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WEDNESDAY MORNING, MARCH 28

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM 4:30 KATU News This Morning (N) (N) (cc) AM Northwest (cc) The View ; Vera Wang; Live! With Kelly Jessica Biel; Abi- 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (Cont’d) Bone Hampton. (cc) (TV14) gail Breslin. (N) (cc) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 6am (N) (cc) CBS This Morning (N) (cc) Let’s Make a Deal (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Price Is Right (N) (cc) (TVG) The Young and the Restless (N) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 (TV14) NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 Today The Hiring Our Heroes Today initiative. (N) (cc) Anderson (cc) (TVG) 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) EXHALE: Core Wild Kratts (cc) Curious George Cat in the Hat Super Why! Dinosaur Train Sesame Street Gina teaches Sid the Science Clifford the Big Martha Speaks WordWorld (TVY) 10/KOPB 10 10 Fusion (TVG) (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVY) Marco about Spanish. (cc) (TVY) Kid (TVY) Red Dog (TVY) (TVY) Good Day Oregon-6 (N) Good Day Oregon (N) MORE Good Day Oregon The 700 Club (cc) (TVPG) Law & Order: Criminal Intent An ear 12/KPTV 12 12 surgeon’s murder. (TV14) International Fel- Paid Paid Paid Zula Patrol (cc) Pearlie (TVY7) Through the Bible International Fel- Paid Paid Paid Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 lowship (TVY) lowship Creflo Dollar (cc) John Hagee Breakthrough This Is Your Day Believer’s Voice Winning With 360 Degree Life Pro-Claim Behind the Joyce Meyer Life Today With Today: Marilyn & 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVG) Today (cc) (TVG) W/Rod Parsley (cc) (TVG) of Victory (cc) Wisdom (cc) Scenes (cc) James Robison Sarah Eye Opener (N) (cc) My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl Swift Justice: Swift Justice: Maury (cc) (TV14) The Steve Wilkos Show (cc) (TVPG) 32/KRCW 3 3 (TV14) (TV14) Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Andrew Wom- Paid The Jeremy Kyle Show (N) (cc) America Now (cc) Divorce Court (N) Excused (cc) Excused (cc) Cheaters (cc) Cheaters (cc) America’s Court Judge Alex (N) 49/KPDX 13 13 mack (TVPG) (TVG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid Dog the Bounty Hunter (cc) (TVPG) Dog the Bounty Hunter (cc) (TVPG) Criminal Minds Mayhem. Terrorist Criminal Minds A serial killer tar- CSI: Miami Truck full of confis- A&E 52 181 bombing. (cc) (TV14) gets police officers. (cc) (TV14) cated weapons. (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid The Three Stoog- MacArthur ★★★ (‘77) , Ed Flanders. Gen. Douglas MacArthur manages AMC 71 231 es (TVG) postwar Japan. ‘PG’ (2:08) Orangutan Island Escape to Chimp Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) The Crocodile Hunter Steve’s Wild Kingdom Africa’s forest Dogs 101 Doberman, westie, Irish Dogs 101 Bloodhound, Yorkshire AP 43 130 (TVG) Eden (TVG) (TVG) Story. (cc) (TVG) elephants. (cc) (TVPG) setter. (cc) (TVPG) terrier. (cc) (TVPG) BET Inspiration (TVG) Paid The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac Everybody Hates Everybody Hates My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids BET 56 270 Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Chris Chris (TVPG) (TVPG) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Entourage (cc) Daily Show/Jon The Colbert Comedy Central Comedy Central RENO 911! (cc) COM 60 190 (TVMA) Stewart Report (cc) Presents (TV14) Presents (TV14) (TV14) Paid Paid Stompin’ Ground The Willis family ’net Impact Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Dwight Jaynes. . . Softy CSN 37 77 competes in rodeos. (TVG) competes in rodeos. Posting Up Paid Creflo Dollar (cc) Paid Life Today With Joyce Meyer Paid I (Almost) Got Away With It (cc) FBI: Criminal Pursuit (cc) (TV14) How It’s Made How It’s Made DISC 7 120 (TVG) James Robison (TV14) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) 3rd & Bird (cc) Little Einsteins Gaspard & Lisa Chuggington (N) Mickey Mouse Jake and the Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt (‘07) Doc McStuffins Little Einsteins Mickey Mouse Octonauts (cc) DISN 41 250 (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) Clubhouse Pirates Voices of Wayne Allwine. (48) (N) (cc) (cc) (TVY) Clubhouse (TVY) Paid Paid E! News 50 Super Epic TV Moments Count down of the best TV moments. The Hot Chick ★ (‘02) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. A cheerleader E! 70 196 (TV14) and a man switch bodies via magic earrings. ‘PG-13’ (1:41) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) MLB Preseason Baseball New York Yankees at Atlanta. (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 3:00 Mike and Mike in the Morning ESPN First Take (N) (Live) (cc) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (cc) ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinals. ESPN2 36 74 (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) (N) (Live) (cc) Joyce Meyer Amazing Facts Boy Meets World Boy Meets World What I Like About What I Like About Full House (cc) 700 Club Inter- The 700 Club A couple faces chal- Gilmore Girls Lorelai goes to FAM 39 199 Presents (TVG) (TVG) You You (TVG) active lenges; Marcus Gray. (cc) (TVG) Luke’s diner. (cc) (TVPG) America’s Newsroom (N) Happening Now (N) America Live (N) FNC 48 118 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Throwdown, Ace of Cakes Ace of Cakes FOOD 66 164 Bobby Flay Potato salad. Paid Paid Are You Smarter? Batman Begins ★★★ (‘05) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark District 9 ★★★ (‘09) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. FX 53 53 Knight. ‘PG-13’ (2:20) ‘R’ (1:51) Morning Drive Morning Drive Golf Channel Inside the PGA Paid Paid GOLF 33 304 Academy Tour (TVG) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy Job The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Martha Stewart Show (cc) Mad Hungry With Mad Hungry With HALL 18 240 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Switching. (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) Lucinda Lucinda Paid Ground Breakers Professional Hidden Potential Cash in the Attic Cash in the Attic Cash & Cari (cc) Cash & Cari (cc) Love It or List It Hung. A formi- Love It or List It Nancy and Andrew HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) Grade (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) dable facelift. (cc) (TVG) need functional space. (TVG) Paid Paid TBA The Lost Pyramid Ancient Egyptian pyramids. (cc) (TVPG) UFO Hunters A UFO sighting at a UFO Hunters USOs. Undersea HIST 50 128 U.S. military base. (cc) (TVPG) object. (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid The Balancing Act News, trends, Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old LIFE 69 140 advice and stories. (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Christine Christine The Daily Rundown (N) Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) NOW With Alex Wagner (N) Andrea Mitchell Reports (N) News Nation (N) MSNBC 128 103 AMTV: Morning Hot Mix (TVPG) AMTV: 10 on Top Countdown (TVPG) I Used to Be Fat Maddy. An addic- I Used to Be Fat Holly. (TVPG) I Used to Be Fat Janelle. Janelle A cheerleader MTV 63 210 tion to food. (TVPG) must balance health. (TVPG) prepares for motherhood. (cc) Family Matters Family Matters Winx Club (cc) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Max & Ruby Tea Franklin and Dora the Explorer Team Umizoomi Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies NICK 40 252 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVY7) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants party. (TVY) Friends (TVY) (TVY) Carnival. (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) The Dan Patrick Show (N) (Live) Paid Paid Paid Paid UEFA Pregame UEFA Champ. ROOT 34 76 League Soccer Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Repo Games Repo Games CSI: NY Two murder victims had CSI: Crime Scene Investigation SPIKE 57 54 (TVPG) (TVPG) a common past. (cc) (TV14) Hunt down serial killer. (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Ghost Whisperer Melinda fears for Ghost Whisperer Melinda gives Ghost Whisperer See No Evil. Ghost Whisperer An encounter SYFY 59 180 her unborn child. (cc) (TVPG) birth to a son. (cc) (TV14) Threatening e-mail chain. (TVPG) with Eli’s dead mother. (TVPG) Married. . . With Married. . . With Home Improve- Home Improve- Fresh Prince of Fresh Prince of Tyler Perry’s Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Tyler Perry’s According to Jim TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) ment (TVG) ment (TVG) Bel-Air Bel-Air House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne (TV14) Little People, Big Little People, Big 18 Kids and 18 Kids and (cc) A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) Baby’s First Day I Didn’t Know I I Didn’t Know I (cc) Kitchen Boss (N) TLC 38 139 World (TVG) World (TVG) Counting (cc) Counting (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Was Pregnant Was Pregnant (TVPG) (TVPG) Angel Quickening. Wolfram & Hart Angel Lullaby. Darla begins child- Charmed Coyote Piper. High- Charmed Prue and Phoebe follow Supernatural Mental hospital Supernatural A teenager swaps TNT 54 51 and a cult target Darla. (TV14) birth. (cc) (TV14) school reunion. (cc) (TV14) an ice-cream man. (cc) (TVPG) patients are attacked. (cc) (TV14) bodies with Sam. (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Passport to Passport to Amazing Vacation Amazing Vacation Extreme Superstructures Tallest TRAV 65 170 Europe Europe Homes Homes building. (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Murder, She Wrote Jessica probes Leave It to Bea- Leave It to Bea- The Dick Van The Dick Van The Andy Griffith The Andy Griffith TVLND 64 244 Nashville murder. (TVG) ver (cc) (TVG) ver (cc) (TVG) Dyke Show Dyke Show Show (TVG) Show (TVG) Tu Desayuno Alegre Carlos Gastel- ¡Despierta América! Noticias y reportajes. (N) (SS) Casos de Familia Judith Grace UNI/47 31 16 lum y Jessica Fox. (N) (TVPG) González. (SS) (TVPG) Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Psych Shawn and Gus investi- Sex and the City ★★★ (‘08) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. Time brings many changes for Carrie House Selfish. A seemingly USA 58 50 cheating couple disappear. (TV14) gate a shooting. (cc) (TVPG) and her gal pals. ‘R’ (cc) (2:25) healthy teen collapses. (TV14) Jump Start (TVPG) Big Morning Buzz Live (N) (Live) Stevie TV (TV14) Jeepers Creepers VH1 62 217 (TVPG) ★★ (‘01) Matlock Leanne’s boyfriend stole Matlock The Crook. Book collec- In the Heat of the Night Woman is In the Heat of the Night Shooting WGN Midday News (N) (cc) Walker, Texas Ranger Full Contact. WGN-A 9 9 her diary. (cc) (TVPG) tor accused of murder. (TVPG) involved in hit and run. (TVPG) may be racially motivated. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) 6:10 The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle ★ (‘00) 7:45 X2: X-Men United ★★★ (‘03) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A right-wing mili- City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold ★★★ (‘94) Billy Crystal. HBO 551 401 Voices of Rene Russo. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:28) tarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:14) Mitch and friends ride out in search of hidden treasure. ‘PG-13’ 5:10 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ★★ 7:15 One Little Indian ★★ (‘73) , Vera Miles. Premiere. The Untold ★ (‘02) Lance Henriksen. A rescue team Adam Resurrected (‘08) Jeff Goldblum. A former SHO 576 366 (‘10) Kristen Stewart. (Cont’d) Army deserter flees by camel with boy raised by tribe. ‘G’ (1:30) encounters the legendary sasquatch. ‘R’ (cc) performer becomes the ringleader in an asylum. ‘R’ 4:45 30 Minutes 6:20 White Chicks ★★ (‘04) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Two 8:20 Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) Angela Bassett. A 10:15 Starz Stu- 10:35 Battle: Los Angeles ★★ (‘11) Aaron Eckhart. STRZ 534 340 or Less (Cont’d) male FBI agents pose as female socialites. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) bride and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. dios (TV14) U.S. Marine troops fight off alien invaders. ‘PG-13’ 5:15 The Devil Is a Sissy ★★ (‘36) Little Lord Fauntleroy ★★★ (‘36) Freddie Bartholomew. A British earl The Spanish Gardener ★★ (‘57) Dirk Bogarde, Jon Whiteley. A father Libel ★★ (‘59) Dirk Bogarde, Oliv- TCM 501 230 ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) summons his grandson from 1880s . ‘NR’ (1:38) resents his son’s devotion to their gardener. ‘NR’ (1:35) ia de Havilland. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:40) WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 28

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM The Chew (cc) (TVPG) The Revolution (TV14) General Hospital (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (cc) (TVPG) KATU News First at Four (N) (cc) KATU News at 5 ABC World News 2/KATU 2 2 (N) (cc) KOIN Local 6 at The Bold and the The Talk (cc) (TV14) The Doctors 4 Ways to Prevent Dr. Phil Young Girls Extreme: Sex- KOIN Local 6 at 4 KOIN Local 6 at 5 KOIN Local 6 at 6/KOIN 6 6 Noon (N) (cc) Beautiful (N) Medical Mistakes. (N) (TVPG) ual Exploitation. (N) (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) 5:30 (N) (cc) NewsChannel 8 at Who Wants to Be The Nate Berkus Show Suze Orman; Days of our Lives (N) (cc) (TV14) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (cc) Your Four O’Clock News (N) NewsChannel 8 at NBC Nightly News 8/KGW 8 8 Noon (N) a Millionaire flea-market finds. (TVPG) (TVG) 5PM (N) (N) (cc) The Best of the Hubert Keller: Charlie Rose (N) (cc) Barney & Friends Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur Blackout. WordGirl (cc) Wild Kratts (cc) The Electric Com- Fetch! With Ruff 10/KOPB 10 10 Joy of Painting Secrets of Chef (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVY7) (TVY) pany (TVY) Ruffman (TVY) Perry Mason (cc) (TVG) Rachael Ray (cc) (TVG) Better (N) (cc) (TVPG) Judge Judy (cc) Judge Judy (cc) Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (cc) 5 O’Clock News (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Paid Paid George Lopez Any Which Way You Can ★★ (‘80) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. Bare-knuckle fighter Ghost Whisperer Melinda discov- Ghost Whisperer Melinda helps a 22/KPXG 5 5 (cc) (TVPG) Philo Beddoe agrees to one last match. ‘PG’ (1:56) ers a secret. (cc) (TVPG) confused ghost. (cc) (TVPG) The 700 Club (cc) (TVPG) John Hagee Bible Prophecy Praise the Lord (cc) Billy Graham Crusade Behind the Turning Point- 24/KNMT 20 20 Today (cc) (TVG) Revealed Scenes (cc) Jeremiah Jerry Springer (cc) (TV14) Maury (cc) (TV14) The Bill Cunningham Show Secrets Dr. Drew’s Dr. Drew’s Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Family Guy How I Met Your 32/KRCW 3 3 and betrayal. (N) (TV14) Lifechangers Lifechangers (TVPG) (TVPG) DaBoom. (TV14) Mother (TVPG) The People’s Court (N) (cc) (TVPG) Judge Mathis Accusations of steal- Judge Joe Brown Judge Joe Brown Cops (cc) (TV14) Cops (cc) America’s Funniest Home Videos Family Feud (cc) Family Feud (cc) 49/KPDX 13 13 ing an inheritance. (N) (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) CSI: Miami Man Down. A member Criminal Minds Reid and Prentiss Criminal Minds Notorious New The First 48 Get That Money; The First 48 A man is shot to The First 48 Last Wish. A man is A&E 52 181 of the team dies. (cc) (TV14) are taken hostage. (cc) (TV14) England serial killer. (cc) (TV14) Senseless. (cc) (TV14) death. (cc) (TV14) found dead on a sidewalk. (TV14) 9:30 MacArthur Die Hard 2 ★★★ (‘90) , Bonnie Bedelia. Police hero spots military terror- Hard to Kill ★★ (‘90) Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock. Years after CSI: Miami Death Grip. Tennis AMC 71 231 ★★★ (Cont’d) ists at D.C. airport. ‘R’ (cc) (2:04) nearly dying, a policeman seeks revenge. ‘R’ (cc) (1:35) player is kidnapped. (cc) (TV14) Miami Animal Police Dog Day Miami Animal Police Raccoon Miami Animal Police Blind Gator. A Too Cute! A sanctuary that saves Infested! Noise from the attic Hillbilly Handfishin’ Say Hello to AP 43 130 Afternoon. (cc) (TVPG) Raiders. (cc) (TVPG) blind alligator. (cc) (TVPG) baby sloths. (TVPG) frightens a family. (cc) (TVPG) My Little Friend. (cc) (TVPG) The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) I Do. . . I Did! (‘09) Cherie Johnson, Marcus Patrick. Marcus gets Everybody Hates Everybody Hates My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) BET 56 270 (TVPG) (TVPG) himself in trouble being married to two women. ‘R’ (cc) Chris Chris (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (cc) CNN 44 100 Beverly Hills Cop II ★★ (‘87) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. A Scrubs My Man- Scrubs My Prin- Crank Yankers 3:24 Futurama 3:56 Futurama 4:28 Tosh.0 (cc) It’s Always Sunny South Park (cc) COM 60 190 cop tangles with a vicious gang in California. ‘R’ (cc) (1:43) hood. (TVPG) cess. (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) in Phila. (TV14) 10:00 Softy (Cont’d) Paid Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Paid The FAN CSN 37 77 competes in rodeos. Dirty Jobs (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) Chasing Classic Cars (cc) (TVPG) American Chopper (cc) (TVPG) American Chopper (cc) (TVPG) MythBusters (cc) (TVPG) DISC 7 120 Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Special Agent Jake and the Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of A.N.T. Farm par- A.N.T. Farm (cc) A.N.T. Farm (cc) Jessie Used Jessie (cc) DISN 41 250 Clubhouse (cc) (TVY) Oso (TVG) Pirates Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place ticipANTs. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Karma. (TVG) (TVG) E! News Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco The E! True Hollywood Story 10 E! 70 196 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Greatest Stories Ever Told. (TV14) MLB Preseason Baseball: Yankees NFL Live (N) (Live) (cc) Around the Horn Pardon the Inter- SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at New York Knicks. (N) (Live) ESPN 35 70 at Atlanta (Cont’d) (N) (cc) ruption (N) 10:00 ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s and Women’s Quar- SportsNation (N) (cc) NFL32 (N) (Live) (cc) ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinals. ESPN2 36 74 terfinals. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) (N) (Live) (cc) Still Standing (cc) Still Standing (cc) 8 Simple Rules 8 Simple Rules Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ★★ (‘94) Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox. A Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls ★★ (‘95) Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice. FAM 39 199 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) goofy gumshoe probes the kidnapping of the Miami dolphin. ‘PG-13’ Goofy sleuth seeks a sacred white bat. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) Studio B With Shepard Smith (N) Your World With Neil Cavuto (N) (cc) The Five (N) Special Report With Bret Baier (N) The FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (cc) FNC 48 118 (cc) (N) (cc) Paula’s Home Barefoot Con- Cooking With 10 Dollar Dinners Secrets of a Res- 30-Minute Meals Giada at Home Barefoot Con- Barefoot Cont- Paula’s Home Paula’s Home FOOD 66 164 Cooking tessa Sandra Lee taurant Chef Oxfam charity. (TVG) tessa essa Lamb. Cooking Cooking 10:30 District 9 ★★★ (‘09) Sharl- Planet of the Apes ★★ (‘01) Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth. An astronaut leads a human Star Trek ★★★ (‘09) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. Chronicles the early days of the FX 53 53 to Copley. ‘R’ (Cont’d) uprising against ruling simians. ‘PG-13’ (2:00) starship Enterprise and her crew. ‘PG-13’ (2:06) Inside the PGA Champions Tour Down the Stretch Down the Stretch Playing Lessons Playing Lessons Golf Central (N) European Tour School of Golf Golf Channel On the Range (N) (Live) GOLF 33 304 Tour (TVG) Learning Center From the Pros From the Pros (Live) Weekly (N) (N) Academy Emeril’s Table Petkeeping W/ The Martha Stewart Show (cc) The Martha Stewart Show (cc) The Waltons The Fighter. Aspiring The Waltons John’s 25-year high- The Waltons Journalist learns a HALL 18 240 (cc) (TVG) Marc Morrone (TVG) (TVG) preacher raises money. (TVG) school reunion. (cc) (TVG) Baldwin secret. (cc) (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters Secrets From a Antonio Treat- Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins Property Virgins HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International Stylist (TVG) ment (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) UFO Files UFO researchers exhib- UFO Files Possible evidence of UFO Files Facts and myths sur- How the States Got Their Shapes How the States Got Their Shapes How the States Got Their Shapes HIST 50 128 it scientific evidence. (TVPG) UFO landings. (cc) (TVPG) round Kapustin Yar. (cc) (TVPG) Force of Nature. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Mouthing Off. (cc) (TVPG) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old Grey’s Anatomy George has stun- Grey’s Anatomy Hospital staff Grey’s Anatomy Goodbye. Hospital How I Met Your Reba (cc) Reba Thanksgiv- Reba No Boys LIFE 69 140 Christine Christine ning news for Bailey. (cc) (TV14) grieves over George. (cc) (TV14) staff grieves for George. (TV14) Mother (TV14) (TVPG) ing. (TVPG) Upstairs. (TVPG) Martin Bashir Journalist Martin The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (N) PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) The Ed Show (N) MSNBC 128 103 Bashir. (N) (cc) 16 and Pregnant Katie. A teen The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes MTV 63 210 gives up college. (cc) (TV14) Love Is a Battlefield. (TV14) (TV14) Abram is insecure. (TV14) (TV14) Crazy in Love. (TV14) Mike the Knight Team Umizoomi Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer SpongeBob The Fairly Odd- The Penguins of T.U.F.F. Puppy (cc) Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu Panda: SpongeBob NICK 40 252 (N) (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) SquarePants Parents (TVY) Madagascar (TVY7) Kickbutt. (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Legends SquarePants 11:30 UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Olympique de The Dan Patrick Show (N) Halls of Fame Paid Paid Beavers All UEFA Champions League Soccer ROOT 34 76 Marseille vs. Bayern Munich. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) Access (N) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Auction Hunters Auction Hunters SPIKE 57 54 Fahrenheit 932. (cc) (TVPG) Investigate bombing. (cc) (TV14) Hunt down serial killer. (TVPG) Fahrenheit 932. (cc) (TVPG) Investigate bombing. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) Ghost Whisperer A haunting at the Ghost Whisperer The Headless Ghost Whisperer Concerned Ghost Whisperer Devil’s Bargain. Ghost Whisperer A ghost leads Ghost Hunters The team investi- SYFY 59 180 hospital morgue. (cc) (TVPG) Horseman haunts Melinda. (TVPG) about Aiden. (cc) (TVPG) Med student disappears. (TVPG) Melinda to his corpse. (TVPG) gates ’s Plantation Village. Yes, Dear (cc) Yes, Dear (cc) American Dad My Name Is Earl Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) TBS 55 52 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) (TV14) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) What Not to Wear Katherine. Style A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) Make Room for Baby’s First Day Untold Stories of the E.R. Baby Untold Stories of the E.R. Undiag- Untold Stories of the E.R. Some- TLC 38 139 of teenage rebel. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) Multiples (TVG) (TVPG) Blues. (cc) (TV14) nosed rectal bleeding. (TV14) one else’s face. (cc) (TV14) Las Vegas Danny and Mike end Las Vegas Cooper insists on Leverage A clinic is forced to The Closer Detective Sanchez’s Law & Order A young woman Law & Order Loco Parentis. Bully TNT 54 51 up in a crime scene. (cc) (TV14) shadowing Sam. (cc) (TV14) close. (cc) (TVPG) brother is shot. (cc) (TV14) escapes from a cult. (TV14) suspected of murder. (TV14) A Cook’s Tour A Cook’s Tour Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Man v. Food DC. Man v. Food Tastiest Places to Tastiest Places to Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations TRAV 65 170 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Making of India. (TVPG) The Philippines. (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) Alaska. (TVG) Chowdown Chowdown The Philippines. (TVPG) M*A*S*H (cc) M*A*S*H Inga. Gunsmoke Farmer returns to bur- Gunsmoke The Well. Rainmaker Bonanza The Greedy Ones. Miner Bonanza Second Chance. Hoss Bonanza Sense of Duty. Paiute’s TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) ied fortune. (cc) (TVG) tries to end drought. (cc) (TVG) thinks ranch has gold. (TVPG) and Ben fight Indians. (TVPG) legions surround escorts. (TVPG) La Rosa de Guadalupe Historias El Talismán (N) (SS) Ni Contigo, Ni sin Ti (N) (SS) Dos Hogares (N) (SS) (TV14) El Gordo y la Flaca (N) (SS) (TVPG) Primer Impacto (N) (SS) UNI/47 31 16 positivas e inspiradas. (N) (TVPG) (TV14) House Popular children’s author House Massage therapist’s visit NCIS An amnesiac digs herself NCIS Eye Spy. A satellite special- NCIS My Other Left Foot. The NCIS One Shot, One Kill. A sniper USA 58 50 has a seizure. (cc) (TV14) forces reflection. (cc) (TV14) out of a grave. (cc) (TVPG) ist sees a murder. (cc) (TVPG) severed leg of a corpse. (TVPG) kills Marine recruiters. (TVPG) 11:30 Jeepers Creepers ★★ (‘01) Gina Philips, Justin Mob Wives Torn Apart. Carla Mob Wives: The Basketball Wives Evelyn attacks Basketball Wives The fallout con- La La’s Full Court Styled by June VH1 62 217 Long. ‘R’ (Cont’d) helps Drita with dating. (TV14) Sit Down (TV14) Jen about loyalty. (TV14) tinues. (TV14) Life Trina. (TVPG) Walker, Texas Ranger 99th Ranger. Walker, Texas Ranger Steroids kill New Adv./Old New Adv./Old 30 Rock Argus. 30 Rock The America’s Funniest Home Videos America’s Funniest Home Videos WGN-A 9 9 (cc) (TV14) high-school athletes. (TVPG) Christine Christine (cc) (TV14) Moms. (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Game Change ★★★ (‘12) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson. Gov. Sarah Drumline ★★★ (‘02) Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana. Rivalry between X2: X-Men United ★★★ (‘03) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A HBO 551 401 Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. (cc) two drummers threatens a college band. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:58) right-wing militarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:14) Adam Resur- Mighty Joe Young ★★ (‘98) Charlize Theron, Bill Paxton. A noble 15- Day Zero (‘07) Elijah Wood, Jon Bernthal. Three 4:15 Blind Horizon ★★ (‘04) Val Kilmer, Neve Campbell. A man SHO 576 366 rected (Cont’d) foot gorilla rampages through Los Angeles. ‘PG’ (1:54) friends face a military draft. ‘R’ (cc) (1:32) thinks he is involved in a plot to kill the president. ‘R’ (1:35) Battle: Los Ange- 12:40 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ★★ (‘11) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. 3:05 A Love Song for Bobby Long ★★ (‘04) John Travolta. Premiere. 5:15 Scenes of the Crime ★★★ (‘01) STRZ 534 340 les (Cont’d) Capt. Jack Sparrow searches for the Fountain of Youth. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:16) A young woman shares a house with two alcoholics. ‘R’ (cc) Jeff Bridges. ‘R’ (cc) (1:36) 11:00 Libel ★★ (‘59) Dirk Bog- The Password Is Courage ★★★ (‘63) Dirk Bogarde, María Perschy. A Damn the Defiant! ★★★ (‘62) Alec Guinness, Dirk Bogarde. A British Gypsy ★★★ (‘62) Rosalind Rus- TCM 501 230 arde. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) British POW harasses his Nazi captors. ‘NR’ (1:56) captain clashes with his sadistic lieutenant. ‘NR’ (1:41) sell, Natalie Wood. ‘NR’ (cc) WEDNESDAY EVENING, MARCH 28

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM KATU News at 6 (N) (cc) Jeopardy! (N) Wheel of Fortune The Middle (cc) Suburgatory (cc) Modern Family 9:31 Happy End- Missing Becca makes a question- KATU News at 11 11:35 Nightline 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) ings (N) able agreement. (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) (N) (cc) KOIN Local 6 at 6 CBS Evening Entertainment Extra (N) (cc) Survivor: One World (N) (cc) Criminal Minds Bodies are found CSI: Crime Scene Investigation KOIN Local 6 at 11 Late Show W/Let- 6/KOIN 6 6 (N) (cc) News/Pelley Tonight (N) (TVPG) in a national forest. (TV14) Freaks & Geeks. (TV14) (N) (cc) terman NewsChannel 8 at NewsChannel 8 at Live at 7 (N) (cc) Inside Edition (N) Whitney (N) (cc) Are You There, Bent HD. (N) Bent A-Game. Rock Center With Brian Williams NewsChannel 8 at Tonight Show 8/KGW 8 8 6PM (N) 6:30PM (N) (TVPG) (TV14) Chelsea? (N) (TVPG) (N) (TV14) (N) (cc) 11 (N) (cc) With Jay Leno Burt Wolf: Travels Nightly Business PBS NewsHour (N) (cc) Nature Giant Lives. The great NOVA Personalized, gene-based Quest for the Lost Maya (N) (cc) Conquistadors The Fall of the 10/KOPB 10 10 & Traditions Report (N) whales. (cc) (TVPG) medicine. (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) Aztecs. Aztecs; Mayan pyramids. 6 O’Clock News (N) TMZ (N) (cc) Access Hollywood American Idol 9 Finalists Compete. The 10 finalists perform. (N) 10 O’Clock News (N) 11 O’Clock News Everybody Loves 12/KPTV 12 12 (TVPG) (N) (cc) (cc) (TVPG) (N) Raymond Ghost Whisperer Delia experienc- Cold Case Rush and Valens reopen Cold Case Murder of a 6-year-old Cold Case The world of disco, Criminal Minds Pursuing a killer Criminal Minds A recently paroled 22/KPXG 5 5 es her first haunting. (TVPG) a murder case. (cc) (TV14) orphan. (cc) (TVPG) cocaine and sex. (cc) (TVPG) who targets women. (cc) (TV14) man commits murder. (TV14) Joseph Prince End of the Age Praise the Lord (Live). (cc) The Easter Expe- Jesse Duplantis Drive Thru His- Creflo Dollar (cc) Northwest: Praise the Lord 24/KNMT 20 20 (cc) (TVG) rience (TV14) (cc) (TVG) tory Holyland. (TVG) 30 Rock Do- How I Met Your Two and a Half Two and a Half One Tree Hill Brooke deals with America’s Next Top Model Fashion News Channel 8 Seinfeld The Seinfeld The 30 Rock (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 Over. (TV14) Mother (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) her father’s betrayal. (N) (TVPG) week in Toronto. (N) (cc) on NW32TV (N) Switch. (TVPG) Jacket. (TVG) (TV14) The Simpsons The Simpsons The Big Bang The Big Bang FOX 12’s 8 O’Clock News on PDX-TV Burn Notice Fearless Leader. For- Burn Notice Michael tracks down The King of The King of 49/KPDX 13 13 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TVPG) (N) mer flame. (cc) (TVPG) a new contact. (cc) (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty Duck Dynasty (N) Duck Dynasty (N) 11:01 Duck Dynas- 11:31 Duck Dynas- A&E 52 181 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Hunter (N) (cc) Hunter (N) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) ty (TVPG) ty (TVPG) CSI: Miami A gunman opens fire CSI: Miami Calleigh finds a Die Hard ★★★ (‘88) Bruce Willis, . A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an Die Hard With a Vengeance ★★★ AMC 71 231 at a bar. (cc) (TV14) woman shot to death. (TV14) L.A. high-rise. ‘R’ (cc) (2:11) (‘95) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ (cc) River Monsters: Unhooked The Hillbilly Handfishin’ Say Hello to River Monsters: The Deadliest (cc) River Monsters: Unhooked Killer Catfish. Jeremy searches for the River Monsters: The Deadliest (cc) AP 43 130 goliath tiger fish. (cc) (TVPG) My Little Friend. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) goonch. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live Wild Out Wednesday. The Brothers ★★★ (‘01) Morris Chestnut, D.L. Hughley. Four friends I Think I Love My Wife ★★ (‘07) Chris Rock, Kerry Washington. A free-spirited woman BET 56 270 Josh Hutcherson; “Hunger Games.” (N) (TVPG) take different approaches to love and dating. ‘R’ (cc) (1:41) makes a man question the state of his marriage. ‘R’ (cc) (1:34) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) Erin Burnett OutFront CNN 44 100 Daily Show/Jon The Colbert 30 Rock (cc) 30 Rock Winter Chappelle’s Show Chappelle’s Show South Park (cc) South Park (cc) South Park (N) Ugly Americans Daily Show/Jon 11:31 The Colbert COM 60 190 Stewart Report (cc) (TV14) Madness. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TVMA) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) (N) (cc) (TV14) Stewart Report (N) Canucks This Dwight Jaynes. . . NHL Hockey Colorado Avalanche at Vancouver Canucks. (N) (Live) Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Wild Life with CSN 37 77 Week Posting Up competes in rodeos. (N) competes in rodeos. Jeremy Sons of Guns Joe witnesses a Sons of Guns Silencer for .50 cali- Sons of Guns Repairing a Japa- Sons of Guns Jesse James Gun. Sons of Guns (cc) (TV14) Sons of Guns Jesse James Gun. DISC 7 120 murder in . (TV14) ber sniper rifle. (cc) (TV14) nese Auto Cannon. (cc) (TV14) (N) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) Shake It Up! Apply Good Luck Char- Austin & Ally (cc) Shake It Up! (cc) So Random! (cc) Hannah Montana: The Movie ★★ (‘09) Miley Cyrus. Soaring popularity Good Luck Char- Austin & Ally (cc) Shake It Up! (cc) DISN 41 250 It Up. (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) threatens to take over the teen phenomenon’s life. ‘G’ (cc) (1:32) lie (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) The E! True Hollywood Story Stars’ E! News (N) Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar The Soup (N) Khloe and Lamar Chelsea Lately E! News E! 70 196 fall from grace. (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) NBA Basketball: High School Basketball McDonald’s All-American Game: East vs. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Magic at Knicks West. (N) (Live) 4:00 ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s and Women’s Quarter- SportsCenter (N) NFL Live (N) (cc) NBA Tonight (N) NASCAR Now (N) NFL Live (cc) Slammed/ ESPN2 36 74 finals. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) (Live) (cc) (Live) (cc) (Live) (cc) Stomped Jumanji ★★ (‘95) , Bonnie Hunt. A sinister board game puts its play- Zathura ★★★ (‘05) Josh Hutcherson, Jonah Bobo. Premiere. A mysterious game The 700 Club A couple faces chal- FAM 39 199 ers in mortal jeopardy. ‘PG’ (1:44) propels two young brothers into outer space. ‘PG’ (1:41) lenges; Marcus Gray. (cc) (TVG) Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Sus- The O’Reilly Factor (cc) Hannity On the Record With Greta Van Sus- The Five FNC 48 118 teren (N) (cc) teren (cc) Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins The Restaurant: Impossible Snooty Restaurant: Impossible Food prob- Pizza royalty Restaurant: Impossible An Italian FOOD 66 164 and Dives and Dives recruits feed 30 third graders. Fox. (TVG) lems; struggling restaurant. between family partners. (N) restaurant stuck in the past. (TVG) Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half The Waterboy ★ (‘98) Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates. A simpleton’s The Waterboy ★ (‘98) Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates. A simpleton’s FX 53 53 Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) angry outbursts lead to gridiron glory. ‘PG-13’ (1:28) angry outbursts lead to gridiron glory. ‘PG-13’ (1:28) The EA Sports Golf Preview (N) Golf Central Special (N) (Live) Inside the PGA Golf Central On the Range Golf Central Special School of Golf Golf Channel GOLF 33 304 (TVPG) Tour (TVG) Academy Little House on the Prairie The Little House on the Prairie Trouble- Little House on the Prairie Four men Little House on the Prairie For My Frasier Boo! (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier Match Frasier (cc) HALL 18 240 Runaway Caboose. (cc) (TVPG) maker. (cc) (TVPG) transport explosives. (TVPG) Lady. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Game. (TVPG) (TVPG) Property Virgins Property Virgins House Hunters House Hunters Property Brothers Relinquishing Income Property Kitchen Cousins House Hunters House Hunters Property Brothers Janice & Rob. HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) suburban life. (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) International (N) (cc) (TVG) Modern Marvels Hot and spicy American Resto- American Resto- American Resto- American Resto- Only in America With Larry the American Resto- American Resto- Only in America With Larry the HIST 50 128 items; Tabasco sauce. (TVPG) ration (TVPG) ration (TVPG) ration (TVPG) ration (TVPG) Cable Guy (N) (cc) (TV14) ration (TVPG) ration (TVPG) Cable Guy (cc) (TV14) Wife Swap A cop and a stay-at- Wife Swap A religious woman and Wife Swap Haller-Wren/Spencer. Wife Swap Ghani/Stallone. Mother Wife Swap Browne/Robinson. A Wife Swap A mother who per- LIFE 69 140 home mother. (cc) (TVPG) an atheist swap. (cc) (TVPG) Free-spirited mother. (TVPG) of an interracial family. (TVPG) diva mom swaps lives. (TVPG) forms as a clown. (cc) (TVPG) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence The Ed Show The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word With Lawrence Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) MSNBC 128 103 O’Donnell (N) O’Donnell The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The Challenge: Battle of the Exes I The Challenge: Battle of the Exes MTV 63 210 Tainted Love. (TV14) Wedding competition. (TV14) (TV14) Will Always Love You. (N) (N) (TV14) iCarly (cc) (TVG) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) SpongeBob My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids George Lopez George Lopez That ’70s Show That ’70s Show Friends (cc) Friends (cc) NICK 40 252 (TVG) (TVG) SquarePants (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Angie. (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) 5:00 UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: AC MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners vs. Oakland Athletics. Mariners All The Dan Patrick Show ROOT 34 76 Milan vs. Barcelona. (N Same-day Tape) (Cont’d) Access Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters American Digger American Digger Repo Games (N) Repo Games (N) SPIKE 57 54 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Ghost Hunters Residual Haunts. Ghost Hunters The Hotel Alex Ghost Hunters Frozen in Fear. Mis- Ghost Hunters International (N) Monster Man Biomechanical pest; Ghost Hunters International (cc) SYFY 59 180 The team investigates a fortress. Johnson; Maddie’s debut. (cc) sion Point Resort. (cc) (cc) (TVPG) devilish ants. (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) The King of The King of Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld (cc) Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan Dana Carvey; TBS 55 52 Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Theory (TVPG) Theory (TV14) actress Mayim Bialik. (N) (TV14) Untold Stories of the E.R. Flesh-eat- 19 Kids and Counting A devastat- Leave It to Niecy Leave It to Niecy Untold Stories of the E.R. Never My Crazy Obses- My Crazy Obses- Untold Stories of the E.R. Never TLC 38 139 ing virus; razor blades. (TV14) ing tragedy. (cc) (TVG) (TVPG) (TV14) Say Die. (N) (cc) (TV14) sion (N) sion (N) Say Die. (cc) (TV14) Law & Order Quit Claim. Hit-and- Law & Order Sundown. The detec- Law & Order Cancer treatment Law & Order Bank executive must Law & Order Seer. Psychic vision. CSI: NY YoungBlood. Wealthy TNT 54 51 run. (cc) (TV14) tives hunt a gigolo. (TV14) causes toxic fumes. (TV14) assist in robbery. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) man is killed. (cc) (TV14) Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food Man v. Food Bal- Man v. Food Port- Man v. Food New Amazing Eats (N) Amazing Eats Man v. Food Chi- Man v. Food (cc) Food Truck Paradise (cc) (TVG) TRAV 65 170 (TVG) (TVG) Brooklyn. (TVG) timore. (TVG) land. (TVG) York. (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) cago. (TVG) (TVG) M*A*S*H The M*A*S*H (cc) M*A*S*H (cc) M*A*S*H Home Improve- Home Improve- Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Hot in Happily Divorced The King of The King of TVLND 64 244 Price. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) C*A*V*E. (TVPG) ment (TVPG) ment (TVG) Raymond Raymond (N) (TVPG) (N) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Alma de Hierro Noticiero Uni- Una Familia con Suerte (N) (SS) (TVPG) Abismo de Pasión (N) (SS) (TV14) La Que No Podía Amar (N) (SS) Primer Impacto Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 (N) (SS) (TVPG) visión (N) (SS) (TVPG) Extra (N) (SS) sion: Nocturna NCIS The Good Samaritan. Naval NCIS: Los Angeles Unmanned NCIS Gibbs interrogates an NCIS Tell-All. NCIS investigates a Psych Autopsy Turvy. A body’s Fairly Legal Start Me Up. Justin USA 58 50 officers targeted. (cc) (TVPG) vehicle kills marine. (cc) (TVPG) accused murderer. (TVPG) message in blood. (TVPG) cause of death. (N) (cc) (TVPG) asks Kate to negotiate. (TVPG) 40 Naughtiest Celebrity Scandals Stars’ actions dominate headlines. Couples Therapy Celebrity couples Couples Therapy Opening Up. House of Con- Couples Therapy Opening Up. House of Con- VH1 62 217 (TV14) begin therapy. (TVPG) DMX and his ex-wife. (N) (TVPG) signment (N) DMX and his ex-wife. (TVPG) signment America’s Funniest Home Videos WGN News at Nine (N) (cc) 30 Rock Do- Scrubs (cc) Scrubs My Way ’Til Death (cc) ’Til Death Hi Def It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Futurama (cc) WGN-A 9 9 (cc) (TVPG) Over. (TV14) (TV14) Home. (TV14) (TVPG) TV. (TV14) in Phila. in Phila. (TVPG) 6:15 Men in Black ★★★ (‘97) , Will Smith. Secret Game Change ★★★ (‘12) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson. Gov. Sarah Luck Two prized colts go head- 11:10 Real Time With Bill Maher (cc) HBO 551 401 agents monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:38) Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. (cc) to-head. (cc) (TVMA) (TVMA) The Messenger ★★★ (‘09) Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson. A soldier Fierce Funny Women Comics per- Shameless Monica tries to kill House of Lies Californication Inside Comedy Paul Mooney: SHO 576 366 gets involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ‘R’ (cc) (1:52) form. (cc) (TVMA) herself. (cc) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) Godfather 5:15 Scenes of the Crime ★★★ (‘01) 6:55 Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) Angela Bassett, Paula Patton. A Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ★★ (‘11) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. Capt. 11:20 White STRZ 534 340 Jeff Bridges. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) bride and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) Jack Sparrow searches for the Fountain of Youth. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:16) Chicks ★★ 5:00 Gypsy ★★★ (‘62) Rosalind Russell, Natalie The Cincinnati Kid ★★★ (‘65) Steve McQueen. 1930s upstart has I Confess ★★★ (‘53) Montgomery Clift, Anne Baxter. Religious vows Take the High TCM 501 230 Wood. ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) New Orleans marathon with stud-poker king. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:53) prevent a priest from exposing a murderer. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:35) Ground ★★★ WEDNESDAY LATE NIGHT, MARCH 28

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM Jimmy Kimmel Live Adam Carolla; 1:07 Paid 1:35 Paid 2:05 ABC World News Now (N) (cc) America This KATU News This Morning (N) (cc) 2/KATU 2 2 Kevin Durant. (N) (cc) (TV14) Morning (N) Late Show W/Let- 12:37 The Late Late Show With Craig 1:37 The Insider 2:07 Paid 2:37 Up to the Minute (N) CBS Morning KOIN Local 6 at 5am (N) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 terman Ferguson (cc) (TV14) (N) (TVPG) News (N) (cc) Tonight Show 12:37 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call With 2:05 Today (cc) Mad Money Early Today (N) News 8 at 4:30 NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 5:00 8/KGW 8 8 With Jay Leno Aziz Ansari; Ana Gasteyer. (N) Carson Daly (cc) (TVG) AM (N) (cc) PBS NewsHour (cc) Oregon Experience (TVG) American Experience Fire at Tri- Frontline Murdoch’s Scandal. Moyers & Company (cc) (TVG) Nightly Business BBC World News 10/KOPB 10 10 angle Shirtwaist Factory. (TV14) Rupert Murdoch’s media dynasty. Report (TVG) Everybody Loves 12:35 Frasier (cc) 1:05 Frasier (cc) New Adv./Old 2:05 Paid 2:35 Paid 3:05 10 O’Clock News Cops (cc) (TV14) Good Day Oregon Good Day Oregon-5 (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 Raymond (TVPG) (TVPG) Christine 4:30 (N) Without a Trace A makeover win- Without a Trace A single mother Without a Trace Samantha goes Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 ner disappears. (cc) (TVPG) disappears unexpectedly. (TVPG) under cover. (cc) (TVPG) Northwest: Praise Northwest Focus Praise the Lord TBN Classics. (cc) Ancient Secrets Against All Odds The Cross (cc) Andrew Wom- Joseph Prince Kerry Shook Min- Changing Your Joyce Meyer 24/KNMT 20 20 the Lord of the Bible mack (cc) (TVG) istries (TVG) Life (cc) (TVG) Family Guy (cc) American Dad American Dad King of the Hill King of the Hill That ’70s Show Paid Paid Roseanne Like a Roseanne (cc) The Steve Wilkos Show (cc) (TV14) 32/KRCW 3 3 (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) Virgin. (TVPG) (TVPG) According to Jim The Office Night The Office (cc) It’s Always Sunny ’Til Death (cc) Scrubs (cc) New Adv./Old Everybody Hates Access Hollywood We the People Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG) 49/KPDX 13 13 (TV14) Out. (TVPG) (TV14) in Phila. (TVPG) (TV14) Christine Chris (N) (cc) Gloria Allred 12:01 Storage 12:31 Storage 1:01 Dog the 1:31 Dog the 2:01 Duck Dynas- 2:31 Duck Dynas- 3:02 Duck 3:32 Duck Dynas- 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 Wars (cc) Wars (TVPG) Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter ty (TVPG) ty (TVPG) Dynasty (TVPG) ty (TVPG) 11:00 Die Hard With a Vengeance ★★★ (‘95) Bruce Willis. A New York White Noise ★ (‘05) Michael Keaton, Chandra West. A man believes White Noise 2: The Light (‘07) Nathan Fillion, Katee Sackhoff. After AMC 71 231 cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. ‘R’ (Cont’d) his dead wife is communicating with him. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:38) nearly dying, a man can sense when people will die. ‘PG-13’ (cc) River Monsters: Unhooked Killer Catfish. Jeremy searches for the Hillbilly Handfishin’ Say Hello to River Monsters: The Deadliest (cc) River Monsters: Unhooked Killer River Monsters: Unhooked Jungle AP 43 130 goonch. (cc) (TVPG) My Little Friend. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Catfish. (cc) (TVPG) Killer. (cc) (TVPG) The Wendy Williams Show The lat- The Brothers ★★★ (‘01) Morris Chestnut, D.L. Hughley. Four friends The Mo’Nique Show Raven Good- BET Inspiration Paid BET Inspiration Paid BET 56 270 est celebrity news. (N) (TVPG) take different approaches to love and dating. ‘R’ (cc) (1:41) win; Bill Bellamy; Ne-Yo. (TV14) (TVG) (TVG) Piers Morgan Tonight World Business Today (N) (N) Starting Point (N) CNN 44 100 12:01 South Park Ugly Americans Daily Show/Jon The Colbert It’s Always Sunny Futurama (cc) Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke ★★ (‘78) Cheech Marin, Tommy Paid Paid COM 60 190 (TVMA) (cc) (TV14) Stewart Report (cc) in Phila. (TVPG) Chong. 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(cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) James Robison Red Eye (N) Special Report With Bret Baier FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) FNC 48 118 Restaurant: Impossible Food prob- Restaurant Stakeout Pizza royalty Restaurant: Impossible An Italian Restaurant: Impossible Snooty Dinner: Impossible Rock and Roll Paid Paid FOOD 66 164 lems; struggling restaurant. between family partners. restaurant stuck in the past. (TVG) Fox. (TVG) Hall of Fame. Archer Space Unsupervised Two and a Half Two and a Half Rescue Me Headquarters shuts Rescue Me Needles’ leverage Rescue Me Goodbye. Tommy and Paid Paid FX 53 53 Race. (TVMA) (TVMA) Men (TVPG) Men (TVPG) down the house. (TVMA) catches HQ off guard. (TVMA) Sheila get in hot water. (TVMA) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA GOLF 33 304 Tour Golf The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Bob Newhart The Bob Newhart The Bob Newhart The Bob Newhart Frasier Boo! 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Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE 57 54 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVMA) Monster Man Biomechanical pest; Lost Girl Dyson is accused of Stargate SG-1 A bereaved alien Sand Serpents ★★ (‘09) Jason Gedrick, Michelle Asante. Soldiers Paid Paid SYFY 59 180 devilish ants. (TVPG) murdering Ba’al. (cc) (TVMA) holds Daniel captive. (TVPG) battle giant, man-eating serpents in Afghanistan. (cc) ‘TV14’ The Office (cc) The Office The Conan Actor Dana Carvey; Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld The Nacho Libre ★★ (‘06) Jack Black, Ana de la Reguera. A Mexican Married. . . With Married. . . With TBS 55 52 (TVPG) Banker. (TVPG) actress Mayim Bialik. (TV14) (TVPG) Cafe. (TVPG) cook moonlights as a professional wrestler. ‘PG’ (1:31) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) My Crazy Obses- My Crazy Obses- Leave It to Niecy Leave It to Niecy 19 Kids and Counting A devastat- Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC 38 139 sion (TVPG) sion (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) ing tragedy. (cc) (TVG) CSI: NY Manhattan Manhunt. A CSI: NY Bad Beat. Someone kills Leverage The team must recover Law & Order Bank executive must NUMB3RS Don discovers a coun- Smallville Masquerade. Oliver TNT 54 51 killer takes a hostage. (TV14) the host of a poker game. (TV14) lost evidence. (cc) (TVPG) assist in robbery. (TV14) terfeiting ring. (cc) (TV14) and Chloe are kidnapped. (TV14) Amazing Eats Amazing Eats Man v. Food Chi- Man v. Food (cc) Food Truck Paradise (cc) (TVG) Man v. Food Port- Man v. Food New Paid Paid Paid Paid TRAV 65 170 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) cago. (TVG) (TVG) land. (TVG) York. (TVG) The King of The King of Hot in Cleveland Happily Divorced Roseanne Vegas. The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) Three’s Company Three’s Company Roseanne Vegas. Home Improve- The Jeffersons TVLND 64 244 Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) ment (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) Hasta Que el Dinero Nos Separe (N) Mañana Es Para Siempre (N) (SS) La Jaula (SS) Par de Ases (SS) Casos de Familia Judith Grace El Gordo y la Flaca (TVPG) Primer Impacto Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 (SS) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) González. (SS) (TVPG) Extra sion: Nocturna NCIS An amnesiac digs herself Psych Autopsy Turvy. A body’s Bait Shop (‘08) Bill Engvall, Billy Ray Cyrus. The owner of a bait Law & Order: Criminal Intent Play- Law & Order: Criminal Intent A USA 58 50 out of a grave. (cc) (TVPG) cause of death. (cc) (TVPG) shop competes in a fishing tournament. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:40) ers. (cc) (TV14) serial killer resurfaces. (TV14) Mob Wives Torn Apart. Carla Mob Wives: The Couples Therapy Opening Up. House of Con- Stevie TV (TV14) La La’s Full Court Jump Start (TVPG) VH1 62 217 helps Drita with dating. (TV14) Sit Down (TV14) DMX and his ex-wife. (TVPG) signment Life Futurama (cc) South Park (cc) South Park (cc) Mad About You Paid Paid Paid Joyce Meyer Joseph Prince Paid Paid Paid WGN-A 9 9 (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) 12:10 Eastbound Game of Thrones 1:10 Cradle 2 the Grave ★★ (‘03) Jet Li, DMX. An intelligence agent 2:55 My Soul to Take ★ (‘10) Max Thieriot, John 4:45 United 93 ★★★ (‘06) David Alan Basche, HBO 551 401 & Down and a thief pursue stolen diamonds. ‘R’ (cc) (1:39) Magaro. ‘R’ (cc) (1:47) Richard Bekins. ‘R’ (cc) (1:51) 11:30 Paul Mooney: The Godfather of Windtalkers ★★ (‘02) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach. A Marine protects 3:15 Paul Mooney: It’s the End of 4:15 New Port South ★ (‘01) Will Estes, Kevin Christy. Students begin SHO 576 366 Comedy (TVMA) (Cont’d) a Navajo code transmitter in World War II. ‘R’ (2:14) the World (cc) (TVMA) to rebel at a high school. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:37) 11:20 White Chicks ★★ (‘04) 1:15 Friends With Benefits ★★★ (‘11) Justin Timberlake. Complications 3:10 Life, Above All ★★★ (‘10) Khomotso Manyaka. A South African White Chicks ★★ (‘04) Shawn STRZ 534 340 Shawn Wayans. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) unfold when two friends add sex to their relationship. ‘R’ (cc) girl fights prejudice against her family. (Subtitled-English) ‘PG-13’ Wayans. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) 11:30 Take the High Ground ★★★ 1:15 Bombers B-52 ★★ (‘57) Natalie Wood, . Romance 3:15 Hot Millions ★★★ (‘68) , Maggie Smith. A crook 5:15 The Man With a Cloak ★★ (‘51) TCM 501 230 (‘53) ‘NR’ (cc) (Cont’d) complicates the trial flight of a new bomber. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:46) embezzles a fortune by posing as a computer genius. ‘G’ (cc) Joseph Cotten. ‘NR’ (cc)