.• ::t ~1 ~'!'J: I ~:l:ll , H u c 5 D C..... ltore F... C.... ,. • BERKELEY, Calif. - The release of the ASUC Student Store's final audit last Friday has raised serious doubts about whether the store can continue as a viable business. The store has defaulted on portions of its loan agreement with a local bank and had its line of credit UC SAN DIEGO THURSDAY, MARCH 7,19% VOLUME 87, ISSUE 18 reduced to $400,000, an amount insufficient to continue operating the store through semester's end. In UCSD Student Addresses Assembly addition to not meeting six of the eight rules mandated in the ROLLBACK: UCSA dent Association (UCSA) fee and face today and in the upcoming year student fees for 1996-97 as well. loan, the ASUC allegedly finance committee vice-chair, spoke is how we can effectively reach According to an informational offered Eshelman Hall, a wants to lower student at the capital in a joint hearing be across partisan lines and ideological handout produced by the UCSA, building on campus which fees to 1990-911evels fore the Assembly Budget Subcom di fferences to renew the state's com the organization would like to see belongs to the UC regents, as mittee on Education Finance and mitment and dedication to afford tudent fees reduced an additional collateral. By Terry Lew the Assembly Higher Education able, quality higher education." 10 percent each year, until they fall - The Daily Californian Associate News Editor Committee. The hearing was in Senator Steve Pearce (R-La to 1990-91 levels - $2,2 19 per SACRAMENTO - ASUCSD tended to provide the committees Mesa) will introduce his legislation year, adjusted annually for inlla ...... IdDevice Campus Organizing Director Greg with an overview of the condition of on March 20. If signed into law by tion. Offen New Hope Field spoke here yesterday in sup higher education in California. Gov. Pete Wilson, UC fees would The handout also claims that up port of upcoming legislation which "The state effectively made drop $463 to $3,336, not including to 15 percent of UC student fees SEATILE, Wash. - Univer would reduce UC, CSU and com higher education inaccessible for campus-specific fees. pays for faculty salaries, in viola sity of Washington researchers munity-college fees by 15 percent thousands of middle-class students Field added that the UCSA hopes tion of the California Master Plan have joined Advanced Technol for the 1997-98 academic year. from all ethnic backgrounds," Field to negotiate an arrangement with for Higher Education. The Master ogy Laboratories in a project to Field, who i also the UC Stu- said in his speech. '''he problem we the legislature which would reduce See SPEECH, Page 3 develop a portable ultrasound device for victims of severe trauma. TIle new hand-held device will allow for earlier diagnosis of life-threatening A DAY OF MOURNING A.S. Debates conditions. It can reveal whether body organs are distorted due to internal bleeding, where blood Referendum, may be pooling and where bone and debris have made penetra tion . Researchers expect the Constitution device to be used in the civilian medical field within the next 10 COUNCIL: Supporter of years. $29.50 activity fee propo al - The Daily of UW gather 3,000 signature
Football Pla,er By Esther Yoon Under Investigation Staff Writer PALO ALTO, Calif.-= The A.S. Council reserved at last night 's Stanford placekicker Eric council meeting a place for the $29.50 stu Abrams is currently under dent activity-fee referendum on its upcom investigation by Santa Clara ing spring election ballot. policc after he allegedly asked . According to A.S. Vice President Ad for semi-nude photographs of mini strative Jennifer Nicoll, the authors of two high school football the referendum petitioned 3,000 student sig players. Sources allege that natures, enough to place the iniliati ve on the Abrams, posing as a Stanford ballot without the A.S. Council's approval. recruiter, called the football The proposed $29.50 increase in quar players and asked them to send terly activity fee continued to raise mixed him the photographs so he could reactions within the counci l, which first examine their mu cle tructure. caucused on the initiative one month ago. Abrams, 22, was arre ted Jan. A.S . President Naomi Falk, in response 26 in a sting operation at the to the $29.50 referendum, proposed an alter Stanford Post Office while nale $3.50 A.S . referendum , which failed to allempting to pick up the pass through council. pictur:es. No criminal charges "I don 't think that just because this refer have yet been filed. Memorial: Marshall freshman Erin Vinocor (foreground) and several others hold candles endum gets enough signatures to get on the - The Stanford Daily Wednesday near the Price Center in remembrance of victims of recent bombings in Israel. ballol means it will necessarily pass and get the A.S. additional funding it needs to oper ate next year," Falk said. In other business, members of the Afri UCSD Professor Secures Permit for can-American Student Union (AASU) and Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de AZIlan Atheist Easter Service on Mount Soledad (MEChA) expressed disappointment with an article published in Monday 's issue of the SECULAR: Soledad Cross will taking advantage of the "first-come, first-serve" Guardian. policy instituted by the city of San Diego, ob Marshall senior and MEChA member be site of Easter Sunday service tained the necessary permit which wi II enable Raoul Amescua, in a public-input forum at hosted by Atheist Coalition the Athei t Coalition of San Diego to hold its last night's meeting, cited the article and service at the foot of the cross in Soledad park quotes attributed to A.S . Commissioner of By Ivan DeIY.nthal on April 7. The city requires that any large Communications Farsam Shadab as "misin News Editor group intending to use a park for an organized formed." Some San Diegans would call the long-stand event obtain a permit. "I wanted to clarify that the graduation ROCKET ing tradition of an Easter sunrise service atop The Mount Soledad Memorial Association has ceremonies discussed in Monday's article Mount Soledad "sacred." This is mainly be received the Easter Sunday permit uncontested [sponsored by AASU and MEChA] are in HIATU.: Wes Anderson's cause the custom is almost twice as old as the since 1952. no way exclusive, but try to include as many new film, Bottle Rocket, 42-year-old Mount Soledad cross, which has "My purpose in applying for the permit was to diverse peoples as possible," Amescua said. features clean-cut crime "7 been the source of much controversy in recent show that parks are open to all people, every day Amescua also reproached Shadab's pub years. of the year, even Easter," Irons said. ''The city lic dissent with the practice of the A.S. OPINION: No career This year, however, the early morning tradi acted very fairly, they granted us the permit as funded graduations sponsored by ethnic stu plans? Here's how to be a tion will come to an end, as it will be atheists and they were required to [by law]." dent organizations. bum and live well 4 not Christians who will be leading a "The Park However, Atheist Coalition Vice President "When members of the A.S. Council Belongs to Everyone" celebration under the old Howard Kreisner said that while he and Irons have have concerns about such issues, they need SPORTS: UCSD men's cross. worked together in recent years questioning the to contact the student organizations involved, volleyball blasts Vassar UCSD political science Professor Peter Irons, See ATHEISTS, Page 3 See A.S., Page 3 University 11 Thunday, March 7, 1996 The UCSD Guardian 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Tbursday, MM'ch 7, 1996 NEWS 3 SPEECH: UCSA A.S.: Revised ATHEISTS: three abstentions. says new decision "I' m not con ETCETERA. • • constitution will be UCSD's Irons files fident that this is overturns Smith on spring ballot for park pennit an appropri ate thing for the Continued from peee 1 Continued from pace 1 Continued from p.,. 1 Atheist Coalition Plan states that California's higher withoul making misinformed constitutionality of the cross, the to do," said education systems shall be tuition statements," Amescua said. UCSD professor did not consult Kreisner, who free. "I realize, however, that all members of the group before fill abstained in "Will the state follow the Master councilmembers do not act that ing out the application in its Saturday's vote. Plan and renew quality tuition-free way," he added. name. 'This tends to ob education for thousands oflower- and Shadab defended his state "It would never have [applied sc ure govern middle-income families, orwill it sub ments in the Guardian. forthepermitJ , and I would never mentlreligion is mit to the whims of the corrections "I wasn ' t out to allack certain have suggested it to anyone," sues." lobby, playing offthe fears of Cal ifor groups," Shadab said. "It 's not Kreisner said. "I told [Irons 1 he " I wish the nians?" Field said. "By rolling back that I fell these people are racist at shouldn 't have done thi s withoul members would Estella VllllICOfte/Gulltll/an fees at a rate of 15 percent per year, the heart, it 's just that some of the talking to someone in theorgani hav e voted system can once again be affordable Ihings they do can be construed as zation ." [Irons' motionl httIe for bonds: San Diego School Boards Association and on par with inflation rates." racist." Representative Dee Rich responds to questions from the audience. Irons is not an atheist nor is down , but we are Although UC President Richard "All ['m tryingtodo is combat he a member of the Atheist Coa a democratic Atkinson said he would welcome racism," he added. lition. group and have to state money to reduce student fees , Later in the meeting, a referen Some expressed di smay that go by majority Proposition 203 hc added that UCSA 's plan would dum for a new A.S . constitution the 73-year-old tradition of an rule," he added. actually hurt students who receive passed through council. Easter sunrise service had been Kellogg Examined By Panel financial aid . The rewritten constitution - interrupted. hinted that Irons "I think it would be adisaster for authored by Nicoll, A.S . Vice "I'm disappointed that they may have had Chuck Nauyen/ Guardian the University of California," DISCUSSION: UCSD Vice Chancellor Darling President of Finance Edmondo are taking that time and date other mOlives for Land war: The cross on Mount Soledad has Atkinson said. "A big pari of our Robinson and A.S. Commissioner [Sun., April 7 from 6 a.m. to 8 requesting the been at the center of debate of late. considers education an investment in the future financial aid for students comes from of Student Advocacy Sou ley a.m.], but they are entitled to it," permit. fee increases. Of course, if the state Diallo - will appear on the up Mount Soledad Memorial Asso "The way it struck me was By C.... Schreiber At the forum, UCSD Develop have since argued that the sale of came up with the additional money, coming A.S. spring ballot, after ciation President Wi lIiam 1. that [Iron's application] was in Staff Writer ment and Uni versity Relations Vice the land to the Mount Soledad I'd be enthusiastic about it; but I being vetoed for a special elec Kellogg said. UCSD held a panel discussion Chancellor Bruce Darling argued tended to bait the city into a fool Memorial Association was an don't think the state will." tion by Falk. According to Kellogg, when Wednesday afternoon in the in favor of the proposition, empha ish move which would help him allempt by the city to circumvent However, UCSA Executive Di he contacted the city in early Chancellor's Complex on the pros sizing the need to fund education as win his lawsuit (against the the court's decision. The two rector Kimi Lee said that lower fees March to apply for the permit, he cily]," Kellogg said . "I speculate and cons of Proposition 203 - a an investment for California' s fu sides are scheduled to appear also means less demand for finan was surprised to find out that slate initiative appearing on the ture. that [Irons] was expecting the before a federal judge on May 6. cial aid. BONDS: Ballot Irons was al- March 26 ballot which would au "We can either forge ahead to a city to deny Irons refuted Kello~g' s clai m "If you were to reduce fees back ready on the thorizc the sale of brighter future, initiative argued at "It would neyer him the per that gelling the permit was merely to what they were tive to sil( years waiting lisl. $3 bi Ilion worth of or shrink back," UCSD forum mit." a strategic move, saying that he ..,.... ago, there would be less people that Irons filed his hay. [appllad for general-obligalion ... Darling said. "It The Mount was motivated by his personal needed financial assistance," Lee Continued from pac. 2 application for bonqs to raise ce.tstmas tree behooves us to the perInH],.nd I Soledad and beliefs, as well as his views on said. "lthink they ' reconnected with learn in overcrowded, unsafe fa the permit on money for primary , educate our Mount Helix the need for distinct separation bond ...... It each other." cilities ... We should look al Feb. 2. would neyer have seconda ry and state workforce and crosses faced between church and state. proml•• of UCSA resumed its lobbying ac [Proposition 203] as a commit At the start university education lots prepare them for legal chal "I am an active church mem tivities after the recent ROJenberger ment to California's children," of an Atheist "8"'" "to lenges in the ber, and I'll be singing in the projects. .y..,...... but a high-technol. ...,one. I told VS. the University of Virginia fed San Diego School Board Asso Coalition The panel, as ogy world." late 1980s church choir," Irons said. wI.onIy~ eral court decision was handed ciation President Dee Rich said. meeting held [Irons] .. sIIouldn't when sembled by the San Diego some Ron Harper, an administra down . Rich identified $7 billion in Saturday critics - in UCSD Alumni As .... to .... Libertarian Party hay. dona this ti ve pastor at the Maranatha BRIEFLY ... According to Field, Rosenberger current needs and a projected night, one sociation, gathered representati ve cluding Irons Chapel in National City, said he .... W.ehouId overtums most ofthe 1993 Smith VI. $ 17 billion in future needs for member sub without taldnl·to and Kreisner members of the Richard Rider thought the atheists' securing of Regents decision . faci lity expansion in San Diego. milled a mo - contended teaching and busi • xpIore WIlP to was the lone pan someone In tile the Easter sunrise service permit Human-Powered Submarines Make Debut The UC Office of the President These figures were based on an tion to disavow that the monu would actually help in the legal ness communities elist who argued .... utllze ... gave UCSA an ultimatum shortly additional 140,000 children en Irons' action, a organization. " ments violated fight to save the cross. together to discuss against the pas A fleet of nearly two-dozen submarines from around into the nature of immortality and institutional illness. after Smith : UCSA could disband tering the San Diego County sentiment - Howard KNltner the "I'm excited to hear that even theimpactofPropo ...... ntaof sage of the bond the continent will surface in San Diego County for the TERMINAL will be performed at the Mandell Weiss completely, be replaced by a UC school system each year, with a which was sec- VIc. President constitution'S atheists are gathering in front of sition 203 oneduca measure. Scripps Institution of Oceanography's (SIO) World Sub Forum on March 6-17 . Council of Presidents or give up its desired average class size of 30 onded by an- Atheist Coalition stipulation for the cross," Harper said. "It shows tion, the state's "This is a marine Invitational '96, The event runs from March 30 legislative lobbying ability. pupils. other member. a separation of that even an atheist group sees economy and indus Christmas nee through April 4 at the Offshore Model Basin In Escondido. SIO to Host SpacIal 8raakfast Twenty-three teams from across North America, UCSA chose the third option, A total of $34.3 million of the However, after 30-40 minutes of church and state. After the courts significance in the cross." try ~ as well as the bond issue... It largely from colleges and universities, will race el(perl Celebr.... lie N.west ExhIbit operating through legal loopholes proposed $975 million from debate, the original motion to ruled that the crosses had to be "[But] I think the very way aet .. al financial cost - RIchM! RIder promises lots of mental human-powered submarines in an event de The Stephen Birch Aquarium-Museum at the Scripps until Rosenberger was released. Proposition 203 designated for disavow was withdrawn and in removed, city officials sold the the government is set up makes it it would impose on San Diego libertarian Party everything but signed to inspire innovation in ocean engineering and Institution of Oceanography will preview Its newest According to Field, Rosenberger higher education has been ear its place a motion was pushed to fence-enclosed land directly un so that the cily had to [accord the tupayers. will only deliver technology, eJthiblt, three life-sized bronze statues of gray whales, in forbade universities from discrimi marked for projects at UCSD, in endorse Irons' action . The mo derneath the Mount Soledad Called the Public Education a little to each area," Rider said. The Invitational Is sponsored by SIO, UCSD and is a special ·Whale of a Breakfast· scheduled for Sun., permit to the Atheist Coalition] nating against student groups - cluding seismic retrofitting and tion was seconded, and the final cross to the Mount Soledad Me just to show that they aren't bi Facilities Bond Act of 1996, "We should el(plore ways to better being sanctioned by the Guinness Book of World Records. March 17 at 9 a.m. Submarines will compete in ~ divisions, open and Participants will be treated to a pancake breakfast, such as UCSA -on religious, ideo fire safety and/or mechanical up vote to endorse Irons ' motion morial Association for $14,000. ased loward Christians," he Proposition 203 represents the utilize the large amounts of money collegiate, as well as four categories: one-person pro entertainment, children's activities and a bake sale to logical or political grounds. grades was 17 in favor, one against and However, Irons and others added. first time that a bond issue has we are already spending." peller, two-person propeller, on~rson non-propeller benefit educational programs. A free souvenir cup will been proposed which would af Criticizing the state's public and two-person no~ropeller. Participants will try to be given to all in attendance. fect both K-12 and highereduca education system as wasteful and break several world records for speed. The fee is $15 for adults and $7.50 for children. For tion. If passed, the bond issue bureaucratic, he specifically en Viewl~ on-site will not be open to the public, but each reservations, call 534-5873. wou Id designate $2.03 billion for dorsed year-round academic-track day's events will be broadcast live, courtesy of Robot Come Here for Beer! construction and renovation of ing programs, expansion of joint Research, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Stephen Birch Commltt.. For World Democracy Aquarium. Viewing is included with regular aquarium ad public elementary and second use programs and ending the pub miSSion, which is $6.50for adults and $4.50 for students. To Present llama A".thul ary schools, with the remaining lic-school monopoly of K-12 edu The Committee for World Democracy will present cation via a voucher system . C.IJI~TNI~SS $975 million set aside for state UCSD to Pr.sent P.rformance of Mama Awethu!, a film about South African women , 6-packs $6~CRY community colleges and public "Children shouldn't have to tomorrow at 7 p.m. at Soils Hall 107. Mama Awethu! four-year universities. See BONDS, Page 3 TERMINAL March 8 to 17 follows the day·to-day lives of five black women in the The UCSD Theatre Department is presenting the townships around Cape Town, focusing on their encoun· 25th-anniversary production of TERMINAL, a play which ters with the system of apartheid. Set in South Africa, HARP LAGER $5~c.y ERRATUM: has been called one of the most provocative works of the film is an inspiring testimony to all women . 6-packs rlOTNlrl6 Regardl~ a March 4, 1996 article in the Gu8fr1ian (·lIlegal Student Group Feeds America 's experimental theater. Directed by Joseph The free presentation is sponsored by the Commit· Homeless "), Food For Thought Is a registered, legal student organization at UCSD. Chaikin, and supported by a new text by Susan YankowltZ, tee for World Democracy, the department of Third World Jim Stephens Is the group's founder. The Guardian regrets the error. the legendary production is atl avant·garde investigation studies and the Associated Students. Red Nectar 6-packs $5~c.y SNOWBOARDS 11<2 DAN IwaNEY, Fearures Ediror TYPIIT: Janet Eom IIIINT JOHNIOIIt, Opinion Editor ADVIItTltlNl AllllTAIIIT: Cheryl Sasto ~C»RRC»"" DIRIX VAN IIOFTIN, Assocl"re Opinion Editor CIIICUlAnoN AllllTAIITI: Ken Chin, Pablo Manauy. Christine Pafford . and more... DAN MAfT, Sports Editor Stelanle StOCk, Aymet ~errlf PILL IIAJII ....., Aasocillf, Sports Edlror ANfIIARIFIELD, Advertising Man.r ."IIIIIIL, HI"tus Editor 101 DeANDREA, 8usi~ss OffIce MlJlltJler • Beet selection of wine and specialty llqeurs I-I~C»~ER yu.fN ZOLOrOlllV, Photo Editor MIKE MARTINEZ, Aft Di~tor nwlaD_OI~IiIIIIIIIIrI ... ,...... 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BUM: Being of a bum isn't all glamor. Of course, you'll need to eat - fine catches, too. Think of how in the winter, there ~ easy solutions. EDITORIALS CJean, tiah c:1othes supply the fi hue this isn', as tough as it might seem. healthy you'll be: fruit, fish and wa First, you can catch up on your sleep homeless might not nal ingredient to a neat and pleasant San DieIO has UI excellent climate ter, which is free from public foun EdItortal 80IJIrrJ during the day when it's warm. 'Then appearance. This, too, may require (and thus a bums) TEDD LADD. Editor In ChIef be so bad is great city for and tains. at night, you can wander from Taco ANNA VAJSMAN. Co-ManIIi"l Editor scrounging up some loose change, but produces some magnificent orchards. Still, for a hearty meal every now Bell to IGnlto's to any other 24-hour StMONE MIUER. Co-M8Nlllna Editor PINION ContInued from lNCe 4 not much. The Salvation Anny fre Most people's alann systems don't and then, hit the local money foun establishments with heal. Even so, if BRENT JOHNSON, OpInion Editor able razors. If you use the razors quently offers clothes to the homeless TERRY LEW. Associate News Editor lains for some J1lOI'e change. Fifty nine you must sleep at night, it can be done. frugally and clean them properly, for free, so you might be able to avoid cents will get you a taco from Taro On one of your visits to the library. rile IJCSD Gu_.,. os pubI' __ I _ It Ole tJnIo4tllly of c.!,forrul, Sen 0teC0. Contents 01_, V_I __ lief... '--" !he mllioflty VOl. 011111 edlt:lf,1I _d. _ ... not they could last you several months. spending money altogether. Other Bell. How hard can it be to scrounge just hide; they' II lock up the place, and ...1 ....Iy!hOse of IN IJC BoaId of fllC8l\tl , the ASUCSD, not Ihe enV,. Guln1len Itl". Women don't need to shave their wise, you can hunt around for local up 59 cents? you CUI recline on a nice vacuumed legs or armpits; enough people have garage sales, where shirts and old Being a bum will naturally afford carpet in a heated room. If the library v.... '" Services' $5~700 Loss already given up that apparently pants often go for under $2. Local you ample free time to pursue a mul doesn'l work for you, any university outdated custom, so that it no longer fountains, pay phones and even the titude of leisure activities not avail bu iIdi ng wi II su ffice. Just Anoth. UCSD Statistic attracts attention. ground can provide sufficient change exercise: You'll able to those who have to work all Once you senle into the bum Good breath is equally impor to buy someone's leftover disco shirts day. No longer wi II you have to juggle lifestyle, you can take a bold step. The recent $5,700 theft of electronic equipment from lant. If you ask for scissors at the or corduroy pants. have all day long to your schedule to find time to exercise: Contact any major publishing com Audio-Visual (AlV) Services serves to illustrate the deplorable library and reek of gum disease, you Whatever method you choose to JcConthebellCh You ' ll have all day long tojog on the pany and propose an idea for a book: state of security on campus. After all, the thief or thieves may offend the person behind the obtain your clothes, just make sure beach and do push-ups, sit-ups and Ihe tales of a college-edu(;ated bum, entered a supposedly secure room early in the morning, cut a desk and cause Ihem to question that you have at least two sets of cloth and do pualHlps, slretches. Imagine that - a bum with At least one publishing house is sure hole in the wall with machinery to access the storage room in your presence. To prevent this, go ing - while you 're wearing one, you sftoaps and a ix-pack for a stomach. to be interested - after all, how many which A/V Services stored the equipment and made off with it to the nearest restaurant and grab a can wash the other. provided you In between workouts, you (;an people can claim to have experienced handful of the complimentary mints some through the front door. saved soap from Taco Bell. Take ..etches. bead back to the university library and what you have? And how many of sitting at the front desk. You can ei your dirty clothes and wash them in For all you would-be criminals, take notice - many of do all the reading, research and study them will be educated enough to write ther try a stealthy swipe right in the public showers al the beach. With Imagine that - a ing Ihat any intellectual could ever these university services and departments do not use motion coherently on the subject? If the pub front of Ihe employees. or wall un a lillie soap and a 101 of scrubbing, hope to do - and it's 0/1 free. Just lishing companies don't offer a means detectors or door alarms and certainly do not employ real bum with a six-pack til they leave Ihe desk and then you'll be as efficient as a washing Ihink of the endless shelves ofknowl 10 write the book. Ihe library has ecurity people to protect UCSD's assets. If you are planning scoop some out. machine. You (;an let them dry on the for a stomach. edge awaiting you , And now you can plenty of available computers fortyp on a criminal career, UCSD is the place to start , But if you are more (;oncemed grass near the beach, alongside the monitorthese areas either, so it's easy access the Internet from Ihe library, ing; so as long as you can "borrow" a fn fact, several different aspects of criminal activi ty can be about your teeth, you could splurge rest of your stuff; after all, everyone to lake an orange or two in Ihe slill of so you can kccp up wilh currenl evenls compulcrdisk from a student, you l:an explored here. From 1992 to 1994, 356 instances of burglary for a toothbrush with your savings else leaves their belongings lying the night. It's not really stealing - simultaneously. In no lime, you ' ll be send your rnanusl:ript to the publish were reported to campus police, and officers made all of nine from the fountain . You don 't really around at the beach. The only people another will grow back in its place. a healthy, lit and well-educated bum, ers. Afterwards. just return the disk arrests, In 1994 alone, 632 thefts were reported - the police need toothpaste either; water wi II suf who might steal or use your things Or you could try fishing; with a bro As for ~ helter , thai 's why you imd you wi II be guilt free. With a lillie arrested a whopping 43 perpetrators. fice. BUlloothbrushes areonly for Ihe would be other bums. But you 'll prob ken branch, some string and a piece chose San Diego. The weuther is gen luck . your success will win you And when you leave your locked and alarm- et car at North ex tremely wealthy or ex tremely clean. ably be friends with most of them by of orJngc, you could cat(;h enough to erally warm, so you don 't have 10 money and a ticket off the streets. or East Parking, don't be surprised if you find it missing when The reSI of us may have 10 do with Ihat point, so they ' II leave )OUr CIOlhcs cal. ightly bonfires at the beach pro worry about snow or gusling winds, Then again. it mi ghl he easier to stay OUI such amenities; after all , the life alone. you return. For all the Campus Security Officers handing out a vide great opponunilies to cook your And while it docs gel a louch chilly Ihere .... dozen parking tickets per hour in every parking lot on campus, car thieves ripped off 406 vehicle in a three-year period. During that same period, officers arrested 17 car thieves. A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE FOR In order for UCSD to protect not only its own equipment, but the possessions of the students who support the university, LIVING ON THE STREETS it has to invest money in improving security. In the long run , the university would save money, rather than spending it on SAnRE: If 40-hour work-weeks and business meetings don't entice replacing everything which is stolen. Furthermore, the univer you, consider the alternative of becoming a bum sity would protect its investment. Afte.r all, the studen(s supply Positions available: UCSD with the bulk of its income. For seniors, the specter of throwing a ball around. Now, I am not suggesting that • President Administrators, please buy motion detectors and door graduation looms more Fore you steal a towel ; that would be immoral and mean, • Vice President Administrative alarms, and, most importantly, hire people to patrol the boding every day. For those of and it wouldn't be nearly as fun , But if you si mply • Vice President Finance lJCSD STUDENTS ARE EUGIBU FOR COMPLIMENTARY SHUTTLE university in order to protect it from thieves. Currently, we us without concrete plans for "borrowed" a towel from a ni ce couple while they went for a walk on the shore, I'm sure they wouldn't mind, • Vice President External Affairs RIDES TO A 0 FROM LINDBERGH FIELD OR have a bunch of students on bikes patrolling parking lots for thc future, this can be a stress ful time, forcing us to answer After all , you can return the towel before they get back, • Commissioner, Academic Affairs parking violations. Redefine th eir jobs so that their most impending questions: Where and they ' ll never know Ihat someone used it. And if • Commissioner, Communication THE DOWNTOWN AMTRAK STATIO important function is to keep an eye out for illicit activities, will I work? Will anyone give they notice that it 's somewhat wet, let them wonder. • Commissioner, Operations/Services & Enterprises SPONSORED BY RANSPORTAIION rather than to make a quick buck for UCSD. T me a job? Will my parents let Besides, I'm sure they've got a ni ce washer and dryer • Commissioner, Programming o ere k & PARKING SERVICES me live at home again? Do I at home. • Commissioner, Student Advocacy A.s. Fosters Separatism by want to live at home again? Still, good hygiene entails much more than merely But fear not - I have come a daily shower. In order to maintain a respectable ap • Senators: Senior, Junior and Sophomore from each college AND THE ASSOCIATED Funding Ethnic Graduations HoffEN up with a fool pearance. you will need to trim your STUDENTS, UCSD The Voice of proof plan for hair and, for the men, beards, Cutting anyone who your haircan be problematic, but there Each year, the A.S. set aside $5,000 for five ethnic campus Reason i~~~-..~LIMITED organizations, such as the African-American Student Union and might be wa- are ways around it. Women don't re , SEATING vering about ally need to cut theirs, and men couLd MEChA, to hold their own separate graduation ceremonies. what to do come June: Be a bum . just wear it long; but thaI's often a sign However, because they give student money for events which are RESERVATIONS While I have mused on this option of uncleanliness among bums. Instead. exclusionary by their nature, the A.S. has violated the spirit of before, only recently have I worked I suggest finding access to some "pub REOUIRED Article II, Section A, Line I of the A.S. Constitution, which states out the detai Is to make it more plau lic" scissors. Our very own Geisel Li that the mission of the A.S. is "to safeguard the rights of students sible. And before you immediately dis brary has plenty. to ... participate in all ASUCSD sponsored events." card this career path, consider its no Now, this can cause problems. but. To file or for more information about each position, see the AS. The A.S ., using the Student Activity Fees which all UCSD table benefits: It saves you the trouble But If you if done properly, it shou ld work . Just students pay, generally finances student organizations which of having to hunt for a job or having walk up to a desk and ask to borrow a Secretary, 3rd floor, Price Center, call 534-4451, or e-mail: are open to all students, regardless of race. Ethnic graduations, to withstand repeated rejection . It ex simply pair of scissors. If they let you take it [email protected] however, emphasize racial division, particularly because empts you from having to fall back on 'borrowed' a away from the desk, then find your way nonminority students are highly unlikely to walk at a minority that last resort of moving back in with to the nearest bathroom and have at it. Mom and Dad. It's elltremely cheap Otherwise, you will have to do an im graduation. towel from a and surprisingly stress free, once you promptu cut right at the desk. But Because the students who do attend these separate gradua learn to be resourceful. Best of all, it's nice couple chances are, before they realize what tions also attend the regular ceremonies UCSD holds at the not that di fficult. Allow me to eluci while they is going on, you've already taken care end of each Spring Quarter, the issue of separatism is not a date .... of business and will be happy to clean serious concern in this case. However, these events should not In the first place, to maintain peace went for a walk up the mess and leave. be financed by the A.S. of mind as a bum it is important to be on the shore, Just as easily, though, you could By only funding minority groups for these events, the A.S. as clean as possible. Most public waltz into a random department store puts the ethnic-graduation participants and their respective student beaches in San Diego otTer free show I'•• rethey and locate the scissors section. Wait organizations at a privileged status, above all other student ers, and some even have hot water. wouldn't ..Ind. until no one else is in the aisle, open organizations. And this is oot to say minority students shouldn't Beyond just rinsing yourself, though, the scissors and go to it. Most scissors hold their own graduation events. On the contrary, these gather you can quite easily obtain soap and only have a small, carboard container ings may indeed foster what A.S. President Naomi Falk calls "a horde it in vast quantities. Just go to any local recy to hold the package in place; and if anyone sees you, cling bin and take out an intact glass jar or bottle. Then he'll probably be more scared than anything else and sense of community for people of color at our school." go to the nearest public bathroom (Taco Bell at UTe. won't say anything. But unlike most other A.S.-sponsored activities, ethnic has some nice ones) and fill your jar up with their liq As for the beards, you may actually have to resort graduations are little more th1n parties intended specifically uid soap. While it may not be as pleasant as Prell or to purchasing something. But fear not. Any fountain We're looking for a few good men. (Or Women.) for certain minority groups. Those who wish to have such Pert, it will do the job on your hair as well as on your in a local shoppinl mall will have plenty of change parties should finance these events themselves through fund· body. Iyinl at the bottom - certainly enoup to scrounge But only one will become the next Opinion Editorial Assistant. raisers or private sponsors. They should not depend on the Drying otT is somewhat more difficult, but still quite up close to • dollar. And with that dollar or two, you A.S. to dish out money intended for all ,tlUknls which would feasible. We've all seen how people leave their be can purchase your very own baa of 10 plastic dispol- Submit resume and cover letter by March 11, SIftd be beucr spent elaewhere. lon,inlS on the while playinl in the water or SM.-,Page 5 and come to the Opinion Writers' Meeting at 6:00 p.m. on Monday. 6 The UCSD Guardilll ThursdaY. M.n:h 7.1996
LATIN-AMERICAN FILM FESTIVAL UCSD GUARDIAN .R'S a ENTERTAINMENT MAR C H 7. 1996 see page H8
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• Robin Williams, Gene Hal:k man and Dianne Wiest star in MikeNichols' comedy, The Bird· cage, which opens at theaters throughout San Dicgo.
• We~ Ander.,on makes hb di rectonal debut wIth BOllle Rockel. It opens at the AMC Mission Val ky20andtheLaJolia 12theater~ .
• The Clive Barker-produced horror film Hellrllisel . Bloodline You're failing Physics. Your girlfriend dumped opens at theaters throughout San you. Your self-esteem is way low. So you call Diego. Grandma for some sympathy. She tells you to "Stop whining and get a backbone." Ouch, talk • The Cocn Brother~ ' munler about tough love. mystery, Fargo. opcn~ at theaters throughout San Diego.
• A restored version of the ani mated film Heavy Melal opens at N - CUT the AMC Mission Valley 20 and the La Jolla 12 LheaLer~ .
• flUtcy Fell, a romantic wmedy ~ tarrin g Sarah J cs~ i ca Parker and Elle MacPherson, opens at the aters throughout San Diego.
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• Afghan Whigs will release BLack Love. Suburban kids try their hands • Kiss returns with its new al bum, Unplugged . at thievery in Wes Anderson's • Sting wi II release Mercury FaLL ing. debut film Bottle Rocket
• Til:kets go dn sale Saturday at 10 a.m. for k.d. lang, who will riginally a 13-minute black-and-white row at lhe AMC Mission Valley 20 and Ihe Wilson : Anthony was pretty easy to play. I perform on April 15 at Copley short, BOllle Rocket was turned into a AMC La Jolla Village 12. always think of hi mas a nice guy. I admire him, Symphony Hall. Tickets are feature -length film by director Wes GuardiMJ: How does the tim reflect but I can't ever see myself following a guy like $26.50 ancl $45 . Info: 220-TIXS . Anderson after he showed it at the 1993 your own experiences? Dignan. I mighl spend one ni ght drinking a beer Sundance Film Festival. With the help Anderson: This guy in Seattle said he awa with him, but I wouldn't hang out with him, day • Tickets go on sale tomorrow at of producers Polly Platt and James L. movie about people who can be optimistic even in and day out. 3 p.m. for the Briti sh grou p B rooks, A nderson, then a student at the if they don't have any money. I Anderson: I always identi lied Space hog, which will perform an University of Texas at Austin , was able 10 don't think I golthat in Ihere, but pretty strongly with Dignan because all-ages show with Ruth Ruth and develop the tory further. The result is a light those were Ihe conditions under he's the guy who is trying 10 get lOiS Mr. Mirainga on the SOMA hearted look at the lives oflhree suburban kids. which I made it. I didn 'I want to put of projects going even though ev SidestageonApril17. Tickets are In Bonfe Rockel, Dignan (Owen C. Wilson) big themes in it and make it preten erybody rolls their eyes. $9.91. Info: 239-S0MA. pressures Bob (Robert Musgrave) and An lious. Could you tal( about the thony (Luke Wilson) to engage in various petty Are there certain directon trend of fiml'Mlcen with • Tickets go on sale tomorrow at crimes, attempting to give their lives some you consider your model.. ? little or no expel .lIce mak· 10 a.m. for Bruce Hornsby, who purpose. A few obstacles, however, prevent Anderson: I like guys like lhe Ina movies? will perform with Aquarium Res them from being successful-Anthony falls in Cocn brothers and Roman Polanski. Francois Anderson: It seems thai with lhe accessibil cue Unit on April 14 at 4th & B. love with a housekeeper (Lumi Cavazos) and Truffaut's S/IOOI Ille Piano PLayer is like a ity of video cameras, tilmmaki ng is much more Tickets are $19.50. Info: 220- their boss (James Caan) IUrns QUito be a phony. crime movie that includes characters that seem possible now. In Hearts of Darkness, the film TlXS. During a recent interview after the San like they are from his life. That's kindoflikethc about the making of Apocalypse Now, Franci Diego Film Festival screening last month at characters we have in our film. I'm more inter Ford Coppola is in the Andes talking about the • Tickets go on sale today at 3 Mandeville Auditorium, Anderson and Luke ested in the characters than the crimes. possibility of a 5-year-old girl with a video p.m. for Kim Deal's band The Wilson spoke about lhe fUlure of do-it-yourself How much cId you Ide.. tift willi .... camera making great movies. I think that k.ind Amps, which will perform on cinema and Bollie Roclcet, which opens tomor- clww;ten1 of thing is happening now. April 23 at the Casbah. Ticket~ are $12.50 in advance. Info: 220- TlXS. By Jeff Niesel , Hiatus Editor HIATUS 8 The UCSD GuarciIn ThundaY. March 7. 1996 Thursday, March 7, 1996 The UCSD Guardian HlAnJS 9 nrecord nconcert ...neVle__ Student ~e~~______UC SAN DIEGO *.. The Meices Singer confirms reputation as an engaging live act Dirty Bird Many know Jonathao Richman a night, he perpetuated hi s tatus of as well as from his latest effort, You ~ri~.¢·ti~.¢8 London R'cords the frontmanofthc obscure, yet widely being one of the best small-club acts Must Ask the Heart (Rounder Cinema innuential, '70s rock band, The Mod- around during his sold-out show at the Records). fiNE AR.TS SEASON The Melces ' third album is by far its best L em Lovers. Others may.... Cashah. All of his songs arc fun, honest and SHOWCASE OF GUITAR STYLES effort to date. DirTy Bird combines the band's 'Cine Estudiantil knowofhlssongwriung .IiAJIIIIIat Accompanied by a often silly anecdotes on topics whith trademark, straightforward, punk -driven talent~ indirectly, DI-J. bassist, drummer and or ....lOge from ice cream to fatherhood . FEA TURING FOUR ACCLAIMED GUITARISTS sound with more sophisti cated matcrial, dem '96'festival takes through covers of his nft#l'''''' ganlst, Richman pro- Highlights included "Give Paris One on~trallng the band 's maturity and cvolu - song, ··Roadrunner" (by duced a grand, rich sou nd MoreChance," "FenderStratocastcr," lama Manuel ,~ lion. • the Sex Pistob, among others ). whi~h goaded the adoring crowd into "Vampire Girl," "Dancing in a les Don't get the idea that the San Francisco on social issues The Modern Lovers have long cheers, prompting a IS-minute post bian Bar" and "Pablo Picasso," from _ ~ BARRl/E{JJ ~ based group has gone soft, though. The open- By Rebecca Hall since disbanded, but Ri chman has show ovation. the Modem Lovers ' self-titled 1976 109 track , "Wow," is explOSive and accented Guardian Reporter been recording and touring solo for The sctlOcluded songs from vari debut album . perfectly by Rocket from the Crypt's hom The third-annual "Cine Estudiantil '96," a 01 Cine the past decade or so, Last aturday ous Modem Lovers and solo album s. -Rebecca Hal section. "Hey Fella" also showcases the power ChicanolLaiinolNative-Arnerican film and FatlY. ~ A scene from Agustin Calderon's Asi Se Quiere en Jalisco, which which has typified the group. video festival, opens today at UCSD and will will screen tomorrow at SDSU . One of the Meices' strengths has been its run at various venues around San Diego and opening-night reception at Peterson HallllO at precede the screening. ability to sneak catc hy harmonies into its Tijuana before closing on Saturday. 6:15p.m. n...., M.-c:h 14 .. 7 p.m. at nrecord fast-paced music. There are several tracks .The festi val showcases award-winning stu Fri., M.-c:h 8 at the Little Theatre, UnivenidMI Autono",a de a.;a Ca1i ~e~e~~ on Dirty Bird which arc contagious, includ dent films submiued from countries San Diego State UnMnity fornia, nJu-: Cine Mujer! Three award ______ing the raging "Disenc hanted Eycs" and throughout the Westem Hemisphere. (SDSU): Program #1: winning narrative pieces from Latina filmmak "Yeah." Topics covered in the students' short Cortometrajes de las Americas, 6 ers. A reception at6 p.m. at Tealro Universitario While It is evident that the band had a films include family , border issues, p.m. Five short films/videos from will precede the screening. Tori Amos significant budget to work with on thi s al ethnicity , sexuality and the environ Mexico and the U.S. Program #2: Fri., March 15 at Centro CuIbnI bum , it has avoided the common pitfall of ment. The fi Ims use formats ranging La Familia: Examined, 8 p.m. Six TIj ...... , $ala de V ...... Program #1: Mi Boys for Pele over-production. On "Monday Mood" the from documentary and experimen films/videos exploring family rela Pueblo, America, 6 p.m. Topics include street Atlantic Records MARCH 9 band .even manages to incorporate a small tal to animation. tionships, histories and values in kids in Argentina, social concerns in Nicaragua SATURDAY • 8PM • UCSD MANDEVIUE AUDITORIUM string quartet without it coming off as being All shows are free to students modem times. and familieslivingatthe BordoXochiaca dump On herthird release. singer-pianist The only difference between Boys sounds stark and cold. G,A , $215' STUDENTS $18' SR,CIT. $20 pretentious. with !D. For more information, call Sat., Man:h 9 .. the UttIe outside Mexico City. Program #2: Ojo Ajeno, Tori Amos sounds like your ullra for Pele and your talented little cousin The record sounds best when Amo Another gem is the acoustic number, (6 19)235-6 135,ext. 17. The schedule of"Cine ThuIre, SDSU: Program #1 : Producers 8 p.m. Recent videos from the Escuela talented lillIe cousin. You know, the is that yourcousi n doesn't sound as if downplays the somber piano melo "U ncool." Even though it sounds like an Estudantil '96" is as follows: in-Training, 6 p.m. Films and videos produced Internacional de Cine y Television in Cuba. one your aunt would bring over for she is in a wnstant state of orgasm. dies, such as on the slinky "LillIe unplugged version of "Hopin' for a Ride," Thun., M...a 8 lit 7 p.m. .. by teenagers from all overthe U.S. Program #t2: Sat., March 16 at Centro CuIbnI Easter and insist the whole tribe gather Amos ' sparse arrangements do Amsterdam:' in which she shares the from their sophomore effort, the song is still Pet.rson H.II 110, UCSD: Alas, Storytellers of Today, 8 p.m. Seven award TI,j ...... $ala de Video. Program #1: around the piano and listen while little demonstrate that she is a competent spotlight with a rhythm section. a ni ce addition that helps round out thi s Mueniros and Recuerdos. Eleven animated winning films by Native-American students. Open your Eyes America!, 6:00 p.m. U.S. stu Tori would hammer her way through songwriter. But , at times, it 's tough However, in the end, Boys for outstanding album. short films from Argentina and the U.S. Pre Wed., Man:h 13 at 7 p.m. at H· dent works dealing with social issues. Pr0- her repertoire. Then everyone would to hurdle navorless lyrics such as Pele is long, uninteresting and like The Meices will perform on Sunday at ~edi ng thi s screening will be a diseussion at the 117 at Mesa eo.age: New Visions. Ex gram #2: Hec/IO en La EsquifUJ de AVian, 8 have to clap, smi le and extol her ge "You're my little Fig ewton." your cousin ' holiday concert - a the Casbah. Visual Ans Perfonnan e Space (located in the perimental films from Brazil , Argentina and p.m. Ni ne works from students living and study nius after the concert was mercifully Without a consistent band to sup bit trite. "Ireland's most bappening "traditional band." - Tony Perez·Giese Visual Arts Facility) at 5 p.m., followed by an the U.S. A discussion at H-117 at 6 p.m. will ing in lhe U.S.lMexico Border Region. over. port her piano playing, th e album - Tony Perez·Giese Tbe Village lbice ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• weekend : San Diago Folk a_ita•• Pra.aalB : CaLenOar FIND • R b ° & L °nda TXT.°II· & Their • : 0 'tn 't rr't 'tarns Fine Group • MARCH 8 Roommates at The Children's School • • CWD Film Series presents . 2225 Pines Road, La Jolla •. Tickets Torrey Mama Awethu In their 22nd yea. of perfonlling, Robin &: 7 p.m.. room 107, oil s Hall. For Linda Williams continue LO present country,. Cars bluegrass, Western swing, and gospel. 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theme and elemen! ofJrief SCCIIIinily idcas," OuIikin said. of actors who play the roles of the coincide with Chaikin's current Chaikin collaborales on the pr0- livill8 dead. -Blackouts fragment the mindset. duction with Susan Yankowitz, three scenes as a means of ref1ecaing pres Last Sunday's San D~go Union original members of the Open The ence and absence within the cycle of KFMB-TV PRESENTS THE ATerminal Work Tf'iJJuN fine arts section fealUred the Iler cast and graWate students from life. The work contemplates grief-stricken Chaikin, still suffering UCSD's theater program. Borb humanity's various approaches to fromthe 1985strokewhich Chaikin and Yankowitz viewing death. Weekend-long festival honors left him with aphasia. a cited the prospect of launch The author of Pr~sence of the Ac· condition which limits the ing a professional staging lor and a recipient of the Obie life influential work ofplaywright ability to connect thoughts of the production in New time Achievement Award, Chaikin with words. York. !llso directed "Serpent," '"fourists and Joseph Chakin In a stilted statement, According toNewsweek Refugees" and "Savage Tongues! ClWkin spoke in the Tri· theater critic Jack Kroll, Love." He will perform his 1985 By Kristin MadI.... host a weekend tribute and sympo bune interview about the "Terminal" established the monologue, ''1be War in Heaven," at Guardian Reporter sium on his career work - which upd;lted production, which original l4-member, New this weekend's symposium. While much of the UCSD com includes the founding of the Open opens tonight at UCSD's York-based Open Theater Registration for the symposium, munity may not be familiar with leg Theater, a landmark experimental the Mandell Weiss Forum and will run group as "our most thoughtful, pains which includes admission 10 all endary director Joseph Chaikin, he ater workshop, in the '60s. through Sat., March 16. taking, least malarkey-ridden avant weekend activities, is $85 to the has contributed a numhcr of rc~ogniz · An updated staging of the Open 'The dying are often sad; the dy· garde company." general public, $45 to UC faculty able stagi ng tcchniques in ex pcri men Theater's 1970 production, '"fermi ingarecheerful. We're living short or In addressing issues of human and staff and $25 for all siudents. tal theater. nal ," is the weekend's keynoteperfor longer; it 's part of the process. 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Studen' WorI Rugby Lacrosse Ultimate Disc ueSD The UCSD rugby team hit the UCSD expanded its lead when Last weekend UCSD ventured to road for the semifinals of the South- "Dizzy" Dan Brislin scored his sec Stanford for the Stanford Ultimate em California Collegiate Champion- ond try of the game on the final play, Disc Tournament, with the Air Squids INTRAMURAL PAGE ships on Saturday and overpowered to send USC packing. ~ sendi ng two the University of Southern _ Defeating USC advances the ~~ teams. The California, 28-20. to advance UCSD ruggers to the champi- ~ squads played 10 next weekend's finals. ty" onship finals against in a fairly competitive field. facing off ThF matchup was light in g ~ Claremont at UC Riverside against teams such as Oregon State, Soccer PlayoH Preview Ihe first half, with the ruggers from this Saturday. Claremont de- Colorado, Washington and Stanford. San Diego leading, 6-5, al halftime. feated UCSD two weeks ago, 10-3, The A team was led by captain Campll.tJ KickerJ Gear Up For ChampwflJhip Run The lead changed hands three ti rnes giving the ruggers their only loss of Ben Finkelor, but with most of the Alter 111 up-andodown. ~ . rlin inlerupted ~ lIIat kept UCSO InIrIIIUII socoer play. 1f~ lIS cIoIeIy diIIecIlnlo The Weather CtwnI, ~ only seems logical that this WMkend' s ch~ in the second half before USC lhe regular season. Despite that out regular team unable to play due to ptay-olt Ic:Iion is ticketed fOl lImY, lImY sIcies over the NoI'IIl Campus Recreltion fields. Of COIJr$8 evened the score at 20 with 10 min- come, however, the team isconfidenl. illness, the team focused on balancing hrs what we hear today. March Madness Grips RIMAe On SIIIJIIIy you can be IUIe tilt. will rain somewheIe IIong the line. utes remaining, However, with only "Two weeks ago, Claremont was its offensive attack and having all of BIA we hope noll In lact, ~ we can gel this series 01 toumaments oIt the grol.nd, surviving 1M soccer Iwo minules Icft on the clock, UCSD disruptive and took us Oul of our its players contribute. The team im IMmI m91I just be in for the tn1e Ii their ~ lives. u);.;!' u rookie Andy Wilga - who had game," center Aaron Smith said. "If mediately showed its new attitude on Playo/fd Start Tonight WiIh ChampiCllllhip action In _ separate dvIsions being 8MOIIlC8d yesterday by the Intramural 0fIi0t, this yea~s run for the roses poses to be one 01 the most evenly balanced oompetitive fields in earlier missed two penalty shot s - we play our sly Ie, we will be victo Saturday, making quick work of ~ ,1" ~ Va, the NCAA I\rtS a nice bMkelbal tou~ . BIA, hey, 64 teams. 3 weeks 01 plIv. ... Thars OK, but Wyou want a rill March MachIsi look no tuI1her 11111 1M Hoops . recent years. redeemed himself by converting a rious." Sonoma State, 13-2. This philosophy ~ .. "Il':!t :;:J We hllle t04learns going lid for one sold week 01 play. Some squads will be Before we gel Into championship team specifics, here's a capsule Slnlmary 01 how the lournament kick to break the tie. - By Nicole SunderI.nd also proved effective the rest of the ~ #; '.: '.! .~ playing 5 games in 7 days in.,. quest to Il0081 .~ , h all gets lIlder way tonight ~ IormIt shapes up topicaly, day, as the La 10llans went 3-1, with the dIampIonships taking place next Thursday. K you want to get your til 01 senous baskttlbal action come by RIMAe and check out your favorite 1M squad Saturday (IOam-Spm) FIIlI round play-off action in the following divisions: the lone loss coming vs. Oregon State. MM:h 11 Men's MA, Men AA, Men A, Coed AA (2 games). Coed A'. Cycling PLAYOFF RANKINGS ~n Sunday morning, the Air Sundey (l1lm-Spm) First round play-off action in the following divisions: rlnlcltllmlrecord oddl comment The UCSD cycling team hal' : Schwinof and. BrillJey.Qassert then Squids were matched up against host ....chl0 Coed A. Women's lien', AAA Second round play-olf aClion in the following divisions: grown accustomed to residing at the . had their tum and Hid UCSD proud, Stanford and lost by a score of 15- 11 . I. R..,nin Rhlbarbs s-o 4-1 UPset Machine 10 gain top biting Men's MA, Men AA, Men Coed AA. Coed I'! 2. Mean Machine 4-1 5-1 Won'l go ,down Mthout a f911 top, Last weekend, however, the finishing second, third and fourth, UCSD started off slowly, falling be ThurlCflY (5pm-IIpm) Semi-Final 3. SilP'a Chi 5-<1 10-1 Ran th~ a weak league made furious ....ch 14 All San Diegans spent much of their respectively, in the Brace. hind, 8-3; then it a rally 4. Dipstick 3-2 20-1 Would have to 5h00t 75% time close to the pavement. In Themen,ont~eotherhand, were to close the gap, 12-10, before finally 5. Shill 2·2 30-1 No eflOl91 defense to get " done Saturd.y (12n-4pm) Sunday 's criterium, the 'entire • not able to reach the finish line. being bested. Despite the disappoint ".rch 18 MIn"M men's A team crashed out of Each was picked offby asharp ing end to the tournament, the players 1. Your Mother 7-<1 2·t 1M veterans are really firing the race in the same tum. right-hand tum on the descent displayed a drive and determination 2. Universal 7{) 3· 1 Besl offense in AA Sakurday's race was much from the course's brief, but which clearly made the event one of 3. Bum Un" 7-0 4- t Can reaNy tum up the heat .i 4. MVP 7-0 9·2 Handled lough league , loolc out lIenAA~ more successful - not to men- steep, climb. Stauber was the ScorInC 1IUIChIne: UCSO's Sian Bellock (right) drives past a the best series of games UCSD has 5. J3+25·0 5· t Slow, can' 5I1oot, no handles · na! tion safer - for the men's A team of ' first San Diegan to meet tilt pave- ' Claremont defender for one of her 12 goals. ever played Teammates Matt Davis 6. Cookie Timers 7·0 8·1 Ready to go oft Bailers (4·0- 1) Greal 0, No 0 . see 'ya Pi Kapps (4 ·1) Ian 8euinger, Tim Knudsen and Erik ment, ~ter slamming into a hay bail and1effParlts were outstanding, play 7. Hoop [Keams Too!! 6-t to·l 8. BTWG 6-1 12-1 Only loss to , 3 - a contender Bloody Futba llers (4-1) Stauber. In a team time-trial designed and cracking his bike into two pieces. The UCSD women's lacrosse upset. as the La loUans rallied for a ing with exceptional poise and leader 9. Rolling 4O's 6-1 15·1 Upset special WIth a nice road Newcastl e United (3.o-I) totestsPeed,aerodynamicsandteam- Knudsen and Bettinger saw their team continued to roll last week bundle of late goals to win it, \7-11. ship throughout the weekend. to. ESP 5-2 50-1 Tough 2nd & 31d round games Soccer Man's Pick To Win 11 All: work, the UCSD squad managed a day come to a crashing halt in the end, raising its record to 3-1 with a Coos Moll led UCSD with six goaIs. The B team displayed as much lI.n AA MIn'. A Elite Enraged Geese (5-0) fourth-place finish on the I 1 . 5 ~ mi\e same tum when a Stanford rider blew pair of decisive victories followed by Sian 8eilock with five . heart, going 2-2 on Saturday. The B 3-t Could be the one at this level 1. Team I 7·0 Biohazards (4.o-1) 4-t Only gave up 33 points per game course, despite racing one rider short his tire off the rim, forcing the UCSD • over Whittier and Shannon Northrup hid four. tearn, which did not play on Sunday, 2. Madness 5-0 Ole By The Sword (2-1-2) way 3. Green Bowl Packers 6·1 5·t Wi. be pushing al the No Name.. Too Drunk (3·1 ·1) of the standard four cyclists. riders:ro dismount the hard way. Claremont. Saturday's game against was a mix of first-year players and Air Tou~ end 01 bradeet , likely ., 4. Intemational Players 5·0 6· t not Soccer Man's Pick To Win It All: Sunday's action wu·highlighte.d . Finally, Dave SchLirig became Friday's action pitted the Claremont bore a resemblance, as Squid alumni. It wasn't long before 5. 5 Nuttin but Air 6-1 10-1 Briddayell need 10 find some net lien A To 4 by accidents and success for file the last UCSD rider to end the day La 10llans against Whittier, the visitors to UCSD stayed close the players adjusted to each other's lien'. A Maybe This lime (S.o) Copraphagers (3-1-1) " women. Katrina Bergerplacedlhird lying on the rold. Schurig, unfOrlU which was fired up for the chance to but not close enough. Again, sty\eofplay, defeating Humboldt with . 6. Stammell 5·2 5-t WWF version of 1M hoops Made In Mexico (4 ,1) NothlllQ But Nel (4.fJ) in the women' 5 A race over the nately, separated his shoo Jder in the tackle one of the west's best. Despite Beilock helped pace the scoring, a trapping defense and playing 7. Gottlobs 5·2 6-t Put up 300 panlS in league Soccer Balls (4.o) Wildcats (4-1) Fraternity Row Death Criterium dccident. remaining close at UCSD's heels, this time with 12, in the 22-15 win. Stanford close before losing, 11-8. 8. Trash 5-2 8·1 Will get swept out ear1y Team Smack (4.fJ-l) Bool 'N Rally (3.fJ·2) 9. Go Home 2·3 15-1 Miglt hear ht soon Soccer Man's Pick To Win 11 All: Made In Mexico ,ourse. Kelly Stoc.k, t Rugby Lacrosse Ultimate Disc ueSD The UCSD rugby team hit the UCSD expanded its lead when Last weekend UCSD ventured to road for the semifinals of the South "Dizzy" Dan Brislin scored hi s sec Stanford for the Stanford Ultimate ern California Collegiale Champion ondtry of the game on the final play, Disc Tournament, with the Air Squids RAM U R -A L P AGE ship5 on Salurday and overpowered to send USC packing. ~ IN' sending two the University of Sou!hem Defeating USC advances the ~~ teams. The California, 28-20, to advance UCSD ruggers to the champi ~ squads played to next weekend's finals . onship finals against in a fairly competitive field, facing otT Th~ matchup was tight in Claremont at UC Riverside against tearns such as Oregon State, Soccer Playoft Preview the first half, with the ruggers from this Saturday. Claremont de- Colorado, Washington and Stanford. San Diego leading, 6-5, at halftime. feated UCSD two weeks ago, 10-3, The A team was led by captain CampLU KiclcerJ Gear Up For CbampwfUJhip Run The lead changed hands three times giving the ruggers their only loss of Ben Finke lor; but with most of the Aller an up-anckIown, In-WOIA, rain inlerupted CMIfJI91 flat kept UCSO irhnuni soccer play '1f~ ers doeeIy ~ 1110 The Wea1her Channel, ~ only seems logical that this -uncr s championship in the second half before USC the regular season. Despile that out regular tearn unable to play due to play-off .~ Is liclceted for stmy, MIIY skies 0Yef the North CIIIIljlUS Recreation fields. Of COUI$II evened the score at 20 with 10 min come, howe ver, the team is confident. illness, the team focused on balancing tllll'1 what we "... today. utes remaining. However, with only "Two weeks ago, Claremont was March Madness Grips RIMAe On s.tunIIy you can be sure IhIrt I will rain 50IneWhefe IIong the line. its offensive attack and having all of lIlA we hope nott In Iacl. Hwe can !lei this series 01 tournaments oIf the groood, 6UIViving 1M soccer two minutes left on the clock, UCSD disruptive and took us out of our its players contribute. The team im teams m9t juat be in for the tine 01 their ~ lives. rookie Andy Wilga - who had game," center Aaron Smith said. "If mediately showed its new attitude on 0A;!" Playoffd Start Tonight W.... ChempionIhip action in _ separate ct/isions being 8MOUlC8d yesterday by the Intramural QfIice, this yelr'S M for lhe r058S poses to be one of the most evenly balanced oompetitive fields in earlier missed two penalty shots we play our style, we will be victo Saturday, making quick work of t ,1" J Ya. 1he NCAA MS a nice bukeIbII toumament. lIlA, hey, 64 tNIIIS, 3 weeks aI play. ,... .-.... Thlt's OK. but " you want a rNI MIrdI Mac*less look no further than 1M Hoops. I8CIIlt years. redeemed himself by converting a rious." SonornaStale, 13-2. This philosophy Before we !lei into championship team specifics, here's a capsule summary aI how the lournamenl ~ G " ::4 We have 104 teams going at h for one sold week aI play. Some squads wiI be kick to break the tie. - By Nicole Sundert.nd also proved effective !he rest of the ~ ';': ::.~ playing 5 games in 7 days in theirquesl toameu title. hit getslllderwaytoni!tot with fonnat shapes up Io!;sticaly. day, as the La Jollans went 3-1, with 1he champioo IShIps tlking place next Thursday. H you want to get your til aI serious baskeIbaII action come bV RtMAC and check out your favorite 1M squad. Saturday (101m-Spm) First round play-off action In the lollowing divisions: the lone loss comi ng vs. Oregon State. Mm:h. Men's MA. Men AA. Men A. Coed AA (2 games). Coed A'. Cycling PLAYOFF RANKINGS ...--on Sunday morning, the Air Sundsy (l1em-Spm) First round play-oH action in the lollowing divisions: comment ranklt.amlrecord odd. March 10 Coed Women's The UCSD cyc ling team haS' i Schwinof and. BrillJCy.Qassert then Squids were malched up against host A, u.n'aMA Second round play-on action In the lollowing divisions: grown accustomed to residing at the . had their tum andiJid UCSD proud, Stanford and losl by a score of IS-I I. ,. Runnon RhlAlarbs s-o 4-1 Upset Machine to gam top billing Men's AM, Men AA, Men Coed M , Coed A' 2. Mean Machine 4-1 5-1 Won't go down without a figlt top. Last weekend, however, the finishing second, third and fourth , UCSD staned off slowly, falling be Thursdsy (Spm-epm) Semi-Final 3. Sigma Chi 5.o to·l Ran th~ a weak league San Diegans spent much of their respectively, in the'B race. hind, 8-3; !hen it made a furious rally ".,eh 14 All 4. Dipstick 3·2 20·1 Would have 10 shoot 75% time close to the pavement. In Themen,ontl)eotherhand,were to close the gap, 12-10, before finally 5. Shift 2·2 30-1 No eROUg\ delense to get h done Saturday (12n-4pm) Sunday's criterium, the 'elltire • not able to reach the finish line. being bested. Despite the disappoint .... eh 16 MIn'aAA men's A team crashed out of Each was pickedoffbyuharp ing end to the tournament, the players 1. Your Mother 7·0 2-1 1M veterans are really firing the race in the same tum. right-hand tum on the descent displayed a drive and determination 2. Universal 7-0 3-1 Best offense in AA Saiurday's race was much from the course's brief, but which clearly made the evenl one of 3. Bum Unit 7.o 4-1 Can reallv tum up lhe heat ,i 4. MVP 7.o 9-2 Handed t~ league, look out not Men AAA Four more successful - 10 men- steep, climb. Stauber was the SoorInC Il180.... : UCSO's Sian Bellock (right) drives past a the best series of games UCSD has 5. J3+25-0 5-1 Slow. can1 shOOl, no handles· na! tion safer - for the men's A teatn of ' first San Diegan to meet the pave- ' Claremont defender for one of her 12 goals. ever played. Teammates Matt Davis 6. Cookie Timers 7·0 8-1 Ready to go ott Bailers (4-0-1) PI Kapps (4-1) Ian Bettinger, Tim Knudsen and Erik ment, ~fter slamming into a hay bail and JeffParb wereoulStanding, play 7. Hoop Dfearns Tool! 6·1 10-' Great O. No 0 . see 'va 8. BTWG 6-1 t2-' Only loss to , 3 - a contender Bloody Futballers (4-1) Stauber. In a team time-trial designed and cracking his bike into two pieces. The UCSD women's lacrosse upset. as the La lollans rallied for a ing withexccptional poise and leader 9. Rolling 40's 6-t IS·' Upset special with a nice road Newcastle United (3-0-t) to lest sPeed, aerodynamics and team- Knudsen and Bettinger saw their team continued 10 roll lasl week bundle of late goals to win it, 17-11. ship throughout the weekend. 10. ESP 5-2 SO·1 T~ 2nd & 3rd round games Soccer Man's Pick To Win It All: work, the UCSD squad managed a day corne to a crashing halt in the end, raising its record to 3-1 with a Chris Moll led UCSD with silt goals, The B team displayed as much Men AA To 4 Men 'a A Elite Enraged Geese (5-0) fourth-place finish on the 11.5~mile same tum when a Stanford rider blew pair of decisive victories followed by Sian Beilock with five . heart, going 2-2 on Saturday. The B Could be the at this level 1. Team I 7-0 3-1 one Biohazards (4-0-1) 2. Madness 5·0 4-1 Only gave up 33 points per game course, despile racing one rider short his tire off the rim, forcing the UCSD • over Whittier and Shannon Northrup had four. tearn, which did not play on Sunday, Ole BV The Sword (2+2) 5-1 WiN be pushing aN the way of the standard four cyclists. riders dismount the hard way. Claremont. Saturday's game against 3. Green Bowt Packers 6-1 No Name ... Too Drunk (3-1-1) to was a rnix offirst-yearplayersand Air 6-1 ., 4. International Players 5-0 T~ end aI bracket, not ~kely Soccer Man's Pick To Win II All: Sunday'saction wa5'highligh~ . Finally, Dave Schlirig became Friday's action pitted the Claremont bore a resemblance, as Squid alumni. It wasn't long before 5. 5 Nuttin but Air 6·1 10-t Briddayers need to find some net by accidents and su(:ccss for lhe the last UCSD rider to end the day La lollans against WhiUier, lhe visitors to UCSD stayed close the players adjusted 10 each other's Men A To 4 u.n'aA Maybe ThIS Time 15.o) Copraphagers (3-1-1) women. Kilrina Berger plac:edlhird lying on the road. Schurig, unfonu- which was fired up for the chance to but not close enough. Again, Sly1eofplay, defeatingHumboldt with 6. Slammers 5-2 5-1 WWF version of 1M hoops Made In Mexico (4 -1) Nothing But Net (4.o) in the women's A race over the nately, separated his shou lder in the tackle one of the west's best. Dcspile Beilock helped pace the scoring, a trapping defense and playing 7. Gottlobs 5-2 6-1 Put up 300 poiniS in league Soccer Balls (4-0) Wlldeals (4-1) Fraternity Row Death Crilerium Kcident. remaining close al UCSD's heels, this time with 12, in the 22-15 win. Stanford close before losing, 11-8. 8. Trash 5-2 8-1 WiN gel swept out eally Team Smack (~.o - I) Boot 'N Rally 13-0-2) 9. Go Home 2-3 15·1 Mi~t heat that soon Soccer Man's Pick To Win II All: Made In Mexico course. Kelly Stoc.k, tcrisline - By Den Kreft Whinier was unable to pull off the - By Den Kreft -ByChriaLM 10. VI 4-3 99-1 Talking big, 'guaranteed I CHOKEI Bomb Wonf'n'. Top 2 u.n'. 5-10. Under Buttercups (4-0) The Kickers 1. TliEM 7.o 2-1 Miglt contend in MA! Hot 4 Teacher (4.o) The Pack Soccer Man's Pick To Win It AM : Buttercups fensive lltack, collecting three hits timately killing the Tritons' test, 3-2. 2. Korean Airlines 6-1 4-1 Higl ftyeI1 could crash ea~v TORN: USDtakes in the opener. upset plans. PEP: UCSD ends The win over Davis put theTritons 3. Todd Mlde Us Do tt 5-2 5-1 Sma" even by 5-10 standards COld AA To 4 4. Milzac + ChMz88 6-1 6-1 Veterans INI slipping Rocket From Hell (4.o) Screaming NllVlles (3-1) two from Tritons The second game featured more "We just had one really long tourney, 3-2 into a showdown which Harper was 5. Pinoy Power 5-2 10-1 No! ~ aIIense to get up The BIg Greerl14-O) Thursday Nlte Cocktails (3-1) of the same for the Tritons. This inning," Snyder said. "We just "very much looking forward to," al Mandy's Team, ~-O-I) Continued from ..... 18 time, UCSD rallied to take control couldn't seem to get any outs." Continued from PlICe 18 lowing him to guage how far his team Women', 619 Regulate ~ -1) I . Lucky's Nig1tmare 6.o t-l Bet 1he rancn!!1 Soccer Man .. Pick To Win II All:' Rocket From Hell Ions, but she took the loss, as USD of the game, only to see the Toreros "We were very evenly lived up to its billing, blowing UCSD has come. UC Santa Barbara had taken 2. Short but Sweat 5-0 3-1 Getting h done from OIAside , battled back to score two runs in the fight back and win, 6-3_ matched," Gerckens said. "They out of the water by a 14-6 tally. the top tearns down-to-the-wire, but 3. Urban BaIlers 3-2 10·1 Aoe & commitmenl a problem COld A (Prllft') Top 4 4. Chicks thai Can Play 4-t 15·1 Nice ethletes, wrong sport The Meds (5-0) The Ttveal (4-0-1) bott~m of the seventh to defeat the Junior shortstop Missy Belmer just got the key hits in the end." From there, the effect of Harper's . DCSD elevated its play and domi 5. AI-Yall 3-2 25-1 Only one player over 5-4 Caffeine (4-0-1) Jehovah's Nissi (4-0) visitors, 7-6. drove in two runs in the top of the The Tritons will embark on motivationatwords became evidenL naIed the hometown Gauchos, 8-2, to Oh Well (5-0) No Name (4-1) "['Otto] pitched very well," fifth inning with an opposite-field a long road trip this weekend. The Tritons' final game on Saturday close out the tourney with a victory . CoedAA Mother Ruckers (5-0) Monchichis (3-0-2) Gerckens said. "She was focused. triple to take the lead, 3-2, scoring They will playa pair of games was against an improved squad from 'This was a much beller weekend 1. Washed up Has-Beens 7.o 2-1 Top leam has personnet problems Soccer Man) Pick To Win It All: Mother Ruckers 2. Throw ~ Up 7.o 3-1 Gals are tough, guys stink COld A To -4 She really wanted to win the Snyder all the way from first base. at Redlands on Friday night be Santa Cruz. UCSD showed no mercy, for us [than our tournament Feb. 16- 3. Ai -Yal l 5-t 6-1 Size SliM a problem - - --- Blue Thunder (3-1·1) Terry'~ Faeries (2-1-2) 4. Yellow Fever 5-0 10-1 Upset special, could get there game." "I was just watching coach wave fore stopping over to play a bombing the Slugs, 10-1. 18]," Harper said. "We are sti ll deal Chicken Strippers (~-1 - 1) TotuAttack 5. Pimps & Players 5-2 t5-1 Lale entry is t~ inside OliO also showed her offensive me around," SnydersaidofBelmer's double dip with Cal State San The Tritons were the first team in irig with the transition to competing 2 Left Feet (3-2) ferocity, going two for four at the rope. "That was a really big hil." Bernadino on Saturday. The the pool on Sunday and continued to against Division I scholarship pro COld A Still Learning (3 ·2) Soccer Man's Pick To Win It All : Chicken Strippers plate and driving in two of the Tri "Belmerplayed incredible out in Tritons hope the trip wi II create roll against a club team from Davis grams, but I am encouraged by our 1. Savor Our Aava 5·2 3-1 Favorable draw puts lhem on top 2. The Stallions 5·2 4-1 Soccer stars struggle with their hands Ion runs. the field 100," Gerckens said. "She some new bonds and further which included ex-intercollegiate play." 3. Wesl Coast Offense 3-2 10·1 CaH Boll quicll Hain 'l worfdng "[OliO] was very aggressive," kept us in both games defensively." develop the team's chemistry. players and a pair of national-team "We are looking forward to (swim 4. Cha~ie ' s Allgels 4-3 50-1 IS it snowing In hell? Gerckensadded. "She drove in some Even with Belmer patrolling the "I'm looking forward to (the members. Going inlO the fourth quar mers) Linda MonrocandJeMY Irwin 5. Trinity 5·2 99·1 Not lhis year runs and scored from third on a infield, UCSD cou ldn 't hold off road trip]," Gerckens said. "It ter, the team from Davis held a slim, [joining the team after swim season]," The 1M Page needs a hand. passed ball." another late Torero surge. The Tri will be a good chance for the 2-1 le&d. UCSD carne up big in the Harper added. 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All that mailers is that Greg BySt.v.W..... results, as the team shut the door on MadWll is on the mound, Staff Writer the Brewers with two big kills from its thawilll his ann out after the After unveiling its new unifonns huge front line. long winter to defend his Cy before the horne crowd at RlMAC The remainder of the match was Young award; Barry Bonds is last night, the UCSD men's volleyball dominated by the Tritons, who made Laking his hacks at the plate, team then revealed a rejuvenated play sure they were not forgotten by the attempting to recapture the ing style with a dominating win over rest of the DivisionllI volleyball pow timing which crushed 33 homers Vassar University. erhouses. UCSD gave the last year; Barry Larkjn is The Brewers, ranked num Brewers no chance to recover effortlessly fielding grounders, ber-four in Division m, were in game two, racking up 20 looking to improve on the scant quickly dispatched in three executions after the teams II errors he committed in 1995. straight games by the third traded sides. To a no-hold s- barred, bal- ranked Tritons. Senior Tom Black put the 10ling, ballcap-wearing, freak The Tritons found them exclamation pointon game two like myself, baseball is more lhan selves down by five points in with a huge allack to finish off a pastime. Things like barbecues game one before they even the Brewers, 15-4. are pastimes. Baseball is a broke a sweat. Head Coach Doug In game three, junior seller Satao religion. So I guess Ihat mak e~ Dannevik called a timeout to make Mindmi fired home four serves to put Ken Griffey, Jr. Ihe Messiab. sure that the squad did not slip into thesquadupearly,4-0. UCSDcoasted Everything about thi s game self-de truct mode. the rest of the way, taking the final - fro"'the mammolh polish "We were a lillie tight, trying to be game, 15-4. dogs dripping with kelchup, too perfect," Dannevik said. "Weju t Throughout the match, the Tritons mustard, oodles of relish (and a kept telling them during the timeout showcased a playing style which fea smattering of onions, for good to sen Ie down, relax and don 't panic." lured high-percentage hilling and great measure) to the beauty of the Afterthepeptalk,theTritonscame defense. The offense was led by Black, diamond, with its lush green out ready to play. Dannevik brought with 19 kills, and junior Dan caq>et and cri!>p chalk lines - DIEG freshman Jody Cook-Fisher off the Thomassen, who convened 12 of his makes me wanl to jump up and bench to rally the team. Cook-Fisher 15 scoring opportunities. .,creech, ''Take Me Oul to the wasted no time, responding with two The Tritons also played well de Ballgame," like a raving lunatic. big blocking assists. fen ively, digging up 39 spikes. The For as ure as Tony Gwynll is 'That's Jody 's role," Danncvik combination of powerful front-coun goi ng to hit .300 in day games on said. "[ He's] the spark offlhe bench." play and strong serving kept Vassar the road at stadiums wilh natural The fired-up Tritons rattled off on its heel in all three games. grass aaainst left -handed' pItchers Mark Patterson/Guardian seven straight points - accentuated "Thi s is the kind of win that we've whose first names stan with Ihl! by two aces from Guy Mount - to tie got to have," Dannevik said. "We letter "R," I wi II be standing on Mount up: Triton middle blocker Guy Mount goes up for a quick the score at 14. UCSD 'sexperiencein have to beat all of the Division ill the front lawn of my house at ix 'set from Satao Minami during UCSD's straight-set win over Vassar. close games finall y yie lded positive teams we play." every tnoming weari ng nothing but my San Francisco Giants boxer shons, wai ting for the paperboy to come so I can absorb Harper's Pep Talk Insp~ Toreros Tame Tritons every 'iota of game info from the previ~s day ' !> box scores. Women's Polo to Strong Finish O-FOR-2: UCSD traveJed to USD and eame My obsession wi th the game away empy, dropping two games in a double-dip is so utterly all -encompassi ng, By Dan Kraft notch. The resu It was a sweep of its that any real knowledge I once Sports Editor final three games against UCSB, By Mlk. Stang. about her young softball team's possessed has long si nce been Two games into last weekend's UCSC and the Davis Open club Staff Writer desire, as it overcame some early ovemln by innumerable UC Santa Barbara Gaucho Invita squad. Tuesday night, the young Tri mistakes and two early USD ral statistical data. tional Women's Water Polo Tourna The tournament began on Satur ton women's softball team found lies. And while I may not be able ment , UCSD Head Coach day morning, and the Tritons itselfin an unfamiliar situation. The After the Tritons jumped out to to boast an "A" on my last Denny Harper had what he were at it bright and early, team was going into the bot a quick lead, 1-0, in the first midterm - or even tell you what termed a "significant moment" beginning theirbattIe with the tom half of the final inning inning, USD came stonning class it was in - I can damn well with the team. Cardinal at 7:50 a.m. UCSD hanging on to a slim, one back to score three runs in ilS recite last year's hilling stats for "It wasn't oneofmy top 10 kept the game close but was run lead over the University half of the same inning. The the entire Pirates' lineup, from [pcp talks] of all time," Harper unable to capitalize on fourth of San Diego Toreros in the Toreros then tallied two more Rich Aude to Tony Womack. said. "But we set a goal for quarter scoring chances, fail first game of a doubleheader runs in the third, pushing their So look for me the next time ourselves to win our last three ing, 4-2. at Alcala Park. lead to 5-I. The Tritons didn't you go to a Padres game. I' II be games." The Tritons' second shOt "It was a welcome! get down, however. UCSD the loony-tune being carted away And that is exactly what the Tri at breaking into the win column came change," freshman catcher chipped away and finally took by Staff Pro security. The guy tons accomplished. After losing its against the second-ranked SDSU Sara Snyder said. "It was definitely over the lead, 6-5, in the fifth in who looks like he hasn't shaved first two contests of the tournament Aztecs. According to Harper, State a great game." ning. in a month. The guy who is to Stanford and San Diego State, the and UCLA are "a cut above" the rest Although her team couldn't hold Freshman pitcher Mary Jane incessantly raving about Luis UCSD squad took Harper's words to of the women's polo field; and SDSU the lead, Trilon Head Coach Patricia OUo went the distance for the Tri Sojo's career stats ... heart and turned the intensity up a See PEP, Page 14 Gerckens has reason to be excited See TORN, Page 14 _1~l=JI.]:I-i ;rl] ; l ~...... '.V ••• ,....I: ...... : Club Sports: Fri., March 8, VS. Loyola University (IL) at RIMAe, 7 p.m. Thurs., March 7, at Point Lorna Nazarene, 2:30 p.m. Among the Sat., March 9, VS. Pepperdine University at RIMAC, 7 p.m. Fri., March 8, VS. sec at Triton Baseball Stadium, 2:30 p.m. teams in action W.... ·., .... s: ...... 1: last weekend Sun., March 10, va. St. MIIfY'6 at North Courts, 11 a.m. Fri., March 8, at University of Redlands, 2 p.m. was the ..·.T ...... 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