Nine Stolen Permits Recovered

Thursday Oct. 11, 1990 Vol. 19, «o. 6

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i|jiieiricMH»llege tBcxA- ty visits Hnmber ...page 2

Caps implemeiits new server intervention program .'.. page 3

RecycUng program is still growing ... page 5

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Humber Hashback ...page?

Hamlling the stress of college life ... page 11 Pnoro lY TOM MOCKELBANK Robert Plant concert Up, up and away— Canada geese seeiBpito be leaving the fair weei(*s mild weather gave way to chilly, wet days after the long siiores review ; _^ of tiic Arboretum pond for the sunny south afaready. Last weekend. Can winter be far off? ... page 12

Andih sports ... Nine stolen permits recovered

Couvoisier, a clerk at Metro complete occurrence reports. possible flnes, and be ordered to by Kenneth Greer Police's 23 division, said only one Detective Constable Wolfgang pay restitution. iToropito Bine Jays' sear Nine stolen parking permits occurrence report was fil^ on Lx)tt of the No. 2 District, 22 divi- Hooiveld said though reported ion review were found in cars parked in Num- stolen permits from Humber Col- sion Fraud Squad, said charges of thefts are down, the parking com- ... page 14 ber's lot last week. lege. forgery and uttering forgery could mittee is ^discussing the use of Following through on earlier Hooiveld admitted charges be leveled against those in poses- powers in the Charter of Students warnings, Humber College's can't be laid unless victims report sion of the fake permits. Lott said Rights and Responsibilities as Parking Committee combed col- the thefts to police. He said the first offenders found guilty could well as more surprise searches. lege lots last Wednesday, sear- college is encouraging people to receive suspended sentences with Quote ching for stolen parking permits. the week John HooivelcT, superintendent of of outside services, said that frohi 10 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. searchers Gay alliance looks to the future

covered the 1 ,950-car yellow and green lots, discovering nine cars cipating in major political rallies The GSAHC will provide sup- by Dorothy R. Kosinski with stolen permits. and marches and promoting the port to students who- have tested According to Hooiveld the cars Participation iri AIDS Aware- causes and concerns of gay stu- HIV positive. One of their long were ticketed and the police were ness Week is one of the first activi- dents on campus and in the com- term goals is to establish a con- called, but two of the cars had ties of the newly formed Gay Stu- munity. fidential AIDS hotline for all stu- been driven off before police ar- dents' Alliance of Humber Col- "There's a lot to being gay," Ijlents at Humber. rived to impound them. lege (GSAHC), with students said MacLeod. "It's not just the The GSAHC plans a 'coming Two forgeries were discovered from both the North and bar ^ene. We all have to struggle out* workshop on December 5. Lakeshore campuses involved. and we all have to fight for The club will provide support for **Mlaybe they in addition to the nine stolen per- our mits and Hooiveld said, *'both The club plans to have a kick off rights." students to publicly announce coMhamacar (were) reasonably good efforts". for a $ 1 000 campaign for an AIDS The club also plans to promote their homosexuality. Harry Kilty, Chair of the parking agency next week. and educate its members and the According to MacLeod approx- Mf sifdmiU so committee, said the forgeries Business student Kevin Mac- community of the importance of imately 80% of the GSAHC's peoplft know could pass a visual check at a dis- Leod, president of the North sec- practicing safer sex through dis- members are female. tance but did not emit the radio tion, started the club to bring cussions, guest speakers and liter- "Most of our membership is at t h # y ' r f signal normally needed to gain ac- awareness about the gay commun- ature. the Lakeshore campus but we're cess to the lots. The radio- ity to Humber. "AIDS affects everybody. It's working on membership at the Dean Ruston controlled gate system is currently "Our main purpose is to let not a gay disease anynwre, ' said North," said MacLeod. AmbiihMCt and not workins. people know we're the same as MacLeod. The club is not only geered to Emergency Though their cars were ticketed them," said MacLeod. MacLeod started the club after a gay individuals. Anyone who is The GSAHC plans to give gay friend of his contracted eay positive is welcomed to join. Care the owners of the impounded vehi- AIDS. cles might not be charged with students the opportunity to unite in "We had a long talk about some Meetings will be held at both cam- ... on Hiunbtr theft. common causes. Some of these of the things he has to fight — puses once a week. MCvHty As of Oct. 2, there had been 61 include lobbying lo include lexual some of the prejudices heluw to "The club atKl 1 want to nwke il Hiolen permUi repoilcd to tht Col- orientation in the Canadian Ch•^ face because ne hat AIDS and be- perfectly clear, we will be here ' legf, uid Hoolvvld. Ditnne ter of Righli and Pieedonui, parti- cauae lie is dying." year after year after year, , .

Page 2 Thursday, October li, 1990 Coven % Vacant VP chair at Lake Anally filled

of this students with friends in hy Sean Hurley different programs are unable to Lakeshore students have celebrate together. "I am working elected Patrice Lang as Vice- on ideas involving the entire stu- Presidenpof.SAC. dent body." she said. The second year Travel and The 19-year-old student is pre- Tourism student defeated Law and pared for a hectic schedule. "Lasf

Security Administration students year I had three jobs going through

Mike Maycock and Paula Rodri- college. -I like being busy," Lang gues. said. Lang said she feels "honored Lang's fn»f order of business is ... privileged is a better word" to "cle^irout the desk.". After following last week's victory. thjitr-sKe said she plans to distri-

, As VP, Lang will be res|X)nsi- bute a questionnaire to fir;id out ble for facilitaLing and co- tvhat students want with regards to ordinating clubs 4pd organiza- Discovery Week and other activi- tiomv. it will be her responsibility ties. She also said she wants to to ensure directors fulfill their encourage the formation of cam-

PHOTO BY |«kN PENKE obligations and duties. pus clubs. Lang said while clubs jj. Directors are elected to student do exist there are few. Sunny SKIBS — Last week*s 'Indian summer' didn't last long enough for these students. Better council and represent a certain keep it in mind because the Farina's Almanac calls for a long, cold winter. "I think she is a very strong, number of students p)er program. ir capable person." said SAC (Stu- Lang is also the Director of dents' AsscKiation Council) Presi- Travel and Excursions and assists 100 acres dent. Chris Kupfer. "She knows in the planning of iitudent trips, how the student association including a planned trip to New works." York this New Year's Eve. Lang brings , Pcpsented by THE CAREER was elected Director of Travel and Kupfer offered congratulations The Career to all Ex'Cursions last year, when com- the candidates saying any Service one of them would hav« made a Centre plete student elections were held. SERVICE good VP. profit The three candidates put for- CENTRE ward their platforms and re- "They followed every guide- sponded to questions from the line. I was happy to see a nice to college electorate two weeks ago at an clean election," he said. election forum. However, he did say hfe was h\ Taimira ile la Vci>a Issues included lack of parti- concerned about the election pro- cipation in planned activities, re- cess Humber's land speculation has it^ielf. "When you get 200 out

cycling, and end of the year activi- of 1 paid off. 100 (students) voting, some- ties. thing's The land purchased by the col- wrong." "At the end of the school year VP had been elected at last lege north of Nobelton last year A each graduating class does its own year's elections but he resigned for $1.8 million is turning into "a thing," Lang said following the this tremendous investment," said September for personal election forum. She said because Humber College President Robert reasons. Gordon.

The 1 00 acres of land purchased by the college in December L*i!i9 Welcome Monroe has^since increased in value because of a higher population rate, Doesn't It Seem grpater development of housing, industry, and convenient highway American college TOO EARLY to Apply for accessibility to the area. FuU-Time and Summer The funding for the purchase, approved by the Board of Gov- to Jobs?? emors, came from the colleges comes Humber reserve fund. Although the ties. by Virginia A, Nelson amount of money the college has The day was meant to reinforce Deadlines for four positions are fast in its reserve has not been dis- A group of faculty and staff Monroe's to their commitment . approaching ... closed, some of the is from a Michigan state coUege^ money -^dents. One of the participants, accumulated through government came to Canada recently to learn Marci Gresky, secretary to divi- grants, student about Humber's Human Resource tuition, and profits sion chair for Science and ^•f,4 il^ttfADA ,- made from student services such Development program. EMELOYMENX CENTRE- EOR-SIUDENTS Mathematics, said, "The whole Supervisors as, parking, food and the book Fourteen people from Monroe thing was absolutely wonderful, i Deadline: October 31, 1990 store County Community College, in- particularly appreciated the fact Must be a graduate from a 3-year Mr. McLean, the farmer cluding the college President, Jer- program who that we were paired with a person Salary: $28,701/year sold the land to Humber, preferred ry Welch, were here October I in a similar area here. We wejj& From February to August to sell it to a college rather than and 2 toT)articipate in professional ^ able to see the facilities and saw selling it to developers. And part development activities. how (the college) did business. It of the agreement "Humber College is widely DEPARTMENT OF VETERAN AFFAIRS made was that was very informative. Tour Guides in France the farmer be allowed to remain on known and respected for. its irl- "We. already do staff develop- Deadline: December 1, 1990 his land for a year after the purch- novative and exciting program of ment. We just learned better ways Must be a Canadian citizen and post-secondary ase, said Gordon. human resource development," to utilize the funds we already student Although no definite plans have said Sid W. Richardson, Chair at have more efficiently and effec- From April to November been made for the land, Gordon the University of Texas. "(Presi- tively. I'm going to go back with a has suggested several possibilities dent Gordon) is one of the most whole lot of ideas," said Gresky. NATIONAL RESEARCH COUNCIL including: building a new campus respected college presidents in Science or Engineering Summer Employment on the land, transferring the North America and is well-known Welch said when the Monroe Deadline: November 23. 1990 equine program to that land and for his vision and vitality in col- group returned to Michigan, they Must be returning to full-time studies in the fall using the land where the equine lege leadership," he added. were to write down five" things

From May to August ;, program is presently located for "Any community college is they felt needed to be changed in something else, growing hay on only as good as its faculty. You their small college. These sugges- BELL CANADA the land for the horses at the can have a college with great faci- tions will then be taken to Mon- Many full-time and summer positions equine program, or selling the lities, but if you have crummy roe's Board of Governors to see

Various locations for employment land for a profit. t faculty, you have a crummy what caif be done with their re- Deadline: December 14, 1990 Mr. McLean is scheduled to school," said Welch. "It's not ab- sources. Must be a graduate from specified programs leave next month. out building buildings and buying This is not the first time Hum- equipment, it's the people." ber was asked to help another col- .,.dmt€dlM for thmam The Monroe people spent most lege improve its human resource potitiouM and many SPRING BREAK 1991 - Indi of their time in the President's development. In May 1989. a mof arm araUtibH vidual or student organisation Boardroom to share in profession- froup of people from Petersburg In ihm needed to promote Spring Break al development activities for unior College, Florida trip. Earn money, tree trips and were here. career service administration, faculty, and sup- valuable work experience. CALL And Humber has sent qui some of Centre port staff as well as hear lectures NOW! Inter Campus Programs: I its support staff to a New York on early retirement and interna- 8Oa32760»3 community college for the same tional pro){ramii and opportuni- reason. Coven Thursday, October II, 1990 Page 3 Caps staff to watch drunk patrons

Bact^d by the Addiction Re- advocate prohibition, we're just by Cheryl Fraiuis drink and drive, let's be more revelers. The signs include slurred search Foundation (ARF) based in teaching them positive about it — alcohol is a speech, sweating, red eyes and v that you have to In a new program at Caps the Toronto, SIP is ff course taught to part of our culture, so let's handle loss of motor control, and all 10 serve responsibly,*" she said. staff will be watching for exces- " anyone employed in a licenced In it responsibly are listed on posters located at va- >973, the Supreme Court of sive drinking and helping patrons establishment, with courses for Kicking driink people out and rious sections in Caps. -Canada ruled th*«it licenced estab- get home. servers, managers and trainers. leaving them to fend for them- The course bpgan in 1986 and lishments are liable for damages Currently, all universities and "caused to their patron, both The Server Intervention Prog- selves is not a responsible action, has been mandatory for all hospi- on most colleges have a SIP program and off the premises, should that ram-(SIP) has been adopted this Hobbs said. Servers will be re- tality students, and for the mana- in place, said Vicki Ronald, head patroo be served past the point of yeaj as a requirement for all staff sponsible for observing and asses- ger ai)d assistant managers at Caps of SIP at the ARF. She estimated intoxication."' to monitor how much partons are sing patrons' behavior in a par- for the'past three years. This year that number's North.campus has And with skyrtKketing insur- drinking- ticular section of Caps during the the program has been extended to had about 200 people, both pub course of the evening. Steps taken all staff at Caps, mcluding barten- ance rates, appeals from organiza- staff and full-time hospitality stu- 'The philosophy behind the include talking to the person, ders, cashiers, and snack bar tions -tigainst drunk dri^tinX and 'let's dents, trained as servers this year SIP program (at Caps) is limiting consumption to non- or attendants, Hobbs said. increasing liability sunfTARF not the and last. promote the event and low-alcoholic drinks, and arrang- There are as many as 27 servers "felt that (they) could provide a Hobbs, sends SIP trainers all over drinking'/\said Maggie ing transportation for those too working the Thursday night pubs. ARF program that will help the pe«ple- who became the province. "We're really not work in the industry to know manager of Caps drunk to drive themselves. "Most of the t servers) are in the who people for the •getting that much resistance be- qualified to train Each server is trained to recog- sections for the whole night, so what they can and giinnot do under cause the industry is finding it to program last summer. nize the 10 signs of excessive they know who's in a bad mtxxl the Liquor Licencing Act." she flicks a help. This program doesn't - horror be "Rather than show drinking, and is provided with and who's drowning their =S'or-" said.

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A study of university students' drinking habits has found alcohol abuse by students is limited. The 1989 study conducted by the Addiction Research Foundation found that alcohol is the most frequently used drug — only 5.5% said they did not drink — the problems associated with drinking appeared to be confined to very few students. "Students are drinking exceedingly large amounts of alcohol at a sitting at various tirhes during the school year," the researchers wrote. The study found: • 1% of the students were in an alcohol-related accident in the past two months prior to the survey, and 7.5% at least once in their lifetimes; • 0.8% had been arrested for impaired driving at least once at some point in their lives. • almost half of the students had at least one hangover in the past two months;

• 1 1 .4% admitted to having cut a class during the past year because of a hangover. • the average consumption was about 12 drinks a week; • 16.4% drank two to three times a week; PHOTO BY KATHV RUMBLE • 13. 1% said they had experienced memory loss during their university Power of SUQQeStiOn — caps* patrons are under mentalist Mike MandePs spell at a recent years, and a quarter of the students opted to cut class to drink instead of event. Caps' staff hopes to use a different kind of power of suggestion to stop students from driving attending; • 15. 1% have gone to class while intoxicated; drunk. r^ • 3.4% have attended class after drinking during the past year. Q107^s Johansen

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' _ _ .. Oct.'Ort 161ft from 12:4019,10 p.m.n m toU^ 1:30 abandomid warehouses^ a suitable representative by Sue Giirf>iulo andJanet Keown p,m. has been {blind to help out wiA some public rela- " QlOT's "Sex with Sue host tions here in the newsroom. Carr said the ftKUs will not only up will give a lecture on safer sex be on AIDS and practising safe Our feline friend will be showing up in Coven during Humber's AIDS Aware- to sex, but on preventing pregnan- now and then announce contests and coming ness Week. events. will also see posters arouiki cies and encouraging students in You him on Sue Johansen has been answer- tffe to relationships talk about their per- college let ycu know what's going on in th^ ing questions about sex on QI07 pi^cs of tfie p^per. sonal health. '^;^ every Sunday evening since 1984. Here's v^iere you come in. "Johansen has a direct sense "of She has also been doing a weekly Coven's Mack cat needs a name. Something humour. She's frank and enter- show for cable television since original wiUi a lot of punch ai^ pizazz. We taining. " Carr said about why the 1986. couldn't agree on a name so we're going to let you former nurse and grandmother "For some students, this may choose one. was chosen for the seminar. be the only opptirtunity they'll get Just jot your flame and student number along " Johansen fiKuses her discussion in college to hear such a talk, with yoiff suggestion on a {riece of paper and drop said Health Counsellor Mary and advice to teens and young itbff in the Coven ofTice in L23 1 by Tuesday, Oct. adults, Carr added. Carr. "I would encourage anyone 16 at ll'OO p.m. to attend." After the seminar, an AIDS- - We'll pick the three moat original entries and The seminar, entitled Safer Sex, information bm l:.^0 p.m. to 3 p.m. Tueaday ao think ofthoae namei now and come up Council). Johansen will speak in AIDS Awareness Week will and aee ua aooni the lecture theatre on Tuesday. run fmm Oct 15 to (Xl 19 Page 4 Thursday, October II, 1990 Coven DiOCKDUfTCR CICAROUT MIC THIS IS THE BIG EVENT BRINGING TREMENDOUS SAVINGS TO EVERYONE!

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r Coven thursday, October II, 1990 Page 5 BISC renting seminar space Recycling program

/n Shirlcy-Aitm' Hiiklcy to get a face lift Hidden in the basemenl ol the Techn(>loiiy building is an innova- tons of paper per nionth. Jeynes tive training eentre lor members ol hy Irmin CandeUirio said this is a success since it trans^ business and industry in Toronto. Number College's recycling lates to 20 to 24 ton of paper per Approaching its one-year year. Another successful promo- program is still in its infancy and anniversary, tlie Business and In- tion is the sale of Enviromugs still has rpom to grow. dustry Service Centre rfiISC) cut Gary Jeynes, superintendent of which were introduced to opened its doors on Nov.. 22. number of styrofoaiti inside services said the recycling down on the \9W. Its mandate is to provide program was introduced last cups used. There" is now a shortajfe seminar space lor compahies to March by President Robert Gor- of mugs. train employees in areas ranging don so Number could recycle as to improve Irom technical to supervisory and Jeynes is hopmg much of its garbage as possible. In recycling. management skills development. Number's pop can the initial stage of the program, students haven't really got- Its clientele is drawn mainly Irom The only heavy metals were recycled. have to large businesses and organi/.a- ten into that as yet and we paper, As the program continued, that." he tionV; such as the litobicoke Board do some promotion on tin cans, and cardboard have been of [Education. Kodak Canada re- said. targetted. In the future glass and cently used the lacility lor a com- plastic are being considered ior Although there are other items puter operations course. the program. in the college that can be recycled, Director ol Client Services. Jeynes said the initial cost of the such as composting foodstuffs Janis Miller, said the future lor the program was $25,000. The money from the cafeterias, the money has centre looks encouraging, and was shared between the Ministry to be there to start it going. "We with an increase ol about ten per but it of the Environment and AAA Re- can do whatever we want, cent in their bookings and a cur- said cycling, to whom Number sends has to be cost effective." rate, rent 40 per cent utilization college pays someone its recyclables, and who in turn Jeynes. The plans for expansion are in the gives^the college the recycling $10,000 to pick up the bins of re- wt)rks. — Located in the technology building, BISC rertts has to be CBShin' in bins. cyclable paper and there "We still have unrenovated seminar spaces to industries to retrain employees. Since the program started. enough money to pay the person to space and i)ur intent is that in five Number has recycled abt>ut four do the job. we will be using ble — Irom $ 1(H) to $225 a day — years Irom now lacility. which offers similar adult is to with 1 hoping that by the centre able compete all that space. am training services, with increasing next May we will be talking about hotels in the area that are com- awareness o\ Humbcrs programs growth. '" she said. monly used lor such conlerences in the business world. Promotional elTorts, including and traininu sessions. Miller said The groups, which can vary in a brochure to be sent to employers BISC can oiler clients things DAILY si/c from ten to 40. park in the MENU in the area, should help draw new hotels can't, such as audio visual ceiitre's designated lot east of the clients to the centre. Miller added. equipment, access to phones, Tt'chnology building. The .*>3 MONDAY The current economic situation photocopiers and lax machines, parking spots are paid for with has not aHeeted the centre in a and better lighting. Chef Simon'siMushroom Soup 99 money from the r(K)m rentals. are designed sfKcilically negative way. "'The climate we 'We Veal Mozzerella 3.55 Miller said she sees the BISC sense is that industry is placing as a training environment whereas centre as performing an important Beef Rotini & Salad "!. 2.49 even more emphasis on em- hotels are multi-purpose." she role in the operation ol the school, Turkey Burger with Mayonnaise, Tomato, ployees than bclorc." Miller said. said. in addition to the training prog- & Lettuce, French Fries 2.99 By keeping the cost ol renting Miller also credits the success rams. Fried Rice with Ham & Pork 1.59 the seminar rooms as low as possi- ol Humbor's Woodbine Centie "Our purpose is to be a one- Omelette with Swiss Cheese & Bacon 2.65 i stop focal point for business and Fish & Chips 2.69 industry to enter the college and gain information on services in Number. Miller said. TUESDAY

Chunky Vegetable Soup 99 Pay equity Cabbage Rolls ..^. 2.90 Turkey Tetrazzini, Salad 2.79 survey issued Octoberfest Sausage on Poppy Seed, French Fries 2.99

to fight Turkey Fried ftice 1.59 discrimination Broccoli & Cheese Omelette 2.65

Fish Chips .i . . . , 2.69 & . hy Josie Novielli Community colleges across WEDNESDAY Ontario, including Number, have been negotiating pay equity plans Navy Bean Soup 99 with support staff. Oven Roast Chicken 3.59

In Oct. 1989, the Pay Equity Ravioli in Tomato Squce with Commission issued the order to Parmesan Cheese & Salad 2.45 survey Support Staff employees to Ham & Cheese Melt on French Bread gather up-to-date job information with French Fries 2.90 Shrimp Fried Rice 1.59 The survey the Support Staff PHOTO BV IAN PKNlvK has been asked to fill out within- Mushroom Omelette 2.65 in Mixing it up— The new sinks in the Wine and Bar Lab the last few weeks was designed Fish & Chips 2.69 room H332 make learning to mix drinks a lot easier. by the Council of Regents and the Ontario Pubic Service Employees Union (O.P.S.E.U.) employees THURSDAY Wine and bar are given two hours during work- Chunky Chicken Soup 99 ing hours. Meat Balls with Mushroom Sauce, Rice 2.99

lab renovated The Pay Equity Legislation is Rottatoulle ctu Gratin, Salad 2.49 discrimina- designed to overcome Grilled Swiss Cheese & Bacon Sandwich hy Janice Burrows tion based on employees gender. with Frepch Fries > 2.90 salaries is It compares employees' Number's Hospitality program known for prcxiucing some of Vegetarian Fried Rice 1 .59 jobs the best management personnel in the business. Now co-ordinators between women-dominated Cheddar Cheese Omelette with Broccoli 2.65 jobs. Their are trying to help students even more by renovating an old facility. and male-dominated the basis of Fish & Chips 2.69 The Wine and Bar Laboratory, located in H332, has been im- work is compared on con- proved with the installation of sinks, washers, and extra counter skill, responsibility, working required space. ditions, and the effort FRIDAY qualifications. In the past, drinks were mixed by the teacher and two students at withih the job's equity requires employers to Tomato & Rice Soup 99 the front of the class. It was a very slow prWess because it t(H)k Pay equally for longer for students to get hands-on experience. pay men and women Chicken Pot Pie 3.50 different, but With the new equipment, the teacher can demonstrate in the work which may be Lasagna Salad 3.39 of the same value. front of the cla.ss, and students can practice in their own area. Jonah's Special Fish Sub and French Fries 2.49 Ho.spitality teacher Dan Reeves said "night classes have been "It's a process of negotiating Pork Fried Rice P 1.59 using the rooin for about two weeks." and deciding the value of work — Omelette with Mexican Salsa Sauce «> 2.65 First-year Hotel and Restaurant students will be using it after who does the work by gender and Fish & Chips i v ,v. 2.69 completing theory classes. Reeves said. what will be paid for it," said San- For students to learn properly and accurately, some drink tasting dra Dicresce, human resources takes place, so students in night classes must be at least 19 years consuhant. old. Underage day students must have a con.sent form from their Once, the surveys are all corn- parents to avoid any alcohol-related prtiblemsv such as drinking THE PIPE HmBa college in Ontario will and driving. pleted each send the information to the Minis- foodSer/ices The renovations cost over S50,(X)0, but Reeves said il will be try of Education where it will be worth it. asscHsed by computer. .

Page 6 .Thursday, October II, 1990 Coven EDITORIAL Cototn

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Business at food banks in Toronto is booming. This past weekend the Daily Bread Food Bank broke a record

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This is a record nobody should be proud of. True, it's heartening to see that people in Toronto are stillicapablc of great generosity even in these trying economic times| But the responsibility for feeding those who can't afford to feed |hemselves should not be on the shoulders of private citizens. When people who work can't afford to feed their families and keep a roof over their heads, there is soniQthing seriously wrong with the -system. Recent figures show that food bank usage is growing. This rnonth, 93,000 people will be fed by the Daily Bread Food Bank. That's 12,000 more than they fed in February of this^ year. The number of two-parent families using the food bank is up as well, disposing of the myth that only single-parent families use food banks. ' Letters to the Editor: It's time for all levels of government to work together to eradi- Dear Editor: ties that include sitting on all col- We are always open to your It has to the attention of the cate the need for food banks. There have been too manyliollow come lege committees. If we are unable suggestions and welcome all stu- promises from government officials who arc preoccupied with the SAC Executive that some students to attend an event, there are al- dents to come forward to the SAC feel they are not being represented wealthy and their problems. ways council members on hand to office. very well. This point was brought -Let's hope the new provincial government can make good on its greet the,guests and ensure that the to our attention in the Letters to the show runs smoothly. For all those Lee Rammage, promise to end the need for food banks in this province. Editor section of.the Oct. 4 edition students interested in what SAC SAC President of Coven regarding the Ben Wicks has been doing as well as our plans Brett Honsinger, presentation. for the rest of the school year, we SAC Vice-president As SAC Executive members we will be holding an open forum in Brent Mikitish, responsibili- SAC Vice-president, Finance Sexual realities have a wide range of the next few weeks.

AIDS Awareness Week 1990 is here, and the disease and its social impact have yet to wane. Its time to examine the facts and feelings surrounding the issue. Many studies have shown college-age adults are the most sex- TALK ually promiscuous people It is a time of sexual awakening and experimentation. But pleasure .often has its price, and today's lessons are hard indeed.

AIDS isn't a plague from the creator. It is , a fatal di.sease caused HDAa by a virus which is transmitted through blood or semen. But, while the physical suffering it causes cannot yet be stopped, the mental anguish AIDS victims must endure through isolation ,.di.scrimina- tion and violence can be. BACK Until a cure is found for this, our modern plague, non-victims Cindy Sisel Tony Carvalho must learn to treat AIDS victims with the same respect and sym- 1st year Nursing 2nd year pathy owed to any human being. / How do you think Hum- "It's bad at thei^sidence. A lot Business Management The reality of AIDS has begun to^t in after a decade in the ber could improve of people come in at night and "I don't think there's anything headlines. Now m«ft-e than ever before students must think serious- security? the security guards don't see wrong. There's no problem ly before getting involved in sexual relationships. them. It would be a good idea to there." And during AIDS Awareness Week and beyond, its time we all have a security guard at each thought about our attitudes regarding AIDS and related subjects. door." After all, no one is immune to AIDS. ifimiiiiiiiMmiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiniiiniiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiNiiiiiiiiiHiiii

Yeas c r to the Parking Committee for cracking down on illegal permit holders

Nays 1 r to the short hours at the library

Yeas 1 r to four-day school weeks

Nays ir (o the hockey Hawks' 0-4 pre-scason record Sandra Martins Steven Ocaenas lit year Graphic Design Andrew Balllnl 1st year Heating and more securilv guards 1st year Technology Air Conditioning Yeas a r to the new NHL htKkey season "Have AV during school hours. Also have "Vm in first year so I haven't "The only problem with secur- security guards patrolling seen any prpMenns yet. Maybe ily is the stolen parking permits. Nays ir lu ihe unre«lis(ic jump in (he price of ytis around at night" they could open it up to suggei< Some of my friends had theirs liona and go from Iheit.''^ alolen." f

Coven Thursday, October II, 1990 Page 7 INSIGHT Humber Flashback The seventies: smokes, skates and safes

glad they weren't here in 1974'. Coven published an article which Until then, smoking was very said people were still smoking in common throughout Humber, the classrooms. An inspection qL,, 1974 ' especially in the classrooms. classrooms in September 1975 re- vealed ashtrays, ashes, and The Nov. 12, 19.74 issue of cigarette butts. Ed Rollins, a cine- Coven outlined then president matography instructor, agreed Gordon Wragg's proposal to ban with the ban but said he gave his smoking in classrooms. Wragg students a cigarette break. Mary said smoking infringed on the Pistacchi, then a theatre arts stu- SMOKING HM CLA^ rights of non-smokers. dent and a non-smoker, said her COULD BE BANNED instructors also gave breaks so stu- Pnssun nxMMtts, He also hoped to lessen the cost dents could have cigarettes. Wngg in nuddtu of cleaning classrooms by havirtg " Now, in 1990, Humber's clas- teachers and students butt out. srooms are smoke free, as will be Wragg cited the probability of a the rest of the college next year. connection between smoking and One wonders if president Wragg health problems as a good reason a completely smoke-free by Debbie Morrissey had to ban classroom smoking. Humber College iil mind when he Students who think the smoke But many students were unim- banned smoking in the classroom in the Pipe is unbearable should be pressed by the ban. A year later. in 1974.

1975

Sex on sket&s? 't Pages Thuirsday, October II, 1990 Coven

ARE YOU

% HAVING SEX IN THE DARK?

Some say ignorance is bliss.

When it comes to sex, ignorance is far from bliss.

It's just plain dangerous.

If you want to do the smart thing, get out of the dark.

Find out how HIV/AIDS and other STD's are transmitted.

^ Use condoms. Not occasionally, not usuqjly. But always.

Talk. Talk to your partner. Your friends. Your doctor.

If youYe embarrassed about buying condoms, remember that after youVe bought them once it will be much easier. Being embarrassed is a small price to pay for your health.

Next week is AIDS Awareness Week. If you kiiow someone with HIV infection or AIDS, reach out to them and break the silence.

Ministry of Health - ©Ontario

Call the Ontario Ministey of Health AIDS Hotline: 392-AIDS Coven Thursday, October II, 1990 Pajje 9

AID S OUTLIVING • OUT LOVING • OUTLASTING AWARENISS WE E K October 15 •SI 19 9 A Project of the Ontario AIDS Network

fN IGHUGHTS OF THE^WEEK rnDnurn C IN TORONTO ->a-/

Visual AIDS II Poster Show A curated collection of posters representing a September 21 to October 21 ^ diverse international, social and political York Quay Community Gallery response to the AIDScrisis. Harbourfront

Living Long and living W^ll: Dr. Charles Steinberg argues for integration of Forum: Tuesday, October 16 traditional and complementary therapies for Brigantine Room, treating HIV. York Quay Centre, Harbourfront > Holistic Health and HIV A health fair featuring hands-on demonstrations Symposium of diverse complementary therapies and Sunday, October 21 healing arts. * Brigantine Room York Quay Centre, Harbourfront

TheCandleUghtVigU A quiet time to remember and celebrate the Thursday, October 18 lives of those who have died of AIDS. Cawthra Park, 519 Church St.

From AU Walks of Life '90 A 10km pledged Toronto walk to benefit Sunday, October 21 19 agencies working in the areas of education, care and research. More info: AIDS Committee of Toronto WALKLINE: 926-0775

Community groups, public health For more details, pick up a copy of the workers, arts and theatre AIDS Awareness WeekGuide in NOW organizations, schools and Magazine, Xtra magazine or at selected campuses across Metro Toronto locations throughout Metro. .^\ are sponsoring an array of To find out where to get a copy educational events during AIDS of the tabloid guide or for further Awareness Week. information, call the AIDS Committee of Toronto at 926-0063. Page 10 Thursday, October II, 1990 Coven LI FESTYLE Exchange program tratmthe trginers

ceive anywhere from one to 65 by Diana Leone students at a time." Quay said. Humber College has enrolled Quay responds to the requests 210 international students this made by a country's International year from all over the world. Bureau. Humber does not adver- While most of these students tise or recruit international stu- are here on theirown. halt adozcn dents. are here as part of a special educa- But. about 204 of the international exchange. These students tional students, are here on their lire being sponsored by their coun- own "with support from nobody try\e;overnment or CI DA (Cana- but their parents who are still back dian \c(ternational Development home working to sertcf them

Agency^K , here." Quay said. "Students in the International Doris Tallon. international stu- Project pwogram come here to get dent advisor for Humber said, an education in order to return to "the students know we are here their country and aid in develop- for them. The college provides ex- ment." said Manager of Interna- cellent tutoring services and coun- tional Projects. Benny Quay. selling for anybody." "Our reason for exi.stence is to Humber President Robert Gor- help train their people; a program don holds an International break- we call 'train the trainer'." Quay fast for students where a guest said. "We started this internation- from immigration comes to al project over 22 years ago with answer any questions and exteiid our twin, the island of St. Vincent, student vis!^. in the Caribbean." In order for foreign students to PHOTO BY TRACEY. REMPEL There are also students from attend a college, they mu.st score Europe, South America. Asia, the an average equal to university re- Exploring the options — Fashion Arts students Alan Pdchies, left and Ryan Cole discuss Middle East, Africa and the USA. quirements on the Test of English more male orientation in the program with coordinator Linda Reader. Humber also sends faculty as a Second Language. The tuition overseas to provide specialty fee for foreign students is $6,200 a changes program training in fields from technology year not including books and ex- presence to construction. said Male Quay "our tras. philosophy is to try to develop hu- Stewart Hall, from \\\t Hospi- Polchies whose goal for the future should change the focus to be ac- man resources of institutions in tality division is now in the Philip- by Tracey Rempel is modelling. cessible to men. The make-up kit developing countries ' pines and former Dean of Human should be eliminated eventually The fashion program at H umber In second year students can In turn, faculty recommends Studies. Graham Collins is pre- but there are not that in is changing with the times, and to many men choose enter either modelling or students come to Humber for sently managing an educational the program so far," said Reader. more cbang'^s are expected for the fashion Cole is management^ further study. "For every staff program in Indonesia known as future. going into management plans There have been two new op- and member (sent abroad), we can re- the World Bank project. tions added to the fashion This year, there are only tvyo to own his own business in the curricu- males participating in the program fashion industry, but he has also lum this year. Fashion Forecasting is lieing offered so students at Humber but Gloria Mantini, a done some modelling in London, can foresee the fashion instructor believes this Ontario. Cole agrees the course styles and colors for number will increase in future consists of too much female up-coming years. Esthetic Prac- Career Centre helping years. More males seem to be tak- orientation. tice is a course where students will learn ing interest in the fashion indus- about manicures and pedi- "I'm enjoying try, whether through fashion the course so cures. in tough job market marketing or modelling. far. We are all friends. But we had This course, according to Man- to buy a $200 make-up kit. The "We get a variety of ages and tini, is a helpful program especial- to, they'll contact someone the course should make some changes by Jeanniei> Mai Donald people and the number of male ly for the student wanting to enter student was interviewed by, and and consider males too," says the modelling field. students has been going up from In the midst of the recession ask if there was a problem. Cole. previous years," says Mantini. "It's a definite plus. Modelling Canada is now facing, jobs are The centre helps an average of is not a life long career. It's good Ryan Cole and Alan Polchies, Linda Reader program co- getting scarce. One way Humber 30 students a day, and has a place- first-year fashion to have management and other .squeeze is students, would ordinator, agrees the course students can beat the to ment rate of 98'per cent. Last year both like to see skills to fall back on," Mantini visit number's Career Service more changes should pay more recognition to the over 2, (XX) part-time jobs were made. said. Centre. male aspect, and believes this will made available in the centre. learn a lot fashion This is the part of Humber's "We about female come as the times change. The industry is pleased The service is free and available clothing and history while men's with what Humber has produced Counselling Program that helps for all students. fashions are just as important. The "We are hearing from the in- so far and students seem to he students find jobs. ? The centre at North Campus is course itself is interesting it's dustry that we are doing the right doing well in the force. "We're responsible for provid- and work located in CI 33, and in A 1 20 at like having 23 other sisters. The things where teaching is con- "Humber graduates have ing for Humber College students Lakeshore. only problem seems to be too cerned. I agree that there should proven to be the most successful in full employment service, to assist much female orientation," said be more male orientation and we the fashion field," says Reader. them in getting permanent jobs, to assi.st them getting summer jobs, ' and part-time jobs. ' explained the Career Centre's director. Judy Humphries. The centre does this by sear- Landscaping job surplus ching for jobs in the student's field, and by making contSct lists of potential employers. They also imately 60 to 70 hours a week, making $10 to by Tracey Rempel help by preparing the students to $20 an hour. Therefore, a landscaper*s hours, search on their own. providing The Humber College landscaping program averaged out, are equivalent to those of a yearly " ^ tips on resumes, interviews and has no problem providing its graduates with field worker. searching, and hold seminars and placements. In fact, they have more jobs than Bodsworth said the course introduced a new workshops. students. requirement this year. Students are expected to Humphries say^ the biggest Harry Chang, co-ordinator of the landscaping work in the industry during their summer holi- problem with students not finding program, said there are plenty of opportunities days and keep a manual of their labour. Bods- employment is that they simply available for students. worth said the fnanual, prepared by Humber don't know how to look. "The market is buoyant and we have a lot of College, is an excellent habit to get into for the "They just don't know how to job placements ... more than we can field." future, especially when companies require the go about looking for a job, which Stephen Bodsworth, chairman of ACA and same practice. is a full-time job in ii|;elf. Some director of horticulture, said graduates will more "This manual is a detailed record of their think kx)king in the ads in the than likely have a job before they leave Humber. ^work. It lists things such as how much material newspaper — which is the least "There is a strong den^and for graduates be- they use, labour hours, etc." effective way — is enough," said cause of the growth m development . . . there are Graduates will be doing sales and construc- Humphries. even bigger demands in landscape companies," tion, working for parks and recreation depart- The second biggest problem is he said. ments, handling management positions, and the student's behavior when being Even though iandscapers' work is considered some will even run their own comoanies. Chang interviewed. The centre will pin- seasonal, they are still ahle to make an average said the course is very diverse and helps students point the problem, hv doing such annual income Chang said. They work approx- to get into the industry. things as holdng mock interviews, and Humphrie.s said if they have Judy HtunpkriM „

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and anxiety of going back to is get out in the field." she said. hy Linda Sliuho school , and being in college, espe- Of course, students aren't the cially if you're from out of town only ones affected by stress. . Your palms are sweaty, mus- cles te'tise, your heart pounds, and and the college is as big as the "Teachers are like students,'.' your stomach feels like it's tied in town you're from." said Mitchell. "Some recognize knots. If you're not in lOve, you're Mitchell said since many stu- their stress and are willing to seek probably experiencing stress. dents arrive at college straight out help, some feel embarassed. Stress is the main reaction to of high school, the location of thinking they should know how to changes in life. The reaction may Humbercan cause stress. Students handle it, and don't seek help."

be physical, emotional, or both, who may be u.sed to a. 1 5-m.inute "As far as I'm concerned, and stress can be positive as well walk to school now have to drive stress management is a skill like as negative. We all know someone orspend an hour or more on a bus. any other" she said. " who actually works best under Other

there is help close at hand for us their course workload. students' stress, a few parallels nervous wrecks. '"(Student's) parents could sup- can be seen. Mitchell explained a The H umber Cour\selling Ser- port them through high school, lot of teache/?; are working on uni- vices office located in CI33.i^ which is free, but now they have to versity degrees, juggling work across from the games room, pay tmliSftcbyy bcjoks. and pay and their home life as well as other lielps stressed-oui students and fortranspolmtioji.'^-Hvntchell said. outside activities.

' teachers learn to cope. 'So many have to work, and there So what's a stressed out person PHOTO BY LINDA STACHO Pamela Mitchell, chairperson arre^^some who have additional to do.' If, for some reason, the At wits end— For those who don't handle stress well, there are of counselling, health and special family responsibilities, such as student or teacher cannot find time " ways to cope. needs, has been a counsellor for marriage and/or children. She for counselling, there are a few ^ 12 years. She and other counsel- said in some courses the prepara- things that can be done individual- Symptoms include headaches, up- Other suggestions include

lors have seen it all, and can relate tory work that has to be done early ly that may help. One of the many set stomach, muscle tension, clen- trying relaxation techniques such to student anxiety. on isn't as exciting as what the pamphlets available in the coun- ched teeth, cold, clammy hands, as deep breathing, fbcusing your "At the beginning of the .semes- student is training for. selling office, A Guide to Manaf>- and high blood pressure. People mind on something pleasant and ter, the first few weeks, there.are a "Some courses involve heavy in^ Stress. .

Representatives from several by Diana Leone countries' embassies will set up SAC is putting a new name on displays and provide information an old face. about their countries and cultures. For a several years, the club for The line-up includes reps from the international students was knovvig^ countries of Trinidad, Ireland, as the Humber Visa .j^tudent Zambia, Jamaica, Turkey, Hong IF YOU CARE ABOUT group. '•*vr*j Kong and Taiwan.

Because it is a club for ûdents, There are pfans to sell sweat- president Frsipcis Madhosjngh and shirts and T-shJrtsif funds permit. his executive decided to-team up Last year, the jtlumber Visa THE LIFE YOU LEAD AND the new club with tiÂC and Student group was 1 small group change the name. "Now we are compared to the number of mem- more accessible to the students bers this year, which is almost THE PRACTISE, It WAY w|ll is just that YOU and they have more say be- double. recently the cause it is I club for ttieiii," said international Students Club has Madhosingl. "The members of started to advertise. ' the club wBl help in future deci- "We are nroinly liere to help YOU'LL HMG YOUR SHINGLE sion making." Tfite.rnîonal students adjust to Students will be deciding on all Canadian culture and lii^style," the activities for the club but the said Madhosir^h. plans must be voted on first by the Students involved in the inter- IN NOmiERN ONTARIO executives. ^wjlônal club will be put on a mail- "Since \ye joined up with SAC, iaj^ list and ivill receive current we were given $150 to start and reports on their country. Foreign

we have plans to raise more ., embassies will issue newsletters to money ourselves," said Madho- the club and the students upon re- singh but plans on how to generate quest but the newsletters must be more money are not yet final. applied for and there is a fee. wmiiisxms'ymmiammemmaMi/mimmsismssmij/, ,:?i»(«Bl^B»»SS«S'»*tl The first definite acitivity for The club meets every two the students of the new club will weeks but "if students request to be an International Day at meet more often, then we will," Humber. said Madhosingh.

¥ee need health care professionals UNDERSERVICED AREA Quit and win contest aimed in the Underserviced Area Program. RECRUmVIElNT TOUR 1990 We offer you the chance to at helping smokers butt out practise as you beheve you should, in modern, established health care rams. Seminars will also be sche- by Josie Novielli duled for encouragement. facilities. A warm welcome in a number's Fit For Life program ^^KQn Weedless Wednesday a coramunity where quality of life is launching a Quit and Win Con- draw among the successful quit- still matters. Where your skills com- test to help smokers quit their ters will be held. Humber College habit. area businesses will donate prizes mand the respect they deserve. The contest is scheduled to be- to support the contest. The prizes Where you can make a significant gin October 24 and will be based are still unknown, but ,will be difference! on the buddy system. A smoker sports related. Last year two ten- will be teamed with a non- speed bikes were awarded. Prize We pay generous tax-free grants smoking parlriefTo help the smok- winners will be listed in Coven and offer several other negotiable er quit. Jhe smoker will pledge to and all successful entrants will re- quit smoking Oh or by October 31 ceive letters of congratulations. incentives. — the final contest entry date — "It's a great program," said Talk to us at the Underserviced and stay smoke-free until Weed- Rae-Anne Cude, co-ordinator of Area Program 1990 Reception. less Wednesday, Jan. 23, 1991. the Quit and Win Program. "Last A questionnaire the team fills year 80 per cent quit, but in the out includes information about end everyone is a winner." them, such as the number of Cude said the Quit and Win cigarettes smoked per day, num- Contest was originally a program ber of years the person has been set up in Vermont in 1985 and has smoking and if the buddy was ever been successful whenever a smoker. Each team will receive attempted. suppoit literature provided by the Entry forma for the contest can

Canadian Cancv Socieiy, and a be picked up in room A 1 16 in the liil of imokinH ceaMlion prox- Athletic Depaitmenl. Page 12 TiHirsday, October II, 1990 Coven

Mr. Plant wails at Gardens But the biggest tease was the black propulsive, gut-wrenching rock'n '*» hy Sue Gar}>iul() sleeveless T-shirt Plant wore, the roll. An immortal lyric echoed words Jimmy Page embla/.()ned Emerging from^.the dry ice. throughout Maple Leaf Gardens on the front. Plant shook his lion's mane hair strutted last Wednesday. . Plant did succuinb to his in- and onstage. His moves 'There's a lady who s famous past by playing four Zep- were toned down just a little and sure...," crcx>ned the tall cool one pelin tracks: Nobody's Fault But the face had more lines, but- he during Liar's Dance, a song from Mine, The Immigrant Song. Liv- could still make women sweat and his latest album. Manic Nirvciiui. ing Loving Maid and Going to groove. The voice, despite life in

As the crowd perked its' collective California. overdrive, was formidable, and ear anticipating the rest ot the im- These songs got the best audi- the moaning a la Whole Lotta mortal line, all they got was a mo- ence reaction. The crowd quickly Love was as effective as ever. ment of teasing silence before he rose to its feet and sang along, Plant's band of young Turks finished the rest of Liar's Dance. sometimes drowning out Plant's made its own presence felt. Play-

Still. Robert Plant delivered lots voice. Most of the fans were still ing with a legend didn't daunt of other glittering gold throughout in diapers when these songs were them, nor did the shadow of Zep- the nearly sold-out concert. released but they still knew every pelin. They pjayed with ibrce iuid The former singer for Led Zep- lyric and note. authority, and at times, would pelin proved that at age 42. he The show-stopper was the have given Zeppelin a run for its hasn't lost his touch or his pench- acoustic Going to California, with money. ance for mischief. The line from Plant's resonant voice perfectly Plant captured the; spirit of the Getting the Led out— Rock legend Robert Plant proved Stairway to complimenting the 6()s with Tie Die on fhe Highway, Heaven was only one guitar. that he can still wail with the best of them at a near sold-out show at way Plant teased the audience. In- Plant opened the concert with with overhead lights making Maple Leaf Gardens last week. tersp>ersed through various songs Watching You. from tKe new psychedelic patterns on the stage. were lines from Custard Pie. album, setting the mo

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Coven Thursday, October II, 1990 Page 13 Trolling for laughs

AMATEUR NIGHT— Yuk Yuks presents amateur comedians down- town every Monday and uptown ever\ Tuesday at 8:30 p.m COMEDY JAM... TASTES FUNNY— Big City Improv presents an improvisational jam session with Second City vets every Thursday at 10 p.m THE SKETCH CLUB AT EMERSONS— presents live comedy ^rv Thursday—Saturday at 9 p.m 508 Queen St. West " ^ THE LAUGH RESORT— presents comedy Thursday—Frjday at 9 p.m. Saturday at 8 and 10:30 p.m (includes meal) 26 Lombard St. ZACK'S COMEDY STORE— Zack' s presents stand-up comedy tvery Sunday at 9 p.m 1625 Military Trail ^^ THEATRESPORTS— Harbourfront preseMs.~cumpetitiye improvisational comedy inspired by audience suggestions, every Wedhesday at 8 p.m York Quay Centre BYE BYE LINGUAL, JUST SAY NON— Second City presents the musical comedy revue, Monday—Thursday at 8:30 p.m, Friday—Satur- day at 8 and JJ p.m HO Lombard St. ^ PHOTO BY KATHY RUMBLE Dead Trolls In a Baggie — members of the Canadian comedy troupe do their best to id madness among Caps patrons last week. THE ORIGINAL

changed his musical preference real nice, he always tells the truth by Kathy Rumble from heavy metal to classical and and he gives good advice." Want tQ watch a triple burger the social difficulties he experi- The finaje of the show was the with sauerkraut do a comedy enced as a result. It seems classic- Toronto Song, yet another routine? Well, not really a burger. al music lover^ were not impress- parody. The song described why Humber College students were ed with Bart's/whooping and hol- Toronto is, in the Trolls' opinion, teeated to the epitome of Canadian lering during recitals. a terrible place. According to the humor with comedy group Three Beatrice Wilks, played by the Trolls the only place in Canada 1747 ALBION ROAD Dead Trolls in a Baggie last Tues- only girl in the group, sang a hila- that isn't terrible is Edmonton. Of ^ S? day in Caps. rious song about the love of her course, that's where the troupe is Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, life. This love spontaneously from. who take their name from a truck combusted during their first dance Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie FOOD SPECIALS, CHOOSE ONE OF: stop hamburger, is a four person — literally. visited Humber College as part of * comedy troupe whose humor is The audience continued ^ their Voice/0' Fire Tour '90 5 Breaded Shrimp similar to the popular Toronto laugh during a parody about which will take the group all over * Hamburger comedy group Kids in the Hall, fathers t^aking their families on Ontario and Quebec. The group * Hot Dog only funnier and more daring. vacation. The song was sung to has been performing throughout V^.^^>, Like Maclean and Maclean they the tune of Bom to be Wild with the westem provinces for the past * Onion Rings QClv set most of their jokes to music the old favourite being changed to three years, but this is their first each and say anything they wi^h to get Bom to be Mild. visit east. ONLY3r3r their point across. Stanley Cup Theatre was seen Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie The Trolls, presented by SAC for the first time — hockey players will begin filming their own tele- FOR NUMBER STUDENTS. include Cathleen Rootsaert, Joe from the NHL played Romeo and vision series for the CBC in Janu- 3 p.m. till close, NO TAKE-OUT. Bird, Wes Borg, and Neil Grahn. Juliet. The play could not be com- ary. Rootsaert said the series has WATCH FOR OUR BIG HALLOWE'EN BASH The show began with a satirical pleted because of a fist fight pro- been in the works for nearly two skit about people the Trolls don't voked by the mispronunciation of years but has been repeatedly like, including people who drive the word capulet. postponed by cutbacks at CBC. slowly in front of them, and peo- As the show progressed the She said that if public response is ple who tell them what's going to skits got more controversial. A good, the Trolls should end up ALBION happen during a movie. song called God's Real Nice in- doing 13 episodes. 1747 Albion Road, Telephone 742-7427 A character named Bart stmcted kids not to mess with After leaving Humber College (Just north of Humber College at Hwy. 27/Albion) Kuwalski told the story of how he satanism, explaining that "God's the Trolls were off to Barrie tc spread more of their madness. Homegrown talent on stage for all to see / "1HUMBER'S ( OFF CAMPUS EATERY•ff

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. 10:30 a.m, to 3:00 p.m. PHOTO BY LINDA ERKSKINE * Large Scale Casual Homegrown music — a number music student fingers the ivories in one of Humber's many music studios. Restaurant by Linda Erskine * Late Night Dancing an instmctor in the music depart- Humber's own musical talent ment must first listen to each will be out for all to hear in the group or individual's informal au- coming month. dition to ensure their performance Humber music students will be ability, performing their own music for The lists of concert performers EMPLOYMENT students in the lecture theatre and dates are not available but October through to December. should be known soon. Students OPPORTUNITIES Students can listen to the tunes interested in listening to Humber's of vocal, brass, percussion, piano, homegrown talent should keep an Positions Available wmxlwind and string ensembles eye out for schedules on the wall for: 12:35 p.m to l;30p.m outside the lecture theatre. Eddie Sossin, Music Depart- The Music department, which SERVERS Open Daily ment Pn)gram Co-ordlnator said, was first introduced in 1972, en- 7 a.m. - 1 a.m. "anyone from the program will- rolls 260 full-time, 15 (o 20 part- LINE AND PREP COOKS Sundays ing (o perform is welcome to sign lime and 50 pre-music sluden(.v. - ' HOST/HOSTESSES 8 a.m. up. ' Savsin said mast students are Students who are into mx accepted Midnight from second- or (hint-year but first year may enter the pre-music APPLY IN PERSON liniiyear niuUenlN arv«encouraged program which gives th^m a year lo sign up However, Ail MaiMe, lo gain nuire experience .

Page 14 Thursday, October II, 1990 Coven SPORTS 2Einion It's time for the Jays to rebuild

'by Keith White The Voronto Blue Jays 1990 baseball season is history and unless substantial changes are made during the off-season, the future of the team looks disappointing. GM Pat Giflick and the rest of management must sit down this winter and seriously assess this club. The Jays need pitching, .some defensive specialists in the outfield, and some players who can bunt. If Toronto wants to get players like these they're going to have to pay a hefty price. As luck would

have it, there just happens to be a few clowns on the team that Toronto can live without. George Bell, Tony Fernandez, John Cerutti, and John Candelaria; take your pick. All are thorns in the side of the blue birds. When you weigh the good and bad of each, you find good rea.son to do without them. Bell is a good hitter, no ques- tion about that. His 86 RBI's jus- tify that. On the other hand, his fielding is a bad joke. It's probr- ably due to the fact that every body part he has aches* He shouUjn't PHOTO BY JOE SUZOR have been in left field in the first Block it! — The Dream Team took on the New Wave in place. They should trade him now Recreational Co-ed Volleyball Tuesday afternoon. New Wave before he completely falls apart. Fernandez ii^.^one of the best were victorious inching them closer to first place. shortstops in the league, and also Hawks are 0-4 in pre-season Netminders have allowed 40 goals

grim so tar. Head Coach Nick by Jim Ha^yerfy Harbaruk stresses the point these The Humber hockey Hawks lopsiTfed affairs were only pre- have dropped their first four pre- sea.son games and that the situa- season games in decisive fashion. tion is not that critical yet. The Hawks have allowed their " ' At this point you are just look- opponents to fill the net at an ing at what you do have and what alarming average of ten goals a you don't have, " said Harbaruk. game, yet have only been able to In recent years Humber's muster a meagre 14 goals for an strength was a potent offensive average of 3.41 attack. Over the last two seasons Though number's play looks the Hawks scored 458 goals in 48 HUMBER COLLEGE CAMPUS RECREATION October '90 Schedule ) E

Coven Thursday, October II, 1990 Page 15 NHL Preview Sabres, Rangers to chase for crown

have a proven goal Scorer in Dino are Denis Savard and Sylvain Ciccarelli, hard working defence- Buffalo Sabres Turgeon. Petr Svoboda will head a PRINCEOFWALBCOmRENCE With star center men in Kevin Hatcher and Rod Dale Havyer- ^oung defence that is very inex- Langway, and good goaltending chuck and scoring sensation Pierre perienced. Luckily the offence from Mike Liut and Beaupre. Turgeon each anchoring their line, Tom Barrasso, and newcomers Don will bail them out. Showboat Buffalo' has a deadly one-two Joe Mullen and Bryan Trottier, These players will guide the Gaps Savard. along with Turgeon. com|;)t)j Rick Vaive and Dave and you've got a powerhouse. into the playoffs — barely. What Stephanc Richer. Russ Andreyc'huck add explosive Courtnall. about playoff hero John Druce? goal- Their only problem is defence, and r(K)kji^ Mark Pederson scoring. Defensively, the Sabres are a Will he continue to hold a hot hand which is wher& new coach Bob great unit. It will be interesting are steady. Now that Phil Housley to this season? It will be interesting • Johnson fits in. If Johnson can set see how Patrick Roy does without is in Winnepeg, Mike Ramsey and to see this year's Caps once they the de|pnce straight, look for the a good defence in front of Doug Bodger lead the way, and him. Penguins to be serious contenders. hit the ice. all-star Darren Puppa will be solid

• in goal. Buffalo New York Islanders is a Stanley Cup by Keith White contender, and if they can avoid They were lucky last year; this ** choking in the playoffs, they Patrick Division time around they won't be. Pat, could go air the way. Lafontaine is the team. No ques- New York Rangers tion about that. This is basically a A solid leader in the Patrick Di- young team getting better with vision. Bemie Nicholls and Mike playing age. Mark Fitzpatrick is a Gartner are entering their first full bright spot, and is definitely their season with the Rangers, and star goaltender of the future. Hartford Whalers they'll provide the bulk of the Another bright spot for the Isles is In any other division, Hartford scoring. Also watch for John defenceman Jeff Norton. Norton,, - New Jersey Devils would challenge tor first. Not in O'Grodnick, James Patrick, and along with ^jpg Grossman, will Any 4eam wanting to get at the Adams. Players like Ron Fran- Brian Leetch as forces to be reck- be steady pii the -points, and are goaltender Sean Burke will have cis. Pat Verbeek.^ Dave Babych. oned with. In goal, John Vanbies- offensive threats, especially on to go through the Rus.sian block- and Ulf Samuelson are a good brouck and Mike Richter are both the power play. Give the Islanders ade first. The law firm of Fetisov, mix. The problem is goaltending. standouts. If the Rangers can stay a couple of years before they be- Boston" Kasatonov, and Starikov should Bruiffs Peter Sidorkiewicz is no stopper. \healthy, unlike last season, they come serious contenders. Don Cherry fare well in defending their terri- must have been Without a proven goalie, the could be a Broadway smash. ecstatic when Chris Nilan became tory. The ammunition i.s p,(:ovided Whalers wont improve on last Philadelphia Flyers by Kirk Muller, Peter ^tastny, a Bruin. Nilan is a typical Bruin year. The only bright spot on the John MacLean, and Brendan Sha- grinder. Boston's need^ though, is Flyers is talented rookie Mike Ric- offence. nahan. Also. lcx)k for Walt Pod- Aside from Gam Neely ci. Age has caught up to Philly. and dubny to return to his old goal- Craig Janney. everyone lacks Tim Kerr, Mark Howe, and Ron scoring form after being plagued the scoring touch, but defence is Sutter aren't getting any younger. Boston's key. by injuries la.st season. Talent- Norris Trophy win- Hextall may also be a bright spot if ner Ray Bouit^ue wise. New Jersey is set. If they heads one of the he can somehow manage to keep league's best defences. is -can consistently win, it could be Bourque his act together. The season looks the year of the Devils. sensational, much like Jennings dismal for the Flyers. Trophy winners Reggie Lemelin and Andy Moog. These stars make offence seem less impor- Quebec Nordiques Pittsburgh Penguins tant. Young, inexperienced, and Mario Lemieux's back ailment Adams Division talented. Owen Nolan, the num- is all that's keeping the Penguins CBpi\a\s ber one pick at the entry draft, from finishing first in the Patrick goaltender Stephane Fiset. and Division. But the Pens still have Mats Sundin. a 19-year-old out of an abundance of talent without ^ Sweeden. all have a bright future. Lemieux. The line of John Cullen, Guy Lafieur is the leader and Joe Kevin Stevens,and Mark Recchi Washington Capitals Sakic is the point producer and have takenjbe NHL by storm, and Two of the Caps' best players, l(K)k for Bryan Fogarty to emerge have cstaDTished themselves as Scott Stevens and Geoff Courtnall as the team's best defenceman. one of the league's best offensive are now playing for St. Louis. Pe- Montreal Canadiens Quebec can expect to finish last units. Add these players with the ter Zezel and Mike Lalor will try Gone are Chris Ghelios. Craig overall. But that's go(xi because likes of super defenceman Paul to take their place. GOOD LUCK! Ludwig, Mats Naslund. Bobby then they get first crack at .sensa- Coffey, Rob Brown, goaltender Luckily for Washington, they Smith, and Claude Lemieux. In tional Eric Lindros.

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