­ when they swooped forth in a last a letter to Nellie, requesting that she day rush hour today in a Model T, must be taken not to rub its fur the Neither God, gown and then stepped bravely to the minute attempt to clear the atmos­ send his college diploma. Nellie was hotly pursued by Durham’s police wrong way. Nor man, window ripping three curtains down phere of our city of the all pervading a good girl. She did. She did send force (all one of him), and poured a “The wofas is noted for its blowing Has rested. in rapid succession. Whipping a sheet influence of vice-joints and dens of his diploma and thus armed he made volley of bull into the crowd in an at­ ability. It, blows out the lights every from her back pocket she snarled and iniquity prior to Carnival. his way to Durham. It was here that tempt to kill one of our Deans and night after its master goes to bed. It wrapped herself up in the sheet and After battering down all six steel Our motto: “Wear a mustache and he met Lucy. some of the rival gang, the West also blows out burning buildings, and the curtains. Lucy was ready for doors at the entrances and killing of keep a stiff upper lip.” With no slam Standing in the drug store and siders. Four persons were killed and so forth. bed. But then, that’s life, you know. the old guard the chief was finally at the faculty club. manfully gulping a root beer, he three injured. Those killed: Oscar “As the wofas is very gentle, each She snuggled under the glowing able to get in through a window just leered across the counter at Lucy. Droolin, T. “Oil” Urnsbay, “Hot-cha” well-to-do, Eskimo family has one for warmth of her one sheet. This was in time to see the sinful paraphernalia “Well, my pretty maid, what might Coyne, and “Flub-a-dub” Barker. a companion to the children. The The doughboys of yesterday, may the Eve of St. Agnes! This was the being loaded into a truck at the rear be your name?” he questioned with an Those injured: “ Society” Rugg, “Bum- Dums, the leading family in the vil­ we repeat, are the breadline boys of night that if you dreamed of your door by the degraded cohorts of satan evil twinkle in his eye. bum” Fletcher, “ Ossified” Owday. lage of Hi, had an unusually intelli­ tomorrow. lover you would marry him. She and his legion of vice. “It might be Cleopatra,” she en­ This motley crowd was listening to gent wofas named Willie. One after­ closed her dreamy eyes, clenched her When called upon by representa­ lightened him in a sweet soprano voice “Society” Rugg expound on why and noon, three-year-old Dam Dum fell sensual lips, puckered her ivory teeth, are now living in New York so Don tives of the press the chief was finally that had just turned the corner of how men go wrong in the big city, into the river. Willie was worried. And a bird in the hand gathers no and sighed, “I am so glad that I use can be near his profession). cuffed into consciousness sufficiently prosperity and was headed for de­ especially college students, as evi­ He saw that no one could reach the moss. Pepsodent!” The cynical man in the Each morning as she arose, she did to be able to stop saying “Aw go pression. “But it’s really Lucy.” denced by his picture in the Boston child in time to save him, and Willie moon sneered down upon her and cast the washing, the housework, the iron­ way,” and state that until he was so “Not Lucy!” he exclaimed aston­ Advertiser last Sunday. Suddenly the was unable to swim. However, he Victims of pre-mature technocracy a golden light into the room. As she ing, the shopping, while Don just ran expurgated interrupted he was sleep­ ished. ganster’s Ford came rattling down used his remarkable blowing powers, and incidentally, members of the fact- bathed (she did bathe once a year) — the elevator. It was a horrible life ing like an innocent child secure in “Yes,” she declared firmly. the street with the police Whippet in and blew back the water until some­ as she bathed in this luxurious light and she soon became disgusted with the knowledge that if Durham was ulty, lend me your beers, for it seems “No!” he shouted, his voice rising hot pursuit. The crowd ran (or one could rescue the child. that this world of ours has gone the she gradually slipped (or was she her worthless husband, who had now clean enough for him the others could to a shriek. staggered), but before it could get to “Each town has a public wofas for pushed) into blissful slumber. Golden taken to eating crackers in bed. go hie themselves hither and yon and way of stock-creshes and no more “Yes!” she insisted three octaves cover the killers were upon them, the children of the poor to exercise credit at Gorman’s. We are hic- thoughts wrapped in scarlet velvet Many was the time that she con­ anyway, Didn’t he raid the bleachers higher. firing volley after volley of good old on. They shimmy up its tail—which sulted. Our idealistic thoughts have flowed gently through her mind until templated secretly in her innermost when McKinley was elected or was it Durham bull at them. ‘“Droopy- is not difficult since the hair on it taken a tobogganish incline. But why they formed into a beautiful dream of This continued for six days and six thought to divorce him. But her lily Lincoln? drawers” Darling, notorious criminal grows upwards, slide down its slop­ should we mourn because we can’t buy her lover, Don Babbitt. nights, but on the seventh they rested. white — 1 her unstained conscience They then decided to be friends. On and one of those “on the spot,” let out ing back, and land on its head, which Lake Placid, with Northwood Lake, Came the morning. It always does. always took her back to the same the eighth they fell in love with one a squawk and lit out for the Theta acts as a shock absorber. and all its eminent week-endish qual­ And with it came the honeyed recol­ noble path of self-sacrifice. Life was birds reclined snuggling in one an­ another. Cry house and did the fastest quar- “Occasionally the wofas has a ities, minus Louis, at our dorm-door, lection of her golden dream of Don. like that with Lucy; just one lily other’s arms. ter-mile of his career. “Microbe” blowing fit, and blows at everything so to speak. Ah, but Don was a villain. Years Lucy was sincere, but Don had white conscience after another. Then “Darling,” he murmured, “will you Newell, who was contemplating it sees. It has been known to blow ago, back in ought eight, Don had deep, dark, and unconventional de­ one day a Fuller Brush salesman always love me as you do now?” whether he should hold hands or go away a hut with its inhabitants, a snooked into the bedroom of little signs upon her. Her mother owned came to the door. He was handsome, “ Of course, dear,” she assured him, skiing, made up his mind upon the Speaking of minuses, if you per­ a house. It was worth a tidy sum. wore a mustache, chewed tobacco and as she sweetly caressed his lips with forest, or a mountain. When the mit, the other day at one of the phys­ Nellie Doolittle in North Overshoe. It arrival of the gangsters and went wofases were first domesticated, a was a dark night, the wind blew, the Don, the villain, thought that once had all of the desirable traits of a hers like the touch of soft rich velvet skiing. “News-sniffer” Griffith, man­ ics classes someone created a vacuum having married the gal he could sell gentleman. against the cheek. They embraced. large amount of damage was done in and when the whatsits were separated, snow flew, the dew dewed, and so did aging editor of T h e N e w H a m p s h i r e , the old homestead and play the stock He said nice things to Lucy. He He kissed her eyes passionately, her this way. At the present time, all the Louis fell out. Don. It was a horrible night, fit for calmly remained on the scene all wofases whose I. Q.’s are sufficiently a horrible deed. In the inky darkness market. So he wooed, she wooed, came in, took off his coat, and rolled lips, her cheeks, her neck,...... alone and took notes. The murder high, are taught to let the public of the room the villain groped his way they wooed, we wooed, and so on until ud his sleeves. He was not like Don! Suddenly there was a burst of car careened down the street leaving know when they feel one of these fits And Prosperity may be around the toward the bed. He reached the bed. one day they both woke up in bed He was a gentleman. You could see pounding upon the front door. Was a bull strewn crowd in its wake, and coming on by touching their heads to corner but you’re also certain of the Not a sound could be heard. All was together. They were married. So that by his manners. that Don? Her Husband! (Action) turned toward Newmarket. The po­ the ground and saying, ‘W of’, rapidly fact Louis is likely to be there waiting silence. He knelt down, ran his hands little children never, never drink any­ “Have a cocktail?” asked Lucy (To be continued next week) lice Whippet spitted and sputtered three times. Whenever anyone notices to see if you have a license from Dean searchingly along the edge, and then thing but tea; you might get mar­ hospitably. (She was sophisticated Read this devastating romance of and failed to function according to a wofas doing this, he binds the wofas’ Alexander to drive that car during down and down farther. He struck a ried ! now by the wild life of dissipation love, poverty, and life in T h e N e w the conventional mechanical ethics and neck with some rawhide which he Carnival. And then they led us match, looked under the bed. It Don was having his ups and downs with Don.) H a m p s h i r e (sold at all news stands) lost the race. The Ford won by vir­ carries for this purpose. This pre­ gently away...... wasn’t there! “Curses!” he cursed. as a husband; he was an elevator “Don’t mind if I do,” accepted the each week. There is no more power­ tue of its excellent jockey. vents the wofas from expelling the Frantically he ran to the clothes man. The salarv was not big, but the Fuller Brush man. ful and gripping author than the au­ The police attribute the failure to air from its huge lungs rapidly closet. There was the suitcase. He job was honest, and that was what Time passed. thor of this lively, sexy, and clean capture the gangsters to the fact that And may we add that we prefer an There were five empty bottles upon story. Was that her husband? enough to be dangerous. Broot, the asylum with padded radios and steam took his toothbrush and threw it into Lucy desired above all else. They the police car carried the entire Dur­ largest wofas in Hi, had one of these the suitcase and dashed out of the lived in a meager little apartment of the table— a true sign of the work of Whose face was red? Read the an­ ham police force, while the gangster rollers and if we don’t Tike it we the Devil. On the sofa the two love- swer in next week’s issue. attacks while I was there. As I was know what we can do with it. house. ten rooms on Park avenue. (They car had only three occupants. the only person in sight when he gave A description of the murderers has the signal, I bound his neck; but being been broadcast by horseback to New­ unaccustomed to the task, I bound it We like senior girls with gravy and market, Epping (Thayer sisters), so tightly that no air could pass mushrooms, and bone-end steaks at Madbury, and Newfields. Police Chief through, and Broot, the poor brute, the Parker House, toasted muffins at Bouigon anticipates a blessed— blew his head off. the College Inn, the way Mr. Marston (pardon us) anticipates an early says: “That’s All,” the way Mr. Jones arrest. Don’t Send for a Mail Order Catalog, drives that convertible around on some All in all this was one of the gala Buy “The New Hampshire” of its wheels (were getting up a sub­ events and certainly the most impres­ scription to find out definitely just sive since ’08. Buy American Hot Dogs how many wheels Mr. Jones uses on his car, because we could make the world safer for technocracy if we could state decisively that only two, or possibly three wheels are neces­ S u c k e r sary on any automobile.) But why pity the lucky cigarette, all it needs is one match to get “ignited.” ......

Welcome MISUNDERSTANDING! Our Sun­ day ad of the “Toyland” stock, among other things called for Iver Johnson bicycles at $9.75 and $11.75. As this -s u b s c r i b e - Carnival Guests was purely and entirely (go ahead, rave on— ) a TOY stock and adver­ tised as such, we didn’t’ spose anyone would think that they were men’s bi­ DON’T SEND FOR MAIL ORDER CATALOG The Game cycles. But some did. Perhaps we should have said Junior bicycles. Yours truly—RAYMOND’S. Huy (Ilip Nrm ffiamjislnn' We missed you at our freshman as­ sembly this morning— (HMMMMM) You canont afford to miss these meet­ ings. We expect to see you at every future assembly unless excused in ad­ D on’t be Conventional - - Read The Paper vance. VERY sincerely yours. Did She Fall or Was She Pushed W e used to have Subscribers in China (Continued from Page 1) But They can Read English Now her faculties and finally succeeded in The Bouts isolating one of them. She studied it thoughtfully under the microscope. Ah, that was science. But after all, did science explain everything. She This is as Good as a Degree mused. Boy, what a sneer. But then, I remember we had a cat that You Cant Get a Job With Either of Them was a great mouser, she used to catch them and then toy with them. (Brutal, eh! But that’s realism you know, must paint life as it is. But painters don’t get so much, anyway). Own Your Own - - Don’t be a Chiseler Lucy took the isolated faculties and fitted them carefully together, like a and Read Your Roommate’s jig-saw puzzle. Life is a jig-saw puzzle. Then she turned to the house again, she must get into it. But how, she mused, would that never failing brain fail at last. Never. Quickly Our Motto: One in Every Dorm. she turned in the fire alarm and sat THE BALL down on the curbstone to catch up on a little musing. Lucy was always that way, quick to sit down. May Your Carnival be successful and enjoyable Three firemen dashed up carrying a Be Patriotic, W e’re all American Except ladder. “Where’s the fire,” they ex­ ulted. Lucy said nothing. Deftly the Editor and He’s full of Scotch Sports Outfits, Full Dress and Tuxedos she wrenched the ladder from them and bashed in a window. Her trim Everything you need or want ankles flashed through the window blinding the now enraged firemen. A If its Wrapped in Cellophane broken window. But then windows are always like that, either they’re broken or they aren’t broken. You it ain’t ®be New Sjampabire can see through them either way, so what’s the difference. But this was Hasco Shop, Inc no time to muse, mused Lucy, now she must sleep. Sleep was like that. It came to all, felling them like some THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933. WAA TO SPONSOR FRATERNITIES ENTERTAIN NEXT PLAY DAY TENTH WINTER CARNIVAL THREE HUNDRED GUESTS ON FEBRUARY 25 OPENS WITH PROCESSION Each College to Send Six 'CAMPUS QUEENS NEW HONORARY Representatives to UNH SKI TEAM VARIED PROGRAM 15 FRATERNITIES Participate in HIRE BANDS FOR CHOSEN AT BALL SOCIETY ACTIVE Project AT DARTMOUTH FEATURES PLANS FORMAL DANCES Five Full Page Pictures Gamma Kappa Encourages ASSOCIATION HOLDS Members of Intercollegiate OF OUTING CLUB Published in Granite Growth of Interest in REGULAR MEETING Winter Sports Union Many Men Choosing Campus to be Chosen by Geology by Lectures Represented at Queen Committee to Select Co-eds as Companions Screen Stars and Reports University of Maine, Bates Hanover Seven Women to Com­ Five full page pictures of beautiful and Colby to be Guests in Preference girls chosen at the Carnival Ball will pete in Finals at Ball An honorary scholastic society for of New Hampshire New Hampshire’s winter sports be published in the 1934 Granite team leaves for the Dartmouth car­ Tomorrow to Imports Delfo Caminati has announced that the purpose of increasing and en­ couraging knowledge in the entire nival today providing that there is the beauty contest sponsored by the On February 25, members of the snow in Hanover. Coach Paul C. Granite will not be limited to co-eds, field of geological endeavor and prac­ Woman’s Athletic Association of the FRANCIS McGRATH DEPRESSION AFFECTS tice has recently been established on Sweet does not regard his team as but that any beautiful girl at the University of New Hampshire will the campus under the name of Gamma likely to win since none of the thir­ TO BE KING WINTER NUMBER OF IMPORTS dance will be eligible for choice. be hostesses to representatives from Kappa. The fraternity has received teen men making the trip have had In order that there will be no dis- Bates College, Colby College, and the the sanction and commendation of the an opportunity to train properly be­ sention or hard feelings, three un­ University of Maine for the annual Concert by A1 Katz Band Better Orchestras Secured University authorities for its aims cause of sustained adverse weather interested couples, Mr. and Mrs. L. Intercollegiate Play Day. These an­ and purposes as set forth in its con­ conditions. to Precede Carnival at Lower Rates Than L. Langley, Mr. Ed. J. Haseltine and nual Play Days tend to promote a stitution. Membership to the group Coach Sweet stated that the New Miss Gwenythe M. Ladd, and Mr. more friendly feeling and a spirit of A L KATZ Ball in Former Years is open to upperclassmen majoring in Hampshire ski team has had but two and Mrs. G. C. Peterman, as the co-operation among colleges and are geology, and other interested students days of training in Durham and two Plays for Carnival Ball Grand March proceeds, will choose not held for the purpose of competi­ University of New Hampshire’s nominated by the group. Sundays in the White Mountains. Men of the University will play host ten girls, exclusive of the Carnival tion. The Women’s Athletic Depart­ Tenth Annual Winter Carnival gets The first meeting of this organiza­ The men making the trip are the fol­ to three hundred guests during Car­ Queen, who are, in their opinions, the ment and W. A. A. are working very underway this evening at seven tion was held last term in the rooms lowing: Captain Edward Blood, nival week-end as fifteen fraternities most beautiful. The choice will be hard to make this year’s Play Day o’clock with the torchlight parade of the geology department in Conant Trygve Christiansen, Ed Newell, Penn hold formal dances. based on taste of dress, true fem­ more of a success than ever. leading to the Ice Carnival at Col­ According to the guest lists issued Hall, at which time the constitution French, Jim Trachier, John McCleod, JUNIORS CHOOSE inine pulchritude (to quote Mr. Cam­ Last year the W. A. A. sent Mary lege Pond. was approved and the officers elected. Earl Mellett, Earl Chandler, Robert by each fraternity it is evident that inati), and personality. Carswell, ’34; Helen McEgan, ’34; Weather conditions permitting, the Willard B. Phelps was elected as first Downes, Jere Chase, Bill Andberg, New Hampshire men are relying a The ten girls must give individual Audrey Griffin, instructor; Helen University Outing Club promises a president of the organization, Carl­ Henry Raduazo, Dave Webster, and “VANITY FAIR” great deal on local sororities and photographs of themselves to the 1934 Thompson, ’33; Gabriel Grenier, ’33; full and varied program this year. dormitories to furnish their compan­ ton A. Chapman was elected vice- Kenneth Sawtelle, manager. Granite staff. These pictures will be and Frances Marshall to the Play Day Eighty men have already signified ions for this year’s Carnival. It is president and Leonard R. Frost sec- Most of the colleges who are mem­ sent to Clive Brook, Frederic March, held at Waterville, Maine, where the their intentions of competing in the reported that the depression has retary-treasurer. All officers are bers of the Intercollegiate Winter and John Gilbert, who will pick the Colby College girls were hostesses. various winter sports events. Mr. E. members of the senior class and honor Sports Union will be represented at McG raw, Sweeney, Caminati affected the number of imports to a five photos which they think to be of They arrived at Colby College Fri­ Y. Blewett, executive secretary of the students. the Dartmouth meet. New Hamp­ great extent. the most beautiful girls. The chosen day afternoon. Friday evening Lead Granite Vote in University has kindly assisted the Orchestras for the formal dances The object of the fraternity is to shire has one of the best ski teams five will be printed in the Granite. groups were formed for the various chairmen of the various carnival com­ Saturday night have been engaged promulgate interest and enthusiasm in college ranks, but lack of snow has Campus Poll sport tournaments including basket­ mittees and Outing Club officers in largely from nearby cities and towns. in geology and its related fields, put it under a great handicap. The ball, volley ball, and tenniquoit. Each Tuesday rendering valuable advice for the The fraternities have been able to se­ physiography, mineralogy, economics, representatives of the Blue and of these groups was made up of rep­ preparation of the carnival program. cure better bands for lower rates this petrology, mining, paleontology, and White will compete as follows: Cap­ RIFLEMEN WIN resentatives from each of the colleges Tonight at seven-thirty, the torch­ year than ever before. geology as related to modern construc­ tain Blood in the ski jumping, cross­ participating. These sports were run light parade will leave the Commons The following is a list of Carnival tion projects. These aims are to be country ski race, the downhill ski Kay Francis and Frederick March off Friday night and Saturday. Dur­ guests which the University of New realized through guest lecturers, re­ race, the slalom race, the combina­ were chosen the favorite movie stars and proceed up Main street at the FOUR MATCHES ing the afternoon a business meeting Hampshire and Durham welcome for ports on research and actual field tion event, and the snowshoe race; as a result of the Junior Ballot last signal of the ringing of T Hall bell was held, and plans and problems Trygve Christiansen in the ski jump­ Tuesday. “Vanity Fair” was se­ land the firing of a military science the Winter Carnival: work. Meetings at which subjects of connected with athletic associations, ALPHA GAMMA RHO: Misses: By virtue of four wins in five starts ing, downhill ski race, cross-country lected as the most popular magazine department salute. During the course general interest or which are related point systems, and inter-collegiate Marie Young, Whitefield, N. H.; Mar­ last week, the rifle team gave evidence to other fields of activity on the ski race, the slalom, and the combina­ instead of the usual “Ballyhoo.” of this parade to the Ice Court on Play Days were discussed. At this of having emerged from the slump in tion event; Newell in the slalom race, Olive Thayer was voted best look­ College Pond, seven women will be guerite Trombly, Claremont, N. H.; campus are discussed by guest lec­ time the invitation to meet at the Dorothy Weeks, Boston, Mass.; Alyce which it started the season. The the downhill ski race, and cross-coun­ ing girl and the biggest bluffer. It selected by the carnival queen com­ turers or members of the department University of New Hampshire was Cote, York, Maine; Evelyne Ripley, scores for ten man teams were: New and are to be open to the public. try ski race; French in the downhill might be difficult to determine which mittee for the final selection of the extended and accepted. Also, at this Somerville, Mass.; Verna Hall, Ports­ Hampshire, 3,658; University of Day­ ski race and the slalom race; Trachier characteristic was original: whether Queen at the Carnival Ball. The At the first meeting this term Pro­ time, the instructors acting as chap­ mouth, N. H.; Barbara Holmes, in the cross-country race, the down­ she does the bluffing on the basis of committee for the selection of the ton, 3,520; Oklahoma A. and M., fessor T. R. Meyers described physi­ erones held special meetings to dis­ Stratham, N. H.; Mary Moody, Man­ hill ski race, the ski jump and the her looks or bluffs her classmates in­ queen is composed of Mr. and Mrs. 3,522; Alabama Polytechnic Insti­ ographic and seismographic methods cuss their own problems. In the eve­ chester, N. H.; Evelyn Jones, Ports­ combination event; McCleod in the to thinking she is good looking. The Bradford McIntyre and Mr. and Mrs. tute, 3,603; and South Dakota State of locating oil structures while speak­ ning an informal banquet and enter­ mouth, N. H.; Mary Dodge, Durham, cross-country ski race, the slalom title of best looking man was awarded George K. Thomas. College, 3,664. Carswell was high ing on the general subject of “Petro­ tainment was given for the guests. N. IL; Eleanor Waters, Arlington, race, the downhill ski race, and the to Donald Brunei. Evidently “Don” The Ice Carnival program as ar­ man for New Hampshire with a score leum Geology.” At the second meet­ The president of the college spoke snowshoe race; Mellett in the slalom is well preserved since he won the ranged by Chairman Hollister Sturgis Mass. of 379 out of a possible 400. The ing the subject of the pitchblende de­ during the banquet, and toasts were The Meserve’s Melody Boys of Do­ race, and the downhill ski race; same distinction in his graduating opens with the crowning of Francis fourth victory was registered over posits of Great Bear Lake in north­ given by a guest from each college. ver are providing music for the Chandler in the cross-country ski class in high school. McGrath as King Winter. Accom­ Norwich University by a score of ern Canada was comprehensively The girls were entertained over night formal, Saturday evening. 1,314 to 1,286 in a New England In­ treated as regards discovery, type of race, the slalom race and the down­ George Sweeney pulled more hon­ panied by two men as his body ALPHA KAPPA PI: Misses: Bar­ at the various dormitories. hill ski race; Downes in the 440-yard guards, an announcer, two trumpet­ tercollegiate League match. Burleigh occurrence, method of transportation Plans for this year’s meeting are ors than any other, being chosen best bara McComb, Concord, N. H.; Bar­ skating race and the two-mile skat­ ers, and seven aides, King Winter will was high man -for New Hampshire and economic importance by President still tentative. The following chair­ dressed, wittiest, laziest, and biggest bara Butterfield, Concord, N. H.; ing race; Chase in the 440-yard skat­ march across the gayly decorated ice with a score of 27'3. out of a possible Willard B. Phelps. Professor John men have been appointed: hostess, bluffer but John McGraw is most Ester Black, Manchester, N. H.; Eliz­ ing race, two-mile skating race, the court to the strains of martial music. 300. The team now has a .500 aver­ A. Brown spoke on the same program Marguerite Ekdahl; program, Edith popular, according to the ballot, and abeth Davison, Woodstock, N. H.; slalom race, and the downhill ski The court of King Winter is composed age in the League, having lost its first and discussed the history, develop­ Pike; transportation, Evelyn Searl; Hollister Sturgis is most prominent Louise Nute, Rochester, N. H.; Marie race; Andberg, Raduazo and Webs­ of the following students: John San­ League match to Cornell a week ago. ment, type of ore, methods of refin­ banquet, Caroline Smith; picnic, in spite of the four conspicuous Vangos, Hudson, N. H.; Lillian La- ter in the snowshoe race. ders, Marvin Eiseman, Donald McAr­ Monday night the team journeyed ing, and economic importance of the Theodora Libby. A picnic has been traits attributed to Sweeney. Mc- Bonte, Dover, N. II.; Genevieve Nod­ Competition should be keen among thur, George Hardy, Burkley Hosmer, to Portsmouth for a return match Homestake Gold Mine of the Black planned for Saturday afternoon to be Graw’s popularity may be accounted ding, Errol, N. H.; Katherine Mac- Hills region, Dakota. the contestants. Dartmouth feels Milton Johnson, William Spear, Whit­ with the Piscataqua Rifle and Revol­ held at the forestry cabin in the Col­ for by the fact that he is the best “all Pherson, Somerville, Mass.; Agnes Tonight there will be an open meet­ confident, having had a little more man Freeman, Harvey Clark, Robert ver Club. Again the Portsmouth lege Woods, and a banquet for Sat­ chance to train than New Hampshire ’round.” Delfo Caminati proved a Littlefield, Mt. Holyoke, Mass.; Paula team demonstrated its superiority, al­ ing at which the subject, “ Geology Re­ Dustin, and George Parker. Ice urday evening at the Commons. The and many of the other teams from the runner up of Sweeney in sharing of Waldecker, Lawrence, Mass.; Dorothy though by a narrower margin than in lated to Highways,” will be presented cakes for the construction of the guests will be entertained at the local United States. McGill sent its winter honors by pulling three titles— Wright, Wellesley, Mass.; Evelyn the previous match, the score being by Wallace Purrington, State Ma­ King’s court will be furnished by the dormitories and sorority houses. sports team to Switzerland in January busiest, most capable and most ver­ O’Brien, Belmont, Mass.; Doris Wal- New Hampshire 2,805, Piscataqua terials Engineer and John O. Morton, Parle Ice Co. of Dover. An intra­ There will be six representatives to compete against the Oxford-Cam- satile. lington, Brookline, Mass.; Rose Burn­ Club 2,134. Carswell was high man State Soils Engineer. mural hockey game will be played af­ from each college and a member of the b ridge and leading Swiss University It is easy to see how the best na- ett, Watertown, Mass.; Virginia for New Hampshire with a score of At present the membership con­ ter the opening ceremonies. Ernest W. A. A. will be assigned to each teams, losing to the Englishmen by a tured girl, Marjorie Horton, should Kingsley, Somerville, Mass.; Clare 367. sists of ten charter members, and the also be selected as the most popular. Howe and partner of Boston will give Bresnahan, Manchester, N. H.; Bea­ guest as her special hostess. single point. Frank Campbell led the This week the team fires four professors of the geology department Imagine a football hero (Robert an exhibition of fancy, comic, and trice Luce Shattuck, Granby, Conn.; The Women’s Athletic Association Canadian team by winning the cross­ matches including a League match as associate members. Those sign­ Haphey) being the most modest man. exhibition skating after the hockey Lillian Dallas, Nashua, N. H.; Bea­ held a regular meeting Tuesday in country and slalom races. The with Rensselaer Polytechnic Insti­ ing the constitution as charter mem­ Maybe he is fooling us and has only game. Two skating events, the 440- trice Launde, Durham, N. H. Thompson Hall. Jean Moore, ’35, Dartmouth skating team will be tute of Troy, N. Y. bers were Willard B. Phelps, Carlton acted kittenish so they would name yd skating race and the two-mile The music is to be furnished by A. Chapman, Leonard R. Frost, Jo­ Phi Mu, was elected editor, and Mar­ strong with Shea and Goldthwaite the jorie Osberg, ’34, Phi Mu, was elected outstanding men; T. D. Mann is one the wildcat after him. skating race, will be run off during Norman Dickinson and his Enter­ seph Hatton, John F. Tonkin, John the evening. Chairman Hollister tainers from Newport, N. H., featur­ bowling leader. The above plans were of their best skiiers. A complete summary of the ballot Chestnolovich, George Grinnell, Carl Sturgis announces that during the ing Miss Florence Adams as vocalist, made for the Play Day. It was de­ follow s: CIRL H00PSTERS Purrington, Logan Field, and Robert evening a huge bonfire will be built. for the formal Saturday night. True. cided to allow all chairmen to choose Best looking—Donald Brunei, Olive The Outing Club has fixed the price ALPHA TAU OMEGA: Misses: their own committees. Miss G. Ladd Thayer; Best “all ’round”—John of admission at 25c. Outing Club Louise B. Horne, Dover, N. H.; Grace BEGIN SEASON gave a brief talk to the new initiates MANLEY HUDSON McGraw, Liliane Mathieu; Best Seeger, Kittery Point, Maine; Miriam BROOKINGS REPORT on Play Day procedure. athlete— Charles Graffam, Mary Cars­ members will be admitted free. Fol­ The new initiates are as follows: well; Best natured—Trygve Christ­ lowing the Ice Carnival there will be N. Ryder, Plaiston, Mass.; Edith Kappa Delta defeated Chi Omega Russell, Hayardville, Conn.; Ethel PRAISES UNIVERSITY Ruth Bresnahan, ’35; Janice Knapp, TO SPEAR HERE iansen, Marjorie Horton; Best dressed an opportunity for general skating 17-10 in a fast basketball game ’36; Eleanor Huddleston, ’36; Evelyn —George Sweeney, Nathalie Had- and music will be furnished. Brooks, Errol, N. H.; Mary Seavey, Thursday evening in Thompson Hall Bennington, Vt.; Grace Lockwood, Jones, ’36; Marion Rowe, ’36; Frances lock; Busiest— Delfo Caminati; Wit­ Friday afternoon the program gym. The combination of the Grenier New Rochelle, N. Y.; Nathalie Smith, The recently published Brookings Tuttle, ’36; Edith Baldwin, ’35; tiest— George Sweeney, Virginia opens with the two mile ski race. sisters at forward for Kappa Delta Prominent Diplomat Will Portsmouth, N. H.; Betty Lamb, Institute report gives high praise to Martha Burns, ’35; Winnifred Car- Wastcoat; Laziest— George Sweeney, The various winter sports events ar­ proved too much for the Chi Omega’s. Attleboro, Mass.; Katherine Coons, the University of New Hampshire, lisle^ ’36; Pauline Spear, ’36; Rita Give Address on World Claire Short; Class grind—Henry ranged for the afternoon by A1 Mott, Providence, R. I.; Olive M. Wilbur, Elizabeth Williams was the high according to an article last week in Grenier, ’36; Betty Wall, ’36; Arlene Court at Murkland Brett, Ruth Lenahen; Biggest bluf­ Chairman of the Winter Sports Greenland, N. H.; Vivian Eldridge, scorer for the losers. the Manchester Union. This report Brazil, ’36; Margaret Pratt, ’36; and fer—George Sweeney, Olive Thayer; events, are the 150-yd ski dash, 100- Theta Upsilon defeated Alpha Chi is an analysis of New Hampshire’s Portsmouth, N. H.; Marjorie Monell, Gladys Granville, ’36. Auditorium Most popular—John McGraw, Mar­ yd snowshoe dash, slalom race, one- Wellesley, Mass.; Flora Dinsmoor, Omega in a close game 8-4. Beda governmental system and functions, jorie Horton; Most modest—Robert mile snowshoe race, %-mile downhill Laconia, N. H.; Yvette Joncas, Ports- Anderson and Christine Freese scored and pays particular attention to the Manley O. Hudson, leading United Haphey, Gloria Wilcox; Most capable ski race and the ski-joring race. The University, especially as the Univer­ (Continued on Page 4) eight points for Theta Upsilon while States authority on world questions —Delfo Caminati, Laura Stocker; cross country ski race, mile snowshoe sity serves to provide teachers for the FIVE ACTS OF VODVIL Rena Torrey and Ruth Witham, and the World Court, will speak in Most prominent—Hollister Sturges, race, slalom and Y2 -mile ski race high schools of the state. It suggests guards, allowed the Alpha Chi EVERY FRIDAY Murkland Auditorium Sunday at 4 Ruth H. Johnson; Most respected— will be all run against time, the con­ that the training of high school teach­ Omega’s two lone baskets. Edward Dawson, Ruth Libby; Most testants starting at intervals. ers at the normal schools be re-exam­ p. m. on the subject “Is the World HINDUS LECTURE The Smith Hall sextet composed studious—Roy Loeschner, Laura The ski-joring trophy is offered to ined by educational authorities, and The Strand Theatre, Dover, shows Court a Success?” entirely of freshmen defeated Scott In 1917 Mr. Hudson was attached Stocker; Most versatile—Delfo Cam­ the fraternity house winning the Hall combination with the decisive that the training of high school teach­ Five Acts of Vaudeville and a Feature to the Department of State office of inati, Ruth Libby; Most vain—Whit­ event and is now in the possession of ers for the larger high schools in the Movie every Friday. TICKETS FREE score of 20-13. solicitors. At the Paris Peace Con­ man Freeman, Nathalie Smith. Phi Mu Delta fraternity, last winner Monday night Kappa Delta de­ state be definitely assigned to the Uni­ of the event. Chairman Mott has versity of New Hampshire. Hereto­ ference in 1919 he was American Favorite outdoor sport—Football; feated Congreve Hall 24-16 and Smith Commissioner to negotiate peace. A Favorite indoor sport—Basketball; changed the arrangements for the Maurice Hindus, Authority was victorious over Theta Upsilon fore, our teachers in the state have running of the ski-joring event and been drawn indiscriminately from year later he was special assistant to Favorite hang-out— Gorman’s; Favor­ by the narrow margin of 8-7. instead of being run off on the prac­ on Communistic Projects, either the University or the normal the American Embassy, and worked ite beverage— Rye; Favorite cigarette Alpha Xi Delta defaulted to Phi WINTER CARNIVAL tice football field it will be staged schools, but the Brookings Institute on such subjects as the German coun­ —Chesterfields; Favorite week-end Lectures to Students Mu making the score 1-0. from a course starting at Main street report indicates that the standard of ter-proposals and the protection of rendezvous— Boston; Favorite college The next game will be between PROGRAM extending up Madbury Road to the in Manchester teachers graduating from this Uni­ minorities. He was appointed legal after N. H.—Dartmouth; Favorite Kappa Delta and Phi Mu and the advisor to the International Labor magazine—Vanity Fair; Favorite finish in front of the Sigma Alpha final will be between the winner and versity is definitely above that of Through the kindness of Mrs. normal school graduates. Conference at W ashington in 1919. movie star—Frederick March, Kay Epsilon house. Horses for the event Smith Hall. will be loaned by the Durham Riding Charles B. Manning of Manchester, The report mentions the excellent Thursday, February 9 the Labor Conference in Genoa in Francis; New Hampshire’s keenest there will be available to University administration of the University, 1920, and at Geneva in 1924. rival—Springfield; Favorite haven Club. of New Hampshire students fifty free CHEM SHOW HELD BY notes its increasing contributions to 7.30 Parade, Ice Carnival Mr. Hudson has written many books for “peerades”—Freddie’s. (Continued on Page 5) tickets to the Maurice Hindus lecture the state welfare, and the fact thpt Intra-mural Hockey on international law and justice, sub­ at the Manchester Institute of Arts ALPHA CHI SIGMA less than half its expenses are paid Game jects upon which he is a recognized Exhibition of Fancy and Sciences on February 20. Mu Chapter of Alpha Chi Sigma, from public revenue. It describes the authority. Maurice Hindus is referred to by national chemistry fraternity, an­ university as “an institution of Skating Although the United States is not 440-yd Skating Race the New York Evening Post as the nounces its second annual Chemistry which the state may well be proud,” officially connected with the World most keenly observant commentator Two-mile Skating Race Show to be held in Charles James and recommends that its facilities for Court, Mr. Hudson is welcomed at of present day Russia. He is the au­ Hall on Monday, February 20, at 7.15 research be used more than in the Geneva as a man who understands thor of “Red Bread” and “Humanity Friday, February 10 p. m. past. fully the situation and the American Uprooted” on the situation in Russia point ui view. BRING YOUR and has recently returned from a trip A talk by a member of the faculty 1.45 Two-mile Ski Race to that country. His talk will be on and three acts of chemical nature, in 2.30 150-yd Ski Dash the topic of Communism and its suc­ the lecture room, will last about an HOCKEY HEADS 2.50 100-yd Snowshoe Dash cesses and failures in satisfying the hour. Following this entertainment CHOSEN—NOWAK 3.10 Slalom Race PLAY PRODUCTION Russian peasantry. there will be several contests held 3.40 One-mile Snowshoe Race DATES POSTPONED Russia is a subject which is of ever in the different rooms in the build­ LEADS VARSITY 4.10 %-mile Downhill Ski ing. Prizes will be awarded at the Race (Eanmrnl (!ku'st increasing interest, and importance among progressive thinkers, and conclusion of the contests, and re­ “Ted” Nowak, of Exeter, was 4.45 Ski-joring Race For the first time in its history, many students feel the desire to ob­ freshments will be served in the lec­ elected captain of the varsity hockey 7.00 Formal Dinner, Com­ Mask and Dagger may be forced to tain as much information as possible ture room. team for the remainder of the sea­ mons, Outing Club postpone the date of its production. to the about the new Communistic projects. son, in compliance with the Wildcat 8.15 Concert: A1 Katz and Rehearsals of “Ladies of the Jury” This opportunity will be an excellent GROCOTT HONORED policy of electing captains in mid­ Kittens have been held up because of a one for those interested to hear an season. 9.00 Carnival Ball crippled cast and an ill producer, and authority on the subject of “The Soul WITH SCHOLARSHIP • Nowak is playing his second year 10.00 Grand March the production, originally scheduled of Russia.” as a regular defense man on the Wild­ 11.00 Crowning of Carnival fo r March 1, 2, and 3, will probably COLLEGE PHARMACY Although attendance to lectures Charles “Buzz” Grocott has been cat ice team. Previous to this he Queen not be presented until some later date. sponsored by the Manchester Institute awarded the first Sphinx Junior So­ played on the freshman hockey team. The rehearsals of the first three of Arts and Sciences is exclusive to ciety scholarship for the winter term. He is a member of Scabbard and Saturday, February 11 weeks of the term were poorly at­ The scholarship is given on a basis of tended, since several of the cast were members of the Institute, a group in­ Blade, a member of Theta Kappa Phi 10.00 a. m. Varsity Hockey— vitation has been extended to*fifty athletic ability, scholarship, and lead­ fraternity, and is president of the ill, and the illness of both Professor ership. M. I. T. vs. N. H. and Mrs. Hennessy put a final stop to New Hampshire University students. University Athletic Association. 2.00 Ski Jumping—Open, in­ Mr. Grocott is a member of the them. The first fifty students to call at the William Schipper of Newton, tra-murals, and exhibi­ She Has Missed Half the Fun if You Fail varsity hockey team and in his fresh­ Professor Hennessy states that, un­ Christian W ork office after 1:15 p. m. Massachusetts, was elected captain of tion man year was a member of the base­ fortunate though it may be, Mask Monday, the 13th, will receive the free the freshman hockey team. He plays 4.30 Varsity Basketball— to Drop in ball and hockey teams. He was and Dagger will have to discontinue tickets. center on the hockey team and was a Prov. College vs. N. H. It is planned to use faculty cars to captain of the freshman baseball its activities until the full cast and regular on the freshman football team 8.00 Fraternity Formals take students to the lecture for which team, and is treasurer of the sopho­ last fall. He is a pledge of Theta the producers are in a condition to a charge of thirty cents will be made. more class. Chi fraternity. carry on. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933.

cation at Harvard this year. All Alumni Notes going well, Danny will graduate in Christian Work June. He was the recipient of a Nnu IfampaJfiri? scholarship to Harvard this year. Franklin Theatre At the last meeting of the South­ Since graduating, he taught at Dan­ On February 25 there will be a Published weekly during the University school year by the students of The ern California Club on Jan. 28, the vers High, Danvers, Mass., until the freshman retreat at the Highland University of New Hampshire, Durham, N. H. Offices: Editorial, Business, and Friday, February 10 Circulation, Thompson Hall, Durham, N. H. following officers were elected: Al­ fall of 1926 at which time he trans­ House to which all freshmen are in­ bert Brailsford, ’14, president; Rus­ ferred to Northeastern University vited. 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Advertising rates on request. the twenty club members for the eve­ ning. ’22—“Shorty” Storey is in charge Those who plan to go on this retreat “ANIMAL KINGDOM” of all physical education and coach will leave the Commons at 1 p. m. Entered as second class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, Unofficial information reports that Leslie Howard, Ann Harding under the Act of March 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage a meeting of the Portland Club was of football and track at Mamaroneck, and are requested to leave their provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. N. Y. He is also executive secretary names at the Christian Work office held at the Cape Elizabeth Commu­ Sunday, February 12 nity Hall on the night of February of the Touch Football Association or with any member of the Fresh­ Member of N. E. I. N. A. 3. Mr. and Mrs. H. Goodrich Hewey, with offices in Larchmont, N. Y. man Commissions. “SIX HOURS TO LIVE” Jr., Mr. and Mrs. E. Dewey Graham, “Shorty” has been at Mamaroneck At the Y. W. C. A. meeting next John Boles, Warner Baxter, Miriam since 1924. We understand “ Shorty” Monday Miss Hazel Hill of the Ex­ E D IT O R -IN -C H IE F ...... Romeo J. Bucknam by The Mystic Two and Harold Hawkes were chefs for Jordon B USIN ESS M A N A G E R ...... Malcolm A. R. Stewart the evening and served an appetizing went over pretty good in pro football tension Service will speak on “Clothes a few years back, and his only regret as They Contribute to Personality.” EDITORIAL STAFF How’s the kid? ? ? ? oyster stew. A program of readings, Monday, February 13 Managing Editor ...... Robert F. Griffith bridge, roulette, and jig-saw puzzles is that he didn’t develop until after The Connecticut Valley Student Associate Editor ...... Harry B. McLaughlin he got out of New Hampshire. Conference to be held at Northfield, News Editor ...... W. Robert Harris What we would like to know is who provided an evening of excellent en­ “MAGIC NIGHT” Sports Editor ...... Ralph Wiggin is the lucky bird that won the tertainment. (Where was you, Butch?) We also Massachusetts, February 10 to Feb­ Jack Buchanan Women’s Editor ...... Dorothy Williams $107.83? The news for this column has been understand that “Shorty” received ruary 12, will be attended by Dr. G. REPORTERS provided by Chris O’Leary, ’20, who national credit last year (1932) for R. Johnson, Lillian Matthieu, Caro­ Tuesday, February 14 Nancy Carlisle, Mildred Doyle, Marvin Eiseman, Dorothy Kelly, Nan Pearson, “Pansy” Coyne should take a bow sends it from San Jose, Calif. four out of six changes made in the line Smith, Isabel Alden, and two Elvira Seraflni, Martha Burns, Ruth Bresnahan, Rebecca Young. Robert Dow, How­ on his scarlet fever activities in the ’20—Grace Wallace, according to a rules of collegiate football, as this Y. M. C. A. men. “THIRTEEN WOMEN” ard Ordway, Enoch Shenton, Byard Belyea, Mervin Leen, and Roger R. Lambert. region of the Alpha Xi Delta house. story which appeared sometime ago number of recommendations which Mrs. O. V. Henderson recently Irene Dunne, Gregory Ratoff BUSINESS STAFF How’s that dearie? in the Manchester Unioji, has been ap­ he made were adopted. gave a party celebrating the 20th an­ National Advertising Manager ...... John Randall pointed head of the lunchrooms in ’23—Kilton Andrews and Mrs. An­ niversary of the founding of the Y. Wednesday, February 15 Local Advertising Manager ...... Arnold Rhodes drews recently took a week’s vacation W. C. A. department at this Univer­ Circulation Manager ...... Maynard MacLean The mystic two aren’t importing the Newton, Mass., schools. for Carnival. We believe in patron­ trip to Washington, D. C. “Kilt” ar­ sity. Those on the Y. W. C. A. fresh­ “WILD GIRL” BUSINESS ASSISTANTS ’20— Priscilla Norris is living at her. izing the home products: Give the rived in the Senate the day that dig­ man committee, members of both Joan Bennett, Charles Farrell, Roy Boucher, John Galloway, Robert Paine, and Edward Hitchcock. home, “Pinehurst” in Derry, N. H., local babes a break. this winter. Priscilla reports that the nified body was arguing over the Na­ present and former cabinets were in­ Ralph Bellamy “depression,” etc., didn’t warrant her tional Economy League’s program, vited to tea on February 3. Enter­ General Pershing’s pension and Ad­ tainment consisted of putting to­ DURHAM, N. H., FEB. 9, 1932. With the price reduced to the low­ going to Florida this winter as usual. Thursday, February 16 est figure in the history of Durham, We understand from reports from miral Byrd’s pension as a disabled gether jig-saw puzzles of the names the Carnival Ball should be a success. Candia that Priscilla is quite a land­ man at $4200 per year, et cetera. of former presidents of the Y. W. “THREE ON A MATCH” What say? You going? “Kilt” said it was a “Byrd” of an C. A. Joan Blondel, Warren William |OTHING perhaps could have brought the incompetence of the poli­ scape artist, having fixed over a place there, which she was running as a argument. Atta’ boy, Kilt. ticians to the public eye as well as the action of the United States There are to be 78 entrants in the tea room, into a mighty attractive ’23— Eleanor Perkins is studying in Senate when it placed its Sergeant-at-arms on trial for writing an winter sports events in Durham of the graduate school at Harvard this article for the “New Outlook.” There was nothing particularly of­ place. Priscilla writes that during ARTISTS VS BLUE- which 12 are participating in the Sat­ the Christmas holidays she ran across year and expects to obtain a degree fensive in that story, but it was a bit startling to the senators to have urday afternoon ski jumps. Let’s all Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Currier, ’20, this June. BLOOD IN PICTURE one of their own body writing about them, in a somewhat derogatory manner. turn out! (Hazel Dearborn, ’20) and reports The above is a complete statement APPRECIATION Mr. Barry, the victim of the Senate, was undiplomatic in that he wrote that they are living in South Orange, of Chris O’Leary’s alumni notes. We The world of artists and the world an article that admitted that perhaps a few senators do sell their votes. Now about this marriage business, New Jersey. have one or two more. of upper crust society clashes in a I take this opportunity to re­ Although journalists have been muckraking the present Congress in books is it an epidemic or just the style? ’21— John Cotton is studying in the ’10—Leonard S. Morrison, former scene in “The Animal Kingdom,” the turn sincere thanks for the and magazines for some time, and although their stories exposed something Who is next? Your guess is just as Harvard Graduate School this year superintendent of the Whitefield Philip Barry play produced by RKO- more than four score letters of that really existed, the Senate took no action against them. The Senate good as ours. and expects to have his degree this school district, has been engaged as Radio and starring Ann Harding and appreciation received on my re­ would probably liked to do so, but the journalists had proof. Mr. Barry June. We have not heard in which head of the education department at Leslie Howard, at the Franklin cent birthday, representing sev­ did not. And therein lies the basis for action against him. The Senatei We suggest that Holt slice himself department John is taking his gradu­ Keene Normal School. Theatre on Saturday, Feb. 11. eral times the above number of would necessarily be pretty cautious about attacking someone who might up and use himself as sandwich fill­ ate work. ’21—Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Christ­ The artists call the society folk individuals. Avowal of friend­ turn the tables and drag senatorial dignity through the mud. But to attack ing, preferably baloney. ’22—Newton Cox reports from Con­ ianson announce the birth of a son, fatuous, smug, dull, stuffy, stodgy, ship while one lives means Mr. Barry was to attack a defenseless man who wlas defenseless because he cord, N. H., that he is teaching in the John, in Dover on February 5. insensate, and utterly unable to ex­ much more to both giver and neglected to obtain proof of his statements. That is Mr. Barry’s misfortune. Who was the cute side-center that Concord schools. Last summer, Newt ’23—Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Stark perience beauty or wonder. They receiver than a later expression. It is also the misfortune of the Senate that it acted hastily in convicting played for the Alpha Chi’s? We feel was at Camp Belknap teaching life (Ruth Prescott) announce the birth of even infer that eyes clogged with Recognition of one’s feeble Mr. Barry. The Senate would have done well to have taken into account pub­ that she is varsity material. saving and swimming. We under­ a son, Redman Kenneth, on Febru­ gold-dust and fixed on the social cal­ idealism is a fine human trait lic opinion. It did not do so. The result is obviously a strong tide of opinion stand that he also had charge of the ary 3. endar have no gift of poetic insight. and, whenever expressed, is a that is flowing to the aid of the Senate’s unfortunate victim. power boats, and rumor has it that ’27— William R. Gelpke was mar­ The artists are portrayed by Ann stimulant to higher thinking The conviction, although obviously silly, will hardly be undone now, un­ Axehead and a very sedate senior “Reefs” and Newt had a few argu­ ried to Miss Grace Marie Butler of Harding, Leslie Howard, Leni Sten­ and living on the part of both less by some unforseen circumstance the Senate should decide to act intelli­ have been hitting Durham in tough ments that could furnish some new Wellesley Hills on February 4. Mrs. gel, and Donald Dulloway. The blue- participants. I assure my gently, and acquit its victim on a retrial. However, the case has served one shape after their week-ends. material for the “Wets.” He also Gelpke is a graduate of Simmons Col­ bloods are played by Myrna Loy, Neil friends that all their letters are good purpose; it hlas brought to the attention of the journalists that they reports that if Coach Cowell is at lege in the class of 1928. The couple Hamilton, Ilka Chase, and Henry accepted in that spirit and are must have proof of their statements, even though the facts be general ini It is reported that “Saddlesoap” New Hampshire in 1948, he will have will reside in Needham Heights, Stephenson. Somewhere in between not considered as a bowing nature. Rogers is importing for Carnival. a real husky son, now aged two years, Mass. the two strata is William Gargan as down to a superior being or a Our New York correspondent, who will be mighty good timber for a pugilist-butler. popular idol. T has come to our attention that a certain instructor, or group of pro­ “Malta Minchell,” reports that John that old Blue and White line, as the E. H. Griffith directed the clash, fessors and instructors, have devised a method to curb the prevalent Reginald McGraw was seen prome­ young gentleman now scales thirty- Louis P. Elkins, Speaker of the but he refused to referee, maintain­ Cordially, House of Representatives, will speak ing that decision should be rendered X practice of cribbing. The system provides that certain men, appointed nading with “Felix” on Riverside two pounds. C. H. Pettee. to watch for cribbing during quizzes, shall turn in the names of those Drive. ’22—Derwood A. “Danny” Newman to the citizenship class Friday at 11 by spectators who see “The Animal students who have cheated, or who are thought to have done so. The (Continued on Page 5) is taking his doctor’s degree in Edu­ Kingdom.” students will receive no notice of the fact that their names are on the black­ list, but will receive the grades which their efforts produced. At the end of the term, however, those students whose names are on the blacklist will flunk the course automatically without regard to the grades that they have ob­ tained, be they 90’s or 60’s. This system, as we see it, has one fallacy that cannot be disregarded. There is always the possibility that an innocent student will be accused upon circumstantial evidence of cribbing and convicted (as he would be under this system) without a hearing. This method gives the innocent no chance to defend themselves. There can be no administration of justice under such a plan as this. Without a doubt there are better methods, and there is no reason to assume that one cannot be devised and put into force. At leiast we can con­ ceive a plan that will allow the accused students a hearing at which they can defend themselves or plead guilty. It is not our intention to place students on trial before the faculty, but on the other hand if the faculty is going to convict students of cribbing and pronounce a judgment upon the accused students, then the students have a right to demand a hearing—an opportunity to prove their innocence.

Fraternities Entertain rah, E. Greenwich, R. f.; Barbara mow it.. Tamson, Everett, Mass.; Geraldine Three Hundred Guests Thayer, Epping, N. H.; Pauline Mar­ (Continued from Page 3) tel, Manchester, N. H.; Olive Thayer, Epping, N. H.; Martha Stevens, No. Stratford, N. H.; Mary Connors, Manchester, N. H.; Dorothy Hall, mouth, N. H.; Barbara Wright, Dan­ Lawrence, Mass.; Sarah LeBlanc, No. vers, Mass.; Elizabeth Mecklem, Dur­ Attleboro, Mass.; Mildred Bailey, ham, N. H.; Jackie Dondero, Ports­ Townsend, Mass.; Christabelle Ham, mouth, N. H.; Ruth Bunker, Kingston, Durham, N. H.; Natalie Stevens, No. N. H.; Gabriel Lanouette, South- Stratford, N. H.; Audrey Bowman, bridge, Mass.; Dorothy Williams, Do­ Salmon Falls, N. H.; Merian Gard­ ver, N. H.; Evelyn Sheppard, New Lon­ ner, Exeter, N. H.; Elizabeth Thomp­ don, N. H.; Dorothy White, New son, Twin Mts., N. H.; Rita Kidder, Rochelle, N. Y.; “Bud” Felix, Milli- Manchester, N. H.; Dorothy Gardella, nocket, Maine; Ruth Lenehan, Bel­ Haverhill, Mass.; Marjorie Martel, lows Falls, Yt.; Rita Grenier, Man­ Hanover, N. H.; Helen Chase, Pena- Chesterfields are chester, N. H.; Elizabeth Hanscom, cook, N. H.; Muriel Smith, Exeter, Nashua, N. H.; Elanor Huddleston, N. H.; Vina Rogers, Everett, Mass.; Durham, N. H.; Electa Garside, Exe­ Mary Cleary, Everett, Mass. ter, N. H.; Emily Pilkinton, Washing­ The music for the House Dance ton, D. C.; Joan Fraser, Brookline, will be furnished by Norm Hill, Bos­ Milder Mass.; Connie Hatch, Kittery, Maine; ton, Mass. Isabelle Holmes, Durham, N. H.; PHI ALPHA: Misses: Era Kauf­ Marjorie Philips, Durham, N. H.; man, Amesbury, Mass.; Eleanor Gold­ H EN you ask a Chesterfield Alyce Courtlande, Boston, Mass.; smith, Amesbury, Mass.; Frances Alice Warren, Errol, N. H.; Nathalie Lebman, Newburyport, Mass.; Hes­ smoker why that’s his brand — he True, Durham, N. H.; and also Mr. ter Marmar, Lowell, Mass.; Ethel generally comes right out flat-footed and and Mrs. William Benedict, Berlin, Zeidman, Portsmouth, N. H.; Dorothy W N. H.; and Mr. and Mrs. Walter Kessler, Nashua, N. H.; Rosalind says .. .“It’s because They’re Milder/” Felker, Concord, N. H. Stooff, Manchester, N. H.; Jeannette The music for the House Dance will Lebman, Boston, Mass.; Molly Sha­ be furnished by Lew. Allard, Man- So we’re going to keep on doing pVipcrf-pT* XT TT piro, Colchester, Conn.; Sally Cohen, Portsmouth, N. H. everything we know how to keep them DELTA EPSILON PI: Misses: Mil­ The Ohio Rhythm Kings, Waltham, dred Parsons, Portsmouth, N. H.; Mass., will furnish the music for the that way. Julia Simpson, Portsmouth, N. H.; Saturday night formal. Mary Tardiff, Dover, N. H.; Laura PHI DELTA UPSILON: Misses: That’s why we look for and buy the Carter, Newfields, N. H. Marion Hough, Riverside, R. I.; Isa­ Burke’s orchestra of Dover, N. H., bel Twombly, Alton, N. H.; Eva mildest and ripest tobaccos we can get. will furnish the music for the Satur­ Wentzell, Worcester, Mass.; Mary day night House Dance. Blight, Claremont, N. H.; Kathleen That’s why we age them in our ware­ KAPPA SIGMA: Misses: Ruth Dane, Concord, N. H.; Louise Morin, houses till they’re mellow and sweet. Smith, Spartanburg, So. Carolina; Rochester, N. H.; Mary Haerington, Helen Crooks, Winthrop, Mass.; Eliz­ North Walpole, N. H.; Estelle Ham­ abeth Campbell, Medford, Mass.; lin, Brockton, Mass.; Ruth Emerson, We believe that even the shredding Caroline Smith, Portsmouth, N. H.; Gassets, Vt.; Barbara Anderson, Al­ of the tobacco... and the quality of the Virginia Lazeene, Washington, D. C.; bany, N. Y.; Katherine Santamano, Betty-Anne McKoan, Worcester, Concord, N. H.; Grace Pratt, Dover, paper it’s rolled in, have a lot to do Mass.; Alice Jaques, Boston, Mass.; N. H.; Alice Clark, Dover, N. H.; Ruth Logee, Thompson, Conn.; Edna Dorothy Wheeler, Belmont, Mass.; with the even-drawing, mild smoke that Whyte, Durham, N. H.; Geraldine Alice Walker, Newmarket, N. H.; people enjoy in Chesterfields. Hill, Waterbury, Vt.; Olive Pitts, Martha Burns, Manchester, N. H.; Burlington, Vt.; Mildred Emerson, Dorothy Greenaway, Dover, N. H.; Durham, N. H.; Diane Fisher, Boston, Marjorie Greenaway, Dover, N. H.; You can bank on this... every method Mass.; Ruth H. Johnson, Durham, Alice Newell, Auburndale, Mass.; known to science is used to make Chest­ N. H.; Mildred Cochrane, Merrimack, Dorothy Robbins, Wolfeboro, N. H.; N. H.; Sally Perkins, Weston, Mass.; Laura Stocker, Sunapee, N. H.; Elea­ erfield a milder, better-tasting cigarette Betty Kerr, Manchester, N. H.; Janet nor Daley, Andover, Mass.; Virginia Babcock, Bronxville, N. Y.; Helen Townsend, Newton Highlands, Mass. that satisfies. Rand, Durham, N. H.; Louise Don­ The guests at the House Dance nelly, Arlington, Mass.; Ruth Ber- will be entertained by Herb Wenzel Chesterfield Radio Program—Every night ex­ deen, Portland, Maine; Barbara and his orchestra from Manchester, Gowan, Dover, N. H.; Geraldine N. H. cept Sunday, Columbia coast*to-coast Network. Connors, Manchester, N. H.; Doris PHI MU DELTA: Misses: Dorothy Reaside, Barre, Vt. Knight, Portland, Maine; Roberta Music furnished by Bob Hendricks, Forbes. Nashua, N. H.; Agnes Little­ Boston, Mass. field, Weston, Mass.; M ary Wing, LAMBDA CHI ALPHA: Misses: Boston, Mass.: Ethel Wheeier, Vas- Hazel Fuller, North Strafford, N. H.; sar; Harriet Knox, Concord, N. H.; THEY’RE MILDER — Hone Decatur, Melrose, Mass.; Eliza­ Julia Belyea, Dover, N. H.; Ruth beth Bates, North Hampton, Mass.; Jacobs, Philadelphia, Pa.; Lena Baird, Helen Ellis, Isaban, Mass.; Patricia Pittsburg. Pa.; Beatrice Webber, THEY TASTE BETTER Thayer, Epping, N. H.; Claire Boston. Mass.; Flora Diamond, Con­ Greene, Hyde Park, Mass.; Nancy cord, N. H.; Marian Henderson, Con- Munro, Marblehead, Mass.; Doris Fowler, Dover, N. H.; Cynthia Dar- con tin u ed on Page 6) 11933. L i g g e t t & M y e r s T o b a c c o Co. esterfield THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933. VARSITY HOOPSTERS TRIM CONN. AGGIES, 27-20 Wildcat Mitt Men WILDCAT SEXTET Wildcat Quintet LOSES TO ARMY Sports Beat Coast Guard BY CLOSE SCORE Plays Fast Game Slants Nowak, Steffy and Grocott By Good Margin Feature for Wildcats During Last Half in Exciting Game by Robert J. McGuirk at West Point And another Winter Carnival comes Trzuskoski continued his spectacu­ WILD KITTENS in the offing. For the first time in lar playing, scoring six points and McGRATH-MOODY twelve years the University of New figuring in all plays. It seems that SNELL TO SEEK NUTMEGGERS USE WILDCATS TO MEET Hampshire will be forced to abandon the center position is one that Hank DEFEAT NICHOLS its regular program of intercollegiate won’t have to worry about placing. SHOW AS STARS M. I. T. SATURDAY winter sports, so says The Boston FORTUNE AS PRO DEFENSIVE PLAY Globe. That’s funny. Last year’s Tiger Targonski and Fred Walker Frosh and Varsity Tilts to program of intercollegiate winter kept pace with Ben, both scoring six Joe Targonski, Trzuskoski, New Hampshire Takes First Rogers, Bronstein, Joslin sports was the best that were ever points and playing brilliantly through­ Former Boxing Captain be Witnessed by Carnival held, in our estimation at least. out the game. In fact, I think or­ Makes Debut as Pro— Walker Show as Star Two Bouts and Holds Lead Scoring as New chids should be given to the entire Guests team for their splendid work. Now Known as Players for New Lead for 4 Vi - 2 xh Hampshire Wins The only solution to the perplex­ 35 - 28 ing problem of winter sports is to Hampshire Army’s fast hockey sextet barely And don’t forget, you Durhamites, Williams Victory either import snow or export our managed to edge the Wildcat combine that a real game is on here Satur­ winter sports team. And so we are Fred Snell, ’32, ex-captain of the After a slow first half which ended 4-3 in a hard-fought, exciting contest day. Providence College is bringing Showing a complete reversal of The New Hampshire freshman bas­ exporting the winter sports team to New Hampshire boxing team, has de­ with the score tied at 8-8, Coach on the West Pointers’ rink last Sat­ their usually strong team and New form, the New Hampshire varsity ketball team turned in their fourth the Dartmouth Catnoval over the cided to turn to the professional Swasey’s New Hampshire basketball urday night. This was New Hamp­ Hampshire is seeking vengeance for boxing team won over a strong Coast win in six starts when they defeated week-end. ranks while waiting to secure a chem­ team opened up and defeated the Con­ shire’s first defeat at the hands of an last year’s overwhelming defeat. Guard Academy team here last Sat­ the strong Nichols Junior College Army hockey team having won three ical engineering position. While in necticut Aggies at Storrs, Conn., last urday by a 41/£-21/£ score. After an team by a 35-28 score in the Gym, We notice that Joseph J. Whyte of college he was one of the best light­ Saturday night. The final whistle games out of three in previous years. The boxing team did nobly Satur­ extensive week of training following Monday night. last year’s winter sports team, form­ weight boxers in New England col­ found the Wildcats leading 27-20. The Wildcats were handicapped by day, winning over the Coast Guard the decisive defeat at the hands of the Led by Rogers, Bronstein, and Jos­ er intercollegiate ski jump champion, lege ranks. Both teams played cautiously as poor ice conditions for practice, while Academy 4% to 2%. It was one of Navy, Coach Reed’s men came back to lin the first year men built up a com­ is entered in the open class in the the game opened, and as the first half Army’s new rink has greatly aided the best boxing matches seen here in upset the cadets from New London manding lead in the first two periods, Dartmouth Carnival. progressed neither team found itself the West Pointers. However, the many a year. The Coast Guard, in one of the most interesting series being ahead 24-6 at half time. game was an exciting one with two able to penetrate within scoring of bouts fought here in several years. The ability of the freshmen to though inexperienced, were in the best range. The Aggie defense completely evenly matched teams, fighting it out Wouldn’t the Indians be surprised The showing of McGrath and score on long shots, and the extremely of condition and proved to be stubborn smothered the Wildcat block plays, to the end in a contest that was any­ if the Wildcats should defeat their Moody, two new stars on the varsity close guarding which the Nichols’ foes. which have proved successful in most body’s until the final whistle. self-called invincible winter sports team, was the feature of the meet. team had to work against seemed to of the early season games, and the Wagstaff, Army wing, opened the outfit. But upsets have occurred be­ McGrath, whose no decision fight at leave no doubt as to the winning McGrath and Moody were the hits varsity men were unable to make scoring for the home team after a fore—Remember Lake Placid! Annapolis saved the Wildcats from a team, but on resumption of play in minute and a half of play of the first of the afternoon. Muggsy’s hardest their shots at long range. shutout, easily outclassed his oppo­ the third period a revived Nichols’ period. Army held this lead until mi m u , battle however comes Thursday night At the start of the second half the nent in the 175-lb. class. The New team took the floor and outscored the Captain Nowak’s goal tied the score; ,F+W H^mPshire team has when he must select a Carnival New Hampshire team abandoned their Hampshire man’s left handed attack home team 2-1 in the last two 1-1 early in the second period. Tallies manageud to chalk up a few victories Queen. organized offense in an effort to build had Cadet Lathrop on the defensive periods. since the last issue. Let’s hope this up a lead. The Nutmeggers refused by Whipple and Warren of Army The team goes to Yale and the throughout the fight. Barnes, left forward for the visi­ again put the cadet team in the lead week-end will be as victorious. to be shaken, however, and with four Moody, star of last year’s freshman tors, made three quick baskets from “magic wand” predicts close matches minutes to play New Hampshire Angwin scored New Hampshire’s sec­ with New Hampshire coming out on team, had little trouble with his the floor to open the scoring in the ond goal twenty seconds before the The basketball team under “Lundy’s” called for time out, leading by a single top. It’s a precarious statement to opponent, knocking him out in the third period. Baskets by Potter and period ended. The period ended 3-2 guidance, during the illness of point. second round, after sending him to White cut the freshman lead to six with Army in the lead. Swasey, scored an impressive victory make but we hope it proves true. At this point in the game Joe Tar­ the canvas twice. The winner’s points before the quarter came to a The last stanza found both teams over Connecticut State. It begins to gonski was substituted for Bruce aggressive style of fighting left no close, but just before the whistle, Ed dashing up and down the ice, the look as though the team will hit the The relay team finished second to Koehler, who had been closely guarded doubt of the outcome of the bout from Rogers sank one of his long ones to Wildcats attempting to tie the score stride we hoped for earlier in the Northeastern at the Millrose Games throughout the game by the Connec­ the opening bell. increase the Wild Kitten total. and Army trying to increase their season. last Saturday. Temple finished a ticut backs. In the first fight of the afternoon Acting Captain Bronstein called a lead. After twenty minutes of spec­ poor third. They are now pointing Joe seemed to inject new life into Ed Lincoln defeated Cadet Welch time-out for the freshmen as the last tacular playing by both teams, Tel­ to the B. A. A. game Saturday in the team, and the Wildcats quickly after three fast rounds. The first two period opened, and in play of the last ford finally scored for Army on a drive that hit the boards at the end hopes of bringing home a first place. built up a lead which carried them of the rink with such force that it rounds were even, but in the third period the freshmen held their oppo­ pass from Wagstaff. White scored And incidently, did you hear the nice safely to victory. Fred Walker, round Lincoln, aided by his advan­ nents on even terms. the final goal of the game for the bounced back, hit Maxwell’s skate, words mentioned about A1 Miller by sophomore guard, sank a long shot, and bounded into the net. tage in height and reach, outpointed The summary: Wildcats two minutes before the final the radio announcer? and Targonski followed with two his rival and gained the decision. NEW HAMPSHIRE FRESHMEN whistle. The game with Northeastern Uni­ pretty shots from under the basket. versity will be played at Boston Fri­ Frank Wykoff found the board Paul Dearborn, the only letterman Gls. FIs. pts. Captain Nowak, Steffy, and Grocott Walker counted again from outside Bronstein, rf day evening, while Carnival visitors on the team which opnosed the Coast 4 0 excelled for New Hampshire on the track a little hard to fathom and the foul circle to close the New Ranchynoski, rf 3 0 will be able to witness, Old Man Guard men, won his bout by staging Joslin, If ice, while Maxwell, star goalie of finished second to Toppino in the Hampshire scoring for the evening. 3 2 weather permitting, varsity and a comeback after being floored in the Rogers, c 5 1 last year’s Frosh sextet did well as sixty yard dash. Cunningham of Trzuskoski, Walker, and Targonski freshmen games with the M. I. T. first round for a count of eight. The Clarke, c 0 0 net-minder for the Wildcats in view Kansas State pulled a surprise by were outstanding for New Hamp­ Robinson, rg 0 0 varsity and freshman sextets here at last round of the fight found the Wild­ Leen, rg of the fact a number of unavoidable nosing out Gene Venzke, sensation of shire, while two of the Aggies’ foot­ 0 0 Durham Saturday morning starting cat in complete command of the situa- Ahern, Ig 1 0 goals were shot by him. The first ’32, in the mile. ball players, who starred on Alumni at 10:00 A. M. The probable start­ (Continued on Page 6) Army score by Wagstaff was a long field this past fall, Levitow and Lip- Totals 16 ing lineup is: White and Steffy, The freshman basketball quintet de­ man, played well for the losers. wings; Grocott, center; Captain No­ Carl Lundholm, coach of freshman NICHOLS JUNIOR COLLEGE feated Nichols Jr. College 35-29 Mon­ wak and Bacheller, defense; Maxwell basketball, accompanied the team on Gls. FIs. Pts. day night. The freshman looked COLLEGE BARBER Work Satisfactory — Service Prompt Barnes, rf 5 0 10 or Congdon, goal. good but almost got caught napping the trip as Coach Swasey was con­ White, If 5 1 11 The summary: in the latter part of the game. Jos- fined to his home through illness. Potter, c 2 0 4 A R M Y NTS Summary: SHOP C. F. WHITEHOUSE Burke, rg O il H A M P SH IR E selyn was the bright light of the Moore,' rg 0 2 2 Vannostrand, g g, Maxwell game. He was here, there and every­ NEW HAMPSHIRE GORMAN BLOCK Quality Printing Carlyle, lg 0 0 0 Simenson, rd rd, N ow ak Gls. FIs. Pts. Davis, J. J., Id Id, M cD erm ott where, busting up Nichols’ plays. FRED SNELL Up one flight— We treat you right Gormley, rf 3 0 6 331 Central Ave., Dover Totals 12 4 28 Donahue, c c, Grocott Koehler, If 1 0 2 Wagstaff, rw rw, Steffy Targonski, If 2 0 4 M ALCOLM BR AN N EN , ’32, Prop. T im e: four 10m. periods, Referee: Rog- Telford, lw The freshman and Lawrence Tel.: Office, 164-W; House, 164-R ers. Timer: Robinson. lw, W hite Snell went out for boxing for the Trzuskoski, c 3 0 6 Army spares: Whipple, Warren, Lane Academy “slushed” it out to a 3-3 Walker, rg 3 0 6 and Lawlor. New Hampshire spares: tie Tuesday. Poor ice made the first time in his sophomore year at McKiniry, lg 1 1 3 Angwin, Bowler, Partridge, Abbe, Bach­ game more of a golf match than a the University having never done any Demers, lg 0 0 0 eller. Referees: Mitchell and Hassard. fighting previously. He made his STOP IN A T First period—scoring: 1, Army, Wagstaff. hockey game. Weir, the converted Totals 13 1 27 Penalties: None. Second period—scoring: wing, continued his brilliant playing letter in his junior year and during 2, New Hampshire, Nowak, 3, Army, CONNECTICUT Whipple, 4, Army, Warren, 5, New Hamp­ of the nets. his last year in college was elected Gls. Pis. Pts. shire, Angwin. Penalties: None. Third captain of the team. As captain of W einer, rf 0 0 0 Grant’s Cafe during Carnival period—scoring: 6 Army, Telford (Wag­ “Heavenly Days,” one would think the team he did not lose a bout. Per­ Skuv’kes, rf 0 0 0 staff), 7, New Hampshire, White. Pen­ forming as an amateur, he cut a wide Levitow, If 3 0 6 alties: McDermott, Nowak. Time of pe­ that it is June. Al Meersman, promi­ Ebby, c 0 0 0 -I T 'S T H E NATURAL PLACE TO GO riods—23 minutes. nent boxer, has gone and done it. swarth in state boxing circles, holding Standish, c 3 0 6 the title in 1932. W e was well-known Donohue, rg 2 0 4 Best of luck Al. May Dan Cupid Lipman, lg 2 0 4 smile on you kindly. for his appearances in the Golden SHOE REPAIRING Glove tournaments at Manchester. Totals 10 0 20 During his college career he won T im e: Tw o 20m. periods. Referee: ^CLYDE L% Shoes Shined Del Caminati is still working dili­ Johnson. MORRILL BLOCK gently on his Hollywood idea. He eight of his ten bouts, never being WHITEHOUSE HOURS Prices are Lower promises the best of results and all knocked out. OPrOMErmsT 9 -1 1 < 1 -5 the fair co-eds’ hearts are going In April last year he advanced to East of the Water Tower GEORGE GATCHELL (Continued from Page 4) \\^ DOVER, N.H. 2>y Sppointmenl bumpty-bump in fond hope. the finals of the Olympics tryouts, DURHAM, N. H. losing to the star of the Temple Uni­ A report from the office of Mayor Well, Kimball, I’ve done my best versity team, Peter d’Allessandro. Welcome, Carnival Folk! The bouts were held at Philadelphia. Toolin has been received to the effect by the Bull. May the kind gods Fred has no manager as yet and that the liquor squad has gone fishing Stop! Look and Read This grant mercy in their criticisms. Au for the week-end. revoir, toodle-oo, and good-bye! has not the ideal training opportu­ Little Ad nities he had while here at the Uni It is our hope that the 1933 Winter Carnival versity. There being no men of his “Stinky” Conroy has gone sissy, Cigarettes have dropped in Durham. THE CABIN refereeing girls’ basketball games. calibre in his home town, Lisbon, he Where ? A t Tenth Winter Carnival has had considerable trouble in find may be so thoroughly enjoyed that only hap­ “Chi Omugger” Dow can’t figure Will be Glad to Serve ing sparring partners. ROBERTS CORNER GROCERY Opens With Procession this column combination. Town Hall Bldg. Your Carnival Guests piest memories of the University will be linked (Continued from Page 3) the Carnival parade. Mr. Amos Bill Rugg should take a couple for NOW 2 PEGS, for 25c with this Carnival Season. The evening program is the high­ Crooks of Winthrop, Mass., as mas­ having his picture in the society sec­ Camels - Chesterfields - Luckies light of the carnival program. The ter of ceremonies will officiate in the tion of the Advertiser last Sunday. Outing Club is sponsoring a $2 per crowning of the carnival queen and Tabloids next? — Also — A Swallow or a Full Meal couple formal dinner in the Commons presenting her with the Outing Club’s Fruit, Candy, Tonic, Cigars, Tobacco, dining cafeteria at seven o’clock. sixteen inch gold cup. Brown and “Southpaw” McGrath, our heavy­ Pastry, Fancy Cookies, and Ice Cream From 8.15 to nine Al Katz and his Co. of Portland, Maine, have been weight pug, had a pleasant trip by Ten Kittens, Columbia Recording ar­ contracted to decorate the gymnasium. boat to Annapolis. He was so sea­ tists will present a concert program. Free checking and free refreshments sick that he contemplated jumping The program as arranged by Al Katz will be offered to all attending the overboard until he met a sub-deb who DAERIS TEA ROOM in cooperation with Arnold Rhodes, carnival ball. The admission is $3.85 danced his feelings away. Mugsie THE UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE Chairman of the Carnival committee, per couple. Single balcony admission may be “King Winter,” but he is no Located at the Morrill Block and American House is as follow s: is 40c. “King Neptune.” 1. Excerpts from Show Boat, Saturday morning at ten o’clock the Drop in for lunch, tea or regular meals. The same prices, the same quality We suggest that the chairman of of food and service. Jerome Kern Athletic Association have scheduled 2. Waltzes from Operetta “Sari,” two games of hockey. The strong the Carnival Committee button up his DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE Kalman M. I. T. varsity hockey sextette overcoat the next time that he goes skating. 3. Argentine Nights, Donato clashes with the New Hampshire 4. Kashmiri Song, Finden team while the Freshman meet the The executive committee of the 5. Silver Moon from “My Mary­ Massachusetts Institute of Technol­ Durham Boys’ Club wishes to an­ Strafford National Bank, Dover, N. H. land,” Romberg ogy yearlings in a preliminary game. nounce that freshmen are not eligible Hungarian Dance, Number 5, Exhibition ski-jumping and the open CARNIVAL GUESTS WILL BE WELCOME for membership. Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent Brahms intra-mural ski jumping competition at Beech Hill conclude the carnival’s 7. Lover Come Back to Me and What happened to “The Ladies of A. B. A. Travelers’ Checks for Sale — AT — Softly as in a Morning Sun­ winter sports events. Al Mott, chair­ The Jury?” rise, Romberg man of the committee, has arranged Trees, Rasbach for a fine program for the afternoon, We nominate for the Hall of Fame: THE UNIVERSITY DINING HALL 9. Hungaria from Second Hunga­ securing for exhibition ski-jumping Panagoulis MEADER’S FLOWER SHOP rian Rhapsody, arr. by Black Odd Overgaad of West Concord, Jock Malone 10. I’ll See You Again, from “Bit­ Mass., Leif Nash of Concord, Mass., Bill Marsh ter Sweet,” Coward and Wayne Stevens of Auburn, Maine, Don Sweeney FLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS 11. Selections, “Favorites,” former Maine State and National King Solomon Junior ski-jumping champion. He 6 THIRD STREET DOVER, N. H. After enjoying the tang of the winter air, Victor Herbert Shoredinner 12. Pomp and Circumstance, March has also made negotiations with the “ 2%” you are cordially invited to take your meals in Triumphant, Elgar Nansen Ski Club of Berlin, New Puck Viano The tenth annual carnival ball Hampshire, and the Laconia Ski Club congenial surroundings. starts at nine o’clock. Al Katz and of Laconia, New Hampshire, to se­ We understand that “Tab Shirt” HAM’S Complete House Furnishings his Ten Kittens will furnish the cure additional exhibition ski-jump- Caminati has gone social on his Bos­ music. Patrons and Patronesses for ers. Negotiations are under way for ton girl. MARKET For Home and Fraternity House the ball are Pres, and Mrs. E. M. securing Albert Lazure, former Uni­ Prompt, responsible service by the Quality Food at Reasonable Prices Lewis, Mr. and Mrs. E. Y. Blewett versity winter sports star, Joseph We wish that our brother columnist and Mr. and Mrs. R. W. Daland. Whyte, Lancaster, N. H., last year’s would wash his pants. oldest furniture house in Dover. MEATS AND President Barron Rogers of the Out­ N. H. Winter Sports Captain, Ernest Window shades made to order ing Club and Chairman Arnold Rhodes Pederson, Bath, N. H., former Inter­ If you don’t like our column write PROVISIONS of the carnival committee will lead collegiate ski-jumping champion, Hol­ to the editor, and if you do like it the Grand March at ten o’clock. man Finley, Canaan, Vt., and Erling keep quiet about it. About eleven o’clock Mr. and Mrs. Anderson, one of the leading ski- Fruits and Vegetables in E. Morrill Furniture Co. The University Dining Hall Bradford McIntyre and Mr. and Mrs. jumpers in the East. It is not defi­ Editor’s Note— Mr. McLaughlin has Their Season George R. Thomas will select a carni­ nitely certain whether these promi­ no connection with the Tower this 60 Third Street, Tel. 70 val queen from the seven contestants nent ski stars will be able to attend week, so use your shot guns on some Telephone 57-58 Durham, N. H. Opposite R. R. Crossing selected the previous evening during (Continued on Page 6) one else. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 9, 1933.

■■ .ii—- ..' i n n.i ■ TAU KAPPA EPSILON: Misses: Katherine Scribner, Fortland, Me.; ^Fraternities Entertain Phyllis Knight, Portland, Me.; Char­ Sarah Smith, Concord, N. H.; Doro­ Three Hundred Guests lotte Hills, Norton, Mass.; Eileen thy Oaks, Manchester, N. H.; Rita Coffin, Hudson, N. H.; Elizabeth Hay- Anderson, Durham, N. H.; Mary (Continued from Page 4) ford, Auburndale, Mass.; Margaret Fuller, Manchester, N. H.; Helen Col­ inClDCNTALC Duncan, Contudole, R. I.; Ruth Jos- burn, No. Attleboro, N. H.; Betty DOVER, N. H. lin, Boston, Mass.; Priscilla Garrett, Gilmour, Boston, Mass.; Ruth Seeger, cord, N. H.; Marion Pike, Wolfeboro, Tel. 420 Portsmouth, N. H.; Alice Towle, Exe­ Barre, Vt., Geneve Doe, Concord, N. H.; Harriet Dyer, Trenton, N. J.; ter, N. H.; Catherine Dunlap, Leomin­ N. H.; Helen Goodwin, Groton, Mass.; Alice Hart, Lowell, Mass.; Frances ster, Mass.; Louise Eaton, Melrose, Bertha Vachon, Boston, Mass.; Ger­ WEEK OF FEBRUARY 12 Noyes, Providence, R. I.; Marjorie Mass.; Mary Batman, No. Stratford, trude Pierce, Shelburne Falls, Mass.; Kilton, W. Lebanon, N. H.; Mary N. H.; Charlotte Hunkins, Auburn, Virginia Douglas, Georgia Falls, No. Dudis, Concord, N. H.; Elda Baldacci, Carolina; Priscilla Glazier, Durham, Claremont, N. H.; Lillian Gauthier, N. H. Sunday - Monday Music will be furnished by the N. H.; Gertrude Siddall, Manchester, Boston, Mass.; Frances Marshall, JANET GAYNOR iglit Greene Dragons, Keene, N. H. N. H.; Ruth Paulson, Durham, N. H.; Manchester, N. H.; Nancy Meehan, THETA CHI: Misses: Beulah Helen Henderson, Durham, N. H.; CHAS. FARRELL Flushing, N. Y.; Maribel Vinsin, Phyllis Oakes, Portland, Me.; Muriel Winchester, Mass.; Elizabeth Dexter, Phelps, Saugerties, N. Y .; Hollis Wil­ — in — cox, Reading, Mass.; Hope Salisbury, Clark, Portsmouth, N. H. by Rog. Lambert, ’36 formation, but, no—, and ’lo—, it Littleton, N. H.; Helen Frye, Hell- Music by Clarence Rougier, Lynn, ‘TESS OF THE seems that a long one of tomato-juice gate, N. Y. Providence, R. I.; Helen Gowen, San­ ford, Me.; Marion Berquist, Manches­ Mass. and he is fit for the old grind again. Music will be furnished Saturday STORM COUNTRY” W A R N IN G : It has been brought to ter, N. H.; Dorothy Brown, Pittsfield, our attention by perhaps not so fickle Grand thing, this “nature.” night by Dick Campbell, Lowell, Mass. PI KAPPA ALPHA: Misses: Mary Mass.; Marjorie Clark, Plymouth, Wildcat Mitt Men rumor that there are several “gentle­ The fires have lost some of their Mass.; Natalie Ferrin, Haverhill, Tuesday - Wednesday men” hired by unknoum but interested customary warmth at the A. X. 0. Winter, Newport, N. H.; Constance Beat Coast Guard by Bernier, Exeter, N. H.; Eloise Jack­ Mass.; Mary Baxter, Milton, Mass.; persons to act as what the press house since a certain woman has emi­ Alice Thompson, Newton, Mass.; Ro- WARREN WILLIAM commonly calls stool-pige\ons. N at­ grated to Manchester. We extend our son, Ithaca, N. Y.; Marjorie Morris- Good Margin sette, Exeter, N. H.; Frances Smith, bena Senior, Sanford, Me.; Beverly (Continued from Page 5) — in — W hat urally, all things not being neces­ customary sympathy. Stevens, Auburn, Me.; Betty Brown, sarily equal, it stands to the point We hold in hand a document on Biddeford, Me.; Merle Leavitt, Exe­ ‘EMPLOYEES ter, N. H.; Leontine Mercier, Sher­ Auburn, Me.; Muriel Price, Ashland, tion with his opponent, Cadet Kayer, that it may be true. Anyway we which ye scribe has scribbled inscrip­ N. H.; Edna Bond, Franklin, N. H.; on the verge of a knockout. ENTRANCE” i W e Can Say warned you. tions to the effect that the said Mugsy brooke, Que.; Luella Nelson, Town­ I send Harbor, Mass.; Mary MaCrae, Mildred Lake, Laconia, N. H.; Helen The first Coast Guard victory came We hope that no hard feelings will McGrath, being of approximate sound Crouse, Melrose, Mass.; Virginia in the third fight of the afternoon result from this, nevertheless, a cer­ mind and body, duly and rightly Durham, N. H.; Sally Zolkos, Pel­ J any other store can say k ham, N. H.; Eleanor Cavanaugh, Smith, Brookline, Mass.; Thelma when Armstrong defeated William Thursday tain brother of ours had to take a pledges himself to write a non-too Reynolds, Boston, Mass.; Elsie Lucinski. Lucinski, fighting his first Norwich, Conn.; Louise Kimball, WARNER BAXTER j a similar notice. j rather nice lass to the movies Tues­ putrid opus of letters and verbs, com­ Thrush, Wakefield, Mass.; Marian match for the varsity, was outclassed day night, to make her desist in call­ monly called poem, which poem shall Franklin, N. H.; Alice Marshall, I Pettingale, Boston, Mass.; Dorothy in the first two rounds, but made a “6 HOURS TO LIVE” ing him “sweetheart,” “lovey-dovey” be printed in the forthcoming issue of Burlington, Vt.; Carolyn Ayres, New­ ton, Mass.; Dorothy Savage, Lowell, Lockard, Claremont, N. H.; Barbara valiant effort to knock his man out W hat and other choice names. It seems T h e N e w H a m p s h i r e . All parties at Hinckley, Hartford, Conn.; and Lady in the third round. that unless the wind changes, said said and aforementioned newspaper Mass.; Viola Worthington, North­ ampton, Mass.; Mary Doherty, And­ Faith Montps-u, London, Eng. In the 145-lb. class Cadet Smith Friday young man is to be henceforth and office being necessarily tolerant. (Ed. Music will be furnished by Jimmy gave one of the best exhibitions of the Can Show\ forthcomingly “darling,” to the rest note: WEDONOTCHOSETOPRINT.) over, Mass.; Frances Tuttle, Peter- 'W e boro, N. H.; Lillian Morrissette, Exe­ Biola, Haverhill, Mass. afternoon in defeating Ken Philbrick. ACTS YODYIL of the gang. All our sympathy. Joseph Emptyit Toolin was very THETA KAPPA PHI: Misses: Ar- After being on the defensive in the i It seems that we are fated the nervous when Mr. McSwiney was seen ter, N. H. AND ah, well, that’s another The music will be furnished by Eu­ leen Mallen, Boston, Mass.; Annette first round the visitor opened up in 5 wrong way. First, we are stopped at hurrying down the steps of a Boston I gene Meserve, Dover, N. H. Anctil, Nashua, N. H.; Ann Foster, the second and floored Philbrick. After Feature— “KONGO” Lexington, Mass., for passing a red maternity hospital hugging a basket­ j story. SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON: Misses: Hartford, Conn.; Carolina Moore, the knockdown the visitor had com­ light, then, back in Durham again, ball. Helen Lehman, N. Y. C.; Winifred Concord, N. H.; Anne Martowski, plete control of the situation, al­ we decide to ride to Dover for some i After reading somewhere that the Nickerson, Boston, Mass.; Bertha Waltham, Mass.; Rita Rachefort, though Philbrick put up a game Saturday gasoline only to be stopped there be­ freshman is not only a college man Williams, Boston, Mass.; Elizabeth Worcester, Mass.; Lillian Somers, battle. cause our tail light was no more. No DOUG. FAIRBANKS, JR. but a mere apology for it, may we add Darcy, Dover, N. H.; Barbara Jen­ Hartford, Conn.; Gertrude Jennings, A fight in the 155-lb. class, which story...... that the apology was not accepted? nings, Manchester, N. H.; Evelyn Dorchester, Mass.; Kay Coyle, N. Y. resulted in a draw, was fought be­ ‘PARACHUTE JUMPER” Prexy Sweetser was seen looking And they strike matches! Jennings, Manchester, N. H.; Ruth C.; Phyllis Moran, Newburyport, tween Connie Ahern and Cadet Mc­ for something around the back of BRAD MclNTIRE And the British simply cannot un­ Rolfe, Somersworth, N. H.; Raphel Mass.; Andrea Dron, Nashua, N. H.; Kay. The New Hampshire man had Scott Hall, last Friday night. Al­ derstand why Mr. Hoover is still Cox, Lisbon, N. H.; Evelyn French, Madeline Dwyer, Haverhill, Mass.; all the best of it in the first and sec­ though we cannot say what he was manipulating the reins. Neither can Boston, Mass.; Flora Rogers, Water­ Waltina Serymand, Claremont, N. H.; ond round, having his man on the looking for, may we ask the four we— town, Mass.; Mary Gens, Concord, Lillian Younquest, Boston, Mass.; verge of a knockout in the second, but readers not to ask us how come we Then, our favorite sports writer N. H.; Jean Cunningham, Philadel­ Ruth O’Dowd, Manchester, N. H.; McKay turned the tables in the last There will be a meeting of the know that he was there. . . . favors us by serving us the following phia, Pa.; Dorothy Gribbins, Concord, Anna Thompson, Twin Mts., N. H.; round and earned a draw. Glider Club every Wednesday this The historical ride of Paul Revere bit, i. e., that our sweet co-eds have N. H.; Catherine Crowley, Concord, Vera Eagan, Haverhill, N. H.; Mary Ben Osthues, well known for his term at 4.30 P. M. in room 102 De- was almost equalled Thursday morn, turned to stage-door Johnnying the N. H.; Catherine Hough, Boston, Kershner, New Rochelle, N. Y .; Ruth humorous stories, refereed the bouts meritt Hall. There will be a series last, when a certain undergraduate varsity basketballers. May we sug­ Mass.; Phoebe Graham, Lebanon, N. O’Keefe, Peabody, Mass.; Ann Clag- a^d contributed his usual bit to the of lectures at these meetings given had to drive a lass to Dover in afternoon’s entertainment. by Nancy Carlisle gest flowers? H.; Jane Fletcher, North Hampton, her, N. Y. C.; Grace Russeault, Hav­ by Professor Stolworthy and other Sweeney s half-frozen car. We are, of course, impressed by the N. H.; Flora Peterson, Manchester, erhill, Mass.; Arleta Beal, Durham, Summary: members of the faculty. Now that Marlene Dietrich has fact that the five-dollar cut-throat N. H.; Agnes Malloy, Nashua, N. H.; 115-pound class-—Lincoln (NH) defeated A. A. U. W. N. H.; Ruth Weston, Keene, N. H.; Welch, three rounds taken to wearing trousers, even for carnival ball charge is to be reduced Eleln Larson, Madison, Mass. A meeting of the A. A. U. W. was Peggy Ekdall, Durham, N. H.; Mar­ 125-pound class—Dearborn (NH) de­ 155-pound class—Ahern (NH) and Mc­ formal wear, and most of the mem­ to three eighty-five, adding four Music will be furnished by Ed. feated Thayer, three rounds. Kay (CG), three rounds, draw. held at the home of Mrs. Lucinda ion Hayes, Manchester, N. H. bers of the socially elect fairer sex of packs of Camels to our budget, and Ellen Larson, Madison, Mass. 135-pound class—Armstrong' (CG) de­ 165-pound class—Moody (NH) knocked Smith January 24. Many were in at­ Ken Murray of Malden, Mass., will feated Lucinski, three rounds. out Tighe, 50 secs, of second round. certain Massachusetts towns are seri­ that A1 Kats’ Alley Cats are to fur­ THETA UPSILON OMEGA: tendance. A meeting will be held at furnish the music for the House 145-pound class—Smith (CG) defeated 175-pound class—McGrath (NH) de­ ously contemplating the regular wear­ nish the necessary rhythm. Dance. Misses: Jean Newdorf, N. Y. C.; Philbrick, three rounds. feated Lathrop, three rounds. the home of Mrs. Naomi Ekdahl Feb­ ing of manly attire, may we suggest ruary 9. Miss Kay Peterson, art that we of Durham are not at all teacher at Lasell, will speak. Each a-flutter or surprised, what with pipe- member may bring a guest. This is smoking by one of our twins (at the sponsored by the art group. Inn) and cigar-blowing addiction of one of our prettier lasses at Scott. Book and Scroll We males, we suppose, should plan A meeting of Book and Scroll was a massed invasion of Dover Clear- held January 26 at the Theta Upsilon Weave shoppes, to even the score. House with Newton Carroll presiding After he has been successively in the absence of Miss Jennie Bujnie- stewed, pruned, ossified, bunned, lit, vicz. Mr. Carol Towle gave a most pie-eyed and the like, man should interesting talk on “The College Scene emerge showing a remarkable trans­ in Literature.” Plans were dis­ cussed for an open meeting to be held later in the term. A meeting will be ning. Mr. and Mrs. John Hauslein held at the Alpha Xi Delta House were chaperones. Thursday, February 9. Mr. Dunstan, rector of the Episcopal Church in Do­ ver will be the speaker. Phi Delta Upsilon A victrola dance was held at the Classical Club fraternity house Friday evening. Mr. A meeting of the Classical Club and Mrs. O. V. Henderson chaperoned. was held at the home of Mr. Walsh, Professor Raymond Stark was a 114 Ballard street, on February 6. dinner guest, Friday. Pictures were shown to the group. Robert Chase of Dartmouth and Norman Cutler of Dover were week­ Kappa Delta Pi end guests at the fraternity house. The following students were ini­ tiated into Kappa Delta Pi, honorary A buffet supper was held at the education society, on Monday, Febru­ Practice House on Thursday evening ary 5th: Arden G. Atkins, Donald E. for the matrons and house mothers Bowler, Warren C. Clark, Muriel R. of those girls living in the Practice Grover, Cecila A. Meserve, Miriam H. House this term. Those who attended Myllymaki, Eva S. Patridge, Henriet­ were Mrs. Tewksbury, Mrs. Larabie, ta R. Rowe, and Alice E. Walker. Mrs. Haywood, and Mrs. Sanders. Alyce L. Gage was pledged. The local chapter representatives chosen as delegates to the national Durham Woman’s Club convention of Kappa Delta Pi to be The meeting of the Department of held in New York City are Ruth Music of the Durham Woman’s Club Dodge, Carolyn Files, Gordon Thayer, at which Mr. E. Barton Hills is to speak on “American Ballads,” has and Hammond Young. been postponed until Monday evening, Alpha Xi Delta February 13. Tau Chapter of Alpha Xi Delta Members of the Department of held a formal winter house dance Current Events are to be guests of last Saturday. The chaperones were the A. A. U. W. at the home of Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Amos Crooks of Win- M. M. Smith on Wednesday, Febru­ throp, Mass., Mrs. Clara Flanders, ary 15. Mr. Ned Elliot is to speak on Mrs. Max Abel, patronesses of the Germany. Mrs. Kalijarvi is to re­ sorority. The guests were Mr. and port on some International Relations Mrs. Harry Page, Louise Bond of meetings which she has recently at­ The stage is all set for target practice. The magician Dover, Gabin Stair of Hanover, Wil­ tended. lifts his bow and aims an arrow at the bull’s-eye. His liam Fairbanks, Miss Tomkins and lovely assistant then steps in front of the target and Richard Weir of Boston, Maynard Folk Club he shoots the arrow—apparently through her—and it McLean, Roger Osgood, Kenneth The University Folk Club will hold fixes itself in the very center of the bull’s-eye! And Bowler, Lawrence McGowen, Robert its annual Guest Night meeting at she smiles through it all while the audience gasps. Main, William Gibbons, Harvey the Commons on Tuesday, February It’s fun to be fooled Clark, George Kerr, John Coyne, Gene 14, at eight o’clock. A ll members EXPLANATION: Mailman, Fred Austin, Kenneth Saw- and their guests are cordially invited The arrow which the marksman “shoots through” his telle, Edson Gorr, William Law, Fred to attend. A program has been ar­ assistant simply folds up into the crossbow! The Perkins, Robert Harris, De Hart ranged after which there will be danc­ arrow which is actually embedded in the target is shot KNOW Krans, Arthur McLean, Charles Mar­ ing and bridge. Mrs. H. F. Allen is by the girl herself from a belt concealed under her ...it’s more fun to tel, Clarence Algren, Ernest Werner, President of the University Folk dress. She releases a little spring, the arrow unfolds, William Fadif, Robert Hadley, Wil­ Club. and shoots straight into the bull's-eye! It is all done in Like to see through tricks? Then let’s If you have to consider your throat, liam McDonald, Morris Clark, Rob­ a flash! So quickly the eye cannot detect the girl’s movements! To heighten the impression that the ar­ look at another. . . the illusion in ciga­ the quality of the tobacco in your ertson Page, John Maddock, Thomas row has gone right through, the girl releases a ribbon Day, and Arnold Rhodes. Tenth Winter Carnival from the front of her dress—the continuation, appar­ rette advertising called “ Cigarettes cigarette is important. ently, of the ribbon attached to the arrow in the target. and Your Throat.” Chi Omega Opens With Procession It is a fact, well known by Mary Locke, Alton, ’33; Helen (Continued from Page 5) The audience is told that by certain Rockwood, Exeter, ’34; Claire Short, magic processes tobacco can be made leaf tobacco experts, that Portsmouth, ’33, were initiated into as soothing as cough medicine. Camels are made from finer, Chi Omega Sorority last Saturday af­ but the Outing Club expect they will explanation : The easiest cigarette MORE EXPENSIVE tobaccos than ternoon. accept their invitation. Twelve in- tra-mural men are entered in the ski- on your throat is the cigarette that is any other popular brand. Kappa Delta jumping competition. Ski jumping made from the choicest ripe tobaccos. A victrola party was held at the this year will be judged for both form Camels are as non-irritating as a ciga­ local chapter house last Friday night. Cheap, raw tobaccos are, as you would and distance. Boston and Maine rette can be because Camels use choice, busses will furnish transportation to naturally expect, harsh in their effects Phi Mu and from the ski jump at Beech Hill upon the throat. ripe, tobaccos. Mrs. Harrison M. Burns was a leaving at 1.15 and 1.30, Saturday And because of the matchless blend­ guest at the Phi Mu House Saturday afternoon. ing of these costlier tobaccos Camels noon for lunch. According to the committee in A victrola party was held at the charge of the awarding of the prizes have a rich bouquet and aroma. . . a chapter house Friday night. to winners of the various events, a cool, delicious flavor. gold, silver, and bronze Outing Club Keep the air-tight, Theta Upsilon medal will be awarded to first, sec­ welded Mrs. Helen McLaughlin was a din­ ond, and third place winners respec­ Humidor Pack on your Camels ner guest at the local chapter house tively. . . . to assure yourself and your Friday night. Outing Club officers are as follows: companions a fresh, cool smoke. President, Barron Rogers; Secretary, Alpha Gamma Rho Hollister Sturges; Treasurer, Penn Dean Eastman was a dinner guest French. The Chairman of the Winter and speaker at the Alpha Gamma Carnival Committee is A1 Bertleson, Rho House on Tuesday evening. Richard Tower is assistant chairman NO TRICKS of Ice Carnival, Delfo Caminati in Alpha Kappa Pi charge of decorations, John W. York Pi Chapter of Alpha Kappa Pi an­ is assistant to the chairman of the ..JUST COSTLIER nounces the pledging of Ralph Mo- Winter Sports events, Nathaniel rang, ’36, of Wiscassett, Maine. Parker is in charge of the Public Re­ lations, Frederic Perkins is electri­ TOBACCOS Delta Epsilon Pi cian, James Pollard is the art director IN A m a t c h l e s s b l e n d A victrola party was held at the and Stanley Ekstrom is assistant to local chapter house on Friday eve- the chairman of winter sports events.