Jun 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BYE BYE :O) TWEETS OVER MAN KEEP UR PEEPERS PEELED ON THE SKIES&NET F OR THE NEXT GRAEY THING BYE Jun 19, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: just walked past Michael Richards leaving the liquor store 4 reals. h e had an expression of utter bewilderment and was carrying a camera Jun 18, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: solid win for the sox tonight, 2 games back Jun 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @faytime Excellent Tweet! Jun 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @groanzone Sorry to hear that Best Wishes to all parties "Cold..." Jun 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @groanzone bring back NWW!! :'( Jun 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: THE ONLY EXPOSURE 2 OUTSIDE WORLD MY FERAL CHILDREN GONNA GET IS ENTO URAGE SEASON 3 AND ROCKSTAR CANZ (they are forming a crude language) Jun 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: (sometime in the future) Me, wisely at the dog park ruins "Dogs dwell ed here...... " Jun 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o how very considerate. #notover #futurewar #alterthetimescap e #auerbach Jun 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @SRN_lol Jun 15, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Brazen Uzbek Jun 14, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Thank U Almine have just set as answering msg on my phone RT @AlmineW isdom: Living libraries the races of the stars http://chirb.it/v2wtb2 graeydave: Thank U Almine have just set as answering msg on my phone RT @Almin eWisdom: Living libraries the races of the stars http://chirb.it/v2wtb2 Jun 14, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 32 Jun 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Now to just set the mood....*dims lights* *lights candle* *opens door , 20 South Africans march into bedroom blowing vuvuzelas incessantly* Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: altar http://twitpic.com/1vqlyk graeydave: altar http://twitpic.com/1vqlyk Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o what's the big deal? that sort of thing happens at Parties all the time...... Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 22 Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o This world is so corrupt. Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice let's! Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: strained ligament holding up ipad in the woods for 2 hours showing th e trees a romcom #outstretchedarms #eyesinthepines #WhenInRome #ticks Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: sitting still, hands full of seed. trying to make friends with 2 Lil' chipmunks. gain their trust. then big squirmy cufflinks #fashion Jun 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @AnokPe: A blue dragonfly flew into my shower. I separated its soa pstucktogether wings with a scalpel blade; it flew away. Šanaqbaīmuru Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 2 STARBODY SPACE PANTHERS CIRCLE KE$hA MENANCINGLY "GRrr ur music 2 s explicit 4 tweens donate$$$ 2Scholastic Books"HoloFraud by Scholastic Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @AGentleBrees i got anthony kiedis & kobe bryant being shot execution style+buried in the same unmarked mass grave cake from CakeBoss Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: some online salvia headshop sponsored a monster truck and it's scorin g very well in the Mtruckin competition they're showing on tv right now Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I'm Learning about 'Kat Stacks' via some online searches! ***dulled t he pain, but killed the joy...... Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: h8 the lakers Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: neva imagined we'd be liviN in a world where we're forced to chisel o ut "gyroscopes" in our "iphones" to avoid the satellite lazer snipez Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @paulrust: Have you seen the GROWNUPS poster? I like how all thos e wacky guys came out of the water slide in order of their contract ... Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @leh0n: #idonotsupport my archenemy the census bureau, who has plu nged my life into a kafkaesque nightmare Jun 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @RealCarrotTop: In case you missed it, here I am on @Regis_and_Kel ly: "Oil Spill Comedy from Carrot Top on 'Regis and Kelly' (VIDEO)" ... Jun 7, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @robotic_emot: Huh. they said Fractal Boobs exhibit was "not a rea l thing" when i went to purchase tickets at the museum. Tricked aga ... Jun 7, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: mmm july roll (jelly roll) #SummerJam Wait, whaaaat RT @bashir_o: Aug h, stupid printer does this every time June rolls around. #SummerJam Jun 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @ChelseaVPeretti: JUST made up a song to celebrate turning my matt ress: "You flipped your bed you little champ! You little champ! You ... Jun 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: bury me with my roomba Jun 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: IM IN A SAILOR SUIT HOLDING A SMALL RIBBONED BALLOON AT UFC 200 AND I 'M JUST TRYING 2 GET BACK 2 MY OWN TIME...... not be made fun of =( Jun 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: invest in good vibes~~~ , ED HARDY AND JOHN DEERE ARE IN TENTATIVE TA LKS ABOUT COLLABoING ON A BALLCAP 4 TO BRING ABOUT MIDEAST PEACE YaY Jun 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Look. I'm not happy about the environmental impact either, but I'm go ing to eat one of those big oily birds and I just can't wait. Jun 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: go 2 subway and do a specific jump Swirl (( >17x)) in front of the c ounter they let u fill both your pockets with shredded lettuce&may0 Jun 1, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Aestro SOME SORT OF GRATE I THINK Jun 1, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Aestro JUST HAVIBG SOMEE FUN IT LOOKS GREAT Jun 1, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Orbicularis life trolls cubs fans Jun 1, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Aestro JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE. YOU JUST POSTED A PIC OV UR DUVET? May 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Amazing_QT829 IM A NET GANGSTA DONT HATE SMH May 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Huh. they said FractaL BewbZ exhibit was "not a real thing" when i we nt to purchase tix at the museum. May 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @groanzone WE SHOULD TOTALLY LIVE TWEET THE NEW UFFIE TRACKBYTRK (IMP RESSIONS, FEELINGSTATES),,, *~In Memorium of Fallen Dead TRoopzies~* May 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: MY MANS AN THEM HAD THEY WHOLE BODIES BURNT UP INNA FIRE :O :O :O May 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RIP DROWNED BRO May 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BETCHA 1 OF THESE 1000S OF "SPAM"EMAILS IVE BEEN RECEIVING PROB HAS S OME CLUES ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE . DUE DILLIGENCE May 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @CBoyardee your dead dog is dead and it's not coming back unless u di g 4 the bonez TONIGHTTTT May 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: elf/ May 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: elf May 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @everythingowns: im a fun lovin girl....i like all kinds of music. ..i'll listen to anythign except krautrock or yéyé. i like the bea ... May 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Bro_Pair far out man May 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: at sexand the city 2!!!!! Left seat next to me empty...... We Miss You Dimebag May 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://kids.summum.us/mummybear/ graeydave: http://kids.summum.us/mummybear/ May 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @TVGugs 8 May 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @dangerousneil he's the Party Dentist!!!! With lots of hottie babes i n the house! What else could you possibly want from dental hygienist? May 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: watchin old Night Courts in my oL' night jorts (reflective taping run es on each jeanshort buttock) usually jorts 4 jogging but TBQH Didn't May 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @faytime: using twitter as a social media launchpad is a great way to send myself into the web 2.0 world, I couldn't be more behind it May 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *AUdience rises in unison 2 give Leh0n lengthy standing ovation* RT @ leh0n: Whats omegablog's dog called? omegadog. May 27, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Ack! all the miniature ponies i was breeding came out fucking huge as s horses.... No ROOM the big Pony show tomorrow!! "Work Sucks, I Know" May 27, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @barackobama Pants Off Dance Off back on the air? May 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: so stupid on so many levels RT@JoseCanseco: I am at galvin ford shoul d I buy a car May 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: a tiny beautiful angel con queso forming of salsa and rising out of g lass jar upon lid breach. smushed it galdang guts out between 2 chip May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I Should have known to Quack. Thank you very much @wolfpupy May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ♫ NATTY DREAD LIKKA PON DE PUSHPOP INNA BABYLON LAND ♫ May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: any gamers out there in cyberville? i need your nerdy help. can't get past the 1st level in DUCKZZ:PartyPond, My duck keeps getting raped. May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Would you care to come up for a night cap? It just so happens I have an enourmous oval bed the shape of J.Bieber's face, bangs as covers. May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Guac occurs naturally @ Guac Springs . I have willed it to be. No fur ther questions. May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WHY thank you @oleback Great Dane! May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: over the winter i built a wheely robot that helps me with composting and today we're going to go to the food court for sbarro's pizza pie! May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: does anyone know if praying mantis are attracted to digital clocks? r ed numerals? i've set one to lure ...... May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OKAY. GUYS...OKAY... the tree birds are doing whistlings or clicking or _SOMETHING_ (noises)i Do not know what this is about!!!!! Hurry May 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ottograf my mistake! May 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice I'm not saying. I don't want him to get more followers tha n me. May 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: MMMMMMMMMMMMM YUM A SPECIAL CHICKEN SALAD DINNER ON THE EVE OV BRET M ICHAELS DEATH May 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: MY COP KILLER WIDGET WONT SYNC May 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: didnt I alREADY MURDER U rAND pAUL???? JEEZ LOUISE MY APPS MUST BE AL L OUTTA WACK May 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: IVE HIDDEN 3 STARBURSTS IN A SECRET SWAMP. FOLLOWER WHO FINDS IT MAY KEEP THE CANDY! GO!!!! #fun #mudhints #learn #game #mire #togetherness May 20, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ArsonistSavior a lot of free time to listen to jam boots in between goals May 20, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ottograf why ya gotta jack my tweets! May 20, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @seanaverydotcom No May 18, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: rly jumped the gun with boogieboard custom air spray this yr. too swe pt up in It's Complicated fever. not as cool now.....cmon july May 14, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @celtics: Wanna win tickets to Game 6 vs. Cleveland? Retweet this message: Be in your seats on time for tipoff at 8 pm and rock the J ... May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @JmacInEurope Don't hold out on me. Hook me up with those turtle twee ts! May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: NIGHTLY BUSINESS REPORT ACT LIKE YA KNOW "I'm Paul Kangas wishing all of you, the BEST of goodbyes" http://twitpic.com/1nb83y graeydave: NIGHTLY BUSINESS REPORT ACT LIKE YA KNOW "I'm Paul Kangas wishing a ll of you, the BEST of goodbyes" http://twitpic.com/1nb83y May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I MISS PAUL KANGAS FROM NBR SO SO MUCH. THE NEW BRO IS A DWEEB! SO TH AT'S WHY ALL THE FURNITURE IS FLIPPED OVER, THAT'S WHY THE PYRES.... May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o my fault, time on ice (wearing bra) May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o 165:06 TOIWB May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Braunger sooo weird, I JUST called my niece and told her "i'll fucki ng hang you by your dick off a 12 story building out this motherfucker" May 13, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ArsonistSavior i'm really nervous about game 7!!! ...What if they do n't run the NHL Messier Cup Celebration Commercial. 94!!!!!!! May 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DROP 3 OR 4 SMARTPHONES AND 1 ZUNE IN MY CUP SO THAT THEY CLATTER TOG ETHER WHEN I SWING MY DRANK TO AND FRO. 4 A NICE TIP. CLAIM UR GEODE May 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham I DIDN'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING WHILE U WERE SHREDDING BUT I THINK THERE'S SMEGMA ALL OVER UR FRETZ??? May 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Ooo Skullcandyz earbuds, know what thats about brother Ran across the st when i saw ya rockin skulls dont leave me hangin on the chestbump May 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: cholo grub // dolphin pupy // stew eel // a baby jar // geese (wylin out) // latex grape // gut bunny // chompy mud bear // newt owl May 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @AlmightyBoob Quit your lousy "job"!! Shed all material possessions! Go to @PFTompkins joketellings! Boss will prob reward 4 courage $$$$$ May 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ALL things Merge as One.....in the final VORTEX....freeze the video t here. there's my Bieber. being sucked into Nothing. there's my biebs May 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: AlwaysTalkOnThePhone.....LikeDarudeSandstorm...... anditscostmemanyfr iendsandcausedagreatdealofpainyeticontinuetopaceallconvos2itbeatzdadada May 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @THETHOROBRED: turn on the phillies game, im about to be on the fe ild!!!!!!!!!! May 5, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: "mannnnn, ya dog isnt ever gonna get swole offa dem treats!" Guy Wh o Makes His Own Dog Do Dog Bodybuilding May 5, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: A WHOLE CASTLE??? A GNC CASTLE???????? THAT'S WHERE I'LL GET MY VITAM INS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 5, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: affix a huge scarf across hood of car matching your own// get tootin ur own horn and waving hello to the hood cuz now u in the game 4real May 5, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tetradugenica thank ye myfsker, the feeling is mutual May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: What? No. I don't have any "app store peeves" You keep asking me the same question. No, we can't go to Red Lobster directly from KFC. May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i saw you switch out one of your doubledown chicken bread slices/brea sts with mine when i got my drink. to what end? this isn't working out May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: why did you go to freshen up in the bathroom of a kentucky fried chic ken in the first place? everyone heard you doing the screams in there May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: GRAIN MINDS THINK ALIKE "GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GR AIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN" HEAD FULL OF GRAIN. May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Why did you take your kfc doubledown chicken bread sandwich into the bathroom with you when you said you were going to go freshen up? jw May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @AGentleBrees THIS IS SO COOOL THEY JUST REPORTED IT ON 1010 WINS!!!! ! May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @mdl4 nice web tho! May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @mdl4 everything owns May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: modded my abz to encase a bumblebee hive. i shall pollinate the flowe rs with every crunch. i paw honey from my belly & thank public option May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Lain Wave fucked up making rise krispie treats May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o A Loyal Netizen! or he just downloaded pdf of rosie o'd ver y punny ebook OH! May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @WhitlockJason: You can't blame Bavetta and the refs. They did all they could. 30 to 15 fouls, 38 to 18 freethrow attempts. Refs wer ... May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o Prepare to die May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i have programmed an array of led lights on my wall that rapidly flas h colors. each sequence reminds me of dif. fruits. To eat! #healthtips May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Valerian Root, the dreadlocked stripper. Pleased to meet you. When th e TED Conference first contacted me to speak.... May 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: this tour sux!!! Im bored I Want Snax! i just flung my Ipad in2 ur tu nnels lol AND MY GRAMS _BETTER_ BUY ME A NEW 1 + THE P90X DVDS @CERN May 3, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice What's the big deal? Don't be such a #worrywort It is a li ttle strange the lids are all askew today though. Probably the wind. May 3, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @HollyClarissa: I really hate this dvd player..I wanna watch Xena! May 2, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Tam Lin http://twitpic.com/1k7eod graeydave: Tam Lin http://twitpic.com/1k7eod May 2, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice I have activated ___The Pods___ & now I have a lot of new friends Polliwog Biped Beings, but still!! http://twitpic.com/1k6zo4 graeydave: @goofjuice I have activated ___The Pods___ & now I have a lot of ne w friends Polliwog Biped Beings, but still!! http://twitpic.com/1k6zo4 May 2, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @tetradugenica: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6495979/ this is m y last video for the night it’s not a comedy, it’s about... [url]http://[/url] ... graeydave: RT @tetradugenica: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6495979/ this is my last video for the night it’s not a comedy, it’s about... [url]http://[/url] ... May 2, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @ladho: http://thepigskindoctors.com/wpcon...04/jamarcus.jpg graeydave: RT @ladho: http://thepigskindoctors.com/wpcon...04/jamarcus.jpg May 2, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: THIS YR BAELTAINE FELL ON A WEEKEND..... ME & GETO BOYZ WERE MAYPOLE FREAKING Apr 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: jesus christ! these transformers from the motion pictures look tough as nails! Apr 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YO! GOTH IN THE TUB!!!!!!!!!! #rubberducky #runnymakeup #graeybathwat er #ForlornSplish #NoTearsShamp Apr 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: does spencers gifts offer any sort of guarantee that no genitalia has been pressed against their electricity globes (drawing the charge) Apr 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: wobble a field recording featuring the soft rhythmic padding of my UG G boots dancing upon meadow grasses #UGGstep Apr 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: how long yall usually leave yalls Gurt in the micro waver till the b oring conformist part evaporates and ya got that glow glop? 90 mins? Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *UNZIPS FANNY PACK SO PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH QUARTZ CRYSTALS THAT TH EY SPILL OUT INSTANTLY ACROSS DESK REVEALING CRUMPLED UP RESUME* Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ate many large magnets 2 make my blood flow good! bad pains now tho ) ( from eating all the magnets :( th ey have not remained inside me.... Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: PUT THE WEAK ASS TWEETS BACK ON THE SHELF >:O Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: lightly run edge of duplexchicken along sloping form of bare shoulder . a small pool of cheesegrease pools in nape of neck #doubledownerotica Apr 29, 2010

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graeydave: No, ya it s me. I imitate a hawk s predatory screech to answer my cel ly and say hello since mid april (new form blossoming) yup everytime Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *BANGS RLY HARD ON LCD MONITOR OVER AND OVER* Cryptozoology RSS feed is a bunch of speculative articles and Bullshit! SCROLL SIGHTINGS MANG Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice you re a jerk! hacker!!!!! LETTER HACKER! George Bush does nt even live at ur apartment U KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED BUSH HORSE LESSONS Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oh no. no no no no NO Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DRINKIN ODOULS AT TWILIGHT AND COMBING THE HORSES HAIR! NOBLE BEASTS. HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE OR WHAT!!! BUT RESPECT HORSELAW #JustThe2OfUs Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: HOPEFULLY I DONT MAIM OR CRIPPLE MY HORSE CHAINING TOO MANY SICKY MOV ES 2GETHER! GEORGE W BUSH WOULD RESPECT MY BROLIC COURAGE THO Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DECIDED IM GOING TO WEAR A DRESS SHIRT & **BRAND NEW** JEANS FOR FIRS T DAY OF HORSERIDE LESSONS WITH GEORGE W BUSH!!! CASUAL + CLASS Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: COME ON GEORGE W BUSH I LL CRY RACE YA TO THE BIG ROCK WHOA TAKE IT E ASY WE NEED TO WORK ON FUNDAMENTALS HE LL REPLY. ID DO WELL TO HEED HIM Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WE WILL PROBABLY DO THE BASICS OF HOW TO STEER THE HORSES FIRST I IMA GINE. THEN DO JUMPS.VERY GRATEFUL 4 THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I M NEED TO BUY A CAMERA PHONE ASAP. SNAP SOME PICS OF GEORGE W BUSH TEACHING ME GOOD HORSE CONTROL/RUFFLING MY HAIR PROUDLY ON THE RANGE Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: REREADING MY LETTER FROM FORMER PREZ GEORGE W BUSH AND GRINNING EAR T O EAR! 1 ON 1 HORSE LESSONS, I CANT BELIEVE IT I CANT WAIT TO LEARN! Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I AM AS HAPPY AS A CLAM THAT GEORGE W BUSH IS GOING TO TEACH ME HOW T O RIDE HORSES Apr 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OH MY GOD GEORGE W BUSH IS PERSONALLY GOING TO TEACH ME TO RIDE HORSE S!!!!! HE ANSWERED MY LETTERS AND FOR SURE PROMISED YES DEFINITELY Apr 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Destroy Twitter #4sqday Apr 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ArsonistSavior Sickening. Apr 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ugh shrek it all 2 hell pager started blowin up during dopest part of marriage ref &missed a g.estefan quip :,( : ( Doing Cutting Apr 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: SO OBVIOUS KRISS ANGEL IS A TRUE LIVE ANGEL AT THIS POINT IM JUST GON NA CALL HIM KRISS 4 BREVITY SAKE. MINDFRAEK STAYS (ANGELIC BRANDSHARE) Apr 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: watching slowly setting sun....facing some truths....at this point un likely i will ever get the chance 2 "shake my stuff" on MTV s The Grind Apr 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: god, just shut up about Herzog already *dumps an entire bag of gummi bears into Ebert s gaping mouthface crevace* #funroadtrip #buddyflick Apr 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice how dare you Apr 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: Feeding La Femme Nikita a saucer of rich bisque. I feel that an obese

pet lizard would gracefully exhibit my in your face personality. Apr 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: FILL THE CYLINDER WITH SHARDS...... LET THE MEAN BIRDWATCHING BEG IN Apr 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: melting/warping edges of blue recycling container w/ welding torch. a n artistic statement. plunged directly in2 heart of the garbage scene. Apr 9, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: enormous wad of khat in my jaw and high tech resistance slacks 4 ward ing off (dribblin) stains.....Bring On The RomComs!!! blog my ass off Apr 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @reinbowkittenz VIRTUAL INSEMINATION IS ALREADY MY PHOBIA : NIGHTMAR E TRONSCAPE.....END UP BOY PREGGERS Apr 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: bought 2 ipads for smushin bugs, natch #topfreeaps #consumer #praying mantis #LCDclaener #tarantula #Guts #death #warranty #learn Mar 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @DjCocoaChanelle Instead of constant horns and/or sirens over the rap beats you should play wolf howLings and coyote yips. Just Trust Me Mar 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: zooey deschanel is a filthy u.s. terrorist!!!! lock it away under the dirt! make it pay!! That s the bottom line because Stone Cold Said So! Mar 31, 2010

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graeydave: MAXIM S TOP 7400 TIGHTEST LOOKIN SEXY FOSSILS LIST...... DON T GET ME STARTED, THAT S JUST WHAT THEY WANT Mar 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Ke$ha Divination Ritual: Stand at 4way intersect. wait 4 vixen playin g TikTok out of window. Clatter Sticks Against Honda. Good harvest? Mar 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AT BRUNCH A DROID STARTED WHIRRING & DISPENSING NAPKI NS DE PAPEL AT ME SO I BEAT ITS DAMN ROBIT GUTZ OUT =AMERICA= Mar 31, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: .@goofjuice Grandparents didn t want to buy your H.R. Giger "lithogra phs" previous Easters. Nothing has changed. Please leave them at home Mar 30, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @daredkommet @thisisapolis @rakanakle wrong twit Mar 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i have to keep telling jokes loudly or this gurl might hear the rustl ing of the hermit crabs in my cargo jorts and get the wrong impression Mar 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: night school class on Lore Of Pandora starting 2 lose steam a bit as Avatar release date fades further away. Prof smells boozey #adultedu Mar 29, 2010

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YOU ARE AS COOL AS THE MOVIE POWDER Mar 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Think Rihanna would look V pretty w/ her babyteeth back in(pure)Enjoy Digital Phot0 Fun & have 34 hrs 2 kill? Check out my Deviantart pg Mar 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: $$$$$SKYPE WITH BEARS ! ! ! ! ! PAYPAL CASH $$$$$$ SEND THE PAYMENTS 4 BEAR SKYPE ADDY IMPRESS A LOVER! PAYPAL ROUBLE b4 BEAR WANDERS AWAY Mar 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: At least its out in the open now, doesnt dull the pain or ease the be trayal. My Optometrist doesn t know the 1st GD thing about UFOlogy... Mar 29, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: __MAURY, I M COVERED IN BLOOOOoooooooOOOD__ *next~*~maury* Mar 24, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @ladho: http://www.rlslog.net/disturbedthe...tered2010vag/ graeydave: RT @ladho: http://www.rlslog.net/disturbedthe...tered2010vag/ Mar 24, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: sMH @ Hoarders camcrew finna come over 2night 4 expose. Prob all the fly jetskis leaned against 1 anoth on the lawn & Also All The Kindles Mar 23, 2010

Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: RT @fart: Hi. I m what s referred to in the Spirit Realm as an Angelc

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graeydave: RT @fart: Hi. I m what s referred to in the Spirit Realm as an Ange lcat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHZT7rOKo8 Mar 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @larkingrimm: http://yfrog.com/332pnrj This is my evil kitten, Dum pling. graeydave: RT @larkingrimm: http://yfrog.com/332pnrj This is my evil kitten, D umpling. Mar 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: what if the tree frogs have been calling for bieber all along...... #bieeeber #bieberbieber #Messiah Mar 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: PreOrdering Under Armour Singlet to wear for Picking Up My PreOrdered IPad Interactive pad in the house! *raises roof in line, in singlet* Mar 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Orbicularis POST APOCALYPTIC DOGSHOW Mar 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: stay reppin my hood forreal #WeGoHard #gully #boxcutterz which is als o aka the same thing as Chattin about my farmville animal friends :o) Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @BetterThnSex Cool. I got it off of the LIVING TAPES myspace I haven t heard their music Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @Homoskorpionz: The pride of a psychic, single mother. Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Hey. It s me. The sext you faxed over got all garbled up. I pulled th e paper out before sexty transmission completed & for that I m sorry. Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Zune Slut Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: PUT A SQUID OR A LITTLE GUY FIERI IN MY BABYBJÖRN AND MAKE ME WALK AROU ND BROOKLYN #StrangeCuck Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: tween vagabonds huck alkaseltzer tablets at me not a birdwont explo de jerks. just like it on roofs. ur arcing heaves clatter harmlessly Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: drawing Todd Palin winning the WWF!!! Beating up bad guys. What do yo u think his finishing move would be? ...probably something So Bitchin Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @justinbieber IM PROTECTING U FROM BLACKWATER OPS TRYING TO SINGE UR BANGZ!! QUICKLY, BURROW DOWN INTO UR BIEBER BURROW!!!!!! Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: THEY RE BLURRING OUT THE LADY DOLPHINS SCISSORING ON OPRAH DISCOVERY SPECIAL. I M THROWING A FIT Mar 22, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oh wow Terrific Algae BLooM...... LET S RAVE IN IT May The Techno Beat LORD Pulsate best&most nutrient plenty goopclumpz 2 surface 4 feasting Mar 14, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @GraeyNY OKAY. HMM. I DONT LIKE THIS 1 BIT...... Mar 14, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @tetradugenica: Georgia has a dozen new TransParenT police station s that look like Auto Mall branded used car dealerships! ... http: ... Mar 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oh ya dude totally i loooove the Spree yayaya Polyphonics for life Ex cept For The 12 of Them I Hate Mar 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I USUALLY WAIT UNTIL THEE VERNAL EQUINOX TO EFILE Mar 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Seedier http://twitpic.com/17y4f0 Thank graeydave: @Seedier http://twitpic.com/17y4f0 Thank Mar 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: sorry babe ...... i can t stay, my alt Zine needs me #mypower #mypleas ure #myzine Mar 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the hecks going here.... napster not connecting after forevers. and u h i think i KNOW how to spell bieber.wav lol Mar 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DIS A GANGSTA ASS PIGGYBACK RIDE U TRUE TO UR WORD ON CRAIGSLIST BIG HOMEY Mar 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @9or9eous :P Mar 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @AindriuB thanks for your support Mar 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: helpp Mar 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: heaving up seemingly unending globstream of honey ...... this is wa y more thaan 2 quarts its seeping out of my eyes. nothing on gawker yet Mar 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: inducing a puking of 2 quarts of 100% wildflower honey. a protest aga inst the cops Mar 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ArsonistSavior who needs a good quarterback anyhow, so overrated Mar 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CELEBS ARE UP TO THEIR OLD TRICKS AT THE OSCARS Mar 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @JoseCanseco HIT A DEER W MY CAR. DISTRACTED MIXIN UP FRUIT GLOP IN Y OGURT/ ON MY BTOOTH. COPS HASSLED ME WHEN THEY SAW THE AS CANSECO JERZ Mar 8, 2010

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Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: eATING sALE hAM bY tHE lIGHT oF tHE mOOON Mar 1, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @bashir_o: RUMOR: Crosby, Perry, Getzlaf observed to be wearing br as during postgame celebration.. IOC investigation pending.. #canad ... Feb 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Am I the only one who didn t know that young Bieber was the son of Pa ul Wolfowitz? Feb 28, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ArsonistSavior Oh, you must have missed the E! True Helsinki Story Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: learned a lot from sojourn thru mucoidal dream realm of all aborted s neezes. a gooey purgatory. do not be ashamed to sneeze #nofear #NoChoos Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: You eat meat? Are you psycho? Umm guess you re not worried about legi ons of ghost animals?? It s too late for me. Mostly Spooky Oinks Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @crunkbourgeois ahaha Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @virgiltexas It is beyond the pale the nosiness of that guy with his incessant questioning. Get a life Loser!!! Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WOLVES CAUSED CHALLENGER SPACESHIP EXPLOSION. SNARLED&LAID WASTE 2 CO NTROL PANELZ SPACE RUCKUS! AWOOO Pls preorder my book of the same name. Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: expecting major Digits Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Going 2 lots of Chipotles Thurs 2 try out my line "THIS CHIPOTLE IS E MPTY....JUST LIKE MEEEE" Smashing Pumpkins still rly rly popular right? Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: "WELL THEN PERHAPS YOU VE MISINTERPRETED THE GENERAL THRUST OF MY ENT IRE TWITTER OUEVRE!!!!" *slams door* "...... BIOTCH" #relationships Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @AGentleBrees It s destroying the fabric of this country. And people wonder why the unemployment rate is so high??? Feb 25, 2010

Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: if you pee your pants in the Cash Cab they should NOT be allowed to air it(indecent). Please sign online petition. Time is a factor here. Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WE GET DEEP ENOUGH DIRTY ENOUGH SLUSH AND THATS WHEN THE RIVER DOLPHI NS COME UP 2 JOIN THE SLUSH BABE FRAY Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Going 2 be a big Slush Day tomorrow. Snow+Rain precip. U know what th at means, right? SLUSH BABES ALL FROLICKING IN THEIR SLUSHY OUTFITZ Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: iCarly Ascends Mt. Zion At Dawn Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: & these are my gadget cubbies for when i eventually purchase gadgets. welp that should pretty much wrap it up for our first date. questions? Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DUBSTEP GRAMMA?!?!?!,!,!!,! say whaaaaaaaaT Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @woodmuffin just glad its over. that game was the hockey equivalent o f Sophie s Choice 4 NYR fan with Gaborik vs Henrik just more crying Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: COULD A KINDLY HACKER PLZ HACK AN EX GIRLFIE IN2 A RESTAURANT BUILDIN G SO I CAN LET EM HAVE IT ON YELP .COM? U R COLD MOZZARELLA STIX Feb 25, 2010

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: they ever git r dun with the whole cloning thing? Itching 2 defeat the genetic offspring of Ayn Rand + Christopher Hitchens @ UFC 137 Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: alas, my jetski & i are slowly sinking down into the sea and i see no recourse of action besides gripping the aquathrottlez ever tighter Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YA YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE ACTUAL REAL SKIDOO IM DRIFTING AROUND ON. IVE HARNESSED ITS BITCHIN POWERS THROUGH A SERIES OF DOWN PAYMENTS 8) Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i want to rent a jetski this summer & just sit in the water w/ the en gine off talking loudly on cellphone bout jetski specs, splishing feet Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ArsonistSavior Frustrating. My jaw dropped at "Thats Chris Drury you hear yelling encouragement from the bench" good for team usa though Feb 25, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Howie Do It! was.....AND SHALL BE AGAIN!! IN FUFILLMENT OF THEE FULLY LICENSED MONTELL JORDAN REMIX #greeninggrasses Feb 24, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: snorty hog Feb 24, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice that fish sounds rly cool, like Avery or A Cyberbully Feb 24, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice Hey Mom called and said you got beat up by the cast of TNT Dramedy "men of a certain age" You Ok? RayRom Did Dropkicks? Wrecked U Feb 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: if i ever become a sexy scarry singer like i finna im going to prob n ame myself after seals. YA like a sea seal, exactly. alluring creature Feb 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BUILDYBEAR WORKSHOP IS A GLEAMING BEACON OF CAPITALISM THAT I DID NOT DO THE FIRES to Feb 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: GRRRRRRRAHHHHHH Pod wont Scrobble...... do like i told u, stay away fr om me!!!! GODSMACK *Wiki It* if you re not hip 2 Beantown NuAggro Feb 23, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ghoul has been haunting me wearing opaque tommy hilfiger clothing wea r : ( "Runaway train Never coming back" Feb 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Some1 geocached a Babe out here!!!!!! :O um yA thats kind of *gourmet * trailmix. Notice cashews much? slow ur roll hungry boo #HOBBIESOCLOK Feb 21, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice you should start over with a big mudtank full of lungfish+ mudguppy/other weird mud dwelling fish and feed them slimjims #blopblop Feb 20, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: brb buying beers 4 bieber...... Feb 20, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: GONNA IMMEDIATELY START QUOTING NIETZSCHE & FARTING IF NE NORMIEZ STA RT TALKING ABOUT TIGGER WODS 2NITE*clangs hands 2gether like Godzilla* Feb 19, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @JdotLeo No Lebron? Feb 19, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat Ms. Carey #ccop Feb 19, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat Me = Mr Care Feb 19, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: nate robinson. that should solve all the celtics problems Blugggggg Feb 18, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @alminewisdom Whoa! Easy w/ the High Fives alrædy AW! Back up top?? If you insist! Flipside! Now Downlow?!? Had a great time rollerblading. Feb 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice Oh great are you going to become one of those Tropical Fis h Enthusiast Freaks now? Feb 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Told my female hair dresser "just totally scott staap my whole shit b rah, 2010!" and she left my Dap hanging 4 the whole 25 mins =( Feb 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: How Attractive Tweens With Windswept Hair Systematically Gained Contr ol of The Global Banking Structure: A Claymation Feb 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: sloshed cereal milk over bowl s edge this AM now Kevin Eubanks leavin g the tonight show???? Art Bell was right all along....THE QUICKENING Feb 17, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @lydiaclare: Rip Brooke hogan :/ Feb 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Talkin Gadgets, Neat Gadget News! Podcast CHOPPED&SCREWED just gon na go ahead and chop screw that version as well. Long trail run 2morrow Feb 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ahah wats that crotchety ol twitter gramps up to now??Totally grumpy Lol He ll say anything!!!!!! @shitmydadsays Feb 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BELGIAN WAFFLES STREET TEAM IS ON XTRA GRIND EVENTHO LIKE EVRY1 ALRDY KNOWS OF BELGWAFS/HOW DELISH CUZ WE BOUGHT A NEW VAN WRAP. HUSTLE HARD Feb 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: just baked a giant rice krispie treat around copy of Gravity s Rainbo w going to jared® Galleria to get it shellacked super icees 4 chain Feb 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DID NE1 ELSE JUST SEE A PROCESSION OF SMALL IRIDESCENT STRAENGE WOODL AND CREATUREZ HAVING A LIL PARADE IN BETWEEN QUOTES ON CNBC TICKER????? Feb 16, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Name a star after your fav corporate restaurant chain! Over Several s tars to choose from! National Star Registry $79.99 National Chains Only Feb 12, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: HEY!!! NICE 2 MEET U!!HARDLY HEAR U IN HERE SO LOUD! NO I DONT HAVE P ILLS! JUST BLOGGING THE RAVE!!! LIQUID DANCE BLOGGING! ITS A NETBOOK!!! Feb 12, 2010

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graeydave: Hiya, how s it hangin? I d like to go up and see Mr Ahmedinejad now.

I m the one who s been sending all the Vermont Teddy Bears Feb 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: dam yo Bieber STAY trending Feb 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: am i a ipad ?????????????????????????????? Feb 11, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YA? HULLO? ETSY CUSTOMER SERVICE? CAN U TELL ME WAT UR POLICY IS ON C URSED SHAWLS...... Feb 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ANARCHO JAMMY BOTTOMZ #DIY #FEETIESTHATMOLD Feb 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @leh0n: #4wordsaftersex U Left Slug Trails Feb 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bashir_o I understand Feb 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: my abusive pet hogs the den = #alpha #mypetbulliesme #petscares #anx iety going to sneak down 2night and move tank+water filter to basement Feb 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tremphantasma sewn in pulley system wherein Asperger Bro conveys emo tion by popping own collar NOW ITS A PARTY Vince V Couples Retret Feb 10, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ugh Noob Bro forgot to shuck the Baby Pukas out his shell necklace. A dorned with rank garland of rotting flesh aquatix bro// looks titey tho Feb 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: editing out Jerk Yells from personal My Best of Layups montage set to berlin take my breath away. bros at the gym = real wiseacres Feb 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @scharpling: Interesting fact they used Computer Generated Image ry technology to help enhance the effects in PRINCE OF PERSIA. Feb 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @RZAWU: BONG BONG #SB45 This year The Who, next year THE WU!! RT @ papasbasement: ... Where s "Halftime with Wu Tang?" Feb 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @DonsLawnSalon: OMG!!! I CANT believe pete townsend playing his hi t song "teenage wasteland"! sooo cool!! #superbowl #teenagewasteland Feb 8, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: \m/ Mina Brees \m/ Feb 7, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @hiplet She kinda freaked out a little bit actually. Shows a lot of s kin, tastefully Feb 7, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: clean ur mucky shoes Feb 7, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Greets new friends 2 the house w/ thick bristle, tasteful depiction o f Sade in matform Feb 7, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Sade Welcome Mat serves purpose Feb 6, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @myfreindrobert: O rose thou art sick Feb 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: NAMED MY PUP CHINGY IN 2004 EXPECTING LOTS OF DAPS AND NO HITS SINCE...... THANKS ASSHOLE IDIOT!!! I LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF U CHINGY Feb 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: go on....dress your hip Tot cooler than me.....Congrats. &this is not

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graeydave: No, I didn t forget what a "LightBulbs" is. I just don t feel like t elling you right now. I don t wanna say. Jan 4, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: does anybody know if gart brooks has a twitter I need to as k him for different guy rocker chris gaines username on here. Chat with cg Jan 3, 2010

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graeydave: @everythingowns PREFER EVERYTHING GADGET GOWNS (4 LADIES TO GET S TRAPPED UP TECH GADGE STYLE &maintain formal, elegant attire) usb pokit Jan 3, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hope the next geocacher likes Gilmore Girls too ...... Spent a pretty penny on laminate. Spent a lifetime on the drawing. Jan 3, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: GIRL, U MY GARBAGE GULL U KNO THAT RIGHT BOo? LANDLOCKED 2GETH BABE<3 DESPERATE HUNGER AND SQWAUKING 4 STRIPz of trash Jan 3, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: paint from my goa psytrance blankee keeps flakin off on me/into my mo uth as i sleep Like 1/2 the neon spacebeats forest is even there nemore Jan 3, 2010 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: reading Everything Gadgets! huh? Good blog i guess....if you like gad get propaganda. No, it s totally OK! Just I had thought you were smart Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: birdmill Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: trig palin...operating inside tim tebow ala "Krang" of the ninja turt les? #occamsrazor #sugarbowl #the7sealsarerevaeledattheendoftime Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: J.L.A.B. ya know? Eat up on the honey when the time is right Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 2morrow I am going to buy a PO box & immediately start a bee hive/col ony in there. They cant do shit! Not in the rulebook. Just like AIR BUD Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @dinosaurjrrk i dont like that one he sounds like If a sweater could talk and speak as man Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: just remote viewed zakk wylde and barney frank going out on ice cream date and kissing. on hold with art bell waiting to break the story Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I HAVE BEEN SENT AS SOLAR WAVEFORM WARLORD TRANSCENDING ALL BOUNDS OF ... Hm? Whats that? Oh sure yes I can turn my radio down Dr Laura Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YOUR giant??? little thing called emancipation proclamation maybe che ck it out sometime BILLY CRYSTAL #topical #fresh #whip #muresan #freak Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @TheWorstMan quite certain unless ive bungled the scat identification #house #droppings Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: CAN NOW HEAR OAKENFOLD CLATTERING THE GARBAGE CANS AND EATING MY TRAS H // "JUST A RACCOON" YA OKAY A RACCOON CAN MIX SICK TRANCE NOW?YARIGHT Dec 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: PAUL OAKENFOLD TRANCE DJ KEEPS TRYING TO FLY INTO MY BEDROOM WINDOWS AND I BANG HARD ON THE GLASS TO GET HIM TO STOP. HE JUST FLIES BACK Dec 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: checking out the twitter websit at the moment Dec 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Prez Obama should grow a curly little rat tail because its a hairstyl e thats very hecka tight (show off america whopass 2 dang chinese ) Dec 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: smashmouth all star conspicuous by its absence from Dan brown s new

film Avatar A Situation I easily remedied w/ my own bOOMBOX+courage Dec 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice Please do not bring your Warhammer 40000k figurines to chr istmas this yr. 4 manger display. It upsets grandma & u do battles Dec 23, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @everythingowns Mmm baked COOKIEe!!! *reachesout into licking flames* Dec 23, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: apparentLy my pics of celeb kids sandcastles blogspot has been upsta ged by a tumblr webmaster with a deathwish!!!!!!!! Dec 23, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: still think the balon boy was in that thing, flyin round us the whole time...... Dec 20, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: "squeaking" of movie sequels...... #fun #icebreaker #1stImpressions #pickupline #squeakageddon #InsteadOfSpeaking #anticipation #cooltimes Dec 20, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: <3 my AFFLICTION birth control pills. Much more effective than ortho cyclen (cuz the font so sick! +theres a pair of angelwings engraeved) Dec 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: gRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY MOM WONT LET ME NAME THE NEW PUP S LIPKNOT!!!!!! IM GOING TO RIP DOWN THE CURTAINS Dec 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: JUST PUT IN BEAD CURTAINS AS DOOR 4 MY PANIC ROOM....DONT STAND IN TH E ENTRY, CANT SEE BEADS FORM AS SNOW LEOPARD WITH UR BOD MESSIN EM UP Dec 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: What The...... tiny foam dinos are blowin up inside my drank!!!!!! holy shit holy shit MIRACLES ARE REAL NO SMH! NO SMH! Dec 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Colorful Archaeoptryx swoopin down & picking off my juggalo fam 1 by 1 This is BS! Running very fast away from prehistoric bird creatch atm Dec 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @AdotLEO Whats up Andy? Im Just Chilling on my bye wk watching these fools sweat it out #1inDiv #elite Dec 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Studying RB Chris Johnsons Jukes. Plan 2 rush+get a clean Spore Print Pressing off Oprahs backside 4 a new grow. Not paying for O network Dec 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WEAring Ed Hardy Sox & Undies & Shirts & Pants...on my family trip to Carlsbad Caverns!!! 09! shoutouts 2 learning geology + Edgy Boy Style Dec 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: homey, homey u cant do that here, you can NOT construct a yurt all up in the middle of dis club. Bouncers Last Words #NomadRaver #thrashJump Dec 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I don t know what that means. Glomp Pusha T? Moms are weirdd Dec 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: AM went to smudge away Eye Boogie and instead made a new friend lil 2 cm sarah palin successfully constructed terrarium 4 #twig #leaf #tcot Dec 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham wont be in Nyc 4 gwar cert Srry dazzslur maybe dec1819 :o ? Dec 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: guess i saved up all my empty milk gal jugs for naught?? *Waggles jug s fulla dirty slush collected from petrol station abov head* HI haters Dec 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT@nickkroll: Ladies & gentlemen, Bobby Bottleservice s audition for MTVs Jersey Shore. No disrespect, but u should watch http://twe.ly/CWb graeydave: RT@nickkroll: Ladies & gentlemen, Bobby Bottleservice s audition fo r MTVs Jersey Shore. No disrespect, but u should watch http://twe.ly/CWb Dec 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: was gonna commemorate hottest celeb scandals of 09 in totemic form on front lawn but ended up as just 7 tila tequilas totem(her dif. moods) Dec 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://twitpic.com/spn3v my free bumo sticker finally came @myfstyc original! gotta find a good place 2 sticky > graeydave: http://twitpic.com/spn3v my free bumo sticker finally came @myfst yc original! gotta find a good place 2 sticky > Dec 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://twitpic.com/spiu3 *JADAKISS LAUGH* graeydave: http://twitpic.com/spiu3 *JADAKISS LAUGH* Dec 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: yes,I realize there were over 120 nature pix in my slideshow & No i d ont regret doing the jadakiss laugh after each and every 1 #perservere Dec 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://twitpic.com/spdzd haha Keys always in last place ya look! *I NSERTZ SPINALCORD INTO MONSTERTRUCK IGNITION&RUMBLES OFF 2 LINEN&THngs* graeydave: http://twitpic.com/spdzd haha Keys always in last place ya look! *INSERTZ SPINALCORD INTO MONSTERTRUCK IGNITION&RUMBLES OFF 2 LINEN&THngs* Dec 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *HOLDS UP LEFT FIST* SAY HELLO TO THE SUPRA *HOLDS UP RIGHT FIST* AND THE RAV4 Dec 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham WEBMD so much cooler now that it just lists metal bands i n place of home remedies Dec 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WHO SPRAYPAINTED A WOLF ON THE SIDE OF THE LIBRARY?????? PROBABLY A H ERO...... Dec 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: IM GETTING EVERYONE ON MY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS LIST SURVIVALIST KNIFE GE ARKITS 2 SEND THE RIGHT MSG...KNIFE UP OR GET WIPED OUT ~*happy holidyz Dec 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *casually rolls in to adult education class on ~7 exercise balls usin g tiptoes and fingertips to just barely steer around/maintain balance* Dec 5, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice I guess so ....just somewhat wary of exponential Tude inc rease of that magnitude. what are they REALLY up to..... Dec 2, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: im really late . whole morning down the drain trying to spell Squeakq uel. Had a hell of a time Dec 2, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: IS this World AIDS day: the Squeakquel or just the plain aids edition ?Cant recall...Odd # year I wanna say squeakquel Always wana say it tho Nov 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Hi, Athletic Virgin Tim Tebow here.....check out the Old Testament! W rote it on my face and pecs. Blue 42 HUT HUT Nov 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: my wiccan teen put unchristian sticker on SUV (Moms Forester NOT poss essed Brad)didnt notice, ChurchWintertacular Teen Charity Shave is OFF Nov 29, 2009

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graeydave: named my new tshirt Nice Plainy but then i tore the sleeves off w/ 2 bites and suddenly its called U tAKe mY brEatH aWay!?! this is cool! Nov 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: postapocalypse planet...Futuristic MechSoldier firing futuretech mach inegun, victoriously hoisting tattered flag of Frasier cityscape logo Nov 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @james_monroe: where s the birth certificate Tim Tebow Nov 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: psyched 2 read 1st issue of The EcoMyst Jungle Lore newsletter, check out whats up w/ frogman village and i get some dumb politicmag instead Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BULKY WASTE DAYTE #HAULING #Scrap #furtiveglance #defunctdryer #holdi nghands #holdingpaintcans #rustkiss #anklesprain #poorforesight Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: morbidly obese pets are tight as hell. i like looking at them big ol belly. finna get my tummyslap on ya big fella Andy Rooney signing out Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: HOW DO U SUMMON A SHAKIRA ?ALOTTA PRAXtICe Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BRAH TELL THE BROS IM GONNA BE LATE TO RUSH..... LEFT MY ENYA CDS UND ER SOME BILLOWING SHEETS BACK AT THE CANOPY Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Myfstyc VEAL SCALABRINE! Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: there was a purple minivan with ECW 420 plates in the grocery store p arking lot. forgot cranberries trying to determine the perp Nov 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @JustFlexin nice tweetrun guy O_O Nov 23, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: a melted tarp just won best enveloping of a cop car at AMAs. that usa gymnastix ponetail girl that won hearts is now doing vandalism acts Nov 23, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: a constellation has appeared on my abs and i don t know what to do. s hone right through all my moisture wicking shirts. just want to fit in Nov 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hermetically sealed myself in this oaken critter nook in time for Fun Party it dark and im getting scratched up v bad and im having loTsa fun Nov 20, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 911 i ate too much mist Nov 18, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DARN IT JUST ASTRALPROJECTED RIGHT INTO A HAVAHART RACCOON TRAP i hat e being trapped in here!!! =[ I finally get Cathy (the gripes) Nov 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Mobute i still cant believe He say you Brade Runner replaced hello Nov 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: crescent fresh Nov 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: my spine just growled , its wraggling around inside me of its own acc ord ... tgif right? Nov 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: " Star Jones " Nov 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: too big to flail Nov 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: IM THROWING UP SO MUCH BLOod ( into the sky ) 2 celebrate the return of the mcrib! herald on high MCRIBS SNAKWRASPz Pack em...and Wrap em!! Nov 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: really awkward Tv right now Wendy Williams tryin 2 interview Terra Co tta Warriors bout Rihannas sitch 2 no avail as they are lifeless stone Nov 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I wanted to express gratitude 2 all CHINESEGANGSTALKERS under my empl oy.The Project is right on track.I look 4ward 2 xmas party Ln s Nog! Nov 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: cork doll Nov 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: & that cloud there looks like me on a Harley riding the open rd with my new best friends Miramax The Wild Hogs.Martin goofin off again lol Nov 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: not fair sized oh bout yay big hadron collider Nov 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: when im on the yellow syrp i like 2 fuck off in the kitchen/Electroma gnetic tunnels of the Large Hadron Collider. either or Nov 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the (gilled) children are our future Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Myfstyc My Microwave autoplays ElectricFuneral whenever I thaw...a l il hackerfaerie knows my taste! Run away from Dogs,Run as fast as u can Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: wat a Hater RT @thepussycrook: i beat up a domestic abuser today Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: nobody @thisbar is feeling my #UMightBeARedneckGnostic jokes... Hard to compete w/ 3 Doors Down Repeat on jukebox + bud litez =\ Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: all t waits mates chk 4 live glittr and doom 2 laek Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: might have been a little harsh on jeff Dunham in earlier tweets Just starting to peel back the layers of Jungian allegory hid in this thing Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OF COURSE I DID...WUT A PATRONIZING REPLY! THATS LIKE RLYRLY IRONIC. :oP RT @tremphantasma: @graeydave just so u knos u got my tweet #555 Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Welcome to the Dave & Busters of the Real Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tremphantasma BEGAT DAT FO SHO Nov 8, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: wow lars von trier be NOT likin the ladies :O #scissors Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: create the right environmental conditions & u 2 can grow chad kroeger of nickelbacks face w/ lichens on side of bigass rock I accept paypal Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: welding together a rusted scrap metal PrincessDi sculpture rising out of the ground arms raised 2 clench sky to sell on craigslist Its Deep Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: A Letter from Borat to the Corinthians Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: im supergluing a LIMITED EDITION ed hardy hat on top of my sedan. cen ter of the roof. its called fashion, try to keep up Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat hm afraid that could be misconstrued as solitary silo ak a me alone in isolated dark silo asleep atop bed of packing peanuts. Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: im going to buy a grain silo and just, like, shred. melt face in my e mpty silo. LED hacker babes can use it for hacking, birds for nesting Nov 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @johndracula: de ̋s ̳̃̈́ t́ ̋̌͂̂r o y̅ ̵̊  ́͂ŕ̄ ̋ Nov 3, 2009

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WHICH GOSSIP GALS CoStar GOT CAUGHT OUT OF THE WATER WHEN THREE FRE SH LAMPREY SUCTIoN SCARS TURNED UP IN HER MIDRIFF STAY TUNED 2 My Twit Nov 3, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Streetjam Tales Journal errantly picked up giant writhing slug mangl e instead of orange spalding bball ANd jammed anywayz Yawwnn Nov 3, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the celeb newzz of today is they found a lamprey on the tumy of a fam ous Celeb mid interview!! Maybe a GOSSIP GIRLs aquatic parasite attach? Nov 2, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @Neil_Hamburger: Happy birthday Anthony Kiedis! Everyone shoot raw sewage into their veins to honor him on his special day. Nov 2, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I WISH THEy MADE UGG CROCS AND VICE VERSA SO I CLD DIE N GO 2 HAEVAEN Nov 2, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: gonna weld my neighbors leaf blower to the underside of his car or ma ybe just thrash it 2 tiny non drone emitting bits in 1 Orca breach Oct 31, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: THEYRE MAKIN ALL THE MCD SNACKWRAPS THE STATE BIRD TO SOLVE BUDGET CR ISIS AND IM STANDING AGAINST IT SNACKWRAP _NOT_ A BIRD AT ALL! BAD AD Oct 31, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: apropos dope jawn http://tinyurl.com/y8f3ra4 graeydave: apropos dope jawn http://tinyurl.com/y8f3ra4 Oct 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @dinosaurjrrk gosling Oct 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I DID PARTY STORE HALLOWEEN COSTUME MODELING SO BACK THE F OFF ME Oct 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @teateatea420 sexy bearcub sexy 3 mtn lions sexy dustspeck floating i n sexy sunray sexy detritivore sexy FORD F150 PICKUP TRUCK sexy leaf Oct 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @jeffdunham im gonna burn ur puppups and ur hands Oct 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: every1 tune in to Entertainment 2night theyre interviewing sum forest creature named The Gribbit and its playing mischievous tricks onscreen Oct 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Pet Milk Enthusiast w/ Very Own Swimming Crick (shared land) and Potb elly Pig seeking milk No Unforced Stuff @fart make me drink a pets milk Oct 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tremphantasma Nanners a real beaut! succintly and elegantly gets th e point across. Excellent use of fruit. Oct 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: spiketv counts down top100 ufc kneestrike knockouts/most awkward fart s of the papacy all in one list, all in one half hour! Oct 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: papal farts that changed history Oct 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: just saw Danzig riding a motorcycle wearing a really nice floral patt ern sun dress. Flapping wildly in the wind as well you can imagine Oct 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: no one told me @Bootsy_Collins was on twitter! Funk you very Little f or your negligence Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i cried at the part in Firebear when The Firebear swole up and explod dedd to save the whole witchclan cuz thats how my dog died 2... Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: swanflu sux!!!! Rip to the dead grannies and the dead kids...... In Memoriam Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: nastytown bullies dont run this stretch of the stream anymore thx to all ur generous donations. Viewrs Like You Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: my brainblood just pulsed the slayest riff , gimme sum props Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i wana collect snowglob s Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i think star preserves is good fir emglish muffz imho. #SKYJAM Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: alex smith a trending topic, a moral victory i guess.... #tinyhands # smallhands #jewel Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Papa_Shangonad Its a new app where u have to spit w varying degree o f intensity at ur phone screen to play dif breakbeats & win the jamoff Oct 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I JUSt Drooled a droplet on my touchscreen and it looks cool Oct 25, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: The ImportXnce of Being Earnest #oneletteroffmovies Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: git r undone Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: vladimir putin extra special ticklish spots . doc #hushmail #usbflas hdrive #newdawn Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @sportsguy33 Lindsay Lihan joke felt a little dated in your nba previ ew :( Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: none of my harvest techno mix has brought any of these dead cornstalk s back2life, good thing its only track7 or id be starting 2 get worried Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: HEADS UP TO ALL MAH GILT GROuP BRAHS AND SISBRAHS FLY FISH LUREZ MYST ERY GRABBAG 269.99 A STEAL IF U AXE ME Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: these ocularzoom nocs are da bomb. just spotted camoferal girlpack on distant hillside moving swiftly, ponytails all bobbing in unison Oct 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: stuck behind unstable massive star system at the gasstation, its pick ing out every lotto scratchoff in the dang book w/solar limb flares :/ Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Initial Ni Hao leading to a chain reaction of responsatory Ni Haos zi g zagging diagonally across+down the ave forever. Ni haooo Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @INGWIT Good luck with your new electric body modifications! Watch ou t with holding babies but otherwise electrocute away bro. #ZAPCOPS Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @dinosaurjrrk Blotch Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OMG JOE BUCK IS EATING HUGE AMOUNTS OF MAYONNAISE WITH HIS BARE HANDS ON LIVE TV MAKING GUTTURAL NOISES #boringbaseballgame #imagineering Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: THE (thrifty) INTIMIDATOR, RISEN AND RENTING A SCREAM MASK RT @cunnin gham Matte orange #3. Go get em Dale. RIP http://twitpic.com/mb2x1 graeydave: THE (thrifty) INTIMIDATOR, RISEN AND RENTING A SCREAM MASK RT @cunn ingham Matte orange #3. Go get em Dale. RIP http://twitpic.com/mb2x1 Oct 21, 2009

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://tinyurl.com/yforgt8 Can t decide which of Bach s Fugues this m ost reminiscent of...

graeydave: http://tinyurl.com/yforgt8 Can t decide which of Bach s Fugues this most reminiscent of... Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Top Grossing standup in North America Jeff Dunham US tour expected to gross $45 mil. Graey Alien expected to subsist on Lichen and Moths. Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: rank smell of ladybug innards wafting from gutty spots on the wall + best of gloria estevan winamp.pls = this dinner party is gonna be sick Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: CC Sabathia booty look like a big muffin #mlb #staunchhaunch Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Taz Pen Galoreia Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tremphantasma TWITTER TRENDING TOPICS = FASCIST SPECTACLE #phantasma goria Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: flicking past replay of rutgers pitt ncaaf sports announcer called ma stodon a dinosaur Cmon buddy, thats shameful + reflects poorly on espn Oct 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hey esse jyour garden is severely lacking the instant whimsy a plasti c faery stumphut jwould provide holmes Oct 20, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Shout out Magnetic Work of the United States Coast and Geodetic Surve y...Much Love, One Oct 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: cant afford heat? big ass melty glob of tire meat in the center of th e room will heat up any date steal the tires from cars Oct 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Glen becks is dating LC from The Hill and its really sweet Oct 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @u_mad gabOriks wrister as quick as a winter fox ..,,and just as sh ifty!!!!!!!! #Potvin Sux THeyre craetures of deceit! Oct 19, 2009

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: tegan and sara. s crotches Their crotches. Tegans crotch and Sar s c rotch Change the dang bandname already IM IN CHARGE NOW Oct 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: some bird species are like Celebs AKA very very big deals! who doesnt know mr blue jay #youLive #youLearn #Wonder Oct 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Biore Marinara? prob all filled with those blackhead sticky strips NO THANK U *dumps over big ass bowl at precise 90 degree angle* Oct 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Classsic Olive Garden commercial "You do the math....I ll do The Alfr edo!" Gotta Love It! Oct 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: JUST PALMED AND DUNKEd a lil bear cub through the Stargate Threshhold w/ hella shimmers+ no cylinder violation A Good Start Oct 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: & theres the sun drenched enclosed grove where i sit in solitude & co me up with rants against TV ads to post on messagboards at a later date Oct 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: what is a balloon? Help Oct 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: A chain of burning bloody flowers follow my eyes crying tears & thats when the dj started playing my song! Its a party in the USA! #miley93 Oct 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat If? dan quinn is Maitreya, and Stevia is proof. Oct 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: get ripped from monkey bars or get ripped OFF the monkeybars Sign I tap everytime before heading out to MB sesh Oct 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Be Forewarned. The first bite into a gelatinized Purp Drank dumpling can be a bit messy, soldier on to great reward #Lean #Dribble Oct 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: tore apart about 50 ugg boots and restitched fullbody UGGsuit onto my self. havimg the darndest time figuring out how 2 get this off my bod Oct 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: its snowing !! wAaa Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @newwavewendy Hmmm Ur prob a chipmunk? i dont think humies can doot d oot at that freq. Congrats! Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Olive Garden Kush Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: going 2 chase down a chipmunk tomorrow and squeeze darude sandstorm via chippy chirps outta his belly 4 my celly ringtone Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: lain wave fucked up making rise krispie treats...... on the next Fron tline Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: just found human bellybutton lain in center of oystermeat immediately upon post shuck inspection *xfiles theme music* Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hope u packed gooseemeat 4 ride home post Respekt RT @notveryraven: o utside Radio City in preparation for seeing ReSpekt Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: just drove from mass. to new hope pa and back Bluggggg blugblugblug Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: wait let me get this straight U only sell pets that are"haters"?Yes I know its right there in the name of your petstore Its still ridiculous Oct 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Why are they sending tens of thousands of additional tiny Marzipan fr uits to Afghanistan? OHHH Army Troops OHHHHHHHhH OkAY Oct 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hahah oh man look, laughing Buddha is raelly into that Iphone App.Ol Billy BIg Mouth Bass sangin out the NYSE ticker. Who could blame him? Oct 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: CANT DECIDE WHO TO BUY MY NEXT PICKUP TRUCK FROM DENNIS LEARY OR HOWI E LONG . JOHN GOODMAN...A BIT FEM Oct 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: big oil Blart Oct 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: GarrisonKeillor on A&E Intervention last night wuz Rly eye opening.Wh o knew u could be so folksy after smoking that much angel dust in 1 sit Oct 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: real productive day 2day yall trespassed estate+smashed up all kathe e lee giffords birdfeeders 2 alter the TimePath #WWIII #Ripa #climbing Oct 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: use bedazzler all over a snakes bod! coolass pet/sparklfrend Oh wait NO just bleed out and die from the puncture wounds like a little bitch Oct 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Myfstyc thks for your kind words myf Oct 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the new issue of BEANmen is out already?!! Oh...LL Bean men. no, get it away Oct 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Finite swirling cloud of krill now at Red Lobster Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: WHooopi G Wicker Man aint gonna build isself. Yeaahhh my twitteren kn ow what im talking about, 40 footer Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Ive eaten so many tiny Ipod Shuffles that its rly starting to effect my BMs. I know, candid 4 1st date but i just feel safe with you & Arby Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO EARN 9 BUX TIME TO SEE THESE TRANSFORMERS 2 KI CK SOME BUTT!!!! Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ~Love warms an Autumnal Yurt~ #yurtscape #cuddle #caresseoftheYurtess #softkisses #frostbite #hypothermia #snowmadness #yeti Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i est. charcodole color charcoal bricks to cull the "hepster" colege demo. flavor ur meat w/ green &purp glowchems that do pop rock sounds Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: mad at the net folks BORING Frickin Normies Central or wat ThinK I Mi ght hafta take it over >:D >:P #Panzer #faeries #graeyalien Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: £$$$ congrat jeff dunham and comedy cent viacom on new show!! Trill ass niggas dont die! Vent trill haha. grumpy ol granny doll Lmao Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Babes If U gonna show off a new belliDance rout. Uhhh couldja not do it in middle of me freshly shorn crop circle!!!!!! #Women Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: who in da heck is the joker who tied a single slender pink silk ribbo n around my monumental hulking square slab of granite Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: EGYPTS GREAT PHAROAHs IDLING IN MUSCLE CARS Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: quick tweet and quik set of squats filling up at the pump here Dont M ind If I Do....greetungs lladdiieess. do NOT discriminate me Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Im trying to get my trusty tarp a human GF from match.com Thanks stur dy tarp 4 help w/ leaf problem i fill out forms for you graeydave: Im trying to get my trusty tarp a human GF from match.com Thanks st urdy tarp 4 help w/ leaf problem i fill out forms for you Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @stevia_mcqueen "Oh, Heya Slabs the Baby!" Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: this is the bloodiest ive been while tweeting As Of Yet. gosh darn ch ain girl who guards the petrol station and her attack flails =\ Oct 12, 2009

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Pakistan to playfully paw at militants Interior Minister Rehman Mal ik has said. Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: both pockets fat with Sour Crystal Gummi Cops #overspill Chomp up tin y coppers :d Please invest in my gummi cops. plz believe in me!! Oct 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: gaelic raelien Oct 12, 2009

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graeydave: Fine work by Cyrus RT @BISNEAS: I realllly like miley cyrus party i n the USA don t ask me to explain it I just believe it is the greatest Oct 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oh u from that black metal band that only wears Old Navy Clothes?? An d all your songs about shoppin Old Navy at dealtimez? U dont say.. Oct 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Bird Trading Cards is heck of fun. I hope i collect my favorite birds . Will check back later Oct 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave

graeydave: whew busy morning. replaced car door dinger w/ high volume robot vox

that says Prepare for Future War on infinite loop Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Shakira shewolf LP just leaked. May the Goddess grant me patience (ho lding out for FLAC) " Talk about turning up the jams!!" me re: shak Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Diphthong* Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: New slanginvent of this day: calling girls Goop E.g. oo Baby Goop wi th the dilpthong on her sweatpant butt has obv thrusted bayonet b4 Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Mobute Wow George Lopez Haters please vacate the fun dancefloor , he s bringing the party to late night IMHO Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OFF 2 DESECRATE THEE ADENHEART GRAEYVE WITH CHALISE AND ANGIE #howtod estroyangels #redsox #sillistring Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Plz dont tweet your tractor driving trix questions until I start stre aming the pudcust. It s very rude netiquette and very mean manners Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Been havin baubles...... ,,,,,,been havin baubles Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Bleh This the wknd when all the sheeple new yorkers come to mah swamp y for the big slime frond gestation peeping. Learn how to drive! Oct 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I put nancy grace flickerTot gifs in all my gogle wave collabs...the sweet toT who disappeared into shimmers on live tv. We will find truth Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: My charity donates woolybear catepillars to pollywogs and we re calle d Woodland Friendships AN WE WILL KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN THE WAY Oct 9, 2009

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graeydave: THATS ENOUGH! Back off him tyler.... he s on our side. He s fighting webelos too.... Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YOU CAN LEARN A LOt AbOUT LOVE FROM KICKING ASS AT DIRTBIKE Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I wapped a gawth girl with a corn husk. I guess I m ready for fall ha ha ! This was an excerpt from my Dirtbike Atv Action novella Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Oh Great my suspended chairslang is littered with groady latex clumps . Unplaesant Chores And Errands Suck! Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Heard y all got 1 shrimp here that stretches infinitely into the unre achable horizon Is it out back or sumpin #tablefor1 Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Suzan ate a whole migratory birdpack right out of the sky. Endless Sh rimp at Red Lobster. Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I Took my meal from Red Lobster into baths and beyond and pigged out in a comfortable sale basket!! Scallops had gone by=\ RL still fo my <3 Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: My peruvian kinkeirrrra rat pats are the Bombs tho....For real. And, all kidding aside I love them very much. Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I blast my chinsurra rat pets with Lil Blasts(electrocution) as soon as I see them even THINK about goin for my cookie cupboards #cup Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Ughhhhhhh clouds are such bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Boycotting twitter until they install italic support #goodday Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: PAEGAN Golden Retriever breeders makes for rowdy dark magick dogs tha t tug on kids!!! Keep it Christian, please! Golden = 2 precious2 waste Oct 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Photoshop Gills On Celebs Necks From A Select List Of Foxy Actresses And Win free homemade stories of gilly celebs (gossip and fights) Sep 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @JadezSweetDreaM: YOO DIS NIQQAH RYAN SED IF WE DWN FOR RED LOBSTE R INSTEAD?!?!?! Sep 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: please dont get rid of Acorn =\....wat else am i sposed to eat!!!! no t before the winter skies PLAESe Sep 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i solemnly lay out graham crackers and dixie cups brimming with juice ...... MSTRKRFT is coming to Temple!!! Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @Vomit_Launch OBAMA THRONE OF SKULLS HAS ONE MORE SKULL RIP PATRIC K SWAYZE #obamacare #teaparty #neda Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: wats taylor swift sounds like a rescue rangers sounds like mom swaete r catalogue sounds like a kayak model sound like sparrow breed :0 Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: eat goop Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @Orbicularis For last time Orb Paul Bearer NOT a real Bear! Dont bel ieve the corp media Bears cant even talk spooky like that! dont kno how Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: made paper mache scenes of my twitter followers playing sports togeth er and took pics and put em on a usb drive AND STAMPED IT TO BITS HAHAH Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: rapper did a bad move (undertaker piledriver) on a polite white femin ine being at the hottie celeb gala. this will NOT stadn *cry of falcon* Sep 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ALERT::::CRITTER TYPE ANIMALS ARE ALL THIEVES!! WHY ALL THE SCURRY. C OPING WITH CONSTANT FEAR OF ROVING ANIMAL GANG ROBBERY CMUNKS SQUIIRLS Sep 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: drifting off to sleep nestled in sheets of kurt warners torment and r esting my head on pillows of his anguish #49ers #biOtch #nfcwest Sep 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @bradlby Sup BoADrum buddy Sep 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @mikekeating HEY DW REMEMBER THAT SINfield where elaines hair was a r ight mess!! Lol guest star kids in the hall Sep 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: OPEC loses again Stuck in vienna gripping false throne while im danci n round Boadrum 9 #Suckas #grippingrain #drumdrum #9/9/09 Sep 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: haha larry kudlow really knows how to press my butt ons You little ra sxal!! If mortal kombat finishers were real bud.... Sep 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i had always thought brendle lived in a little cage inside john a s c hest & thats what the constant pot clanging was(& their adventures2geth Sep 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @reinbowkittenz PlomP it over her head &playfully wraggle her around 2) say Im Going to Rape Ya! She ll loosen up about da rapes + lol w u Sep 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: HMMMMMMM SOme of my favorite webbsites? hard to choose just one list of em. THink thinkthink, Sep 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: haha i love fun chat websites like this. ive been having an absolute blast just surfing around, checking it out. i love websites in general! Aug 31, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: EMBROIDERING RUNES ALL OVER MY HEHATEME XFL JERZEY ...GOING SEAMLESSL Y ...... JOKE!!! its going real bad // tatter city Aug 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: haha i have so much under armour on right now its ridiculous. the bee r i drank was too haevy so im lain prone & splokking it against my skin Aug 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ate a specific bratwurst to help with my lucid dreams Aug 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: my faeries are interbreeding w/ each other at an increasingly alarmin g rate :/ :\ :/ :\ I BEEN GETTIN UP EARLY TO WHACK THE CAGE WITH A STIK Aug 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @C_ot_R were you at the old timey boring babygod grill and tavern? go od bbqwangs! Aug 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Savage Garden had it right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: got Adrian Peterson though!! and all my other fav players! the other picks were drowned out in my body blood! gurglegurgle Aug 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: went toa cool sportsbar for fantasy football draft & i was really exc ited until i started spotting like crazy :[ Aug 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: BIG DUDE BODY SPRAY! WAKING UP RIGHT! Aug 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: listen 2 the murky swamp gurgle up under dingy deadstar systs///hotte st celeb news First! Cassy Actress is acting like a total slut! *blub* Aug 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: who left Li_qqqqqu_iD mercury all over my wash up bathy lufa. Durn it all to heck, Im frustrated beyond beliefs here Aug 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: waiting at desolate train station 4 a pickup, getting a real jurassic park dino attack vibe here. no one else seems all that concerned #JP3 Aug 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I CANT FIND MY FUCKING MEOW RECORDER Aug 27, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @brendlewhat RT @shellyj29 my cat talker is missing and i started new meds for my diabetes Aug 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://twitpic.com/fazsp almost ran into this lil deer fella on mor ning trailrun [AP]Bold deer unafraid! Reluctant to Move! Ate whole ... graeydave: http://twitpic.com/fazsp almost ran into this lil deer fella on m orning trailrun [AP]Bold deer unafraid! Reluctant to Move! Ate whole ... Aug 26, 2009

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graeydave: @Myfstyc It s graeyalien Sorry to hear about the memories that yo u ve lost forever. Aug 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @jherrycurl Negatory Aug 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat ive got about 3,000 horny as hEcK frogpeepers clinging o ff bark and branch hollering at each other in sultry dulcet tone here Aug 26, 2009

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graeydave: Heya go check out I.U.D. The Proper Sex album!!!! Support mi amig a sadie laska in all her entirety! Support your local Sadie Aug 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: peeper frogs peepin sounds extra squishy reverb tonight...... must be a wild sexual gathering going down. Mind my own business. Aug 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Habichuelas Rosadas Aug 25, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @stevia_mcqueen CHRIS GOSS LOOKS LIKE AN EGG MAN Aug 25, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @newwavewendy TOTALLLLY WORTH IT WHEN GUTSLUDGE SLIPN SLIDE2k9 COMES OUT THO *montage of gutdevs coming together over course of the project* Aug 24, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: ICExMAN CHUCK LADLE IS goNNA MOP THE FLOOR WITH CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL AND TOM DELAY ON ABCDISNEY CELESTIAL PRANCE OFF Aug 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: on the verge Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: furby #TIGERCOPROJ7 #STEALTHGPSCELL #DARKORCHARD #FURBYGATHERING #HOM INGACTIVATION #HKISSINGER #FURBYTECH #TIGERHANDHELD666 #RISINGSUN Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: That thing the Japanese sent over in 98. That furby? Well all the bea cons activated tonight. Climbing out of landfills, headed to orchards. Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: waaaa http://bit.ly/JNguQ graeydave: waaaa http://bit.ly/JNguQ Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @wwwdotyoutube very generous offer artigiano, almost a shame...... * clacks clicky gozilla monster clawhands together against capitalist x2 Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: im going to go buy a beer...... hoping for good cust serv tbqh Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://twitpic.com/ee6wx GOLDEN ARMHAIR SHONE LIKE THE SUN ALL DAY/ &I DIDNT HAVE TO USE MY AK! MOM COOKED 5%ER BKFST! graeydave: http://twitpic.com/ee6wx GOLDEN ARMHAIR SHONE LIKE THE SUN ALL DA Y/&I DIDNT HAVE TO USE MY AK! MOM COOKED 5%ER BKFST! Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: CHEESE GUSHLER :d Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: HOMEMADE GUSHER CURDLE QUIK =( =0 Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Nasty Ass Grackle(bird) stole my suet. Could really go for a beer wit h Brett Farve right about now..... Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Farm out my tweets.If you want to picture my tweet farm just envision 40 azn grads tied down with mesh wire like that1xfiles w/the bad Goop. Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Farve Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i think i got too much sun Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: u kno its my homemade gusher packs when you see the encapsulated pure form energy glowing under the fruitlaether #fairtrade #cornsyrup Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i aggressively chase songbirds and eat they young! WHat kind of bird AM I #fungames #learn #toptrending #birdguessing #trends Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hot gleam today! WOAH ! talking about the sun s rays! Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *pushes 78% finished Bob Novak AttakRObit down in absolute frustratio n and has a long sit on the floor of workspace* Aug 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: * stumbles bloody, with flesh threshed to front door "cough....theres ...a shewolf in my closet" Last breath Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @ABIGBAGOFKEYS big up to algae massiv Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: got a nice bellysweat workin here Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @dinosaurjrrk Thanks. Did my tag (which is a pic of Parinmores Haley smiling at me) at the defunct aquaduct but the rains came, its gone =( Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i always get way too drunk and blassst up my indirock at the parking lot for my gated community homeowners meeting, not 2 good 4 tha speakz Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i just whooped up on an alchemist feller with online madden! Sanctum Moleculae, I Sacked a Particle! Ya! Woohdy! Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i did a drawing of paramore riding a falcon...... i hope my en emies like it... Aug 17, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice HEY "goofjuice" I JUSt sent the whole gforce guinea P team to thrash up ur room and make mess in your bed!!! and it is true+real Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: goodnight twitter robits goodnight app stores goodnight cam whores go odnight meteors goodnight celebs! may u have the sweetest dreams of all Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Pardon me, Premiere Putin but....Titty TWisteR!!!!!!!!!!! #vladdy #pu tinwearingwifebeater.jpg #tanktop Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: you ve got your "Purple Dranks" and your "40 ozs" Ive got Calamine Lo tion and Butterfinger Bits. Mix+Glug till your tongue = pink. homeys Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Black Eyed Peas (b ut especially Fergie) featuring Missy Elliot "Dave s best Videogame Win!" ...Some dreams are just that, dreams. Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: yo putin, titty twista Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Alexis Pringle pulled off one of the sickest kayak runs during a flas h flood warning. Not bad for a diabetic. This is a message of hope! Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: MILEY KILLED BABY BEAR CUBS WITH HELP OF CRISS ANGEL AND HATCHET #abc #disney #goldmansachs #blackwater #undertaker #kane Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Tru: i got stung by a swarm of bees today. 12 yellow jackets dun stun g me when I ran over their beehole mowing. A fiery pain! #PickMeTila Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Scrolling Shakira She Wolf Lyric Widget $.99 Scroll the Lyrics of Sha kira She Wolf Down The Screen At Leisure I Love My Widget Love My Kira Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: MY BLINDDATE PULLED UP ON A MOPED WITH A PLASTIC BAG TIED AROUND HER HEAD & WOULDNOT STOP SHRIEKINGI IM A TUFF CHAV BUT EVEN CHAV GET SCARED Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Im the only mom at PTO who can rave my bloody arse off and make rice krispie and keep it together for my kids so dont start about the rolls Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: As I looked up at her brown, inquisitive eyes all shame felt melted i nto the grasses of the meadow. Yes, all my poems are about Madden 2010 Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RICK PITINO RAPES AND ABORTS Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Huh dont all cinnabuns have stalactites ? Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i collapsed 6000 stars in an orgy of stellar chaos energy to produce this winter fleece and I saw it in LLbean liiike literally the next day Aug 13, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: all the ICETRUCKERS are circling up a storm and whooping and blasting horn @ the news! celeb Kourtney Kardishin to reproduce o er i am told Aug 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: *sticks foots in passenger side window at stoplight and wags em aroun d in driver eyeline* "Oh GOD this CREEP was totally toeing me out 2day Aug 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: They call me the BIg BUOY when I call up maine sports talk radio LOOK S LIKE WE GOT THE BIG BUOY on the line (biggest smile for me) Go Seals! Aug 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DANg, SURE KNOW HOW TO SHUCK AN OYSTER BABE #GnosticOysterShuckShackM amacita Aug 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: checked out some PVC pipes and an Earthen Dam today, Real Talk! no bi g though. Aug 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the first NFL Middle Linebacker to stuff his pant pads with small cry stals wins a free prize...... It just so happens to be NFL MVP #pantpads Aug 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Cathy and Garfield strips carved in glowing red acidic inks on cavern walls PALPABLE SCORN FOR MONDAYS HUNG HEAVY IN THE AIR #DISDAIN #ack! Aug 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I hate the New York Yankees with a passion. They are an avatar for al l greed and all evil. Boo! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Aug 10, 2009

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graeydave: \\ ACCORDING TO JIM TRAINS PRE TEENS TO KILL // ...PIXEL UNDERLAY Hz #Belushi #tween #assassin #2andahalfmen Aug 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: GIANT GRUMMER AT THE TEEN CHOICERS!!!! GIANT GRUMMER IS TAKING THE SH OW BY STORM! GETTING ALONG FINE WITH EVERy1#teenchoice #xmas #stockings Aug 10, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: gray + misting out. the air is v heavy and cool. all roadside trees a re overgrown with vines & are threatening the tphone wires #solemn #aug Aug 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Haha yeah you know how it is, just like the onewinged dove. Nuff Sa id. Aug 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: paint me as you see me...... paint me as an anime dog Aug 7, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 13 canadian geese with tank treads in stead of feet just rumbled by Aug 6, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I JUST HONEYROASTED A GUN FOR NO REASON, LIKE THE HONEYROASTED PEAN UTS OR CEREAL FLAKE. YA KNOW? Aug 6, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @stevia_mcqueen: Unban @tetradugenica you Twitter motherfuckers. # iwillneverforget Aug 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham Your Vulgar Ghost Hacker Great Granny is kind of hot Aug 4, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham http://twitpic.com/cocks Thats insane graeydave: @cunningham http://twitpic.com/cocks Thats insane Jul 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @fraaap The trashlid says nothing about smoldering embers last time i checked Jul 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: The new garbage containers the town provides say DO NOT FILL WITH HOT ASHES on the lid Jul 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://bit.ly/wlEDg graeydave: http://bit.ly/wlEDg Jul 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @hoobastank_band http://bit.ly/50WR9 COOL graeydave: @hoobastank_band http://bit.ly/50WR9 COOL Jul 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @bug_deal2PAC AINT DEAD! HES SMOKING A FAT ASS KUSH JOINT RIGHT NO W!!!!!!!!!!! #failedchildrensbooktitles Jul 30, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: EVERYTIME MY COOL DOGGY BARKS (the bark begins, the bark ends...morta lity) IT REMINDS ME THAT 2pac is no longer with us and its a long cry Jul 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @newwavewendyhttp://bit.ly/XO13P heres my pygmy goat ....STOP TRYI NG TO SELL LIVE GOAT OVER TWITTER RSS ITS CRUEL AND WRONG 2 THE GOATS graeydave: RT @newwavewendyhttp://bit.ly/XO13P heres my pygmy goat ....STOP TR YING TO SELL LIVE GOAT OVER TWITTER RSS ITS CRUEL AND WRONG 2 THE GOATS Jul 29, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: gulp Jul 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham u say party atmosphere i say tardy atomsphere Jul 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: fuck you!!! jonas broa dont have cyst! es impossible! no cysts no cys t! say bad thing about jonas on the twit Jul 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tetradugenica i would scream Workers!!!!!!!! and windowsquish my lil face at the sight of all earthmover or backhoe. moving bridges big too Jul 28, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oooo...... audible Gut Squelch. now just what the hecks goin on in there? ? falling waterfalls of stumacid? 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Jul 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hahaha i know a certain govt official thats going 2 be brutally slain ... after cpmic con that is;p Jul 26, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: injecting 2 wolves with anabolic steroids and chaining them to my arm s, marcus wolf and marcel wolf. off to the foreclosed lot Jul 25, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat put fishing weights on triggle + into a slangshot catapu lt as ammo back over bering strait #AmericaForAmericans Jul 25, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: o,,,that is ~~~~toooOOOOO~ funny! Jul 25, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oh that is TOO funny oh that is TOO funny oh that is TOO funny oh tha t is TOO funny oh that is TOO funny oh that is TOO funny oh that is TOO Jul 23, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Please put your bloobs back in!! Youre dripping multicolored swirls a ll over the carpet Oh AWww cmon Bloobs not maintaining form at all here Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @fart Sale. Building Cube filled with the ghosts of gadgets. Empty Pa ved Lot Included. Act now. Death to America. Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham back driverside panel window, almost centered but not qui te Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i saw a really swank purple pepe le pew sticker on an old chevy tahoe that read "lil stinker" Pepe w/ smuggest look. driver =50 yo alchy guy Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @dino_bites Save the Date. kyyle and skyyyy invite you to their holy union of transcendental eternal soul kinship Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: "Oh, for Deffage, deffy be attending the burial bro" Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hope the peephole vid of me Hacking wearing cool shades and skull ban dana doesnt get out...... "a cool cpu hacker must always hack in secret" Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hey erol andrew just show ur bared butt on sportcentres top 10 plays "we ve got to take the power back" dance around Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: twitter market numbers are in. NOT.ONE.GALDANG.TWEEN never gonna get my followers 2 organize+militarize w/ this oldass demo.Miley Taurus Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: erib andrews shouldnt have danced all around with her cunny out if sh e didnt want fan apprec. Stuck Up! Jul 22, 2009

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graeydave: HERES A STICKER IDEA MATE ..... A RAD CALVIN PEEINg oN A STARVING GY PSY FAMILY! holla if u hate gypsys!!!!!!! Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: a drat chav promised to jailbreak me kindle 2 warez Lit but he just f illed it full of twine & stuck soccer stickers on it. fled in lorry =( Jul 22, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @trashthumb: maybe if there was a christian car company i would ac tually give a shit about the auto industry collapse Jul 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @brendlewhat Guide To America s Great Waterparks For The Sadean Man # coffeetablebook Jul 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: apparently the Ghost League MMA ive been touting over UFC (sick ghost slams) took place solely in the Octagon of my imagination. Embarassing Jul 21, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: look 4 my streaming pudcust on itunes Jul 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: oh Hiiiii jerrycurl, hi doggy RT @jherrycurl: seeing THE ROOM by Tomm y Wiseau next fri. hell yeah Jul 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: they just showed a Chav Swarm icon on weather channel, is this real?! ? Winged UKyouths blot out sky like locusts? I buried my mobile. i wait Jul 19, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: wuts Egg ( cool casual slang way to inquire if a restaurant serves sc ramby eggs) Hello! from waitress who now knows mr hip suave egglover Jul 18, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: about to chop & screw Chopped&Screwed version of Planet Caravan.mp3 R ip dj screw and the pope Jul 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i thought The Dog Huffing Expo was a benefit AGAINST domesticated cam ines abusing inhalants! This is a huge mistake. Jul 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: need fast riffs for laundrytime #metalfold Jul 16, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the guy who keeps doing justified driveby shootings on me plays Ever lasting Love late 90s(?) dance hit everytime so obv shots are coming Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: this bitch singing at the all star game is horrible! !!!! Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @graeydave is 88% sure that ron artesthaterz.mp3 (prod by r artest) debunks entoptic phenomena in prehistoric art.check yourself and others Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @trashthumb Pizza forever http://twitpic.com/adznf graeydave: RT @trashthumb Pizza forever http://twitpic.com/adznf Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @JdotLeo hey jon check your fantasy baseball team page i sent you a p . decent proposal Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RELAXING AT HOME TONIGHT Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: TRIG PALIN: THE MONSTER TRUCK IS GONNA KICK GRAVEDIGGERS ASS. AND THE N NO DEATH NO DEATH Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: if ur a hot girl lookin 2 jumpstart your modelling career just hang o ut at loch ness topless 24/7...could be the ultimate pic if myth is tru Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: CRUSHED OUT HEAVENLY TWEET ATOP AN EXCERCISE BALL IN THE SUN DRENCHED FRUIT TREE ORCHARD LAID BACK PUT MY THOUGHTS IN YALL LIL BABBYS BRAINS Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @O______O hey you guys wanna go grab a slice or something? sureyeah? (magick confusion spell/trick on pizza lovers to get 2 plastic braed) Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @hodgman Hello Mr Hodgman. Did I run past you on a trail in the Tacon icStatePark on Sunday? We were both sweating profuse! See the RSnakes? Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @paraone I done slain the illusions of all self deception and nE vexa tions with a big @SS glowwy humility sword! Thats what I call GitRdun! Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Proportions of The Truvian Clam. Beauty = Heres the Clam in a circle for you to see the measure.haha only do jokes on here so u kno the deal Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @clickblipclick NAWTH COROLINA GO ON AN STnAD UP TAKE UR Multi Teat M ilking Unit Attachment WAVE IT ROUND YA HEAD LIKE A HOLOCOPTER!!!!! Jul 15, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: dolphins have nipples whales have nips too its no big deal really. su bmerged or otherwise. just stop bringing it up around polite compa ... Jul 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: the whole electrohack lucid dreaming scene is soO played. some girl w as wearing fake contact lenses w/ warmaw rubble firepupils at yawwwncon Jul 14, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: awwwww yea you got TRONIX!!! ANd real fine Tronix at that. Whooo ligh ts right up. Up on a wooden shelf. What is that TRONIX anyway? a TV? Jul 14, 2009

Twitter / graeydave graeydave: "It s pretty hard to check Twitter...... when you re off the grid" my tough, true bumpo sticker with tropicalia colors and good design Jul 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @toasterhead You Are Right! Jul 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: YO MAKE SURE WE GOT ENOUGH CREME BRULEE FOR UFC 100 TONIGHT #inapprop riateMMAfoodthing #daintysnacks Jul 12, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice Proper society frowns on "ruddy kickflips" and "wall slugs " (???) just try to tone it down a little Please Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: And i thoughr transmorph 1 had big bots!!! Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: come visit my new commune dedicated soley to michael bays transdormee s2. watahit confused runaways erect spires to Mog Fox even as we speak Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham Nirvana Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @tetradugenica Oh From a guy who dont know shit about seafood *throws 16 cull lobstres up in the air* that means 1 claw but plenty goodmeat Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: prelitigation against all scorps. i look at dem wild stangers and see nothing but bad intentions. my attorney will come around, give it time Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: hey bird!!!!!!! nice flaps idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i luvvv it when hot girls are famous celebs. One Love. Peace. Take e r easy... Jul 11, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i ALWAYS mix up Neutrogena with The Latin Kings. talk about needing m y coffee!! shoulda seen the look lil esse gave me as i lathered him up Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: 2067 windblown desert sands reveal crown of tila s alienSkullll under crimsonsky Last remnant of #tilaarmy crushed by daisyofluv warlegion Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave

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graeydave: cnbc badgirl maria bartiromo just flippantly referred to ovarian ca ncer as the oc and laughed Meanly pleaae wrie [email protected] Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: I was Baby Born from Cathy from the comic strip and Taz from Taz. The res My toughness and my Humor . ACk! gtg rut for quartz crysts to eat Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: http://tinyurl.com/ldf8v9 This is my special whiskey for when its Thu nderin out and i still need 2 do offroad summersaulting xtrain graeydave: http://tinyurl.com/ldf8v9 This is my special whiskey for when its T hunderin out and i still need 2 do offroad summersaulting xtrain Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: i wanna give birth at burning man sponsored by EA Sports its in the g ame Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: equals rights for dogs equals dogs owning dogs as pets. cant stop, wo nt stop . 2009 Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: remember that 1 day in grade sch. when they brought in endangered Con dors? Audubon bikini d babes and all the bud lites us kids could drink Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: DAyummmmmNNNN...... fat nymph Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @RAEKWONICEWATER: WHATS GRACIOUS Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: RT @fart: right now a dead soldier is looking down at your twitter pa ge saying "great twits mate." please remember our troops !! please rt Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Heh, nah. only dead fish "go with the flow" They constantly fight the oceans currents w/o exception. Live fish = me = strong &where its at. Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: goin in to BigMeet with the general mills people pitching my Book of Revelation Fruit Snaxx. wish me luck Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: The longer i watch CNBCs Power Lunch chance smarmy anchors are devour ed by passing carnivorous insect swarm only increases over time Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @fart youve got it wrong this whole time mate, Mass Birthing at burni ngman2k9 Loud DJ TribalBassBeats to induce, all mommas in a dirt puddle Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: burning that huge pile of beanie baby talisman pays off this free age nt season. You re welcome Danny Ainge. Need for Sheed! Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @goofjuice You would admit it if you soley took up the "Action Sports " lifestyle as an excuse to drink colorful Energy Drinks? Right? Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: @cunningham hey dazztech whats ur necklace, looks like a bigass snail necklace on my phonescreen. hoping im right Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: That pheasant meat was realllly undercooked. Cant believe I ate so mu ch. So trilla on dirtbikes still gonna shred despite engorged on UCPM Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: so awkward getting into big emotional blowouts in orchard full of fir eflies. blinkerbugs really accentuate the silences Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: "Who s the Bird Of Prey Handler?! Me or you Dale? My Peregrines...MIN E. B.o.p.h. indahouse atm= me, Big P. So just shut up and twit the pic Jul 9, 2009 Twitter / graeydave graeydave: Um, apparently cast of mtv s The Hills have aligned themselves w/ nwo conspiracy huckster Alex Jones? #nojoke #serious #reality #what