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DRAFT-WORTHY THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED Teams had the opportunity to draft Thousands of internet radio stations ENTERTAINMENT two of Tech’s star basketball freshmen observed a day of silence Tuesday to Technique • Friday, June 29, 2007 in yesterday’s NBA draft. Page 16 protest a license fee increase. Page 7

Lez Zeppelin rocks Mindy Smith sells out Eddie’s Attic Variety Playhouse and performances on The Tonight Woman, released in 2003. All eyes By Lindsay Deal always hiding / It’s no wonder that Lez Zeppelin, an all-female Led Entertainment Editor we’re sinking down/ Why should Show with Jay Leno, it’s clear that remained fixed on Smith as she she has a following. tuned her guitar for the next song, Zeppelin cover band, will play we stand in lonely shadows/ With at Variety Playhouse tonight in No introduction was necessary so much light around” the song Thankfully, she hasn’t let the and then a cell phone rang. Muffled success get to her head. Following voices whispered “how rude” and support of their self-titled debut and none was given as the renowned resonated with many of the fans who album set to be released July 10. alt-country star took the stage last were preparing for the weekend’s a standing ovation, Smith returned “can you believe it?” as audience for an encore presentation begin- members tried to pin-point the The show starts at 8:30 p.m. and Thursday in Decatur. Following an annual gay pride festival. tickets are $15. More information opening set by Atlantan John Pringle, Whether the song was written ning with a cover of Dolly Parton’s culprit before Smith reached for her www.variety- “Jolene,” the song that launched bag and answered the phone. is available at the second-floor listening room in specifically for that demographic playhouse.com. Decatur adopted an eerily idolatrous I don’t know for sure, and it really Smith onto the musical radar when “Hey Chris, I’m playing a show silence in respect of the petite bru- doesn’t matter, because the breadth it was included in the Dolly Parton in Atlanta right now. Can I call you nette approaching the stage. of topics covered by her songs that tribute album, Just Because I’m a back in a minute?” Junk and jewels at But the crowd at Eddie’s wasn’t night assured that everyone could always so receptive. Thirteen years relate to most, if not all of them. Turner Field ago, back when Eddie’s Attic was in Smith was relaxed as she exposed its infancy, Mindy Smith competed her life on stage, lyrically giving life The Atlanta World Market, an at open mic night to less than tumul- to memories of losing a loved one, outdoor flea market featuring tuous applause. becoming a woman in the shadow antiques, fine art, collectibles Hoping to win the opportunity to of a preacher father and expressing and more opens this weekend perform her own set, a disappointed the childlike love she holds for her at Turner Field. The event is Smith walked away that night dog. Though the depressed tempo expected to draw customers from without even placing. But she didn’t departed from that of her two al- the now-defunct Lakewood Flea give up. In 2003, Smith returned, bums, her melodious vocals delivered Market. The event is held in respected well enough to get her the sounds which fans had become the Orange and Gold parking own show, but apparently not well accustomed to. lots from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., enough to fill many seats. Often accompanied by only and admission is free. More “There were 10 ladies here for a her acoustic guitar, Smith’s music information is available at www. birthday party and a few stragglers has been classified as folk, country, atlantaworldmarket.com. who wandered in during the set,” said Americana, bluegrass, pop, rock, and Smith. “But they were all really kind even alternative. Her songs reflect and stayed till the end of my show. an intermingling of the two states Nazi eugenics After the party one of the ladies came Smith has called home— Tennessee up to me and said ‘You were great. and New York. While her lyrics often exhibit at CDC The next time you come the show evoke a sense of big-city sophistica- is going to be sold out.’” tion, the simplicity of her clear voice Compiled by the U.S. Holocaust And she was right. Smith ser- harmonizing with her acoustic guitar Memorial Museum, Deadly enaded a full house of eager listeners is reminiscent of old-time Appala- Medicine: Creating the Master last Thursday in her first Atlanta chian music, similar to what many Race explores explores how Nazism appearance since Long Island Shores, consider the classic Appalachian applied theories of eugenics to its her sophomore album, was released sound. Though her genre-defying genocidal policies. The exhibit last October. She opened with “Out sound has likely impeded her rise to runs through Aug. 10. Parking Loud,” an appropriate choice for the fame, her talent has delivered her to and admission are free. More lesbian haven that is Decatur. With the forefront of the alt-country scene. information is available by calling lyrics like “Hey friend why are we With music videos featured on CMT Photo courtesy of Vanguard Records 404-639-0830. 1010101001101010TWO BITS0110100110001010 Two Bits Man relives the “excitement” of summer ninja training camp Recently, there was an extended readers, without having them edited a stereotypical black ninja outfit, I with that? that? Such a feat would have taken break during which I trained to be- or censored. would be somewhat unmistakable. Another modern equivalent of me a lot of hacking into email ac- come a ninja. Unfortunately for me, I However, I will always have my Although I was tempted by this archaic habits focused on thrown counts, watching member move- was tied up in a basement somewhere identity. I don’t need fancy outfits nice smoking jacket in Dillard’s, weapons. It’s generally discouraged ments, seduction, dinner dates and by two Technique staff members. One or tits to be awesome, although a it was out of my price range. Can by society to carry around shuriken, thesauri. was an amusing female that I didn’t weapon can be reasonably handy at you believe that they wanted $300 poison-dipped or not. While it is a Thankfully, he was disqualified quite recognize, and the other was my fending off an angry female humor for it? I’m a college student, not an delightful weapon, and flashbang- from the Top Three Ninja Contest extremely attractive Entertainment columnist. Those eyelash curlers obscenely rich philanthropist with equipped ones are useful, a more because he already knew who the top editor. I’ll be the first to tell you that are murder, I swear. The next time a crime fighting hobby! practical alternative is needed. three were. I’m pretty sure there’s a Nique writers have odd hobbies, but she pulls that thing out, I’m going So, I can’t afford my own tools, The New Ninja Training Manual, paradox in there somewhere, but it this was a little excessive. to destroy it. and I wasn’t thrown a sword by a wa- 5th Edition suggests that I try more hurts to think about time travel for Thanks in part to Sliver Girl,* I bet this never happens to Bat- tery tart. Superman just had common materials, such as marbles, too long. I managed to escape. Humbled, I man… Batgirl never gets up in his to be born. Who spare change or utensils. I don’t really The only part of spying I really knew I needed to beef up on my face with dangerous-looking beauty can compete appreciate that the ninja manual has passed was seduction. Apparently, defensive skills; so I did what anyone implements.** No, she’s a good to resort to Home Alone for ideas, but they gave me bonus points because would do in that situation—a bit of sidekick. What’s the trick, the idea of throwing a marble at an of my “large endowment.” What am Justice League-funded training in Batman? Is it the bling? Do opponent is pretty funny, especially I, the Alumni Association? I can’t get Japan. You know, the place where I need to go Dilbert-style if you have a lot of them. Just hope a girl to translate my Ninja report Batman and Dr. McNinja trained. with my gadgets*** in order that the opponent doesn’t have a card without asking for my phone Not that I’m trying to copy them. I to keep the ladies in line? My real weapon. It’s all fun and games number. You’ve never been treated also don’t own a ninja outfit, nor do phone has internet access, until somebody gets a spleen like meat until you’ve had a group of I own a doctor’s gown, and I’ve never does that count? stabbed out. crack ninjas on your wang.***** worn them both at once. As part of the ninja train- Another important facet *Submit a sliver or she’ll come to Okay, maybe just once. Or twice. ing, they focused on taking of being a ninja is espionage. your house and kick your ass. But not for an entire week. They the older-style ninja habits Admittedly, I didn’t do as **For some reason, my instinct needed washing after the ninja mud and their modern equivalents. well on that part. One of my is to call it a “hygiene implement” wrestling contest. One of those tenets was to classmates went into the future and although I’ve been told repeatedly Aside from an education in blend into the crowd. If I ran got next year’s ANAK member list. that women don’t necessarily need unconventional weapons, what my around the campus wear- Congratulations, [censored]! it, therefore it’s for “beauty.” I, for winter ninja training really gave me ing pajamas and a smoking Oddly enough, my time-trav- one, know girls that can’t live without was a sense of who I am, and who jacket,**** I’d be immediately elling friend is late for all of his their “beauty implements.” Doesn’t I’m not. These days, it’s hard to get nailed as an anonymous humor classes. my ideas across to you, my faithful columnist; similarly, if I wore Again, how can I compete with See Two Bits, page 11 ENTERTAINMENT Technique • Friday, June 29, 2007 • 11

and I will make everyone play that HEME ROSSWORD GET THE PICTURE? from page 10 game. T C : Two Bits They’ll enjoy it, too, or I’ll fail them; and who wants to be the CS By Robert Zimmerman that logically make them “hygiene major that failed a class because they United Features Syndicate implements?” Inquiring minds want didn’t play enough games? Talk about to know. a scarlet letter… ***I am referring to Dilbert’s ACROSS ****At least my superhero cos- 1. __ boom Desktop Games. If you have not tume doesn’t involve spandex tights. 6. Recedes played it, then you have not lived. There’s something to be said for 10. Goal on ice When I graduate, I’ll come back to cotton and silk. 14. Caterwauls Tech just to teach a class on Gaming *****I can never resist a good 19. Musical works Outside of Your Stupid MMORPG, pun, no exceptions. 20. Sister of Thalia 21. Augury 22. Dickens’ __ Heep 23. Start of a quip by 68 Across: 3 Sudoku puzzles wds. 26. “Winnie-the-Pooh” author 27. Yoko __ 28. Chair of a kind 1 7 29. FedEx alternative 30. Electra’s brother 32. __ blonde 7 2 33. Kind of pie 35. Monarchs 36. Director __ Preminger 6 9 3 38. Part 2 of quip: 3 wds. 43. Delivered a torch song 46. Sports org. 8 5 47. Succulent plants 113. White with age 51. Title of respect 48. State south of Tenn. 114. Asian palm 52. Tankard cousin 49. Helicline 115. Enjoyed 53. Skating mishap 8 1 3 9 50. __ Plaines 116. Something lacking 55. Detergent plant 52. Layovers 117. Media award 56. Neighbor of Costa Rica: abbr. 1 2 6 53. Paparazzi’s prey 118. Candle 57. Jibe 54. __ __ glance 58. Flowing garments 55. On the other hand DOWN 60. Mine entrances 9 2 1 57. Make expiation 1. Trendy Manhattan area 61. Books inspection 58. Disburse 2. Accessible 62. Old tunic 59. Part 3 of quip: 3 wds. 3. Ruler after Claudius 65. Province in Can. 4 5 7 9 62. Giza neighbor 4. Wrath 66. Cable channel 63. Smells 5. Military wagon 67. Disney classic 64. Flea market item 6. Resound 69. “__ __ a Camera” 6 1 66. Jazz musician __ Bley 7. In full flower 70. Eldritch 67. Jumps with a chute (with “out”) 8. Immense integer 71. Craters’ edges 68. Speaker of the quip: 2 wds. 9. Costa del __ 72. Sci. course 72. Sew 10. Forage plant 73. City in Pennsylvania 9 7 2 73. “Kate and __” 11. OT book 74. Lanterns 76. Heavy textile 12. Defunct car 75. Sly one 77. Chinese Shar- __ 13. Medical exam instrument 79. Old Spanish coins 5 4 1 78. Gremlins 14. Long bone 81. Landscape plant 79. Braid 15. State in India 83. Pried 80. University degrees: abbr. 16. Droop 84. Bird found near marshes 2 3 5 81. Fat or dairy 17. Road 85. Treasury Dept. agcy. 82. Sash 18. Female ones 86. Investing sector 83. Voting rights city 24. Extreme degree 88. African mongoose 9 2 4 84. Roosted 25. New Mexico’s flower 90. Kingdom 87. Unbeatable foe 31. Grades 91. Pressed 89. Part 4 of quip: 2 wds. 32. Surmounting 92. Town near Boston 6 7 93. Gaelic 34. Small piece 96. Indeed! 94. Satellites 35. Claw 97. Kind of pepper 8 5 1 95. Assault weapon 36. Bloviate 98. The same: prefix 96. Desire 37. Savory jelly: 2 wds. 99. Tent material 97. Canopy support 39. Alliance acronym 100. Get along 4 9 3 100. Dandy 40. Football play: 102. Cooper or Kasparov 101. Garden tool 2 wds. 103. Walk 103. Dry, said of wine 41. South American plain 104. “__ homo!” 5 7 3 106. Fit out 42. Lawn 105. Blacken with heat 107. End of the quip: 5 wds. 43. Tor 108. Born: Fr. 111. Moolah 44. Poe and Degas 109. An article 9 5 112. Used to be 45. Sweeties 110. Time

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