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the "official" dish ...from 12 videos to “If I Had Only Left (Two Shots Earlier)” and “Boy Crazy” have all been “Why not just admit it,” says the Southern Decadence party favorites. podcasting Queen of Astoria, Queens. Decadent Ducks is a social travel “Own up to your freaky-deaky ways club and will be bringing over 400 guests and move on. The world has bigger to the Southern Decadence celebra- fish to fry”, exclaims Samples. “That’s tion. More information about events what ‘Sweet Scandal’ is all about.” that Decadent Ducks are hosting can be found on their website at www.DecadentDucks- NewOrleans.com. In 2010 Sunday Services helped raise over $1,800 for Food for Friends and Ms. Samples is ready to do it again, bigger and better. She’s gotten herself a new venue, performing at Michael’s on the Park where she’ll be passing the collection plate to benefit Food For Friends along with offering raffle prizes and giveaways. “We all come down to party Deca- dence-style, but there’s always time to do some good in the world. The folks at Food for Friends are wonderful and provide a much needed service for the community. We should all be using our ‘Powers for Good’ and helping out our brothers and sisters in need”. Southern Decadence goers will be happy to see a brand-new video for the Be sure to check out Candy in her track playing in video bars throughout Sunday Services at Michael’s on the the French Quarter and Ms. Samples Park (834 N. Rampart) from 11:30am will be performing the track at Sunday to 1:30pm and check out her previous Services, as well. “It’s the ‘Tap Tap’ of CD releases (Sample This! & Sample 2011,” says Candy, referring to her That!), all available on iTunes and 2008 Larry Craig inspired track, which Amazon.com. For more information also made its debut in NOLA. Candy’s go to www.samplemycandy.com. SouthernDecadence.COM 14 • The Official Mag: AmbushMag.COM • August 16-29, 2011 • Official Southern Decadence Guide• SouthernDecadence.COM GayMardiGras.COM • GayNewOrleans.COM • Gay EasterParade.COM • August 16-29, 2011 • The Official Mag: AmbushMag.COM • 15