BASKETBALL-KING OF $PORT$ By Jim Dwyer Foghorn Exclusive USF had the number one basketball team in the nation for a respectable The high returns are due to the nature of the game. 94 feet of court and part of this latest season. That honor did not come cheap even a small building like Memorial Gymnasium can hold an exciting game According to Cliff Hughes, director of Student Development (OSD), the and several thousand fans. Last season, ticket and concession revenues alone 1976 77 basketball budget fell somewhere between 175 thousand and 225 paid for all the team's expenses exclusive of scholarships. thousand dollars. Legal restrictions and university policy prohibit exact Similar situations are usually not available for soccer or other sports, since disclosure of the amount spent by Coach Bob Gaillard in the Don's they are not easily enclosed and made a commodity. In fact, 95% of all unsuccessful fight for the national collegiate championship. However, more athletic revenues this year came from basketball. money was spent on basketball than any other sport Unquestionably That percentage includes an amazing sum of money from nationwide The tennis and golf teams are each allotted one full scholarship per year; television contracts for the games against Notre Dame and Las Vegas None of cross country gets none This year, the budgets for basketball and soccer the other USF sports can command, as the basketball team did, forty included seventeen and twenty three awards respecitvely (Awards represent thousand dollars for a single game in the middle of the winter (Notre Dame). both partial and full scholarships). Between these two sports, 65% of the The check for the playoff game against Las Vegas has not come in yet, but athletic budget is consumed. OSD expects it will be in excess of twenty thousand dollars. The total "TV OSD acknowledges that basketball expenses were twice those of soccer, money" from the two games may reach ninety thousand dollars. On TV, even even though travel costs that take the biggest bite from all team budgets are when you lose, you win. less for the smaller basketball squads. And as Dr. Anne Dolan. Vice President The result of big dollars from television and ticket sales is that the basket­ for Student Development points out, "The only full time people we have in ball program not only pays for itself, but makes money that theoretically helps athletics have been the basketball coaches." cover financial losers like baseball, tennis, and golf. Obviously, USF could not afford to spend two hundred thousand dollars or The ineffable — alumni relations and national publicity — also play a part in so on each of its five other varsity men's teams. It could not even begin to the development of a sport. Basketball comes out a winner here, since it lends approach that figure for women's sports. itself to wide audiences and is an easy way to get alumini to focus on and It has been suggested that, with a handful of scholarships and a few other express allegiance with their alma mater. niceties like an outdoor track and starting blocks, a first class track squad And since 66 per cent of educational revenues come from tuition — just 66 could be developed. Ditto for golf, tennis, and their requisite facilities. But per cent — the remaining 34% has to come from somewhere. It helps to have these have not been developed Why basketball? alumni tripping over accounts of the latest Don victory in their morning There are several reasons, but one answer: basketball pays its way, and newspaper. Even when the soccer is ranked first in the nation, a winning then some. basketball team is likely to get greater publicity. — FOGHORN Volume 72, Number 4 UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO May 6.1977 Senate Tables Robber Rips Off Church Gaillard Motion By Frank Kelly and day's schedule. There was no The actual appraisal of the stolen ASUSF Senate voted Tuesday night David A. Harpster evidence of how the thief(s) entered pieces by the insurance company has to table a proposal by Sen. John On Sunday morning, May 1, Brother the church. They could have been been complicated by the death of the Matthias asking for the resignation of Emmanuel Silveira, sacristan of Saint man who made them, the famous Head Basketball Coach Bob Gaillard hiding inside, or used a key since a set Ignatius Church, entered the church's master metal craftsman, Dirk Van Erp, as Athletic Director for USF because of of keys had been missing for about a sanctuary at 5:00 am to prepare for "definite conflicts of interest" leading month and another set had been the very next day He was 76 Van Erp's to a "deterioration" in minor sports the day's masses Instead of beginning stolen in December works are exhibited in countless programs his usual Sunday duties, he noticed The tabernacle itself was also museums, the closest probably being that the back door to the main altar's Matthias' proposition will be opened with a key. the Oakland Museum of Art. reconsidered this Tuesday after the tabernacle was halfway open Originally, estimates of $45,000 for Presently, Public Safety's changing Senate researches the matter further. Three items had been stolen; two the three items had been rumored, but the locks on the church and hopes ciboriums and one pyx The Opposition to the proposal came Fr. Perkins said that their value is that the Church will take some ciboriums, used Jo store the hosts in from several senators. Their general probably only somewhere between security precautions itself. point was that Gaillard would quit as the tabernacle, were about 8 inches $5,000 and $10,000. head coach and leave USF if he were tall and gold plated with diamond Fr. Perkins feared that the exorbant Any hope of recovering the stolen fired as athletic director. Matthias did chips at the base. The pyx, a small original guess ot $45,000 would items rests on the ability of someone not specify in his statement for holder for the Host during Bene encourage burglars to start robbing Gaillard to stay on as coach. diction, had a small pearl in it. churches, thinking that they are full of to recognize them from the photo Brother Silveira couldn't get hold of graphs of similar objects sent out to "This would be an insult to Gaillard," priceless treasures. In actuality, Fr. Public Safety, so he called the San pawn shops. said Chris Bakes James Attridge, Perkins pointed out. there are many Francisco Police Department Public "We're very sad that someone would soph class president, said that such a beautiful religious objects in violate the sanctity of a church," said request was out of the Senate's line of Safety arrived later at 6:30. churches, but they are not of any real Fr. Perkins. Then he added. "I knew duty. "If we ask, they'll say no, and The church had been closed the monetary value. we'll look like a bunch of jerks," he Saturday night before at 10:45 when "There's hardly been any vandal­ the woman who donated those items. said. Rev. William B. Perkins, S.J., Admini­ ism," Perkins said, "especially for a She's now dead, but if she were alive, I know this would have broken her Matthias had been unable to talk to strator of S.I. Church, and the church church open all day. We've been very heart." Gaillard prior to Tuesday's meeting. organist left after arranging the next fortunate." Dolan Bars Contraceptive Booth By David A. Harpster was strictly an informative booth," said and Frank Kelly Garcia. "NOTHING AT ALL IN TERMS Anne Dolan, vice president for stu­ OF CONTRACEPTIVES WAS HANDED dent development, barred the OUT." presentation of a contraceptive, booth Dolan told the Foghorn Monday that by a pre-med society last Wednesday she was in a position where she had to at the USF Health Faire. make her decision in a deadline type "I feel we cannot be supportive of situation. She still stands by her something contrary to the teachings of actions, however. the Church." she said. "I haven't changed my mind," she said There are other methods of The incident occurred early Wednes­ communication, from professionals, day morning after she was informed available to the student off the about a contraceptive booth on display campus The booth was an inapprop­ at the Faire. Dolan said she was origi­ riate information vehicle." nally told that the sponsors of the exhibit, Omicron Beta Chi, were Garcia did not obtain prior handling out birth control samples to clearance for the exhibit. He had students. She said she did not know arranged with Counseling and Health, who informed her. sponsors of the Faire, for reservations for two Omicron booths a few weeks Ramon Garcia, a student who organ­ before the Faire He told the person in ized the exhibit, told the Foghorn that charge that he'd come back later with no contraceptives were being distrib­ the topics, but he never did Omicron's uted. Pamphlets were to be handed other booth, on med school applica­ out which pertained to the effective­ tion tests, was allowed to remain. ness of various prophlyactics, and the booth did feature a display of several "I didn't realize it would be such a birth control devices such as big deal," he said. Everyone uses them SEX TONIGHT! - This human vegetable, Chris Miller, will "speak" on the topic condoms, Pills, lUD's and diaphragms. and ta' i about them, but bring the "Is Sex Funnyr ton ight at 8 pm in McLaren. up with Anne Dolan and she "We were not advocating anything It blushes. She's way behind the times." Page 2 FOGHORN May 6,1977 Human Prospect News-in-Brief Experiment Head Residents and Resident Assistants for next year are: Hayes-Healy: Kim Kelly, CHR; Sandy Miller, CHR ; Pat McAndrew, HDC/HNOM; Chris Kurata, 3rd floor; Linda Bacci, 4th; Sue Myers, 5th; Ginny in Learning Pribyl, 6th; Debbie Taylor, 7th; Julie Klesson, 8th; Eileen Lowe, 9th. Gillson: Lynn Spencer, CHR Robb Ratto, CHR; Al Schubert, 2nd; Russell Ware, 3rd; Leland Fishman, 4th; Joe Saiz, 5th; Sue Espinoza, 6th; Jim The Human Prospect, an experimental "We are trying to explore the ways in Ponzetti, 7th; NadingGiani, 8th. lecture/seminar course given by a which technology pervades all of us; Phelan: Greg Troy, Steph Gonsalves, CHR; Bill Wagner, HNOM/HDC; Sean team of eight USF faculty, is being its subtle effects on our culture," litis McNally, Pat Daniels, 2nd; Mary Haran, Deanna Poindexter, 3rd; Sue Furlong, offered for the first time next semester said. "We will concentrate on USFs Tom Nubel, 4th; Pino Kobayashi, Maureen Mahoney, 5th; Dave Durrett, Mike due to a grant by the National Endow­ relationship to the Bay Area, using the Harte, 6th; Gil Shapiro, 3A, Bob Kretzmer, 4A, Bill Fox 5A. ment for the Humanities. Bay Area as a sort of laboratory." "The Earth's Energy Resources: Today and Tomorrow" is the subject of a The course will focus on technology lecture by Edward Buel, professor of earth sciences, to be given today at 11 in and its impact on human life and McLaren 209. environment, and is broken down into Attn. Seniors! two parts: a coordinated lecture series The Class of 77 will observe their taught by four professors of humani­ graduation from USF through the tra­ "Your Next Career Step" is the topic of a discussion to be given by Dick ties and four in the sciences; and ditional celebration of Senior Week. Polumba, director of Career Planning and Placement Monday May 9 from 7:30 seven group and individual projects This year Senior Week has been cut to to 9:30 pm in the faculty lounge. Sponsored by Cooperative Education with a member of the course faculty, three days because of the graduation Program. concentrating on special problems ceremony on Sunday May 22, which is "Kamouraska," a French Canadian film directed by Claude Jutra, will be which have encompanied technology. right after finals week. shown Tuesday May 10 in McLaren 252 at 8 pm. $1.50. Graduating seniors are reminded, The International Student Association of USF finalized its appointment of "Everyone who takes the lecture however, that they should complete new officers Monday May 2. The students delegated to be the officers of ISA section will be under one of the faculty their finals by Wednesday May 18 in for the upcoming 1977-78 academic year are as follows: Chairperson — on a project to be worked out jointly," order for them to participate in the Mohamed Ozeir. Vice-Chairperson — Cary Diaz, Secretary — Hector Rualo, said Dr. Carolyn litis, director of the Senior festivities on May 18, 19, and and Treasurer — Miming Satyono. Members-at-large for ISA are Martin Ruiz, course. "There is a maximum of 12 20. George L. Jereza, and Belkacem Aguini. Fr. Clifford will serve as an assistant students per professor, so individ­ The Senior Week activities that have toTrte activities of ISA. ualized instruction will be ensured as been scheduled so far are: well as opportunities for the students Wed. May 18: Senior Exclusive at the to really get to know some of the Holiday Inn, Union Square with music Greek Festival '77 will again be presented May 14 and 16 at the Oakland faculty." by Arm and Hammer. 9 pm to 1 am. Civic Auditorium, starting at 11 am. Greek dancing, cooking, music and Thurs. May 19: Senior Brunch in the pottery is featured. $1.50. $6 with dinner included. The lecture section fulfills three Veranda Room, top floor of the Holiday The annual Kite Flying contest will take place Sunday May 8 at Crissy Field units of Core curriculum and empha­ Inn, Union Square. Senior Celebration, on the Bay (between the Yacht Club and Golden Gate Bridge). Contests every sizes the problems of technology in 8 pm, location undetermined. half hour beginning at 11:30. Free. the past, present and future. The Fri. May 20: Senior Picnic in the Readings from "Portal a la Californiana," by Amilcar Lobos will be presented projects, which range from one to six afternoon at Golden Gate Park, includ­ today at noon in Medusa's as part of Cinco de Mayo Week. Free. credits, vary in subject matter from ing baseball game against faculty and designing and constructing a solar administrators. Champaign Bay energy collector on top of Harney Cruise to Jack London Square, includ­ The Nursing Society plans its Senior-Alumni Luncheon for Saturday May 14 Center to a two-weekend backpacking ing dinner at the Jack London Inn, at 12:30 in UC. Reservations must be made by tomorrow through Sue Miller or trip. from 7 to 11 pm. the Nursing Office. United Farmworkers are celebrating Cinco de Mayo tomorrow at noon at the City Center Plaza in Oakland. Fiesta includes singers, food, cultural exhibits, craft demonstrations, and speakers. Cesar Chavez will make an appearance. Free. CLASSIFIEDS Win friends, influence people, become instantly ATTENTION PROFS — House for rent:* popular, even change your life completely. Become a Pacific Heights, 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, stove, * "Holistic Technology" will be discussed Monday morning May 9 by Carolyn FOGHORN reporter. It's safe. It's easy. No exper­ fridge, dishwasher, garage. Very spacious < litis, professor of history of science and technology. McLaren 209. ience required. You don't even have to know how to and elegant. Not for students. Call Mrs. Mei * Jean Audigier, professor of art history, will present a lecture on "The role of write. Just come down to the Foghorn office anytime - 567-9240. < the Artist in Today and Tomorrow's Society" Wednesday May 11 in McLaren someone is in there, and we'll see what we can do 209 at 11. Money back guarantee. Apply now. "The History of Parallelism in Computer Science" is the topic of Derrick H. Lehmer's lecture Thursday May 12 in Harney 242 at 11 am. Lehman is a math IMPORTANT — All clubs, student organiza­ OWN ROOM in a sunny, large flat. Near professor at UC Berkeley. tions, and fraternities and sororities: please go to UC 402 and pick up an important campus, non-smoking male or female; Moral Choices in Contemporary Society will present "Science and Morals" $100/mo. Avail. Fall and/or Spring by Dr. Robert Thornton, professor of physics, Tuesday May 10 in the faculty letter containing information concerning scheduling of activities for 77-78. semester. Call after 7 pm. 387-6731. lounge at 4 pm.

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An attentive audience dence that it has a life of its own, is a came to hear Dr. Dennehy, who has willingness to kill other people for the read and debated extensively on sake of convenience. The next people abortion. in line for "convenience killings" The foundation of democracy is the would be the elderly, the retarded and importance of each individual in diseased, ethnic minorities, and society. The dignity of each person in a political and civil criminals. democracy is insured by rights and If our country is not willing to assign freedoms which every citizen has. a value to human beings over and Those that we are most familiar with above their ability to be productive or are the right to vote, free speech, convenient, then it is not willing to be a worship, assembly, etc. But all of democracy. The people of this country these particular rights assume a some­ need to be willing to sacrifice a lesser what ambiguous but more funda­ good, convenience, for a greater good, UP, UP AND AWAY— Student rescues his frisbee from the leafy clutches of a mental freedomto-exist, there can be freedom-to-exist, without which all our tree. Photo By Greg Dilsaver no other freedom without it. lives are on rocky ground. Abortion threatens the foundation of our democracy (the importance of An interesting comparison can be each person), because it challenges made between the fall of democracy in ROTC Scholarships the fundamental freedomto-exist Germany before Hitler, and the United This year's graduating class of the scholarship students," said Michael upon which every other right depends. States today. Preceding the election of Military Science Department has an Zimmermann, the Department's stu­ The Supreme Court did not give up our Hitler as President and then Dictator, extraordinary number of outstanding dent coordinator for Admissions and right-to-life by legalizing abortion. But there was a dramatic increase in the individuals. Outstanding because they Counseling, "but eleven in a class of in weighing the evidence to make its number of abortions in Germany. have received one of academia's most twenty-one is almost unheard of. We're decision, it did consider the health Anti-human dignity feelings subse­ sought after prizes, the full tuition all quite proud of this year's class." and convenience of the mother more quently reached a new high with the scholarship. These scholarships, pre­ Scholarships are not the only things important than the baby's free- death camp experiments. But it is sented by the United States Army, which make this class outstanding. dom-to-exist. important to note, that even during represent a very high level of achiev- During the 1976 Advanced training One can draw the implication from these first days of Hitler's power, the ment since the recipients are awarded camp at Ft. Lewis Washington, USF this decision to sacrifice the life of the people were able to reduce the experi­ a Second Lieutenant's Commission cadets won several leadership and baby for the convenience of the ments because they spoke out. And upon the completion of their studies. achievement awards including the mother and society, that anybody's life the people spoke out because some­ The graduating class of twenty-one coveted Stillwell Saber Award which can be ended for convenience; if it is one in authority, the cardinal of individuals has eleven scholarship went to cadet Lieutenant Colonel shown that there is a good chance that Muenster, spoke out. winners with awards of four, three and William Fox Jr. the life of the fetus is not essentially The United States has escalated its two years duration. This makes the USF Senior cadets have also disting­ different from our own life. abortion deaths to one million per class one of the most remarkable that uished themselves on campus by The evidence shows that there is yea/, if the present trend continues, the Department has seen in a long receiving both Co-head resident and such a possibility. The unborn baby we' may not have a democracy thirty time. "It's not uncommon for a class of Resident Advisor positions in the has its own blood. By three weeks years from now. this size to have four or even five dormitories. THESE are the real Chris Miller

Chris Miller will speak tonight on the subject "IS SEX FUNNY?" at 8 p.m. in McLaren 250. Tickets are $2. Miller, former associate editor of the National Lampoon, is guaranteed to be hilarious! brought to you by USF Special Events Committee Page 4 FOGHORN May 6,1977 entertainment \ Movies Science Fiction Put Aside "Airport" For "Fantasticks" and Hockey by Steve Spinali By Jeffrey Gardy For this weekend, put aside "Airport Let's set things straight right away 1977" and Andy Warhol's "Bad," and "Demon Seed" is NOT a horror movie, make every effort to see the College nor is it about possession or any other Player's production of "The devilish acts. It is however, possibly Fantasticks," playing tonight and the most gripping, imaginative and tomorrow night at 8:00 in Gill Theatre. superior science-fiction movie since "The Fantasticks," the story of how Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey," young love changes into mature love nine years ago. through pain, is fantastically acted. This extraordinary film deals with Richard Porta and Margot Pares-Reyna the creation by a scientist (Fritz play the star-struck lovers with bound­ Weaver) of a mind which stores all less enthusiasm and considerable knowledge and truth, and also ques­ skill, while Margot sports an excep­ tions. This computer brain is named tional singing voice. John Washko is Proteus. The intriguing plot revolves outrageously funny as El Gallo, and the around Proteus' desire to create a new rest of the cast is also outstanding. being — in the human form. It takes The direction of the entire play, and over the house and the scientist's wife especially the first act, was done in out­ (Julie Christie), whom is to be the standing fashion by John Lister; he mother of "his" child. has quite an eye for comedy, and as a Christie is simply brilliant as the result, this musical is certainly not curious and terrified subject of the bereft of a number of clever sight gags computer's wishes. Director Donald and some perfectly outrageous Cammell is in expert control of the film musical numbers. I had reservations at all times, and you are treated to a with the pacing of the second act (it "cosmic voyage" of abstract images seemed too slow for the subject more stunningly beautiful and matter), but I would find it difficult to spectacular than those seen in "2001." argue with the treatment of the overall For all those who wish to give their theatrical entity John Washko - striking a fantastic pose. Photos By Laurel Rogalla intelligence and imagination a treat; to those who have been wondering who is on top — man or technology; or to Joe's - An Italian Warnes-Cotton: No Big-Names those who merely want to see one of the finest science-fiction films ever American Burger made — then by all means go and but a Good Show experience "Demon Seed." by Rank Kelly by Annette Bassett If you, like the rest of the youth of Warnes has an excellent voice. Jennifer Warnes, and Gene Cotton, America, have deified the Hamburger, Physically, she's tall, blonde, and played the Boarding House last Satur­ wears glasses — she looks like you are always interested in finding by Steven Spinali day night. Phelan's co-head resident, Maureen eating establishments that provide The films of George Roy Hill have Neither of them are big-name Constantine. Jennifer Warnes is good hamburgers. never really been rooted in themes of singers yet, both of them have a shot obviously in love with singing, and she One such place is Joe's of Westlake, deep social or psychological meaning. at the Big Time. seemed very anxious to have the home of gargantuan char-broiled ham­ His "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Cotton's charming, an attractive audience understand her music. She burger on sour dough French bread Kid," for example, was more devoted blend of Jim Croce, Jackson Browne, wore jeans and a leather vest, smiled accompanied by French fries. ($2.50). to a humanizing of the Old West's and maybe Jim Stafford or Ray Joe's, however, is not some greasy most of the time, and stuck plosely to criminal element than to a Stevens. He has a pleasant voice along hamburger joint. It's actually a nice country music. Warnes had too many well-developed thematic development with his well-written and intelligent Italian-American style restaurant "in-jokes" with her band (they laughed of the subject. Likewise, his later songs. which happens to have great — the audience was puzzled). But "Slaughterhouse-5" and "The Sting" The closest thing he's had to a hit is char-broiled meats (excellent steak) otherwise, she was funny, and she consistently preferred the entertaining a song called "You've Got Me Runnin'," along with its pasta and other Italian surprised the audience once or twice to the challenging; this trend, however, which got some radio airplay. His offerings. with the words she chose (she looked is dramatically reversed in his latest latest album, "Rain On," has a lot of Service is punctual and provided by so "innocent"). film, "Slapshot" — an out-and-out, good songs in a nice folk-rock style. tuxedoed Italian waiters with heavy uncompromising, and often out­ He's good. I'm glad I went. I enjoyed Jennifer accents. Unfortunately, you can't rageous condemnation of institu­ Warnes' act — and I'm buying Gene make reservations, so be prepared for Jennifer Warnes has a hit song right tionalized violence within the Cotton's album. a one or two hour wait. You might have now — "The Right Time Of Night." framework of sports. a better chance if you go for lunch. In "Slapshot," a hockey team called Joe's is located at the corner of Lake the Charleston Chiefs is entwined in Merced and John Daly Blvds. in an entire assortment of difficult Westlake, just across from the West- problems: firstly, the team is in last lake Shopping Center. You might want RlCOffDS^ place and can't seem to be able to score a single goal, much less win a Go On This Way," and "Roller Skating game; secondly, because they're so GG Park Weekend ^fe Child," which is backed with potent pathetic at their chosen sport, the Today May 6 organ and guitar riffs by Carl Wilson owner has decided to disband the 2 p.m. — "A Universe of Color," Mor­ : and the assaulting drums of Dennis hockey club, leaving all of the team rison Planetarium, California Academy Wilson; and "Johnny Carson" is Brian's members without jobs in the coming season; and thirdly, as if the previous of Sciences. rm Tt$ outrageous tribute to the Tonite problems weren't enough, everybody 8 p.m. — Predators of Early Man — Show's host. on the team seems to be having Lecture, Morrison Auditorium, Cali­ terrible problems with their personal fornia Academy of Sciences. The flip side has three standout relationships — which is no wonder, Tomorrow May 7 numbers. "I Wanna Pick You Up," considering that they are all inter­ 8 a.m. — San Francisco Pony Club, featuring the unique, soulful vocals of Dennis and Carl Wilson; "Airplane," a personal dropouts (to understate the Bercut Equitation Field, G.G. Park. - matter). 10 a.m. — 5 p.m. — San Francisco J song debuted at this New Year's Eve Anniversary concert at the Los The second and third problems Artists Guild Art Show, Redwood BEACH BOYS Grove, G.G. Park. Angeles Forum; and "The Night Was remain out of their control throughout 11 a.m. — "Exploring the Skies of by Thomas M. Murphy So Young," (written especially for the motion picture, but they do find a the Season," Morrison Planetarium, "Brian Wilson is The Beach Boys. He is Carol) comprised of a majestic lead way to win: by exercising brute force California Academy of Sciences. the band. We're his — — — — — vocal by Carl that carries into a full and violence. And it works. In fact, it harmony chorus by the rest of the 12:30, 2 & 3:30 p.m. — "A Universe (expletive) messengers. He is all of it. works so well that, believe it or not, Period. We're nothing. He's »every- boys, easily qualifying it as the of Color," Morrison Plentarium, they reach the championships. thing." number one tune of the entire album. Academy of Sciences. "Slapshot" has problems. The plot is 1 - 5 p.m. — American Gesneria —Dennis Wilson, 1975 quite unbelievable in the grand tra­ Society, Plant Show and Sale, Hall of Production wise, The Beach Boys dition of "Network," despite abortive Flowers. Dennis', the Beach Boy's drummer, Love You is their strongest effort since attempts to make it realistic, and the 4:45, 7:30, 9 & 10:30 - Laserium, made this comment at a time when Sunflower of 1970. Brian Wilson, with violent theme is too overbearing for Morrison Planetarium, Academy of brother Brian was not writing or the help of Carl as mixdown producer, the mood of the picture. But, as we Sciences. producing music, but the Beach is has combined the sound of many would expect from George Roy Hill, it Sunday May 8 back and doin' it again with the new different musical instruements to is also monstrously entertaining, 8 a.m. - 1 p.m. — San Francisco album The Beach Boys Love You. achieve a truly pleasurable, spontan­ technically excellent, and really quite Wheelman's Bicycle Race, Conserva­ The Album has fourteen new songs eous record. Yes, Brian Wilson is back enjoyable. It's unfortunate, though, tory Course, G.G. Park. on it, all of them either soloed or at the helm of his band and The Beach that the film's difficulties, which could 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. — Artists Guild Art co-authored by Brian Wilson, and Boys continue to catch their wave and have been solved by some minor Show, Redwood Grove. opens with two heavy rockers, "Let Us ride atop the musical charts. editing, mar its overall effect. May 6,1977 FOGHORN Page 5 THE /HAI.RCUEIE Harry Chapin on Campus What there is to do around here: * "California Suite," the Broadway * Harry Chapin will appear right here comedy written by Neil Simon, will on campus on Saturday morning, from open on Tuesday, May 17, at the LIZ TORRES 11 to 12:30 in the UC Main Lounge. Curran Theatre. You can buy tickets Photo by Laurel Rogalla Chapin is primarily a folksinger or now at the Curran box office, 445 "storyteller." His hit songs include Geary St. "Taxi" and "Cats in the Cradle." Chapin's latest album is called "On the The Bella Lewitzky Dance Company Road to Kingdom Come." Harry will be holding a lecture demonstra­ Chapin will appear as part of a tion at Lone Mountain College today at workshop on world hunger and food 3 pm. It's $2.50 for non-members, and problems — he is a founder of the it's in their mam Theater. World Hunger Year organization. This . . .enjoy this last weekend before event, co-sponsored by SEC and finals! Campus Ministry, is free. The Bay Sunday Concerts, at Fort —Annette Bassett Liz Torres - A City Girl Mason, features the Bobby Hutcher­ son Quartet, local jazz musicians By Laurel Rogalla in both places." That's this Sunday at 2 pm at the Fort Liz Torres, TV actress of "Phyllis," At 15 she "knew" she wanted to get Mason Center. Admission is $2.00. and "All in the Family," is closing her into show business. At 29, she says, • Hot Tuna, a local group that's two week uproarious latin lunacy "I'm glad I had a goal. I wanted to do done well nationally, is back home this engagement at The City Sunday night. this." She had a full scholarship to weekend at the Old Waldorf. That's Late afternoon in her room at the NYU, school of the Arts, but dropped tonight and tomorrow — the Old Mark Hopkins, Liz Torres is not on out after a year and went to drama Waldorf's on Battery St., in San stage. 'She is not the hottest thing classes in the Village. Francisco. since chili." She is calm and says "I think I watched more classes than about her act, "it's either doing work or I participated in. I did a lot of sitting home. I'm glad I'm not just an improvisational theatre." actress, or just a dancer. I've always About her two hit TV shows Torres worked." said, "the difference between Torres "likes" San Francisco. In Los "Phyllis," and "All in the Family," is day a great jazz singer. But I don't pattern Angeles she lives in a Penthouse. She and night. Carrol O'Conner is a genius. myself after anyone. I am just what said, "my agent's uncle hung himself He rewrites all those scripts himself. you see. I can't change who I am." in the apartment before we moved in," Everyone is open. It really is like a Liz Torres smiled, "my personality. . and her large eyes moved back and family." . it's something you are born with and forth, "I see him every once in a while Miss Torres moved up in her chair, have to learn how to accept. I'm happy swinging in the living room." 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By Steve Purtill things that happened to me, maybe, Fr. Wood: As far as an "it" goes I To so many in so many different ways was the fact that the Viet Nam war was suppose it's living in the dorms. Living Rev William Joseph Wood SJ, has been a going on at that time and there were in Phelan Hall, believe it or not. It's the shining light in the midst of a sometimes some very serious social questions gray and muddled world. people. I've really come to know and being asked by people. I had to As University Ombudsman and director love a lot of people here from all of Campus Ministry. Fr. Bill Wood has spent struggle with questions like conscien­ segments of the university — the last eight years mediating problems tious objection and the meaning of students, faculty, and staff. I love the and helping the confused learn to meditate that war and the justification for that fog. I love the City even though I don't His appointment a fortnight ago as war. Civil rights was also a big issue at get out in the City very much. Rector of the Jesuit Community at that time. Foghorn: Does USF have standards Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose So, I was sort of "forced," so to commonly referred to as "Jesuit shocked and saddened many of the already speak, with really grappling with education" standards and do they all too transient USF community. issues that I had not been faced with serve "The greater honor and glory of Born 43 years ago on March 13 in Upper before because I had lived a rather Darby, Pa., Fr. Wood has earned degrees God"? from the University of Santa Clara; Gonzaga sheltered life, a very limited life in a Fr. Wood: OK, let's put it this way. I University, Spokane, Wash.; Alma College, narrow way... think a lot of really sincere people are Los Gatos, Calif.; and attended the As time went on, probably two or trying. But I don't think that anyone at Pontifical Gregorian University in Rome for three years, I was forced to change my the top level has learned how to inte­ three years goal from wanting to develop a grate the educational enterprise with He has lectured, counseled, and liturgical community, partially be­ striving for the greater honor and glory performed pastoral duties throughout cause I saw that it was almost impos­ of God, or promoting the faith and Europe and recently was awarded a $6,500 sible, mainly because of physical pursuing of justice which is involved in grant by the National Jesuit Research Fund reasons, and because I realized there that. I think they are really trying but I to do research related to the theology of was a real need for integrating the world hunger. don't think they've got it together yet, Many and varied are the changes he has whole educational enterprise with the with all due respect to Fr. Lo Schiavo. witnessed at USF these last eight years. The philsophy of why we were doing it and One of the basic problems I see is a following interview but touches on his what it was all about... kind of schizophrenic or at least beliefs, opinions, and experiences Foghorn: After eight years here what is dichotomized kind of existence. formulated in the course of his stay at USF. your most memorable positive You've got your religious sphere, and Bill's jovial smile, gleaming eyes, and experience? that means you have masses and settling vibrations will be deeply missed by things like that. And then you've got all who have come to know, love, and Fr. Wood: I guess my most memorable education, the school thing, and I respect him. And, perhaps, more tragic a positive experience was when there loss will be felt by those who never had the were 700 people crowded into what don't think those two things have been good fortune to be helped wrth their bad was then the Phelan Hall dining room brought together, integrated. the money coming in that they forget fortune by such a man as the Rev. William in 1970 for a mass praying for peace I think it was expressed best by the very core of the educational J.Wood.S.J. at a time when the president had said members of the accreditation process, the product that we're trying under no condition would school be committee in a remark in their prelimi­ to sell, the students who are here right Foghorn: Did you have any goals when called off for that day.. . But then there nary written report, but they tell me now. you came here eight years ago? had been a couple of fire bombs that was later rescinded. How did they put Foghorn: What do you see as the most Fr. Wood: I had very limited goals, but I had gone off the day before and so he it? "That the Jesuit vision of the pressing problem in today's world that did have specific ones. My major one closed school down. . . The spirit that wedding of faith and reason wasn't a university such as USF can do some­ was to try to develop a liturgical was in that room that day is my most really in evidence." thing about? program here on campus with the idea memorable experience here Foghorn: How would you advise stu­ Fr. Wood: Justice. The basic problem I of building out of the liturgical Foghorn: What has been your most dents to cope with their four years at think is that we are operating on a program a closer knit community of memorable negative experience? USP world system which is basically unjust. people who would really be relating to Fr. Wood: Well, its something that Fr. Wood: I would advise students to I think that USF can do a great deal each other and mutually supportive happened very recently and its read and talk to people. I'm reminded about it, mainly by teaching the truth and so forth. connected to the other one. I guess it of something that David Harris said and exposing what's going on in the My goals were sort of outside the was the military display that was on here a few years ago when he first got world. educational process itself. I was this campus last week. With all the out of prison. Somebody said to him, Foghorn: It doesn't do that now? thinking in terms of Campus Ministry material and airplanes and all that "Do you think you got a good educa­ Fr. Wood: I think it tries to teach the as auxiliary to the educational process kind of thing. Not so much the display, tion at Stanford?" And his first truth, I don't mean that it's teaching a and, in a sense, kind of outside of it. but that nobody seemed to raise any response was, "No, Stanford was just lie. But I do think that if it focused its I wanted to be in the classroom and I questions about it at all. People just as fucked as USF is, y'know, and that attention on problems such as food did start teaching right away. But that either ignored it or thought it was neat you can't really learn anything in these and hunger that it could more clearly or was just something to be curious was mainly with the idea of making places." teach the truth. about. That nobody seemed to raise contact with people to be able to have And then he said, "Wait a minute, I I don't think its doing that now. I any question about it. I found that a that point of contact to deal with them didn't learn much at Stanford but that think its too centered in on the indi­ very sad experience. outside of the classroom. was my fault. You've got books and vidual course without relating it to the Foghorn: What is it you like most about I was very socially unaware at the you've got people, and wherever other courses and the individual USF? time I came here. One of the greatest you've got books and peopie you've got department without relating it to the no excuse for not learning." other departments and the individual And so I would encourage students colleges without relating it to the whole to read and demand of their teachers scene which is ultimately to try and that they teach them; and try to get educate people, which is to teach EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING their heads away from grades and them what life is about, what the world i AT THE ACADEMY OF ART COLLEGE. degrees and really learn what life is all is about, what reality is and that's the about, what the world is all about, and truth. ILLUSTRATION! to take responsibility. Foghorn: Would you care to speculate I Foghorn: Perhaps it's like talking to on the future of USP Draw and paint your way Fr. Wood: I see a lot of positive signs of into the professional stone walls but what advice do you picture. Let our have for administrators? hope for USF. If people will just keep professional instructors I Fr. Wood: I would advise administra­ at, keep talking to each other more, show you how... tors to be yery cautious about getting and if they'll be open to leadership and so caught up in the necessary steps to vision I think there can be a great A I keep the operation running, to keep future for USF. I rOM?}W5ffifOTc^^ I I I I I I To receive detailed information, fillout the blank spaces below, tear out the complete ad and mail to the office of the Registrar. JK^^SSS I Name Address- £?<&•. I Col lege attending Number of semesters completed , ACADEMY OF A\7J COLLEGE. 625 Suttee Street. San Francisco. 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By Steve Filios schools. He was quick to add that we can do with the money available there is a need and a demand for the and there is such a large population Last week an era came to an end in schools for education. and such a great demand." the Archdiocese of San Francisco. Archbishop McGucken has tackled "We have one church in a redevelop­ After nearly two decades as shepard of several other debateable issues the Catholics of the West bay, Arch­ ment area where only a handful of people attend Mass, but we want to head-on throughout his reign in office. bishop Joseph T. McGucken stepped Women priests, birth control, married down as archbishop at the age of 75. keep it going because the area will be re-developed and there will be a need priests and education are just some of During his term of leadership, Arch­ the more popular issues in which he bishop McGucken has represented for it." has made both friends and foes. the San Francisco area during radical One of the accomplishments that changes in Church policy, changes the Archbishop has treasured most is Today perhaps the most debated in that often rocked the foundations that the ability of the diocese to keep up the newspapers is that of the ability of the local churches stood on. Today he with the growth of area. women to perform the duties of a can look back at those years object­ "Unlike most dioceses, we have priest. ively. been able to keep up with the growth. "It is a question of theology," claimed the Archbishop. "The priest­ "We were pretty naive when we went Last year we dedicated four new hood has three main elements to it: to Vatican II. The American bishops churches. The growth has followed the teaching the word of God, offering were not expecting too many changes. freeway," McGucken stated. Mass and hearing Confession, and Others came in with many ideas. It Likewise they are making an sheparding the flock. Women already was a shock to many of us, but we attempt to solve the problems of the do two of these: teaching and shepard­ were delighted with ourselves for city. One of the problems cited by the ing, and the only thing they are left out turning out some beautiful Archbishop was that of homeless of is the celebration of the Mass. documents," said the Archbishop. children. The diocese has opened five group homes in the city and in Marin Women wouldn't like to hear you say county. this but perhaps it is better that men One of the main concerns of do that than women. The resemblance "We are trying to abandon the old McGucken arises from the changes of of Christ as a man is an element of the dormitory type buildings and moving Vatican II. That problem is the straying priesthood, just like the motherhood of the children with home-mothers or away from religious education and women is a gift that men do not have," home-fathers into smaller home-like attendance at Church services. declared McGucken. buildings," pointed out McGucken. "It "People used to come to Mass is a big job though and costs quite a Perhaps the most surprising and because they had to," McGucken bit." welcomed attitude of Archbishop stated, "when they found out that they McGucken is his newly-formed push I think the Jesuit community way were supposed to make decisions on The Archbishop also did not hide underestimates itself. I think there is a their own, they kind of dropped off." feeling they have lost control of the "The thing that scares me is seeing university and that the world is just the young people dropping out of sort of going down to the pits. And yet, going to Mass on Sundays," he contin­ there is so much intelligence, so much ued. "I hope Vatican II will do what it education, and so much goodness if intended to do, helping them become they could just breakthrough the mature adults making their own invisible barriers and stop worrying decisions. After all, routine religion is about things going to hell and start not what we want. We see some getting out there and taking them up countries and neighborhoods where to heaven. . . there is a tremendous people go to Mass only because of power there and I think its mostly fear, peer pressure and that is not what we the dirtiest four letter word, which want." immobilizes us. In San Francisco, according to Mass Foghorn: Any last words to the USF counts, the past five years showed a community? declining number of people attending Fr. Wood: Well, I don't want to get senti­ Mass, but the last year has shown a mental, and in spite of the fact that I slight increase after the great decline. find a lot of problems here and all that, The churches in the area have still I really love the University of San Fran­ survived despite the financial burden cisco. I love the people here and I cast upon them by the declining atten­ respect them and hope that I have the dances. In fact the diocese as a whole opportunity to come back here and has not declined in financial con­ work some more. And I'm also hoping tributions at all, leading McGucken to that a change of perspective will believe that those that have stayed Retired Archbishop Joseph T. McGucken perhaps make me more effective if I away did not contribute anyway. do have the opportunity to come back. "The conditions in the city are from his disappointments during his to bring back those who have fallen I want to tell people not to be afraid changing. People are moving into the term. away, especially the young people. He to smile, to stick their necks out and suburbs. We've been lucky in our "One thing I do regret is not doing applauded the moves of Bishop Dozier say "hello," and care about people. diocese, however. Because of the enough for the senior citizens. We who has put together services of There are a lot of really good beautiful influx of Latin American and Filipino have two places in the city now with general absolution, despite a slap in people out there and sometimes Catholics, the parish sizes have not one more on the way. With the help of the wrists by the Vatican. you've got to bring their beauty out. decreased. These parishes have as government funds we will be able to There are a lot of hurting people many people as they ever did," said provide a center for those low-level With that push he now steps aside around too and I think that a tre­ McGucken. income seniors that will provide some for Archbishop Quinn who-wUl hope­ mendous amount of good can be done The Archbishop added that some of comfort, enjoyment with some good fully likewise move forward and be if each person just threw in an extra the parishes now have to be subsi­ programs and facilities," stated open in both new thought and have a smile everyday. dized, especially those with parish McGucken. "But there is only so much sincere willingness to respond.

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CONGRATS FOR KUSF-AM Typography by The election of KUSF-AM's new executive KUSF Monthly" will provide resident Shaw Typesetting board last week marked the beginnng of students with an in-depth look at some of Oakland what will hopefully be a major modification the intriguing stories and activities that of the student-controlled radio station. As shape this university. The program has the newly elected general manager of already drawn a large staff of talented KUSF, I would like to take this opportunity writers, who, according to the show's Birth of a Nation to briefly outline some of the station's plans producer, are anxiously waiting to begin By Frank Williams been called both controversial and for the upcoming academic year. work this summer. On April 21 the Society of Black Stu­ educational. It deals with the relation­ Let me begin by personally thanking Rick Also, beginning this summer, KUSF-AM dents presented the film "Birth of a Na­ Capella, KUSF's outgoing general manager, will start working with incoming freshmen, ship of blacks and whites in a small, for his work in bringing about necessary not only to find new talent for our tion" as part of its annual cultural typically southern town during the changes in the content and overall quality broadcasts, but to promote upcoming week. This film, by DW Griffith, has Reconstruction period. of our programming. Because of his organizational activities and events. We at After viewing this film, one major commendable leadership, the once KUSF believe that the best way to deal with point which stood out in my mind was neglected KUSF-AM has drawn impressive the problem of apathy on campus is to OPEN LETTER TO THE USF COMMUNITY Griffith's stereotype portrayal of the' numbers of students to this important encourage Freshmen to take an active black man and his views. His subtle campus news and entertainment medium. interest as soon as possible. comparison of the Ku Klux Klan to the But though recent changes have been The office of Educational Services Center In terms of content, station programming U.S. calvary — in the sense that they many, KUSF-AM has a long road to travel will generally remain the same (save for the for Minority Students has recently been "heroically rescue" the town from cor­ before it ultimately becomes a respected additional emphasis on campus news) working on a large publicity campaign to rupted, incompetent black politicians and widely-used campus service. In order while our main goal will be to create a more inform students about the services our to improve the quality of our service, the professional final product. In order to make office offers to minority students and all — is absurd. It is clear that the film members of our staff have committed this a feasible goal, KUSF-AM will begin undeclared majors regardless of ethnic has the work of a warped, racist mind. themselves to achieving a number of goals extending its production facilities in Phelan background. In as much as it is a distorted state­ during the next several months. Hall during the summer. The executive Unfortunately, it has come to our atten­ ment of the history of this era, it has One of our more important priorities will board of KUSF believes this will inevitably tion that many of the posters we posted are been hailed as America's advent into being defaced. Wherever the title of our be to work more closely with other ASUSF result in better news and entertainment for the motion picture era. organizations in order to improve student office appears, the word MINORITY is care­ our listeners. So, from an educational standpoint, interest in the campus' many annual fully torn away or else crossed out. And to all returning members of the USF Griffith's skills as a cinemotographer events. From our observations, it's community, we extend an open invitation to I am interested in having the opinion of remain unquestioned. This film, first apparent that most USF students are not help us shape the future of KUSF-AM students, staff and faculty regarding adequately informed of these various through suggestions, active participation, reasons why this is happening. Please send shown in 1915, set a precedent for "happenings"; we believe we can be of and most importantly, by listening to what any views you may have to the Foghorn or films to come. It also reveals the some service in this regard. One possible we have to offer. Phelan Hall Room 135. powerful impact of media on society's solution which has already been developed We think you're going to like what you Ana Guerra-Wauters values, because some of these same is 'The KUSF Monthly," our new radio 1 ESCMS stereotypes can still be seen in today's tea "! - ..„ L magazine. Beginning next semester, "The —Fred Schulcz films.

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To Don't forget that next week is Dead our surprise regulation size is 4" and Week. Any teachers who assign PS'saresix!! papers, give tests or change the dates I caught wind that many of the stick of finals are in violation of their ball teams are itching to leave USF's contracts and YOUR Rights. CAREW team spirit behind to check out the and ENGLISH will supply whatever is hey you system of ' other necessary for those faculty members sports-minded institutions. Many on who lack the faculties to understand the team don't realize that Dante's this. salary is a drop compared to Bobby's Leave it to CP to put on the same play ocean, and that their coach's heart is at the same time as another local bigger than the diamond on which company. The best the city paper they play. Dante's life hasn't exactly could say was that USF's was a 'differ­ been Paradiso lately. And from the ent' version of the B-way hit. whisperings in the Athletic Dept. Anyone reading the Mundane Bobby's life may drop into the Inferno Bull-shit-tons can have no doubt why if baseball falls (then so do the exams and papers are never promptly cagers). Let's hope the Century Club returned. The instructors are can muster up some wisdom and not burdoned with heir extra-curricular buy more cars and vans and limit the presentations so hey couldn't pos­ number of tennies per player. sibly have time to bother with stu­ And Dr. Anne's office keeps on dents' "output." 1 Jr readers kiss up DOLIN' and we keep on shovelin' it. . . by attending these time wasters, so (i.e. Athletics are under OSD) Bobby the reading never gets done. To add to has an objection to the master plan for the irony the students spend all their the Univ. In his ever continuing effort time producing scholarly works to to screw the students he insists that taken care of as soon as the paper benefit from the expanded academic USF only needs a basketball pavillion work is finished and the job orders are circles. and not an entire recreation center. found. . . I still say it'll be a rainy week And into ORaL: 9 to 9 will be the Instead of hassling with a new build­ in California before they can find a quiet hours on every floor in every ing, the Athletic Dept. could acquire wrench. dorm next year or so says she who the coliseum. It would be reserved for In response to Fr. LO's urging to tap speaks loudest and carries your room the Dons during the Season and the int'l market for new students, the and board contract. I suggest that rented out the rest of the year. SEC Admitting Office has announced its those of you who are vocal after hours could use it for concerts anytime Bill 77-78 recruiting schedule: June, July voice your opinion in the slumhouse Graham wasn't. . . Another source of and August in the French Rivera and queen's main orafice. Unless of revenue from the scheme would be the Mediterranean islands, Sept. Oct. course you have your own bathroom — that students would pay full price for the British Isles Nov., Dec. in Switzer­ then you can be as loud as your mouth their tickets (this is the consequence land (for the bank account), Jan. Feb. will allow. Nextweek I'll give my recom­ for buying full price ones for the HOME in the South Pacific and to benefit mendation to you dormies of floors not game against Notre Dame — your students with Cal State they'll go to to live on, so check the column for my season tickets will be no good there). I Palm Springs for April and May (March ACCOUNTING AND comments. predict tho' that none of the extra is for vacation). All of my suggestion of FINANCE MAJORS Crime on our streets. . . most of you income will be used for the other where they could go were rudely LET US HELP YOU TO missed the tension of a real-life teams, but rather for the employment ignored. BECOME A CPA gunman and hostage situation on of Pillsbury & Co. to handle all the Well. . . I've come to the end of my Fulton St. last week. A shot was fired NCdoubleA suits that will be filed. ribbon. Remember the views express­ but no one was hurt, the hostage had a By the way — word from Plant is that ed here are not my own nor do they gun pressed by his jaw and before your leaky shower heads, drippy reflect the intelligence of USF CPA anyone could yell assistance, PS was faucets, and spitting toilets will be students. REVIEW

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PETE SANTORA MIKE SEARS For four years now Pete Santora has Mike Sears transferred to USF two delivered day after day for the Dons in years ago. A promising prospect with a some capacity. He has seen days great bat, Sears played brilliantly in where he has gone hitless at the plate, the outfield for the Dons in 1976 until sometimes the victim of opponent a leg injury sideleined him for much of curve balls but don't ever give Pete the season. During his recovery time Santora a fast ball if you wish the ball John Pachetti came from Menlo resulted in several hit draughts for on the bench, Sears made the best of to stay in the park. More often than College two years ago to pitch in his opponents. Although his record has the situation, developing his noted hitless, Santora has driven in hometown once again. His leadership been a bit below the .500 mark, his witty phrases for loveable opponents countless runs with line drives that on the mound staff has been the key to leadership has provided some sanity and keen sighted umpires. He has have earned him the title "Mr. Rope." many a Don win over the past two especially among the other Don become quite good with his lines and He's also added a few tape measure years. His brilliance in pitching has wrestlers. has since become the reigning shots that have caused insurance bubble-blowing champion of the After several years of baseball companies to raise the rates of Golden team's gum chewers. He has this year on the Hilltop, eight baseball stars Gate Avenue residents. Likewise on become quite a first basemen as well defense, Santora has provided "Iron of the Diamond Dons call it quits to and with his bat, wit, and Man" support, playing every position their collegiate career this week as bubble-blowing become a favorite of on the field at least once. the Dons close their schedule with all. three league games with St. Mary's. All have contributed much to the well being of the team and their absences will be one difficult task to fill. The Foghorn salutes the graduating seniors of the Diamond Dons.

VIC GUINASSO JIM LEONI It has been said that Vic Guinasso has been what the USF baseball Jim Leoni closes his four year reign program is all about. Unable to play at as one of the Don's premier pitchers other colleges, Vic has been given the for the past four years. Leoni has been opportunity to develop at USF, called on to pitch many of the Don learning pitching skills and becoming games both in a starting role and in a a keen competitor in the Benedetti tra­ relieving role. In relief this year for dition. Guinasso is no token performer instance, Leoni displayed his bril­ either. He has put several wins liance by recovering from an injury to together while taking the Hill for USF his pitching arm to keep the Dons and although failing at times, he never winning hopes alive with fantastic quite. He has also doubled as the team outings And despite what the Foghorn trainer and become a friend of Sports Editor has said in the past in everyone on the team with his love for jest, Leoni can strike out just about baseball and friendship for others. anybody.

BOB BACHTOLD What can one say about Bob Bachtold. Everything that can possibly be said has been said about him. He is the tops in everyone's book. He is a team leader, he is an outstanding and attentative player and he is just about everyone's friend in the world. His constant bat has provided the Dons with the hits when they needed them and his unselfish attitudes, agreeing to play any position and play it with enthusiasm is a quality to be cited. Bob Bachtold is one of the best ever to :ome out of USF's baseball program. KEVIN KEATING DON DOUGHTY Kevin Keating has been perhaps the Whether it be DH or catcher, or third Don Doughty is one of the greatest and timely hitting. But even when he most hustling player ever in USF base, or left out, Keating gives it his all personalities ever to wear a USF doesn't perform on the field, Doughty history. No matter where he plays, despite enough scrapes, stitches, cuts uniform. This year, Double D (as he is has kept the team spirit at a peak with what the situation may be at the time, and bruises to halt a charging bull. known) got his chance to play more' his leadership in the bullpen and or if he is playing or not, Keating is Keating is just another example also of than expected because of injuries. dugout. He has no enemies and few hustling. USF's answer to Pete Rose is a player in the Benedetti tradition, And as expected Double D delivered bullpen catchers will ever be able to this year's leading hitter, playing a playing the same style that his coach with countless throw-outs at second top the personality of Double D. variety of positions in the process. once played himself. May 6,1977 FOGHORN Page 11 B" League. Softball Softball Dons add two victories by Tom Lopez "B"League Mick Rusig's emphasis on defense championships. USF's women's intercollegiate soft- and aggressive baserunning paid big ball team continued on its winning "B" League basketball finally came Paul Feasby led The Team with 15 dividends. ways with a sweep of a doubleheader to a close Tuesday night when the points with Bullock again scrapping In the third inning, coming back against Delta Community College and Average White Players (commonly for 12 points. Tom Lounibos led the from a 1-0 deficit, Lori Urbanec the University of the Pacific last Friday. known as AWP) broke a deadlock with KC's with 13 points with Ed Barisone evened the score with a gutsy steal of The Dons travled to Lewis Park in five minutes remaining against The adding 10 more. home! Team and waltzed to a 67-58 win. Stockton where there first opponent, In the game for third place, The The hustling Don defense held the Delta College lost 10-6. At first, the AWP had earlier blitzed to a 12 point Ratboo 69ers defeated The KC's Tigers scoreless, while coming up game was slow moving and lacking of lead early in the contest only to even­ although both teams played with offensively with the winning run. This excitement, but then the Dons went to tually give the entire lead away early in makeshift teams, 80-67. Jake Tolosa occurred when Kathy Allrad, on third work. the second period. collected 34 points for Ratboo with via a walk and two steals, scored the Dave Murphy, Tim Fitzgerald, and teammate Poch Estella adding 20. For Starting the top of the fourth, the winning run on Eileen Stifter's ground- Jim Sturla led the AWP squad early in the KC's, John Sullivan poured in 28 Don bats came alive. Coupled with ball to second on a close play at the the contest with seven, nine and six with Tom Lounibos adding 18. walks and timely hitting by Erika plate. points respectively. Andersen, Patty "Pugsy" Urganec, Ann The league's top scorers ended up On a final note, the wins are even Those three also ended the contest "Willie" Bajo, and Laurie Vanoli, the more impressive when the absence of as Mike Simon of the Celtics with a Dons struck for eight runs to erase a as the AWP high scorers with Murphy 21.0 average with Alex Rozario follow­ three USF starters are taken into leading the way with 19 points, count-" 2-0 deficit, putting them in a lead consideration. This is an indication of ing with an 18.7 average for Jointed which they never relinquished. less steals, and defense second to Shafts. depth and talent of the USF bench. As none. Fitzgerald poured through 17 Delta, however, came back for four Coach Rusing put it, "We gave the Softball with his hot hand and Sturla scrapped runs in the bottom of the fifth, which reserves a shot and they did us some Men's Softball also was decided and cleared the boards for 11 total might have been even more if not for justuce!" early in the week with the 3-G points. a fantastic running catch by leftfielder Ice-Colds racing through their round For The Team, it was a dynamic duo Kathy Allrad with Delta runners in Patty Urbanec was again the key to the robin schedule with a perfect 7-0 mark scoring position with two outs. Don attack. of Michael Lee and Ken Bullock that to clinch the league championship. Patty Urbanec helped her own poured through the majority of the The Commuter Crazies sit in the cause by driving in the last two runs points. Lee led the Team with 18 while runner-up spot for the moment with a ending the game with the final score, Bullock covered the entire floor for 15 4-2 mark. There are still four games to 10-6. more points. play in the league which will decide The Average White Players, led by the remaining finishes. In the second game, the Dons won a Dennis Carmassi's 10 assists and Tim cliffhanger 2-1, against UOP, a more Fitzgerald's 19 points, beat the Ratboo formidable opponent. Lori "Iron 69ers 54-42 to advance to the finals in Woman" Urbanec continued to show the "B" League Basketball Playoffs. In her prowess on the mound by hurling the first half Ratboo jumped off to an a one-hitter in this pitchers duel. early six point lead before Carmassi In comparison with the slugfest that entered the game, spearheading occurred when these two teams met AWP's patented running game. At the the week before, this game proved to end of the half Ratboo's lead was cut to be the diametric opposite, as Coach three. The second half showed AWP Sports Quickies running away with the game with 4-Personand Volleyball Carmassi dishing off assists to blow Volleyball remains the same as last the game open. Excellent offensive report for the most part. Cold Turkeys and defensive rebounding, along with Another Recruit Dons face San lose remain on top with a 2-0 mark with by Tim Fitzgerald the running game proved the differ­ Defending national champion Fade Out and the Nose Benders at 1-1 A fourth local prep star has signed a ence in the game. Mike Connelly and University of San Francisco will take each. letter-of-intent to enroll at the Univer­ Poch Estella led Ratboo with 12 and 10 on arch-rival San Jose State in an exhi­ Cold Turkeys beat Fade Out in a best sity of San Francisco this fall. He is points respectively. bition soccer game this Saturday night of three match. The Turkeys won the David Cornelious, the leading scorer in in San Jose at Spartan Stadium The Team advanced to the finals on first game 15-7. Fade Out came back the rough Oakland Athletic League. starting at 8 pm. The game will help Monday night when they upset the and won the second contest 15-7 and The six foot, 180 pound guard from raise funds for both soccer programs round robin winner, KC #1. The game Turkeys came back in the third McClymonds, led his team to a 19-4 at the schools. see-sawed several times before The contest 15-11 for the match. record this past season and averaged Team took control with less than five Outdoor Soccer 22 points per contest along with seven minutes remaining, winning 48-42. Sam's Men the Fourth took the assists per game. Cornelious also shot championships in Outdoor Soccer. Spikers do well Tim Fitzgerald goes up for two in the a very respectable 62% from the field WEC #1 and WEC #2 followed with the The USF Coed Volleyball Team basketball finals. his senior year. Rangers holding down the fourth spot. Cornelious is a strong, quick, made its debut this past weekend at Team members of the champs penetrating guard who garnered home in both Memorial and Loyola include Marfus Ahmed, Fred Angulo, All-League, All-East Bay and All-North­ Gyms as they participated in the Sam Angulo, Brad Castillo, Poch ern California awards as a senior. USVBA volleyball tournament. Estrella, Robert Fernande£ John Behind Cornelious and under head The Dons finish of third in their German, Ken Heller, Eric Jensen, coach Ben Tapscott, McClymonds bracket proved to be a successful Robert Lee, Earl Lynch, Bab Meftah, finished second in the East Bay and finish for their first tourney outing, Ted Neiswanger and Brad Wakefield. ranked seventh in the state. especially considering the fact that the Jogging With his signing, Cornelious be­ Hilltop Spikers shuffled the lineup So far 100 mile joggers include comes the sixth guard on the Dons allowing all team members to partici­ Karin Orr with 189 miles, J.M. Cafiero guard laden team. pate in the play. with 110 and Joe McKenzie with 106. 200-Mile Joggers are Jennie Kim with 225 and Bowman Olds with 205. Bay to Breakers Don netters find finals rough Speaking of jogging. . . All those by Tim Fitzgerald In doubles competition, all three students that have registered and are When it comes to tennis at USF, USF teams dropped their first running in next Sunday's Bay to there is no finer player than freshman matches which put them into the Breakers should stop by the Intra­ Rodney Lee. Lee carried the Dons consolation bracket. The number one mural Office the day after the race through the season and West Coast team of Lee and Dennis LaPorte lost in with some proof of participation for Athletic Conference Championships the finals to Santa Clara 6-3, 6-4. some special recognition by the last weekend at Santa Clara. Lee Number two seeded Gremp and University. tallied two of his team's total three partner Rhody McCoy were defeated in points while advancing to the finals in the semis. the singles competition. The number three doubles team of His first two outings brought victor­ Phil Leung and Jack Maguire default­ Golfers swing into league finals ies. He defeated Terry Gong of St. ed to the University of Portland by Tim Fitzgerald league tourney," Shedd commented. Marys 6-1, 6-3 and Tim Carr, the because Maguire complained of a sore The USF Golf team begins its league The team's sleeper could be Tony number one ranked junior player in elbow. tournament play today at the Hidden Michaelis. "Look for a surprise finish the Pacific North West, from the Uni­ However, later on, Maguire also was Valley Golf and Country Club and the from Tony. His game is coming versity of Portland 6-2,6-3. defaulted from his singles consolation Edgewood Lake Tahoe course for a 36 around and with a little luck and When he reached the finals, Lee match even though he wanted to play. hole tournament. According to coach control of his emotions, Tony could faced Leo Palin from Pepperdine. Coach Chuck White defaulted Maguire Jack Shedd the team will have a good finish right up there (near the top)," Experience proved to be the factor because of Maguire's decision not to representation. observed Shedd. here as Palin defeated Lee 6-3, 6-3. play in his doubles match, which Looking for possible top ten finishes The most determined golfer is Palin, a Finnish Davis Cup player, has could have brought USF another point. will be Bob Cerci, Sito Ugarte, Tony Berkhaus. According to Shedd, played the international circuit and In singles consolation matches, Michaelis and Mark Berkhaus. Accord­ Berkhaus' gutsy play earned him the has beaten the number one ranked LaPorte lost his finals match to his ing to Shedd, Cerci has been working Most Inspirational Award for the player in the USSR. opponent from Portland. McCoy and hard on his game and is playing well season. The other point picked up by USF Leung lost in the semis. enough to earn a top ten spot. Some of the team's highlights over was by Larry Gremp. By advancing to The final standings for the weekend Ugarte, the Manila city champion, the season were a course record 73 by the second round, Gremp picked up tourney were: Pepperdine 26, Reno has progressed strongly. "Sito has Mike Hurley in Reno and a low round the point. Unfortunately, Gremp lost 19, Portland 12, Santa Clara 51/?, USF gained a lot of experience over the 77 by Sung Ho Lee in the Stanford his second round match to Maurice 3, St. Marys and Loyola one each. season which should help him in the Invitational. Harper from Pepperdine 6-0, 6-1. Page 12 FOGHORN May 6,1977 Campus Graffiti: State of the Art By David A. Harpster ideas, their thoughts. Or it may demonstrate lack of courage to say or write, READ ANY GOOD WALLS LATELY? - Restroom, 1st floor Campion Hall. even in unwatched places, what they really feel or think. Nevertheless, what Writing and reading graffiti has always been my habit. In high school, graffiti Paul Simon once called "the words of the propehts" have been reduced to a were as crass, as gross as front-men for a ten-buck massage parlor. With mute few stale limericks, exercises in racism, and coarse obscurities. patience, they taught me about the human equipment and its dark, unbargain There are a few places on campus where the gossip columnists of the world ed-for potential. I could write a birds-and-bees question on the stall and next of wall writing do proliferate with their scrawlings. They have a lot of fans and afternoon, sure enough, I'd find comprehensive advice — often with two or defenders, particularly your liberal sociologist type who alone can arbitrate three diagrams — left by some conscientious but faceless Dr. David Reuben. where vandalism will end and where art will commence. Actually it was a convenience. It supplied me with the kind of service and The management of this school is in the main quite mean in its attitude knowledge schools are supposed to provide — things which will be useful toward wall writing. One can understand a severe stance when it comes to after graduation. I was grateful. My parents were probably grateful too. vandalism, but it does seem unduly harsh to scrub off every week the graffiti Parental accounts of sexual acts are couched so opaquely in euphemism and conglomerated on stall walls. The battle waged between writer and janitor is throat-clearing, that they come to sound like the instruction sheets that come sometimes fascinating, but the disheartening aspect of this is that once the with my model airplanes: Sexual intercourse, for all I could tell, was some­ walls are washed, the graffiti are gone. Who knows what portentious messages thing one assembled. have been forever lost. I left high school for the sterility of Cal State Long Beach, and there Spiro The best place to find these modern hieroglyphics is in the dorms, Agnew replaced the joys of sex. Graffiti went political. Dope and Cesar Chavez especially in Phelan where, between wall washings, some good stuff appears. out-polled sex 18 to 1. And when sex did make it on the wall, it was propa Second floor has a long history, almost a tradition, and the inmates there wage ganda. Stuff like NIXON PULL OUT-AS YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE verbal war not only against each other, using a variety of nom de plumes, but Graffiti had been conscripted by the leftists, and it truly was a joyless time. also against the janitors. Two years at Long Beach were enough, and as I journeyed up to USF, I The bottom floor restroom of UC contains some of the more crude graffiti, in anticipated that since there were no great causes left (Vietnam, Watergate), the form of racial slurs, mostly against Arabian students. Smatterings of graffiti would have gone back to their ancient labor: educating the masses similar remarks dot the walls campus-wide, and they are a sorry comment on about the sly obscene. I was wrong. I did find little political commentary. the student body. There were a few references to Ford or Carter, but that might have been the Sometimes the graffiti reflects the building. Harney Center exhibits an result of our new campaign laws — no carfare or kickbacks for precinct occasional CHEMISTRY SUCKS and pro-dope messages, but the walls there graffitists. What confounded me was the lack of sexual reflections. What there are mostly clean. The library restroom of the first floor has writings in foreign were, were very short perfunctory exclamations of unrefined four-letter words. languages, a sort of gathering for international students. FROY, the abbre­ But what really amazed me was the absence of almost any graffiti at all. viation for Freaky Remnants of Yesterday, comes and goes in occasional mass Believe me, it's been a cold, long wait in the stalls. campaigns. But with few exceptions, USF is a wasteland of blankness and the The majority of what little bathroom scrawlings there are, is pretty banal. writing on the walls is sparse. This may be a reflection on the banality of USFers' lives, their education, their

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