P"W™^| HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT ^TRINITY WED..FAIR. 40: THTI, PT T TP Body Less Than Away From Trinity Camp Strangled Woman Found In Zion Hill Cemetery D BY JONATHAN HEUSER News Writer • Grim reality shattered the relative peace of the Trinity campus when the body of a young woman was discovered last week in the Zion Hill Cemetery. According to Lieutenant Frederick D. Lewis of the Hartford Police Depart- ment, the body of nineteen year-old Sandra Rivera was found by a cemetery caretaker about noon on Sunday, March 4. Police investigators concluded that she had been strangled by hand but had .not been sexually assaulted. Ms. Rivera, of no certain address, had been arrested several times for pros- titution but had not been convicted. She was found with her white tank top, white rugby shirt and black wool sweater pulled up over her face, and wore nothing else except white socks and pink and white rosary beads around her neck, said Officer Lewis. Hartford police have no suspects and. few clues. "It's another baffling investi- gation," said Officer Lewis, referring to A view of High Rise dormitory, as seen from the nearby cemetery where the body of a young DAN SCAN LAN the discovery of the body of Carla Terry, woman was found last week. a twenty-nine year old woman found week over their own safety and the Ron Irwin'92, a resident of the Ver- PrasantSar'93,aresidentoftheNorth strangled in an empty area of the Blue proximity of the site of the grisly discov- non Street dormitory, said, "Ifs obvi- Campus dormitory, roughly half a block Hills neighborhood. ery to the campus. The Zion Hill Ceme- °usly a matter of concern that less than a from the cemetery, had a different per- Sergeant Frank Rudewicz reported tery is nearest the Trinity campus at the quarter of a block from a fraternity and spective on the discovery. "For Hart- thatpolice were looking atboth cases for corner of Allen Place and SummitStreet. near dorms this kind of crime could take ford, this is no surprise/" hesaid, "And I connections, but as yet have no evidence It is across the street from St. Anthony place. It really makes you wonder about thought that drugs were the big prob- that the murders were related. Hall and near many campus residence whafshappeningwithoursafetyaround lem." Trinity students were concerned this halls and off campus apartments. campus." • please turn to page 3 Prosecutor Discusses

•Rape & The Law' U The Sexual Assault Task Force has launched the second no specialized unit [to deal with sexual "The testimony of the woman," Ms. annual Sexual Assault Aware- assault crimes]," she said. Fairstein stated," would be legal in the ness Week, which runs from As a result, the speaker said that her robbery case, but her' testimony in the March 10 to March 15, and unit developed a set of three general rape case would not be." began Sunday with a lecture goals to aid the victims of sexual assault The Keynote Speaker discussed the on Rape and the Law by Key- offenses when it began over 15 years two main types of sexual assault cases note Speaker Linda Fairstein, ago. The first of these, according to Ms. that her prosecution unit faces. The first who was the prosecuting at- Fairstein, was to "make the survivor of type, shesaid, were "strangercases," those torney in the Robert Chambers the crime more comfortable." •• i • i • instances when "Preppie Murder" case. For a She said that by taking the vic- the identifica- i-inda Fairstein DAN SCANLAN completepre view of events left tims out of the "normal course The laws...were ar- tion of the as- scheduled for this week, please of events," like sitting in large chaic, resembling Old sailant was un- • BYJAYAKASIE known to the turn to page 4.- waiting rooms with people British laws actually, News Editor whose cars had been stolen, J victim. THE TRINITY COLLEGE SEXUAL As- much less embarassment ex- andwehadtodOSOme She charac- H Professor of English Bar- sault Task Force kicked off its second terized these isted. bara Benedict has received a annual Sexual Assault Awareness Week lobbying to change cases as The attorney said that her $2500 research grant from the with a talk by Linda Fairstein entitled "everyone's prosecuting unit also devised them. St. Anthony Hall Foundation "Rape and the Law" Sunday. Ms. worst night- ways to make these cases "more _,—— to "figure out how audiences Fairstein, the week's Keynote Speaker, v Drosecutable" in an effort to improve mare about a woman they know and care in the 18th century were indoc- is the Chief Attorney for the Sex Crimes fheprosecutionrates. She said that leg- for." The attorney said that victims usu- trinated with a literary canon," UnitoftheManhattan District Attorney's islativeworkwasnecessaryaswell.'The ally do very well in the courtroom in a she said. Wow. Page 3. Office. laws [concerning sexual assault offenses] "stranger case," citing the modern ad- vances in identifying suspects. Accord- Attorney Fairstein complimented the Tverearchaic,resemblingoldBritishlaws ing to Ms. Fairstein, DNA coding has now Sexual Assault Task Force for the logo actually/and we had to do some lobby- proven to be more precise than finger- on the cover of its brochure, "There's No ing to change them," she said. Safety in Silence," citing the growing prints in the identification of suspects. "WE prominence given to women who are • •••••• The other type of case the unit sees is victims of sexual assault "speaking up "acquaintance rape," according to the and coming forward" around the na- Attorney Fairstein said that many of speaker Ms. Fairsteinsaid that there was tion. The Manhattan prosecutor added these laws went unchange, dj unti...,uli 1975io7c;. ^ additional psychological burden on WON ! wat although more women are report- Before thatdate rape cases were the only the victims who experienced date rape. m ca S ses of sexual assault, occurrences ones in the judicial system which re- Sh_ e said_ tha__ t these cases are often more And how. Page 13. of these crimes are also on the rise..:; - quired collaborative identifications for d-ff jcult t0 proseCute as well. "Whatever prosecution. She used the example of a attitudes tne jurors bring into the court- Attorney Fairstein spoke of the great hypothetical case of a woman being strides made in prosecuting sexual as- room," she stated, "will color the verdict sault crimes over the past 15 years robbed and raped by the same man to please turn to page 3 When I began my job in 1972, there was illustrate her claim. PAGE TWO THE TRINITY TRIPOD OPINION To 'Take Back the .Night1 Is Even Thin Ice Would Be Nice Among Aims of Sexual Assault Awareness Week F WE HAVE HEARD IT ONCE FROM THE ADMINISTRATION, we BY JESSICA GILBERT I have heard it a thousand times. A small liberal arts MEMBER OF SEXUAL ASSAULT TASK FORCE AND RA PEER MENTOR FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT I college has as one of its advantages its sense of commu- nity. The Trinity tradition is one of community spirit. Well, the In a 1988 survey concerning of sexual assault issues. The week will best example we've seen of Trinity's community spirit is at our sexual assaulton college campuses, one culminate on Friday, March 15 with a in every six female students reported Take Back the Night March, followed by home ice hockey games. having beena victim of rape orattempted a Speak Out Rally. Only our home hockey games are at a local high school's rink. rape that year, while one in every fifteen By now you may have heard that Trinity's men's Ice Hockey male students reported having commit- Begun in the early 1970's, the Take team beat Fitchburg State in sudden-death overtime to become ted rape or attempted to commit rape. Back the Night march symbolizes the Eastern College Athletic Conference Division III champions. From this statistic, one must acknowl- woman's struggle for autonomy and They are the best at what they do. And the thing is, this year edge that rape has become the most seri- freedom in a man's world. During these season's success was no surprise". Trinity's hockey team is always ous crime committed on college cam- first marches, women banded together good. They hit hard. They skate hard. They shoot hard. And they puses. Asa result of this epidemic crime, and walked the streets of their cities and never let up. Trinity's hockey team is consistently one of the many colleges have been forced to reas- towns, affirming their right to walk in school's strongest. BUT TRINITY STILL HAS NO RINK! sess the social environment within, as the dark of night without 'asking for/ or As a result, we also have no women's Ice Hockey program, well as surrounding, their institution of being subject, to injury. Almost two higher learning. decades later, the Trinity College com- although we personally know of several women who have lob- munity will reenact this Take Back the bied in vain to have one begun. We also have no junior varsity Here at Trinity College there has been an effort to not only educate Night March in the hopes of bringing hockey program. Add to that list of things we do NOT have one of individuals, but also to raise awareness awareness of the issue of sexual assault the most well-received winter time activities at other colleges our concerning the issueofaquaintance rape. to men and women alike. Within this size: intramural hockey. And again, the idea of recreational skat- During the week of March 10-17 there supportive environment the message will ing as a form of winter time exercise and entertainment is appeal- will be a series of events and lectures, be: you are not alone, so come and share ing to a large population of students we know. In fact, we are hard whose main purpose is to foster a sup- your experience, because "There is No pressed to find any student who does not scratch his head when portive environment for the discussion Safety in Silence." asked why Trinity has not been more supportive o°f one of its best and most well-respected athletic programs. ff Don't tell us there's nowhere to put a rink. W e suggest the Field Trinity Housing: Purest House, of the Ferris Athletic , which has as its current uses indoor tennis courts, indoor track, and preseason training for 11 spring sports. There is no argument that out-of-season sports Form of Communism ? should be training in a space that could be used by team while it To the Editor: world. A key factor in this survival is the is in-season. Whyshould a'winning teamhave to travel to every After receiving our first lottery ability to determine what is valuable and practice and every,game? What kind of a message does this send system ranking as freshmen, we have what is not. The housing system consists to prospective hockey players who love Trinity as a "community" come to the conclusion that this system is of equal distribution of products unequal and an academic institution, but do not see that the administration the purest form of communism with in value. is behind one of its best teams? How long can we expect Coach which we have ever been associated. Trinity is among the top liberal Dunham to build winning hockey teams when the players he will America runs on a capitalist system and arts schools in the country and does well need cannot be assured that they will ever play a game of hockey defines the very principles we hold so to provide us with a vast array of worth- actually on the Trinity campus? The Trinity community stands dearly to our hearts as Americans. while studies. However, the housing proudly behind its championship team. It is infuriating that the The ideals behind Trinity's and system is a glimpse of fantasy land within administration cannot do so .as well. many other college housing systems are a real world environment. dissimilar to those by which we will have It would be nice if we could Build the rink. Because even thin ice would be nice. to live under in the real world. We have graduate and live in a world which oper- all enrolled here in pursuit of a higher ates on the same housing principles as H.M.M.A education. Such an education should we foster here at our dear Trinity. We teach us the ability to survive in the real ' continued on following page

THE TRINITY TRIPOD The Trinity community is invited to a presentation by Dr. Priscilla Kehoe and Herb Strickland who will speak on the effect of alcohol and ANNOUNCEMENTS EDITOR .'. DAN SCANLAN drugs on athletic performance. It will take place at the Costing Gymna- ARTS EDITOR MAHLON STEWART sium in the Ferris Athletic Center at 4:00 p.m. Thursday, March 14. CONTRIBUTING EDITOR BRENDAN MARDUKEY COPY EDITORS RAN BARTON, SAMREEN MALIK FEATURES EDITOR NANCY SWEENEY . The candle is out and the wall in front of Mather has been blacked, and NEWS EDITORS JAY AKASIE, PAT KEANE our troops are on their way home. We salute all of those Americans in our OPINION EDITOR JANE REYNOLDS armed forces who served in the Middle East conflict, and we look forward SPORTS EDITOR...... PETER FRIEDMAN WORLD AND NATION EDITOR BILL GHENT to seeing Cam Biller stateside and back on the Trinity campus.

Any student who feels strongly that Health Care at Trinity needs DIRECTOR OF ADVERTISING AND FINANCE DAVID GERBER attention or has any sort of feelings on the matter of health at Trinity is DIRECTOR OF GRAPHIC DESIGN ANNE DILLON urged to contact either the Medical Office itself, or to write a letter to the DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY LISA DENNY Tripod with suggestions. A student committee will be formed in the near Special thanks to Cynthia Kron future to address issues of health on campus. HUGH ANDERSON i^iUJW^TOItiOtS ^CH^0 ZBDNIK EDITOR -IN-CHIEF • '.. MANAGING EDITOR TRINITY COLLSOE

. *Please note: Letters to the Tripod should be received by 5:00 p.m. the Friday preceeding publication the followmg Tuesday. They should be typed and signed, or on a Macintosh disk. No unsigned or anonymous letters V wiU be printed, although names may be withheld if so requested after a signature. All letters are, of course, the sole i VWicij'ra'..icwruifr» »Vii 4 w lit 'Pali mil jni responsibility of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of this paper Please limit all letters <• baiu f, > n in IWHB f lUlbt iv H uutama' lt*U> K to five-hundred words. •.."•., THE TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE THREE NEWS Honor Code Considered To "Better" Academic Community Matthew P. Pietrafetta '94, as well as Pro- tical feasibility. Most students feel that sections describing "Academic Con- • BY RAN BARTON fessor Adam J.Grossberg and Dean Mary Copy Editor the Code's benefits outweighed any duct," which include testing procedures, D. Rosenstock. The committee went on potential difficulty. One student citation requirements, and a Pledge that The Academic Affairs Committee to study the Honor Codes of, among summed up their opinions saying," [Trin- will be required of all students which (AAC) is considering an Honor Code in others, Hamilton, Williams, and Bow- ity] needs integrity in its academics, and reads "I pledge my honor that I will an attempt, according to committee doin. The subcommittee based their at the moment I don't think we have neither give nor receive aid during the member Peter M. Friedman '94, "to fos- proposal primarily on Bowdoin's, which completion of any academic exercise and 1 enough of it...not nearly enough. A ter a better sense of academic commu- Friedman described as achieving a vi- Code woul d get people to stop and think, that all work which I sign (affix) my nity." After David E. Gerber '92 and able balancebetween "making their Code and that's not going to happen without name to is my own." The final section, Malcom MacLean '92 proposed it last effective and cumbersome." it." Friedman's comments reflected those "Administration of the Honor Code: In- year, the Student Government Associa- The actual implementation seems to views, for he felt that, "Academic dis- fractions," delineates procedures for en- tion (SGA) tasked the AAC with formu- be one of the greatest sticking points in honesty would decline with an Honor forcing the Code. Included is the state- ' la ting a potential Honor Code, and plan- the proposed scheme, for it is important Code." ment that, "Any member of the College ning its implementation here at Trinity. fortheplan tobebothstrong and flexible. As itnowstands, the proposed Honor who witnesses a violation of the Honor The AAC established a subcommit- .Currently, the SGA has not moved on the Code stresses both its centrality to Trin- Code shall take such action as that indi- tee to draw up an actual Honor Code, issue, though some members admit that ity and the importance of widespread vidual believes is consistent with his or which included students Friedman and there is some debate over the plan's prac- adherence to it. It continues with three her conscience." • Barbara Benedict Awarded Annual St. Afs Hall Grant there was no Norton Anthology of Lit- • BY JANE REYNOLDS plans to teach two new courses utilizing tee is no t associated with the St. Anthony erature back then, each publishing house Opinion Editor the research after coming back from an Hall Foundation. Professors hoping to would publish a piece called a Literary expected sabbatical. One of the courses receive the grant submit their proposals Assistant Professor of English Miscellany. These collections were will be entitled "Literary Litter of the to the Committee, which evaluates the Barbara M. Benedict has been awarded made up of an assortment of poems, 18th Century." proposals and makes their recommen- the annual grant given by the St. An- anecdotes, and excerpts from longer The Faculty Research Commit- dation to the Foundation. • thony Hall Foundation. The grant of pieces. $2,500 is always given to a junior faculty Professor Benedict finds it quite member who is chosen by the Faculty interesting that these Miscellanies cov- Research Committee. ered everything from religion to humor. ConnPIRG To Sponsor Symposium Professor Benedict's topic for In the books, "there is quite a fine line research is entitled The Contemporarybetween literature and humor, you can D Eft RK K 71 PMk i»pporninily for anvmu1, regardless <>t Vj-'fl^p $ } d.tl'r Canon of 18th Century Literature; Publish- find Pope next to a dirty anecdote," environmenbii bad ground. ui w.ilV. I his rhuriday Inniiv ->ihap- ers and Miscellanies. "I have already won commented Professor Benedict. Into the Washington Room and gainan tfi lit the C onnei.tn.ut Publu Interval three separate fellowships for the sum- The Miscellanies were pub- education from the state 4 mo-st Kt Si jft h(irn jplvTotinl'IRC J wil! pits knowlrdgablc people on then.- mer, all of them to rare book libraries," lished largely as a response to the burst enl a ^vnpnsiun no Kt^innal 1 mi said Prof. Benedict. The money from this of literacy amongst groups such as the id in I'II I * it*. 1 uiir i T viii IKiro' 1 i nn"lM final i i a il i 1 1 latest grant will help defray the cost of lower middle class and women. These •t i •. i ' i' 'i • '• ii • ii • I'.I'.II, in ••rmsUr Irv Prof. Benedict's travel to Los Angeles, people did not have much time to read, ronoiL'triJ expert* will tiit<'us& issues of Chicago, and Canada where she will carry therefore the Miscellanies with their short energy, solid Haste, and tuzantuus are turned roU»aetioii,Trihli y students out her research. excerpts were quite appealing. wash.- and toviri in ihi? Washington will become very familiar persona! Professor Benedict described Professor Benedict plans to Room plastic cups tnd ivmvd- bags A pn>- her project as an attempt to "figure out complete a monograph on this genre F.u b p.ini-1 n ill t OHM-.! of Jiw posed lug-a-Mug program vtouiti "which nobody else has examined," It ers wliei mil gut I'pminy re- n-duce the number <>fnon Mi-ohldii'il how audiences in the 18th century were m.itk'-, then <. ngj^c in dilute and dis non-nx ydablf cups ciitsuoieti in the indoctrinated with a literary canon." As will be published,and Professor Benedict russinn and rlu-cby .msworin^ ques- Cave and al campus parties. Faih sUi tion? liom tin1 judioiKi.1. The pant'IiMs Jtnt went Id ha ve their nw. n ci IJI to ita sh will omif i'iiim Mich Vdricd lw«.k- in a hunk bafi and IN; to ",ani prut.1 c discounts Rivera or a woman wearing similar cloth- };rm:Tids ,i>- thi- lah> legiMnhiru, «itat«> oltin"- iml i ommiviior.s i iti/en .lctmn Alvti.t opwite: is pi'tihiwun}; Strangulation.. ing to call them at 527-6300, extension groups, pm.ili ihemu.il and energy Biiinif- & NoHi1 to otfiT ri-usablc can- 230. Ms, Rivera was about five feet tall owpmiiis .mil It'i'iii tnins Irinitv vas tag*, avjilaW" to CUMIMIWP- on continued from page 1 and weighed 89 pounds. B t. nnl'lNi pr.i|wt iitud 1ueKittRi|i.Kv..ik Jcrwit, in pidiv ttt tho piastu «>.-i(H> l>1 ii<"» rslvii tlii "U .tit] p.iiu'li'-'s .is iunvndv;*ivcninit I nlli—i lu-ulni* Tana Kung '94, a resident of North aini»i\" tiv hi-I i'.morntM .IIKI m>it rnniCn»r.-t\ i-xpri'sstsi h's -rpi . r Campus as well, said, "I didn't realize 1 Prosecutor.. rxpi'ii'Wi '• , in, !• ;• ti til •(."•ptili lliin- itu^cnu jui^i-oi t^i-ni-i -:! '^ , • 1 how pervasive the crime of prostitution 1 1 1 1 l i continued from page 1 til III ' rt In • ii ' >l IV .V" *' *>| « l 'l •wtiw iT.vimnrKL'nli .Jt-1-> hi M h•*• I had become .Youhearso much about the ,.'il ii"ii ]>"iiiv -vli.ii"- ion-1'\j-< Hiv 1 drug problem and you can see evidence - no matter what the victim says." v\'l'i i-v II T t! I'll11 ••• '••iiinuiil.il •if nnl« :hi- first o* ,• u nolt ri..rrdi;i >! of the problems all over the Broad Street Attorney Fairstein said that her prose- SUK.I\ I Jr J> Will1 WlM h tht! I nlluj'.f .l-i i 1 area> but when something like this hap- cution of Robert Chambers, the 'Preppie ,in!i_-ri Ai Mid She .iiiii (if wboli w il pens, it all really hits home. It's incred- Murderer/ was characteristic of this in- ti> "|" »iiili' .in ible that this kind of activity can go on so stance. "Jurors were incapable of believ- close to a place like Trinity." ing that a man who was brought up the THE ARTHUR HUGHES AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN TEACHING Police have asked for the way Robert Chambers was, with his ap- public's help in solving the case. They pearance was capable of committing such This spring Trinity College will present the second Arthur Hughes Award ask that anyone who may have seen Ms. an acj:," she said. H for Achievement in Teaching. All Assistant Professors within one year of the tenure decision are eligible for this award, which was created to honor Che late Arthur Hughes, who served as Professor of German, Chairman of Modern Languages, Dean of the College, and on two occasions. Acting President, Communist Housing during a Trinity career spanning thirty-six years. continued from page 2 which strives for an unachievable equal- A small committee of students, faculty members, and academic deans will should be so lucky as to live in a pent- ity. select this year's recipient. That committee is now soliciting letters from house suite and pay the same rent as the There is an old American cliche students who wish to write in support of one or another of those eligible for unfortunate masses in the projects. that states "You get what you pay for", the Hughes Award, However, this unfair communist system and you ought to pay for what you get, Please send letters to Jan Cohn, Dean of the Faculty, Williams 120. Letters at our esteemed Trinity is not cohesive We would like to see a revolution to are due by March 20,1991, with values we hold dear to us as Ameri- capitalism1 within our housing system, A cans. revision of the so-called "lottery" policy Faculty members eligible for the Hughes Awardt We have fallen victim to this is in order. It is of paramount importance totalitarian yet communist system. Due that our cherished Trinity provide us Professor Barbara Benedict - English to circumstances beyond the power of a with an understanding of the capitalist Professor Arthur Feinsod - Theater and Dance good old fashioned dollar vote, we are system which we will face in the real Professor Adam Grossb erg-Economics forced to live in subservient housing due world as American citizens. Professor Ralph Morelli - Engineering and Computor Science to an outlandish so-called lottery sys- Professor Taikang Ning - Engineering and Computor Science tem. A lottery defined gives everyone an Sincerely, equal, pick out of the hat, chance. Our Eric Mu: dry '94 Prof essor Richard Prigodich - Chemistry lottery is. fixed by a totalitarian system David B, Cosgrove '94 PAGE FOUR THE TRINITY TRIPOD NEWS Sexual Assault Koeppel Responds To Board Resolution BY JONATHAN HHUSER

Trinity Board of Trustees Chairman Alfred Koeppel commented this Awareness Week week on the Board's resolution about the sta te of co-education at Trinity College. The resolution, which outlined a plan tinder which College President Torn Gerety would access the posi tion of women a t Trinity and report back to the Board, was hailed by Dean of Students David W Lner last wee k as a "great stride." Began March 10 Mr. Koeppel explained that the resolution was meant to "indicate the Line hotline is a confidential peer concern of the Board of Trustees that womenbegivenequalstatus to men in every • BY PATRICK KEANE counseling service established by stu- way." News Editor • dents to help other students deal with "Men and women are different but we don't want to have anything at "There's no safety in silence." the issues of Sexual harassment, coer- cion, and assault. the College that would infringe on the rights of either. This is a statement to the This is the theme for the second annual administration that all steps necesary to achieve this be taken," he said. Sexual Assault Awareness Week, which This afternoon at 12:00p.m. According to Mr. Koeppel,, the resolution was partially motivated by saw tremendous success with last year's David Zelie of the Hartford Sexual Crisis the results of a survey of female alumnae. "This was the event that galvanized "No means No" motif. Service will be providing specialized the board into perceiving that perhaps there was not equal status for women. The event, which started on training for faculty and staff whom What went on during the years of attendence of those who participated in the Sunday will feature a number of speak- Women's Center Coordinator Dianne survey may no longer go on, but maybe it does. The survey really brought this ers and panels to further educate both Martell feels are "largely in experienced to our attention," he explained. students and faculty and administration in assisting victims of sexual assault." "The President will let us know what he feels is the best way to address about the grim reality of sexual assaults Ms.Martell furtheremphasized this, either through new means or using mechanisms already in place that may on college campuses. Sunday's speaker, that victims should not feel inhibited in be made more active on this issue," he continued. Linda Fairstein, is the Chief Attorney for seeking the help of professors or friends. the Sex Crimes Unit of the Manhattan Tonight there will also be a panel discus- "The women on the Board of Trustees are equal in every way to men, District Attorney's Office. Ms. Fairstein, sion with representatives from members and those of us in the commercial world work with women as equals every day. who was the prosecutor for Robert Cham- of fraternities and sororities addressing We realize women arc equal. It sounds crazy to say in 1991, but this is still an bers in the "Preppie Murder" case, ad- the issue of "Sexual Assault: The Greek important issue," Mr. Koeppel explained, • dressed the issue of "Rape and the Law." Response." This event, organized by The first workshop on Monday Rachel Ballard '92, will allow for the will culminate vyith the "Take Back the Means No' theme, but this year we are night consisted of an informal panel response of a system that many feel is Night" march and rally on Friday at hoping to help people who have been discussion on the subject of "How to most clearly associated with this prob- 7:00p.m. This event will include a candle- assaulted in coming forward." Ms. Help a Friend Who Has Been Raped." lem. lit speak-out in which students and fac- Martell also emphasized that there is a This discussion was sponsored by the The week will also feature a ulty rnembers will share their own per-, need for more public support of assault organizers of the Trinity Safe-Line, and videotape called "It Happens Here", of sonal experiences. victims, and that individuals need to be featured Trinity students who are certi- three Trinity women who have been Ms. Martell believes "Last year encouraged to speak up, in that "this fied assault crisis counselors. The Safe- sexually assaulted. The week's events opened up people's minds with the 'No event is not just a once a year thing." B ROGGI'S GARAGE 10% discount to Trinity students and Faculty with !.£>. The Department of English Transportation feaci< $ Foiti *'tovvj.ng Seryices Creative Writing Program Foreign gnd Domestic Auto Repairs Prompt Service • 30 Years in the Are'a announces the 1991 We WQ|k(Dn All Trinity Vehicles. Third Annual JVeare Ratable amMtand Brftittdwir 671/2 MttHstfn S|. (Off of Broad St.} ALPHA DELTA PHI LITERARY PRIZE 247-3493 GIVEN BY The Phi Kappa Educational Foundation, Inc.

IF YOU'RE INTO COCAINE. For an original prose fiction or non-fiction manuscript by any currently enrolled WE'VE GOT A LINE FOR YOU. •Trinity College undergraduate or Individualized Degree Program student Deadline: Monday, April 15,1991 ELIGIBILITY

1. Any woman or man currently enrolled as a Trinity College undergraduate or Individualized Degree.Program student. 2- No fraternity or sorority membership is required. The Alpha Dsltn Phi Fraternity will not participate in the screening or judging process. THIS CONTEST IS NOT THE SAME AS THE ALPHA DELTA PHI LITERARY COMPETITION.

ENTRY PROCEDURES 1. Maximum length of any single manuscript: 5,000 words.

2. Manuscripts must be typewritten, double-spaced on 8 1/2 x 11" white paper, one side only, numbered sequentially. Do rjoj submit original copy, submit only a duplicate. Photocopies acceptable.

3. Include a cover sheet with title, genre (fiction or non-fiction), your name, Cam- pus box number or address. Staple together with manuscript.'-Manuscripts will not be returned. .

4. Entrants in the non-fiction category are strongly discouraged from sending an- notated or footnoted work. The non-fiction should be of gejieial interest and writ- ten for the mature, well-educated reader who does not need specialized knowledge to enjoy it.

5. You may submit as many entries in each category as you wish, but submit your best work. You may submit the same entries to Jhis contest that you submit to die other Department of English contests. However, the same entry may not win both prizes, although it is possible that the same person might do so. The contests will have separate judges. 6. Place your entries in the large cardboard box labeled PHI KAPPA outside the Now there's another tragic businesses tost mure than $50 ing the test means you won't be door of Professor Selz'office: Room 202, Department of English, IIS Vernon ''side effect of cocaine, billion'to drugs, So this year, considered (or employment, . Street, rjejasejuhan 4:00 P.M., Monday, April 15,1991. H's called unemployment, most of ihe Fortune 500 will be And that's a little dose Last year alone, America'!. r administering drug tests Fail- of reality. The winner will be announced on Honors Day, and the $1,000 Alpha Delta Phi WERE PUTTIHG DRUBS OUT OF BUSIHESS. Literary Prize will be delivered to the winning contestant during the ceremonies. Partnership fora Drug- Free America

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ANNOUNCEMENTS of the Department by April 8,1991.

PHYSICAL EDUCATION 4TH THE INTERNSHIP OFFICE an- QUARTER: Classes and registration nounces a special Summer opportunity: Sunday, March 17: A performance Through May 15: "From Napoleon begin on Monday, March 11. Permission The Strawbery Banke Museum offers a by Miki Maruta, a koto player and visit- to Petrie: The Development of Egyptol- and signature of course instructor are unique internship for a Trinity Student ing artist in residence at Wesleyan Uni- ogy in the 19th Century," at the Watkin- required. Final registration day is Fri- interested in historic preservation, arche- versity, and Ralph Samuelson, son Library, shakuhachi player and associate director day, March 15. No one may add after that ology, museum management or early American history. Contact the Intern- of the Asian Cultural Council in New day and courses dropped will be recorded ship Coordinator for more information. ThroughMarch22: "IntheShadow York. 7pm, Koeppel Student Center, "W" by the Registrar. March 8 is the last Applications must be submitted by of the Tower," paintings and drawings Vernon St. day to drop a 3rd quarter class. March 15,1991. of World War II prisoner-of-war camps by Black-Jewish-American artist Joseph Sunday, March 17: An All-Brahms Ferguson Prizes in Government THE SUMMER OF '69 will be an Nassy. —Widener Gallery, Austin Arts program by the Trinity College Commu- : Founded in 1890 by the late Professor All Campus Program sponsored by the Center. nity Orchestra, with Andrew Gribou, Henry Ferguson of the Class of 1868, the RA Program on Thursday, March 21 on pianist. Goodwin Theatre, Austin Arts Ferguson prizes are offered for the two the Cave Patio between 5 and 7 pm. The Through March 17: "Weaving the Center. 8:15pm. Free Admission. best essays submitted for any under- evening's activities will feature tie-dying Tapestry of Life: Women Surviving graduate course, tutorial, or seminar in t-shirts, underwear, or other desired Change," a photography exhibition by the Department of Political Science dur- materials, music of the era, and personal Eileen Griffin, a Trinity senior in the experiences shared by faculty members. ing the academic year. 1st Prize: $450. Individualized Degree Program. Sam to 2nd Prize: 300. All essays must be type- THE CREW TEAM embarks on its 10pm dailyintheMatherHall ArtSpace. Thursday. March 14 through written and submitted to the Chairman spring racing season by going dry. Saturday, March 16— "The Dragons Daughter," a new piece developed and performed by the Figures of Speech Theater Co. and Trinity College students. Garmany Hall, Austin Arts Center. 8:00pm. General Admission: $8. Students and Senior Citizens:$6

Monday, March 18: Michael Richardson, a puppeteer based in Balti- more, MD will perform scenes from two Indian epics, "Ramayama" and Ma- habharata/' using Javanese puppets. 8:00pm. Goodwin Theater, Austin Arts Free Center. Wednesday, Marchl3: 8:15pm— "A Crisis of Identity: Fascism, Nazism and Communism in History and Current Politics" by Borden W. Painter, Professor of history and di- rector of the ltalia;n program at Trinity College. McCook Auditorium.

12:15pm~"Between the Public Speech. and the Private: Women, ArumalProtee- tionandVolunteerOrganizationsinmid- 19th Century France" By Kathleen Kete, Assistant Professor of History at Trinity- Women's Center, Mather Hall. 5:00pm—"A Victorian Voyage up the Nile: Egyptian Antiquities in 19th Century Photographs" by John William Pye, a Boston bookseller. Trinity College Alumnus. The Watkirtson Library.

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nam. If you were married, a college stu- MOS EISLEY • BY W. ROBERT CHAPMAN dent, rich, had flat feet, or knew some- Special to the Tripod body important, you rarely had to serve. by Bill Ghent I just realized that I may have The Brits had lost the cream of their youth something in common with Dan Quayle. during the Great War because they did After George Bush surprised us not defer anyone, so we were not about to let that happen to us. "Patriotism is the last refuge of a are economy is in shambles? Because as during the summer of 1988 by nominat- ing the young, relatively unknown Indi- In the name of fairness, we ex- party without any other ideas." each day goes by, other countries sur- ana Senator to be his running mate, I was empted just about anyone who could — Robert Shrum, Democratic pass us in technology, certainly in edu- aghast and dashed off an irate letter to stake a remote claim to leadership poten- Consultant cation, and in management and produc- tion? According to the majority of Re- the editor of the Hartford Courant. Mr. tial. General Lewis Hershey, head of the draft, made sure that there were suffi- publicans, yes. Quayle's nomination was, I said, "an "Home, homeontherange/Where affront to everyone who served in the cient loopholes to cover most of his con- The Republicans have every the deer and the antelope play/ where military during the Vietnam War." stituents. The constituency he seemed to intention of bringing our victory in the seldom is heard a discouraging word/ With righteous indignation, I regard as least significant, ironically, was Gulf to the forefront of American poli- And the skies are not cloudy all day." accused Mr. Quayle of being a "silver- one from which Selective Service drew its tics. They will feed on those 61% of —chorus from "Home on the spoon chicken hawk who thought it was manpower: blue collar America and the Americans who think that the Republi- Range", American folk song (soon to be great to send the poor, the ignorant, and poor, which were disproportionately Republican theme song, a theme of lazy, cans are more likely to ensure a stronger the unquestioningly patriotic off to the Black. euphoric attitudes; out of touch with military, and they will keep Bush from war while he and his well-heeled pals I came from the former group. reality) seriously confronting domestic issues. hid out in graduate schools or played Raised by a WWII combat veteran active On the Today show last week, weekend warrior in the National Guard." in the DAV, I was taught all of the civic Remember my last article? You Mr. Sununu said, "I can't believe that Moving into high gear, I noted virtues: saluting the flag, defending the know, it was the one where I pleaded they [the Democrats] are going to expect that as a member of the Senate, Mr. Quay le country with my life, and trusting gov- desperately like a helpless college stu- everyone to ignore the vote they cast on "hypocritically takes hawkish positions ernment officials to always tell the truth. dent for some magical Democratic par- the most important issue this country on military issues. He is willing to ex- Yet, Dad tried to talk me out of enlisting. ent to come pull me out of trouble, the has had to deal with in about 40 years." pose young men and women to the risk Overprivileged guys like Mr. one where I almost admitted that there It's rather disconcerting to here such of combat, a duty he was unwilling to Quayle played by different rules. For was no feasible way the Democrats could garbage emanating from the Republican undertake during his own youth." them, Vietnam was an inconvenience that win the Presidency in '92, and the one being. (I would hardly accept that the I thought about that again a few could prevent them from assuming their where I complained about President Bush liberation of Kuwait was a more impor- weeks ago when the Vice President was "rightful place" in society. Their sense of (okay, so that particular characteristic is tant decision than the Civil Rights Acts addressing military families at several noblesse oblige did not include putting less distinctive, but you get the picture). of the '60's or the choice to send troops to bases. The television cameras showed their lives at risk for Vietnam. If they had Well, folks, I was delivered a blow of Vietnam, etc.) So not only is turning this lots of young faces, yelling approval of to do the politically correct thing, they hope this week. No, it didn't come from war issue into a campaign strategy next Ms pro-war rhetoric. I wondered what could have their powerful fathers pull an official letter of resignation by John year a farce, it is unnecessary and stu- the senior officers and noncoms, who as strings and get them into the essentially Sununu, soon to be evil mastermind by pid. Voting against the authorization of young men may have been dodging no-risk Guard. Bush's second run for the Presidency. It force is not something to be looked down bullets in Vietnam while Danny was Unlike today's National Guard, came, strangely enough, from the New upon. It is something to be admired. typing press releases between rounds of which is part of the 'Total Army" con- golf, really though about the man who cept, most state Guards in the Sixties York Times/ CBS News poll, printed in But America has been ruled by could become their Commander-in- were regarded as safe havens for the the March 8 issue of the Times. Appar- a ridiculous equation for the past ten Chief. politically powerful. President Johnson ently, the Democrats aren't washed up years— Republican party + Presidency yet. Then, I thought about what I knew it was risky to antagonize state = military might = disillusioned public. was doing during those years, and sud- political leaders by federalizing their Odd though it may seem, the Take Mr. Cheney's comments on the denly it was not quite so black and white. Guards and sending them to Vietnam. poll published in the Times points to two state of the nation, for example, "[our What did I do in the war? I was He relied on the draft instead. distinctattitudes of the American people: soldiers in the Gulf have left me] less a "chairborne ranger" in a command At command headquarters, I 1) they love winning wars and 2) they pessimistic about our basic educational headquarters in Germany, half a world quickly learned how to survive by play- apparently think that Mr. Bush is not systems. We need to be less critical of fromthefront. Themost dangerous thing ing a version of social Darwinism, or doing enough for the domestic sphere of ourselves than we have been...We have I did there was trying to sneak back into survival of the fittest. Assigned to a our economy; many have doubts that he done a better job as a nation than we the barracks through a coal chute early personnel unit, I was partially respon- will ever do anything truly worth while often give ourselves credit for, and the one morning. sible for ensuring that most of those re- at home. proof of that is what we're able to do Like so many other young men tained at headquarters were White, had Roughly 52% think that Mr. over there in the gulf today." Giving of my generation, I went to college right high IQs, and were college graduates or Bush has failed to do anything about the credit to where credit is due, our sub- after high school. Not exactly a scholar, had been to college. We assigned most of drug problem, 62% feel he has made no stantial military victory stemmed from I managed to use up the deferments that the "misfits" to the lower units where progress in education, 53% think that he substantial military budgets, greater kept me out of the war machine. But they were subjected to a steady fare of has done nothing to protect the environ- technological advantages, and a hard- early in 1966, after two and a half years at racial animosity and petty harassment ment, and a wopping 68 % feel that he has lined determination from our armed a junior college, the Selective Service was that induced large numbers of them to not shown enough concern for the home- forces. Proof of military victory does not breathing down my neck, and the grape- "volunteer" for Vietnam. less. There's some working room here. relay educational success at home; our vine assured me that my number would Like our Vice President. 1 sur- "If he will concentrate upon the children are not taught to fly an F-16 in be coming up within a couple of months. vived the Vietnam War by playing and American needs as much as he does the grade school. Quite the contrary, vic- So I volunteered for the Army. I winning Hershey's "natural selection"- foreign needs, I'm sure he can accom- tory will only lead to egotistical eupho- enlisted for three years instead of the two game. I did not want to go to Vietnam plish a lot," said one of the poll's respon- ria (the kind exhibited in "Home on the I would have to serve if drafted. That any more than Mr. Quayle did. But way, said the recruiter, you are guaran- dents, Stephen Miller. But Mr. Bush and Range") and the ultimate downfall of nowadays you will not hear me hypo- America as an economic power. teed that you will spend at least two of critically urging other Americans to make the Republicans didn't seem too enthusi- those years in Europe. (Get it?) asticaboutsuchventuresbeforetheWar, the kind of sacrifice I was unwilling to Perhaps the Republicans (I got it.) The recruiter was make twenty-five years ago. so I don't believe such miraculous turn- . should consider getting outof Grannie's arounds will be seen afterwards. Ac- giving me my first lesson in how to play On second thought, maybe 1 do rocker and start herding the cattle which the Selective Service System game. not have that much in common with Mr. cording to one White House official, Mr. are about to run away from them. The Bush will submit modest domestic pro- You must understand how ter- Quayle after all. H '92 election isn't over yet. All the Demo- ribly unfair the draft was during Viet- Mr. Chapman is an IDP student at Trinity. .posals so that "nobody can say we don't crats need to do is find a good, reliable have a domestic policy." These are not leader (a difficult task for them) and the words of a progressive party. force the Republicans to confront do- Another quite shocking revela- mestic issues. Interested in Politics? tion brought forth by the Times poll is Come on, Democrats. Things are that only 33% of the Democrats and 42% rictt_as:bad as they seem. Just don't let of the Republicans surveyed believe that another "I can out 'patriotize' you" inci- the future of the next generation of dent happen like last week's Joint Ses- WHtefor World and Nation Americans will be better than life is to- sion of Congress. That was a fiasco, a day. These are hardly the sentiments of blemish on the face of American politics. an optimistic nation. And why should Leave that kind of idiotic behavior to the we be optimistic? Because we won a Republicans; they're good at it. Remem- war? Because Kuwait is free? Because ber, keep hope alive. Submit to Box 1310 THE TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE SEVEN WORLD AND NATION Energy Proposal Is "Breathtakingly Dumb" Bush's Love for Big Business Will Keep Country In The Dark

D BY RACHEL ZOOB ity has never been higher, and those ergy package calls for measures such as: life Fund, the Natural Resources De- World and Nation Writer' who dared to call the military presence increased domestic oil production (read: fense Council, Greenpeace, the in the Gulf wrong should, according to drilling in the National Wildlife Refuge in Worldwatch Institute, and the Union of No one wants to hear about the most, slink away to chants of "I told you northern Alaska) , easing of regulatory Concerned Scientists is unanimously insanity of the energy policy the Bush so ." The bleeding hearts do not have barriers forconstructionofnuclearpower opposed the plan, but the public is administration was allowed to present the microphone at present, and envi- plants (the nuclear power industry has tired of the politically correct position, to the American public recently. As the ronmental injustice is not on the minds not planned to build a new plant for ten tired of "liberal whining." Whether our Gulf War comes to a close, the image of of most, Mr. Bush just might get away years), and increased competition in the actions in the Gulf were justified or not, the leftist-activist in the United States is with a fast one as incredible timing comes market forces. To relieve the U.S. of its there is a definite sensation of "might at an all time low. Americans feel patri-. to his rescue yet again. energy dependency from foreign coun- makes right" that has seduced us all. otic and invincible. Mr. Bush's popular- The President's proposed en- tries, Mr. Bush has essentially looked to Mr, Bush's new energy policy our most destructive energy policies and is a direct message about his love of big deemed them our saviour. Regulation business and his misunderstanding Talk of Revolution Now strategies and renewed efforts in research about the seriousness of the energy and design alternatives are worse than problem. Like an indulgent father; he ignored, they are belittled. Energy Secre- has promised us sweet candy. He im- Being Heard In Yugoslavia tary James D. Watkins feels that the U. S. plies that the American public has no public should not accept such "harsh concept of delayed gratification, o/con- command-and control measures". D BY AFSHAN ASGHAR instrument for Serbian causes, and thus servation, of sacrifice for the health of Asst. World and Nation Editor they are determined to escape from the Does Mr. Watkins think thatby the nation; he knows we would rather government's yoke. shielding the public from tjie energy risk* another war over energy than Discord, bloodshed, ethnic ri- The Croations accuse the Na- problem through increased domestic change our gluttonous consumption valry and independence seem to be key tional Bank of Serbia of handing out 1.8 drilling (which, by the way, will produce habits. But, Mr, President, when the terms which have dominated the course billion dollars in loans to the Serbians to less that two years' worth of oil) that he is American concept of energy use puts of events taking place in most countries help prop up failing enterprises and the doing the public a service? Does he really us at risk once again, can you be indul- over the past few months. Yugoslavia is Serbian government itself. They also believe that by forestalling the inevitable gent enough to find us an enemy who the latest to join the list of casualties. accused the National Bank of Yugosla- > he is making the U.S. "invulnerable"? will be destroyed so completely as A country that comprises an via, which coordinated monetary policy "Every American" will benefit from these Saddam Hussein? With your new unwieldy federation of rivalrous ethnic among the six republics, of ignoring the new energy policies, but for about six energy policy, anotherGulf War isyour groups forcibly stitched together during grotesque 600% inflation rate of Yugo- months. Removing regulations on the ultimate promise. World War II, Yugoslavia seems to be slavia. energy industry cannot help but drive Let us rise above Mr. Bush's expectations and reject his energy pol- falling apart. The country's inflation and down prices for the incredible short-term icy, recognizing it as the destructive During February, leaders of high foreign exchange for the dinar does (election time?). The hand Mr. Bush is "breathtakingly dumb," (Sen. AlGoie, Yugoslavia's six contentious republics more harm to the foreign trade oriented playing is an obvious one, but the public D-Tenn.) proposal that it is, and use our held four rounds of talks in an effort to regions of Slovenia and Croatia than to is too distracted to notice. American ingenuity to address the resolve a fateful drive toward secession. the command economy of Serbia. Al- As Rep. George Miller (D.Calif.) energy crisis. An oil-free future is an However, the talks were unable to re- though Slovenia forms only 9% of said "It is the tired wish list of the energy inevitability for all nations. Whether solve matters, and the country is now Yugoslavia's population, it produces companies. ThePresidenf sproposal does we face that future with clarity and slowly being torn apart by the crisis. more than 30% of its exports to the West. not promise energy independence, it as- wisdom is up to us. • The crisis emerged when, in Atpresent, the overpriced dinar is caus- sures energy addiction." Every environ- 1981, seventeen million Albanians in the ing Slovenia's produce to become high mental group inc] uding The World Wild- Serbian controlled province of Kosvo and thus unacceptable. began pushing for separate status. Last To make matters worse, Serbia spring and summer, the prosperous has imposed confiscatory taxes on Slov- northern republics of Slovenia and enian and Croatian businesses. In re- The New England Consortium for Undergraduate Science Education (NECUSE*) Croatia voted to install non-communist taliation, Slovenia and Croatia have and Yale University's Life Sciences Research and Training Center sponsor; governments, Serbia, however, main- stopped paying the sales tax they collect tained a firm want for communism led to federal authorities. They continue to by President Slobodan Milosevic. These pay the custom duties, however, as they "The Biology and Chemistry of events proved to be further divisive do not want to invite the hostility of the when, in Slovenia, 2.1 million citizens Yugoslavian army. Nucleic Acids" voted for independence from Belgrade. The Slovenians will soon want Since then, federal tax and monetary to break from the Croatian coalition. If June 16to 29,1991 > systems have gone awry and Slovenia is they do achieve their goals, they face Life Sciences Research and Training Center ready to print its own currency. many problems ahead, such as a dou- Yale University Similar secessionist passions bling of unemploymentrates and a drop New Haven, Connecticut almost caused a war in Croatia, when in personal income of more than 30%. Belgrade accused Croatian Defense The Croatians, too, will not Minister Martin Spegelj of organizing an have an easy time after secession. This intensive laboratory and discussion course will introduce undergraduates and faculty to the technical and conceptual foundations of modem molecular and cell armed insurrection. Federal troops were However, Croatia earns 90% of biology. No prior experience is needed. Topics to be covered include: called in to force Croatia to demobilize, Yugoslavia's tourism income, primarily which Croatia reluctantly agreed to. in its summer resorts along the Adriatic growth of bacteria and plasmids • selection and growth of clones • hybridization analysis Angered, the Croatians declared that if coast and this seems to be a redeeming isolation of DNA observation of DNA using light and • single-stranded DNA preparation the situation arose they were willing to factor. electron microscopy • DNA sequencing reactions fight a civil war to protect their interests. Civil war could erupt in Serbia restriction enzyme digestion • application of polymerase chain The Serbs, who threw off Turk- if she decides to'reject these demands agarose gel electrophoresis reaction isolation of restriction fragments • polyacrlyamide gel electrophoresis ish rule in the 19th century, and the and remain determined to hold the fed- ligation of fragments into vectors • use of genetics software for Croations, who were subjugated by the eration together. However, with the transformation of bacteria compilation and analysis of data Hapsburg empire, achieved some de- war in the Persian Gulf at an end, Eu- gree of harmony under the Josip Broz rope will* be watching events with a All expenses associated with the course will be paid by NBCUSE. Application deadline keen eye. Civil Warin Yugoslavia could is April 12,1991. Enrollment is limited to 15 participants. For applications, or for more Tito after World War II. Today, the information, contact; condition worsens. The Serbs feel that meanverylittleforeignsympathy. War Dr. Christine L. Howe they should have the right to live in one will also dry up the foreign capital and Department of Biology state. But this would mean the annexa- • credit that is so desperately needed. Yale University . P.O. Box 6666 tion of the Serbian regions of not only Perhaps the best solution New Haven, CT 06S11 Croatia, but of Bosnia and Herzegovina would be for Belgrade to lessen control (203) 432-5058 or 432-3857/FAX (203) 432-6161 as well. : over Yugoslavia's republics. The cur- •NECUSE it •, coiuoolum of lixwra raU«|u ifld univenliiej *M<* m wwktag collikoraiively. wia rapport Such a strategy would be an rent system should be replaced by a from tJw Pew Chiriukte Tnuu, 10 improve "Ml «"ich unilertrjduMt education in uittxt mi omhtmuitj. loose confederation of independent Membra- inililulloM tt: Ambem Coll««e, Balei College, lowdoln Cottei*. Brown UnWwiliy. Colby College, even greater invitation to civil strife. A Dirimeutl] .CMIt'p. Ifcrwrt UoJyerdiy. Coll«j« at IK Holy Q«». MddUbwy Collcjc, Mourn fiol/olw College. secessionist Croatia may not be a solu- states. This may placate the secession- Smllll Collage, Trinity Colleie, WoIleJtay Cslfeie, Weileyra University, Willtiuns Colleje. and ¥«le Univerjity. tion to the problem either. But the; ists for only a short while, while a solu- Croations and the Slovenes are tired of tion that is acceptable to all parties is Belgrade's policies that have become an worked out. B PAGE EIGHT THE TRINITY TRIPOD ARTS Trinity Students To Perform The Dragon's Daughter Under Direction of Award- Winning Figures of Speech Theatre is not only giving Figures of Speech The- D BY MAHLON K. STEWART Arts Editor atre the chance to diversify it* mate- rial, but this production is also allowing John Farrell and Carol Llewel- students to learn the art of puppetry and lyn have produced a unique and perform under the instruction of a com- fascinating realm of theater. They are the pany who is widely acclaimed for what founders and co-artistic directors of the they have done. • award-winning Figures of Speech The- "The Trinity Project," which this atre, which has been in residence at Trin- progam has been named, is an intensive ity for the past month, preparing stu- teaching/performing, one-month pro- dents to perform their latest creation gram that Figures of Speech Theatre entitled, The Dragon's Daughter. We will hopes will serve as a model for other have the chance toexperienc e their multi- colleges. As of now, institutions such as disciplinary work which incorporates the University of Vermont have ex- actors, puppets, music,and dance, Thurs- pressed interest in the program. When day March 14 through Saturday, March asked about the program, John Farrell 16 at 8 p.m. in Garmany Hall. answered," it opens the door for me to do The most intriguing aspect of more directing". And I would not hesi- John Farrell and Carol Llewellyn's com- tate to say that it also opens the door for pany is their extraordinary work with Figures of Speech Theatre's program to puppets. The puppets, designed and become a sought-after enhancement to constructed by John and Carol them- many college's theater and dance offer- selves, are approximately two-thirds life ings. . Punpcls of The Dragon's Daughter, JON LESTER size, and they are masterfully animated The Dragon's Daughter itself is an by actors in full view of the audience, in adaptation of a Chinese folktale. "We're a style influenced by Japanese bunraku really turned on to mythology," explaines theatre. Bunmku theatre essentially con- Carol Llewellyn, and although it may sists of a narrator, puppets, and their seem so here, the company does not soley Trinity Arts Scene puppeteers, usually having three pup- perform from Eastern influences. Their peteers to a puppet. The narrator acts as stories are varied, and arise from the To reserve tickets for performances, the voice of the characters, the puppet- large amount of reading they do. call the Box office at the Austin Arts Center: 297-2199 eers silent, and tells the story from a large Figures of Speech Theatre believes open book. that audiences experience art most vi- Arts Events This Week On Campus: The Dragon's Daughter will be the tally when their own imaginations are first chance for Figures of Speech Theatre deeply engaged. As a testament to this, to elaborate on their particular style of John and Carol animated one of their Thursday, March 14-16-Performance performance. Five Trinity students from, characters: the young village girl nego- The Dragon's Daughter, a performance showcasing the the theater and dance department (Toni tiated the bamboo forest and ran across talents of the Figure of Speech Theater Company in conjunction Oram '91, Karen Belevetz '92, Allison a bridge to stop just in fron of me. She with a Trinity acting ensemble. Dubin '91, Gretchen Mihaly '93, and curiously looked up at my face, and I was 8pm, Garmany Hall, Austin Arts Center. Performance Pass Event. Claudia Cartagenes '93) will act as pup- suddenly overcome with emotion that See Article. ' peteers, two to a puppet, and there will was both fear and fascination. The child be a group of yet another five students picked up a trinket and offered it to me; Sunday, March 17-Performance who's purpose I will keep secret here. outstretching her arm. As I took the Trinity Community Orchestra, an all Brahms program Unlike bunraku, though, the puppeteers object, I caught myself thanking her. I forgot about the animators behind her. with Andre Gribou, piano. in The Dragon '$ Daughter will speak and sing, two puppeteers to a puppet. Carol The performance of The 8:15 pm, Goodwin Theater, Austin Arts Center. Free Admission , Llewellyn will be the narrator. Dragon's Daughter is a Performance Pass event, and due to the limited space in Through March 17- Exhibition Previously, Figures of Speech hais used no more than three persons in their Garmany Hall, it would be wise to re- Weaving the Tapestry of Life: Women Surviving performances. So, The Dragon's Daughter serve tickets immediately. H Change, a photography exhibition by Eileen Griffin '91, IDP. 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily, Mather Art Space. Free Admission.

Through March 22- Exhibition ATTENTION FRENCH MAJORS: In the Shadow of the Tower: The Works of Josef Nassy, 1942-1945. A touring exhibition from the Severin Wunderman The French language proficiency exam will Museum. be given Thursday/March 21, starting at 4:00 Widener Gallery, Austin Arts Center. Free Admission. p.m., in Seabury 4. All students planning to take Through May 15- Exhibition the exam must register with the Secretary of From Napoleon to Petrie: The Development of Egyp tology in the 19th Century. Modern Languages, Mrs. Shorey, in Seabury 23, Watkinson Library. Free Admission.. and pick up the essay questions a week in advance. All french majors, plan A or B, must take this exam. THE TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE NINE ARTS •Pipes' Takethe~Stage at Philadelphia Academy of Music Attribute Allied Cease- Fire to their Rendition of 'Home Again'

• BY ALLEN KATZ The Pipes, horsing around in rehearsal MAHLON STEWART Contributing Writer To be hdnest, it was no fluke most memorable evening of song. In a role' as cultural ambassa- that the Pipes were invited to sing at the The Philadelphia Academy of dors from Trinity College, the Trinity Academy of Music. James Stewart '50, Music is not the only noteworthy per- Pipes were recently given the opportu- father of Mahloh Stewart '91(both of form: ance for the Pipes this year. Hav- rCONTACTS nity to spread the Bantam spirit in a very whom are Pipes), has been a member of ing been invited by the East Hartford important concert space. It is not often the Orpheus Club for the past thirty-five Fine Arts Commission, the Pipes will be that musicians get the opportunity to years, and was instrumental in having giving a free concert at The First Congre- visit acclaimed concert halls and actually the Pipes as their guest this year. Never- gational Church of East Hartford on Fri- perform there. The Trinity Pipes how- theless the performance went off with- day March 22 at 7:30 pm. The East Hart- H Stottont Serv/css ever are no ordinary singing group, and outa hitch, and theaudienceof over 1700 ford Fine Arts Commision which is in its when they received an invitation from people cheered for suched cherished twenty-sixth year of operation has cre- the Orpheus Club of Philadelphia to be melodies as "Softjy," "Lullabye of Broad- LENS LAB ated such organizations as The East • Contact Lensot For l0*s their guests at thier bi-annual concert at way," and "Bohemian Rhapsody." One Hartford Historical Society, and their the Philadelphia Academy of Music, they of the most exhilerating moments of the I Fast, Convenient. Direct-to-You annual Youth Music Festival. 1 savings of up to 50%. All Brands accepted. The concert, which was held concert was when the audience was in- Finally, The Pipes are approach- | and Prescriptions in stock, in- on February 27, was the highlight of what formed of cease fire in the Persian Gulf. ing the completion of their yet to be titled • eluding Tints & Disposables. has been an extraordinarily productive Only minutes beforehand, after an intro- recording which is due out this spring. ' Overnight shipments available. year for The Pipes. The concert included duction reminding everyone of those This is their second recording in the past I Lenses 100% Guaranteed in fac- • tory-sealed vials. five sets of music, two by the Pipes, and who were fighting for and those who for years (MIDASIZED-1988), and in- three by the Orpheus Club, thought to be had died in the unfortunate Mid-East ' Call for information and cludes many new arrangements such as \ FREE CATALOG. the oldest continuously singing men's conflict, the Pipes sang 'Home Again'. "Peg" by Steely Dan, "She Loves You" group in the country, established in 1872. Then, with the direction of The Orpheus by The Beatles, "Seven Bridges Road" by 800-726-7802 Gerald Hansen, Director of Alumni and Club, both the performers and the audi- The Eagles, and "She Out of My Life" by College relations and occasional Pipes ence broke into a resounding rendition 24 Noun Michael Jackson(no tears at the end 7 Day* groupie^ was at the concert, about which of "America", the entire Academy was though). Do not fear though, this new he commented,"it was the best Pipes on its feet singing in unison; a very recording will have all the favorite Pipes MtfywMKtAJMW; concert I have heard in fifteen years." moving moment indeed, completing a standards as well. • Hartford Art Scene

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Make YourMove to Wadnrorth Atheiwum Through March IT- A twenty-year retrospective of over a hundred works on paper. rUdJMIiXUp a Rewarding Career Stack and white images of the human body- exploring tin body as a landscape. MaschikAiigtiUhCoi : Salon-style lending in the Museum Cafe. Part of the Script ...in Teaching Teas series, Company One Theater, The play, directed byjuanita Rockwell, will feature live Irish folk music in a conceptualized work by professional actors. A discussion of the play and related visual art from the Wadsworth's ocJectton will follow. 3pm, Saturday, March 16, at the Museum Cafe. Through March 30:"GHOST" by Mel Chta, on tht ewtierof Muriel aniTttolt Stntis. Recreation of the Talcott Street Church, home of Hartford's first bUck congregation. See it any at Johns Hopkins time day or night,

Bromon tHutensky Theater, 233 Pearl Street March 8-April 7: TTwataWoito" production ol Bum TWi University A his on Broadway, now brought to Hartford. Performances Wednesdays through Saturdays at&p.m. Sundays at &30 pjn. Far tickets mi Infarmlttm all VitaltrWarlisal 5277&U. If you major in the liberal arts, sciences, or engineering and are Hartford Stage February 15-March 16; A.R< Gurney's The Snowball thinking about yourcareer after graduation, think about attending . ThU world premier focuses on Cooper Jones, a middle^iged businessman who rallies together friends from Ms childhood dancing school classes to recreate a popular Johns Hopkins University this summer. ballroom gala of their youth. Past and l*resent mingle in this gentle play about love, live, tradition and relationships, which is dinscied by Jack O'Brien and choreographed by Cradeh Our AcceleratedMasterof Arts in Teaching (AMAT) offere qualified Daniele. undergraduates the opportunity to begin a graduate education Hartjarii Stage Box Office: 527-5151 program during the summer after the junior year. The program March 29-April 27: Shakespeare's Julius Caesar Hartford StagedirectorMarkLarnoastagesthisepicofaband of conspirators that meets teacher certification requirements in Maryland and offers violently overthrows the corrupt Roman government, in a political study from theancient past which remains chillingly pertinent in the TWs, It is a drama of political upheaval, moral theoretical instruction and practical experience:. Accommodations intrigue and bloody revolution. will be made for students wishing to be certified in other states. Hartprii Stage Box Office: 527-5151 Center Church House Application deadline is May 1. For more infonnation on tlie AMAT March 17: Concert of Choral Music program, call l-800-GO-TO-JHIJ, or write Johns Hopta Thtf main work in the program will be Ma/mi's MiMH HrovH in C. K 220, fur trumpets, timpani, violins organ and cello. Also to be performed are Mozart's. Univmity, School of Continuing Studies, Division of hducatiou, DfflEuauaiond Al^vRtujaas well as two new sellings of the MasatfHSl ju The concert issposoredby the Church ami ArtsCnmmittkfof Cenler Church. It will begin-at 105 Whitehead Hall, Baltimore, Ml) 21218. 3pmonSundayintheMei;linglii)U!ieolthciorniTOfMiiinandColilStr«tj.Theconcertislrec and free parking is available in the Travelers garage. PAGE TEN THE TRINITY TRIPOD ARTS Something Mona's Corner: S.F.W. New Around Book Reviews By Mona Mennen the Corner S.F.W. •A.M.Wellman • BY MAHLON K. STEWART Random House, New York Arts Editor Publication Date: February 1,1991 Dennis Peabody advertises his $17.95,149 pages new store, Muse, as a fine melange of creative output from Hartford area stu- This book, besides being der dios. Muse, which has made a gallery rightfully amusing, is al§o somewhat space out of the once 'Arts and Leisure' scary because the protagonist, Cliff restaurant, is conveniently located next Spab, is in a situation that we may all to the College View Caf£ and Timothy's, think about. Hehas been taken hostage and is open Wednesday through Satur- by a group who calls themselves SPLIT day from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., and Sunday Dennis Peabody, MAHLON STEWART IMAGE (Sane People L%itimising Ille- 12 p.m. to 5 p.m.. 1 must say that it merits owner of MUSE gal Tactics Involving Media Acheiving a visit to see its varied collection of works. of a true art space. But, Dennis is still in Greater Ethics). This is a cause Spab Perhaps the most striking of the the process of developing this idea, and does riot support. ATM Wellnun \uthor GARTH FRANCIS items which Dennis exhibits are his own is presently concentrating on promoting "I knew I was in Madison stained glass works, some of which Muse and attracting people to the new Heights, Michigan, in a storage room ality. After the group frees themselves remind me of Frank Lloyd Wright de- space. inside this 7-Eleven there, the one on from SPLIT IMAGE, Spab emerges as a signs. Dennis owns a studio on Franklin My opinion? Muse has the po- John R. between the 11 and 12 Mile. I new media sensation and is confronted Avenue, and is in the process of complet- tential to be a wonderful artistic addition knew the people in the room with me: by reporters and interviewers anxious ing several sizable commissions. Muse to the community immediately surround- Joe Dice and Wendy Pfister. I knew to get a hold on his unique character. is Dennis' first attempt to show his work ing Trinity. It would particularly be- thatmy left wrist, like Wendy'sleft and Unfortunately, Spab cannot deal with in a space outside of his work area, and to hoove student artists to meet Dennis Joe's right wrist, was handcuffed to the the attention, and subsequently he em- sell it along with other works by Hart- Peabody and to check out his new estab- leg of my chair, one of those metal ploys his 236-pound brother to shield ford artists. At the same time, Dennis lishment. If Muse does become a part- funeral-home deals* I knew that out in him. Eventually Spab has to leave town wants to avoid the stigma of Muse being time exhibition space to which students the store there were a bunch of guys on an extended vacation. an'arts and crafts'store. Surely there are may be-invited to view their work, it with guns and panty hoseon their heads Spab does not drop off the pottery objects and inexpensive jewelry would be an invaluable asset. The Mather who had barricaded the 7-Eleven, with planet, though. He does return, and present in Muse which seem to charac- art space is one thing, but having the usinside,alongtimeago. Thatwasmy with him he brings a new outlook on terize 'arts and crafts' stores. But, the potential for more area artist to see and basic situation." life which enables him to withstand the combination of Dennis' own work, the evaluate student's art, and providing the Spab manages to escape and attention focused on him. This new at- quality of the other area artists works, chance for students to be exposed artistic is forced to deal with his life as, well if titude is the title of this book: S.F.W, or and the presentation of the works within, circle outside of Trinity, could be a terri- not a hero, a celebrity. SPLIT IMAGE, So Fucking What. • give this store: a gallery flavor. fic project, and who knows what could being proficient with camera equip- A.M. Wellman, 22, has writ- In calling Muse a gallery, Den- happen thereafter. The key to this though ment, had also hijacked artews station ten a poignant first novel. His protago- nis is also concerned with how he is is Dennis Peabody. He is an artist him- van, They broadcast live tapes of the nist made me laugh and provoked going to use the space in the future. As self, and he is amiable and very approach- hostages on national television each some thought as well. The book is we know, he now shows his own work, able. He has some ideas for Muse which night of the captivity, and it is through interesting and real. The story moves but Dennis is also playing with the idea could make it quite successful in the near these tapes the world is introduced to quickly... at 150 pages, it is a good of collaborating with students and pro- future. Don't be a stranger, go to Muse the self-described, wacky Spab persoh- afternoon read, if you have the time, i fessors in exhibiting their works, the mark today, its a hip place. B

and The Doors. For all its visual splendor and imagina- the same is just pounded into the audi- This is where.Oliver tive direction, we really don't know Jim, ence-Ijustwarited to tellStone'Enough Stone's new epic film of the or the other characters, any better at the already, I get your point. Now, give me fast times of Jim Morrison end of the film than at the beginning, and . some real insight.' It is as though the and The Doors finds its we want to understand them, and their entire film is an exposition and we strength. Itisatwohourplus relationships. really never get to the nitty gritty of the journey through music, LSD, Still, see The Doors. (Think twice if characters. and Jim's pontificating at con- you really hate the band and/or more I make no bones about the fact certs, -where he becomes al- movies about the 60's.) It's not Gone With that I am not very intrigued by the most a rock and roll evangel- the Wind, although Stone tried his best. If ist. In fact, upon leaving, we drug culture of the Sixties. I was not so you just lean back and enjoy the ride, psyched to be thrown headlong back felt as if we had just been at a you'll have a great trip. concert, mingled with some to the psychedelic age as was Liz. Per- groovy flashbacks. Yet it is haps then, this is why I needed more Russ: from this film. I had hoped The Doors for these reasons that I en- Yeah, yeah, Liz. Groovy, huh!? I joyed the film for its sheer would show a contemporary audience agree with Liz in the sense that The Doors entertainment value. My ears some keen insight into a group of indi- is visually stunning. The entire film were ringing from the bom- viduals that typified an extremely moves with tremendous eroticism and doors bardment of images and powerful and controversial period in sounds, yet these visions held me so sensuousness. The music, the costume, American culture. Oliver Stone does completely that I had no time to be criti- the camera work all whip up into what not offer this insight. The Doors is one cal as I watched. I just soaked it all in. seems to be a long, colorful hallucina- long opportunity for Stone to relive the tion. Outstanding from a purely artistic era on a flat, simplistic, albeit visually Suddenly,lastFridaynight,itwas Now however/1 am able to step point of view! However, Liz points out stunning level. Simply put, by the end jthe 60's again. A dream come true! back and regard The Doors astheworkof some negatives that I feel are much more Strange sights and smells greeted us as art if is. Val Kilmer truly becomes Jim of the film I'd had enough of Jim Mor- intrusive than she allows. rison and The Doors. The folks at MTV we wandered into what had used to be Morrison, Whether that's good or bad Oliver Stone's style is extremely ShowcaseCinemas. Thatnightthe rhea- will love this film, I'm sure; it makes for Val, we don't know, but his perform- pedantic and it wears me out. By the end jter could have passed for the Filmore for some great videos. ance is vibrant, sexy, and conveys the of the first hour of the film, the audience East, or some such long gone "in-spot" decadent self-destructiveness that was already has a clear picture of the deca- lof the psychedelic era. By the time the Jim. Yet, Oliver Stone is not the king of dence, the hysteria, and the extreme |"cerernony" began, we were all time subtlety, and thus what he did could L nature of the characters and the events ipping back to the age of peace, love have been done in less obtrusive ways. described. So, for the second hour, all of THE TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE ELEVEN FEATURES Fruits May Be Hazardous To Your Health

• BY DAVE BARRY Syndicated Columnist serious illness in the gnat community. Another good fruit or vegetable to grow yourself is the tomato. You've probably noticed that modem supermarket tomatoes are inedible. This is because Spring is here, and as an educated, environmentally sensitive nutrition they're not bred for human consumption: They're bred to be shipped long distances fanatic, you should definitely think about organically growing your own fruits and via truck, which requires that they have the same juicy tenderness as croquet balls. vegetables. Even as you read these words, top vegetable scientists are field-testing the Tomato Whatdo we mean when we say "organically grown" fruits and vegetables? of Tomorrow, which can withstand direct mortar fire and cannot be penetrated by Technically, we mean: "fruits and vegetables with insects living in them." Insects are any known kitchen implement except the Veg-Q-Matic Home Laser Slicer (Not Sold an important source of insects, and they're extremely healthy. They can spend a wild In Stores). night of flying around screeching and sucking The biggest problem with home- blood from unwary victims, yet when they get grown tomatoes, of course, is that they might back to the cave they still have enough "zing" left summon armed police to your home. I base this to sneak behind a stalactite for some hot sonar- statement on a Roanoke Times-News story written . enchanced sez ("Oh Marsha! Generate that fre- by Madelyn Rosenberg and sent to me by many quency again!"). This is in stark contrast to the alert readers. This story states that a couple in a average American consumer, who rarely makes it remote area of Montgomery County, Va., had through the monoloue on "The" Tonight Show." placed a tomato in a wire basket, and while the Why? Because the average American consumer is couple was away the tomato burst open an eating SUPERMARKET FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, dripped juice onto the phone-answering machine, which are known to contain — prepare to be causing it to short out somehow and repeatedly alarmed — chemicals. dial the county's 911 emergency number. The Of course not all chemicals are bad. sheriffs department traced the call and sent out Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, some deputies, who went into the house with for example, there would be no way to make their guns drawn. Fortunately the tomato did not water, a vital ingredient in beer. But many of the try anything stupid at that point, so the matter fruits and vegetables that you buy in supermar- was resolved peacefully, but you shudder to think kets have been saturated with a class of chemicals what might have happened if it had been a more that are defined, technically, as "chemicals with volatile vegetable, such as an asparagus or God long scary names," such as forbid, a zucchini. "dioxyethylrickylucyBOOGABOOGAcide." These Another vegetable you need to keep a chemicals can be harmful. In one laboratory close eye on is the eggplant. I have here an article experiment, they were fed to a group of rats for six from the International Herald-Tribune, alertly sent months, at the end of which 68 percent of the rats in by D iane Hewitt, concerning a man named had become cigarette smokers. Zahid Kassam in central England who claims that Why do fruit and vegetable growers put such dangerous substances on when he cut open an eggplant, "the seeds formed the name Allah in Arabic." your food? Actually, there's a very sensible explanation: they want to kill you. According to the article, "an estimated 4,500 pilgrims have visited Mr. Kassam's No, seriously, they use chemicals for many good reasons, which will be small house in Leicester since the town's mosque designated the vegetable a holy thoroughly discussed about a week from now in an irate letter to the editor written object." And this is not an isolated incident. The same article states that a man in by the attorney for the Fruit and Vegetable Growers Association. nearby Nottingham claims to have found Allah's name in yet ANOTHER eggplant. Nevertheless, as a modern concerned paranoid consumer you should To me, this article is even more alarming than the one my friend Libby definitely grow your own food organically. We do this in our household. We have Burger put on her refrigerator several years ago concerning the woman in Mexico a tree in our yard, planted by the former owner. Bob, who told us that it was either who attracted large crowds after discovering a tortilla with the face of the Virgin a lime tree or a grapefruit tree, he forgot which. We never put chemicals on it, and Mary on it. Because that was just one isolated tortilla, apparently acting on its own, every year it produces a nice crop of organic units the size of either large limes or whereas here we have who is obviously a coordinated effort by an entire class of small grapefruits with some kind of skin porblem that looks like fruit leprosy. We vegetables to form the name of a major world deity. This means that you, as a monitor these units carefully until the exact moment when they have ripened to nutrition-conscious organic gardener, run the risk that thousands of pilgrims could perfection, then we continue to monitor them as they fall on the ground and are flock to your door, creating a dangerous situation that could very well panic one of consumed by gnats. We've done this for two years now and have yet to notice any your tomatoes into calling the police. Maybe you should just order a pizza. •

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• BY JOHN RAMSEY He pokechecked the puck away from an McGranahan '93 was assessed a 5:00 breakaway, but missed wide. Trinceri AND JOHN TWICHELL Amherst defenseman, and it slid past boarding penalty on a questionable call. had a good bid on a wraparound, but Doyle who looked uncharacteristically The dubious penalty proved to was stuffed by Doyle, With under two foolish. The goal was Snecinski's ninth, be a big factor in the game as it took the minutes left in the period, Tom Scull '92 The Trinity Hockey team won and gave Trinity a big emotional boost. Bantams out of their dominating mode, appeared ta give Trinity a 4-3 lead on their fourth ECAC South Championship Trinity was outplaying the Lord and gave Amherst much some needed another wraparound, but the apparent last Wednesday. Larry Trinceri's '91 Jeffs and cashed in again with 10:43 left in offensive momentum. Trinity killed off goal was waved off. third period goal broke a 3-3 tie and the first period. Scott Leddy '92, took a the penalty, and another 2:00 penalty Ten seconds into the third pe- gave the Bantams a 4-3 win over pass from Jay Monahan '93, blasted a which gave the Lord Jeffs a 5 on 3 adavan- riod, Trinceri scored the winning goal on slapshot which was saved by Doyle, but tage. Jeff Tuck *92 was tremendous in ECAC SOI.TH TIN4I S a breakaway. Speeding toward the trickled behind him. Team captain John goal during the long Amherst advan- Amherst goal, he forced Amherst goalie TRINITY 4 Gregory '91 was there to stuff the puck tage. Brian Doyle to move across his crease by AMHERST 3 in, for a 2-0 Trinity lead. Less than 90 Shortly after the two penalties suddenly cutting to the right. When seconds later, Amherst's Doug Smink expired, Amherst pulled to within one, Doyle opened his legs to move, Trinceri Amherst, sending them to the ECAC beat Tuck with a 20 foot snapshot cutting scoring on a . The goal, and fired a backhander between the pads. North/South Finals. the Trinity lead to 2-1 with 9:20 left in the Amherst's play in the latter part of the The remainder of the game was score- Early in the first period, Trini ty period. At 8:22 Trinity brought their lead period gave them the momentum enter- less, but Trinity had some genuine op- made it clear that Amherst's All-ECAC back to two goals. Jay Monahan '93 ing the middle period. portunities, most which were set up by South goalie Brian Doyle would not deflected Tom Presz's '92 slapshot past Amherst seemed ready to tie good forechecking. The Bantams contin- dominate the game., John Snecinski '93 Doyle. The Bantams continued to out- the game at any moment in the opening ued to hit hard, as they had all season. gave the Bants a 1-0 lead, with 2:30 gone. play and outhit the Lord Jeffs, until Eric minutes of the second period.- They got Trinceri, Leddy, and Mike Raff in '94 had their chance on a powerplay. With deft intimidating hits on the Lord Jeffs. With passing, they moved the puck to an open 47 secondsleft in thecontest, Trinity took forward who fired a low shot just inside a penalty, and Amherst threatened to tie. Surprise, Surprise, Tuck had to turn away two powerful the post, past Tuck, tying the score 3-3. With the score even, each team had plenty Amherst shots, before time expired. He of chances to score, but could not. Trin- stood tall in the net, and the Bantams were South champions for the firdt time It's Going to Be The ity, after a nifty Snecinski rush took con- since 1988. trol of the latter minutes of the period. Runnin' Rebs Again Darin Steinberg '91 almost scored on a

rated Syracuse. Billy Owens will show freshman sensation will • BY PETER M.FRIEDMAN having an outside chance. This bracket up to play and do a darn good job of it, Sports Editor will provide few surprises, however a rally the home crowd, and step up to the potential first round upset of Georgia but the whiny Jim ifoheim will under- finals. And there they will meet the same • It's time for March Madness! Now Tech is likely. The usually overrated coach his team once again. The Cow- ignominious defeat that Duke did last that the NCAA regular season is over, DePaul Blue Demons will stop last year's boys, and their mean style of play will year. UNLV, riding the crest of what will the tournament is ready to get set and go. Final Four team, and end Kenny send the Tar Heels back to Chapel Hill, then be a 45 game winning streak will be A quick look at the 64-team bracket re- Anderson's college career early in the leaving Dean Smith continuing in his repeat champions. In a taste of poetic veals only one likely outcome; UNLV tournament. The L.S.U.-UConn match- quest for a second national champicfri- .justice, the Hoosiers will be the last team repeating as champion. But the other 63 up should provide a solid game, with the ship. with a chance to stop UNLV from being teams will probably provide a good snow outcome (and LSU's tournament hopes) Speaking of national champion- the first team to go undefeated since scrambling for the remaining three spots hinging on the health of one Shaquille ships, Bobby Knight will lead his Indi- Indiana did it in 1976. Bobby Knighf s boys will not succeed however, and will in the Final Four, in . O'Neal. With a healthy O'Neal this team ana squad to the promised land of the fall in a rout 102-81. UNLV (30-0), the #1 seed in the could make it almost all the way under Final Four once again. The 1991 Final West, should have no problem in it's first the guidance of Dale Brown, Perennial Four is going to be held in Indianapolis, round game, but might run into a test in Final Four contenders Duke will not be and you can be that the Hoosiers will be a potential second round match-up with back this.year, falling to either LSU or there to put a smile on the face of the Georgetown (18-12). Another possible UConn. If it's UConn there will be no natives. To get there, Indiana will have problem will come when the Rebels get magical Tate George this year, because to eliminate a very talented Arkansas team. Arkansas has a good team, but set to take on #5 Michigan State (18-10) in they in turn will fall to top-seed Ohio The Tripod Is 's excessive girth will liter-' a probable third-round gtime. Steve State. If it is LSU however that the Buck- ally weigh the Razorbacks down. Ar- Smith of State will challenge, but not eyes face, a Shaq Attack could put the Now Accepting kansas will knock out a tough Wake vanquish the Rebs. In the West regional Tigers in Indianapolis against the Run- Forrest team, thatwon'tbe playing patsy final I foresee a UNLV-Seton Hall nin' Rebels. Applications For for the first time in a while. On the way matchup. The Hall's hot streak, led by- The other two brackets will not be to it's showdown with Arkansas the stars Terry Dehere, Anthony A vent and quite as predictable. North Carolina will Spring Sports Hoosiers will put the clamps ana rejuve- survive early scares from Pete Carill's Oliver Taylor, (coming off of a shocking nated Kansas squad. : ' Princeton team, and the Bruins of UCLA, •Writers. ••.••;••'• v ; Mi\ Big East tournament win) will come to an So, the Final Four matchups will only to be knocked outby therough,tough end, but only after derailing highly touted be UNLV vs. Ohio State or possibly LSU, Cowboys of State. The Cow-' Please Contact Arizona. • and either way that should be laugher. boys, led by unknown. • This should set up Larry Johnson, Theothergamewjllfeatureaclosergame, will knock out the Heels, putting the final Peter Friedman, Stacey Augmon and and Co. in a Final with Indiana taking on Oklahoma St. touch on a string of upsets, which will Four showdown with Midwest cham- Indiana, behind Calbert Chaney and pion Ohio State (25-3), but with LSU include eliminating perpetually over- Box 1310

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TRINITY O COLL EG.E O Watch The Kidd By Peter M. SEASON o Tripod Writer Takes on- Phenom Friedman D BY TIM RICHMAN able, will be ANYWHERE he wants to go, O Assistant Sports Editor he will not have to change positions. He can always be a multi-talented, athletic, In the USA Today's Top 25 High superstar point guard. is 6'4" School Boys' Basketball teams is a team Boswell, who caused a controversy a tall and quick as lightning. And strong, Being a serious aficionado of from Alameda, CA. Currently ranked too. Last year he tore down a basket. few years ago when he accused Jose number 23, the St. Joseph-Notre Dame Major Leauge Baseball, I have come dis- Canseco of being on steroids, deftly while dunking. cover many different facets of the game. High School Pilots feature one of the When I was a senior in high writes about baseball people, and also premiere players in the nation, Jason Kidd. Not only does the physical game have its includes a nice piece on different ball school, I had the chance to play against I read the USA Today every Tuesday to own mystique, but baseball has a sizable parks. Kidd and the Pilots. Our team was a follow the team and Kidd. Recently they amount of top-notch literature written In the fiction department, Ber- serious underdog. We only lost by 20, about it. played my high school, Piedmont. Pied- though, which was pretty good consid- nard Malamud'sTheNatural is the best mont High School is not the tallest, quick- Having read a good deal of . baseballnovelthatl'veeverread. Wrap- ering we finished the season at 6-20. Kidd est, or highest leaping school in the na- baseball books, I feel that it would be ping the American dream of being a scored only'six or eight points against us tion, but they put up a fight equal to their generous of me to impart a list of my baseball player and marrying a high the first game, and I believe I had a sig- abilities. They lost 84-37. favorites to my readers (if there are any school sweetheart in a blanket of corrup- nificant part in that. You see, Kidd slipped of you out there). In general these books tion, disaster, and finally self-redemp- Kidd had 30 points, 13 rebounds, on a wet spot early in the second quarter all have one thing in common; they treat tion, Malamud weaves a fantastic web II steals and 9 assists. One assist from a and did not return for the rest of the baseball with respect. Serious baseball of a novel. Other fiction books about quadruple double. It would have been game. I like to think it was my sweat writers rarely dwell on the action in a baseball are usually not quite as good, his fourth of the year. One quadruple drips on which Kidd slipped. game, eschewing the hits, misses, and but there are a few good ones, notably. double is something most players can Maybe I'm dreaming, maybe homeruns for the intellectual side. More Roger Kahn's The Seventh Game. only dream about. Four is almost an not. All I know is that in the next game, often than not writers concentrate on the unheard of feat. Currently, Kidd is aver- There are however five books in which I was assigned the task of guard- personalities of baseball, its characters aging 25.5 points, 10.4 rebounds, 8.9 as- that stand head and shoulders above the ing somebody else, Kidd scored around and its quirks. sists and 5.1 steals as point guard for the rest. They are: Good Enough to Dream, 20 points. So, it looks as though I did a Pilots. Last year, Kidd, only a sopho- So in no particular order, here a book about spending a season as the number on Jason Kidd, California Fresh- are a list of my favorites: owner of a Single A baseball team, also more, averaged a triple double for the man Basketball Player of the year for The first book that comes to mind by Roger Kahn; 1949 by David Halber- season with 17 points, 10 rebounds, and 1988-89. is George F. Will's Men at Work, in large stam, which recounts the epic struggle 10 assists. Averaged a triple double. Not Now you may think I'm'talking part because Mr. Will is a Trinity alum- between the Boston Red Sox and the bad for being in 10th grade only. a bit too much about Jason Kidd. I'm not. nus. (Class of 1962) At the time of its New York Yankees for the American Now I know New York City is Before, I would have had no proof of the publication, the book was hailed a a Leauge pennant; The Glory of Their supposed to be the hot bed for high school greatness of Kidd; you would just have masterpiece. The book is exceptionally Times, a well-written book with a re- hoops, but when you've got 200 high had to wait two years and see Kidd down well written, and it is as in-depth a study markable wealth of photographs, by schools or so for basketball players to at UCLA leading the Bruins to a National of the four fundamentals of baseball Donald Horag and Lawrence Ritter; come from, you are going to get a fair Championship with and (managing, fielding, hitting, and pitch- Baseball America.byDonaldHonig.puts share of good players, I'm not saying Ed O Bannon, two more super Califor- ing) as a person could want. Mr. Will the game into perspective against a that the San Francisco Bay Area is going nia products. But now I do have proof of goes in-depth, behind the glamor of background of American history; and to become the next high school basketball what a great player Kidd is. In the Feb- baseball to show how players go about tops on my list is Season Ticket by Roger gold mine, but they aren't chopped liver ruary 18 Sports Illustrated, on page 55 if their business in an everyday fashion. . Angell. . This brilliant collection of es- either. A pair of fantastic books dgme you'd care to check, Sports Illustrated says captures all of the beauty, power, What I will say however is that asked a number of "college coaches, high fromThomas Boswell, a Washington D.C. and majesty of the game. Jason Kidd is the premier high school baseball writer. How Life Imitates the . school mavens^and even a few psychics" basketball player in the nation. And if to get what they believe willbe the 1995 World Series and Why Time Begins on So there you have it, a list of that is not true now, it will certainly be College All-America team. On it are four Opening Day are collections of essays books that give the essence of baseball. true next year. written over the course of entire seasons. Ten books, all of which are very worth seniors and one junior, Jason Kidd. your while to read. H And when he goes to college, His is a name to look for in the which, provided his grades are accept- future. The Kidd can play.H TRINITY COLLEGE ENT OF ENGLISH PRIZES SHORT STORIES ' SPEECHES The Trinity Alumnus Prizes in Fiction: $250, $175, and $100 for The F. A. Brown Prize in Public Speaking: $350, $225, and $150. short stories of any length. One submission per student. Deliver Requirements: to Professor Abel, Department of English, English House. 1. All speeches must be published, public speeches — not speeches from plays, poetry, or your own compositions. POEMS 2. Speeches should run from 3 to 7 minutes (maximum). John Curtis Underwood Memorial Prizes in Poetry: $200, $125, 3. All submissions should be presented to Professor Thomas in and $75. Up to four pages of poetry from each student. Deliver to the English Department by 4:00 p.m., Monday, April 15. Include: Professor Qgden, Department of English, English House. > a copy of the speech, including title and author > running time PLAYS >your own name, box #, telephone. The Frank W. Whitlock Prizes in Drama: $200, $150, and $100 for 4. Speeches will be judged from 4-5:30 p.m., Thursday, April 18, one-act play scripts. One submission from each student. Deliver by a panel of judges in Seabury 9-17. to Prof essor Feinsod, Austin Arts Center. ESSAYS FICTION OR NON-FICTION The Alpha Delta Phi Literary Prize: $1,000 for an original prose The Alumni Prizes in English Composition: $250 and $150 for fiction or non-fiction manuscript by any currently enrolled expository writing. Papers originally written for college courses Trinity College undergraduate or IDP student. will be accepted if conscientiously revised and retyped. One See separate posters for entry rules. . submission from each student. Deliver to Professor Benedict, Department of English, English House.

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Final Records for Bantam Teams Women's Basketball Cumulative Final Statistics (17-8)

Player Ppg. EgS Rgg. Aeg- K. Kolstad o91 14.6 44.2 7.0 1.6 Women's Basketball 17-8 'A. Chiodo 92 11.0 41.1 7.1 1.8* K. Moynagh 93 9.6 33.6 2.6 3.9 Men's Basketball 1041 J. Kupa 93 6.6 49.0 6.7 0.4 L. O'Connell 93 6.6 31.6 3.2 2.2 Men's Hockey 17-8-1 J. Hadfield 94 6.4 42.2 4.9 0.5 J. Falcigno 93 5.4 39.7 1.8 1.6 Women's Squash 9-3 M. Flynn 94 5.0 52.7 2.7 0.4 K. Armstrong 94 2.7 32.8 2.9 0.2 Men's Squash 7-7 C. Gosselin 94 2.5 38.5 1.1 0.8 Trinity College 69.4 40.9 45.4 13.3 Women's Swimming 4-5 Opponents 61.0 36.1 43.7 8.9 Men's Swimming '7-2 Men's Wrestling 3-12 Men's Basketball Cumulative Statistics (10-11) Player Q Ppg. Eg% ESS, Afig. J.Reilly 91 14.0 41.3 1.8 3.4 D. Jones 94 12.3 51.8 7.4 0.4 Bantams Swim to Five New College Records in M. Allen 92 9.0 40,9 1.0 1.4 M. Vaughn 92 7.1 35.9 2.7 2.7 New England England Championships.Dave G. Haffner 94 6.9 64.6 5.1 1.4 Shapiro '92 set three new records and was part of a D. McCoy 92 6.1 41.2 2.4 2.7 P. Vanderhiede 93 5.4 54.5 4.8 0.5 fourth record. On the women's side Kim Aguilar CHinchey 91 5.1 41.9 1.9 1.4 and Stephanie Cope both '94 set new school records J. Almeida 94 4.9 42.0 1.2 1.5 M.O'Day 93 3.9 57.1 2.2 0.3 capping off fantastic freshmen seasons. D.Rausch 93 - 1.9 48.3 1.9 0.1

Trinity College 76.9 45.3 37.1 15.8 Opponents 76.7 43.6 39.2 10.6

Men's Ice Hockey Through 24 Games (17-8-1) Player CJ Gls. AsL Pis, ±Zr L. Trinceri 91 14 20 34 28.0 Pro-Divsion Championship: J. Monahan 93 10 18 28 27.5 S.Leddy 92 6 23 29 43.0 DEMO 42 T. Mills 94 12 7 19 21.0 J.Gregory 91 8 12 20 25.5 MILLER TIME 40 J. Snecinski 93 8 8 16 4.5 E. McCranahan 93 8 10 18 15.0 M. Mooney 92 7 9 16 1.0 D. Steinberg 91 9 4 13 5.5 College East vs. College West: C. Golini 94 3 9 12 14.0 T. Presz 92 • 2 6- 8 11.0 BOMBERS 31 * S. Burgess 92 3' 5 8 E H. Einbender 94 6 7 6,5 INTERNATIONAL GUNNERS 26 •; l

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College West Finals: * In addition to her other statistics, Ms. Chiodo shattered her own single-season blocked shots standard, with 63 rejections, This 6'0 tall defen- INTERNATIONAL GUNNERS 31 sive wizard also had 75 steals to lead the team. Were there such a thing, Ms. BIG BOSS MEN 30 Chiodo would certainly qualify as a division three defensive Ail-American.

Directions To Away Games College View Specials Come to the View for Dinner! Pitchers of Busch are only $3 when you order For directions to a meal between 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. the new Trinity Ice .Monday Night - $3 pitchers of Milwaukee's Hockey Rink, check Best from 9 p.m. to closing. Sunday Night - Pitchers of Milwaukee's Best Page Two. are only $3 between 9 p.m. and closing. SPORTS IF WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING, THEN WHY KEEP SCORE? Icemen Win It All • BY JOHN RAMSEY AND JOHN TWICHELL • TheTriniryBantamsaretheCham- pions! The Trinity Hockey squad cap- . tured their fourth ECAC North/South Championship with a stirring 4-3 over- time win, Sunday night in Fitchburg. Martin Mooney scored the champion- re \c ravisrov m FINALS TRINITY