The Library of America • Story of the Week From Herman Melville: Pierre, Israel Potter, The Piazza Tales, The Confidence-Man, Billy Budd, & Uncollected Prose (LOA, 1985), pp. 1227–41. First published in Harper’s New Monthly Magazine (June 1854). HERMAN MELVILLE Poor Man)s Pudding and Rich Man)s Crumbs PICTURE FIRST PoorMan )s Pudding ou SEE," said poet Blandmour, enthusiastically-as some forty years ago we walked along the road in a soft, Ymoist snow-fall, toward the end of March-"you see, my friend, that the blessed almoner, Nature, is in all things be­ neficent; and not only so, but considerate in her charities, as any discreet human philanthropist might be. This snow, now, which seems so unseasonable, is in factjust what a poor hus­ bandman needs. Rightly is this soft March snow, fallingjust before seed-time, rightly is it called 'Poor Man's Manure.' Distilling from kind heaven upon the soil, by a gentle pene­ tration it nourishes every clod, ridge, and furrow.To the poor farmer it is as good as the rich farmer's farm-yard enrich­ ments. And the poor man has no trouble to spread it, while the rich man has to spread his." "Perhaps so," said I, without equal enthusiasm, brushing some of the damp flakes from my chest. "It may be as you say, dear Blandmour. But tell me, how is it that the wind drives yonder drifts of 'Poor Man's Manure' off poor Coul­ ter's two-acre patch here, and piles it up yonder on rich Squire Teamster's twenty-acre field?" "Ah! to be sure-yes-well; Coulter's field, I suppose, is sufficiently moist without further moistenings. Enough is as good as a feast, you know." "Yes," replied I, "of this sort of damp fare," shaking an­ other shower of the damp flakes from my person. "But tell me, this warm spring-snow may answer very well, as you say; but how is it with the cold snows of the long, long winters here?" "Why, do you not remember the words of the Psalmist?­ 'The Lord giveth snow like wool;' meaning not only that snow is white as wool, but warm, too, as wool. For the only reason, as I take it, that wool is comfortable, is because air is entangled, and therefore warmed among its fibres. Just so, then, take the temperature of a December field when covered 1227 Are you receiving Story of the Week each week? Sign up now at loa.org/sotw to receive our weekly alert. 1228 UNCOLLECTED TALES with this snow-fleece, and you will no doubt find it several degrees above that of the air. So, you see, the winter's snow itselfis beneficent; under the pretense of frost-a sort of gruff philanthropist-actually warming the earth, which afterward is to be fertilizingly moistened by these gentle flakes of March." "I like to hear you talk, dear Blandmour; and, guided by your benevolent heart, can only wish to poor Coulter plenty of this 'Poor Man's Manure.' " "But that is not all," said Blandmour, eagerly. "Did you never hear of the 'Poor Man's Eye-wated' " "Never." "Take this soft March snow, melt it, and bottle it. It keeps pure as alcohol. The very best thing in the world for weak eyes. I have a whole demijohn of it myself. But the poorest man, afflicted in his eyes, can freely help himself to this same all-bountiful remedy. Now, what a kind provision is that!" "Then 'Poor Man's Manure' is 'Poor Man's Eye-water' too?" "Exactly. And what could be more economically contrived? One thing answering two ends-ends so very distinct." "Very distinct, indeed." "Ah! that is your way. Making sport of earnest. But never mind. We have been talking of snow; but common rain­ water-such as falls all the year round-is still more kindly. Not to speak of its known fertilizing quality as to fields, con­ sider it in one of its minor lights. Pray, did you ever hear of a 'Poor Man's Egg?' " "Never. What is that, now1" "Why, in making some culinary preparations of meal and flour, where eggs are recommended in the receipt-book, a substitute for the eggs may be had in a cup of cold rain-water, which acts as leaven. And so a cup of cold rain-water thus used is called by housewives a 'Poor Man's Egg.' And many rich men's housekeepers sometimes use it." "But only when they are out of hen's eggs, I presume, dear Blandmour. But your talk is-I sincerely say it-most agree­ able to me. Talk on." "Then there's 'Poor Man's Plaster' for wounds and other POOR MAN'S PUDDING 1229 bodily harms; an alleviative and curative, compounded of simple, natural things; and so, being very cheap, is accessible to the poorest of sufferers. Rich men often use 'Poor Man's Plaster.' " "But not without the judicious advice of a fee'd physician, dear Blandmour." "Doubtless, they first consult the physician; but that may be an unnecessary precaution." "Perhaps so. I do not gainsay it. Go on." "Well, then, did you ever eat of a 'Poor Man's Pudding?' " "I never so much as heard of it before." "Indeed! Well, now you shall eat of one; and you shall eat it, too, as made, unprompted, by a poor man's wife, and you shall eat it at a poor man's table, and in a poor man's house. Come now, and if after this eating, you do not say that a 'Poor Man's Pudding' is as relishable as a rich man's, I will give up the point altogether; which briefly is: that, through kind Nature, the poor, out of their very poverty, extract com­ fort." Not to narrate any more of our conversations upon this subject (for we had several-I being at that time the guest of Blandmour in the country, for the benefit of my health), suf­ fice it that, acting upon Blandmour's hint, I introduced my­ self into Coulter's house on a wet Monday noon (for the snow had thawed), under the innocent pretense of craving a pedestrian's rest and refreshment for an hour or two. I was greeted, not without much embarrassment-owing, I suppose, to my dress-but still with unaffected and honest kindness. Dame Coulter was just leaving the wash-tub to get ready her one o'clock meal against her good man's return from a deep wood about a mile distant among the hills, where he was chopping by day's-work-seventy-five cents per day and found himself. The washing being done outside the main building, under an infirm-looking old shed, the dame stood upon a half-rotten, soaked board to protect her feet, as well as might be, from the penetrating damp of the bare ground; hence she looked pale and chill. But her pale­ ness had still another and more secret cause-the paleness of a mother to be. A quiet, fathomless heart-trouble, too, couched beneath the mild, resigned blue of her soft and 1230 UNCOLLECTED TALES wife-like eye. But she smiled upon me, as apologizing for the unavoidable disorder of a Monday and a washing-day, and, conducting me into the kitchen, set me down in the best seat it had-an old-fashioned chair of an enfeebled con­ stitution. I thanked her; and sat rubbing my hands before the inef­ fectual low fire, and-unobservedly as I could-glancing now and then about the room, while the good woman, throwing on more sticks, said she was sorry the room was no warmer. Something more· she said, too-not repiningly, however-of the fuel, as old and damp; picked-up sticks in Squire Teamster's forest, where her husband was chopping the sappy logs of the living tree for the Squire's fires. It needed not her remark, whatever it was, to convince me of the inferior quality of the sticks; some being quite mossy and toad-stooled with long lying bedded among the accumulated dead leaves of many autumns. They made a sad hissing, and vain spluttering enough. "You must rest yourself here till dinner-time, at least," said the dame; "what I have you are heartily welcome to." I thanked her again, and begged her not to heed my pres­ ence in the least, but go on with her usual affairs. I was struck by the aspect of the room. The house was old, and constitutionally damp. The window-sills had beads of ex­ uded dampness upon them. The shriveled sashes shook in their frames, and the green panes of glass were clouded with the long thaw. On some little errand the dame passed into an adjoining chamber, leaving the door partly open. The floor of that room was carpetless, as the kitchen's was. Nothing but bare necessaries were about me; and those not of the best sort. Not a print on the wall; but an old volume of Dodd­ ridge lay on the smoked chimney-shelf. "You must have walked a long way, sir; you sigh so with weariness." "No, I am not nigh so weary as yourself, I dare say." "Oh, but I am accustomed to that; you are not, I should think," and her soft, sad blue eye ran over my dress. "But I must sweep these shavings away; husband made him a new ax-helve this morning before sunrise, and I have been so busy washing, that I have had no time to clear up.