the Linlithgow’s news by Linlithgow’s people BLACK bitch LINLITHGOW COMMUNITY MAGAZINE ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020

‘PUBLIC ART’ ON THE HIGH STREET OF THE ANCIENT AND ROYAL BURGH OF LINLITHGOW P19 Ron Smith with the striking ‘Black Bitch’ sculpture unveiled in a beautiful setting

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One Linlithgow 8 News & Business profiles ‘The Roke’ Ross Miller 10 releases first album cghcreative.co.uk www. & production: design Bitch magazine Black The Donaldson Trust 11 Laura Watkins, CEO 10,000 Visitors 14 Linlithgow Museum New Hopetoun Gardens 16 Plants - Spring Clean The Linlithgow Advent Fayre on community informed of all the various 30 November last year saw the group activities, events and fundraising Linlithgow Police successful launch of the magazine initiatives going on in the town while at 17 Action in the Community subscription in the Burgh Halls the same time providing sustainable, when we enjoyed hearing from independent and fair commentary on The Arts Linlithgow - decisions being taken on behalf of the Events & News, Alasdair many magazine readers and community. 18 Wallace, Burgh Halls supporters. This was followed by the distribution of application forms We will continue to promote the Black Bitch Public Art New high with the magazine at the end of itself so watch out for further news of the 19 street ‘Black Bitch’ January and a very satisfactory magazine subscription. Our aim is to have a sculpture unveiled response. So, to everyone who large number of small subscribers so please has subscribed and supported the consider donating what you can to help keep Diversified Portfolio magazine to date a very big“thank the community informed. And don’t forget 20 Virtue Money Gift Aid – that adds 25% to the value of your you” from all our volunteers who subscription courtesy of the Government, Paul Rolfe, March market give so much of their time to make a valuable addition at no cost to the donor! 22 reviews & property tips the magazine possible. Many thanks again to all our advertisers, subscribers, contributors and everyone else The Black Bitch has grown considerably Linlithgow Curling who helps make the magazine happen. Club Bruce Jamieson since its start in 2011 with a consequent 24 explores increase in workload. The aim of the subscription plan is to allow us to continue to grow and introduce some efficiencies in Linlithgow Speakers administration, production and delivery to CONTACT THE EDITOR TO Club Realising your REQUEST A SUBSCRIPTION 25 spoken potential deal with the increased workload. With so much already happening, and FORM AND GIFT AID much more to follow, in and around APPLICATION TODAY. West Lothian Eagles 28 Aussie Rules football Linlithgow in the coming months and RETURN TO MOIRA GOLL, club continues to grow years our aim is to keep the community 29 CLARENDON ROAD, informed and in a position to be able to LINLITHGOW EH49 6AN make a considered contribution to all that is Border collie Monty changing as the town develops and grows. Westport Veterinary THANK YOU. 31 Clinic Our aim is to spread the funding load as widely as possible so that we can keep the

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2 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 LINLITHGOW What’s On IN MARCH MUSEUM March Sun 22, 23 Blood Transfusion Service, 10:30am - 12:30pm, 2pm - 4pm, 5:30pm SPRING TALKS Fri 13 UK’s leading jazz singer, Tina - 7:30pm, The Low Port Centre Antique, Vintage & Collector’s Fair returns to Linlithgow Academy Saturday 21st March May with Euan Stevenson, St Peter’s Mother’s Day Sparkling Afternoon Tea, Talk by Scott McMaster, Historical Advisor Church Linlithgow, 7:45pm - 10:15pm 1pm - 4pm Linlithgow Burgh Halls to the movie ‘The Outlaw King’, entitled “The Outlaw King; how accurately did Hollywood Sat 14 Linlithgow Rose Vs Crossgates Tue 24 Linlithgow Butterfly portrayLinlithgow Robert the Bruce?” Film Friday Society 20th March Primrose. Kick off is at 2:30pm Identification Workshop, 10am - 3pm, CINEMA IN THE COMMUNITY Linlithgow Burgh Halls Ashley Palmer Trophy, Aussie Rules JOIN US FOR OUR 47th SEASON Male And Female Tournament, SEASON : 2019 – 2020 ContactLINLITHGOW the ACADEMY Black THEATRE: Bitch 7.30pm Linlithgow RFC, 11:30am - 2pm Wed 25 Author event: Liquid Gold Robert Morgan-Grenville, 7pm - 9pm For editorial**** New and Members to advertise: Welcome **** Kiran Millwood Hargrave, author the Linlithgow Canal Centre [email protected] Tickets / Concessions Mercies, Far From The Madding Crowd, Editor: DavidFOR INFORMATIONTait, 07767 CONTACT 713024 Sat 28 Launch concert for Ross Miller’s Anton Shelton: 01506 670436 or come on the Night! 3pm - 5pm, St Peter’s Church www.linlithgowfilmsociety.org.uk debut album titled ‘The Roke’. 8pm - 07 OCT Kosmos Ensemble - World Music, 10pm, Queen Margaret Hall 2019 ReturnCopy of thedeadline Hero for next

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When we began our investigation into the gap site on the High Street in front of Templars Court we at the Black Bitch magazine had a single aim – to facilitate a closure to the problem. Ideally that would mean moving on the scheme for which planning permission was originally given which would comprise a couple of ground floor retail units with two storeys of habitable flats above.How would this be possible? And what sustainable reasons are there for not progressing this action? The Editor

/// Since the last edition of The Black building warrant – LIV/13/0968/BW – some way to encourage the organisations Bitch in which we published the saga to allow the frontage to be developed – McCarthy & Stone and WLC – who have of the gap site left by McCarthy & as per the original plans. been involved in this sorry mess from the start, to take responsibility for their actions. Stone in the High Street, we have We also unearthed information from public records which showed that there Or inactions. received an amazing response from was an amendment to the foundation It would appear from the fact that our readers, the people of Linlithgow. design under the Building Warrant in McCarthy & Stone have virtually cleared 2016 to provide piling and ground beams. out their senior staff from Scotland that As you will recall, we contacted both the This, we believe, may have required they are not really interested in the site. developer, McCarthy & Stone and West a site investigation report to support They have paused the repair to the gable at Lothian Council to ascertain why the site that design. No.77 and have offered the vacant plot to was still vacant and what could be done the residents of Templars Court who, as about it. The developer said that a schedule So, reading between the lines and not we reported last time, have turned down of repair work had been agreed with WLC taking a particularly large leap of faith, it the offer. to restore the property at 77 High Street by would appear that the work was probably installing steel support channels across the going to be too expensive for the developer Where do we go from here? wester gable, bolted through the existing to complete. That is just our view - a guess - Let’s look at a selection of your letters which masonry as per plans approved by WLC. based on what we discovered. provide suggestions, but to be fair, raised The work, they said, would be started in And here is where the problem really even more questions than we have asked early January and be completed by the end requires some expert advice. We have to about the way forward. of February. As we go to print the work has ask if the cost of supporting the foundation Organisations like the Community not been completed and there is little, of the new building added to the cost of Council, Civic Trust, Historic if any, sign of activity on site. making good the repair to the gable end Environment Scotland, Scottish Civic Another issue which was raised by the of the property at 77 High Street would Trust etc as well as our representatives developer about the site of the original be such that the project would not be at Holyrood and Westminster should building at the edge of the High Street was: financially viable. be made aware of this problem and how “Underground conditions at that part of strongly the local community feels about the site proved particularly difficult.” That is the practical side of the problem. the lack of action to devise a solution. Further investigation by us has shown We also have to look at the legal that in actual fact WLC had issued a implications and, where appropriate, seek Colin McGill

“As a resident of the town for “I think the area would lend “I have lived all my life in Linlithgow over 30 years, like many other itself to a plantation of small and was born on the High Street... people, I am appalled at the ornamental trees, with The Cross has become an eyesore eyesore which has been left at paving to cut down on the site in the middle of the old for both locals and tourists... town opposite the Cross... maintenance and a seat positioned a little way McCarthy and Stone needs Secondly if it is irrefutably back from the road.” to take responsibility... confirmed that MandS have Kirsty Leonard We need answers TODAY AND fulfilled their obligations and NOT TOMORROW.” therefore have no responsibility for the mess, the focus has to Les Neary turn on the council... Finally, what are our elected “I do believe that McCarthy representatives doing about and Stone are dodging its this, our three councillors and, responsibilites, however West “In my opinion the planning as planning is a devolved Lothian Council should now step department should take full matter, our MSP Fiona Hyslop.” up and do something about the responsibility... the residents and the town (left) in total despair. Linda Hardie situation as it is to them we are READERS OPINIONS paying Council Tax.” Criminal really.” Mary McCann Valerie Dillon

4 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 “How un-astonished I am to hear that WLC find themselves unable to resolve the issue of the gap site created... With centuries of legislation behind us, WLC have been stitched up like a bunch of amateurs.” Alan D Hannan

“The claim that the underground conditions prevent them from completing the development is clearly spurious... It raises the question of why they demolished the building rather than renovate it.” David Atkinson

I wonder if West Lothian Council has learned any lessons from the situation?... It is just yet another example of WLC not doing enough for Linlithgow’s taxpayers.” Jim Hannan

“The town centre looks “shabby” for residents and visitors... “Yes, WLC could... do more for Linlithgow residents.” Paul Topping

“I am a retired lawyer...specialty criminal law... (not a planning lawyer Ed)... hard to believe... wonder what an expert in planning law would say... has been a clear breach of contract... I have no doubt that the Council could sue the developer for damages - why has it not done so?... It may be that a public spirited lawyer with relevant experience of such cases would be willing to assist.” Andrea Burns

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This article is part of a series of updates for 2020 which aim to keep readers on top of key planning applications and other developments The Vennel Redevelopment that will have a significant impact on the town. Previous articles have described the role of the planning system and the big planning issues. Remember that if you want more detailed information on planning applications, go onto the Council’s website (www.westlothian.gov. /// uk) and search under “Planning Portal”. If you are looking for more information on planning policies and land allocations, you can view the West Lothian Local Development Plan (adopted 2018) online. By far, the biggest planning issues facing the town continue to be current and future housing applications and the town’s historic High Street. Previous articles have discussed the need for new housing but with concerns about infrastructure. The threat to the appearance of our historic High Street caused by the two unsightly gap sites continues to draw comment, with development/ completion appearing to have ‘stalled’ at the time of writing. In terms of keeping up to date with important planning applications and other matters, the following may be of interest, based on our understanding of the issues and timescales involved: Wilcoxholm Farm (Planning permission in principle application for approximately 200 houses) (Application reference 0340/P/19). access is through the wall to the south of the property. The At the time of writing, it is not known if the additional information required to address issues which arose during the consultation proposed access does not appear to impact on the form of the process has been submitted and what impact this will have on the ‘Rigg’ to the rear of the property, nor to encroach into too much application. The situation continues to be monitored. of the garden area. There is no other parking available and conversion back to a house is to be welcomed. Preston Farm, off Preston Road (pre application consultation reference 1097/PAC/19). In addition to the draft Planning Guidance on the Vennel, (Approximately 60 houses) Since the pre-application community there were a number of other items of potential planning interest, consultation event in December 2019, an application for an which were considered at recent Council meetings: Environmental Impact Assessment (EIA) Screening Opinion has Planning Guidance: Planning for Nature: Development been made ( 0060/EIA/20). It is the view of the applicant that in Management and Wildlife terms of the relevant regulations, an EIA is not required. Should The guidance supports Local Development Plan policies which this view be accepted by the Council, it is vital that the application seek to ensure that protected habitats and species are considered is accompanied by thorough assessments of the impact of appropriately when the Council takes decisions on planning development on the landscape setting of the site, wildlife/ applications. protected species and the historic environment (i.e. the Union Canal and the Category ‘A’ listed Preston House). Next West Lothian Local Development Plan Timetable for preparation of the next Local Development Plan (LDP2). A draft It is also important that the full impact of the development plan for consultation is expected in spring 2022 rather than spring on local infrastructure, particularly schools and roads is known 2020. This delay is mainly due to the new Planning Act and and the appropriate measures/funding put in place to mitigate Scottish Government’s publication of secondary legislation these impacts. and guidance. High Street Gap Sites - at the time of writing, there appears West Lothian Parking Strategy to have been no further movement on the McCarthy & Stone Appointment of consultants to carry out parking strategy (Templars Court) and the Victoria Hall sites. Both the Linlithgow development work. Planning Forum and the Linlithgow Civic Trust continue to discuss ways in which satisfactory solutions might be found to Draft Planning Guidance: enable development of both sites. House Extension and Alteration Design Guide Sets out matters which householders should consider when The Vennel Redevelopment - readers will recall the draft Planning proposing to alter or extend their property and submit a Guidance produced by the Council in 2017, relating to the potential planning application. re-use or redevelopment of land and buildings in the vicinity of the Vennel. The proposals were the subject of extensive public Draft Supplementary Guidance: consultation in 2017. The Council will now be seeking committee Wind Energy Development. approval to ascertain the market viability of any future Sets out the Council’s proposed approach to consideration of development proposals. The Linlithgow & Linlithgow Bridge proposals for wind energy developments and the requirements Community Council was successful in its participation request and that developers should meet when submitting such proposals. has agreed terms with WLC for its involvement in the initial stages

of this project.

Annet House - a planning application (1268/FUL/19) has been Joyce Hartley submitted for a change of use from museum to a house, and Linlithgow and Linlithgow Bridge Community Council - alterations including formation of vehicular access. The vehicular Planning Forum

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ONE LINLITHGOW UPDATE We’re working on a brand-new edition of the Linlithgow Visitor Guide. It was last updated in 2018, so it’s high time for a makeover! We’re working in partnership with other groups across Linlithgow to produce a publication that better reflects Linlithgow’s tourism offering, while making directions to Linlithgow more prominent (for guides distributed outside Linlithgow). It’ll start distribution in April, so keep your eyes peeled for it! If you’d like to request extra copies for your business, please just get in touch and we’ll be more than happy to oblige.

We’re still dealing with a backlog of enquiries after West Lothian Council issued our invoices with the name of the wrong BID on them, while pressing ahead with all the great projects we have in store! We like to try to meet everyone in person, so if we haven’t got back to you yet, please rest

/// assured we will soon! You can keep in touch by contacting [email protected] or calling us on 01506 205308. If you give us your e-mail address, we’ll sign you up to our mailing list, too.

We’ll shortly be issuing a business-specific survey about starting a monthly Linlithgow Market. It’s important we do it in a way that helps, not hinders, our bricks-and-mortar businesses, so please keep an eye on our social media and mailshots.

Please remember that we’re available in person at our 28 The Vennel office between 10am – 2pm every day except Thursday. On Thursday, it’s Playbugs at Mill Road. We can also visit you at your place of business by appointment. It’s always best to make an appointment, but we know not everybody’s business runs that way and we are committed to being available to all businesses in the BID area.

Our revamped security kits have been flying off the shelves (perhaps unsurprisingly, as they are free of charge to businesses in the One Linlithgow BID area!). If you haven’t had one yet, or if you just need a partial kit to replenish the bits you don’t yet have, please contact us through the usual channels. Likewise, if your UV lamp needs a new bulb, your detector pen has run out of iodine, or your forensic marking liquid has run out, we’re committed to keep everybody’s security tip-top!

8 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT BUSINESS & ENTERPRISE With trademark Crannog tartan bowls of in 1984. She subsequently studied corned beef stovies, homemade Scottish for a qualification in catering and cheddar macaroni, mince ‘n’ tatties, and accommodation, also completing a Scottish cheese platter, it’s not difficult a teacher training course. to predict what will be popular choices. “I did teaching for a short while at The extensive menu also features Falkirk High and elsewhere, but it a vegetarian soup of the day, and a wasn’t for me. My real passion has “pudding of the day”, which will almost always been for catering.” CRANNOG certainly be a traditional Scottish dish. In her career, Shonagh has been head Wherever possible, locally sourced chef for Gardner Merchant at TSB ingredients will be used throughout. headquarters in Edinburgh, spent several To describe Shonagh Brown, who has For Shonagh, who has achieved a years as head of catering at Sky HQ in taken over the popular Café Delights number of “highs” in many years in Livingston, and also had spells with the on Linlithgow High Street, as catering, Crannog is the realisation franchise at pubs in South Queensferry “experienced” does scant justice to her of a long-held dream. and Kirkliston. hugely varied background in catering. “It was in 2007 I first tried to open But over the years she has done a large Now called Crannog by Shonagh, in a café in Linlithgow but for various amount of catering both for corporate memory of the ancient dwelling houses reasons it hasn’t worked out over the and private celebrations. She intends said to have been constructed on islands opening Crannog to meet any years. I know Dick and Sheenah who requirements. on Linlithgow Loch, the name does had Cafe Delights, and when they said more than reflect the rich history of the they were retiring and was I interested Shonagh moved to Linlithgow in 1988 - Royal Burgh. in taking over, I jumped at the chance. her husband Malcolm is area manager It also serves as a pointer to the They have been very supportive and for Historic Environment Scotland - and traditional Scottish nature of a number I’m really grateful to them.” has become well known for her catering for St Michael’s Parish Church Women’s /// of dishes, with which Crannog hopes to Shonagh said she had always had a tantalise the taste buds of locals and Guild and other local groups and visitors alike. passion for food, having graduated with organisations. a BA degree in Home Economics from Queen Margaret College in Edinburgh

COMPLETE HEALTH and catering, and he has taken part In 1989, eight in a huge range of cookery classes and years after AT THE MILLSTONE courses. The latest is at West Lothian marrying College, where he’s on a 3-year Sandra, they It’s fair to say there was much accelerated professional cookery came to disappointment locally when Gail course, which he’s been allowed to Scotland, and he Wright announced she was moving undertake with evening classes: served 13 years on from Complete Health to pastures at Kinloss and new, but fears that the popular health “I had been looking for an avenue Lossiemouth. food store would cease to exist have into some sort of career in cooking, They raised two proved unfounded, much to the relief however tenuous the connection, and daughters who of hundreds of regular customers. when I saw Complete Health was up were still up North with their families. for sale last year I was immediately When he left the RAF in 2002, they had The new owners, Paul and Sandra interested.” Batchford, admit they are on a “steep moved to Central Scotland where he learning curve”. Paul, for whom Paul said that it was while on a photo could get more freelance photography running Complete Health is a dramatic assignment some 15 years ago covering work. change of career after a lifetime as a a Forth Valley College graduation at “Sandra started work as a nursery photographer in the RAF then civvy Stirling Castle that he suffered a very nurse with Lesley Nock, the wife of an street, said that he and his wife were serious heart attack: old RAF colleague Chris who had just loving every minute of it. “I started to dream of leaving my job, started their own nursery at Oakwell “The customers are delightful and which involved covering graduations near Philpstoun, where Sandra still there is a lovely community feel about in Scotland, Northern England, Ireland, works.” the shop. Although Sandra had and Northern Ireland, with a team Paul said he had helped his friend Chris reservations initially, she has been under me, and had become really look after 700 free-range hens for a time completely won over. Gail has been stressful. I realised that full-time brilliant in helping us get established, catering could be just as stressful, and before photography work took over. given the extensive range of stock in I hoped I could find a suitable opening He added, “Sandra and I hope here. Many customers have also been somewhere. Now I have!” customers will be patient with us as great giving us advice - and often we learn the business. We will be locating products among the huge Paul, who is originally from array on the shelves.” Nottingham, said in his 25 years as bringing in a few new products, some a photographer in the RAF he served like cured salmon I’ll be making, The career change for Paul is perhaps in the first Gulf War, Kosovo, The but it would be silly to change not as dramatic as it might appear. He Falklands after the conflict, and anything dramatically.” admits to being “obsessed” by food in Germany.

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Ross has recently been Tell us more about your album What have been your inspirations travelling the world with My album, called The Roke, will be for the Album performances in Australia at released on my 25th Birthday on After being a finalist in the 2019 BBC 9th March and is a reflection of years of Radio Scotland Young Traditional The Royal Edinburgh Military hard work honing my skills as a piper Musician of the Year, a Danny Kyle Tattoo, Sydney, Ghana for and composer. Award Winner at Celtic Connections the Caledonian Society of The Roke is the tune of the Ancient and and also winning the World Pipe Band Ghana’s Burns Supper and Royal Burgh of Linlithgow and I enjoy Championships with Inveraray and France for the Breton Pipe Band playing it every year when I wake up District Pipe Band I felt it was time to Championships with Bagad Cap the town at 6 am on Marches Day. record my music. Caval. He is on tour in Germany It’s full title is The Roke, The Row, The tunes on this instrumental album as this issue is released. and the Wee Pickle Tow. are all either my compositions or my In this, my debut album, I have favourite tunes to play. The music He kindly managed to find swapped the competition platform for ranges from tunes I played in pipe bands some time to do an interview a contemporary sound featuring full given a new twist to modern Reels and for the Black Bitch magazine to band arrangements, some stripped Jigs played with passion and verve. give us details on his upcoming back performances and everything in between. There’s even a pipe quartet Can we see you play locally? debut album. where I perform all four parts. Yes! The live launch of the album will The album is co-Produced with be in Linlithgow. I have assembled the At what age did you start piping? Craig Irving, a BBC Young Folk Award whole band who played on it and we I began learning the chanter aged 7 winner and former member of Scottish will be playing at The Queen Margaret at Caber Feidh Bagpipes in Inverness. bands Mànran and Talisk. Craig also Hall, Blackness Road, Linlithgow on I got the lessons in the tiny shop in the played guitar on the album. Saturday 28th March at 8pm. £10 and Victoria Market. I received my pipes for I assembled a great band for his album. £8 for concessions for a fabulous night. Christmas when I was 8, the pipes are The musicians are some of my favourite It’s also family orientated ie. tea coffee a family heirloom from my Great Aunt to make music with and their input on etc. No bar. and I still have them now. the album brought the music and ideas to life. They are: Charlie Stewart (BBC You can get tickets from Kapital Kilts Is music your full time career? Young Traditional Musician of the Year 2017) on fiddle and double bass, Rory on Linlithgow High Street, (Thanks to Music is my full time career, I combine Matheson (Fara) on Piano, Callum Mark and team for your support), my teaching on Arran, Wellington School in Edwards (Red Hot Chilli Pipers) website and I’m sure my Dad will have Ayr and private lessons including Skype on Drums and Craig Baxter lessons to the USA. I play at weddings, (Gnoss) on Bodhran. some. It would be great to fill the hall ceilidhs and perform at concerts, festivals with lots of local faces. and other events all over the place. It will be available to buy through my website www.rossmillermusic.com and also available to stream on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music and Bandcamp.

10 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 COMMUNITY /// THE DONALDSON TRUST

In recent months we’ve also grown our community engagement, with more groups than ever before using our facilities to deliver training, weekly classes, meetings and more. From swimming lessons to cooking and gymnastics, we want to make sure the Donaldson Trust building is fully utilised and reflects the community in Linlithgow. We also held our first Parliamentary Reception at the end of January, hosted by Fiona Hyslop, local Constituency MSP for Linlithgow. Laura Watkins is the Chief A hugely successful evening, the event Executive of the Donaldson Trust, The importance of raising provided us with an opportunity to Scotland’s leading charity for awareness of neurodiversity showcase the positive work done at the neurodiversity, which is based Recently we launched the Donaldson Donaldson Trust each and every day on Preston Road, Linlithgow. to support young people living with Established in 1850, the Trust’s new 10-year strategy. The 10- year strategy ensures that the Trust neurodiversities, as well as introduce Donaldson Trust has provided our plans for the future. much needed education and extends its reach to a wider group of other learning and development people across Scotland by providing support throughout its history a range of services that promote and support the needs of neurodivergent What does the future hold for and has recently announced the Donaldson Trust? plans to increase its support to individuals. neurodiverse individuals The Donaldson Trust currently As Scotland’s leading charity for young and old. operates a number of services from neurodiversity we will promote our headquarters in Linlithgow. Our and develop good practice Learning Centre supports young related to neurodiversity within Do you know what neurodiversity is? people with complex additional education services, organisations Despite one in seven people in the UK support needs up to the age of 18, and businesses. We will work in being neurodivergent, neurodiversity by providing tailored educational collaboration with partners to improve is a word many people haven’t heard services to meet the individual needs accessibility and inclusivity for of before or don’t understand. of each pupil. neurodivergent people, and through our work with neurodivergent As Scotland’s leading charity for #JunX10n is our transitional support individuals will improve the neurodiversity, we at the Donaldson service for neurodiverse young people representation of neurodiversity Trust are committed to educating aged between 14 and 25. It provides a socially, politically and culturally. people in Linlithgow and across safe space, guidance, mentoring, and Scotland on what neurodiversity is bespoke support, with person-centred Additionally, we want to build on and how we can all work together plans for each individual we work our existing relationships with to improve the life experiences of with across the central belt. individuals, organisations and schools neurodivergent people. in Linlithgow to create a neurodiverse Connect works in partnership aware community and town. Neurodiversity is something that with individuals, organisations individuals of all ages across the and businesses to increase the country can identify as being. understanding of neurodiversity If you’d like to find out more Neurodiversities have a wide and improve the experiences of spectrum that covers a range of neurodivergent people. about the Donaldson Trust and hidden neurological conditions, the services we offer, or learn such as but not limited to Autism, more about how you can work Asperger’s, ADHD, Dyslexia, Making an impact with us to spread neurodiversity Dyspraxia, Tourette’s and social This year has already proven to be an anxiety. awareness, contact info@ exciting one for the Donaldson Trust donaldsons.org.uk. Being neurodiverse means that an and we’re only just getting started. individual may think and learn in Not only have we launched our vision a different way to others. For some for the future, but we’ve grown our Laura Watkins people, their neurodiversity can mean staff base with ten new members that they are better at some things of staff across HR, Estates, IT and Chief Executive than many other people. Learning Support. of the Donaldson Trust

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Want to comment? Get in touch at: [email protected] 13 COMMUNITY /// TEN THOUSAND VISITORS TO LINLITHGOW MUSEUM tea, coffee and home baking provided by our volunteers – this time the Fair includes a professional valuation service from Trevor Kyle of auction house Lyon & Turnbull. The Fair is open 9am-4pm and admission is just £1. The valuations will run from 10am-2pm, on a first- come, first-served basis, at the cost of 2 items for £5. So why not have a look through your attic and see if there is something you can bring along. You never know – you might just get a nice surprise! Meanwhile, work is continuing in the museum itself. The latest developments include the creation of gallery summaries in eight different languages - French, Spanish, German, Italian, Dutch, Japanese, Chinese and Bruce?”, and on 24th April by a repeat The new Linlithgow Museum Gaelic. These will shortly be available, of retired Consultant Psychiatrist welcomed its 10,000th visitor helping more visitors than ever to Dr Tom Brown’s talk on “Wombs, in February, ten months after understand the history of Linlithgow. it opened its doors for the Witches and Wars - a history of psychosomatic illness through The museum is also planning an very first time. The visitors in the ages”. Easter version of its Christmas question - Ashleigh Stewart (10), scavenger hunt, which proved very The final talk, by Linlithgow’s resident Sophie Aitken (6) and Phoebe popular with younger visitors. historian Bruce Jamieson, is part two Aitken (2) - were presented Details of this will be released soon. with flowers as they entered of his presentation on “Mary Stewart: the museum. Fact and Fiction.” It takes place on 15th May. According to Norman, there The museum is already planning are many people to thank for “We were delighted to welcome an Autumn series of talks, with a real the ongoing success of the Ashleigh, Sophie and Phoebe to the mix of topics and presenters, but, if museum, but top of the list are the museum, and we hope that they anyone has any suggestions, talks volunteers who give up their time enjoyed their visit,” said Norman organiser Alison Train would be and expertise to help. More are Dowie, Chair of Linlithgow Heritage delighted to hear from you. Trust, the charity behind the museum. required, however, and the museum You can contact her on enquiries@ “We like to offer a warm welcome to is particularly keen to find people to linlithgowmuseum.org. all our visitors, but there is something help in the galleries. Each shift lasts special about hitting the 10,000th She also has a tip for those who three hours and is not onerous. It visitor mark – especially as it’s been have missed out on tickets this time simply involves welcoming visitors less than a year since we opened.” – become a member of Linlithgow and manning the till in the shop. Heritage Trust. Membership costs “The Trust is busy evaluating all only £15 per year (£10 for concessions) So if you have three hours free per the activity undertaken so far and a and entitles you to preferential week (or per fortnight) and would wider report, beyond visitor numbers, booking for events, among other like to find out more, please get will be prepared shortly,” added things. in touch. Call Julia Branch on Norman. “Having said that, we can 01506 670677 or email julia@ already report that our Spring Talks All the money earned from series has been a success – given membership fees and ticket sales linlithgowmuseum.org. that it has virtually sold out.” is used to keep the museum up and running, and this is also the purpose The Spring Talks series kicked off in of the upcoming Antique, Vintage & February with a discussion on “Trial Collectors Fair, which takes place in by Media” by Alex Adamson, looking Linlithgow Academy on Saturday at the press reporting of crime during Event 21st March. the 1800s. It will be followed on 20th Spring Talks March by Scott McMaster’s talk on As well as the usual features – dozens 20 “The Outlaw King; how accurately of stalls; ample free parking; hot food Mar did Hollywood portray Robert the provided by The Coffee Neuk; and

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SPRING CLEAN YOUR HOUSEPLANTS...

e had a lovely short break in January on the If you have a very bright ‘sunny’ W‘floating flowerpot’ – Madeira. The weather is position that gets sun for much of the rather like our summers at that time of year but you day you would choose succulents and are surrounded with all manner of ornamental plants, cacti. Ironically because they are often most of which we would have to grow inside back from deserts they will tolerate quite home. Madeira’s plants have arrived on the island by cool night time temperatures (10oC) ship from every part of the world but you recognise so and very hot daytime temperatures. many of them as plants we are offered as houseplants. Most houseplants will enjoy a position where it is ‘easy to read all day’ and you do need to check minimum Sunny succulent temperature as they will vary between planters outside in Madeira. 7 and 15oC. On east and west facing windowsills and up to 5ft from a window you can enjoy Spider Plant, Devil’s Ivy, Umbrella Plant and Draceana amongst many others. Then last month I had a spare day down south and Tropical lushness of Dracaenas and peace lilies. popped out to RHS Right: Peace Lily and Goosefoot Garden Wisley to If you can only just read a newspaper at midday we would plant as groundcover. see their display call this a ‘shady’ position and Peace Lily, Mother-in-law’s of houseplants Tongue and the Cast Iron Plant will be very happy here. which had taken over a Victorian house set inside their big Pick up our free Purple Piglet Project leaflet when you glasshouse. There wasn’t any space for humans in the house come to choose your new resident Houseplants! because it was full of plants which provided amusement and a delightful spectacle for the many visitors on a cold winter’s day. Dougal Philip and Lesley Watson, New Hopetoun Gardens

so much more than just a garden centre Plants up the stairs at RHS Garden Wisley, featuring Spider Plants, www.newhopetoungardens.co.uk Devil’s Ivy, and the fashionable succulent Rhipsalis.

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16 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 COMMUNITY /// LINLITHGOW POLICE NEWS Constable Andrew Murray and Constable Peter Robertson are the community officers based in Linlithgow Police station, which is now located within the newly refurbished Tam Dalyell House at Linlithgow Partnership Centre, High Street, Linlithgow. They are keen to get involved in local community issues and want to hear your views and opinions on these issues. We will be publishing an article in the magazine every month, covering ongoing community issues which we are keen to address within the ward. There is also a public assistance desk at the station, which is open from 9am to 5pm Monday to Friday.

PARK AND STRIDE PARKING IN WINTER ROAD SAFETY Excellent news - schools are back LINLITHGOW > Ensure your car is winter ready – are your and pupils will be delighted to put Police Scotland are disappointed tyres, brakes, windscreen wiper blades and on their new clothes and shiny to report that despite several windows free from defects and clean? shoes and head off for another appeals to the residents that the > Make sure all your lights are term of fun filled education. inconsiderate and illegal parking in working order Question – what is the safest way is still continuing in the High > Be aware of changing road conditions. for the kids to get to school is it Street and surrounding streets. In severe weather increase your stopping a) school bus distances Parking on single yellow lines b) walk (like everyone else had to > Drive too fast and you’ll put yourself and do when we were younger) Nearby signs should indicate others at risk. c) get dropped off by car as close when single yellow line > Prepare for longer journeys possible to the school gates along restrictions operate. Single yellow lines indicate areas where parking > Before setting off check local weather with dozens of others, on roads forecasts and heed warnings regarding which cannot possibly cope with the is prohibited at certain times. bad weather volume of cars resulting in 3 point There are no set rules about when > Don’t use a mobile phone or any device turns, children crossing between single yellow line restrictions vehicles and irate frustrated drivers which could distract you whilst driving. in a hurry to get somewhere... operate and the limits can vary > Drink driving – don’t risk it. street by street as well as between Road safety is the responsibility towns and cities. of everyone, so if your children are heading off to school have a think Parking on double yellow lines To find out details of future Linlithgow Community Police Surgeries, please log about how they are going to get Unless you hold a disabled there, unless there are mobility parking permit you cannot park onto West Lothian Police Facebook page issues the majority of children are on double yellow lines. or Linlithgow Facebook Page or capable of walking or if driving Neighbourhood Watch Scotland for consider a safe drop off. future dates or alternatively check Alternatively you could park legally local press for details. nearby and walk (Park and Stride) this would be good for both the environment and the waistline!!! 17 Especially after the festive period!!! A recent 2 hours Hi Viz foot You would be surprised that your patrol on the High Street and younger children may be all for surrounding streets resulted in this!!! Studies have shown that children who walk to and from 17 parking tickets being issued school arrive more alert and ready by one officer !!! to start the day. Remember adhere to the signs Share this with school children or pay the fines !!! and help keep them safe. TO CONTACT NEIGHBOURHOOD a police point of view it can be used to THE POLICE... WATCH SCOTLAND alert the public about: > Crime Trends – recent crimes 101 101 is the new number to contact Police Scotland is one of many that have occurred in their area, the police when it’s less urgent than 999. partnership agencies who are housebreakings etc. working alongside Neighbourhood > Missing Persons – Details of High Watch Scotland in order to develop Risk missing persons can be broadcast Alternatively you can email and promote the Alert system. to specific areas. westlothiancommunityeast@ This system allows users to receive Members of the public can register scotland.pnn.police.uk or pop alerts from Neighbourhood Watch online and the registration process into the police station at the library and Police Scotland. The idea being is very simple. You can register as an (Partnership Centre)and ask to that if there has been a recent crime individual or an association such as a speak to our Community officers, trend, then officers from Police residents association or community PC’s Murray and Hunter. Scotland can send an alert to all users council / community group…. who may be effected or who may have Or both!!!! Your Local Community an interest in the crime. The key to the Neighbourhood Watch Police – Linlithgow The alert would normally be received Alert system being a success is YOU, Website: www.scotland.police.uk by means of an email, however in we require the public to register Twitter: @policescotland urgent situations it can be sent by text online; the more people who register Facebook: message and / or voice message. The the better. You can register at www. www.facebook.com/policescotland scheme has numerous uses but from neighbourhoodwatchscotland.co.uk

17 THE “LANDSCAPES, BEES ARTS AND MINI SKIRTS”

Alasdair Wallace

It’s been a while since I talked A new exploration for Wallace has been novel, Mum & Dad - Tuesday 17th March, the combination of text and imagery, 11am, Linlithgow Burgh Halls, £10 about the Burgh Halls Gallery where disembodied words float amidst in any detail. It’s a beautiful light etched landscapes. You may find Kiran Millwood Hargrave the best- unexplained presences and clusters of selling author of The Girl of Ink and Stars space to exhibit in, and it’s not and The Way Past Winter, turns to the surprising that the quality of the incongruous objects. The work might intrigue and baffle you, but hopefully it witch trials for her first book for adults, art on display is always high. will also make you engage with the work The Mercies. It’s inspired by the real The latest exhibition by Glasgow imaginatively. events of the Vardø storm and the 1621 witch trials - Saturday 14th March, 3pm, artist Alasdair Wallace is called I hope my summary of this colourful St Peter’s Church, £5 “Settlements” and it includes new exhibition encourages you to pop in one Roger Morgan-Grenville knows a thing and recent paintings and prints. day for a look at The Gallery before the or two about hobbies, but he wasn’t exhibition finishes on 17th May. prepared for the life changing effect of Alasdair has exhibited widely since taking up bee-keeping in later life. On graduating from Glasgow School of Art Forth Valley Art Beat the surface, this is a story of two hapless in the 90’s, predominantly in Glasgow, Exhibitions often make me want friends and their attempts to become Edinburgh, London and New York. He to visit an artist’s studio to see the expert beekeepers, but in reality, it’s also regularly features in the SSA and process. Forth Valley Art Beat gives about something much more profound - RSA annual exhibitions in Edinburgh. you a chance to experience that on a Wednesday 25th March, 7pm, Linlithgow grand scale, and this year runs from Canal Tea Rooms, £5 The artist takes inspiration from the 13th-21st June. The artists involved city’s rural and urban fringe. He grew have not yet been announced but I And briefly: up in the western outskirts of Glasgow, hope to feature any local artists that are and his attitude to landscape remains planning to take part, so if that’s you Red Door coloured by childhood explorations of please get in touch. Get these dates in Red Door on 13th March, 23rd April, what seemed to him like a wilderness your diary, and perhaps plan to visit a 8th May, 19th June - tickets at Far from at the time. These ‘edge lands’ continue few studios and meet some artists at the Madding Crowd or reserve from to influence him, and his invented work. [email protected] landscapes are combined with oblique T. 07884 9509407. observations of real locations to present Far From the Madding Crowd a world that is at once recognisable Our local bookshop continues to host Linlithgow Arts Guild and unsettling. His art is suffused with an amazing selection of authors right The 50th Anniversary season of the the surrealism of the everyday. At any here in Linlithgow, as well as being a Arts Guild comes to a close on 25th one time there are many pieces of work welcoming place to shop for books, April, but before that you still have in progress in Wallace’s studio. Often stationery and gifts etc. Coming up….. a chance of catching mixed musical they overlap, leapfrog and interweave themes with the Kosmos Ensemble, with each other. Some paintings can be Joanna Trollope is coming back to a viola and piano duo and finally harp stalled, sometimes for years, until they Linlithgow! The perfect gift for Mother’s and saxophone with Babayaga. one day ‘make sense’ again alongside Day is surely hearing Joanna Trollope in www.linlithgowartsguild.co.uk some newer work. conversation, talking about her writing life, inspiration and her latest sumptuous

18 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 THE ARTS PUBLIC Art on the High Street John Smith Pat Swan [email protected].

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The striking “Black Bitch” sculpture, Ron said that among those who recently unveiled in a beautiful had funded the Black Bitch statue seated and landscaped setting were Linlithgow and Linlithgow Linlithgow Jazz on Linlithgow High Street, owes Bridge Town Management Group, Linlithgow Jazz on 4th April and 2nd May. much to a wide array of volunteer Linlithgow Town Centre Business The Line Gallery fundraisers and donors. Improvement District (an area now Ruth Nicol is exhibiting her new work “East But it’s fair to say the legendary black covered by the new One Llnlithgow Neuk” at The Line Gallery from March 14th greyhound from the Royal Burgh’s Improvement District), the Scottish until April 14th. ancient seal and coat of arms might Government’s Town Centre Fund, not be there atop it’s sandstone the Heritage Lottery Fund, and the plinth were it not for “One Man Burgh Trust itself. and His Dog”. Please do keep in touch so In addition, over £15,000 had come The title from the long-running from local voluntary organisations, that I know what’s going on - television series seems an apt [email protected]. analogy for the perseverance including the Crowdfunder I hope you have time to experience displayed by Ron Smith, convenor of campaign, Platform 3, Linlithgow some ART in the next few weeks. Linlithgow Burgh Trust’s Public Art and Bo’ness Rotary Club, and a very and Burgh Beautiful committees, in welcome substantial anonymous having the project - and later in the bequest. QUOTE OF THE MONTH year the St Michael sculpture at the Ron said everyone involved was Low Port - actually delivered. pleased about the reaction to the Black “the job of the artist is to always He received one of many plaudits for Bitch sculpture, and hopeful that the deepen the mystery” his tireless efforts from Provost Tom St Michael sculpture would meet Kerr at the recent unveiling ceremony, expectations. Both had been widely who affectionately described him as consulted on. “a bloody nuisance”. He added, “We were pleased to work The Provost said that he wanted with local primary schools in making to thank all the fundraising the pupils more aware of Linlithgow’s organisations, crowdfunders and insignia of the Black Bitch and ART OUTINGS individuals who had contributed. St Michael, and we will be publishing “Ron Smith deserves a huge thank their drawings and stories in a book MARY QUANT AT THE you, not only for the success today, later this year.” V&A DUNDEE OPENS ON but for taking Linlithgow’s Art Project 4TH APRIL. forward.” Legends abound about the dog and the The sculptor, David Annand, said it addition of the tree, but, most likely the had been “a real privilege and joy to Black Bitch is a hunting dog, symbolising The V&A has become renowned for work with Ron and his team of storm- the Royal hunts around Linlithgow. its spectacular fashion retrospectives troopers on the Black Bitch The most popular of the legends concerns and this is the first one to travel and Dudley the Cat”. a law-breaker sentenced to death for his (David sculpted Dudley, also in bronze, in crimes by being chained to an oak tree to Dundee. Over 400,000 visitors memory of the well-known cat owned by on a small island in Linlithgow Loch. saw it in London so I think it will be the late Liz Burrows, a founder member of However, much to the surprise of the Burgh Beautiful. It’s situated at Linlithgow townspeople, the chained criminal worth a day out. Mary Quant was the Canal Basin near her home). remained alive and well. Through closer designer who brought miniskirts to The artist added, “Burgh Beautiful observation, it became apparent that his the mainstream and this exhibition is positively contaminated with pet, a black greyhound bitch, had been obsessives who are total fanatics providing him with food and water by revels in the style and rebellious spirit about looking after this lovely historic swimming across to the island during embodied by women in the Swinging town. Thank goodness for them all... the night. Rather than reward the dog’s I hope it is never-ending.” loyalty to his master, the town’s powers- Sixties. The building is worth a visit in that-be chained the dog to the tree! Ron Smith, who for most of his career itself, or if your other half isn’t in was a town planner with leading roles Over the years, this traditional tale of to fashion. in a number of regeneration projects in canine loyalty has been adopted by the the Gorbals and elsewhere in Glasgow, people of Linlithgow to the extent that said working with so many public- every person born and bred in the town spirited people on the Art Project is proud to be called a “Black Bitch”, had been “a great privilege”. irrespective of race or gender.

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Linlithgow and District Allotment Society (LADAS) POTATOES > In week 1 sow Broad Beans in pots inside > Sow seeds of early Brussels Sprouts in for planting out in spring. week 3. I usually start mine off in the Many thanks to those of you who > Sow early types of Peas such as ‘Meteor’ greenhouse or indoors. braved the wind, rain, sleet and outside under cloches in week 1. On our > Plant spring planting Garlic towards the snow flurries to come to our Potato allotment mice and voles will eat pea end of the month. Day on 22 February and buy some and bean seeds unless they are soaked > Sow Tomato seeds in a propagator seed potatoes. For information in paraffin before planting. Nothing else in the greenhouse in week 3. about growing potatoes please go seems to work. I have given up sowing to our website, which is at https:// peas and beans in my plot and now grow > Sow Kohl Rabi seeds inside in week 4 linlithgowallotments.org.uk them in the greenhouse until they are > Harden off Cauliflower seedlings sown about six inches high before planting out. earlier, ideally in a cold frame or outside > Continue to dig in or mulch your Rodents will leave them alone then. covered with horticultural fleece. vegetable plot with compost or manure > In week 1 sow Chilli and Sweet Pepper > Maincrop Peas can be sown outside in in preparation for next year’s crops. seeds in a propagator. They need to be week 4. > As the weather gets colder, protect kept warm to germinate. The minimum air temperature they need to germinate > As always, keep on top of the weeding tender plants with cloches or fleece. is 600F (15.50C), the ideal being 850F (290C). as weeds can smother young crops and harbour pests and disease. Things to do on your vegetable > In week 2 sow Broad Beans outside plot in March under a cloche. If you are interested in having a plot please contact us via our website on https:// Things really get going in the > Sow Celery and Celeriac seeds inside in week 2. linlithgowallotments.org.uk and ask to vegetable garden in our area this month. be added to the waiting list. As always, be guided by the weather when > In week 2 prepare the soil in your sowing or planting outside. The average vegetable plot for Courgettes, Pumpkins date for the last frost in the Linlithgow area and Squashes. To do this, dig a planting Paul Taylor Chair, is the second week of May so I cover most pocket for each plant about a spade’s Linlithgow and crops with horticultural fleece or cloches depth and about one foot (30cm) square. District Allotment until the weather warms up a bit. Fill the hole with well-rotted manure Society (LADAS) > Start chitting Potatoes early in the month. or compost ready for receiving your plants in June. > Sow summer Cabbages indoors - week 1. > Week 3 sow early Carrots under cloches.

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Want to comment? Get in touch at: [email protected] 23 HISTORY /// Previous image: Linlithgow High LINLITHGOW Street in the 19th century with CURLING ‘The Red Lion’ on the right. CLUB There were a few critics of the 1820 – 2020 early organisation – with the Rev James Dobie declaring that it would encourage foul language and Sabbath breaking. However, that seems Bruce Jamieson unlikely given the composition of the early club. Some were elders of the kirk and all were sincerely dedicated Sir George Harvey’s painting of Linlithgow Provost John Boyd was to upholding the good name of their curlers on a frozen loch, 1835. commanded by Lord Advocate, Sir sport and, if anything, somewhat William Rae, to “keep careful watch severe in their demeanour. inlithgow Curling Club is 200 against any radical activity in your Lyears old – an anniversary burgh”. Boyd wrote back saying Their rather strict approach did celebrated at a dinner in the Burgh not go down well with the younger that he believed the inhabitants curlers in the burgh who decided, in Halls on February 8th. Curling was of Linlithgow were “folk of good played in Linlithgow long before the 1830, to form a breakaway club, “The Christian character who will toe the Linlithgow Juvenile”. This was no advent of an organised sport and at line and regularly attend the kirk.” least two early curling stones have bunch of ‘tearaways’ however, as the been found on the bed of the loch. It is recorded in Council Minutes rules of the fledgling group stated Lying there also is the cauldron that in order to keep the populace that all members had to be brought to the bonspiel in 1964 by attending church during the severe “of respectable character”. Mrs Judy Gray. Full of hot soup, she winters of the early 1820s, Provost The Senior Club were not impressed placed it beside the curlers until they Boyd advocated the installation of at this splinter-group challenge and were ready for lunch – and through heating stoves in St. Michael’s and for some time the members refused to the ice it melted – the soup long gone this was duly done. And during those accept invitations to a match from the cold – the memory still warm. severe, early 19th century winters rival club. When they did eventually there was something else to occupy meet, the victory achieved by the the attention of the populace - curling Juniors was met stoically by the on the loch. older curlers.

The bonspiel on Linlithgow Loch in the 1960s. The Linlithgow Curling Club began on January 22nd, 1820 when ten ‘good men and true’ sat down to duly Sir George Harvey’s early 19th constitute the local organisation. century sketch of curling on Following the French and Napoleonic Linlithgow Loch. Wars, the Scottish economy was in What better game to keep the spirits a perilous state. Unemployment was up and divert disaffected men from high – swelled by returning soldiers opposing the rule of law than curling and sailors. Discontent with the and so the Linlithgow curlers were, aristocratic government was rife in 1820, formed into an organisation and mutiny was in the air. designed to standardise the laws A scene from a Linlithgow Loch bonspiel. In April 1820 a band of protesting of the game and bring cooperation workers was intercepted by troops amongst players. Feelings remained strained for and dealt with in no uncertain terms. An annual subscription of one some time but, in 1864, the two Eighty-eight men were accused of shilling was asked of all members – a organisations did agree to treason and two ringleaders were trifling sum today but in 1820 it could combine forces to take on a City later executed. buy you five nights accommodation of Edinburgh team. with dinner in Mckenzie’s Inn (later The mid 19th century was a period the Golden Lion - and then The Red of intensely cold winters and in Lion - and now Bar Leo). December 1847 the water on the loch froze nightly for over 10 days. By January 1848, the ice had reached 10 inches thick – the depth required by the British army before marching men are allowed to walk on frozen lakes. And the ice had to be thick, as over 6000 folk packed on to it to take part in or to spectate at a magnificent bonspiel. Lunch was taken in the field in front of Bonnytoun House - the The memorial near Bonnybridge home of Provost Dawson. commemorating the insurrection of 1820.

24 BLACK BITCH ISSUE 72 MARCH 2020 “My favourite aspect is the feedback you COMMUNITY get through evaluation. This is always LINLITHGOW constructive in that positives are highlighted along with areas for future SPEAKERS CLUB improvement.” Linlithgow Speakers Club meets every Palms sweating, dry mouth, heart other Tuesday at 7.30 – 9.30pm at the thumping and the sudden urge Mel Grey Centre next to the Canal. to run from the room! This is the The first 3 meetings are free, so anyone way many of us feel when we are can come along to see what we do. asked to speak, whether we are in We will be holding a public ‘Open a meeting, giving a presentation Evening’ on Tue 21st April in The

to work colleagues or (perish Lowport Centre, Linlithgow. /// the thought!) asked to give a If you have a presentation to give Best Man speech. and it keeps you awake at night, get Help is at hand in the form of Linlithgow tongue-tied in meetings or you just want Speakers Club. Part of the renowned to be entertained, why not come along to Toastmasters International organisation, Linlithgow Speakers to see how it this group meets fortnightly to give could help you. A section of the painting members a chance to practise speaking “The Linlithgow Grand Match” in a variety of situations, but always in by Charles Lees. a safe, friendly and non-judgemental environment. On the right (R to L) are Andrew Gillon of Wallhouse, Linlithgow The ethos of the club is quite simple – solicitor, Robert Glen (in flat cap) everything is run for the members by and Provost Adam Dawson. the members. Speeches are given and evaluated, every meeting has a team of After 1848, the mini ice age came to an end and when the loch did not ice helpers to ensure its smooth running over so often, the question of creating and mentors can be assigned to guide a shallow pond that would quickly newcomers through their journey. As well freeze over was mooted. Eventually, as speaking, there are opportunities to Captain Stewart of Balvormie practise leadership skills. (Bormie) gave permission for curling In our modern world, there is an rinks to be constructed on his land, increasing demand for people who can high in the Bathgate Hills. communicate effectively and be part of Key Facts: Winters continued to be warmer than teams. Communication and Leadership Linlithgow Speakers Club before and with membership of both training is at the heart of a Toastmasters 2020 Dates: March 10th & 24th, April 7th clubs dropping it was decided, at a Speakers Club and this is what we do at in Mel Gray Room, Linlithgow Union Canal meeting in the Red Lion in 1884, to Linlithgow Speakers. Members can gain Society, Canal Basin, Manse Road, EH49 6AJ) amalgamate the Senior and Junior confidence and skills using tried and April 21st (Open Evening in The Lowport Centre Clubs. With interest in the game tested methods, all at their own pace. growing, and thanks to the efforts of (opposite Tesco), 1 Blackness Rd, Linlithgow, local architect William Scott, another Club President, Colin Hervey, said, EH49 7HZ) pond was created behind the Burgh “Our philosophy is that Thereafter: Fortnightly in Mel Gray Room Halls and many a match was played communicating effectively is a skill as above. thereon - until the advent of indoor like any other – it can be learned rinks such as at Crossmyloof in and needs to be practised. This is Glasgow and others in Edinburgh. why we have regular meetings – Avril Stringer so that you keep improving and Distinguished Toastmaster, Linlithgow don’t become rusty.” www.linlithgowspeakers.org.uk

A 1950s map showing the curling pond behind the Burgh Halls. And indoors is where the club members still play - at the National Curling Academy in Stirling – proud members of a two centuries – old club.

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perform a symmetrical ballet above and below the water, and often include the unique prop of Bumble Bee Signs water weed in their display. It’s well worth going of Spring out to spot it. Something else will be flying around in spring. Writing this in February Bees, butterflies and other insects coming out of is a slightly odd sensation, hibernation will be very appreciative of any early as I’m talking about a season which is yet to arrive. But even now the first signs are appearing flowers in your garden (such as wood anemones, and by the time you read this, spring will have stinking hellebore and any flowering trees such truly sprung. as pussywillow and crabapple) as a source of nectar. It can also be worth recording the date Next time you’re outside listen out for birdsong. you first see different species of butterflies With the exception of robins, birds don’t waste and passing this information onto Butterfly their energy during the cold winter months Conservation, who use this data to monitor by singing, as they have no need to defend a the effect of climate change on butterflies. breeding territory. When you hear it, you can

/// actually pinpoint the bird that’s singing. Birds Speaking of flowers, head out for a walk in the woods and there will be flowers and buds will always try to sing from the tops of trees, Great posts or other structures with an unobstructed aplenty to welcome the new season. Lesser Crested high point, allowing the sound to travel further. celandine, a bright yellow wildflower, is already So follow the direction of the sound and look up carpeting the banks of the stream by Capstan Grebe at the ends of the higher branches. Walk. One of my favourite signs of spring is wild garlic - I’m probably a little early for it just now, Birds are often busy at this time of year, building nests and performing courtship displays. For but soon those star-shaped white flowers will be this reason please keep dogs on leashes when in blooming and that gorgeous garlicky scent will areas such as the loch, to minimise disturbance waft across the forest. Red Admiral to nests, especially those on the ground. I’m sure everyone has their own favourite sign of spring - the rich song of a blackbird, the excited Courtship can vary, but one of the highlights in Linlithgow is the great crested grebes, which flights in and out of a nest box by the local can be sighted from the wooden bridge up at blue tits, the sleepy buzz of a newly awakened the reed beds in the loch. These birds develop bumblebee, or perhaps that first delicate exquisite orange and black head plumes in hawthorn blossom. Whatever it is, make sure spring, which they were once hunted for to you get out and enjoy it. be made into hats. Thankfully they are now protected and can be watched performing their LUCY PURBRICK Wild Garlic elegant courtship in early spring. The two birds Wildlife, conservation and eco-living.

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Last year I declined an invitation to any of those tools that enable you to Most people know Linlithgow is have “the secrets” of a TV presenter’s extract the fixings holding down your twinned with a commune near Paris nail polish revealed to me. Not that floorboards. The latest figures show called Guyancourt. Less well known I didn’t think long and hard about around 38,000 nail bars operating in is its link to Grapevine, Texas, which it: but I finally gave way to a woman the UK, grossing over three-billion comes from the town being part of friend’s advice that the dismal state pounds in turnover. And although the of my cuticles would probably get work is done mostly by women, men a twinning arrangement crafted by me a lifetime ban from any future are reckoned to be responsible for a West Lothian. The question is why? events of a similar nature. “I suppose mushrooming of the customer base. I only ask because my usual source you’re right,” I admitted grudgingly. In some places couples are agreeing to for totally unnecessary information, “I might have been tempted to try include beauty and grooming costs in Garibaldi Waldie, is unavailable some of their products, and you their divorce settlements. at present due to his employment know how useless a man is until At one time Linlithgow High Street had as a part-time scarecrow in a field his nail varnish is dry.” Apparently banks and building societies standing fingernails like hair continue to grow of cabbages somewhere out on the shoulder to shoulder along its length. Blackness Road. after you die, but pop-up ads on Then it was hairdressers, wee cafes, and Google tend to decrease significantly shops selling weird things like fruit and Anyway, what possible connection which is something of a relief. veg. Now it’s nail bars. On the darker could there be between Linlithgow Stupidly, I forgot to ask if she thought side of the business, many manicurists a spray tan would be appropriate in south of the Border are victims of and its twin-towns? Actually, it preparation for my next job interview. human trafficking, Vietnamese women might well be alcohol, considering caught in the trap of what’s called at one time Guyancourt had 16 wine Thoughts about nails returned, modern slavery. It’s a thought I carry merchants for 614 inhabitants. And the however, as I passed along Linlithgow home with me. Perhaps countries need name ‘Grapevine’ tends to speak for High Street the other day. As one retail to have dirtier fingernails and cleaner itself when it comes to Bacchanalian business closes, it seems yet another minds. Nevertheless, there’s more festivals such as the Linlithgow’s nail bar takes up residence in the same important work to be done. I have nails Marches. Grapevine recently reported premises. And in case there’s any to file, although if I feel like it I might confusion here, they are not selling just dump them in the recycling bin. a significant increase in wineries in the town, in which case they would be impressed by the number of licensed

Illustration: Sandra Gibson. E: [email protected] premises in Linlithgow. I must remember to check this out with the locals next time I’m in the Lone Star State. On other hand, it could be murder and assassination that links us. Near Grapevine in 1934, two people with Scottish forenames – one called Bonnie and the other Clyde - shot dead two state troopers. A mere 360 years earlier a man with a Scottish surname, James Hamilton, shot dead the Earl of Moray from a position where the Court Hotel now sits. And if you ask what Guyancourt has to do with murder, well…they have the French headquarters of a famous global burger chain in their town. Slow death by animal fat and obesity maybe? Does that make sense? I must ask the Guyancourtois if they agree when they arrive later in the year. But before that please feel free to express your own opinions. As for me, I think I ought to go somewhere quiet and lie down for a bit.

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With a huge amount of support and internationals. donations from the West Coast Eagles, As well as both men’s and women’s sides West Lothian one of the biggest professional teams in playing their league fixtures and training Australia, the Eagles officially became a twice weekly in Linlithgow; the Eagles run constituted club in December 2017 and several major club events throughout the Eagles entered the Scottish Australian football year including the Ashley Palmer Trophy men’s league. In July of 2017 the club A Linlithgow which is a tournament hosted by the club formed its ladies’ team and was at Linlithgow Rugby Club on an annual based instrumental in the start of the 2018 basis. Ashley is a local lad who is Australian SARFLW which was the first ever incredibly passionate about the game and rules football women’s league in Scottish Australian was unfortunately involved in a terrible team - The Rules football. car accident and confined to a wheelchair. West Lothian The club has grown substantially since The event is an all gender tournament it’s formation and today has around 50 Eagles - is held in his honour and helps to keep members and is made up of players from Ashley active in the club and in the game. aiming to make an impact as one age 16 to 60 as well as a large supporting The club also holds an annual club BBQ, of 6 men’s and 4 women’s teams crew of family and friends of all ages club awards dinner, their Christmas night playing in the Scottish Australian making the Eagles one of the largest and out and also an end of season trip Rules Football Leagues (SARFL) most inclusive clubs in Scotland. Already (planned for Amsterdam in 2020). in 2020 around 10 new players have been this year. The club has players All these events are targeted to be as along to try training with the club, some family friendly as possible so there is a from West Lothian, Falkirk, of them never having played sport before, real spirit of togetherness around the Edinburgh, Fife and Australia and some have just moved to the area and Eagles. The club has also recently been looking to make friends and others who competes in the summer playing involved with local schools such as just wanted to try something they might fixtures at Linlithgow Rugby Club. Winchburgh Primary School to run never have heard of. The Eagles are always The Scottish version of Aussie sessions for the children to learn about on the lookout for new players and are the sport. Rules Football is a full contact happy to take on beginners who are keen game played on a rugby pitch with to learn something new! Most new players 9 players on each side kicking and who come along to the club have never hand passing a rugby shaped even seen a game of Aussie rules footy. You can find out more about West ball to try and score goals to Because of this the club has always prided Lothian Eagles or even join the club claim a victory. itself on welcoming newcomers and teaching beginners about the game. This on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. is achieved using the experience of the If you need or would like any further The West Lothian Eagles were founded Australian coaches some of whom played information on the club or how to join in 2016 as a group of about 10 friends the game professionally in Australia as up, please feel free to get in touch @ kicking a ball around and playing friendly well as several male and female players at [email protected] matches vs established Scottish clubs. the club being fully fledged Scottish

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