The UWM Post Vol.43,N"19 FEBRUARY 9,1999 Serving the UWM Community since 1915 post photo by Sampson Parsons Students upset over car break-ins near UWM any evidence," continued Eaton, len and had $1,300 in damage By Steven Potter a UWM junior. done to his car, parked in an alley This may also have something on the 2900 block of Stowell Av to do with a specific MPD policy. In the firstsix months of 1998, enue, in November. Under the policy, the MPD does therewere l,224thefts from cars "Students are all around campus not conduct on-site investiga reportedin Milwaukee's 5th Dis on Wednesday through Saturday tions of theftfrom cars when the trict, the police district in which night," said Gaecke. total damages/loss is under the University of Wisconsin-Mil "Therefore, these people [the $1,500. waukee is located. Over 200 of burglars] pick the days when stu "I would have liked it if they those thefts were on or around dents are not out, which are Sun came to the scene and looked at the UWM campus, leaving many day through Tuesday, to go up and it," Eaton added. "That would UWM students to wonder how down the alleys and streets check have at least made me feel bet the city and campus police forces ing all the cars," Gaecke surmised. ter." are handling these crimes. Steve DeBruin, another UWM According to the Milwaukee sophomore, agreed with Gaecke's Gaecke saidhe is also troubled Police Department (MPD) crimi car burglary theory. by this policy. "I think they [the MPD] have nal offenses report, which is re "My car wasn't down here for ?-,---"- corded semiannually, this level more than two dayswhenitgotbro- a certain dollar amount in mind, remains consistentwith the num ken into," DeBruin explained. which seems a little obscene to ber of thefts from cars reported DeBruin lost more than $700 me because that means I could in 1997. when his stereo was stolen from his call everyday and say my car was Reports for both years show car, also parked on the 2900 block broken into," said Gaecke. Jamie Dittman, also a UWM car burglaries accounting for 17 of Stowell. student, expressed disappoint- percent of all crimes in the 5th Jackie Eaton's car phone suf District. This number is higher fered a similar fate. On Halloween, PLEASE SEE CAR, PG 22 than all other categories, includ Eaton's car was parked in her al ing home burglaries, auto theft, ley, in the 2800 blockofFarwell Av and other miscellaneous crimes. enue. Her car phone was stolen "This is an ongoing problem that evening. that needs to be addressed," said Africology chair Dorothea Mbalia. See story on prisons and education on page 3 "They [the MPD] wouldn'teven UWM sophomore Jeffrey come and look at it," Eaton said of Gaecke. the car phone theft. Gaecke had his CD player sto- "I guess they figured there wasn't Milwaukee Idea "almost there" says Chancellor £ Foundation Board of Directors, quality of education." through cultural and artistic ac So what's the area elected officials and the cam To achieve these ambitious tivities that reach beyond the pus' classified staff, Zimpher said goals, Zimpher congregated campus borders and into the city; big idea? that the.complete first seven "affinity groups" among * Forming strategic partner phase of the project will be un UWM students, staff and faculty ships with community organiza veiled ather inauguration on March and Milwaukee community tions and other schools and uni By Robin Lickel 26, at the Klotsche Center. members to discuss, conceptual versities; "Our goal is nothing less than to ize and define what she called * Bringing together all interna University ofWisconsin-Milwau- change the quality of our life to the "Big Ideas." tionally-focused programs at kee Chancellor Nancy Zimpher gether," Zimpher said. "This is big," said Zimpher. "It UWM into one International Af unveiled a sneak preview of the Zimpher hopes the Milwaukee involves partnerships, it matters fairs Initiative; nearly complete Milwaukee Idea Idea will be a part of Milwaukee's to Milwaukee communities, em * Developinga Technology In lastweek, calling it "a public com currentrenaissance, which includes braces diversity and is truly inter stitute to help facilitate more mitment that we're here for the the revitalization ofthe city's down disciplinary." technology transfer from UWM long haul." town area. The ten "big ideas" for UWM to business,industry, and the com- In one of a series of meetings She also wants UWM to become included: * Developing an alternative with community and campus con the nation's premier urban re SEE MILWAUKEE; PAGE 22 stituencies that included UWM's search university by "building on a curriculum where students learn POST NEWS
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UWM Hosts 15th Annual Travel Fair The Great Decisions Lectures the Alumni Fireside Lounge in the Space Grants Offered UWM Union. Admission is free. The 15th Annual UWM Travel will be held every Tuesday for The Wisconsin Space Grant Fair will be held Monday, Febru Worldwide Judge Judy eight-weeks in the Golda Meir Li Consortium is offering grants for brary conference center from ary 15, from 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 Friends ofPeace Studies is spon- The Zimph To Speak at Seminar projects related to any space or p.m. in the Union Concourse, soringapresentationon "Interna A seminar entitled "Trends in aerospace discipline. They also 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. Attend tional CriminalJustice: An End to Education" will be held Wednes offer scholarships, fellowships, ees can win a Europass and other Impunity?" on Thursday, Feb. 25 day, Feb. 17 at the Italian Commu and research rewards, Aerospace travel-related prizes. The event is in the Milwuakee room of the Stu nity Center, 631 E Chicago Ave Outreach programs, and Research free and open to the public. dent Union. Call the UWM Peace BULLETIN from 7-10am. Speakers will be Infrastructure programs. All ap Resource Institute at 229-6549 for Chancellor Zimpher and Robert plications are available in the Post Hell No We Won't Go! more info. Jasna, Adjunct Professorat UWM. office, Union EG80. For registration call 577-1059. Become a part of one of the nations largest student move So You Want to Be a Teacher? BOARD Polish Scholar visits UWM ments- the Democracy Teach In. Those UWM students who are Be an activist and stand up for pre-education and education Adam Skibinski, a visiting whatyou believe in. Come to the members are encouraged to at Fulbright Scholar from Poland, organizing meeting on Thursday, tend "So You Want to Be a Edited by will present a seminar on Feb. 11 at 4pm in UWM's Union, Teacher" Day at UWM on April timebinding and memetics, on E240. Contact Bill Gump at 229- 8. Admission is free but registra Amanda Myers Saturday, Feb. 13 in UWM's don't let friends drive drunk 6522 for more information. tion is limited. Call 229-4721 by Greene Hall. For more info, con April 2nd. tact Gregg Hoffmann, 229-4436. African History Month 7:30-9:00pm. These lectures will © U.S. Department of Transportation UWM's Department of UWM's Multicultural Career Day count for one credit in Political Discover Burma Africology presents A Taste of Af On Feb. 24 from 10am-2pm at Science and cost $25 for students Explore Burma through Bur rica, food and dancing, at the Stu the Student Union, UWM will (for series). The next lecture will mese food and eyewitness ac dent Union Theatre on Tuesday, hold aMulticultural Career Day to be on Feb. 9, "Japan: The Shadow counts of Burmese refugee camps Feb. 9 at 12:30pm. Come see "Hip give minority students and alumni ofthe Miracle." in Thailand at the Discovering 6>0^jg> Hop Culture: A Force for Libera the opportunity to meet with Burma Dinner III on Friday, Feb. tion" on Feb. 22 at 12:30pmin the represenatives from 95 business, Mama Benz 19 in the Union Ballroom. For Milwuakee Room ofthe Student industry, government, and educa A video presentation about the more info, call 229-4499. Union. And on Feb. 23 hear the tional organizations. imperious women who dominate "Sounds of Africa" with the the colorful markets ofAfrica , will Outward Bound: Earn College Credits Dorcilius' Haitian Drummers at WOMEN'S RESOURCE CENTER Great Decisions Lecture Series beheld on Thursday, Feb. 11, in Voyageur Outward Bound the Student Union- Ground Con- School is looking for interested • Information and Referral students to participate in their programs and earn college cred • Student Support and its- all for about the same cost as Advocacy tuititon. Course activities include mmMi • Educational and Social The UWM desert and alpine backpacking, Programming lake and river canoeing, sea kayaking, rock climbing, cross • Lending Library and Free country skiing, and dogsledding. Literature Post For more information call 1-800- 2000 E. Kenwood Blvd., Suite EG-80 v Networking Opportunities f." 328-2943. P0 Box 413, Union Box 88 • Leadership Development Milwaukee, Wl 53201 Phone: 414.229.4578 Fax 414.229.4579 [email protected] E-Mail: [email protected] Union WG93 Phone:229-2852 Web: www.uwmpost.com
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Pfeifer during the same time period. creased by more than 30 percent, ing of four medium and one mini- has tripled. Although the preva The costs of college as opposed while higher education has been mum-security prison. Two me lence of illegal drug use among to prison range from $2,986 to cut by 18 percent." dium and one minimum security white men is approximately the School today. Prison tomorrow. $7,331 for a four-year public col prison is also being expanded. same as that among black men, This is the increasing fate of lege to $20,000 to $25,000 per- The state also contracts with five black men are five times as likely would-be students as education prison bed annually, according to other prisons due to overcrowd to be arrested for adrugoffense." funding decreases across the na the U.S. Department of Education ing. This occurs at a time when 60 tion and prison spending skyrock- and Criminal Justice Institute. These include $40per-daybeds to 80 percent of the inmates in ets. With the increase of truth-in- Wisconsin hasn'tbeen immune "There is research that in Texas countyjails and $42 per- U.S. prisons have a history of sub sentencing legislation and other to the prison-industry complex. In day beds in two private prisons in stance abuse. "anti-crime" laws, monies have fact Wisconsin has been a leader. indicates that Wisconsin is Whiteville, Tenn., and Northfolk, The Atlantic Monthly article been diverted from education and The Milwaukee-based Lynde and Okla.Thetwo prisons andj ails are further states that "the number of other social services to prisons. Harry Bradley Foundation, a con the second fastest-growing operated by the private prison drug treatment slots has declined This has left many future students servative philanthropic organiza company, the Corrections Corpo more than half since 1993," and behind bars instead of desks. This prison state, proportional to tion, issued a grant to the Wiscon rations of America (CCA) .Wiscon "drug treatment is only available has not gone without criticism. sin Policy Research Institute for a spending on education." sin also contracts with a $42 per- for one in 10 who need it." "For many states at least a 2 to study regarding truth-in-sentenc day federal prison camp in As a result, the article claimed 1 ratio [exists] in terms of money ing which was released in 1996. Duluth, Minn., and a $58 per-day that "one out of 14 black men are spent onprisonsandmoneyspent This study became the blue- federal prison camp in Alderson, in jail" and "One out of every four on education," said Dr. Doreatha printfor the Wisconsin legislature, -Stan Stojkovic, Academic WVa. black men is likely to be impris- Mbalia, chairwoman of UWM's which passed truth-in-sentencing "There is research that indi onedat somepointduringhis life Africology department in arecent Director of UWM's Criminal legislation lastyear. What this law cates that Wisconsin is the second time. Post interview. legislates is thatif someone is con fastest growing prison state pro "Women sentenced a year or "And we somehow see prison Justice Program victed of a felony on or after Jan. portional to spending on educa more of prison has grown building and incarceration as 1,2000 they will notbe eligible for tion," said Stojkovic. "The only twelvefold since 1970. more of a priority than educating parole. The entire sentence must state that spends more is Califor Of 80,000 women now impris our youth. That I find amazing," be served. nia." oned, about 70 percent are non Mbalia said. This law will have a devastating Wisconsin also is a national violent offenders. Mbalia recently moderated a effect on people of color and leader in the proportion of non- "About 75 percent have chil forum, "A New Form of Slavery— those who are arrested for drug white persons and women behind dren," states the Atlantic Monthly The American Prison Industrial offenses, said Stan Stojkovic, aca- bars. This is largely a result of dis article. Complex," sponsored by the demic program director of Wisconsin parate drug sentencingguidelines In Wisconsin, non-white prison Africology department at the UWM'sCriminalJustice Program. that single out primarily African ers comprise 57.9 percent ofthe Wisconsin'sDepartmentof Cor monthly Community Brainstorm American, Latino, and Native adult population behind bars, ac- "I said four years ago a revolu rections (DOC) budget for 1998- ing Conference. American men and women. cordingtofiguressuppttedbySen. tion occurred in the state of Wis 99 is over $1.3 billion according According to a December 1998 According to the Atlantic Gary George's (D-Milwaukee) of- consin in terms of state spending to Bill Clausius, Public Informa Atlantic Monthly article, "The Monthly: "Among those arrested and nobody said anything," tion Director for the DOC. Prison-Industrial Complex," which Stojkovic said. for drug crimes, the proportion This budgetincludes the build PLEASE SEE MBALIA, PG 23 Mbalia cited at the conference, "The revolution was the massive who are African-American men the United States today has 1.8 infusion of dollarsintoprison con million people behind bars. This struction knocking the Depart figure is expected to reach 2 mil ment of Corrections budget over lion by the end ofthe year. a billion dollars, while lowering As an illustration ofthe amount and minimizing the education of people in prison, the Atlantic budget —really post-secondary EARN EXTRA CASH Monthly article states, "California education," explained Stojkovic. now has the biggest prison system "That has been the trade off." Help Run Student Government Electio in the Western industrialized In 1997 the Justice Policy Insti world, a system bigger than the tute (JPI) released From Class Part and Full Time Positions Available! Federal Bureau of Prisons." room to Cellblocks, a national «•••>' • California "holds more inmates study of trends in state and fed in its jails and prison than do eral spending on education and Independent Election Commissioner France, Great Britain, Germany, incarceration. Japan, Singapore and the Nether Ballot Counters Kevin Pranis, of the Prison lands combined," the article also Moratorium Project, in an article Poll Workers stated. entitled "The Prison Blues" An increasing majority of these printed in Infusion, a national prisoners are young people. magazine for progressive student Salaries Start at $ 1000 "The U.S. now imprisons more activists, outlines these trends. people than anywhere in the "In 1995, for example, total world," said Mbalia. "Crime is Management Experience Preferred! state spending on prison construc down but the prison business is tion increased by $926 million to Must work well in a team atmosphere! booming." $2.6 billion, while spending on Leadership Qualities! university construction fell by $954 Impact on Higher Education million to $2.5 billion," wrote With the emphasis on prisons Pranis. and incarceration, education and In the article, Pranis also stated e Contact the Student Association for Details other social services like drug that: "In states such as California, treatment have taken a back seat. which has built 21 prisons and ^President Laty Keodouangsy 229-4366 According to the U.S. Census Bu only one university since 1984, the ail: "sadPuwm.edu" reau, the spending growth in pris pattern is even more pronounced. ons from 1977-1995 was 823 per General expenditures mirror cent while spending growth in thosein construction.Since 1987, Office is located in E351 Union. higher education was 374 percent total spending on prisons has in The Student Association is an equal opportunity, affirmative action, employer. 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By Michelle A. Brown work and tests on-line. would have the students spending cation courses, students are not Faculty members who are con 135 hours on a course that in paying a segregated fee because returns get Distance education courses are sidering conducting a course on cludes any contact time in class, they are never here on campus," filtering into UWM and more are line can outsource the on-line any log on time, and so on," said Andrews. "But they do pay a on the way. course setup to two different enti Andrews said. "All of our courses distance education fee." money back Distance education courses ties: Real Education and Learn followthe general requirement of According to Andrews, while modify the traditional campus ing Innovations. the amount of total student work some students might like the idea classroom and give students across According to Vice Chancellor level." of being enrolled in an on-line fast the United States the option of Ken Watters, Learning Innova One question that immediately course, these courses are not for Students preparing to use their registeringfor and taking satellite, tions is a unit that works through arises during the discussion of on everyone. taxreturns to payfor springbreak compressed video, and on-line the UW System. line courses is the amount of in "I think that a student should trips should take note ofthe IRS' Web-based courses. "Learning Innovation supports teraction a student can expect thinkveryseriouslyaboutwhether e-file program. UWM's nursing program is on learner-centered instruction and with an instructor. they can be a distance education According to the IRS, taxpayers line as part of a collaborative de develops, markets, distributes, and "That [interaction] depends on student," Andrews said. "It really who e-file their returns can get gree program among five other supports technology products and the subject matter and how the requires different sets of modifi their refunds twice as fast as mail UW System campuses. Other de services to all UW campuses," individual instructor sets that up," cations and the way that the ac ing their return. partments within UWM also offer Watters said in the Dec. 10,1998 Andrews said. tual learning takes place." Certain taxpayers receive a courses on-line. issue of UWM Report. Ellen Murphy, a professorin the Andrews added that a student TeleFile package in the mail. This "On-line courses, and more "It's not that our goal is to in School ofNursing, taughta course would need to assess whether or package allows taxpayers to file importantly on-line degrees, are crease enrollmentor to have more that took place entirely on-line. no t that kind of learning environ their returns using a touch-tone becoming more common," said programs out there, although Murphy was unsure of how well ment would work for them. phone. A customer service num Assistant Vice Chancellor of Aca those are benefits of what we are she would get to know her stu "For some, it's absolutely ter ber in the package eliminates the demic Affairs Sona Andrews. doing," Andrews said. "Our main dents butwas pleasantly surprised rific. For others, it's not," Andrews need to send any paperwork to the Andrews is also a geography pro goal is to enhance the accessibil with the interaction. said. IRS. fessor at UWM. ity that our students would have "You really do get to know UWM appears to be heading The IRS say that TeleFile re "Students take courses on-line to the kind of programs that we them," Murphy said. toward more on-line course offer turns take as little as 10 minutes usually because there are a lot of want to offer." Murphy also said that 20 stu ings soon. to complete. accessibility issues," Andrews said. Andrews described some ofthe dents could fit "comfortably" in "It's an option (on-line courses) Even without a TeleFile pack age, anyone can file a return via "UWM is looking at ways in basic ways that students can be heron-line course. andithelpsprovideacertain rich computer through an on-line fil which we can make the education come involved with on-line However, courses that take ness to the educational experi ing company or an authorized IRS we are providing as accessible as courses at UWM. place entirely on-line are rare. ence that we want to give to stu e-file provider. possible to people," Andrews ex "At present, it's possible for stu "We have many classes where dents," continued Andrews. H&R Block offers the service plained. dents to take classes both on cam there is an on-line component to "And I' m really anxious to teach for $68. VIP Tax Service charges Faculty members integrate the pus and on-line during the same it, but there is also a face-to-face my cartography course on-line," $40 for an e-file return prepared Internet into their courses in two semester," Andrews said. componentaswell," Andrews said. Andrews added. by the taxpayer. Refunds can be ways. "We treat them just like we One problem with offering on The distance education Web expected in two to three days, al UWM uses software called Web would treat the registration for line courses has been tuition. site notonly offers information for though VIP reportedsome returns Course in a Box. According to any of our courses," added Currently, according to students, butalso offers guidelines coming back as soon as 12 hours. Andrews, about 400 faculty mem Andrews. Andrews, in-state students who for administration and faculty Of extra benefit to many stu bers have completed Web Course in Andrews explained that the UW register for an on-line class pay members who are interested in dents is the Quicken Tax Freedom a Box training. system says one credit of instruc their regular tuition; out-of-state teaching a distance education Project. Those earning$20,000 or The software allows faculty to tion is equivalent to 45 hours of students pay their regular out-of- course on-line. less in 1998 may be able to file place course contents into specific work over the course of a semes state tuition. For more information about their return on-line at no cost. places and also allows faculty to ter. "For some of our distance edu- distance education, visit: http:// Visit www.quicken.com/freedom create materials such as home "A typical 15-week semester www.uwm.edu/DOCE//deuwm/ or www.irs.ustreas.gov for more index.html information. GIVE US TIME TO REPAY YOUR LOAN. 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When the interviewer What to Do: gets around to "Any questions?" (and he or she will), that's your Well, they're not really obsolete, but they are only one piece of the job • Read the newspaper! See whafs happening in the world that puzzle. "Most people spend much more time on their resume than chance to strut any stuff that you haven't been asked about during might be relevant to the respective company or industry. they do preparing for each interview. That's a huge mistake," says the course of the interview. What you reveal in a well-thought-out • Call and ask for a company's sales materials to see how they Bruce Tulgan. the author of Work this Way. a book about how to thrive question might even nail you the job. Jodi Kantor. a New York City talk to their customers. in your first few jobs. "People can easily lie on resumes. The interview college grad. used this strategy to beat out heavy competition for a • Use on-line info like company or news web is much more important, which is why recruiters sites. Sites like www. we tfeetpress.com spend so much time doing them - and why you ondwww.vaultreports.com carry great should spend time getting ready." company and industry profiles for sale. • Utilize free news information resources at What to do: your school library WceLexis/Nexis or the Think about all the time you will spend on he Secret Success Series Bloomberg News Service. your job search; then, carve out a chunk of brings you information designed to help you achieve your personal and career goals. Jhose hours to prep for your interviews. Watch for the rest of this series in future issues of your school newspaper. FUN, NOT FACTS MAY MAKE 1 m THE DIFFERENCE r^RK EXPERIENCE NOT REQUIRED job as political aide to the Mayor. When she interviewed for the Probably the most important piece of information a recruiter will position she wanted to highlight her passion for and understanding of Okay, so you may not have a ton of real work experience. But that's want to know but will never ask directly is "What is this person like to the job. She called on her own experience with New York's parking not what recruiters are really looking for when they are hiring new be around?"A good recruiter knows you will be working some long ticket and birth certificate bureaucracy to make her point. "I made college grads. Believe it or not. the very fact that you are young can hours in a closed room with other people. You better believe that a be worth a lot to man:y companies. They're in search of a 22-year- sure to ask specific questions about whether I could work on key question on his or her checklist is "Do I want to work with this old's energy and fresh perspective. You may have a whole new way of customer service projects that would fix problems similar to the ones person? Would my colleagues want to work with this person" Let's looking at things, and that's invaluable to most companies. "Frankly, I had faced as a city resident." she says. Turns out that the Mayor was face it. many people will have the same skills as you. but not every experience is not very important to us." says Tom Scott, co-founder of launching some big service initiatives in that area. Kantor's interviewer one can package those skills with your personality. You want the Nantucket Nectars, a booming small beverage company with was so impressed with her genuine interest in the city's problems that recruiter to walk away wanting to work with you! current annual sales over $50 million. "We can teach you to do the he hired her and put her on the team to help solve them. What to Do: things you need to do here. What we're looking for is hunger." As Scott What to Do: suggests, entry-level job interviews are not designed to weigh your • Make sure pieces of YOU come out in the interview! experience, they're supposed to measure your smarts, enthusiasm, • Stay away from obvious questions (i. e.; the ones answered in the company literature). Instead, find out what your inter Be confident about yourself, and communicate personality and passion. viewer thinks about a relevant company or industry issue. with energy and enthusiasm. Don't What to do: Or, ask about a specific part ofthe job that is of particular be afraid to laugh when interest to you. appropriate or • Instead of just describing your past summer jobs, focus on stories that showcase your energy and passion for the talk about ^-^ •^P^—MI-.^.. YOU CAN KNOW EVERYTHING , ym activities you really care about. Or, talk about how your a personal issue ^%0/~ § 01~ leadership has made a difference. 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By Mietra Namdari ishing them. So many people complain that When everyone checks their Buying Love V-day is only the product of the calendars on Feb. 1 and remem the most of your gift. Think of a pretty good idea of whether this "It was ironic when he did the greeting cardindustry. This is non bers Valentine's Day is only a card as really expensive stationary; person is someone you trust, love, same thing," Boelgman added. sense. heartbeat away, panic hits. it isn't worth anything unless you and care about. The spending "We're two of a kind." As the days pass, our lives be For the commitment-phobe, V- personalize it. limit is up to you, but it should By this stage in the relationship, come busier and busier. Some day is the time to reinstate single- Ifyou're a poet, write a beauti definitely be a mutual decision. you should also be getting used to times we forget to show the ones hood by doing some serious curb- ful love sonnet that's sure to make "We decided the limitwould romantic dinners at McDonald's, we care about how much they re- kicking to steadies. your amour swoon. Senior Meg and checking the newspaper for It's almost a phenomenon. V- Halo used her intro to creative coupons. dayjustisn'teverybody's' favorite writing course productively last V- At this time in the relation holiday. day. ship, itis imperative thatyou not "Last year I broke up with this "I had just four bucks to my buyjust a Valentine-themed gift. girljustbecause I realized I didn't name, so I had to settle for a The gift must be romantic. like her enough to spend the sym card and a sweet poem," Take your lover to the beach; bolic day of love with her," said Halo explains. "He ask them to wait on the dock ally UWM sophomore Ryan West. loved it because, as he nearby. Then, kick a personal mean ^V to us. V- But this isn' t the first time West said, it showed how message in the sand. "I love you" day is a na- ^m tional holi broke up with a girlfriend on V- secure I was in always works. After you're done, day that re- • minds us to day. our rela embrace your lover and give him take a deep breath and smell the "I broke up with my first girl tionship or her the gift you spent so much roses, while the cashier rings them friend in high school, because I What to time looking for. up. thought I wouldn't meet her ex do if po- Newlyweds should know the pectations on V-day," explained e t r y drill. Whatever you have done in West. "So I did the very opposite isn't the past, change it. It might be of pleasing her." your workingforyou, butwho knows if Couples breakupatafaster rate No sweat. Ask him/her out for something else would work better. right before the 14th. 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PAGE 10 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 9, 1999 Dance Music's New World Order: Cirrus By Pete Menting bum that differs from the first, Diego and it was kind of an inter- mixes of Snoop Dog that night. to the rave scene. They asked us they tend to circle around the car esting situation thatwentondown He's still a legend and I give him to perform as Cirrus and we did. there," said Aaron. "I don't think credit. ButI still thinkhe'sapunk Later they wan ted me to DJ. There I can see clearly now the rain is cass. MJ was down with the techno, he ass! He didn't personally ap were 800 kids there going off and gone. I can see all obstacles in my "It's kind of hard not to be proach me, it was mem havingagoodtime.Ithinkit'ssad way. With Cirrus it's going to be a original," said guitarist/ bers of his entourage of that somebody with that much bright, bright sun shiny day. programmer Stephen James Barry. "People who the female persuasion." money would disrupt the whole Formed in the mid-'90s, L.A.'s don't sound original in the "They were being night. It was a totally behind the Cirrus has been dropping some style of music we make, pretty direct about scenes type thing. I don't think crazy breaks on the electronic aren' t even trying. This is a Michaeljordan not car anyone knew what happened. I scene ever since. The three re new frontier we're forging ing for the music. My re felt sorry for them [the fans]." cording engineers fresh out of action was, so what? here." Luckily, the same thing didn't Golden WestCollegegotsigned to There were three girls This isn't to say that Cir- happen when they played Ger the then-unknown Moonshine that came up to me that rus' sophomore album, many recently, considering that Records. night that said: 'We Back On a Mission, hasn'tre- European ravers can be very harsh "This girl thatlwasseeingat the talked to Michaeljordan ceived as many or more ac and fickle. time was pretty motivated," re and we talked to the colades than Drop The Break "There were a lot more people called DJ/bassist Aaron Carter. manager. And you need did. One of their rewards at the event," said Aaron. "They "She put this promo kit together to change this music. is being nominated for best were all going crazy. We weren't and sent it off to the label. Three And I told them to tell electronic band at the sure [at first] how it was going to days later we got a call from them him to come over and BAMMIs (Califorina's ver go over, so we were kind of ner saying that they wanted to release tell me whatever. I didn't sion ofthe Grammys) along vous. Butfortunatelyitwentwell." it. We weren' t really looking for a think that was going to side such heavy weights as Cirrus is also taking it back to deal, but it turned out cool." happen anyway, but later Meat Beat Manifesto, the clubs by releasing a DJ exclu After that everything started on the manager came Uberzone,andGearwhore. sive white vinyl 12" single of "Back taking off with the release of their over. Basically, someone On a Mission." debut album Drop The Break. The You would think with got paid and things were "We did a couple of re-mixes of title track caught fire in Europe their popularity that club taken care of. It was it and they're a little more DJ with even Fatboy Slim playing it owners would respect their pretty disappointing friendly," said Aaron. "We like to into hissetatBrighton, England's right to play what they since it wasn't Michael cater to the DJs because they play the Big Beat Boutique. want. But as Aaron Carter Jordan's party, he just found out, even though a big role." You would think that all this happened to be there." Michaeljordan retired, he Now that they'll be getting quicksuccess wouldn't have draw "It was actually a Christmas still holds a lot of clout. wan tedsome Snoop Dogorsome- more club play, Cirrus will be backs. Yet, when you're the critics' party for this club for BPM maga "It was this thing down in San thing.Ididn'thaveanytechnore- heard and maybe seen with Fatboy darlings and you release a new al zine, a techno fanzine dedicated Slim soon.
Picture of Dorian Gray makes American debut
By Amanda Myers youngwhilehis books, and one Conductor Steuart Bedford and painting aged. whose lesson in the Milwaukee Symphony Orches Over the its mythic sim Would you sell your soul to the tra (MSO) deliver astounding mu devil to stay young forever? years, Gray re plicity has lost mains young sic throughout the opera. Bedford Novelist Oscar Wilde asked none of its rel and beautiful. recieved a well-deserved standing readers that question in his 1890 evance with the All the while, ovation at the end of Friday's per novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray. passingoftime," his painted im formance. More recently, composer Lowell says age ages. That Liebermann. Once again, the Florentine Liebermann took Wilde's creation Opera Company delivered a image turns "Even if this and turned it into a stunning op breathtaking performance. more and popular concep era that had its American debut The Florentine Opera Com more grue tion of The Pic at the Marcus Center on Feb. 6, pany will next feature Deborah some, exposing ture of Dorian presented by the Florentine Op Voight, one of America's premiere Gray's less- Gray is a horror era Company. dramatic sopranos, on March 24, than-perfect story... [itis] also The answer to the above ques along with the MSO. soul. a tragic ro tion was obvious to Dorian Gray, Florentine's next opera will be played by tenor Mark Thompson. At the end mance, a Victo comes" tragedy. The Magic Flute, with performances Gray sells his soul to the devil rian morality When Gray on April 30 and May 1 & 2. in order to be young and hand tale....and a tries to destroy Call (414) 273-7206 for tickets, some forever. 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Tickets are going fast so call "Riverdance-The Show" comes Irish-American Women" will be on info call 288-3657. 273-7206 for information. Also, The Piano Chamber concert to the Milwaukee Auditorium, 500 display at Central Library, 814 W. look for the interview with Carl series will feature romantic music Wisconsin Ave., opening Feb. 12. W. Kilbourn Ave. March 3 through The Villa Terrace Decorative Thornton, who plays Benny, in the for Valentine's Day on Feb. 13 at It will highlight the unique con March 13. Tickets are on sale now. Arts Museum will present The Feb. 16 issue ofthe Post. 8pm in the UWM School of the tributions that women of Irish Call 276-4545 for more informa Grand American Avenue: 1850- Art's Recital Hall. OnFeb. 14the descent have made throughout tion. 1920fromjan. 24to Mar. 14. Call The Village Playhouse of UWM Youth Wind Ensembles I & history. Info: 286-3031. 278-8295 for more info. Wauwatosa announces the pro 11 will perform at the Wisconsin Lation Arts, Inc., and the duction of Dogs of the Blue Gods. Lutheran College, 8800 W. United Community Center will The only Milwaukee performance Bluemound Rd. at 7:30 pm. Gallery 218 presents "Red", an present the New Nork based exhibit presenting work which is will be on Feb. 28 at 8pm at the dance group Roots of Brazil on red, about red, or contains the Miramar Theatre, 2844 N. Oak Norrie Cox Goodtime Jazz will Feb. 12,7pm at the UCC, 1028 S. word red, from Feb.8-Mar.l. at land Ave. Tickets: 744-5212 present "Jump and Jive Concert Arts Calendar 9th St. in the Latino Arts Audito and Dance" on Feb. 10 from 6- Gallery 218, 218 S. 2nd St. Call rium. Call384-3100formoreinfo. The Skylight Opera Theatre, 9pm at the Bavarian Inn, 143 and 270-1043 for more info. 158 N. Broadway, will present the Silverspring. world premiere of Ballymorefrom Art Literary Jan. 29-Feb. 14. Call 291-7811 for Cafe Caffeine, 2611 E Hamp Edited by more information.. shire, presents the singing talent of Monica Marshall on Feb. 12 at The UWM Institute of Visual Author Malachy McCourt will The Polaris PuppetTheatre will 8pm. On Feb. 13, MUNCH will Arts {inova) invites you to the ex Amanda Myers share excerpts and sign copies of perform Beanstalk] at the Historic perform at 8pm. On Feb. 19 at hibition of Erik Loiselle in Gallery his book, "A Monk Swimming" at Avalon Theatre, 2473 S. 8pm there will be open mike mu Three of the Fine Arts building. a program entitled "For the Love Kinnickinnic Ave, Feb. 15-28. Call sic and on Feb. 20Jeff Green and His exhibit will run from Feb. 5 to of Irish" in the Milwaukee Public 483-1888 for ticket information. Roxanne Davidoff will perform. Feb. 28. Library's Centennial Hall, 733 N. Info: 963-4410 Eighth St. on Sunday, Feb. 14, A fashion show in the making Circlestage, Milwaukee's only lpm. Info/Tickets: 286-3031. The Institute of Visual Arts is looking for artists to design cos theater-in-the-round at 783 N. Tribe Theatre presents "Rock {inova) at UWM in Mitchell Hall, tumes for a wearable sculpture Jefferson presents Marry Me a Sects"- amazing history and high- room 154, 3203 N. Downer Ave fashion show. For more informa Dr. Linda Harper will talk about Little, a musical revue by Stephen lights from "Ozzy", "Price", presents the art ofAl Ruppersberg tion call Brent (291-2762) or her book The Tao of Eating at the Sondheim. It opens Feb. 12 and "Tommy", "The Police", Pink in Gallery Two through Feb. 27. James (765-9410). Schwartz Bookshop, 17145 W. runs thru the 27th. Tickets: 384- Floyd's "The Wall", "Jesus Christ Gallery One will present the video Bluemound Rd in Brookfield on 4181. Superstar", and much more. Fea installation artofjane and Louise The David Barnett Gallery Feb.l0at7pm.Info:797-6140. turing pyrotechnics, live band, la Wilson through March 7. Also in Showcase, 33rd Anniversary Sale ser light show, Milwaukee Ballet, Gallery One will the paintings of Film & Exhibition continues through Jo Ann Beard will share selec A.D.A dancers and professional Sally Elesby and the photography The second annual French Film Feb. 13 at the David Barnett Gal tions from her book The Boys of My singers. The performance will be of Annelies Strba. In Gallery Festival continues in the Union lery, 1024 E. State Street. Also Youth at the Schwartz bookshop, heldatThaiJoe'sonFeb. 19 and Three the artwork of Lane Hall Cinema with Western, on Friday, presented will be lithographs by 2559 N. Downer Ave. on Feb. 9 at 20. More info call 264-4058. and Lisa Moline is featured Feb. 12. On Saturday and Sunday, Michael Knigin entitled "East 7pm. Info: 332-1181 through Feb. 27. Call 229-5070 for Feb. 13 and 14, Marius etfeannette Meets West, The Orient and the more info. and Beaumarchais L 'insolent will Early Music Now presents the Occident", all 271-5058 for more Woodland Pattern Book Cen play at 5pm and 7pm. debut of The Dufay Collective. information. ter, 720 E. Locust St., will present This quintet will perform Gallery H20, 221 N. Water St. writing workshops. Call 263-5001 On Friday, February 19, the Milwaukee Irish Film Fleadh (Fes "Miracles", 13th century Spanish will present an exhibition of pho An exhibition entitled "Bent for dates and times. tival) will run through the week songs in praise of the Virgin Mary, tographs by Jorge Cabal, Francis Fire: Neon Works" is presented at end allocations to be announced. at the Humphrey Scottish Rite Ford, Stanley Ryan Jones and the H20 Gallery, 221N. Water St., For more information, call the Masonic Center, 790 N. Van Buren more entitled "Dreaming Big: The through Feb. 14. Call 271-8032 for Theatre film department at 229-6015. St. on Feb. 13 at4:30. Tickets: 225- Legendary BJ Daniels" from Feb. more information. 3113 19 thru Mar. 28. Call 271-8032 for more info. RENT, the Award-Winning mu Oscar Wilde: The Apostle of The Boulevard ensemble will stage Irish Alleys: The Works offohn T O'Hara, the third production of it's Boulevard Alley season.. Itwill run Feb.28-Mar.15 at the Boule The . vard Theatre, 2252 S. Kinnickinnic Ave. The Boulevard Theatre will 4JWM-P4E-TS- -- also present Shirley Valentine from Road. Feb.12-Mar.14. Tickets: 744-5757. The UWM Post, Dinero's Dance Club, 4177 S. Warrior Howell Ave. will present live mu inuites you to j sic from The Boggiemen on Feb. 12 and on Feb. 13 there will be a submiti Hot Sauce Valentines Day Party. u Call 744-9600 for more info. UJ original, m Wednesday, Feb. 17 poetry to their j 7pm Dance P UWM Union Theatre neuu meekly I UWM Union, 2nd Floor • 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. The School ofthe Arts at UWM o $2.00 UWM Campus Community $3.00 General Public will host its annual fund-raising s (includes a free bag of popcorn _ ___ _ event, the Grand Viennese Ball on t column! with every ticket) I 111 1^1 Feb.27 to raise moneyfor the Arts Sponsored by the UWM Union Theatre for more info, email poetrydJuujmpost.com POST SPORTS PAGE 18 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 9,1999 Caldwell beats Phoenix with last second shot fans in the Klotsche Center The Panthers trailed most of After Phoenix guard B.J. 16. By Daniel Mike The Panthers will then finish' erupted as the final shot fell. the first half until Treadwell hit a LaRue's lay-up with 23 seconds out their season with two road Stepping up for team captain three-pointbasketwith 10 seconds left, the Panthers took a time-out Senior guard Cyrus Caldwell games at Butler and WrightState. Chad Angeli's sub-par perfor leftin the half, giving the Panthers to regroup. buried a three-point basket at the "If we take care of business at mance, Caldwell scored 13 points, a 26-24 advantage going into the "We drew the play up to get it final buzzertobeattheUW-Green home, I think all the chips will fall and senior guard Larry Treadwell locker room. to Cy at the end of the game," Bay Phoenix, 59-57, Saturday into place for us," Cobb said. added a career high 16 points, in "The only thing I told Larry, Cobb said. night at the Klotsche Center. "So, we've just got to continue cluding another career high for whenyou're open, shootthe ball," After several passes, junior "I looked to spot up, and the to do what we do best, and hope him-four three-point field goals. Cobb said. "I think he's a good guard Shaun Fountain found shot was there," Caldwell said. "I that we get a little better every "Me and Larry are seniors, so shooter, and I think it's going to Caldwell in the corner, setting up wasopen, and as soon as it left my game leading into the MCC play we're supposed to step up," go in 99 percent ofthe time when the winning shot. hands, I knew it was good." offs, but you take it one game ata Caldwell said. he shoots it." "The kid [Caldwell] made a Not only did Caldwell beat the shot, certainly at the end, a lot of time. Phoenix for the first time in his pressure, and he came through "It's nice to have four in a row four years at UWM, but the Pan for them," Heideman said. at home, because we don't have ther victory was also the first over The win places the Panthers at to travel, and it's nice that we can the Phoenix since Feb. 24, 1994. 4-5 in the Midwestern Collegiate get some fans," explained Cobb. It was also the first home victory Conference (MCC),and7-14over "Hopefully, we can continue over the Phoenix since Jan. 13, all. good play throughout the rest of 1993. "It feels so good," Caldwell said. the year," Cobb added. "Before the game, I told the "I'd like to thank my teammates The MCC tournamentwill take team that Cyrus hasn't beaten first of all, for playing hard along place Feb.27-March 2 at the Uni Green Bay since he's been here with me, because itjustfeels good versity of Illinois-Chicago. fouryears, and let's try to win one UWM PANTHERS to beat Green Bay. for Cy," UWM Head Coach Ric "I haven't beaten them since Cobb said. "How appropriate for "Chad had an off night, he'll In the second half, both teams I've been here, it's a good inner- him to hit the shot at the end to come back strong the next game. exchanged the lead six times in state rivalry, and wejustpulled out UWM Post Sports beat Green Bay. It was our place to step up." the last six minutes. The Phoenix a victory," Caldwell enthused. "We "I would say it's the biggest vic "I think ifyou're going to beat scored on six three-point baskets were the better team tonight." tory that I've had, because we them, you have to be aware of during the run, including five by The victory was the first in a reel hadn't beaten Green Bay since what [Angeli] does,"saidPhoenix guard Ryan Borowicz. four-game home stand for the I've been here" Cobb continued. coach Mike Heideman. "Their Sophomore center Damion Panthers. They willfaceLoyolaon "I think it's big for the program. guards came out and did a great Ninkovic scored five of his 12 Feb. 11, Illinois-Chicago on Feb. We It's big for these young men." job, and really played well for points duringthe run for the Pan 13, then Cleveland State on Feb. Arecord-setting crowd of 3,160 them." thers. 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Junior Andy Neary is expected to make The 1998 Panther squad had a ignated hitter in 1998, starts at over at shortstop this season. the starting staff after going 3-4 in school-best 33-15-1 record, and first baseman and should see some Oiler batted .349 last year in 24 DePaul 15 appearences in were led by a 1998, and beating Big strong senior Ten talent Northwest class. Three ern. Invite players from Sophomore The UWM men and women's the 1998 team Quintin Oldenburg, indoor track and field teams fin are now play who threw a three hit ished 3-2 at the DePaul Invita ing profes ter last season and tional Saturdayjanuary 30 in Chi sional base went 2-0 in 11 cago. The teams defeated Chicago ball. appearences is ex State, University of Illinios-Chi- The 1999 pected to join him in cago and Loyola in dual meet team is a mix the rotation alongwith competition. of talented transfer Corey Top finishers for the Panther and versitle C 1 e m m o n s . men included: Jon Manke, first youngplayers, Clemmons who saw place in the shot put with a dis led by the action in the Junior tance of 51 '11.25", Ryan Powell, team'sonlyse- College World Series second place in the 3000 meter nior, Steve as a freshman, adds ex run with a time of 9:02.21, and Johnson. perience to the young Brad Belter, second place in the Johnson, a staff. 400 meter run with a time of leftfielderwho 1:02.71. transfered to Oiler and Sadowski The Pan therwomens team was UWMasajun- are also expected to lead by Emily Hauerwho tookfirst ior, batted I pitch along with play place in the Mile with a time of .348 with 33 ing in the infield. 5:12.89, and Kenya Moore who RBI and 11 Left-handed fresh placed second in the Triple Jump doubles. men Brian Gould and Kyle Raeder will give with a distance of 36'04.00". Johnson is Senior outfielder Steve Johnson at bat during the Fall Classic against UW-Parkside at County Stadium the Panthers The Panthers will host their joined in the manuverablity on the next meet, the UWM Triangular, outfield by junior rightfielder mound, along with plenty of in at 6:00 this Friday at the Klotsche Brett Huebner. more time on the mound this sea games in addition to going 1-1 on nings. Center. Huebner made an impactin his son. the mound. Is 1999 the year for the Pan firstseasonwith the Panthers, bat Sadowski was named to the Sophomore transfer Jason thers? If this talented group keeps ting.326with24RBI. Those num MCC second team last season. Crawford completes a versitle in onwinning.thismightbetheyear bers helped him be named to the Junior Division I transfer Steve field. Crawford could also see UWM Post Sports that they reach their goal, a trip MCC second team in 1998. Tylke will start at second base and some time on the mound in addi to the NCAARegionals. SpeedyDarin Haugom will play provide an offensive threat. He tion to playing third base. Woo hoo! in centerfield and backup batted .313 with nine home runs Todd Ludwig catches full-time firstbaseman/designated hitter and 43 RBI last season for Coastal this year after serving as a backup 1213 N. Water 223-3422 Weekly Specials Happy Hour 4:00-7:00 Monday-Friday Two for one beer-Rail drinks Thursday Sunday Monday Wednesday 50c Chicago Style 20c Wings Tuesday Hotdogs Bucket of $1.00 Tap beer 5:00-10:00 p.m. 4:00-10:30 p.m. $1.50 Giant 9:00-Close $2.00 Vodka Shorties $2.00 micros & Tacos Lemonades 6 for $8.50 Imports SOUTH PARK 4pm-Close 5:00-10:00 p.m. FRIENDS 6:00-Close 9:00-close 9:00 P.M. 7:00 P.M. FEBRUARY 9,1999 THE UWM POST 19 Team effort gets fourth straight win for women's basketball team Center, the Panthers still have a threatened again. utes of action. was a blessing in disguise and I By Kevin Hazaert remote chance of capturing their Corrin Von Wald added nine Trailing 21-20 with about eight have to agree with her. first MCC regular season crown. points for UWM, while Reggen minutes left in the first half, "Everybody contributedandwe After losing seven of nine "This team is still destined for Stewart led Wright State with 18 UWM's Amy Wardle and Schaffeld did the little things. That is what games over a month ago, includ greatness; I really, truly believe points. hit consecutive three-pointers to is going to win ball games." ing a 1-4 start in MCC play, things that," Botham said. put the Panthers up to stay. It A key component in Butler's Even though the Panthers shot weren't looking'bright for the "We've stayed positive, we've sparked a 19-8 run to close the defeat was unselfish play on the 50 percent in the first half and UWM women's basketball team. stayed focused. We've kept work half, as UWM led 39-29 at half part of the Panthers. The team held the Raiders to its lowest point ing, and I think it's all starting to Through the rough times, time. recorded a season high 18 assists, total this season, UWM still man Head Coach Sandy Botham never payoff." aged to let Wright State back in UWM led by as many as 19 led by freshman Andrea Filipek's lost faith in her team. Justin time. the game. UWM only snagged six points in the second half. five assists. "Good things come to those offensive rebounds and commit Corrin Von Wald pitched in 13 "I thoughtwe played as a team," who wait, and we've been waiting UWM 56, Wright State 41 ted 17 turnovers. points, while both Teri Botham said. "We made the extra a long time for this," the UWM Daryl Schaffeld came off the "Alot of our turnovers werejust Stoltenberg and Kelly Lubbers pass, and that's what you have to coach said. bench to score 16 points to lead mental," UWM coach Sandy came off the bench to net 12 for do to be successful." The wait may be over. UWM to a 56-41 win over Wright Botham said. UWM. "I think we're starting to getit," UWM scored their biggest vic State lastThursday at the Klotsche "When you can play teams that Butler was led by Jennifer said sophomore Nicole tory of the season, knocking off Center. are lower than you are in the con Marlow's 15 points. After scoring Luchsinger, who finished with Butler 78-63 at the Klotsche Cen Schaffeld went five of eight ference, you can't play at their 10 points in the first half, Von eight points and five rebounds. ter last Saturday. shooting, including four of six on level, and I thought at times we Wald and the rest ofthe Panthers "Everybody's passing the ball more The win was the fourth straight three-pointers in 17 minutes of did that shut down the MCC's third-lead and we're hitting the open shots. for UWM, raising the team's con play. tonight." ing scorer in the second frame. It's starting to gel." ference record to 5-4 (9-11 over UWM went into the locker Schaffeld's return is one reason A week ago, Butler (6-3 MCC, all) and earning the team sole room with a 27-20 half-time lead. why the Panthers are winning 13-8 overall) was perched atop the possession of fourth place in the After the break, Wright State again. After struggling through MCC with a 6-1 record. But after conference. trimmed the lead to 28-24. the first half of the season and losses to UWM and UW-Green Bay "I think thatwas one ofthe best Schaffeld answered Wright State missing three games due to stress this week, the Bulldogs were games we'veeverplayed," Botham with two three-pointers. fractures in her legs, Schaffeld has broughtbackto the packwhile the said. found her shot again in Panthers continue to claw their The Raiders wouldn't go away Four Panthers reached double- just yet. UWM lead 34-28, when limited playing time. way to the top. digits in scoring, led by junior Janelljonason hit two free throws "I think the time off really With fiveconferenc e games left Daryl Schaffeld with 16 points. and Teri Stoltenberg nailed a helped me and it helped the team before the MCC tournament, in Schaffeld went five of seven from three-pointer to give the Panthers overall," Schaffeld said. "Coach cluding a Feb. 20 showdown with the field, including four of five a secure 39-28 lead thatwas never Botham said about a week ago it UW-Green Bay at the Klotsche from three-pointrange, in 22 min UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN PLATTEVILLE Study Abroad Programs Learn Your Way Around The World • Study abroad in England, Mexico, Japan, or Spain • Courses in liberal arts and international business • Fluency in a foreign language not required • Home-stays or dorms with meals • Field trips • Financial aid applies (except for summer session) Program Costs: • For tuition, room, board and field trips per semester (for Wisconsin residents/non-residents) • In London, England: $4,975/$5,275 • In Puebla, Mexico: $5,275/$5,575 • In Nagasaki, Japan: $5,375/$5,675 • In Seville, Spain: $6,475/$6,775 Application deadlines: • April 1 for summer session • April 30 for fall semester • October 15 for spring semester For further information contact: Toll free: 1-800-342-1725 E-mail: [email protected] Web: http://www.uwplatt.edu/~studyabroad POST EDITORIAL PAGE 20 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 9, 1999 America passively gazes ^Suicide is not martyrdom. Terrorism is not ihe ultimate at the world sacrifice. "The mllipg of innocent people is not jihad. (U-WIRE) SAN MARCOS, Texas — Last Saturday, a magnitude 6 earthquake essentially leveled the city of Armenia, Columbia. At least Qihacl in the service of faith v 940 people have been found dead so far and yet, all the average Ameri requires respect for human life. can knows about this is that we get some pretty good coffee from Co lumbia. The United Nations is setting up panels to assess the Iraq situation, to discuss disarmament and humanitarian factors. Though we are in a continual struggle with Saddam Hussein and the possible havoc he could wreak with his deadly chemicals and increasing fire power, average Americans wait for the news story to end so they can see what new hairstyle Monica Lewinsky is sporting this week. In South Africa, Siphiso Nkabinde, a key figure in the United Demo cratic Movement, was assassinated on Jan. 23. Since then, more and more blood has been spilled on South African streets between armed forces fighting for and against freedom. Of course, the average Ameri can wonders what the latest topic is on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Per haps she'll have a keen diet tip. The world keeps spinning and changing, but the farther away some thing is from us, the less we care. If trouble is in our household, it's LETTERS very important. If it's in our neighborhood, it's somewhat important. If it's in our city, it may be rather important. If it's a national issue, it Dear Editor: tant skil Is, and become mature respon Dear Editor: Made by a 14-year-old? How can might possibly be important only if it's about race, religion, sex or our In honor of African-American His sible individuals; fails to show how you tell if the product you are about personal wealth. If it's somewhere else in the world, who cares? We tory month, we would like to bring to every penny it receives is spent there is outrage and a demand that it pay to purchase was made by a child, by can't fathom how genocide in Bosnia, banks falling like dominoes in your attention and that of The UWM Post readers, the website-stage play- back what it misspent. When the Pen teenaged girls forced to work until Russia, the Asian money crisis or dictators amassing deadly weapons screenplay, "Feets! Don't Fail Me tagon msisspends not just a thousand Midnight seven days a week, or in a could possibly interfere with our ability to order an expensive, unnec Now." dollars, but billions of dollars, no one sweatshop by workers paid 9 cents an essary toy over the phone with our credit cards. The world is passingus The theme is 'If you can get 'em is made accountable; and all is swept hour? by as our once great land becomes bloated and lazy. We need to pay laughin' and get their guard down, under the rug. The sad fact is, you cannot. The attention to things beyond our frontdoor. And we certainly can'tallow then maybe you can slip in a few This is one more instance of the companies do not want you to know, CNN to spoon-feed us what it thinks we need to know. ideas.' truth that the wealthy and powerful so they hide their production behind locked factory gates, barbed wire and If we're to even last through the next century, we need to refocus "Feets! Don't Fail Me Now" is a will do what they will, and the rest will be made accountable fortheir actions. armed guards. our values. Rather than create new enemies, we need to focus on the very droll, very incorrect, but ulti mately thought provoking piece of When justice is determined by how Yet,toshopwithourconscience, it ones we already have such as AIDS, homelessness, education, foreign American fictional history. Feets! much power and money one has there is our right to know in which coun- conflicts, population control and so many more. The world won't wait traces across time, the story of a fugi is very little justice practiced. triesand factories, under what human for us to catch up. tive slave and a Native American - Don Timmerman rights conditions and at what wages woman as they race through a land the products we purchase are made. scape of corporate icons, In the global economy, we must Dear Editor: slavecatchers, alternative lifestyles and have the right to know. 60% of the entertainment moguls. With an un The Guns for Everyone group $180 billion a year we spend on cloth sparing take-no-prisoners comedic is at it again. The NRAis trying to ing, 80% of the toys and sporting style, Feets! mixes the 1860s and the pass a law in the Wisconsin State goods and 90% of the shoes we pur 1990s, to paint a trenchant satire of Legisture that would decriminal chase are imports. contemporary race-relations, pop cul ize carrying a concealed wepaon. Multinational companies that A note to commuters ture and American history. The NRA's goals seems to be to manufacture these products do not want us to know that our clothing was http://home.earthlink.net/~feets increase the fear so that many sewn in China by young women, 17 Cars whiz along the freeway, some going the speed limit, others push -David Trotman more people will be ready to shoot ing their luck and speeding along. It's a rat race out there on the daily to 25 years old (when they are fired as Letter to the Editor: anyone that they get a little ner "too old"), forced to work seven days commute, and it's nothing new. Recently there was front page cov vous about. a week, often past midnight, for 1 2 to But one thing we 've noticed happening lately with speeders and non- erage ofthe misspending ofthe CYD. Imagine being afraid to dis 28 cents an hour, with no benefits. If only there were front page cover speeders alike: not using directional lights. agree with anyone because you In today's economy, multinationals age to the amount of money misspent Some might say that it's petty, and perhaps doesn't matter. are not accountable to the American by the Pentagon! According to the never know who's going to get Have you ever been cut off by a car that goes across all the lanes of people; there are no enforceable hu Center for Defense Information, in the angry and start shooting. freeway traffic in one fell swoop, minus blinkers? man rights or wage standards. There last decade alone the military could Contactyour State Senator and are no checks and balances. Corpo It's a kamakazie trip that seems to be happening all the time lately. not account fot $17 billion. This does State Representative at 1-800-362- rations are free to roam the world in Keep track next time you drive along the freeway (or the city streets for [not] seem to bother the media nor WISC and tell them to oppose re search of misery, high unemployment, that matter). How many people don't use blinkers? taxpayers. pealing the law against carrying a starvation wages, no taxes, no regula How hard is it to flip one little handle located so conveniently on Yet when an agency such as CYD; concealed weapon. tions and no enforcement of labor and the steering wheel? which has helped numerous young - Tom Seery environmental standards. peple gain an education, learn impor For all you non-directional people out there, stop and think about -National Labor Committee how busy the roads are, and the accidents you could cause by not let ting others know where you are going. The UWM Post accepts Letters and Perspectives for publication. Submissions become property of The UWM Post. Email: [email protected] Fax:229-4579 Mail: Union Box 88, PO Box 413, Milwaukee, Wl 53201 v PERSPECTIVE FEBRUARY 9,1999 THE UWM POST PAGE 21 It's time to get politics The feature film of our lives By Katie Ferrell Why do you thinkweddings are Men also want to sleep with such a big deal in our culture? women (duh) - as many as pos-' out of the DNR Because they represent sex. Mar sible, and as young as possible by citizens on the DNRBoard, the (U-WIRE) ATHENS, Ohio — riage, in the traditional American (within reason, of course). The By Rep. Spencer Black same way the Secretary was se Adam and I were sitting in Tony's sense, makes it morally OK for a younger the mate, the more as lected prior to 1995. bar, freshly poured glasses of man and a woman to have sex. sured they are of producing a Wisconsin now enjoys a na While the greatest impact of Killian's in front of us. We had When the bride and groom say "I healthy offspring. tional reputation as a leader in political control is likely to be in settled into a high-backed booth do." They are announcing to the Sex (like youth) is wasted on conservation. Itwasn't always that the long term, we have already under the black light - so every world that they will at some time the young. We do it out of instinct way. Before 1927, our conserva seen some examples of what hap time Adam smiled, his teeth have sex with each other - prob and need, withoutany real under tion agency was riddled with po pens when politics, not science, glowed. ably that night. standing of its significance to mor litical influence and patronage governs decisions about our out Two glasses of beer later, and tality. It comes easyforus.Wehave appointees. The result was that doors. The DNR has gone from So, it makes perfect sense to heavy into a discussion on life, I tiny waists and firm breasts. We Wisconsin neglected thejob of theroleofindependentregulator glorify, magnify and otherwise go said, "Everyone just wants a pur have broad shoulders and easy protecting the outdoors and wild of the mining industry to a politi all out for any ceremony that re pose." erections. We do it because it life. cal booster of mining. Recently, volves around sex. Adam laughed, sucked down makes us seem older, more adult. Aldo Leopold, Wisconsin's media reports indicated that the Couples claim each other by the rest of his beer, stood up and We do it because it feels good. It famed conservationist, led a coa DNRreversed its interpretation of walking hand in hand- touching, replied, "No, Katie, everyonejust would never occur to us to do it lition of sportsmen who success- the mining moratorium law in or feeling, standing close - creating wants to getlaid," and headed to to avoid death. fullyfoughtforachange.In 1927, der to make it easier for a foreign an energy field around them that ward the bathroom. the political hacks were kicked out owned firm to build a massive sul the world can see. This claiming But as we age, sex becomes a Same difference, I thought, as of conservation agency. As a re fide mine in headwaters of the is done proudly, displayed pub way to stay younger. The physical I watched drunk couples pass by sult, the Conservation Depart Wolf River. The DNR has also licly, in order to say to the world act of it requires stamina. Attract- outside. Connected at the hip, or ment (which is now called the given special exemptions from that they are important. ingsomeone to do itwith requires the hands, or the groin, these Department of Natural Re wetlands protection to the cran "We are having sex!" Their bod beauty and brains. So, if we're couples were fulfilling everyone's sources) was given independence berry industry. Since 1991, the ies advertise. This proclamation doing it, we can remain in a state basic need - the need to be from day to day politics. Leopold cranberry industry has contrib brings honor to the couple. Itsays of eternal youth. needed. wrote why he fought for the uted more than $84,000 to Gover "We are important," "We are com If we can't do it physically, or change: "Conservation must have nor Thompson's campaign. Even if it is just for sex. plete," "We are needed." can't find someone to do it with, Sex is the ultimate ruler ofthe Sex is a badge of honor. The then we lose that sense of youth continuity of propose and policy The new political DNR Secre world. All life is controlled by the beautiful, the strong, the brilliant and invincibility. and freedom from interference by tary position is now involved in basic need to reproduce. Whether -they all must be having sex. And, Even the President of the political controlormanipulation." partisan political fundraising. The offspringresultislargelyunimpor- therefore, they are eternally United States, with his enormous Under the Leopold system, an DNR Secretary recently used his tant. It's the urge to have sex that young. executive power, succumbed to independent citizens board ap official title and agency name to matters. When I worked as a bartender, the siren call of sex's promise of pointed the top conservation of solicit lobbyist for campaign con Sex is God. Animals realize this. a lot of older men would come in, eternal youth. ficials. With this system of separat tributions for Republican legisla Insects realize this. It's all about trying to be suave. They would Sex is the feature film, played ing politics and conservation, Wis tive candidates. Having the regu survival. drink a little and flirt with younger out every weekend at the Uptown consin became nationally known lator of the mining and landfill Sex is a physical representation women. I decided it was a mortal bars. Every brick walked across. as a leader in caring for the out industries soliciting campaign con of a pat on the back. "Hey buddy, ity thing. Ifayoungwomansmiled Every beer poured. Every short doors. In 1995, however, the Gov tributions from mining and land you're OK in this world. Relax." at them it meant they were still skirt. Every hip sway. ernor and the Republican con fill lobbyists compromises enforce So you heave a sigh of relief, manly, young, and far, far away Everyflirtingsmile. Every ques trolled legislature eliminated the ment of our anti-pollution laws. and go back to washing dishes, from dying. tioning kiss. Every "yes" answer. Leopold system. Now, the Gover It is time that we return to the watching television, studying, Sex is tied into youth ... or the Every darkened room. Every CD nor can hand pick the DNR Sec Aldo Leopold system of conserva working 40 hours a week, bearing perception of it. player seton repeat. Every candle retary andean fire thatappointee tion that served our state so well children, having sex... living. lit. Every rumpled sheet. at any time. The Governor indi for almost 70 years. Our environ Women want to be considered Sexisthe catalystfor everything Everybody, everywhere on this rectly picks the other top conser ment is too important to our state sexy. They want men to want to else we consider importantin life. campus, delighting in the joys of vation officials as well. and our future to allow political sleep with them - subconsciously So ifyou'renothavingit.youmust being smart and beautiful and In order to return the Leopold control over conservation to con meaning they are still beautiful, not be important. eternally young. system that worked so well, I in tinue. Decisions about our out and young, and capable of bear troduced Assembly Bill 82 to re doors should be based on what is ing children. store the independence of the best for our environment-not on DNR. My bill will return the DNR what is best for politicians. Secretary to a position appointed 'Invisible' workers deserve recognition By Estera Lewandowski members ofthe working class who The invisibility of such workers originally was hesitant to take the are too tired to walk to the trash do not usually deal directly with allows us to confirm our beliefs offer. Even though I really needed can on a Saturday night. people. Their presence is enor thatwe are better than someone the money, I thought thejob was I became the one who cleans up (U-WIRE) VILLANOVA, Penn. mous at the University. else and helps to contribute to the somehow below me. the leftover dishes in the lobby — A recent discussion in one of negative image of their job by ig As I worked with an outspoken when a server "forgets" to clean my classes encouraged me to think They clean our bathrooms, mow noring the importance of their single mother of four, I learned up after his/her wedding party. I further about a topic which nor the lawn and wash our dishes. career. more about life than I ever ex spent hours cleaning up the ciga mally does not hold a place in my Why are they invisible? Because A few summers ago, I stepped pected. rette butts outside and in the mind. we choose to make them so. Our society, in which equality is suppos into the invisible realmby accept I also learned howone person's break room. We discussed the existence of ing ajob in housekeeping at the neglect causes another's prob I became aware of my own in "invisible people," people who slip edly key, allows us to believe that banquet hall at which I waitress. lems. I saw the effects ofthe wait visibility as I returned as a waitress by unnoticed on a daily basis, we are somehow better than them Although I like to think of my resses' laziness and who suffers on Saturdayandsawallofmyhard people who lie behind the scenes. and that we do not need to recog nize their hard work, their efforts self as open-minded and judge when we ignorantly throw trash These invisible people are and their dignity as human beings. ment-free, I must admit that I into the laundry bin because we SEE INVISIBLE, PG 22 22 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 9, 1999 CARS, FROM PAGE 1 Inthelasttwomonthsofl998, the MPD made 11 arrests pertain MILWAUKEE FROM PAGE 1 MBALIA, FROM PAGE 4 ued. ment at how the MPD handles ing to theft from cars. Mbalia echoed Robinson's fice. theft from cars. Officer Scott — who has comments. munity, This is well above the total non- "Either they're understaffed, or worked in the 5th Districtforover "The idea of thinkingwhatyou * Becomingaworld-class leader white population in Wisconsin, they don't care," said Dittman, 20 years—believes there is more do once a person is incarcerated in fresh-water research; and which falls well below 20 percent. whose car stereo was stolen lastfall. to reducing these crimes than is looking at the effect or the af * Creatinga national model for Accordingto Stojkovic, 75 percent Her car was parked on the 3000 police involvement. ter effect and not the cause," said addressing issues related to sub of Wisconsin's prison population Mbalia. block of Oakland Avenue. "How many times do we all stance use. comes from Milwaukee and "What can we do in society to "This kind of makes me feel like drive by or hear an alarm, and Zimpher also explained that Racine counties, where the major make there more possibilities for there is no police presence on cam think thatit'sjustanotheruseless the Milwaukee Ideaincludeswhat ity ofthe state's non-white popu people who are often in crime or pus," added Dittman. alarm?" asked Officer Scott. she called "quickwins," which are lation is concentrated. who are addicted to drugs or who Officer Scott, the community li Scott said the burglars will small changes and enhancements are poor?" asked Mbalia. aison for the 5th District, had this breakinto acarforanythingfrom to UWM that can be implemented to say, "If it is after the fact, you're a pack of cigarettes to a laptop quickly. Examples offered in Alternatives and Solutions "It seems like the emphasis notgoingtogetaquickresponse." computer or car stereo. cluded providing child care for Both Mbalia and Stojkovic have Lt. Sroka, of the UWM Police "Mostof the time these people evening and weekend students, called for a halt on prison spend- INVISIBLE, FROM PAGE 21 Department, estimated that about have criminal records," Scott offering an 800 number for call ingand morespendingoneduca 12 cars were broken into on cam added. ers to UWM, and bringing the tion, drug treatment and other pus lastyear. Officer Scott believes simple "Science Bag" lecture series to lo social services. They also have work carelessly trashed by servers "Unless we have a witness or a precautions can safeguard cars cal television. called for a critical look at the rac- and guests. goodfingerprint.itisvery difficult from burglars. "We are notreinventingUWM," ismtheysayisendemicin thepoli- While the invisibility ofthe "be to come to a conclusion," explains "Lock your car, don't leave said Zimpher. "It has a strong aca cies ofthe U.S. criminal justice hind the scenes" workers en Lt. Sroka. things in plain sight, and ifyou demic history. But we are trying system and a reformation of the hances our class-defined society, it UWM Police enforce only cam see something call us," said Of to expand, stretch and make bet current economic system as it also gives us an excuse to neglect pus ordinances and some state or ficer Scott. ter known our expertise. stands. our own personal responsibility. We can miss the trash can in our dinances. Theft from cars is classi "Ifyou have a problem, we'll Students are also at the fore attempt to throw out a piece of fied as a city ordinance. fix it," said Scott. "I don't know front in opposing prison spend paper and thenjustleave iton the how, butwe'llfixit." ing. They have wagedprotests, sit- floor. ins and walkouts demanding more CALLING ALL money for education and social We can "forget" to separate our services and not for prisons. Stu dishes in the dining hall because ORTHODOX CHRISTIANS it smells badinthedishroom.We AT UWM! dents are also critically analyzing the fundamental systems they live can vomit in the hallway because under. we are too drunk to notice. We can do all of these things because Tavita Robinson, a senior ma somebody will come and cleanup The Orthodox Campus Fellowship meets joring in Africology, psychology after us. and kinesiology said, "This class Every other Wednesday In the Student Union I am not condemning anyone, system that they are trying to in In Room E301 at 4pm for I, too, have been guilty of ne stitute upper class/lower class is glect. There are hundreds of in going to become very critical in visible people here at the Univer terms of finally bringing America sity that we walk by every day. 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