1 This is How You Got Me Naked A sexxxy comedic full-length play By Catherine Weingarten c. 2016 Catherine Weingarten Catherine Weingarten 575 Park Avenue, NYC, NY, 10065 610-715-8505
[email protected] 2 CHARACTERS(2F,2M) Jackie - 18, female, freshman, dorky, uber romantic, loves making spoon sculptures Monday - 18, female, freshman, really intense, hyper sexual, really into friendship. Alaska - 20, male, junior, dance major, obsessed with his body because his mother was a dancer, kinda into himself, little bit too honest but means well. Johnsonian - 35, male, Monday’s kinda boyfriend, very brooding, à la Wuthering Heights. *The characters can be played by diverse actors. Just be thoughtful about which race your casting for which role and what story that is telling. SETTING Fir Tree College in Vermont, specifically in the Reptile House, the coolest and most crae dorm on campus TIME Late October Note: ()=When a line is in parentheses it means it is quieter, hushed, smaller than a normal line Emoticons= inject the line with the spirit of the emoticon or just inject it at the end of the line *Misspellings are purposeful and intended to dictate rhythm and the way the characters talk to the actor. -The Verse like nature of the language is meant to show the actors how I hear the dialogue and the line breaks. A Note on Format and Language The reader will instantly notice the unique format of the script. The language eschews standard spelling, grammar, and line breaks, and all are deliberate personal choices of the writer and are done to emphasize character and emotional truth.