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VOL.. XV, NO. 103______an independent student newspaper serving noire dame and saint many's TUESDAY, MARCH 3, 1981

For El Salvador State Dept, announces aid

WASHINGTON (A P ) - The State crease the *63 million economic aid delivered equipment has arrived in Department, declaring that leftist planned for the current fiscal year. Nicaragua for trans-shipment to El guerrillas in El Salvador may launch The announcement on military as­ Salvador. a new offensive, announced Monday sistance represents another escala­ Under American pressure, a *25 million increase in military aid tion in American military however, the Nicaraguan govern­ and a 20-man increase in U.S. involvem ent in El Salvador. But the ment has pledged not to deliver any military training experts for that adm inistration has said there are no additional equipment to the rebels. country. plans to send combat forces nor to More than 40 congressmen, Spokesman W illiam Dyess said the establish a Vietnam-type involve­ meanwhile, said in a telegram to aid will include additional helicop­ ment there. President Reagan that advisers are ters, vehicles, surveillance equip­ Nonetheless, the steps taken thus likely to be killed, “forcing the ment and small arms. far reflect the administration’s deter­ United States either into another The additional training personnel mination to ensure there is no Mar­ Vietnam or a humiliating would raise to 54 the number of xist takeover in El Salvador. withdrawal.” Americans serving in military- The Soviet-bloc countries are The House members said related capacities in El Salvador. alleged to have delivered at least Congress must be consulted under Dyess said the U.S. personnel w ill 200 tons of an 800-ton commitment the War Powers Act “since you are not go beyond the garrison area or to the leftist rebels. U.S. officials have involving U.S. military personnel in take part in combat operations. said they believe the bulk of the un­ hostilities in El Salvador.” "The insurgents are regrouping and massive quantities of arms remain in their hands, cither inside El Salvador or they have reason to expect that additional arms are John Powers relates waiting to be smuggled in,” he said. "We want to improve as much as possible the government’s ability to deal with this problem." ‘Catholic experience’ He said the * 10 m illion in military aid authorized by the Carter ad­ By NORMAN PLATE amused the audience was the com­ ministration was not designed to News Staff parison of Catholic girls to wiffle cope with the level of external arms balls: “alot of effort and little dis­ assistance that now confronts the The Sophomore Literary Festival tance.” Salvadoran government. continued last night with author Powers continued the program He said the new military person­ John Powers, who addressed a w ith a question and answer session. nel being assigned to El Salvador w ill Library Auditorium audience that Along with relating certain events in train the Salvadoran military and exceeded capacity. his childhood and adolescence, communications, intelligence, logis­ John Powers, a self described Powers revealed that the play, D o Novelist John Powers addresses an overflow crowd in the Library tics and other skills to stop infiltra­ “ product of sixteen years of Catholic Black Patent Leather Shoes Really A uditorium as the Sophomore Literary Festival continues. (Photo by tion and to respond to terrorist education,” used humorous Reflect Up?, w hich is based on the Tim McKeogh) attacks. anecdotes in relating the “Catholic book of the same name, will even­ The leftist rebels launched a experience" o f grow ing up. tually reach Broadway. Powers also major offensive on January 1 which Drawing from his books The Last said that he does not intend to write the State Department said was Catholic in America, Do Black another novel in the near future be­ Observer announces carried out w ith the help o f at least Patent Leather Shoes R eally Reflect cause “it’s really rotten to write, but 200 tons of weaponry supplied by Up?, and The Unoriginal Sinner and nice to have w ritte n .” new editorial board Vietnam, Ethiopia and other the Ice Cream God for many of his Powers finished with some letters countries and shipped through Cuba stories, Powers comically related from "God” to a child, taken from and Nicaragua. such common Catholic experiences The Unoriginal Sinner and the Ice Members o f the 1981 -82 Observer Editorial Board were announced Dyess said there is no conclusive as sex education in Catholic schools, Cream God. One letter concerned last night by newly elected Editor in Chief John McGrath. evidence that a new offensive is nicknaming nuns, and mom making the child’s belief that God never Tom Jackman, a junior majoring in English and American studies planned but “the best way to you dress in a bright, yellow raincoat laughed. The response reflected from Reston, Va., w ill serve as Managing Editor. He is now Executive prevent one is to prepare for it." He and heavy boots “if there was a John Power’s philosophy: “To me News Editor. Jackman w ill also supervise the content of the Editorial said the Salvadoran military per­ cloud somewhere over the con­ laughter is taking a bite out of life and Opinion sections. formed well injanuary. tinental United States.” and saying Thanks God, it’s just Rich Coppola, currently employed as Student Union Director, w ill The administration also may in­ One story which particularly right.’ ” serve as Observer Business Manangcr. Coppola is a junior accounting major from Quincy, 111. Lynne Daley, an American Studies major from Pittsfield, Mass., has Illuminating darkness been promoted to Executive News Editor. She currently serves as a News Editor. Tim Vercellotti, a sophomore government major, and John Higgins, a sophomore marketing/philosophy major, have been appointed Senate proposes News Editors. Vercellotti, a native of Oakmont, Pa., and Higgins, a Miami, Fla., native, now serve as Senior Staff Reporters. Beth Huffman, currently Sports Editor, w ill continue to serve in that Security of these areas. 7:30 in LaFortune Little Theater. By JEFF CHOPPIN capacity under the new board. Huffman is a junior American studies In addition, Ms Kay handed out a Dean Roemer, who is the ad­ News Staff major from Ludlow Falls, Ohio. list of 24 on campus locations where ministrative head of security, and Ryan VerBerkmoes, an Aptos, Calif., native, has been prom oted to Four security proposals were the lights were extinguished. She stated the assistant director of security, the position of Production Manager. He currently serves as a Design highlights of last night’s Student that she had called the rectors of all Rex Raco, w ill be there. Editor. Senate meeting at Hayes Healy The the dorms who had lights that were The Senate survey results w ill be Mary Fran Callahan, a sophomore English major, w ill continue to Senate also approved Karen Kiley as out but not broken. She urged made known next week. Student serve in her capacity as Observer Senior Copy Editor. Callahan is a Park next year’s Student Government security to increase their checks on Body President Paul Riehle also an­ Ridge, 111., native. Treasurer. In addition, surveys and the lights and maintenance to act as nounced that he was sending out a Mark Ellis, a junior marketing major from Detroit, M ich, will also housing were discussed quickly as possible on Security’s survey to Catholic colleges and uni­ continue to serve in his present role as Advertising Manager. The four recommendations dealt report. versities. Richie stated that the Rick Hermida, a first year law student from Miami, Fla., has been w ith dark areas on campus, where Ms Kay also proposed that purpose o f the surveys was to gather appointed Features Editor. Hermida was formerly features editor of certain lights needed to be fixed, the telephones be installed in isolated information on the institutions in or­ the University of M iami Hurricane.. installation of telephones, and car buildings on campus. She reputed der to compare their policies and John Macor, a junior chemistry major from Bridgewater, N.J., w ill pick-ups. that Tara Kenney was still working problems with Notre Dame’s. continue to serve in his current role as Photo Editor. Rose Kay, Student Government on getting telephones installed in The housing problem was also dis­ Mary Agnes Carey, a Saint Mary’s junior majoring in English from Security Commissioner, reported the parking lots. cussed at the meeting. Riehle stated Kokomo, Ind., will serve as Saint Mary’s Executive Editor Cathy six specific dark areas; along Saint The proposal to allow males to that Fr. Heppen was “really vague” Domanico, an Addison, 111, native and English major, w ill assist Carey Mary’s Road, between Nieuwland receive a 15 minute pass to bring about the number of students over as Saint Mary’s News Editor. Joe Mulflur, a junior accounting major Science Hall and the Ficldhou.se, the cars on campus if they are picking up the housing limit. Riehle stated that, from Jeffersonville, Ind., has been appointed Controller. He currently Fisher/ Panghorn area by the golf a female passenger has received a the housing problem would con­ serves on the Observer Advertising Department design staff. course, around the Architecture negative response by security, it was tinue and advised the Senate to look Tom Maclennan, a sophomore from San Bernardino, Calif, has been Building, by the Grotto near the reported. into longterm solutions. promoted to Circulation Manager. Maclennan plans to major in Freshman Year Building, and the in­ There will he a meeting for all Riehle announced that there Finance. firm ary/Saint Ed's area. Ms. Kay those interested in discussing would be a Campus Life Council The new hoard w ill assume control of The Observer on March 23 stated that she would inform security on Thursday, March 5, at meeting next Wednesday, March I 1. News Briefs Tuesday, March 3, 1981 — page 2

by The Observer and The Associated Press The nation’s youngest bank robber, a 9-year old boy, was only play acting when he held up a bank in New York with a toy gun — and was actually surprised when the teller Sentencing contradictions handed over $118, his lawyer said yesterday. Attorney Mel Sachs said his 4-foot, 5-inch, 90-pound client, identified only as Robert, used the money to buy french fries and hamburgers, a . musical watch and a movie ticket. The defendant, meanwhile, appeared in Family Court, Silly Jean Harris. She made the serious mistake of where a petition was filed to cite the boy as a juvenile delinquent, shooting Scarsdale Diet creator Dr. Herman Tarnower specifying armed robbery as the offense. His parents requested the in New York State, rather than in the beautiful and Lynne Daley hearing be open to the public, although such juvenile cases normally benevolent state of South Dakota. are handled in strict privacy. “The family would like the world to Why South Dakota, you ask? Well, according to a sur­ News Editor know just w hat kind o f a person the boy really is,” Sachs said. Police vey conducted by the National Law Journal, South said the boy pulled out a gun in the New York Bank for Savings in Dakota is the most forgiving state in the union when it Inside Tuesday Rockefeller Center Feb. 26 and left with about $118 in cash after comes to persons convicted of willful homicide. It saying to a teller: “this is a holdup.” Sachs said the youngster did not seems that jurists in South Dakota give these sinners what amounts to as little as a 31-month term behind is, after all, how much time is actually served. The admit bank robbery. Instead, he claimed he was just playing when he bars. That’s tw o years and seven months. primary factor in determining the length of term of in­ staged the heist and was very surprised when the money was turned Jean Harris, on the other hand, faces a m in im u m sen carceration is the ambition of the states’ parole boards. over to him. Thus, there was no intent to rob, Sachs maintained. — AP tence of 15 years for her crime of passion. That is one The average time served in prisons in the U.S. for all year longer than the period during which the stately felonies is 25 months, the survey says, ranging from A c o u rt b a ttle re m in is c e n t of the historic scopes 57-year old was involved with the bachelor doctor, good ol’ South Dakota’s 13 months to a high mean of 53 "monkey trial" opened yesterday after a judge refused to dismiss a who was simultaneously carrying on with his attractive, months in Massachusetts. The Puritan influence lives civil suit brought by fundamentalists who want California schools to 38 year old office assistant. Therein lies the motive. on, it seems. teach the theory of creation alongside evolution. Superior Court Luckily, though, Ms. Harris did not lure Tarnower in- The percentage of parolees also differs from state to Judge Irving Perluss, saying that the plaintiffs had a right to try to to Massachusetts, where she would face a penal system state. In W yoming only 24 percent of all prisoners were prove their children’s rights were being violated, rejected the dismiss­ that features the. stillest penalty for this crime. The Bay paroled in 1977. In the “easier” states of Michigan, New al motion by a state lawyer at the outset of a heavily publicized non­ State puts defendants away for an average 180 month Jersey, Ohio and Utah, an impressive 90 percent of jury trial. Deputy Attorney General Robert Tyler contended the state term if they are unfortunate enough to be convicted of felons were released on probation, had the right to make an “educational decision” about teaching the w illful homicide within its lush boundaries. The J o u rn a lallowed that the average prison time is theory o f evolution, instead o f divine creation, in science classes. But The other statistics cited in the J o u rn a l's study are probably greater today, as more and more states in equally alarming For ex­ stitute mandatory sentences Perluss said opponents from the Creation Sciece Research Center in wrrA 6oop setuvioe ample, auto thieves in Vir­ for certain crimes. Massac­ San Diego could try to prove that the teaching of evolution as the sole i ' l l 6£.r iz. MojtUS... ginia served an average o f 47 husetts, for example, now theory of the development of life on earth violated some children’s in office ,-nW1-6 •' religious rights. The center’s lawyer, Richard Turner, contended the months in prison. This implements a mandatory life state’s policy was “essentially hostile to religion.” —AP penalty is more than that as­ sentence for first degree signed to convicted forcible murder and a minimum of President Reagan assailed yesterday therapists in 28 states. For those 15 years before a second- interested in a future in for­ degree murderer is eligible special interest groups standing in the way of his economic recovery cible rape, Alaska or Nevada for parole. program and pleaded with urban leaders to realize that “the only are the places to go, where Such procedures are long power needed to restore America’s strength is w ill power.” In his first the average sentence for overdue. The sure enforce­ formal speech since he advanced his budget and tax cutting plan to such an offense is a paltry 14 ment of mandatory sen­ Congress on Feb. 18, Reagan com plained to the National League o f tences for more serious Cities that a “political gauntlet of interest groups ” threatens to dis­ months. Conversely, rapists should be warned before crimes is the only way to mantle it. Reagan assured the urban leaders, that he would preserve visiting Arkansas. Its mean ensure that justice is meted the “function” of the Urban Development Action Grants Program, prison term of 119 months out fairly. A large dis­ which formed the center piece of Jimmy Carter’s urban policy and fo r this act is a national high. crepancy in sentencing quickly became a favorite of the nation’s mayors. And while the It doesn’t require a math policies across the country recovery plan calls for reducing federal subsidies to cities, Reagan whiz to see that the dis­ can only undermine the said, he had tried to “cushion the budget blows” by making block crepancies in the above purpose of our corrections grants to local governments. Reagan noted there has been some con­ figures are huge. The 105- system. As the courts work gressional opposition to his call for a three year, 30 per cent tax cut. month difference in sentences for the one crime alone now, any convict, anywhere in the U.S., can look to an­ -AP indicates that the issue of primary importance when other case, sim ilar to his/her own, and see that the c o r­ studying criminal activity is the place where the crime responding defendant “got off,” relatively speaking. ItS ranks thinnedby departures of officers after race occurs, rather than the facts of the case. Mandatory sentences would also encourage juries to riots last May, the Dade County police force is offering $500 savings There is no comparison between the crimes of mur­ think harder and more carefully before passing judg­ bonds to the first 100 residents who refer qualified applicants to the der and robbery. Yet, in West Virginia, according to the ment on an accused criminal. The differences between department. But the county police force faces stiff competition in its survey, robbers averaged 60-month terms — a longer first- and second degree murder would be more care­ recruitment drive. The rival Miami Police Department is offering period than convicted m urderers served in 11 other fully defined, as would the difference between levels of prospective recruits free transportation to take civil service tests and states. rape. And these classifications would be carefully ad­ is reimbursing them for moving expenses and temporary lodging. The On a local level, criminals and attorneys alike realize hered to. Sentences for forcible rape would no longer Dade County force is trying to fill 300 openings, including 250 spots that the judge w ho hears a case is as im portant to the be indistinguishable from those for auto thieves. created in October. The city force is looking for 278 officers, includ­ verdict and/or sentence as is a star witness. A crotchety So, poor, New York boundjean Harris w ill get at least ing 100 for new slots and 108 to replace officers expected to be lost old judge, biding time until his retirement, may see no 15 years, making her 72 when she is released, pending a through attrition. — AP merit in any defendant under 35. A more "progressive” near certain appeal. Whether or not she deserves the jurist may be inclined to assign work study assignments, sentence is not for us to say. But, by 1996 a few key rather than hard time behind bars. And some judges reforms could mean that South Dakota is no longer the The National Commission on Air Quality simply do not care, and haphazardly convict and acquit attractive place it once was for plan-ahead killers. recommended yesterday that two key deadlines be dropped from the the accused. And by then, maybe it w ill be feasible to steal a car in Clean Air Act and that industry be given a freer hand to develop The sentencing itself is not the main area of concern Virginia. p o llu tio n free areas. The m ajority o f the 13 member commission said here. The most important aspect of the criminal system in a Aral report to Congress that air pollution controls can be streamlined and made less restrictive without unduly jeopardizing health. But dissenting members complained the proposals "go beyond JTheQb&eryer compromise ” The report foreshadows what likely w ill be a long and bitter debate over rewriting the clean air law, which was last revised in 1977 and expires this year. By proposing to drop the progressively Design E d ito r Ryan Ver Berkmoes .95 tougher 1982 and 1987 standards for air quality and loosening other Design Assistants...... Tonia Hap restrictions — such as the carbon monoxide lim it for auto exhaust — Jeff M oore Layout Staff...... Michele Dietz the panel seeks to reverse some “of the most basic programs of the Lisa Bontempo @ Clean Air Act,” said Richard Ayres. Ayres and two other members filed Typesetter Bruce Oakley NITE the dissent. The commission, whose members include state and News Editor. Margie Brassil federal legislators as well as industry, health, labor and environmental Copy Editors...... Lynne Daley Tim Vercellotti representives, submitted its report after two years of study. The report Features Layout...... Tonia Hap was received at a joint session of the Senate Environment and Public Sports Copy Editors...... Dave Irw in Works Committee and the House Energy and Commerce subcommit­ Skip Desjardin tee on health and the environment. - AP Typist..... Katie Bigane Systems C o n tro...... l Ray Inglin Tim Debelius ND Day Editor...... Dan Gonzalez Mostly sunny and cooltoday. Highs in the mid to A d Design Woody & Fran upper 30s. Becoming cloudy tonight with a slight chance of light Photographer ...Tim McKcogh snow. Lows in the upper 20s. Light snow tomorrow, becoming mixed MOLSON with rain by afternoon. Highs in the upper 30s to low 40s. — AP

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The Observer Editor-in-Chief Paul Mutlaney Features Editor...... Molly Woulfe Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46536 Managing Editor...... Mark Rust Photo Editor...... John Macor The Observer is an independent newspaper published by the students of the Editorials Editor Michael Onufrak University of Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessarily Senior Copy Editor...... Mary Fran Callahan Business M a n a g e...... r Greg Hedges reflect the policies of the administration of either institution. The news is reported Executive News Editor Tom Jackman C o n tro lle r...... Jim Rudd as accurately and as objectively as possible. Editorials represent the opinion ofNews a Editor Lynne Daley Advertising Manager...... Mark Ellis majority of the Editorial Board. Commentaries, opinions, and letters are the views SMC Executive Editor...... Margie Brassil Advertising Sales M a n ag...... er Michael McSally of their authors. Column space is available to all members of the community, andSMC News Editor...... Mary Leavitt C irculation Manager Beth Hackett Sports Ed ito r Beth Huffman the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Production M anag er John McGrath The Observer Tuesday, March 3, 1981 — page 3

Vermont senator

9 9 Leahy advocates SALTII J * 1 j j By SUE KELLEHER abortion. “One issue politics,” “ I f we get to the p o in t where each News Staff Leahy stated, “threatens representa­ side has enough weapons to destroy tion because it ignores the com­ the other,” he asked, “ how do we X U.S. Senator Patrick Leahy (D- plexities” o f a given issue and its know the Soviets w o n’t fire first? We Ver.) spoke on "single-issue place in the political scenario. w ould have no choice but to fire.” The senator explained that wit­ politics" and the necessity of reviv­ Leahy spoke o f the Panama Canal ing the SALT 11 process, in the Notre Treaty controversy as an attempt to hout a SALT treaty there is great pressure on both the U.S. and the Dame Law School Friday afternoon. sim plify a com plex issue. He U S S R to build up defense systems. Ohio's ex Governor John Gilligan regarded the U.S. attitude toward introduced Sen. Leahy as “ one o f the the canal (i.e. "w e b u ilt it, we ow n it, This pressure, Leahy contended, w ill inevitably culminate in a nuclear few, but certainly not the least of the we’ll keep it” ) as imperialistic and holocaust, in which neither side can Democrats who survived” the colonialistic. Reagan landslide. possibly win. Leahy, w ho graduated from St. "It also made us look racist,” “We don’t trust the Soviets,” he Michael’s College in Vermont in Leahy said, “ and ignored the fact that said, “ but that’s exactly w hy we 1957 and from Georgetown Law the canal may soon be obsolete.” need SALT. I know o f no one, School in 1964, told his audience The senator then turned to what Democrat or Republican, who that because they are "part of a he considers the country’s most doesn’t reach the same conclusion. select strata of society,” they are pressing concern: the reinstatement Even Reagan’s anti SALT rhetoric is "responsible to the community ” of o f a viable SALT treaty. As It stands, changing.” which they are a part. he said, "a war between the Soviet There was a question and answer The senator cited the growing in­ Union and the U.S. would be a vic­ session follow ing the lecture. A fluence of special interest groups as tory for neither side. Yet we con­ reception was held later that after­ The D a n cin ’ Irish gave their fin a l performance during half time o f the roo t o f "one-issue politics," i.e., tinue to build sophisticated defense noon. Saturday’s game against Dayton. (Photo by John Macor) political platform s that are based mechanisms such as the MX entirely on a single issue, such as missile.”

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Editor’s Note: Gottzo journalism is a “Do all you clowns dress like that?” my ter’s old make-up mirror, a dull razor blade, literary genre with origins directly assistant inquired, em ploying his usual tact and an ounce o f some USDA approved red traceable to Dr. HunterS. Thompson, w h ile grabbing at the stocking cap. top reefer spilled out. made fam ous In the pages o f Rolling Stone "Dress like what?” “ No, no,” exclaimed the obviously magazine. Since Thompsoon has gone into "Like Digger Phelps’ idea of what the stu­ alarmed counterfeiter, his eyes casting a seclusion, Gonzo has fallen into decline, dent body should be: garish asses.” mean glance towards the Stepan Center drugs a n d d rin k seem to have lost the ir “ Uh, there’s a chair open now.” door. place in professional journalism The . O b­ He sat dow n w ith mock confidence, and “ What, my dope’s no good here?” server recently received the follow ing began eating away at our expense account. “ Hey, man. No offense, but we’ve got the report from two dazed and decadent in ­ The Observer, those tight-fisted losers, had word: Cash only.” vestigative reporters, who checked out the refused to front us the money necessary to Again, it did not take a genius to see that realities behind the NO facade kn o w n as conduct a full-scale investigation in the something was amiss here. Something evil M ardi Gras. Editing has been lim ited only proper state of mind. We, of course, had to and rotten. to the completely offensive, andThe O b­ use a m ajority o f our cash for the state o f Indeed, the curious absence o f the server assumes no responsibility fo r the mind, ever mindful of priorities. clergy was enough evidence to suggest content. The game was nasty, the drinking was that malfeasance was occurring at an nastier. Luck was not hanging out in the alarming rate. Although we were able to Keenan booth that night. Even my hand spot only three confirmed CSCs (some t times, a simple docum entation o f the signals, while standing behind two Dillon cleverly disguised as WSND disc jockeys on our lives and well-being that weekend, A facts, such as one norm ally finds in a cretins, were not helping matters greatly. and others imitating members of the rock even to the extent that a phony dealer tried com petent news story, is not enough to in ­ W hoever made the rules for Mardi Gras band “Crystal” ), those whom we did spot to sell us some bad mescaline. Remember form one's readership as to what “ really” is poker was a devious bastard. The swine belied their anxiety and culpability in the the girl who went to the hospital that transpiring. Investigation is frequently re­ take ten percent out of the pot, and you whole affair at the least provocation. One weekend, some biggie in CILA? Ask her quired. One must delve “behind the hate to lose that money on the big ones. It such clergyman, doubling alternately as a about it. scenes," and take a fresh look at what one makes you hesitate to make a raise while member of the St. Joe County’s sheriff But there was little time for further in­ previously considered to be reality. Such a holding Jacks and deuces, but you do it department and as a dealer for Zahm Hall, vestigation. Off-campus parties beckoned look must be uncompromisingly blunt and anyway. The greasy stooge across the table confessed the whole story after he was w ith kilo gallon kegs. Absurd amounts o f unadulterated, no matter how painful or sees your raise though, and lays down easily engaged in conversation by my assis­ sinsemilla were circulating in South Bend, embarrassing the results. three 5s. tant. We did not expect to confront While discussing the merits of grain al­ at last. The sw indling was creating an at­ decadence and her lackeys’ uscry and graft cohol, the fink muttered something like mosphere of fear and loathing in the when we set out to cover the last night o f “ Let ’em put that stuff in their goddam hideous Stepan Center, itself a monument the last Mardi Gras. This institution, after kegs,” and we knew we had a stool. He to sickcningly elitist capitalism. We were all, was ND-SMC's oldest social event and made oblique references to some “CSC magnetically attracted away from Mardi ostensibly a charitable project whose only Lounge,” where the booze flowed con­ Gras.... goal was to aid some local do-gooders tinuously, and initiation rights for the Sis­ Deadlines soon leapt upon our backs. while ensuring a swell time for all. In fact, ters were hinted at. They create a crushing pressure akin to this was not the case. But where was the rest o f the money being on the bottom of a pile-up wedged In the “end justifies the means” school of going? And what was the Mafia’s take? The between Jack Lambert and L.C. Green­ theology, Mardi Gras stands above the rest pigeon belched loudly, swooned against wood. We tried to deal w ith the im pending as a monument to the decline of American the obnoxious “ Blow Your Dough” wheel, hour as normal journalists might. We lis­ society and the ease w ith which such a and fell back on the poorly built table. “ It tened to John Lcnnon shriek "Cold society can be manipulated by an am­ goes all the way to the top,” he confided Turkey” as the deadline screamed in our bitious clerical hierarchy. Though the offi­ “ The cover-up is missive, and Van w ill faces. Drugs w ere not proving to be the cial line from the Bishop seems to indicate crush anyone who gets in his way.” We had answer. We tried the boob tube for inspira­ that papal disapproval of the Mardi Gras always suspected the jovial VP of Student tion. Bizarre visuals. W iry black men tradition has finally trickled down to the Affairs as the Mafia link. throwing spears into hippopotamuses. South Bend diocese, this past gala w ent on The money? “ Geez, do we blow it out in Next, bad country singers were lip- as scheduled. Many unsuspecting would- the summers. What’s there for a rector to synching had country songs, but we had be philanthropists were taken advantage do? We lay dow n some going on a retreat’ Lcnnon cranked, and they were actually of, their lust for the almighty dollar and the crap, and then it’s ‘Florida here we come.' singing “ Instant Karma.” ancient human fascination for gambling Good times. They don’t even ask you about Instant karma hit us, at last. O r maybe it exploited at every opportunity. They kept But just what was the extent.to which your tan, they know better. And all this is was the two hits of speed. The typewriter saying, "Well, it’s for charity,” w ith those the counterfeiting and dice-fixing was paying for it.” We were aghast. keys pounded mystically into the paper, goddam plastic smiles on the ir acncd faces. allowed to run rampant? Temporarily Journalism is a d irty game. Not only be­ slanderous words were created. It had to Screw charity. When you investigate some­ deterred from one facet of our investiga­ cause it requires tolerance under the in­ be in. More typing. Got to finish tonight. thing, you don’t pull any punches, and that tion, the answer to these questions quickly fluence of controlled substances The tension of breaking the big one meant gambling to win. Big, if possible. Al­ became the focal point of the entire in­ (sometimes enormous amounts), but be­ loomed heavily above us. More death ways helps the tone of the articles too. You quest. Spotting the counterfeiters was no cause it requires you to reveal the truth threats from drunken deacons. Got to hide­ can tell how we did. problem since they loitered outside Stepan when it is uncovered. The truth can be un­ out for a while. Although a detailed study conducted by Center like ticket scalpers at a pep rally. pleasant, even ugly, and bring out the dark The Observer’s Features departm ent has Mostly junkies and ex administration offi­ side of some souls which even Dante never revealed that, on the average, each bettor cials down on their luck, they were a mot­ dreamed of. As we got closer and closer to The authors are chemistry majors cur­ who participated in this catastrophe lost ley crowd to behold The big question for the truth, we began to see that dark side rently on enforced leave o f absence from only $2, a simple lesson in basic account­ them was what color the Mardi Gras increasingly. Repeated threats were made the University. ing shows exactly who the real winners money was that night. Amazingly, not a and losers were. single one guessed wrong on the night we Mardi Gras officials, who have tradition­ were there. As my assistant approached a ally been mum on attendance figures as demure, somewhat drunken slob wearing ‘Music from Marlboro ’ w ell as alleged tax abuses, refuse to an­ a Sophomore Class T-shirt and leather nounce official gate receipt figures. The thongs, I knew he was in trouble. same officials have procrastinated when “ Need some Mardi Gras money, man,?” Tonight at Saint Mary’s confronted with alleged counterfeiting the poor sap m uttered, displaying a pink As you reach the end of a country road in the Green Mountains of Vermont, you and kick-back charges. In this post- wad of the gambling tender as well as some notice a small sign at the side of the road- “ Caution- Musicians at Play" and you know Watergate era there seems to be little recent needle marks on his left forearm. you have arrived at the M arlboro Music Festival. doubt that the public trust was taken ad­ “ D idn’t you used to be assistant vice- “ Music From Marlboro,” a program featuring three outstanding soloists from the vantage of; "fat cats” got fatter; and it all oc­ president for bowl game affairs,” my al­ curred with the administration’s approval. ways quick-witted cohort replied. celebrated Marlboro Music Festival, w ill be presented in concert tonight at 8 p.m. in Not to mention the ecclesiastical “You crazy, man? How bout fifty bucks O’Laughlin Auditorium of Saint Mary’s College. Tickets for the program are 54 for the hierarchy itself. worth for ten dollars. ” general public and 52 for students. My assistant eyed him carefully, noting Tonight’s concert w ill include Haydn’s “ Piano Trio in Eb Major, Hob. XV:29; ” Bar Alcohol abuse was staggering. The o ffi­ that the T-shirt dated from 1952 while the tok’s “ Sonata No. 1 for Violin and Piano" and Dvorak’s “ Piano Trio in E Minor, Op. 90, cial Mardi Gras line was no booze allowed, faces of the bills appeared to have been B. 166,” ( "Dumky ”). Soloists are Andras Schiff, pianist; Hiroko Yajima, violinist; and but it didn't take a genius to see that the recently rendered in purple crayon. Gary Hoffman, cellist. Keenan Hall booth’s poker game was a “ I don’t know,” he replied as the alcohol Born in Hungary, Andras Schiff was a student at Budapest’s Franz Liszt Academy. He front for a cut-rate bar specializing in te­ and daily ration of his favorite am­ had his Carnegie Hall debut in 1978 as a soloist with the Franz Liszt Orchestra of quila sunrises and something called a CSC’s phetamine coursed through his medula Budapest. In 1977 he was awarded Hungary’s highest musical honor, the Liszt Prize. Revenge. My assistant, W illie “ Zoo” oblongata. His hands began to shake and I Hiroko Yajima began her musical studies at the age of six in Tokyo. She came to the T'Allures, who by this time was exhibiting feared the worst remembering the United States in 1965 as a Fullbright Fellow to study at the Juilliard School. Yajima has the first symptoms o f a debilitating case o f bouncer who had tried to card him just a been a member of the Galimir String Quartet and the New York Philomusica as well as alcohol poisoning, immediately volun­ few hours ago. “ How bout fifty for five,” guest artist w ith the Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center. She is currently on the teered to check the booth out. the guy retorted, spittle trickling from his faculty o f the State University o f New York at Stony Brook. "Like to play some poker,” he stam­ tremor wracked jaw. This dude had Gary Hoffman, the 1979 recipient of the Piatigorsky Award, was also First Prize mered as he sauntered over to the Keenan wrestled with Mr. Natural one round too Winner in the 1978 Montreal Symphony Competition and finalist in the 1978 Moscow booth. many. Tchaikovsky Competition. "I’ll see what I can do,” replied the “ I’ll trade you a joint for a hundred,” my The Marlboro Music Festival, founded in 1950, brings leading musicians from the deceiving Keenan freshman, his Notre assistant replied reaching into his always U.S. and many foreign countries together for two months each summer to ex­ Dame sweatshirt accentuated by a blue handy knapsack. Hemostats, six varieties of change ideas and explore the vast repertoire of chamber music in an informal and and gold Irish stocking cap rolling papers, a McDonald’s straw, his sis­ intimate setting The Observer Tuesday, March 3, 1981 — page 6 ALLEGHENY LUDLUM .. .Bookstore

continued from page 8 necessary change. was good enough for Adrian STEEL CORP. “ It is simply impossible for me to Dantley, its good enough for any stu­ schedule every game around tests dent here now .” Simari says. “ And we are also insist­ and other excuses. I’ve got 383 COUNTRY’S LEADING ing that each captain have the two games to run, and there is not Because this is Bookstore Ten, dollar entry fee with him when he or enough time to make the whole some special celebrations have been she registers.” thing change for one person’s planned. Simari says that his As­ PRODUCER OF Another tradition is being schedule. sociate Commissioners, Anne Fink renewed this year, and Simari sees it “ A few years ago, Adrian Dantley’s and Mary Beth Sterling, are making SPECIALTY STEELS as a means of avoiding a lot of team had advanced to the final six­ arrangements for a possible All-Star headaches on his end o f things. teen teams. AD had to go to LaSalle game, to feature some of the great “This year we will not allow any college to accept an Athlete of the Bookstore players o f all time. games to be rescheduled. Either Year' award, but the commissioner “ We are hoping to get a number of teams play at their appointed time, refused to reschedule the game for basketball and football All or they forfeit the game." him. As a result, the team lost. I’ve INTERVIEWING ON CAMPUS Americans to return and play, along This may seem harsh, but it is a got to draw the line somewhere. If it with some other, non varsity ath­ letes that became Bookstore MARCH 4 legends, ” Simari says. The Top Twenty teams in The 8. Iowa 21-4 834 Associated Press college basket­ 9. Utah 24-3 633 For the first time, all four men ball poll, with first-place votes in 10. Tennessee 20-6 549 w ho have held the title o f Bookstore parentheses, this seasons s 11. Wake Forest 22-5 536 Commissioner will be at Notre CAREER IN records and total ports Points 12. North Carolina 22-7 485 Dame at the same time. based on 2 0 -1 9 1 8 '17-lb-15 etc. 13. UCLA 18-6 475 ALES/MARKETIN 14. Indiana 19-9 356 Simari also announced today that 1. Oregon St. (60) 25-0 1,219 15. Arkansas 22-6 308 he is looking for administrative help H e********************************* 2. DePaul (1) 25-1 1,148 16. Illinois 19-6 294 in running the tournament. He * * 3. Louisiana St. 27-2 1,044 17. Louisville 19-8 283 urged any interested students, espe­ * BUY * 4. Virginia 24-2 1,038 18. Brigham Young 21-6 197 cially freshmen, to contact him in * * 5. Arizona St. 22-3 944 19. Wyoming 21-5 190 433 Stanford Hall, or call 283-8767. * * OBSERVER 6. Notre Dame 22-4 871 20. Maryland 18-8 99 * * “ This is a big job,” he said, “ and I 7. Kentucky 22-4 864 * * > need all the help I can get. ” -X- CLASSIFIEDS * ********************************** E nights o f (Holumbus Get Motivated! presents Applications “DIRTY HARRY" ^ ? for positions in next starring Clint Eastwood — Social Commissioner tues, wed, and thurs. ? — Academic Commissioner March 3,4 and 5 — Contemporary Arts Commissioner 7,9, and 11pm — Concerts Commissioner KofC hall — Services Commissioner

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b y The Observer and TheAssuautecl Pres BOXING The ND-SMC Sailing Club recently announced its Notre Dam e is ranked sixth m the latestas 1981 elected officers at an awards banquet. Those elected are: Gerry sociated Press. DePaul, Saturday's opponent, is ranked second. Daus, commodore; Bob Christiansen, vice-commodore; J. B. Kuppe, Oregon State is the top-ranked team in the country. rear commodore; Mimi Tortorelli, treasurer; Phil Reynolds, race team 1981 Bengal captain; and Carol Silva, secretary. The follow ing w on club awards at the banquet: Phil Reynolds, best sailer o f the year; Carol Silva, best Bouts crew; and Greg Fisher and Carol Silva, capsize award. Kelly Tripucka leadsthe East squad named last weekend by a panel of college basketball coaches, writers and broad­ Semi-final Pairings casters to play in the tenth annual Pizza Hut Basketball Classic. The nationally televised game w ill be played in Las Vegas on April 4th. 132 lbs. — Rob Rivera vs. Bob Titser N o tre D a m e ’s W o m en ’s T rac k C lu b has a Schools represented by players on either squad for the 1981 Classic Bryan Bergin vs. Tim Broderick. home meet Friday at 3 against Saint Mary’s College. Last Friday w ill receive $ 1,000 for their general scholarship funds. Since its incep­ 140 lbs. — Fritz Fisher vs. Mike Ruwe Rosemary Desloge placed second in the two-mile run in a meet at tion in 1972, the Pizza Hut Classic has raised over $500,000 for JohnConaghanvs. Mike Martersleck. Eastern Michigan. Mary O’Connor was third in the 880-yard run and 145 lbs. — Dan Mohan vs. Mike Doyle various charities. Albert King (Maryland), Mike McGee (Michigan), Steve Sierowski vs. Tom Bush. Patrice Murray was third in the three-mile run. Rachael Allen captured Gene Banks (Duke), Jeff Lamp (Virginia), Ray Tolbert (Indiana), Herb fourth In the 60-yard dash and Barbara Jacobs was fourth in the 440- 150 lbs. — John Donovan vs. Hugh G rif­ Williams (Ohio State), and A1 Wood (North Carolina) were the other yard dash. fith; Paul Derbavs Mike Mulligan. seven seniors chosen from a list of 150 nominees to play for the East. 157 lbs. — Jim Mladenik vs Mark Nasca, Last year’s NCAA Championship coaches w ill handle the coaching Mark Leising vs. Dave (Spider) Lockard. duties for this game as well. Louisville’s Denny Crum w ill coach the 163 lbs. — Tom McCabe vs. Ed Bullet! Bookstore bcisketbtlllcommissioner Rob Simari has East squad, and Larry Brown of UCLA w ill coach the All-Stars from the Mike Marrone vs. Chris Digan announced that he is looking for people interested in the administra­ West. That West team features players from the nation’s top three 170 lbs. — Greg Brophy vs. Mike Crey tion of the fabled tournament. Freshmen arc especially urged to con­ teams. Clyde Bradshaw (DePaul), Steve Johnson (Oregon State), and Dan Dooher vs. Rob Verfurth. 177 lbs. — Mike Burke vs. Gary Holihan tact Simari at 283-8767. Simari also noted that the tournament Durand Macklin (LSU) w ill all see action. Other players named to t h e Dave Sassano vs. Jim Burlebach. sign-ups will return to their traditional March 10 date, to co incide West squad include Danny Ainge (BYU), Rolando Blackman (Kansas Heavyweight— Neal Ellatrache vs. Mike with Austin Carr’s birthday. This year’s tournament w ill once again State), Darnell Valentine (Kansas), Danny Vranes (Utah), and Lewis Collins; John Iglarvs Mike Walsh. include 384 teams. Lloyd (Drake). Super Heavyweight— Marc LeBlanc and Scott Zettek — bye

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PETE LOVELEY BETSY, your Mass Confusion notes are leave 3-10 3-11.232-3656 ...and Louie 1 forUMOC. too organized— JEFF THAT S WHAT YOU THINK Sports Tuesday, March 3, 1981 — page 8 Chuck Aragon Making track history By EARL RIX sprinters.” break four minutes in the mile and to Sports W riter The team spirit was emphasized at be accepted to medical school,” an impromptu party for Chuck’s sub- Aragon says. “ At one tim e I didn’t Chuck Aragon performed one of four minute mile among teammates think it was possible to do both.” the most amazing feats in Notre and friends upon Chuck’s arrival Aragon w ill attend the University Dame track history. He joied a very home Saturday night. of New Mexico Medical School this elite group that was founded by Dr. “Instead of letting us toast him,” fall. Aragon credidts his acceptance Roger Bannister on May 6, 1954. He teammate Jacques Eady says. into medical school for much of his broke 4 minutes in the mile. “ Chuck led the first toast and said, T recent success. Aragon’s winning time of 3 59.92 may have run the 3:59 but you guys “Now more of my thought is free beat a strong field that included were with me all the way,’ That’s to concentrate on running,” Chuck 1980 Olympic team member John Chuck Aragon." says. "N o w I can give it the attention Grcgorek. He ran the th ird fastest Aragon has qualified for the in­ it deserves in my life. I'm happier collegiate mile of the year and broke door nationals each year. His fresh­ than hell.” the meet record. And he’s only run man year Aragon did it in the Time is running out on Aragon at five competitive miles in his life — half-mile and in the past tw o seasons Notre Dame. But the memories of all since January 23. as a member of the Irish two-mile the past four years include more “ It seems sort of like a fairy tale. I relay. The summer before his sopho­ than just track. feel I haven’t suffered enough for it,” more year Aragon was a merflber of “ When I was a freshman I was the senior co-captain says. “I’m the United States National Junior walking to class in my usual south­ lucky I didn’t have to go through a Team that competed in West Ger­ western pace and people were flying mental torment for it.” many and the Soviet Union. past me. I just had to stop and laugh. But there has been some suffering Despite these accomplishments People were flying past me in the and torment in his Irish career. The Aragon felt somewhat frustrated. “1 classroom too,” says the Los Lunas, lowest point came in the NCAA kept banging my head up against New Mexico native. “ I realized that I finals of the two-mile relay his soph­ 1:49 in the half-mile,” Aragon says. had to shift gears and get out o f my omore year. Leading in the third half “I’ve become more consistent, but southwestern pace in order to com­ mile of the f t our leg race, Chuck was God only gave me so much leg pete. When I go back to the south­ pushed down from behind by Jan speed.” west I’ll be able to integrate some ot Boogman of Texas El Paso following His recent success in the mile, the things I’ve learned here with the a shoving incident. Boogman was however, has rejuvenated the way I’ve been brought up. I’ll have a subsequently disqualified and it cost excitement Aragon hasn’t felt since more fulfilling life because of the UTEP the overall national cham­ his sophomore year. people I’ve met here. Its made me a pionship that year. “Knowing we “ I don’t know how fast I can go in more competitive person. It is a had a chance to win the national the mile,” Aragon says. “And I’m good feeling to know that you can championship and had it slip away really excited about that.” compete with the best.” Chuck Aragon shows the form that enabled was very disappointing not only to It has elicited a lo t o f excitem ent Not many people are flying past 3:59 9 2 ! him to break the four-m inute-m ile barrier last me but to a lot of other people,” among his teamates also,“I don’t Chuck Aragon now — on or off the Saturday. (Photo by John Macor) Aragon says. think that he knows how good he track. “He is a.good half-miler, but he can be ,” said senior two-miler John can be a great miler,” Head Coach Filosa. Joe Piane says. " It just took a w h ile to “ Chuck is baaad ,” says Irish long Poetry in motion convince him of that. ” jumper and running back Greg Bell. Because the Irish track team is a “ I don’t see too many people beating very close knit group the victories as him. I like just going out there and well as the defeats are shared ex­ watching him. I think he can be na­ Gymnasts start fourth season periences. tional champion at the rate he’s “The biggest thrill that I’ve gotten going.” I can remember sitting on my couch back in 1972 from going sub-four minutes has "He is very strong. He was our watching Olga Korbut dazzle audiences in Munich’s been the excitement that it has best cross-country runner this year,” Olympic Auditorium. The little darling of the, 1972 generated among my friends — guys Frank LaGrotta Piane says. “ He’s got very good leg games would enchant audiences with her graceful style who know what it means — guys speed and he’s got confidence — and little girl smile. Sports Writer who have worked with me and can boy does he have confidence right Lithe. share in it,” Aragon says. It is a now. I can guarantee that he w ill be Beautiful. good feeling to be symbolic of the psychologically ready for the Poetry in m otion. work that coaches Piane and (Ed) NCAA’s on March 13th and 14th. And then there was Nadia in 1976. What Korbut had Kelly have done. Its indicative of the “ He has learned to con tro l a race done in Germany, Nadia refined and did better in practicing together. They actually scheduled a meet growth of the program. ” from second or third position,” Montreal. The world watched and cheered and wept as with St. Joe College that year which the girls won but Piane credits Chuck with con­ Piane continues. “ If you’re leading a the Romanian gymnast vaulted her way into the hearts the men lost. trib u tin g as a captain as w e ll as a run­ race and Chuck Aragon is behind of all who appreciate what is really art. Wait until the Title IX-ers hear about that one! ner. you, you are running relaxed. He can And it has always been just that for me. I have never Anyway, they had three meets the next year with “ He is a fine team leader, not only lead it also. That is the cornerstone been taken w ith Rembrandts and Picassos, Van Goghs schools such as Eastern and Central Michigan and the by virtue of the way he runs," Piane of good running — control.” or Renoirs. Not that I cannot admit to the beauty of the big break came when Notre Dame came in first at a tri- says. “ He’s really concerned about Chuck Aragon seems in control — results of their work, it’s just that I find much more meet with Indiana University and Purdue. how the other guys are doing, whet­ on or off the track. “When I came pleasure in observing the creation of art; the ongoing Notre Dame sticks it to the Big Ten. Again. her they are putters or jumpers or here I set two goals for myself: to process of moving towards the unreachable goal of per­ “Basically we are just a bunch of students that like fection. gymnastics,” points out Brian McLaughlin, a junior from For I am convinced that art must be a working agree­ California who majors in finance and performs all the ment between the artist and the observer. Handel’s stunts in a meet. All-arounders they’re called and Notre B o o ksto re Messiah, one o f the w orld’s great musical compositions, Dame has quite a few good ones. does not become a true work of art until it is performed “Two sophomores, Randy Kelly and Ed Barrett, are and individually interpreted by those who hear it. good all-arounders,” lists McLaughlin. “The girls squad begins 1 0th W hich is w h y I find gymnastics to be an art and, has some pretty good athletes as well, such as Roberta likewise, the gymnast to be an artist. In few other ac­ DePiero, the women’s captain, Stephanie Micek and By SKIP DESJARDIN couple of years.” tivities can the observer actually witness the creation of Denise McHugh.” Sports Writer Simari announced specifics as to art. It is something even the most pragmatic spectator McLaughlin emphasizes that the goal of going “big those sign-ups today. The registra­ can pause to enjoy. Because it is unexplainable it is tim e ” w ith fancy uniform s and a 10,000-seat arena is not As warm weather arrives, and the tion w ill take place in LaFortune one believable. high on the squad’s list of priorities. “We’d like to go college basketball season draws to a week from today, Tuesday, March A group of students and their faculty advisor, Noel B. club and right now Coach O’Sullivan has nominated us close, a new season dawns. Once 10. Signups w ill begin at 6:00 p.m., O’Sullivan, have been working to bring this art form to for that. We need some equipment but we’re not really again, the courts have been cleared and space w ill be limited to the first N otre Dame. This is the fo u rth year that the Gymnastics looking to go varsity at this tim e.” of snow, the rims are being replaced, 384 teams. Club has been in existance although its reputation ex­ And that’s refreshing. Athletics for the athlete, not the and it is time for Bookstore Basket­ “We have to lim it things to 384,” tends only throughout its membership, perhaps its screaming fanatics who sprawl in the stands and ball. Simari says. “ There is only a short membership’s roommates and of course the folks back demand to be entertained. Self-motivation, not flesh- Rob Simari, entering his second time in which to play all of the home. pressing psych-out sessions that most people attend be­ full year as Bookstore Commis­ games, and we w ould sim ply never Right now we should clarify the status of this group of cause they heard ABC is going to televise it. sioner, has been w o rkin g w ith his get it all in if we allowed more than students because to call it the Gymnastics Club would Achievement for self-satisfaction. That’s the true staff since early January to plan this, that to play ” imply that it is an official club sport with all the trap­ beauty of athletics. O f course, if it happens to promote the tenth annual tourney. Although the tournament pings that naturally follow. Like money. Unfortunately, something artistic and fascinating to observe 1, well, “ We decided to return to a num­ originally consisted of only 53 right now it is not classified as such, although the uni­ that’s an added bonus. ber of traditional Bookstore customs teams, which took two weeks to versity is presently considering a grant of such status And that’s something one doesn’t often get the op­ this year in honor of the tenth register, Simari says that a num ber o f with which would come a $1200-a-year budget and a portunity to take part in — either as a spectator or a tournam ent,” Simari says. “ For years, teams are now turned away each $6000 interest free loan for equipment purchase. participant. sign-ups for Bookstore were held on year. However neither rain nor snow nor lack of proper March 10th. That is the birthday of “I would strongly suggest that equipment can detain the Irish gymnasts from their ap­ NOTES: The Notre Dame Gymnastics Club w ill host the patron saint of Bookstore, Austin team captains be at LaFortune and pointed stunts. Led by coaches, Jan Galen and Dennis Purdue in the first home meet in its history on Saturday Carr. This year we will honor that ready to sign-up by six o’clock,” Wolfe, the group is an offspring of a 1977 O’Sullivan beginning at 3 in the Angela Athletic Facility at Saint custom, som ething that has been physical education class where a few of the students Mary’s College. Admission is free, but donations w ill be forgotten or neglected the past See BOOKSTORE, page 6 decided to propigate their interest in gymnastics by taken at the door.